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#77 Plane Attacks And Panic Attacks At School! · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: Beef cake. Look at look at that thick boy.
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  Speaker 2: Come here, thick boy, you look you look very cozy,
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  Speaker 2: very cozy. Today I might have to take my pants off.
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  Speaker 1: Take your shoes off, mate, relax.
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  Speaker 3: Na, Welcome back to two doting dads.
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  Speaker 1: I happen to be Maddie Jay and I happen to
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  Speaker 1: be Ash And this happens to be a podcast all
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  Speaker 1: about parenting. It is the good, it is the bad
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  Speaker 1: and the relatable. And we never ever ever give advice.
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  Speaker 2: Never.
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  Speaker 1: We are not that type of podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I refuse.
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  Speaker 1: We never will be. You will never change. Will be
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  Speaker 1: a place where we celebrate our failures as parents.
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  Speaker 2: Which is a lot of them.
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  Speaker 1: And if you of a failure, sit down and get
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  Speaker 1: comfortable one of us.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. And before we get started, Matts, we are drinking.
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  Speaker 2: Believe it or not, we are drinking a stone and wood.
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  Speaker 1: We thought we'd mix things up.
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  Speaker 2: Pacific Gal.
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  Speaker 1: This is Ellie Johnson's aka the Nana. Have ever drinking?
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  Speaker 2: She drinks and warm.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, there's one's in the fruite and she's like, no,
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  Speaker 1: this is fine. Something happens when you get older and
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  Speaker 1: your taste buds go a little bit skwy. But she
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  Speaker 1: still loves to taste of stone and wood, cold or warm.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like I want a warm one.
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  Speaker 1: Does anyone out there in winter enjoy warm stone and wood?
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  Speaker 2: If there would be people, do you reckon?
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  Speaker 1: I'd love to hear from you if you are If
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  Speaker 1: you're that person, get in touch. And if you're single
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  Speaker 1: and your male great.
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  Speaker 2: We are drinking the Pacific Ale mat and it gets
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  Speaker 2: his name from the Pacific Ocean or Byron Bay, which
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  Speaker 2: is on the Pacific Ocean, and they call it Byron
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  Speaker 2: Bay in a bottle with its passion fruit and also
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  Speaker 2: other tropical fruit. It is definitely my favorite beer.
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  Speaker 1: I had a few people around for Marley's birthday, Ash
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  Speaker 1: just a couple of individuals. It wasn't anything too big.
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  Speaker 1: I love you got them individuals. It was mostly mums
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  Speaker 1: that came with the kids. And I'm talking like three
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  Speaker 1: just in case your thanks wonder right. You didn't get invitation,
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  Speaker 1: but stone and Wood Pacific Ol made a strong appearance.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have any wine in the fridge and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, can I interest you all in a Pacific Ale.
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  Speaker 2: I'll put it in a wine glass. Went down very well,
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  Speaker 2: beautiful cheers. The stone wood for making this possible. As always,
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  Speaker 2: we love you. How are you, my friend?
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing I'm doing okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, last time I saw you, I'll say, scurrying off
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  Speaker 2: very quickly to get to the airport.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes yes.
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  Speaker 2: Tell us what was the occasion, Matt.
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  Speaker 1: I have been wanting to tell you the story.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that thought, I'm too hot. That's one layer of
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  Speaker 2: clothing gone.
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  Speaker 1: And it begins. Oh how does that feel? Give that
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  Speaker 1: nugg and a scratch?
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  Speaker 2: I have nits?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry about that. I've been wanting to tell you the
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  Speaker 1: story since it happened.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you haven't ended my calls.
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  Speaker 1: We avoid telling each other any stories until we're in
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  Speaker 1: the podcast. But I had to go to Melbourne last week.
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  Speaker 1: I had a job down there. It was on a Thursday,
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  Speaker 1: and you know I have the kids on Thursdays, so
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  Speaker 1: it's hard to manage because Laura's also flat out. But
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  Speaker 1: I thought, do you know what I'll do. I'll bring
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  Speaker 1: the kids with me, big mistake, down to Melbourne. It'll
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  Speaker 1: be fun, it'll be an adventure, we'll all have a
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  Speaker 1: great time and then we'll fly back the next day.
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  Speaker 1: So that's what we did.
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  Speaker 2: End of story.
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  Speaker 1: It's always it's always one of those cases where you're like,
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  Speaker 1: this will be fun playing trips. They're an adventure, the
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  Speaker 1: kids will love it. But it was It's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of moving around. Two flights and within twenty four hours
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  Speaker 1: with kids, it's no good, no good, it's no good.
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  Speaker 1: So Ash, I'm gonna I'm just going to go out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you what happened.
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  Speaker 2: Set the scene.
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  Speaker 1: I almost got bashed on a plane.
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  Speaker 2: What you how you're superlite, You're too nice, especially to
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  Speaker 2: the public especially it's me a little bit mean, but
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  Speaker 2: to the public you are extra nice. How did this happen? Matt?
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  Speaker 1: So we did?
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  Speaker 2: Unless another man's wife fell in love with you? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: definishly good, looks charming man.
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  Speaker 1: So the job was finished.
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  Speaker 2: I bet it was. I was sorry. I bet it
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  Speaker 2: wasn't there that's one new thing, trademark. I bet it was.
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  Speaker 1: And it was time to return back to Sydney to
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  Speaker 1: get to the airport. Flight was a little bit delayed
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  Speaker 1: and we're waiting to board the plane. Lola ended up
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  Speaker 1: falling asleep in my lap, and you know, tonightmare when
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  Speaker 1: the kids always full asleep when you have to then
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  Speaker 1: like going yeah, actually fell asleep. Twenty minutes later, they're
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  Speaker 1: like boarding for Jetstar blah blah blah blah. So now
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  Speaker 1: as we're getting if the walk across the tarmac, she
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  Speaker 1: wakes up crying. She's having a terrible time. She's like,
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  Speaker 1: I was fucking sleeping. Why are we on a tarmac
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  Speaker 1: and why is there a jet engine in my face?
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  Speaker 1: So we get the kids down in their seats. I'm
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  Speaker 1: in the aisle. Lola's next to me, screaming because she's
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  Speaker 1: just been working up. Marley's in the window seat watching
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  Speaker 1: her iPad, preoccupied. Maley's been great. The person in front
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  Speaker 1: of me was very agitated. It was a man. There
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  Speaker 1: was a man in a red jacket.
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  Speaker 2: Detriment for the story.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, anyway, So everyone's boarded playing. Doors are shut and
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  Speaker 1: I'm still trying to settle Lola very aware that I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to.
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  Speaker 2: Make it's like trying to diffuse a bomb.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I'm dealing with that. The guy in front
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  Speaker 1: of me turns around, peers over the seat, looks at me,
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  Speaker 1: and he goes, do you want me to break your
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  Speaker 1: fucking nose?
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  Speaker 2: No? No, no, are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: I am deadly serious right now?
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  Speaker 2: He just out of nowhere.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, and I'm like what I was like, is
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  Speaker 1: this a joke? Is this? I was like, what, I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to comprehend what's going on? Because it came left field?
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  Speaker 2: What sort of bloke was he like? Was?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it turns out he wasn't quite right. I want
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  Speaker 1: to say. He was like mister Freeze two point.
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  Speaker 2: Zero, so you reckon. It was like an isotic.
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  Speaker 1: He was he was he wasn't. I wasn't sure in
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  Speaker 1: that moment because I said excuse me, and he goes,
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  Speaker 1: do you want to break your fucking nose? And I
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  Speaker 1: was like, And luckily Marley didn't hear because she was
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  Speaker 1: on a iPad. Lola was screaming the house down, so
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  Speaker 1: she didn't realize. And I was like, oh, like in
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  Speaker 1: that moment, I just froze. I It's like, holy shit.
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  Speaker 1: But then the lucky thing was so lucky that this happened.
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  Speaker 1: The air hosty happened to be right next to me
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  Speaker 1: walking down the aisle as he said that, and she
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  Speaker 1: clocked it and she was like she had the second time,
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  Speaker 1: she goes, excuse me, and he goes, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: put my fucking seat back and he's not letting me
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  Speaker 1: do it. And I wasn't even touching the seat. I
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  Speaker 1: was because I was sitting facing you know, Lola. I
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  Speaker 1: was like hunched over.
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  Speaker 2: So it wasn't the it wasn't Lola crying. It was
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  Speaker 2: the seat for their combination.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I thought. And I was she was like,
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  Speaker 1: excuse me, and he starts flipping out, saying that I'm
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  Speaker 1: stopping Hi from putting his seat back, and I was,
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  Speaker 1: that's not quite right. And then she spoke to him
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  Speaker 1: for a little bit. He's clearly not right. He's he
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  Speaker 1: must be high as a kite. Was just like not
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  Speaker 1: because then she said, don't react to him. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to sort this out. Because I was like, am I
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  Speaker 1: is this going to end up in a fight right now? Like?
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  Speaker 1: Am I going to have to if he starts coming
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  Speaker 1: at me again? You know? I don't. Yeah, yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: like ready for fucking battle, dude, especially in front of
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  Speaker 1: your kids. Yeah. And then as the air hosty walks off,
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  Speaker 1: he he's going.
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  Speaker 2: Shut.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm like, Okay, this guy is he's not all there.
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  Speaker 1: He's not all there. And also a few of the
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  Speaker 1: people start clocking it now. But I'm not sure what
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  Speaker 1: normally happens in that scenario, but she the air hosty
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  Speaker 1: like taps him the shoulder and she just says, don't worry,
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  Speaker 1: We'll get him off the plane. And so I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: but the issue was and we're waiting, doors are shut
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  Speaker 1: in the plane. Five minutes go by, ten minutes go by,
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  Speaker 1: he's still really agitated.
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  Speaker 2: And so someone sitting next to him, yeah, there was.
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  Speaker 1: It was another jet Star employee. Luckily, so no one
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  Speaker 1: in the middle. There's a Jetstar employee was not working,
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  Speaker 1: but she was in the window seat and she was
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  Speaker 1: a young girl as well. She was looking a bit
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  Speaker 1: worried concerned, and I was thinking my mind, like this
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  Speaker 1: is going to kick off, like this guy is only
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  Speaker 1: she's going to get him off the plane. And the
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  Speaker 1: captain does an announcement and says President seating number thirty D.
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  Speaker 1: He just goes, we have a small issue with someone's
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  Speaker 1: booking that we're just figuring it out now, so just
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  Speaker 1: hold time and we'll be up in the air and
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  Speaker 1: no time, and then cops come on, whoa come on,
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  Speaker 1: And they tap on the shoulder and they say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: there's just been a really small problem with your booking
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  Speaker 1: and we just also, something's wrong with your luggage and
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  Speaker 1: you to the guy and then he goes, I don't
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  Speaker 1: have any luggage now, and they say can you can
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  Speaker 1: you get off the flight? Come with us, don't worry,
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  Speaker 1: you're still going to fly today. They're very good at
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  Speaker 1: keeping it calm. You're going to be on the next flight.
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  Speaker 2: They just drag that motherfucker off.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, get into my headline.
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  Speaker 2: He came right for hold his arms.
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  Speaker 1: Back for me, and then I was thinking, this is
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  Speaker 1: when it's gonna Yeah, you know those scenes you see
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  Speaker 1: like a video and social media and it's someone like
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  Speaker 1: literally in a head like getting dragged off the plane.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, this is about this, this is going
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  Speaker 2: to happen.
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  Speaker 1: And luckily he was like, but I'm still going to
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: fly today, and they go, yeah, it's still flying. You'll
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  Speaker 1: be on the next flight out here in fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, you're gotcha. He gets off the plane.
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just voluntarily gets Yes. I wanted to see you
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  Speaker 2: on the news. Imagine if you were like and it's
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: going to be on the news tonight and it's just
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  Speaker 2: like you gone carried off.
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  Speaker 1: But they get him off the plane, and I still like,
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't sure if he was going to look at
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  Speaker 1: me and be like, you're the reason why I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: kicked off, you know. And I've got Miley and Lola
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  Speaker 1: next to me. But also Mom came with us as well.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's right before the police came on. Mum was like,
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  Speaker 1: can you smell something? Because he's I want to assume
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  Speaker 1: that this this guy hasn't showered for a long time
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  Speaker 1: as well, so he has quite a pungent smell. So
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  Speaker 1: Nana is in the next She's like, man, can you
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  Speaker 1: smell something? This is whilst we're waiting for the police
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  Speaker 1: to come and take me and looking at Nan and
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: going shut up.
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  Speaker 2: Generation has no chill.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, what And that guy seems a bit strange,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't he because he's a talking in tongues by himself.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, for god, second, now are you
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  Speaker 1: shut the hell like the police?
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  Speaker 2: Can you take her with you? I imagine your mumbling
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  Speaker 2: and they go, oh.
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  Speaker 1: The police are here.
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  Speaker 2: Something stinks.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, he gets off the plane, and I was the relief.
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  Speaker 2: That, Yeah, I can imagine the sigh of relief I was.
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  Speaker 1: I was in my mind, I was like, I'm going
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: to get punched and elbowt in the face right now,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm going to do it in front of my kids.
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  Speaker 2: Great for publicity for the podcast, You're like, I've been
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: doting dad, that's's podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I'm all for a story as long as knowing
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy for the story to be this level of extreme.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to get hit find anyone, but I
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  Speaker 1: do want to give a shout out to the jet
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  Speaker 1: Star flight attendants, the women on that plane.
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  Speaker 2: They just killed it.
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  Speaker 1: They killed it, they dealt with it. They are very professional.
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  Speaker 2: We now often that happens, well, she.
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  Speaker 1: Says quite a lot apparently, really yeah. She was like,
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  Speaker 1: you'd be surprised. She's like the flight from between Melbourne
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  Speaker 1: and Sydney, She's like, that's where it happens. Really yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she said, two weeks ago the plane was taking off
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  Speaker 1: and a guy just got out of his seat and
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  Speaker 1: started flipping out up and down the aisle.
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  Speaker 2: Had at what point mid takeoff? You go, now is
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  Speaker 2: my time?
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me? He like, does that weird shuffle out from
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  Speaker 2: the window.
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  Speaker 1: Just be one second? Excuse me? Excuse me?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad you made it back in one, Pete,
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  Speaker 2: and I can't imagine the week you've had not been
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  Speaker 2: able to tell me that. So I can imagine that
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  Speaker 2: you would have been like on that plane, Guard, I
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  Speaker 2: can't wait to tell us this story.
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  Speaker 1: I was in the air being like, buy wi FI
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  Speaker 1: tell him. But it goes to show one thing. You
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: shouldn't put your seat back on a domestic fly.
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  Speaker 2: No, you shouldn't anyway. I don't think. I don't think.
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  Speaker 2: I don't do it. I don't go back unless there's
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  Speaker 2: no one behind me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fucking joking to Oh fucking hell.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm saying, be courteous. I thought you were serious. Look,
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  Speaker 2: I'm serious. One of us around it needs to be serious.
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  Speaker 1: It's a very good point. Yes, I never me myself personally.
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  Speaker 1: I never do it on a fly.
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: I know I'm going to be on Q and A
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  Speaker 2: this week and that's gonna be one of the questions.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: Do you ever recline your seatback?
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  Speaker 1: I never do anything. It's inconvenient for the people.
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  Speaker 2: Behind me, But I also think if I do it,
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  Speaker 2: the people behind me can also do it, so that
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  Speaker 2: evens itself out all the way down to the back
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  Speaker 2: of the plane.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for clarifying.
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  Speaker 2: That's okay, thank you. I'm glad. I'm glad you made
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  Speaker 2: it back in one piece. A couple of things happened
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  Speaker 2: to me while you're away.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of you make me laugh.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: You make me laugh.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. That's what I'm here for. And you can
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: wheel me back out.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: What do you got?
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: Two things happened to me while you're away. While you
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: were making enemies, I was making friends.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: That is not like you at all. You know how
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: we spoke about.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: Oscar making a friend, which is Siri, which that's still ongoing.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: But I also made a friend.
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  Speaker 1: I'm intrigued.
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  Speaker 2: So every Thursday is same with me. I have Macy,
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: yes Thursday, so we go swimming, try and tuck her out.
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  Speaker 2: Then we go to rhyme time. Okay, which what is
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: rhyme time again? It's a place where you go to
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  Speaker 2: rhyme No, it's at the local library.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: You go there at spitbars. I'm just a tired dad.
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  Speaker 1: I'm rad No, No, I'm also bad. That's terrible. Please stop,
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: please stop right now. The download numbers just went. So
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: it's a place you go library where.
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  Speaker 2: They do they sing songs to the kids, they read
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  Speaker 2: books like a group. It's free, brilliant initiative, I think,
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  Speaker 2: because it's half an hour for me to sit on
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  Speaker 2: my phone while they do that. And they're like singing
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  Speaker 2: and their kids are all usually a similar age, like
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  Speaker 2: two three. This is just Macy, just Macy. So I
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  Speaker 2: take Macey every week and she's slowly like she's involved.
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  Speaker 1: For half.
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  Speaker 2: She there's the song she likes, the song she doesn't like,
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  Speaker 2: and she comes back and she sits with me, or
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: she grabs a book and sits with me.
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  Speaker 1: What are the songs that she doesn't like?
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't care for days of the week anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Days of the week, days of the week. Yeah, and
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: this Tuesday, this is my story.
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  Speaker 2: Macy's bit off it. She's just like I'm up. She
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  Speaker 2: wants more of the songs that have the props, the ribbons,
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: the shakers, big parachute. They all go under underneath it
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  Speaker 2: or like a song that goes and they all fall
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  Speaker 2: down and they all fall down, and then like walks
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  Speaker 2: are boring, Let's be honest, it's just someone reading and
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  Speaker 2: read it. So she gets her own book and comes
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: over to me, and usually that's snack time. So the
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: O I was like okay, having snacks. And she pulled
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  Speaker 2: out a a little bag of the like little cookies
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  Speaker 2: that she had, chocolate chip cookies. And I was like, dad,
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  Speaker 2: you have one of those? Two I opened it, she
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: grabbed one walked away to go and do rhyme time
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: the cookies. The opening of the cookies has attracted a
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: small young boy.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: The sound well come out of nowhere. He's like, what
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: do you got there? What do you got home over?
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: And I was like that rustle, the aluminum kind of
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: like plastic rustle. I can hear that from myles?
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Is to retain the freshness of the cookies. That's what
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: that is. Anyway, you shouldn't. I have learned, not the
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: hard way, but I've learned that you don't just give
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: another kid cookie case you've got an allergy, might have
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: an allergy.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: So I sort of that is very intelligent for me anyway.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: So he put his april taught you that.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Oh absolutely. So he put his hand on my knee
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: because we're sitting on the ground like like Buster would do,
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: and he wants something.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: He's like just to let you know that he's there.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I'm here.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: He's like tapping, I'm right here, thank you. Sir, and
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: I was like trying to ignore him, awkward, like I
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: don't know what, I don't know what, like what the
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: difference between just moving your head like this is. But
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: when you're trying to not let them know that you're not,
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: you're trying to ignore them, your whole buddy, putting your
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: back to them.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Kids.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Anyway, the mum comes over and she was like, it's
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: so sorry, and she was like he loves cookies, was obviously.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: So I took that as if like.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: He'll get one.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, you can have what. She's like, no, no,
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: it's okay. He's got his own. And I was like,
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: she took they homemade? Were they bought cookies?
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Homemade? Do you think I am ready? Crockers flavor tadies?
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: What have we got?
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: No? They just chopped the chip cookies, yeah, classics. So
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: he's he's gone off anyway, makes you come back to
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: get another cookie and guess who reappears? And I went,
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: there you go and the cookie and.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: You haven't killed the child, have you. He's like, don't
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: ruin my storry. No, No, he's.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Give it a little lot of approval. Triffed off, and
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: I thought, oh.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Anyway, one is never enough, and other song's gone by.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: He's obviously finished the cookie and he reappears, and like
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: this time he came back with much more confidence.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: He was like, fucking give us one.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: And he's like walking across these kids, like knocking gets
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: out of the way as I'm getting this cookie.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: So it's rummaging through your pockets.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: First of all, I was like, that's all right, got
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: another cookie, took off, and I thought that's got to
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: be it. That's surely that's got to be it. And
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: then he's come back again and I'm like, where the
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: fuck is this? Mum gone? She's obviously just watching this
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: all unfold. Anyway, by the time we'd finished the thing
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: of cookies, he's sitting next to me and we're like
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: doing her right time together Anyway, twenty minutes he's out
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: there and we're doing all the wrong times. Macey's coming
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: back and forth as well.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Do it he or is she like? Because sometimes they're
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: like my daddy.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: She was sweet, she was sweet, we'll fine, and then
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: I may she's come over for some water, and he
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: was like.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: What else, Like that's by the end of.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: It, and it was like and then the rhyme time
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: wraps up, the mums come out of nowhere. She's obviously
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: watched the whole thing unfold. She's she's like, great, this
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: guy's got him all good. She comes back home, she's
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: like thank you, sEH bye, like I worked there. She's
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: taking off with my new friend.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: You just saved yourself paying for lunch.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So anyway, I've got a new friend now, so
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: hopefully he's that rym time. If he's listening.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: There's no greater compliment I think than a child just
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: instantly being drawn towards you.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's annoying, but you know you're a you have
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: a warm presence.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: I know I never make I don't make a lot
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: of friends. I wonder why that is.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: It's nice to see you smile as well.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Anyway, that was one thing that happened over the time
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: that you're away. So I've got a new friend now.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know his name.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I know, like, did you see a regular visitor to
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: run time?
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: I'll find out when I go back this week. I
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: didn't get to go.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: He's probably going to start spreading the word as well
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: as that you guys want some cookies?
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: A dealer yeah, the nice question give I want to
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: call that for you. Both your kid and my kid
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: are at the age that next year they're going to
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: big school.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, so we have enrolled daycare fees.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: What's up public school? Anyway, we we enrolled Oscar into
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: a local school near me and it turns out to
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: be the school that I went to as a child.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: This is a question for April, but I'll ask you
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: when do you have to enroll them by? I haven't
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: enrolled Marley. Now you have to do it now.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: You should have done it by now. Really.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you're in the catchment, are they forced
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: to take you?
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: No? Okay, no, because you're I would find that your
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: catchment falls into a couple of different schools.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Ship. So the thing is you remind me after we
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: finished recording, because because if you if they're like, okay,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: we've got this amount of kids from the cashment, we'll
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: start to take people out of area.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Fuck. Yes, just be careful. Hopefully I'm helping you here.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: So we did. We had an open day, so it
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: was an over day where you go with your kid.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to name the school because they're for
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: privacy reasons obviously, it's but it was a school I
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: went to as a kid, okay, And we drove in
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: and immediately I was like, this is fucking weird. Yeah,
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: so weird.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Has it changed much?
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: It's exactly the same, exactly so much. So, like went
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: down the track to the school to the school entrance,
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: were lining up to do your check in, because I mean,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: it is a school. You got to check in and
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: they do a quick police check. Make short't it. But
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: like you know, and all my friends that I'm still
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: friends with, the guys I went to school with there
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: like close, like we hang out every day, which is wow. Wild.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: It was weird.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: It was kind of this weird nostalgic moment where you're like,
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: you know where, like you're walking past things that you're like,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: holy shit, I remember when this happened here, and do
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: you do?
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: You know what I find The weirdest thing about going
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: back to primary school is that everything's so tiny. Do
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: you find that like when you were oh yeah yeah yeah,
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: when you were they're like where you would put your
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: bags or the bubblers. Everything is fucking miniature.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: It's so small.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like I feel like a giant going
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: back in there.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Nothing absolutely nothing has changed. Obviously technology and updating of
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: current things, but like you walk through the office and
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: I was like, holy shit. I was like, that's Sick Bay,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: still Sick Bay. That's the principal's office. Still the principal's offer.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Any teacher's still there.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: I'll get the back. We're on this tour and I'm walking.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: We walk out of the office, so this thing that
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: overlooks the whole playground identical. Nothing has fucking changed whatsoever.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: And I'm in I'm spinning out. I'm like, it's the
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: school that shaped me. And it's like you start to
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: remember little bits and pieces of like memories, memories flooding.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: I was just like, spin it out and I was like,
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: holy shit, nothing has changed. And the vice principal was
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: right behind me and she was like, did you used
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: to go here? I said, I went to this school
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: twenty two years ago.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: FU shit, we're old.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I know that's when I left. I was like, I
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: had been there for five years prior to when I
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: had left. And she was like, oh, is it what
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: you know? Is it the same? I'm like, it's grabbing.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: I'm like, woman, nothing PTSD is killing me. Thankfully, I
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: had thankfully. I have nothing but very good memories from
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: primary school. It wasn't a traumatic time for me. It
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: was the only school that I went to for the
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: whole time. Actually, no, it's the longest school that I
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: spent time at. After that, the memory is hazy. But
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: she was like, oh, that's great. So it's all the same.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: I'm like, everything is the same, like the red brick,
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: nothing has changed whatsoever. There's plaques and stuff on the
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: ground with people's names on it from when I was
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: at school, and teachers, and.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: So it's all the same.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: She was like, oh, do you remember any teachers. I
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I had this one teacher and I
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: told her the teacher's name.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: She goes, yep, she's still here. I was like, fuck off,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: surely that'll be dead by now.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: A couple of them are dead. One of them done
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: in a boating accident. That was rumor. That's not going
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: to do, but you start. It was funny, like walking
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: through watching Oscar, you know. We went to a couple
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: of the classrooms and I was like, I remember this.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Teachers that they're holding hands with the kids and you're
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: just there rocking in the corner of a classroom. Inside
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: a classroom. Three's being like time goes so quickly, I
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: enjoy every second.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: There was a combination of that and April like crying
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: because just like realizing that we're kids. And I was
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: just like where these weird couple were.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: I'm just like rocking in the corner and.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: I was like, it's growing up so fast.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: The other parents were they crying? No?
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Normal? Anyway, We're doing the tour, and it was like
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: I kept having these flashbacks of moments and we went
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: to the hall. They have a big hall that the
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: hall is exactly the same, and they were doing like
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: a dance class, like the year six was doing a
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: dance class, and I just had this memory come flooding back.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: So when I was like, it must have been year
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: four or year five or something like that. I know,
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: so how it would it be, say ten and me
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: and all the friends that I still am friends with.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Now this teacher started an all boys dance class and
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: she was like recruiting all these boys, suspect, but like
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: she was just like wanting to be wanting to get
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: more inclusive of just the girls doing the dance.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: She's now in prison, We'll get there. It turns out
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: she was grooming us all. She grooms all that.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: It's actually quite a sad story, this one. So sorry
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: it was. It was as she was wh who died
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: in the boating accident. No, it's a funny, sad memory.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Funny for me, sad for her. So she's gone. She's
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: spent all this time recruiting all these boys to do it,
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: and we were like, yeah, let's do it. Okay, yeah,
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: this would be SIGNI like hip hop dancing. Oh god,
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: it's sad. Anyway, so she's recruited this all, and then
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: we did a couple of classes and all of the
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: boys realized that this is they're good. This is not good.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: We don't like this, so we all quit it once. Anyway,
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: the teacher cried, I know, I know, but straight away
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: I went to the group chat today or like that
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: on the day of being like, hey, I'm currently at
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: school having all these nostalgic memories, and I remember that
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: this came up. Kids are savage. That's a savage thing
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: to do.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: But she's got she's got to understand.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: She befull cried, dude, we all got in trouble. We
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: all got in trouble, not in trouble. But we all
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: got like a hey, guys, look you've really disappointed this teacher.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: And we were like, I always want to run around
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: the oval and tackle each tease each other. I don't
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: want to learn how to do a six step.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly right. That's another thing that like you start
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: remembering all the embarrassing things that you did and you're like,
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: oh god, why am I so sad? So in that
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: young age, say year five, year six, you start to develop.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: You know, You're like, oh, she's hot, you know, little
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: girl like you know, you start to have attracted to
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: the eye.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I used to have a ruler that had do you
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: still with a girl called Mallory and I the ruler
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: and she would read it and be like yeah, and
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: then she'd have written on a rubber and he'd be
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: like do you still and you'd be like, yeah, we
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: still liked each other.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So you start to like girls and stuff
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: like that. So there was a girl that I really like,
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: really liked at the time. My mates were like, yeah,
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: de to do it, to do it? Anyway I went
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: at one lunchtime. It was like getting to the point
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: like yeah, de to do it, to do it? She
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: was like yeah, I'm keen. Yeah, I'm keen. She was
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: keen for the kids, which is great. You know, I'm
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: developing as a young man and were young boy young
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: man in primary school. That's what eleven or twelve okay.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Twelve reasons.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: She was eight, No, in the same grade, in the
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: same class. We liked each other anyway, so I went
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: in there.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: It was consensual.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Say it was consensual. It was it was like her
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: friends with Jeta, that my friends, and it was going
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: to happen. Everyone's gathered an audience, allience. Everyone's gathered. So
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I've gone in for it, and one of my dickhead
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: maids has pushed me. As I've done it, I full.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Raspberry to fade like.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: On a cheek.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Everyone's gone from then on out.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: I was ridiculed for being the puffer.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Fish, and I was like, who is your mate?
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: His name was Michael Down. He's probably listening. I have
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: seen my mate since I did this school tour, and
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: we talked about that story and it was like.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, kids are savvy.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Jay. There's a lot of other stuff that was gone
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: through this group chat now that we're like, remember the
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: is remember that? Remember that? Anyway, I would say that
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: doing the school too with Oscar has traumatized me, but
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: also felt like I missed those days as a kid,
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: like you miss those.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: No I know, hear me out.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, I found myself very in a very I don't
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: know if we finished the day, went home, and I
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: felt like fuck, like where's top one, where's time? But
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: I also felt like really thankful and really grateful for
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: going to a school like that, because, like I said,
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: I still hang out with all of those guys like daily,
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: like speaking to him this morning.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Michael still around? Who Michael Dawn? Who's the guy Michael down?
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Actually here's a story too. He moves away, but I moved.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I moved back to Sydney. Went shut up.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: I got into an elevator in the city and he
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: was in there and he was like ash random anyway,
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: But I am still friends with all those Hey, I'm
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: trying to have a nice moment here.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: What the fuck was that? Sorry?
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Sorry? I just ran into him, like thirty years later
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: in an elevator. What are the chances? What?
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: What?
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: I'm not the laughing song of this podcast. Okay, I'm
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: deeply hurt.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: No, just that was sorry.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: That's a dreadful story, but Okay, please, what the coincidence
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: of running into someone thirty years later in an elevator
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: after we both moved.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Away, And no, I get that. I get it, I
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: get it, I get it. It was just like it
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: was just at like no context.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: No context. It was like ASH was like, no, you
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: got the wrong guy. Actually I got another buddy. No, no,
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: anyway to enroll your kids or your kid's going to
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: be going to some school out fucking w You're gonna have.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Relax. Turn on me. I've turned on you.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: I can't finish the story. I'm losing concentration.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I agree, I agree. That was It's You're very lucky.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I'm going home.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: I'm done with it. You finished this podcast on your own,
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: all right. You're bullying me now. Anyway, that was open day.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: I'm now studying to be a teacher. To go back.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Goodness me, I'm glad that I can bring you so
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: much joy.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Maybe you laugh. That's why I like it, That's why,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: that's why. Is that the only reason I'm here. I've
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: got a quick story.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: We don't have time. We would have, but I took
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: up all the time. I've actually got one more So,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: when was.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: The last time you went to the movies with the kids.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: I've taken them.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: You never have, no, Sorry, I forgot your absent father. Apologies.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, you could talk to put my kids in
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: the face of danger on aeroplanes, like join me to
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: break my mind, jot me to break you. Notice, like
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: you could break either of these girls. Mary, get me, Adam.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Let me use you as a human shield. Oh no,
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: I've never taken them, April. April has taken I think Oscar.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Early days, it was like a mother like kids. Yeah, yeah,
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: like in the mother's group sort of thing.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they have at cinemas, they would have set times
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: where everyone brings their kids and the kids can run around.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Your baby in the room, watch the movie, enjoy something.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: It's the soundproof room.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: It's great, It's okay, it's it's beautiful. But that's my
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: I mean of the movie once or twice. Both times
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: have been the designated parent child toddler times. And it's
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: during the week as well, like on a Wednesday.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: They're not running on a weekend.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Well that's what I'm a fucking idiot. I'm an idiot.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: He went on a weekend in a non Yeah, okay,
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: all right, I'm with you.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because Laura has got for those of is this
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: going to be a.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Good story or is it going to be a shit story.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I don't tell the stories for you tell them. I
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: tell them for the listeners.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: I tell mine for you.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: You need to rethink that, pal, I really need to
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: think about my whole back catalog down now. So Laura's gone,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: she left, she left you again, She's left me again.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: She's over in India having a great time. Nana's gone
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: as well, she's in Bali. So I've got both girls.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Nana's on another another contigue to like spending all of
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: my inheritance as well. And I the girls piercing down
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: with Rain on Sunday, and I was like, fuck, what
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: do I I just need something to do to get
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: him out of the house, like a few hours. And
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I thought inside out too, great film, great film, the
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: girls a love they've really got into.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: The first tie was great. Yeah, with you agree, So.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I thought, Sunday afternoon, two o'clock sitting perfect. As I
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: got there, I was like, holy shit, there are a
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: lot of people who also went to the movies, and
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: a lot of teenagers. I forget how horrid teenagers are
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: when they're like amongst each other in groups groups of teenagers,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: like that's a fun They're so rude.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: If you're in a group of teenagers and you think
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: you're cool, you're not not loser.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Wake up.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah you look awkward too.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Whatever you're wearing, it's awkward. Thank you. I needed that.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Get a mash.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: I was talking about you, not then, but no, I'm
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: talking about that.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: So I wanted to get there not too early, because
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: we all know the trailers and the adverts. Kids don't
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: care for that. They just want to get strenged the action.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: So I thought I'll time it so we kind of
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: get in there. The movie started, but I timed it
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: a bit too late, so it was really dark, and
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: I couldn't fucking figure out. I don't go the movies hardly, ever,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: I couldn't figure out. I was like ct D five.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it meant they never used to b seat allocations. Yeah,
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: but do you know why they do that now? Why?
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: I was just gonna make something up.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: But I was fucking ready for it. But I was
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: trying to find my seat, and I was also looking
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: at all the seats were taken, so I was like,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: I must be in the wrong spot. So I go
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: to the other side of the cinema. Marley and Lalla
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: are like, fuck, Dad, like grab a seat, go back
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: to the other side. And these girls, these teenagers, I'm like,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: you're in my seat and they're like no. I said,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: you're like, here's.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: My joying to break your nose, and the cycle and
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: the cycle continues.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: So they get out watching the movie. Mally she like
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: the last time she went to the movies was the
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: kid things, so she kind of looks at me and says, Dad,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: can I run around and dance at the front? And
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: I was like, no, you can't. Lola's like, Dad, I'm hungry,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, God, i's got to keep it down.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: The cinema was full of adults and nightmare teenagers, and
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I just had this wild anxiety of the fact that
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: I'm ruining the movie experience other people, you know, moment
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: that comedy show your.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Own large barker to come in and be like get out.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Well, I kind of thought that people might start you
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: saying like, get those kids out of here. So I
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: was like, it's a kid's movie, loser, but also Inside
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Out too is about the girl going through puberty. Molly
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: and Lola were like, what the what's pumany? It's like
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: that's a period.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Be like, what's menopause? They should do Inside Out three
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: about going through menopause.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: There he is, ideas man Ashwicks.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: He's good, write that down.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: So I also, Lola was sitting in my lap and
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: then these other teenagers came and said, oh, can we
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: sit here? And I was like, well, no, that's my seat,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: but my daughter's on my lap. Hold this, and I
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: was like I got fucking take this anymore. Morley and
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Lala are also like, Dad, that's joy and that's this
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: like they're just talking volume. And I was like, I
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: need to get the fuck out of here. This is
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: like them. I'm just anxiety is pulsating through my body
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: right now. We lasted forty five minutes. Marley Lala will
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: also like it where we're bored. I thought that's pretty good.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: We're halfway there, past a halfway.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: What's the rest of his home when it comes out?
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Right? So I got out of there. And then as
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: soon as we got out, Morley and Laula are like, wait,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: we're goan to watch the movie again. And I was like,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: oh god, Dennis, I was like moving mistake. Oh dude,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: big mistake, terrible, and it was like twenty bucks a ticket.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: It was an expensive mistake.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Expensive. Yeah, it is an expensive thing to do when
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: your kids aren't really going to enjoy it.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's just me, but I was like, it's really
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: fucking loud. It's so loud.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Well, what you should we should do? What they should do,
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: not me because I don't own a movie theater yet.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: What they should do is they should put them all
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: the kids in the room and put a really scary movie. Honestly,
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: what happens.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: I was I was locked into your idea. Sorry.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Sorry, Sometimes I got to have bad ones. If I
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: had all good ones, then there'd be no standard.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: If you don't love it my worst, yes, don't deserve
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: it my bad.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're all good. There'd be no standouts, and then
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: nothing would get done.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: But this is actually a very exciting announcement. Yes that
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: we are. We're going to give parents.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: First of all, you're going to announce something else. You
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: just turn all these parents off guard of the movies.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Well, don't go to the movies with the regular folks.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're regular folk, with the normies. We got
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: us parents have to stick together.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Yes together, agree with you.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Powering numbers. We're going to do a movie just for
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: parents and their kids, toddlers, whatever age they are, will
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: take them all. Don't bring your adult children. Don't bring
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: your packs of teenagers if they're over the age of ten.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: We don't want to.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of us in aout nothing but trouble.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: We're going to do a movie.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: We are on we're doing the day.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: It's going to be the thirteenth of July. July.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Fuck that soon.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: It's very soon, very soon. If you would like to come,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: we've got forty spots available, so it's like forty spots total.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: You can come along children. If you have children, yeah,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: bring them along.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: How are we going to do We're going to do
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: a link.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: We're going to a link in our bio. You'll see
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: it on story also the show notes. So we'll just
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: make it first in best dressed. So if you're in
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Sydney on the thirteenth of July and you want to
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: see a movie with myself and our kids and let
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: the kids run wild.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: Well, April will be I canna ask you, will Lawer
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: be there?
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah? She will?
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, April will be there too. Will Ellie be there, Yeah.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: I'm sure she'll be on another fucking overseas trip.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: She might be there. But we're also going to have
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: other activities too, before and after career have to come
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: along see what those are.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: And it's thanks to Paramount Plus. We don't know what
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: movie it'll be. We're gonna we'll do a post on
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: two d d on two doting dads where people can
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: vote for what movie they want from Paramount Plus.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it'll be a private cinema. Okay, to be
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: a little private party with.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Us lovely love that no teenagers.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: If you bring a pack of teenagers when you get security,
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: we will get security.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I'll get chicken wing ed out of there.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: I'd love to chicken wing fucking pack as teenagers out
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: of the door.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Should we do you? Petty couple?
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Sure absolutely, petty couple, Welcome down the street.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Petty couple. They kind I like with me.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Couple.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: I love you, but no one can push me quite
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: like you.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Matt. I'm gonna go first, if that's okay with you,
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Kate says. She says, she has said she has written
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: in and told us one of my pet peeves is
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: my husband leaves his clothes and shoes all over the
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: house guilty, especially in doorways and high traffic areas. Using
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: the word high traffic in the household top tier. My passive, aggressive,
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: petty response. I take photos of your scattered belongings every
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: time I come across them and send them.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: To him throughout the day.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: That's pretty petty. My camera ll looks like a bizarre
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: fashion catalog.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: It's so fucking petty, but it's brilliant.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: I'm going to give Kate a little bit of advice
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: on how to elevate this pettiness go on. She needs
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: to create an Instagram page. Okay, and we've said Instagram page.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Use that to publicly humiliate her husband, or.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Even better, send it to us and we'll publicly accept Fuck,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: did Laura come in the front door? I take six steps.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: That little nook behind you is where I normally dump
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: my shoes in a high traffic area, as.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Laura have tiny feet.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: But Laura's like they've got twelve pairs of shoes, like three. Yeah,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: I've got my walking shoes, my casual shoes, my running shoes.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Anyway, if you're a culprit or, if you're married to
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: one who was a culporate of such activities. Send us
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: the photos.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we should start in this group page called floor
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Drobes TM traymark. I know this is not live and
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: we can to take that out, but still trademark trademark anyway, Kate,
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: thank me later, brilliant.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: This one is from Kareem Karene Korean Karne. This is
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: from some random Korean Karini.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: How does it spell?
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Kareem? C A R I N E.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: Is your love story? Let's get I'm just trying to
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: get you back. I feel like we're even now we are, Well,
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: we're not, but I'll say we are.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Remind me next week I'm going to be just in
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: silence the whole Remind me never to start a fight
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: with you ever.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Never start a fight with me or a drunkard in there.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Let's hope you don't start smoking crack again, mister free
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: That was me. My husband and I a coffee addicts,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: so every morning we make ourselves a cup of coffee beautiful. However,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: hubby wakes up earlier than me to go to work,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: and more often than not, he leaves a coffee machine
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: full of pods and he doesn't feel the water. Apartment
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: back up, which annoys the shit out of me. So
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: out of pettiness, this is very very petty. It's like Karina,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: I don't want to attack you here atack away.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: This is this is where do we need to call
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: the police?
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Out of pettiness. I started to fill up the coffee
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: machine with water. I emptied the pods tray, make myself
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: a kappa. And after that, I put the pods back
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: on the tray and empty the water compartment so we
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: can have a taste of his own medicine. He has
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: no idea that I do this, So the next morning
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: he's got no water. She's going out of her way
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: to make life.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: It's great, difficult for that, Very good, very good. I
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: like it getting back just like the way, just like
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: this is the thing. He's probably going getting up in
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: the morning and going did she not have coffee?
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, she must have drunk twelve coffees yesterday? What the fuck?
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: No one is still awake?
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Very good? Love it.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: A couple of questions, ash before we do that. If
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: you do have any other petty things that you do
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: to your partner or your partner does to you, or
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: whatever it might be, you can d m us at
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: two donning days, Instagram, or you can email us at
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Hello Hello at dot com dot com.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: People are like, what is the fucking email? We don't
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: even know. Just yeah, we'll find out somewhere. You'll find us.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Someone did right on Instagram and I'm like, you guys,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: you guys need to grow up your adults.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: And I was like, you shut up, what do you
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: mean grow up? Yes, this is a parenting podcast, none
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: of two children. But don't get it.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: What do they mean by those that they thought the
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: pettiness was such childlike behavi.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Oh god, have a laugh. It was April.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we love April. Take it out, do we? Hello? Okay,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: that's the whole point. That's the whole one.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: That's the whole point.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: That's the whole that's that's a stick. As before we
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: get into the questions, there is a listener that has
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: written in posts recommendation from us after our listener.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: We don't recommend anything, so that's their mistake.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Oh god, what's she going to say, Duena, she's talking
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: about the biting segment that we had. Oh yeah, she says, hey, guys,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: you kind of funked me over. Oh god, a little bit.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I finally I finally bit the bullet pardon the pun,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: and gave my two year old a chump after he
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: was biting me. Okay, okay, it initially worked, but twenty
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: minutes later he is having a full blown meltdown because
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: he wants me to bite him again. He's shoving his
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: arm in my mouth, screaming bite.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: So the new kink unlocks just like that. Well, you've
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: set him up for failure now, Oh God?
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Moving on? So can we block her from the podcast?
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Is she going to come for us? Nah?
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: The kidnaped?
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Back to questions that hopefully don't bite us in the butt.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: This is from Jenny. Have you ever lost a child before?
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Many times?
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: My first three children I've lost. I've never found them.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: We've lost we've lost all kids. Marley is probably the
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: one we've lost the most.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Your kids out runners though.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Mary's a runner. Yeah, she's a runner. Yeah, we thought
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: about it. We thought about it. We've lost her a
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: few times. Once. It was quite it's quite scary at
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: the beach, you know, when you just you're digging a.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Hole and you live at Bondai, so you're like, oh,
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: we're going to be on TV.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Literally, I was digging a hole, and I was just
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: one of those cases where I had Lola. I thought
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Laura had Marley. She thought I had Marley. And then
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: there was a couple of minutes agore we couldn't find
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: it and we're like fuck. Luckily, shout out to the lifeguards.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: They had he and the film grew.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: He's up in the promenade. She's just gone for gone
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: for an ice cream. Oh my god. Yeah. But when
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: we've been shopping as well, there's been times where once
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: once at Rebel Sport, I was like, where the how
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: is my door? She locked herself in the change room.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: You've spoken about losing Macey inside the house, which is
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: a great effort. Yeah, kids in public. Not to not
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: to judge you, but I would say you're someone who
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: I would expect to lose the kids.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Back and an insult. Ship never lost a child, so
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: look at yourself in their champ Nothing springs to mind
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: that I maybe there's been like the way you go,
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: I reckon this, do you know where Macy is? And
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: aprils like no, and you're like oh shoot, but then
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: she's like right there.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I reckon this. So many times you've lost the kids
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: for like a day or two, and you're.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Like, oh, nothing, refused to admit to anything. Nothing springs
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: to mind because I've got evidence.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: This is a long question. This is a long one.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: You're ready for it, Okay? Is it going to be
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: as long as my long winter story?
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: As long as it's from anonymous, you can't laugh at yourself.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I've been I've been with my partner for almost a year,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: and I've noticed some differences in our parenting styles. He
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: has a four year old daughter, and while he's raised
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: her well, I've observed some things that bother me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: hesitant to bring them up because I'm not her mother,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm concerned about the inconsistency and discipline and his
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  Speaker 1: approach to her diet and exercise. It's making me reluctant
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  Speaker 1: to be around them as much on the days he
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  Speaker 1: has her. I'm worried about how this might affect us
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  Speaker 1: if we have our own children in the future. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just going to say, straight off the bat, i don't
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  Speaker 1: know anyone who's got a diet slash exercise plan for
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  Speaker 1: their kid who's four.
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  Speaker 2: For a four year old, that's a bit that's a
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  Speaker 2: bit excessive. I mean, obviously, let's just think let's think
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  Speaker 2: of that as like, maybe she's just worried that she's
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  Speaker 2: not getting out enough and burning energy, and she might
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  Speaker 2: be living in the iPad, living on the iPad. Let's
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  Speaker 2: just go with like not like a Monday's chest day,
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  Speaker 2: bra he steps in, like where's your gains?
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  Speaker 1: And then probably the fort.
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  Speaker 2: And that's what we have time for it. No, I
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  Speaker 2: would say, like, Okay, there's a couple of things here
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  Speaker 2: that let's go with. Maybe the diets maybe not that great,
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  Speaker 2: but how long they've been together?
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  Speaker 1: A year? A year, so let's say it's getting serious.
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  Speaker 2: It could be getting serious. She lives there, is ue
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  Speaker 2: a primary care alongside? Does she have kids of her own?
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  Speaker 2: What makes her think that it's incorrect? How does she
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  Speaker 2: know what I incorrect?
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  Speaker 1: She's she's probably saying it's hard when you want to
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  Speaker 1: you want to have consistency with discipline, Like the rules
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  Speaker 1: need to be the same. It doesn't matter what the
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  Speaker 1: other the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: If he's if he's only got her for two days
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  Speaker 2: a fortnight or a week or whatever. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what the situation is. You kind of want to just
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  Speaker 2: kill them with everything they love.
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  Speaker 1: But that's the fucking wrong thing.
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  Speaker 2: To do. I absolutely could be the wrong thing to do.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it's her place to butt in if
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  Speaker 2: it was like, hey, I am considered to be a
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  Speaker 2: primary care alongside you. We need to be on the
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  Speaker 2: same page.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got it. I've got it. I've got it.
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  Speaker 1: Because she could approach it from the perspective that she goes, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to make sure that we're on the
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  Speaker 1: same page with the rules of the house while she's here,
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  Speaker 1: because I don't want to say that she can't do
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  Speaker 1: something when she actually can. Yeah, so she's going to
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  Speaker 1: put it on herself instead of saying, you're disciplining your
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  Speaker 1: kid in the rocknel correctly, like hey, whatever, whether it's
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  Speaker 1: like she kind of ipaid after a certain time, she
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  Speaker 1: could say, just want to make sure, like, what are
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  Speaker 1: the rules that we're going to try and stick by
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  Speaker 1: together as a team for when the daughter's here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fair enough, that's fair. I don't think you
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  Speaker 2: need to be like, hey, you're doing it wrong, because one,
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  Speaker 2: who are you to tell someone a parent that they're
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  Speaker 2: doing their parenting wrong, especially if you're on a parent yourself.
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  Speaker 2: How the fuck would you know? But I think it's
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  Speaker 2: fair enough to say, hey, when when you're looking after
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  Speaker 2: and I'm here full time with you and I'm technically
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  Speaker 2: a care as well, we need to tackle it together.
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  Speaker 2: We need to be on the same page. Yes, there
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  Speaker 2: can be some leniency with things because you only have
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  Speaker 2: a for x amount of time, but then also if
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  Speaker 2: we're going to be together long term and us have
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  Speaker 2: kids together, we need to be on the same page
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  Speaker 2: as that stuff as well.
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  Speaker 1: There is nothing more important than a united front.
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  Speaker 2: There's a difference between saying something and having a conversation
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  Speaker 2: about something. That's my answer.
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  Speaker 1: Whenever Marley asks for something, I'm always like, yes, no,
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  Speaker 1: I just got to ask you mother.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, ask you Mary. But like it is just look,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to I'm not going to take I
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  Speaker 2: actually I can't take a side because I don't know
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  Speaker 2: the full story. But what I would say is don't
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  Speaker 2: talk to it. No, don't talk to me about it,
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  Speaker 2: have a conversation about it. Am I a genius? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: What's the difference between talking to them and having Well, you.
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  Speaker 2: Can talk to someone or you can be like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: can we just talk about and have a conversation about
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  Speaker 2: you know, maybe if we're going to be having kids
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  Speaker 2: in the future. We're going to be long time, don't
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  Speaker 2: you be like, I think your parenting's wrong. That's the difference.
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  Speaker 1: We don't let the kids have soft drink.
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  Speaker 2: It's too spicy, too spicy.
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  Speaker 1: But Maley was like, can I have some. We've got
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  Speaker 1: a family pack from the seafood Shop which came with
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  Speaker 1: a one point two five bottle of cod. You're like,
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  Speaker 1: drink the whole thing. And I was like, I'll give
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  Speaker 1: you some when mom's not looking. And then she was like, ah,
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  Speaker 1: it's burning my time. And I was like, where's the bourbon.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, I was like, don't tell your mother.
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  Speaker 1: And then Laura came in and she was like, the
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  Speaker 1: drink hurt me.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, my kids don't drink much more
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  Speaker 2: than water, honestly, Like just on that they've tried a
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  Speaker 2: bit of like coke Coca cola, because coke be confusing.
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  Speaker 2: She was just like, it's no good.
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  Speaker 1: That's cut with something.
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  Speaker 2: It's creating. Yeah, and they'll be like, oh, that's spicy,
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  Speaker 2: which is great. And then also like with juice and stuff,
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  Speaker 2: I'll be like you can have a juice if you
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  Speaker 2: finish dinner. I won't be like yeah, diet the fuck
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  Speaker 2: out like this apple juice tastes like shit. They all
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  Speaker 2: taste like that.
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