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80: Sister Wives Sneak Peek + 90 Day Fiance The Last Resort (S1E1) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Well high raccoons. Hey, welcome to Reality TV Cringe, where we serve
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  you all the trash. Yes, that's fitty eat babe, and I'm here
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  to do just that. Yes, as we watched ninety Day Fiance the Last
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  Resort, my God and I have thoughts and opinions about all that. I
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  know we're going to get into it because we were what's happen. We're gonna
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  be fighting? I don't think so, because the more I thought about it,
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  and the more I saw Ronnie on Instagram and just her like an apparently
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  just spoiler alert, she's already separated from Asuelo. She's already with this new
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  guy. Oh my god, of course, like she sucks, he sucks.
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  He triggers me. We'll get into all of it. Yeah, as
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  to exactly why, but that ship was a trash vie, I mean right
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  up our alley. I was fucking surprised. I was hesitant to start this
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  show about it. I'm better be good deal big, I'm like, it's
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  going to be our and a half long episodes. I'm like, I didn't
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  want to, which I hate. Yeah, and it didn't need to be
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  that long, by the way, it could have been an hour. We
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  didn't need to check in. There was a lot I didn't need Angela and
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  her fucking leggings, oh thank you, and her fucking swimsuit with her.
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  We don't need to see that. No, no, no, we don't
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  need to see There was a lot that could have been left on the cutting
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  room floor. Let's just say but I was thoroughly entertained. I mean comparing
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  contrast with temptation allion, oh my god, or maths yeah, oh go
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  way better. Way. So we're eating now, Yeah, we're eating in
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  this dump stuff. We're happy and fat, that's right, especially especially you.
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  And I think, what do we have? We are recording this on
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  Wednesdays, so we have Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Girl.
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  Hopefully Discovery Plus releases Sister Wives Season eighteen, episode one on Sunday. If
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  they don't, they're going to fuck up our flow. I'm thinking it might
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  be fucking Monday. I know. I keep hearing rumblings and it's going to
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  be on Mondays. And I'm just like, and I guess like in their
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  marketing or their press releases, they're talking about streaming it on Max and not
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  Discovery Plus. I'm pretty sure it's going to end up on Discovery Plus,
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  but it might be first on MAX. And I just canceled my Max because
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  I'm just cancel it. I just paused it so I can have to just
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  have to unpay for it because it's a business expense, that's right. And
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  we'll have to get rid of Discovery Plus because why why does anybody have it
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  if there's no advantage for real, So stupid, But I just hope and
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  I pray to sweet sweet Raccoon Jesus and the Dumpster in the sky, please,
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  the cosmos in the sky, Jesus, please, if you could release
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  Sister Wives in the day, Sunday Day. That way, you and I
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  can just spend the entire Sunday sclaming into the void God, and we can
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  react to it. That way. It's up to date for all of our
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  Raccoon, yes, and not behind God. All right. Before we get
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  into today's episode, in which we are going to talk a little bit about
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  the Sister Wives, before we talk about last Resort, we do want to
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  remind you that this is a dumpster for a reason. Yes, it gets
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  sturdy and trashy and stinky in here, basically because of Beatrice. Yeah,
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  it's mainly my fault. I'm just saying this is a dumpster. We're vulgar.
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  Hide your wife, hide your kids. If you are offended easily,
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  more followers every damn song. I know you're excited. I mean we're growing,
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  We're viral. Oh my god, yes, honey. Also, we
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  have a Patreon Patreon dot com slash Reality TV Cringe. We have two tiers
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  right now, but we're going to be adding more. Okay, yes,
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  more content, more video reactions, more shit. Yes, this podcast in
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  a video form, Yes, for patrons only. All of this is coming
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  up, and we want you guys to get in the dumpster with us.
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  Yes, so go there. Py dot com Slashrieah a dab grinch. We
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  really appreciate it if you supported us on there one hundred percent. We also
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  want to mention that we have a speak pipe. We have been wanting to
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  mention this for I want to say three weeks times too, so like six
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  times. Beak Pipe is essentially a little web page that you can go to.
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  You can enable your little microphone on your phone and you can leave us
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  a message. I think it's up to ninety seconds long. Yeah, I
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  want to hear all of your thoughts, your theories, your conspiracy theories,
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  your Mormon thoughts. Yes, and put it up on there. And so
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  I'll put the link on our link tree on Instagram and it'll be on Patreon
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  as well, so that you guys can go click it and leave us a
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  voicemail and we can play it on our podcast. As long as you're not
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  too rude, Well I'm in. As long as you're not too rude,
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  you can tell little us you rode to the people on the shows that we're
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  cover. Absolutely, but you don't have to just talk about sister wives.
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  You can leave us your thoughts about anything. You can ask us any questions.
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  Beatrice is going to be checking that account. It's not going to be
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  mean. I don't like. I don't like to hear negative feedback. And
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  I can just imagine some raccoon getting all drunk one night and calling us via
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  speak pipe and just laying into me for being fast. And they won't do
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  that. What if they do, do they want and I won't show a
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  TV don't tell me I want I only want to hear the good thing.
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  Yeah, of course, that you're beautiful and smart and amazing and so funny,
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  so speakpipe dot com, slash reality TV cringe link in the description and
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  all those other places. Yeah that Beatrice just said. Yes, last,
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  but not least, bitch. We're on episode eighty. Oh my god,
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  episode eighty. Are you gooding me? No? We have been doing this
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  for almost a year, because I think we started last September. Oh my
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  god, no equipment, just trying to bang it out in the worst way
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  possible, but like getting the ship done. We were just doing it like
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  halfway through season seventeen of Sister As I remember, and we were just lucy
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  goosey because we never thought anybody would fuck Housten to the ship. Little did
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  we know. Yeah, and untapped audience existence, those Sister Wives fans and
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  raccoons. But yeah, so we are on episode eighty. We just want
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  to thank you each and every one of you, especially those of you who
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  come back two times a week or support us on Patreon. Thank you so
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  much for your support. We are growing and we love you. Raccoons.
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  We love you guys so much. Thank you so much. Should we do
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  something special for like episode one hundred. Oh my god, maybe we should
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  do like a giveaway or like merch or something. Oh god, we gotta
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  get our ship together. That's going to be like September or October. I've
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  already had people request merch on our Instagram. What are what kind of mercher
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  we're supposed to make? I mean, we got to talk, We gotta
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  chat, and so maybe something special for our hundredth episode, which is coming
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  up this year at some point. Oh my god. All right, let's
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  get into some sister Wives discussion before we talk about Last Resort first and foremost.
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  As you know, my friend TLC released a sneak peak of episode one
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  Yeah on People on which was one People dot com or something like that,
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  okay, in which we learned a few more things about some of the conflict
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  and arguments that will be going on this season, primarily around Janelle and her
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  casita, her twelve hundred square foot casita that she wants to build. And
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  what's becoming apparent is Cody really never had any intention of letting her build anything.
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  I mean, color me shocked. I'm not taking surprised. It's been
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  evident for years that he's never prioritized Janelle or any of the OG wives because
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  they don't have a breakdance and pussy like Robin. Oh my god, a
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  breakdance and pussy. I think it was like a couple of seasons ago,
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  two or three seasons ago. I think a real term mentioned it. I
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  can't quite remember. Somebody said that they could sell the property for more than
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  they purchased it for. I think from that moment on, Cody never really
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  wanted to build on those lots. Wow. I think he either wanted to
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  hold him and sell and or reparcel them for Robin's children. So weird.
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  Well, you'd think that after all the wives left him that they would have
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  tried to sell it during the height of the fucking market, because that was
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  all like twenty twenty twenty two, right, Yes, so sell it now
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  because the market's going to crash. I feel like, I mean, it
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  sure seems like it has to me. I mean, the mortgage interest rates
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  are at the highest they've been in a really long time, and these sales
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  for houses are really high to they're not going down and inventory is not going
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  down, So like, right now is the time to sell. But they're
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  not selling it. They're holding it for some reason, and I think it's
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  her kids. Wow, fucked up. Well, let's listen to the sneak
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  peak, not all of it. I guess isolated about a minute and thirty
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  seconds worth of the sneak peak, and I posted it on our instagram.
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  So if you want to see the video version, it's on their instagram dot
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  com slash reality TV cringe and we'll play it. Okay, I will say
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  if anything has come out of this crazy summer where I made a gamble,
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  it wasn't awesome, Like, I have a plan? Can you reach them
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  with your long arms? Yeah? I know what the property looks like.
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  I have at least a freaking driveway out of this whole thing. Okay,
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  I wanna see. Okay, Oh my gosh, I'm so excited for you.
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  Are you excited? Yes? Why don't you think you're going to break
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  ground and stuff and a spring? Probably? No? Really? Yeah?
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  And then it takes about for these little houses like six months, six nine
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  months. I think it Janelle wants to build, then she should definitely build.
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  The thing is I know they haven't paid off the property. I don't
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  think we're going to be building on this property by spring coming up with money
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  to pay off. Kay, you pass very difficult coming up with a down
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  payment on house. Not hard. We could have done that, but Janelle
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  was refusing to do that. So it's just small twelve hundred score fee because
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  that's what we can do. That's what we can do with the county.
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  It's Asahana will stay in it while she goes to school or whatever once we
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  build perfect you know, I think the biggest problem in forward movement is just
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  this argument that the family has whether we have the ability to pay off the
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  property or not sequit. He's like, we don't have the money. I'm
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  like, we have the money. We're in the same situation we were in
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  when we gave Christine the money for her house, and definitely when we gave
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  Robin the money for her house. I just feel like nobody's watching out for
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  me, nobody's prioritizing me. It's not a five alarm fire. It's not
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  a five alarm fire. Whereas when Robin needed a home so she could settle
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  her children, it was a five alarm fire and Blody had to persuade her
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  against her better judgment to agree to buy a mansion. Yet, and so
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  here we have Janelle. She has just purchased the RV. She spent the
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  summer in the RV and also the winter but it got too cold. What
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  was the deal there? Probably the summer, I mean, I think she
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  kind of spent like maybe a month's something in the winter, but then was
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  like peace peace out. So she gets her dormitory apartment. We see in
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  the sneak peak that Christine is over in the dormitory apartment and Janelle is proudly
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  showing her the plans, the blueprints for the casita. One of the things
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  I wanted to mention is just how wonderful Christine seems to be, like super
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  supportive. She's got Tarama Tarama from Cody Brown and being in this family,
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  and she knows Janelle probably has some repressed trauma from being in this family.
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  Nonetheless, she is supportive and happy for Janelle and whatever Janelle wants to do.
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  Yeah, it's so great to see and I love that they still have
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  a really good friendship even though Christine's left the family, and it's because Janelle
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  knows that Christine's right and leaving Godi. She's just hesitant at this point that
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  we're seeing in this clip to really just pull the trigger and leave Cody herself.
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  I think yes, And I think that speaks again to her loyalty.
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  Yeah. You know in that people dot Com interview that they did on YouTube
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  that we watched, which I know you put a link for Did you put
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  a link for that? And I put it on our story on Instagram.
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  I just loved the way they interacted together and the way they talked together.
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  But I think Christine said something like, I would support her if she stayed
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  with Cody, I would support her if she left Cody. I just support
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  her, which is really important. And Janelle mentioned in this interview that she
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  left Cody a few times. Yeah, yeah, And she referenced that time
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  that the Browns moved to Utah, but she stayed behind. I want to
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  say it was in Wyoming. I'm not quite sure. I think it was
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  Wyoming. She didn't go with the family, and she was gone for quite
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  some time until she came back. So Christie knows all of this mythology and
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  lure, and she knows like the process it's going to take for Janelle to
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  finally do something and make a move for sure. The other interesting thing that
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  we saw in the Snake Peak is Cody talking about it's much harder to pay
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  off Coyote Pass versus making a down payment for a new home for Janelle,
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  Like he wanted to get her a new home, not build on Kyote Pass,
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  And she's like, no, I want to be out on the property.
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  I want to build. Yeah. I think he's full of shit when
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  he's talking about the money aspect. And I mean, Janelle even says in
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  the sneak peak, She's like, I know we have the fucking money.
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  She's spend the bookkeeper for the family for years, so she knows what the
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  financial situation is like, and even says in this preview, were in the
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  same financial situation that we were when we had to purchase Robin's house, when
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  we had to do Christine's house. So why can't we just prioritize me.
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  Why do you think Cody's hiding right, I don't know he's I don't know,
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  So let's just workshop this. Yeah, maybe he has misappropriated the funds,
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  meaning he's funneling the funds into Robin and his enterprises and or interests.
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  But I would think if he was doing that, Janelle would see because she's
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  like the bookkeeper of the family. Right. The way they set it up
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  last season was that she knew like all of the finances and she was in
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  control of like the taxes, So you would think she would know if he
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  was misappropriating funds. Yeah, but I guess if they're making a good amount
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  of money, maybe she doesn't notice certain chunks, like maybe he's taking like
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  little by little, and so he knows in his brain that the little that
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  he's taking, maybe they don't have the money to put it down, but
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  I feel like they have the money to put it down. He's just giving
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  her bullshit. He doesn't want to give it to her. He doesn't want
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  to get he wants. He's willing to give her a certain amount, but
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  he's not willing to invest in building out this property so to pay it off,
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  which he doesn't need to pay it off. The only reason he wants
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  to pay it off so that they can reparcel it from four into five parcels.
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  Right, And remember last season, Janelle's like, yeah, but I'll
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  put the casita in a way that no matter how you reparcel this, I'm
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  not going to be infringing on anybody else's land. But he still sit now,
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  so it's really not that. Yeah, it's really not about paying off
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  the land. It's about he has no designs to ever build on that land,
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  yep, because he either wants to sell it and make a profit or
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  he's trying to shoulder them out of the land. He's trying to slowly push
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  them out so that way they can just repurpose it into five plots for Robin
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  and her kids. Yes, I think so, because if Janelle uses the
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  money from the family pot to purchase a home for herself, she puts it
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  in her own name like Christine did, then he could say, well,
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  you have your own home, you have your own thing. You don't need
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  Coyote Path. But I think when he was trying to get her to buy
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  Christine's house right and take the money from the family pot for that down payment,
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  he actually wanted to put his name on that house with her. Oh,
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  so he wanted to own that. And that's when she got so mad
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  and her jaw jutted out and she's like, I need something that's just for
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  me. I need my own house. Yeah, like Steve has her own
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  house, like Mary has her own B and B. Right, Oh my
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  god, because she doesn't own anything. That's why she bought that. But
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  that's why we talked about this so extensively in season seventeen. Why is she
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  bought the fucking RV. Yeah, it was a dumb decision, but I
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  mean, at least it's something she owns, I guess, and I don't
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  know, maybe Cody still feels resentment for that too, of like, well,
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  we could have used up for a dome payment on nails for you to
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  pay off the land so I can give it to Rob exactly. That's what
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  That's what the deal is. Yeah, and Jennil's smarter than that. Well,
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  and in this particular sneak peek, she's still believing. She's still thinking
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  I'm building by spring. Yeah, Cody to the camera says, there's no
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  way we're building by spring. There's no way we're building. Ever, So
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  we're going to watch kind of the transit that Janelle goes through from truly believing
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  what Cody has been saying, what he sold them in order to get them
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  from Vegas to Flagstaff. She's going to go from truly believing in that and
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  being loyal all the way to you're manipulating me. Yeah, fuck uck you
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  shut the fuck up. We're over I can't wait. I can't want to
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  see the transit. I want to see the whole process. I mean,
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  do I feel bad for her, but like, she's a strong woman,
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  she'll get her ship together. Yes. The next thing I wanted to talk
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  with you about were the released episode descriptions. Yes, so TLC has released
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  the descriptions for the first two episodes, and I wanted to read them and
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  kind of get your thoughts about it. Okay, are you into it?
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  Yeah? All right? So the first description is for obviously season eighteen,
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  episode one, which releases on the tie. This is entitled No such Thing
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  as a Free Lunch. The description is as follows. Christine has moved to
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  Salt Lake City, but the fallout from her divorce remains. Janelle, Mary,
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  and Robin struggle to plan the upcoming holidays as the family continues to be
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  divided. Then things get tense between Cody and Christine when they sit down for
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  the first time since she left. Oh damn question, why would Christine and
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  Cody be sitting down to have a conversation, to talk about truly, to
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  talk about truly, to talk about testy, to talk about holidays? Yeah?
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  Because remember when Janelle is having that big blowout fight with him where she
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  says, shut the fuck up, you're manipulating me. There was a Christmas
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  tree behind her. It is the holidays. It's the Holidays twenty twenty one,
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  I believe. Oh my god, so we're probably going to see that
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  fight early on then, probably, I would hope, Oh my god.
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  Probably well. And when Janelle was talking in the People dot Com interview on
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  YouTube, which we'll drop a link and we did put it on Instagram,
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  Janelle was talking not like they're separated, but like this partnership is over.
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  I am no longer with my partner. He's like, I don't want to
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  use the word divorce because we were never legally married. Yeah, but it's
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  over. We're done. So we were wondering, and a lot of us
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  were wondering raccoons, whether she was just separating for a period of time,
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  maybe in contemplation of coming back around and healing the thing. Yeah, but
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  I think she's done. Oh yeah, I know she's done. And it
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  seemed like in that People dot Com interview that they were kind of setting it
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  up for a Christine Janelle possibly Mary spinoff girl with them o GE wives,
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  because Christine, you know, she has that cooking show as well, and
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  Janelle guests start on an episode yeah with Christine, So I'm like, okay,
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  are we going to do more of this? Are we going to have
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  another spinoff of just them? That would be awesome. Christine was talking to
• 18:41
  Janelle like are you interested in anybody interested in dating? And Janelle said,
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  not really, not right now. And I would be open to plural marriage
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  again. Yeah, she's interesting, Janelle said, and the People dot Com
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  interview raccoons that she would be open to plural marriage. Well, she said
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  she's not looking for a relationship for at least ten years. Yeah, She's
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  like, I need a fucking break from all this fucking drama. I know.
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  But if and when she does have a relationship, it could be plural
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  again because she really loved her independence in a marriage, which means I really
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  loved that Cody neglected me. Right. I didn't love that he neglected my
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  kids, but I was okay with like being alone because I actually don't like
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  him because he's awful. Yeah, I mean, I'm paraphrasing, but I
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  mean, like Channel, you can have a monogamous relationship where you guys have
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  extended independence, Like there are couples that exist like that. Also, I
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  misspoke earlier. I think I talked about the sneak peek being on People dot
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  Com. It's not, and I think it's on sale. I was referencing
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  this other video that came out to say, because there's been a lot of
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  sister wife stuff coming. Yes, and but you should really go Raccoons and
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  watch the People dot Com interview because you can really feel the friendship, the
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  camaraderie of these two women who have just stood by each other, like no
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  matter what their choices are, what they're going to be doing, they've stood
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  by each other and really been there for one another. Yeah, it's really
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  sweet to see. That's the next show I want to see. Yes,
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  I'm really not interested in fucking Robin and her mansion and figurines. And I'm
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  sorry to say I'm not interested in her children because honestly, she shielded them
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  so much from the cameras that we really don't know them. We're not invested
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  in them, like we're invested in Isabelle, and we're invested in Gwendolyn,
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  and we're invested in the other kids, like we don't really know Robin's kids.
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  And I don't really care about them either, And I don't really want
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  to see Mary on a spinoff unless she's going to be authentic and like live
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  her best life. I'm not into the whole MLM bullshit and the Instagram fucking
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  captions. I like, I don't want to see it. Oh, it's
• 20:32
  unfortunate because she posted to Instagram three days ago and I'm going to be reading
• 20:34
  it in a mole. Oh, I don't think I saw that. I
• 20:40
  usually ignore her posts. Yeah, I know you don't like them. I
• 20:41
  don't like them either, But I feel like I need to develop a little
• 20:45
  bit more compassion for Mary. Yeah, we'll talk about that in a moment.
• 20:48
  But another part of this episode, one description remarks on how Janelle,
• 20:52
  Mary and Robin are struggling to plan the upcoming holidays and the family continues to
• 20:57
  be divided. So I think this is where we're getting Garrison coming in to
• 21:03
  say Robin can have him. I think this is where we're seeing a lot
• 21:06
  of resistance and push back from the adult kids, Like, Nah, I
• 21:10
  don't want to go to the fucking McMansion, right, I don't want to
• 21:12
  go to the Palace of Figurines. I want to hang out with my family
• 21:17
  that I love, ye that actually cares about me and spends time with me
• 21:19
  instead of performative parenting by Cody and Robin. Oh my god, I can't
• 21:23
  believe if that, If that's true, it sounds like Cody is just not
• 21:27
  wanting to spend the holidays with anybody else but Robin and our kids, which
• 21:30
  is just so fucked up to me. I think he wants to and I'm
• 21:36
  not. There was something that I was reading. Yeah, it's the next
• 21:38
  episode. Okay, let's get to the next description because there's there's something here
• 21:41
  that I want to talk to you about. So moving on to season eighteen,
• 21:45
  episode two, which is entitled Thanks for Nothing, Michael. In this
• 21:49
  episode, it is Christine and Cody struggle to keep things cordial. Then Cody
• 21:56
  regrets the family being separated at Thanksgiving, and Payden updates Christine on a situation
• 22:02
  between the kids and Robin, while Aurora gets her ears pierced. Kady reveals
• 22:07
  a part of this past. Let's start with Aurora again. I don't care,
• 22:12
  nobody cares, and I really feel like Cody and Robin are going to
• 22:17
  try and frame their little family so that they can have a bigger part and
• 22:21
  or take over this particular franchise that they want to be featured more. No.
• 22:26
  I think Robin is going to open the doors to the McMansions that people
• 22:30
  can come in and meet her family, but it's too late. Nobody wants
• 22:33
  to How old is Aurora? She's eighteen something like that. Yeah, the
• 22:37
  oldest one. I don't know. I never remember. I think she's the
• 22:40
  eldest. Actually, I think Brianna is the second. I think Aurora's probably
• 22:45
  well in twenty twenty one, she might have been twenty. Yeah, nobody
• 22:48
  cares. And you're getting your ears pierced. Okay, who cares? You're
• 22:51
  going to Claire's at the mall. I don't give a buck. Nobody cares,
• 22:53
  and I'm not interested to learn more about your family. Sorry, and
• 22:56
  your mom sees. I hope you don't insert this bullshit into this season,
• 23:02
  because you already know why we're here and why we're watching. It's not for
• 23:07
  some fucking pierced ears. Nor do I want to hear about Cody's past.
• 23:10
  No, I don't want to hear anything about it. I don't want to
• 23:11
  hear about him trying to play the victim of why he is the way he
• 23:15
  is. I don't give a shit. You destroyed your whole, entire family
• 23:18
  because you couldn't admit that you had a favorite wife, and you couldn't let
• 23:22
  go of the other wives because you wanted to siphon money from them forever for
• 23:26
  you and Robin's dream home. Right, And if you're the patriarch and the
• 23:30
  buck stops with you, then you're the one who fucked up your whole family.
• 23:33
  You got to take that blame. And so this episode description does talk
• 23:37
  about Cody regretting the family being separated at Thanksgiving. So I'm wondering, because
• 23:41
  you just said Cody doesn't want to even see his family, I'm wondering if
• 23:45
  Cody does want to see his family. And now he's seeing the writing on
• 23:49
  the wall because Christine is back in Utah. Janelle is going to make the
• 23:52
  decision to have Thanksgiving and Christmas with Christine and all of the kids together,
• 23:59
  and Cody's going to start to regret the way that he's handled things. Well,
• 24:03
  he probably does. I mean, we've been watching and recapping the earlier
• 24:07
  seasons of this show and seeing the stark difference between circa twenty eleven Cody and
• 24:14
  Cody now and he seemed to have actually cared about his family a little bit.
• 24:18
  It's just he became fucking selfish and self centered and unaware of the damage
• 24:22
  he was causing to everybody else because he just wanted to be with Robin.
• 24:26
  So yeah, I'm sure there's a part of him that regrets it. But
• 24:30
  dude, too little, too late. Yeah, I think if he fixed
• 24:34
  himself, went to therapy, changed his message and his presentation was more loving
• 24:41
  to these children's mothers, even though they are no longer together. That would
• 24:45
  go a long way to mending some of these relationships. Was too much of
• 24:48
  a narcissist, and he's way too proud to do any of that, And
• 24:52
  he's expecting his kids to do that, oh for sure. Yeah, because
• 24:55
  it's everybody else's fault, right him. So the part that says paid an
• 24:59
  update Christine on a situation between the kids and Robin. What do you think
• 25:03
  that's about a girl? I wonder if that's them hating Robin and maybe it's
• 25:08
  causing drama. Maybe she texted them because didn't Robin text Garrison and Gabe,
• 25:14
  Well, Garrison and Gabe called her during the whole COVID Protocol Bonanza and blamed
• 25:19
  her for the reason that the families couldn't be together, and she said,
• 25:22
  it's not me, it's Cody, but it's her, it's her, it's
• 25:26
  her. So I don't know that she reached out to them. I think
• 25:27
  they reached out to her, my God. And I'm also very curious Beatrice
• 25:33
  to see how Gwendolen reviews Peyton's participation in that episode, because she doesn't like
• 25:38
  to talk about him at all. Well, maybe she won't even review it.
• 25:41
  Then if she doesn't like him, maybe we'll see. We shall see.
• 25:45
  So that's it. Those are the two episodes. That's what's coming up
• 25:48
  on the twentieth and the twenty seventh, and Baby, I cannot wait on
• 25:52
  no. I am waiting with bated breath. I'm so excited me too.
• 25:55
  I think we're going to have a sense, we're going to have a vibe
• 25:56
  because we're very to think psychic Rico. Of course, we're gonna catch a
• 26:00
  vibe and kind of see where we're going, at least with the first half
• 26:03
  of the season. And I think, like you said, it's going to
• 26:07
  be the holidays. We're starting off on Thanksgiving, which is where we left
• 26:10
  off, So I think we're going to get right into the bullshit girl.
• 26:12
  Yes, and I'm sure we're going to see a lot of curating by Robin
• 26:15
  and Cody. I'm sure they know how they came off, because Robin's changed
• 26:19
  her eyebrows this season, because I think she's seeing what people are saying about
• 26:23
  them. Really, I didn't even notice. Oh yeah, you'll notice this
• 26:26
  season she's changed her eyebrows and they're not commas, they're kind of filling out
• 26:30
  or better. Well, so when did they film the tell All? I
• 26:33
  think they filmed the tell All in October of twenty twenty two. I think
• 26:37
  the last episode that we saw was from like Thanksgiving twenty twenty one. So
• 26:44
  I'm wondering what they saw by the time they filmed the tell All because I
• 26:48
  think they went into that fucking tell all ready to tell that lie about how
• 26:52
  Cody wanted to get back with Mary but it was Christine who pitched a fit.
• 26:56
  Yeah, but they hadn't yet seen the reaction of people, how nobody
• 27:00
  believed them and how Mary didn't believe them either. Oh. Interesting, So
• 27:06
  I'm wondering now that we have some time, although we're really we're picking up
• 27:08
  right there. We are picking back up in twenty twenty one, So it's
• 27:11
  going to be a while before they realize how shitty they're coming off on camera.
• 27:15
  They are believing that people are buying what they're saying. I mean,
• 27:18
  how can you though, But I mean, if you're a narcissistic person,
• 27:22
  yeah, you kind of believe. All right, now, we're going to
• 27:26
  get onto the Instagram post by Mary okay, because it was covered by all
• 27:30
  the outlets who are just desperate for any Sister Wives news, and so she
• 27:34
  made a recent post and people are kind of speculating what she might mean by
• 27:38
  it. Are you ready? Okay, Okay, this is what she says
• 27:41
  from three days ago. This year has been a season of change for me.
• 27:45
  Oh god, God, I got I'm being more compassionate to Mary.
• 27:52
  A time to look inward, decide what is me now, what is not
• 27:56
  anymore? A time to cherish the past and the memories it holds, while
• 28:02
  also letting go and reaching for my future. Oh my god, it's been
• 28:07
  a time to part ways with all the stuff holding me back, holding me
• 28:11
  down, and what is holding on to me that stuff that doesn't serve me
• 28:17
  anymore, physical stuff, emotional stuff, all the unneeded stuff. Okay,
• 28:25
  that's the paragraph. Though, We've got to go back to a time to
• 28:26
  shed resentment, pain, hurt, even those same emotions of others that I've
• 28:33
  been carrying that are not mine to carry. This is a time to explore
• 28:37
  new things like my vajoina yeah, you know, a lesbian relationship, new
• 28:41
  places, new people, new environments, to discover what is my future.
• 28:47
  And finally, it's a time to create the updated version of me. This
• 28:49
  is the shit I hate. Oh my God, speak to me, Speak
• 28:53
  to me like Beatrice would. Then I can respect you and know you on
• 28:56
  a deeper level. But back to the bullshit. It's a time to create
• 29:00
  the updated version of me, and in doing that, I'm not afraid to
• 29:03
  retreat into myself at times while I learn, create and become all the new
• 29:08
  parts of me. For in retreating, For in retreating and looking inward and
• 29:15
  making a change, that is where my best and brightest self is created,
• 29:19
  the one who can fully love and give insight where appropriate, inspire deeply,
• 29:26
  and have an impact on those around me who can benefit from my stories and
• 29:30
  what I have to share. This is my evolution. Hashtag worthy. Up
• 29:41
  dude, Holy shit, Why do you have to speak in parables or platitudes.
• 29:48
  You're so platitudinal, dude, Like speak in actual words that humans you
• 29:52
  so much word salad to just basically be like, I'm letting go of bullshit
• 29:56
  like you should, right, but she's in your fifties. I don't mean
• 30:00
  to interrupt you. I'm crazy, Go ahead, No, it's just like
• 30:02
  she needs to like let go of this, stop fucking talking about it,
• 30:04
  you know what I mean? Like, either go to therapy like we theorized
• 30:08
  a couple episodes ago when you were liking narcissistic influencers on Narcissistic or whatever on
• 30:15
  TikTok. Just do the work. You don't even a post about show Don't
• 30:19
  Tell, Show Don't Tell. She wants so much to be an inspirer,
• 30:22
  so gross and a motivator, and I'm like, you really have so much
• 30:26
  work to do before you can even begin to inspire people. First of all,
• 30:30
  you have to tell the truth. You have to be authentic. People
• 30:33
  will only ever relate to you when they see you as you are, and
• 30:36
  then they're like, oh, I fucking see myself at her exactly, And
• 30:37
  now I'm listening to you and what you're saying, Oh, and now you're
• 30:40
  telling me how you healed. Now I believe you. None of that comes
• 30:42
  from Mary. And that's the part that always just gets me. It's so
• 30:47
  inauthentic, it's just so surface level. It's like, Mary, you work
• 30:51
  deeper than that. And I'm sure I know she is. You've got a
• 30:52
  good heart, and you you are a good person, and you're hurt.
• 30:56
  Obviously we get that. But Jesus Christ, I'm so tired. And it's
• 31:00
  always like a decoding that we need to do. It's like one sentence that's
• 31:03
  kind of nested in all of these other fucking sentences and or paragraphs, that
• 31:08
  is really saying what she wants to say, which I think is it's time
• 31:12
  to part ways with the stuff holding me back, holding me down, and
• 31:15
  what is holding onto me? Yeah, I wonder what that means. What's
• 31:18
  holding on too well, maybe Robin wanting to bring you back into the family,
• 31:22
  that stuff that doesn't serve me anymore physically, emotional and all the unneeded
• 31:26
  stuff. Time to shed, resentment, pain and hurt, even those same
• 31:30
  emotions of others that I've been carrying, emotions of others that she's been carrying.
• 31:37
  Christine and Janelle. Maybe maybe I mean or Robin, really Robin just
• 31:41
  wanting so desperately for her not to go, or Cody's emotions or lack thereof.
• 31:47
  She's implying that people are putting their shit onto her, Yeah, which
• 31:51
  I'm like, are they though, or are you just not able to deal
• 31:56
  with your own crap? Like I feel like she plays the vic them a
• 32:00
  lot, and it's really fucking annoying because everybody's dealing with bullshit, Like it's
• 32:05
  not just you that was neglected by Cody and you straight up have told Christine
• 32:08
  in the past to just suck it up and deal with over it and look
• 32:12
  at the mountain bits exactly. So to me, I'm like, what are
• 32:15
  you talking about? Maybe she is referencing Robin. Maybe she is talking about
• 32:19
  the resentment with Robin. I feel like it might be that. I feel
• 32:22
  like she was hanging on for a really long time and believing Robin, who
• 32:27
  was like, please don't give up. You know this kid, you can
• 32:30
  build this relationship back up again. Yeah, And who knows what other kind
• 32:34
  of shit she was saying just to keep Mary, who has probably the biggest
• 32:37
  coffers or the most money, like on the hook with Kyote Pass and on
• 32:42
  the hook like maybe they want her to fucking pay off Coyote Pass. I'm
• 32:45
  wondering if that conversation is actually going to come up in this new season,
• 32:49
  like well, before you go, could you just like give us maybe five
• 32:52
  hund thousand like they tried to do with Christine. So I'm thinking, like
• 32:59
  Robin put a lot of emotional manipulation and pressure onto her to stay, and
• 33:04
  I think her guilt kept her there as well. Yeah, I think we
• 33:07
  still have triggered catfish bullshit happening and her guilt around that. And so I
• 33:14
  mean, I hope she's in process. And what I mean by that is
• 33:15
  I hope she is in the process of healing, like she's in therapy,
• 33:19
  like she's doing her self development, and she's becoming aware of how she got
• 33:23
  herself into this situation because it's only her in her life totally. I mean,
• 33:28
  everybody else is trying to influence you, and maybe they're projecting onto you,
• 33:30
  but they can't really change you unless you allow them to, exactly.
• 33:34
  I hope she's in the process of becoming empowered in that. But I fucking
• 33:38
  hate the trite bullshit. It's so fucking in a way, because I feel
• 33:42
  like even with Christine and Janelle, like Janelle doesn't really post personal stuff like
• 33:46
  that on Instagram or on social media in general really, and I respect that,
• 33:50
  like you don't have to make your stuff public, especially if you're dealing
• 33:53
  with a fucking breakup and a breakup of a family. But like Christine,
• 33:58
  if she mentions it or talks about it, she's like very authentic, and
• 34:01
  yeah, she doesn't reveal too much because she knows there's a show and she's
• 34:05
  under contract and all this other stuff. But it's like, Mary, I
• 34:08
  feel like you do this shit on purpose. You do this shit on purpose
• 34:10
  just to get traction from people and just to get attention from people, and
• 34:15
  it's so fucking annoying just be it is so. But like when I say
• 34:17
  I want to develop compassion for her, it's because I feel like she's there's
• 34:22
  this sense of innocence in her and a sense of immatureity, like her emotions
• 34:27
  have not fully matured, Like she was clinging so desperately to this thing that
• 34:31
  she built, that she was the first wife in, like this whole fucking
• 34:35
  thing, she's been clinging so desperately to it, and now she's in a
• 34:37
  season of her life where she's having to let it go, and I feel
• 34:43
  for her. Yeah, I really want to see more from her about that
• 34:47
  for real. You know, I have compassion for where she is, and
• 34:52
  I can see like not knowing how to access the deep waters of your really
• 34:57
  fucked up pain, and so you default to platitudes on Instagram so that people
• 35:01
  can believe you know that you're healing and that you're good, and so that
• 35:05
  they'll buy your six thousand dollars retreat because you have to somehow make money for
• 35:07
  yourself because you're leaving this I get it. Yeah, but I just feel
• 35:12
  like she's capable of so much more. Totally. I totally agree with you.
• 35:15
  That totally makes sense because you're right because she fucking came into this family
• 35:20
  as the first wife at nineteen vergister Virginity to Cody Brown God, and then
• 35:24
  was in a sexless marriage for ten years and then had her catfish scandal,
• 35:29
  right, Oh my god, so humiliating. So yeah, I totally get
• 35:34
  you on I mean, it's not like she was faultless, like she's of
• 35:36
  course blamed everybody. I mean, she's got issues, but like I'm just
• 35:38
  like, I want to see more. I believe there's more in you.
• 35:42
  Yeah, so I want to see more, and I'm going to try and
• 35:44
  develop some compassion. I think this season it might be a little bit easy.
• 35:47
  I hope they give her more screen time too. I do too,
• 35:50
  because she's been kind of hold off in fucking House. But I hope we
• 35:53
  kind of get to see her heartbreak a little bit more. I think it's
• 35:57
  going to be easier for us to have that compassion for because we're going to
• 36:00
  see it all all apart, like the real is it's already been broken put
• 36:02
  the realization for Mary and her soul. Yeah, that this shit is done,
• 36:07
  that he's been done with her. Yeah, I'm going to feel bad
• 36:09
  about that when that happened me too. Anyway, So this Instagram post was
• 36:13
  also accompanied by a picture in which she was wearing like short short squirrel.
• 36:17
  She because when we see her in the fucking sneak peek, I'm like,
• 36:21
  girl, you do not look good. And I'm not here to body shame
• 36:23
  anybody. It's not about her body. It's just like she's swollen, she
• 36:27
  looks unhappy, she looks uncomfortable in her own body. Versus the picture that
• 36:31
  she released three days ago. I'm like, yes, girl, well I
• 36:34
  love that for your first life or the up and get a fucking man or
• 36:38
  woman that rides a Harley Davidson motorcycle. Okay, that's when I put it
• 36:44
  on the vision boards. On the vision board. Put that ship on the
• 36:46
  vision board. All right, I think that's all we have for sister wives.
• 36:52
  So freaking excited, Why don't we take a quick break right now so
• 36:57
  we can run some ads. Keep these lights on, Beatrice. Someone was
• 37:00
  back on the other side to talk about nine to day fucking fiancee. Yes,
• 37:04
  the last resort. All right, all right, we are backbitch as
• 37:10
  hey, let's like change the vibe a little bit. Mormon vibes happening just
• 37:15
  a little while ago. Let's get into some ninety day fuck shit vibes.
• 37:19
  Dude, this dumpster fire. I weren't a believer for it, and I
• 37:22
  don't think I was a believer because I pretty much hate everybody on this cast
• 37:27
  same But I was interested to see what would happen when you put them all
• 37:30
  together, because we really never see that except and tell us, well,
• 37:34
  yeah, and when you were telling me about this initially, I hadn't looked
• 37:37
  up anything about it. I had no idea. It was like a couple's
• 37:39
  therapy type of thing, And you know, I live for that shit you
• 37:43
  do, texting you the other day being like, this reminds me of couples
• 37:47
  Therapy on BH one, And then when I came over here to record this,
• 37:51
  you were watching couples Therapy on Paramount Plus. Yeah, which I also
• 37:55
  love. What's her name, like doctor Orna or something. Yeah, she's
• 37:59
  so based and wonderful. I love that show. So I'm just living for
• 38:02
  this. Yeah, if they get into some real therapy like that would be
• 38:06
  really interesting. But I just can't believe we're going to get anywhere other than
• 38:09
  surface level horseshit. Well, I don't know some of these couples, I
• 38:14
  guess. I guess I'm wrong, because with Kolani Inezuela, we got right
• 38:17
  into some fucking dark places. Yeah, for sure. With the couples we
• 38:22
  I think open with Big Pread and Liz small Head as Yard calls my God
• 38:29
  and they're talking about like the state of their relationship right now, and she's
• 38:35
  nervous that he's going to flirt and call Rose and cheat on her. I'm
• 38:38
  like, how is it possible that this man has this many opportunities to put
• 38:45
  his penis in a vagina, dude or anything else. I'm like, Liz,
• 38:51
  why are you worried about this man? This oath of a person cheating
• 38:54
  on you, pulling ball of a person. And I was texting you about
• 38:58
  this, I'm like, how low does your self esteem have to be to
• 39:00
  be with somebody like big Ed. I mean really, honestly, she's been
• 39:05
  with him for a couple of years, now, how does she She's thirty,
• 39:09
  Oh my god, I'm fifty seven, And I'm like, okay,
• 39:12
  if you're doing this for the bag, I feel like there are so many
• 39:15
  other ways that you can make money. You could get a fucking only fans,
• 39:17
  you could be on ninety days Single Life. Yeah, I mean really
• 39:22
  you could do There's those Ai porn bots on TikTok Okay, you can be
• 39:28
  There's so many other ways. But you can see how she got lured into
• 39:30
  it, right, thinking, Oh it's no, I mean, it's TLC,
• 39:36
  it's I know who big At is. I mean, it's face.
• 39:37
  She still has to fuck this guy. I'm just like to me, I'm
• 39:40
  like, why would you stoop so low? And she do this, she
• 39:45
  calls him daddy in the bedroom. The best part of their relationship is the
• 39:50
  makeup sex, and that's why they break up so much. They have apparently
• 39:54
  passionate, steamy, hot makeup sex, and I don't understand. Look.
• 40:00
  I wrote down some of the titles of the most popular Reddit posts on ninety
• 40:06
  day Fiance Uncensored, and one of the posts was titled I refuse to believe
• 40:13
  Liz is actually having sex with a musen x monster. I totally monster.
• 40:23
  And also how is big Ed even getting laid? I can't even get a
• 40:29
  text back? And also how fucking fat can Ed get this fucking post was
• 40:36
  so funny that one in particular was so fucking funny because he's gotten bigger,
• 40:40
  I know, And I'm just we've made a we've made a pledge not to
• 40:44
  body shame, but it's kind of hard when we go up on fucking Reddit
• 40:47
  and they're just like body shaming the shit out of big Ed. I mean,
• 40:52
  he's a shitty fucking person, So can we just allow an exception to
• 40:55
  body shame shitty person? Feel like we should have better ethical standards that,
• 41:00
  but I mean, I just don't want to acknowledge that we're raccoons in a
• 41:01
  fucking exter and he just he is getting fatter, and it's just like stomach,
• 41:06
  it's just like and like she's you know, she's pretty, Yeah,
• 41:08
  she's pretty. She looks like she is dead inside now, like she used
• 41:14
  to be way prettier when they weren't dating. And on, my girl,
• 41:16
  you are just losing yourself in this bowling ball of a person. I feel
• 41:21
  like she got sucked in because she thought like, oh, I can become
• 41:24
  famous, I don't have to stay with big dig Pread, Big Pread.
• 41:29
  But then she's also got like what seems to be an alcohol problem, and
• 41:34
  she got sucked into this fucking toxic rhythm with this bowling ball of a person,
• 41:37
  and she can't get out, and now she doesn't know what life would
• 41:40
  be without him. I don't get that. I don't get it at all.
• 41:44
  And she says in this episode that apparently they're wanting to move to Arkansas,
• 41:47
  or she's wanting to move to Arkansas. Everybody's trying to get out of
• 41:50
  California. Yeah, closer to be his closer, to be with his family.
• 41:54
  I guess, because I guess Biggett is better when he's around his family
• 42:00
  he's happier, and I'm like, why, why would you want to stay
• 42:01
  with this dude? I don't understand it. I don't get it. I
• 42:05
  don't get it either. Hopefully will learn more as we do a forensic examination
• 42:07
  of their psyche on fucking the last resort, I hope. So then we
• 42:12
  have Kilani and Asuelu checking into the resort and we hear that their marriage is
• 42:17
  hard because of him, yeah, and that there have been a lot of
• 42:22
  issues with infidelity. Azulu apparently is continuing to fucking cry all the time.
• 42:29
  Yeah, And I'm like, is this real? Are these real tears?
• 42:32
  I think? Is he a cry baby guy? I'm sorry, I don't
• 42:36
  want to be too harder. You already look like you are having sympathy for
• 42:38
  Asulu. I've always had a little bit of sympathy to him, though,
• 42:43
  but that's because I think Klanni's a fucking bitch and I think she's always treated
• 42:46
  him like shit. And Azulu is not free from fault. I mean,
• 42:51
  he's dumb, and he's immature as a fuck, and he doesn't know a
• 42:54
  cheat a doll and he's a cheater. We'll get there, I mean,
• 42:57
  you will get We'll get there. Right, So I mean he's not perfect,
• 43:00
  but I mean he's also lazy, and the way he talked to her,
• 43:01
  I don't know, if you were watching, I know they're both lazy.
• 43:05
  They both terrible people. He triggers me in particular, in particular because
• 43:09
  I was married to a Smoan. Yeah, my first marriage is to a
• 43:13
  Smoan. God bless. Mean my then husband was actually born and raised in
• 43:15
  a merc club and his father was born and raised in Smoa. And there's
• 43:20
  just a lot of like traits that I remember, And I don't know.
• 43:28
  I'm just and I my first husband's awesome, and I still talk to him
• 43:31
  from time to time, but I'm just like, oh, I don't like
• 43:34
  usolus. I have cellular trauma, dam Tyler trauma from my first marriage.
• 43:42
  But my god, yeah, I Colani's also a hose beast. She's fucking
• 43:45
  terrible, dude. She's she really is. Oh. Then we have Molly
• 43:51
  and Kelly. And the last time I experienced Molly was when she was on
• 43:55
  ninety day fiance with I think Louise Yes from the Dominican was like twenty years
• 44:00
  old, like all upset because she had owls and shit in her house and
• 44:04
  thought she was a awitchia. Yeah, right, but now apparently she's got
• 44:07
  a new man named Kelly bo I guess was featured when she was on ninety
• 44:13
  day Fiance The Single Life. Oh I never watched to The Single Life.
• 44:16
  I didn't either, so I don't know who this guy is. Yeah,
• 44:19
  but they didn't arrive together, yes, so they're obviously not on good terms.
• 44:22
  I guess he was a copy in NYPD and then he uprooted his whole
• 44:29
  entire life retired to go live with her in Atlanta. And now she's just
• 44:32
  calling him a lazy piece of shit the entire time because he's not working,
• 44:36
  doesn't have a passion. Okay, so here's some context. So this is
• 44:39
  film. The Last Resort is apparently filmed in January of twenty twenty three,
• 44:44
  okay, and the Keys, And in November of twenty twenty two there was
• 44:49
  an incident between Kelly and Molly's daughter Olivia, in which Kelly allegedly assaulted her
• 44:55
  in Molly's store. Now, Olivia has a mouth on her and she's I
• 45:00
  guess, had some inappropriate behavior in her past or she's a bit of a
• 45:02
  free radical, but he like put his allegedly put his hand around her neck,
• 45:07
  pushed her up against the wall, and this or that and charges against
• 45:10
  him for assault. We're just handed down, I think. In July of
• 45:15
  twenty twenty three, check that out. November twenty twenty two, he assaults
• 45:19
  Molly's daughter. January of twenty twenty three, when they're filming this fucking show,
• 45:22
  Molly thinks it's a good idea to pretend to be in an estranged relationship
• 45:28
  with this dude and goes to the Keys to have couples therapy with this guy
• 45:31
  just because she wants fucking clout and more money. Yes, what exactly?
• 45:36
  Fuck, So that's what that is. They seemed like there was something more
• 45:39
  going on, you know, just at the tail, not at the tell,
• 45:44
  at the group therapy session. They were just so fucking weird at the
• 45:46
  bar, Like when Calt walks in and Molly's like completely cold with him.
• 45:51
  I'm like, OK, for all, why did you even come here if
• 45:53
  you didn't want to work on it? Well, now I know you're just
• 45:55
  here for the check And this man literally assaulted your daughter all allegedly. Oh
• 46:00
  my god, that's wild, isn't it. That is wild? So maybe
• 46:04
  that'll come out in some of the therapy sessions. If it doesn't, then
• 46:07
  that's fakery and froddery and I ain't gotten a respect. Same. Next,
• 46:12
  we have Yarra and Jovi, which I feel like they're only on here just
• 46:16
  to make money. A lot of people online are saying that they're only here
• 46:20
  and they're faking a bunch of bullshit too, like that they're actually fine and
• 46:23
  they're actually happy. But I guess their marriage is on the rocks because she
• 46:28
  wants to move to Europe and like, and he wants more kids allegedly,
• 46:31
  and she doesn't want she's not ready and she's got a big secret she's hiding
• 46:37
  from him, which is probably just like I'm on birth control or something,
• 46:38
  or I bought the apartment Republic. Yeah, I mean, is it me?
• 46:44
  Or does he look like he has an Easter Island head? I don't
• 46:50
  want to body ship Easter Island head, just a big fucking Frankenstein hit,
• 46:55
  like a Frankenstein, like a bolt on the side that side. I mean,
• 47:01
  I'd believe it would be believable. Character. They always bothered me as
• 47:05
  a couple because I feel like Jovie takes Yara for granted, and I'm like,
• 47:08
  she dude, literally is literally the most beautiful woman you will ever get
• 47:14
  in your fucking life, and you're treating her like garbage and you're acting like
• 47:16
  such a fucking frat boy when you're like thirty five. Is he the guy
• 47:20
  who goes to strip clubs? And yes, okay, that went to the
• 47:22
  strip club on her their anniversary? Wow? I mean yes, okay,
• 47:27
  Yeah, So he's a douchebag, yes, total douche She's gorgeous, yes,
• 47:31
  and the mother of this child. Yes. And you were telling me
• 47:35
  I think in the last episode that he body shames her on Instagram because she
• 47:37
  dresses like a grandma. I mean, she just dresses classy. Yeah.
• 47:40
  Well, she had posted a photo of a while ago with her titties all
• 47:45
  out and everything looking all bulop. She was, and she was saying,
• 47:47
  Jovi wants me to dress more like this because he thinks I'd dress like a
• 47:51
  grandma all the time. And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking?
• 47:52
  Just to have some bodily agency, Yeah, and you do you boo?
• 47:57
  Yes, sad of like giving your autonomy over to an East Island head.
• 48:00
  And also, she dresses hot all the time, and that's why I'm
• 48:04
  just Like, if Jovie's really saying that kind of stuff to her, even
• 48:07
  jokingly, that's gonna give her a fucking complex. Did you see the preview
• 48:09
  though, when they're in the hotel room and she's yelling at him about having
• 48:15
  somebody in their bed, Yeah, and like texting somebody else. So if
• 48:19
  he cheated on her, he's such an idiot, such a dummy. God.
• 48:22
  Last, but not least, your favorite in mine, Angela and her
• 48:28
  virtual boyfriend, her virtual husband. Yeah, yeah, give him his props.
• 48:31
  They're not fucking This is so stupid. Oh God, I don't care.
• 48:37
  I don't like you. I have no sympathy for you. You look
• 48:42
  terrible. Yeah, you look on United States America television three girl, you
• 48:47
  look weird out. But she's a sexy meme, all Delia. She's so
• 48:52
  sexy s E K x I. That's her ski or XI. Oh my
• 48:58
  god, that's her necklace. Literally, So I mean, I love for
• 49:00
  a late in life feeling yourself moment. Sure, yeah, I look fucking
• 49:04
  good. I'm feeling myself, super confident, but it just feels so forced
• 49:07
  to me because and here's where I have to ride the lightning, because I
• 49:12
  don't want to say anything terrible, But like, come on, lady,
• 49:15
  I mean, I think you're fifty five to sixty. I feel like you're
• 49:17
  that in and of itself. And look at Mary Ann Williamson. I mean,
• 49:21
  really, the way she looks fantastic. She's in her seven or seventies.
• 49:23
  It's not like it's not possible to be a hottie later in life.
• 49:28
  But Angela, this is not a good look. No, not, especially
• 49:30
  when you have Sean Robinson who's always the head of the teet. She's sixty
• 49:34
  and looks her arms our goals. I know her skin, I want her
• 49:38
  skincare routine. But like, Angela, shut the fuck up. You're not
• 49:43
  hot. I'm sorry, Okay, I'm not gonna go mean, stop it.
• 49:46
  You're not hot, that's all we're saying. But I mean you're also
• 49:50
  most important, you're not a good person, That's what I mean. And
• 49:52
  I feel like in this episode they're trying to make her like have a connection
• 49:57
  with Kolani, I know, try to have compassion for other people's experiences,
• 50:00
  where we know she's incapable of having empathy for anybody I know, And that's
• 50:05
  part of the reason why I hate Colanni too, is like Colanie's like,
• 50:07
  that's my real tight homegirl, and I'm like, really then, a seriously,
• 50:12
  like you are judged by the people that you associate with. I mean,
• 50:15
  whether you like it or not. Yeah, please don't say that you
• 50:17
  guys have a lot in common. That's terrible. I mean, that's a
• 50:20
  bad look. Girl. So Angela has also brought her divorce papers what she
• 50:24
  printed off the internet like five minutes before she got on the fucking flight to
• 50:28
  the Keys, which aren't even real, and it's just another threat so she
• 50:30
  can take advantage of poor my cow and act like she again doesn't have any
• 50:35
  issues. She even jokes about this when she checks into the hotel. She's
• 50:37
  like, yeah, we're here for Michael because he has issues and I'm perfect.
• 50:42
  Yeah, I don't have anything. We gotta fix him, not me,
• 50:45
  Yeah, not you, And you're abusing abusive behavior. She's terrible.
• 50:49
  Yep, Okay. So after they get checked in, everybody goes to the
• 50:53
  bar. I don't care. Colanne and Angela have a moment where they're commiserating
• 50:59
  because my cow has had an affair online. Yeah, and Aswelou has had
• 51:04
  a physical affair where and his dick was in somebody's body and or mouths,
• 51:07
  and they feel very bad for one another, and I'm like, I don't
• 51:10
  care about either of you. I don't care about either one. You're both
• 51:14
  terrible. People feel like there's a reason maybe the men don't want to be
• 51:16
  around you, and that's terrible and I'm not and please, that's the truth.
• 51:20
  Far be it from me. I don't infidelities terrible. Of course,
• 51:23
  families, yes, but these two women are so fucking toxic. It's like,
• 51:28
  please, I mean, can you just have a little bit of self
• 51:30
  awareness and be like, why does my husband hate me? Like, I
• 51:32
  don't know, I just I don't know. I'll get to it. No,
• 51:37
  No, I'm not victim blame you are? You are? You're victim
• 51:40
  blame. No, you're not. I know you're not victim Dario. Next
• 51:50
  we get to the group therapy with like some fucking menagerie of psychologists. First
• 51:52
  of all, I thought that one was Jenny, we do. I thought
• 51:55
  it was Jenny who lost a lot of weight. Oh my god, I'm
• 51:58
  like, Jenny, you look great, I know. And then a couple
• 52:00
  of other people I don't know who they are. I mean, okay,
• 52:06
  online university, everybody sits down, and Molly does not sit down next to
• 52:12
  Kelly, but she does flash or beaver. She does. Did you see
• 52:15
  that picture? I sent it to you on Reddit and they kind of blurt
• 52:17
  it out, but they didn't blurt it all the way out. She's got
• 52:20
  a full hotest bush girl, so she like did a Sharon Stone and her
• 52:24
  legs were a little bit open when she sat down, and and she's got
• 52:29
  no underwear on, and honey, you can see it girl, And honey,
• 52:31
  I don't want to see it. No, I don't want to think
• 52:34
  about it. I don't want to know about it. Who yikes. But
• 52:37
  Molly doesn't want to sit next to Kelly because maybe he assaulted your kids.
• 52:42
  Yeah, we're going to start there. No, we're not going to start
• 52:44
  there. When we have the conversation, first of all, the therapists move
• 52:47
  Molly over next to Kelly. Yeah, And then they're like, what's this
• 52:52
  all about for Heli? And she's like, well, I just didn't even
• 52:55
  think about it. I just didn't want to sit next to him. He's
• 52:58
  just like, well, I don't want to sit next to you either,
• 53:00
  like they both like hate each other. Well, and he's like, I
• 53:01
  don't know this woman. Yeah, like, what do you mean? Okay,
• 53:06
  what do you mean? You know? Why are you here? Then?
• 53:07
  I mean, make this makes help us to help you make this make
• 53:09
  sense? Yeah? And I mean I don't know what has happened between them.
• 53:13
  I don't really care because I never really liked Molly. Always thought she
• 53:15
  was kind of crazy too. She's insufferable. Yeah, and she is kind
• 53:20
  of like an angela where like she demands so much out of her younger men.
• 53:23
  And I think Kelly's younger than her is me. I don't know,
• 53:27
  she's forty seven. I don't know how old he is, but probably probably.
• 53:30
  But like, I just feel like she demands so much out of other
• 53:32
  people without taking any kind of person. She's like a boss bitch. She's
• 53:36
  got her own business and she's been doing it for herself and her kids for
• 53:38
  a really long time. She's a fucking homeowner. She's got her ship together.
• 53:42
  So if you don't come correct form miss Molly, yep, I mean,
• 53:45
  she's going to dog you out. But why do you keep picking dudes
• 53:49
  who don't come correct? Now? Granted, this guy worked for the NYPD
• 53:52
  and he retired I guess with a full pension. Yeah, but apparently as
• 53:57
  soon as he moved to Georgia to be with her, he just stopped doing
• 54:00
  anything, just watched reality TV ironically, yeah, which is kind of funny.
• 54:04
  How dare you call me out for that on a reh it? But
• 54:08
  I'm like wondering how true that is? Like, maybe he does. He's
• 54:13
  the type of guy that tries to help and tries to do things. And
• 54:15
  again, it's not good enough for her, It's right the way she wants
• 54:19
  it to be. She's super independent. She's like, no, I got
• 54:21
  this, I know how to do this right. Yeah, And so she's
• 54:23
  very critical of him. But for her, she's like, yeah, well,
• 54:27
  as soon as you retired, like you didn't do anything, and I'm
• 54:30
  not attracted to a dude who doesn't do anything. And he's like, yeah,
• 54:32
  well you talked down to me like I was one of your employees.
• 54:36
  And there's just nothing here. There are no raw materials on reals for me
• 54:40
  to understand why these people are even on the show much list together if they
• 54:43
  really are, I mean, they seem like they fucking hate each other.
• 54:45
  And if that is true that he assaulted her daughter, I mean, why
• 54:50
  would she like him? Well, and that's why I had to go fucking
• 54:52
  researching and poking around with my fucking raccoon nose, like who are these people
• 54:55
  and why are they together? Well, the reality is is that they're not
• 54:59
  m so it's just fake and veteran. I think it might be faking and
• 55:01
  frautering lame. We shall see so next, and finally we get to Klanni
• 55:07
  and a Sulu girl. I mean, why don't you start with this because
• 55:12
  I know that you were super mad at Kolani because she's an odious person,
• 55:16
  Like she's a fucking hose beast, She's terrible in every way. Yeah,
• 55:21
  and I can't stand a Sulu. Why don't you give us your perspective?
• 55:24
  Well, Kalani triggers me the same way a Sulu triggers you. It's because
• 55:29
  she reminds me of somebody that I know in my life who acts like this
• 55:31
  and me really fucking bothers. No, not you. I have no contact
• 55:36
  with this person. Okay, all, so I don't talk to this person
• 55:38
  at all. But Kolani is the type of person that hurts people when she's
• 55:44
  hurting, and I don't like that kind of behavior. I think it's hell
• 55:45
  of fucking immature. Sure, but in the group therapy session, it's revealed
• 55:51
  that the infidelity is from a Sulu. I guess he started it because he
• 55:54
  went to Samoa visiting family and he got drunk and he kiss somebody and then
• 56:00
  he let somebody kiss his peepee and he got oral thrush and it was nasty,
• 56:05
  and he lied about it to Killanni. That's what she said that Initially
• 56:08
  he said it was just to kiss, but actually it was a blow job.
• 56:13
  And then he told Kolani in order to make it better and make it
• 56:17
  even, that she could get a hall pass, And he said a haul
• 56:22
  pass to kiss somebody else. So already I'm like, it's not in even
• 56:24
  hall pass. But also, why would you give somebody a hall pass in
• 56:29
  the fucking first place. That's not going to solve anything. What would have
• 56:32
  solved it would have been I cheated on you. The reason why is because
• 56:36
  I feel terrible in our relationship. You make me feel awful or whatever.
• 56:39
  Let's work on it and I will never do it again. I'll never betray
• 56:43
  your trust again. And then go to therapy and work on it. But
• 56:45
  no, he gives her a hall pass and she decided to take him up
• 56:49
  on that. Because he thought she wouldn't do anything about it, and she
• 56:53
  told him it was just a kiss, and actually it was a full on
• 56:58
  fledged relationship with an other dude, and she not only kissed him, she
• 57:01
  sucked as dick and she fucked him right, and apparently it was better than
• 57:07
  a suelu And she's not sorry. Yeah, Like she's like, I don't
• 57:12
  understand why you would give me a hall pass and then be upset when I
• 57:14
  used the hall pass. Yeah, which makes sense to me because I mean,
• 57:17
  hello, Asualu, what the fuck did you think? But my issue
• 57:21
  was that she waited to tell him what she really did with the hall pass
• 57:24
  on a televised group therapy session in front of everybody, when at the start
• 57:29
  of the episode she's like, well, I'm nervous about telling everybody our business,
• 57:32
  but then it is so quick to just reveal all of their business at
• 57:37
  once and make him feel like shit, and people were he deserves it,
• 57:42
  Yeah, people were harping on him, being like, well, why are
• 57:44
  you crying like you cheated on him? And that's fair because hello, dude,
• 57:47
  you're the one that fucked up your family already. But my issue with
• 57:51
  it is that two wrongs don't make it right. And Kalanie, you are
• 57:54
  a mother of two and you obviously fucking hate Asulu. Like you or not
• 58:00
  happy with him. You haven't been happy with him for years. It's been
• 58:02
  a parent. Why didn't you when he cheated on you? You just say
• 58:08
  cool, we're done. We're going to get a divorce and I'm gonna go
• 58:10
  live my hotel life and I'm gonna have my hotgrol summer and I'm gonna fuck
• 58:14
  whoever I want to fuck. I mean, I feel like you're imposing maturation
• 58:17
  standards on people who are fucking trash, That's what I'm saying. Like they
• 58:21
  don't have standards of care for one another, Like they're terrible people. Kolani
• 58:27
  was a virgin with a Sulu. She was a twenty nine year old virgin.
• 58:30
  She had a wholly, very limited life experience. She's obviously a fucking
• 58:34
  vindictive harpy, so is her sister. And she married a person who's virtually
• 58:38
  brain dead with a fucking breadfruit for a brain. And so this is a
• 58:43
  terrible situation with two people who really shouldn't be in a marriage. No,
• 58:46
  no, no, no. They have two children, and so she's a
• 58:49
  terrible person, and I give you that, but he fucking went to Samoa,
• 58:52
  he got drunk, repeatedly, kept going out. I'm sure they're talking
• 58:55
  on the phone while this is happening. I'm sure she's not happy that he's
• 58:58
  going out every single night and getting drunk, which makes him even dumber.
• 59:00
  If you can believe that, I mean true, you can believe it.
• 59:05
  And then he fucks up and he has an affair and he lies about it
• 59:08
  and she catches him because he's got thrush in his mouth, a fucking yeast
• 59:12
  infection on his sky, meaning he either went down on some girl's nasty snatch
• 59:15
  and got thrush or he made out with a chick who had a nasty I'm
• 59:20
  like, he's just gross af And I remember a chime when I'm like in
• 59:27
  my fucking twenties married to masam Owen dude, when if he would have done
• 59:30
  some shit like that, I would have fucked everybody. I'd have been like,
• 59:34
  oh really, bitch, let me go to the bar right now,
• 59:36
  let me show you exactly who I can pull, Let me fuck somebody,
• 59:39
  and let me make you feel that. And I'm not saying it's right.
• 59:42
  It's not right. It's not right. But he did it first. He
• 59:46
  gave her a hall pass. She fucking used it. Yeah, and now
• 59:52
  he wants to be mad about it, and it's not He's actually not mad.
• 59:53
  And so this is where I pull back and I'm like, yes,
• 59:58
  Kalani, you could have been mature. You could have actually had a care
• 1:00:01
  for your relationship and had a thought about, well, do I want to
• 1:00:05
  be married or do I want to co parent? How would I do this
• 1:00:07
  in the most healthy of ways? How can I uncouple without hurting my child
• 1:00:12
  and hurting Asuelu? And like, yes, she could have done all that,
• 1:00:15
  but we are talking about Klanni. He did it first, that's true,
• 1:00:19
  And now he wants to cry his dumb tears because some guy fucked your
• 1:00:24
  wife. And some guys always gonna fuck your wife period, that's true.
• 1:00:29
  And dudes don't understand that about their wives. That's I think their wives put
• 1:00:32
  up with all manner of their horseshit. There did mean And I remember a
• 1:00:37
  time when Asuelu spoke down to her, Custer out was older with her,
• 1:00:40
  was really bad to her. And so now we're shocked and surprised that she
• 1:00:44
  went and sucks him. But by the way uncensored. There's a picture of
• 1:00:46
  him. Really isn't cute? Yeah, I think he's cute. Really,
• 1:00:51
  I think he's pollen Asian and Filipino. Wow. And he's feign I mean
• 1:00:55
  compared to Asolo, it's kind of a dough boy. But I mean,
• 1:00:59
  I guess I see your point. My issue is that Klanni always preaches that
• 1:01:02
  she's so mature and so much more intelligent. Yes, I don't know.
• 1:01:07
  She always like demeans a Sulu and always kind of puts him, puts him
• 1:01:10
  down for not understanding things and for English not being his first language and like
• 1:01:15
  all this shit, like she's shitty to him. And so for her to
• 1:01:19
  act like she's so mature and like kwaity toity going through life like this and
• 1:01:23
  like this was the good decision, Like she's posting on Instagram after this episode
• 1:01:28
  premiered a picture of her with her titties all bigging out because she wants attention,
• 1:01:31
  and she's like, so it's okay when Asuelo does it, but it's
• 1:01:36
  not okay when I do it. Who said it's Who said it was okay
• 1:01:37
  that Azulu did it? No one, nobody in America said it was okay
• 1:01:40
  that Azulu did it. No one's saying that, and she limited the fucking
• 1:01:43
  comments on it because of course all the comments are like, well, but
• 1:01:45
  it was not good that you did this, It wasn't right how you did
• 1:01:49
  this, and you hit it from him. You said it to him on
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  television in front of all these fucking people, just to humiliate him further.
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  And I understand you're her and you're reacting from a place of her, but
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  you're also a mother of two. Like, that's my issue. If I
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  get it. If she didn't have kids, I probably wouldn't care. I'd
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  be like, yeah, whatever, you deserve it. But now your kids
• 1:02:07
  have to see this ship. Your kids have to know your Like you can't,
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  I know, you can't imagine that these people actually want to do the
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  fucking right thing right if they're on this show. Actually, it was really
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  really sad at the end of this episode when they go back to the hotel
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  room and he asked her was he better than me? I know, I'm
• 1:02:27
  just a holy fuck For a dude to ask you was he better than me?
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  Is such a vulnerable question. You have so much power in your mouth
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  in your answer, Like, think about what you want to say, and
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  you could just tell she relished the opportunity, like do you really want me
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  to be honest? And I was like, oh, bitch, please,
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  don't I know, like telling a guy he's got a small dick, like
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  that's going to kill him for the rest of his life, Like, please
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  don't say what you're about to say. And did she say it? Yeah.
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  She's like, well, if you want to know, like, when
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  I have sex with you, Asulu, you're just the king about yourself.
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  Yeah. When I had sex with him, he was thinking about us.
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  Yeah, and Asuelu says something to the effect of but I thought it made
• 1:03:08
  you feel good. Yeah, and she's like, well, no, you
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  know, it's important that the girl has her pleasure and he says, well,
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  I thought you always did. And I was just like, this is
• 1:03:17
  a real last moment. Yeah, this man is getting a life wound delivered
• 1:03:23
  to him by this chick who doesn't give a fuck about him. And that
• 1:03:28
  was really sad. But he's the fuck around and find out meme. Of
• 1:03:31
  course you're going to fuck around with a bitch like Kalani, guess what you
• 1:03:36
  are going to find out? Oh for sure. And that's why I was
• 1:03:37
  so triggered too, because she reminded me of this person that I know that
• 1:03:42
  totally does this, and she did this to her own husband, and her
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  own husband has cheated on her. Well, I'm not going to say what
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  my relationship will see this person. We used to be friends, we used
• 1:03:52
  to be good friends, and she's oh God, because she just reminds me
• 1:03:57
  so much of her. It's so ridiculous, like the boss bitch thinking I'm
• 1:04:00
  right all the time and you know everybody else is wrong and not me,
• 1:04:03
  I'm perfect like but also hurts everybody when they're hurt. And her and her
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  husband had been married for a long time. He cheats on her a lot,
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  and it destroyed her self esteem for a long time. And there was
• 1:04:17
  a point in time where she became okay with him cheating and they had an
• 1:04:20
  agreement like, just don't tell me about it and we won't have any issues.
• 1:04:26
  And so they stayed together because they have a lot of kids together,
• 1:04:29
  and then there was a point where they break up. She fucks his best
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  friend, gets pregnant with a kid from him, and then breaks up with
• 1:04:35
  him, gets back together with her husband. He raises this kid and adopts
• 1:04:40
  this kid and they still are married to this day, but their relationship is
• 1:04:45
  probably on the rocks. And it's just a really toxic fucking situation. And
• 1:04:49
  you have all these kids involved that are going to have to watch this,
• 1:04:53
  and your kids learn relationships through their parents, so then when they see their
• 1:04:58
  parents acting like fucking fool a national TV get an oral thrush and STDs and
• 1:05:02
  all this shit and fucking other people while they're still married and then pretending like
• 1:05:08
  they want to actually work on this relationship. Like I feel like Asulu wants
• 1:05:12
  to try and improve things, but Klannie's been done. She's been done ever
• 1:05:15
  since she fuck that guy. She's lazy as fuck toats. She doesn't want
• 1:05:17
  to get her own job. She doesn't want to have to work for it.
• 1:05:19
  She wants to be an influencer, of course. And so some other
• 1:05:24
  guys slid into her DMS and she said yes. And it's weird that they
• 1:05:29
  brought their kids on to last resort. It's super fuck How do you expect
• 1:05:32
  to do actual, real deep therapy when your children are there? Right?
• 1:05:35
  I mean? And Colini who hates they had to bring her like she always
• 1:05:41
  instigates shit between the two of them too, because she doesn't like Auswilu,
• 1:05:44
  and I mean, I get it rightfully. So Sannie is actually in the
• 1:05:47
  process of texting this guy. So it's on the way to the resort.
• 1:05:50
  She's texting this guy. Yes, Sulu knows this, So now he realizes,
• 1:05:55
  oh shit, you have an emotional connection to this guy. You actually
• 1:05:59
  have feeling to this guy. And you know Collini is supporting that shit,
• 1:06:02
  oh one hundred percent. Colani doesn't want Asulu in her bed. Yep,
• 1:06:06
  she wants a Sulu to sleep on the couch. So I don't know why
• 1:06:10
  you're here other than to humiliate him exactly. But you're also humiliating yourself.
• 1:06:14
  You look like a fucking fool on the TV. Girl. Yeah, but
• 1:06:16
  then you're gonna limit comments on Instagram because you can't handle the fucking heat.
• 1:06:19
  No, because God forbid that you do something wrong in your life and you
• 1:06:23
  act act immature. She's thirty four, thirty four, she's thirty four,
• 1:06:28
  Aswalu's twenty seven. And so that's another thing too. I'm like, so
• 1:06:31
  you were a twenty nine year old virgin and you gave it up for some
• 1:06:34
  poolboy at a resort in Samoa. Was really twenty two or something like that,
• 1:06:39
  and she had unprotected sex with him and that's why she got pregn right,
• 1:06:42
  and that's why they ended up having this whole marriage, whole thing,
• 1:06:45
  all right, So you're dumb and irresponsible. Well, she's probably was desperate
• 1:06:49
  at the time because she hadn't lost her virginity and she probably just wanted to
• 1:06:55
  have some experience and know what it feels like and not to feel othered because
• 1:06:58
  she's not in the sexual fucking marketplace, right, So she sleeps with his
• 1:07:01
  twenty two year old breadfruit brain and now she's got two kids by him,
• 1:07:05
  and she hates him. She literally hates him. Yeah, I know,
• 1:07:10
  it's so why I don't get it. I don't get it either, But
• 1:07:14
  here's what I do get. This is going to be And I was not
• 1:07:17
  expecting the layers to it, especially with Colonne Innezuelo, because I wasn't really
• 1:07:21
  looking forward to seeing them because I really like them. But I'm like,
• 1:07:25
  oh, damn, this is going to be intense. I wonder if the
• 1:07:28
  other couples are going to get as deep. That's right, I don't know
• 1:07:30
  because you're looking at Yarra and Jovi and I don't see it wrking at Molly
• 1:07:33
  and Kelly, who don't even fucking know each other, and then you're looking
• 1:07:35
  at Angela and my cow and that's just a performance totally. I think this
• 1:07:41
  is where it's going to be, as Colonne Inezuelo. Yeah, and I
• 1:07:44
  mean maybe Joey and Jarra, but I just can't see it. Maybe if
• 1:07:46
  he's cheating, I mean, girl, if that dude, the audacity of
• 1:07:53
  men of anybody sheats, I think that's fucked up. But really, Jovi,
• 1:07:57
  well, if he's going to a strip club on their anniversary, then
• 1:07:59
  I don't put anything past him. He's just so fucking stupid. I'm like
• 1:08:02
  stir Island Yarra is a queen compared to anybody else that you're gonna get.
• 1:08:06
  I mean really, Well, apparently The Last Resort is going to play through
• 1:08:12
  the rest of August and September and sometime in October, so really for two
• 1:08:16
  weeks of the Yeah, so you know they're going to milk it for all.
• 1:08:19
  It's work girl. We're gonna be here girl taking it in as well.
• 1:08:24
  And just as a reminder, everybody, Welcome to Plathville comes back on
• 1:08:29
  September fifth. We're gonna be covering that ship with a fucking microscope, Yes,
• 1:08:34
  honey, magnifying glass, looking at all those plaths and seeing where the
• 1:08:38
  dysfunction is. God, we love it talking about it. And of course
• 1:08:42
  Sister Wives starts on Sunday. It's gonna be lit. It is gonna be
• 1:08:45
  lit. So is there anything else before we end that we have to say
• 1:08:49
  to these beautiful Well, if you love our podcast, I would hope that
• 1:08:54
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• 1:08:59
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• 1:09:01
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• 1:09:05
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• 1:09:10
  be doing a reaction and we're going to be releasing that on video and more
• 1:09:14
  on that to come, So stay tuned and until then, Peace time.