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Episode 83: Serial Killer Llamas · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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What it do, what it do. What it do it is your boy,
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Andrew Schultz, AKA mr. Goody Two-Shoes.
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And who am I with? As always Joseph Huggins a cave
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old man Huggy talk shit or get off the pot episode 83 meatball
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Ron is a d-bag welcome motherfuckers.
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Yeah, I I use a dab on my way and I won't lose like this.
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Hey yeah. I'ma go with this.
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Yeah, yeah. What's funny is they've totally
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popped us for stupid ship before that I've tried to put in the
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title. So I thought they might block
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this title but they didn't. And I got this great meme of
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Donald Trump. Spinning run to Santa's like a
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basketball but he's a meatball. Well yeah okay.
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Well David probably derogatory he bag is or d-bag d-bag.
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I guess they're probably trying to ban like douches.
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Like once I get through with the birth control and abortion
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pills, man, well, not that you're up on a nigga this shit
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but like I guess I kind of follow it.
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Goes on these platforms. And twitch like bands people for
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no fuckin reason, especially black guys.
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That's what I've heard. I'm not even kidding.
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You know, they just the most subscribed twitch streamer in
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the whole industry. Just got banned permanently
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today and he has the most subscribers ever like they
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banned. Some of their best people off
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their platform. It's interesting weird.
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We have nowhere near the footprint.
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This guy's got like an insane amount of but it is banned and
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they banned people for the maybe, maybe he was leaking.
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American Secrets, you know, oh, we'll get into that on.
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Yeah, seriously, unlike an OverWatch server.
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So I'm shaking the fuck out of here.
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He's a hero, he's a patriot and his friend, the truth, that's
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empty j.d., you know, you know, that there was like q and on
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games on Roblox and shit. So there's got like, I'm not
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surprised but we'll get into, it's like that.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. It's a topic.
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Yes. Are you okay?
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But yeah. So yeah 8383 Bitches.
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Yes. So real quick update on the
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motorcyclist. The crash that I told you about.
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Yes, the crazy-ass motorcycle crashed.
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Yeah, so my Hannah says wife called me because I let him use
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my phone and like, so she had the number and so she called me
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back and she to like, thank me. But then she said, he had like a
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broken leg three broken, ribs bruised, lung, and a concussion
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Sounds right. He's alive.
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Yeah. I mean my mom is not nearly as
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bad but when I got ran over by this lady when I was outside
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living guys. Yeah I know.
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I know she work at wish. No bro.
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It was this old lady. I shit you not.
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Her name was Bessie. She never I was riding my bike.
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That's actually a pretty crazy story.
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So I was riding my bike to work. I used to ride my bike to, and
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from work from like South, Austin to North Austin.
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Which is a pretty good bike. A ride.
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Okay. And I'm gonna and I was riding
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my bike to work and I got T-boned by this lady driving.
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This this old super old white lady named Bessie driving a
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champagne Honda CRV. But she think if she thick no I
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don't know man. But I got a real bad concussion
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and I was like, pretty fucked up but I popped up like it wasn't
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nearly as bad as him but I was like, but he popped up to.
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Yeah I was like up I was like pick it up my bike and try to
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get my shit together and was like oh my God like are you
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okay? I was trying, you know, that's
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exactly like this guy disoriented.
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Yeah. Like and then later on I was all
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fucked up. When I say I wasn't going to
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shit ton of pain. I'd run adrenaline's, a hell of
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a drug, oh fuck. Yeah, yeah.
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And I like what he stood up, I was like, what the fuck is like,
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what's wrong with? It's like it's like the
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Terminator type shit. It's like you can't destroy me,
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I guess, um, T1000 dude just running around out there fucking
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people up, that's crazy. And that's So mind-blowing.
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Well, I'm glad he's okay. At least that wild, he broke his
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leg and he's walking around on a broken leg, right?
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Like I don't think it was like like totally fucked up his leg.
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But there's like broken bones and it's what it sounded like.
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I don't know. I'm not a doctor.
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Damn, that is crazy. Yeah, dudes.
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Wild shout out as we do, keep another round of applause for
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you because they're, you know, I didn't, you know, I was just
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there but okay. As we do, we start with therapy
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questions. Therapy question number one, why
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did you say it like that? Hey I like your spooky.
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We're about to start Quest therapy questions from an AI
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robot. Tales of the crypt.
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Yeah. From a I wrote tales of the gbt
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dude that's going to be some like futuristic erotica shit.
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Like that's going to be the books that people's moms by
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Kroger you know that are like Pirate themed romance novels
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hell? Yeah.
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It's all going to be like robotic futuristic shit.
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Yeah. There you have that in Japan.
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I heard shout-out Japan. I know you'd be listening to 50
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Shades of AI. Oh shit.
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Don't don't steal that from us. Yeah God is copyrighted.
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Yeah, if B in Christ coin I was just talking.
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So I was just like who was I talking to you?
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Oh my yeah. My therapist, my hypnotherapist
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I was telling him about Christ away.
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Okay? Can we, can we get it?
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Okay. Spiritual guidance counselor?
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Yeah. And then hypnotherapist.
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Yeah. Okay.
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I'm trying to think because they're trying to keep track of
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that land that we got a regular, I got a regulatory use their
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best to hypnotherapist tight. That's got to be cool.
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Yeah, it's cool. We did some Hypno today but
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before we did the hypnosis I was pitching them Christ coin and
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Buddha bucks. You know, that Muhammad money?
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Yeah. He's like, what would be the
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depiction on Muhammad money? I was like, yeah, I know, It's
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Tricky. Yeah.
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Could be just clear. It could be clear.
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It could be like a futuristic clear bill but it's not actually
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a bill. It's a cryptocurrency.
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Well yeah. Okay, yeah, okay.
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But we do need memorabilia out there, you know, you have
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something, you know, gotta have a swag bag, maybe it's just a
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different characters throughout the story.
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So you don't necessarily have like, um, Mojave don't have
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Muhammad on there. You have other characters that
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have been depicted. I just have like Emma but then
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you could make a commemorative coin that you could limited
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edition ft or something. Oh yeah, there's an NFC.
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All of that said, oh yeah, we come out with a refined
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product. Not like what we're
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brainstorming on. The Shark Tank.
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Yeah, yeah. All right therapy.
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Question number one, I think it's a pensive think it's rude.
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I think y'all are both awful people and I can't believe
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you're here pitching this. And for that reason we have a
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damn out. No, that's a mr.
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Wonderful be like why? I think you might be onto
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something here. That's what it felt like to be
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serious. He's like take it behind the
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shed and shoot it. Yeah, like I'll bring it back to
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life he's like I thought FTX was great.
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Great idea. And I heard him talking about
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that in length recently. All right therapy question
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there. Be question number one, if you
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could time travel to any point in history, what kind of
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dinosaur would you ride into battle?
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So, do I have to pick the time or just pick a dinosaur?
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Just a dinosaur prop. I'm probably my favorite
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dinosaur. I wouldn't want a raptor,
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they're pretty small. So that'd be more like a
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sidekick T-Rex is Impractical. I'd want to ankylosaurus.
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That's the big angle is ours. Yeah.
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It's like the big tank. Yeah, it club tail.
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That's a, it's a veggie eater. It's like a Giant armadillo.
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Yeah. It's just going to go fuck shit
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up. It's covered in armor.
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It's got a huge Club. The Tails, if you try to run up
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on it, it's going to smack you around and you could definitely
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ride the back of that thing. You would like 10 homies could
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like, perch up if you're going into battle, okay?
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And then I'll just swoop on you with my pterodactyl and it just
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done, you done. Son.
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Not really, because I could just get underneath it and then get
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underneath it, you're always underneath it because we in the
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air. Nobody get underneath my
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dinosaur there. She they're pretty big.
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Yeah but then he just killed your folder fall on top of you.
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The whole back of it is plates this time.
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I'm just saying watch out they be okay with that tail in the
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sky so you're going to be a pterodactyl.
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Yeah if you don't come in through the lane like a
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pterodactyl. Maybe that's good one.
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Yeah. I mean, once I settle what type
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of what type of battle all battles because like, obviously,
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if it's like the Civil War World War Two and you're flying around
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with the pterodactyl that might not work out for you.
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Very well, you bet the deal with jets and all sorts of shit.
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No, man, I just go get Hitler, just pick them up and then drop
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them. Like, you could do that for like
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thousands of feet in the air true because I'm a Pterodactyl,
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would you have to ride the pterodactyl or do you have the
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ability to send it places and it comes back, you have to Into
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battle with it, okay? Genghis Khan is a bitch compared
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to my pterodactyl Alexander the Great bitch.
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Thankfully it's just, I don't know, Ivan the Terrible.
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You have a good, you have a good run and then like someone would
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knock your fucking pterodactyl out of the sky and he'd be fun.
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Now, this is like House of dragons types.
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It's as close as you can get. My pterodactyl bees Fighter, by
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the way. So there's that.
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Third question, never do. Would you rather have a third
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arm or second head? Third arm.
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What you can do to get more shit done.
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Thank you. Like what?
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Technically I go, if I was cooking, I do I get to pick
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where it's place because if I have a controllable like third
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arm somewhere, I could be like chopping something while.
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I'm stirring something over here and checking on stereotyping
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jerking off. Like because you have three,
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well, no you should be you're safe.
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And you know if that one hand to hold the food, another one, for
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the knife, you could stir size. You'd be a ball or Chef, you
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could cook it up, you can cook it.
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The Look up. You definitely get like some TV
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deal. They like the three armed Chef
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like that would just be it. I was like, that's what you
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would use. Your superpower of a third arm
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for is to be a chef. Well it's just like practical.
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I'm saying, that would be cool. There's lots of other things you
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could do juggler in the circus like the freak that you are.
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Yeah you can go. Cirque du Soleil, you can
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instantly go that route. Yeah I think you could just walk
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out with it and do stuff. If it's normal-looking and fully
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functional, or would it be on your body?
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I mean, The most practical spot would be either on the front of
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your chest or, or on the batteries on your back, but if
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it's on your back, but it's like, you could cover it up so
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times, but also. But how would you like to see
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what was behind you? Because like, use your arm.
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That's, that's the real thing you have to do.
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I don't know about that. So maybe off your side.
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Yes. I want a ride.
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Yeah, well, you can still like fuck and like, it's not weird or
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maybe like this in which It is your dominant hand, let's say
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because I'm right-handed, what if I just had an extra left hand
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so that would be actually kind of Handy who no punishable, hey
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hand jobs. But um, but I think that could
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be beneficial because it's not my dominant hand.
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Rather than having because then you'd be battling over, which
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one's your dominant hand. So I think if you're born with
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three arms like you would probably have, you know, not one
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is just dominant at that point. He felt like you got
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ambidextrious squared like what would dribbling a basketball?
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Be like, oh yeah. You're fucked me, man.
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You're mad handles. You can do the craziest passes.
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That's what you need, or if it was like, Yeah, you'd be like a
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spider out there, fucking tripping people out.
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They would know what to do, and then you can just like pass that
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one-handed passes with the hand on your chest.
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I've no, I thought we said it's on the side, dr.
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George have, you decided just depends on where you were you
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decide to put the around the back on that.
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Whoever did you do? The craziest thing, you would
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change the game of basketball forever forever.
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People will be people would hate you, then they spent.
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Now, they really like this, guy's this shit and yeah, some
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people wouldn't some people would hate you because you don't
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have like, a whole extra arm. And they like, how is this
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fucking Fair there? Be somebody.
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That would be, Republicans, would be trying to like, bam.
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It like people, like I don't. Yeah, there's like if you have
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more than two appendages above, Ways I didn't intend that.
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You can't play in the goddamn MBA and quit sitting down Indian
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style during America, the Beautiful.
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Like that's like this there, anything?
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Because I don't care about kneeling anymore.
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Yeah, you dare. Change the rules in tourism.
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You never have a jersey with the next role.
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It's a whole totally depend on where it was.
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Well yes, you have custody of custom-made custom pay baby to
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have people walking around with We are moles that not just you,
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it's not mobile. No Soldier, jersey sales.
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You'd want the authentic, right? Oh, I seriously Style.
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Just keep would have the up the third open up like sleep.
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Okay, so second half. Siamese twins like yourself all
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the time. It had.
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Yeah, well I think that you'll get we get in trouble for making
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fun of say, I don't know. Is there is there like you did?
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I didn't consultancy? I'm not, I'm not mad.
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I mean, you can get a double double trouble because they have
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two heads. You know, everyone personally
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really what was that? Matt Damon
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you need to go back and look at it.
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Question number three, if you had to choose between living in
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a world without music or a world without color, which would you
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choose? Well color.
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Yeah, this is dark. No, I literally literally that
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brother live in a world without color, like, she mean
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everything's black and white. I guess so.
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Yeah, if it's everything's black and white, I'd rather a music
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music gives color to life, anyways.
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So you get to enjoy that. It would be fantastic.
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I think we'd all be depressed either way.
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Like yeah, it was nobody's thinking music that's like a
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terrible world and then but no, it never known color.
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That's even worse. Yeah, but I mean, I'd rather not
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know color than not know music. I've never seen color world.
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Like, wow, that's really sun sets itself but there's music.
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That's like been a part of my life for so long that like it.
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I feel like my Life would be worse if I didn't have it.
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Which sounds dramatic. Not just somebody that is.
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Yeah, but you know not only like you didn't have music but nobody
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did well, not just that but I mean even like specific music
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specific things that the same probably the same for you for
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all of us. We all have music that we grew
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up listening to or something we've been had.
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But when is that we all have music?
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Yeah. Exactly.
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So I'd rather I'd rather you do not have colored everything be
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black and white. Yeah, I guess that, because if
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you're born, then you don't even know the difference, you know?
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Yeah. But we know, No, like, without
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music. This world would suck.
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Yeah. Without yeah.
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I just, I think about, like, all the lights going to concerts and
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stuff and like the social aspects of it, you know, the
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creative side, like let you know.
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It's it would be really detrimental.
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Yeah. Music is Art, whether I like
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your or not, it's totally My opinion.
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But yeah you take that out of life and it would be a lot more
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difficult for everybody that driving.
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Everybody has to drive to work in silence every day.
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Ya know? And and and, and, and like, when
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you like a song, it's involuntary, you know.
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It's so yeah, it's like laughing.
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Like you is involuntary. It's like, you laugh, because
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something's funny like, music. Like you like it, you can't
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explain why, you know, All right.
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Final therapy question. If you had to choose between
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being attacked by a giant hamster, or a swarm of tiny
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llamas, which would you pick out of tiny or the tiny llamas?
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That's called two feet. Two feet swarm.
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Yeah, let's call that 50/50 is the Swarm.
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Jesus looks like an army with the fucker.
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It's a fatality, Long Island City series.
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That's all I call that a company.
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The size of a bus. A buzz then.
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Now, it would have to be the llamas.
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It rather. Yeah, I'd rather 550 lumps.
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A hamster, the size of a bus? Hamsters are pretty quick, man.
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Yeah, they have big teeth, right?
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Yeah. They have huge, massive, t0 just
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pick you up because they use their hands, just like non you
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and then you'd be over the be it, this is the llamas.
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I could like, you know, they come on Ron and up all Goofy
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with their heads on their neck. So you can just put their heads
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on their necks like it like that.
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You know what I like, you know, they're next to just long.
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They're just like yeah, they're probably going to try to do some
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you know some shit you got to get them right when they're
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running up. Just going to feet you know have
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to use your legs. Yeah you could me you can punch
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down. I'll be punching down on 50
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Lamas. I You like roundhouse kicks
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because they don't really have a lot of like defense.
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They're not gonna be able to defend themselves.
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There's going to be taking headshots needs Peta is about to
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cancel us now. I don't know about that but what
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Joseph said that he would roundhouse 50 llamas if there
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are five acidified for my life, what you, what would you take
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the hamster? No, I don't like hamsters.
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So you would go along with us. Yeah.
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I think it would be harder to kill just like any like thing
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that that was that big, you know?
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Yeah. Like you can like, shoot it with
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a gun. Once was he had like a crazy
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shot, you like shoot it in the eye?
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Yeah, adapt to be like. Yes, I'm like, Jedi shit.
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Some Chuck Norris shit. Yeah.
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We like I'm about to fight this Japan.
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So he's like howdy cowboy. Like, holy shit, Chuck Norris.
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He's like, now my name's Walker here.
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Echo. Buck is in character.
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Why are there cameras here? There's cameras wherever he
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goes, bro, did I? There's a few times I saw them
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shooting Walker. Texas Ranger like around Dallas,
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back in the day was like fuck. Yeah.
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Hey. See that big blue that big blue
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Dodge. And I was like hey that's your
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black cowboy friend. That's what fucking talking
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about. He Walker.
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Texas Ranger great show and he taught it for a while.
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I feel like the tensions between the black and white communities
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were better, you think you think it was Is like groundbreaking
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yeah, I think that if more people had seen it or it gotten
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more exposure, it could have changed race relations for the
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for the course of history. Check Norman.
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Come on. It's Chuck Norris and a black
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man in a cowboy hat, Cowboy. I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris is
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racist. I don't think so, man.
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I wouldn't put the political stances.
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I wouldn't put them. See, like, I would say, You can
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have that political stance and not necessarily be racist,
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right? But I'm just qua, like, or what
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about Chuck Norris. That's a pee in the potty
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training. Infiltrating, that side of the
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political aisle to make a move and that's what we don't even
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know is Chuck, Norris is playing them.
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All right. Now, what about that?
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I am willing to believe it. I know I go Chuck like shout out
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Chuck Norris, like take them down from the inside.
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Now like Clint Eastwood, it's like oh yeah that guy's
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definitely races. That may be but I mean I think
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he's just more like old as hell old as hell, but like definitely
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kind of races or he's like in his regression, he's become
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racist. So maybe like when he was
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younger, he was more Progressive and then it's just like
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whittling away and slowly over time we got to the layer.
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That's like real deep, or it's like the opposite of what he
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was, which is a Graces. Yeah, it's possible where he
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yells at an invisible chair. Obama sitting in here.
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Barack Hussein, Obama. Hola, hola mama, jama you and
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your Battalion of two feet tall. Llamas will not take over this
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country America America. Are you ready now?
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Get off my lawn. Get out of here.
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All right, so now we're gonna go to the topics Joseph.
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So this is two stories, it's really just we're catching up
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with our boy with our boiler Ron DeSantis.
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I mean better Florida, governor of Florida.
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He's done a couple things recently.
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He literally was, I mean, I don't know if you saw this, I
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can't play the audio of the clip, but he's discussing about
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floating the idea of putting a prison near the Disney State
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Park. You heard about this, he had a
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press conference where he was discussing that, he has.
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He's looking To the idea of putting a massive State Prison.
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Next at Disney world. Are you fucking kidding me?
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What is wrong with him? It's like he's so fucking Petty.
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He got, we got clowned by Disney like, multiple times in public.
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And then now, he's like whole build a person next to you.
24:42
And it's like, dude, imagine if this guy because he's not even
24:44
going to get close to being president, I'm telling you right
24:46
now or you really wants the nomination.
24:48
So if you guys remember a couple, Episodes ago.
24:51
I mean, this, these dudes, this douche can't stay out of the,
24:54
out of his way. We out of his own way, he's just
24:57
one of those people. And this is what I told you
24:59
like, scared me about him is he's all about like, just
25:02
flexing his shit as much as he can.
25:04
And being like, I can do what I want and he/she will get shot
25:07
down by the Supreme Court in Florida, or will be ruled deemed
25:11
unconstitutional all sorts of stuff, but he still tries at
25:14
some of the shit gets through. So he said, you made the threat
25:17
made smiling came to vow to take new steps to a search.
25:20
A control over the special district that oversees, the
25:23
media Giants property. So, a couple episodes ago we
25:26
talked about how the Disney board signed some deal that
25:30
would expire. When the last remaining blood
25:33
relative of king of King Charles, the Third was dead 21.
25:38
Yeah, 21 years after that is, whenever the state can actually
25:43
have some sort of say, and what Disney did with their property,
25:46
but then they dumped all the municipal services and like Sue.
25:50
Sewage and just roads everything back on the state.
25:55
So Disney kind of fucked up. So now he's talking about
25:58
fucking the back because he can't help himself.
26:00
And that it's like this power struggle, man.
26:03
So I was like, dude, like I thought like, like every parent
26:07
out there, you know, has obviously a kick because their
26:10
parent but like loves Disney, right?
26:12
Like fucking Frozen. And so like this guy like
26:15
thinking, like these, like Suburban moms want to hear like,
26:19
you're fucking His knee over and over and over again.
26:22
Like I don't see how that plays and then also just so we don't
26:26
forget to mention it. He was like talking about
26:28
passing a six week abortion ban like when you know, like
26:33
literally the woman doesn't even know she's signed it.
26:35
He saw. No.
26:35
I know. I was getting excited.
26:37
Thank you. But he was like promoting how
26:38
he's going to do it and then when he actually did it was like
26:42
late at night like on a, I think it was on Friday, but late at
26:46
night and behind closed doors. He didn't have like a signing
26:49
ceremony because And then I don't see who Al, anybody wants
26:53
a six week abortion ban other than a crazy person.
26:56
But if he thinks he's going to go and run in the general
26:58
election and where the overturn of Roe v--, Wade, and now, the
27:02
abortion pill that like is just like causing like a huge like
27:07
uproar in the country and he's gonna go out there and like, oh,
27:10
I passed a six-week will bullshit, man.
27:12
That's not going to play well, play in Florida.
27:14
Well, well, no, and this is, this is like the issue is.
27:17
So the Republicans and is a As a whole that caucus has made and
27:23
this is like this has to do with Moroccan style caucus doing
27:26
enough know what they're doing is they're not who's not just
27:30
meant smaller, they've made a stance.
27:33
They've Overture overturned like Dobbs and Roe v-- Wade in
27:36
everything. So they've made this decision
27:39
where they are going to stick hard on this, you know, pro-life
27:43
stance. So to basically get the
27:45
nomination, it's almost like you have to have that stance on it
27:49
if you're not to get the nomination.
27:50
Nation. But you want to get the
27:51
nomination once you get the nomination, that doesn't mean
27:53
you won't get them. It doesn't mean you'll get
27:55
elected president because that's not necessarily popular with the
27:58
majority of people. I think it's 63 percent of
28:01
people polled not like left or right or disagree with the
28:06
abortion pill one. Yeah.
28:07
And it was over fifty percent of Republicans.
28:10
Yeah. That's crazy.
28:13
Yeah. So what the fuck?
28:14
So like they're like alienating their voting basis.
28:18
I know. So it's interesting that.
28:20
Well, so with Disney he's you know, got his don't say gay Bill
28:24
and you know, they spoke out against that and so the board's,
28:27
you know, what are the Ted? But the new boards has since
28:29
said Disney Inside Stuff The Authority with a last-minute
28:32
deal which gives the corporation your total control over
28:35
development in the districts in / to in perpetuity until 21
28:40
years. After the death of the last
28:41
Surviving descendants of King. Charles the Third King of
28:45
England, right? On Monday.
28:47
To send to said there was a plethora of legal problems with
28:50
the deal in the board were formally declared invalid at its
28:53
meeting this week. And they're preparing new
28:56
legislation to strip Disney or of other perks.
29:00
He's calling the state approach to a one-two punch.
29:05
Like he's just battling with. No.
29:07
It's like your why are you battling with them?
29:09
I know I thought he'd like does he get anything done?
29:13
Like, that's like beneficial for Florida or something every just
29:16
like bitch and moan about like things called causes culture War
29:20
Bulls, but like, he's only this culture War.
29:22
Like, he doesn't actually do shit.
29:25
And then you had to say in the signs GOP, six feet, abortion
29:28
ban in Toulon Tallahassee Florida through under Santa's
29:32
signed into law, a bill approved by the Republican dumb.
29:35
Branded Florida legislature to ban abortions after six weeks of
29:38
pregnancy. Something like that already
29:40
exist in Texas because Texas said that first.
29:44
So that's Texas is wild but this is following suit, but I feel
29:48
like this is a stay and say have to have otherwise they might
29:51
not. I don't get your nomination
29:54
over. Fifty percent of Republicans
29:55
don't want this. Yeah, but I'm talking about for
29:57
them to get the nominee. That's what I'm talking about.
29:59
Like if over 50 percent of Republicans don't want this and
30:02
they vote on that. Then you lost from Trump almost
30:07
has to make the exact same stance or he has in the No, No.
30:11
Like I don't know. Trips like said he was
30:14
pro-choice for most of his life until he started running for
30:16
president or he's gonna be let in how many abortions has he
30:19
paid for? Well, the cop out.
30:21
He's saying I'm down for a States right to choose what they
30:24
wanted to do. That's the cop out.
30:26
If you say that then it's oh well then each day but never
30:29
that one. Okay.
30:30
But then you have that fucking judge in like in Texas, the
30:36
federal judge who overturned the abortion pill for the entire
30:39
country. So I thought it was States
30:42
states choose and this assholes just take it upon himself to say
30:46
The Spill that's been around for 20 years, FDA approved.
30:50
He's like oh there wasn't enough studies.
30:51
It's like shut the you don't think so he he fucked it up for
30:55
everybody because being a judge is like an ultimate flex and I
30:58
feel like you're in silly a douche.
31:00
Like, I mean, not all the time but most the time.
31:03
Yeah I know, I know what you mean, but like they're very like
31:05
but a great judge is going to overturn like an FDA ruling like
31:08
that's dumb and so that means that shit all the time.
31:11
That's why they're like, oh no, we're going to overturn Roe v--
31:14
Wade here in small Bumfuck. Mississippi and then it gets all
31:18
the way up to the Supreme Court and they used to be like nah, I
31:20
can't do that. And now they're like, oh yeah
31:24
sure. Well when is it goes to the
31:25
Supreme Court is that? Well what do you think?
31:29
I think there are no I don't think I don't think this goes to
31:31
the oh if it does, it goes to the Florida Supreme Court?
31:34
No. No.
31:34
I'm talking about the abortion pill, all the abortion pill
31:38
because that's a band for the entire country.
31:41
And I that's going to go to the Supreme Court because another
31:44
judge in Washington made a ruling that the FDA had to keep
31:48
producing this drug. So then they put a pause on it
31:50
for like a week. week like a delay, the Supreme Court knots
31:54
on Wednesday of this week that that delays over so that
31:58
decisions got to be made to I mean if it goes before The
32:03
Supreme Court like it's constructed now they probably
32:05
overturn it. Overturned the texts.
32:10
Banning it or no, like I'm sorry, say the Texas kanban, I
32:16
don't think so. I mean, there's, there's an
32:18
opportunity here for it, not to happen because they're
32:20
conservatives and they don't, you know, that like the messy
32:24
old judges, you know, overturning like Regulatory and
32:29
yeah, but if they could, I feel like if they can, they're trying
32:33
to do everything they can to make people love kids.
32:37
I know why I don't know because there's the moment that there
32:40
was an overturn of Roe v-- Wade or Dobbs.
32:43
They were like, instantly like we need to go after like the
32:46
pill. We need to go after play.
32:48
They are going after birth control after this.
32:51
Oh yeah mark my words yeah they're going after birth
32:53
control for sure and it's yeah if this passes as in like they
32:58
ban the abortion pill then it's like just like there's controls
33:01
next like the president has already been set. but know
33:07
they're super precedent on these and these issues like A woman's
33:12
right to choose. There was a super precedent that
33:14
I know that to begin with. But this is, this is setting a
33:17
precedent and yeah, in the way that they want to go.
33:20
So then they can just go back to this ruling and then use that
33:24
for birth control. Use that for whatever the fuck
33:27
do you? I mean, there's almost it's
33:29
almost setting up for them to, like, overturn these things and
33:33
then just push people to push these fuckers out.
33:36
But it's almost like they're going to get pushed out who the
33:40
Supreme Court, not just the Supreme Court, but like this
33:43
generation and pot like that, generation and politics to begin
33:46
with. But I know they don't have any
33:48
new ideas like, that's exactly, they're doing everything they
33:51
can like to like, you know, culture wars and gerrymandering
33:56
and you know, like they're the ones that looked like the vote
34:01
like trying to restrict people from voting, you know?
34:04
Exactly like the grasping at straws to try to hold on its but
34:07
if so that means it's like all the rules are off the table,
34:09
right? So it's crazy and it all started
34:12
when, yeah, they stole that Supreme Court seat from Obama
34:16
and then and then pushed in another one immediately.
34:21
Like trying also to unpack the court, he got three fucking
34:23
Supreme Court. Justices.
34:24
That's insane. Yeah, but and that's yeah,
34:27
that's pretty nuts. Well it's we'll see if they are
34:29
not getting rid of Clarence Thomas is as but no, I'm he
34:33
signed a similar Texas bill in Florida pushing into six weeks.
34:39
You know, there's some people say 15-week band, there's a 21
34:43
week band. I mean, at the end of the day,
34:45
we're a bunch of guys, and I don't think it was six.
34:48
Week plan is definitely not, that's absurd, it's upstairs,
34:51
sir, that's essentially a band because, yeah, they'll know,
34:54
you're pregnant. So therefore when you find out,
34:56
you're pregnant, you can't get an abortion. and I hear these,
35:00
like, Wives tales article. And and I knew within four days
35:06
that I was pregnant. I was like, dude.
35:08
Like I don't know to tell you, I don't guess.
35:10
You got that good dick. No, Jesus Christ.
35:13
I'd say more. It's just like people will say
35:16
what they can to fit their narrative essentially and be
35:20
like, oh, I have this one specific instance where it was
35:24
different and now that's, you know, the measurable bar.
35:29
No, no, no. So but Ron Ball Ron is a douche,
35:33
dude. He's like doing everything he
35:35
can to potentially try to get this nomination and long-term, I
35:39
don't think they realize the ramifications of these
35:41
decisions, they're making in that, they might lose like
35:45
long-term control over a lot of different things and areas where
35:49
they didn't think they could, because people are going to be
35:51
like, that's such a Hot Topic issue.
35:54
So they're fighting these culture wars, they've made it
35:57
and like Rhonda say, it is, as well as like, picked these
35:59
culture War topics. It made it like, okay, These are
36:02
the issues that were fighting and these are the issues that
36:04
were fighting for. And those are hot button issues
36:07
for a lot of people, but the way it's swings for people, when it
36:12
comes like pro-life or pro-choice its wings way more in
36:15
the favor of the people that are pro-choice that they're doing
36:19
themselves a disservice, like, they're losing more people,
36:22
including some of their own base, because it's such a, like
36:26
an issue for people, right? Or something.
36:28
It's like that, it was safe for them to talk shit about.
36:32
Roe v-- Wade when it was lost. So it's like it, you know, it
36:35
was it constitute in the Constitution and so it's like,
36:38
yeah, well we could talk shit about it.
36:40
It's never going to get overturned.
36:41
So you know, it's a free pass to like Rob some people up but now
36:46
that it's actually illegal or it got a row of you, we got
36:50
overturned. Now it's like, oh shit there the
36:52
dog who caught the fucking car and it's like yeah.
36:55
Now everybody thinks about it differently, they're like, okay,
36:57
I'm pro-life, but that doesn't mean like, I don't want this
37:01
person to have like Like autonomy, over their fucking
37:03
bodies. Yeah.
37:06
And that's where Ron is pushing that.
37:09
And that was, that's where, you know, it could blow up in his
37:11
face, I think it will. I don't think he gets the
37:13
nomination, and I'm proud. I'm pro-choice.
37:16
I was just using example, if you were pro-life, like, not to meet
37:20
me and this is this the one where if you were, if there's,
37:24
there's no exceptions for the r word or Anything like that but
37:30
if you were to have been like are worded or assaulted and you
37:35
became pregnant, they would, you would have to prove.
37:38
You have to show documentation, proving that that actually
37:41
happened to be allowed to access that Health.
37:44
Wow, isn't that crazy? Wow, traumatize them again.
37:47
Y'all but and then on top of that, they just made it to where
37:51
you can do permit list, carry in the State of Florida, which is a
37:54
horrible idea, right there. Any days of that Texas.
37:57
Yeah. Yeah.
37:58
Horrible for Texas, even worse for Florida.
38:01
So they just did that. So that means that you could be,
38:03
it's easier to carry a gun. You can open carry a gun without
38:07
a permit or training. Yeah.
38:09
Yeah. And there's the stand, your
38:12
ground law. So you have two people like that
38:15
have guns and they're like, oh, I shot him because I thought he
38:19
was gonna shoot me because he had a gun.
38:20
I stood my ground. So it's just like Lawless.
38:23
Yeah. And then, what is there?
38:25
The cut the castle castle law or someone breaks Your house, you
38:29
can shoot them. Right?
38:30
And then there's this story out today out of Kansas City, where
38:35
the 16 year-old African-American kid was going to pick up his
38:38
two, twin brothers, like there were a little down the street,
38:42
he got the house wrong, he rang the doorbell, think it was the
38:45
house where his brothers are at and the fucking guy shot him in
38:48
the head through the window while he was still inside his
38:52
house. The kid wasn't inside the house.
38:53
He was on the porch ring the fucking door bell.
38:55
Sean through window and his head open the door while I was on the
38:58
ground. Shot him in the arm or leg one
39:01
of the other, and then the kid lived, he got up.
39:04
He went to three different houses before someone would help
39:06
him and when he, they went to go said they were going to help
39:09
him. They made him lay down on the
39:10
ground face first. Why they like.
39:12
And then he like passed out. And then luckily, he's like a
39:15
lot, though. Yeah, he just got released from
39:17
the hospital. Yeah, actually today and
39:19
supposed to make a full recovery.
39:21
That's the craziest shit. Was some 82 year old man, he
39:25
just got arrested or there's a warrant out for his arrest.
39:28
Rest for two felonies first degree.
39:31
Aggravated assault and something else criminal activities that
39:35
they're like yeah but in fucking Saints an 83 year old man.
39:42
Yeah and so like so you know black parents have to have the
39:46
talk you know with like their kids about like when they drive
39:51
so they have to have the talk now like hey when you knock on
39:54
someone's door? Make sure like you hide you know
39:59
because they can shoot you through the house and be there.
40:01
Make sure you have the right house.
40:03
That's insane. Yeah that's that's super sad.
40:07
I'm like I'm so sad and like the fact that he would agree opened
40:10
the door and he deserves to be charged for sure.
40:13
Of course, it's absurd. Yeah because and and I think he
40:17
has a lot of like racist shit like on his computers they found
40:20
out. Oh really?
40:22
Yeah. They're saying that that this
40:25
was Like race wasn't, what racism but is iotus, keep sends
40:30
a racist shit on their computer. He like posted a bunch of stuff
40:33
like he wanted to shoot and use like the monkey term sheets.
40:38
Yeah dude. Dude is wild and that's like
40:43
Greg Abbott trying to Pardon that guy who shot a ddl m
40:46
processor ran Austin and like on, he like tweeted out like oh
40:51
I'm gonna go shoot some protesters today, purpose.
40:54
It all these crazy tweets and I was trying to Pardon this
40:56
fucker. Yeah, he needs to get out, he's
41:00
a hero. Yeah, and I might be late.
41:02
So yeah, I'll agree and calling the other guy here.
41:04
Oh no. Do you do we?
41:05
Yeah, we'll get it right into that.
41:07
Is that the neck? Know what, you know, don't know.
41:09
We're going to get into this first.
41:11
This is awesome. I tried to read this article but
41:13
I couldn't get into that like little newspaper Express.
41:16
Okay, okay. Well there's two of them.
41:20
There's s Kpop, this one's got a list.
41:23
The Rainey Street Ripper, have you heard about this shit dude?
41:26
Well not just like I'm not to make light of anything that's
41:30
going on but there's a lot of people that feel like there's a
41:33
serial killer right now in Austin Texas.
41:38
No it's super fucking creepy. So the rain East River is out
41:41
there. Y'all Austin Texas.
41:43
Serial killer serial killer Theory goes viral and wake of
41:47
numerous tests. So in the past 10 months, hold
41:51
on, yeah, Jonathan Honey's corpses a second body pulled out
41:54
of the water and a month in the seventh and the past 10 months.
41:57
So there is Lady Bird Lake right when she runs through downtown.
42:01
It's what the Congress bridge goes over and the past 10
42:04
months, they've found seven bodies of guys in their 20s to
42:09
30s who've all been Been downtown doing something and
42:13
they wind up finding their bodies.
42:16
In the river. In downtown and like the lake in
42:22
Town Lake or ladybird. How do they say how these people
42:25
died? So APD swears up and down that
42:29
there's nothing. Okay, so another burnt body was
42:31
pulled out of Lady. Bird Lake and Austin's, Rainey
42:33
Street, this home this weekend, igniting, the serial killer
42:36
rumors. Again, Jonathan Honey's corpse
42:38
has a second to be pulled out of the water and a month.
42:41
So it's two in a month and they do, the okay, we'll talk, we'll
42:44
get into that. And the seventh in the past, ten
42:47
due to the large number of Deaths.
42:49
Many believe, a serial killer is on the loose.
42:52
The the supposed murder later mass murder.
42:56
The lady bird, lake or Rainey Street.
42:58
Serial killer natives have grown weary of a of the criminal.
43:03
So he was 33 years old, he was visiting the area for your
43:06
bachelor party. He was last seen on Rainey
43:08
Street on March 31st his death comes after the drowning of 30
43:12
year. Old Jason John Who was found in
43:17
the Colorado River, Reservoir? Many believe that the seven
43:20
total deaths had happened at lady bird or somehow connected.
43:25
So, if you go all the way back to May 9, 2008 their Udders.
43:32
Hold on one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
43:37
ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
43:42
Seventeen, eighteen drowning deaths.
43:45
Them in this like area of the seven bodies were recently
43:49
discovered at Lady Bird Lake. There were numerous deaths that
43:52
have occurred since 2008 between 20 to 2018 and 2019, Malone, six
43:58
bodies, were uncovered and they're just finding them
44:00
floating in like we've want you. We've all you've been to us and
44:04
we've walked over that bridge. Before you've walked over that
44:06
fucking bridge that body of water from rainy cloudy.
44:10
Tonight he's bodies of water from Rainey Street to there is a
44:14
walk that's A short. That's, that's difficult to be
44:18
on Rainey Street. And if you're that fucked up and
44:21
you're wandering that way, that's a good walk, it's not
44:24
short. It would take you a good bit.
44:26
That's a drunk stumble. so it is I'm a badass like are you
44:31
worried because Jeff's of lives in Austin, y'all No, I don't.
44:37
I used to. Oh, that's right.
44:38
He's having doubts are safe now but I have homies, I do.
44:42
I forget, I'm worried. I'm friends at manage on Rainey
44:44
Street but it's all. It's all good.
44:47
Basically, all guys in between their 20s and 30s, like frat it,
44:53
Freddy type guys, all wearing khakis kinda that's how it is
45:00
here, release a statement regarding the deaths and they
45:03
the the apd's like there's There's no connection.
45:07
I don't, how is that? That's crazy.
45:11
Seven bodies, and two months and then they said, in a year a year
45:14
span there was six bodies found in a year and we're in seven in
45:19
10 months, they're not connected.
45:22
People coming from who are downtown and around like in the
45:26
same area and everybody's fucked up on Rainey Street men.
45:30
If you're on Rainey Street or, you know, you're on Sixth
45:32
Street, everyone's just fucked up.
45:34
Yeah. Yeah, so maybe it's like
45:37
multiple people are getting like grabbed and like robbed and then
45:42
killed, but it's not the sort of person.
45:45
Yeah. I mean, or someone who's like,
45:46
luring people away, right? So maybe not a serial killer
45:50
just a, let's go to Magnolia Cafe prolific.
45:54
Yeah, exactly. That's yeah, that that's crazy.
45:57
Yeah, there's no trauma to the body is no indication of Foul
46:01
Play that well play. That's even more weird.
46:04
The fact that there's Is no indications of any like trauma.
46:07
So that is a glove provide stated stumbled and then they
46:10
fell, maybe they're like drunk like let's go in the river.
46:14
No but it's do. There's so many people that
46:16
paddleboard and kayak and I mean that water is like toxic as
46:20
fuck. I don't think you're allowed to
46:21
let your dogs get in and even if you're drunk.
46:25
Nope, nobody drunk or sober is like I want to get in the lake.
46:29
That is a toxic Cesspool. Nobody nobody would be.
46:33
It was a dare. Who's Dairy and who's out there?
46:37
Daring paint. Maybe it's a Loch Ness monster.
46:39
You should be worried, man. I'm you know brother, I'm in the
46:43
clear that I've got the Chinese Mafia after me, like, wow.
46:46
What else do I need to worry about?
46:47
They still after you. Oh yeah, it's a lifelong thing.
46:53
You know like the the Chinese they think like we think like in
46:56
like five ten years demands they thinking like hundred years
46:59
fans, you know. Yeah.
47:01
So like having four kids, it's right Dynasty.
47:04
Shit. That's when you find out, you
47:06
have a kid. We killed your son.
47:09
You like I have a kid not anymore.
47:14
That sound. That sounds like goofy.
47:17
Like some slapstick comedy. Oh no.
47:19
So, two bodies in two months. That's a lot.
47:21
I a lot of people who started True Crime, crime podcast and go
47:25
down to Austin, we should go. I want to go catch.
47:29
Um, there's God, that's what I'm saying.
47:30
It's just pressing. That's what you do in the True
47:32
Crime, but if you get started, you'd have to, you'd have to
47:34
like, let someone know. I think that because if I'm just
47:38
no because I'm wandering around. We were found lake at night.
47:42
Well yeah, you have a problem. Not me.
47:43
I got the complexion for the protection.
47:46
What if it's, what if we're out there and they come for you and
47:48
then I have to save you. That'd be tight, but be tight.
47:52
Yeah, he had stabbed twice but you survived, it's okay.
47:56
It's like if you get stabbed twice with your like Dewey from
47:58
screen, so you got a little bit of a limp and your hands like
48:02
but it's like, no, it's like Traders celebrity when they like
48:05
have to shoot like they stole the money from a drug dealer.
48:08
And then they shoot the guy with the bullet proof vest on and
48:13
accepts it goes through though. Yeah.
48:18
That's what I would be. Like, I'm taking them taking the
48:21
stabbings for the True Crime podcast for the story for the
48:25
money and I get to be like to hear a yeah.
48:28
That's right. Oh, and then knock down doors.
48:32
The me and Chuck Norris. Ask your hash it out.
48:35
And then you guys just end all - all relations No - race
48:39
relations stuff. No chef.
48:42
And then we give everybody a total gym and then everybody
48:45
reparations. Yeah.
48:46
And then, you know, they reboot Walker Texas Ranger.
48:50
Hey we do, we do one movie and that not on that.
48:53
He hands the reins over to me and I'll become Walker, Texas,
48:56
Black Ranger but we also do the product placement of Christ coin
48:59
in the movie. Mmm-hmm So Four Season.
49:04
There's a big Christ coin Heist. Yeah, commercials the price
49:06
coin, like with Chuck Norris promoting it.
49:14
Hey yeah, let's go to the final topic.
49:16
So alaikum Salam. Yeah, that'd be incredible.
49:21
This is our Farrakhan koi. Farrakhan Fiat.
49:28
Ya Farrakhan fiat currency. Guardsman arrested in leak of
49:37
classified military documents the shit, goofy Guardsmen and IT
49:42
staff specialist identified as 21.
49:45
Year old Jack Teixeira was taken into custody without incident
49:48
after FBI officers, converged on his Massachusetts home general
49:54
or attorney general Merrick. Garland said he is, he is to be
49:58
charged with removing or transmitting classified,
50:00
National Defense information a crime.
50:03
Under the Espionage Act, Right? And you.
50:08
Yeah like I know about this but I just heard so said US Navy vet
50:15
was running a pro-putin propaganda group.
50:20
And that's where this got disseminated and then Russia.
50:24
Like so it was in a Discord account with his homies and he
50:27
was like trying to flex on them at first like well they're
50:30
playing some game and you know they were playing Minecraft
50:33
dude. Well, there was some game with
50:35
like tanks in it and like they were like he's trying to like
50:39
prove that tank that he had like, was like a French tank or
50:42
something, had more capabilities than it was in the game and then
50:45
he like showed the document on it.
50:48
So like his homies and Scored, and then he like this but then I
50:53
don't know if he's connected with the the Russian shit.
50:56
But so the pro-russian US Navy that, that could be him or it
51:00
could be somebody else. I'd like because I just came in
51:03
the middle of it, but, um, so Russia doctored, the actual
51:10
intelligence and it made it seem like Russia wasn't losing as
51:13
many troops, and Ukraine was losing a lot more and all this
51:17
shit. So they like, they like Made it
51:20
fake. And now what's the problem is
51:22
the intelligence community and the US government like has to
51:27
like they're in this quandary. Where if they say like that
51:30
Russian one that's fake and don't say the other one is then,
51:34
you know, it's real. So they have to like play this
51:36
like dangerous game of like what they confirm or deny, you know.
51:41
Yeah. The students leaking documents
51:44
to his buddies and 21 year old 21 year old Lincoln is docu
51:48
begin documents to his friends and my God, Counter-Strike
51:51
server. Yeah.
51:52
He's the wild. Yeah.
51:53
And these like documents were for The Joint Chiefs of Staff.
51:57
So the top guy and then each one of the branches of the military
52:02
and then the head motherfucker in charge and somehow he's like
52:06
on the email thread like get the fuck out of here, dude.
52:09
Well that's weird. Is he's It's not like he's a
52:14
whistleblower not like he's not like he could have applied for
52:18
to be a whistleblower. It wasn't Hollywood.
52:21
It was no whistle to blow. That's what I'm saying.
52:23
Like people are like, oh he's a whistleblower, he's a traitor.
52:26
Yeah, Marjorie Taylor green said, he's a hero's are some
52:29
people that are latching on to it in a very Proteus was so
52:32
fucking dumb. Dude.
52:33
She's a psychopath. Yeah.
52:36
Like even Lindsey Graham that it like, yell at her.
52:38
He's like if you're for leaking classified, I documents then
52:42
like we can't protect ourselves as a country.
52:45
So what the fuck we are? She's so stupid.
52:48
Dude, she might be like one of the dumbest people in the
52:50
history of politics. I know she's the worst but she's
52:54
all about this guy but he got raided.
52:58
She wrote, he's white male caucasian and loves Christ.
53:03
And that's why we should not arrest him because he's white
53:07
male. Christian there's a well
53:10
Thursday's rest was a pivotal moment in the investigation to a
53:13
high-profile intelligence leak in the years.
53:17
The justice department were so scrutinizing, how sensitive
53:20
government secrets started in a chat room ended up circulating
53:23
around the world. Yeah.
53:25
Absolutely. What the fuck?
53:30
Yeah, cuz like Cher was a cyber transport system.
53:33
Specialist essentially, an IT specialist responsible for
53:37
military, communication networks, including their
53:40
cabling, cabling, and hubs so that.
53:43
So maybe he was like, I'm like helping someone fix their
53:45
computer and then just had access to it.
53:49
Well, in that role to share would have had, would have had a
53:52
higher clearance for security. I have a higher higher level of
53:55
security clearance because he would have to also had to have
53:58
been tasked with the responsibility of ensuring the
54:00
protection for the Network's. Does that make sense?
54:03
Yes, if he's in charge of like the server is in the hubs and
54:06
they're big racks and stuff. He has have clearance for all
54:10
that information because he has to make sure it's still there.
54:14
Like yeah, it's still there but I made a copy of it and send it
54:17
to my homies and then Russia took it.
54:19
It so that's why this dude's gonna get the fucking book 40
54:22
now yeah, he's probably gonna get life.
54:25
You think? I don't know, probably, I mean,
54:28
I think it's definitely a possibility.
54:32
But then then look at Trump who's taking classified
54:36
documents to his house and like a people like, is that serious,
54:40
is it not and like objectively except for Marjorie Taylor,
54:43
green? This is very fucking seriously.
54:45
This 21 year old kid, did it truck?
54:47
Did it same thing? I like how its worded.
54:51
This is my, the Associated Press the leak is to of believed to
54:54
have started on the site called Discord and social media
54:57
platform, popular with people playing online games and work to
55:01
share his Leave to have posted for years about guns games, and
55:05
his favorite memes. And according to some chatting
55:07
with him closely guarded, u.s. secrets, that's pretty good
55:12
riding right there. Dude, it is it.
55:14
Yeah, that's good. To lead to go was identified as
55:17
the OG, a member of the online chat group.
55:20
Oh yeah. That's right.
55:21
Because he was older than all the kids.
55:22
Like in the chat room, the chat group called me Thug, Shaker
55:26
Central he's like from now on, I'm only going by oh gee.
55:31
Gee, that was like a quote for him.
55:33
I'm the oh gee. Well you're gonna give me a
55:37
fucking jail. Yeah we'll see how much your the
55:39
OG and prison on me Levin's Worth right?
55:44
Credible and like in a Discord server to flex on your friends
55:48
that you know, more about like battle tanks 64 then they do.
55:52
That's so unhinged and weird. Yeah.
55:57
Just like, when an argument yeah, just for like, clout for
56:00
Discord Cloud, right? For like just leak and shit.
56:07
Come on, man. Knock it off, man.
56:11
See it? I wonder though if you think
56:13
maybe is like a And plant like, you know, from like the from the
56:16
jump, when he was like five just like, no, I mean, they probably
56:21
get to him and offer him like half a million dollars, he's
56:25
like quiet, no, I know that, but he's only 21.
56:28
So, you know, anything about either happened recently.
56:32
It could have I mean, if he has access to that sort of stuff,
56:34
maybe maybe not. Maybe they got to him early and
56:38
they're like, hey here you go, will give you like half a
56:39
million dollars and things escalate and they pull the
56:42
favor. Yeah.
56:43
Okay, you know, So five years ago, we gave you half a million
56:46
dollars and we've had it hit it and this account that you have
56:49
access to and you've been pulling from it.
56:51
Well it's been collecting interest so that when you got
56:54
here that we can either let like so hop on your goddamn Roblox
56:57
account and drop the addy bro. Quit playing with me with the
57:01
fuck. Do you think this is dude?
57:04
My godson like I'm fucked. Do what I say.
57:09
I'm pooped. I'll make you drink radioactive.
57:12
T. Sorry.
57:13
She summons bad joke because the monster.
57:17
He is I'm Putin and I got cream puffs nipples.
57:22
Weird. Yeah but you know thank you.
57:26
Shout out. Shout out Putin go fuck yourself
57:29
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Yeah. In his kingdom.
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That's right. Let's go.
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Hopefully has hat, let's close it out.
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What else you got? You got anything?
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Nah, just just chilling. You know, I created the way if
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y'all just surfing it you know. Okay, I mean it's a bold
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statement but we appreciate it, but 83 in the bag meatball runs
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a d-bag. So eat a dick meatball wrong,
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eat a dick. Oh somebody I forgot somebody, I
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don't know if it's Trump, another Republican or somebody
1:02:46
but they said that his putting fingers couldn't handle
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something. So not only is he meatball wrong
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because of his face, but he's that putting fingers.
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What's really weird putting finger?
1:02:56
I think that's what they say. Likes it when people drop shit.
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I like to say models, they month Akia, just like hands of butter
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like what the fuck? Bro says it all the time at work
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and makes All the Hispanic people that work for me, laughs.
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So like, hell. Yeah.
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That's my favorite models did month of Kia.
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Yeah, you gotta, I don't know. I've never heard putting fingers
1:03:19
before were that's weird. Yeah.
1:03:21
Well fact, check that. I don't know what that even
1:03:23
means. I don't need like that.
1:03:24
I did. They look like they're putting
1:03:26
or the they covered in putting. Probably they like extra
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Chubbies, you have like, fat fingers and a lesson couple of,
1:03:32
that's a little pudding. That's what I thought, but I
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could also see his hands being covered and putting all the
1:03:38
time, like his wife be like. Yeah.
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Dammit meatball Ron, get dim and out of the pudding.
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He's broken every backpack. Fuck Ronald.
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And use a spoon. Ronald, he just opens the snack
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pack and just like sticks his hand and they've been hanging
1:03:51
out with Alex Jones too much. Stop it.
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Yeah. And when he the food eating with
1:03:55
your hands yeah stop being with your fucking hands.
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Ronald piece of shit. Yeah.
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I bet you he has like a dominatrix because just yells at
1:04:05
him causing the piece of shit and spits in his face.
1:04:08
Yeah, he's just like, yeah. Yeah, no, it's the opposite.
1:04:11
No, it's know the he like he wants them to like tell him he's
1:04:14
a good person and shakes. He's horrible.
1:04:16
So he doesn't want to get beaten up.
1:04:17
He wants to be like yeah. You're a good piece of tell me.
1:04:20
I'm a good person. I don't know your great Ron.
1:04:24
He's a kid. No it's him saying.
1:04:26
Tell me then she whips him but she still whips him.
1:04:29
So it's still like there's some physical abuse but he wants to
1:04:31
hear the opposite. Now the he asked for her to
1:04:35
flatter him. Yeah that she does the opposite
1:04:38
and he loves that. Yeah.
1:04:40
Okay sure he's a guy. Yes Men all around them so just
1:04:44
open sights on something. I don't think it's real but it
1:04:47
was talking about Rhonda Santa said that back when he was
1:04:49
dating before he was married he used to say he likes Thai food
1:04:54
but he also liked my food. That was where I was when he
1:04:56
went on the date with his now wife.
1:04:59
Yeah it was like if they corrected him he didn't.
1:05:02
He would basically end the date because he didn't like that.
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He never wanted his girlfriend to correct him even if he was
1:05:09
wrong. Wrong.
1:05:10
He got, he would get up and leave the table.
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Yeah, that's some wild shit. Yeah.
1:05:16
So that's why the dominatrices. She corrects him.
1:05:20
Sty food Ronald funches. Whoops, this die?
1:05:26
Yeah. All right.
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