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Gremlins 2 part 2 · Cuff’s Basement

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  Speaker 1: Wow, what a good song. Ryan. Yeah, we are back
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  Speaker 1: and we're talking about Gremlins. The second kind of like Beethoven.
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  Speaker 1: The second, No Beethoven. Second, Yeah, just like that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but where we laughed off, the eggs have hatched, mohawk
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  Speaker 1: had popped up and bit the guy and Mike wave
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  Speaker 1: with Marge is continuing anger the episode of their episode
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  Speaker 1: they're filming. She is making tuna noodle cheese product chowder. Surprise.
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  Speaker 2: Yep. She's also crushing sherry the entire time.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and she's not using a microwave, She's using a
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  Speaker 1: stuff top and making a soup.
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  Speaker 2: Also interesting again, they're calling back the first one with
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  Speaker 2: the first appearance of the Gremlins being in a kitchen.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and the mica and the microwave. It's a
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  Speaker 1: fake kitchen. Uh, And so that all of a sudden, George,
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  Speaker 1: Daffy and Lenny pop up and have sort of a
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  Speaker 1: three Stooges bit. During the cooking show, they decide to
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  Speaker 1: put metal in the microwave because they just cause chaos.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand the science of that or what it does.
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  Speaker 1: But you can't put metal in the microwave. You have
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  Speaker 1: like foil in the two right, right, because that's metal Aluminafoil.
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  Speaker 2: Is saying, that's what always think of.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because it will spark and stuff. But they
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  Speaker 1: put a bunch of potts and bands in the microwave
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  Speaker 1: and the microwave explodes like a bomb.
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  Speaker 2: They throw it across the room and they all ace
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  Speaker 2: the shot into the microwave.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, uh, moha I wrote it. I don't remember this,
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  Speaker 1: but I wrote a no that Mohawk is trying to
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  Speaker 1: microwave Gizmo. Really maybe I just wrote that for my
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  Speaker 1: own amusement. I don't remember that because I.
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  Speaker 2: Thought Gizmo was still No. You get free from the events. No,
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  Speaker 2: well they capture him. We'll edit it out.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, but they look very extreme in this one. It's
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  Speaker 1: sort of like it's just a very fitting sequel thing
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  Speaker 1: to like make them bigger, make them more detailed, like
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  Speaker 1: the ninja turtles, there was more detail on their skin.
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  Speaker 1: Their skin was just green and then it was like
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  Speaker 1: too much detail.
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  Speaker 2: And they have they're like they're like very personally designed.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so this was my favorite joke. It was sort
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  Speaker 1: of like the the Caroller's joke in the first movie.
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  Speaker 1: But Kate is in the elevator and the elevator stops
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  Speaker 1: moving and because it's an AI elevator and it's voice activated,
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  Speaker 1: so Kate goes like, bring me to the thirty first
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  Speaker 1: floor and the elevators going up, and the elevator stops
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  Speaker 1: and then she says, elevator sound the alarm, and then
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  Speaker 1: you hear the Grandma's all go.
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  Speaker 2: Did kill me? Yeah, that was awesome. So this is
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  Speaker 2: also when on The Cooking Show they start the fire
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  Speaker 2: from the microwave. The fire causes the sprinklers to go out,
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  Speaker 2: and then the four the three guys mass produce and
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  Speaker 2: that effect was so good where they show the bubbles
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  Speaker 2: in their back creating minat.
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  Speaker 1: It was disgusting but so well, very very detailed. Great
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  Speaker 1: mister Clamp moment, he's pulling a Patrick Bateman. So mister Clamp,
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  Speaker 1: he's one of those guys. He's like so rich and
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  Speaker 1: successful that he's so busy. He's always doing something that
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't really actually work. So he goes to the
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  Speaker 1: building that day to go in his office and work
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  Speaker 1: because he like rarely does that. And in his office
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  Speaker 1: he's just doing nothing. He's sitting in an empty desk,
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  Speaker 1: spinning around in his chair.
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  Speaker 2: I love how all you saw was clouds, Like he
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  Speaker 2: was truly in the sky. He was like that high up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And he's asking his secretary questions and he comes
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  Speaker 1: out to check on her because he hears like a commotion,
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  Speaker 1: and the secretary is now a gremlin dresses a secretary
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  Speaker 1: who's typing and a computer.
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  Speaker 2: I wrote this note here's how to defeat the evil
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  Speaker 2: versus of the gremlins. You give them a box of costumes.
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  Speaker 2: They'll be so fucking busy. They love costume changes up
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  Speaker 2: their own size. Also, we should say, before the secretary changes,
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  Speaker 2: the gremlin puts a mouse trap in her sandwich, yes,
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  Speaker 2: and she eats it. And that's when he gets that's
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  Speaker 2: legitimately like a bugs bunny move exactly exactly. So she's
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  Speaker 2: shredding his letters. Clam comes out and it's like like
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  Speaker 2: the thing attacks him. He pushes it into the shredder.
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  Speaker 1: This this scarred me for life. I vividly remember. This
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  Speaker 1: is really because one of the one of the Gremlins
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  Speaker 1: attacks mister clamp and he puts the gremlin through a
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  Speaker 1: paper shredder and it is disgusting and I was always
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  Speaker 1: terrified of paper shredders after that. And then also mister
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  Speaker 1: clam Tie get stuck in the shudder and he almost gets.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I thought, because they paused from it there,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, he's fucking gone, Like there's a gap
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  Speaker 2: pu him down. One thing we happens before this that
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  Speaker 2: is a very iconic part of this movie is that
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  Speaker 2: Mohawk has Gizmo in a copy machine. Yes, and is
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  Speaker 2: obviously because of the the light affects them, but it's
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  Speaker 2: copying Gizmo. And people think this is the most like
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  Speaker 2: qu one unquote like meta sequel thing of all time.
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  Speaker 2: Why you literally are like, I am the new monster Gremlin,
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  Speaker 2: who is a cop essentially a bigger version. I'm super
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  Speaker 2: shredder version of of you know, of Stripe.
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  Speaker 1: That's a great analogy.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sitting on top of a copy machine that is
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  Speaker 2: copying you. Yeah, and then you are the iconic gremlin
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  Speaker 2: being like, you know this idea that's great.
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  Speaker 1: In the elevator, there's a giant drill that goes to
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  Speaker 1: the wall for Kate, and I texted you immediately, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: slumber Party master call. They want their giant drill back.
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  Speaker 2: It's a it's a title they can't have. It's the one.
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  Speaker 2: It's the one title grumlins can't have as a giant drill.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the giant drill. And I said there, I wrote,
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  Speaker 1: just could we just talked about this? I wrote a note.
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  Speaker 1: They are so into costumes. So the gremlins, the gremlin
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  Speaker 1: that's messing with the elevator is dressed as an elevator operator,
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  Speaker 1: like or an engineer. This I love this.
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  Speaker 2: It was like like immediately they have grumlintized costumes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he has construction gear on and he just destroys the wiring.
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  Speaker 1: Also, the elevator falls like a hundred stories, crashes into
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  Speaker 1: the ground, kills all the gremlins and a giant green splatter,
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  Speaker 1: and Kate is fine. Kate's in the Elevator's just fine.
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  Speaker 1: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Also the arms that come through and grab her, I'm
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  Speaker 2: like these things are like now like six feet.
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  Speaker 1: One of them.
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  Speaker 2: This is a human arm and like a gremlin costume.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So Billy is talking to Clamp after and it's like,
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  Speaker 2: hey and Clamp being the classic like corporate guys, just
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  Speaker 2: like we cannot let this out. We have to keep
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  Speaker 2: this quiet, kind of like the first movie ended.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So they have a montage of them going through the
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  Speaker 2: building and all these other things, and I just think
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  Speaker 2: this is just so great. They have a TV show
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  Speaker 2: called the Movie Police, hosted by the real Leonard.
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  Speaker 1: Is a famous film credit.
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  Speaker 2: He pulls out a VHS copy of Gremlins, the first movie,
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  Speaker 2: which this movie does not act like, doesn't exit that
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  Speaker 2: this movie, this is the real characters whatever. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: he's like, this is Gremlins. They're re releasing this on VHS,
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  Speaker 2: Like really, why are they doing this? Do they need
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  Speaker 2: more money? The first one was a huge hit, and
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  Speaker 2: the Gremlins demolish him absolute.
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  Speaker 1: And I just picture them asking Leonard Mallin to do this,
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  Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, that's.
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  Speaker 2: Great, Like when like why would he care? So then
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  Speaker 2: this Mohawk has Gizmo tied down. He's velcro torturing Molwawk
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  Speaker 2: is very not actually, Gizmo is not a lot in
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  Speaker 2: this movie either like he's not super prominent.
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  Speaker 1: He's pretty prominent.
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  Speaker 2: I thought was not.
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  Speaker 1: I think he's in this movie more than he's in one.
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  Speaker 2: Really I do so. And then like Mohawk is just
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  Speaker 2: even though he's like the biggest and scariest, he's just
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  Speaker 2: sole interest. Is just torturing Gizmo, his own creator.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, his mom or's dad.
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  Speaker 2: So we go to the lab scene and this is
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  Speaker 2: probably the best shit ever.
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  Speaker 1: This is when the movie really goes off the rails.
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  Speaker 2: This is it's amazing in the best way.
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  Speaker 1: So this is when we start. So the Gremlin's going
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  Speaker 1: the lab and there's all these chemicals. Like I mentioned,
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  Speaker 1: they're injecting electricity serum into rats. There's a vegetable serum.
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  Speaker 1: One of the gremlins drinks it and becomes a vegetable ground.
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  Speaker 2: His ears turn into like lettuce leaves instantly, and.
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  Speaker 1: Then tomatoes and peppers start growing out of his So
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  Speaker 1: it's so good, Like it looks so great, but the
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  Speaker 1: fan favorite is born in this next moment, brain Gremlin.
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  Speaker 1: So a grandma drinks this intelligent serum and he falls
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  Speaker 1: backwards out of the shot, and then when he stands
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  Speaker 1: back up in the shot, he's wearing glasses where I
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  Speaker 1: just wanted to clap when I saw.
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  Speaker 2: That they all have costumes, miraculously the disposal at all
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  Speaker 2: times and.
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  Speaker 1: Brain Gremlin, so he was going like that. He drinks it,
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  Speaker 1: falls down, gets back up in glasses, and he's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: that was quite interesting. And then they all gasps like
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  Speaker 1: he's talking, and he's like, I have to make some
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  Speaker 1: observations about your laboratory, and he just starts to talking.
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  Speaker 1: He's voiced by it, like, what's his name.
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  Speaker 2: Is, Tony Randall?
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  Speaker 1: Tony Randall.
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  Speaker 2: He was on the odd couple. Apparently that was just
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  Speaker 2: a big thing. Yeah, he's great. The other one drinks
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  Speaker 2: this other one behind him drinks the bat mixture.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, it's black, and.
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  Speaker 2: He then injects him with He's like, oh, you guys
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  Speaker 2: have a vat of genetic sunblock ready to go?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the bats. He drinks the bats here in one
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  Speaker 1: of the gremlins grows bat wings. Yes, and then brain Gremlin,
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  Speaker 1: because he's smart now says I'm going to inject you
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  Speaker 1: with this song unblock serum, so you will no longer
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  Speaker 1: be allergic to light. And then you can you can
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  Speaker 1: fly out of the wall and just roam around New
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  Speaker 1: York City and you will get burned up during the day. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this is where I said in the last episode somebody
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  Speaker 1: tried to poke a hole in this movie.
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  Speaker 4: Why.
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  Speaker 1: I was reading trivia fact for this movie about the production,
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  Speaker 1: and it says later on in the television studio brain
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  Speaker 1: Gremlin is not injured by the studio lights, which doesn't
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  Speaker 1: make any sense. However, it's assumed that off screen he
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  Speaker 1: injected himself with the sun block serum, which the same
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  Speaker 1: he injected into backgroundlin.
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  Speaker 2: I buy action figures. I'm just gonna say that, I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna start with that. Get help.
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  Speaker 1: There's a great Simpsons scene where Homer is a voice
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  Speaker 1: of Pucci the Dog on Itching Scratchy, and then he
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  Speaker 1: goes to a fan convention and the voice of Itching
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  Speaker 1: and Scratchy is like, this woman yes, and she goes, Homer,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta help me. I don't know how to deal
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  Speaker 1: with these hardcore fans. And they're just opening up to
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  Speaker 1: the audience for Q and A. And this guy stands
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  Speaker 1: up and he says, in the Itchen Scratchy video game
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  Speaker 1: and level nine, how can you get to the dungeon
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  Speaker 1: without finding the Wizard's key, and then Homer says, hell
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: And also was that episode meant to be I've not
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  Speaker 2: seen it? Like a comment about how everyone's surprised that
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  Speaker 2: bar is played by a woman.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, the voices of itching scratchy or that's supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be a joke. That is a woman.
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  Speaker 2: I love this part.
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  Speaker 1: They go, well, we have to mention Backgroundlin flies through
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  Speaker 1: the wall. Yes, and when he flies to the wall
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  Speaker 1: it makes a perfect Batman logo. One year before, uh Batman.
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  Speaker 2: The first Batman, first Batman?
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  Speaker 1: No, oh, Batman was one year before I knew that
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  Speaker 1: was eight nine. I thought you meant this was one
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  Speaker 1: year before.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, I think that was meant to be a
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  Speaker 2: comment on that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So they go to wasn't am I wrong? They go
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  Speaker 2: to the bar is called Champions Bar, which wasn't that
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  Speaker 2: a bar in Boston?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Am I wrong?
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  Speaker 1: That's probably true?
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  Speaker 2: And they cut to the gremlins working in the stock market,
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  Speaker 2: which is phenomenal.
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  Speaker 1: Gremlin's wearing a suit, wearing a.
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  Speaker 2: Suit, calling a guy about this huge opportunity that he
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  Speaker 2: can't miss and he knows about stocks.
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  Speaker 1: Also, I wanted to mention hi, when back Groundlin flies
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  Speaker 1: out the wall. Christopher Lee, the scientist, says, oh, if
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  Speaker 1: he eats three or four children, this will be terrible
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  Speaker 1: publicity for us. And who returns from the first movie
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  Speaker 1: in this moment.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie to you. I was fucking absolutely
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  Speaker 2: next to like seeing Yoda in the Last Jedi. This
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  Speaker 2: might be number two. So Kate is running through the
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  Speaker 2: building and I said this to you earlier. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: there's a shot in this movie. I was like, there
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  Speaker 2: remind me of the mupp At Christmas caw we talked
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  Speaker 2: about where like how many puppeteers can you have in
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  Speaker 2: a room? There's four thousand gremlins doing all random ass
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  Speaker 2: crazy stuff in the scene and Kate's running and the
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  Speaker 2: return of flash of Gremlin. Everyone's hero, Everyone's hero. She
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  Speaker 2: boot kicks him into space outside of the building during
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  Speaker 2: the day. During the day back, Gremlin is flying around.
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  Speaker 2: He attacks the flutterments. He uh, mister Flutterman. They happen
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  Speaker 2: to be walking by them. The city workers putting out
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  Speaker 2: a new cement block in the area or yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: he's able to catch the gremlin, throw it in the cement,
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  Speaker 2: move the cement mixing spout onto the gremlin. Genius Joe
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  Speaker 2: honestly great one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because the gremlin with wings looks like gargoyle. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: so mister Futterman covers him since cement and he flies
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  Speaker 1: to the top of the church and sits down and
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  Speaker 1: then turns into a gargoyle.
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  Speaker 2: Which is great but also might be a leeway into
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  Speaker 2: Gremlin's three.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you were gonna mention gargos in this series,
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  Speaker 1: and I was gonna say nope, no, just that we
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  Speaker 1: could do they like the statue.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's you never know. And we see Mohawk again
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  Speaker 2: most of his movie Torturing Gizmo. He made a he
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  Speaker 2: made a lego gremlin that was great.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, he tied gives a bunch of train tracks and
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  Speaker 1: is running him over with a toy train.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, just like again. Another thing too.
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  Speaker 1: Next to a bucket, I think our I think our
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  Speaker 1: food is here, but go ahead, finish your thought.
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  Speaker 2: Next to a bucket of costumes if you gave them
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  Speaker 2: like a toy store, best way to drop them. They
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  Speaker 2: love toys, Theremlins.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely love toys, much like I love costumes. Also,
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  Speaker 1: I want to make a comment. I checked off no
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  Speaker 1: contact delivery and I wrote on the note do not
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: ring doorbell, leave at door because CC's asleep every time.
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  Speaker 1: They just ring the druvel anyway, So this is what
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  Speaker 1: we referenced earlier. During the the version that I watched.
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  Speaker 1: You see the film, it's like you're watching a projection
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  Speaker 1: of film and the film burns. You see it starts
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  Speaker 1: to go wrong, like the audio starts to skip and
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: the film starts to skip. Then the film burns. Then
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  Speaker 1: you see gremlins making shadow puppets. So it's supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be like they're taking over the theater and they put
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  Speaker 1: on a like a NUDI film which from the fifties
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: or sixties sixties called Volleyball Holliday where just like nude Women,
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  Speaker 1: they don't show the nude women, but it's yeah. And
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  Speaker 1: then someone runs out and says, excuse me, usher, They
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  Speaker 1: like the wrong film is playing. This is not appropriate,
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  Speaker 1: And the projector projection guy comes down. He's like a
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  Speaker 1: black guy. He's like, they took over the projection. So
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  Speaker 1: the usher says, I'll fix this, and they also the
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: projection guy says, they just want to watch snow White,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: which is what they're watching. So the usher says, I'll
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  Speaker 1: fix it. So he walks into the theater and taps
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: a patron on the shoulder and it is Uh, Terry
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Bully a hul Cogan, Hulkgan and he's like, mister, mister Hogan,
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: can you help me? They've taken over the the film
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: and he says, he refers to them as the Grimsters.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: He's like, brother, uh and he stands up and he says,
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: you know, would we come here to watch a family
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: friendly film?
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: Brother?
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Like you? Yeah, you gotta turn this, you gotta turn
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: this off. And the Gremlins are scared of Hulk Hogan
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: because he's so muscular, and they put Gremlin's two back on.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Yes they do.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: It's describing this is completely insane.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Insane. Also, I didn't love that they kowto.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Hulk Hogan r I P. He was
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: very beloved for most of most of his career and
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: then very hated towards his death.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Also just thought, they don't they they don't give a
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: shit about any tip of fame or prestige that you have,
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: whoever you are.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: No, and he he was his last w appearance ever
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: in his life. He was booed yes.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Well so then we see Fred who was the Dracula
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: guy walking through the corridor and he sees the taurusts.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: He grabs the racist Asian stereotype. Yes, and he says like,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: you're good with cameras, can you broadcast? And the guy
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: goes like, I am a camera.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: That's been that guy unfortunately most that guy's career.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the guy from sixteen Candles.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, he's actually quite a few people from sixteen Candles
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: in this movie, which.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: I think is including I was looking up Marla the
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Hot Boss she was in sixteen Candles.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So his name is mister Katsuji, and he's liked,
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: can you work a camera? And he says, I am
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: a camera. So then we go back to the lab
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: and one of the gremlins drinks the electrical genome, the
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Pikachu Sierum Pikachu Serum. One of them pulls out a
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: jar of acid that says acid, do not throw in
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: face and just throws it on the other gremlin's face, and.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: That gremlin that gets bird with acid becomes Phantom, the
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: upper gremlin. So bizarre, bizarre, so electric gremlin. After he
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: drinks the Pikachu serum, he turns into electricity, so he
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: is a lightning.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Book he's an animated lightning bolt.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: The rest of the film.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: It figures episode real quick about this. So a company
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: called National Entertainment Collectibles Association also as NEKA, they made
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: the Gremlin that you have. You're a very big action
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: figure company. They did an entire like Gremlin's almost like
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Star Wars level line of details, background characters. They'd have
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: like Champions, Bartender Gremlin from like this movie that you
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: never even saw, and they'd have a fully detailed toy
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: for it.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: The Spider Grandma must have been huge.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: They made it look pretty sick. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah,
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: pretty amazing. They made electoral gle Gremlin and it has
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: been named the most useless action figure ever made because
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: it's just like air plastic that shaped like a gremlin.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: I have to see this, it's definitely real. It's insane.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: And then you told me because they are next.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: To go ahead, So Electric Gremlin and then fan in
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: the opera, and then we pan up to the hottest
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: pair of Gremlin legs you'd ever see.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is so stupid, the Electric Gremlin.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. It's like the worst toy ever made.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: It is on eBay for one hundred dollars.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: I'm saying that obscene. So we just see a very
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: attractive pair of gremlin legs. So then Cather and Forrester,
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: they had a security come into the lab and Forrester
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: is spotted by Greta. Greta is the female Gremlin. Greta
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: is hot, agreed, completely looks amazing.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Greta is actually a female Gremlin. Greta has boobs, yes,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: she's uh, she has changed form. Does she drink anything
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: in the lab?
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Or she does? They show the symbol change Okay, So
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Grena speaks and she's like, what a hack and she
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: looks at Forster.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: One of my favorite moments in the movie is the
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: very end, which we'll get to with Forrester.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Then Electric Gremlin demolishes doctor Catheter.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: R I P.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: He is killed by Electric Gremlin with no explanation. After this,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Mohawk is shown holding a machine gun.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: They they broke because they asked Catheter, do you have weapons?
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: And he was like, we do have have some guns.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: As you were saying I texted you about earlier, speaking
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: of this same company, One of the most requested Gremlin
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: action figures of all time is obviously Greta Greta. Who
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: would be they had made tons of them, Like I said, Champions,
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Bartender version, Gremlin version of Daffy, all this stupid stuff.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: They had not made Greta. This company posts on Twitter
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: and Facebook, et cetera a gift or jiff of the
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: shot of Greta's legs and panning up and just says
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: coming December twenty twenty. Whatever it was, the amount of comments,
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: the amount of likes and re shares was insane.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I'm seeing. I just went on eBay to look this up.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Seeing prices for the Greta doll four hundred and fifty
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: four dollars marked down from six hundred and fifty. Another
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: one which is out of the box is two hundred
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: and sixty. Another one is five hundred, another one is
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: four forty.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: They're underselling her.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Oh and there's a there's a fun Greta.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: How do the gremlins? How do those look? Funk pop gremlins?
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I'm curious. I'm not sure they translate to cartoon as
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: well if they could.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Now so their eyes are entirely black and weird to
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: make some look like aliens.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Especially when they actually turned to like the gremlin creatures.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: So Mohawk gets the that of Spider Jeans. We pan
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: outside to the news and police have surrounded the Clamp
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: building because of the outbreak of what's going on there.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Fred is actually allowed to report on the gremlins. He's
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: actually like broadcasting within the building. A sad note here,
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: the Futtermans are outside trying to get into the building.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: They talk to a fireman who's about to spray the
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: building with water and they're like, fucking don't do that.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: The fireman is Isaiah Willocke Jr. Who just left us
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Clay Davis from the wire. Really, yeah, he passed away
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: in December. Oh okay, I think seventies. I think early seventies.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: But one thing that already happened you didn't mention is
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Gizmo has a training montage.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: That's right, I forgot. He's working out in the in
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: the event there.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: He's he is working out like in Rocky, the training
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: montages in Rocky. He's lifting weights to prepare for trying
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: to stop the Gremlins.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: We then see Mohawk drink the spider Jeans. Billy goes
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: into Clamp's office to be like, hey, like, what else
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: can we do about this Electric Gremlin is able to
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: make its way up to the phone, and then Billy
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: traps Electric Gremlin in the answering machine.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: So they have they have a video. This is again
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: because this is supposed to be very future. Oh god,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: here comes trucktors speaking no, no, no, no, no, get off,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: get off. See Tammy, I'm nice too. He doesn't deserve
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: to be treated. Well, not that I abuse him, but
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: don't listen to what he says. He hits me, shut up.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: So they have, because it's so futuristic, they have FaceTime. Yes,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: they have these phones like desk phones, yeah, that have
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: a TV screen. They FaceTime. So Electric Gremlin shoots it
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Billy to try to elect Billy picks up the phone
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: to block them, and he enters the phone and then
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: appears trapped in the face time, which makes absolutely no
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: scientific sense. Mister Clamp says, well, this is it. We're
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: finally going to play the message. And he has this
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: pre prepared message. I loved. It was like all these
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: it's calming music and all these nature shots of a
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: brook and a meadow, and it says, thank you for
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: watching the Clamp Network. If you're watching this message, civilization
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: has ended. We hope that you enjoyed our programming, and
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: we hope you enjoyed your life.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: I love They just show Clamp watching and be like,
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: so is so moving.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is beautiful. He starts to cry. And I
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: wanted to mention George the grandma smoked is smoking a
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: cigar for the rest of the movie.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, this is Billy hatches the plan because they're afraid
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: of you. You light our only chance to push the
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: clocks ahead, so they think it's later than it actually is.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Yes, and well, the lobby's all glass. We'll do something
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: outside and make it look like nighttime. And mister Clamp says, oh,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: this is so exciting. You get to use my secret exit,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: which I thought was awesome. It's something a billionaire would do.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: But we next see mister Clamp coming out of the ground,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: like underneath a post office box or something.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: It's yes, on the street outside of the building.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he just appears and Futterman w Clamp leaves
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: his secret exit. Futterman gets in it mister to enter
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: the building. Gizmo continuing continuing his training, Montage makes a
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: bow and arrow out of a paper clip and rubber
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: bands and pencil other materials and brain. Grillin is being
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: interviewed live on TV by Grandpa Fred.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: This is when the lights don't hurt him, and Fred's
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: just saying, like, what do you want? What do your
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: people want? And it's just, you know, a serious interview.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: They want to be they want to assimilate, they want
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: to be part of the New York world. They want
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: I love how one of us things like how do Broadway?
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: How do how do we get tickets? Wait a minute,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, there's a thousand of you monsters. You
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: think you're like the concerns we have to pay to
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: get into this show.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: And Billy's walking around looking for gizmo and he says gizmo,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: and then we hear Daffy's laughter and we see the
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: outline the shadow of Billy getting hacked in the head
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: with a hammer. And the next show, Billy Uh, Daffy
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: is obviously in a costumes. He's dressed as a dentist
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: and he's performing dental surgery on Billy, which is really
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: that is pretty malicious and evil.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Yes, I mean I think all the like. Actually, even
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: before this even happens, to the interview with Intelligent Grumblin,
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: he shoots like crazy Gumlin brain on. I'm sorry. Fred
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: is like all these things are all are just insane,
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Like there's there's no civility with them. They're just yes,
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: no matter how intelligent they are, they're just deranged. There's
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Quoto Larry.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: And uh so I don't remember, just give him a
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: rescues Billy somehow.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: So actually Billy's rest to you by Futterman attacks him
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: and then they got on the hallway. Marwa his boss,
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: is caught in the web on.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: The spider Web, spider Web and Kate. Kate confronts her
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: and says, I know that you know something happened with
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Billy and she was like, I tried to make a move,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: he didn't recip for Kate, nothing happened. She said, okay,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: good enough, I'll rescue from this web. This this was
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: really great. So Gizmo appears, dresses Rambo with a red
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: headband and shoots a flaming explosive arrow that he made
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: out of like whiteout or something, yes, and it explodes
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: on Spider Grumlin, whose mohawk has been torturing the whole movie,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: and Spider Grumlin is burned to death, and somebody asks
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: what I think Kate. Maybe he says to Billy, what
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: happened to to Gizmo for him to put on the
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: headband and build a bow and arrow and murder a
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: spider grummnd And Billy says they pushed him too far.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Also, it could here's the tradition that you pointed out,
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: which I'm still glad you did in the first one,
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: when when they light the feat are on fire and
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: you were like, Ryan, you missed the whole point. It's
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: like they the gremlins are just screaming and it's the
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: most horrifying star.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: And one for no reason, it's holding a butcher knife.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: It's only a butcher knife. This one the same be
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: like when they start burning Mohawk. It's just like agony.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: It's insane and he's very well deserved.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, this is another great moment making fun of the
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: first movie. So, Kate's deranged speech in the first movie
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: about how her father died dresses Santa Claus and she
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: found his rotting body, and Ryan recited the entire speech
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: in the first Gremlin's podcast series. So she starts, she
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: randomly gets triggered by some trauma, and she said, there
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: summons me in my first day of school, and she
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: starts giving this telling this story, and it's just like
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: she had some other horrible traumatic moment in the first
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: day of school, and she's telling it exactly the way
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: she told the story of her father died in the
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: first movie. And in the middle of her story, Billy
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: is just like, Okay, Kane, okay, let's go, and puts
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: his arm around her and sort of ushers her away.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: It's so mister not trying to do a correction here,
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: mister I'm sorry, Futterman says. It's like he's like, She's like,
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: how did you do this? I didn't give up, you know,
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: like all people did. Lincoln didn't give up. And she's like,
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: oh my god, Lincoln's birthday. And that's when she's like,
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: I remember, like when I was a kid on Lincoln's birthday.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I was five or six. And
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: then he's like, we have no time for this, like
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: every holiday has had some traumatic yeah, Lincoln's birthday.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: It was Lincoln's Birthdayrama.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: We go to the lobby, Chuckie shut up and brain Grumlin.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: His plan is to go out into New York and
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: be part of society. Yes, so he decides I'm gonna
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: burst into song.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Yes. He gets all the Grumlins together in the lobby
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: and he sings New York, New York by Frank Sinatra. Yeah.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Mister Futterman overhearing all of this and seeing it, says,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: these guys aren't bad.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: They love to perform too. They love the wather cost,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: the perform, They love to perform. What was very disappointing
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: was that they have a whole montage of all the
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Grumlins flipping over a giant and of Greta. Yes, and
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: they have Greta show up at the spotlight. I'm like, oh,
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: we're gonna get a Greta song.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: This is great nothing, Yeah, maybe it's cut for time.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Greta has is wearing a provocative outfit and his breasts.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: They then show this is just a great the anarchy
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: of the Gremlins. This is a great moment. They have
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: an arsenal weapons. Yes, and one of the gremlins is
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: chain sawing through a box that's labeled Bazooka AMMO. He's
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: chain sawing through it.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: One of them is being tattooed and it has about
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: this logo on it. Yeah, Also they pay off the
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Phantom of the Opera joke, where like there's like this
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: woman is a think a grandmlin is in a maiden costume? Yes,
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: and he's like no, no, no, no no no no
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: no no no, that's it. It's all with us, just to.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Circle back to the Phantom of the Opera gremlin.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: So then their plan gets foiled because it has to
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: rain outside in the cloudy.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're about to, So they set up this backdrop
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: that covers the windows in the lobby to make it
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: look like night. Yes, all right, throw on the lobby,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: drop the backdrop to the ground. And also the backdrop
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: is they just grabbed whatever they could, so it's it's
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Russia at night. It's like Saint Petersburg and you see
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: like the cathedrals, and it makes no sense. So they
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: go drop the backdrop. But then this storm rolls in
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: and it's really dark outside, so they go, oh crap,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: what do we do? And Billy says, I have an
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: idea and go on.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: So Billy's plan is that he has mister Futterman spray
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: them with the hose.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Which I'm surprised mister Putterson said that he goes mister
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Futterman spread them all with the hose. He says, Okay, Billy,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: I hope you know what you're doing. I would have
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: been like, no, I'm not spraying the I'm not getting
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: them all way this now in.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: That lobby five thousand, five thousand, fifty million Z. So
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: he does that. Billy's plan is to he asked Kate
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: to help him. Can you patch in a line from
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: the executive room to the lobby where our favorite character
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: and best action figure of all time, Electric Grumbling is
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: hidd He phones him down, throws the phone into the water.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Is that right?
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: No, he just holds the phone, holds so electric Gremlin
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: shoots out and because all of the Grandma Gremlins are wet,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: it just sort of the electric Gremlin accidentally travels through
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: all of the water and the lobby and on the ground,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: and it kills all of them very graphically and violently.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Double disgusting.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Will melt into like a google they have ults.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: With the Witch from Wizard of Oz. I'm melting just
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: like they have to. They can't miss a reference that
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: they can't.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely so.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: I love this call back to the joke earlier with
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: the guy who pushed Kate into the door, but couldn't
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: get in the spinning door. The SWAT team comes in,
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: they can't get inside the building because the spinning doors
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: don't work.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: So the swat team is also led by Dean Norris
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: who is from Breaking Bad. Apparently I know him from
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: a total recall. Let me look him up kicking the doors.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: The swat team is led by.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Clamp but yeah, he plays Hank and Breaking Back.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, and he clamp is. The innocence of clamp is
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: a little bit bizarre to me in this movie where
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: he's so complicated with this. He sees Fred, who is
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: the Dracula guy, is like, hey, you should be a reporter. Here,
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: become a reporter. You're gonna o'clock news.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Need to do go.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Also, go to the men's wear a store and get
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: a new suit. I love missus. Futterman approaches Murray and
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: she's like, I love Murray. What happened? I love they
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: tried it again, but we were ready for him. I
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: love I love that. I love that so much. That
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: just got me love that. So then clamp mates makes
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Maria Marilla the new pr head. He also finds Bill
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: he's drawing of kings and Falls, Kings and Falls, and
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: it's like, this is what I want to do next.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: I want to make this next. I want this to
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: be small town America.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he said, this building is everything I don't want anymore.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do the opposite. I'm gonna make I'm
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: going to recreate Kings and Falls.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, which would be an interesting third movie because it's
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: just as deranged. Your quote earlier about the marketing of it.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: I love this joke. You know what I see is
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: dolls with suction cups on windows, which was actually true.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: A lot of people had Gizmo's on windows.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Garfield and Gizmo were the two big ones.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: Kind of an interesting ending. They just kind of show
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Billy and Kate leave and Gizmo is just asking if
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: they have cable, and then you never see them, like
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: that's it, that's here.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Gizmo that this this is the best ending maybe in
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: movie history. Greta. They show in an office, Greta's still
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I thank god. The female, the hot female run. She's
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: beautiful lips some would say da cels. And she has
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: corner and captured and is holding hostage. The head of security,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: what's his name, Forester Forester and clam gets a call
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: and he's like, Forrester, what floor are you on? Oh?
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: All the way up there. It's gonna take a while
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: for them to come rescue you. I mean, the elevators
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: are out, all the doors are locked. Then it cuts
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: to Forester. He's trapped with Greta. He's covered in lipstick marks, yes,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: and Greta's like batting her eyes in him, and he
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: realizes we're gonna be stuck in here for a few hours.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: And then he looks at her and he just goes
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: and just kind of shrugs, and it means, all right,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I'll just fuck her. I also, I'll fulin love.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Just like they don't even show her. They show him
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: like funny Forster's on the phone, he's a pant and
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: all you hear is like the here comes to the
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: bride and Greta is in a full wedding dress, just
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: walking slowly towards him.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: My last note in this entire movie is just Foresters
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: into it. Yeah, but she's drunk, all right, that's the
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: end of the movie. Insane.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean's not trying to kill me. Yeah, sure,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: As Mark Fulcini told me once, all sex is just friction. Okay,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: so you know, really what's the difference. But the two
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: other mentions I wanted to have is I was like,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: this movie, this is before post credits scenes. This movie
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: is before post credits. Like, no, no post credits scenes.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: It existed, maybe not none, but you know what I mean.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: But I was like, there, there's got to be something.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: So I watched the credits. Did you watch the credits?
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: All know?
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: It was a turn from like black to blue. That's
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: what I remember.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: It happened to from black to blue, which is very odd. Yeah,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Daffy Duck comes out during the credits and like makes
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: a comment I don't remember. He says, like this is
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: despicable or something. And then at the very end of
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: the credits, Porky Pick comes out and says, but that's all.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: That's what I was curious about too, Like how much
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: of this is like Roger Rabbit inspired? Yeah, because this
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: was two years after two years after.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, actually yeah, yeah, And this was the last
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Gremlin's property that was made until they had the Gremlin's
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: animated series in the twenty twenties. Yeah, it's like Gremlin's franchise.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Let me think so. Television series was HBO Max twenty
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: twenty three, and there is going to be a third
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: movie which Ryan mentioned, directed by Chris Columbus, who wrote
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: the first movie and directed Harry Potter Movies and Home Alone.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: In nineteen ninety one, they made The Great Gremlin Adventure,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: which was at Warner Brothers Movie World. What is that?
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: That is an amusement park. That's an amusement park in
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Australia and Germany. Interesting it's called now it's called Movie
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Park Germany. Hmm, Warner Brothers Movie World, Gold Coast is
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: still is it still open? Status operating? It's been open
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: for thirty four years. It's a it's a Warner Brothers
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: movie themes like Disney World in Australia. Wow, I've never
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: heard of this because we don't have one of the
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: United States. Interesting lethal weapon. The ride was the park's
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: first roller.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: What does that do?
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Scooby Doo Spooky Coaster? The matrix that makes sense? O?
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: D C Comics rides. Wow, let me see list of attractions. Yeah,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of DC stu.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Is there a Dirty Harry ride? Imagine get down their coaster?
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Are these there coasters? Yeah? That wing, DC Rivals Green Lantern,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: the Flash and Superman. Yeah. Interesting, all right, So when's
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Gremlin's three coming out to You know, I'm a little.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Hey, I'm a little say little I'm hesitant about that.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course this this, this one seems to
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: have like when there were sequels to like Break the
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: movies kind of in a way like what do you
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: do after? Like this is very like Matrix resurrections where
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: you're kind of like, well, he kind of just blew
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: everything up, which I respect a lot.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so like what do you do?
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Like I should say, I'm being made to do this,
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna grenade this entire thing while I'm here.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Where do you go?
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: What can what would people accept from this from this
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: point for?
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: And also I'm glad that they're they're having the director
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: who wrote the original movie, but like people are so
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: different now. I mean, how well is you see his
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: sixties Because we've talked about how directors lose their fastball
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: overwhelmingly for the most part, But Chris Columbus is Colombine.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: He is sixty seven. Yeah, so he he's going to
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: be a very different person than when he wrote that
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: first movie. So if we wanted to be the nineteen
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: eighty did you say four? Yeah, nineteen eighty four Grandma's
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: It's not gonna.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Be Well that's the thing too, is I wonder, like
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: like I questioned something to talk about it. I thought
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: it was a good question to raise during this is like,
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: since this is considered such a very important sequel type
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: of movie, and do this I still as much as
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: I love and admire this movie, I still think the
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: first one is better. But the first one is like
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: this like simple fun, cozy movie. You can't do either
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: of these again, it's like what do you do? And
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: also is the team involved? Do I think this team
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: will have enough creative like juice to do this differently
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: like what else could they again? Like what else could
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: they do?
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Or also like you would need to bring in new
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: people to do something different with this, And is.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: It gonna be cgi Graham wins which we've never had.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. And also just like again like
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: this was Star Wars too.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Like with this, Saliva going to do the soundtrack click
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: click boom click, but any movie that has click click boom,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: and and.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: I support it was a big trailer song for a
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: long time. Oh my god, But I just think, like what.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: You sent me that that edit that you had done
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: in that video was uh nine to eleven, but you
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: put it to click click boom. Really yeah, go click
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: click and then the plane with the tower. Oh yeah,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I found it very offensive.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: You know, you got a weird sense of humor.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: No judgment, okay, Jesus Christ, I just don't. I just don't.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: No, Like.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: I'd be worried if they're like, hey, we're gonna ask
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: for the second one didn't happen. That would worry me.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: More like, let's just do a sequel to the first
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: one and pretend too didn't happen, because then they would
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: act like two wasn't this great thing, which this movie is.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Earlier today I said to you that
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: here comes the boom the MMA movie was a Saliva song.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: It's a Peter D song. I confused. Here comes the
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: boom by po D, the click click booms by Saliva.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: I am deeply, deeply disappointed.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: It comes to the boom? Ready?
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: How you like? We now? Boom? You put po D?
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: What was the School of Hard Knocks? School of Hard
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Knocks six song from All the South Town.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Uh, yeah, we should do Little Niki this year. That's
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: that's a goal.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Actually, well we'll have to have Eric on the pod.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: You did absolutely.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Me and Ben were pissed. Eric and I and Ben
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: saw Little Nicky in the theater and Eric is like, yeah,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: it really wasn't funny. It was pretty and we were like,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: you snob, you pretentious, smug, Like, who do you think
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: you are? I was not liking Little Nikky so.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Excited to see the old came out in theaters. Never
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: forgot its.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Two thousand, right, Yeah, it really is pretty bad.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: It doesn't age well. Yeah, you know that's the thing.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I was kind of everybody loves Sandler, yeah, and I
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: was like, Sandler kind of sucks. Sandler's made two really
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: good movies.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: I think I think the whole thing is people love him.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like why why not?
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know it's him Andy because he's.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, Billy Madison's awesome, Heavy Gilmore is awesome. Nothing else
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: he's ever done has been good. He was good in
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Punch Drunk Love. I think I think Uncut Jams is
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: very overrated.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, but it's not bad.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Uncut Jams is good. I think it's just incredibly overrated,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: but he was like, I'm never gonna do a serious
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: role again because they didn't get nominated for an Oscar.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Who do you think you are?
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: I honestly also think I in my opinion, I think
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: he did that to be like, like, there's just kind
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: of mess people, because I think, like, I don't think
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: he's ever cared about a Woodwinds. I just don't think
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: it's ever.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Been clearly doesn't care about acting. I mean, he live
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: like the lowest level movie like you can make, in
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: my opinion, is grown Ups. It's like, let me get
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: all my friends, let me cast a smoking hot wife
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: and a smoking hot teenage daughter, and we'll make jokes
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: about that, and we'll all just like show up and
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: hang out and have a really good time and make
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: a very stupid movie that's not well written and not clever.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: And that's what he's been doing for.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: What if I told you that, What if I told
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: you that grown Ups to the new Batch is like.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I would love that, but yeah, let me like, let
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: me run through really quickly, because now this is gonna
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: this is gonna bother me. So back way back in
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: the day, I love how this is in the Gremlins
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: tub Podcast.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's the point.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I'm going back to where it all began. Shakes the Clown,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore. When was Bulletproof ninety six? I
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: liked Bulletproof. I haven't seen it in forever.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Bulletproof could have been so much better.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: The Wedding Singer is good.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Amazing, love it. I do love one of the comedies
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: of all time in my opinion.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: His comedy albums. His comedy album What the Hell Happened to.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Me is a plus. I have to say that, and
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: then they're all gonna laugh at you.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Amazing The water Boys when things started to go downhill
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: still a big hit though, but it doesn't matter if
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: its a big hit. I don't care if it printed money.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: It wasn't very good. And then Big Daddy wasn't very good.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: I think that dad, Big Daddy's overrated. Then Little Nikki
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: bad Punch, Drunk Love, Mister Deed's bad uh Scooby Doo
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Anger Management have like a couple of moments.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: I like, okay, let me see Okay. Then now like fIF.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Fifty first Dates, Spanglish, the Longest Yard.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: I will say this Click Click has some heavy stuff.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: No click is fifty first Dates is the one I
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: am lost with personally, I.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. Don't mess with the Zohan, Like,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: come on, I nevernantal. Chuck and Larry is so offensive
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: from a modern perspective, and it was in two thousand
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: and seven.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: I have not seen it.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Grown ups, just go with it, Jack and Jill.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: We actually we definitely need to, because of course we do.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: It's that's my boy. People do like that fun.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: I don't love it, but it's fun.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, grown ups too? How do you go more? Too?
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: It was not good.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: No, I agreed, it was not good.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I really wanted to like it.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: So I don't know.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: I just think, like, why do we worship this guy?
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: I think I think people just genuinely respond to him
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: as a person. I really think that's true.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's likable.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think there's no even though he is hilariously
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: like a millionaire and incredibly successful, like like, oh yeah,
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: do you ever see when he was on Colon O'Brien
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: and he talked about getting married because he had just
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: met his wife at the time.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he said, what what, Well, I'm excited to try
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: anal Yes, And they were like, I don't know his
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: wife who looks very hot in Big Daddy.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Yes, and he says he's like they show like a
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: photo of them together, and Colan's like wow, like how
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: this happened? And I love Samlor just so Notchiz was like, well,
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: I mean it doesn't hurt that I'm like a multimillionaire.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: He's actually really right, Yeah, but I don't. I think
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: he's like endearing nature he's always been. I don't know.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: I think that's truly what has gotten through people. And
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: also like I think because like younger kids now like
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: him too, which is interesting. I never thought that like
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: his other movies that we don't like other kids like.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: But when I like him as a guy, if I
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: hung out with him, sure, but like the product he's
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: putting out as a performer is terrible.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: I just but I don't want to say it because
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: like other guys who were like him do this and
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: put out probably just as equal ship, right and don't
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: have this traction. David Spade doesn't have this traction, right.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: It's I just like there's something too and people like
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: and I think also like Norm McDonald's is too weird,
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: too weird, but also like, I think the weird thing
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: in terms of like movie fan interests in him is
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: that punch drunk love probably was the thing where people
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: are like, oh, someone on that level saw something in him.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: There has to be something.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Well not I'm not. I almost just called pta jerk off.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: He's not a jerk off, but it's it's like this
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: jerkof director thing to do, like to put Tarantino does this,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: everybody does this. The Scorsese has done this, like let's
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: put comedians in my serious movie, but I gave.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Them an entire movie.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: No, uh, that's a thing that's probably true.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Like Don Choles is in Casino. He's great, yeah, the
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: quiet part, but he's a small park. I wrote an
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: entire movie based on you and you have to do it. Yeah,
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: it's interesting. And also love is not my favorite thing.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: I won't write. I like it a lot, but it's
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: a weird thing. Yeah, But I'm just saying like it's
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: I think just feel like even though that movie doesn't
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: really like it's not like holy shit, Sandler transformed. I
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: feel like he's tried that in other movie and it doesn't.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Work, Like and Jack and Jelly transformed to a woman that.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Actually worked really well, but like and like Rain Over Me,
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: where it's so heavily dramatic it's almost too much of
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: a change.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Too sad, but like someone could find tune it where
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: it worked, Like Sandler's like this kind of sad dude
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: throughout Prime strump Love. But then when he has that
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: incredible screaming match with Philip Seymour Hoffman, because Semer Hoffin's
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: he's very good, angry and like Seymour Hoffman is of
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: course a serious like actor, and he's like, if I
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: just yell at this stupid idiot, he'll go away. And
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: he realizes that Sandler is four thousand times louder than
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: he is. Yeah, so he backs off in a weird way.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: No, but everybody's gonna have the same reaction listening to this,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: and let me get text like you're so wrong, Like,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: look you Sandler's awesome, but that's the thing everythink Sanmon's awesome. Okay,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: name three things that he's been good in, or not
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: three things he's been good in, I mean maybe, but
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: name three good movies he's in, Like, Okay, Billy Madison, Happy,
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: gil Moore at the Wedding Singer and then you could argue,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Uncut Jams, Punch, Drunk Love.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's five out.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Of eighty movies. Okay, sure, this is like when we
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: talked about Star Wars. It's a nine movie franchise that
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: is the most successful franchise ever made. Yeah, and like
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: seven of the movies are bad.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: But I can tell you is this like there's something
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: there because.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: It literally because people are stupid.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Sure you can say that I don't think it's stupid
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: to like him, but I'm smart. Well, we won't go there.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Let's let's end with that, because it's a great twenty
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: twenty six moment to start off the year with me
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: saying that, however, we have to do advice. Gremlin's two advice.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: I would say the next movie, I would say more
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Gremlins whacky ideas.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: I'll beat Tim in that moment and say it won't happen.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: You. If you're advice, oh, let's hear it.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: If you're if you're in a laboratory area that also
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: happens to be a mall, don't drink the electors that
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: have pictures of spiders electricity on them. It's my my advice.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: I don't think it works that way. Also, we never
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: really saw a vegetable Grumlin.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Again, No, so in the when they have the scene
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: at the champions Bar, you show the salad bar and
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: it's in there.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: I actually think that one's kind of a weird. Why
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: that one?
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: The vegetable grumline? To me, it was like the the
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: least like or sorry, the most like they just mailed
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: this in, but like, like why, like.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: Why vegetable Gremlin? It was so bizarre.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: You can do so much more, it doesn't make sense.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: And in the key and Peel sketch they say when
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: the guy goes, I don't know, electric Gremlin, you psychopath.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: You just named a down fall by gremlin. I love it.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: It's in the movie. To me, electric Gremlin is endlessly
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: more interesting than vegetable Grandmlin.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: I mean it actually is great because he was the
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: downfall of the entire movie. It was also, we're going
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: to start a crowdfund me for the Greta action figure.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: We got to do that.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Is there a vegetable Grandma action figure?
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: There has to be. There has to be. When that
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: company made so many of them. Vegetable, they made Spider,
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: they made bat they made. If they made electric, you
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: have to make vegetable out of.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wait is this a see We don't even
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: need to I don't want to go down this rabbit hole.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: But there is a big online industry of custom figures photos.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: But I don't know if it's a custom.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: I would write any C a vegetable Grandma, That's what
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: I would write. That's the company who makes them, the
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: actual brand.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I just found the ANYC a grand
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: One's Reddit page and somebody's asking, Okay, why did any
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Neca stop making gremlins. There's so many they haven't made yet,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: like vegetable gremlin, degal gremlin.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: The one who says it in the end of the
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: first one, or.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, and milk Gremlin. That's the one where the guy.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Did you By the way, I wanted people to hear this.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: I said Star Wars level a gremlin who looked like
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: every other one says one line, and it has an
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: identity on the internet. Go ahead, they they.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Milk Gremlin is when Mohawk has the machine gun and
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: he lights up the room. It shows that none of
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: the gremlins were hit. This is like an old gag
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: from cartoons and then one of the gremlins drinks a
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: glass of milk and it starts spreading out of his body,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: so he realizes he was shot in the machine gun?
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: So how did they make that action figure?
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: So's the guy has a shelf. He walks by it
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: every day and doesn't see milk. Kremlin doesn't go to
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: work that day.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: There's somebody uploaded a photo and they have every single one,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: every single one. Well, he is a Maguay action figure
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: of George Lanny Stripe, Sorry, Mohawk and Daffy the Magwa version.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: We win.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: We yeah, I guess the listeners lose. Did we do advice?
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: We definitely did advice.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: We just did it. Thank you for listening.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: Thanks everybody.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Welcome to twenty twenty six.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: Happy New Year. We'll be back with more people.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Be sure to get you.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: We're gonna have our own Gremlin variations this year. We're
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: gonna have our own I don't know how to describe it.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, we have an episode coming up with Andy
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Kelly that could be described as like the pure sex Gremlin.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Sure Mark would be gay Gremlin, then it would be
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: Jewish Gremlin.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Life on the edge of one life. He would be.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I just make sure like it's a gremlin shooting heroine.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: That's the Ben Gremlin.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: So thanks for listening, Thank you, Thanks everybody, and check
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: out this movie's on Shutter. We should mention that orton.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah Shutters, the streaming service that's only for horror. Yeah
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Shutters available on YouTube. So I actually got Shutter on
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: YouTube because I wanted to watch a couple.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Of movies or just by the Blue Range one.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, thanks everybody, Catch you on the flip