Latest / Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe / Case Of The Mondays! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.10.26)

Transcript

Case Of The Mondays! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.10.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

• 0:00
  Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
• 0:02
  Stand by. In your heart, you know what you're
• 0:05
  talking about. And now, something completely
• 0:07
  different. Oh, yeah! What is it? Oh, yeah, last
• 0:21
  night! I can't play too much of this. It's a
• 0:24
  copyright, but I think I'm fine. Oh, yeah, last
• 0:27
  night I saw... about, I would say, seven weeks
• 0:34
  later, and I had the movie theater to myself.
• 0:38
  It was delightful. I remember this level L's
• 0:43
  and goalies in the Toy Story 2 game. I do. Because
• 0:51
  I used to play this game. I'm telling you, since
• 1:00
  I was a kid growing up, I loved Toy Story. Why?
• 1:05
  Because until about 2006, all we really had was
• 1:08
  DVDs and VHS tapes. So I had a Toy Story 1 and
• 1:13
  a Toy Story 2. So last night, I went to see it,
• 1:18
  and I was on a date. And now, first of all, ladies
• 1:21
  and gentlemen, I got to the movie theater in
• 1:23
  Seminole, Florida. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
• 1:26
  ha. And who would have thought that a movie that's
• 1:31
  been out for seven weeks would be a sold out.
• 1:37
  So then we went like 30 minutes down the road,
• 1:40
  went to the Newport Ranchi Theater. And we went
• 1:45
  to Five Guys. And the movie is great. Although
• 1:52
  the movie, first of all, If you're going to a
• 1:55
  matinee film at like 9 o 'clock, just get there
• 1:58
  at 9 .29. Commercials aren't even good anymore.
• 2:04
  All it is is hominy. Here's Tom Holland being
• 2:08
  interviewed by some awful broad of an interviewer.
• 2:13
  Here's the latest Mountain Dew commercial. Here's
• 2:18
  the latest Super Trooper Street little clip.
• 2:24
  Frickin' riveting. But the movie itself, phenomenal.
• 2:31
  About social media and an iPad. And without giving
• 2:36
  too much away, I feel like the girl Lily. No,
• 2:41
  I'm not identifying as a woman, don't worry,
• 2:44
  even though that'd be fine if I didn't. Now Morita,
• 2:50
  it's one of those things... Where she's addicted
• 2:53
  to social media. And then the best part is in
• 2:55
  the movie, there's a group chat that talks bad
• 2:57
  about her. And I'm like, it's just like that
• 2:59
  douchebag Dennis! In the Cabo community. One
• 3:07
  could say I could relate to the movie. It was
• 3:09
  the best one they've had probably since 2000
• 3:11
  when Toy Story 2 came out. Because 3 and 4 were
• 3:16
  cool, but they just were nice. Sporky made an
• 3:19
  appearance. But not that one. I recommend seeing
• 3:26
  it. Oh, we have so much going on. Say yes to
• 3:29
  him. Let me turn this off. Let's hear it play
• 3:35
  out. Here's this douche. Aaron Rodgers reveals
• 3:52
  why he won't share any further updates on his
• 3:54
  family reconciliation. Because it was all scripted.
• 3:58
  Look at me! I'm Aaron Rodgers! I look like a
• 4:02
  good guy! No, you're a scumbag leech! Kiss my
• 4:08
  ass! NFL fans were pleasantly surprised to see
• 4:11
  the current Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback post
• 4:13
  photos with his parents, Edward Rogers and Jarla
• 4:16
  Rogers, as well as older brother Luke Rogers,
• 4:20
  after a year's love. And then they had the picture
• 4:22
  of them laughing on the couch between Aaron Rodgers
• 4:27
  and Jordan. It looked so staged. With strange
• 4:31
  men, Aaron is cautioning anyone from expecting
• 4:33
  more peaks inside his inner world. God, he's
• 4:36
  such an asshole! You're the worst. And you know
• 4:41
  you're the worst. And you embrace it. Because
• 4:44
  you're a douche. He tells USA Today of his family
• 4:47
  life in an interview published on August 5th.
• 4:50
  We don't care when it was published, bro. There's
• 4:52
  been a narrative out there. There's not been
• 4:54
  a lot of information that's truthful about it.
• 4:57
  So it was all fake. Just like your career. The
• 5:03
  only time you won a Super Bowl is when you beat
• 5:05
  the Bears. And they suck. Any other competition,
• 5:08
  you lost like a loser. Yeah, bitch. And I think
• 5:13
  that the personal life should stay personal.
• 5:15
  All right, personal and private. What is the
• 5:19
  chance that Aaron Rodgers is going down on guys?
• 5:23
  Oh, no. I used to surround myself with millionaires.
• 5:29
  When I worked out on a certain radio show, if
• 5:31
  you know my career, you know what I'm talking
• 5:32
  about. And they know NFL players. And there's
• 5:36
  those heavy rumors. But they're all just rumors.
• 5:42
  Aaron Rodgers would never go down on a guy, which
• 5:45
  is fine if you go down on a guy. It's fine. I'm
• 5:49
  sure guys are better at it anyway. They know
• 5:52
  how to do it. They know what they want to feel.
• 5:55
  I don't know how we went from Aaron Rodgers and
• 5:57
  his brother to... Now people can take it or they
• 6:23
  can leave it. I don't really give a fucking shit.
• 6:30
  Not every podcast needs to be filmed. We're going
• 6:37
  to be honest here. Not everybody is Brad Pitt.
• 6:46
  Not everybody. I mean, that's such an old boomer
• 6:49
  reference. Not everybody is Jacob Elordi. Not
• 6:54
  everybody is Glenn Paul. I'm just naming everybody
• 7:00
  that's Eskimo Brothers with Sidney Sweeney. But
• 7:05
  what I'm saying to you is I see some of these
• 7:07
  podcasts and these guys just look like such slobs.
• 7:13
  Now, you might be taking offense to this, but
• 7:15
  just realize, why do you think I don't film this
• 7:18
  show? Because I'm a slob. Y 'all need to see
• 7:23
  me when I look reggae. Jackasses used to do screenshots
• 7:27
  because anybody can look hideous when they're
• 7:29
  talking. If you make a five minute video, 37
• 7:32
  seconds in, you can look like an idiot. I remember
• 7:37
  the Bubba Army used to do that. Her mouth would
• 7:41
  be wide open. Going down on Blitz. I'm kidding.
• 7:47
  856 -49 -HAPPY. But this is sincere, guys. If
• 7:52
  you're ugly and you want to be on camera, whatever.
• 7:58
  But there is something I have to warn you people
• 8:01
  about. Radio is in a very dire state. To say
• 8:06
  that radio is in a dire state is not saying enough.
• 8:10
  But you know what the problem is? There's a major
• 8:15
  problem. The radio show. Now, if your radio show
• 8:20
  is number one, 18 to 34 adults, and you're in
• 8:24
  25 to 54, and you're kicking ass, and you don't
• 8:28
  podcast your show, then this does not apply to
• 8:32
  you. But, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
• 8:35
  if you're doing a radio show, and you talk, let's
• 8:39
  say, between 50 minutes of show, like some podcasts
• 8:41
  are, or two hours, two and a half hours, like
• 8:43
  MJ or anybody, it's fun. If you're doing a radio
• 8:48
  show and you're getting middle of the road results
• 8:53
  and you're not podcasting the show and you're
• 8:59
  wondering why podcasts like Joe Rogan or OK Storytime
• 9:04
  or Bad Friends is kicking your ass, that's because
• 9:06
  you're not accessible online. I know a few podcasts
• 9:11
  and radio shows that are really good that don't
• 9:14
  post. And then you're like, why are we not, you
• 9:17
  know, kicking ass? It takes two seconds to make
• 9:21
  a pot be in a gout or RSS. I'm taking a sip of
• 9:32
  that Mountain Dew, baby. Oh, yeah. I'm just saying,
• 9:41
  though. All sincerity. I'm telling you, ladies
• 9:48
  and gentlemen, boys and girls, I don't ever want
• 9:50
  to hear a radio show go, why are we not kicking
• 9:52
  it? And you're not posting the whole show. I
• 9:58
  saw this really annoying broad on TikTok. Like,
• 10:01
  the sound of that shit was annoying. It's an
• 10:03
  understatement. Let me see you on my TikTok.
• 10:09
  TikTok. Like Kesha said, let's see if she responded
• 10:14
  to me on TikTok. She did not. This is annoying,
• 10:21
  bro, on TikTok. She did this thing. You know
• 10:27
  what she did? She was posting about, oh my God,
• 10:30
  it takes a little long for them to make my pub
• 10:33
  stop. Yeah, shut up. You're annoying. I commented,
• 10:41
  hey, why don't you work a shift in the Publix
• 10:43
  deli and come back and tell us what you think?
• 10:46
  And she didn't reply because she's a coward.
• 10:53
  Rick Ross responds to 50 Cent. Opening up about
• 11:01
  Courtney. I want to go viral this morning so
• 11:06
  Curtis ain't finished with you. Rick Ross is
• 11:09
  such a dork. You're a former prison guard. You
• 11:12
  ain't gangsta. Yeah, bitch. Mm -hmm. I saw you
• 11:17
  making excuses of why you was kicked off the
• 11:19
  show. Yeah, why? You blamed it on the black woman.
• 11:25
  She's a creator. She wrote it. The best part
• 11:29
  is it's not even what he said. Ghost was her
• 11:33
  show. Kanan was her show. She gave you 3 ,500
• 11:36
  episodes. Be loyal to the black woman the way
• 11:46
  you are to Eminem. He gave you an opportunity.
• 11:57
  I don't know why this is cracking me up. He's
• 11:59
  just such a dork. He's not a bad rapper, man.
• 12:04
  I don't know. It kind of describes the way that
• 12:07
  Rick Ross runs. When the line... Gun and cheapo
• 12:12
  will still be together in the song Here I Am.
• 12:14
  It's like, yeah, yeah, douche. But I heard you
• 12:18
  say you finna release new music with Eminem and
• 12:20
  Tupac. Hey, dude, you're using just for men.
• 12:25
  Like a loser! Every day I'm hustling, hustling,
• 12:30
  hustling, hustling. Hey, what? Pac -Man dead
• 12:35
  30 years. Let the man rest in peace. And Eminem
• 12:39
  cool now. All right. Man, Ranger Ross, you saw
• 12:43
  it, really? It's not even an original name. You
• 12:47
  copied it from Freeway. Come on, come on, Curtis.
• 12:50
  Put them shoes out, let them flop. I didn't mind
• 12:56
  killing Canaan when it came time, but it was
• 12:59
  one of those things where, look, at some point,
• 13:02
  when people have success for the first time in
• 13:05
  their careers, sometimes they need it to be all
• 13:08
  ass. So the difficult thing is if they have their
• 13:11
  success for the first time and it's a 50 Cent
• 13:14
  show, it is a 50 Cent show. Publicly, people
• 13:17
  look at it like it's presented by 50 Cent. The
• 13:21
  story is from Southside, Jamaica, Queens. Everything
• 13:25
  is 50 Cent tied to the show. The music that's
• 13:28
  playing is 50 Cent. It got awkward. I say it's
• 13:32
  a 50 Cent show. For the writer, for the showrunner,
• 13:34
  because she felt like... It was registering as...
• 13:37
  Also, Courtney Kibb, who no one heard of this
• 13:41
  broad, is ungrateful. 50 Cent Show instead of
• 13:44
  her show. And that turned into... It got weird
• 13:49
  with her behaviors and the things that was going
• 13:52
  on behind the scenes with her. And then it also
• 13:54
  was friction between her and Amari. Oh, yeah!
• 14:01
  Gross! Because he was feeling like he was the
• 14:04
  lead and star of the show. Oh, there's a lot
• 14:06
  of egos. No wonder they cut him off. I'm sorry.
• 14:12
  So she was having a problem with anybody who
• 14:14
  was leading the show. Yeah, she's a woman. Because
• 14:19
  he felt like it was her show. All right. I can
• 14:22
  kind of see what Rick Ross is saying, but he
• 14:24
  didn't really say, like, oh, you're a dumb broad
• 14:26
  that should be grateful. Ah. Navia and Blueface's
• 14:32
  kid starts having a tantrum. Now let's hear that.
• 14:41
  This is what a future criminal sounds like. A
• 14:45
  future criminal! I'm sorry, officer! And then...
• 14:57
  You know what? I'm so sick of Matt Rife. He's
• 15:00
  such a douche. Douchey douche. He is our dang
• 15:04
  cook of our generation. Kind of funny. Girls
• 15:07
  like him. But you know what's so unfunny about
• 15:10
  this heck? Is the fact that he has stage crowd
• 15:15
  work. It says here, Matt in this one video, Matt
• 15:19
  Rife destroys the heckler in 10 seconds. Yeah,
• 15:22
  all those hecklers are actors. He hires people
• 15:25
  to hang up in his crowd because he's not funny
• 15:27
  enough to do it unscripted. And people go, oh
• 15:31
  my God, did you see that video of him going off
• 15:33
  on a fan? Yeah, he paid that person to do that.
• 15:37
  And then there was an autistic guy that went
• 15:40
  at him on social media. And he replies, sir,
• 15:42
  you are a lifeless douchebag. Please remove yourself
• 15:44
  from this earth. Absolutely nobody is reading
• 15:47
  your novels in these comments. You do not matter
• 15:49
  to anybody. The event has already been sold out.
• 15:51
  Now as I... Now watch as I block you and you
• 15:54
  go back to your non -existence. Like Matt Rife,
• 15:56
  he's autistic. And you're a pretty boy douche.
• 16:02
  If you were so brilliant, you wouldn't need to
• 16:06
  do crowd work. If you were so brilliant, you
• 16:08
  wouldn't let someone bother you in the comment
• 16:10
  section. But you're a thin -skinned bitch. Right
• 16:15
  when I heard my friend Terry James from Lex and
• 16:17
  Terry telling me that that's all fake, it ruined
• 16:19
  it. One to like Matt Rife. Man, is anything authentic
• 16:25
  anymore? You can say what you want about my show,
• 16:28
  but nothing's fake here. I'm not like Joe Show.
• 16:30
  I need actors. I'm not like Matt Rife where I
• 16:34
  need actors. If some bits are funny, some bits
• 16:39
  are funny. If some bits fail, like this one,
• 16:41
  then, well, you know, some bits. I still be in.
• 16:49
  If it doesn't work out, whatever. I would rather
• 16:52
  fail than be fake. You're listening to The Hammer
• 16:58
  and Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy.
• 17:01
  Hanky, I was very intrigued by this next topic.
• 17:07
  A lot of times, it's my favorite TV commercial
• 17:09
  from the 80s or radio memories. This is a topic
• 17:13
  that I am fascinated by. It says, number five,
• 17:18
  Should I apply for a dating app? Should Hammer
• 17:23
  and Hank, Henry Oaks, be on a dating app? What's
• 17:28
  on your mind, Henry? I'm not thinking about applying
• 17:31
  for a dating app. The good one would be Hinge.
• 17:35
  Mm -hmm. That'd be cool. Not Bumble, not Tinder,
• 17:40
  because those are cloud -chasing broads. No.
• 17:44
  i'm telling you i think hinge if you will because
• 17:46
  it's like you have a lot of like prompts so it'll
• 17:49
  be like my favorite thing to do is and then it'll
• 17:53
  have so like let me uh get my profile i'm gonna
• 17:57
  read it to you let me know what you think i actually
• 17:59
  kind of want your critique uh you can hold you
• 18:02
  don't need to hold back you never do uh let's
• 18:05
  see here All right, so you see right here, this
• 18:08
  is a visual, but you see the picture? Yes. All
• 18:12
  right, it says, whoa, and this is my page. Whoa,
• 18:15
  I instantly hit it off. If you like holding hands
• 18:19
  while I drive on our first date, like to cuddle
• 18:22
  on the couch after a long day, you believe in
• 18:25
  the concept of a ride or die. Dating me is like
• 18:28
  realizing that everyone will look since I'm the
• 18:31
  tallest person in the room. Blah, blah, blah.
• 18:34
  You get the point. My point is I think it would
• 18:36
  be the best one for you because of your autism
• 18:39
  because you could say hey I don't drive but I'm
• 18:42
  high functioning autism I have a radio you know
• 18:46
  what I'm saying I feel like Bumble and Tinder
• 18:48
  is a little too skanky for you but I think Hinge
• 18:52
  is the way to go it's the way to go too buddy
• 18:55
  but Hinge I gotta ask you something um first
• 19:00
  of all what would Smurfette think I don't know.
• 19:06
  You probably have mixed emotions. Yeah, because
• 19:09
  at some point, dude, you deserve to live out
• 19:13
  your golden years. Right, buddy. That's what
• 19:17
  I'm saying. I don't know. I think you're... I'm
• 19:20
  going to be real. I think you're functioning
• 19:21
  enough to date somebody. I think there would
• 19:23
  be moments that there would be... I mean, obviously
• 19:26
  arguments, but you're not, but I'm here. I don't
• 19:30
  get paid for this. I love you. You're a lovable
• 19:33
  guy. I think you'd be great at it. Now, if you
• 19:37
  were to go on a first date, if there's a hot
• 19:41
  ass woman, what are the towns nearby you? I know
• 19:44
  you're in the San Francisco, you're in Hayward,
• 19:46
  right? Right, I'm in Hayward. So anybody near
• 19:50
  Hayward, California, listen in. now. Hammer and
• 19:56
  Hank, I'm going to give you the floor. Hit yourself.
• 19:59
  Give yourself, think of this as an audition to
• 20:03
  get a hot ass girlfriend. Think of this as -
• 20:18
  And I'm trying to attend some concerts. Hank,
• 20:22
  that was not bad. The last part was good. Here's
• 20:24
  the thing. Have a picture of you and Marley on
• 20:28
  the couch. Have a picture of your billboard.
• 20:31
  And then have a picture of you smiling like the
• 20:33
  one of you wearing the hot 97 .7 outfit. The
• 20:36
  thing is, you want people to date Henry. For
• 20:41
  Henry! I've dated cloud -chasing broads that
• 20:45
  liked me because I was on the radio, and then
• 20:47
  when I left the radio show, buh -bye, running
• 20:49
  sound effects from Looney Tunes, never hear from
• 20:52
  them again. Here's my point. We want to get Hank
• 20:55
  a woman that's loyal. We want to get Hank a woman
• 20:58
  that ain't going to just be like, oh my God,
• 21:00
  I'm hanging out with the greatest autistic radio
• 21:03
  talent ever, and I believe that. What I'm telling
• 21:05
  you, you need to be like, hi, my name is Henry.
• 21:08
  I work in the media business for the last...
• 21:11
  Let's say, let's say 35 years, and I love hanging
• 21:16
  out with my family. You know what I mean? So
• 21:19
  let's do one more take. Less about the Radio
• 21:22
  Hall of Fame. Let's get to know, because listen,
• 21:25
  before you say it, there's two versions of me.
• 21:28
  There's this loud jackass known as Hoppy, and
• 21:30
  then there's Ryan. I obviously don't go around
• 21:32
  on dates going, mm -hmm. All my dates listen
• 21:35
  to my show, and they go, is that what's going
• 21:37
  to be the first date? So here's my point. Forget
• 21:41
  your hammer and hank career. You're Henry. Let's
• 21:44
  do the audio dating app of Henry. A take two.
• 21:49
  What's up, my name's Henry Oaks, OCHS. I'm also
• 21:54
  known as the world's most lovable autistic. I
• 21:57
  spent many years working in the media business.
• 22:00
  I would love to go on a date with a lovely female
• 22:04
  to a concert. Yes! Yes! Good job. This will be
• 22:12
  a video, and we will be promoting him. Now, the
• 22:16
  thing is, oh, yeah, if things get hot and heavy,
• 22:20
  Hank, wear that condom. It's not as good, but
• 22:25
  we don't need Hank babies out there, especially
• 22:29
  at your age. We don't need the Hank babies either.
• 22:35
  I love you, dude. The Hammering Hank Show. You
• 22:41
  know what? I'm so sick of Matt Rife. He's such
• 22:44
  a douche. Douchey douche. He is our dang cook
• 22:48
  of our generation. Kind of funny. Girls like
• 22:52
  him. But you know what's so unfunny about this
• 22:54
  heck is the fact that he has staged crowd work.
• 23:01
  It says here, Matt, in this one video, Matt Rife
• 23:03
  destroys the heckler in 10 seconds. Yeah, all
• 23:06
  those hecklers are actors. He hires people to
• 23:09
  hang up in his crowd because he's not funny enough
• 23:12
  to do it unscripted. And people go, oh my God,
• 23:16
  did you see that video of him going off on the
• 23:17
  fan? Yeah, he paid that person to do that. And
• 23:21
  then there was an autistic guy that went at him
• 23:24
  on social media. And he replies, sir, you are
• 23:26
  a lifeless douchebag. Please remove yourself
• 23:28
  from this earth. Absolutely nobody is reading
• 23:30
  your novels in these comments. You do not matter
• 23:33
  to anybody. The event has already been sold out.
• 23:35
  Now as I... Now watch as I block you and you
• 23:38
  go back to your non -existence. Like Matt Rife,
• 23:40
  he's autistic. And you're a pretty boy douche.
• 23:46
  If you were so brilliant, you wouldn't need to
• 23:50
  do crowd work. If you were so brilliant, you
• 23:52
  wouldn't let someone bother you in the comment
• 23:54
  section. But you're a thin -skinned bitch. Right
• 23:59
  when I heard my friend Terry James from Lex and
• 24:01
  Terry telling me that that's all fake, it ruined
• 24:03
  it. One to like Matt Rife. Man, is anything authentic
• 24:09
  anymore? You can say what you want about my show,
• 24:11
  but nothing's fake here. I'm not like Joe Show.
• 24:14
  I need actors. I'm not like Matt Rife where I
• 24:18
  need actors. If some bits are funny, some bits
• 24:22
  are funny. If some bits fail, like this one,
• 24:25
  then, well, you know, some bits. I still be in.
• 24:33
  If it doesn't work out, whatever. I would rather
• 24:36
  fail than be fake. What's going on, Hank? Who's
• 25:06
  your prick of the week? This guy was in charge
• 25:19
  of Radio 1 out there in Milwaukee. You texted
• 25:22
  me this after I was leaving Toy Story 5 and I
• 25:24
  Googled it. And Hank, I think this country is
• 25:28
  way too nice to pedophiles. I think. Now, once
• 25:32
  you're found guilty, you take him out to the
• 25:34
  back, you grab the shotgun, and you go, bye.
• 25:37
  You did a terrible job programming radio. Mm
• 25:40
  -hmm. How would you deal with pedophiles? Would
• 25:45
  you put them out to the pasture? Confront them.
• 25:50
  You would what? I would confront them. What would
• 25:53
  you say to this guy? I'd make sure they are locked
• 25:56
  up for a long, long time. How many years? How
• 26:00
  about 50? 50? 50. Yes, Jordan's never getting
• 26:05
  out. He's probably 40 years old. I saw he used
• 26:08
  just for Matt because he's a loser! He's a loser.
• 26:15
  And also, the boss of Kate and VR in San Francisco
• 26:19
  for that great Papa Go. Yeah, it was very sad.
• 26:23
  Doesn't he have cancer as well? Yes, cancer,
• 26:26
  yes. Hank, what are some random thoughts on your
• 26:30
  mind. Well, I have a blood test this Tuesday.
• 26:36
  I mean, I have to come in and do some lab work.
• 26:40
  You'll be okay, buddy. You're just kidding. I'll
• 26:42
  be okay. God's on your side. You'll be fine.
• 26:46
  Anything else? That's it. All right. Let me load
• 26:50
  up the button here. Give me a second here. Oh!
• 26:57
  What's that? I got Luna! We're taking a screenshot!
• 27:04
  Everyone's gonna be patient! Let's get zooming
• 27:07
  up and... Alright. One, two, three. Woo! We got
• 27:15
  Luna on the show! Hey, you know! Luna! How the
• 27:20
  hell are you? You just scratched me, you little
• 27:22
  bitch! Oh, you're so cute! There's Luna! Luna!
• 27:28
  Ah. I love this guy. You're cute. That was psychotic.
• 27:35
  The Hammering Hank Show. Hi. You ready to start
• 27:56
  the show? Oh, geez. Okay. And now, back to the
• 28:01
  Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97
• 28:05
  .7. All kids out of the pool for adult swim.
• 28:12
  All kids out. Attention, FM DJs, your morning
• 28:21
  show prep begins now. Loud. Rude. Aggressive.
• 28:26
  And those are his good qualities. A sick person
• 28:29
  with a powerful tool. On three. You ready? One,
• 28:33
  two, three, go. Welcome to Happy Meal. Door is
• 28:58
  closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're
• 29:01
  listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy
• 29:03
  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Now, now, now,
• 29:13
  now. If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
• 29:15
  gonna start. Okay, wait. All right. Stop lacking
• 29:38
  any meat. And that's what real women need. That's
• 29:43
  it. Bushing. Stop cussing. Hoppy Hour starts
• 29:47
  in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. This is Hoppy
• 29:55
  Hour with Hoppy. Let me clear my throat. This
• 30:38
  is Hoppy Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy. 856
• 30:42
  -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet
• 30:50
  at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email
• 30:53
  me at RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. Hey, guys.
• 30:59
  What's up, G? Want to go to Tchotchke's and get
• 31:01
  some coffee? A little early. I gotta get out
• 31:05
  of here. I think I'm gonna lose it. Uh -oh. Sounds
• 31:07
  like somebody's got a case of the Mundus. Again.
• 31:10
  Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of
• 31:13
  the Mundus. And again. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's
• 31:17
  got a case of the Mundus. Finally. Uh -oh. Sounds
• 31:21
  like somebody's got a case of the Mundus. Let
• 31:24
  me ask you something. When you come in on Monday
• 31:28
  and you're not feeling real well, does anyone
• 31:29
  ever say to you, sounds like someone has a case
• 31:32
  of the Mondays? No. No, man? No, man. Shit, no,
• 31:40
  man. I believe you get your ass kicked saying
• 31:42
  something like that, man. Oh, my God. So last
• 31:46
  night, I worked out. Oh, yeah. Everyone give
• 31:49
  me a round of applause. Whatever. But I told
• 31:53
  myself, I'm only going to do a 15 -pound dumbbell.
• 31:55
  I've got to be careful about my back. And then
• 32:01
  I swam 20 intense laps. Oh, yeah. Then I had
• 32:06
  a very good session on Pornhub. Had to use ProtonVPN.
• 32:10
  By the way, I told myself, I'm not going to make
• 32:14
  my back hurt. I'm just cursed. Everybody goes,
• 32:19
  oh, it must be so grapey and tall. It must be
• 32:23
  so wonderful. I literally did 15 -pound dumbbells.
• 32:28
  I did all the proper form. I did the stretches.
• 32:32
  Did all of it. I'm still sore. But like lower
• 32:37
  back pain hurting. Never want to hear one of
• 32:41
  the short kings out there or whatever you want
• 32:42
  to be called. I must be so great being tall.
• 32:46
  Now I'm sitting in this high chair. And my back's
• 32:50
  hurting. It's great. I do something positive
• 32:54
  for myself. But this is what I deal with. I guess
• 32:57
  it's better to have a little bit of pain before
• 32:59
  you work, dude. I came to the realization that
• 33:05
  dirty talking is just a waste of time. And one
• 33:10
  has to wonder. One has to wonder if dirty talking
• 33:17
  when you're on a dating app and a girl's like,
• 33:19
  oh, what would you do to me? One has to wonder.
• 33:25
  They're there flicking the bean. One has to wonder,
• 33:31
  because all of a sudden you'll notice, they'll
• 33:33
  be like, oh, tell me more, tell me more, tell
• 33:34
  me more. But here's the thing. If you're dirty
• 33:38
  texting and a girl just goes, oh, tell me more,
• 33:41
  but never says what she's going to do to you,
• 33:44
  yeah, that ain't a two -way street, dog. Mm -hmm.
• 33:50
  You want to find one where she's like, oh, blinkity
• 33:52
  blink, the lick, the blink, the blink, the blink,
• 33:54
  the dot, dot, dot. Also, if you're having, let's
• 33:59
  say, like me, and you're ahead of a sector, and
• 34:03
  you know it's all good in the neighborhood, and
• 34:05
  you're hooking up with a girl, and the girl is
• 34:10
  so insistent about using a condom, like not even
• 34:16
  a negotiation. She's sleeping with a lot of guys.
• 34:24
  I know that at some point she's going to have
• 34:27
  a boyfriend. She's going to be going through
• 34:29
  guy after guy after guy. Maybe even guys. So
• 34:40
  maybe you're better off. And the other racket
• 34:47
  that's going on lately on Snapchat, it'll be
• 34:51
  like Lucy, uh, Clawford or some weird name. And
• 35:00
  then the character will be like the bit emoji.
• 35:02
  The character on Snapchat will be a blonde. And
• 35:06
  I know what happens. All of a sudden you get
• 35:08
  these perfectly sent little Snapchat photos.
• 35:11
  Yeah. Maybe it's Rover. And you talk to them,
• 35:16
  and they're like, oh, why don't you join my OnlyFans?
• 35:21
  Which, one time I subscribed for OnlyFans. I'm
• 35:25
  not going to lie. It was on a dating app, and
• 35:28
  it was like $2 .99. And once you go there, then
• 35:30
  it's just, oh, hi. They have no memory. I'm pretty
• 35:33
  sure they have their own team. It's... A good
• 35:38
  little racket to have there. I don't know why
• 35:40
  I keep saying racket. I think I've broke the
• 35:42
  record for the amount of times that someone has
• 35:44
  said a racket. I've come to the realization that
• 35:51
  I am a real life Larry David. I would play the
• 35:54
  Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song, but as I look
• 35:57
  on YouTube, it's actually copywritten. So then,
• 36:02
  if I would have played it, It would have been
• 36:05
  great. It would have been hilarious. It would
• 36:08
  have been everything you ever needed in your
• 36:11
  ears. But I would have been struck by the copyright
• 36:14
  gods. And no, we don't need that. We need this
• 36:22
  show to be around. Not being struck by the copyright
• 36:25
  gods, but the misfortunate moments of my life
• 36:29
  that happened. Mm -hmm. One would have to wonder
• 36:33
  if, um, I don't know. Maybe I am Larry David.
• 36:39
  Maybe I am a millennial version of him. Hmm.
• 36:45
  I have this annoying thing. So like, I don't
• 36:48
  want to go. So I am a millennial. Beginning of
• 36:54
  Gen Z and a millennial. 93 to 97 is its own subculture.
• 37:01
  And there's a thing where us, we grew up using
• 37:05
  mouses to use on a computer. Like right here,
• 37:08
  there's my mouse. And I have a mouse that I use
• 37:15
  when I'm on my MacBook, when I'm making the videos,
• 37:18
  which I've made 695 videos this year. And the
• 37:24
  thing about it, ladies and gentlemen, boys and
• 37:25
  girls, is... It's always dying on me or it'll
• 37:29
  be working, but then it's like kind of not working.
• 37:32
  It's acting. And one has to wonder, ladies and
• 37:38
  gentlemen, boys and girls, if it's time for me
• 37:40
  to get a new mouse, because by the time I think
• 37:42
  it's time to get a new mouse, that all of a sudden
• 37:45
  it starts working. It's very infuriating. It
• 37:50
  drives me nuts. And what else is driving me off
• 37:55
  the freaking wall, man? Mm -hmm. I don't know
• 38:00
  what's going on, but I got the Bluetooth headphones,
• 38:03
  the Tozo. I had credit card points. I got it
• 38:05
  for free. I got that on Friday. Only works in
• 38:09
  one ear in my MacBook and my iPhone. So then
• 38:12
  I get a Bitek from Five Below. And what happens?
• 38:18
  Mm -hmm. The same thing. One ear, sometimes two
• 38:24
  ears. one has to wonder what the fuck is going
• 38:29
  on like if i adjust so what's weird is like sometimes
• 38:33
  if you like when i had my tozo headphones if
• 38:37
  you touch your ear it stops it but if you touch
• 38:39
  the ear again it or you touch the headphone again
• 38:42
  it plays the earpod if i touch my earpod it'll
• 38:46
  just go and turn off and like no And then I asked
• 38:51
  Chad GVT and he's like, well, did you try forgetting
• 38:53
  the device? And I'm like, I did all that. We're
• 38:58
  supposed to be in the future of technology. So
• 39:03
  November 22nd or 24th, one of them, whatever
• 39:07
  day my dad died. Let me see what day. What's
• 39:09
  weird is my cat Luna was born on the same day
• 39:12
  that I'm. Found out, or I found my dad dead.
• 39:20
  Let's see here. My dad died November 26, 2014.
• 39:24
  I typed in his name on Google. I remember, I
• 39:30
  don't even know if it has the comment section
• 39:32
  anymore. Let me see. I remember you could like
• 39:34
  leave. Oh my God. I found it. Okay, so I was
• 39:44
  going to talk about how everybody names their
• 39:46
  cat or their animals Luna now. And how I thought
• 39:53
  I was creative when I came up with it. What a
• 39:54
  good bit. I found the message. So I'm looking
• 39:58
  at the comment section of my dad's death. My
• 40:05
  aunt. I will miss you, my big brother. That's
• 40:08
  one of them. Another one. Roy, you were the best
• 40:13
  brother -in -law anyone could ask for. Says all
• 40:16
  these nice comments, you know. And then there's
• 40:20
  mine. My dad, hands down, was one of the sweetest
• 40:25
  and gentlest guys I ever met in my life. My dad
• 40:28
  lived to be the holiest person he could possibly
• 40:32
  be, which led to him living a fulfilling life.
• 40:35
  My dad did not have one bad bone in his body.
• 40:39
  Everything he did was the greater good of everyone
• 40:42
  else. It wasn't fair when a man as great as dad
• 40:47
  was diagnosed with cancer, but he never let it
• 40:50
  take over his life. Blah, blah. Then I said,
• 40:57
  I will work as hard as you. This is the part
• 40:59
  I remember. I remember being in a hot tub at
• 41:02
  LA Fitness in Schaumburg right by Woodfield Mall,
• 41:04
  probably now East Florida. And it said, we would
• 41:09
  often disagree on what I should wear, watch on
• 41:12
  TV, or even listen to on the radio. But at the
• 41:14
  end of the day, he was just trying to protect
• 41:16
  me. My dad was the greatest dad I could ever
• 41:19
  embark on or ever ask for. But here's where it
• 41:21
  gets a little narcissistic on my part. As I embark
• 41:25
  on my first radio job on the nationally syndicated
• 41:29
  Rover's Morning Glory in Cleveland, I will always
• 41:32
  have you on my shoulder as I go to work every
• 41:34
  day. there will be days when I will be lazy and
• 41:38
  not want to get up at 5 a .m., but I will get
• 41:40
  up within 30 seconds because you got up at 4
• 41:42
  .30. It's very much like, look at me, I got a
• 41:46
  job. And that was today in Daddy Issues. Speaking
• 41:53
  of that, I had a memory come to my mind. Remember,
• 41:56
  there's this thing called track phone. It was
• 41:59
  where it came in points. And the thing about
• 42:03
  the points was, If you went on the internet for
• 42:07
  a minute, it was between 25 to 50 points. And
• 42:17
  in middle school, you got to remember this part.
• 42:19
  I had no friends for people to call. So it was
• 42:26
  like Saturday night in 2006. Mm -hmm. And I'm
• 42:32
  listening to the radio. Let's put on a song that
• 42:35
  would have been on B96 that I can play. So I
• 42:39
  have this song, Chicken Wang, which I used to
• 42:41
  play on the B96 after party. The mix show I used
• 42:44
  to tape in my room. Uh -huh. So I went on the
• 43:00
  wallpaper page and typed in the word magazine.
• 43:04
  Oh, I spanked it all night. The problem was I
• 43:10
  used all my points. So that Sunday I went to
• 43:14
  the library and I realized I was out of points.
• 43:18
  So I had to use the pay phone to call my dad.
• 43:23
  My dad goes, why are you not calling from the
• 43:25
  cell phone? Said, well, I'm out of points. And
• 43:27
  he goes, you didn't call anybody or text anybody
• 43:28
  all weekend. How are you out of points? And I
• 43:34
  was like, uh -uh. So then that ended up being
• 43:37
  his phone. Yeah, he did this thing. Whenever
• 43:40
  he caught me doing dirty things, it would end
• 43:42
  up being his technology. I have daddy issues,
• 43:52
  can you tell? That's why I like the approval
• 43:56
  of men. Not sexually, but like whenever Rover
• 44:01
  or Calta would compliment me. I would always
• 44:05
  get, you know, freaking dopamine. Not sure. I
• 44:13
  want to Get a chicken wing. Bing you out. Oh,
• 44:24
  sure. All right, enough of that. Today is the
• 44:35
  10th. Today is the five -year anniversary of
• 44:39
  one of my, and there's always the running joke,
• 44:42
  oh, hobbyist mentors. No, but today is the five
• 44:46
  -year anniversary. a half a decade that this
• 44:49
  planet lost Sean Cirilli, AKA Reezy. Let me tell
• 44:54
  you about Reezy. Let me see if I can go on his
• 44:57
  LinkedIn and look up his career. So Sean Cirilli
• 45:00
  was a guy who is like a production director and
• 45:03
  all around badass. He ended up doing a lot of
• 45:05
  people's work that worked in radio when they
• 45:08
  didn't know how to do it. And he was a mentor
• 45:11
  to me. And five years ago, he died of COVID and,
• 45:17
  I'm looking at his career. He was in the military
• 45:21
  police officer for 96 to 03. Then he was an on
• 45:25
  -air talent at Clear Channel from 2000 to 05.
• 45:29
  He also worked at Z90 in San Diego. He was an
• 45:32
  imaging director at Finest City Broadcasting,
• 45:35
  and then he did his own imaging company. Then
• 45:38
  he worked at Local Media San Diego. Then he worked
• 45:41
  at Clear Channel, Clear Channel. And then he
• 45:45
  worked for CBS Radio in New York and then also
• 45:48
  worked in Denver and also worked at Cox Media
• 45:51
  Group in Tampa. And there was a certain PD of
• 45:57
  a talk station that took the podcast room away
• 46:00
  from me in 2018. So I was having to record at
• 46:04
  home with crappy equipment. And he's like, oh,
• 46:07
  so I used to talk to Reezy. Every day, man. He
• 46:12
  was talking to Olivero in the hallway. He was
• 46:14
  the life of the party. He had this badass Oakland
• 46:17
  energy. When Sean Cirilli entered the room, he
• 46:20
  commanded the room. And he's like, why aren't
• 46:25
  you not recording here? And no one uses the rooms
• 46:27
  after hours. And he was able to convince the
• 46:32
  bosses to allow me to use the room. And it was
• 46:34
  something that really helped on my career. And
• 46:37
  I'm very sad that I never got a picture with
• 46:40
  Sean Cirilli. But the radio business, I definitely
• 46:43
  took a hit when Sean Cirilli died five years
• 46:46
  ago. Cannot believe it's been five years ago.
• 46:48
  I was at the morning show boot camp. I was a
• 46:50
  little drunk. And production director Anthony
• 46:53
  Minotti calls me and goes, yo, dude, did you
• 46:55
  hear Reezy died? I was like, what? So, cannot
• 47:00
  believe. It's been five years, and I know there's
• 47:03
  a chance Rick Thomas is listening to this, one
• 47:06
  of the best bosses I've ever had. He is a loyal,
• 47:10
  loyal guy, and he definitely passed on this energy
• 47:14
  to Reezy. I know I can be a jackass on the show
• 47:19
  and talk a lot of smack, but I wanted to have
• 47:21
  a sincere moment, and thank you, Reezy, for believing
• 47:25
  in me. And the planet has been less fun. And
• 47:30
  if there were audio recordings of our two -hour
• 47:32
  conversations during COVID, Mike Calta would
• 47:37
  be mad. It's awesome. If you could hear the venting
• 47:42
  sessions I did to him, if that was on recording,
• 47:44
  oh boy. And I'll leave it at that. Rest in peace,
• 47:51
  Reezy. We all miss you. It's time for Hoppy's
• 47:53
  Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Ah,
• 47:58
  my freaking inbox blew up. So, first of all,
• 48:02
  my co -worker Ryan Hall saw the picture of me
• 48:04
  and my friend Maria and said, Hoppy's for the
• 48:07
  milps. By the way, I look fat in that picture.
• 48:12
  That picture is on my social media. So this is
• 48:17
  weird. This is a little harassment. This douche
• 48:21
  bag got blocked. So there's this guy named Joe.
• 48:25
  He means well. He's just from Largo. And I know
• 48:31
  Largo doesn't have the best education. I know
• 48:34
  everybody from Largo is not a rocket scientist.
• 48:36
  It's not their phone. Last week. He was just
• 48:45
  talking smack about stuff. It doesn't matter.
• 48:48
  Just talking about my family. So I defended it.
• 48:50
  So then I posted the picture of me and Reezy.
• 48:54
  And this little bitch ass goes, it's really tough
• 48:56
  losing your life partner. I'll be praying for
• 48:59
  you. Are you saying I'm gay? Oh, what are you
• 49:02
  saying, bud? Yeah, he got an unfriend. Just your
• 49:07
  typical frickin' Largo mutant. I also saw Toy
• 49:13
  Story 5. On Friday. And Steve Pulaski said, I
• 49:16
  can't wait to hear what you think. He does mornings
• 49:19
  in Dubuque, Iowa, and I cannot be more proud.
• 49:23
  I've known him five years. Actually, it was the
• 49:25
  five -year anniversary of his mom passing, and
• 49:27
  I'm very sorry about that. I love you, dog. Okay.
• 49:35
  So, I also did that rant about... Sophie Cunningham
• 49:43
  talking about trans. And I didn't critique her
• 49:48
  opinions of trans. I just said you can't bring
• 49:51
  up a controversial topic like trans people and
• 49:54
  then get mad when people want to talk to you
• 49:56
  about it and they're not talking about the game.
• 49:58
  And of course the freaking mutants attacked me
• 50:01
  in the comment section. One said... she can say
• 50:07
  whatever she won't she won't w -o -n -t -s to
• 50:11
  clown i'll say how he wrote it she could say
• 50:14
  whatever she wants to clown so i got some clown
• 50:18
  i mean i am playing circus music Also a comment.
• 50:25
  It's getting so much notoriety. Horrendous calls
• 50:27
  against Kalen and Sophie. Both when they are
• 50:31
  on K -F -F -E -O -A -N -D and defense. I don't
• 50:36
  know if he meant to say offense and defense and
• 50:38
  was drunk, but that's just the comments I get
• 50:40
  in my comment section. And another one about
• 50:43
  Sophie Cunningham. Outlandish opinion. Saying
• 50:46
  biological men shouldn't play with a woman is
• 50:48
  a crazy take. So you're the type, Y -O -U -R,
• 50:52
  not Y -O -U apostrophe R -V. So you're the type
• 50:55
  that wants to allow minor attractive people the
• 50:59
  right to sleep with kids? Yeah, that's totally
• 51:03
  what I said. Not like I play a shotgun sound
• 51:06
  effect when I talk about pedophiles. You moron!
• 51:11
  Do you see what I deal with in my comment section?
• 51:15
  And then I made a post about how I'm noticing
• 51:18
  that they're really cranking down on sharing
• 51:20
  passwords. And someone said, been happening for
• 51:25
  a while. Disney and Netflix started a trend.
• 51:30
  Someone commented on my picture of Luna. Debbie
• 51:33
  said to say hey to her sister. That was kind
• 51:35
  of cute. And then there was a post on the millennial
• 51:38
  Reddit page, which you missed the most. And I
• 51:41
  said, 2000s adult swim. And then the guy said
• 51:45
  the old bumper about no kids in the pool. That
• 51:48
  was the best way to know to keep watching adult
• 51:51
  swim, which that's actually what I play in the
• 51:54
  beginning of the show, which I will play right
• 51:58
  now. If you have a no idea what I'm talking about.
• 52:03
  Eight, five, six, 49. All kids out of the pool
• 52:10
  for adult swim. There you go. Someone else wrote,
• 52:19
  bro, that was the best watching anime at 3 a
• 52:22
  .m. on a school night, and we didn't know how
• 52:24
  good we had it. 856 -49 -HAPPY. I have a lot
• 52:28
  of prep to get to. Probably save some for tomorrow,
• 52:31
  but you never know. This podcast is already 52
• 52:34
  minutes long because of the best of, but you
• 52:38
  got to keep that in there. Now we're just kind
• 52:41
  of talking in circles. And I'm not really getting
• 52:44
  anywhere. So isn't that kind of the basis of
• 52:48
  my show, though, right? Mm -hmm. Happy hour.
• 52:52
  Happy hour. It's time for happy morning. RyanHoppyRadio
• 53:05
  .com. Happy hour will be right back. You probably
• 53:08
  had Taco Bell before. Whatever works. um we all
• 53:13
  i smell is poop we also need to be affectionate
• 53:17
  and you can see that with barack and michelle
• 53:20
  as well they do a lot of touching kissing even
• 53:24
  fisting the semen was so big it's not lacking
• 53:31
  any meat and that's what real women need Stop
• 53:37
  cussing. On the iPad screen, whatever the case
• 53:40
  might be in your hand and a sock and a whatever.
• 53:43
  Like, thank you. As a reminder, if you don't
• 53:45
  feel like listening to this next song, you can
• 53:48
  skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
• 53:50
  pride in his selection. So stick around, folks.
• 53:54
  Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right
• 53:57
  back. Oh yeah, let's get this Monday going. Even
• 54:00
  though you're listening to Fresno to Tuesday,
• 54:02
  so you're probably still tired. Here's Lil Wayne
• 54:04
  with I'm a Beast. They hyperventilate, I got
• 54:55
  them running after me like I'm about to win the
• 54:58
  race, I got my Bitch, I'm a beast, hoe, I'm a
• 55:03
  dog, yeah, you know that I'm a beast I'm a dog,
• 55:07
  I'm a beast, hoe, I'm a dog, you know that Never
• 55:12
  entertain the suckers with the hate and business
• 55:15
  I'm on the app, playing table tennis Dance is
• 55:19
  winning, women sinning Adultery, compulsive,
• 55:24
  please I'm an arsonist on the beat, I blaze fire
• 55:28
  The door close to the boot, I feel like a tagline
• 55:30
  Yeah, let me loose, now let me get em Cause I
• 55:34
  ain't goin' back to Fort like badminton No, I
• 55:38
  would never drop the ball like badminton And
• 55:41
  I ain't been conceited, I'm just admittin' I'm
• 55:44
  so cocky, got hair in the ring I got this bitch
• 55:48
  on lock like San Quentin I'm tough daddy, what's
• 55:52
  poppin', gangsta? I'm trying to keep my pockets
• 55:54
  fat Bitch I'm a beast, oh I'm a dog, yeah you
• 56:21
  know that I'm a beast I'm a dog, I'm a beast,
• 56:25
  oh I'm a dog, you know that I'm a beast I'm a
• 56:30
  dog, bitch I'm a beast, oh I'm a dog, yeah you
• 56:34
  know that I'm a beast I'm a dog, bitch I'm a
• 56:38
  beast, oh I'm a dog, yeah you know that Okay,
• 56:41
  now I'ma go off on them, at first I was going
• 56:43
  soft on them But now it's time to go hard, bustin'
• 56:46
  bangin' bulldog And I've always thought I was
• 56:58
  fly like I had a pigeon on my back But I got
• 57:00
  the scissors on my back, vision on my back So
• 57:03
  don't run up on me, I got precision with that
• 57:06
  gap I don't rest at this time, all I got to do
• 57:09
  is tap That I hit my target like a fucking dart
• 57:12
  match My address is cloud nine, seek and you
• 57:15
  shall find We be on the grind, I'm bout my Frankenstein
• 57:22
  See, I make that money stretch and connect like
• 57:25
  an anklet Keep them bitches running in and out
• 57:27
  my house like a banquet And I don't even speak
• 57:30
  their language And if the bitch ball point get
• 57:35
  angry Then my niggas turn around and tell it's
• 57:38
  over Oh, I'm a dog. Yeah, you know that I'm a
• 58:04
  beast. I'm a dog. I'm a beast. I am a dog. I
• 58:10
  am a beast. I am a dog. Oh, yeah. We got breaking
• 58:17
  news. It's just coming to the Hoppy Hour Megaplex.
• 58:26
  And quotes from Hammer and Hammer. What's up,
• 58:31
  buddies? I've been invited to sing the National
• 58:34
  Anthem at the Hayward High School. What's going
• 58:38
  on here? Oh, geez. Two things playing at once.
• 58:41
  What's up, buddies? I've been invited to sing
• 58:43
  the National Anthem at the Hayward High School
• 58:45
  football game on August 28th versus Arroyo High.
• 58:49
  Kickoff has started at 7. Let's see if we can
• 58:53
  reach Hayward. Hanky. Hayward Hanky. See if we
• 59:01
  can reach him. This is how you know if the prank
• 59:03
  calls are real or not. Because you might not
• 59:05
  pick up. Hello? Hey, Hank, it's Ryan Hoppy. Hey,
• 59:16
  Ryan, what's up? I just broke the news coming
• 59:19
  back from break. Your post about the national
• 59:22
  anthem at the Hayward High School game. Good
• 59:24
  job. Cool, buddy. How excited are you, dude?
• 59:30
  Extremely excited, buddy. On a scale of one to
• 59:33
  ten. How excited? 11. How many sodas have you
• 59:39
  had so far? It's 8 a .m. None today. You got
• 59:44
  to be careful. You were hyper, man. You sounded
• 59:47
  a little quiet. Okay, buddy. Did I wake you up,
• 59:50
  Hank? I was watching old Solid Gold videos. You
• 59:55
  love your Solid Gold, man. Just wanted to call,
• 59:59
  Hank. Okay. And say I'm proud of you. All right,
• 1:00:04
  buddy. I'll talk to you. We'll probably record
• 1:00:06
  Thursday. Okay. All right, I'll talk to you later,
• 1:00:08
  buddy. All right, bye. Yeah, he seemed really
• 1:00:11
  inconvenienced. No, no, no. But in all sincerity,
• 1:00:14
  I love Hank. A lot of people on radio were douchebags
• 1:00:17
  to him. But I will. I always have my dogs back.
• 1:00:24
  Let's see what's going on here. Oprah says young
• 1:00:29
  people aren't supposed to have a work -life balance.
• 1:00:31
  No. Says the woman that's in the closet and obviously
• 1:00:36
  scissoring when Gil came. I will take that with
• 1:00:42
  a grain of salt. Ash Trevino pleads guilty to
• 1:00:46
  welfare and healthcare fraud. Ordered to pay
• 1:00:48
  $17 ,000K. She's an influencer. Prosecutors say
• 1:00:57
  she had a relationship with up to 50 inmates.
• 1:01:01
  Sounds like she worked at the prison. She's got
• 1:01:03
  kind of a skanky look to her. Like you gotta
• 1:01:06
  double wrap that condom. Usher fans are demanding
• 1:01:12
  refunds after claiming that a lookalike was performing
• 1:01:14
  his songs at a New York show. Yeah, there seems
• 1:01:16
  to be a lot of New York lookalikes. There's the
• 1:01:19
  Jalen Brunson lookalike. And there's this guy
• 1:01:22
  that looks like their mayor. And it's a very
• 1:01:24
  strange, very strange city. New York. Let's see
• 1:01:32
  here. What's going on here? I had a college professor
• 1:01:35
  say, you do know like college women are getting
• 1:01:37
  their tuition paid for by going on dates with
• 1:01:41
  older men. Oh yeah. If I'm a hot ass girl, why
• 1:01:45
  not do it? Why are you above it? And I like perk
• 1:01:49
  up and I'm like, I grew up poor. Most of my teammates
• 1:01:53
  are wealthy. Like have Starbucks money and money
• 1:01:56
  for tanning memberships. Like tell me more. Tell
• 1:02:00
  me more. Tell me more. Started diving into basically
• 1:02:05
  describing the sugar baby lifestyle. And he like
• 1:02:07
  pulled on his whiteboard and he's like, so say
• 1:02:10
  like this woman charges $300 an hour, does this,
• 1:02:13
  turn X amounts of tricks a day. Takes a day off
• 1:02:16
  for parent teacher conference. And I remember
• 1:02:18
  he circled like a six figure number on the board.
• 1:02:21
  I got to fart real quick. That was delightful.
• 1:02:27
  Smells bad too. Usually when I fart on a clip,
• 1:02:32
  it meets the time to move on. Yeah, this show
• 1:02:37
  is not for everybody. 856 -49 -HOPPY. Here's
• 1:02:42
  Navea breaking down after the chat was trolling
• 1:02:46
  her about other women loving Blueface. All of
• 1:02:49
  us bitches love him. Yeah, you look raggedy,
• 1:02:53
  honey. Fuck. Who gives a fuck? Yeah, until you
• 1:03:00
  get hurt. We got something in common. We love
• 1:03:04
  the same bitch. Alright, I'm uncomfortable. Alrighty.
• 1:03:11
  Let's see what we got here. I'm sure this clip
• 1:03:13
  will be so riveting. Your life will be so changed.
• 1:03:16
  You'll be grateful. Here's Papa Roquel talking.
• 1:03:22
  It's just crazy because I just post a morning
• 1:03:24
  selfie on my OF and I make more than a top surgeon
• 1:03:27
  makes. That's good. You know what happened to
• 1:03:31
  Brittany Renner? She hit the wall. You know what's
• 1:03:37
  going to happen to you? By the time you're 33,
• 1:03:40
  you're going to hit the wall. Oh, you're going
• 1:03:43
  to hit the wall. That is the sound of 2034. When
• 1:03:59
  we hit the wall. Here is Violet Myers, a great
• 1:04:04
  porn star. I was on Craigslist. I was so desperate
• 1:04:06
  to be a porn star. Really? I was on Craigslist
• 1:04:09
  and I was looking up ads to join and I remember
• 1:04:12
  this sketchy dude was having casting to suck
• 1:04:17
  his... Casting couch. It was just weird because
• 1:04:23
  we were going to meet in a storage room. I Googled
• 1:04:29
  the location and it was a storage room. So like,
• 1:04:31
  that's why I had to be open with my mom. Cause
• 1:04:33
  I didn't want to get into any situations. Did
• 1:04:35
  you go meet him? No, no, no. Luckily, like I
• 1:04:38
  knew it was fake and I went with my gut instinct.
• 1:04:41
  And my mom said it too. She's like, I don't think
• 1:04:44
  so. Like some of these porn stars got these weird
• 1:04:47
  relationships. Imagine being like, mom, I don't
• 1:04:49
  feel good. Even though he wants to be up in my
• 1:04:51
  guts. What's going on here? And on this lovely
• 1:04:55
  morning, I have decided to tell you guys why
• 1:04:57
  I basically stopped dating. For starters, men
• 1:04:59
  don't cold approach anymore. Yeah, because women
• 1:05:01
  act like they don't want to be cold approached.
• 1:05:04
  They act like you're bothering them. Oh, it's
• 1:05:09
  such an inconvenience. They don't. What they
• 1:05:12
  do is they aura farm and they stare at you and
• 1:05:14
  then that's it. Prime example right here. That
• 1:05:16
  sounds like me. Whatever. That woman has like
• 1:05:19
  raggedy hair. Kind of looks like Benny Blanco.
• 1:05:22
  Eight, five, six, 49. That's probably why they're
• 1:05:25
  not approaching you. Here's Brittany Runner.
• 1:05:28
  She refused to pay for the club and tried using
• 1:05:30
  her face card. Okay. Yeah. I'm a bust. She looks
• 1:05:41
  like a snack. Let's try. Why did you sneak? Because
• 1:05:51
  I didn't want to pay. Okay. I feel like we shouldn't
• 1:05:53
  have to pay. That's crazy. Yeah, you're a hot
• 1:05:55
  -ass woman. You think you're a bother, buddy?
• 1:05:58
  Let's see. Let's see if our face cards decline.
• 1:06:02
  You're a sardine. Probably smell like sardines.
• 1:06:06
  There's a line right here. Okay, let's see. All
• 1:06:10
  right, so they end up getting into the club after
• 1:06:11
  the guy says no. Man, these women out here are
• 1:06:15
  so into it. Honey, you were born in 1991. Shut
• 1:06:19
  up. I don't care. I mean, I just played it, so
• 1:06:24
  maybe I care a little bit. That's the thing.
• 1:06:27
  I sit here and I say, oh, no, I guess. And then
• 1:06:30
  what do I do? So here's Navea. They're driving
• 1:06:34
  around. She's eating Chick -fil -A. You know,
• 1:06:36
  she took a huge dump. And here's Blueface getting
• 1:06:39
  emotional, I guess. How did I get so lucky? No,
• 1:06:44
  how did I get so lucky? This is so staked. It's
• 1:06:49
  hard to take him seriously. He's got like the
• 1:06:50
  fucking MLB logo on his face and Benjamin Franklin
• 1:06:53
  and the Chase Bank. It's literally idiocracy.
• 1:06:58
  He's such a beautiful human being. Even somebody
• 1:07:04
  commented, why does he have so many corporate
• 1:07:06
  brands on his face? I bet even Chase Bank is
• 1:07:11
  like, get away from us. Just listen to the sound
• 1:07:16
  of snot. That was so passive aggressive. Just
• 1:07:28
  listen to the sound of snot. Just does something
• 1:07:32
  to me. Yeah, he is not attracted to him. He's
• 1:07:43
  got that thing where once the baby mom is firing
• 1:07:45
  all and blowing the nose. I feel like she wants
• 1:07:49
  to look like a muscle because she wants to be
• 1:07:51
  like, look, I feel pregnant. Congratulations.
• 1:07:55
  You had intercourse. Very groundbreaking. Very
• 1:07:58
  noble of you. Think of how incredibly intense
• 1:08:03
  it is to fall in love with someone. to date for
• 1:08:07
  a year, two years. All right, he's saying, well,
• 1:08:10
  you can't cut over your ex, but when guys talk,
• 1:08:12
  it's not as interesting. Nice guys give me the
• 1:08:19
  ick. Like, full body ick. The second a man says,
• 1:08:22
  whatever makes you happy, I'd never pressure
• 1:08:25
  you, no rush, take your time. I just want you
• 1:08:28
  to be comfortable. I feel my soul leave my body.
• 1:08:30
  I don't want a golden retriever that's... All
• 1:08:32
  right, this woman had ridiculous boobs. they
• 1:08:35
  were like almost like bothersome in a way and
• 1:08:38
  um she's gonna wonder why when she's like 42
• 1:08:42
  she's gonna be really alone and all the good
• 1:08:44
  guys are gonna be married to girls that are gonna
• 1:08:46
  be 20 years younger it's just the way of life
• 1:08:52
  when you're in your 20s you can't get a girl
• 1:08:55
  in your 20s you get the older woman and then
• 1:08:57
  when you're in your 30s and 40s you get the girl
• 1:08:59
  five years younger uh here's adam 22 talking
• 1:09:02
  about his marriage Drake is doing this kick stream.
• 1:09:06
  It's going live at 6 p .m. And I'm not gonna
• 1:09:09
  lie. My wife is on it. Oh, yeah, you're a little
• 1:09:12
  cunt. Adam 22, the love sponge. My wife is a
• 1:09:16
  part of this. Now, I'm gonna keep it real with
• 1:09:19
  you. We are trolls. We are a family of trolls.
• 1:09:22
  We do things for entertainment, for jokes, for
• 1:09:26
  laughs. Water. But I am a little bit concerned.
• 1:09:32
  Yeah. You can bang other women, but they can't.
• 1:09:36
  You're a little controlling. A growing number
• 1:09:40
  of frequent marijuana users in the U .S. are
• 1:09:42
  being hospitalized. I love those reports. It's
• 1:09:44
  always FOX 13. FOX 13's a weird page, dude. I
• 1:09:48
  like Mark Willis, and I think Judd Epstein's
• 1:09:50
  hot. But it's very, I don't know if the word
• 1:09:55
  is wishy -washy. Selena Powell said she learned
• 1:10:01
  her lesson after being arrested. I'd hope you
• 1:10:05
  do, baby, too. Wonder how she got off the other
• 1:10:08
  nine times. Here is Adam 22's wife, Lena, the
• 1:10:11
  plug. I like saying Lena. Talking to Drake, walking
• 1:10:14
  up to him. Wow. Wow, I've had this dream before.
• 1:10:18
  Hi, how are you? Yeah, he definitely banged her.
• 1:10:22
  Ooh. Drake was doing this, like, game show where
• 1:10:24
  he had all these, like, cloud -chasing dumb broads
• 1:10:27
  from Toronto. They were about money and clown.
• 1:10:32
  There's a long hug. That is a long hug. This
• 1:10:40
  is probably not going to go over well either.
• 1:10:45
  Poking the bear. Hi. How are you? I recognize
• 1:10:51
  you. Hello. The host said I recognize you. I
• 1:11:01
  don't know why that made me laugh so hard. Thanks,
• 1:11:03
  everyone. Wow. That was a weirdly long hug. I
• 1:11:13
  needed this today. This is hilarious. Just like
• 1:11:16
  that moment. It's been coming. It's been lingering.
• 1:11:18
  What are you doing? I did not know that. I mean,
• 1:11:24
  Drake's sidekick is funny, but I did not know
• 1:11:26
  this is great. For work. I make porn. Wow. Okay.
• 1:11:37
  Yes. Well, we like a confident woman. And she's
• 1:11:40
  well aware of her job title. Yeah. Well, you
• 1:11:49
  have a husband. Why are you here? Wait, hold
• 1:11:51
  on. Actually, can someone hold this for me? Oh,
• 1:11:53
  my God. This is the clip. I didn't even know
• 1:11:55
  this is true. She's about to throw her ring.
• 1:11:59
  Ah, they must have had an argument that morning.
• 1:12:02
  I can't. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, she just
• 1:12:08
  took off the ring. One of right this way. Oh,
• 1:12:13
  thank you so much. Yeah. It's just the intro.
• 1:12:14
  You guys are going to have a date later. Yeah.
• 1:12:20
  Yeah. She's promiscuous. And that's a nice way
• 1:12:25
  of putting it. guys if a woman ever says this
• 1:12:28
  the likelihood is that it's a lie what uh you
• 1:12:33
  made me come if she ever says that she was hanging
• 1:12:36
  out with somebody for a while like four six eight
• 1:12:40
  dates and never slept with him oh yeah oh yeah
• 1:12:44
  i mean that's pretty freaking obvious i'm telling
• 1:12:48
  you right now that woman is fibbing yeah there
• 1:12:51
  you go I agree with that. We're just friends.
• 1:12:57
  Especially if they bang you on the first date.
• 1:12:59
  No, they do that to everybody. I don't do that.
• 1:13:02
  No, you don't. Let's talk about how to detach
• 1:13:06
  and let go using psychology. Hi guys, my name
• 1:13:08
  is - Nah, this is the accent I wanna hear, this
• 1:13:10
  hot piece of ass. Alright, I'm a psychology student
• 1:13:12
  and I'm just here to put you on first. I don't
• 1:13:15
  - I don't know what she's saying, but she's cute.
• 1:13:16
  Make the old memories smaller. Don't try to erase
• 1:13:19
  old memories, that's never gonna work. Don't
• 1:13:21
  try to protect yourself from reality. Don't try
• 1:13:23
  to be like, oh, I can't go to that place because
• 1:13:24
  I'm gonna get flashbacks. No! Go to that place
• 1:13:27
  and make new memories. Alright then, she's a
• 1:13:30
  cute girl. It is weird. I broke up at the Target
• 1:13:37
  on Dale Mayberry. And for the longest time when
• 1:13:41
  I was driving on the highway, if I drove by the
• 1:13:44
  Dale Mayberry Target, I would cry. Now I'm okay.
• 1:13:47
  It was terrible. And then that little scumbag,
• 1:13:50
  little bitch, that coward, that douchebag, that
• 1:13:55
  loser, that piece of garbage, that piece of excrement.
• 1:13:59
  Actually. Saying that he's a piece of excrement
• 1:14:02
  is not specifying it enough. He is the most talentless
• 1:14:05
  person to ever be on Tampa Bay's airwaves. At
• 1:14:08
  least Mike Calta's got talent. I mean, I'm talking
• 1:14:12
  about that little bitch known as Gareth Alexander,
• 1:14:15
  whatever his stupid last name is, Dizzy, who
• 1:14:19
  told everybody on the radio and reminded them
• 1:14:21
  about that breakup. You're a failure. How's it
• 1:14:26
  feeling to be John Stenning's bitch? I love John
• 1:14:29
  Stenning. Happy heavenly birthday to King Von.
• 1:14:32
  He would have been 32. Definitely not heavenly.
• 1:14:35
  Oh, there's a video of Mark Zuckerberg boxing
• 1:14:37
  people. Let's hear the sound of it. It's right
• 1:14:40
  by the water. It's strange. Round two against
• 1:14:46
  Mark Zuckerberg. Machine versus machine. Rob,
• 1:14:49
  are you ready? God damn it. I can't play it because
• 1:14:51
  they're playing. When is it? Macklemore. God
• 1:14:58
  damn it. With Ryan Leslie or Ryan, whatever the
• 1:15:01
  Ryan was he hung out with. I don't know. Can't
• 1:15:03
  play that. Damn it. Remember, marriage is the
• 1:15:06
  mental commitment itself executed daily. It's
• 1:15:09
  not a piece of paper. I'm glad you taught me
• 1:15:13
  that, honey. How to flirt with a girl without
• 1:15:15
  risking anything. And if you're new here, hi,
• 1:15:18
  I'm Eden. I don't give a shit. I don't need to
• 1:15:20
  hear about your link in the fucking bio. It's
• 1:15:22
  always the link. bio the link in the if we're
• 1:15:27
  interested honey we'll follow you don't need
• 1:15:31
  to tell us about a link in the bio no one no
• 1:15:36
  one cares here's lena the plug and uh drake at
• 1:15:41
  their date getting the hall pass Okay, and this
• 1:15:52
  means what I think? Whatever you want. I keep
• 1:15:57
  this? Yeah, it's yours. Thanks. Cash it in. Whenever
• 1:16:00
  you want. Cash it in, okay. Whenever you want.
• 1:16:03
  All right, I look forward to it. This is a weird
• 1:16:09
  freaking planet we live on. And here he is talking
• 1:16:11
  to another woman saying he's been cheated on
• 1:16:14
  even though he used to brag about cheating in
• 1:16:16
  rap. So it's karma. Have you ever been cheated
• 1:16:17
  on? If so, what did you do? What can you do?
• 1:16:22
  Accept it. Yeah. I could definitely see him getting
• 1:16:29
  cheated on. Here is Lena the Plug asking if she's
• 1:16:34
  watched, if he's watched her movies. Hello again.
• 1:16:38
  Hi. Let me get all this other stuff and these
• 1:16:41
  girls out of here. Okay. I did not know Drake
• 1:16:46
  was this funny. Have you seen my stuff? Have
• 1:16:49
  I seen your stuff? Do you have any pointers for
• 1:16:51
  me? I actually have never watched. Yeah, it's
• 1:16:56
  OK. We don't really need to see Adam. Adam 22.
• 1:16:59
  Oh, yeah. He's very vocal on the porn. And I
• 1:17:04
  do not like when guys are vocal. I don't need
• 1:17:06
  to hear it. Here is Lil Wayne talking about making
• 1:17:09
  songs in prison. I literally don't even, I still
• 1:17:11
  don't even, I did a whole joint in jail. I was
• 1:17:14
  just talking about it the other day and I said,
• 1:17:16
  you better ask me what song it was. How did you
• 1:17:19
  do it in jail? You just wrote it and then you
• 1:17:20
  recorded it after? I went to studio every night.
• 1:17:29
  That made everybody be quiet. I'm about to beat
• 1:17:32
  on this damn table. It was all older. And also,
• 1:17:37
  there was a rule. If you get on the phone, if
• 1:17:39
  your conversation, we all lock in at 1045. But
• 1:17:43
  if your conversation that was on the phone started
• 1:17:45
  before that time, you can stay out. So we would
• 1:17:48
  do that on purpose. Therefore, everybody got
• 1:17:50
  to lock in. And now it's empty. Wow, he sounds
• 1:17:54
  rough. Could they all hear? He sounds fucking
• 1:18:04
  rough, man. God bless his heart. Here's Blueface
• 1:18:09
  saying he's trying not to cheat on the view of
• 1:18:11
  all in labor. It's all about trying. I'm a trying
• 1:18:13
  man. If I try not to cheat, you better love me.
• 1:18:23
  He's a douche. And here he is. Of course, Bluefish
• 1:18:28
  goes out and has a bunch of women in his car
• 1:18:31
  and he kicks them out. What's the definition
• 1:18:33
  of colorist? The definition of colorist is doing
• 1:18:36
  something discriminating against someone because
• 1:18:38
  of the color of their skin. She thinks she sounds
• 1:18:43
  smart. I mean, she's bringing up good points.
• 1:18:45
  The shade of their skin. This is mostly towards
• 1:18:49
  dark -skinned women. And you know that. You're
• 1:18:52
  online. So colorist can't go for light -skinned
• 1:18:54
  woman? It can't go for light -skinned woman.
• 1:18:56
  So why the fuck are you so offended? It can go
• 1:18:57
  for any shades of skin, is what I'm saying. Are
• 1:18:59
  you ready? Are you ready? What an annoying broad.
• 1:19:02
  Go home to Nivea. For the real definition? Are
• 1:19:05
  you ready for the real definition? Search it
• 1:19:07
  up. Search it up right now. Search it up right
• 1:19:08
  now. Colorist is a professional or artist who
• 1:19:11
  works with color? No. I can see why Blueface
• 1:19:17
  is kind of likable. And then here's Nivea talking
• 1:19:20
  about him being out. What if he does love me?
• 1:19:24
  This was while he was with those girls in that
• 1:19:26
  car. What if he does love me, though? I feel
• 1:19:31
  he loves me. Because if he didn't love me, I
• 1:19:38
  don't think he would want to actually be around
• 1:19:41
  me. He's stuck with you. For y 'all to think
• 1:19:44
  that he don't love me because he's dealing with
• 1:19:46
  other women. Maybe. He can't do the things that
• 1:19:51
  he want to do to me that he's eligible to do
• 1:19:54
  to them. Yeah, it's like Tampa Morning Radio's
• 1:19:56
  marriages. She loves a good pool boy, though.
• 1:20:03
  Blueface got irritated and left this girl in
• 1:20:05
  the middle of the highway. I can't argue with
• 1:20:07
  stupidity. Get this bitch out. Pull over right
• 1:20:09
  here. Pull over right here. Pull over right here,
• 1:20:12
  nigga. The fuck are you asking questions for?
• 1:20:17
  Yo, fuck about this. Get your stupid ass out.
• 1:20:20
  Look how fast her dumb ass is to get out where
• 1:20:23
  she don't... Get your ass out so she can get
• 1:20:27
  her ass out. No, because your friend's stupid.
• 1:20:31
  Y 'all so smart, but... Tell Fran an idiot. Look
• 1:20:35
  at her. She's not stupid. Bro, I don't feel bad
• 1:20:37
  for any of these girls because they're hanging
• 1:20:39
  out with someone that's about to become a dad
• 1:20:41
  again. Nothing to listen to. Let her dumb ass
• 1:20:43
  get out. She serves no purpose. She's a little
• 1:20:46
  ass kid. Hurry up. What the fuck? Take it so
• 1:20:48
  long. What the fuck you waiting for? Show a little
• 1:20:50
  stupid ass out. It's on the highway. Go ahead.
• 1:20:59
  Let's go. Chop, chop. Chop, chop. We don't give
• 1:21:03
  a fuck. Y 'all get on. The fuck? You want to
• 1:21:07
  be stupid too? No, you're not stupid. That's
• 1:21:09
  why I fuck with you. These hoes are stupid. God,
• 1:21:15
  he's such a terrible guy. Akon performed for
• 1:21:19
  a family of three and did an hour of the song
• 1:21:21
  Lonely. That had to be embarrassing. Here's Alabama
• 1:21:27
  Barker saying she doesn't want to go to streamer
• 1:21:29
  prom. Which honestly, I think the streamers do
• 1:21:32
  need a prom because they got stolen a bit from
• 1:21:34
  COVID. I was thinking about it last night and
• 1:21:37
  I was like, oh my God, what if I flew to Houston
• 1:21:39
  and went to streamer prom? I feel like you guys
• 1:21:41
  would be so happy. No one cares in Alabama. You're
• 1:21:45
  a bust on. Here's Neon running into his arc.
• 1:21:49
  Neon running into his arc. That was kind of a
• 1:21:57
  bust. I thought it was going to sound better.
• 1:22:00
  Perez Holton's kids were home before his frightening
• 1:22:03
  live stream. Karma hit him. Mama June says not
• 1:22:09
  all money is good with her daughter Pumpkin doing
• 1:22:11
  porn. Cardi B had a threat made to her by Cameron.
• 1:22:18
  Chase Infinity and Tyreek broke up. No way. Perez
• 1:22:22
  Holton remains in the hospital. Harry Jowsey
• 1:22:26
  says he's in love after that dating show. Matt
• 1:22:29
  Rife is a douche. Told another person to kill
• 1:22:32
  themselves. Andrew Gillum ordered the return
• 1:22:34
  to jail after testing positive for meth. AOC
• 1:22:39
  says she's going to freeze her eggs. She's such
• 1:22:42
  a hot piece of ass. Eva Longoria was looking
• 1:22:45
  hot at the beach. And this woman right here is
• 1:22:48
  fascinating. We'll do this one. And Trump says
• 1:22:53
  it's way too early to endorse J .D. Vance. That's
• 1:22:55
  got to make J .D. feel good. But here's this
• 1:22:57
  teen mom. She's a hot piece of ass. Her name
• 1:23:00
  is Rachel Beaver. I remember the eight. I'm sure
• 1:23:03
  she's never heard jokes about that. And Lil Wayne
• 1:23:06
  flew her up. And here she is talking about getting
• 1:23:11
  flown out by a Lil Wayne. That is right here.
• 1:23:19
  So I didn't expect a reply. I get on my phone
• 1:23:21
  like a month later and I'm like looking at my
• 1:23:23
  phone and I'm like, I had to take a double take
• 1:23:25
  because I'm like, what the f***, Lil Wayne? Like
• 1:23:28
  in my DMs right now, people think I'm begging,
• 1:23:31
  okay? A lot of people on the internet right now
• 1:23:33
  are like, you're begging for a flight. Like if
• 1:23:35
  a guy is trying to fly you out or if it's right
• 1:23:38
  after Christmas and I just paid rent and you're
• 1:23:39
  a f***ing millionaire, you're flying me the f***
• 1:23:41
  out. Like I don't care. That's not a good point.
• 1:23:44
  I mean, it's an okay point, but... You are, because
• 1:23:46
  you got... It's not me using somebody. Like,
• 1:23:49
  you have all this money. You are 20 years older
• 1:23:51
  than me, and you think that I'm going to pay
• 1:23:53
  for a plane ticket because... I don't... Yeah,
• 1:23:57
  it seems like rappers pick annoying broads. And
• 1:24:02
  Lara Trump was sleeping at a funeral, but people
• 1:24:06
  are mad, but she's stupid. You can't get mad.
• 1:24:09
  She's not smart. How could you possibly get mad
• 1:24:13
  at her? It's like getting mad at a kid. What
• 1:24:17
  do we want to do here? Okay. I think we're going
• 1:24:22
  to keep going. Oh, yeah. Let me rewind this.
• 1:24:33
  When you hear the word Buc -ee's, you might think
• 1:24:35
  of Rest Stop Heaven. I'll be honest, I was not
• 1:24:40
  a big fan of it. I thought it was way too big,
• 1:24:42
  way too white trash. And now the fact that they're
• 1:24:45
  trying to bring down other small companies, they're
• 1:24:47
  douchebags. And they make blue collar people
• 1:24:53
  look bad. fresh barbecue seemingly endless snacks
• 1:24:57
  and all kinds of merch featuring this buck -toothed
• 1:25:01
  beaver this morning the wildly popular gas stations
• 1:25:04
  are fueling outrage too i love like it sounds
• 1:25:09
  so rude but i've seen it with like fishermen
• 1:25:12
  and i've seen it with people like when blue collar
• 1:25:15
  people get mad about stuff Oh yeah, you have
• 1:25:19
  some vibes of just pure rivalry. It's time to
• 1:25:22
  boycott Buc -ee's. This is ridiculous. When does
• 1:25:25
  this end? In a new federal lawsuit, Buc -ee's
• 1:25:28
  accuses Beaver's Mini Mart and Beaver Creek,
• 1:25:31
  Ohio of trademark infringement. Yeah, I love
• 1:25:34
  how Buc -ee's is acting like they created the
• 1:25:36
  beaver. Oh yeah, it wasn't the universe or God
• 1:25:39
  or whatever created this planet. Buc -ee's is
• 1:25:41
  the original one to have a beaver. Shut up. The
• 1:25:47
  mega chain claiming the convenience stores use
• 1:25:49
  of a cartoon beaver with wide eyes and a... Did
• 1:25:51
  they just like Google beavers and look for anybody
• 1:25:54
  that had the name? Smile is unauthorized. And
• 1:25:58
  the beaver looks nothing like theirs. Like theirs
• 1:26:00
  actually looks like it's like deformed. The beaver
• 1:26:04
  at beavers mini mart's cooler. And is likely
• 1:26:07
  to cause confusion among consumers. No, it doesn't
• 1:26:10
  say Bucky's. It says beavers. Douchebags. Ohioans,
• 1:26:15
  we don't play, okay? Support for the store quickly
• 1:26:17
  going viral with a burrito spot, a bakery, and
• 1:26:20
  a law firm joining in. If you've been injured
• 1:26:23
  by a large corporation coming after a little
• 1:26:25
  guy, you need the beaver on your side. Cookies,
• 1:26:29
  a fundraiser to help. Alright, I hope it all
• 1:26:31
  works out. But I was not impressed with Bucky's.
• 1:26:34
  I went there a month ago after I came back from
• 1:26:36
  Jacksonville after hanging out with Lex and Terry.
• 1:26:37
  It was terrible coffee. It was okay. I mean,
• 1:26:41
  I can get... popcorn, wherever I got the fricking
• 1:26:43
  like cinnamon. I don't know. It was like cheesecake,
• 1:26:47
  cinnamon roll, popcorn, just pure nonsense. So
• 1:26:51
  I wasn't going to eat a fricking, I don't know.
• 1:26:54
  I wasn't going to eat before driving three hours.
• 1:26:56
  I was in St. Augustine. I was going to get brisket.
• 1:26:58
  This was not impressed. And it was cool going,
• 1:27:01
  but more you hear about it, you don't want to
• 1:27:03
  meet your heroes because they're douchebags.
• 1:27:09
  And it looks like you went and got a job, a blowout.
• 1:27:12
  This QVC moment is taking blowing it to a whole
• 1:27:16
  new level. It is. In a clip of the August 5th
• 1:27:19
  broadcast on the Shopping Network, shared by
• 1:27:21
  QVC host Terry Kahn on Instagram, wig company
• 1:27:23
  owner Tony Bratton had her back to the camera
• 1:27:26
  while showing off a hairpiece from her collection.
• 1:27:28
  Alongside Terry, Tony confidently described the
• 1:27:31
  highlights of the wig, but soon slipped in a
• 1:27:33
  not safe for work oops that has the internet
• 1:27:35
  positively cracking up. And it looks like you
• 1:27:38
  went and got a job. I'm adding that to my reel.
• 1:27:44
  I literally just paused the podcast to add that
• 1:27:47
  to my outro. So you'll be hearing that when we
• 1:27:49
  go to break next. ASAP Rocky is good. All right.
• 1:27:57
  I can't play this because it has Rihanna's music
• 1:27:59
  in the background, but Rihanna's returning to
• 1:28:02
  the studio. Oh yeah. Some new faces are heading
• 1:28:07
  into the hockey rink for heated rivalry. Jacob
• 1:28:10
  Tierney and Brendan Brady. It's all the gay sex
• 1:28:13
  and hockey. You can shove the hockey stick up.
• 1:28:17
  Nevermind. Eight, five, six, 49. Happy. adding
• 1:28:24
  to the never -ending list of internet conspiracies
• 1:28:26
  a new one this time involving usher and a clone
• 1:28:30
  that i mean we know the conspiracy about him
• 1:28:32
  having herpes is probably true that's what some
• 1:28:38
  fans speculated after video of the grammy winner
• 1:28:41
  went viral august 7th show so they say there's
• 1:28:44
  a body double probably just someone impersonating
• 1:28:46
  him in new york let's uh be honest here Harry
• 1:28:49
  Potter alum Jessie Cave is going from the Wizarding
• 1:28:52
  World to the world of OnlyFans. Oh, yeah? Show
• 1:28:56
  us your snatch. Revealing she's earned more on
• 1:28:59
  the platform in one year. All right. Good for
• 1:29:02
  you, honey. You're going to regret it when you
• 1:29:04
  have kids, though. It's been 100 years. Why is
• 1:29:11
  this only in one ear? I don't even want to play
• 1:29:13
  it. Bill aimed at making social media safer.
• 1:29:16
  For kids, it's going to the Senate. There you
• 1:29:19
  go. Riveting. Jake T. Austin is speaking out
• 1:29:22
  over being excluded from Wizards Beyond Waverly
• 1:29:25
  Place. That's gotta suck. On August 7th, the
• 1:29:28
  Disney Channel alum, who played youngest brother
• 1:29:30
  Max Russo in the 2000 series, reveals that his
• 1:29:34
  exclusion from the spinoff was not his doing.
• 1:29:37
  Yeah, I can assume you don't want to be left
• 1:29:39
  out of it because everyone kind of forgot about
• 1:29:40
  Jake Rianos. Happy Hot Topic! What the hell is
• 1:29:46
  going on? I don't know. We know what you and
• 1:29:49
  everyone else are thinking. Why the hell does
• 1:29:51
  Netflix have a guy full on living inside a billboard
• 1:29:54
  on Hollywood Sunset Boulevard? For attention.
• 1:29:58
  While the streamer is taking its advertising
• 1:30:00
  game to new heights to promote The Last House,
• 1:30:03
  a sci -fi horror movie. So that's why they have
• 1:30:05
  the guy doing that. God, I want Michael B. Jordan.
• 1:30:08
  Michael B. Jordan and Ray trade Oscar -winning
• 1:30:11
  tears for Oscar -worthy thrills. The Sinner star
• 1:30:14
  and the Where's My Husband singer are spotted
• 1:30:17
  together at Six Flags Magic Mountain just outside
• 1:30:20
  Los Angeles on August 7th. All right, so they're
• 1:30:24
  hanging out. Good for them. Oh, isn't that delightful?
• 1:30:29
  In a summer filled with celebrity nuptials, Tallulah
• 1:30:32
  Willis is the latest celeb to join the list,
• 1:30:35
  tying the knot with now -hubby Justin Aussie
• 1:30:38
  in Idaho. All right, good. It sucks that their
• 1:30:41
  dad really couldn't be there. It's really unfortunate,
• 1:30:43
  everything going on with Bruce Willis. 85 -year
• 1:30:48
  -old Martha Stewart is... Man, she's becoming
• 1:30:51
  an older hag by the day. Turning down dates with
• 1:30:55
  younger men, saying, quote, been there, done
• 1:30:57
  that. Yeah, she's just ready to die. There's
• 1:31:01
  so many cobwebs down there. She's like, I don't
• 1:31:03
  really need him. Here's Anna Faris saying why
• 1:31:10
  she doesn't fit in with other moms. Yeah, she's
• 1:31:12
  starting to look old. You know, got hired. You
• 1:31:15
  know, they hired me. Oh my God, my boss is calling
• 1:31:18
  me again. You guys need to stand up for yourself.
• 1:31:21
  That is the most annoying thing I've ever heard.
• 1:31:27
  Yeah, we're not going to play that. supposedly
• 1:31:31
  parents now, Gen Z and millennial parents, have
• 1:31:34
  the worst literacy of all time. That's good for
• 1:31:37
  our planet. Mm -hmm. Savannah Guthrie has a sweet
• 1:31:42
  reunion with Hoda Kotb amid her break from the
• 1:31:44
  Today Show. Though Savannah has been absent from
• 1:31:47
  Today for her previously announced break. Gosh,
• 1:31:49
  she's so freaking delightful looking. To film
• 1:31:51
  a new game show, Hoda shares a look at what she's
• 1:31:54
  been up to. And it includes a sweet reunion between
• 1:31:57
  the former colleague. All right, let's go. They
• 1:32:00
  all seem like okay people. Why Antonio Banderas
• 1:32:04
  never felt Hollywood was home. Yeah, he doesn't
• 1:32:07
  always seem like he vibed with it. After the
• 1:32:11
  actor moved to the Malibu neighborhood in the
• 1:32:13
  90s to be with his then partner, Melanie Griffith,
• 1:32:16
  he knew that his heart longed to one day return
• 1:32:18
  to his hometown of Malaga, Spain. He tells People
• 1:32:21
  Magazine in an interview published August 7th,
• 1:32:23
  those were... Beautiful, exciting years, but
• 1:32:26
  I always had this sense of provisionality that
• 1:32:28
  it was not going to last my whole life. That's
• 1:32:30
  an interesting word, Diaz, because you're a smart
• 1:32:32
  guy. What's going on with Atari? I'm smelling.
• 1:32:36
  Amid rumors of a falling out with her 9021OMG
• 1:32:39
  co -host, Jenny Garth. Yeah, she represents everything
• 1:32:42
  that's wrong with podcasting, where you deal
• 1:32:44
  on and then you just leave it like a brat. Tori
• 1:32:48
  Spelling is addressing her recent departure from
• 1:32:50
  the Beverly Hills 90210 Rewatch podcast during
• 1:32:53
  a reunion with their former castmate, Brian Austin
• 1:32:56
  Green. Green, who co -starred on the 90s teen
• 1:32:58
  drama with Jenny, Tori, Shannon Doherty, Luke
• 1:33:01
  Perry, Ian Ziering, Jason Priestley, and Gabrielle
• 1:33:04
  Carteris, cryptically asked Spelling during a
• 1:33:07
  live stream August 5th, are we really going to
• 1:33:09
  talk about the OMG pod yet? I think you need
• 1:33:11
  a little time on that. Time to sort of gather
• 1:33:14
  your thoughts. The actress agrees with how he...
• 1:33:17
  He's protecting her because she's a coward. Mm
• 1:33:20
  -hmm. Jax Taylor's revealing he's in love with
• 1:33:24
  his and ex -wife Brittany Cartwright's former
• 1:33:26
  publicist. Yeah, she seems like such a nicer
• 1:33:31
  lady. That Britney Cara, let's be honest. Speaking
• 1:33:36
  in a paparazzi video published by Page Six. Jack
• 1:33:40
  says, I love her to death. You can't help who
• 1:33:44
  you fall in love with. Everybody deserves to
• 1:33:46
  find happiness. Yeah, it's just, you know, Britney
• 1:33:48
  Cara. It's going to be grumpy. Um, because she
• 1:33:52
  is. Lori came over to my house with Janet and
• 1:33:56
  Jason and I cried on her shoulders all night
• 1:33:59
  long. She knows everything. Oh, yeah. Brittany
• 1:34:04
  Carrey is getting candid on how betrayed she
• 1:34:06
  feels by her estranged husband, Jax Taylor, and
• 1:34:08
  former publicist. Let's be honest. As crappy
• 1:34:12
  of a thing as this, you're not with the guy anymore.
• 1:34:15
  Mm -hmm. Lori Krebs over their new romance. In
• 1:34:19
  July, TMZ published photos of Jax and Lori getting
• 1:34:22
  cozy in a pool at a Mexico resort, with sources
• 1:34:24
  telling the outlet that there was more PDA than
• 1:34:26
  what was captured on camera. Oh, yeah, nice little
• 1:34:29
  mouth hide. On August 5th, Brittany was asked
• 1:34:31
  by Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live about
• 1:34:33
  the pictures and if that's how she found out
• 1:34:35
  they were dating. As Brittany noted, Lori was
• 1:34:38
  still her publicist at the time. That is naughty
• 1:34:42
  and hot. She's broke. She was a publicist for
• 1:34:47
  both of you? Yeah. They emerged, they were on
• 1:34:50
  vacation together in Mexico or something. I have
• 1:34:54
  to assume, was that when you found out that he
• 1:34:56
  was dating her? Yeah, she... That can't be ideal.
• 1:35:00
  He sent me a text message morning of, two hours
• 1:35:03
  before the TMZ photos came out. Yeah, that's
• 1:35:10
  not ideal. And let me know that things had changed
• 1:35:13
  and that she knows I will feel betrayed and that
• 1:35:17
  she loves me and Cruz and that she's never told
• 1:35:20
  Jax anything. Yeah. You got to use, Brittany.
• 1:35:24
  I'm sorry, baby, though. But then again, you
• 1:35:27
  do seem like kind of an insufferable brat. So
• 1:35:29
  I don't feel like that bad. What's up, Y2? This
• 1:35:38
  is your boy DJ Y. All right, I can't listen to
• 1:35:40
  this. Cardi B, Meek Mill, and Teyana Taylor are
• 1:35:42
  partying. I'm going to cum. And Cardi B's wig
• 1:35:47
  fell off. I forget women have wings. Now let's
• 1:35:55
  talk about Chris Brown. Chris Brown is pushing
• 1:35:57
  back against his former housekeeper's attempt
• 1:35:59
  to collect money from his upcoming tour with
• 1:36:02
  Usher. Yeah, this woman is all about the money.
• 1:36:04
  Now, is Chris Brown a saint? Of course not. According
• 1:36:08
  to court documents obtained by TMZ, Chris is
• 1:36:11
  fighting efforts by Maria Avila to take... Alright,
• 1:36:14
  so she's trying to take his money. Yeah, he's
• 1:36:17
  definitely no saint, let's be honest. John Goodman
• 1:36:20
  is turning heads with his latest transformation.
• 1:36:23
  Yeah, he looks, I mean, this is going to be very
• 1:36:26
  mean. I don't really care. He looks dreadful.
• 1:36:29
  There is something to be said about having a
• 1:36:32
  little weight in your body and looking okay.
• 1:36:34
  He looks atrocious. He looks absolutely, positively
• 1:36:42
  terrible. He's got that Skeletor look. I mean,
• 1:36:56
  I would know it's him because he's got that face
• 1:36:57
  with the little droopy eyes, but God, he looks
• 1:37:00
  horrible. All right, there you go. 8 -5 -6 -49,
• 1:37:09
  Hoppy. Yeah. Not everybody needs to do Ozempic,
• 1:37:12
  okay? Now to some big movie news. Let's start
• 1:37:17
  some rumors, shall we? Well, it's no longer just
• 1:37:20
  a rumor. Jim Carrey is starring in an upcoming
• 1:37:22
  live -action adaptation of the beloved classic
• 1:37:25
  cartoon, The Jetsons. I can't wait. I love that
• 1:37:29
  cartoon. Now on GMA with the super showing for
• 1:37:33
  a superhero Spider -Man brand new day setting
• 1:37:36
  records and not to mention a styling trend Alright,
• 1:37:39
  so I did a good job. Whatever. What's going on
• 1:37:41
  with Papoose? The former hip -hop power couple
• 1:37:48
  made headlines after Remy Ma took a direct shot
• 1:37:51
  at Papoose during Angie Martinez's summer barbecue
• 1:37:54
  show. Yeah, she's just a washed -up hag that's
• 1:37:56
  grumpy that's just doing well. In a bold freestyle
• 1:37:59
  performance, Remy Ma aired out her feelings on
• 1:38:02
  stage, leaving fans stunned by her raw lyrics
• 1:38:05
  and unapologetic delivery. Social media... Imagine
• 1:38:08
  if a man did that and born a woman does it. Other
• 1:38:11
  plot is. Media lit up instantly. There you go.
• 1:38:17
  Freaking annoying broadsheets. Now let's talk
• 1:38:26
  about rapper 50 Cent and Kiffy D. 50 Cent is
• 1:38:29
  re - I love Kiffy D. Acting to Kiffy D's latest
• 1:38:33
  comments about the murder of Tupac Shakur. Yeah.
• 1:38:36
  Kiffy D is now saying that Sean Diddy Combs had
• 1:38:39
  no involvement in Tupac's murder. Yeah, this
• 1:38:41
  guy probably blew Diddy so they have kind of
• 1:38:43
  a little relationship. And finally with this.
• 1:38:50
  Boosie is making headlines after apologizing
• 1:38:52
  to Rocky for calling him out over a viral photo
• 1:38:55
  and video that appeared to show the Harlem rapper
• 1:38:57
  wearing a thong. Yeah, Boosie does not really
• 1:39:00
  think things out. So Boosie Badass. Made a post
• 1:39:05
  about how he saw freaking A $AP Rocky in a thong
• 1:39:11
  on stage. And for some reason, he thought it
• 1:39:15
  was true. The hell's wrong with you, dude? He
• 1:39:20
  is way too obsessed with what other dudes do
• 1:39:22
  with their body. Sometimes it makes me wonder
• 1:39:25
  if he's in the closet. On Thursday, August 6th,
• 1:39:29
  Boosie took to X to say, my bad, Rocky. If that
• 1:39:32
  photo was Photoshopped, bro, he admitted he couldn't
• 1:39:35
  believe what he was. It's not Photoshop, you
• 1:39:37
  Gen X idiot. It's called AI. Was seeing and felt
• 1:39:41
  like he had to speak up. The apology came after
• 1:39:44
  Rocky addressed the situation during a new interview.
• 1:39:47
  Yeah, ASAP Rocky needs, he's so impulsive. He
• 1:39:50
  just says things, just say things. Like, you
• 1:39:53
  might help yourself if you just shut up. Like,
• 1:39:55
  if you just stop dying. What's going on here?
• 1:39:58
  This morning, a new warning about vandals obstructing,
• 1:40:01
  damaging, or stealing cameras made by Flock Safety
• 1:40:04
  that can tell... Yeah, I don't like these. I
• 1:40:06
  know people are going to go, oh, but don't break
• 1:40:08
  the law then. No, no, no. I don't like how it's
• 1:40:10
  being used. And when I bring this up, then people
• 1:40:12
  stop talking. Because I'm always right. But the
• 1:40:17
  problem with Flock cameras is as good as it is,
• 1:40:20
  and I do, and when I... Cops are, um... I'll
• 1:40:25
  be using their power like usual. When a car crosses
• 1:40:28
  a certain intersection, someone smeared a glue
• 1:40:31
  -like substance on this one in Edina, Minnesota.
• 1:40:33
  In nearby Plymouth, Minnesota, a camera was destroyed.
• 1:40:37
  All right, so there's part of the headline about
• 1:40:39
  clock cameras and there's this, my reason. Six
• 1:40:42
  former Savannah Police Department employees,
• 1:40:44
  including four officers, are now under criminal
• 1:40:47
  investigation after being fired for allegedly
• 1:40:50
  misusing these controversial surveillance cameras.
• 1:40:54
  This is the problem. Like, I know somebody recently,
• 1:40:58
  their uncle went missing and the flock cameras
• 1:40:59
  found the guy. Okay? So that's when flock cameras
• 1:41:03
  are good. But the problem is, when they're bad,
• 1:41:08
  they're bad. Made by the company Flock. Totally
• 1:41:12
  honest, I'm disappointed. I'm pissed off about
• 1:41:15
  it. That's the mayor. Employees allegedly using
• 1:41:19
  the system to make personal searches. Yes, and
• 1:41:22
  maybe they're looking up on a bumble date or
• 1:41:24
  where their wife's going. This is the problem.
• 1:41:26
  This is why we can't have nice things. Because
• 1:41:29
  cops get power hungry or they abuse the system
• 1:41:36
  and they ruin it for everybody. There are a ton
• 1:41:39
  of good cops out there. The problem is the bad
• 1:41:42
  cops are the ones that lead the department. Mm
• 1:41:45
  -hmm. Involving family and acquaintances. The
• 1:41:48
  high -tech AI -powered cameras read license plates
• 1:41:51
  and store that data for police departments to
• 1:41:54
  use. Yeah, it's a little sketchy. Use. I have
• 1:41:58
  a story for you. Because I just don't trust fly
• 1:42:00
  cameras. And if you trust them, you're a sheep.
• 1:42:03
  There was this woman I matched with. Mm -hmm.
• 1:42:07
  They're just beautiful and busty. Latina woman.
• 1:42:12
  Three years ago. Yeah, three years ago. Wow,
• 1:42:16
  three years. And it was in Chicago. We matched
• 1:42:19
  on Bumble. And she's like, hey, come to the city.
• 1:42:21
  I want to go to the Virgin Hotel. So we go to
• 1:42:23
  the Virgin Hotel. It's like 32 bucks an hour
• 1:42:25
  to park. And she goes, I do something for a living.
• 1:42:28
  Do you want to hear what it is? And she's all
• 1:42:30
  nervous. And I'm like, what is it? She's like,
• 1:42:32
  I serve and protect the community. I'm like,
• 1:42:34
  oh, are you a teacher, a therapist? She's like,
• 1:42:36
  no, I'm a cop. And I'm like, whatever. So I stopped
• 1:42:38
  hitting my vape pen. It was weird. So then like
• 1:42:41
  two, three weeks later, I get a text. You gotta
• 1:42:43
  remember, I only talked to her on Bumble. And
• 1:42:45
  her name on there was Ace. Hmm, wonder why. So
• 1:42:49
  I get a text. Hey, cutie, happy birthday. First
• 1:42:53
  of all, she remembered my birthday, which I never
• 1:42:55
  told her my birthday. So she abused the power.
• 1:42:59
  And I go, who is this? She goes, it's Stephanie.
• 1:43:01
  But I knew that it was a Chicago area code. I'm
• 1:43:04
  like, which Stephanie? She's like, we went on
• 1:43:06
  a date to downtown Chicago. I'm like, wait. At
• 1:43:09
  the Virgin Hotel, she's like, yeah, I'm ace.
• 1:43:12
  I did not like that. If a man did that, we'd
• 1:43:15
  be called psychotic. But when a woman does it,
• 1:43:16
  oh, I'm just protecting myself. Shut up. Yeah.
• 1:43:20
  That's why you cannot trust cops. I've matched
• 1:43:23
  with beautiful women that worked for the police
• 1:43:25
  department. They get unmatched like these side
• 1:43:29
  chicks would. Oh. Side chick news. We talking
• 1:43:46
  messy today. Uh, mic check. Welcome to the surf.
• 1:43:51
  Riding in the booth, cutting straight through
• 1:43:53
  the surf. Call it like I see it. Feelings in
• 1:43:56
  the hearse, kid. You click the T, now you get
• 1:43:59
  the whole thermos. The libs playing games, acting
• 1:44:01
  like they saints. Got a whole spouse home, still
• 1:44:04
  sliding to the dates. Screenshot save, little
• 1:44:06
  goodnight, babe. Then they on a yacht pick, trying
• 1:44:09
  to hide the face. From the field to the runway,
• 1:44:12
  hey, You can't tag the man, but you tend to watch
• 1:44:49
  Giselle Butchin is proving healthy habits start
• 1:44:53
  young. Supermodel shared an adorable glimpse
• 1:45:04
  into motherhood, revealing that her 17 -month
• 1:45:07
  -old son is already following in her and dad
• 1:45:10
  Joaquin Valente's footsteps. So he's going to
• 1:45:14
  end up ruining our relationship. Frankie Grande
• 1:45:18
  is standing side to side with God, he seems like
• 1:45:21
  such a cloud chasing just douche. His sister
• 1:45:24
  Ariana Grande. He says, I will always have your
• 1:45:27
  back. You also like cum on your back. Ariana
• 1:45:30
  Grande has officially concluded a chapter on
• 1:45:33
  her Eternal Sunshine tour. On Thursday, August
• 1:45:36
  6th, the singer took to Instagram to reflect
• 1:45:39
  on finishing the North American. She's usually
• 1:45:43
  too uptight to finish anyway. And leg of the
• 1:45:45
  tour, which wrapped up after her three Chicago
• 1:45:47
  shows. I love you. I cannot believe that this
• 1:45:50
  concludes the North American leg of the Eternal
• 1:45:52
  Sunshine tour. What I'm buying, what I'm buying,
• 1:45:55
  buying Miss American Pie. You're a dirty rotten
• 1:45:59
  broad and annoying as hell. She bad. She bad.
• 1:46:06
  She know that. Trouble in the crop crop. She
• 1:46:10
  bad. She mad, she mad, she know that. Blake,
• 1:46:15
  Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake. Trouble in the crop,
• 1:46:17
  trouble in the crop top. She walks in, drama
• 1:46:19
  on tap. Cherry lip gloss turn like a trap. Critic
• 1:46:22
  card queen in a knockout bag. Smirk so sharp,
• 1:46:24
  put a rip in the flag. Name on the cup, spell
• 1:46:26
  wrong, she snaps. Front row line, but she cut
• 1:46:29
  like that. Tells three lies just to order a drink.
• 1:46:31
  Winks at your man and she says, you blink. Blink,
• 1:46:34
  lie, blink. It's a sociopathic dance. Hands in
• 1:46:39
  the air, you've been through that. Right now.
• 1:46:55
  Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are proving this
• 1:47:01
  family outing was a winning date. Such a fucking
• 1:47:04
  nauseating people. If we could just, like, leave
• 1:47:07
  them on planet Mars and have them never come
• 1:47:09
  back, they can be the first person to go to Mars,
• 1:47:11
  just never come back. The actress shed a red
• 1:47:14
  light. All right, there's their perfect family.
• 1:47:16
  Fuck you. Talk wild bout sex, love dating Sniff
• 1:47:34
  beats, sun signal, hit they equator Local boy
• 1:47:37
  talk like a glowing narrator Lame luna on the
• 1:47:40
  grave, she a queen Her on the board, her on the
• 1:47:43
  screen Free this, free that, y 'all fell for
• 1:47:45
  the plan Whole thing spun by the Supes, not the
• 1:47:48
  fans Britney news is back, crap crazy, crazy
• 1:47:51
  Y 'all got played and the story got hazy They
• 1:47:54
  sold you a script, y 'all called it a cause But
• 1:47:56
  the cash came first, she just gave them a blast
• 1:47:58
  Britney news is back, crap crazy, crazy Right
• 1:48:06
  now. Here's Britney Spears' latest video. Ah,
• 1:48:18
  she's so mental, y 'all. No one would have noticed.
• 1:48:27
  You're in your own head, honey. Girls, you have
• 1:48:32
  to be perfect. Alright, there you go. Time for
• 1:48:38
  Kardashian news. Turn it up, it's Hoppy, our
• 1:48:47
  time. Kardashian news, we dissect the clime.
• 1:48:50
  No filters, no fluff, raw truth and wine. Mike's
• 1:48:53
  hot, Hoppy speaks what's on his mind. Nepotism's
• 1:48:56
  thrown, they sittin' in the plush. Built an empire
• 1:48:59
  off nothin' but the hush. Reality's a script,
• 1:49:01
  ain't no realness in the cut. Talents on vacation,
• 1:49:04
  they just takin' what's corrupt. He's on the
• 1:49:06
  mic, call it verbal demolition. Exposing fake
• 1:49:09
  lives, media's worst addiction. Idiocracy crowned,
• 1:49:12
  it's the brain on snooze. Clickbait queens, welcome
• 1:49:15
  to Kardashian News. It's Kardashian News. Where
• 1:49:18
  the truth gets head. Hoppy breaking down the
• 1:49:20
  hype, y 'all beware. Fake smells, fake lies.
• 1:49:22
  Fake lives, fake drama, they choose. No talent
• 1:49:25
  required, it's Kardashian News. It's Kardashian
• 1:49:27
  News. Truth gets head. Hoppy breaking down the
• 1:49:30
  hype. Y 'all beware. Fake stuff. Fake lies. Fake
• 1:49:33
  lies. Fake drama. They choose. No talent required.
• 1:49:36
  It's Kardashian news. All right. No. No. No.
• 1:49:41
  Oh, my God. Courtney Kardashian's former nanny,
• 1:49:49
  Leah Bars, is setting the record straight. After
• 1:49:52
  the Million Dollar Nanny star revealed on the
• 1:49:55
  Hulu series that she once hooked up with one
• 1:49:58
  of the dads she worked for, some viewers speculated
• 1:50:02
  the man was Travis Barker, Courtney's husband.
• 1:50:04
  But during an appearance on Harry Jowsey's boyfriend,
• 1:50:07
  Ah, so she declines. And of course she hooked
• 1:50:09
  up with Travis. It's his type. Kylie Jenner is
• 1:50:13
  the cat's meow ahead of her 29th birthday. I
• 1:50:17
  feel old that she's 29. She's in her cat era
• 1:50:21
  with pink hair. Cool. Northwest has a new music
• 1:50:24
  video. I feel bad for Northwest. She looks so
• 1:50:27
  scared. Can you imagine your parents pimping
• 1:50:29
  you out at age 13? I mean, as much as my dad
• 1:50:34
  drove me nuts growing up, it wasn't like he was
• 1:50:36
  pimping me out. Can you imagine having narcissistic
• 1:50:39
  parents like that? No good. Happy hour. Happy
• 1:50:43
  hour. It's time for happy morning. RyanHoppyRadio
• 1:50:56
  .com. Happy hour will be right back. You probably
• 1:50:58
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 1:51:02
  all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.
• 1:51:08
  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 1:51:11
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 1:51:14
  even fisting. The semen was so big. It's not
• 1:51:21
  lacking any meat. And that's what real women
• 1:51:23
  need. Stop cussing. It looks like you went and
• 1:51:30
  got a... job not on the ipad screen whatever
• 1:51:32
  the case might be in your hand and a sock and
• 1:51:35
  a whatever like thank you as a reminder if you
• 1:51:38
  don't feel like listening to this next song you
• 1:51:40
  can skip over it but ryan hoppy of hoppy hour
• 1:51:43
  takes pride in his selection so stick around
• 1:51:45
  folks oh yeah let me press this button right
• 1:51:48
  here don't worry fresno hoppy hour will be right
• 1:51:55
  back Hi, Fresno. We've been talking for an hour
• 1:51:57
  and 52 minutes. After this song, it'll be an
• 1:52:00
  hour and 56 minutes. Then you'll hear four minutes
• 1:52:02
  of Best Of, and then music begins for the day.
• 1:52:05
  If you're listening to the podcast, it's time
• 1:52:06
  for Garbage Time after Youngberg and Lil Wayne
• 1:52:09
  with Getting That Money. Youngberg. Youngberg.
• 1:52:12
  Young Money. Young Money. Young Money. Young
• 1:52:14
  Money. Young Money. And this your profit right
• 1:52:30
  now, you know what I'm saying? This here is for
• 1:52:32
  young money, young ball for young. And I dig
• 1:52:37
  that too, like, let's see how we can do it. You
• 1:52:40
  know I like it, I love it, I can't do nothing
• 1:52:43
  but it. I take a tip, I'm coming, I can't even
• 1:52:46
  run from it. Check it on four, Lamborghini dough,
• 1:52:50
  sold out shows, all that shit. You know because
• 1:52:53
  I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting to that
• 1:52:56
  money. Got my cutty right in front of me If you
• 1:53:13
  wanna talk about money, you ain't saying nothing
• 1:53:15
  Twenty -five for the verge, now that's saying
• 1:53:18
  something Gucci didn't scooch it at with the
• 1:53:21
  Gucci hat Bugs runnin' Jordan's own with the
• 1:53:24
  two -strap Three since a youngin' never been
• 1:53:27
  on food stamps But I push packs and I can show
• 1:53:29
  you where the cool is at Better hundred, nah,
• 1:53:33
  better thousand When I talk, they listen, call
• 1:53:36
  me young talent And I wasn't on Khaled's album
• 1:53:40
  But I'm still a young boss, watch me Kevin Lowndes
• 1:53:43
  And more money equals more problems Still I'm
• 1:53:47
  walking in the streets like I ain't worried about
• 1:53:49
  it See I dropped a few meals, you know how I
• 1:53:52
  live So I gotta be in it like Hogan's brand I
• 1:53:56
  love it, I can't do nothing but it That take
• 1:53:59
  will keep me coming, I can't even run from it
• 1:54:01
  Said we gon' fold, Lamborghini dough, sold out
• 1:54:06
  show So let the team know because I'm gettin',
• 1:54:09
  I'm gettin', I'm gettin' to that money Yeah,
• 1:54:11
  I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin' to that
• 1:54:13
  money Yeah, I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin'
• 1:54:16
  to that money Yeah, I'm gettin', I'm gettin',
• 1:54:19
  I'm gettin' to that money Yeah, I'm gettin',
• 1:54:19
  I'm gettin', I'm gettin' to that money Yeah,
• 1:54:21
  I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin' to that
• 1:54:21
  money Yeah, I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin',
• 1:54:22
  I'm gettin' to that money Yeah, I'm gettin',
• 1:54:22
  I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin'
• 1:54:23
  to that money Yeah, I'm gettin', I'm gettin',
• 1:54:26
  I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin',
• 1:54:26
  I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin',
• 1:54:28
  I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin',
• 1:54:32
  I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm We'll
• 1:54:55
  be right back. I'm getting to that money, yeah,
• 1:55:26
  I'm getting to that money, yeah, I'm getting
• 1:55:29
  to that money, That's how you know a song's old
• 1:56:05
  when it's somewhere going to a web soon. Welcome
• 1:56:15
  to Happy Hour. In your heart, you know where
• 1:56:26
  you're going. And now for something completely
• 1:56:28
  different. Door is closing. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:57:23
  here it is, the most listened to radio show of
• 1:57:28
  all time. And the other stations are tuned in,
• 1:57:30
  too. The city's crazy moves I chose. In Hernando
• 1:58:33
  County, a Springfield man is in jail this evening.
• 1:58:36
  Loser. Whenever you hear the term Springfield
• 1:58:40
  man, you always hear in jail. After deputies
• 1:58:43
  say he damaged a car, led them on a chase, and
• 1:58:46
  assaulted a police canine. It's not like things
• 1:58:49
  are going well in Springfield. Almost hit Springfield.
• 1:58:53
  Besides all the residential units, the current
• 1:58:55
  site plan also includes a more than 1 ,100 square
• 1:58:58
  foot public art park along with a two - So they're
• 1:59:01
  going to make some condos that people probably
• 1:59:04
  can't afford in Acera. Mm -hmm. Hillsborough
• 1:59:09
  County public school leaders are lifting restrictions
• 1:59:11
  on a controversial dress code policy that would
• 1:59:14
  have gone into effect starting on Monday. All
• 1:59:16
  right, so parents don't have to deal with that.
• 1:59:19
  What's going on with this saint? I'm being serious.
• 1:59:23
  I'm Blake Phillips at Raymond James Stadium for
• 1:59:24
  the 9th Annual Bullard Family Foundation. When
• 1:59:27
  I was on Megs and Swag. I wanted to fight about.
• 1:59:33
  There was a thing. Where. There was a running
• 1:59:39
  joke. That. Daddy is Bullard. A .K .A. Titus
• 1:59:46
  on the Hill. Was a saint. I said he was the saint
• 1:59:48
  of Tampa Bay. Back to school bash. The goal this
• 1:59:51
  year to get about 30 ,000 backpacks. So he was
• 1:59:55
  doing work for people, which is good. What's
• 1:59:58
  going on here? Let's get to the firestorm now
• 2:00:04
  over those flock cameras. Law enforcement says
• 2:00:07
  the automated license plate reading cameras give
• 2:00:09
  officers a valuable tool. Of course, the St.
• 2:00:12
  Pete cops are going to like it. They're a bunch
• 2:00:14
  of pigs. Floyd never had to deal with those morons.
• 2:00:18
  All right, thank you, Beth. Tampa City Council
• 2:00:20
  considering a change to how school zone speed
• 2:00:22
  camera money should be spent. Yeah, they're probably
• 2:00:25
  spending it on their side checks. Because I don't
• 2:00:29
  believe, I don't trust anybody with power in
• 2:00:30
  Tampa Bay. I don't. Tonight, claims of self -defense.
• 2:00:34
  A man charged with the road rage killing of a
• 2:00:37
  popular DJ in Ybor City. Yeah, that guy can burn
• 2:00:39
  in hell. When I knew people that knew the guy
• 2:00:41
  that was killed, he's a good guy. Scumbag, and
• 2:00:44
  there's this scumbag. So a Polk County pastor
• 2:00:46
  is behind bars tonight, accused of sex crimes
• 2:00:49
  involving a minor. Mm -hmm. But investigators
• 2:00:54
  say his ties to the community run deep. Yeah,
• 2:00:57
  so that sucks. Get the shotgun ready. Mm -hmm.
• 2:01:03
  A Newport Ritchie pastor who was accused of molesting
• 2:01:06
  at least four children is now out of jail. Yeah,
• 2:01:10
  he looks like a creep, but he'll probably get
• 2:01:13
  away with it. What's going on with this mutant?
• 2:01:15
  With just days before Florida's primary elections,
• 2:01:18
  we're focusing on the Republican race for governor.
• 2:01:20
  Gubernatorial candidate James Fishback claims
• 2:01:23
  candidate Congressman Byron Donalds is under
• 2:01:25
  federal investigation for sex trafficking. So
• 2:01:29
  that's Matt Fishman. Matt Fishman always acts
• 2:01:32
  like he's above everybody. God, you're a twat.
• 2:01:35
  Just an absolute unlikable twat. And usually
• 2:01:40
  twats are likable. All right. It's time for Chicago
• 2:01:45
  news. Alright. Alright. Giving you the deal.
• 2:02:49
  That's taxes and Willie Wilson running for mayor
• 2:02:52
  of Chicago. This will be your fourth time running
• 2:02:54
  for mayor. Why? The condition of Chicago. High
• 2:02:58
  taxes. I mean, he can't be any worse than Brandon
• 2:03:01
  Johnson. Crime. Education. That sounds good.
• 2:03:09
  What's going on here? A Lake County man will
• 2:03:12
  spend more than two decades behind bars for human
• 2:03:15
  trafficking a child. A judge sentenced 52 -year
• 2:03:18
  -old Jose Puga today to 22 years in prison. So
• 2:03:22
  he'll get out at 74. This is better news. It'll
• 2:03:25
  be perfect for a hot summer day. Portillo's and
• 2:03:27
  Dr. Pepper teamed up to launch the Dr. Pepper
• 2:03:30
  Shake. I'm going to have to try it out. I'll
• 2:03:32
  probably have to take like nine times. Now to
• 2:03:35
  some stories we're following this morning. A
• 2:03:37
  candy store in Westbridge was broken into overnight.
• 2:03:39
  So there's break -ins happening and there's this.
• 2:03:43
  On Wednesday at 10 a .m., tickets for visits
• 2:03:46
  from January 4th through the 31st will open to
• 2:03:50
  the public for purchase. Once the sale opens,
• 2:03:52
  you'll see your estimated wait time. So you'll
• 2:03:54
  be entered in. So it's the Obama Center. I guess
• 2:03:57
  it won't be there when I'm in December. Of course
• 2:03:59
  it won't. Of course, knowing my Larry David luck,
• 2:04:02
  the Obama Center is open when I leave. More than
• 2:04:05
  50 canisters of cremated remains have been recovered
• 2:04:08
  from South Chicago Chapel. That's the same funeral
• 2:04:11
  home where more than 50 decomposing bodies were
• 2:04:14
  found. It's delightful. Seems like things are
• 2:04:16
  going great in the city. As loved ones continue
• 2:04:20
  to mourn Alex Blasio's loss, his death is renewing
• 2:04:23
  conversations about e -scooter safety in Chicago.
• 2:04:26
  All right, so this kid got ran over for an e
• 2:04:28
  -scooter, and this is not in Chicago, but man,
• 2:04:32
  we need to have some sort of regulation where
• 2:04:35
  if an e -scooter is riding in the road, that
• 2:04:38
  you give it a ticket. I swear to God. There should
• 2:04:42
  be like, as if they get pulled over because I
• 2:04:45
  don't understand. I don't know what it is in
• 2:04:46
  Illinois. I don't understand the law in Florida
• 2:04:49
  where it's like, well, it's illegal to ride on
• 2:04:51
  a sidewalk. It's like, who's walking on a sidewalk?
• 2:04:53
  I don't understand. Very strange. A convicted
• 2:04:57
  mobster with ties to a major investigation in
• 2:05:00
  Indiana is now facing new charges and has a court
• 2:05:03
  date as well. Loser. Oh, yeah. It is time for
• 2:05:14
  Rochester News. I love lighting it up. A new
• 2:06:10
  grocery store is coming to downtown Rochester.
• 2:06:13
  Oh yeah, they need it. They're having a food
• 2:06:16
  gap and it's going to have affordable prices.
• 2:06:18
  Oh, that is so good. A new F430 cutting the cord
• 2:06:23
  off a lifeline. Absolute. Like my world is falling
• 2:06:31
  apart. Because my phone is my lifeline. Some
• 2:06:36
  of our viewers with landline phones are starting
• 2:06:38
  to get warned that the old system is ending.
• 2:06:41
  Well, give it to Times, Grandma. Hoppy hour on
• 2:06:57
  the air, truth told cold Jacksonville headlines,
• 2:07:00
  he call it like he see it If it's foul in the
• 2:07:02
  duve, I best believe he gon' read it He speak
• 2:07:04
  his mind, no script, no filter Make the room
• 2:07:07
  get tense, he get stiller Clips in the feed,
• 2:07:10
  names in the mud He don't smile through lies,
• 2:07:13
  he cut through the crust Say it loud, say it
• 2:07:16
  plain Heat in the talk, rain on the lane Street
• 2:07:20
  view trouble on the map tonight He point at that
• 2:07:23
  mess, make the whole thing bite Right now. The
• 2:07:37
  news for Jack's I -team. Getting answers tonight
• 2:07:42
  from Duval County schools after state data shows
• 2:07:44
  three middle schools ranked among Florida's worst
• 2:07:47
  for fighting. Hell yeah, you live in Jacksonville,
• 2:07:50
  that's why. So there's two restaurants that got
• 2:07:58
  Michelin approved in Jacksonville. That's exciting.
• 2:08:04
  Mental health is a serious topic, right? And
• 2:08:06
  some jobs can really take an emotional toll on
• 2:08:10
  people. Yeah, like radio. They report that the
• 2:08:15
  top jobs for sociopaths and psychopaths is radio.
• 2:08:18
  That's not good. There were six people living
• 2:08:21
  at a Westside apartment complex say they haven't
• 2:08:23
  had AC for almost a month. Yeah, it was pretty
• 2:08:26
  hot when I was in Jacksonville. So that's not
• 2:08:29
  good. We're just kind of in garbage time. We're
• 2:08:33
  just flying through. Time for Louisville news.
• 2:08:44
  Yeah, yeah, uh, uh From St. Pete, he pull up
• 2:08:49
  clean Sticks nine frame tall like a dream Rhyme
• 2:08:53
  hop in heat, don't bite his tongue Spay it to
• 2:08:56
  your face, let the whole thing run Louisville
• 2:08:58
  night, see them touch that mic Talk real talk,
• 2:09:01
  have it raw all night Sex dating stars who fell
• 2:09:04
  from grace Then they throw that throwback in
• 2:09:07
  the place World, world, why wait? Yeah, the call
• 2:09:10
  go far From the Gulf to the world from down the
• 2:09:13
  bar. He speak his mind, let the chips all fall.
• 2:09:16
  When Hoppy say it, you can feel that wall. Hoppy
• 2:09:19
  hour, Hoppy hour. Say it loud, say it louder.
• 2:09:24
  Hoppy hour, Hoppy hour. Brian speaks and the
• 2:09:28
  crew gets louder. Uh, Louisville News. Yo! Hoppy
• 2:09:32
  Hot Topic! The man accused of shooting a Texas
• 2:09:35
  Roadhouse managing partner after trying to dine
• 2:09:38
  and dash is now back in jail facing... More charges.
• 2:09:43
  Loser. We've started to see some of those teachers
• 2:09:46
  make their way in. Here's a woman interviewing
• 2:09:49
  a principal. We've got Principal Goodman with
• 2:09:51
  us this morning. He still wants to plow the news
• 2:09:54
  anchor. So there they are. And there's this.
• 2:09:58
  Police say a man in court today stole a JCPS
• 2:10:00
  bus on the first day of school. Prosecutors add
• 2:10:03
  they claim this man took it for a joyride and
• 2:10:05
  then crashed it into a store and two cars. ulu
• 2:10:09
  oh that's not good all right time for radio news
• 2:10:13
  i'm going long today hey yo yo yesterday was
• 2:10:18
  the first day i worked out in a while so i'm
• 2:10:20
  feeling good here feeling alive yo yo yo So again,
• 2:10:35
  popular radio host in Florida who works for Joy
• 2:10:39
  FM, Candice Gray, who's pretty freaking hot.
• 2:10:43
  She got hit on an e -bike. Howard Stern is supposedly,
• 2:10:49
  people aren't allowed to talk to him at company
• 2:10:51
  parties. Every off season, There's always these
• 2:10:55
  headlines about like, oh, Howard Stern this because
• 2:10:58
  he can't defend himself. All right. Oh, sure.
• 2:11:09
  I have two clips I'm going to play here, but
• 2:11:11
  first. Here's my homie Mike McVeigh talking about
• 2:11:32
  programming a station. Before we had all the
• 2:11:35
  technology we had today, I would stand at conferences
• 2:11:38
  like this and say, I can come into your market,
• 2:11:42
  play the exact same song you played one song
• 2:11:45
  later, give away more money than you, have more
• 2:11:48
  marketing than you, and beat you unless you have
• 2:11:51
  air talent I can't copy. And those talent, by
• 2:11:55
  the way, can be local or national. If they are
• 2:11:59
  connecting with your community, I can't copy
• 2:12:02
  them. And that's, you know, the frustration I
• 2:12:06
  have is seeing the human carnage. But by the
• 2:12:10
  same token, there are some amazing national talent
• 2:12:14
  and the technology exists today to localize those
• 2:12:18
  shows. That's the problem. As much as I love
• 2:12:20
  Mike, you want to just have local shows. some
• 2:12:24
  amazing local talent, and there's amazing voice
• 2:12:28
  trackers. So there's Mike McVeigh, and then here's
• 2:12:31
  Ryan Gorman. It's doing the prep work for both
• 2:12:34
  markets, trying to get a feel for what the stories
• 2:12:36
  are that are... Yeah, because he's in Tampa,
• 2:12:38
  and he's also syndicated, I think on WIOD, I
• 2:12:42
  believe, in Miami. Dominating locally. So there's
• 2:12:45
  Ryan Gorman. I like that guy. I don't like Aaron
• 2:12:48
  Jacobson, but I like him. All right, Aaron Jacobson's
• 2:12:51
  a 20 out of 20. Time for Winston -Salem news.
• 2:12:54
  Pat Donovan's not great either. But I'm never
• 2:12:59
  the problem, I promise. Winston -Salem news.
• 2:13:07
  Winston -Salem news. From Winston -Salem, I'm
• 2:13:16
  talking clean. Give a line of breeze in my daily
• 2:13:19
  routine. Got the draw when I roll through the
• 2:13:21
  lines. Slow with the words, but the thought still
• 2:13:24
  shines. Riding Hoppy on the mic all day. Out
• 2:13:28
  of Tampa Bay, he don't play. Say what he mean,
• 2:13:31
  let the truth come through. If it hit the room,
• 2:13:34
  then it hit the room. He don't bite his tongue.
• 2:13:37
  No, he let it fly. If it's on his mind, you Winston,
• 2:13:47
  sell them news. Tell the truth. Tell the truth.
• 2:13:51
  Tell the truth. Winston, sell them news. Coming
• 2:13:54
  through. Copy our on the dial. Let it loose.
• 2:13:57
  Winston, sell them news. That's me. That's the
• 2:14:02
  truth. Winston, sell them news. All right, now.
• 2:14:06
  Hey, y 'all. I didn't have Happy Hot Topic loaded
• 2:14:09
  up. Sorry. I feel good with the stamina today,
• 2:14:12
  though. Happy Hot Topic. There's a video of a
• 2:14:19
  car on fire, and I believe it's actually near
• 2:14:20
  my grandma's house, but I thought that was going
• 2:14:22
  to have audio. Probably should have tested before.
• 2:14:24
  What's going on here? Welcome back. The countdown
• 2:14:29
  to kickoff is nearing here in Canton, Ohio, and
• 2:14:32
  Panthers fans are certainly ready for a new football
• 2:14:34
  season. You can feel the excitement, whether
• 2:14:36
  it's around Bank of America Stadium or in the
• 2:14:37
  Carolinas alone, Chanel, that there's a lot of
• 2:14:40
  optimism about this. All right, so I think Bryce
• 2:14:42
  Young's going to be very good this year and Luke
• 2:14:44
  Kuechly made the Hall of Fame. So what's going
• 2:14:45
  on here? This morning, a crown shake -up rocking
• 2:14:47
  the pageant world. Miss North Carolina USA, crowned
• 2:14:51
  just weeks ago, stripped of her title ahead of
• 2:14:53
  the Miss USA competition with the organization
• 2:14:56
  citing conduct over an extended period of time.
• 2:14:59
  Sorry, baby. Maybe go by the rules, honey. Mm
• 2:15:01
  -hmm. New at 11, a Thomasville woman will spend
• 2:15:05
  at least seven years behind bars for the death
• 2:15:07
  of a Davidson County man killed in a dog attack.
• 2:15:10
  Rest in peace to the dog. He pulls up his phone.
• 2:15:18
  He pulls out a screenshot of an address saying
• 2:15:20
  1500. And I said, well, this is not building
• 2:15:23
  1500. This is 1201. He then looks at me and says,
• 2:15:26
  oh, I'm going to put it all back. You just heard
• 2:15:30
  from a Greensboro mother who says on Tuesday
• 2:15:32
  she came home to a contractor removing all of
• 2:15:34
  her belongings from her unit. It's at Foxworth
• 2:15:37
  Condominiums on a thicket lane off. Yeah, that
• 2:15:40
  was on accident. It's got to be scary, though.
• 2:15:45
  What are you doing in my house? Nine people are
• 2:15:50
  facing charges after a raid at a private lounge
• 2:15:53
  in Winston -Salem. State investigators shut down
• 2:15:56
  a nightclub after saying they found alcohol law
• 2:15:59
  violations. In North Carolina, that's why I don't
• 2:16:01
  want to live there. Breaking news from Winston
• 2:16:05
  -Salem. A big power outage may be impacting your
• 2:16:07
  morning and even your morning commute. Yeah,
• 2:16:09
  and that happened. Even though Fresno's not going
• 2:16:14
  to hear this because we're past the Fresno time.
• 2:16:15
  It's time for Fresno News. If you're listening
• 2:16:17
  from Fresno on the podcast. Microphone king 6ix9ine
• 2:16:30
  tower, Fresno's loud and sour Mic in his grip,
• 2:16:33
  got the world feelin' sour Poppy on the block,
• 2:16:35
  droppin' facts like boulders Words cut sharply,
• 2:16:38
  the city on his shoulders News so raw, unfiltered
• 2:16:41
  truth spray Fresno's postin' every word that
• 2:16:43
  he say No sugar coat, no bow, no disguise Poppy
• 2:16:47
  in the booth, Fresno, is it live? waves hit in
• 2:17:01
  the air. Hoppy got the hype, but his voice takes
• 2:17:03
  you there. Talk so tall, every line's a skyscraper.
• 2:17:07
  Fresno's gospel, no need for no paper. Big man
• 2:17:10
  talk, he a walking headline. Every word of spark
• 2:17:12
  got the city in line. Critics want to squawk,
• 2:17:15
  but they can't outshine. Hoppy, I will put ever
• 2:17:17
  Fresno's on shrine. Microphone king, six, nine
• 2:17:21
  stature, truth he sling. Fresno's main rapture,
• 2:17:24
  catch him on the down. This guy's a high flight
• 2:17:54
  risk. And why 45 ,000? Just blows us away. Robert
• 2:17:59
  Gutierrez is mourning the loss of his father,
• 2:18:02
  75 -year -old Luis Martinez Orojo, and his partner
• 2:18:05
  for the last 20 years. So that sucks. What's
• 2:18:10
  going on here? Would you trust this voicemail?
• 2:18:15
  Good afternoon. This is Sergeant Wells with the
• 2:18:18
  Fresno County Sheriff's Office. What about this
• 2:18:20
  one? So they were giving out gift cards, but
• 2:18:25
  it was a scam. Yeah. If a cop calls me, I ain't
• 2:18:27
  picking up. Well, as you can see, the speed limit
• 2:18:30
  here near San Joaquin Memorial and C -Tech High
• 2:18:33
  School has been changed to 20 miles an hour.
• 2:18:35
  All right, so they're making 20 -hour speeds
• 2:18:37
  after car crashes in Fresno. I can't imagine
• 2:18:40
  people there driving like maniacs. This recent
• 2:18:44
  heat has caused a lot of organizers to cancel
• 2:18:46
  their events. So cancellations in Fresno and
• 2:18:49
  this topic I like. Kratom is banned in several
• 2:18:54
  U .S. cities and seven states across the country.
• 2:18:56
  I am sick and tired of everybody hating on Kratom.
• 2:18:59
  If somebody wants to have that as advice, who
• 2:19:02
  cares? There's warning labels on the side that
• 2:19:05
  it can be addictive. People already know. But
• 2:19:08
  these boomer politicians, because there are so
• 2:19:11
  many small businesses that sell Kratom, that
• 2:19:13
  it helps people get off the alcohol, and the
• 2:19:15
  politicians just think that 708 represents all
• 2:19:18
  Kratom. And they think that everybody's a druggie
• 2:19:23
  when they're out of touch. It's not bad here
• 2:19:27
  in California. We had the chance to speak to
• 2:19:29
  two gas station owners today who told us they
• 2:19:31
  sell Kratom and it's one of their very popular
• 2:19:34
  products among their... It's a good product.
• 2:19:36
  A little addicting, but... Mm -hmm. ...customers.
• 2:19:42
  Local store owners in Fresno tell us that this
• 2:19:44
  is a very popular product. It's called Kratom,
• 2:19:47
  and it comes in different forms. And, um, well,
• 2:19:51
  goddammit, they're selling the 7 -Hydroxy there.
• 2:19:56
  Guys, you... Sell the seltzers, sell the powder,
• 2:19:59
  sell the pills, but not the 7 -Hydroxy, because
• 2:20:01
  then every freaking headline include, that's
• 2:20:04
  bad kratom. Flavors. It promises energy, pain
• 2:20:08
  relief, and even muscle repair. God damn it.
• 2:20:11
  I can't stand when places sell the 7 -OH, because
• 2:20:14
  then that, which is actually bad, which RFK doesn't
• 2:20:17
  like, gets drawn in with us. The effects can
• 2:20:20
  be different for everyone. Frankly, from a clinical
• 2:20:23
  perspective, is that at different doses, it can
• 2:20:25
  act like Okay, but that's our choice if we want
• 2:20:29
  to do it to our body. I sound like a bleeding
• 2:20:32
  liberal. I am so sick of the government telling
• 2:20:34
  us what we can do with our bodies. Kiss my ass.
• 2:20:39
  Frickin' dork. I bet you drink alcohol after
• 2:20:42
  work. It's no different. Asswipe. Dr. Rice for
• 2:20:45
  her. And all the doctors have to get clinical.
• 2:20:49
  Shut your ass. Other county leaders today to
• 2:20:52
  talk about a proposed amendment to regulate and
• 2:20:54
  prohibit the sale of Kratom. Regulating it is
• 2:20:57
  one thing. Prohibiting it when businesses make
• 2:21:00
  money off of it. And these same politicians care
• 2:21:03
  to claim about it. care. They pretend. Let me
• 2:21:07
  reset that. These politicians pretend to care
• 2:21:09
  about us and think that we're on their, they're
• 2:21:12
  on our side. I'm getting so worked up. I can't
• 2:21:13
  even talk. Drives me nuts. Leave credible loud.
• 2:21:18
  Life's hard enough. You morons. Well said Ryan.
• 2:21:26
  Time for Cleveland news. Static crackle, mic
• 2:21:40
  pops, the hour is hoppy Cleveland skyline foggy,
• 2:21:43
  steel mills choppy City on the Cuyahoga, hearts
• 2:21:46
  heavy, never sloppy Radio waves, carry tales,
• 2:21:48
  but they ain't gloves In concrete jungle, potholes
• 2:21:51
  where dreams collapse Downtown echoes to cabs
• 2:21:54
  and faded cabs Past the preaching hustle, corner
• 2:21:56
  kids trading maps Where the vibes Midwest, but
• 2:21:59
  the struggle overlaps Cleveland news, where the
• 2:22:02
  truth gets raw Rust belt blues, every crack,
• 2:22:05
  every flaw Until it takes no sugar, no drop Hoppy
• 2:22:09
  on the mic spittin' facts, no law Back alleys
• 2:22:12
  whisper, still grit in the air Hoppy pullin'
• 2:22:15
  cards, city troops laid bare Bar sharper than
• 2:22:18
  the skyline, no time to spare Opinions heavy
• 2:22:20
  as the lake, but he don't care Radio days, static
• 2:22:24
  hum in the booth Voice boomin' through the speakers,
• 2:22:26
  hittin' with the truth Tower city shadows, echoing
• 2:22:30
  the youth Uncut, unpolished Cleveland's the proof,
• 2:22:33
  Hoppy's lens, no rose tint. Just grind every
• 2:22:36
  segment, a slice of Cleveland's mind. From the
• 2:22:39
  flats to the heights, stories combined. Don't
• 2:22:41
  build it, don't bother, done, refined. It is
• 2:23:03
  another step forward for Buc -ee's in Mansfield.
• 2:23:06
  All right, so they purchased the land. Fuck them.
• 2:23:10
  Hall of Fame week is happening right now. And
• 2:23:14
  they had safety at the Hall of Fame. That's old
• 2:23:17
  news, but there was good safety and everyone
• 2:23:18
  was fine. Living on the streets. A local women's
• 2:23:23
  shelter just expanded, but filled those new beds
• 2:23:26
  almost immediately. Yeah, there needs to be more
• 2:23:29
  money in this room. Sucks. Let's begin right
• 2:23:33
  away with breaking news. We have an update on
• 2:23:35
  that breaking news that we first brought you
• 2:23:37
  at noon today. I -71 southbound, as you can see,
• 2:23:42
  is back. I remember that drive. Open at this
• 2:23:45
  hour. That was a greyhound that caught fire.
• 2:23:47
  It's because they had a rover on the radio. The
• 2:23:52
  Hall of Fame class of 2026. I could not have
• 2:23:55
  asked for a better class of men, players, and
• 2:23:58
  contributors. There's Drew Brees, and there was
• 2:24:00
  a huge economic boost, so that's good for Akron
• 2:24:03
  or Canton, whatever. Tonight, First Energy is
• 2:24:07
  facing state recommendations related to power
• 2:24:09
  outages. So First Energy is going to get sued
• 2:24:13
  $3 million for not providing power. Good. I'm
• 2:24:16
  News 5 investigator Scott Knoll outside the Cuyahoga
• 2:24:19
  County Justice Center where the man accused of
• 2:24:22
  shooting up an SUV with a father and two kids
• 2:24:25
  inside is locked up. And then finally. High prices
• 2:24:37
  and a tough new report on the economy have people
• 2:24:40
  around the region tightening their belts and
• 2:24:42
  hunting for deals. And they're also tightening
• 2:24:45
  their belts because they're on Ozempic. And cheating
• 2:24:48
  to lose weight. Catherine Huntley asking folks
• 2:24:52
  how they're keeping their spending down. My wallet
• 2:24:56
  is a little lighter now. Yeah, boomer. I remember
• 2:25:02
  when it was nice and your wallet was a lot thicker.
• 2:25:06
  Amongst other parts of your jeans. I guess because
• 2:25:09
  of all the... So they're just going to say that
• 2:25:12
  a BP is having really low prices. Hell yeah.
• 2:25:15
  Wow, that was two and a half hours of talking.
• 2:25:17
  Bye. They use the R word here. We think this
• 2:25:57
  is art. It could be worse, though. At least we're
• 2:25:59
  not Detroit. We're not Detroit. The masses, sports,
• 2:26:05
  you know, keep people from looking at their own
• 2:26:06
  lives and realizing how bad they've actually
• 2:26:08
  gotten, you know? I mean, if you couldn't get
• 2:26:13
  drunk and paint yourself orange and brown every
• 2:26:16
  Sunday, you might realize I live in Cleveland.
• 2:26:27
  You guys used to eat babies in a former life,
• 2:26:29
  you know? And then he's looking around at your
• 2:26:31
  tiny little house that you can't afford because
• 2:26:32
  of the mortgage crisis and your horrible little
• 2:26:34
  sloppy kids who will have diabetes by the time
• 2:26:36
  they're eight because they live on corn syrup
• 2:26:38
  and lye. And then you look at your big bloated
• 2:26:42
  mess of a wife and she waddles towards you with
• 2:26:44
  her front butt spilling out over the top of her
• 2:26:46
  ass and she's like, I'm going to go shoot myself
• 2:26:49
  and my pregnant 12 -year -old daughter, right?
• 2:26:51
  Oh. Cleveland sucks Cleveland sucks Cleveland
• 2:27:18
  sucks Cleveland sucks what you look like on the
• 2:27:40
  outside, whether you're white, or black, or Sasquatch
• 2:27:45
  even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter
• 2:27:48
  how crazy or against the law it is. Except for
• 2:27:52
  Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are
• 2:27:55
  different. Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak.
• 2:27:59
  That's all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm
• 2:28:03
  one of those guys who can't wait to get to work
• 2:28:04
  in the morning. Like a dairy cow. Ah! Oh yes!
• 2:28:11
  Yes! Yeah, hey, I'd like a $9 ,000 prostitute,
• 2:28:43
  please. Oh, do you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah,
• 2:28:47
  good, and if you got an albino, send her up,
• 2:28:49
  too. In, like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep,
• 2:28:52
  so get him up here. I had, like, half a bottle
• 2:28:55
  of melatonin, six beers, this whole f***ing bucket
• 2:28:59
  of chicken. Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no!
• 2:29:21
  What scientific disciplines? Really? Why do you
• 2:29:26
  think they call me Dr. Quinn? I just thought
• 2:29:29
  that was a nickname. You know, like Dr. Gray.
• 2:29:33
  God, you're stupid. God, you're stupid. Hey,
• 2:29:42
  shut your ass. What is it now, Hoop? Have you
• 2:29:46
  turned on the TV lately? No, why? I don't know
• 2:29:58
  what they're doing, but these boys have got them
• 2:30:00
  and more. They're Sack Flashers. We love Sack
• 2:30:03
  Flashers. Oh, it's a Sack Attack. Order now and
• 2:30:08
  get Sack Flashers 2. Sacks in the city. With
• 2:30:10
  bonus material. Beach balls. Hooray. Hooray.
• 2:30:15
  Hooray. Hooray. Hooray. Hooray. Now, that's a
• 2:30:31
  good... No, not that specific. But why? That's
• 2:30:34
  how I met your great -grandpappy. Oh, he loved
• 2:30:37
  him, the good butthole. I told you not, never,
• 2:30:39
  ever, not, no, damn, don't, never, verbulate
• 2:30:42
  that man's name in the house again. I don't think
• 2:30:45
  you said his name. Some of us were a little too
• 2:30:47
  busy banging to exchange business cards. Don't
• 2:30:51
  you go Facebook him on the iBox, neither. Sheriff
• 2:30:53
  says you raced him down hell down to the library.
• 2:30:55
  Yeah, you know I did. You go, no, you don't go
• 2:30:58
  at all. You're a real live robot. Or is that
• 2:31:07
  some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Bite
• 2:31:10
  my shiny metal ass. It doesn't look so shiny
• 2:31:13
  to me. Shinier than yours, meatbag. And that
• 2:31:49
  is that. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's time for
• 2:32:00
  Poppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com Poppy
• 2:32:07
  Hour will be right back. You probably had Taco
• 2:32:10
  Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all
• 2:32:13
  I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate
• 2:32:19
  and you can see that with barack and michelle
• 2:32:22
  as well they do a lot of touching kissing even
• 2:32:25
  fisting the semen was so big it's not lacking
• 2:32:32
  any meat and that's what real women need stop
• 2:32:37
  cussing it looks like you went and got a job
• 2:32:42
  not on the ipad screen whatever the case might
• 2:32:44
  be in your hand and a sock you know whatever
• 2:32:46
  like thank you as a reminder if you don't feel
• 2:32:49
  like listening to this next song you can skip
• 2:32:52
  over it but ryan hoppy of hoppy hour takes pride
• 2:32:55
  in his selection so stick around folks Blow the
• 2:33:25
  candles out, blow the candles out, blow the candles
• 2:33:28
  out Sagittarius, birthday November 27th You will
• 2:33:32
  like that until I end up in money heaven They
• 2:33:35
  be thinking they be flaming and torching them
• 2:33:36
  with the bullshit they handing out Pull the twist
• 2:33:38
  and make a wish Blow the candles out. Blow the
• 2:33:41
  all -white phantom out. I'ma kill them with the
• 2:33:43
  pants and the shirt and the shoes and the hat
• 2:33:44
  with the shades and the chain and the watch is
• 2:33:46
  the reason I be standing now. That's where ice
• 2:33:47
  will spin that cake while I take the icing off
• 2:33:49
  the cake. Uh -huh. It's Kusta B. Day, y 'all.
• 2:33:51
  Come on, everybody. Let's celebrate with me.
• 2:34:34
  When I get done, she gon' bring me macheta This
• 2:34:38
  just the beginning, it only gets better Now wear
• 2:34:41
  my hat, hat, hat Now wear my shirt, shirt You'll
• 2:34:44
  never do it like the last day of earth, earth
• 2:35:08
  Bad new Gucci bag matching Gucci pumps Shoes
• 2:35:11
  matching the belt Skirt matching the blouse Chain
• 2:35:14
  matching the ring Yeah, I'm doing my thing Got,
• 2:35:17
  got so many haters Why is so many hatin'? Sick
• 2:35:20
  like a mental patient I floss like a dentist
• 2:35:22
  patient This shit testin' my patience This shit
• 2:35:25
  workin' my nerves I'm gettin' spendin' that money
• 2:35:27
  Like the church and the church Layin' on gay
• 2:35:29
  skin Blowin' trish in the wind Just like, yeah
• 2:35:32
  Yeah, whoppin' no tags If these was bustin' Models
• 2:35:41
  all around me so I'm buying up the bomb I'm a
• 2:35:44
  hood star and I'm partying like a rock star I'm
• 2:35:47
  better on lean, I'm a pick game mean And you
• 2:35:50
  can't upgrade me, mommy, I'm the guap Three teams,
• 2:35:52
  I do it like I do it like I do it like I do it
• 2:35:55
  like I do it like I do it like my birthday I
• 2:35:59
  do it like my birthday I do it like my birthday
• 2:36:04
  That's what we say around here I do it like my
• 2:36:30
  birthday I do it like That's how I'ma do it when
• 2:37:03
  I do it. The hour will be right back. Oh, yeah.
• 2:37:17
  Let's go through all the sponsors right now.
• 2:37:20
  I never get freaking podcasts that begin their
• 2:37:23
  show with like seven live reads or sponsors.
• 2:37:26
  I'm like, who's listening to that? If I were
• 2:37:31
  that sponsor, I'd be pissed off. But what do
• 2:37:36
  I know a lot? This following segment... has been
• 2:37:41
  brought to you by Cheeky Mouthguards at GetCheeky
• 2:37:47
  .com. When I tell you it's the best way to quit
• 2:37:49
  biting on the side of your mouth, I'm a man of
• 2:37:51
  my words. GetCheeky .com. Use promo code HOPPE
• 2:37:55
  to save 30%. Shimmerwood CBD drinks at Shimmerwood
• 2:38:01
  .com. Use promo code HOPPE to save 30%. GetGoodFeels
• 2:38:10
  .com for good vibes THC drinks. Go to GetGoodFeels
• 2:38:16
  .com and use promo code HOPPY to save 20%. OldGlory
• 2:38:21
  .com for the best t -shirts around. Use promo
• 2:38:25
  code HOPPY to save 15%. Garden State Distillery
• 2:38:30
  Dirty Vodka. GardenStateDistillery .com. Use
• 2:38:37
  promo code H -O -P -P -E to save 15%. Aspire
• 2:38:40
  Green Tea Drinks at AspireDrinks .com. Use promo
• 2:38:46
  code H -O -P -P -E to save 20%. Afuera Coffee.
• 2:38:51
  A -F -U -E -R -A Coffee .com. Use promo code
• 2:38:55
  H -O -P -P -E to save 20%. FsDrinks .com. For
• 2:39:00
  the best boba around, use promo code H -O -P
• 2:39:03
  -P -E to save 20%. Are you looking for the best
• 2:39:06
  beef jerky? BigForkBrands .com. Use promo code
• 2:39:11
  HOPPE to save 20%. And finally, are you looking
• 2:39:17
  for a good energy bar? QuantumSquares .com. Use
• 2:39:23
  promo code HOPPE to save 20%. are on my website.
• 2:39:30
  RyanHoppyRadio .com R -Y -A -N -H -O -P -P -E
• 2:39:32
  Radio .com I would hope you know how to spell
• 2:39:36
  radio. Or it's in my podcast section. So whenever
• 2:39:40
  you listen to Hoppy Hour like you are right now
• 2:39:42
  in the podcast description is all of that. We're
• 2:39:48
  going to come back on Hoppy Hour and keep this
• 2:39:51
  party going and going. But let's hear it. Hammerin'
• 2:39:58
  Hank but you can hear the Hammerin' Hank show
• 2:40:00
  with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppe on Spotify by
• 2:40:03
  searching up Hammerin A -J -M -M -E -R -I -N
• 2:40:06
  Hank show and check it out on his podcast feed
• 2:40:10
  People with autism are often treated like they
• 2:40:13
  are different. Believe me, we are. Hi, this is
• 2:40:16
  Henry Oaks, but my buddies may have known me
• 2:40:18
  as Hammer Hank. I was labeled as slow when I
• 2:40:22
  started school. Come to find out at the age of
• 2:40:24
  12, the doctors decided I was autistic. Now at
• 2:40:27
  the age of 48, I have completed an associate's
• 2:40:30
  degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the
• 2:40:32
  San Francisco Bay Area. as an honored personality.
• 2:40:35
  So yes, I am different. People of autism have
• 2:40:38
  no need, no different than you. Laugh, laugh,
• 2:40:42
  love, and learn to gain education and join the
• 2:40:45
  workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else of
• 2:40:49
  autism. So when you meet someone with autism,
• 2:40:52
  don't feel sorry for them. Work with them. Find
• 2:40:55
  out for yourself that autism isn't a disease,
• 2:40:59
  it's a condition. To find out more about autism,
• 2:41:02
  please visit autism .org. Autism Speaks, that
• 2:41:04
  or Autism Speaks. It's time to listen. See you
• 2:41:39
  next time. Haters trying to say them gators.
• 2:41:54
  Oh, it's gonna blaze you. Nothing is gonna save
• 2:41:57
  you. Pets on the streets. Pets on the beats.
• 2:42:00
  If you wanna bounce, best bet, report to me.
• 2:42:03
  My city shot time. Where I pull it down. Ain't
• 2:42:06
  no limit. Dropping beats about a pound. The balls
• 2:42:09
  out a lot. Cause you know I call the shots. Stacking
• 2:42:12
  paper like them bacon sodas in the pot. Come
• 2:42:14
  on. Hey, Beverly, how you doing? Hey, shorty,
• 2:42:29
  let me see you getting loose. Hey, let's get
• 2:42:36
  it. I'm a strong with a mean lean. I'm tilted
• 2:42:40
  and I'm representing my home team. Super ugly
• 2:42:43
  with a sack of money, it's a gator king. By the
• 2:42:45
  bar, I commit to pimping, it's a gator thing.
• 2:42:47
  Tell them how we do it, Joe. We got the remix!
• 2:43:23
  Hey, you. Hey, shawty, let me see you getting
• 2:43:27
  loose. We getting loose. Hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:43:35
  Don't be putting no chasers in my drink. I want
• 2:43:38
  two hot liggas, pal. Yeah. Smoke, drink, smoke.
• 2:43:42
  We just stay. Smoke, drink, smoke. We just stay
• 2:43:45
  bent. All on the earth. Drowning curse. Speech
• 2:43:49
  all slurred. Nothing in my cup. Shit, it's all
• 2:43:52
  good. Now I'm high and the motherfucker makin'
• 2:43:55
  up words Lookin' like men, I like them light
• 2:43:58
  skin Two at a time, now I'm twenty -two and twin
• 2:44:01
  With Tony Gregoire and Seagram's gin Stay together
• 2:44:05
  in my glass like they all best friends I can't
• 2:44:08
  walk, I, I, I I can't talk, broken from the day
• 2:44:12
  to the dawn People all for square, but my goons
• 2:44:15
  don't pee This drink's on you, all eyes on me
• 2:44:19
  And niggas with me drinkin' down here Outro Music
• 2:45:07
  Following segment has been brought to you by
• 2:45:08
  Fortify .com. F -O -R -T -I -F -E -Y -E .com
• 2:45:13
  for the best free and post -workout around. Comes
• 2:45:16
  in the form of coconut caramel and fruit punch.
• 2:45:19
  However the hell you want to get pumped up before
• 2:45:21
  the gym, go to Fortify .com and use promo code
• 2:45:24
  Ryan20. I'm Mir. Academy of Martial Arts at AmirAcademy
• 2:45:30
  .com. 2700 22nd Street North in Edmonton, St.
• 2:45:33
  Petersburg. Women's self -defense classes, kids
• 2:45:36
  classes, MMA classes, whatever the hell you need.
• 2:45:40
  I'll go. Hi there. What's ChasePrinting .com,
• 2:45:43
  the best printing company in all the Bay Area.
• 2:45:47
  Business cards, posters, yard signs, whatever
• 2:45:49
  the hell you need printed up. I'll go. Hi there.
• 2:45:53
  Finally, I mentally all like me. Mm -hmm. If
• 2:45:58
  you live in Florida or Maryland, go to counselingoncall
• 2:46:00
  .net and there you can sign on. Hi, we're going
• 2:46:07
  to come back and I'll be how we keep this party
• 2:46:09
  going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
• 2:46:13
  DJ, Hammer and Hank. I may look normal, but the
• 2:46:17
  truth is I have a condition known as autism.
• 2:46:19
  That's right. It's a condition, not a disease.
• 2:46:22
  That is, autism can strike anyone regardless
• 2:46:25
  of who they are. People with autism normally
• 2:46:28
  have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication
• 2:46:31
  skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
• 2:46:34
  In the recent study, people with autism are less
• 2:46:37
  likely to have a job and more likely to become
• 2:46:40
  homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends
• 2:46:43
  and family, having a college education. I have
• 2:46:46
  even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as
• 2:46:49
  an honorary personality for many years. Always
• 2:46:51
  remember that people with autism want the same
• 2:46:53
  things as you, to be happy and successful. To
• 2:46:56
  find out more about autism, please contact your
• 2:46:59
  local mental health center or visit autismspeech
• 2:47:02
  .org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate
• 2:47:05
  your kindness. the day to bring joy to my city.
• 2:47:29
  Niggas out here broke, got the nerve to be picky.
• 2:47:31
  Get my man some bread, cause I hate to see him
• 2:47:32
  shitty. Go back to selling dope just to make
• 2:47:34
  a pretty penny. Keeping it 100, but niggas think
• 2:47:36
  keep it 50. Chicago before dead, body acting
• 2:47:38
  like we 50. I told my bitch, you fucking with
• 2:47:40
  the greatest, and you see me. The realest of
• 2:47:41
  the realest, and the realest of my city. Seven
• 2:47:43
  -year -old babies getting killed for no reason.
• 2:47:45
  Niggas cranking cars, zeroing all they people.
• 2:47:47
  Real niggas get blessings, share with they niggas.
• 2:47:49
  Real niggas fuck bitches, pay up to they niggas.
• 2:47:51
  Benny's host for everybody, breaking down and
• 2:47:52
  swishing. Put the loud end right around to some
• 2:47:54
  music. Pull Cause I'm broke, niggas beef and
• 2:48:02
  started shooting Guns got abusive and these niggas,
• 2:48:04
  they abuse it And the sad part about it, it didn't
• 2:48:06
  even make the news I'm trying to get through
• 2:48:07
  it, so I'm watching all my movements Checking
• 2:48:09
  bags like Nike, so I tell them just do it Tell
• 2:48:11
  my niggas they my brothers and I treat them like
• 2:48:12
  my brothers And my brothers and my niggas, so
• 2:48:14
  we equalize each other Life is but a dream till
• 2:48:16
  you wake up with your mother Smoke a Mary J,
• 2:48:18
  give you no more drama Next thing you won't come,
• 2:48:20
  it's cooking, I'ma mess the plan Gon' put it
• 2:48:21
  in the action, motherfucker, take a stand My
• 2:48:23
  bones in the murder cap and don't hit a man I'm
• 2:48:25
  in my own lane, tryna see where I fit in Take
• 2:48:27
  a chance, one man's gonna catch a band So we
• 2:48:29
  out here every day tryna chase these bands Making
• 2:48:31
  all this money, you would never understand So
• 2:48:33
  go ahead and judge me, I still get to it And
• 2:48:35
  niggas say they winning, but I know they really
• 2:48:36
  losing 12 months later, still riding in that
• 2:48:38
  Buick And if that slow grinding, I'ma be fair
• 2:48:40
  -paced All them face shots need dental to identify
• 2:50:15
  Louis Tony, ETC, bitch, I been that guy Stay
• 2:50:17
  high, E .T., I live in the sky Your bitch on
• 2:50:19
  me safe, so try and give my dick a try Taking
• 2:50:21
  trips with my roadies and my wrists on roller
• 2:50:23
  You don't talk to the police, no talk Out west
• 2:50:26
  at the fee -fee, I done put everything on shorty
• 2:50:28
  Made man, made D, touch me and you die, no worries
• 2:50:32
  Latin -ass niggas always telling stories Bitches
• 2:50:35
  wanna kick it, trying to be another story Know
• 2:50:36
  a couple broke bitches that done been no more
• 2:50:38
  Know a couple real niggas that can fix that glory
• 2:50:42
  I be smokin' every round, brother, need another
• 2:50:44
  water, so please let me in the club, cause you
• 2:50:45
  know I take it well, I don't care what we have,
• 2:50:47
  make us ask today, whatever, get up on the white
• 2:50:49
  saddle, smoke them like a cigarrella, you can
• 2:50:50
  catch us in traffic, we're heavy metal, ever,
• 2:50:53
  ever travel, pop out. Haters that be comin' in,
• 2:51:28
  all sizes and shapes Disguised in they face,
• 2:51:30
  fake tryna embrace But I ain't with that, so
• 2:51:32
  I just fall back Like, nah, my nigga, I'm good,
• 2:51:34
  I'm straight Real talk, though, hate is a bitch
• 2:51:36
  nigga trait So if you a real nigga, then I know
• 2:51:38
  you can relate Lookin' in the mirror, only niggas
• 2:51:40
  that relate So I'm comin' in great, cause I know
• 2:51:42
  these niggas hate me I come in like I'm great,
• 2:51:44
  cause I know these niggas hate me I come in like
• 2:51:47
  I'm great, cause I know these niggas hate me
• 2:51:49
  Lookin' in the mirror, only niggas that relate,
• 2:51:53
  relate, relate Take time, clocks are juking,
• 2:52:01
  playing cool, great, coffee's out, we're almost
• 2:52:03
  done, feels like robbery in banks, trying to
• 2:52:05
  hop me on the mic, dropping wisdom through streams,
• 2:52:08
  syndicated sorrow, now it's time to shatter dreams.
• 2:52:10
  Oh, the hobby hour, it's coming to a close, radio
• 2:52:14
  hits, made it like a Wilson Rose, laughter and
• 2:52:17
  joy, dissolving in the air, but we'll keep the
• 2:52:19
  rhythm, oh, life's just so unfair. The laughter's
• 2:52:29
  growing dim. Ear drums mixing. Hoppy like fingers
• 2:52:32
  without rings. D -H -X to F -M -M. Shout out
• 2:52:35
  to the street. As soon as sound will vanish like
• 2:52:37
  shadows in the heat. The hoppy hour is coming
• 2:52:40
  to a close. Radio waves fading like a wilting
• 2:52:43
  rose. Laughter and joy dissolving in the air.
• 2:52:46
  Both keep the Thank you. Thank you. Clockwork
• 2:53:30
  to a show Now it's time to face the silence Like
• 2:53:33
  a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor
• 2:53:36
  so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than
• 2:53:39
  a canyon line Line Empty feet are silenced By
• 2:53:47
  the coming to an end Like a roller coaster Stopping
• 2:53:50
  round the river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs
• 2:53:53
  He's our daily grind Now silence will remember
• 2:53:55
  Thoughts we can't rewind What a Hoppy hour And
• 2:54:21
  that is that. Ryan Hoppy Radio dot com. The hour
• 2:54:41
  will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
• 2:54:43
  before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
• 2:54:48
  is poop. We also need to be affectionate. And
• 2:54:52
  you can see that with Barack and Michelle as
• 2:54:55
  well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even
• 2:54:58
  fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
• 2:55:04
  so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
• 2:55:07
  what real women need. That's it. Bushing. Stop
• 2:55:12
  cussing. It looks like you went and got a job.
• 2:55:15
  Not on the iPad screen. Whatever the case might
• 2:55:17
  be in your hand and a sock and a whatever. Like,
• 2:55:20
  thank you. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
• 2:55:23
  listening to this next song, you can skip over
• 2:55:25
  it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
• 2:55:28
  in his selection. So stick around, folks. Oh,
• 2:55:31
  yeah. Hoppy Hour is now over. Happy hour is now
• 2:55:43
  over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast
• 2:55:59
  day. Good night, and God bless America. Doors
• 2:56:05
  closing.