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Episode 241: Michael J. Fury · Not That Serious

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The shorts is all right, don't be don't be dissuading, Nick. I'm
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trying to help you. You ain't trying to help nothing. You ain't trying
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to help nothing. Your buddy, your buddy, and one pair of nigga
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yeah, yours, and you're trying to justify your shit, and everybody's telling
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you no, not everybody. Just YouTube. Good thing, we mean recording
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man, good thing. But would you look at that all the way down?
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Wait, that was Mike, Yeah, yeah, Mike, your volume
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was yeah damn, I was licking up that another mic picking probably, I
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don't know. I was just test anyway. We're just going to No,
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I'm telling you you're good. So we're just gonna go ahead. Hey man,
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I don't We're just gonna go The red lights is fucking the red lights.
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It's the red lights, you know what? You know what? This
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is the perfect time. I've seen a lot of people staying they don't appreciate
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it. When I get in my bag. Let me tell you that's four
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of us in this room right now. Let me tell you sho New York,
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New York. Let me tell you something, mad, Let me let
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me tell you something. This podcast, this ride of Thames. He wasn't
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the fuck up. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something
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right here. I'm gonna pluss this button as much as I please, because
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he smashed the button game for everyone. I've seen you one comments random user
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ninety nine. I had to stop, but I don't give the fun.
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Stop listening. Care we all care that easy. Real phases of probot to
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YouTube. I don't want you to listen, real weird, be real.
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It's just him in the background, like you wait, stop listen. I
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don't care about you not listening to Damna, keep listening. Ain't gonna be
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man. You're gonna be mad, your mom gonna be man, everybody gonna
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be there. Ain't gonna stop because I run this motherfuck around here. I'm
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telling if it gets mad at me. But he's quiet right now. I'm
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gonna keep going. He's mad at everything specifically, like he's dead on the
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inside. He's found a new life, you win. He's just understand.
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In the group chat that day, he was smiling in the year perk thirties,
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baby dicks, you feel me well? Man was violent? What's going
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on? Everybody? You did it? Yeah, you did it? Said,
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Oh, this is what I do. Baby, you know what the
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next bitchmark is? No, No, it's three minutes, that's the next
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five. You made it five? Nah, that was really now No,
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it wasn't complete three mans because oh you right the fuck baby, they're not
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doing that shit. You're not doing that shit. Your fault it is.
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I love seeing those calls so much. It's like, who's in charge of
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the intro song? That so annoying? That's not the song the song you
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are. No one would ever make a song that just look back that people
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think that that's the song where it just pretty pressed play and it restarts itself,
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not the time. The bad thing is that comments on YouTube where they're
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watching you do it, so them going like, who doesn't like you can
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just watch them doing it? Pressed the button repeatedly. Let's they literally didn't
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don't like them too like after even yea, they actually don't. I can't
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help you with the little listening. I thought it was pretty good. Exactly
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whoever the original shout out to forgot his name. Elijah Earl. I know
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that nigga gonna listen to more Elijah Earl. He made that ship like five
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years ago. I know he stopped listening to us for like fifty dollars on
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a throwaway twenty dollars. Yeah, he don't listen to the more side.
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He should eat worth ten thousand now, should have got to ride baby ten
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thousand one. Talking over for a meal now, nigga, he works a
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meal now, nigga. Nigga took fifty dollars, he should grab the royalties.
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We did that, nigga like motherfucker mother like uh motown Verry Gordy,
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disass, give me all your rights for a Cadillac. Souped that nigga like
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the Clark's sisters. You see what you heard that when she did what then
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one of the um m you were, you were one of the collections.
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She like sold the rights to like everything for like a car. Oh Jesus,
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awesome, awesome nutshit really bro Yeah, that's why the ain't going on
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tour. And her sisters were very pissed at her, like it was just
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back like years ago, years ago. She she sold like her rights or
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something like something like her future rights for like a yeah, like a like
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a caddy. Nigga like white walls a caddy digging all the mothers. That's
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sick. Well, I looked that up. But yeah, go ahead.
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It was something crazy like that. I remember seeing it, like the little
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adaptation. Yeah, I'm pretty sure Loretta Loretta Devine? Was it that?
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She's in everything? Uh? Yeah? You ever seen her back in the
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day? Was she horny? Our stopped? Yeah? I swear Loretta Devine?
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She was in um, she was in dream Girls. She was in
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dream Girls, the live one with Jennifer Holiday. Ten out of ten,
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swear to guy. M hmm, I wanted she probably really huh, I
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wouldn't go ten. Let me say, let me see eight point seven.
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Let me say eight point seven, that's not that's not a good picture.
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That one. No, it was what I call you, Julian from that
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what you think about jewels? Come on bro? Sorry? All right,
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well be that ass hit to may This is not that serious podcast aka the
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greatest podcast in the world. I am one of your hosts, Michael Elsie
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Kennan's in the Builder lamont aka dot Wall m J. All right, yeah
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man, and we're here. I have my sister joining us in the background.
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She will not be saying much as she is a woman in that as
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her place. Uh. Ok, nice, where my bad? We're gonna
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move on and push because I want to address it. Um, because lake
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who beat the hood through els? But what's going on everybody? Huh?
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I mean I'm not gonna you know, you know what the deal man,
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everything's in the lake Tree social media is. But I will highlight Patriot,
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but I will take the time, take a pause to get here. What's
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it called the bag? What's the theme of the wedding? Oh? Money
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right, that's where we need. So you're gonna so you're gonna subscribe to
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that Patreon aka money now. We got three five and fifteen dollars tiers.
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Um, make sure you subscribe. Man, got extra content, different things,
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audio visual. You know, we don't just do podcasts on their extra
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podcast content, you know, answering questions. We even got you know,
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little activities, uh us trying different foods and chips and nasty soldas? Do
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you put the nasty soldas out yet? Well that's coming, so leave us
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out? Sure find you you'll find out. Don't find out you find out
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because we ain't gonna tell you. We ain't gonna tell why will we tell
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you that it's a surprise because I don't even know. Surprise for us too?
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You you you you find out, you tell us it's not there,
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what do we do? And then bye bye? You know by your outrageous
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The man in different response me, keenans are gonna watch ghetto Gaggers and then
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yes, yes, and Lamont, I'll be honest. I'm we're gonna be
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watching episode of Guys. Gonna be reruns from me. Yeah, Nat,
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I like that. We both said. The screen shot at the bro we
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got like ten eleven. I'm like, damn, these things just watching fans
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have these people even made it that far? They were just typing of g
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because they seen it. So yeah, we're gonna watch that. Though it's
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gonna happen. Man, you know it doesn't have to happen. We said
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it happened. Has happened, We say, a man, did I agree
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to it? Send those emails? Yes? I did, did so it
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was so annoying. Did you send an email? Then? Didn't? They
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then didn't take out the thing where it's like, hey, company, insert
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company here, you send that one of the template name of the name of
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money suckers, like some of the accounts like you gotta make you gotta actually
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make an accounts becoming affiliate as far as damn No, that's we'll talk about
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it. Lay. We're gonna get the business the fuck going up? Um
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but yeah, so yeah, make sure you check all those things. A
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lot of good things coming across the way, you know what I mean?
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Um yeah, so speed to good things. Um. Do you see that
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I like the videos about what was it? What of our videos can tell
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you right now? Louie Louie Young? Now I saw that it was probably
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the Cheesecake John because that's still circulating every That got me excited. Yeah,
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seeing you lout Young in the in the likes, he's hilarious. Yaound up
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literally shout out of Maggie City. Um, I've been there. I have
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to get this pretty would go back. Yeah, we talked about it.
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I mean, it should be better next time. Yeah, she was kind
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of mit, it should be better next time. Yeah. The wings were
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good though, the food was good. They was just like the size of
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your pinky Also it's very small in there, which was a little shocking.
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But they did had one little short girl that was actually doing like all the
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actra backs from the ship. That's the best shore viberty in my life.
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Where she better than the girl that took a bath? Yes, that we
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saw, Yeah, no one. Now she had the aerial game on on
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like she was entertaining the other one. Yeah, the one we saw.
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She when she came out, squirrel, and she left clean, cleaner than
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when she came in. Ya, that's that's subjective. But no, no,
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Na, she was soaping water. It was so water. She was
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cleaner because first first she put the little blow and dark pant on herself.
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Yeah, and then she had to wash it off with so. Yeah.
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I was drunk as fuck that night. I don't know how y'all even remember
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the details, my nigga. I'm I was the one that finished them half
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bottles. I was going, I thought about throw up in the fucking uber.
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I'm like, yo, this driver is driving slow as speeding up my
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guy. I don't even know what but mom racing a bitch. I wait
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time I got to Airbnb to throw up happy stuffed my TI the other day
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only cried for twenty minutes, exactly, we need her general super Weenie something
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am I. It's a funny episode. Sorry, it's so many yea every
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episode, every every day anyway, Yeah, done. It was almost Pipeline.
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It gonna be a solid forty minute ninety episode just popped in my head.
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I was the first four seasons of solid forty minutes of just gold.
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Fastest facts. I saw that. I was like, I hate you for
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that. I hated them for that. But was the video that one podcast
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talking about the fastest fictional character, the fastest thing? I saw it?
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So one nigga said flash, yeah, and then the other nigga said sonic,
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like some super sonic verdon of Sonic. And you know what? The
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last one said, the quick stert Why isn't isn't me do it again?
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He was fastest though he was raised so fast and circles ain't disappeared, sped
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out of his atoms. Fucking Wiley West wasn't even that fast. No,
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but the Flash is so fast you can go back in time? Right.
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Yeah, I saw the movie. You see the movie? The movie was
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I'm gonna see it tomorrow. The mixed things about the movie m all we're
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gonna talk about it. Sure, I'm I'm gonna see it for Darlins.
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Yea spoilers. He goes fast, he goes fast, he goes back in
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time, he's kind of he's kind of quick. I don't know. I
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don't want to spoil it for you. The ball got some speed on him.
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He's not slow. That's definite. I'll just say. My biggest criticism
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of it was like some of the CGI, I feel like, in this
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today's day and age, it shouldn't look as bad as it does in the
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movie. We talked about that or for something else. Yeah, I don't
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know. I feel like twenty three it looked like someone did like a what's
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that called, like a pastel painting, and I was like, what is
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this supposed to look like this? Like it just looked like too Like brother,
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this doesn't look right. Yeah, I understand. Like I was,
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like, we were talking about the other movie. What we're talking about,
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was it Wonder Woman? M M Little Murmaid? Yes? Yes, yeah,
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he's kind of different. No, it's not because it's twenty twenty three.
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The technology is what it is, and these are studios with limitless amount
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of resources and money. I don't know about Limitless, but they have Disney
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is limitless DC damn near Okay, you say so. I mean, I'm
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sure it'll be fixed by the time of historaming platforms, just that they have
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time to fix it before it hit theaters maybe, ken. I don't know.
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So you want to do the real one? I don't think they're gonna
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do. Yeah, I don't. It's not real work. It's just that,
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you know, there's poppy editing. Yeah. Nah, I don't know.
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I don't know what the money's already been made at theaters. Yeah,
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yeah, but sometimes like they go back and fix things after it's hit the
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movie theaters. I don't think they like they might. I don't know.
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I don't know. Maybe I find a little hard to believe. I find
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that very hard. I mean that's something that that's something that they do do
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they do go back and retouch it after like once it hits like the like
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well DVDMA no, like when it hits yeah, like when like when they
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brought back like Lady in the Tramp finally come out of the Disney Bowl,
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like the Thirty Years with color corrected color. We remaster the Dumbo with less
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racist crews. They went from Midnight Black to a respectable up brown CRUs if
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we were voiced the cigars with peppermints. No, black mouse jumped black in
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mouse backwards. But again, I'm definitely gonna go see the Flash tomorrow.
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I said, I got to see a Little Mermaid. You know, I
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just watched the first song. We'll kind of forever. I finally seen it
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that you said the ending, right, do you agree with my like the
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last fifteen twenty minutes, it's murdered, should have murdered, came out,
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should have murdered anymore, kill him? Is that what you know? I
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said. What I was saying was I was good with everything into the last
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fifteen twenty minutes. It lost me, how though, because when did this?
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When did she learn how to fucking fight the suit man? No,
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that's not what I mean. I said learning how to actually physically fight?
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When did she ever do that? I mean she has a superpower suit,
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so it's like she just fight now black panther. Yeah, yeah, it
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comes you have the power. No, no, no, she's a black
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panther rests. No, there's learning, there's having the power of the black
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panther, and there's actually having and then fighting a guy, so not even
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fighting guys, just martial arts acumen. So Michael, let me tell you
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this that when you become the Black Panther, you get all the history of
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knowledge of the previous Black Panther, of all the ancestors of all as if
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they clarify that, then I'm good. But that's what happens. That's when
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you go visit the ancestors. Yes, well that's well, they don't say
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that, but like in the comic books, when you become the Black Panther,
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you get all the history of knowledge. It's called what's the word context?
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No, no, no continuity, no never, not in that ratire.
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But like storytell I guess storytelle whatever say that. So I know that
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this chick who was just a geek scientist one week she takes some sippy juice
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from the forest. Now she knows karate like nastiest hands. I mean,
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she wasn't all the fights prior shouldn't lasers. She may have something at some
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point there was nobody at some point there was and when the snapped, she
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was getting her ass kicked. Yeah, not kicked, maybe just like she
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was she basically when she didn't have her lasers because she didn't know what the
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hell to do. Geah, Sure she was getting ask and she was getting
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beat the fuck up, like she was getting beat up. But I just
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thought she should have been getting beat the fuck up way more and she would.
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Yeah, she had no chance against anymore unless they you know, depleted.
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It had drive this nick out, but put them in the sauna,
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and even then he was still strong as fun. So yeah, And the
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thing is in the comics, like I say, when we first talked about,
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he actually reaches the water really and kicks her ass. So she she's
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act supposed to lose that fight. She damn never did. I mean she
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should have died, honestly, I mean punctured hard Burier losses that back in
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a week. I was like, what the fuck? I didn't I said,
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I killed your mama said I'll be back in a week. I didn't
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think that was actually gonna happen like that. When you actually killed, I
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was like, damn, she really died? Like that was crazy. She
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won award for that movie, right, yes, okay, because she was
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acting high asshole, I'm pretty sure she didn't. I don't think she did.
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I think so, Yeah, he sleep It's alright, it's a back
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Yeah. I believe she did for a Black Panther do do yep. Best
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Supporting Actors right well, Golden Globe old she got bout. I mean,
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it's something, it's something, it's something good Academy Award nominated and I knew
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it. They gave it to Damie Lee Curtis for that dang screen movie.
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It wasn't The Scream. It was for Everything Everywhere, all at once,
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which is a good movie. But everyone was click that bitch. Oh you
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don't trust me. He's like, nah, I just want to I just
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want to see the categories. This is the podcasts of the Academy Awards,
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the Best Supporting Actress through the years, all the best Supporting Actresses ever,
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from nineteen sixty to now, really blind close one, really talking about what
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women want. Oh my gosh, sand backing that happened back in nineteen seventy
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five. Lily Tompkin really should have won for Nashville Times. We're being completely
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transparent, We're we're gonna be real about it. We know there's some politics.
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Final you know how that girl? How was Lee Grant's performance? Back?
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I agree with you? I agree wa uh speed I see aris on
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here. Who watched? I still need to watch it. I just seen
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last night. You watch it? But really, huh with the Michael Jordan's
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Shoe movie, Keenan doesn't care? Yeah I knew, so why don't you?
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But yeah, go ahead, Mike whatever. That movie was good.
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Really that was good? Hear? Um, Matt Damon is Sonny Vaccaro?
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Um? They got uh not? Ben Affleck is don't want to produce its
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buzz Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Yeah, Um, Martin Lawrence is in
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there? Really not Marlin, I'm I'm sorry. Chris Tucker, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, Chris. Chris Tucker is in there. He did a
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good job, Marlan Marl he did a good job, a good actor.
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Yeah, he's just fucking Google Wall. Yes, yes, yes, Nigga
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willis name like you see in bel Air? Was that Viola Davis as always
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great? As always? Michael Jordan's mom? So the thing played his dad?
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Random? Random dude? I don't remember his name? Julius ten fuck?
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Is that Michael Jordan's dad? Now it's time. I was about to
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say I was about to say could be, but was gonna say could be
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his actual dad? But no, I was gonna say his time is limited,
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all right, Mike, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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But the thing about that movie was, it literally is all about the creation
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of the ship. Like when I tell you, Michaels of all, you
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don't see Michael Jordan's character, like his face at all in the movie Good.
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Don't see his face Good. You only see like a bald head.
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No, it's not they had hair when he got drafted. Oh you are
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completely right, yep, yes, so when he got drafted he had you
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know, he had that half of fade. So that was back then.
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And then, um, I swear his character I want to I want to
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say, he says no more than eight words the entire movie Good. I
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think his longest line was Bulls Colors. And when they showed him the show,
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it was it didn't even show his face. It was just the back
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of his head, just to back of his head in the meeting, like
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Bulls, Bulls Colors. I'm like, oh God, but they did it
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so well. I was like, I don't need to see him because they
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showed the other stuff. It's not about him anyway, but not really.
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Matt Damon did a really, really, really good job. But it was
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like, what's so crazy? First of all, I forgot I didn't remember
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noticed know that. I knew that Did was big back then. I new
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Converse was big back then. The Converse was like that like that and Converse
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had irving birds and magic. Yeah, that was it. Converse was the
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basketball shoot And I know Mike was so heavy on Adidas Dick back then,
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but I mean Adas was a ship, like he was trying to be Adidas.
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He showed his first option was Adidas and Converse was his second choice.
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He didn't even want to meet with Nike really a back then, Nike was
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a joke team. Yeah, like their thing there was just a Nike was
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successful back then, but their thing was running shoes. Yeah, running shoes.
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And then they had just really got into basketball the basketball division, and
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the basketball division was kind of failing, and so that was kind of like
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they kind of pinned everything on Michael Jordan or like it's Michael or Bust,
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Michael or Bust or their basketball division is getting shut down. Wow. So
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they were like they were gonna do Charles. They were thinking about Charles Barkley.
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Uh uh, pat Ewing, some nigga named Mail Turpin. Oh that
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would have been that, that would have been God, Jesus Christ sinky.
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They wanted John John Stockton, Nah, yeah, very swaggerless Croc the stock
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Croci, the the Capitol Storm in two. But um yeah, like so
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they they were, um, they was like they were gonna put it on
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their original player was like, a We're gonna put it around three athletes,
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and then Son was like, nah, we're gonna put all the whole but
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like they literally put the whole budget paying Michael Jordan's and I don't know what
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two hundred and fifty thousand a year is now compared to like nineteen eighty something
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money. That's a lot of nineteen eighty something money, I believe it is.
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So, I mean that's a lot. It's crazy now, two hundred
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and fifty thousand a year for like four or five years, right, plus
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they had to get this nigga fucking Mercedes Benz and obviously the lifetime revenue piece
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or whatever the shoes made with all Jordans for all time. Yeah, the
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motherfucker. They showed the stats at the end of the movie. Niggas made
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four hundred million last year off the off the Jordan's alone doing nothing, doing
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nothing, he didn't do it nothing nickel, not a god big him thing.
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Just four hundred mil right there, nigga, that's more than Pat my
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Hoole's contract in one year. One year. Don't not working. You don't
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have to go to the office. What do you have to do for that?
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What do you mean, what do you had to do for that?
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What do you have to do? Any pus niggas in jail. I'm going
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my goat doing nothing again. I'm saying doing nothing like that's just off the
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revenue of the that got straight in his pocket, like it's crazy and like
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so that obviously that was the first deal of that ever happening. And also
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fun fact, I didn't know the founder of Adidas was a Nazi. Yeah,
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did not know that crazy historical factor. They mentioned that in the movie.
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I mean they had a Nazi death out. He was in the Hitler
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youth shout out the Hugo boss. That got some some real fresh fits.
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Your mind be winning. And they got some nice clothes. Okay, they
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got nice clothes, donkey. They had a store in Cherry Act like they
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don't exist, but no, no, no, I'm just saying, like
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so that all that money and then they were gonna pay. Obviously with the
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sneaker breaking the rules of the it was supposed to be fifty one percent white
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offering to pay his fines for the shoe. To rule back then was the
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fifty one percent of every sneaker has to be white. That's wall on the
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court. That is crazy. Obviously, they were like more red. It
29:47
was like literally the whole meal is like more Red. And they paid five
29:51
thousand dollars a game. They paid for his fines to shoe. This is
29:56
just just just it's like, it's just how I come. Like they they
30:00
just knew that they had some some they just knew that he had for Carl
30:04
just had a feeling yeah, and was like, well that's it, like
30:11
and boy was it worked out. I'm gonna see the movie. But they
30:14
didn't mention anything about his Amazon Prime Okay it is was in the theater.
30:18
That was months. Yeah, you know it don't take it for nothing,
30:22
they don't. It don't take but a few months where to get on streaming
30:25
and by Amazon anyway, like it was done by like Prime Studios or what
30:29
really, So they put it out to theaters and they were just like,
30:33
we take back it's us they didn't mention anything about his game. Warren sneakers
30:37
to be different than what they sell, right, what do you mean?
30:41
Because I don't know if it's a rumor or not, but they say that
30:44
the shoes that he wore in game were designed differently than the shoes that they
30:48
actually said, well they said. I don't know if they sat down,
30:51
but I remember in the movie they were saying, we're gonna tailor the shoe
30:53
to you, like in the minute they were paying, like we're gonna form
30:57
the shoe around you, blah blah blah how you play or whatever. Like
31:02
they basically like they literally put it all on this nigga da. So they
31:04
was like, this is the Jordan line. Yeah, and wash your name
31:08
was not for it. Phil Nike was not for that first. And but
31:14
then you know, he gave in and made they made a shit ton of
31:19
money, a fuck ton of money even richer now because he just sold the
31:25
fucking uh mornings yeah part uh. He ain't set all of it and he
31:30
just sold them, sold part su as long as he don't got to make
31:33
no more, hecaision because whatever he sold was for like a billion. I
31:36
mean, yeah, but I don't think he sold all of it. I
31:40
think he just sold like his trolling. Yeah, trolling good because he needs
31:45
to not make no more decisions because his decisions have been very bad. Isn't
31:48
Jakeole down there now? Yeah? Yeah, Jacole got a little bit more
31:52
more mediocrity. Yeah, I love Jacob. What the fuck does he though?
32:00
Playing basta? How about you not produce your own wraps? Start with
32:05
there? You want to do every fucking thing else? Please stop producing Jacob,
32:07
please some other niggas beats. Yeah we like you like that then,
32:13
but yeah, I'll just just like watching that movie, like, damn this
32:16
it's so iconic. Bro. Yeah, so it's so he's good. He's
32:22
like literally a mythles that is like, ain't nothing touching that shit. I'm
32:25
sorry, I'm not trying to be a hater, and I'm really not trying
32:29
to bring anybody else into this, but it's like, I'm I don't see
32:32
us in twenty years or thirty years doing a Lebron Sneaker movie. I just
32:38
there's gonna be a Lebron movie for sure, but sure just sneakers. I
32:42
mean, he got a movie coming out now he does, which, no,
32:45
wild fuck you doing that? We already got it already. Yeah,
32:50
we already got the story of your high school. You did that movie a
32:52
long long time ago. Days he didn't do that, Yeah, he got
32:57
it. It wasn't wasn't it a documentary? Yeah? So now this is
33:00
gonna be actual movie. Though, what's the difference? Don't tell the same
33:04
story. Documentaries and movies are different. It's gonna tell the same story.
33:07
But who cares? What's the story though? Who cares about that team?
33:10
You care? I like, there's no conflict. Where's the conflict? He
33:15
doesn't? Never, dad, Oh oh, you know, I still don't
33:22
think about what Like he just has to be like sick beyond sick, like
33:31
even if he's like even he's definitely attempted to come back by now, right
33:36
of course apparently hasn't. I mean it's never. That's some integrity right there.
33:42
I mean, that's a real dead beater, yo. If you see
33:50
it, because Lebron Jay's the best player, you still don't even try to
33:52
come back. You gotta respect that, even you gotta respective off. He's
34:00
all like that that nigga, Fuck that nigga. That was expensive. Yeah,
34:09
never, that was never a thing like Lebron Lebron's dad has never been
34:14
like and that scene or heard of. If I was there, you wouldn't
34:17
be as great. You're welcome. That has to be what he said,
34:21
right like the boy, Like I'm saying, Bobby, come on, come
34:28
on now call him by name, the middle name, to bring up to
34:34
make something, bring up the familiarity, familiarity, you know, I came
34:37
up with that right here, come on, baby. You gotta be kicking
34:42
himself. Bro. But yeah, I just say, like, Bro,
34:45
I don't I don't think we ever gonna see another nigga like this. As
34:51
far as like mythos, it's like right now because you have to think of
34:54
all the different factors, like the fact the fact that basketball was kind of
34:59
like not dying, but it wasn't nigga see basketball. It just wasn't going
35:04
where they thought it would be going. And then social media wasn't existing,
35:07
so everything was like really like a mythos because you hear about the games,
35:12
not everyone got to see him like you can watch every single game. You
35:15
know. It's also crazy. I think that also helped them niggas a lot
35:19
back then. To you they don't have social media, Yeah, that it
35:22
limited the access He said that he literally said that, not to the game.
35:25
I'm talking about to them as people. Yeah, but people like yeah,
35:34
like I don't gotta watch I don't have to see corny quotes of Michael
35:39
Jordan talked about, you know, enjoy your time in the sun because I'm
35:43
still shining. Where the fuck day last? Yes, the other day,
35:45
like nigga, I don't you know what I'm saying. Yeah, like have
35:52
some cook nigga. Whatever they said back the Nuggets or something like that.
35:59
It's okay. I don't understand why they were talking about them anyway. But
36:02
still because he did some whole shit Cuban link Malone, he said, Mike
36:08
Malone was turning up. He was like, he took the l just couldn't
36:13
leave gracefully. He did, He made some lots of a while White back
36:16
nigga, Shut the fuck up. You are coming back. He's not coming
36:21
back now. He's definitely coming back. But man, you had a thing
36:23
like you didn't take that booty ass team all the way to the Western Conference
36:27
finals. You go through all that shit, you get fucking torched. He's
36:30
like, man, what he was upseting? What the fuck you think was
36:34
gonna happen. It ain't two thousand and Maine no more. Nigga. You
36:37
Oh, I thought maybe some people could pick up the slack. Anthony Davis,
36:44
you are stupid for believing that. Davis, you're dumb for believing that
36:49
he didn't have a dumb for believing that. And Anthony Davis, he's dumb
36:55
for believing that. I'm making sure we're talking about Anthony Davis. Anthony eyebrowed
37:00
Davis, you are dumb for believing that nigga is gonna pick up the slack.
37:05
Why he did every out of game? No, that was the thing.
37:14
The whole playoff series games. Every other game was like weird though as
37:17
wigged games. He shit the bed. I'm afraid of even numbers. I
37:22
almost called that the nigga, Like, Yo, where's Chris Bosh and his
37:25
bad heart? Like okay, I don't think it's as hard, it's like
37:30
his kidneys. No, it was just as hard. It was hard.
37:32
I thought it's like his kid speaking out hearts bro, Jeff Jeff Green almost
37:37
died, Like damn, they're fifteen years ago. Nia is still banging on
37:39
niggas. Yeah, hes not supposed to be playing basketball no more. Not
37:42
at all, not even a little bit at high thin air altitude too.
37:46
Yeah, taking flight, playing at a very high boy, Yeah, nig
37:51
almost died and you got a ring before Chris bawl. That's crazy. Wow,
37:54
that niggas, that niggas, that niggas doing, go go now.
37:59
So they said, no, that's gonna be. That's either gonna be a
38:01
buyout or he's gonna get traded to they said, the Clippers of the Lakers.
38:05
He's better not come to fucking Lakers late. Now let me let me
38:12
get you. I want you to be to leave your parent for the Banana
38:15
Boat reunion now because Draymond, Draymond and Chris Paul are going to be Lakers.
38:20
No, no, not shit, no, not if that happens,
38:22
that's gonna be so natty. They imagine all them old as niggas on the
38:25
core. It's not Can we talk about will be sharing ice backs? Can
38:37
we talk about Tony? Wait? Can we talk about that crazy so?
38:45
Or should we talk about should we talk about I'm happy for him? Happy
38:50
for him? Yeah, because he said that first of all, his son
38:52
was diagnosed with autism, right, so then he actually got tested too,
38:57
And they're like, yeah, it looks like you got some autistics, you
39:00
got a touch of theutism. And he was like, I'm relieved because I
39:04
always felt different and I feel like and that's why I felt bad, because
39:07
I'm like, yeah, he probably always felt like something wasn't right something.
39:10
Imagine living like that, always thinking like, yeah, something's not right with
39:14
me. I don't know what it is, and you finally get an answer
39:16
like, oh, yeah, I'm autistic, like your late thirties. He's
39:27
like thirty thirty thirty one. Yeah, he's a late thirties. Like you
39:31
found that out today. If I found out I was, I wouldn't be
39:36
too surprised, honestly. But that explains a lot. Yeah I'm here now.
39:44
Yeah. A lot of people were like up and arms, like why
39:46
does it matter? Blah blah blah, all this crazy of autism. Like
39:50
bro, because it's a real thing. It's real. It's really easier for
39:53
people to know and like deal with it then just exactly like he was like,
39:58
what's wrong And it's not like all it was like a made up thing,
40:00
even though people think that it is. It's a spectrum. It's not
40:04
me. It's like add yeah, and it's not like and there's plenty of
40:07
people who have autism and are completely functional, So it's just a spectrum.
40:10
Like he was Nicolas a full NBA play, a full blown professional athlete,
40:15
made millions on the spectrum. Can he play in the Special Olympics? Wow?
40:20
Well, Elsie, I don't think so. Well at not, I
40:25
don't. I assume there's some criteria you have to make, like not be
40:30
what's the criteria? I don't know. I don't think he's on that criteria.
40:34
Can we look up? Did you know? You know? Sure we
40:37
can? Did you know that you can bet on the stuff? You bet
40:40
on the Special Olympics? Now you bet? They just know they just made
40:45
that. They just passed. Oh you can't. Yeah, you can't bet
40:49
on that because if you can, and Tony Snells and the specially stop it,
40:54
you're putting the over every time, putting it in the over for anything
41:00
he's involved in America. Yeah, oh boy. We don't really got to
41:10
dive deep until you know the qualifications to join a specially, we can't.
41:22
So so technically I have it. I've just been looking at it. Oh,
41:30
I mean, I'm just looking at it. Like we can say that
41:32
if you want to listen to want to hear what it says. Special athletes.
41:37
Special Olympic athletes are people who are eight years old and older who have
41:42
an intellectual disability. I don't think autism falls into that. Intellectual Yeah,
41:49
autism can be an intellectual disability. But I don't think he's not a warm
41:52
of autim He's not that autistic. His brand. He's able to play NBA
41:58
basketball. I think his intellect said his brand of autism. Yeah, it's
42:01
right, he doesn't. He might have something simple as ass burgers. Yeah,
42:08
highly, I'm not gonna say simple as that, but but like nine
42:14
yeah, yeah, yeah, So like I don't think, yeah yeah,
42:17
that's like the one there's a dude on the last chance you he was autistic.
42:21
He played basketball, Yeah I didn't watch, but his thing like he
42:23
had like sensory issues. So like if it was like you're clapping too loud
42:29
getting let's go, that's crazy. He's off his game quite literally, so
42:37
like like the game, so what would happen was like it would like if
42:43
the game was like going it was like too much going on at one time,
42:45
he would just like he was just bro. He would just like go
42:52
to the locker room. Yeah, and he was like the best player,
42:54
so like it would be like a tight situation of the game and he's just
42:58
folding Broome sound like the whole game be like a free throw. Yeah,
43:01
pretty much, pretty much. He would just beat in the locker everybody,
43:05
everybody quite awaking, like I just can't do it no more. It was.
43:07
It was pretty crazy. It was crazy. It was that was that
43:15
was wild. But shout out him. I forget his name, but this
43:21
differ. I think his autism is actually a little bit worse than Tony Snails
43:23
either way. Not that we look not ideal, not not ideal, not
43:29
what power forward? He's a power forward, So I was about the other
43:37
kid. He was like a powerful sell a small forward. He's a wing
43:40
defender. So he was guarding like Lebron. Is he in the league right
43:43
now? Yeah, he's not done yet. Now he's not doing it.
43:45
He was just on the buck. No, not the Bucks, you're playing
43:47
for the G League. What happened Tony Tony? I mean, yeah,
43:52
games have him pouring up zero stats. So I mean a couple of memes
43:58
of that, bro Okay, push it forward ahead, powering ahead. Uh.
44:09
I saw the movie Black The Black Name last week, I didn't get
44:14
to say a happy birthday to my mom because we didn't talk about But yeah,
44:16
happy birthday to my mom. Nice less she listened to something. Maybe
44:22
here my family listens. Okay, all right, Yeah, I'm actually about
44:25
to get a whole bunch of text messages late Happy birthday. We're gonna tell
44:30
her yourself. Excuse me, I told her, but I want to tell
44:37
her on my platform. Nice what I got this power for. I've got
44:44
this cloup for if I'm not gonna use it right away exactly, Happy birthday
44:46
to her, Happy and happy Juneteenth, Happy Fathers Day, happy all that
44:50
shit. None of us fathers do them? Nope? Nope? Yeah yeah,
44:59
father that a snuck up on me. I'm not gonna lie. You
45:01
didn't get your dad anything. I got himself. But it's like a couple
45:04
of days before I was like, oh shit, it's father's dad. I
45:07
don't chance see my dad was birthday. I called him that. We talked
45:10
fas be having a rough bro. Yeah, they don't get about fathers,
45:15
Noah. I heard some stories. Some co workers told me some stories.
45:19
Today fathers are very unappreciated, all right. One co worker told me how
45:25
I like, yeah, First of all, he didn't get dinner. He's
45:31
like, you know what I need for Father's Day? I was like,
45:34
what you wawa? HOI dad to get myself? Damn god. They got
45:38
a whole family, yeah, yes, a nuclear family, and what did
45:45
they need? They went? Apparently they went to somebody else's. They they
45:51
had McDonald's or something without him, or they went to somewhere else to eat.
45:53
Man. They weren't even think about him. It was like, you're
45:55
hungry, yo, Like we didn't Dad something. Na, he's straight,
46:02
he's straight. You're really like eating with us anyway. Damn I hold my
46:07
life and I like that when I had bro Just no, no, no,
46:12
I'll be petty about it. You damn right. Oh, Christmas?
46:17
Remember Father's Day? Yeah? Remember Father's Day? You don't. I don't
46:22
don't remember Christmas Day? You do one day? Give me a tie,
46:29
give me something. All they do is advertise ties, socks, uh fucking
46:36
uhs and grill ship. That's it. Did you have some for your day?
46:43
No? Crazy crazy thing is his birthday was the day before. His
46:49
birthday was the seventeenth, and I thought that it was Sunday, so like
46:53
we had it. You fucked up twice. No, because I made up
46:58
for Saturday, got him a piece of cake and then like he was one
47:01
of like the little lighter ship. A piece of cake. Yeah, yeah,
47:05
that was his gift because by the time I realized that it was his
47:07
birthday, it was like kind of just just a piece. Where's the other
47:10
cake? Well, well I was at a cookout. Yeah, I got
47:13
well because we had the whole little cookout thing here Saturday some other nigga's birthday
47:17
and got a piece of cake. No, we had take here, So
47:21
I just grabbed a piece of cake that he already had. He didn't have
47:24
no kick, but you give Kate that was inside of his health. I
47:29
was already yes, and got the little torch thing. We sung him Happy
47:34
birthday and he bluts candle ate the cake. Well, I know one day
47:37
you left for Ay, but before you got to change. Well, I
47:40
will know why you don't make it to the next episode because he would have
47:45
killed you all in your sleep, because well, I'm here now, so
47:49
we could we passed the birthday now and still he might still be confimably how
47:52
to get away with it? Nah, he couch, That's why I came
47:53
here and stared us between nobody's gonna wish me happy birthday? You know what
48:00
a look different today? This is the last episode of this ship. Nah
48:04
man, we sunk bad birthday. He could give him, He's aid cake
48:07
that was already in this house and it was birthday cake cake, you know,
48:15
got him missed the birthday cake Father's Day. Good job, Greg Am,
48:24
I did my job. You you really didn't. You didn't we suck
48:30
him happy birthday on his birthday for his birthday? True, that's like the
48:35
bare minimum. My dad's simple birthday, mythday. My dad's a simple guy,
48:39
you know. Yeah, But anyway, I would asking what he wanted.
48:45
I think the last thing was to day was kke. He would say
48:49
nothing, like I want none. I think nothing might be better than cake
48:52
that you neglected to get him another time. You you you supbraded a milestone
48:58
with memento for I'm missed a milestone. Huh what I'm lost for Father's Day?
49:06
No, it was on his birthday. So we did a Father's Day
49:09
barbecue Saturday, and Saturday was his birthday birthday? Right, So Wester,
49:15
miss MOUs I'm sorry for his birthday. You got him a cake, a
49:21
piece of cake that was already here seven house from something you kind of already
49:27
forgot. M hmm. It's what I'm gathering. Like when y'all had that
49:31
cook at that it wasn't It wasn't a happy birthday, Miss Lawrence cook out.
49:35
No, it was just a regular No, it was a father's day
49:37
thing that we just did Saturday. It could have been a birthday party.
49:42
It could have been sure everyone everybody's birthday. Everybody? Are you sure a
49:46
birthday? They threw a fothers day event on his birthday and nobody was thinking
49:52
about it. It was like, I'm positive, do you just think his
49:55
birthday his father's day? No? I just got the day mixed up.
50:00
Is this a JW thing? Yeah? So here's there. Yeah, Like
50:04
people made a whole big I'm like, listen, we didn't talk about birthdays
50:07
in this house. So the fact that I just learned my past, I
50:10
had to put connection. I knew his birthday. I just got the days.
50:16
I understanding holidays last they had to drink. I had Christmas as a
50:22
kid. We just didn't had you had you had? I had Christmas.
50:27
I had Christmas to the kids you had? You had no time Shina not
50:34
no nigga celebrate Daylight savings. No, come come down, Kennan. It's
50:40
the guests for the snowfall, snowfall season, Salt Shine, niggat. It's
50:49
stowing for Gus Shine. Okay, that's good. Ahead, No no no,
51:02
it's snowing for Joseph, It's snowing for Abraham. It's snowing for my
51:09
whose hands? So the movie that blackenday for here? Thank you? I
51:14
saw the Blackening this weekend, shin, I don't that's already out. Yeah,
51:21
it came out for Juneteenth. Really, it came out Friday, Friday.
51:25
Isn't it is the girlfriend? Isn't the John from Insecuring there? Yeah?
51:28
Molly, Yeah, I'm glad to see her and stuff. Good.
51:30
Oh well, she wasn't good in it. She's not in it. Long
51:36
he didn't know them. It just came out. They just come out.
51:39
It just came out. Came out yesterday, it's okay or today? No,
51:45
no, no, came on Friday. But it's made not that big
51:47
of a thing. But you want to talk about a dumb black movie.
51:52
Oh no, like it was. It was just a dumb black movie.
51:55
I love it. I need to see like it was just that's my type
51:58
of the theaters. Yeah, bro, it was kind of steal on June
52:04
Tea. Yeah, okay, all right, it's on plex. I'm sure
52:07
probably you know what to do, ice man, but you know what to
52:13
do? You know what that mean? Bro? But later the whole movie
52:16
was just nothing but black tropes, black sitcom and just it was great.
52:25
But it was like over the top with it over over the top, with
52:29
it over the top with it. It was just amazing. It was just
52:31
amazing. And the funny thing is, out of the whole theater, it
52:36
was one white family sitting in there, really like a mom and a dad,
52:39
probably between the age forty or sixty, can't tell. He's knows some
52:43
white people age bad um and there and they're teenage daughter where they laughing?
52:49
I don't know. That's why. That's what I want to know. My
52:52
whole focus laugh a little too hard, But I just want to know what
52:58
about the trailer made them go, oh, we need to go see this
53:01
movie. As a fan, I didn't see these niggas die. They said,
53:04
I love scary movie. I love scary movie, and I'm scared of
53:08
black people. So hey put them together like Kenana was like, like,
53:13
as soon as the movie theater was none the last came on. K I
53:15
was like, you think they enjoyed the movie. I'm like, I hope
53:19
so should have asked him, like what y'all think of that? What I
53:21
think of that? They say? They say to the end, scala one
53:22
to ten. I feel like they was like, well, you know,
53:24
since Juneteenth is now a you know, recognized holiday, we should go see
53:29
the Blackening and get more information about June teenth. You know what, that's
53:32
funny. The fact that they stayed in to the end is a good thing.
53:36
But it would have been definitely would have been worse if they would have
53:37
got up been walked out halfway it Benner that had been like that racist standing
53:47
in front of the hallway said your ass back, don't let him leave.
53:52
I gotta see it though, But yeah, it was like just just a
53:54
stupid black movie, real stupid black movie. It's funny. It was good.
54:00
We need more of those, We need more stupid movies. Yes,
54:04
not everything has to be seeing the movies, and even not even just a
54:08
serious movie. The comedy movies are like to structure like let's just stupid movies,
54:15
Like let's just like movie. Man, Like, I wouldn't be surprised
54:21
if this whole movie was improv that's that's that's just the way it felt like.
54:27
I wouldn't be surprised if it was no script. And the thing is,
54:30
they got the premise of the movie from like an old like YouTube clip.
54:37
Yeah, yeah's an old sketch about the same thing, but like it
54:40
was like a BuzzFeed thing or something. Probably probably, but yeah, it
54:45
was just it was just just just black, stupidy at its finest. Nice,
54:50
I want to see it good, I was gonna say, speaking of
54:53
black, Yeah, did y'all see how they were talking about Chris Tucker versus
54:58
Martin like you had the better movies? M hmm, what do you think?
55:01
Let's do it real quick. I well, I need, I need,
55:06
I need a list. One second, Chris Tucker versus he didn't say
55:09
what you gotta say, Chris Tucker's dog washing Martin Lawrence somebody. I'm not
55:14
gonna I said that at first, but then I was like, I'm not
55:17
sure, Martin. Chris Stucker still scenes when he's not even the main character.
55:22
Chris, you got Chris Stucker movies up. I just looked at Chris
55:27
Stucker's just comography. It's very it's very lackluster. I got outside of outside
55:34
of rush hour and Friday. It's nothing, bro, nothing, it's nothing,
55:38
bro. Money talk, think about it, Money Talks? Was Coka
55:42
six? Would you say he didn't steal the show in that movie? What's
55:47
sixth sense? You said? The sixth sense? Yea, the fifth element,
55:51
fifth element, the sixth fifth element number like a woman? Yes?
55:55
Woman? Did you see that movie? I don't stole the show. He
56:00
hit the screen. He is the main character, and that I'm not even
56:04
he is the main character. He's the main character. I used to be
56:07
on TV all the time, on every time you turn the channel. Yeah,
56:12
I don't know, man, Martin got now unless let's go Martin now,
56:16
Bad Boy one and two? Yeah, right, Life, Big House
56:22
like Blue Street, Blue Street, Big Mama's House, Black Black Night,
56:30
National Security, Rebound, Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins. I just watched that
56:37
ship yesterday. That ship is fucking hilarious. It is death at a Funeral.
56:43
That movie was stupid. That No Death in the Futer was good.
56:47
That in the Futer was good. No, I wouldn't say this one for
56:51
u Kenan College road Trip. No, Yeah, I watched that, No,
56:55
no, I saw it, and definite you didn't like death in a
56:59
funeral? He count open Season he gotta he gotta animate him one and Open
57:01
Season was really good. He was the main character. He was the baron
57:06
Welcome Hole, Roscoe Jenkins. Holy shit, bro, what's the worst that
57:09
could happen? That was a good one. That was a good little bit
57:13
ye black Knight good. He was in the house party, do the right
57:16
thing. He was in Boomerang. What is the thin line between eleven hate?
57:24
That was a good one and talking strictly comedies like he got some he
57:30
got bangers? Bro, No, not singly don't. But I feel like
57:34
Chris Tucker's comedies and his movies it's better than Martin Lawrence and his But what
57:38
was it? Chris? What was Chris Tuckers, Rush Howers Yep, Friday,
57:43
Yep, Money talks And honestly, I'm gonna be I'm like I might
57:49
get a lot of fucking yeah, I usually did. What are you about
57:52
to say? Now? Did I look back at it? Friday? The
57:59
First Friday wasn't going what you say? It wasn't a good movie. No,
58:04
honestly, it was good. I'm saying Chris Chucker and Friday might be
58:07
a tad bit overrated. How to me, he made, he made,
58:13
he always made, He pretty much made made the movie. There's no Friday
58:17
anything without Chris Tucker. To me, next Friday's better. There's no next
58:24
Friday without the first Friday. You could said anything. That doesn't mean they
58:29
do. They don't do better. Who would have done a better Smokey Nobody?
58:36
Probably nobody. He's perfect with that role. But you don't need a
58:43
Smoky to the point where everybody everybody wanted a Smoky. Afterwards, you have
58:47
Day Day, Day day. It was a better sidekick. To me,
58:52
I like Day Day better. But why every Friday they was hoping that Smoky
58:57
came because niggas have nostalgia problems because what's the movie? And it didn't stopped
59:04
him from making two more? Nope, that's because he want doing them all.
59:08
He was above it. Dad didn't stop him. Gotta rush our bag
59:12
and didn't stopped them from making two more. Joe h But nobody's picking Mike
59:20
Apps over Chris Tucker. Though I don't know Mike Apps over Chris Tucker.
59:24
I would make a New Friday movie today. Give me give me my caps,
59:28
give me day day. I don't know about that. Today in twenty
59:32
twenty three, who do you want to see in the movie Chris Tucker my
59:37
caps in a comedy movie because I'll give me my caps. I'm sorry,
59:43
I'm taking Chris Tucker. Why he hasn't been in a comed movie in like
59:46
fifteen years, because he hasn't done any movies like fifteen years. He was
59:51
just in there. I just told you he wasn't there, and then before
59:53
that was Child's another comedy movie. No, yeah, So how is that
1:00:00
his fault? Like I said, he hasn't been a comedy movie, you're
1:00:04
not you're why are you a comedian? And you're not in the funny movies?
1:00:07
That's because nobody's booking you for funny movies. Or you don't think he's
1:00:13
so you don't think he hasn't been drying off for no funny movies. No,
1:00:15
just get the funk out of here, because he could at least be
1:00:19
in some bad funny movies. You know what I mean bad? You know
1:00:22
how many bad comedy movies Mike EPs is in. You don't think he can
1:00:27
land some bad movie? Rules like come on, maybe, come on,
1:00:32
come on Yeah, the nigga had a trash what Netflix Comedies say, uh
1:00:37
special a few years ago. We're talking about stand up that's different. But
1:00:43
if he can get that, why can't he do a movie? Stand up
1:00:47
is different? If he can get a special on Netflix, why can't he
1:00:51
get a bad comedy movie? Because I guess that's not what he's doing because
1:00:54
he doesn't want to do it. So you're telling me that Chris Tuger can't
1:00:59
get no good many movies in fifteen years, or he doesn't want to do
1:01:02
them, Michael, or he doesn't want to do comedy. So okay,
1:01:06
why would I choose a nigga who don't want to do comedy or somebody that's
1:01:10
doing comedy and doing it well? Is he still doing it well? Every
1:01:16
movie I see him and he steals the show? Yes? Recently? What
1:01:22
would tell me one day? Tell me that he doesn't do a good job
1:01:27
in? You tell us the ones that he YEA, what recently has he
1:01:30
done good in? Do you even watch the Upshaws that's Netflix? I don't
1:01:35
watch, no ship like that's asked me if I watch fucking Marlin. No,
1:01:38
I don't watch. But we're talking about comedy right about movies. You
1:01:43
tell us you said it like it was obvious. I said it was like
1:01:45
it was obvious because he'd be in thirty thousand, especially because about to make
1:01:50
a new rush Hower. Yeah, yes, yeah, final good milk,
1:01:54
the bread and butter that keeps you going good. I want him to.
1:01:59
Yeah, I can rember the last time I seen my games in the vie
1:02:00
though so or you probably did. It just wasn't memorable. He was great
1:02:07
and welcome home. Roscoe Jenkins legendary and wild. He was getting welcome home,
1:02:12
it was said recently. Yeah, that was. So you're gonna You're
1:02:15
gonna get in the recency debate with a nigga. We made a movie in
1:02:17
fifteen years. God damn ain't just gonna get loud for no reason, Mike.
1:02:23
You said, for no reason. You're talking about reading you getting the
1:02:27
recency debate. Yeah, you're talking about when's the last fun? Wasn't the
1:02:30
different? Was the different tip you're bringing up ninety seven talking about because I
1:02:37
feel like I feel like the serious No no, no no no, Michael,
1:02:42
stop hold on, stop hold on, Michael, hold on. You
1:02:46
in you said maybe you made that the new maybe thousand and eight was when
1:02:52
Roscoe Jenkins came out. Rush Hour three came out. After that conversation over
1:02:58
shit just gonna get loud for no reason, Passion stopped talking with passion.
1:03:02
I've just been a movie since then. But you brought up Welcome Home Roscoe
1:03:06
Jenkins as is the first one I could think of. And the whole point
1:03:09
was recently by almost fucking twenty years ago. All right, so we're gonna
1:03:15
play a fact, all right, I mean you started it. This is
1:03:21
a horrible topic. He was in My name was Dolamite's my Name? That
1:03:30
was good? What the fuck is? Come on? He was getting that
1:03:36
what is that movie Eddie Murphy movie on it? It was a good movie.
1:03:38
No, we're talking Netflix. We're not doing Netflix movie. You said,
1:03:44
a fucking series, Nick st stutt up, Michael is a series?
1:03:49
What I'm talking about? The said the up? Chal what is It's not
1:03:52
a movie? Though? No, it's an episodic series. Correct, But
1:03:57
what is Dolomite's my Name? A feature? Fucking Okay? But when I
1:04:00
brought up Chris Tucker's comedy especially, was like, but that's Netflix. We're
1:04:04
not talking about Netflix. I said that stand up? A Netflix strength h
1:04:09
O had because it's on a platform Netflix and Michaels other You don't just have
1:04:15
You can negate Netflix for one person, but then bring it up for somebody
1:04:18
else because you did didn't listen up, listen stand up Special? I said
1:04:24
a stand brought Upflix? Can you shut your carton up? And when the
1:04:28
old Michael you brought up Netflix? Can you shut you? Can you shut
1:04:31
platform? Did I say stand up? Or did I say Netflix? The
1:04:36
problem with stand up and a TV show? You said it wasn't a problem
1:04:41
with the movie or being muss You said in here said agree with me as
1:04:48
one nigga? What's the other four nigga? Did I say stand up for
1:04:54
Netflix? We saw? We saw Netflix? Right Netflix? Did I say
1:04:57
that I probably doing? No? No, no, this shop for too
1:05:04
m J. Shit. You know what we can cause this. We can
1:05:10
stop this bitch right now, and we stopped if we stopped this podcast.
1:05:17
We played this back and I'm right, I want you to fucking blow me
1:05:20
on camera now because this is fucking insane. I'm about to call you,
1:05:25
goddamn dad. He wasn't even here. He's about to say, well,
1:05:28
stand up. I was listening from the back end. Stand up is when
1:05:31
I was too well, Michael, you know what if we stop this podcast
1:05:35
and you actually say it's Netflix, I want you to give me that ass
1:05:39
on camera. Please get right, you better get your lip sweating like this,
1:05:50
give me that ass. Keen was like, because I've been waiting,
1:06:00
wait I started, I just started an argument about my guests versus Chris finally
1:06:14
get them cheeks who he We go back and uh that topic this went last.
1:06:29
So anyway, anyway, speaking of more black stuff orcus, I was
1:06:33
gonna say black Mirror to keep it on TV. I sacs who also black
1:06:40
either one? I know you want to say we I mean black black mirrors.
1:06:42
Black Mirror came back. Yeah, Black Mirror came back. Yeah,
1:06:45
just watch it. Great, great television. So there's there's a bit of
1:06:48
there's a little bit of a theme going on, you think, so yeah
1:06:53
with the whole stream erything. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. So I always
1:06:56
have a little little, a little twist, little theme. So yeah,
1:07:00
each episode just I mean, I've only made this to two and there's been
1:07:02
some similarities at the ending where every time it ends, I'm just like,
1:07:05
God got me again, you a little bit? So yeah, yeah,
1:07:12
watch watch the Black Mirror. I don't I don't even know how to explain
1:07:16
the first episode. I don't want to spoiling for anybody, but just know,
1:07:21
but the whole I was like, I knew exactly what was going on
1:07:24
though, because I didn't expect like they they kept breaking walls, Like I
1:07:30
didn't expect that many walls. I would like to clarify, Rush Hour three
1:07:33
came out in two thousand and seven. I was welcome came out in two
1:07:36
thousand eight, So you knowlick your lips. That wasn't the argument. No,
1:07:44
he did say. He was like, he was, like, you
1:07:45
said, Roscoe Russour came out after that. Shut up. Yeah. But
1:07:49
as a fact, this is regarding that I know we want to move on,
1:07:54
but that is disappointing, but that he hasn't for both of them,
1:07:58
for both of them, but they're they're old. But I look back at
1:08:00
my gaps, it's like, damn, I'm looking at the movies. A
1:08:02
lot of there's a lot of dude. Yeah, there's a lot of dude,
1:08:06
a lot of have nothing or dukie, give me the dukey man.
1:08:10
I want the duke. Want to because I don't want to see because this
1:08:15
is This is why I'm saying this, because he want Wizards Jordan. Hold
1:08:19
on, hold on, hold on, it's because Mike. I'm saying,
1:08:21
Mike's gonna only be Mike Epps. He can't. Yeah. Yeah, So
1:08:25
this is what I'm saying. It's gonna happen. What I do. I
1:08:27
want Wizards Jordan. But yes, but you know what, it's not Jordan
1:08:30
that was the problem. It's playing for the fucking Wizards exactly. But if
1:08:34
but and I'm not saying that, maybe it was those movies. Chris Tucker
1:08:38
is not the problem. He's just but I'm not saying he's bad. But
1:08:43
he's playing for these high budget movies because he don't want stinkers. That's great,
1:08:47
But he doesn't want the Wizards. He doesn't want the Wizards, but
1:08:49
you know what he wants. I'm not gonna judge Mike epps ability of the
1:08:56
movies he's been because he's been a stinker. I know Mike Epps has it
1:09:00
really to be funny on camera and improv, and he's been. I'm gonna
1:09:03
say this is what I will do it like this, I'm choosing the athlete
1:09:06
that's more in shape. M M M Mike Epps is in shape, sure,
1:09:13
because he's been doing stuff longer and more. But who do you think?
1:09:17
Okay, so your athlete may be more in shape, but who's gonna
1:09:23
sell more tickets? If you don't know? I don't know if given the
1:09:26
opportunity, I don't I don't know who's gonna sell more tickets? Chris Tucker
1:09:30
or Mike Apps. Chris Tucker and my Gaps, I don't know. Man.
1:09:33
For they three in twenty three, that's a that's a good thing.
1:09:38
If if if they were the main person in the movie in twenty twenty three,
1:09:42
twenty three, if they were the main person movie Mike, uh,
1:09:45
Chris Tucker is bringing in more money than my apps. Don't know his niggas
1:09:48
love Mike Apps, niggas love Chris Tucker, and also white people love Chris
1:09:53
Tucker. Yeahs does. Mike EPs does have himself a little bit pigeonholed.
1:09:59
He's strictly for Nick. I never heard white person. I love my Gaps,
1:10:02
but that Chris Tucker felt like when he does his Michael Jackson, I
1:10:06
haven't heard. Nobody's a little more white person under thirty. Yeah, I
1:10:11
mean clamor for that ship there's a lot of white people over thirty and are
1:10:15
they really gonna die to see the Chris Tucker film. They're not gonna hired
1:10:19
it. What white person under the thirties looking for Mike Gaps? Everybody that
1:10:24
everybody that's seen, um all about the nigga, like right, all about
1:10:31
the Benjamin put myself in the corner there all the white people that they did,
1:10:36
all the teenage whites and saw all the teenage all the teenage crash chodlers,
1:10:43
a bunch of white people just boot boot blue blue. Like, yeah,
1:10:46
everybody go to random white teen go fifteen thirty and see what happens if
1:10:55
he finishes it. Though I might hug him. You got adapt hugging the
1:10:59
white people. Nah, I'm not gonna somebody the thirty a white man on
1:11:03
thirty. No that who's like you? All right? Thirty seven thirty eight
1:11:12
and they were a little white and seventy year old? Does that? I
1:11:14
gotta I gotta seven? I'd be so confused. Yeah, I didn't get
1:11:18
adopted. Who you know? Yeah, you got a black nanny. Pops
1:11:23
might be with black nanny might be as pop fare movie, Um back to
1:11:29
the Orcas. Yeah, what's what's up with this? What is this?
1:11:32
What does this mean? The killer whales are organizing? How bro they Well,
1:11:40
let's get let's started with the funk that orcas and killer whales and dolphins
1:11:44
and things of that nature. They are highly intelligent animals. They're like second
1:11:49
or third like behind dolphins like primates and intelligence like highly intelligent chelligent animals.
1:11:58
So recently, I don't know, sometimes this year has been spotted the activity
1:12:03
and the behaviors that they have been organizing how to and successfully really capsizing ships,
1:12:14
ramming boats, boats, ripping off the rudders so they can't literally like
1:12:17
they so they know what part of the boat. Yes, And the crazy
1:12:23
thing is they're teaching other orcas and dolphins how to do it. What the
1:12:30
right right? This is a problem. Niggas is really gonna tack over the
1:12:36
ocean. They no, they's They're back to take them at their bluck.
1:12:40
They're taking back together. They're tired of the Japanese working killing them all the
1:12:44
crazy. This is all happening like the Atlantic Ocean. Though I'm just saying,
1:12:47
I don't think they where y'all see this in the news, Twitter,
1:12:51
Twitter, the news, I mean, but have y'all not see them like
1:12:56
organized like catching like a seal. I've seen they trap them about how like
1:13:00
they'll make a big ass wave to knock them off the ice and then snatch
1:13:03
his ass. Or how dolphins like they like bake circles around and then they
1:13:10
flap their tail on the on the sand to like make a cloud and then
1:13:14
they they basically, yeah, that's yeah what dolphins. Gay dolphins were you
1:13:21
talk about dolphins? Dolphins they have a very unfortunate behavior. Oh yeah,
1:13:29
they do a lot of they do a lot of r worthy Oh yeah,
1:13:33
amen, that's not an a man because they're like that we can do.
1:13:38
But they're one of the only they're one of the few animals that have extra
1:13:41
pleasure. Yeah, so that's why that happened. That's why you see a
1:13:45
lot of them. You know when humans and women go play with the dolphins,
1:13:47
they're doing all that humping. They're nasty, man, they don't have
1:13:53
the morals. They're dolphins, So think about that. That nasty. They
1:13:56
don't have a moral compass. They're clearly so they're they're organizing killing breeze with
1:14:00
animals and then people to trying to kill them off the boats. There.
1:14:06
Yeah, this is crazy. They spotted them with, they spotted works with
1:14:10
dozens of other whales and dolphins. Happened meetings literally, Joe. They they've
1:14:15
like organized, They're like, bro, I know we usually have beef,
1:14:18
but we gotta get this together. Broa, we have a common enemy.
1:14:23
It's literally like decryption bloods. Like they just said, they tied they fence
1:14:28
together. Yeah, and we gotta get these niggas out of here. Yeah.
1:14:31
They're organizing with humpback Whales one of their biggest names. They get humpback
1:14:36
if they get back, if they organ if they get if they recruit,
1:14:43
if they get the humpback whales on board, I'm never getting on a boat.
1:14:46
No, I got a cruise coming up, so do I. Yeah,
1:14:50
I'm all right. Who we're gonna get to replace Lamont? Good luck
1:14:54
because he's out of here, got to come back home. Yeah, I
1:14:58
don't think that's packing up up. Yeah, yeah, that's and I was
1:15:03
thinking about doing a cruise too. I haven't been if I hey, listen,
1:15:10
if fifty of them get right, if you like, come on now,
1:15:16
if fifty whales and now Baker cruise ship is all right, But like
1:15:20
Saney, let get fifty whales and then like they get like three or four
1:15:24
humpbacks. Awkward, man's on top of the whales, four on the humpbacks.
1:15:30
And then let them work around it. Let them work around and recruit
1:15:33
a blue whale. You're fucked. You're fucked, buddy. If you next
1:15:40
thing, they're gonna team up with the mac Ladon and the Macladon is gonna
1:15:44
eat the whole cruise ship. If you get three blue whale and it's over.
1:15:48
I just don't see that happening. Amen. It's at this point,
1:15:51
it's spreading, where's your cruise in two weeks? So you gotta work fast.
1:15:58
It was like, don't got enough to do it. If it was
1:16:00
summer, you will be cooked. The recruiting portals clothes trade deadline is they
1:16:06
got you gotta wait till next summer to open it up. When the open
1:16:10
exactly, maybe they could get a whale transfer from like yeah, but I'm
1:16:17
thinking the Ocean State. Yeah, oh gosh, something like that. Yeah,
1:16:23
I don't see that would no, thanks, I don't want anything.
1:16:27
I don't want anything to do with that. Speaking of the niggas, will
1:16:30
you've been seeing what's going on. I have had this one to here for
1:16:33
about a week or so. Now the fucking the Kia Boys, I know
1:16:36
what that is. Have no idea that's been that's been going on for what
1:16:40
is that probably like the past year. So the Kia Boys are some young
1:16:44
niggas in Milwaukee and they learned that Milwaukee. Yeah, they originated in Milwaukee.
1:16:49
Really, So they found out that they can steal kias using USBs because
1:16:55
if you break out, if you break off the the ignition for a kid,
1:16:59
it's literally just a USB port. So you can just take a USB
1:17:02
sticking in there and turn the car on. Any random USB, just a
1:17:05
USB. You can use it. You can use a fucking USB sticks put
1:17:10
in there and it'll you can turn the ignition. So they figured it out
1:17:13
and they were just stealing Kias left and right, like oh wait wait there,
1:17:17
Yes, it's a USB in there. That's fucking stupid. You can
1:17:21
go why would you that? I want to know how the more just phisticated
1:17:28
exploit. Nope, it's a USB. That's why. That's why it's so
1:17:30
common. Yeah, they're literally just breaking into these cars, breaking out the
1:17:33
indition and just putting the USB in there, like you could just take your
1:17:36
phone charger. Literally, you can take an old iPhone charger right here,
1:17:41
take this right here, yep, sticking to the car and then you're going,
1:17:45
yeah, that's dumb as hell. Good job Kias should be taking attacks
1:17:49
for that. That's crazy. Yeah. So I don't know if there's a
1:17:51
UM, I don't know if there's an open lawsuit. But from this as
1:17:56
a resulted in like a lot of kids getting in car accidents and shit because
1:17:59
they're still in the cars and like playing thirteen fourteen and they're driving these cars
1:18:01
and fucking dying and like posting it on social media. Yeah, it was
1:18:05
a whole challenge on TikTok. They're like posted ship and they're like just getting
1:18:10
the cards rode reckless. I don't know if you can see the picture,
1:18:13
but that's uh, that's the ignition And you can scroll over if you like,
1:18:17
you just scroll to the right, you'll see that's you can just stick
1:18:19
at us being there. But if you're listener you're watching, just google Kia
1:18:24
USB ignition that lightning cable crazy wild, bro, it's really wild. It's
1:18:30
not hard to get to either. That's stupid. And so there was a
1:18:34
whole TikTok challenge based around it. So these kids were like literally stealing cars
1:18:38
and it's wild. Bro, it's it's it's bad. Like I said,
1:18:41
kids are dying. This is why Americas trying to get rid of TikTok.
1:18:44
Yeah, that's not why they need to get rid of kids. Get rid
1:18:47
of kids happened to somebody I know, I know somebody who got their kids
1:18:50
stolen. Really yeah damn. Oh it's a fact. Huh oh yeah,
1:19:00
yeah, exactly, damn he did. He tweeted about then he no,
1:19:05
not as a woman. Uh Carbin Washington got it. Got he said he
1:19:10
got it. Um shout out to uh Drew where he tweets was like the
1:19:16
kid boys gotten damn Yeah. Man, that's terrible. And things I thought
1:19:23
about getting kids too. Don't do it. Don't do it well. Like
1:19:26
before I got my I wanted the kid too. I wanted to kids sportage
1:19:28
and I'm glad it didn't happen. I mean, so it said they were
1:19:30
pushed out of some sort of update to stop that. But but imagine stop
1:19:35
that. Yeah, you gotta rebuild cars, software, hardware, no been
1:19:42
sae huh said mine with a kid sportage extra step back in the day,
1:19:51
i'd have been fine. Uh no, like, yeah, there's no way
1:19:58
that it's past that now. Uh but there's no way that it's just a
1:20:01
simple just plugging you. It's probably got have like a code that they're putting
1:20:04
you out. It can't because i'd of breathalyze in my car. Yeah,
1:20:16
I forgot about it. I don't hit me, hit me crazy and wasted.
1:20:33
Don't worry. You just get your legs taking away for a couple of
1:20:35
months where you girl, You just do you do that little seventy two hours
1:20:41
and you'll be a couple dollar feast. What the fuck? She was tweeting.
1:20:45
But yeah, yeah, that was that was in the past though.
1:20:48
Good Now, I tried. I tried to move on front. Don't care.
1:20:57
You're living. You learn, man, living, you learn. You
1:21:00
don't do that again. Yeah, chilling speak to something. We don't do
1:21:04
it again. Did you put this in here? Taylor Swift? Michael Jackson?
1:21:11
So yeah, I was all right, So you know, tiktoking as
1:21:15
I as I do. You know, I'm TikTok se this video at midnight
1:21:20
possibly with the he was pissed a live with somebody playing the tambourine. Oh
1:21:29
yeah, that's why I like certain people when they followed me on TikTok,
1:21:32
and I know they're important because I've been gotten a couple of people that followed
1:21:36
me that I was like, oh, they're actually kind of TikTok. I
1:21:39
make sure I delete them out of like my feed right away so I don't
1:21:43
run the risk of sending them a fucking random TikTok two o'clock in the morning.
1:21:47
I live on a white man playing the Steel drawn by Ford, so
1:21:56
I don't do that. I reserved that for my friends. Yeah, thank
1:21:59
you. Videos a little Asian kids. Before I get to that, have
1:22:05
you guys seen the tiktoks of that black dude in China? Just he's a
1:22:11
black dude just living in China making recipes and stuff. No, that sounds
1:22:15
horrible. He's living as a like he's just a citizen of China, but
1:22:19
he's just a big black dude and he's like just making like he's just living
1:22:24
in the Chinese village. That doesn't sound fun at all, speaking Chinese watching
1:22:29
why like he's just a black that's a black man. Okay, yeah it
1:22:34
was crazy, But anyway back to the top of had black China man,
1:22:41
you better get a whole bunch gonna be a black face. It could it
1:22:46
could get bro. So I was watching. I was on TikTok as I
1:22:53
often am, and I can't cross the TikTok where this white dude. I
1:22:57
guess he's you know, he's a swifty you know, I guess Swift is.
1:23:00
I don't know if she's still on tour or she just I know she
1:23:02
was just in Philly for a tour, pretty big tour, you know,
1:23:08
and she just he was like, yeah, I'm really to say at this
1:23:11
point that that Taylor Swift is Michael Jackson famous. And I just wanted to
1:23:20
just like reach in the screen and choke him because it was like, Yo,
1:23:26
these little white kids, they don't know, man, these young people
1:23:29
in generals like Bro, like even we at our age don't really know no
1:23:34
how he caught the runoff off the end, but we still know that after.
1:23:39
But I will say, I do want to say this though, how
1:23:42
many people in your life can you think of? Not a single on him?
1:23:45
Can you think of who wouldn't know who Taylor Swift is? Yes,
1:23:49
I can't think of a single person that I know. I can think of
1:23:51
a lot of people when I couldn't think of us if I go to somebody
1:23:55
else, you you here to Taylor Swift before. Ready, Yeah, my
1:23:58
grandpap, my grandmam, I especially my probably know who he was. But
1:24:01
this, this is the who she was. But you know what the difference
1:24:05
between those two is. I could you could go to be like, oh,
1:24:09
yeah, I know who Taylor Swift is. Second Taylor Swift song.
1:24:13
Then that's where the issue. You do the same thing with Michael Jackson,
1:24:17
even to the in the world, they're gonna they're gonna sing something back to
1:24:24
you, from here to Taiwan, to fucking Yemen to fucking Nova Scotia.
1:24:30
It don't matter Russia, somebody's gonna know. Sure, they're gonna know Michael
1:24:38
Jackson. Rwanda Wakanda, Mia Jackson. And then it's like when you say
1:24:48
level of Michael Jackson, No, she's not, she's not. Let's let's
1:24:54
start there. She's not having Beyonce, let's start there, let's start there.
1:25:00
Yeah, this motherfucker Michael Jackson shut down a goddamn Laker game. Really
1:25:11
no, because they right like he came to the Laker game, lamont,
1:25:15
they shut down the Lakers show that when he walked in with Matthew Johnson.
1:25:21
Yes, they shut no more Lakers. Sorry, the game has been canceled
1:25:29
because of imagine that on the ESPN ticker Lakers game postpone Michael Jackson, Michael
1:25:35
Jackson, Michael Jackson appearance, motherfucker's storming to court for the wrong reasons that
1:25:41
they were just saying that apparently like they were so focused on Michael Jackson or
1:25:45
something that they just yea, they said, uh that he can only say
1:25:46
for one quarter because he's getting too much attention. You had to leave.
1:25:51
What year was that? This is I don't know, eighty something. Whenever
1:25:57
Met Johnson was playing. Oh so this is show Tom Lakers. This is
1:26:00
showtime Lager for sure. It wasn't coming out for Shock and Kobe. Yeah,
1:26:05
I mean he was alive, but he was, but he wasn't coming
1:26:08
out for because by that time, it wasn't the same. It wasn't the
1:26:13
same, Like they were out there, but it wasn't showtime. Sure sure,
1:26:15
sure, sure, Showtime was huge. Yes, So like yeah,
1:26:20
Magic, Kareem Worthy, all them niggas like Kobe didn't go he he like
1:26:26
he can't do that, Like nobody getting ship because Michael Jackson was there.
1:26:31
Okay, let's let's start there. I seen Taylor Swift asked at plenty of
1:26:35
games proceeding normally, like the most we get is hump. There is Taylor
1:26:42
Swift in the building, and then she gets high if they even take the
1:26:46
time to focus the camera on or that long shut down a lagger game nia.
1:26:53
I was watching the film of his shows. The nigga came out.
1:26:58
It was a show, I guess. He jumped out out the floor and
1:27:00
he just stood there, oh yeah, for five minutes, and it was
1:27:04
longer than that. And they were just scream yeah, screaming. It was
1:27:09
longer than five minutes. Men. Women, He didn't throw men. Michael
1:27:15
just just go oh my god, like he's just don't yeah out of the
1:27:28
stage is junction and people were crying, dying, dying. People committed suicide
1:27:35
when he died. What, Yeah, I believe it. I believe it.
1:27:42
Killing yourself because killing yourself because Michael Jackson. That's crazy. Pilling yourself
1:27:45
because Michael Jackson died. It is really wild. Michael Jackson made Prince walk
1:27:49
off stage. It was that dude, because Prince didn't get much of applause
1:27:54
to Michael Jackson. He won this time. Mike, that ship was crazy.
1:27:59
Prince was like, fuck y'all, y'all, I don't know nothing,
1:28:03
no, because because Prince and Michael Jackson was at James Brown show. Oh
1:28:13
yeah, and James Brown. Oh this is so. Michael Jackson came up
1:28:15
there is little like, oh, Princess here too. Prince came up there.
1:28:18
The crowd was like crickets. It was like squid word. Yes,
1:28:21
yes, it's Michael Jackson's squid word. Just mopping the floor. Imagine to
1:28:35
dance, Oh God, imagine trying to dance restless, God, blessing a
1:28:43
little. He could just move his feet fast, he got a little I
1:28:45
just mentioned pelvic thrust. Prince. You know, I'm just saying Michael Jackson.
1:28:51
Now I can say Lemar you can play basketball too. But I wasn't
1:28:55
just talking about Lebron James was. I that the gap is a little smaller.
1:29:01
What. I don't think I'm that good at basketball. And Chris was
1:29:09
a dancer, he was a gyrator. He had he just hoping he could
1:29:12
quit. He can, he can, he has he has some James Brown
1:29:15
foot had some foot fires. Hes fu shit out of you, sucking the
1:29:19
shot out of that air got the air pregnant. Jackson has a move,
1:29:26
he's a signature. He moves, he got multiple signature moves. He got
1:29:30
his whole choreographers move everything, he did everything signature. I don't go,
1:29:34
I don't see no just dances of prints. Well that's not how he's known
1:29:39
for. But yeah, his bag, that's what I'm saying, Like you're
1:29:42
getting the wrong bag player. The Michael Jackson experience when we was amazing.
1:29:49
You just had to had to be there. You had to be there,
1:29:51
bro had to be there. But it was some little pasty face nineteen year
1:29:57
old talking about Taylor Swift. Is Michael Jackson fucking fame? How dare you
1:30:04
listen? How dare you listen? That's like somebody, how dare you?
1:30:10
That's like going Luca nonscience, says Michael Jordan. Famous damn near niga.
1:30:16
Excuse me, excuse me, not eigga? What are you talking about?
1:30:27
Yeah, it's just that one. Like when I saw it, I was
1:30:29
like, this season these nickas, these kids don't know man, these Nickas
1:30:34
kids be serious. But yeah, Russell Peace, Michael Jackson printing all the
1:30:41
man, damn oh, before we before we go on you'll see what's going
1:30:47
on with Russell Simmons. He's been nasty. Yeah, he's nasty. What
1:30:54
what I didn't know was how young Kama was when they started. Either seventeen
1:31:00
was younger. She was a sophomore. That's fifteen, and he was already
1:31:06
running depth ga wait what yeah he started dating her when she was a sophomore
1:31:12
school. I mean, yo, bro, if you look back at a
1:31:16
lot of those old relationships, there was like that, And that's the problem.
1:31:23
We harp on that a lot that shit. Even though it was a
1:31:26
while ago and a lot of people did it, it's still not Okay,
1:31:28
it's not. But that's just how that's how they was moving back then.
1:31:30
But I just don't realize how many there was. Yeah, I think I
1:31:33
think you know what this is. This is all our generation realizing how nasty
1:31:39
the niggas were. Bront the niggas was because they rob parents know they knew,
1:31:45
and no, they just they was cool with it. They was letting
1:31:47
shit rock. I see. It was a tweet about it, and under
1:31:51
the a lot of niggas like, oh well, she could have made her
1:31:54
own decisions and put it. I'm like, bro, she's fifteen. Fifteen
1:31:58
niggas. What the hell hell he is, nasty, bro? What she
1:32:01
knew what she was doing when she's fifteen, she made that decision. What
1:32:04
to him the same niggas? That'd be like, you know, but but
1:32:10
it's just certain time periods where certain things were acceptable. Unfortunately, Just like,
1:32:15
let's say, back in the sixties, you can have movies where people
1:32:17
are saying, like calling people niggas and shit like that, and yeah,
1:32:20
that's normal back then. I'm say still, I'm talking about it normal.
1:32:26
It's normal if what's his name talking about like, he's a no you know
1:32:29
what I mean, whatever his name is, what's that weird? Yeah?
1:32:33
He puts himself in the movie just to say nigga. Do you see where
1:32:36
he said that? Yes, yeah, I don't he I don't. I
1:32:40
won't kill use animal, Like so you kill animals? You okay with you
1:32:45
put out a slave movie, you pieces. Yeah, Yeah, he's weird.
1:32:48
He's weird where people are getting whipped. Yeah, yeah, white man,
1:32:51
it's the Devil case case number ninth. Tarantino's definitely going to hell.
1:33:00
Definitely, Hey man, he's just a but yeah, like like just that
1:33:08
shit was just normal back then. Unfortunately, it's like so many different uh
1:33:14
aspects of life and in media. You remember Belly where the movie Belly where
1:33:19
DMX is mentioned with that one girl, Like in the movie Belly, the
1:33:25
girl DMX buns character, it's the one chick that was like calling her girlfriend.
1:33:30
It's like, who's this. I'm Keisha and I've been sucking beans.
1:33:34
I've been sucking buns this dick. You know, she was sixty in the
1:33:40
movie. In the movie in the Middle, hey man, But there's a
1:33:44
normal like that's never happening in those movies today, dude, just like,
1:33:48
yeah, I'm getting my dick suck by a fifteen year old. Yeah,
1:33:51
a nigga almost thirty. And I was gonna say, especially in New York,
1:33:55
that it made it look like it was cool. That was like a
1:33:59
cool and normal thing, not demonizing him. Yeah, hey man, Like
1:34:02
there was also in that movie they were trained like oh yeah, man,
1:34:05
he got a fifteen year old doing it day, like he got a sixty
1:34:09
year old, he got a young one, he got one early. Like
1:34:12
that's how that is how they looked at training in the movie, Like that's
1:34:15
how they looked at him. We're not thinking to seem like, oh,
1:34:16
buns is a nasty ass, Like, no, he cool for that.
1:34:19
He was not calling niggas nasty. L CRUJ had a rap lyrics about going
1:34:24
to the school after she let out. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah he
1:34:30
got is guilty. Yeah he got rap laver bring down the gavel. Yeah
1:34:35
that music Soul Child got a song called seventeen. I mean maybe he wrote
1:34:40
that one. He was not. Maybe you know what the song is about.
1:34:45
The song seventeen by Music Soul Child is about him messing with the seventeen
1:34:49
year old, finding out she was seventeen, and then basically distinct distinct himself
1:34:55
from her because she was so young. But by then he already fucked her.
1:34:59
I mean, obviously he didn't know that she was seventeen. If he
1:35:01
didn't know, who makes a song about that? That is a little wild.
1:35:06
He said, I don't want to get locked up from messing around with
1:35:09
some young John. That is a lyric. It's a great song, very
1:35:15
nasty. It is crazy because I listened to it mad time. Feel like
1:35:21
I feel like I had just like my consciousness. One day, I just
1:35:24
woke up and I was like, wait, what is he's talking about?
1:35:27
And I ran the song back. I was like, oh my god,
1:35:29
my goat is nasty. So the lyric was in the song big old But
1:35:32
what's album? What year? I feel like I was on ten Todd Smith
1:35:42
Project nineteen eighty nine, nineteen eighty nine, come with a panther, Oh
1:35:46
God, And he said what he said in the second verse, went to
1:35:48
the high school about three o'clock trying to catch a cutie ride in my job.
1:35:53
I don't want to defend him. How old was probably twenty one or
1:36:00
he made it when he was twenty. Still not great, still too nasty.
1:36:02
Not you graduated high school four years ago. You're talking about going not
1:36:06
great. But maybe you said that song came out eighty nine. He's fifty
1:36:12
five. Oh he was born in sixty eight, so just easy matter.
1:36:16
But it recorded when he was twenty and it's still sounds crazy. Could be
1:36:24
eighteen, yeah, could be eighteen in school, Yeah, but still predator
1:36:30
at the end of the day, right right, I mean nig I don't
1:36:33
want to reach it. Could be especially in a rap song where people got
1:36:39
big old butts high school, right yeah, yeah, go to the community
1:36:44
college, go find you a woman, not a girl. But he got
1:36:51
a big old bet. Yeah, my niggas was nasty though, but yeah,
1:36:57
some of y'all go to was nasty. You're good, Mike school m
1:37:03
hm, he's disgusting. Yeah, so Hove. Oh yeah, that's crazy.
1:37:11
Oh no, I'm talking about the fact that Beyonce was seventeen when they
1:37:14
started talking as well. I've heard there have been an allegations. No,
1:37:18
it's not allegations, it's actual factual. We got questions. Then we have
1:37:26
the question question for jay Z, how old are you? The survanlanged footage
1:37:33
of you were talking to Beyonce, you straight out of high school. It's
1:37:35
literally a picture in the first like one of the first long he's seen her,
1:37:38
and she's like ooh, but she was like a fresh, like sixteen
1:37:41
year old Beyonce in that picture. He's like a twenty five year old jay
1:37:45
Z bad probably older. Yeah, it looks it looked crazy, but that's
1:37:49
how they're rocking back. But now they're power lay billions. Now they're billionaires
1:37:55
and their daughters looking like she's about to be the next Beyonce. Yeah,
1:37:58
she needs to dance a little harder. She had the moves, man.
1:38:01
Oh no, she's hitting the moves. She's hitting the moves. With laziness
1:38:04
though, no, not anymore, No, she not more. She turned
1:38:08
it. Really, everybody kill yourself because now she's turning up because the first
1:38:17
couple of ones I saw, I was like, it looked like she just
1:38:19
knew the choreography. But she was like practicing millions. She's been bringing a
1:38:25
comment so she's like, oh this motheruckers. She wasn't trying, like I'm
1:38:30
not a carter. Yeah, I see, she knows what she's doing,
1:38:32
but she's just going through the mother performing. It's in my but yeah,
1:38:35
it just she started performing. Now she started going ham with him. I
1:38:39
need to see this. She started going there. I don't even know why
1:38:43
I have the concert date in my calendar and I'm not even going I'm about
1:38:46
to say that shit got to be sold out. I was definitely sold out.
1:38:48
Yeah, it's Wednesday, July twelve. You're just praying for tickets,
1:38:51
just falling your back, Beyonce, and I never had tickets. Isn't that
1:38:57
it's my holiday? Holiday? Just take yeah, yeah, I'm exactly exactly
1:39:08
anyway. M oh yeah, did we have a question. You know,
1:39:13
I have a few questions for y'all um talking about music. When you hear
1:39:18
scaring the hose. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, real quick, real quick,
1:39:23
real quick, real quick. Last thing about hys watching. Have any
1:39:27
of y'all seen that ship the idol with the Weekend? Nah? I heard
1:39:30
it. I'm not watching the Weekend. It is hot, dick juice.
1:39:36
It's bad. He was tryna look sexy, but just like he was on
1:39:43
coke. Bro. Probably probably it's so bad. That's an adjective right there.
1:39:50
Yo. Yeah, Bro, Me and Erica watched like two two episodes,
1:39:57
like, Bro, we gave up. We can't do, can't do,
1:40:00
Bro, this isn't it. The Weekend is like music. My guy,
1:40:05
his acting is damn right, damn right. He couldn't hold it anymore.
1:40:13
He's just I'm waiting for that that MJ cam. So he just I'm
1:40:23
a sneaking on him. I'm just playing a camera, just a weekend man
1:40:30
anyway. Yeah, like the Weekend is not an actor and he doesn't have
1:40:35
it in him. It's one scene where he tried to get like tough with
1:40:40
somebody. Yeah, he was coming up to the guy. I don't want
1:40:44
to help. I don't like the way you were looking at her. Stop
1:40:45
looking at her like that look like shut up puss, look at her again.
1:40:50
I fucking and like he couldn't gonna I'm gonna end you, sucker.
1:40:55
That's literally how he sound. He sound like very unsecled Jackson trying to thug.
1:41:00
He was like, I don't I'm stop you. I'll track you down,
1:41:05
rodo a curb. Stop your ass, like bro, it's like like
1:41:11
somebody coming to my face like that, Like you don't have been punched,
1:41:14
like you just chopping out. You just head about them just or just mush
1:41:16
them away. Bro. It was It's it's so so bad. I've never
1:41:25
seen an announcement come so soon that if not yeah like two days ago,
1:41:33
like this is not four five days after it was released, just like this
1:41:38
will not be renewed. Tragic. It was bad. Bro. I'm sorry,
1:41:43
I just don't have three episodes or just still it's still going. I
1:41:47
think they're gonna do this season. But like I didn't even know it was
1:41:50
a thing. I've never even heard of it. I didn't know what it
1:41:54
was until I just saw the meme on Twitter, like him trying to for
1:41:57
the longest time when I've seen the like because I'll be on Max a lot,
1:42:00
like it would be advertising I'm like, every time I see the picture,
1:42:03
I'm like, is that the fucking weekend? And then I walked like,
1:42:06
oh my god, this is the fucking weekend. Yeah, what is
1:42:10
he doing? Like really, what is her your legacy? Bro? Yeah,
1:42:14
you got to just try and do something sometimes. Oh yeah. And
1:42:16
then the wig he's wearing, it's fucking it's supposed to be the eighties.
1:42:21
Yeah, no it's not. No, it's not supposed to be the eighties.
1:42:26
No, it's the it's the present time. Because the whole first episode
1:42:30
is like about a scandal her like she has like a pop it's a picture
1:42:35
of like a facial of her. She got a facial. She got a
1:42:42
facial, yeah, facial, and like the picture got leaked on the internet.
1:42:47
Wow. It's like them trying to combat combat that. And it's like
1:42:51
she goes out to kind of distract her from the stress, because she's like
1:42:54
a Britney Spears type character, and I guess the distract from that. She's
1:42:58
like, I'm gonna go out and release you no, get a little you
1:43:00
know, just release, you know, get some air whatever, and then
1:43:03
that's what she means or the weekend. He's like the club owner and that's
1:43:08
how the kind of relationship sparks it not yea knowing that it's not the eighties,
1:43:12
doesn't know any more any sense now about this movie or show makes no
1:43:18
sense, you know it? Shoot, all right, I'm sorry, that's
1:43:26
a good question. I had to get that. So it's so fucking bad.
1:43:29
That is a good PSA. Just don't wait, just listen unless you
1:43:33
want to watch something bad. Watch Air, watch the Blackening, watch Black
1:43:43
Mirror, m don't watch dietal do not watch me now. M all right.
1:43:54
When you hear the term scaring the hose, what music do you think
1:43:57
of? This is new do battle rap music made by battle rappers. Nobody
1:44:06
wants to hear Arsenal's project like my Sons rap product. M. That's definitely
1:44:15
scaring the hose music. Nobody wants to hear this Sus Surf mixtape. Any
1:44:19
woman, my son and any woman that will play like sus Surf or like
1:44:29
New New Jersey Torque. I don't know what that is, but yet he's
1:44:35
a real people Calico. Yeah, nobody listens to anybody like plays their music.
1:44:42
Yeah get away. Yeah, I ain't never heard nobody say yo,
1:44:45
you hear that New Tay rock I knew a couple I will I knew a
1:44:48
couple of times, like yeah, like they're big sus surfans. I'm like,
1:44:50
are you crip or what? Like? Why what? Why? What?
1:44:56
Yeah? That's definitely scared music. Any of the butcher scared and scared
1:45:00
me, Griselda, Griselda for sure. I don't scaring the Hose music.
1:45:04
I don't think so. Brother, they an they're not listening, They're not
1:45:08
listening to the pianos riffs. They're going crazy. I love that, yo
1:45:17
yo yo, scaring Hose music. That's not scared of it is Earl.
1:45:23
Earl is one thousand percent horrifying the holes because that shit terrifies me. I
1:45:28
don't want to hear that. You kind of a hole now anyway, So
1:45:30
I don't know you like sure, well not Earls. She made that that
1:45:44
booty hole Brown makes. She'd been acting different. I ain't doing it.
1:45:47
Be a little switching, Yeah, okay, bother to lock you in the
1:45:54
room. Just play styles, Pete tough in your and you know what song
1:45:59
I'm playing all it's over and over again. You do not need that.
1:46:11
What's that lone plastic acting? Brand new nigga? I'm acting the same fast
1:46:17
answer so quick. It's part of the host on the delegation of the holes
1:46:30
were at sixty rad I guess yeah, if it's scaring the whole music by
1:46:39
me, like, I'm not playing that with the hose around now. Yeah,
1:46:43
if I'm I can't see that, I guess you can't. You cannot,
1:46:45
I I can't. Okay, Sorry, doesn't mean it's bad, but
1:46:53
I was thinking, ain't good. It's great, it's great. Where we're
1:46:56
gonna stop that shit right there? Now? When I say battle rap music,
1:47:00
I'm taking it's bad and it scares the holes. It's nobody's having a
1:47:03
good time. But at least Griselda, I'm having a good time. Yeah
1:47:08
it was a good time. Yeah, not for the holes, but New
1:47:11
Jersey twarked wraps Beast is not a I don't want to hear that serious Jones.
1:47:17
Jones is mixtape. It's not a good time for nobody drag on all
1:47:25
right, Okay, that's enough. It was a Chinese about Jeff Chinese five
1:47:39
battle, y'all gonna Chinese team billion China people in China. They can't go
1:47:45
platinum over there. That's sexually is crazy. That is very crazy. Club
1:47:50
fight Club, Fight Club, the ship we were into Backdawn Boy, that
1:47:58
new Blind Fury album, Blind Fury. Oh my god, he was nice.
1:48:06
He was shaking in front of that mic. Are you sure it's just
1:48:12
Blind Fury? Michael J. Fury, Michael Ja episode right there, Michael
1:48:20
J. Fury, Michael J. Fury, Fury instance, parking Fury,
1:48:28
Okay, parking, restless, restless leg Fury. Next question, but now
1:48:40
for before you ask that question? Yeah, for, like, I want
1:48:43
to appeal to everybody. Honestly, the people that listen is still watch Battle
1:48:48
Rat. Why what'd you mean why there's a lot of people still enjoy watch
1:48:55
Why it's good? Is it? Yeah? Card? Why are you you
1:49:01
listen a battle At I don't, but I watched the clips on TikTok.
1:49:06
To me, it's just like, bro, like how many different ways this
1:49:12
nigga they still doing it? I don't know. I guess it's just not
1:49:17
for you, Mike, I guess just how many Like No, you're right,
1:49:23
because everybody got you know, they got pulled up the block to put
1:49:26
the two shots. Everybody got a Battle Rat where it's like it's either how
1:49:30
I'm gonna beat this nigga up? Robbed this nigga or humiliate them or like
1:49:35
that'sh it, Like it's they need to do something. You know what they
1:49:40
should do now they they You're probably about to say something they already do.
1:49:44
Maybe I do like when they do tag teams. That's cool, that's tough.
1:49:48
That's cool. They should do stuff where it's like on the fly,
1:49:51
like like like improv out. Yeah, yeah, that's gonna ruin the whole
1:50:00
Yo's gonna rule them. Bring me the best verse about such as such.
1:50:03
That's gonna that's boring. Nobody wants to sit there about I put the click
1:50:06
of them all right, nigga, it's the same gun bars, but then
1:50:14
fifty four give you ninety nine shots? Oh I just made that rap like
1:50:17
that. I just made that. But it'd be funny when you get the
1:50:20
niggas that's going against Like the people that are always rapping about the guns were
1:50:25
like, oh you got the big gun, just got the big chopper.
1:50:29
It depends on how you doing. Just gotta find you know some people that's
1:50:32
not rapping about Yeah there are yeah, yeah, I don't know. I'm
1:50:39
not checking for him. I mean, I'm not checking for either. Like
1:50:42
if it comes on my TikTok I watched like that was pretty cover. Every
1:50:44
time I see that skip, please don't show me. I'm gonna keep reposting
1:50:49
them to keep showing like and I'm gonna keep on repost the clever word player.
1:50:55
I like that. Oh yeah, and the whole ground went wild little
1:51:01
bit. It didn't sound like he was saying anything. I'm like, I
1:51:08
don't know what language that was. I don't know if it was Filipino or
1:51:11
what, but it sounded absolutely ridiculous, like he was barely talking. He's
1:51:17
thinking sounds, but he was like making it's trying to make like a Filipino
1:51:21
gun jam. I'm like, I'm pretty sure if I put into the chance,
1:51:29
it's probably sick. But to me, he's spitting. He might be
1:51:35
spinning, but right now, to me, he's just spinning. He's just
1:51:40
spinning, all right. If he always in an animated movie and he had
1:51:46
to be an inanimate object, which object? Would you be? An animated
1:51:53
movie with inanimate objects? So think think beauty, I'd be the little toast.
1:52:00
Okay could by saying, well, I'm just in the anime movie and
1:52:02
I'm the lampshade, like the fuck Kennan would be a dildough. You would
1:52:06
want me to be a dildough. I know, it's just listen. I
1:52:15
just put down what Michael picked up. Now I'd be I'd be the little
1:52:21
toaster that was my movie. I mean, you can pick anything. Oh,
1:52:25
I could anything. Yeah, you don't have to be another. I
1:52:28
don't know. I just want to be a little toaster though, Okay,
1:52:30
I don't know. A car maybe mm hmm mm hmm mama, Oh,
1:52:47
like what the fuck? Huh? Sounds like it sounds like like Spanish,
1:53:02
but it's like, can one of our favor listeners please translate? I don't.
1:53:06
I don't even know if they can maybe put it inside the YouTube comments.
1:53:11
It sounds like somebody struggling in the swallow something sound like square with the
1:53:15
forkingt sound like name more an object? Yeah, um, yeah you said
1:53:25
it to or a car um. I don't know a TV remote? I
1:53:30
don't. Yeah, I don't. I don't. You're gonna be stuck between
1:53:34
the cushions. I don't get it. Bro Like, I don't really get
1:53:38
the questions. You want people to sit on them here she comes back line
1:53:43
myself in the comes. You know what, maybe be a rosetory for for
1:53:51
Chloe, Chloe ruse, Chloe's ruse. Maybe maybe a cell phone close new
1:54:00
pictures. It's just crazy cell phone because you know, like she had me
1:54:04
sweat, You're gonna always be in use, like it's gonna be hard,
1:54:09
Like you want to be a band just an object. No, you're a
1:54:13
character, but you're playing an inanimate object cell phone, cell phone, so
1:54:18
you would just be like a table, like a non moving team that I'm
1:54:20
saying, like what I was? I was confused, bro confused if that's
1:54:29
the case. Okay, that Beauty and the Beast, there's a talking like
1:54:31
lamp, the candles, wasn't it wasn't just forks just laying there like I
1:54:35
want to be action figure the action Okay, so know you're already a person.
1:54:41
You're just gonna be a small person. Sure, yeah, I want
1:54:47
to be a paper clip. No, be like like the word Microsoft trouble.
1:54:54
There'll be the microwave, like the what you uh eating up? But
1:55:03
just pointing out there in the morning. Really a hot pocket, now,
1:55:09
isn't it a little league? For that would be like the fucking sloth And
1:55:13
then when you finally go loud a ship, it would be fun. Yeah,
1:55:21
next question, Next question, do you guys like to show PDAX have
1:55:27
told me I struggle with that. I don't care. It depends on the
1:55:32
type of PDA. I don't care, but I want to initiate it.
1:55:35
M I could be with like if I'm if I if I'm with my girl,
1:55:39
like I I could walk behind her to just be chilling, you know
1:55:43
what I'm saying, Like, fine, if we're as long as we're like,
1:55:46
as long as as long I just like to be in the same space
1:55:50
walk like, I don't care, Like, yeah, I don't Yeah,
1:55:54
as long as we're close to each other. What I'm saying, Charlotte,
1:55:57
Yeah, we don't have to be I'm not those people that all you know
1:56:00
what I'm saying all the time. So yeah, not all the time.
1:56:04
I'll be up on you, but now all the all the time, like
1:56:06
motherfucking like like Siamese twins aside their skin. Yes, put your hand in
1:56:15
your pocket, in the back pocket, it's mine, this is my pocket,
1:56:20
is me, this is my coin purse. Here's my dollars hand.
1:56:27
Yeah, Keenan, he said, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm down
1:56:33
for as long as it's not except like I'm not as long as it's not
1:56:36
excessive. Pop. You in the fucking Walmart. We're now walking down the
1:56:41
street with each other's hands in the in their back pocket, right next to
1:56:45
the fucking dinosaur. Pa. That's just y'all having public self I know you
1:56:54
at clubs a lot with DJ. You ever seen people do that? Yeah,
1:56:57
they still be doing that. They still be doing Yeah. I haven't
1:57:00
seen it in a wild, but yeah, they just do that. They
1:57:04
can't go somewhere. What do you say that, kid, what you like
1:57:11
dah? Yeah, I haven't seen in the wild, but people definitely be
1:57:14
doing that. People shill be sucking bathrooms and ship. Yeah, nothing wrong
1:57:17
with that, that's I mean, he answered a little quick. D oh.
1:57:21
No, I'm just saying public space, definite, a public space,
1:57:30
not exposed to everybody on the dance floor. No, of course that's true.
1:57:33
Finger pop on the dance floors like wild, like go to the bathroom,
1:57:38
we're blowing backshots in the stall. That's okay. I respect it.
1:57:42
I ain't never done that before, never done it. But no, you
1:57:45
all has public sex before. I've had car sex like that. Don't that
1:57:53
don't count. Question, that's very public, that's very publicly statue of limitations.
1:57:59
This didn't happened last week. Now, it's a while ago, A
1:58:04
long time ago, A long time agoes days, long long time ago.
1:58:11
Those days. Yeah, man, I know Keenan had public said absolutely Keenan
1:58:19
and made the made the kit fish eat to come. Don't worry. I
1:58:30
don't get the feed, y'all. That's why there's so many black fishing in
1:58:33
now. Wow. Next question, did you know what this is from?
1:58:40
Did they just they just a wild boy written and produced, direct, ex
1:58:46
executive produced? Did you do something? No? Was it? But I
1:58:51
know that that was a thing with Tyler Perry Harry. Ye Wait what they
1:58:56
said Keenan is a wild boy, written, produced, directed, executive produced,
1:59:00
scored, filmed and wardrobe by Kenyan Perry Dixon. I mean maybe because
1:59:04
I fuck with Tyler Perry. I guess you know what actually real quick he
1:59:09
should talk about he just bought bt nbach one, Yeah, which is like
1:59:14
fuck him if he's just gonna continue doing this putting himself on that kind Yeah,
1:59:19
but he puts a lot of people on, now, does he.
1:59:21
Yeah, if he's doing that, I think he actually just takes a lot
1:59:24
of credit from people that work for him and just wise he puts people on
1:59:29
acting wise. Yeah, but he behind the scenes, he just a lot
1:59:30
of He just does that. He just says he does everything he does writing
1:59:34
directly if you want. If you look at it, the credit for his
1:59:38
shows it literally his executive producer producer. I would like it. I would
1:59:42
like I would like to see what he does with BT But I would like
1:59:44
to, but I don't believe he's not gonna be able to do that for
1:59:48
all the bt V one shows. So he's gonna have to start branding out.
1:59:51
Why can't he he already does it. You challenge all his they're all
1:59:59
his. Probably not hist he got the pains on show it wasn't name um
2:00:06
miss pat. Yeah, that's a wild fucking show show. The edited version
2:00:13
is crazy. There's an unedited version on Netflix. I believe written it's on
2:00:15
the on the b plus. She's crazy, She's nuts. She says anything,
2:00:20
everything, anything like I'm like, damn, this is like a lot.
2:00:25
She says everything. Yeah, no filter zero Oh but yeah, shouts
2:00:31
out to Tyler paragraph Yeah. I really I'm really am excited and interested to
2:00:35
see what he does with BT. Man. I think I think he has
2:00:40
a he can really do something really good. Hopefully he can bring us back
2:00:44
to bring back to something really good. I really think he has can really
2:00:47
do something good here, and I I'm going to man, there's a lot
2:00:53
of shit he could easily just bring back and then you don't even got to
2:00:56
think about it. I won't say. I'm not gonna say like a one
2:01:00
or six part things. That kind of format is dead now with the other
2:01:01
name music, there's no music videos, That's what I mean. Like,
2:01:05
it's not something we can easily watch music videos whenever we whever on YouTube.
2:01:12
Everything they do like there's no exclusivity there. Right, Um, you can
2:01:16
easily bring back a show like College Hill but already back. But wait,
2:01:20
Yallas Hill is already on with college students, not that bullshit that's on now
2:01:26
with actual college students. Like a Baldwin Hills type show would be cool.
2:01:31
Baldwood Hills type show easily done. They have one like that already on the
2:01:34
um HBO that what's the name produces Easa Ray really mh is it crack this
2:01:47
whole body? I don't know. It's a show on HBO was like a
2:01:50
black reality show, like a black reality show. She does produced something like
2:01:57
that. I've seen it. I don't know what it is, though not
2:02:01
positive as eas mm hmm. I still never watched the last season. It's
2:02:08
Sweet Life, What are you doing with your life? Sweet Life? Los
2:02:11
Angeles? Like, what are you doing? I was, you know,
2:02:14
it's literally it's little like swe Like it's literally like Hills but on HBL work.
2:02:19
It's like a bunch of like rich you know, well to do Black
2:02:24
Team Black, like young adults just living life doing different things. It's really
2:02:30
dope. I enjoyed it. I watched it. I generally hate rich people,
2:02:32
but really that so I'm like, you can do something like that.
2:02:38
You can do. You got so many young black you could do. It's
2:02:44
just it's a lot of it's you can support podcasts, support podcasts, get
2:02:51
a podcast? Will BT? Yeah Black could put us on? Yeah yeah,
2:02:59
just saying so everybody listening and watching BT in the comments, Yes,
2:03:05
I'll remind you, Okay, next see if he wants to collaborate, yeah,
2:03:13
or just on us for that tooth absolutely some baby baby lotion or even
2:03:26
watched that episode of The Little Docks with the South they got that with band.
2:03:31
I haven't seen it so long because it was band. I saw it.
2:03:34
I don't all the niggas wear a baby lotion like baby away. I
2:03:40
thought you're just being moisturized. You mean like listening. I got you.
2:03:44
I will grease this pick up for town. I'll put on a bad schmar
2:03:46
moreas. Yeah, thanks, very quickly. I'll free form locks. Yeahs
2:03:56
all right. Next question, since it's the summertime, what are we drinking
2:04:00
vodka or tequila? To qui tequila? Yeah, good job, guys,
2:04:05
I'll do vodka. I don't do it so nasty. They're both nasty to
2:04:10
kill. Well, I'm out of tequilas. Yeah, you just got on
2:04:15
that way and that. But the thing is, Lizzie, vodka taste is
2:04:21
more mass. It's just strong. Dca is like, yo, you have
2:04:25
to find good tequila because vardka just there. There's ass tequila. There's real
2:04:30
bad to immature. Yeah. It tastes like dorm room to me. Yeah
2:04:33
it does. I've had enough for vodka in my life. That that's the
2:04:36
problem. Yeah, that's my problem. I used to drink a lot of
2:04:40
vodka back, lad because it's cheap. Do you drink gladi me, You've
2:04:44
lo like the twelve dollars handle back in the day. Becca, Remember my
2:04:51
boys just through the Britta filter as like an experiment. Did that work?
2:04:57
It did work, But you've ruined the Britta filter. Just buy a more
2:05:00
expensive vodka. Wait, so what do they do? They just like it's
2:05:05
gonna the water tastes like vodka after that. Yeah, it's gonna stick in
2:05:09
there. Uh yeah, that's nasty contamina. But uh, since me on
2:05:15
the conversation of liquor, I have decided to now all my liquors are gonna
2:05:20
be black owned. Okay, good, where are you starting? Who's the
2:05:25
good one to start? Uncle nearest, I've had that while not arm on,
2:05:30
Uncle nearest, Uncle nearest, I've never even heard of that. Yes,
2:05:31
a black owned whiskey. You like it? Um, it's it's I'm
2:05:39
not a big whishpy guy. The guy that got the recipe from Yeah,
2:05:42
the original recipe for Jack. Yeah, Jack Donean stole that recipe. But
2:05:46
so I just bought uh bamo bono bunno something like that. And another it's
2:05:54
pink whitney. No, No, that's uh, that's an Amsterdam. It's
2:05:59
just bar school, wasn't it. Um? What was that one thing we
2:06:01
was drinking? It was nasty. Remember that back the cherries the cherry and
2:06:06
oh fucking yeah it was black owned though, that was black owned, and
2:06:11
that ship was disgusting. Yea, so maybe that was like soda test.
2:06:15
He's like, it's corn flavored. I couldn't get the whiskey at bought,
2:06:18
but it's some uh sweet brown sugar whiskey that's black owned. So yeah,
2:06:24
my bar will not only be exclusive black owned, it's a rock technically black
2:06:28
ouse. Did he yeah, the right. Yeah, we give him money
2:06:34
to Diddy? No, why not? I mean, if we gotta be
2:06:38
black owned, I guess give it to Diddy. Diddy? Did he posted
2:06:41
vir on his story. I don't know if y'all saw that it was a
2:06:43
party of viror he posted on the story. Posting on the story, he
2:06:46
was like it was it was a women's party, Like my sister was there.
2:06:49
I don't think she was in that video, but I know the DJ
2:06:51
that wasn't there. I was actually there that day. I just left.
2:06:56
Was he there? No, he wasn't there. It just said like I
2:06:58
love seeing black women have fun or something that it was a random video like
2:07:00
somehow he saw it. He was like, oh, I'm gonna just post
2:07:02
that on my story and he did. Man, it was crazy. Ye
2:07:09
all right? What amount of money would it realistically take for you to eat
2:07:14
dog? Shit? Asking? Because my friend in quotes said he'd do it
2:07:18
for a rack, which is absolutely bonk. That's that's nigga. He sounds
2:07:24
like he's down bad rack. Let me right now, you like, what's
2:07:30
eat my ship? If that's what it takes ticket, I don't get you.
2:07:35
Watch you eat my dig you fucking fucking low life. Yeah, realistically
2:07:42
that's not that's not enough. I don't know. Realistically, I don't know
2:07:48
whatever amount to pay off on my debt. I still don't think that's enough
2:07:54
because how much shit are we talking? You talk about little dog's heard?
2:07:59
Are you talking like a poodle or like a boxer? What's your dog?
2:08:05
A pug? Twenty five? About twenty five pounds? Now something? Twenty
2:08:09
five thousand? Oh? I don't think that's enough? Can I season it?
2:08:13
I don't think that's enough, Mike. With what more Dukie like on
2:08:18
it, it might make it go down twenty five better than just Duke.
2:08:22
It's twenty five. If somebody put twenty twenty five thousand dollars cash right your
2:08:26
face right now. That's not enough. That's not enough. That's not enough.
2:08:31
It covered does not need at least sixty But it's twenty five thousand dollars
2:08:35
cash. I heard what you said. That'll change, that'll change, That'll
2:08:37
change your next couple of months. Nay, I'm not eating dog shit for
2:08:45
anything less than ten million dollars. WHOA ten million dollars? You're eating shit,
2:08:52
Michael. It's ten Michael, you're eating So you're telling me I'm not
2:08:56
eating Somebody gave you two million dollars right now, let's say three millions.
2:09:01
I probably never have to work again. You're not eating that ship. I'm
2:09:05
just keep on doing. I don't know. I don't know. I don't
2:09:11
know, I don't know eating shit. No three miom give me seven more
2:09:24
than I'm gonna do it. Apple, I'm gonna need you to more than
2:09:28
triple that player. I have integrity. A three million, I'm chomping down.
2:09:35
Yeah, once they start, if you get to once you start talking
2:09:37
millions, you got my attention. If you started, if you started three
2:09:41
million, like a right, seven hundred fifty thousand, I'm I could leave
2:09:45
here with nothing. I might I couldn't leave here with it. No.
2:09:50
Imagine somebody offers you five mil and you're like nah, and they're like and
2:09:56
like eight hundred thousand dollars or nothing. You know what's note to five?
2:10:01
We're eating dog shit people, five million dollars. It's a dog turret.
2:10:05
It's five dollar free. That's fine. That that that is fine. They're
2:10:11
sucking dig for free. Yea, I saw eating dog shit, nigga.
2:10:16
I saw Steven eat that ship for free, nigga. Five Steve ain't do
2:10:20
that shit for free. He was getting a bag. He ain't get five
2:10:22
million. He's also a crazy white man on meth. Take some man whipp
2:10:28
its, whipping cream. I don't give a fuck, nigga, take some
2:10:33
whippits and get that five million dollars, easy, bitch. I'll definitely take
2:10:37
some men so I can be blitzed out in my mind. Taking five minutes
2:10:43
and deeptox, let's go. I'm gonna need the strongest form of shrooms with
2:10:46
that dog shit turns into ice shrooms, where a psychedelic where they don't look
2:10:52
like dog you got don't look like No. No, I'm not doing it
2:10:58
for five five million dollars. Already have integrity, no, it's fine,
2:11:03
fucking integrity. Five million dollars. Your life isn't completely different forever. Your
2:11:11
life is better forever. That's fine. You're eating dog shit. Yeah,
2:11:16
next question, are you crazy? Well? Probably dollars. Can y'all please
2:11:24
talk about Juneteenth? I don't know what they want to talk about. I
2:11:26
don't know it was canceled. Well then then yeah, yeah, we don't
2:11:33
have to talk about that. I'd rather than not niggas fumbling, Hey man,
2:11:39
No, not being honest on your paperwork. That's what happens. Hey,
2:11:45
you got to submit the permits you want to have a party. That's
2:11:48
his niggas being niggas. You're trying to cut corners. I mean, is
2:11:52
that? Is that not just niggas being niggas being late? That's it.
2:11:58
I mean they turned into think of the mile paperwork. I don't can't see
2:12:05
that's gonna be a lot of people weren't being They do it the day after
2:12:09
the whole year. Say next year, we'll be here, ten percent increase
2:12:13
of population. It's that easy. Hey man, all right, I will
2:12:26
say this, let's just be real. Everybody be real, okay, where
2:12:35
it's not a racism thing because a lot of people are seeing a lot of
2:12:39
people like, oh, you know, how to clarify this what you're talking
2:12:43
about. Oh, I'm very it's a very Jersey thing, right, I'm
2:12:46
sorry. So in New Jersey there has been for the past three or four
2:12:54
years, UM a yearly festival type thing in New Jersey, just a June
2:13:00
teams festival that's been UM started as a barbecue. Started as a barbecue,
2:13:05
then it grew to a big festival, and then it's you know, it's
2:13:09
it's been, it's grown into a big festival, right, So you know
2:13:13
it's been. It's been running by some people that we know, UM.
2:13:20
But you know, last couple of years there have been difficulties, problems with
2:13:26
the pro with the with the event, uh, culminating in this year to
2:13:33
the point where this year that the event has been canceled outright indefinitely UM just
2:13:37
because of there has been apparently there were issues with the paperwork in different UM
2:13:45
permits not being obtained. And I know it is a big event. It's
2:13:48
a lot of event that a lot of people look forward to during the summertime,
2:13:52
especially the black culture and black people population of New Jersey. I personally
2:14:00
have been to one. I went to the person on the second one.
2:14:03
You went to the first one, So else went to the first one.
2:14:07
I went to the second one. I didn't go to the last the last
2:14:11
one before this year. So I will say personally, the second one was
2:14:16
really, really, really good done. Well, you know, there was
2:14:22
an issue with clean up at the words, but hey, what do you
2:14:24
do? Yeah, but the second one was really good. It was a
2:14:26
good vibe, super chill. I've never seen that many black people in a
2:14:33
space where all the vibes were good. It wasn't no problems, it was
2:14:39
no fights, nothing. Everybody was just young, old. It was truly
2:14:45
a beautiful thing. And that's what probably makes this disappointing, because this is
2:14:48
a you can see how good it can be and how great it is,
2:14:56
and then when you have problems that I think are easily avoidable problems, makes
2:15:03
it very disappointing. So I guess, you know, this year has been
2:15:07
canceled with the I guess lack of paperwork or whatever. They wanted to have
2:15:11
the location in North New Jersey at a park. I guess there was a
2:15:13
mix up in or misrepresentation of how many people they were expecting to have at
2:15:22
the event. Just all around, just not the best practices going on resulting
2:15:28
in an event being canceled. So yeah, it's just it's disappointing. A
2:15:35
lot of people wanted to have that event. A lot of people will look
2:15:37
forward to it. And I thought after the problems they had last year,
2:15:43
which I won't get too deep into, which were pretty bad. It was
2:15:50
real bad. Actually, yeah, pretty bad, long story short. They
2:15:56
had people that pay for tickets they couldn't get in. There's people that were
2:15:58
breaking in, people that never got their money back. I was with the
2:16:03
location location, how Yeah, it was just so I was thinking after this
2:16:09
year. To me personally, my thought process was, after last year,
2:16:11
they gotta nail this year or the future of the event could be seriously in
2:16:16
jeopardy. Yeah, and this is probably the worst case scenario because you didn't
2:16:20
even have an event. So the future event is to me very much showing
2:16:28
jeopardy. I hope it doesn't die just for the benefit and the good of
2:16:31
the black community, because it really was something that could be powerful in the
2:16:37
States. So but let's not use this moment. It's like, oh,
2:16:43
it was a race thing, you know, you know, the city against
2:16:46
some blah blah, blah yoh thing. Things got to be in order for
2:16:50
things to happen, especially when especially when like it's just it was a The
2:16:54
main thing is from what I got from it, it's just amount of people,
2:16:58
like it's this event draw us thousands, well over ten fifteen twenty thousand
2:17:03
people for this point, it probably would have been between like fifteen and twenty
2:17:07
thousand people, Like I seen this a lot of it. Yeah, I've
2:17:11
seen a lot of people come to this. The first one was it was
2:17:13
crazy, bro, there were there were so many people out there, so
2:17:16
I can only imagine that second one wasn't us too on the waterfront yellow nuts
2:17:22
nuts. Yeah, it was gonna be it just more so and it was
2:17:26
free. Gotta have gotta hand of your business. You gotta do what you
2:17:30
gotta do. Hopefully they bounced back. I really hope they. I truly
2:17:33
I hope they do. Shit happens, yeah, man, that's that's that
2:17:39
they have. Y'all been even one of them, any of them, m
2:17:43
J. You've never been to one of those. You get some good pictures
2:17:48
of them, but it doesn't exist. Oh no, you know that's the
2:17:50
second one this year. Second one you would have been eating he had some
2:17:52
great Negro pictures out there you would have to join, like the Good Time
2:17:56
June and a black Ass Ball, Yeah, one of them at the end
2:18:01
as well as you. Yeah, be done. We had two eighteen.
2:18:09
What you want to do? We can get one more, won't get one
2:18:13
more. I'm just funny, he said, cut this shit over. Some
2:18:20
of us gotta work tomorrow. Mm hmm. Sorry to hear that exactly now.
2:18:30
Yeah, thoughts everybody, Yeah, happy June t Yeah, I hope
2:18:37
you enjoyed the holiday. If you had off, Yeah, I did not.
2:18:41
I did not have to think about it. Well, I want to
2:18:46
say, I guess I did, but I didn't. We like my job
2:18:50
acknowledged the holiday on Friday instead of today, so he had off on Friday,
2:18:54
which a lot of jobs, which is stupid. Why. I guess
2:18:58
they didn't want people to have a long I don't know, I really don't.
2:19:01
I mean, it's a three way either way, so why not just
2:19:03
do it on the day that is actually the day of the day. I
2:19:05
don't know that. I don't know we're gonna give you off of but we
2:19:11
ain't gonna give it to you. Yeah, it's kind of crazy. Actual
2:19:16
we don't recognize it. But y'all niggas just coming to work on fun team.
2:19:18
Yeah, I want you to work on the acts of the day.
2:19:20
I want you to see it. I want you to look at that calendar
2:19:24
or no. Yeah, kind of nasty a little bit. Yeah, yeah,
2:19:28
I want to think about the watt Man. So I'm gonna keep stopping
2:19:31
about it. So yeah, um, I think once you said all you
2:19:37
know, it's time to go. That's what they say. Um, so
2:19:43
yeah, you already know what the deal is. Everything's in the monk tree.
2:19:46
Uh, check out the Patreon you know what I'm saying. Uh,
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Okay, Uh send this stuff. I don't know, whatever, whatever,
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whatever, whoever happened to the person that said that they was gonna send
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this Jerseys The hes be lying, let's let's not. I don't know.
2:20:13
I don't know, I don't know. I don't know who they are.
2:20:15
That was a long time ago, A long time ago, like on that,
2:20:18
I don't know a man alive. Yeah them, I hope you're still
2:20:24
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2:20:31
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love y'all people, yep, And I don't know that's that. That's anything
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else, guys. I'll say poppy, I'll say all right, all right,
2:21:31
okay, okay, okay, I shin't no that long in the books.
2:21:37
Baby. Oh, I wanted to tell y'all I have mine. I'll
2:21:39
say this for you know. I want to tell you this hat guy silk
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on the inside of him. For Yeah, Okay, I'm gonna tell you
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that cost sixty two sixty two extra sixty two dollars. Uh all right,
2:21:58
saw that's they get, not red beaters. Is like, boy, sorry,
2:22:07
I saw it. This is very I wonder if I should say this.
2:22:15
I saw I mentally challenge no Asian person. Now that's rare. I'm
2:22:20
saying that's a rare different. Yeah, I didn't know they make them.
2:22:24
I always thought when I was younger that they just killed them. No,
2:22:28
probably probably in the natively. They Yeah, they this it's just fact.
2:22:33
It's not facts. It's just speculation like ignorance. Yeah, they throw them
2:22:39
through that baby off the cliff. No with the hump. No, press
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the button. There's it's cordia. No, no weakness is over here,
2:22:48
baby, Press the button, Press that button. All right. So I'm
2:22:52
just all right. I can't share anything with anybody anymore.