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Show #190 Normal Show · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Because fuck you, that's why is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media
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Network. Hello, and welcome to episode one nine zero of b F Y
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t W. That's right, folks, we have this ten episodes away from
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episode two hundred show. Are we going to do it? It's creeping up
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on us, it's crazy. Are we gonna do it on time? Or
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are we going to stretch it out with a series of increasingly more ridiculous No,
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we probably promised you will never do that again. Well I promise we
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won't do it this time. All right, to watch out, I'll never
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get there right if we have anything about it. No special guests this time,
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just our usual buffoonery. So let me just quickly introduce our players.
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First up, he's a gamer and a storyteller, and he used to be
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my youngest friend. It's Augie. Yeah like it. It's been a while.
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Yeah, okay, So we just just got rush off doing and recording
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with the gate Leapers for their upcoming episode about task Master. And task Master
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was, you know, a huge influence on my book. But I guess
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i'll gi The question I'm going to ask, is is there anything you've seen
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on task Master that you would like to try in real life. Oh man,
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Like, there's there was one where they did. Ah was it?
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They were trying to get a ball to hit off of something or get into
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something, but they had to do it from as far distance as they could.
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Was it the one get a tea bag into a mug from the furthest
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distance? I think it might have been that. I'm like, I'm like
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that saying it's like something something goofy and funny to do. Yeah, with
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stuff you have lying around the house. Yeah, it's like just to see
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could you actually reach from that far if you need it to? Yeah,
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yeah, that one, That one I would also enjoy taking a swing at.
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Uh. Yeah. So look forward to that episode of Kate Leabers.
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By the way, it includes one of the silliest things we have ever done
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in our lives still window. Yeah, you're gonna want to listen to that,
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and we'll probably have something of it up for our Patreon at some point.
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So you're not a subscriber now, you might want to think about.
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Trust me, it will be worth it. And his opponent he's a podcast
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a pad coster, uh pod coster, and a vat or wren. He's
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a podcaster and a veteran and it's Stevie. Dammit, it's Steve. Steve.
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I blame it on my dumb ass. Cough Stevie. How you doing,
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man, I'm doing pretty good today, sir. I'm feeling pretty hard
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and good. Yeah, it was so far. We had a we had
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a lot of fun on that test Master episode. So I'll ask you the
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same thing because I know you've seen I think you've seen more test Master than
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Augie has. I'm pretty sure by far. But is there is there any
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one particular task that you saw that you would like to take a swing at,
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ir L. There are a lot, but I don't know. I'm
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a fan of trying to find things that are hard to find, so I
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believe there was one that I had to find a bunch of little ducks and
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they were hidden in like inside the table legs and stuff, and then like,
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oh, yeah, it's had the black lights. Turn the lights off
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you can see them and stuff like like that. Stuff always intrigued me.
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It's like a little like a word search, but with pictures. The picture
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is super inventive. Yeah, find ten ducks. Yeah, it was just
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something really fun and how many things, how they did it? Was cool.
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It's like, wow, that's really smart to hide something I never would
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have thought of that. You know, you know, good inspiration for other
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such holidays if you have little ones. It was wild. Yeah yeah,
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hi here, uh so good pick. Thank you. Finally, I am
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your host, pantiless Aaron some stoners. I should change my intro from I
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am your host and published novelist. Hey, yeah, go Dane is doing
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really well. It sold tens of copies and uh bullshit, I know,
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at least by how many people I've seen with a copy of your book.
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There's been more than tens of copies. My man, well sales figures say
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otherwise, be fair. I also gave away a bunch I mean, as
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you do well to people who assisted with the book. So in any event,
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yeah no. And for me, the one that sticks out, the
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one that I would probably want to do the most, is the escape room
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one from I think is series eleven or twelve, I don't remember what serious
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number it was, but was the one that had Victoria Korn Mitchell in it,
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and she was working with Alan Davies and separately in two separate rooms,
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but they couldn't leave the room, so they each had their own like half
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of the escape puzzle and the other person had to communicate to the other person
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want to do to solve their puzzle. I just thought that was genius and
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it would be so much fun to figure out, like I would have done
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doing that. That would have been a lot of fun. Oh my gosh,
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it'd be difficult, but I like it. I like escape rooms to
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begin with, but like ones that's deliberately separate, you like like h and
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I'm just it's a minor spoiler for my book, but there's something very similar
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in my book. Obviously. It was a huge influence, so, you
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know, for one reason or another. But I really I really dig that
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so very clearly. So yeah, so that's what I'd want to do.
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We have a normal episode for you. We're just gonna play three silly games
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which every one of these two idiots manages to get the most points over the
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course of the episode will win, and they will get the concept of play.
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Yay, what concept? No, conceptually, let's play. It's it's
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for you. You will understand it when you get it, hopefully because you
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don't have it now, so you're like, what is play? But you'll
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get it? Should be a good time. So let's get straight into our
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games. Should bigger game One is called broken headlines. It's been a while
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since we've done this headlines. I'm going to pose three headlines to our players
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from news stories with the most important words blanked out. Players will They will
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then fill in the blanks however they want, and you can earn a point
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one of two ways. If you can make me laugh with your headline,
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you'll earn a point. But you will also earn a point if you're reasonably
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close to the actual headline. So it's up to you whether you want to
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go for funny or try and guess what the actual headline is. The most
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points after three headlines wins, and you'll earn one episode point. So if
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all ready to go your first broken headline, gentlemen, Notorious Summerset blank band
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from wearing blank and writhing on the ground. I'll repeat it one more time
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for those playing at home. Notorious Somerset blank Band from wearing blank and writhing
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on the ground. Wow, Oggie's got an idea. OGGI just go ahead
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and raise your hand when you're ready, Goggy, you're ready, go ahead?
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Okay, what was the thing in Notorious Somerset Big Band from wearing tank
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shirts and crowd It sounds good, dude, very nice, good old in
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the Summerset b I G. I like that, man, Well done.
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You definitely get a point for making me laugh, dude, obviously nowhere near.
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Yeah, Stevie, I'm scared. What do you got? Ogie came
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like fucking prepared. Notorious Summerset flasher wearing pasties. Oh wait, what was
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it? Oh, banned from from wearing pasties the ground. It's interesting,
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It's not close enough to the correct and it didn't make me laugh, So
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no point for you. So Oggie is the only one who gets a point
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on this one. The actual headline was notorious Summerset gimp banned from wearing masks
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and writhing on the ground. But you can wear the whole suit, just
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not the masks. Apparently, yeah, they just banned the masks. So
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but apparently this guy would go out in full gimp suit and just like writhe
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on the crowd like for whatever reason going out why the spectacle. But if
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you think that's crazy, you ain't seen nothing yet. Let's move on to
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our second headline. August's going to lead one to zero and here is your
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second headline. Please note there are two blanks in a row on this one.
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UK police taser naked blank, blank rampaging through nursing home with blank and
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blank. So, once again, for those playing at home or for those
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who want to write it down, UK police taser naked blank, blank rampaging
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through nursing home with blank and blank. And as soon as either of you
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have an idea and are ready to go, go ahead and raise your hand
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and I'll try to keep talking so Stevie doesn't have to edit too much out
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steee like you're the best, looking out for you, bro looking out for
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you. Hell yeah, I have UK police taser naked grandmother rampaging through nursing
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home with catheter and colossitity bag. God's just running by squeezing them at people.
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That's horrifying, steitis. It did get a laugh out of me,
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so one point guaranteed, Well, thank you. Do you got something funny
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or do you think you got something possibly close? I'll have to go for
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the close ones. So it would you have to be like rampaging homeless man?
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What rampaging through nursing home with blank and blank with hammer and trash can
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lidon't hurt anybody. I was the homeless man part didn't get me to laugh.
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But the trash can absolutely like he's running through with a hammer and a
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shield like a little little hobo Paladino pal the UK Police taser naked homeless paladin
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Believe it or not, the real answer is crazier than that. The actual
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headline reads UK Police taser naked opera singer rampaging through nursing home with bow and
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arrow. Holy shit, it's scary. Yeah, yeah, just running through
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a nursing home. Apparently arrow though, did you have to retrieve it every
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time? It might have been arrows? I just put arrow down just because
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Okay, I mean, I'm not saying it's still not scary, but just
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a little less. Well, it'd have to be one arrow. Where would
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she store the other arrow? Yeah? Naked? Yeah, she has a
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quick her. That's horrifying. She might have two quivers. Three of her
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mouth opens wed. Alright, let's let's move on before we get to So
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you both got a point on that one because both made me laugh. Yeah,
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I know we're on the same team, but is still leading two points
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to one. Steevie, this is your last chance to catch up. And
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here's the third and final broken headline. Burglars steal two valuable tanks from Irish
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farm containing blank blank. Augie's got his hand up already. I am going
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to reread it for the people who want to play along at home. Burglars
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steal two valuable tanks from Irish farm containing blank blank. Very good, very
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good. Uh, Stevie, do you have an answer? Oh, my
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god, dude, you fucker. I think that's the actual answer, though
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it probably isn't. Burglar steel. Was it two tanks? Uh from Irish
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farm containing chicken poo Dude, chicken poozer for you to who know, No,
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chicken poo is like the best thing in the world. Like you get
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little amounts, it makes everything grow. All right, all right, I'm
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very very happy for you. You did get a point because you did make
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me laugh. But got a point because he's correct. It was bull seamen
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bull Yeah, bully, not cows, even cows are female bowls. Yeah,
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but I gave you but you were clearly close enough, so I gave
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you the point. So this game ends three points to two. Very good,
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my god. One game one just to get a point on every headline,
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Well, done right tearing it up today. Uh yeah, Augie gets
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all yet one point and is in the lead, but Stevie can easily catch
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up or take the lead. Game two is gonna be worth two points and
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it's coming up right after this. Hello friends, this is an AI version
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voicemail and some comments. So finally a voicemail. Yeah, were so happy,
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Thank you. We have to ask no, no, It's okay,
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all right, So what should we do first? We want to do the
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comment. Let's say the comment. Let's say the voicemail for the So what
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Patreon comments did we get? We got to comment on our pre show and
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breaks, which is what we call our behind the mics that we add for
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Patreon only. Yeah, it's from Casey Smith. So I said so much
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fun. I needed those lasts from that last one. Oh yeah, momus
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content there, happy, Happy to have you on the show and have those
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laughs with you, Casey. A lot of fun, man, Oh my
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god, I really appreciate you coming along and playing with us. Yep.
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And then she didn't comment again on the early release episode of the Shane or
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Thane Exhaustion yep. That's all right, yep, and on there because you
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also get early release episodes if you're part of our Patreon It said, so
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much fun. As always, I will come on the show anytime. Hell
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yeah, Casey, thank you. We'll have you anytime a thousand percent.
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Uh yeah, it's legitimately a blast and that's all our comments correct. All
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right. So let's hear this voicemail. Yep, voicemail. Hey guys,
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Casey here I thought I was that I would like to throw into a dumpster
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fire. I work at a medical office, and when I call a patient
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up to get them registered for their exam, one of two things that I
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can't stand that people do is smack their gum and snap like top their gum.
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Like while I'm trying to check them in for their taste, they're just
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like smacking their gum and snapping it and popping it. I think it's just
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absolutely disgusting and it drives me crazy, no understand. Also, while they're
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snapping their gum, they're tapping the desk with their fingernail or their finger.
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Wow, really annoying. Also, while I thought of one more thing,
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if they're talking on the phone, like just say, hey, you gotta
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call you back or sorry, I gotta take this. I'll be right back.
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Oh yeah, So I just thought i'd add that it's pretty bad.
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I tried to do the voicemail thing, but it wasn't working on my phone.
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So okay, I'm recording a voice memo and emailing it to you.
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Have a good one, guy Fairy, thank you, Casey. Yeah.
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So, if you have an issue using the would you like to you'd like
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to call us up and bitch about random things that bother you feel for what
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would you like to throw in a dumpster player? There's two ways to do
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that. You can go to our website only to using kids send it through
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that widget, or you can do as Casey did, record it and then
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email it. Yeah. Yeah, either way it works. That's an easier
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way to do it. Sometimes if if the if the widget isn't working for
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you, wh yeah, normally isn't It can be. It can be a
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little finicky, right, which maybe why we're not getting voicemails. I mean,
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I checked it, you know what, good point. It might just
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be just not working out mobile for some reason. In any event, that's
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it for voicemails and comments. Thank you so much for sending those in.
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Now let's get back to the games. Hey, welcome back. It's time
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for game two. Game two is going to be the cost is Correct,
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a favorite around here. Our players are going to take turns bidding on rare
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and odd items, and the closest to the retail or the last auction winning
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bid price without going over wins the listing. First player to get three listings
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wins and gets two episode points. Now, we're going to do this a
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little bit differently than we do normally because there's only two of you. So
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here's how we're going to do it. And see he's good at this game
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and I'm not. Well, we'll see how good he is, because we're
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going to play a sort of auction bidding style like they did on the original
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prices right way back in the fifties and sixties. So you're going to take
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turns bidding and overbidding and overbidding each other. Each auction will have a minimum
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amount that you'll have to bid over, so you can't go like two hundred
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and one. You know, you'll have to go at least a certain amount
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higher than them, And you'll keep going until one of two things happens.
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Either both of you decide to stop with what you've got and just you know,
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freeze there and we'll see who's closest at that point, or at some
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point during the bidding before both of you go over, but not necessarily before
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one of you goes over. I will say final bits, okay, when
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I say that you can have one last opportunity to up your bid or freeze,
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and that's it. Okay, all right, No, I like it.
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I like it, but I will do my best to make sure I
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get that in before you both go over. But I cannot guarantee that one
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of you may already be over at that point, right you don't know.
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It'll depend and I may do it. I may do it like before before
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you go over, just to be safe, but I'm going to randomize it
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a little bit, so you're not quite sure this is all right? Ready?
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Yeah? All right? So our first item up forbid is going to
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be very familiar. It's this tank full of bull semen. Oh shit,
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retail value. I don't think we've ever had one game bleed into another,
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but here we go. To be completely fair, there was no specific figure
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for this on the news story, but between the cost of the tank itself
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and the likely cost of each of the two hundred to three hundred straws or
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doses of bull semen contained therein straws, we have an estimated cost. And
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this listing will go to the one of you who bids closest to the estimated
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price. Now, the amount that you're not allowed to bid under, you
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know, the bottom the the The minimum amount you must bid over is five
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hundred dollars five hundred yes, okay, and you said how many vials?
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Uh? Two hundred to three hundred? Holy fuck? So we will start.
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Augie won the last game, so Stevie, you can decide who starts
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the bidding. Do you want to start or do you want to you gonna
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start? Actually? Okay, go ahead with your first bid. Uh,
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sixteen thousand dollars sixteen thousand, says Stevie Augie. Would you like to up
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that bid? Thirty seven hundred, three thousand seven? Oh, you're actually
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gonna go lower? You you do have to go higher? Oh? What
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did you say? He said? Sixteen thousand, oh, three thousand,
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seven hundred, sixteen thousand, Oh, sixteen thousand, sixteen hundred, sixteen
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thousand, sixteen thousand. Okay, you have to go over that. Okay,
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then in this case, I guess twenty five thousand, twenty five thousand
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is Augie's bid? Stevie, would you like to go over that? Or
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freeze? Oh? Man, you're making this difficult. I'm not calling final
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bids. Let's go forty two thousand, forty two thousand, says Stevie Augie.
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Would you like to overbid forty two thousand or stick fifty six thousand,
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fifty six thousand, three hundred files of bull semens, Stevie, all different
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bulls, different flavors. Stevie, I'm calling final bids. You are,
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I'm going to would you like to freeze on forty two thousand overbid, okay,
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forty two. So you're freezing on forty two AUGI would you like to
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freeze on fifty six thousand, I'll freeze okay. Then the actual estimated price
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between the tank and the straws of bull semen contained in the tank bull semen
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after estimating the cost of the tank and the straws in British pounds and converting
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to American dollars seventy six, seven hundred and twenty five dollars Aggie wins first
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item, you were getting three hundred samples of bowl semen. So the way
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I estimated it was the cost of the tank was twenty five hundred dollars and
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the two hundred to three hundred straws. The price that was quoted was for
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at the highest price that they could find was five hundred dollars per straw,
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So I estimated three hundred instead for like kind of like a mean average amount.
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Okay. Yeah, I was multiplied by two hundred and then added the
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twenty five hundred on top. The reason why I was converted, the reason
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why I was like starting so low, was because I was thinking like common
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livestock, like even their samples, and some of them are not that existent.
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Well, you can guess that the farmer who had the stuff stolen is
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probably putting that cost really high for the insurance company. So best of luck
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to them. Yes, okay, So, so Auguin's first item, We're
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gonna move on to our next item forbids, and that is a pound of
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saffron. This powerful spice, high in antioxidants, can only be found in
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the flower Crocus satavus, and its threads come in a vivid red color despite
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its rarity. I found a full pound of raw saffron threads on Amazon,
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and this listing can be yours if the cost is correct. Uh, Stevie,
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because you lost last one, Augie, you'll have to start the bidding
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on this one, okay, and the minimum up, the minimum amount you
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are allowed to overbid your opponent is fifty dollars okay, So saffron's not that
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much. Um. I would say one seventy five, one seventy five,
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says Augie. Stevie, hmmm, I'm gonna say six twenty five. Six
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twenty five, says Stevie. AUGI would you like to overbid or stick?
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He says, thinking very very contently, I think I'll stick stroking his mustache.
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Augie sticks on one seventy five. Stevie goes, I'm good, then
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why would I go? All right? So you're gonna stick on six to
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twenty five? Uh yeah so uh. A pound of rossaffron can go as
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high as five thousand dollars, but this particular listing on Amazon was for nineteen
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hundred dollars, so Stevie takes this one. Well done, Stevie, thank
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you, congratulations on winning. Yeah, nineteen hundred dollars for a pound of
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saffron on Amazon freed. Try to figure out, Stevie, you won the
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last one, so you're gonna start the bidding on this next item. This
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item of for VIDs is a beautiful USB stick. The adamant sixteen gigabyte USB
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drive comes with a yellow gold body, three diamonds, and only fifty of
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these were ever made back in two thousand and eight. And this listing can
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be yours if you can tell me the closest or be closest to the actual
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retail price of this item when it came out in two thousand and eight without
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going over, and the minimum uptick is one hundred dollars, Stevie, start
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us off whenever you're ready. Two thousand and eight, it was sixteen gig.
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It has three diamonds of unknown carry size, doesn't say okay? And
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one hundred dollars increments, yes, one hundred dollars increments. I'm gonna go
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with nine hundred ninety nine dollars Alex. All right, Augie, just enough
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because it's the first bid you can bit underneath him. If you want,
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okay, three diamonds, then closer is a fifteen thousand, fifteen thousand dollars
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okay. I can tell you now without even getting started, you've both gone
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way over again and bid under nine thousand, nine hundred ninety nine dollars.
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Please, I will bid it really narrow down six thousand, nine hundred and
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sixty nine dollars. Bye, Augie, three thousand. Okay, Stevie,
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do you want to stick or do you want to overbid Augie and lower your
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bid? It's only fair because I let him go lower than you on the
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first one. Yeah, you said three thousand flat. Yeah, I'd have
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to go lower than him. You'd have to go you can go lower than
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your own bid, but I have to go at least one hundred dollars higher
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than Augie. Oh man, you said thirty He said three thousand, flat,
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three thousand, thirty two hundred, thirty two hundred two drops his bid
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to thirty two hundred. Now it must go up, Augie, Do you
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want to bid higher than thirty two hundred or stick thirty five thirty five hundred
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thirty eight eight hundred thirty eight hundred, says Stevie. OG he sticks on
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thirty five. I won't go down to thirty six. You can't go down,
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damn it. Yeah. I let you do that only because I let
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him go down from you only did that. I only did that because that
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was the first bid. Let's take advantage of this. Nope, nope,
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no, I'm staying. Then you're staying, all right. Well, that
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was a good choice because the actual retail price was five thousand, six hundred
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and fifty dollars. Awesome. Stevie takes a second, a second item,
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and just needs one more to win the game. Let's do this guy,
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all right, Stevie will once again bid first because you won the item.
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This next item is a six pack of beer Antarctica nail Ale, produced by
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brewing company Nail brewing in Antarctica, and it's touted is the most expensive beer
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in the world. So how much for six of them? Closest without going
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over wins the listing, and it's a one one hundred dollars increment minimum.
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Seevie, where would you like to start? I believe that we should start
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around seven seven hundred, seventy seven hundred says Steebee. Augie nine hundred,
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oh, he says nine hundred Seebee twelve fifty, twelve fifty says Stevie Augi
30:26
fourteen hundred, fourteen hundred. Stevie oh Man spens a beer six, you
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get a six pick so that much? I don't think there's something that much
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more. Let's go with two thousand flat two thousand, says Stevie Augi.
30:45
I don't want to bet any higher. It's hard, it's challenging, It's
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very challenging. Twenty three hundred, twenty three hundred, says Augie. Kind
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of stay, Augie Sebe is sticking on two thousand hockey. I'll stick August
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sticks makes sense. You are in the lead, and as long as it's
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hired, and it is, each bottle costs eight hundred dollars. So six
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is four thousand, eight hundred dollars and Augie wins that listing. Well done.
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Damn people got some problems drinking problems expensive. This final item up forbids
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will determine it. And this final item of forbids is this beautiful poker chip
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set. The case comes wrapped in genuine alligator skin and eighteen carrot white gold
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hardware. The case is lined with suede, more gold and diamonds, and
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the three hundred and eighty four chips themselves are made exclusively out of white gold.
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This incredibly opulent listing can be yours if the cost is correct and the
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minimum increment is now fifty thousand dollars. Ball's nuts. We're gonna start with
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Augie. Wow. Three hundred and seventy five thousand, three hundred and seventy
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five thousand dollars, says Augie. I'm gonna more than double that. Seven
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hundred and sixty nine thousand, seven hundred and sixty nine thousand, says Steve.
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I am not saying a final bit, So Augie, it's on.
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You must go at least fifty grand over one million, two hundred thousand,
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one point two million, says AUGI. I can't. Oh, you're like,
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you're right where I wanted to be at the highest, you punk,
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it's probably like one point thirty I know. So I'm gonna go. You
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have a one point two yep, you must go at least one point two
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five. Let's do one point two five? All right? One point two
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five, says Stevie. Ogie one point four one point four million, says
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Augie. Stevie must go at least one point four five. Mm hmmm,
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it's gonna be like right before you know what, one four nine nine nine
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right on order the one fifty one four nine nine nine nine, all the
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way down, Yeah, all of it, all right, all the way
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down? Uh, Augie, one point six one point six million, I
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still have not pat scaring me. Ah, this thing's gonna be dumb then,
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I mean I already is pretty dumb. Let's go with he did what
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did you do? One point six one point six million, twenty fifty thousand
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incurements? Though, h one point sixty five? You fucker all right,
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Augy. One point sixty five is the new high. Okay, gotta go
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at least one point seven. How about one point eight one point eight consistently
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going up two hundred thousand every ting. It's scaring me. Uh, Stevie,
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if you think it's between one point sixty five and one point eight,
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you would stop now. I still have not called for final bids. It's
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scary because I think it's it's gonna be stupid high. Now let's go three
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point two, big jump to three point two, Sion, Bring it,
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bitch, I am still not calling for five for final bids. Okay,
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four point three four point three million, says Augie. I am still not
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calling for final bids, Stevie. There's no way five got point one five
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point one millions, Stevie, oggy, I am still I am still not
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calling for eight point zero. If you both go over, I will I
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will tell you've both gone over, so you've bid eight point zero million.
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Yeah, Stevie, I am now calling for final bits. Okay, that
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I am good. You want to stop right where you are right there?
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Okay, you obviously don't forbid yourself and stand a point oh million actual.
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The retail price for this beautiful poker chip set is seven point five million dollars.
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Stevie wins has won the game two oh sure, no plus for Stevie,
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they're all in all that. Yeah, that's seven point five million.
35:59
That's real. Look it up, it's insane. Uh well, congratulations to
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see you're running that game. You now have two points and are leading two
36:07
points to one. But it's gonna all come down to this last game.
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Game three is worth three big points and we're gonna play that game right after
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this. I'm Richie aka Midnight Agent Raw. I'm Devin aka Special Delivery Dev.
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else that you can listen to podcasts shades on We're off. Hey guys,
37:06
welcome back. I hope you're ready for game three. Game three is going
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to be the rules of the game. Heck yeah, Now you two know
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how to play the game, no what, And that is the whole point.
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They're about to just start playing a game. They have no idea what
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the rules of the game are. So they're just going to start playing and
37:28
I'm going to keep track of their points. But at any time If either
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player can shout their own name as a way of buzzing in and tell me
37:36
what the rules of the game are, they will instantly win. If neither
37:38
player manages it before we reach the end of our twenty prompts, then the
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player with the most points who has played the game the best even not knowing
37:49
the rules, will win instead. And if there's a tie at that point,
37:52
we'll do a playoff asking each one to try and figure out what the
37:55
rules of the game are, and the first player to figure it out will
37:59
win. So let's start off. Uh Stevie won the last game. So
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Agi, you have the choice. Would you like to go first or second?
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I'll go first. You'll go first, All right, good chic your
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first prompt excuse me, Canada north is correct. One, Stevie Mexico South
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is correct and earns you a point. Okay, Augie Toronto north northeast north
38:44
correct and earns you a point. Stevie Mexico City south correct and earns you
38:51
a point. Augie Buffalo north h That is incorrect. South. I just
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wanted to say, Stevie amherst uh west incorrect? Correct answer was south Augie,
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Ohio west. That is incorrect. Correct answer was neither Uh, Stevie
39:28
Charlotte South is correct and earns you a point. Augie London East Uh incorrect.
39:45
The correct answer was South Stevie Rochester West incorrect. The correct answer was
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neither Augie Hell South is correct, makes sense? Stevie so difficult North incorrect.
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The correct answer was South mm hmmmm, Augie as Guard West incorrect.
40:31
The correct answer was South Stevie mm hm Outworld South incorrect. The correct answer
40:45
was North. Oh, my gosh, this is a Cadiz these nuts Uh
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neither Uh incorrect. The correct answer was South Stevie Alabama Alibama, Uh South.
41:14
The correct answer was neither. We're onto the last four prompts already Augie,
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Iya goes, I who goes? Yeah. It's a city I believe
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in Turkmenistan, And if you'd like, I can spell it for you.
41:34
No, I can kind of get an idea North. Sorry. The correct
41:42
answer was South interesting Stevie, Zama. It's spelled z A m A and
41:52
it's in Japan. If that helps, Oh, it does not, but
41:58
I'm gonna say neither. The correct answer was North. Final two prompts was
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difficult, Alcatraz South correct and earns you a point. How don't ask?
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I don't know. I don't know, Stevie, Zambia North is correct and
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earns you a point. But why we've reached the end of our game.
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Do either of you want to make a guess? That's what the rules of
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the game are? Want one of you might have to last chance? Sure,
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Stevie, Stevie, do you think the rules of the game are?
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The rules are? The directions are in correlations with the letters in the names
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of the places. Can you be more specific? These are north because it's
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and it's turned sideways and ship like. Is that it? No? Damn
43:17
it? I thought, no, that is not correct. Would you like
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to make a guess or would you like to let it go to the scores?
43:25
I just let it go to the scores. Guess. In that case,
43:30
I have to tell you that the scores are tied, So I'm gonna
43:31
make a guess anyway. You each have four points. Wow, So now
43:37
to break the tie, one of you must guess the rules of the game
43:40
all day. You are up first because you did not take a guess.
43:47
They are they They are on the that side of the region, that cardinal
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direction of their regions. Uh no, this has nothing to do with maps,
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Stevie, that's what sucks. I kind, I'll give you a hint
44:14
after every guess that was your first one. Nothing to do with maps.
44:22
I really don't have anything. I can't think. Uh, this is so
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hard. Uh if they were not that it has to do with maps.
44:34
Fuck. If it's within the first few letters of the alphabet, it's north.
44:42
If it's in the next section, it south. No, no,
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no. I will tell you that you are on the right track. That
44:47
it has something to do with the spelling of the words. But that's not
44:51
quite it. And we'll go back to Augie. Huh, spelling the worse.
44:58
But that's not quite it. Is it? The direction used in songs
45:14
about these places? I know? I mean, I mean, I would
45:20
love to hear this song about out world? Right. Oh my gosh,
45:24
this is so difficult. How many people have already gotten this? That's all
45:28
I want. If you've already gotten this before we did, call in our
45:30
emails you've never been south of Hell? Oh my goodness. Now that I'm
45:35
aware of I'm trying to think of a hint that won't immediately give it away.
45:42
It might not I mean for some Yeah, for us, it might
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help to take a look at the ones that were neither and see if there's
45:52
anything unique about them. Yeah, that's the difficult part. M hmm.
46:02
And Stevie, I'll be looking for your guest next. Oh crap, you
46:07
just gave a guests and now it's your turn. If they don't have double
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letters, they are north and if they do their so no, fuck,
46:20
like you were closer before. I know you're kind of flailing a little bit.
46:30
Oh, I am gonna sircive me if i'd give that as the I
46:35
will. You know what the hint now is that I'm only interested in specific
46:42
letters. O. You're up? Hmm? Okay? Is it? Uh?
46:58
The letters? Oh my god? The letters begin and end cardinal ry
47:07
direction wise, so like os are neither because they don't end in the direction
47:13
north or south, whereas like Amherst T. I genuinely thought you were on
47:21
the right track there and then you veered off violently and so no, that
47:24
is incorrect. To successfully determine the direction, you would need to place all
47:34
the letters in the alphabet somewhere in particular. I have no idea. Please
47:47
letters know? How is that? So? I don't understand. Oh my
47:57
god, because even that's a norse. I'm worried that I'm even driving our
48:00
audience mad. Probably are you guys crazy if you are right in the errand
48:05
and let them know? Yeah, complain, because holy balls, I really
48:07
have no idea, dude, I am not kidding, all right. Uh
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oh no, Stevie, your guests give me whatever you got, man.
48:21
Uh if it's got it. Oh, and if it's got a vowel in
48:23
it, how about that? No, I am I'm not looking for specific
48:28
letters. I can't find. Your next hint is that this is about the
48:31
first and last letters of each place. Okay, hmmm, somehow the hint
48:49
that I thought would give it away has confused Aggie even more. All I've
49:01
got is nothing, crazy, dude, I don't know, man, Even
49:14
with the first and last letter, they they all right? Unless I wrote
49:16
these all wrong, which wouldn't surprise me. Did I misspelled Canada? Somehow?
49:22
I need your guess. Well, my guess is that the first and
49:34
last letter when I do you want to pass? Pass? Yes, that's
49:46
the word I'm looking for, Stevie. I will give you one last hint,
49:52
and then I will let each of you make one final guess that's fair.
49:55
The last the last hint is that to do this, you would need
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to place the letters A through Z on a line leading from north to south.
50:05
A at the northmost island, Z at the southmost end. So between
50:08
the first and last letters the direction on a compass okay and oh, based
50:15
on the where they are in the alphabet is the quadrants are in. I
50:17
mean, yeah, I was looking for the part about the ones that were
50:21
neither Oh, that we're right in the center or negative? No, take
50:30
one more look, and I'm gonna let you try and correct yourself. What
50:32
what is? What is? What are the ones that were neither have in
50:36
common? I don't even know. I'll give if you can correct it,
50:43
if you can give it to you. Either neither. They both started in
50:47
the same place, didn't they if you were to grid them out, if
50:52
you were going north to south right, and the letter at the beginning as
50:57
representative of the north is a north line right, So how could it be
51:02
neither? How could it be neither? That it doesn't move, it's the
51:07
direction that it moves, because there's twenty six of them, from C to
51:13
A. You're going up, so you're going north where for m to Oh,
51:19
yeah, you're going south because you're going descending order Ohio is Oh,
51:23
so you're not going anywhere. Job, that's it. That's exactly what I
51:29
was looking for. Yeah, it was which direction are you going? If
51:35
this first letter is your starting position and the last letter is your ending position,
51:38
and A is north and Z is south, which direction are you going?
51:43
And the ones that start and end with the same letter are neither because
51:46
you're not going anywhere. You're just there. You're just staying put. Yeah,
51:52
that was so confusing, so fucking I apologize. I genuine no,
51:58
I geninely thought it was eier than that, because, like I started off
52:01
like, you know, hey, it matches the direction you'd actually be going
52:05
right in Mexico, north and south. I'm like, But then I was
52:08
like, let's throw in some fictional places. And then I was like,
52:10
okay, to give it away. I'm going to make the last places start
52:14
with A and end with Z or start with Z and end with A,
52:16
and then you're going you're obviously going north and south from there. Looking but
52:20
you guys were like so confused. Yeah, I'm like, it's got to
52:23
be some vowels like honestly, there was twenty questions there, right, yeah,
52:29
there were full full time. Yeah, No, it was a blur.
52:31
I heard five questions and then we were guessing back into Yes, thinking
52:37
back at it though, it makes sense, Wow, Holy like always it
52:42
always makes sense, always make sense. Now you're trying to figure it a
52:45
shit out? All right? Well at home, I hope you weren't as
52:49
perplexed by this fence where. If you weren't, please feel free to let
52:53
me know I'm an idiot and complain. I don't mind. If you got
52:57
an idea for this type of game, send it directly to me, not
53:00
to either of these guys because give it away. But yeah, and you
53:07
can contact me at my new author email if you like. Fane t h
53:13
A n E at b F Y t W pod dot com. That's my
53:16
official author email from now on. Super excited about that, as I am,
53:22
of course about the book. But in any event, I'm getting off
53:25
track. I'm jumping into the ending and we haven't even finished the game.
53:29
A wins and gets four to two. I score four to two. He
53:35
has won the episode. Gloss over that win. Stevie got half of it,
53:39
but he didn't get the whole thing, and I had to Aggie struggled,
53:45
but he did keep smelling it as it was literally piecing it together.
53:50
I was watching the numbers, and you know, it's very very good.
53:55
He's very very good. Guys, It's been another fun game. I hope
53:59
you enjoyed it. I hope people listening at home enjoyed it as well.
54:01
We got a lot of stuff coming up. As we told you, we
54:04
have Little Con, then we have episode two hundred, and then MAGFest or
54:07
something in that order. I think I think MAGFest might actually happen around episodes.
54:12
It's going to be close. But we're recording episode two hundred separately and
54:16
then editing the whole thing together so we'll be ready for release dates. So
54:21
look forward to that. We got big plans for it and it's going to
54:22
be a lot of fun. So I hope to see you there. But
54:27
in the meanwhile, I want to say thanks to my brilliant gentlemen friends for
54:30
coming along and being so much fun. I want to thank the gate Leapers
54:35
for putting us in such a silly mood and giving us a lot of energy
54:37
to allow us to carry through and record a second show immediately after theirs.
54:42
We literally had so much fun that we were all buzzing afterwards. And look
54:47
forward to that episode by the way, by the friggin way, Like we
54:52
told you, it was one of the funniest things we've ever done in our
54:54
lives. Oh my god, I cannot wait to see the video of this,
55:00
and not wait I can I'm excited. Yeah, you're gonna see the
55:04
stuff you weren't here for. Yeah, you're gonna lose your mind and some
55:07
of the stuff I did out of context here for most of it. Yeah,
55:10
it's a and even I'm like, yeah, catch, catch It's awesome,
55:15
It's great. Uh, So look forward to that. You can always
55:19
catch out catch up with what we're doing on our website b fy t w
55:22
pod dot com, home of my author email ha ha uh. And you
55:28
can also catch up with us on our various social medias. You can find
55:30
me at pantsil Sera and you can find Stevie app. You can find yet
55:36
Get You're a right. You can find my brother at Kerosene Letter. He
55:38
did our music for this in most other episodes of the show. Uh,
55:42
and please check out his LP his story, which is a great ep It's
55:46
fantastic. I called it an LP I think by accident, but anyway,
55:51
it could. It's a record. Yeah, why not ask for yeah?
55:57
Yeah, tell him, tell him you want that ship in vinyl yea.
56:01
And of course I also want to mention that thank you to Casey for giving
56:06
us a voicemail. Finally, after weeks about bitching about not having one,
56:10
thank you, somebody finally recorded a voicemail and send it in and thank you
56:14
so much. We really appreciate that, as we appreciated your comments as well.
56:17
It was all the Casey Show during our our voicemail and comments section today,
56:22
but anyone can join in and leave us the voicemail. We deeply appreciate
56:27
it. Go to our website bfy tw pod dot com, go to the
56:30
contact us section and there is a voicemail widget there that will let you leave
56:32
a ninety second voicemail, or if you have trouble with that, as Casey
56:37
did, you can always record it individually, like on your phone or whatever
56:39
and then send it to us over email at BFYTW podcast at gmail dot com.
56:45
I almost left the cast out BFYTW podcast at gmail dot com. Why
56:52
don't we have a bfy TW at bfytw pod dot com website. We do.
56:58
We no either one. The Gmail I think is more is more checked,
57:05
Yeah, yeah it is. I'll make one if there's not one.
57:08
I'm pretty sure that all right. If if there, if there is a
57:10
need for one. But but Gmail still isn't charging, so not yet,
57:15
give it time. It doesn't we're out. Yeah, then we out.
57:19
Then we're using our own emails. But anyway, I want to thank everybody
57:22
for listening, Thank my boys for jumping and playing games with me. That
57:25
is going to be it from us, and why because you. That's why.
57:31
Nothing personal, Everything personal