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Paco Tells Jesus Stories 2 · Adventures: Bible Truths in Action

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  OK man, so one day this cat comes to Jesus and says, hey
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  Jesus, I don't want to be a cat anymore man.
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  A talking cat. Yeah, well, you're a talking
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  fish. It's just that I don't remember
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  any talking cats in the Bible. There was a talking snake and a
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  talking donkey and a talking cat.
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  I'll take your word for it. Finish your story.
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  So the cat falls in front of Jesus and he says to Jesus, hey
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  Jesus, I don't want to be a cat no more.
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  If you are willing, I can be clean.
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  Why would a cat say that to Jesus?
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  Man, I don't know. Maybe the cat was tired of
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  licking himself clean. If Jesus made him clean, then he
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  could just be lazy. What kind of a cat was it?
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  It was a leopard man. It was a leopard.
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  Yeah, that's what I say. No, you said leopard, which is a
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  big cat. I said leopard, which is someone
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  with a disease called leprosy. Oh, so why did he want to be
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  clean? Couldn't he take a bath or
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  something? He wanted Jesus to heal him.
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  Why didn't he just say that? Jesus, if you're willing, you
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  can make me healed. Well, in the Bible, if you were
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  a leper, you were called unclean.
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  Dirty. What?
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  Where I grew up, if you were not clean, you weren't called dirty.
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  Anyway, nobody dared to touch someone that was unclean.
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  Dirty. Because if they did, they would
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  become unclean. Or dirty.
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  Finish your story. So Jesus, he touches the leper.
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  I thought nobody could touch a leper.
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  If you touch a leper, you become a leper, unless you're Jesus.
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  And the leper knew that. That's why he asked Jesus to
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  heal him. I mean, make him clean.
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  Yes. Why did he ask?
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  I would have just tackled Jesus or something.
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  He was being polite, which is our word for today.
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  You do know what polite means, don't you, Paco?
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  Of course, one time I was with my Papa in his car and the
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  engine died. So he called my uncle to bring
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  his truck and chain and hook the car to the back of the truck
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  with the chain so my uncle could pull it.
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  I guess Jesus was like my uncle, huh?
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  I am really confused right now. Instead of the leper pulling
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  Jesus into being dirty, Jesus pulled him into being healed.
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  Wait A pull it, Jesus. Pull it.
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  Pull it it. It's not.
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  Pull it. The word is polite.
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  It means to be nice. Matthew 711 says God gives good
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  gifts to those who ask him. The leper nicely asked Jesus to
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  heal him. And Jesus nicely pulled it out
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  of him. Pull it.
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  Pull it. Humans.
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  Hey, you left without saying goodbye.
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  That's not very polite, man. OK, so one day there was this
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  Abuelita. About what?
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  Abuelita, a little old lady. Why don't you say, little old
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  lady? Why don't you understand
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  abuelita? I do now.
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  Problem solved. So the abuelita was sick for a
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  long time, like 12 years, and she spent all her money going to
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  the doctor's, but none of them could help her.
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  So she finds out about Jesus, man.
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  He went around doing good and healing all the sick people.
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  That's right. But she is supposed to be self
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  quarantined because she is sick but instead of staying home she
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  wants to go see Jesus and get healed.
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  Did she put on a face mask and rubber gloves before going out?
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  I don't know. I wasn't there.
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  What about social distancing? Did she stay away from other
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  people? Maybe that's why she crawled
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  through the crowd, so she wouldn't breathe on people's
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  faces. She crawled on the ground.
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  Was she crippled? No, she was trying to get
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  through the crowd of people safely without her mask on, so
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  nobody could call 311 on her. Are you sure?
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  It's my story, man. So she finally gets to Jesus and
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  she touches the bottom of his robe and gets healed.
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  From touching the bottom of his robe.
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  Well, she didn't want to give him her germs, I guess, man.
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  Wow, that's being persistent, you know, first Peter 224 says
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  by Jesus stripes, I am healed. Being persistent keeps us
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  believing God's word, even when it doesn't look like it's true.
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  That's what the woman in your story did, Paco.
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  She was persistent. Yeah, you'd be sweating too if
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  you had to crawl on the ground through a crowd of people.
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  Wait, you think persistent means sweating?
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  Yeah man. Everybody knows that it helps if
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  you put on some anti persistent. What are you looking at me like
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  that for? You don't know what anti
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  persistent is. Oh what am I saying?
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  You're a fish. Of course you don't use anti
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  persistent look fish. Anti persistent is something
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  people put on their armpits so that they don't sweat too much.
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  Persistent is the word for today.
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  Persistent is when you keep doing something, even if it's
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  hard because it's the right thing to do.
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  Which will make you sweat. Anytime you do something hard,
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  you will start to sweat. Persistent.
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  I can't argue with that. So one day Jesus tells his
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  disciples, hey, I'm going to hang back here while you homies
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  go and go tell the peoples God loves them.
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  They're peoples. Don't you mean the people?
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  Well, there was a bunch of people, so it's plural peoples.
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  Never mind. So Jesus says you go tell the
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  peoples God loves him and heal the sick peoples.
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  I guess he wanted to stay home and watch something on TV.
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  They. Didn't have TV's back then.
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  Oh well, maybe he was tired of something Anyways, so the
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  disciples go and tell the peoples that God loves him, and
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  then they pray for the sick peoples and the sick peoples get
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  healed. Without Jesus being.
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  There, that's what I said. So the devil had to leave the
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  sick peoples alone because the disciples pray for them like
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  they had the same power that Jesus had.
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  And we have the same power Jesus has when we ask Jesus to live in
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  our heart. That's right Paco.
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  We have the same power that Jesus has.
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  So when something bad happens we don't have to cry.
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  We can tell the problem to go away like Jesus would do and we
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  say in Jesus name because we are his disciples.
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  Now that's being. Brave.
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  Brave. Yeah, brave.
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  That's the word for the day. We have to always remember that
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  we have the greater one living inside of us.
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  God is on our side. In fact, Jesus said in Luke
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  1019, I give you power over the enemy, knowing that makes us
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  brave. Are you brave, Paco?
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  I can't have a brave my hair is not long enough.
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  What? Sometimes my mom will brave my
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  sister's hair because it's long and my sister will start to cry
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  because it hurts. But my mom says stop your
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  crying. And then she does.
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  And then she has a brave in her hair.
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  That's a braid, not brave. Oh yeah, a braid so I can be
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  brave. I don't have to have long hair.
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  Yes, you can be brave, and no, you don't have to have long
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  hair. But Samson was brave and he had
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  long hair. You're brave when you do the
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  works of Jesus, When you tell people that God loves them, when
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  you pray for sick people so they can be healed, When you tell the
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  devil to leave you alone in Jesus name.
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  And you're brave when you don't cry, when you have long hair and
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  your mom gives you a braid, right?
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  Brave with a braid and the brush and the God, Right.
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  Brave. OK, so one day Jesus was
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  surrounded by 10 leopards. Wait, you already told this
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  story? No.
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  I told a story about one leopard.
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  This story has 10 leopards. OK, but they're not leopards.
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  They're lepers. Remember, they have a disease
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  that's very contagious. Oh yeah, well, maybe they were
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  wearing leopard masks so they wouldn't give their germs to
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  anyone. Just tell the story.
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  Anyways, they were practicing social distancing, so they had
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  to yell at Jesus. They said, eh, Mr. Jesus.
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  Mr. Jesus. It's in the Bible.
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  So the leopards, they say, maybe you could see us now if you're
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  not too busy. But Jesus was too busy, So he
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  said go let the priest look at you.
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  I'm too busy. I think the priest helps Jesus
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  with the little stuff, you know what I mean?
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  I guess. So when they start heading to
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  church where the priest is working, all their leopard spots
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  fall off. You mean their sores were all
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  healed same? Thing So one of the leopards
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  that's not a leopard anymore because he doesn't have any
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  spots comes back to Jesus and falls down, probably because
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  he's tired from walking back and forth.
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  But he tells Jesus, muchas gracias.
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  Mucha what? It means thanks a lot and Jesus
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  says, hold on, weren't there 10 leopards that lost their spots
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  and only you come back to say muchas gracias, thank you.
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  And the guy says, well, I'm a slow meriton, but I'm not as
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  slow as those other nine are. Not slow, meriton Samaritan.
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  We've talked about this before. Oh yeah, the good slow Meritan.
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  I remember him. But this isn't the same guy
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  anyway, so Jesus tells him you are the only one who came to
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  give glory to God, so your faith has made you completely well.
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  He was thankful. Paco, that's our word for today,
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  1st Thessalonians 518 says in everything, give thanks.
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  Well, I'm thankful I didn't have to say.
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  Thessalonians. Yeah, that.
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  Hey, how do you know all these big words, man?
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  I went to school. Yeah, I go to school too.
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  So how did you like my story? You didn't correct me this time.
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  I got it right. Huh.
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  The story of the 10 leopards. 10 leopards, not leopards.
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  And you got most of it right. Which part did I mess up?
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  Well since you're asking, the lepers didn't say Mr. Jesus,
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  they said Jesus Master have mercy on us.
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  So Jesus said go show yourself to the priest.
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  Because people healed of leprosy had to have a priest check them
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  before they could go back home. Go back home.
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  Yeah, they don't have to socially distance anymore now
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  that they don't have leprosy. Oh, and they don't have to wear
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  masks anymore either. That's a lot to be thankful for.
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  Yes, it is. You know what I'm thankful for?
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  What? That I have a friend like you,
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  man. Really.
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  I am. I don't even know how to end
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  this because you're not splashing away like you normally
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  do, All right?
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  So one time in the Bible, El Rey says to this dude.
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  Who's El Rey? El Rey is the king man.
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  Oh. Yeah, so El Rey says you owe me
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  millions of pesos and the dude says please Ray, I would pay
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  you. I just need more time.
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  My wife and kids spend all my money.
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  I'm working hard, but it's not enough.
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  You know what I mean? So what did El Ray say?
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  He says, ah, don't worry about it.
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  I got you, man. You don't owe me anything.
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  Starting today. Wow.
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  I'll bet he was happy. Right.
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  Only you know what that dude does?
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  He goes to his homie because his homie owes him a few pesos and
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  he says give me my pesos now or I will throw you in jail homes.
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  After what El Rey did for him. I know.
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  So when El Rey finds out what the dude did to his homie, he
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  sends for the dude and he tells the dude, hey, are you local,
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  man? After all I did for you.
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  You can't do the same for your homes.
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  And and. Then Rey had the dude thrown in
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  prison. That's too bad.
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  If only Mr. Dude would have learned the word for today.
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  What's the word for today? I'm glad you asked.
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  The word for today is forgiving. That's what got him into all
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  this trouble. He was forgiving all the time.
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  What weren't you paying attention?
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  Every penny he made was forgiving to his wife and kids.
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  He had nothing for to give El Rey.
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  No, no, no forgive. Like when El Rey told Mr. Dude
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  he didn't have to pay him back, he forgave him.
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  I forgive forgave. Which is it, man?
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  Both El Rey forgave Mr. Dude. Mr. Dude should Forgive Homie
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  instead of throwing him in jail. So the word for today is forgive
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  and forgave. It's forgive.
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  Forgave is past tense. After you forgive someone, then
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  you say you forgave them. Oh, like after your wife and
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  kids spend all your money and you have nothing left for to
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  give them, then you say, well, I forgave you all my money, so I
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  have nothing left for to give a ray.
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  No, you're not understanding what I'm saying.
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  Well, you are speaking fish speak English.
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  OK, Second Corinthians 521 says Jesus became sin.
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  For me that means Jesus died to forgive our sins.
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  Who did he give our sins to? He didn't give them to anybody,
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  he took them from us. You mean Jesus stole our sins?
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  Well, I guess. Man, what does he need our sins
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  for? He doesn't need our sin.
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  Oh wait, 'cause he doesn't have any sin.
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  The Bible says Jesus never sinned, so he forestole our
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  sins. Huh.
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  But who did he give them to? He didn't give them to anyone,
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  he forgave them. Bastards.
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  What? He forestall our sins, and when
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  we weren't looking, he forgave them to the devil.
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  It's not exactly English and it's not exactly Bible, but it
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  works for me.