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The One Where Your Presence Is The Present & The 5-year Bling · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, Happy twenty twenty four. Welcome back to the
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: Welcome back to life, Welcome back to the new year,
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: Welcome back to give them La la pod Hey.
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  Speaker 2: Hey twenty twenty four. Hooray.
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  Speaker 3: Do you feel like the break was long enough?
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  Speaker 4: I do, But I feel like you probably didn't, did you?
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  Speaker 3: I could have used maybe another like year?
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  Speaker 2: How about you easan another month too? Really?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Oh I was Itchen baby? Now you were to get back.
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  Speaker 3: I'm the best chiller you've ever met in your life.
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  Speaker 1: Witch and chill, Jessica, how was going back to where'd
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: you go again?
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  Speaker 3: Arizona?
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  Speaker 4: I went to Arizona, but I only went from the
• 0:51
  Speaker 4: twenty third to the twenty sixth very quick. It was fantastic,
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  Speaker 4: great to see my parents and my brother and mister
• 1:00
  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I saw Bubbs went.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, and all he did was quote housewives literally the
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  Speaker 4: entire time. I was like, we have to have a
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  Speaker 4: conversation without you quoting housewives?
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  Speaker 2: What you did it the whole time? It was great.
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  Speaker 3: What's the one that you guys love the most?
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  Speaker 5: Uh? You beast?
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  Speaker 2: You beast? Well that is a classic.
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  Speaker 4: But he loves like I mean, he loves every like
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  Speaker 4: the Classic Dinner one.
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  Speaker 2: He loves them all.
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  Speaker 4: But I was mostly here and me and Kyle were
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  Speaker 4: just chilling on break.
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  Speaker 2: I was catching up.
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  Speaker 4: On work, doing some writing, getting some goals set for
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  Speaker 4: twenty twenty four. And I have a feeling it's going
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  Speaker 4: to be a big year. Putting this out there on
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  Speaker 4: the pod.
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  Speaker 1: That's good because I'm litired. So yeah, you just keep
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  Speaker 1: writing the goals for us.
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  Speaker 2: Can you guys tell me about your breaks please?
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  Speaker 3: We had an excellent break.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, so what did you you and Kyle
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  Speaker 1: do for the New Year if you came back to
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  Speaker 1: La or New Year's Eve?
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  Speaker 2: My my mind?
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  Speaker 4: What did we do? These are my favorite. This is
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  Speaker 4: going to be lame, but I love it. We've done
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  Speaker 4: it for a New Year's We just go to Whole
• 2:02
  Speaker 4: Foods and we get a bunch of fresh ingredients to
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  Speaker 4: make homemade pizza, ingredients, ingredients to make Is that what
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  Speaker 4: I said?
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  Speaker 3: No, that's what teresaid.
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  Speaker 1: You guys in like season one, they're doing her cookbook
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  Speaker 1: and she's like, and then I'll put all the ingredientss
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  Speaker 1: together and we use the come in and the oregano
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  Speaker 1: to come in.
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  Speaker 4: That's another one. Bob's it loves to quote is the
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  Speaker 4: sprinkle cookies? One constantly look anyway cookies. We made homemade
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  Speaker 4: pizza and it just me and him and then we
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  Speaker 4: watch a movie or movie what did we watch?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Brother, where art thou?
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  Speaker 3: Who's in that? What's his name?
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  Speaker 4: That's like one of those classic ones, right, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: We have something with me and him, it's just us
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  Speaker 4: called Oscar Cinema Club and we're watching all the Oscar
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  Speaker 4: winners from the two and hell.
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  Speaker 2: Go do you want to do Oscar Cinema Club tonight?
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  Speaker 2: And I say, yeah, that is so cute. I want
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  Speaker 2: to start a book club. Book club is fun? Do
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  Speaker 2: you do you?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I'm reading The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo right now,
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: which I think is like a throwback for most people.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's from the top of list.
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  Speaker 1: It's all the rage in my little friend group right now.
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  Speaker 1: Of like, everyone's re reading it. So I was like,
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  Speaker 1: isn't stop looking out like that?
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  Speaker 3: What do you hide? Did you rip your pen before
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  Speaker 3: you got here?
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  Speaker 5: No? I wish I did.
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  Speaker 3: We both look a little stony.
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  Speaker 2: We're sleepy.
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  Speaker 5: I'll tell you right now. I woke up with my
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  Speaker 5: eyes glued shut.
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  Speaker 6: How did you tell you that. Yeah, it's oozing that everywhere.
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  Speaker 6: That's disgusting as a dog.
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  Speaker 4: Can you guys tell me about your breaks and what
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  Speaker 4: you did for New Year's being?
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  Speaker 3: Went to every spring to hear it. I went to
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  Speaker 3: Palm Springs.
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  Speaker 1: I had to put Ocean in time out twenty seven
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  Speaker 1: hundred times because that girl just loves to test.
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  Speaker 3: Her mama right now, sure you.
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  Speaker 4: Know she really she She bit my knees, She bit London.
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  Speaker 3: London sobbed her eyes out.
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  Speaker 2: Did you guys punish Ocean?
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  Speaker 3: Of course? She went to time out.
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  Speaker 5: Time out she went, and I was a bier. I
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  Speaker 5: know you know what I told her.
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  Speaker 1: I said, Ocean, I'm telling you what, girl, biters be getting.
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  Speaker 3: Bit You do it again, Biters get.
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  Speaker 2: Bit That's right.
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  Speaker 5: My grandfather had to bite me to stop me from
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  Speaker 5: bite in.
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  Speaker 3: And he did.
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  Speaker 5: He did. Did I stop biting? Well, he wouldn't stop biting.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he looked so upset after he was very upset.
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  Speaker 5: From what I've heard, I was upset as well.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to bite Ocean. The timeout is
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  Speaker 1: actually working pretty well.
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  Speaker 6: We'll get back to you.
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  Speaker 5: We're just shoving her in time out.
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  Speaker 3: And open I do, and I make her wait for
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  Speaker 3: the timer to go off.
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  Speaker 5: No, she's good though. She comes out she apologizes for
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  Speaker 5: the reason when I go in.
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  Speaker 1: After she hears the buzzer, she turns around and says,
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready to apologize, and then she waltzes out in
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  Speaker 1: her princess dress. That's all she wears right now. I go,
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  Speaker 1: what would you like to stay to London? And she goes,
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  Speaker 1: I like to apologize London, And I go, and what
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  Speaker 1: are you apologizing for? Because it's usually because she says
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  Speaker 1: bad it worth. She goes for saying bad ones And
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  Speaker 1: that's not why you went to time out. You went
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  Speaker 1: to time out because look at London's leg.
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  Speaker 3: You bit her.
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  Speaker 1: She goes, I'm sawry, I bit you London, and then
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  Speaker 1: they hug and then we go back to play.
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  Speaker 2: She is the funniest human I know.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not kidding she is.
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  Speaker 6: And we think she gets so excited she doesn't know
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  Speaker 6: what to do, so well, that's what did happen.
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  Speaker 3: She got so excited because I told.
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  Speaker 1: Them that we were gonna make cookies. We're gonna make cookies,
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  Speaker 1: and we had like the little cutout what are they
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: called cookie cutters?
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  Speaker 3: Can't get his hair caught up cookie cut us.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, whoa, and she got excited and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: and look homemade frosting and you get to decorate them
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  Speaker 1: and she and then I turned on Taylor Swift throughout
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  Speaker 1: the house and they and I bought her shoes.
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  Speaker 3: Starts dance today.
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  Speaker 1: So all of the stuff that I ordered for her,
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  Speaker 1: her tights, her tap shoes, little Ballerina slippers, they all
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: came and I was like, you can wear them, and
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  Speaker 1: I see, just the whole experience caught her so excited
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  Speaker 1: that she didn't know how to process and bit London
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  Speaker 1: Sky if it was a chicken.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder if we get her like a biting, like
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  Speaker 4: a fake arm or something.
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  Speaker 5: Oh well, I don't want to try. I don't really
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  Speaker 5: want to.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want her to think that she can like
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  Speaker 1: bite anything.
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  Speaker 5: She could grow to be a cannibal, right, Oh no,
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  Speaker 5: getting her arm chew toys.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, She's very fun. She's very fun. It's a lot.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny. She's so funny.
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  Speaker 3: Jessica got her uh rain boots.
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  Speaker 2: Tell them you guys. I got her when we were
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  Speaker 2: in Hawaii.
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  Speaker 4: She got these pink boots from like a CBS or
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  Speaker 4: something and food lamb.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So and she was obsessed with them bright pink boots.
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  Speaker 4: So when I was Christmas shopping for her, I saw
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  Speaker 4: Hunter pink boots and I was like, and they were
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  Speaker 4: same exact color, just with glitter on them. So I
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  Speaker 4: was like, Oh, I'm getting these for her. She's gonna
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  Speaker 4: love them. And I was like, Lalla, and Lisa probably
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  Speaker 4: won't like them, but that's fine. So I got them
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  Speaker 4: for her and I gave them to her and she
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  Speaker 4: opened them and she was like.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, and she said thank you, and she was so
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  Speaker 7: sweet and then she said she gave it a beat
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  Speaker 7: and like looked at the other presence to make sure
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  Speaker 7: there were no more for her, and then she said,
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  Speaker 7: I'm not going to wear these.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna wear these dresses. It goes and like
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  Speaker 1: lines them up by the door. But I thought it
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  Speaker 1: was really cute.
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  Speaker 4: I died, absolutely died, I'm not gonna wear these dress.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, though, I think we've been doing this
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  Speaker 1: for a couple years now. Where my family, meaning me
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  Speaker 1: my mother in Easton, we do not exchange gifts.
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  Speaker 3: We have like an experience like this year we went to.
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  Speaker 1: Hawaii, or like we'll plan like a nice dinner, But
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  Speaker 1: I'm like the gifts. I just no one needs anything.
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  Speaker 1: If you feel like you do need something, like you
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: can haul. We can holler at each other throughout the
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: year and get these things again. I think I've been
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: pretty open about how like Christmas to me, Even since
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  Speaker 1: I was a little kid, I just always really felt
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: the spirit, you know, yeah, just brillianto the Christmas spirit.
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  Speaker 3: Joseph and Mary's Boy. If I can't just really tugged at.
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  Speaker 5: My heart strings that song Tiger.
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  Speaker 3: That one just a really sick. The preacher said last.
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  Speaker 1: It was Josephan Mary's Boy. Is that Jessica? That is
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  Speaker 1: Alabama Christmas. You better watch yourself, girl. You know nothing
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  Speaker 1: about that.
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  Speaker 2: Like Alabama Christmas. Yeehaw.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone's invited.
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  Speaker 6: We're sure about that, right, Yeah, Alabama Christmas, Betty Heavy,
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  Speaker 6: it's Alabama Christmas.
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  Speaker 5: And it was not water Boy, Billy Madison.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know if I like that song.
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  Speaker 1: The gift is us what's in your heart and not
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  Speaker 1: what's in your hands.
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  Speaker 5: I like it, You'll like it, okay, I poss you.
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  Speaker 1: No, he says, who's the one we need to think?
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  Speaker 1: And who's this party for? Who's the one responsible for
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  Speaker 1: all this piece and joy. The preacher says Last Sunday,
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  Speaker 1: it's Joe and Mary's boice like Santa.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, And I'm not a religious person, but that
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  Speaker 4: song really gets me filling it.
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  Speaker 3: You know what a beautiful time of year.
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: So you guys don't exchange gifts? Is Ocean gifts.
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  Speaker 1: Ohanika, which I was telling someone that, uh, this girl,
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  Speaker 1: she's so sweet, her name's Bianca. She brought Ocean a gift.
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: We went to Sina's on Christmas. Christmas night and I said,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we don't exchange gifts, and she goes, oh, no,
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  Speaker 1: I hope that I'm not ruining something. I got Ocean
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  Speaker 1: a gift, and I'm like, no, we get Ocean. I
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: just like don't see any reason for like us to be.
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  Speaker 1: It adds pressure. Like we were at Nordstrom before we
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: left on the break and you know, I can just
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  Speaker 1: see the pressure in everybody last minute shopping. Who do
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  Speaker 1: I need to buy for? Who's still on the list.
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  Speaker 1: That was like, oh, they brought me a Christmas gift
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  Speaker 1: at our Christmas party last week, so fuck now I
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  Speaker 1: gotta go get them something. And it's just like seems
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  Speaker 1: very It's just feels like a lot of pressure for
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: no freaking reason. Okay, so for us, like we'll get
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: ocean gifts and then we just chill.
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  Speaker 2: I like that. Yeah, yeah, your presence is the present.
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: Our presence is the present. So we're at Nordstrum, me
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  Speaker 1: and my mom and my dog Lily, and we go
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  Speaker 1: over to look at something in like the perfume section,
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  Speaker 1: and I have Lily and I walk past this gem
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  Speaker 1: of a woman.
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  Speaker 3: My mom's behind me.
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  Speaker 1: I pass her and I'm looking and I see my
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  Speaker 1: mom and.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, Merry Christmas to you.
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  Speaker 3: In that tone. I was like, uh, who fucks with you?
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  Speaker 1: So apparently as I asked this woman like, Lily sniffed her,
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: and the woman looks at my mom and goes, can you.
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: Please tell your dog not to sniff people? And my
• 11:07
  Speaker 3: mom marry Christmas too, and then she's.
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: Very chirpy, and my mom was and happy holidus. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I like this approach from lisan No, but.
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  Speaker 3: I know that tone because she does that with me
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  Speaker 3: in Easton.
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  Speaker 5: It's infuryuriated, are you.
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  Speaker 2: Just a joy today or whatever?
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  Speaker 3: I love that she does that. So I was like, mom,
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  Speaker 3: what what they do? And she this stupid.
• 11:39
  Speaker 5: Bitch and she does not swear.
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: No, Lisa rarely swears.
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  Speaker 2: I love her.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, let me let me bend Lily, Lily,
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  Speaker 1: you mustn't sniff people.
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  Speaker 3: She's a fucking dog. I was like, all right, let's
• 11:55
  Speaker 3: just let's all just calm you down and.
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  Speaker 5: I share it for me. She goes. I wish I
• 12:01
  Speaker 5: would have said, she only smells thing. She only smells ship.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, that she loves to figure out things. She
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  Speaker 3: should have said she you want to know what? I
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  Speaker 3: wish I would have said, maybe if you didn't stink.
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: I was like, bird, that would have been good. That
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  Speaker 2: would have been good.
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  Speaker 3: It would have been so good.
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: You know what's wild?
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  Speaker 4: I feel like you guys always run into rude people.
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  Speaker 4: I really do, because I bring Margot to the mall.
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  Speaker 4: Margot sniffs people, but every time everyone's like, oh, high,
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  Speaker 4: you're cute.
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: Of course I don't let her like go, but you
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  Speaker 2: know what, mall are you going to.
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  Speaker 4: The Americana People are just nicer out there.
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  Speaker 3: The area that we live in, it's just full.
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  Speaker 8: Of like ornery, angry, just bitches, you know, ornery, I thought,
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  Speaker 8: and ornery.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's I want to crawl into the.
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  Speaker 4: Producer, John, how do you say it's y ornery? I
• 13:11
  Speaker 4: thought it was ornery, like maybe in a British show
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  Speaker 4: being So, how does it spelled?
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: Do you know there's an R in there?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Or o r n e r y.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: Guys on googling and I think it has an H.
• 13:29
  Speaker 5: I think it's ornary spelled like honey.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, oh r any r y bad tempered and combative.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, how do you Okay, let's see the thing. Oh
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  Speaker 2: r any r y honorary.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm ornery, hold on.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: Ornery.
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  Speaker 5: I've never ornery, but you why it's ornery called somebody?
• 14:02
  Speaker 5: When you've called somebody that word anyway?
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: Professor job word horny, he says ornery.
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  Speaker 2: But it's different, it's different regions of the US.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard, okay, but from you and I will never
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: I'm judging you all for say ornery.
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: You all sound stupid.
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  Speaker 5: It sounds like that is horrible. It's like you're saying
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  Speaker 5: you're horny forgetting the age.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: It's not that you sound stupid, but you know when
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: you get like embarrassment chills for someone as you're saying
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  Speaker 1: that word, I'm embarrassed for you.
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  Speaker 6: Unless we're the only ones saying it wrong. I'm embarrassed
• 14:39
  Speaker 6: for us, but still and I will die saying very.
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: Southern by the way, guys, like the way you say
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: it sounds like Kentucky Atlanta vibes, but.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: I might be.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I just got upset at you both
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  Speaker 1: for being correct.
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  Speaker 5: But can we can I take it back to gift giving? Yeah?
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: Please do?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, because this has been a long time, but when
• 15:02
  Speaker 6: we do things, we do things right.
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: And I've been working with a jeweler out of.
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  Speaker 6: Salt Lake City, Utah, me and Jest this is a
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  Speaker 6: podcast gift by the way, and Gigi, But I've been
• 15:12
  Speaker 6: working with a jeweler outside of out in Utah, Morgan Jewelers.
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  Speaker 6: So I want to shout out Morgan Jewelers, Taylor Morgan.
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  Speaker 6: They've been a company since nineteen fourteen. They got seventeen locations,
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  Speaker 6: you know in the West. And he's been a homie
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  Speaker 6: in mine for ten plus years. So I want to
• 15:31
  Speaker 6: So I want to shout him. And it's a bit late,
• 15:34
  Speaker 6: but it is for your five year Sobriety, what it is.
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  Speaker 3: It's a blinged out five you guys.
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  Speaker 6: So I want to shout out look Taylor Morgan and
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  Speaker 6: Morgan Jewelers for helping me get this all created.
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  Speaker 2: You are freaking out.
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  Speaker 3: That is legit.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that feels so bad as right, You're going to
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: put it on you?
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I can't do anything with these claws, but
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: I do want it on Houston Eastern.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: That's so funny, Luise, this is the that is so sid.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's solt it's massive, and it looks so so
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  Speaker 1: underneath my microphone.
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  Speaker 2: Will you it looks so pretty in the light. Eastern.
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  Speaker 3: You're a that is so legit. Easton, I know, but.
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  Speaker 5: I mean the jeweler that I worked with. I really
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  Speaker 5: do want to shout him out because he had a
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  Speaker 5: great idea. This was a lot of him. He designed it.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: So I want to say thank you to Taylor Morgan
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: and Morgan Jewelers.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: God Easton, I know right, Yes, it's so pretty.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: It's banging. Wow.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Well, anyway, I really like gifts. We're going to start
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: thank you.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Morgan Jewelers for my five year Sobriety gift. Yes, we
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: don't do gifts, oh does, but can I tell you
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: she got so overwhelmed with gifts that.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: She takes multiple days to open them.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: I saved some for good birthday.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: You should. You should.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: She didn't open up, no, she she didn't ask me
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: to open them. They just sat under the chair. I
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: was like, I'm giving them to.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Her for her birthday.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: That's perfect, That's as you should, because it does get overwhelming.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: I told you we used to cry, me and my brother,
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: my parents when it was just us two and all
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: the five of us, Me and my older brother.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my parents, we'd come downstairs there'd be.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: So many gifts under the tree, and my mom and
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: dad said halfway through we'd be so overwhelmed and like exhausted,
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: we'd just start crying and then it was a nightmare.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: And they'd like force us to open.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Them because they're like, we bought all these gifts from Santa, right, yeah,
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: yeah again.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: I just think there's so much pressure for holidays and
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: like what you're going to give people, and I don't
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: enjoy it. I got Ocean a lot of stuff. She
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: didn't seem to want to open much else. So I'm sorry,
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go out and re and buy a
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: bunch of others stuff that she's gonna get overwhelmed. I mean,
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: I know the drill now like I've seen. Can I
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: be completely honest when I would buy things for her
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: when she was like a little tiny tot, such a waste.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: All she wanted to play with was like the tupperware
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: and the locks that it comes in. So for me,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, if she's not gonna I'm
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: not gonna go out and be wasteful, right, these are
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: gonna be recycled into her birthday.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: I like that, And I think I like experiences over gifts.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Kyle and I try and do that too.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: I think that's a good Wait, do you guys have
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: like a cap like a limit on.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: We do if we are doing gifts.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: So this year was the Hawaii trip was our like
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: we both just were like, we're going in on the
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: Hawaii trip, that's our gift.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: And then we did small like stocking things.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: So stocking was always my favorite.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, stocking was cute. So we had something to wake
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: up to and little gifts to open. But usually every year,
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: like last year, Kyle and I did five hundred dollars
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: per person and we said, don't go over five hundred,
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: and that's like gifts and stockings. So it's like we
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: have a few little things to open and it's that's cute.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: It keeps us on budget, and it was, Yeah, it
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: was just fun.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: I love that.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: The other gift that I did get though, from Jessica
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: is this She hasn't.
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: Taken it off all week and you guys.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: It's gone. It's freaking huge.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: She gave it to me.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: I think it was a Friday, and my mom and
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Easton went to Palm Springs over the weekend and they
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: came back and I came down the stairs this morning
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: and my mom.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Goes, have you washed that? I said, well, have you
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: been home?
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Because you know, Lisa does the laundry, and not to
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: say I don't know how, because I do know how.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Well sort of.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: There was this one time that my mom was gone
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: and the laundry basket filled up. So I the laundry
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: and I was so proud of myself, and so when
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: she got home.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: She was like, you did all the laundry.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I have just like one more
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: load to do, and I'm like putting it in and
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: like filling.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: The thing up.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: But she was that's not a laundry detergent, that's fabric softener.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: And that's what I had been using on all the clothes.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: So I softened the clothes, but I didn't quite wash them.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: No, no one wants me to do anything like domestic,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: anything domesticated.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: You don't want me to do.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Neither of you know how to wash clothes.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I just why would I need to? Oh, if someone
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: else is going to wash them for me, why would
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I need.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: To wash them?
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: You were taught growing up?
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: No, I once I moved out to LA because my
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: mom didn't have us do laundry.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: She thought it was a waste of water if we
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: did our own.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: If you did little loads, yeah, Like she just come
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: to the.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: Room and just say like, hey, do you have any whites,
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: blacks colors? Yeah? Can you bring them to me and
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: I'll do it.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Here's my question, though, what if you guys had like gone,
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: let's say you went ended up going to college and
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: lived in a dorm alone.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Would she have taught you right before that?
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: I'm sure, Okay, I mean I knew how to my
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: mom did my laundry, but like I still knew how.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: To do it.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: No, you guys, when I moved out to LA, I
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: didn't have it. I lived by myself for like a while,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: so yeah, I know how.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: To do laundry. It's just then I moved into the
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: other house.
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like laundry better. There's something about even
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: her doing my laundry in Palm Springs feels so much better.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Moms just know how to do the laundry.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it like smells cleaner and it's not as sprinkle. Yes.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: The laundry comes out different when mom does it. I
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: do my own, but it's it doesn't feel the same.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: You were at the EM's last night.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: How crazy is that you haven't even talked about that.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: I was going to get into it, and then I
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: realized we're twenty two minutes into the podcast and we
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: should probably deep dive.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: We had the Emmys.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I wore a beautiful Vautier tuxedo gown.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: It was so stunning, it was amazing.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Thank you t T.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: We did the hair exactly, so Jessica and I went
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: to All Bright. We did the fit and whatnot, and
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I sent the picture over to Bradley and was like,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I feel like this hair. And the hair was kind
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: of a hot mess. I'd run a brush through it
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: and taken.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: A hat off.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: It was just natural.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: It was just natural, and I was like, I kind
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: of like the vibe of it being just kind of
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: like tossled with a cute little hoop earring, Vautier shoes,
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: a Ya cell bag and it just felt very like
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I googled what does one wear to like the Creative Emmys,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: and everyone seemed to dress like pretty cool, chill, edgy,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: chill and edgy. It's not like ball gowns and glamour.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: Like, it's not the Oscar kind of kid.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Cutty was there, you guys.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: I didn't see him by the way I sat next
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: to La brought me.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: He was so low, he had the best seed in
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: the house. He got to sit right behind Carol Burnett.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Oh that's where he was.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: I looked that way, but I saw Carol Burnett and
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: was just like eyes wide locked on her.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was pretty wild because locked on Cutty.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I didn't know no, because I had to present and
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Schwartzy texted me this morning. Okay, so I was so
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: nervous and Schwartz is like, I've never seen you nervous before,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: and I go, let me tell you something.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Shorts.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Every time I'm asked to like present something or read anything,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I literally say to myself, never again, never again hosting events.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I'm like, every single time the period before I go,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I'm never doing this again. It makes me too freaking
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: nervous beforehand, it's not worth it. And then here I
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: go committing again because I was like, I can't turn down.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: What's it called?
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Oh present?
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Thank you here, thank you?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: T T and Jess Law I replayed being on stage
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: when I woke up, I honestly was not nervous at
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: all until I made eye contact with Kid Cutty. It
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: was like a millisecond, but I could tell his face
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: was reading who.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: The fuck is this guy?
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I mean, to be fair, he
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: kind of always has the who the fuck are you
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: look on his face and it's so but I had
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: to avoid the fact that he was there. I had
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: to just look dead at the teleprompter. I could not
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: scan the room because I would have thrown up.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: You.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: It seemed so natural, casual when you were reading. It
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: was funny, it was great.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: So when we were practicing we go to walk down,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: it's just like this little like walkway, just a little tilted,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: and so I grabbed Schwartzy because I'm like, I'm probably
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: gonna hold onto you. When we do this, we start walking,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: he almost slips and falls on his ass and almost
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: takes me down with him. So I already know no, no,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: because this was during practice, and then they told him
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: a million times. Schwartzy stopped leaning into the microphone because
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: that's why we have the girls here, and we're gonna
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: have you guys micd.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: So cut to.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: No one falls.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: We're actually presenting, and Schwartzy keeps leaning into the microphone
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: and blocking Sheena's face.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, poor Sheena. Did she say anything or nice?
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Actually, she was like, what in the world, why did
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: you keep doing that?
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: You like cut out my face for most of the
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: camera time.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: He that's hilarious.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: And I have a video of it because you brought
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: it up last night and then I, uh, I watched
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: and I had a video of it speaking of that.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: So I saw him and I did.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: Mention the tiger thing Schwartz. I didn't talk to Sandival, okay,
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: but I saw Schwartz and I was like, Hi, good
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: to it, because he's always so nice to me. He's
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: always been just very nice. And I was like, Hi,
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: good to see you. And I give him a hug
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: and then I was like, oh, yeah, I forgot Schwartz,
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: why would you go visit a tiger? And he's like, well,
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: I technically didn't, but yes I was there, and he
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: was like and yeah, no, I realized it was like
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: a mistake and we weren't even thinking and he kind
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: of just what what you would think? He said, and
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, okay, did you say anything to
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: either of them about it or not?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I did you did? I just couldn't help myself. Okay,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I forgot what I said. But I was like, so
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: are we finished, like supporting abusing tigers or something like that.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: And then apparently Sandoval as he walked away, like someone
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: said to him, like, wait, you went to see tigers
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: and he was like yeah, and it was awesome, it
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: was beautiful, and that I did not appreciate.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: If if he would have been like I know, I
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: just I was not fully educated. They said it was
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: a sanctuary. I bought into it because Peter did write
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: him a letter that was like I felt very heartfelt.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: It was very educational, spreading knowledge and not judgment. And
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: for him to have like the reaction of like I
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: still don't care really rubbed me the wrong way, and
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: I think it would rub a lot.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Of people the wrong way.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: But I think because it is such, it's very difficult
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: when you go places like that and they're advertising that
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: they are a sanctuary or they you know, take animals
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: in who would have died otherwise, and then they donate
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: a portion of their proceeds to.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: You know, saving the other tigers.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: The biggest thing is you know that it is not
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: a sanctuary if you can interact with the animals.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: See I didn't know that, by the way, and Lawla
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: told me that.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: So if you can touch the animals, feed them, pet them, even,
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: it's not a sanctuary, right.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Or like let's say, if you go to a water park.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: That claims that they're a sanctuary, but they're having the
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: dolphins do tricks or wave at you, right, not a sanctuary.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, good to know.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a sanctuary is a place where they are as
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: close to their natural habitats as possible, right where you
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: can look at them, but they're out doing their things
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: if you do not even exist.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's good to know.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: That's such an easy for anyone who's like, well, I
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: want to I was here and it said it was
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: a sanctuary.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: That's the quickest way to know that something is BS. Yeah,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: it's just no if you can take a photo next
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: to them, or someone's putting their paw on you, or
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: they're telling flipper and wave at you, not a sanctuary
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: aboard mission.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so there's that.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: Well, besides that, I think you all did amazing last night.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: You all looked incredible. What an iconic I know you
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: didn't win, but what an iconic group to be nominated with.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: I had chills, Like Ryan, it was Wrexham Welcome to
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: Rockham that one over It was like Best Unstructured Reality
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: TV Shower.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: And then there and they were also nominated in our category.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: For I believe it was editing.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, Best Unstructured Editing.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: I've heard nothing but great things about Welcome to Wrexham.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: It's well.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: By the way, they made a hall last night.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's Rob McElhoney and Ryan Reynolds show.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, they made a hall. I mean I think how
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: many awards use it they took? We saw we saw
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: them take them three.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, three or four?
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: Wild?
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: But even just to be nominated with the people you
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: were nominated and then like what was the other one,
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: the one you like that was in your best unstructured
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: it's like, uh the show where it's always like storms
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: and what's it.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Called dead Deadlis catch.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: It was incredible, so I'm so proud were Oh yeah,
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Ruaul drag Race they made a hall too, uh and uh,
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: Queer Eye, I think they won. I'm not gonna Queer
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: Eye made a huge hall.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Was it their first time winning?
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know because I was gonna just state that,
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: but I didn't know.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: But either way, j VN and that group was just
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: so emotional and excited.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: It was so beautiful to see.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: How many did Rube Haul win though I don't know.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize they made a hall.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Well that really Rue took home and at me really
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: uh huh, that's amazing, And then I thought they I
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: thought I saw that they took home one more, but
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I could be making I was at Daily Mail, okay,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: and I thought I saw like the production.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Okay, either way, I mean, do you feel proud? Like
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: did you feel being there like wow, this is incredible?
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: How did you feel?
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: I felt like I was having imposter syndrome?
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: You did, yeah, which I never It's a rare occasion
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: that I ever have that. But then when you're actually
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: in the room and you're seeing people like Carol Burnett,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: or you're seeing people who participate on creating like SNL,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: that's a pretty crazy lineup and those are amazing people
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: to be in a room with, especially when you think about,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: like I just play a montage in my mind of
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: like me taking my top off or me yelling Bambi
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: eyed bitch, and you know, I start getting like a
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: little bit embarrassed, like do I belong here?
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: But then you have people who are like top of the.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Food chain making incredible content. They are like top of
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: their game, right saying like your show is brilliant, And
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: then you go, Okay, maybe we do belong here.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Maybe we do, maybe we don't. I guess it depends
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: on who you ask. But it was like a surreal experience,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: a humbling experience. And also just like to hear Vander
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Pump rules in the lineup of all of those other
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: great shows, it's like, holy shit.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys were incredible. You killed It was so
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: amazing to be there, and thank you for taking me.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: It's your date.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: You will probably always be my taste so you're welcome.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Amazing.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: I oh, that's okay with Kyle of course.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: Speaking of Kyle really quick, there was a horrific thing
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: that happened, and he said I could share it on
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: the podcast other day weekend Saturday. It's like a cleaning
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: day for mostly Kyle, but me too.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: I help.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: I walk into the bathroom and I open the shower
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: to I had bought new face wash to put face
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: wash in there, and I see the toy lit plunger,
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: toilet plunger in the bathtub, just sitting there.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: So I go, I'm shook. I'm shocked.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: There's a toilet plunger where we wash ourselves. So I
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: our toilet plunger. So I am horrified. I run out
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: to Kyl. I said, there's been some kind of mistake.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: Maybe someone broke in and put the toilet plunger there,
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: because sure you wouldn't do this.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: And I was like, and he goes, what what what
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: do you mean?
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: I was like, the toilet puner is in the bathtub
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: where we shower and bathe and bathe, and he was like,
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: so casually he goes, oh, yeah, that's the that's the
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: plunger I use to unclog the bathroom drain when it's
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: like clogged or so, when it's like the water's going
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: down slow, the toilet plunger you no, No, he uses
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: the one that is used in the one that unclogs
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: the ship.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: He's also us and.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: To unclog my hair.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: I just had to make that point.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Cry. I called my parents and I put them on
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: speaker and I was like, you guys, that have to
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: talk to him. He's losing it.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: They were like, my mom did agree with me. My
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: dad was like that's fine.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: But Kyle was like, what who cares it?
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: Like soap washes down the germs anyway, So he's keeping
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: the stance of that. A toilet plunger is fine to
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: unclog your bathroom or your bathtub.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: And I think it's the most horrifying thing. I told him.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: I ended up buying a new plunger, by the way,
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: just for the shower.
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: Okay, then will you tell me I'm agreeing with you.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: I agree with you.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: I don't you don't put the ship plunger into where
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: my clear my clean.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: Well that's the thing.
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: If you did put that under are not ship.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: But like there's there's.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Like feces and bacteria.
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: I got it, and.
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: Then you're putting it in your shower. That's the other thing. See, no,
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: I'm on your side, thank you.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, I don't take back.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: You should put a lot of clorox in the bathtub,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: believe Oh no, everything disinfected like crazy, the gloves on.
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: Because that's the other thing. I want to know if
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: if men sit to pee at home base?
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I saw this in the notes. What made
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: you talk about this?
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: Because I sit to pee and all the time.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, we talked about this the other day.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: Said yea, no home base only. So here's the thing.
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: I sit to pee. When I tell people that, most
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: people are like, I'm not a woman. I stand to you.
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: Check check yourself, because I don't think you will understand
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: well standing up?
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh you like that splashing all over you.
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: If I'm at a if I'm at Sofi Stadium and
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: I'm in a stall with a toilet, I'm standing standing.
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: If I am at your house, I trust your house,
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: my house. I'm going to plot my ass now and
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna sit and pee because I'm gonna enjoy the
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: little things and sit.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: I love a good break, love a good set.
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: Number two, I'm not gonna splash everywhere and number ship
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: and then walk around the house. When I ask people,
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: it's my first take on dudes, I'll be like, do
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: you stand up to pee when you're at home in bed?
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: Like to get up? And they'll be like, yeah, I'm like,
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: you pee it.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: It does splash you, guys.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: It does splash in anybody.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Spend to men's houses where I'm like, discuss that I've
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: been into bathrooms where by the way, I squat. Oh,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: I squat usually when I pee in other places that
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: are not my home right, And I'm telling you I'm
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: splash splashing se Well.
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: Here's the thing, and any guy is lying if they've peed,
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: I'm not kidding you.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: This is why I sat to pete.
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: I was peeing one night and I felt it get
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: on my feet and I got in the shower and
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: I fucking sat from then on out.
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: And every guy who I ask him like do you
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: stay and they're like yeah, I just stand.
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: I'm like, you are getting piss on your feet and
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: then crawling into your bed.
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm opening doors.
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: So yes, I sit to pee because I'm clean and
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: I want to Other people.
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: Do because I feel like I'm just opening doors.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Have other guy. If other.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: You sit to.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: Pee, it's good for you. You get to sit down
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: and you're.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Not you you have a soul. I'm going to tell
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Kyle's got to start sitting.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: To the sounds like Kyle needs to start doing a
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: few things.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like not basically shipping in the bathtub, which is
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: pretty much what.
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: Was Really what he did is no different than him
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: just squatting over the drain in.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: The shower because I.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: Sit in Oh my god, you do what.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: I've been really fucking tired and I just want to
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: take it.
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: It's a freak. Yeah, no, I turn the shower.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: You can technically drink your own pea if you like.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: One time you boil it.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: No, one time, Easton, one hundred and twenty seven hours.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Have you never seen it?
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: I thought you had to boil your urine to.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: Drank his own pea. He drank his own pee.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: I thought once and then it filters through and you
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: can't drink it.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Who knows, I'm never going to be drinking it, So
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: I don't think we need to be talking about that. However,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: there is a property in urine that is anti bacterial.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: That's why you pee on jellyfish wounds.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: Correct. I thought that it was, and you do that.
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: It's not a myth.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: That's probably no, it's not a myth.
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: Trust me. If I ever get have I peed.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: On myself peede on someone when they got stung by jellyfish.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: I don't hang out with a crowd that's usually swimming
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: where jellyfish will be.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, you know.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: I hang out with the people that are like we.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: Beach.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: We're like beach, beach, we beach.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: I saw that, by the way, It's incredible movie. And
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: from there.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: My new song that I will immediately cry when I
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: listened to is Billie Eilish?
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: What was that?
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: And I know that's cliche?
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Billie Eilish? What was I made? For the song that
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: plays during the montage of Barbie? I just Chelsea, no cry.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: I bought my eyes.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: Out, ball your eyes out, can see Barbie.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, I got Ocean a Barbie dream house for Christmas?
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Does she love it?
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: And she opened it? I got a Bobby Dweam house.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: I got a Bobby Dweam house.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Mom from was that from Santa or it was.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: From Santa It was yeh, she likes him now it's weird.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: And guess what she didn't tell anybody about the cookie
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: that Santa ate, which she decorated a cookie and it
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: was like the front of a gingerbread house. It looked
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: like someone. It looks like Santa got murdered inside the house.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: How she decorated it. But the only thing she talked
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: about to people because we chewed up carrots and then
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: put raisins outside, so it looked like the because we
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: left carrots for the rain. Then it looked like they
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: ate them outside and then pooped. And she was so
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: cute at she is telling everybody that the Wayne day
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: I Decauwit's and they pooped outside.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: They pooped. That's she loved it. It was so cute.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: That was her favorite part.
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the only thing she brought up.
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I love she even like when we she went
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: because they showed her and then she came back inside
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: and then we opened one gift.
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: She looked at me, come see the poop.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, very into it. I've been off the gram. I haven't.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: I deleted uh the Instagram app before the holiday, and
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: I really don't have a desire to get.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: On it for a minute.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: You don't use it from my phone because we really
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: have to post a picture of the Emmy dress.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: No, we can do that, but I just don't. I
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: kind of want to be in a bubble right now.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: I love that? Is that?
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Do you feel does it feel peaceful? And you're like,
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: you're not.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: I feel so peaceful, and I think it's important for
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: me to maintain peace for the beginning of the new year,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: just as we get repped up, you know.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: I love that in the good, good headset.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Y a good headset.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Did you guys watch the finale of Real Housewives of
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Salt Lake?
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: My mind is blown.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Now keep in mind we're recording on a on a Monday,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: the first finale or first time reunion Arizona Tuesday. So
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: by the time you're listening to this, I'm well aware
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: that we've now seen one one reunion, which I'm I'm
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: I'm excited for this. Well, how do you feel do
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: you think she that Monica's as sexy as you thought
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: she was at the beginning?
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Easton?
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's still got a beautiful faces as all of
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: these vultures were attacking her.
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: I can't stand by that one with her doing that.
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: I mean it's to attack them and then to become
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: It's I don't know, it seems like you tried to
• 40:59
  Speaker 6: get on to the show with doing all of these things.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: In my opinion, what a hail Mary by this? I mean,
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: what did you think about if this didn't happen? What
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: would your your opinions of this season on Salt Lake City?
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: Ben?
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: A little bory, right, No, a lot more incredible.
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: It's incredible, And I know it was wasn't Lisa just
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: taking ship or Meredith.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: It was Mary.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Meredith was eating ship.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it was none of her.
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: So no, that's I mean to like keep feeding all
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: of these girls did attack her, and you were kind
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: of behind a lot of it.
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: It's kind of fucked up.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: Well, no, there's there's a screw loose here. You've got
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: a character flaw.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people's homes well stalking, let's just call it what
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Going into the shop with the wine wig and.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: A mask, you looked you looked like.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: You're saying I've never been and then happened the editor's
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: Bravo with the editing.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, like full psychopath.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: Maybe you should be nominated for an editing Emmy's for
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: that episode next year, because that was incredible.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Whoever you are that edited that episode beautiful?
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you my most favorite part is when
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: they're playing the voiceover of Heather being like, are you
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: effing kidding me? And then like you see the camera guy,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: the cameraman's like kas and feet like run over to
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: his camera.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, And one of the producers is like.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Just go in, just go in, and She's like, no, no,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: you guys however, got a little cheesy when she brought
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: them to the beach.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Wasn't digging the ball.
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: It felt like The Bachelor.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: It felt a little batchel a Rose.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Now, what.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Would you have liked them to do? That would have
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: been a little bit less cheesy.
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: I mean I feel like she in my opinion, I
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: feel like she got them all together just so they
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: could gang up on her.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I will well, no, I think she wanted to inform
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: them what was going to be going down at that dinner.
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: But I mean, for me, I would have just exploded
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: at the dinner. I wouldn't even have informed them. I
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: think you would have gotten even more out of them
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: them saying are you serious, Like Angie K how she reacted.
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: She wasn't a part of that beach, and I think
• 42:57
  Speaker 6: Angie K got a huge reaction.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but Angie K, I'm still not one hundred percent
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: because Monica was like, do you want to talk about
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: your involvement?
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: I think the reunion is going to be a.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Wild because now you've got Andy playing referee where everyone's
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: gonna have to shut up and let Monica say. Like
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: at the very end of the finale episode, she was like,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: I think more of the truth needs to be revealed,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: and She's like, and I liked.
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: How she said.
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: I wanted to say more, but I wouldn't be hurt.
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: But I'll have my I'll have my time.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: I was like, no matter what, there's nothing that can
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: excuse what she did.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: No, don't you guys think that ANGIEK though, like because
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: of what it flashed to, It flashed to all of
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: the well not all of them, but a lot of
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: responses from the housewives like this is hilarious and like
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: basically cheering on not knowing it was her, but cheering
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: on that account. So don't you think Angiek's involvement is
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: probably just maybe she was tipping off this account you
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: could have versus actually like blogging for them or being
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: an actually giving them in.
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: For like people, here's the other thing. For a guy,
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: your barber is your therapist.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: That's how it is for chicks.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: Tip, there's what I'm saying. And isn't it Heather's isn't it?
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: What's her name?
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: Yes, Tanisha, Nisha isn't She was a huge part. So
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: you are feeding the one person. It's not a lot,
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: she said.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: Tanisha was the one who, like I've created.
• 44:17
  Speaker 6: How I look at it is Monica's being. She's been
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: honest through the whole thing. Yes, screw might be loose,
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: but she's been honest about being on the account running it.
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: So I'm thinking she's honest about dragging gentry.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: I feel like we need to stop giving people credit
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: for being honest after they've been caught.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: It's like, no, you're not honest. You just we caught you.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: We know the truth.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: So now you kind of have to fess up. Like
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: if she willingly came to these women and it was like, hey,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I've gotten to know you guys, I feel really really shitty,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: then I'm still gonna be terrified of you.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: But in a way I may leave with like, Okay,
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: there's a little bit of hope for you. I think
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: she's insane.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: She's the type of person who rolls up on you,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: murders you, and looks at you covered in your blood,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: being like, I'm not the one that stabbed you last night.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: What But how long did she work for Genshaw or.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: I think it was a couple of years and.
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: Also Genshaw because Genshaw could have done damage to Monica
• 45:13
  Speaker 6: if on that end, because Heather Gay got punched in
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: the face and didn't say anything about it.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: But even if you're what damages Genshaw doing robbing the elderly.
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm saying that, but like she even is making
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: these women scared to say anything.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Well, she was very abused.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: She was throwing like plates and cell phones at her employees.
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: No, Genshaw is not a good p and Monica was
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: the un employee.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: I know, and I did understand.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I did understand when Monica said, don't abuse your employees
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: and you.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Have nothing to fucking worry about.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, Heather and the
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: rest of the women said they would wake up in
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: fear of what this account would would post that day,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: like there was an insider that knew so much about
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: their lives where it got scary and even though some
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: things are not like oh my gosh, this can never
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: get out.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: It's like there are things that are private.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, we're on a reality show, but guess what In
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: reality I don't tell everybody who I'm friends with about
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: my life, right, let alone random people in the world.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: So like, yes, when people say you signed up for
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: a reality show, I think that's very much true to
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: a degree, right.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: Speaking yes, and of that, I am curious, what would
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: you have rather, because you were in this world, truly,
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: what would you rather them have done other than the
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: beach scene?
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: See, there's really nothing else now you can't do it
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: in the house. I think it was the way maybe
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: it was the way Heather like it was dramatic.
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: Heather could have gotten to the point, but her.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Like like standing on the beach felt a little dramatic
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: It felt a little like campy or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the music didn't help it, Like I think, like
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: maybe I think I would have like sat down and
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: waited for them.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: You would have.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: It made amazing, It made a lot of great memes
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: and like it gave the tipe that like littlest bit
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: of cheese.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: That I'm like, okay, we can expect that from like,
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: but it does.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I called Katie and I was like, Yo, did you
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: see that? And she was like, this is why with
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: some people in our group where they're just willing to
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: bring whoever into our inner circle that I can't get
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: down with it. And I was like, you and me both, Yep.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: There's a few people in the vander Pump group cast
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: where they bring people into the group.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, who the fuck is this person?
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like random, random, And at this point you you
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: may not watch the show, but at this point in time,
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: you're familiar with vander Pump Roules.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: You know exactly what it is.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you may not watch it, you may not know
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: the ins and outs, but you know you know that it.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: Exists right right, And if you really want to get
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: in to that group as a friend, there's way. I mean,
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: especially if you live in or near LA. Do you
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: just know the ways to do it? You know of
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: the events to go to, you know, especially if you're
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: a girl and you just pop in and you're nice
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: and all of a sudden, your friends and then who
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: knows what kind of dirt you're digging for counts you're
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: running behind the scene.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I'm sure that most people are very kind, right, Like,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: so far we haven't. Well, there's a few people where
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I'm like, there are only a few people in that
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: room when this was discussed.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: How is it online now?
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: And everyone's like, I have no idea.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Like maybe that friend that you brought in, maybe that
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: friend you know that person?
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Right? Trust no one, no, trust, no one. Terrifying.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: But I am looking forward today.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't wait.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: That's tomorrow, well yesterday now, but for us it's tomorrow tomorrow.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Yay yeaheah, wow, what a fun episode.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Are we doing ache and reliefs this week?
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, let's do an ache and relief Jess? You want
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: to start us off me?
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: Okay? Sure.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: My ache is that I now have to keep short nails.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: You guys can see this is a new thing for
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: me because of jiu jitsu. So I was told that
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: you can't have long nail, which makes sense because you
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: can like poke ice.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: But thank god, I think.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: Everyone they still seem a little long to me.
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: For I asked my coach Josh yesterday, I said, I
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: shortened my nails as much as I have in years.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: And what did he say?
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: I said, are they short enough? And he like felt
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: him and he's a little shorter.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: I do a little shorter.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: He's like, but they are rounded, so that's that's good. Yeah,
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: but no, everyone was afraid to tell me. And then
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: someone pulled me aside and he said thank you. He said, hey,
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: you can't have long nails in jiu jitsu. And I
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: was like, thanks for telling me, but that was my ache.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: So but they're fine. Is it because you scratched his
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: eyes out on it?
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Probably?
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: Probably spar with you.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: Right, He's gonna get is boxing okay?
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: And my relief is that.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: The holidays are over and I'm back at jiu jitsu guys,
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: And I know that it's annoying to hear about jiu jitsu,
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: but I do have a lot of d ms about it,
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: and I'm training for competition and I'll keep it, guys outdated.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Guess what.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: There's one I have to respond to you, and it's
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: called jiu jitsu mom. And she's pregnant and I don't
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: know if she does it well, but she's like into
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: jiu jitsu and she's pregnant.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: I will respond to your DM. I saw it, but
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: I want to put thought into it. So there's my
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: ache and relief. What about you guys?
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: What is yours?
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: Mine? Is?
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: My ache is I've been sick for Lord knows how long,
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: and I keep trying to do things to get over it.
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but the relief is it's.
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: Going to come to an end, and I'm excited for
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: twenty twenty four and all the you know, eggs I
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: got going on in this basket and.
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: See what we can do with it.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: We love eggs, yebody my relief.
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it. Egg is.
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: The sickness relief is end and we're going to be
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: off to a good twenty twenty four.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Who hoo? Right, Yes we sing?
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Are is what I just received? Uh oh, so I signed.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I have the Humane Society send me anytime I can,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: like sign something where it's like, please tell Congress.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: To do X, Y and Z.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: And this one today is La la heartbreaking. New undercover
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: footage at sloth encounters in NY reveals horrible mistreatment of sloths,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: a kangaroo, and other wild animals. One employee is seen
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: hitting a sloth with a spray bottle in a room
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: full of customers. The animals being exploited by sloth encounters.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: That's the name.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Sloth encounters deserve so much better. Tell Congress to pass
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: the Better Care for Animals Act to help protect animals
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: in roadside zoos.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: So I will be doing that now.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Those sloth encounters is who we.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: Shame shame, shame, shame, shame. I hate everyone I you
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: sloths are so gentle and sweet.
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: Every I mean every week my age is stupidity of people,
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: and like it makes it, you know.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: I I've really come to realize I'm not a people person.
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: I'm just.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: More than i'm my people person. But for the most part,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: people really suck. And then when I run into someone
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: who's really awesome, I'm like, you know what I need
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: to tell you. Thank you for restoring my faith in humanity.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Like I really appreciate that, because more times than not,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: we're driving past seven to eleven today, fashion tape everywhere,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: fucking police officers, the guy with the detective notebook building.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: So naturally I use my citizen app and I look
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: it up and someone was stabbed at this location, and I'm.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Just like, you know what, what the fuck? Man?
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: What is going on. Yeah, it's heartbreaking.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: It's all just really really sad. Okay, So that being said,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: my relief is this Skims outfit that just cave me
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: for Christmas. It does a comfy Do you know what
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: I do every night? I get into a warm bath,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: I read my book, I put my lotions on, and
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: then I turn into a puddle in this that makes
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: me into my body and I'm just.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: Like, yes, this is what life is all about.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: And then when I wake up to caution tape where
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: it says updated four hours ago and it's nine am,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: that means, you know what, there is a reason why
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: I go to bed and wake up at the time
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: I do, because nothing good happens in the dark hours.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Pray the night and day after eight pm.
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: Home before the good night.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: People like you want to go out?
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: You want to go out?
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you might as well just ask me if I
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: want to be robbed or murdered. Okay, No, I'm good.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: I'm going home and I'm watching girls on HBM. Anyway,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: thank you guys for listening to another episode of the
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Give Them While a Podcast. Happy Happy twenty twenty four.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: I hope you guys enjoyed the real out So it's
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: a Salt Lake reunion. We'll catch you next week.