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One Last Cig - Son of a Boy Dad: Episode #112 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 3: Hey, what's going on there?
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  Speaker 2: Pal? We saw you the Hockey game market.
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  Speaker 3: So I know you guys.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Ryan Whitney.
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  Speaker 3: I got a drink named after me, Motal Big Dood
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  Speaker 3: Pink Whitney. That's what I thought. See you, fellas, I
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  Speaker 3: invented the thing you pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments.
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  Speaker 2: So are you saying you're watching porno and the Uber? No,
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  Speaker 2: my phone died, Oh so you couldn't even watch porn
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  Speaker 2: on My.
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  Speaker 3: Phone died before we even thought out of the JFK
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  Speaker 3: part lot and my phone was and there was no
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  Speaker 3: Wi Fi. The whole flight. So I was just phoneless
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  Speaker 3: for seven eight hours. Damn a lot of time for
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  Speaker 3: the mind to wander.
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  Speaker 2: What'd you watch the Godfather?
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  Speaker 3: I watched Fences. That sucks. Yeah, not great.
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  Speaker 2: Anytime they make a play into a movie that shit sucks.
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  Speaker 2: Denzel couldn't even save that one.
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  Speaker 3: There was no plot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like do you like me? Daddy?
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  Speaker 3: That was like the plot. That was like the climax,
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  Speaker 3: why do you like me? I thought the whole movie
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  Speaker 3: was like the trailer makes it seem like the whole
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  Speaker 3: movie's gonna be aout the kid playing football.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was gonna be like a dad who
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  Speaker 3: was the want kid to play sports, who then just
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  Speaker 3: gets into who then like the kid ends up being
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  Speaker 3: amazing at football.
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  Speaker 1: And it watches like a play too, like it's all
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  Speaker 1: in one location and Chad pass like give me one
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  Speaker 1: special effect.
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  Speaker 3: And like everything it seemed like there was like four takes, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: for the whole movie, like everything, like one scene would
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  Speaker 3: be like thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: They shot it like a Tyler Perry movie. They did
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  Speaker 2: it in like one day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was great.
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  Speaker 2: We're just gonna bang through this one take. Whatever comes
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  Speaker 2: out of it low multi cam the other eight hours
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  Speaker 2: on the flight back.
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  Speaker 3: Now, the flight back wasn't that long. It was only
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  Speaker 3: like four and a half.
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  Speaker 2: From San fran Yeah, no, it's definitely longer than that. No,
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  Speaker 2: you're fucking lying.
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  Speaker 3: It was actually might have been shorter than that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna look it up. Yeah, you're lying to me.
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  Speaker 3: Way, there was only like five and a half hours.
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  Speaker 2: Which is a shame because you were sitting in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we said first class, which was fun. I slept
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  Speaker 3: the entire time, So you wasted it? No, I don't
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  Speaker 3: think so. I think I got the best out of Vix.
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  Speaker 3: It was exhausted. I slept. Francis, we were playing this
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  Speaker 3: game twenty forty eight. Have you ever played that game?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: It was like a big like yeah, I played it
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  Speaker 3: walk growing up. No, and uh and did we played?
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  Speaker 3: We were like we like got to the airport, got
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  Speaker 3: on the plane, we were like talking for a while,
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  Speaker 3: and then it kind of got to that point where
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  Speaker 3: I was like, all right, time to not talk anymore,
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  Speaker 3: gonna go to bed. I slept for three hours, probably
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  Speaker 3: woke up. Francis was still playing the game, and he
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  Speaker 3: was like, dude, I played the game the entire four.
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  Speaker 2: What's the game? What kind of game is it?
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  Speaker 3: It's such a dumb like it's like a game that
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  Speaker 3: we would play in school to like past time.
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  Speaker 2: Is it like a math game like remember that? Oh
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  Speaker 2: you're pretty much.
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  Speaker 3: Just combining numbers until you can get to twenty forty eight.
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  Speaker 3: And I got it twice. Francis never got past five
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  Speaker 3: hundred his homework, love and ass dude, he would I
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  Speaker 3: think he was mad that I was destroying him in it.
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  Speaker 3: And then he legitimately played for five hours straight to
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  Speaker 3: try to best your score, try and get dude. He
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  Speaker 3: didn't even get close to my score, never even got like,
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  Speaker 3: never even got within a thousand of my.
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  Speaker 2: Score is a score of mark of intelligence.
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  Speaker 3: No, And I was explaining him how to play. I
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  Speaker 3: was like, dude, all you got to do is just
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  Speaker 3: go down and left, down, left, and then occasionally go
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  Speaker 3: right if down and left is taken up. And he
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  Speaker 3: was like he did that lost, and then he refused
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  Speaker 3: to do it again. And he was like, and I
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  Speaker 3: would look, and it's such an easy game if you
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  Speaker 3: know how to play, and he just wouldn't tell me.
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  Speaker 3: He wouldn't do what I was telling him to do.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, dude, watch right now and I will
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  Speaker 3: get to where you are in thirty seconds. And I
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  Speaker 3: would do it and he'd be like, no, you're not
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  Speaker 3: doing it right, and he like he was so stucklt
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  Speaker 3: he refused to do it, and then he was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like super addicted to this. And then I was like, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you know, you can just get it on like your phone,
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  Speaker 3: right and he's like, no, I'm not going to do that, Stu,
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  Speaker 3: I'll never stop playing it. And then we got to
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  Speaker 3: the hotel and I was trying to get food and
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  Speaker 3: he got it on his phone.
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  Speaker 2: He was playing seventeen thirty eight.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and dude, he was like on stage at the
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  Speaker 3: early show on Friday or on Saturday. He got off
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  Speaker 3: stage and he was like, dude, I thought I was
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  Speaker 3: going to pass out on stage. Is I had such
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  Speaker 3: a bad migraine. And I was like, yeah, it's probably
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  Speaker 3: from like the flight or just being dehydrated. And he's like, no,
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  Speaker 3: it's from the game. And I'm like, dude, it's not
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  Speaker 3: from the.
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  Speaker 2: You're flooding your brain was blue light, Yeah, what's up, Hello,
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  Speaker 2: There's no way it was from the game. The fact
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  Speaker 2: that he thinks that that's like tiny ass video name
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  Speaker 2: is destroying his brain, like that's hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, dude, I play video games for like
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  Speaker 3: ten hours a day. I was like, I don't I
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  Speaker 3: know that that is not from the game.
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  Speaker 2: But you also get headaches more than anyone I know.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I don't get headaches that often. You said you
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  Speaker 3: have a headache today, I've been because I've been sick
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  Speaker 3: for the last fucking two weeks straight and gaming. Now,
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  Speaker 3: I haven't been gaming.
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  Speaker 2: You haven't been gaming at all the last two weeks.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's a lie. I'm gonna tonight, hopefully. It's just
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  Speaker 3: been too just waking up so in rough shape every
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  Speaker 3: single day, like head throbbing, sore throat. Fuck, it's terrible.
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  Speaker 2: That fucking breaks my fucking heart.
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  Speaker 3: Man, it's really not It's really like not cool, not cool.
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  Speaker 3: It's not cool at all. You just feel awful. It's
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  Speaker 3: just because, dude, I've been traveling for like three weeks straight.
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  Speaker 3: And don't you realize that the sickness is you too.
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  Speaker 2: It's like in you. Oh yeah, you just need to
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  Speaker 2: talk to yourself. Are you Are you drinking tea right now? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Tea and gatorade. Yeah, we need to get your chicken.
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  Speaker 3: Soup in a danger, some airbornes, some vitamin c's.
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  Speaker 2: You're trying to throw everything at it.
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  Speaker 3: I am because and I went for gushers, stood there
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  Speaker 3: looking at the gushers for thirty seconds, and I put
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  Speaker 3: them back really an orange instead.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, I had some people telling me last week. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: gushers are literally the worst food for you. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 2: of all the food dye in there. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That it will like turn your penis into a vagina. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it will like hollow out your penis and put it
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  Speaker 1: back inside your body.
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  Speaker 2: Like it affects your penis.
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  Speaker 3: So say, there was a lot of rumors about that
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  Speaker 3: growing up that like what is it? It's like the
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  Speaker 3: Yellow five.
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  Speaker 1: I think those rumors are coming home to roost as
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  Speaker 1: grown men's penises are falling off at astounding rates from gushers.
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  Speaker 2: Their penises are.
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  Speaker 1: Just going on strike, unscrewing themselves and fucking picketing outside
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  Speaker 1: the bedroom.
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  Speaker 3: It's not surprising, but.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, the Great penis Strike of twenty twenty three, everyone
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  Speaker 1: saw it coming.
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  Speaker 2: It's not surprising. Well, you got to drink that. You're
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  Speaker 2: blowing you're blowing out on it.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's really hot.
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  Speaker 2: Thank god you didn't get the gushers. Bro, those might
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  Speaker 2: fucking kill you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just gotta I'm just worried about flying again tomorrow,
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  Speaker 3: not sleeping.
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  Speaker 1: Sleep rest assured that you've been getting a lot of
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  Speaker 1: other people sick on all these things. Yeah, yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: is the one silver lining is like, you're not the
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  Speaker 1: only one going through this. You've been exposing thousands of people.
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  Speaker 3: I've been. Yeah, I'm a super spreader for sure, but
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  Speaker 3: it's like, dude, what else are you gonna do? You
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  Speaker 3: can't I can't just be like you can't mask the
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  Speaker 3: buck up and stay home.
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  Speaker 2: Bro. No, but you can't.
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  Speaker 3: You can't just be sick for two weeks anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I went into a store this past weekend that that
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  Speaker 1: was like, we're gonna need you to put a mask on, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because it's definitely back. Yeah, they've been like this this store,
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  Speaker 1: but I think some people never stopped.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, a lot of people didn't stop the store.
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  Speaker 1: They were like, we're gonna need you to put these
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  Speaker 1: goggles on. Yeah, we heard about the news stray pink. Yeah, people,
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  Speaker 1: it's oozing from people's eyes. People are coughing out of
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  Speaker 1: their eyeballs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, it sucks because it's like if it
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  Speaker 3: comes back, it's you really don't have like you could tech.
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  Speaker 3: I could technically if I wanted to be like, hey, uh,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to come in for this whole week
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  Speaker 3: because I'm sick, But then what am.
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  Speaker 2: I gonna Then you're gonna miss a Minci moment.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they literally came in on Wednesday sick because
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  Speaker 1: you're like, I need to see Mincing.
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  Speaker 3: I did. I did, yes, So I wanted to see that,
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  Speaker 3: Like I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Really sick right now and people are going to die
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  Speaker 1: because of this, Yeah, but I must see this fat
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  Speaker 1: dude run.
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  Speaker 3: But also it was like weighing the options of like
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  Speaker 3: the Iceland trip, and I'm like, well, I can't not
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  Speaker 3: go to work and then just go to Iceland, right,
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  Speaker 3: I can't not go to work and then just go
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  Speaker 3: to San Francisco. So I was like, I gotta come
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  Speaker 3: in right.
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  Speaker 1: If you're gonna get people sick there, you should get
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  Speaker 1: people sick here as well.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, you got me sick. I don't know why you're
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  Speaker 3: acting like I'm the spreader here.
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  Speaker 2: I got through that shit like that.
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  Speaker 3: No, you've did not you off. You were sick for
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  Speaker 3: a week.
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  Speaker 1: I wiped it off like a fucking like a hot shower,
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  Speaker 1: and I just like dried myself with the sickness and
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  Speaker 1: it was nothing, not even close.
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  Speaker 2: You've been fucking complaining about it for a month straight.
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  Speaker 3: It just keeps getting better and then coming back worse.
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  Speaker 2: It's because you continue to expose the good people of
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  Speaker 2: this country, the good hard working airline people, the pe
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  Speaker 2: But come on, the maids that come on to clean
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  Speaker 2: the plane. You're exposing the mates.
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  Speaker 3: They're all masked up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I don't think they are brother Yeah, not in
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  Speaker 2: the places you've been fine, Well maybe San Francisco. What
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  Speaker 2: San Francisco like pretty?
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  Speaker 3: Uh good? Yeah? You know what sucks about San Francisco.
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  Speaker 3: At the airport, everything is in a can. They don't
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  Speaker 3: have plastic bottles, so you drinking canned water, canned water?
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  Speaker 3: Why on the way home, I had to drink a
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  Speaker 3: canned smart water and it was like this thin.
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  Speaker 2: What's wrong with plastic bottles? They're worried about the oceans
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  Speaker 2: or something.
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  Speaker 3: They must be.
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  Speaker 1: It's way easier to turn a metal can into a knife. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you peel that thing around in a circle.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and these were like this was like borderline,
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  Speaker 3: like a reusable water bottle. Like I was like, I
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  Speaker 3: could definitely just clean this and use it forever.
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  Speaker 2: The water weight they were giving you water bottles.
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  Speaker 3: No, like I got a water I got a water
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  Speaker 3: at the airport coming home, and it was like a
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  Speaker 3: fucking sturdy ass camel back water bottle.
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  Speaker 2: Damn, you should have ran it back. Now. You know
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  Speaker 2: what else you could turn a nice Those fucking cinnamon
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  Speaker 2: bisc or this the Pillsbury biscuits. Oh yeah, you know that,
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  Speaker 2: Like fuck, so fucking sharp, dude.
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  Speaker 3: I'm surprised that that's that that those things are still
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  Speaker 3: just like like cans.
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  Speaker 2: Who the hell's using cans?
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  Speaker 3: Soup cans are so sharp, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like what hobos drank out of and they're
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  Speaker 1: like giving them to little children to the top song.
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  Speaker 2: That's it's not right, bro.
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  Speaker 3: How was how was your weekend?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: Dude?
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  Speaker 2: It was good. I uh I spoke at a fire
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  Speaker 2: a fireman's benefit yesterday. I was like hosting this benefit
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  Speaker 2: that cool. It was sick.
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  Speaker 1: It was in Rockaway Beach and so uh my my
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  Speaker 1: one boy spudh was like hosting. He's a firefighter. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and uh, I just went on stage and and like
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  Speaker 1: called him a liberal for fifteen minutes, and the crowd
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  Speaker 1: was fucking loving it.
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  Speaker 2: Really, it's like this the fucking neighborhood liberal spun. They're like,
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  Speaker 2: it's like he voted for Biden four times.
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  Speaker 3: He was dead people.
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  Speaker 2: I saw him at Rockaway Bagel talking to Don Lemon
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  Speaker 2: about identity politics. They're like, they fucking loved it.
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  Speaker 3: Did you write Did you write that shit up?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: I just spoke from the heart.
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  Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: I just roasted from the fucking heart. And they like
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  Speaker 1: planted a couple like jokes about, like I guess. There
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  Speaker 1: was like a firefighter, a twenty one year old firefighter
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  Speaker 1: who like slapped his fifty three year old chief at
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  Speaker 1: like a local bar. The chief was like, I'm a
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  Speaker 1: chief in the New York Fire Department, and the fucking
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  Speaker 1: twenty one year old kid who's also a firefighter, he
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  Speaker 1: was like, I don't give a fuck they like slapped
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  Speaker 1: them or whatever, And so they're like make a joke
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  Speaker 1: about like chiefs need to keep their hands to themselves.
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  Speaker 1: These like sixty five year old guys were like slapping
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  Speaker 1: their wives on the chest like like life, It felt good.
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  Speaker 2: To kill in front of a fucking room like that,
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  Speaker 2: collar blue collar rooms.
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  Speaker 3: Firefighter blue color.
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  Speaker 2: What the bluest they're the bluest, Well they're red, but
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  Speaker 2: I mean they were literally selling the thin red line
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  Speaker 2: through the American flag hats in there. It was fucking sick.
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  Speaker 3: No one's really got a problem with that.
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  Speaker 2: And I was, and they have bud lights and everybody's like,
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  Speaker 2: this is the last I was ever drink a bud light.
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  Speaker 2: It was fucking sick. People are really pissed about the
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  Speaker 2: bud leg We're really mad about it and rock away.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, we can't sell a single bud light. At
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  Speaker 2: the bars, people are donating the bud lights because no
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  Speaker 2: one can get rid of them giving them away.
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  Speaker 3: In San Francisco at the comedy club, they don't have
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  Speaker 3: like they I guess in San Francisco people like don't
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  Speaker 3: drink light beer like that.
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  Speaker 2: Really.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, do you guys have like a They
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  Speaker 3: were like, do you guys need anything? Because they had
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  Speaker 3: like coronas in the fridge, and I was like, do
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  Speaker 3: you guys have like any age like bud Light, Miller Light, Ultra.
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  Speaker 3: I'd listed every single light beer, and they.
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  Speaker 2: Really they just have heavy beers.
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  Speaker 3: And they were like, we have our in house light beer,
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  Speaker 3: and they brought it up and it was like seven
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  Speaker 3: percent alcohol, just thick as Hell's like drinking a fucking smoothie.
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  Speaker 2: A bunch of dudes under a Pride flag calling you
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  Speaker 2: gay for having a light beer.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then I went to another bar and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: do you have any light beer? And they were like,
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  Speaker 3: we might have a bud light somewhere around here, and
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  Speaker 3: they went and they had like one bud.
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  Speaker 2: Like what are they drinking on?
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  Speaker 3: They all drink like out of like they all drink
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  Speaker 3: like craft beers.
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  Speaker 2: I can't get into that culture.
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  Speaker 3: Oh dude.
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  Speaker 1: I tried for a little bit so heavy, like bringing
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  Speaker 1: a growler to a bar to have them like fill
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  Speaker 1: it up or whatever. Like if you're going back to
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  Speaker 1: the growler you have in your fridge of like craft
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  Speaker 1: beer from two weeks ago, you're disgusting. Yeah, you're a
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  Speaker 1: disgusting pig.
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  Speaker 3: I like to drink a lot of beer too. I
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  Speaker 3: don't like to drink one beer. Yeah, be hammered.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not Yeah, that's not fun at all. I
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  Speaker 1: think it's for guys that need to get home to
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  Speaker 1: their kids.
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  Speaker 2: Or something, so they could be like I only have
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: one beer, yeah, and or like they can only drink
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: for like a couple hours, and it's like they need
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: to do like shit at home.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: You know, they try and get their buzz fast. They're
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: not fucking marathon warriors like us.
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we didn't really do a ton out there. We
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: kind of just did the shows.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: We walked a lot hills.
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: Well, dude, so hilly.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: Did you go on that app that has like a
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: map of where homeless people have pooped in San Francisco
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: over the last ten years? Now, there's like an app,
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: but it's like has so many it has such a
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: deep database that every street, corner, every inch of every
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: single street has been pooped on.
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: That's crazy over time. Yeah. No, I really didn't see
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: a lot of homeless people out there, like I did.
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: I really I saw significantly less homeless people than I
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: see day to day here.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, homeless people really just don't bother me that much.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: They don't bother me at all.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: I don't understand why people are so angry about people
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: being homeless. It's not like they're homeless in front of
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: your like j Cruise story you're trying to go to, Like,
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: they don't go there. They're like in their homeless area,
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: trying to get drugs or fucking like trying to rest
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: or make some money to get out of their situation,
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: and they're really probably not trying to bother you.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: Now, there's a pack of homeless dudes outside of my
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: apartment last night.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: What were they saying?
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: Swarm of them? Some dude. Some dude cleaned out his
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: apartment and threw away just everything, like all of his shit,
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: like a like TV microwave everything through away everything, and
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: they were got around fast. Yeah, dude, it was like
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: I was. I got back to my apartment when he
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: was still moving out, and by midnight there was at
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: least ten dudes outside just going through it.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: There was that much shit.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: There was a lot oft eye almost went through it
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: because I was like, oh, this is actually stuff that
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: I need.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Those people might not have been homeless, they might have
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: just been friggins. Yeah.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: Maybe.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: One of the first videos I did at Barstool was
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: me and Caleb went dumpster diving with a bunch of
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: freagans and they like had a meet up at Washington
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Square Park. You just bring your bike and they're like,
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: these are the good dumpsters that are about to be open,
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: and we just would you bike from dumpster to dumpster
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: literally hoping the dumpster.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: And just find some shit?
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: Is I just like hoarders?
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: They're kind of no, They're like they want to get
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: food from it, so they don't want to just like
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: populate their house. They're looking for mostly food but also
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: usable shit. Like I think that they're just extremely cheap
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: or just want to not pay for any of their food.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: I think it's I don't know if they are vegan
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: or like they're just looking for carrots in the fuck
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: can and the ship.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: It's an interesting lifestyle, yeah, it is, but they were
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: all like white people from Brooklyn. They're like, oh damn,
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: it wasn't like it wasn't like like it was like
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: people who had a moral high grounds.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah. They have that like one off uber eats thing
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: right where it's like you can just get the leftovers
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: from restaurants. Yeah. I've done that really.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can get like twelve bagels for three buffs.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of fire. That's a big thing.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know if anyone actually eat. I guess people
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: do use it, milk uses it. Why were you doing that?
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Me and my roommate were just like bored.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Right, Hey, let's talk about game time, sass.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 16:48
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• 16:50
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• 16:53
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• 16:56
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• 17:00
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• 17:03
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• 17:13
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• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Sometimes when you you know you're a little bit poor,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: you do crazy shit. I've bought discount meat before from
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: the like grocery store by LaSalle in North Philly. It
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: was like one dollar meat. Yeah, like one dollar sandwiches
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: that have like turned the turkeys like slimy in bad.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: You're just muscling through. Yeah, our fucking.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Parent, you're probably your grandparents are probably on some shit
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: like that. Definitely saving leftovers. Yeah, you let you bring
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: a home leftover some restaurants.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: Ah, depends on if I'm in the city or not.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: If you're in the city, H no, if you're not
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: a city, because.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: If I go out to dinner, I'm usually going out
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: to like get dinner and then go out, So I
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: don't want to be like you don't want to bring
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: them through hoppers around.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel weird about it.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't feel weird about it, but I feel like
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: it's like a needy move, Like I feel like I
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: need to show off to the waiter, like I don't
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: need this fucking extra food.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would do it if I was going out
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: just strictly to go to dinner, but I haven't feel
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: like I haven't done that in a long time.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: When I was a poor, poor man, I used to
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: fucking load up. I'd have like two bites. I'd be like,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: this is like three more meals for me.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm ration this out with my poor ass. I
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: used to lug it all home.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a tough time.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: You were broke as hell.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: You wish you saw me fucking down and out hungry, hungry,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: and every since we're fucking this brother's starving. I was
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: trying to fucking get up and go, dude, you see
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Jerry Springer die this past week?
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: I did.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sad, didn't you guys do the last interview?
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: We literally did the last interview.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: That's enough.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: But like the day of that interview, someone that we
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: worked with was like, they were like, do you want
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: to try microdosing?
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: And I was like, all right, oh yeah, big cat
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: right you guys.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I didn't know if you were going
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: to aut know, if we were gonna know.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: I think he talked about that on the act, didn't
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: he did? He? Yeah, you guys talked about because you
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: said you felt terrible.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: I felt terrible.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: I was in such a bad spot. It was one
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: of those days where we do so I had like
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Trivia and then fucking the Yact and then this show
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: and then Papev or whatever. It was like back to
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: back to back to back, and I was just in
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: a bad spot through all of it.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: And then I just sat down and we had technical difficulties,
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: like Tyler was running all over the place. We couldn't
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: hook up Papev's like feet or whatever, and I was
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: just sitting there like kind of in a bad spot,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: like a little bit tripping, and then Jerry Springer just
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: like popped up and me and him just had like
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: a ten minute off mike conversation and it calmed.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Me down completely. Yeah.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, remember, he put me in such a good headspace,
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: like he just like was just such a nice, like warm,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: calming guy, like the same timber of conversation that we
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: had on the podcast.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: He was so fucking sweet dude, he was the man. Yeah,
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: I felt Yeah, I don't know, I felt a little.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to tell the story right away with
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: me tripping my balls off while I was talking to
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Jerry Springer, But that's a He put me in the
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: right state of mind, so rip to the beast.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: He fixed you.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of Jerry Springer?
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Do you ever watch the show now?
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: I've seen clips. Yeah, I've never. I never. Well, I
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: mean I was probably thirty years too young to do that.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: It was on during the pandemic. It was we used
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: to watch it, we like live stream. It was on
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: for a while. It was on for like fucking thirty years. Yeah,
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: it was fucking dope.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: It was what fight Haven is like, aspiring to be
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Jerry Springer walks out fight Haven could run.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Was Chuck. He was like, oh yeah, it was Chuck
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Naso and fucking like text or something like that. They're
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: like gotten a fake brawl.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I think there was a decent amount of fake stuff,
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: but I didn't have the heart to ask Jerry about it.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to put him on the spot.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that shit is super funny.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just people brawling. It must be weird when
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: you're like.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: And he just stands there smiling.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he loves it.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: He just stokes the flame. Two people from the same
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: trailer park. Wait, why are you flying there too?
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like me and my wife and the guy
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: next door. Wait a second, how come you're on this
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: fly must be a coincidence.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Save it for the stage, dude. One of my buddies
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: or my buddy bow is bringing like a fuck ton
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: of mushrooms to Iceland, and I am.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Not partis a alert.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: He's bringing capsules, he got that's what fucking Big Cat had. Dude,
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: that ship. Yeah, I don't I don't like the capsules.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Why why are we making a pill out of something
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: super natural, like you could see it in the raw form,
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: put in a chocolate bar. You're putting this ship into
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: like Big Pharma's carrying case.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: He keeps telling me that he's gonna put it in
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: my coffee, and I was like, if you do that,
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: we won't be friends anymore, showing the Ari shafir U
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: and he and he just is like, so, dude, he
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: got so much.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: God damn bro, that looks like thirty caps. He's just
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: gonna have that in his carry on.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: The fuck.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: But he's like, none of us want to do them
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: except for him. And he keeps on being like, we're
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: gonna have so much fun on these mushrooms.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: We're gonna be so scared.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And then he's talking to my buddy Matt, and
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: he's like he's bringing him up to me, and he's like, yeah,
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: me and Matt are gonna take them, and you're gonna
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: be pissed you didn't take them.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: No, you're not.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: And then I talked to Matt and he's like, yeah,
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: I'm not fucking doing that.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: It's actually a super cool vibe to be the one
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: who's not on mushrooms and everybody else is on mushrooms. Yeah,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: everybody's freaking out, and you feel this like very nice
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: calm about yourself that you're not freaking out.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's gonna be all right, dudes.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Dude, I'm going on vacation. I'm not going there to
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: be like trying drugs that I don't want to do. Yeah,
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: for the first time, dressed as hell.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: That being said, though, if you did it first thing
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: in the morning, it could be dope to be an
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: extreme nature if it.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Wasn't capsules, Dude, I don't want to do it at all.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't do it. Then, don't do drugs you don't
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: want to do. That's like a pretty easy rule in life.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Never do drugs that you're.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Not trying to do. Yeah.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: No, I'm trying to have a couple of beers and fish.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah all day.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Who's bringing the portable speaker?
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Oh I don't even think about that, bro, game changer.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah we should actually do that.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Write it down, text your boys right now.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah I should.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: No, No, do it, dude, you go on a vacation,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: you don't have the portable speaker, you always are supposed
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: to bring it, Bro, It will change everything. Maybe some
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: portable chargers too.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Maybe I can see if I can get that JBL
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: from nicking the.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Fucking the boom box.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just the only thing in my bag. The
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: thing was so fucking big, dude, it's like the size
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: of this table. You should bring it in just like
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: leave it in the wilderness, yeah, and start playing some
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: animal noises that they just don't have and isolate what
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: the fuck?
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or like people find it, like five hundred years
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: from now, what is this ancient technology that they used
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: to have in Iceland just buried at the bottom of
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: a glacier.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be pretty fun.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: Due.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: I think there's gonna be a lot of people there.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: The Iceland Reddit has been popping on.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be packed.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: A lot of people hadding out right now.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be fucking a zoo out in Iceland.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: A lot of people being like, my flight gets in today,
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: what should we do before we uh? Before the car
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Rental place opens.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Up the International date line. They're gonna make a wave
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: pool at the Blue Lagoon. Yeah, they're gonna turn it
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: into a lazy real Wake the lagoon. You gotta wake
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: the lagoon.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: I don't think it has. I don't think that is
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: like the consistency that it's able to wake. Yeah, it's
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: like like fucking water. Yeah, it's pudding.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: Is that?
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Is it like a saltwater thing you can't sink or what?
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know? Is that real? Or is that you're
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: just talking about that tweet that that went viral that
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: was like this guy was swimming in ninety eight percent
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: salt water. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don't think
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: it was ninety eight percent. I think it was ninety
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: eight percent. It would just be solid.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: There's definitely just like chubby tourists jerking off in there.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Oh y.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: That mud, Yeah, isn't that like isn't that mud like
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: supposed to be like magic mud?
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah? And that's why because some wood nymph, some dude
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: who just like a grown man nudist who like picked
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: up being nudist when he turned fifty years old, is
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: pounding off publicly.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just straight com.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: You gotta get into that. Come.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: I don't think we're gonna do the lagoon because my.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Dude, I've spent enough time with you talking about Iceland
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: that my algorithm on my TikTok now thinks I'm going.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: To Iceland, so it's sending me shit that's like pertinent
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: to you. Yeah, And it seems like there's this other
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: really nice lagoon.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: It's like, uh, wood panels and like really like pretty
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: nice cheap beers just like lit up at night. It
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: kind of looks lit and I think there's is there
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: gonna be Aurora bor alice while you're out there.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think it has to get completely dark,
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: and I don't know if it's too late in the
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: winter too early in the spring for it to get
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: It has to get like pitch black.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Did you get your hiking boots?
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah? What kind to have them?
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: What kind?
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Ll?
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Bean?
• 26:02
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• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Are those hiking boots or are they just like bean boots?
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: No, there's a hiking bood. Yeah, that is their real deal.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: I've done a couple, We've done a couple of fourteen
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: mile ors fourteen miles with them, So.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Those are probably broken all the way down.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah they're broken in.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: No, they're broken down.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: No, No, they're in great shape. I'm not even gonna
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: like they could talk to you now. I'm not even
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: gonna bring sneakers.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonnaottom definitely flops off. Hell no, you're gonna
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: wear them on the plane. Yeah, international flights, people always
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: take a slip off the boots.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: So that flight is two hours shorter than San Francisco.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: You said, Say Francisco flight was four and a half
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: hours on the way back, So it's two and a
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: half hours.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: No, on the way. It's like when we went on
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: the way there, it was supposed to be six and
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: a half hours.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Bro, Jack Harlow told me about you white boys, say
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: no cap or whatever the lion ass white boys done.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Bro, you didn't listen to the new album.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Now you've heard it's good though. I liked it a lot.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: You gotta play it for your boys and icelands. You
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: gotta play it for the Icelandic folk the Keflovickians.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know if Jack Harlow is going to be
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: the vibe out in Icelands, But.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Are you gonna listen to ambient noises?
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Probably?
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: How does it feel?
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna really soak it in. I'm pumped to
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: just do nothing.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Wow, we really are rolling stones. I got a what's
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: the next line of that song? To be a rolling stones?
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Like a rolling stone?
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Well, what's the what's the next line?
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: A complete unknown?
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: You are going to be complete unknowns out there? What's
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: the next line? No?
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: No direction Home?
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: I mean that's you.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: I would assume no direction homes. That's the name of
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: direction home. Yeah, that's you.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: That's gonna be you while you're out there. Yeah, it's
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: gonna be so sick trip of your life. Man, super heppy.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: I'm worried that it's just gonna suck. It might It's
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: always a possibility on those trips where you just get
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: out there and you're like, dude, I want to go home.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: This fucking sucks, or just like I.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Want to be in a hotel. Yeah, you've you're you've
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: flown Delta one, so you know what the lap of
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: luxury feels like?
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: They the they were acting like I won that ticket
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: in a raffle the Delta one people, Yeah.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: They knew I did.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Oh congratulations, Yeah, yeah, poor dude.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: We were we were taking we were like about to
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: take off, and I've never been up front in the
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: front of the plane. Usually if I'm flying with someone,
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: I'm just talking to them. So the pilot's doing the
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: announcements and I'm just having a conversation with Francis. He
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: stops the announcements. He can't see me. He walks over
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: and stands right over me and just stares at me
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: until I stopped talking, and then walks back to the
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: microphone and continues talking.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Damn, you are a little boy, moone.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: I now the teacher really got out at you, dude.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck? Damn, And France didn't
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: say anything, and I was like thought, I was like,
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: was he? I was like because the fact that Francis
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: didn't say anything to me right after kind of made
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: me think like, oh, maybe he was just fucking with me.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: And then we took off and Francis is like, I've
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: literally never seen anything like that happen in my entire life.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Damn. He definitely smelled the poor on you what.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: I know, what the fuck dude about money I spent
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: on that ticket for him to be throwing two at
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: me for talking over his dumbass announcements that don't matter.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: If the plane is crashing, the fucking seats are not
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: going to be doubling down his life preservers. If we
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: land in the water, we're all gonna die. Yeah, those
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: announatos do not mean anything. It's protocol that they have
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: to do. It's not like me being like, oh shit,
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: I didn't know what the life preservers double down is.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: That's not gonna save I mean, goddamn Delta one, I
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: think this is my first road to my life.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: When we crashed into the side of a fucking mountain.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: But the Delta one announcements might be different. They might
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: be like, your Delta one seat turns into an aircraft carrier,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: it has an engine, and they eject ejected from the plane.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: It breaks off into a much smaller plane that you'll
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: be able to fly to safety.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, those announcements still is insane. I mean a lot
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: of a lot of planes on they just play the
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: video bro.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Their bitch asses still say no smoking on the plane.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: I know smoking that whole time delta one, a cigarette
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: pops down, it's the planes crashing. Yeah, you're gonna have
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: one last cigarette before.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: You go about how my grandpa used to do that. No,
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: my grandpa used to keep one cigarette and a lighter
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: in the gloff compartment of his car in case he
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: was about to die, apocalypse was happening and he could
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: have one more cigarette. What does he quit smoking?
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: And then when he quit smoking, he did that he
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: thought the apocalypse was coming.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Like that my grandparents. I don't think the apocalypse is coming.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: I think it's like any day now. My grandfather used
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: to have like a shelter. No, they're just like insane.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: They have like my grandma like stores oxy colton. She
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: has like she has like a that's much matter amount
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: of oxy callton in case the apocalypse absent happens, in
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: case you needs to get super fucked up because she
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: gets hurt or something. I guess, yeah, I know the
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: apocalypse might be coming.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I want to feel incredible every day, every waking second
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: of every day. My grandfather used to keep a hooker
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: in the glove compartment casey apocalypse came. He just wanted
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: one last roll in the haave Man.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Never made it. Man, she died there too.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: For Broad he said that he was cleaning out his
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: car and the cigarette was like see through because all
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: of the lighter fluid leaked out.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Ew.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would have been a rough one to smoke,
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: just burns. His whole face off thing would have lit
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: up in flames.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Damn, that sounds terrible.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: My mom just texted me and asked if I was
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: in the United States.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: She didn't know like that, she knows you're rolling Stone.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: I'm doing a pod with Roan type of shit.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Dude, I saw this dude that does these uh this
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: This came up on my Instagram. Mystery. This guy does
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: these videos where he does like he spins a wheel, which,
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: first of all, come on, man, that's our fucking idea.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Come on, remember when that was a big thing. I
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: neveryone found it. Like dude perfect also does a wheel.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: We were literally every show fuck It's like, dude, we
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: didn't invent a wheel?
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: What is this, Pat say, Jack? Show fuck? Is this
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: guy doing the wheel?
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Was probably like one of the first five inventions.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what the phrase is, and no one's been
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: able to reinvent it.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't reinvent the wheel?
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: What were you saying? And I remember some shit about
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: a fucking wheel. I feel like you're about to jump
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: into some juicy shit.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: This dude does these videos where he spins a wheel.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: It's called like it's a series that does it's called like, uh,
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: kids songs like by their dad's favorite artists, and he does,
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: like he'll spin a wheel and it'll be like a
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: kid's song like uh, you are My Sunshine, Uh fucking
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: eenie meenie miney mo ever those fucking songs.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: As fucking songs, and then he'll.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: Like spin it and get an artist and he'll make
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: like a music video singing that song, and it's like
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: cool as hell.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Wait, but I think I saw this guy. I think
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: he stopped the wheel where it's supposed to stop. Yeah, obviously,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: like Jimmy Fallon does, Yeah, whe it's like, we're gonna
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: spin this wheel and it's gonna be the best impression
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: you do.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah song, you know, it's done a ton of them. Yeah,
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: he did one and it was uh he did Mumford
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: and Sons and it was I forget what the song
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: he did. I think it was you are my sunshine, dude.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: It was fucking cool. It was good as hell.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Mumford and Son's fucking had the whites and a choke
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: hold for a good five years. Oh yeah, they had
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: me bent over.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: I didn't save it. Well, well it's gone forever never
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: we'll find that again.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Damn. It's not your fault, no, but mine.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Fuck dude.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, real as hell, that's a Mumford and Son's song. Bro,
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: you probably didn't even fucking know that. Listen a little
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: lying man. Before those dudes rocked suspenders.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I watched the movie where they had this female
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: character wearing suspenders in every fucking scene to try and
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: make her look intellectual. Really, I don't think suspenders make
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: you look intellectual now, not at all.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: They make you look dumb because you don't know what
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: a belt is.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, with your dumbass, Yeah, suspenders were there first, right?
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: What was first? Suspenders? Your belt?
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: I'd assume suspenders, right? Why would anyone wear a belt
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: or why would anyone wear suspenders? If belts exist and
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: where bikes were before cars?
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Probably right must have been right.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: That's why I don't understand where I fucking it annoys
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: me to no end. When people who are in cars
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: like hate on bikes. It's like, dude, bikes were here first.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Bikes are the ogs.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: I've never had a problem with the bikes, unless I
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: guess in the suburbs, a lot of the bikers like
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: to drive in the center.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Of the lane. Yeah, that is annoying.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: I guess, I guess the road.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: You have to share the but but I mean, so
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: do the drivers. So there's a lot of the drivers
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: have to share the road.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: There's not as much room for the driver to share
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: the road. There's a way more room for the biker
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: to share the road. Bikers can drive on the grass
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: if they.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Need to, soaking the fucking that's that's not sharing the road.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: If they're if a vehicle is making the biker go
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: on the grass, that's not sharing the road.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: No, you're all like fired up because you got to
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: rest it on a bike. And now do you think
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: you're like leading a revolution. I swear to God, I
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: am bikers against cars.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Dude. It's fuck the cops, bro.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, are you gonna go go to court?
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: People are telling me to you should No, I shouldn't.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: There's no way for a little guy like me, uh no,
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: probably like three hundred. It's insant two tickets combined.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: It's just crazy that that's the law that they choose.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: So you can just not pay, no, nothing happens.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: They're gonna hunt my ass down.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: I didn't pay. I got a ticket two years ago,
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: never paid it for what legal parking in New York.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: And they probably have a warrant out on your ass
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: No.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: They said, if your if you ever get pulled over,
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: if your car, if this car ever gets pulled over
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: again in New York, it'll get towed. And I said,
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: good news, car will never be in New York again.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well you found a loophole.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be on my bike every day.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: It's not your bike.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be on a city bike every fucking day. Yeah.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: And that's probably why they felt like they had impunity
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: over my body.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Because they owned it, and they owned the bike, and
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: they enforced the law around the bike.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: They fucked you, bro, dude, I truly know what it's
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: like to be the oppressed class. They probably be like, oh,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: you're a fucking rap.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Getting you because you were wearing headphones on a bike
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: is so crazy I know doesn't wear headphones. It's it's
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: more weird to not wear headphones on them.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: That's where they should have been getting people also like, uh,
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: they have they should tell you about what the laws are. Yeah,
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: I never, you never. I never knew what the law was.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: I didn't know you're not allowed to wear headphones.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: You can get a dui on a bike, right, yeah?
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what if your what if your ears a little
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: bit chilly going over the bridge and you just wear
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: like some headphones for the ear muff purposes warm you up,
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: and you get arrested for muffs. That was gonna be
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: my defense in court. That's literally like, can I not
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: wear muffs?
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: I want to wear muffs.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: You should be like there was no music playing?
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just yeah, they don't know if music
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: was playing.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Say, the headphones are expensive. I didn't want to put
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: them in my backpacks. They could have gotten dinged up,
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: dinged up, they could have got dinged up. There they
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: are glorified muffs.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I feel like if I just said they're muffs, I
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: feel like I'd be good to go one hundred percent.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: But I just don't want to waste my time. Why
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: would you I'm going to open up a gofund me
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: as a man, I'm going to open up the gofund
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: me and see if we can do a side project
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: or start at LLC or something like that. I need
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: to find a way to pay this fucking ticket back.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe like to write it off. Have a party,
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: though the rent is too damn high. Party. Yeah, these
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: tickets are damn expensive. Party.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you should just say that you did that for content.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: You're exploring how far you could break the law on
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: a bike and say that now you can write that off.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: From Texas, Francis said he was going to try and
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: write off his honeymoon really to Africa.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Why because he talks about it on stage and he helped.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: It helps them develop content. But I think his tax
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: guy said that if you didn't go specifically for content,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: you can't write it off.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: But that has my wheels turning. It's like, okay, so
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: if we do do something specifically for content, are we
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: just good to go? Like can we just go?
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Like the fact that even I know about all these loopholes,
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: now they're going to crack down on this soon.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the last one to know. Yeah, you're the
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: canary in the car.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: One year of writing shit off and then next year
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: it's going to be nothing is getting written off.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: You're not going to be able to write off this.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, you think you're going to be able to
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: do this in home office?
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: No, dude, I didn't do that. I already filed my taxes.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: But next year you think you're about to be able to.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: No, let's talk about m V.
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• 39:25
  Speaker 3: I filed my shit, bro, I'm good. How much you
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: don't even know if my accountants doing them?
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: How much did you have to pay?
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know because my accountants like, he went a wall,
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: he's missing what I did. I emailed him. I was like, hey,
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: here are my here's like my filings, here's all like
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: all the numbers and everything. I had it all organized,
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: and I said, let me know if you have any
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: other questions, and these replied and said, will do nothing.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: It's been a week, so maybe he just got you.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: But I haven't paid anything. I still have all the money.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: How much money I have?
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: All of my money still, I have not paid a
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: dollar to the IRS.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: They're going to take bunch of it.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: I know. I'm gonna get penalized, like fifty cents. They
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: get penalized.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Bro, either you spend it or they're gonna take it
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: from you. R S takes it from you if you don't.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: If you don't spend that shit. That's why I bought
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Mike Tyson's house.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they get it.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: We're gonna have to put our money together and buy
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Mike Tyson.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: I'm going to cash only in twenty twenty four. Fuck
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: credit straight liquid.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: I used to be on that type time, but dude,
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: it's it's tough.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: You can do coins only. Hell, no, coins only strictly
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: because of the smell. Oh, I hate the smell of coins.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: I don't even like touching them.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: The grossest place coins can go is uh in a
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: cup holder. Oh, dude, cup hold coins are so nasty.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: It's actually like this is dude, this has been something
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: my literally since I was a child. I want them
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: to go no coins. If they give me the money,
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: the cash back with the coins on top. I don't
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: even touch the coins. I take them and I slowly
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: carry them over to the tip jar and pour them in.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: What do they smell like to you?
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Disgusting? This? I hate them? Yeah, Oh dude, it's so
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: fi this a little bit of a and yeah cup
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: holders all dude, if I get in a car and
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: there's coins in the cup holder, I'm getting out of
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: the car.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: I have a traumatic, fucking core memory of my cousin
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: being in a car and she had like ear drops
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: that she spilled in a cup holder where there were coins,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: and it like emuls.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: There's like drums. It like turns green surrounding it, and
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: it will be there forever.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: It's so gross you.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Literally can like chip it away and your car will
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: just disintegrate around where you try to chip it away.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: It's more your car than your car.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: There's there's really no place more gross than the car
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: of someone with children, like young children. Yeah, there's like
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: a hand it's one big from the fucking the windows,
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: boogers everywhere.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like one part where the kid thinks that
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: they're surreptitiously putting their boogers and it's like a fucking shield.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: It's like a fucking age of fucking boogers.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: Because I had my my little sisters were young, and
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: I would get in my mom's car and it would there.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Would be this smell of like coins children. Oh, She's like, Oh,
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: I didn't know you're old enough to smell like that
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: yet it was so gross. Yeah, that's gross.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: Like I remember being in the car and just it'd
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: be like a three minute drive and I would get
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: car sick instantly. Yeah, because it'd be like hot and
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: smelly and crumbs and coins everywhere.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Something smelling stinky is the worst thing that can happen
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: in one of your senses. Yeah, It's worse than a
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: bad sound, way, worse than a bad sight, Grosser than.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: A bad taste. Really, you think I think something smelling
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: really bad is greer. I don't know, they're very Those
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: are the two close site. I think sight is worse
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: for me than smell seeing something nasty. Yeah, smell has
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: never really done it that bad for you. Just told
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: me about how you couldn't be in a car for
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: three minutes and I told you.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Also, there was a mixture of sight and smell in that,
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: and I think it was probably more sight.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: What Like, I'd rather watch someone throw up than smell
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: it totally. It smells, but I guess tasting their throw
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: up would be the worst.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: Smells all taste or tastes all smell like like what
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: you Yeah, that's a good one. I don't know, I don't,
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: I don't. I feel like I haven't smelled thrown I
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: haven't been able to smell throw up since like when
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: I was in like middle school and you're walking through
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: the hallway and some dude just puked everywhere.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one o the wood chips, dude, they dried it rounds.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Up the thing. It absorbs the smell. I'm pretty sure, really,
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: I think right, or maybe it makes it easier to
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: clean up.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: Who figured that out? Oh oh, right after the wheel?
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: What do you do all these shavings from the wood
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: or someone threw up from their first car ride?
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got carsick right away. You definitely get carsick
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: as hell.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: No, I don't ever why I get carsick in long
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: ubers in the city sometimes, but I really don't. I'm not, like,
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: I'm not like a throw up in the car. Guy,
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: that ship is pussy shit. If you're if you're over
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: the age of twelve and you're throwing up in a car,
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: you got to get your life together.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: It's a trick that women use to Yeah, it's insane.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Women use that trick to sit up front, like, oh
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I get to Carson.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Dude, can my younger cousin? You see that to me
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: constantly like no, I need to sit out in the front.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: I get carsick. Everyone gets carsick. Look out the window, right,
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: stupid fucking cousins. Because when you're biggest friend, just get shot.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: Like you have a friend.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: We had a rule that you couldn't get it two times,
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: or you could get it two times in a row,
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: but then after that you have to give it to
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: someone else.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: He's his biggest friend, his whole his whole friend group
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: is twink Central.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: They're one of my buddies is pretty big oal like
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: big shout him out. I'm definitely the fact fat ass out.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: I'm definitely the fattest. But he's way taller my buddy Matt,
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: he's like six three. You got big ass legs. Wait,
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: Matt legs. I remember we used to sit next each
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: other in the car, and my legs would be like
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: this and his would be triple the size, like one thigh.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: You gotta get him squatting bro. He should have joined
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: the football team.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, or crew crew most athletic sport.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: He should have joined the crew. Yeah, that would be
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: fucking legendary. My high school had a big crew program.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: We did two It sucked. It sounded sounded so bad.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: It was like more work than like they were running
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: more than the cross country team was running. Totally.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: The dudes did cross country in the off season because
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: it was like relaxing for that.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, they would there, they're like tryouts. They would
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: run like a marathon. It sucked, and they had like
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: one would make the team because no one did it really,
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: so they'd be like, we gotta just run a marathon
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: for no reason.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Ours had like eighteen levels of cuts. There was like
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: there were there was like, I mean, there's a lot
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: of kids on the team. They cut my chubby ass
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: fucking first wave. Really to college, it's easy to get
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: into any I league. No, it definitely is, because like
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: a lot of kids do it in IVY leagues, but
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: regular dumb kids from my high school we're going to
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: ivy leagues just because they were good at Crewe. Really
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: off the strength of crew. They're just working out these
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: young boys, trying to get them skinny.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: I know a couple kids that did Crewe in high
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: school who still do it in college and they're fucking
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: jacked now.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're huge, easiest hell to make the Olympics too.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that I would say it's probably true. I don't know,
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: maybe is it is it popular or is it only
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: like for white people? Yeah, for sure.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: But if you throw Lebron James in a scale or whatever,
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: what do you call it a skull a scale? I
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: don't fucking know. Tyler, you have had a crue body type.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Now you don't long and lean. You gotta be jacked
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: to do crue.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: No, you have to be tall and skinny.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: Are your shoulders to No, you're I You can't be skinny, dude,
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: it's a lot of You have to be skinning. You
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: have to be skinny, pulling and pushing, you gotta be skinny.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: You gotta be lean.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: You gotta be lean, but you got to be jacked.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: I think you start off lean, you get to jacked. Yeah, guys,
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: you got to stay lean. The guy's backs must be fucking.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: The cox just has to be like under. Yeah, there's
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: probably dudes who have gone to Harvard as a coxin.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: There are the tiniest dudes, but they have to do
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: the same workouts. It's like, dude, why are they working out?
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: They just sit there the entire time?
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: What is their job? What do they do?
• 47:22
  Speaker 7: Get?
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, harder?
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: They're like a motivational left side right side. That's crazy.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: There was a kid in my high school that the
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: crew that they talked about, and they said that every
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: time crossing the finish line he would just.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Pass out, just be rowing. And then as they passed
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: the finish line, you literally pass out. And then they
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: figured out that, uh, he wasn't breathing. He was just
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: like holding his breath trying to go as hard as
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: he could. You just pass all the way out for people,
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: like some.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: People like work out and they don't know how to
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: breathe properly, and they just go down every time they
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: work out.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: And this dude probably went to an IVY league school
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: being a full fledged idiot. Yeah, just forgetting to breathe.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: It's a pretty big one.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: The most basic human function. Yeah, just not even having
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: to walk, yeah, pret wheel breathing. It was walking them breathing,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: then the wheel or breathing them walking in the wheel.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: When we were in San Francisco, we walked by a
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: group of kids in the harbor and they were sailing
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: on these little tiny sailboats and they were practicing capsizing
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: the boats and like getting back on and it was
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: it looked fun as hell, but it was like pretty crazy.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: They were like really young, like had to have been
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: like second grade.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: You got to start those kids young before they realize
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: it sucks.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but dude, they were like fully turning the boat
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: upside down and then standing on the bottom of the
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: boat and like getting it back up to regular level.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: It's kind of sweet.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Francis told me that when it goes all the way
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: around like that, it's called turtling. They were turtling the
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: boat and then they stand on that gas thin on
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: the bottom and they like pull it up.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: His sailing ass probably fucking love that, Yeah, his not
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: tying ass.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: He definitely knows a ton of knots.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: All the knots.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: You probably could identify knots in a row, but then
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: you probably could like do the knots faster than him
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: on the first try, thus infuriating him.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Keep him up doing knots for an entire.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Six hour fight. If you need more knots than him, yeah,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: you should just start dropping more. No, you should sneakily
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: learn a bunch of the knots just to get under
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: his skin.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: That would I'm surprised that wasn't his fucking like niche and.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: A dozen good sailor knots. Yeah, knots and knots.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: I knew one knot. I knew the knot how to tie,
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: know how to tie, how to try to tie the
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: thing around a boat or the cleat the dock? You
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: had to tie a boat up theat?
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: Is that what it's called? Yeah, you're a damn near
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: a sailor too.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a seller here you are, I'm the son
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: of a sailor man.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but your skin is too fair to last on
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: the seas. I don't know you should you have a kno,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: a nice olive you to your skin if you spent
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: more than one hour outside of a week.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, damn it used to be black, dude. When I
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: was a child, I was so fucking tan were you? Yeah?
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: And then I was like oh shit, video games. Never
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: going outside again?
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: This is awesome.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they shouldn't have told me about video games. I
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: need to find a way to be on my feet
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: more me too. I need to take up like wood
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: chopping or some shit like that. I need to take
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: off like raising barns. I might become like a little
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: bit amish.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: I'm planning on coming back from Iceland.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: It's just chiseled from your for your weekend trip.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna lose twenty pounds in Iceland. Hell,
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: just from moving around. Dude, when you move as little
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: as I do, when you start moving again, that it
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: just sheds off of you, like you'll you won't drink
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: and we'll move for three days. You're twenty pounds later that.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a big ass walky day. I'm surprised
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: you're hillwalking in San Francisco. Didn't slim you down?
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: Well it it did. And then I flew for seven hours.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: Then you get all the weight back.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: That goes right back on Delta one.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Food, it'll pack it on fast.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got some overnight oats.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: What'd you have on the flight out? What'd you eat
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: on the overnight oes? That's where you wasted your fucking
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: delta one meal on.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: It was either that or like a dinner. And it
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: was early. It was like eight am, and I was like,
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: give me the oats at dinner.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they had a dinner at eight am. Yeah, I
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: don't believe you. Yeah, I'll call Francis right now.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: No, I forget what they had. It was probably it
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: was probably like a keishe or dude. Francis was leading
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: me down a path and I said, what are we getting?
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: And he said, we're getting overnight oats. And then I
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: got a bloody Mary and Francis got an orange juice
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: and an apple juice and shit on me for getting
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: a bloody Mary. I was like, brother, there's like you
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: just had the solid two hundred grams of sugar. Yeah,
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: don't shoot on my bloody damn good bloody Mary too
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: in a glass.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: There's no way the bloody was that good. They just
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: used canned bloody marry mix And like, no, it was
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: it was real. No, No, it wasn't those bloody Mary's
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: in fucking Texas. That was ray one O.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Those were terrible. They were too spicy for too spicy,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: they were too spicy for you're a little sensitive tummy.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: I don't like to be drink. I don't think I
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: like drinking spice.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Do you like Buddy Mary's?
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: I like it. I like a nice little medium spice,
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: not like a that was like you was like drinking wings.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Love to drink spice. I got fucking tanked on fucking
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Friday night.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, because you called me and you were hammered.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: No I didn't, Yeah you did, did I you don't
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: remember calling me?
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: Huh huh.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I already told you about the
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: overnight O. It's so I'm surprised that you asked about that.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: I guess I did call you. Oh, I was making calls.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, you were shit faced when you called me,
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: and then I went out drinking.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: After that.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: They were like, YO, give me a call when you
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: get a chance, and then you were like, yo, I
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: wanted to talk to you one on one. And then
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: I was like, what's up? I felt like someone like
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: died or something, and you were like, how was Delta one?
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: I thought I was calling all my boys. I went
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: to this thing called Cocktail Magic. Yeah.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: I saw that it was your your wife's story Avery
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: who posted it. But it looked fucking cool. Yeah, you
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: blew that you had the bubble?
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Did you see that bubble?
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been I've always seen those on like Instagram.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: I've ever seen.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: It's like a bubble drink that like they put a
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: bubble on top of it. I was like so excited
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: to like bring the bubble back to my fucking seat,
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: and then this Irish lady like can I get by it?
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: And she just fucking shouldered my bubble the bubble. She
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: popped my bubble. I was like, it's a wrap. My
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: wife's like, no, we're going to get you another bubble sucks.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you inhaled the bubble and the one that I.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: That's what you're supposed to do. You pop it with
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: your mouth, I guess.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: And just what does it do? Was there alcohol in it?
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: No, but it was like a smoky flavor. I don't know.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: We got like soo bombed we had to.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: Like leave a little smoky.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: No, No, it wasn't because I love that smoky fla
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: a tequila drink, I think, I don't know.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Maybe it was a smoky bourbon. It's the best kind
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: of bourbon.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: But the smoke came from the bubble.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: But it was like a.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: Y It was like a burlesque show. Did you what
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: was the clip that you saw?
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: Did you that so you pop in the Bible? Did you?
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: Did you go there, go home and then go out? Yeah,
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: because I saw the video of you there and then
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: you called me, and I was kind of surprised that
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: you were calling me because I assumed you were out.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: We got blacked out at that show and then uh,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: my boy OBEs came over and we and then we
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: went out.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: I guess did he hit to Did he have a
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: show in town or something like that?
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think I did see that he
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: was in New York though, Did he of course?
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: But I just got so bombed that I just I
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: couldn't do ship on Saturday. It was like a rare
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: hangover that kept me out of commission.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Like three nights of single hangover. No.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: I feel like I muscle through a lot of hangovers.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: I couldn't even muscle.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: The most hungover face. When you get hungover, I do. Yeah. Yeah,
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: it's always in the lobby of a hotel, and he's
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: just like it's always you're also you're you're never for
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: some reason when you're when you're hungover. You're never wearing
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: a hat, so your hair is all like down in
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: front of your face.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: Mad terrible. Yeah, yeah, that's a bad feeling. And I've
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: been on up you're all.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: I always know when you're over, like instantly.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: It's always.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: Their hair is always so messy.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: I was supposed to go to uh because I was
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: supposed to go to this store.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: That's the place where I had to wear a mask,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: is like this uh like vintage men's store, because I'm
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: shopping for clothes for the most dangerous game show.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: I want to give it like a little bit of
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: a look.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: And it's only open on Saturdays, and so like I
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: was trying to go, and I just I had to
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: lay down face down on my apartment floor on like
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: the hardwood for like three hours just to charge.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Myself up to go. It's a little bit much, but
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Charged back up and got out to rock Away to
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: see the fucking troops, which are I mean firefighters are
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: basically the civilian troops.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, big time heroes, don't you think, Yeah, don't
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: you think the hero yes? Or you don't think their heroes?
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: I just said I called them heroes. Before you called
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: them heroes.
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  Speaker 2: I called them the troops, which is like this synonymous
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: with hero.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't I would ever compare them to another branch.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: I think that.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: I mean they're I mean sometimes they're both. Sometimes a
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: guy becomes a troop and then becomes a firefighter. They're
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: the best of us. That's all I can say. Man,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: those guys are the fucking best of us.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: I think that would be my plan B firefight.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll walk up like our five flights of stairs
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: and be so out of breath that I can't breathe.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: And then these firefighters every year on nine to eleventh,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: they nine to eleven, they go to uh gym, a
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: gym and like put all their fire gear on and
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: then walk up like whatever, like seventy or ninety floors whatever.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Like the people walked up like that alone would fucking
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: kill me. Was it one hundred and ten?
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Maybe? Probably not.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: I couldn't walk up one hundred and ten steps flat,
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: much as one hundred and ten flights of step, much
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: less one hundred and ten flights of steps with full
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: gear on. Yeah.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: I did the StairMaster once for thirty minutes, and I
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: thought I was actually gonna die. It actually shut off
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: and it said take a break.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I broke it, but you're you're probably so
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: sore for like weeks after now.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: This is when I was in pretty good shape. Any
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: working out story I have, they're all from years ago, now.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: Years and years ago. They're all ancient oral tradition, and.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: It's just me looking back and being like, Damn, I
• 57:23
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  Speaker 2: He's so sexy.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't have it in me, dude. I can
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: only focus on like one thing, one thing. I can't
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: focus on the gym right now.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: You can't tweet and do sketches. You can't do sketches
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: and do stand up now. You can't do stand up
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: in the market, marstool. You can only do one thing, man, No,
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: I I it's.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: Work right now. My very work focus, fucking constantly grind,
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: totally working, video game pushing the boundaries and video games. Yes,
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: which is work used on video games. I know, but
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: that is work, totally. That's not a joy thing, totally.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: I know you hate defending the nation.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: I know you're addicted.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: I'm not addicted to anything.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: You and the firefighters are the real troops. Yeah, you
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: guys are more troops than the troops are.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, the fact that I'm even gonna be able
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: to try and squeeze in a gaming session tonight is insane.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: They probably consider you an air marshal whenever you get
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: on a flight. Yeah, anything happens. We at least got
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: a couple of troops on. Yeah, we've seen his KD.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: He's just wrong KD.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, bro, it's strongest k D slim reaper type
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: of ship. Alright, good episodes.
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: H m hm m h m hmm