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Episode #3951 The New Phil Hendrie Show Radio Archive Hour · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: Welcome to our featured radio archive show for today. This
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Speaker 1: is Thursday the 8th. And this is a beautiful thing, man.
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Speaker 1: This is Chris Norton, our pharmaceutical salesman turned adult film
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Speaker 1: producer and actor. And I think this might have been
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Speaker 1: the first or second or third time he called this show.
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Speaker 1: This is from 1999. And Chris is talking, is this
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Speaker 1: from 99?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, from 99.
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Speaker 1: And Chris is saying basically after I read a story
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Speaker 1: about a man very, very angry walking in on his
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Speaker 1: wife with another man and basically shooting both of them dead.
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Speaker 1: And the laws of that particular state, I think it's Texas,
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Speaker 1: actually the guy got off relatively easy. I think he
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Speaker 1: only got maybe a year or two in jail. So
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Speaker 1: we talked about it. Chris Norton calls in and says
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Speaker 1: that he has been in that situation as the lover
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Speaker 1: and that he talked his way out of three of
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Speaker 1: those situations. He calmed the guy down. He even was
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Speaker 1: able to, quote, finish with the lady while the husband
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Speaker 1: went in and made himself a sandwich.
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Speaker 3: You're laughing, Phil, but that sounds very funny. All right,
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Speaker 3: I mean, this is Chris Norton.
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Speaker 1: Let's listen as Chris tells us just how well endowed
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Speaker 1: and how charming he is and how he talked his
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Speaker 1: way out of being shot. It's caller in Redondo Beach. Now,
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Speaker 1: I asked Mike to hold you over. Sir, you say
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Speaker 1: that you've been with six or seven married women?
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Speaker 2: Until yet. And I really would probably not give my
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Speaker 2: name if it's okay.
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Speaker 3: No, that's all right.
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Speaker 2: But I have been with married women in that situation.
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Speaker 2: And I wanted to ask you a question first. The
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Speaker 2: guy that she was with, he was not killed?
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Speaker 3: No, he was not.
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Speaker 4: Okay.
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Speaker 2: I'll tell you right now, it has been my experience,
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Speaker 2: and I'm speaking from experience now. It's been my experience that...
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Speaker 2: that that guy, the man that the woman was with,
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Speaker 2: could have cooled the situation out had he had presence
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Speaker 2: of mind, okay? You can be confronted by an angry husband.
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Speaker 2: I'm not saying I'm proud of this, but probably about,
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Speaker 2: like I was telling your screener, about three or seven
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Speaker 2: times in my life.
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Speaker 3: How old are you?
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Speaker 2: I'm 28.
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Speaker 3: So you've been sexually active for a long time?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, since I was 14.
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Speaker 3: Since you were 14.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So, I mean, I've, you know, for better, for worse,
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Speaker 2: or whatever, I mean, I kind of know my way
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Speaker 2: around women a little bit. And I've, unfortunately, you know,
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Speaker 2: I've been involved with married women, and I have had
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Speaker 2: this situation.
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Speaker 1: All right, and why do you think that the guy
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Speaker 1: that she was with.
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Speaker 3: Could have cooled it out?
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Speaker 2: Well, I think the first thing you do, I mean,
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Speaker 2: I totally understand how emotional it is, but you've got
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Speaker 2: to break it down step by step. Okay, first thing
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Speaker 2: you have to do, and I did this with a
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Speaker 2: man who was pretty big. I mean, he was a
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Speaker 2: lot bigger than me, and I was with his old lady.
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Speaker 2: And we'd just, you know, we'd knock one off in
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Speaker 2: the afternoon, you know, because I'd worked with her, and
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Speaker 2: we went back to her house. You know, we were
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Speaker 2: in her bedroom, and her old man comes in. The
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Speaker 2: first thing you've got to do is you have to
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Speaker 2: let cool heads prevail because it is really an emotional situation. Well,
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Speaker 2: what did you do? Well, what happened to me was
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Speaker 2: this guy comes walking to the bedroom, and I'm with
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Speaker 2: his old lady. And like I said, I just got done.
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Speaker 2: I'd just gotten finished about maybe like 10 seconds before
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Speaker 2: the guy comes in. And I turn over, and I
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Speaker 2: look at this guy, and this guy is big, and
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Speaker 2: this guy is pissed off. And I said to him...
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Speaker 2: You have to understand something, okay, that let's cool out.
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Speaker 2: Let's cool out. I told the guy, I said, we've
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Speaker 2: got to cool out. I said, you need to understand
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Speaker 2: that she had certain sexual needs, and all I am
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Speaker 2: is just I was there to provide the sexuality for her,
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Speaker 2: and that she loves you. And you've got to understand,
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Speaker 2: this doesn't mean she don't love you, okay, man? You know,
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Speaker 2: because you've got to get their attention, all right?
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Speaker 3: You're talking to an enraged husband, all right?
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Speaker 2: That's right. I mean, they're pissed off. But you have
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Speaker 2: got to understand that what you do is you say
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Speaker 2: to the guy, you know, she loves you. She just
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Speaker 2: needed a little bit of, you know, a little bit of,
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Speaker 2: you know, sass. And I'm very– one of the things, Phil,
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Speaker 2: is I'm very good looking. I mean, a lot of
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Speaker 2: women come on to me, and that's just kind of
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Speaker 2: the reality of my life. And I am– I don't
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Speaker 2: know how to say this, but I'm very well endowed, too.
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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I got it. I got your credentials, okay?
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Speaker 2: No, I'm not trying to brag or anything.
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Speaker 3: No, I understand.
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Speaker 2: But so I explained to this guy, you know, I
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Speaker 2: am obviously very good looking. I am well endowed. And
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Speaker 2: your wife just needs that. She still loves you. And
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Speaker 2: this is not about her not loving you. But I
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Speaker 2: know that she loves you. She just has some sexual tension.
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Speaker 2: And you calm the guy down that way. You tell
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Speaker 2: him there's no need for violence. You know, you can
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Speaker 2: say to him if you want to that you didn't
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Speaker 2: know she was married. I mean, I knew that this
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Speaker 2: one chick was married, but it wouldn't make any difference.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I can say that I didn't know. And
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Speaker 2: gradually I was able to calm this guy down. The
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Speaker 2: other thing, I was aware that she was married, but
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Speaker 2: it's beyond my control anyway because a lot of women
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Speaker 2: just come on to me, you know.
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Speaker 3: So you're telling me.
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Speaker 2: What I'm saying is I reassured the guy that he
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Speaker 2: had nothing to fear from me. She didn't mean a
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Speaker 2: thing to me. That I was just, you know, we
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Speaker 2: were knocking one off early afternoon. I explained to him
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Speaker 2: that we'd had a couple of beers at lunch, so,
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Speaker 2: you know, she would not, you know, she's not having
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Speaker 2: no control.
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Speaker 3: What happened?
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Speaker 2: The guy understood. He left the room and, you know,
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Speaker 2: gave us a little bit of privacy, you know, and
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Speaker 2: And we were able to, you know, maybe knock one
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Speaker 2: off again, and then I left. And that's happened about three,
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Speaker 2: four times to me. I mean, a couple other times
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Speaker 2: I had to run out of the bedroom window. But mostly,
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Speaker 2: if I can talk to these guys, I can cool
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Speaker 2: them out.
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Speaker 1: Would you mind staying on the line with us? Because
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Speaker 1: that's a very interesting story. And it's also pertinent, I think,
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Speaker 1: because of the fact that this other man involved got
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Speaker 1: up and ran.
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Speaker 3: Let me go to a phone call here in Granola.
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Speaker 3: You're on the Phil Hendry Show.
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Speaker 2: Hello.
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Speaker 4: Hello.
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Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am.
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Speaker 3: And is the gentleman in Redondo Beach there?
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Speaker 2: Yes, sir. I'm right here.
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Speaker 5: As far as I know, they had a law in
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Speaker 5: Texas that if the spouse caught their partner involved in
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Speaker 5: sex with another person, they could kill them both and
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Speaker 5: not even be arrested.
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Speaker 2: Is that right?
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Speaker 5: That is... Now, I don't know that there's.
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Speaker 4: A law or was a law.
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Speaker 5: But when I was down there.
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Speaker 2: Is he married?
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Speaker 5: 50-some years ago.
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Speaker 2: Oh, you were married 50 years ago? What? Are you
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Speaker 2: married now?
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Speaker 5: No, the guy I married is dead now.
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Speaker 2: Oh, the guy you married, he's currently dead? Was he shot?
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Speaker 5: Huh?
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Speaker 2: Was he shot?
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Speaker 5: No, he... He.
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Speaker 2: Wasn't running out a bedroom window or nothing?
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Speaker 5: He finally died of cancer. Oh. But.
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Speaker 5: He was no prize to be married to.
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Speaker 2: Is that right?
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Speaker 5: But anyway, with everything as it is, I heard this
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Speaker 5: story when I was down in Texas over 50 years
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Speaker 5: ago that they had a law down there that anyone caught.
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Speaker 5: In such a situation, the partner could kill them both
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Speaker 5: and they wouldn't even be arrested.
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Speaker 2: So this guy you were married to is a real dick, huh?
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Speaker 5: Huh?
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Speaker 2: The guy you was married to is a real dick?
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Speaker 5: The guy I was married to was six foot two.
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Speaker 2: Asshole.
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Speaker 5: But he had about as much principle as nothing.
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Speaker 2: A real piece of crap, huh?
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Speaker 5: What?
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Speaker 2: A real piece of crap, huh?
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Speaker 5: That's right.
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Speaker 2: Did you ever bang around on him?
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Speaker 5: Nope.
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Speaker 2: Never messed around on him or nothing?
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Speaker 5: Never played around, never. Wow, that's too bad. He did
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Speaker 5: his own self in lots of ways.
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Speaker 3: Wow, what a story.
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Speaker 4: That's wild.
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Speaker 2: Did he bang around on you?
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Speaker 5: He was a drill sergeant in the Army, and he
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Speaker 5: knew all the rules.
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Speaker 2: Say that again.
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Speaker 5: And he knew that the Army provided their... personnel with
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Speaker 5: the treatment centers, if they became sexually involved, they could
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Speaker 5: go to the treatment center and get treated, and if
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Speaker 5: they had that paper and they ever came up with
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Speaker 5: a disease, there would be nothing done about it.
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Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question?
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Speaker 5: What did he do?
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Speaker 2: What did he do? That's what I was going to
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Speaker 2: ask you.
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Speaker 5: He went to, when the 45th Division got transferred up
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Speaker 5: to Massachusetts, he went out messing around.
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Speaker 2: Oh, the 45th, yeah.
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Speaker 5: Didn't take, huh?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, the 45th, right.
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Speaker 5: Yep. And he went out fooling around and got himself
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Speaker 5: a disease and got busted flat, which was for the
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Speaker 5: duration of the war.
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Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question. Why didn't you shoot him?
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Speaker 5: I wasn't where I could.
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Speaker 2: You weren't in the right state?
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Speaker 5: No, and didn't have a gun anyhow.
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Speaker 2: They should have got a gun and just blown him away.
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Speaker 5: Well, guns cost money, and I didn't have the money
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Speaker 5: for the gun.
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Speaker 2: What's he look like? Huh? What do you look like?
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Speaker 5: What did he look like?
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Speaker 2: No, what do you look like?
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Speaker 5: What do I look like?
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Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am.
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Speaker 5: I was a very beautiful young woman.
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Speaker 2: I'll bet.
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Speaker 5: I'm not joking.
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Speaker 2: You're not joking.
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Speaker 5: I didn't think so, but other people did.
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Speaker 2: He was joking.
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Speaker 5: Huh?
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Speaker 2: I said he was joking.
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Speaker 5: Well, hey.
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Speaker 1: Okay, so the idea being that this clown, you know,
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Speaker 1: he's out of your life right now, and that's good.
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Speaker 3: That's good for you, huh?
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Speaker 5: Well, I'm surviving.
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Speaker 2: You still got your teeth? You still got teeth?
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Speaker 5: Don't make that much difference in poor surviving concerns.
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Speaker 2: Boy, I hope she answers.
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Speaker 5: The right way.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to ask a big question here. Does she
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Speaker 2: still have her teeth?
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Speaker 5: Ma'am? A few more.
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Speaker 2: You still got your teeth?
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Speaker 5: Huh?
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Speaker 2: Do you still have your teeth?
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Speaker 5: Do I still have what?
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Speaker 2: Your teeth.
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Speaker 5: My teeth?
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 5: No. I've lost them one by one.
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Speaker 2: That is so great.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I had beautiful teeth. As a matter of fact,
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Speaker 5: I had such beautiful teeth that people would accuse me
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Speaker 5: of having false teeth when I was around 20 years old.
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Speaker 2: Your teeth were so beautiful, people stole them.
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Speaker 5: Well, it's like this. There is more to existing in
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Speaker 5: this world than being born beautiful.
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Speaker 2: I bet it feels wonderful.
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Speaker 5: To be born beautiful does not solve any problem. In fact,
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Speaker 5: it may lay the whole world on you as problems.
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Speaker 2: I wasn't talking about that. I was talking about not
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Speaker 2: having no teeth, you know.
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Speaker 3: Okay, forget about the fact that she doesn't have any teeth.
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Speaker 2: I just can't get past that.
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Speaker 3: That's fine, okay?
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Speaker 2: Say, listen, Gummy.
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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you very much, ma'am. That's a very nice call,
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Speaker 1: and we appreciate that.
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Speaker 5: Okay.
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Speaker 2: Hey, can I ask you something? You wear those fake
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Speaker 2: Halloween teeth, you know, like those vampire teeth.
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Speaker 3: Okay, thank you, dear.
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Speaker 5: When it comes to Halloween, anybody ought to check that out.
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Speaker 5: And if you know what it's all about, you would
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Speaker 5: not touch it with a 10-foot pole.
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Speaker 2: Halloween?
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Speaker 5: That's right.
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Speaker 2: You got it.
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Speaker 5: It is hard.
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Speaker 2: It sucks.
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Speaker 5: And everybody ought to check it out for themselves.
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Speaker 2: Got it. I'm going to check that Halloween stuff out, man,
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Speaker 2: because I hear it blows. I'll check it out.
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Speaker 5: You check it out, and you'll find out it is
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Speaker 5: one of the most horrible things that people ever hatched up.
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Speaker 2: I'll tell you, you are sweet.
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Speaker 5: And I was always bewildered as a kid. What all this?
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Speaker 5: You know, the witches and the half moons and the
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Speaker 5: cats and all of that stuff. Why are those art
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Speaker 5: projects for Halloween? Well, I was much older before I
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Speaker 5: learned what it was all about. And when I did,
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Speaker 5: I said, no more Halloween with this house.
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Speaker 2: Can I get you another drink? The bar's going to
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Speaker 2: close here in a second. What? Hey, listen, Pink Lady
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Speaker 2: or something. All right, never mind.
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Speaker 5: I can't hear you.
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Speaker 2: You just sit there. I've got to go to the can.
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Speaker 2: I'll be right back, okay? Oh, let's go. This is great.
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Speaker 2: I don't know what time you've got to be home,
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Speaker 2: but I'm having a great time.
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Speaker 5: I don't have to. I'm at my house.
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Speaker 2: Oh, all right.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I'm having a good time. I've just got to go
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Speaker 2: to the men's room. I'll be right back.
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Speaker 5: Bye now.
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Speaker 2: We'll be dancing here.
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Speaker 5: Huh?
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 5: Bye now. I can't hear you anyhow. This is a
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Speaker 5: little shit, y'all.
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Speaker 3: Oh, I love her.
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Speaker 1: Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 3: 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 2: 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 1: Phil Henry Show. Now, let me have at this gentleman
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Speaker 1: on the line. You were playing a little bit with
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Speaker 1: that older lady that called in.
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Speaker 2: I thought she was serious, sir.
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Speaker 3: Now, I found out from my screener, your name is Chris.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Phil, but I'd rather not give my last name.
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Speaker 3: That's okay.
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Speaker 1: You have been caught by three different men while you
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Speaker 1: were making love to their wives.
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Speaker 2: That's correct, yes, sir.
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Speaker 3: And you were able to talk your way out of it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. What I'm saying is that I was able to
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Speaker 2: calm them down. The reason why I called in is
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Speaker 2: because I heard about that guy who was with her,
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Speaker 2: and he ran out of the house. And I think
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Speaker 2: that's the first thing you don't do. The first thing
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Speaker 2: you do, if you're any kind of a man, is
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Speaker 2: you're going to stay there.
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Speaker 3: Well, the guy had a gun.
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Speaker 2: I think you need to just calm the situation down.
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Speaker 2: Explain to the guy that your wife doesn't love me.
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Speaker 2: You know, she loves you. She was just... For us,
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Speaker 2: it's just sex, you know, and then she was just
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Speaker 2: using me as a sexual situation because that's what I
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Speaker 2: did with this guy. I mean, he came in. He
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Speaker 2: was a big guy, too, but I was able to
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Speaker 2: cool him out. I just explained to him that his
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Speaker 2: wife had biological needs, that, you know, that she had
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Speaker 2: biological needs that I was able to meet. And I
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Speaker 2: was just fulfilling the biology of it, you know, because
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Speaker 2: there's a certain biology of it when it comes to sexuality,
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Speaker 2: you know. But I told him that I know that
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Speaker 2: she loves you. I tell him that, you know, there's
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Speaker 2: no need for violence. The Bible don't say nothing about
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Speaker 2: the guy who's not married. It's about, you know, the woman.
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Speaker 2: But it's beyond my control because I'm very good looking.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: You know, and women come on to me.
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Speaker 3: Now, you're telling the guy, you explained to this, and
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Speaker 3: this was a married man.
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Speaker 2: This was a woman's husband, right.
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Speaker 3: And you said to him, I'm very good looking.
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Speaker 2: Well, I didn't need to say that. I mean, but
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Speaker 2: I'm just saying to you that I am very good looking.
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Speaker 2: I'm very well endowed, you know. And that was basically
16:33
Speaker 2: my take on it. So that's what I was saying.
16:40
Speaker 3: All right, let me go to, I think I got it.
16:42
Speaker 3: Is this Atlanta? Is this Atlanta? Atlanta, go ahead, sir. Yes, sir,
16:46
Speaker 3: go ahead.
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Speaker 4: This guy, Chris.
16:50
Speaker 2: Yes, how are you doing?
16:52
Speaker 4: How are you doing?
16:53
Speaker 2: Real good.
16:55
Speaker 6: Basically, you should be strung up because you have moral values.
17:01
Speaker 6: You knew that this woman was married?
17:03
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I didn't know, and she told me,
17:08
Speaker 2: but I wasn't sure.
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Speaker 6: She told you before you laid in her bed?
17:13
Speaker 2: What's that?
17:14
Speaker 6: She told you before you laid in her bed?
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Speaker 2: I don't remember, really.
17:21
Speaker 6: You don't remember?
17:22
Speaker 2: Not really, no. But the point is, I'm not the
17:28
Speaker 2: one that's married, okay? She's the one that's married. She's
17:31
Speaker 2: the one that's supposed to be faithful. But she don't
17:36
Speaker 2: love me. She loves him.
17:39
Speaker 6: She loves him. If she loves him, she wouldn't be
17:42
Speaker 6: in bed with you.
17:44
Speaker 2: Well, but that's different, okay?
17:46
Speaker 6: There's no difference, man.
17:48
Speaker 2: All I'm talking about is fulfilling the sensuality.
17:51
Speaker 6: Hey, screw sensuality.
17:53
Speaker 2: I'm talking about.
17:53
Speaker 6: There is no sensuality in.
17:55
Speaker 1: Dude, I got to ask you to kind of watch
17:57
Speaker 1: your language there, okay? Because he let out with the S-bomb.
18:02
Speaker 5: Well.
18:04
Speaker 2: I mean, all I'm trying to say to the guy
18:05
Speaker 2: is that I know that I'm not married. She is.
18:11
Speaker 2: I'm not violating nobody's marriage vows. She is.
18:15
Speaker 3: Okay, sir, could you watch your language?
18:17
Speaker 6: You violated Mary's vows basically when you.
18:23
Speaker 2: Slept in bed with her. But the fact is I
18:25
Speaker 2: was able to talk this guy down. I was able
18:27
Speaker 2: to calm him down and tell him that ain't nothing
18:31
Speaker 2: going on, you know. I mean, all I said is
18:35
Speaker 2: I told the guy.
18:36
Speaker 6: Hey, come down from New York or California, and you
18:39
Speaker 6: come down to Atlanta, Georgia, you calm me down.
18:43
Speaker 2: What?
18:45
Speaker 6: I said you come down from your Yankee state or
18:48
Speaker 6: your Midwestern state, and you calm me down.
18:51
Speaker 2: Yank what?
18:52
Speaker 6: You wouldn't calm me down because I would be all
18:55
Speaker 6: on you.
18:55
Speaker 2: Hey, dude, I don't know if you know it or not, but, like, well,
19:00
Speaker 2: I don't want to upset you, but. The North won
19:04
Speaker 2: the war.
19:05
Speaker 4: Hey, North won the war.
19:06
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. I just thought maybe I'd direct you to
19:08
Speaker 2: Encyclopedia Britannica, man. I mean, all I'm saying is that
19:13
Speaker 2: if you would stand in there and.
19:14
Speaker 3: All right, hold on for a minute. Let's do this, okay?
19:16
Speaker 1: The guy in Atlanta and the guy here in Redondo Beach,
19:19
Speaker 1: why don't you guys do what they do in psychology
19:21
Speaker 1: called psychodramas? What I want to do is I want
19:23
Speaker 1: to put you guys in that room. The guy in Atlanta,
19:26
Speaker 1: you've walked in. You see this guy in bed with
19:29
Speaker 1: your wife. Now, I'll let this guy.
19:35
Speaker 3: Okay, that didn't work.
19:39
Speaker 2: What'd he say?
19:39
Speaker 1: Well, you heard what he said. He laid that S-bomb,
19:42
Speaker 1: and then he just dropped a little F-U. Basically, you said,
19:49
Speaker 1: how you doing? and he said F-U.
19:52
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, this guy, I don't know what he's
19:54
Speaker 2: talking about, Yankee State.
19:56
Speaker 1: He's talking about some other crap. Let's go to Rock
19:59
Speaker 1: Hill on the Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 7: Hello.
20:01
Speaker 2: Hey, how you doing? Good, sir.
20:04
Speaker 7: I'd like to know how you're going to do that
20:06
Speaker 7: when I got a. 357 in your mouth, sir. How
20:09
Speaker 7: are you going to do that?
20:10
Speaker 2: I'll take the gun out of my mouth.
20:13
Speaker 7: You ain't going to do that.
20:14
Speaker 2: You ain't going to do that.
20:15
Speaker 7: You don't have time.
20:16
Speaker 2: And I'll say to you, buddy, you're giving up your
20:20
Speaker 2: whole life for this, you know, broad.
20:24
Speaker 7: But I'm not in my right state of mind. I'm
20:26
Speaker 7: going to blow your head off.
20:27
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I'm saying. I'm going to get you
20:29
Speaker 2: in your right state of mind.
20:29
Speaker 7: Because I'm not going to give you a chance to
20:32
Speaker 7: blow your head off.
20:33
Speaker 2: Here's the whole deal. Obviously, I'm really good looking because
20:36
Speaker 2: you'd be able to see that, that I'm really good looking.
20:39
Speaker 7: Well, I don't want to have sex with you. I
20:40
Speaker 7: want to blow the top of your head off.
20:42
Speaker 2: What do I care how good you look? Because your
20:44
Speaker 2: wife couldn't. You know, that's why she's having sex with me.
20:47
Speaker 2: And after I explain that to you, then you'd feel better.
20:51
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'd feel better about blowing the top of your
20:52
Speaker 7: head off.
20:53
Speaker 2: No, no. You say that now, but.
20:57
Speaker 7: No, I'd say it then, too. In fact, I wouldn't
20:58
Speaker 7: say anything.
20:59
Speaker 2: I'd pull the trigger. Yeah, then you'd go to prison.
21:01
Speaker 2: I'm trying to keep you from a prison sentence.
21:04
Speaker 7: Well, if I'm not in my right state of mind,
21:06
Speaker 7: I'd like to know how you're going to keep.
21:07
Speaker 2: Me from prison, Sam. What I'm saying to you, I'm
21:09
Speaker 2: recommending to you to get in the right state of mind.
21:13
Speaker 2: Because I've got to tell you something. I know martial arts.
21:18
Speaker 7: Oh, I know six years of defensive karate, too.
21:21
Speaker 2: There's no way you'd pull a gun on me.
21:24
Speaker 5: Why not?
21:25
Speaker 2: Because I'd take that thing out of your hand.
21:27
Speaker 7: Well, what are you going to do with it then?
21:30
Speaker 2: Let you play with it for a while.
21:32
Speaker 6: Oh, yeah?
21:32
Speaker 2: Yeah.
21:34
Speaker 3: It's the Phil Henry Show. Phil Henry Show.
21:38
Speaker 1: The story from Fort Worth, we've been sidetracked a little bit,
21:42
Speaker 1: about a man who shot his wife dead. Shot his
21:44
Speaker 1: wife dead. The other guy ran out, who he caught
21:47
Speaker 1: fooling around on him. And they gave him four months
21:51
Speaker 1: in prison. And all of that is to say that
21:54
Speaker 1: we had a gentleman call in, and he's still on
21:56
Speaker 1: the line from Redondo Beach.
21:57
Speaker 3: Chris is his name.
21:58
Speaker 1: You have been caught with three different married women, and
22:01
Speaker 1: you say you've talked your way out of all of them.
22:02
Speaker 2: I have.
22:03
Speaker 3: Now, we have been.
22:04
Speaker 1: Listening to men calling this show, obviously in a state
22:08
Speaker 1: of rage, saying that you would not have the opportunity
22:11
Speaker 1: to get one word out of your mouth before they
22:14
Speaker 1: blew you away. The one guy said with a. 357
22:17
Speaker 1: Magnum pointed at the top of your head.
22:19
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I know, and I appreciate that it's
22:22
Speaker 2: a really emotional situation, but it's easy to say that
22:25
Speaker 2: on the telephone, on the talk radio program, you know.
22:28
Speaker 2: I mean, it's something else to be in that situation
22:31
Speaker 2: where you can just kind of take a deep breath. Okay,
22:33
Speaker 2: what's going on here? I didn't, you know, she don't
22:35
Speaker 2: love me. She's just using me sexually. And like I
22:38
Speaker 2: told that one guy, when I was caught with that
22:40
Speaker 2: one guy, I said, you have to understand something. You know,
22:43
Speaker 2: she and I had a few drinks before we came
22:46
Speaker 2: over here. So she's not even, you know.
22:50
Speaker 3: In her right mind?
22:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's not even thinking about it. I mean, she's
22:53
Speaker 2: just using me for the sensuality. And the biology, you know,
22:57
Speaker 2: it's got nothing to do with that.
22:59
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you're hearing from a lot of these guys
23:00
Speaker 1: who are saying it wouldn't matter what you had to say,
23:03
Speaker 1: you'd die.
23:04
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, that's what they say. But, you know,
23:07
Speaker 2: saying it and doing it, that's a whole different thing.
23:10
Speaker 2: And like I said, I've been in the situation, you know,
23:12
Speaker 2: where I talked the guy down, I calmed him down
23:15
Speaker 2: and everything.
23:15
Speaker 1: And you told the guy, well, she doesn't love me,
23:17
Speaker 1: she really loves you, and we just knocked one off.
23:20
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I said that.
23:22
Speaker 1: And you said he left the room and you guys
23:24
Speaker 1: were able to keep getting it on?
23:26
Speaker 2: No, he turned around, he calmed down, he left the room, yeah.
23:29
Speaker 2: And all I'm saying is we finished.
23:32
Speaker 3: You finished?
23:33
Speaker 2: That's correct, yeah.
23:36
Speaker 3: And this guy didn't do anything.
23:37
Speaker 2: To you at all? No, because he understood the situation
23:40
Speaker 2: as I explained it to him.
23:41
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to Salt Lake City on the
23:43
Speaker 1: Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 5: Hello. Hello.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, Chris, you know what? You're so full of yourself, man.
23:48
Speaker 4: And I mean, a lot of it, I think, has
23:51
Speaker 4: to do with your own insecurities. There is no way
23:54
Speaker 4: you're going to be able to have a man walk
23:56
Speaker 4: into a room with you and his wife having sex
23:59
Speaker 4: and for you to have an iota to think you're
24:02
Speaker 4: going to talk yourself out of a situation like that.
24:04
Speaker 2: Wait a second.
24:06
Speaker 4: I'm a salesman, and I guarantee you I have a
24:08
Speaker 4: much slicker tongue than you, my friend, and there's no
24:12
Speaker 4: way even I would.
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Speaker 2: Be able to do it.
24:14
Speaker 4: You have just walked into a man's home.
24:17
Speaker 2: I'm also a salesman, by the way.
24:18
Speaker 4: I'm talking with his wife.
24:19
Speaker 2: I do pharmaceuticals.
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Speaker 4: And you're saying that your mouth is going to get
24:24
Speaker 4: you out of it. There is no way. You, my friend,
24:27
Speaker 4: are very full of yourself. you probably should seek some
24:30
Speaker 4: kind of psychiatric help to help you deal with the
24:34
Speaker 4: things that you think you would be able to conquer
24:36
Speaker 4: like that.
24:37
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying, number one, I'd like to say that
24:39
Speaker 2: I'm also in pharmaceutical sales. I do telephone sales. So
24:42
Speaker 2: you don't come up first. That's a good excuse. No,
24:44
Speaker 2: I'm saying that I do sales, okay? Number two, I mean,
24:48
Speaker 2: if you're a salesman like you say you are, you
24:50
Speaker 2: know that you're selling yourself. That's what the number one
24:53
Speaker 2: rule of being a salesman is. You sell, you sell.
24:54
Speaker 2: Why don't you charge them? I ain't going to charge
24:57
Speaker 2: the guy, man.
24:57
Speaker 4: He won't get mad because he could write it off
24:59
Speaker 4: as a business expense.
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Speaker 2: I ain't going to charge the guy.
25:01
Speaker 4: It's a personal misuse.
25:02
Speaker 2: See, you think I'm lying, but I'm telling you this
25:04
Speaker 2: happened to me on two different occasions.
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Speaker 4: On two different occasions.
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Speaker 2: That I was able to tell the guy. No, I
25:11
Speaker 2: said to the host that I walked out of the...
25:13
Speaker 2: You're tripping yourself up. No, I said I had to
25:16
Speaker 2: crawl through a few bedroom windows. I said that already.
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Speaker 4: No, sir, you're tripping yourself up.
25:21
Speaker 2: No, you're not listening. For a salesman, you've got to
25:23
Speaker 2: learn how to listen, man. I said that I had
25:24
Speaker 2: crawled out a few bedroom windows, but I also was
25:27
Speaker 2: able to talk my way out of a few situations
25:29
Speaker 2: by simply saying to the guy, she don't love me.
25:32
Speaker 2: She loves you.
25:33
Speaker 4: I'm simply saying, yeah, I got done boning your wife.
25:35
Speaker 4: She don't love you, so, hey, it's all good. Regardless,
25:37
Speaker 4: I'm laying up in here butt naked on your bed
25:40
Speaker 4: that you bought. It's all good. Yeah, okay.
25:43
Speaker 2: I'm saying that she loves you, and that should not
25:46
Speaker 2: be no reason for you to get pissed off, that's all.
25:49
Speaker 4: Oh, you know, I would be more pissed off because
25:51
Speaker 4: she would probably be laying in that casket next.
25:53
Speaker 2: To you, you know? Well, I don't know. Are you married?
25:58
Speaker 2: What's that?
25:59
Speaker 4: No, I'm not married.
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Speaker 2: I'm not. What are you worried about?
26:02
Speaker 4: What am I worried about?
26:03
Speaker 5: Right.
26:04
Speaker 4: Well, I'm worried about you because no one should kill.
26:07
Speaker 4: And I would hate to see someone with less capabilities
26:11
Speaker 4: to make real-life decisions and say stuff, someone like you,
26:15
Speaker 4: the lesser few intellectual people out there, to get caught
26:18
Speaker 4: up thinking that their mouth would get them out of
26:20
Speaker 4: a situation like that because it would be a blind anger.
26:24
Speaker 4: There's nothing that you're going to be able to come
26:25
Speaker 4: out of your mouth besides, oh, I'm shot. That's going
26:29
Speaker 4: to stop the situation.
26:30
Speaker 2: Wait a second. I explained to the guy that, you know,
26:32
Speaker 2: I said to him, look, obviously you can see I'm
26:33
Speaker 2: very good looking. What does that have to do with it? Well,
26:36
Speaker 2: number one, that's why.
26:37
Speaker 4: What does that have to do with it?
26:38
Speaker 2: Well, that's why. That you're good looking. Well, that's why.
26:39
Speaker 4: So he's going to look at you and say, you
26:41
Speaker 4: know what? I would hate to mess up a face
26:43
Speaker 4: like that, so let me pump you in the chest.
26:45
Speaker 2: No. He'd say, I understand.
26:47
Speaker 4: What does that have to do with you're well-endowed?
26:48
Speaker 2: He would say, I understand why my wife.
26:50
Speaker 5: Horses are endowed.
26:51
Speaker 4: You could be a horse that learned how to talk.
26:53
Speaker 2: Hey, he'd say that I understand why my wife is
26:57
Speaker 2: with you, okay? Because you are.
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Speaker 4: Why is it with you? You're a walking vibrator, yeah.
27:03
Speaker 2: Okay.
27:03
Speaker 4: Save your own batteries.
27:04
Speaker 2: That's it, okay? So why would he get pissed off
27:07
Speaker 2: if all I am is a walking vibrator? See what
27:09
Speaker 2: I'm saying? And when you use that logic, the dude,
27:12
Speaker 2: you chill him out, okay? No, you don't. And the
27:15
Speaker 2: dude is like, well, hey, man.
27:17
Speaker 4: You don't chill him out. You're talking about a man's wife.
27:20
Speaker 4: He's coming in. You just knocked one off with his wife,
27:23
Speaker 4: and you're going to talk him out of that and
27:25
Speaker 4: chill him out? You're not going to do it.
27:28
Speaker 2: What about you?
27:28
Speaker 4: And I wish I could be on the cloud where
27:30
Speaker 4: you are, because whatever you guys are selling in that
27:32
Speaker 4: pharmaceutical business is probably kicking.
27:35
Speaker 2: Hey, man.
27:35
Speaker 4: You should send me some. Because the place where you're at,
27:39
Speaker 4: you're not taking into any account or anything the way
27:43
Speaker 4: the human brain.
27:44
Speaker 2: Works, okay?
27:45
Speaker 4: Regardless of what you say, that is a situation. It's
27:48
Speaker 4: like life or death, you or me. I'm going to
27:50
Speaker 4: do this because you did this.
27:52
Speaker 3: There's no way you're.
27:52
Speaker 4: Going to talk to yourself that way.
27:53
Speaker 3: I want to jump in.
27:54
Speaker 1: This is Phil Henry. Chris, this guy's making a whole
27:56
Speaker 1: lot of sense, okay? You're dealing with blind rage. You're
28:00
Speaker 1: dealing with.
28:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm just talking about the biology. You know,
28:03
Speaker 2: I just gave it to her good, the biology.
28:07
Speaker 4: You gave it to her good, huh?
28:08
Speaker 3: You gave it to her good, and you're telling her
28:11
Speaker 3: husband that?
28:12
Speaker 2: I'm saying to the guy that... Yeah.
28:16
Speaker 3: What are you saying to the guy? I want to know.
28:17
Speaker 3: What are you saying? Do you say, hey, man, I just.
28:19
Speaker 4: What's going to happen one day, you know, where the
28:22
Speaker 4: middleman's going to be cut out, her husband's going to
28:24
Speaker 4: walk in, and she's going to be the one that
28:25
Speaker 4: blows your brains out?
28:27
Speaker 3: Huh?
28:27
Speaker 4: He raped me.
28:28
Speaker 2: What?
28:28
Speaker 4: Think about it, son. You should use the brain on
28:31
Speaker 4: your head and not the one between your legs.
28:33
Speaker 2: Hey, man.
28:33
Speaker 4: All he has to do, honey, he broke in here,
28:36
Speaker 4: he raped me. And you know what? Now you're a
28:39
Speaker 4: dead rapist.
28:40
Speaker 2: No, I could talk my way out of that.
28:41
Speaker 4: No, you can't.
28:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could say. Talk your way out of it.
28:44
Speaker 4: I would like to see that. You know, I think
28:46
Speaker 4: I might even pay to buy the transcripts for you
28:48
Speaker 4: to talk your way out of one of these bedroom scenes.
28:50
Speaker 4: Because if you're that good, you should probably be on
28:52
Speaker 4: TV to show other people how to do it, but
28:54
Speaker 4: get shot doing it. You know what I mean? You
28:56
Speaker 4: should write some kind of book.
28:58
Speaker 2: Dude, you know what? And you're going to laugh at me,
29:00
Speaker 2: but maybe I ought to, because I'm good at it.
29:05
Speaker 3: What about this whole situation where the woman says he
29:06
Speaker 3: raped me?
29:07
Speaker 2: I would talk my way out of that.
29:09
Speaker 1: How do you talk your way out of that, man?
29:11
Speaker 1: You've got a woman who's just turned on you, said
29:13
Speaker 1: this guy's here, he's raping me.
29:14
Speaker 2: I have to explain to the guy that she's lying.
29:16
Speaker 2: Who's he going to believe, her or me?
29:19
Speaker 4: Probably her.
29:20
Speaker 2: I doubt it.
29:20
Speaker 4: You're not thinking with your brain, Chris.
29:23
Speaker 2: I doubt that.
29:23
Speaker 4: Get out of the sun, you know. You've been concentrating
29:26
Speaker 4: so much on your endowedness and your good looks. You
29:28
Speaker 4: haven't worked on the mental.
29:30
Speaker 2: I mean, who would think about it?
29:32
Speaker 4: I'm 23 coming at you with more sense than you've
29:34
Speaker 4: got in your whole finger.
29:35
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? You see?
29:38
Speaker 4: And you're thinking with the wrong head. That's what gets
29:41
Speaker 4: people in trouble. You know, you being 28 should know
29:45
Speaker 4: women are scandalous. Women would flip up on you like that,
29:48
Speaker 4: but you ain't taking that into account. That's her husband.
29:51
Speaker 2: She married him.
29:52
Speaker 4: She could care less about you. She could flip on you.
29:56
Speaker 2: Tell me, who's he going to believe, her or me?
29:58
Speaker 3: What are you, nuts?
29:59
Speaker 4: Did you not just listen? He told me to listen.
30:01
Speaker 4: You aren't listening to me, Chris.
30:03
Speaker 2: He's going to believe her. But really, who do you
30:05
Speaker 2: think he's going to believe, her or me?
30:07
Speaker 4: Her, dummy.
30:07
Speaker 2: No, really, tell me really.
30:08
Speaker 5: Her, dummy.
30:09
Speaker 2: No, tell me really.
30:09
Speaker 4: If it was me, I would believe her, dummy, not you.
30:12
Speaker 4: Tell me really. I could care about you because.
30:13
Speaker 2: You know what?
30:14
Speaker 4: My Glock would probably have about 15 or 16 rounds,
30:18
Speaker 4: one for each of your teeth.
30:20
Speaker 2: You know? You just said you got more common sense.
30:22
Speaker 4: And you're so well endowed, I'd probably even bronze it.
30:24
Speaker 2: You know, you just said that you got more common
30:26
Speaker 2: sense than I got in my little finger. What's that mean?
30:29
Speaker 4: Um, what do you think?
30:31
Speaker 2: In other words, you got more common sense than I
30:35
Speaker 2: got in my little finger? So you got, what, a
30:37
Speaker 2: big toe worth?
30:39
Speaker 3: Okay, this is ridiculous.
30:40
Speaker 2: I want to know who he thinks the guy's going
30:42
Speaker 2: to believe, me or his wife.
30:44
Speaker 3: He just told you, his wife.
30:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, but who does he really think?
30:48
Speaker 3: He told you.
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Speaker 1: All right, listen, thanks for your call, sir, in Salt
30:53
Speaker 1: Lake tonight. Chris, good luck, man. If you really say
30:56
Speaker 1: that you have talked your way.
30:57
Speaker 2: I swear to God, Phil, I swear to God, I
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Speaker 2: talked my way out of three of them. Three situations.
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Speaker 2: I explained to the guy that I'm well endowed and
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Speaker 2: that she just, you know, can't stay off it. And
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Speaker 2: he calmed down. He went into the kitchen, made himself
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Speaker 2: something to eat. He even let me use the bathroom.
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Speaker 3: Bull crap.
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Speaker 2: I swear to God.
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Speaker 3: Bull crap.
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Speaker 2: I swear to God. I swear to God.
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Speaker 3: Let you use the bathroom.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I swear. I swear on a stack of Bibles.
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Speaker 3: Bull crap.
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Speaker 2: I swear it, man.
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Speaker 3: All right, fine. You swear it.
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Speaker 1: I don't believe you. Phil Henry Show here, 1-800-449. I
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Speaker 1: swear to God, man.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: World famous Phil Henry Show, executive produced by Phil Henry
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