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MEN WHO DON'T THINK THEY NEED TO TRY.. AND HOT BI GUYS WHO WANT TO SUCK COCK FOR US! · CALL ME MISTRESS

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  Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me mistress.
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  I'm your Hostess, Mr. Smea, and I've got with me the one the
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  only the Barbie. Hi I'm.
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  Back. You know, Barbie, I love when
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  you're here because it's so much fun.
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  Someone had I ran into the other day, they were just like, oh
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  gosh, that Barbie, she's just awesome.
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  I'm like, look, anytime you get to spend with Barbie, it's your
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  treat. It is a treat for you that you
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  get to spend that that actual time with her because she's so
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  fun. I'm an entertaining speaker,
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  you. Are you're so fun now you've
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  missed? Got a cough?
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  Go cough. I'm sorry, I was holding it
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  while you're speaking. I was like.
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  We'll get OK, get comfy. I am.
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  You sure? Yes.
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  All right. I love the fact that you have
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  ADHD. Keeps me going.
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  I'm nervous if I get medicated I wouldn't be able to keep up with
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  anything I have going on. No, because I have an insane
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  schedule and I feel like it's only something a sick person
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  could have. Only some, only somebody was
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  something wrong with. Don't you do this?
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  You do. You're always like, oh, I'm at a
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  rehearsal. Oh, I got this job.
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  Oh, I got. That yeah, I'm actually here
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  because I had a meeting with somebody else here at the
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  dungeon that fell through. So now I'm up here filming the
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  podcast and I actually have a rehearsal.
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  Like only four soon. That crazy and I.
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  Was like, I'm halfway here, me, I might not show up.
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  I'm meeting my big get cancelled and then I showed up anyway.
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  Caught I was like, Jesus, OK Barbie, here we go.
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  So you and I were having a discussion off the recording and
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  we were like, hot guys don't have to try that hard.
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  Yeah. Now they.
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  It's not that they don't have to, they just don't.
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  They just don't. OK, so I was talking to this guy
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  and he has a podcast. I'm going to be posting it this
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  week. Actually.
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  His name is D Rock and he has this really badass podcast and
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  they'll him roar about it when we when we air it.
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  But point of it is he is 5 foot 10 and he's like, you know, I'm
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  a chubby guy, 5 foot 10, you know, all my friends and he's
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  like all my friends and these guys that I've known, they're
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  tall and he's like when they're tall, I just don't feel like
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  they have to work that hard for it.
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  They don't they. Don't exactly.
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  And I said, you know, yeah, I dated a guy one time and he was
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  like 6 foot 86, foot 7, who's huge.
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  The first date I ever went on with a guy who was like 6-7.
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  OK. He had a size 17 foot.
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  Wow, yeah, this guy was huge. And it got to the point where I
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  was always wearing heels. I was in my 20s, you know?
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  Jake sucks. Don't touch the table, Barbie.
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  But I was in my 20s and he finally just said because I
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  couldn't keep up with the strides.
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  I was like, I'm 58, you know, he's 6 foot 8.
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  And I was like, why didn't you just drop me off at the door?
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  And he's like, yeah, I need to drop you off at the door.
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  I'm like, you should anyway. And he was OK in bed, but he
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  wasn't that great. I will say the hotter men I've
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  slept with have disappointed whelming.
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  Yes. It's it's almost like they think
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  that they're the treat, like just like, oh, I'm sexy.
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  And it's like, yeah, cool. Still work for it.
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  God, I know. I've noticed.
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  Hotter guys like they skip foreplay and shit.
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  They're like you should just be wet by looking at.
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  Me. No shit.
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  You remember when you had that one guy and you could even fit
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  his Dick? In the cage.
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  In the cage, in a penis pump, Nothing.
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  No, it literally like Mia came down to the dungeon.
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  We were done. She was like why is the penis
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  pump at 8 pieces? I'm like Dick too big, couldn't
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  fit. We were sitting there and it
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  wasn't even sexy. It was clinical trying to get
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  the at that point it was curiosity over horniness.
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  We were like, get it in and we couldn't do it.
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  That's some shit. We were nervous if we at a
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  certain point, if we did successfully get it in, how do
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  we get it out? Yeah, no shit.
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  Like. Just no shit.
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  I told you I saw one guy years ago, very good friend.
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  He's so sweet. He we put up his Dick in a bird
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  cage, cock cage and it's big enough.
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  But the problem of it is we couldn't put the cock cage on.
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  All we got was the ring on and his Dick was so big and then he
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  just getting kept getting harder and harder.
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  So we had to go up to Home Depot and cut it off.
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  Fucking bolt cutters at 9:00 at night so.
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  Chastity is not for the faint of art.
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  It's not for the faint of heart at all.
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  But now we're in. We're talking about guys.
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  We are. Yeah, me and Mia, we're always
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  talking about boys. Boys.
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  Boys and cooties and we braid each others.
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  Here. And we throw feathers.
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  Sorry. They wish, they so wish like
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  Barbie sitting here in her pink panties.
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  Some guy asked me. They're like, do you wear
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  panties during your podcast? I'm like, no, I never wear
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  panties. I.
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  Actually am not wearing panties. Really wear panties when we want
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  to sit on a guy's face. Mia knows about me.
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  If I'm wearing pants, shorts, I'm not wearing underwear.
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  I don't. They're constricting.
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  She doesn't deserve that. I'm with you.
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  I'm not wearing any. Skirt.
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  I'm wearing underwear only if the skirt's shorter than my
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  knees. If I'm in a long skirt, I'm
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  still free balling. Pray the wind doesn't hit me.
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  Barbie, we're so much like this shit, it's so funny.
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  I also don't wear a bra often either.
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  I wear a bra when I want my tits to look nice.
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  And then other than that, I'm like, they say how they do and I
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  love them. I think they look cute.
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  I when I was a little younger, I, I was like, more like my
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  boobs have to be perfectly round and under my chin.
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  Like, you know when you buy your first like Victoria's Secret
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  bombshell bra and you're like, they need to be perfect spheres.
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  Now I'm like, I kind of like the natural shape that teardrop look
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  more and I'm like more womanly, more sexy.
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  Yes, it took me a while to mature into that.
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  Yeah, watch the Madonna video. Strike a pose of Vogue.
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  Right 20, No. No, not the pointy one.
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  There was one where she actually shows like side titty and she
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  has the teardrop titty. I love a teardrop titty.
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  Yes, they're the best. I actually.
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  Comment yes, actually commented on that.
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  I was like, yeah, my 20s I had teardrop titties.
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  So I'm like, I'm ready to get a boob job at 50.
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  I'm ready. Hey, dude.
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  Next year we're doing titty job. I'll get a little filler
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  sometimes I see the pumped and like stretched girls from Europe
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  that do like the red light district, yes, and I see how
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  pumped up they are. And I'm like, it's not for me,
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  but I respect it and love it so much.
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  And I'm like I feel like in a different universe.
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  I was also pumped and filled to filler.
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  You know, I had the big old circle Cali lips.
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  Like I looked like a fucking doll.
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  Like in a different life. I was like one of those bimbo
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  girls on like, you know. Yeah, I.
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  Love those girls. Like I know we don't talk.
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  I don't think we've ever talked it on the podcast, but Bimbo ISM
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  of like some of those girls and the ones that really commit and
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  they have those giant giant titties, itty bitty waist, giant
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  fucking lips. Oh, I fucking love it.
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  Oh, there's not. Amanda Lepore vibes and
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  everyone's like they're ruining their bodies.
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  They look amazing to me. Have love when they look like
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  blow up dolls because you know that's what they want to look
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  like. Really, you did it.
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  You did it exactly just like a silicone doll.
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  You know, it's funny, it's like I went to Amsterdam one year and
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  then you go to Amsterdam the next year.
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  We. Gotta go together, we.
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  Gotta go together exactly because I.
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  Didn't go with lifestyle people. I didn't get to do anything.
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  Oh, such a. Fucking bite.
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  I got to I walked around the red light district, I went to a Peep
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  Show. But we were, it was like I was
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  with friends. We were doing kind of like the
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  cheaper travel, so nothing too luxurious.
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  So you know, we were staying in hostels, going to pubs.
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  So it also wasn't really the vibe too, because, you know,
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  when you're hanging out like that, you know, because if I'm
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  going to like a real like fetish kink place, I want to make sure
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  I look good. I want to like have like, you
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  know, get ready. I want to have like my latex
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  like actually put on the show. Because I was thinking because
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  we were like, oh, there's like a place we could go.
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  And I was like, I really just don't want to walk in there
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  looking like a fool because I was traveling out of a small
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  backpack. And then when we went to
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  Copenhagen, I was traveling out of a purse.
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  No one can look cunt out of a purse.
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  No, but not cunt enough for a fetish bowl.
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  I was not serving for that. Yeah, we definitely just need to
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  hit Berlin and. I want to.
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  Go to Berlin, Yes. Bad.
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  Yes. In Amsterdam we'll take the
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  train 100%. That'll be super fun.
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  It really will be. That's what we need to do.
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  We need to plan a trip one year. Now on to more exciting things.
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  Let's see back to boys. That's.
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  Boys. I wish more boys sucked.
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  They don't, they're all straight.
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  Bring back bisexual men if you're bisexual.
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  Me and Mia like you more. We sure the fuck do.
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  And, you know, we're kind of a rare breed because there's a lot
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  of women who do not like that. And I think that's weird.
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  It is, you know, it's so taboo. Yeah, it's so taboo.
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  Like in the swinger community. That's so weird.
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  There's so many men and women they won't tell their husbands
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  by. And it's really weird too,
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  because it's almost always with swingers.
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  The girls are always by. Oh, 100%.
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  It's always the girls go for the wives and the husbands.
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  So I always find it weird that it's like a little taboo for the
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  boys to be bisexual because I'm like the girls are swinging
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  every way. But I think that boils down to
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  lesbians are more fun to watch. Unless you're talking to me and
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  Mia. Oh yeah.
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  I saw a three boy threesome at a party the other day and I wish
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  I'd binoculars. I was literally like sitting
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  there, like in the corner. Yeah, I was in the country.
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  Like, it's harder, boys. That's how I felt.
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  And it was such a good scene because it was two guys.
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  One guy was like jerking off, making out with another guy.
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  Oh my God. And then another guy was giving
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  him head and it was so fucking hot.
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  I was go to this party together. I was.
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  Sitting there like going fully feral, I literally just, I was
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  trying to take as many mental screenshots as I can.
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  I got a photographic memory, so that shit is unlocked.
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  But yeah, that that was so fun because you don't really get to
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  see that many like. You don't.
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  Sometimes you'll see two guys but 30 that shit see every dude
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  involved was hot. Would would have joined.
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  And he probably would have loved.
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  It he would have loved it. Yes, I was on my best behavior
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  that night. I was just watching gonna kill
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  my. God, OK, next event we're gonna
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  go to together that someone else is doing, we're gonna go to it
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  together. Great.
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  Yes, yes, we're. Gonna have some We're going to
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  watch a bisexual bisexual action.
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  So we're going to post what party we're going to.
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  So if you want to put on a show for me.
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  And me. Oh my God.
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  So there's this. Really.
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  Bisexual man send those videos if you sucking Dick and balls
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  please. Yes, there's a bisexual guy that
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  always comes to the party and he's probably a little older
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  than you. Maybe he's early 30s.
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  I don't remember his screen name, I'd have to look at it.
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  But sexy as fuck, you know? And he's and he's short, like I
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  like him. He's like, you like throwing
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  your dudes around. I.
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  Do Yeah, totally. He's like 5. 758 pillowcase and
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  hitting him against the walls. No, I like forcing them into a
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  chair, tying them up and. Abusive.
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  Pushing them down the stairs, down the spiral staircase.
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  Oh my God. No, no, no.
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  They don't need head injury, I promise.
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  But fuck yeah, this is like a shit show with you.
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  I don't. Respect men, so I'm gonna
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  respect Joe Rogan. I fucking love Joe Rogan, OK?
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  My God, you're so funny. I'm a spectacle first woman
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  chicken. Boys that don't have to try so
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  hard. But you went out with one guy
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  and he's a little chubby, he's a little creative.
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  And until you get you an RT chubby boy.
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  What did I say? I said they'll do back like a
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  monkey in a circus to get you off, bitch.
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  A hot guy, people stand there, be like, yeah, that's good,
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  baby, what's that American Psycho clip?
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  Are you staring in the? Mirror I'm.
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  Sorry, I had to act it out. You know what I'm talking.
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  About Barbie's hump in the chair.
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  But you know, like that what clip I'm talking about where
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  he's like staring in the mirror while he's fucking the girl in
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  American Psycho. Yes, yeah, that's how I what I
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  feel like it is fucking hot guys.
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  Yes. Like sometimes it just feels
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  like like, oh, don't you feel lucky?
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  And I'm like. I'd hit you.
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  With my car if I go. No shit.
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  Anytime a guy knows he's hot it makes me angry.
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  Yeah, but I I think I just have issues with being hateful
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  towards men that I won't resolve in therapy at all.
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  Someone just told me not too long ago, they're like, oh, I
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  still got it. I got so many numbers.
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  Oh my God, you'd be so happy for me.
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  And I was like, you know what? What's really a fucking amazing
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  is I get text messages and emails every fucking day that
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  says, Mistress Mia, please be my Dom.
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  Please date me. Are you single?
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  I so want to fuck you. Can you Dom me?
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  All these things. You get these too.
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  I get voice recordings of men barking.
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  Oh, see, Exactly. They're barking for you, Barbie.
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  Exactly. They so want you.
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  That's my point. God, these fucking men anyway.
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  Anyways. So guys who are a little
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  chubbier, I always find they like to go down and eat pussy.
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  Oh, because they like to eat? Yeah.
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  I love being. A fat boy.
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  I can say that I like big boys, right?
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  I love me. A 200 LB motherfucker, I do.
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  Mia knows. What about me?
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  Yes, I know. My type is very like I don't
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  have a type, but there's certain like like trash of you like, but
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  they're very random and they they don't all mix to make one
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  person either. OK, well tell us what is your
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  ideal looking type of guy? I don't know.
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  OK, Well, OK. I love, I like I've been
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  watching like rugby highlights with my coochie recently.
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  So like I think like a big strong dude, like like a rugby
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  player, like I like a dude who's big, but like kind of the fat
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  kind of strong, OK, like that farm strong.
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  OK. Yeah, I like a man who's useful,
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  OK, Build me shit, fix my car, ward off strangers.
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  When you when you. I wouldn't need a lot of
• 15:04
  cornbread maybe. You just described my mom's
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  dream guy. Provides.
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  Yes, yes, because my mom is always just like, yeah, I always
• 15:19
  love the Bigfoot pop players. Love to eat.
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  I love to. Feed them and I'm like Jesus.
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  Big old man I can slap on the back love on his tummy and feed
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  them grapes and shit. Funny shit.
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  Oh my God. We've changed a lot of different
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  ones though man. That's my thing.
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  I. Love a damn A.
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  Masculine man. Barney, Barney, you sound really
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  fucking horny, right? Now, Barney might be ovulating,
• 15:50
  but you know, but you if we're talking about my type, like,
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  yes, that's what attracts me. Like, not like that overly like
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  chauvinistic masculinity, but like that unspoken strong kind
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  of just big bitch. Like a corn fed motherfucker.
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  Yeah, I love me one of those. OK, well it's funny because
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  Liv's idea of a man is totally different.
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  She and Bree are like right there.
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  They're just like, we want a guy that looks like he can cut a
• 16:16
  tree, cut down a fucking tree. They want a fucking lumberjack.
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  I want the guy who can pull the tree out.
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  I want my guy to carry ox up the mountain.
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  I wanted to carry limbs on either or.
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  Say mad. Yeah, we, I think I just need to
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  go back to like, I, I just, I think I just got to go to like
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  Eastern Europe and get me a Viking dude.
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  A couple months ago, Liv and I saw this one guy and he had this
• 16:45
  big beard, You know, he had the tattoos.
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  She's all into tattoos, but here's the thing, he's like 5758
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  and he's 130 a 140 lbs. I used to be a short king
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  connoisseur bitch. I used to run through short
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  kings like a motherfucker. I used to love them.
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  Broke my heart. Had this pendulum swing to the
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  biggest dudes I could find. Nobody will break your heart
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  like a tiny man. There's something evil in them.
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  It's. So true.
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  God, I'm. No dude, I used to short dudes.
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  I still love them though. Bread and butter.
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  You know I used that used to be my my main type they.
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  Usually have big Dicks. Do not know what happened, but
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  like a year, maybe two or three years ago, I started getting
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  really into just like big dudes. I don't know.
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  I don't know. We don't know we.
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  Should change. It does.
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  Change and and it could just be your whole demeanor, like you
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  want someone big and tall or big and powerful.
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  Like Women is also similar though I love masculine women
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  love me and mask lesbian. Okay.
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  Yeah, I'm thinking about mask lesbians.
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  Now, yeah, you are. You're gonna like.
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  Her more than thinking about the mid like you know what my
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  favorite bit to do with the club is when on the dance floor I
• 18:01
  like to put my hands in front of my forehead like this and go God
• 18:04
  if you love me send me a mask. Lesbian the kids right now.
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  I pray really loudly like that in my friends.
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  Wow. That's, you know, one time I did
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  that and then I met your masked lesbians are sometimes worse
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  fuck boys than actual fuck boys. Oh yeah, they.
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  Oh yeah, I once asked the masked lesbian I was talking to her
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  body count and she said like my actual body count or like should
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  I count the straight girls? What are we talking?
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  Everybody what? I know you're fucking all over.
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  You're hilarious. Jesus.
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  Well, you like those big butches.
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  I've been never really into the Butch.
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  Not like Big Butch, a masculine woman.
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  She don't gotta she don't gotta be big, but like I just I like
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  when they have the short haircut, the tattoos, like OK,
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  real boyish, but any size for that really.
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  All right, girls, I'm a bit. More lenient with because girls
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  are harder. Yeah, true.
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  I like little skinny black girls.
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  Like little tiny. Ones, you know, so cute.
• 19:04
  Not really into petite women, but I think it's because I'm not
• 19:07
  a petite woman. Yeah.
• 19:08
  I don't know why. Sometimes I feel like I like
• 19:10
  sex, feel a little bit like a combat sport.
• 19:19
  Yeah, I. Want to fight for it a little
• 19:22
  bit. I think I was should have been
• 19:25
  born in gladiator time. I would have.
• 19:28
  Oh. My God.
• 19:28
  Yeah, great Viking dude. I'm like, I want the biggest,
• 19:31
  meanest dude and I want. To shit.
• 19:34
  God that's hilarious. Oh my goodness.
• 19:37
  Anyway, wow Barbie, that was a lot.
• 19:41
  I feel like every time I record it's always on days where like
• 19:45
  I've been doing stuff non-stop. It's like it's.
• 19:48
  Because like we don't typically plan.
• 19:50
  It is usually random when I appear to film or record, I
• 19:54
  mean. And so it is always for some
• 19:57
  reason, on days I am just. My brain is melting out of light
• 20:00
  here. I get it.
• 20:01
  But I think maybe Mia waits. Maybe it makes better confident.
• 20:05
  She's like, she's not crazy. Enough to you give everybody a
• 20:07
  rundown real quick at this party coming up and then we're going
• 20:10
  to close it. OK so May 8th me and Mia are
• 20:13
  going to have a party. We haven't had one in a while
• 20:16
  because we were interested in switching venues and we got us a
• 20:19
  club rented for it and we are going to be having our first
• 20:23
  club dominate event. This event is just BDSM fetish
• 20:28
  lifestyle. It's going to be super fun.
• 20:30
  We're going to have DJ's, cage dancers, strippers, all sorts of
• 20:33
  shit. Large play area, smoking room,
• 20:37
  beds. We're probably going to have a
• 20:39
  VIP dungeon we're going to have. Cinders.
• 20:41
  Risque Moments is coming to Vin Toys.
• 20:45
  Carnal Caio is coming to oven handmade leather.
• 20:49
  We have a few other like local, like fetish enthusiasts and
• 20:53
  latex enthusiasts that are kind of like go, go dance for us.
• 20:55
  It's gonna be super fun and a lot of people seem interested in
• 20:59
  it. This venue is genuinely so big
• 21:01
  that like, I think we're gonna have so much room and so much
• 21:05
  fun. And I mean, it's gonna be a
• 21:06
  fucking, it's gonna be a full bar and there's like a real
• 21:09
  stage. Like it's, it's gonna be crazy.
• 21:11
  We're hoping to get a lot of fun stuff in there.
• 21:14
  And this is our first time there and we're hoping to be able to
• 21:16
  have a lot more here. Yes, make it our new home.
• 21:20
  Swingers. Welcome swingers everybody.
• 21:23
  Yes. Everyone welcome, yes any
• 21:26
  lifestyle any. We're hoping to have a lot of
• 21:28
  club dominated events. Exactly, and and it's also very
• 21:33
  gender fluid. Yeah, you're doing gender
• 21:35
  pricing. No gender pricing.
• 21:36
  Never. I hate that shit.
• 21:38
  No and. Everyone plays the same, you
• 21:40
  know, pay the same charge different.
• 21:42
  People are people, period. That's how we're doing it.
• 21:45
  It's $50.00 for singles, $90.00 for couples.
• 21:49
  If you want to go, we're not releasing the address just to
• 21:52
  keep things cute. So you can contact Mia through
• 21:55
  Fetlife, or if you have my Fetlife, you can text me and I
• 21:57
  can let you know where to go. Absolutely.
• 22:00
  And so we're going to be selling tickets, but tickets will run
• 22:02
  out. We do have a capacity even
• 22:04
  though it's a big venue. Yes, we still have a lot of
• 22:07
  stuff to fill it, so it's going to be great.
• 22:10
  DJ Tony T is going to be there. Tony T.
• 22:12
  So it's going to be amazing. All right, So until then, thanks
• 22:16
  for listening. And this has been the latest
• 22:17
  episode of Call Me Mistress.