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Fandomonium - Christmas Movies - Ho Ho Hoes vs Santas Little Sluts · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Speaker 1: You're listening to a lily Pad production.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to Pandemonium, the pop culture game show
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  Speaker 2: that shines a spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your
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  Speaker 2: games master and neighbor. You're engaged in a Christmas light
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  Speaker 2: feud with Matt Watson. But a games master needs games,
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  Speaker 2: and games need players, so please welcome first. Much like
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  Speaker 2: our favorite seasonal tree, she is our evergreen panelist, a podcaster,
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  Speaker 2: and comedian.
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  Speaker 3: It's Adre Stephenson. Oh my god, Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, And she is an artist and painter who
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  Speaker 2: loves crows, the one bird not gifted during the twelve
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  Speaker 2: Days of Christmas. It's Taylor Hartley Logan. Hi, Hello, Taylor,
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  Speaker 2: Hello Odra. How you're both doing this Christmas time?
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  Speaker 1: Festive and happy? Uh huh stressed, festive happy.
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  Speaker 4: I have so many gifts to still put together, but
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  Speaker 4: it's glorious.
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  Speaker 5: I have so much puppy chow to eat.
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  Speaker 3: Now, puppy chow. I can't remember what that snack is.
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  Speaker 3: What's puppy chow? Again?
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  Speaker 6: Well, thank you so much for asking, Matt. So you
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  Speaker 6: take some rice checks, maybe some corn checks. I like
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  Speaker 6: to do the mixture, and then you take peanut butter,
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  Speaker 6: but it has to not be natural. It has to
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  Speaker 6: be the Jiffy hydrogenated oil and then chocolate melt butter
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  Speaker 6: melt toss with powdered sugar on top.
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  Speaker 7: Muddy Buddies is the other name known.
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  Speaker 6: And the best part about this dessert is I love
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  Speaker 6: I don't think that I make it better than Derek,
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  Speaker 6: which is normally I make everything better than Derek, so
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  Speaker 6: he can make the puppy chow and I can eat it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh great system. That's balance, balance, balance, baby. That sounds delicious.
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  Speaker 3: I do remember I like puppy Chow. I have been
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  Speaker 3: offered at a Christmas party before. I just like all
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  Speaker 3: your cute, adorable names that you Americans have the things.
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  Speaker 4: It is typically the Brits who have the cute adorable names.
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  Speaker 4: Oh the back of the car is the.
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  Speaker 6: Boot, the bit, the biscuit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but puppy Chow. Puppy Chow is adorable as a name.
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  Speaker 3: Uh odra you feeling christmasy?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yes, I have my I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.
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  Speaker 4: Sweater on nice. I was planning groceries for some sugar
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  Speaker 4: cookie bark that I'm gonna make. It's it's a great time,
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  Speaker 4: yum metive festive.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, we are recording this on December the twentieth, which
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  Speaker 2: may be relevant in just a little bit. But yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we are cutting this very close to Christmas. So I
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  Speaker 2: really appreciate you take for joining us during this busy
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  Speaker 2: festive period.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well you're going to need some ho ho
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  Speaker 2: ho opponents. That's the level of quality we're dealing with.
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  Speaker 2: This evening, I was gonna say this evening, it's noon.
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  Speaker 3: Let's meet them.
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  Speaker 2: She is a fiber artist and our live show producer.
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  Speaker 2: She's keeping the scores, she's checking them twice, only to
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  Speaker 2: find out there is random as dice.
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  Speaker 3: It's Jen Reagan.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hello, And he is a musician and the
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  Speaker 2: man in the booth for our live shows. He's also
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  Speaker 2: one consonant short of being the little baby from the Nativity.
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  Speaker 2: It's Christ Reagan.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, bless you all. I be with you on this
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  Speaker 8: Eve and the day's following.
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  Speaker 3: Certainly, thank you so much. Christ, You're so welcome my son.
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  Speaker 2: Now, first, Jen, Christ, we have to talk about your outfits.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, yeah, well so, so we kind of double booked
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  Speaker 9: a bit uh hectic time.
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  Speaker 8: Today was supposed to be sexy Christmas. So we.
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  Speaker 7: You know, aprons, we are, Yeah, for the twenty five
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  Speaker 7: patreons watching there. Chris is wearing a Santa apron. There
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  Speaker 7: is a belt that's involved. I've got some snowflakes on mine.
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  Speaker 7: We're also wearing our matching Star Wars Christmas pajama bottoms.
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  Speaker 5: Oh incredible, that's incredible.
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  Speaker 7: We put all of our festive energy here.
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  Speaker 5: Let me tell you that shoulder action. It's working on me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we know what the twenty five patrons are saying.
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  Speaker 2: Patrons five full bucks a month, full bucks a month.
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  Speaker 2: It is even beta.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, this is a rough apron and my nipples are chapin.
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  Speaker 8: So we're.
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  Speaker 2: Games and look, there may be some movement in some
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  Speaker 2: of the games today, so maybe we'll get to see
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  Speaker 2: some of that chaf nipple.
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  Speaker 8: Only only you who pay online.
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  Speaker 3: So thank you so much, Chris. We'll get into twenty.
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  Speaker 8: Six whatever I can do those numbers.
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  Speaker 2: You know, well, thank you both for taking a little
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  Speaker 2: bit of time out of Sexy Christmas to join and
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  Speaker 2: record a podcast with us.
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  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, happy to be here, happy to do it. You know,
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  Speaker 8: it's a long day, it's a long break.
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  Speaker 6: We got time there's lots of hours in the day,
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  Speaker 6: something about refractory periods.
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  Speaker 7: Funny if people didn't know we were married.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if there's anyone new listening for this choosing this
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  Speaker 2: Christmas special as their first episode.
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  Speaker 3: It could be.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, we're not living in sing I mean, come on, I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Gonna say he literally is christ.
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  Speaker 8: I'm literally would obviously be married.
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  Speaker 3: Never never, It's just real quick, Chris and Jen, do
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  Speaker 3: you like Christmas? Your fans of Christmas love it?
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  Speaker 7: Big fans, big ups for Christmas.
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  Speaker 8: As you can see by Oliver matching bullshit, ye.
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  Speaker 3: In the shoulders.
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  Speaker 2: All excellent stuff, feeling very festive. Okay, Teams, twas the
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  Speaker 2: week before Christmas knees deep into advent when a British
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  Speaker 2: comedian asks you to make content. So I'd like each
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  Speaker 2: pair to come up with a Christmas movie themed team name.
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  Speaker 3: Please.
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  Speaker 2: We're loosely doing Christmas movies today. Let's start with Audra
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  Speaker 2: and Taylor.
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  Speaker 6: What if you got andre I can't wait to hear
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  Speaker 6: what you serve up.
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  Speaker 4: So I've got three. They're not necessarily Christmas movie, but
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  Speaker 4: they're Christmas. Christmas is fine, Christmas is fine. I have
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  Speaker 4: not so silent night.
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  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure that's a Hallmark movie.
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  Speaker 1: It is hell yes, okay, cool?
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  Speaker 4: How about sleigh Ride spelled s l a y oh shut.
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  Speaker 5: Aldry, I hate you for that one?
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  Speaker 4: Continue and then the third one is just the ho
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  Speaker 4: Ho host But at the end, how.
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  Speaker 6: About the ho Ho horse? Is that is that appropriate
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  Speaker 6: for Spotify?
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  Speaker 2: Look, it's it's risky, it's certainly risky, but I think
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  Speaker 2: it's I think it's allowed.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know it's christ season. We could keep it
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  Speaker 6: to ho ho hosse keep it at.
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  Speaker 1: The PG thirteen? Is that PG thirteen? I don't know ratings.
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  Speaker 7: You get to say it what like three times? Two
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  Speaker 7: times in a PG thirteen? Oh wow, So it's like
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  Speaker 7: you would be one over, it'd be riding the line.
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  Speaker 7: But I think you could sneak it into a cheeky
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  Speaker 7: PG thirteen.
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  Speaker 3: How about ho Ho sex worker?
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  Speaker 7: Gone?
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  Speaker 3: I will allow that sold. Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Are you going with ho Ho hose a Ho Ho
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  Speaker 2: sex worker? This is a tough decision.
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  Speaker 6: It's a very tough decision because I think ho Ho
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  Speaker 6: sex worker.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's a funnier bit, but I think ho
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  Speaker 4: Ho hose. It rolls off the yeah really yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: just the branding.
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  Speaker 5: Is a lot. Yeah, yeah, it's better for my brand.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, yes, you got to consider future merch you know,
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  Speaker 9: that's just too many words on a T shirt.
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  Speaker 8: Or ahead.
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  Speaker 2: Coming twenty twenty six, maybe finally, so we've got the
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  Speaker 2: ho Ho hose. Let's find out who they'll be facing
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  Speaker 2: christ Jen.
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  Speaker 7: It's really funny because one of my options were the
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  Speaker 7: ho Ho hose for Hallmark. Yeah, excellent, that's good.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Or if we need to protect the brand hose for
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  Speaker 7: my Hark.
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  Speaker 2: Oh sure, people get contacted by mister Hollmock.
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  Speaker 8: Please his father was mister Homemark.
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  Speaker 7: But chriss a few other options.
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  Speaker 9: We have Vanessa Hudgens five and six because there are
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  Speaker 9: four Vanessa Hudgens in the Netflix Christmas Cinematic Universe. Of course,
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  Speaker 9: Santa's Little Sluts. That's not a reference to anything. Just
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  Speaker 9: Kate Winslet and Jack Black just right across the board. Nothing,
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  Speaker 9: it's just the best couple from the Holiday fight Me. Sorry,
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  Speaker 9: love you, Jude Law not as uh you know whatever,
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  Speaker 9: It's fine, You're not wrong, you know, I don't want
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  Speaker 9: to be I'm not trying to be like uh too
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  Speaker 9: opinionated on this Christmas episode I'm just stating facts, okay,
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  Speaker 9: but that's all I could come up with.
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  Speaker 8: So it was really hard to think of movie specific Yeah, watch.
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  Speaker 3: Your opponents didn't.
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  Speaker 1: We just fully skipped the breath.
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  Speaker 3: It's okay, it's badly gonna be about whole making.
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  Speaker 7: There is Uh this sounds less funny, but uh, there
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  Speaker 7: is a speaking of Vanessa Hudgens The Night before Christmas,
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  Speaker 7: Big k and Nights that came out a handful of
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  Speaker 7: years ago. The Plight before Christmas. That feels a little
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  Speaker 7: bit more depressing. The missile hose, that's good.
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  Speaker 5: I really liked Santa's Little Sluts.
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  Speaker 8: I mean it makes a lot of sense to have
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  Speaker 8: the hot face slut.
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  Speaker 7: That's good branding.
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  Speaker 8: Actually, take care. That's a reference to the Simpsons, and
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  Speaker 8: the Simpsons does plenty of Christmas, so.
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  Speaker 2: It is Christmas boom, so sences little sluts, little sluts,
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  Speaker 2: all right. I support this for you guys. Sorry, it
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  Speaker 2: takes longer to write than ho Ho hoes. Okay, we
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  Speaker 2: have the ho Ho hose versus Santa's Little Sluts.
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  Speaker 3: It's a sexy.
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  Speaker 6: Christmasy this this makes sls that's good and word triple h.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's all about the game and how
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  Speaker 1: you play it.
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  Speaker 3: That's an excellent wrestling reference. Lenny didn't die for this,
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  Speaker 3: but he did die ten years ago this week. So
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  Speaker 3: all right, and with that fact about a dead rock star,
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  Speaker 3: are we ready to play some Christmas games?
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  Speaker 10: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, teams, Let's wrap up warm and double fist
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  Speaker 2: some cocoa. He is a naughty elf. As we fly
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  Speaker 2: by reindeer into round one, Round one is called it's
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  Speaker 2: beginning to sound a lot like Christmas. I have here
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  Speaker 2: a calendar with six doors on it.
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  Speaker 3: Who no, wow, God, So it's.
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  Speaker 2: The remaining six days leading up to Christmas, including Christmas itself,
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty one, twenty two, twenty three, twenty four, and
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  Speaker 2: twenty five. Behind each door isn't a cheeky chocolate but
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  Speaker 2: a series of three Christmas movie quotes delivered by our
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  Speaker 2: mystery guest friends. If you guess the movie after one quote,
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  Speaker 2: you get three points two if you need to hear
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  Speaker 2: two quotes, or one point if you need to hear
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  Speaker 2: all three. They are famous Christmas movies. I will say
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  Speaker 2: that much. I've not gone with obscure picks for these six,
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  Speaker 2: but some will be easier than others. That's the the
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: RNG part of this. I see you're all stretching and
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  Speaker 2: warming up ready for this. So I think we're going
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  Speaker 2: to begin with the ho ho hose picking a number.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm ready for this.
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  Speaker 5: I'm feeling good about twenty three.
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  Speaker 1: Heck yeah, let's go for twenty three.
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  Speaker 2: All right, you're going for twenty three. Let's find out
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  Speaker 2: which friend is behind door twenty three.
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  Speaker 8: I'm so nervous.
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  Speaker 10: It's cozier, isn't it.
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  Speaker 11: Boy girl, Boy.
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  Speaker 4: Girl shout out to Ash for that one. Thank you, Ash,
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  Speaker 4: I know this one. You were correct to pick twenty three.
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  Speaker 4: This is one of my favorite Christmas movies, and this
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  Speaker 4: is White Christmas?
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  Speaker 10: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Is she read indeed White Christmas?
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  Speaker 4: I have waited for the second one so that we
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  Speaker 4: could hear more of our friends.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe can we play them just so that we hear
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  Speaker 7: more of our beautiful friends.
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  Speaker 2: We can play them anyway. Let's hear the rest of
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  Speaker 2: Ash's White Christmas quotes. This is number two, mutual.
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  Speaker 10: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 8: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I also asked them.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't tell them the films these were from, so
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  Speaker 2: just they read it in whatever style they wanted. And
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: then the final quote.
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  Speaker 12: Give me one reason one good reason why we should
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  Speaker 12: spend our last two hours in Florida looking at the
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  Speaker 12: sisters of Freckle Face Hyenas and dog Face Boy.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, from a friend in the army.
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  Speaker 9: Also so rude of both being Crosby and Danny Kate
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  Speaker 9: talk shit about that guy. He's so much more attractive
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  Speaker 9: than either of them, right.
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  Speaker 3: What God said that?
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  Speaker 8: Ever?
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  Speaker 4: Yet hates the dog Faced Boys the most attractive man
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  Speaker 4: in that movie a hundred.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like a gen Z Instagram influencer. He's got
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  Speaker 2: iPhone faces.
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  Speaker 7: Haircut, so much time making up like a diss for
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  Speaker 7: this child.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure they are very young.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, sometimes sometimes I talk about movies with you guys,
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  Speaker 6: and you talk to him like, have I ever seen
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  Speaker 6: this movie before? I've seen this movie probably one hundred times.
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  Speaker 6: None of this is ringing a bell.
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  Speaker 2: Be fantastic for this round, but not to worry because
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  Speaker 2: you've got three points.
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  Speaker 3: You work as a team in this game.
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  Speaker 6: So, oh yeah, Audrey and I are spiritually connected. I
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  Speaker 6: don't think you understand that. So twenty three I was
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  Speaker 6: told because I knew ardro No, obviously.
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  Speaker 3: I buy it. It's the spirit. It's the spirit of Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: So the reason for the season.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to see lots of things like that. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: Santa's Little sluts. Would you like to pick a number.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know about you, but I'm feeling twenty two,
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  Speaker 9: so silent stuff.
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  Speaker 8: Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let's see which friend is behind door twenty two.
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  Speaker 3: Here it is for three points.
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  Speaker 8: This is not putting.
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  Speaker 9: I know it's ad the Grinch, The Grinch who Stole
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  Speaker 9: Christmas Jim Carrey, two thousand and one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't need to give all the extra detail,
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  Speaker 2: but it is indeed the Grinch who Stole Christmas. Congratulations,
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  Speaker 2: you're getting these quotes immediately.
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  Speaker 7: That's one of his favorites.
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  Speaker 8: Fun fact about how much I love this. This is
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  Speaker 8: my personal favorite. We watched this in my French class
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  Speaker 8: in high school and I was translating it for everybody,
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  Speaker 8: not because I speak French. Well, I just know every
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  Speaker 8: line of this fucking movie.
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  Speaker 4: One of my favorite things for when I'm practicing like
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  Speaker 4: a belt in singing is to do the hi like
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  Speaker 4: when she's across.
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  Speaker 6: Hi.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the perfect way to get your voice open.
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  Speaker 3: It's so fun.
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  Speaker 8: That's a good perfect I never even thought about it.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get some more Adam would Yeah, you want to
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  Speaker 2: hear more of Adam doing quotes from the grunch, Yes.
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  Speaker 13: Jury duty, jury dooty, jury duty, blackmaile, pink slip chain
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  Speaker 13: lettery viction noticed, jury duty.
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  Speaker 2: I did that in one, thank damn. And then the
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  Speaker 2: final quote, Max help me.
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  Speaker 8: I'm feeling.
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  Speaker 3: He gave it everything.
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  Speaker 8: Adam, get some points on the board.
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  Speaker 3: Adam.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, sure, you gotta give Adam a point for that.
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  Speaker 2: All right, one point to Adam there, Okay, back on
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  Speaker 2: over to the whole whole hoes.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go for it. Twenty five. Let's get christmased.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, here is your first quotes for three points.
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  Speaker 13: I'll give you anything you ask for, as long as
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  Speaker 13: it's not something I don't want to give.
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  Speaker 3: Adam again for this one is not ringing a bell
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  Speaker 3: for me, not ringing any jingle bells, not ringing.
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  Speaker 1: It's not ringing a single jingle bell.
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  Speaker 6: No, none of the bells are jingling. I am like
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: thinking of like assphole characters. So Elf is coming to
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  Speaker 6: mind his dad in Elf when he's like trying to
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: get him to go away, but I don't. Yes, that's
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  Speaker 6: just context assumption.
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  Speaker 2: You can take a free guest per per quote. If
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  Speaker 2: you'd like to throw something out and then move on
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: to the second quote.
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  Speaker 4: Then let's throw out for this one that's got an
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  Speaker 4: asshole in it.
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  Speaker 3: It's it does have an asshole in it.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe a couple, but it's not Ashole's.
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  Speaker 3: Let's next one is his quote number two.
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  Speaker 13: When the planes hit the twin towers. As far as
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  Speaker 13: I know, none of the phone calls from the people
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  Speaker 13: on board were messages of hate or revenge.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmm, very christmasy quote back, So it happened after.
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  Speaker 7: Your years to work with.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, this is a tough one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it feels very rom comy, Like I feel like
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: this would be in uh like a Nora Efron. I
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  Speaker 4: can imagine a Billy Crystal type making a statement like this.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's helpful to us.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I hope it's helpful to you.
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  Speaker 1: Throw out a movie that I know Matt likes.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, but oh no, that wouldn't have been in the
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: last twenty four years, because I think Scrooged was probably
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: I don't know, time.
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: Scrooge, Yeah, Scrooge, unless there was like an I don't know,
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: they do a million Scrooges.
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there are a million scrooges. There's one with.
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: Bill Murray, Okay, the Bill Murray Scrooge that was pre
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: ninety eleven, but okay Scrooge.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Could you imagine if Bill Murray said that and scrooged
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: the characters like what you're talking about?
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: Probably you don't know about this yet, but your kid's
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: gonna love it?
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: No, like are you? Have we for sure seen this movie?
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: I recognize this quote, and so I do feel a
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: little guilty.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: Is left behind.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Matt also likes Love actually okay, and so that might
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: be on this list.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: We're hitting love actually for this one, you're going for
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: love actually.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well I don't actually like this movie, but for
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: two point it is love actually.
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: Oh he called it? Okay, I was your job and
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: Chris you called it?
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Did you have this one? Christ?
• 20:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 20:09
  Speaker 9: But these are That one is so hard and it's
• 20:12
  Speaker 9: kind of dirty, Matt, It's just it's Christmas.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: That line is in a Christmas wrong com.
• 20:19
  Speaker 8: That's so true.
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: So what's the line that would have given it away?
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: The final one?
• 20:23
  Speaker 7: Three?
• 20:24
  Speaker 13: Ah, you know, being Prime Minister, I could just.
• 20:27
  Speaker 8: Have him murdered.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't have gotten it.
• 20:32
  Speaker 8: Adam doing his best grants.
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: So that would be dating it and then giving it
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: a location, so you'd be like British movie after.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Nine and love actually is the only British Christmas movie
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: after nine. Elect Okay, that is twenty five taken away
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Santa's littles.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Let's what would you like?
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: I think we should keep the pattern because I'm really
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: satisfied that we keep going angles into the twenty I think,
• 20:56
  Speaker 7: and then they can put twenty one. Just keep it satisfying.
• 21:02
  Speaker 8: I had a rhyme for a different one, but oh sorry,
• 21:05
  Speaker 8: I didn't that one ready for It's fine?
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Here is your three pointer?
• 21:10
  Speaker 7: Why not?
• 21:11
  Speaker 10: He loves the snow. He's told me fifteen times?
• 21:14
  Speaker 8: Oh Elf, it is Elf?
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just like that. Well done. That one probably was
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: the easiest.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: I realized that every maybe it's especially for all generation,
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: but every single quote from Elf is memorable.
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: Bye, buddy, won't be fine your dad. We used to
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: say that to my friend who had divorced parents, who
• 21:33
  Speaker 7: was not close to her dad, and.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: She loved it.
• 21:38
  Speaker 8: Just a fun time, you know, just just a fun,
• 21:41
  Speaker 8: silly time, just a.
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: Cute little anecdote about high school.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Here's a couple more ELF quotes.
• 21:51
  Speaker 10: Have you seen these toilets.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: They're ginormous would have given you the size of the protagonist.
• 21:58
  Speaker 9: Did that popularize the word ginormous? I feel like that
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: wasn't ever used until that movie.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: I feel like at least increase the popularity, you had
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: to expanded to the vocabulary of America.
• 22:09
  Speaker 8: Anybody knows etymology that.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Is at gmail dot com. Here is your final one,
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: which you've already got the points, so it's just for fun.
• 22:17
  Speaker 10: You sit on a throne of lies.
• 22:21
  Speaker 8: Yep, you smell of beef and cheese.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: There we go, Yeah, there it is.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: And that was another set of quotes from Ash, which
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: means the remaining two quotes, so from a voice we
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: haven't heard yet.
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: I hope it's a hot one.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Are you feeling twenty one or twenty four?
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: At twenty one, I can't do odd odd and then
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: go even wait, hold on, let me check in with
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: my spirit. Shit, we gotta go twenty four. It would
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: be a line, so.
• 22:53
  Speaker 7: It's not odd even you would still get the satisfying
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: line of the bottom round such en, thank.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: You the patterns you going with? Twenty four? Yeah, here
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: is your first quote for three points.
• 23:04
  Speaker 11: I hope you're all drinking milk. I want to get
• 23:07
  Speaker 11: rid of it.
• 23:08
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, home alone for three points. It is home alone,
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: fantastic style.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, shouts out to Derek out it was a hot voice.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Would you like to hear two more quotes from Derek?
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let me swoon.
• 23:28
  Speaker 11: I had a friend who got nailed because there was
• 23:31
  Speaker 11: a rumor he wore dinosaur pajamas.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: That's pretty good importination, ma'am.
• 23:40
  Speaker 11: I'm eight years old. You think I would be here alone?
• 23:44
  Speaker 11: I don't think so.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: He could have done better on that one drag.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: You'll give him the record, Yeah.
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: Don't worry.
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: Right before I came to get on this, he said
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: good luck and I'm sorry, And I was like, what
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: the fuck, dude, why did you tell.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: Me I'm sorry? He said he was gonna make it
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: hard on me.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the good look part applies to this round. The
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: sorry part might apply to the next round. Oh shit,
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: little teas of that. So back on over to Santa's
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Little Sluts. You guys are left with twenty one.
• 24:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we don't have an option.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: You don't have an option here. It is for three points.
• 24:29
  Speaker 11: Hey, same to you, And that's not very lady like.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: Oh shit, sounds like they're talking to our kid.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: I think he'd just come out of parenting mode to
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: record this.
• 24:43
  Speaker 8: We just watched this. It's Santa Claus.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: It is indeed for three points.
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: That's not very lady fake yelling at other drivers to
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: make it.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a real I picked a tough first
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: one for that because it's like such a big movie.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: And you got it.
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: If we have something, gets bast this guy.
• 25:03
  Speaker 8: If we hadn't literally just watched that, we did watch.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: It the other night while I was yeah, let's let's
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: listen to the other two to complete the set.
• 25:12
  Speaker 11: That's okay. You were just denying your inner child. So
• 25:19
  Speaker 11: finally something should happen to me. Put on my suit.
• 25:23
  Speaker 11: The reindeer will know what to do.
• 25:26
  Speaker 8: Classic great delivery RP. Tim Allen mm hmmm.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't love Tim Allen, his reputation.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: I had to connect the thoughts to that for a second.
• 25:38
  Speaker 8: I just wanted people to panic for he was dead.
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: You wanted to have a bunch of old conservatives to panic.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Because that is here, yeah everywhere, Yeah, yeah, twenty five patrons.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: They are loving this right.
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: Wing up.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: All right. That is the end of round one.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Let's ask Blitz and to blitz the latest scores. I
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: assume all the randy Is do what their names say. Uh,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: the ho Ho Hose are on eight points. Santa's Little
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Sluts are on nine points.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: Who I forgot? I forgot that I was the ho
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: ho Hose. I thought, Oh, I'm not nine points. That's
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: oka otra our way out of this.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Yes, and we're one.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: We're all ho ho Hose and we're all Santa's little
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: sluts in a way. Yeah, that's the Christmas spirit, except
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: one team definitely is winning.
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, or we gang up on Matt and we just
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: know we decided this happens every Christmas, but.
• 26:49
  Speaker 8: It is Christmas. Maybe Christ should win? I e.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Yes, let's I'll stalk that fire.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: He wants the white fan to win again? Why rise
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: out of Chris?
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: What?
• 27:07
  Speaker 8: I'm just in character as Christ the White.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Oh fantastic. Up Next is round two.
• 27:17
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  Speaker 2: a casino. Okay, Round two is a Christmas version of
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: our game distracts that we're calling What's wrong Snowflake?
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: Why? I just made a disk track, Matt, I don't
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: well traumatized.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: You won't have to make one this time. We don't
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: have to retraumatize each other. Just have to receive it,
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: just have to receive a disc track. But before we
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: get to that, do you all remember making snowflakes as
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: a as a kid?
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Was that something we all did in school?
• 28:16
  Speaker 7: Paper like paper folded up and cut little triangles on
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: exactly like that.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Ship Happy Memories?
• 28:27
  Speaker 8: I don't think I did this as a kid.
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: How did margareite not have you do this.
• 28:31
  Speaker 8: As we did? We did like the paper chains?
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: Okay, okay, let's famp. What holiday based paper crafts did
• 28:39
  Speaker 7: you do as a kid?
• 28:41
  Speaker 8: A lot?
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I also did glue snowflakes.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I did any Sorry, Okay, I
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: was googling how to make snowflakes?
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah no, please, because you don't of it when it
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: actually stopped, so obviously you would have like a whole
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: class session to make a bunch of snowflakes, you'd have
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: loads of time to be careful with a pencil to
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: mark out the pattern you want, and then the scissors
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: to cut it in the precise places. I'm gonna get
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: you guys to make snowflakes in ninety seconds and see
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: who After everyone has finished, theirs will unfold them and
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: see who has the best snowflake, and I'll rank them
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: for points. But it's distracts, So you are going to
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: be distracted by a ninety second distrack that a friend,
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: a loved one, or an enemy may have recorded.
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: That's why Derek said, I'm so he's going to be
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: in so much.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: So it's gonna be ninety seconds at a time. Ordra,
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: you're gonna go first. And I recorded your dis track earlier,
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: which means I have to listen to myself do that.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: So just know I'm suffering as much as you are, so.
• 29:58
  Speaker 7: You re traumatized yourself.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, O, gotcha.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: I love that each team has one person who's made
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: a fuck ton of snowflakes and one person who has
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: never done this in their lives.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: So I went first to give an example of how
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: these could have gone. Everyone interpreted them in different ways,
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: which I absolutely love.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: But are you ready, Odre? Yes, your time starts now.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, Audre, you might be great at crochet, at knitting,
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: many different kinds of fiber art, but you are so
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: shit at making snowflakes. You try, I could see you
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: right now. You're trying to cut them with the scissors,
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: but you can't even do that. How can't you even
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: use a pair of sicks?
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Do you know? That is incredible? Now?
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, I wouldn't have put a hole there, but you
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: know that's just me. Maybe we do things different in England.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Good luck with that. Honestly, is that going to be
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: more than.
• 31:09
  Speaker 12: It does?
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: It really makes sense.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: I'm getting nervous now that there's still forty seconds left
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: on the clock, and I thought it would have been
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: the time already. Yeah, okay, right, that's well, that's awful.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Fuck off.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: I can't wait for you to unfold that in front
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: of all of your best friends.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're gonna they're gonna think it's the worst. They're
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: gonna think it's terrible.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, still, you've got fifteen seconds. You can still make
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: a few little incisions.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Maybe, Yeah, I fucking can.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're freaking yeah.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: You can't not that. That's terrible. Okay, love you buy, but.
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: This is a dish tracking really, it's just commentary.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: Love you by so sorry.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, so let's not reveal your snowflake yet, but Audra
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: has her snowflake ready to reveal at the end. Yeah
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: it looks good, but next up, I think we are
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: going to have Chris making a snowflake.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Fuck and Chris.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: I chose ash just because for the for our team
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: or this team over here, it was like loved ones.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: I wanted to see what would happen if it was
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: like people who genuinely hate each other.
• 32:30
  Speaker 8: She's gonna be so mean. Fuck.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, are you ready Chris to make yourself Like, I'm
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: so ready. Your time starts now.
• 32:39
  Speaker 12: So, Chris, I was assigned to you, which is so
• 32:44
  Speaker 12: weird because I don't even really like to talk to you,
• 32:47
  Speaker 12: like in real life, let alone just like in your
• 32:51
  Speaker 12: head right now while you're trying to make a fucking snowflake.
• 32:55
  Speaker 10: But yeah, so this is kind of really fucking weird.
• 33:00
  Speaker 10: Did you know that?
• 33:02
  Speaker 12: You know, we've been enemies for so long that like
• 33:06
  Speaker 12: it's getting weird, Well, it's getting regular.
• 33:08
  Speaker 10: I don't know anyway.
• 33:10
  Speaker 12: I'm just gonna rambling on so that you could just
• 33:12
  Speaker 12: pay attention to me and not pay attention to anything else,
• 33:15
  Speaker 12: because I don't really want you to win this. I
• 33:17
  Speaker 12: don't really I don't really think you're deserving of winning it. Really,
• 33:21
  Speaker 12: I'm out here just rooting for your wife like I
• 33:23
  Speaker 12: always am. I you're rooting for your wife. You know,
• 33:28
  Speaker 12: me and Jen are gonna run away together one day,
• 33:30
  Speaker 12: so you should just fully can concentrate on that aspect
• 33:33
  Speaker 12: of what's going on in our lives, you know, because one.
• 33:36
  Speaker 10: Day she's just gonna be, you know, coming with me.
• 33:40
  Speaker 12: Like we talked about, We're just gonna run away together
• 33:42
  Speaker 12: and have so much.
• 33:43
  Speaker 10: You can have Adam if you want.
• 33:45
  Speaker 12: I think he might come with us, though, because I
• 33:47
  Speaker 12: think he likes us better than you. Anyway, just three
• 33:52
  Speaker 12: run away together. And I hope that now your dumb
• 33:56
  Speaker 12: ass snowflake that you're making for this competition is not
• 34:00
  Speaker 12: even near done, because you know what we're just about
• 34:03
  Speaker 12: at a time, and you know, I just don't think
• 34:05
  Speaker 12: you're gonna win this, Chris, I don't think you're gonna
• 34:07
  Speaker 12: win this.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's the time.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well we'll find out how it unfolds in just
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: a bit. I love how Sincere ashes like, I don't
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: think you're gonna win this, Chris, that.
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: Was a tough one.
• 34:27
  Speaker 8: She got in my head.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: She didn't know you haven't done this.
• 34:34
  Speaker 8: Even if I did, she got in my head, I
• 34:37
  Speaker 8: would have I was fucked.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: Anyways, Yeah, okay, back on over to the whole whole hoes,
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: and this time it is gonna be Derek distracting Taylor
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: with a different method of distraction here.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: You know who should be nervous as Derek.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Because you have scissors. Yes, but the apology. Okay, are
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: you ready, Taylor?
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: I'm so ready.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Your time stops now.
• 35:08
  Speaker 11: All right, Taylor. I am really sorry to do this,
• 35:12
  Speaker 11: but I am going to weaponize our child against you.
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: Watch out, mom, Mommy, fuck himself.
• 35:29
  Speaker 14: Mommy, look at Look at mommy.
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: Look at you, Look at mom.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: This is cruel.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: I make this faster. Will you stop sooner?
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: For five seconds? Left?
• 35:56
  Speaker 8: Mom? Great family guy reference Mom.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: I am not risky child.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Child.
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: She does not like this, understands respect. This is disrespect
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: to her to.
• 36:25
  Speaker 11: Be really really sorry.
• 36:30
  Speaker 8: Oh I bet you, I bet you, and I'll give
• 36:32
  Speaker 8: you this last three seconds.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: And that's your time. Ship.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: I forgot, I forgot. I was just kept.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Cutting hey and you had a hell of a distraction.
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: Though, Oh my god, Taylor, I like it.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: I can't wait to find out what that has made. Also,
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: we should say at this point Taylor is also used
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: wrapping Pep, but Christmas wrapping Pep.
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: I have never had Jen be so let down by me.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: No, I've never had her disappointed in me. But I
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: deserve that. We'll see how it turns out.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Look, there's now a chance to be disappointed in Jen
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: because it is Jen's turn to make a snuff like man,
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: I doubt I want to be a Jen was assigned Adam.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: It's a recorded disk track, and he went in a
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: different direction as well. So we'll find out what Adam's done. God, okay,
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: you ready, Jen? Yeah, time starts now.
• 37:37
  Speaker 8: Jane, you know I.
• 37:37
  Speaker 13: Could diss you, but I don't know that that just
• 37:40
  Speaker 13: feels weird. So I just I figured we would just
• 37:43
  Speaker 13: just take time to talk about something that we both know.
• 37:46
  Speaker 8: D and D you know, made.
• 37:47
  Speaker 13: Famous by people like Brandon Lee Mulligan, Emily Ashford. Let's
• 37:54
  Speaker 13: so I know that you played an artificer once artificer
• 37:57
  Speaker 13: is so cool.
• 37:58
  Speaker 8: So let's just talk about that for a little bit.
• 37:59
  Speaker 13: So an artis fister is what's known as a full
• 38:01
  Speaker 13: cast in D and D lots of spell that kind
• 38:04
  Speaker 13: of thing. Charisma is one of the things that determines
• 38:07
  Speaker 13: your spell class.
• 38:08
  Speaker 8: And that's what they're all about, is charisma. You need
• 38:10
  Speaker 8: a Christmas spell of fourteen or higher if you want
• 38:14
  Speaker 8: to be an artificer. Very very important.
• 38:18
  Speaker 13: They have some things like like level two cure wounds.
• 38:23
  Speaker 8: I believe it is.
• 38:24
  Speaker 13: They start out with oh no, sorry, sorry, no they don't.
• 38:28
  Speaker 13: They don't cure wound. Sorry, sillymy, that that's totally wrong.
• 38:31
  Speaker 8: They can't do that. This turns out with.
• 38:38
  Speaker 13: Top Boy, even with them being a full caster can trips,
• 38:41
  Speaker 13: they don't do cantrips. Kind of a weird thing. They
• 38:43
  Speaker 13: just go straight to first level spells. It's the D twelve, right,
• 38:49
  Speaker 13: the D twelve that they used to cast spells with.
• 38:53
  Speaker 10: Classic classic stuff.
• 38:55
  Speaker 8: You know what third.
• 38:56
  Speaker 13: Level you get the ability to infuse items?
• 39:00
  Speaker 8: Is that.
• 39:02
  Speaker 13: It's a yeah, third level, third level right for for
• 39:05
  Speaker 13: the infusing items.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the time I knew that.
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: Your weakness.
• 39:14
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: The first thing being Brandonly Mulligan and I was like,
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: maybe he doesn't Emily Ashford.
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: That I was like, okay, okay, okay, bastard, she get
• 39:26
  Speaker 7: her name out of your mouth.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: What did she do?
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Oh fantastic once again. Oh that's an interesting shape.
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: I don't know what's going to happen very much.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Looking forward to seeing the reveal. Shout out to our
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: lovely guest friends for recording those. It was uncomfortable to
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: do in front of each other, especially Derek's well, me
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: and Ash and Adam had to silently laugh and squirm.
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: You put them on a call, not pre record these. Yes,
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: that's hilarious.
• 40:00
  Speaker 7: So we all you all sat there, well for a
• 40:02
  Speaker 7: minute and a half. Derek said, Mommy, and you know
• 40:07
  Speaker 7: what I heard.
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: I was upstairs.
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: I thought it was like, oh, like I thought he
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: was making sex noises.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Should for the Christmas special with the team names you
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: guys have chosen, I should have made that the round
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: try and make snowflakes while your friends make sex noise.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: That's good.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: We're a couple of seasons away from that just being
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: the game.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm excited to see some snowflakes.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: How about you guys?
• 40:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: Oh, worried about it.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, Udra, if you could hold up to the camera
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: just a little bit and reveal your snowflake.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, Oh that's so Goodlake.
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: That's awesome. I'm so blunder on my team.
• 40:58
  Speaker 7: That's a professional snowflake maker right there.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: One year, I sat in front of the TV and
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: watched Christmas movies and made fifty of these in one sitting.
• 41:06
  Speaker 7: That sounds like, yeah, it does.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's uh, let's see Chris's snowflake.
• 41:17
  Speaker 7: You got to give the extra flare of what it says.
• 41:21
  Speaker 9: So yeah, I did, right, fuck you Ash, Okay, So
• 41:25
  Speaker 9: just to kind of give it some more Christmas spirit,
• 41:30
  Speaker 9: Let's see what I did, because I know what I did.
• 41:32
  Speaker 8: I know exactly what I did.
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: That's so pretty nice.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, you do have some snowflake patterns cutting in
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: at the top and middle.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: It's quite like an empty middle section.
• 41:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a it's really it's a really thick snowflake.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 41:47
  Speaker 9: Yeah, we have really, we have really thick snowflakes here
• 41:50
  Speaker 9: in Colorado.
• 41:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, there's not much going on in the middle.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: That's true. That's true. I have no choice but to
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: accept that as truth.
• 41:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's factual. Don't don't look into it.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, we'll find out where it ranks. But I'd
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: say solid, honestly, was better than I thought it was.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, Taylor, you had a tougher job not having a
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: standard ay four piece of paper. Whoa, maybe it's just
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: because it's the Christmas wrapping.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: But that looks really festive.
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: Uh huh you know, yeah it works.
• 42:21
  Speaker 7: I'm not disappointed at all.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: Well, it's the round that's the snowflake.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the rounded snowflake shape.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was the thing that's always toughest for me
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: because mine's still like a little bit of a square.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: But you've got like a way more rounded situation going
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: on there.
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: Well, let me tell you that ten seconds googling before
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: we started. But you know what, I'm not going to
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: point out flaws.
• 42:42
  Speaker 7: It's perfect snowflake. They're all unique and perfect perfect.
• 42:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Okay, Jen, let's see your snowflake. Okay, ooh, the round snowflake.
• 42:56
  Speaker 7: I didn't cut my paper into a circle first.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Nice, good strategy.
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: It kind of looks like a controller with the triangles
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: or test. Everyone, hauld up your snowflake and tell me
• 43:09
  Speaker 7: what it looks like.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: Should we display them? All at the same time.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, so is the so Chris, Chris, I am gonna
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: go with two points for yours because it is rectangular
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: and I think the classic snowflake design is more circular.
• 43:29
  Speaker 8: I mean, you know, I just see the world a
• 43:30
  Speaker 8: little differently. But you know that's fine. Not everybody gets it.
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: If you need to see detail on mine, this is
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: the detail. But then there's the festivity. So I understand.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: Hey, look, hey, look, I get.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: What I'm looking right now.
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: Oh like their's are a fully connected they It's not
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: as chaotic. It looks like a technically perfect snowflake. I
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: know that's what you're thinking right now. But think that, Yeah,
• 43:59
  Speaker 6: sure here and then be festive.
• 44:03
  Speaker 7: It is.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: It is festive, and I do think you had a
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: tougher job I am. I'm gonna go three points to
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Jen Snowflick, four points to Tailors, and five points to Audras.
• 44:13
  Speaker 8: That's fucked up, man, that's fucked up.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Oh that's yeah. That's changed up the scores pretty massively.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: But thank you all for making snowfls.
• 44:22
  Speaker 10: Thank you.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang this somewhere.
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: Thank you for the opportunity.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: That's all we can offer on this podcast. Okay, that
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: is the end of the round. Let's ask Hot Frosty
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: to calculate the later scores.
• 44:39
  Speaker 7: Fuck that movie, it's so bad. It was a rough one.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just it's a Netflix Holiday movies.
• 44:47
  Speaker 7: Okay, but they do have good Netflix movie like sure
• 44:51
  Speaker 7: that that's not a good representation of the Netflix Christmas movies.
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: We look, jen, It kept my attention, and you know
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: how I I am with my attention.
• 45:03
  Speaker 7: He was a heart Frosty. The plot was just very cool.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Gretchen Wieners. What a lucky lady. Okay, let's look at
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: those scores. The ho hose are on seventeen points. Santa's
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Little Sluts are on fourteen points.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: Nice dame, there's gonna be a winner, baby.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Yay. That does.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: That does, And we'll find out in round three after
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: these ads for discount Christmas trees by them on December
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: twenty fifth for up to ninety percent off, as in
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: ninety percent of the pine needles will be off and
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: on the floor.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Round three is called third act monologue.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Are we all familiar with the formulaic third act monologue
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: spoken by protagonists or love interests in Hallmark Christmas movies?
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the general tone, the general concept. You're gonna hear
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: a few, so it's okay, yeah, oh yeah. Because our
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: friends have each read the first part of a Wholemark
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: movie monologue. After hearing each one, I'd like each player
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: to offer a line to finish the monologue. How does
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: that monologue end? I will give points if you make
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: me laugh. I will give points if you're close to
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: the sentiments of the actual movie. And I will give
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: lords of points if you get it spot on. And
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: you just know this movie's monologue because these are some
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: obscure made for TV movies.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: So we're not expected to know the movies. Just god,
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: no reasonable vibe that it could be. Oh okay, love that.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: But if you're already I will play the first monologue.
• 46:42
  Speaker 11: Okay, I'll go what we said last night about trusting
• 46:48
  Speaker 11: each other. I need you to know that I do
• 46:51
  Speaker 11: trust you. I trust you to keep me honest. You've
• 46:57
  Speaker 11: been doing it since I.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Also asked our lovely guest performers to dial up the
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: melodrama for this one, and I wasn't disappointed with that.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: How long are we supposed to be writing just the finish?
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just the finish?
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: As long as you are.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: You could.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you wanted to write a paragraph just as
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: long as that to go on the end, or if
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: you wanted to just put two words, that would also
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: be fine. Okay, the correct answer is the one you write.
• 47:25
  Speaker 7: Ah, that's so poetic.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: I don't want to go first.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: I'm going to make aldi go first.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, do we all have an answer written down?
• 47:35
  Speaker 8: Sure?
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, Old, I'm going to play the monologue one time. Actually,
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: this could be a fun way to do it. I'll
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: play the monologue and then each of you say your
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: answer after that finishes.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: I won't play it four times. That would be crazy.
• 47:47
  Speaker 11: But okay, I'll go what we said last night about
• 47:53
  Speaker 11: trusting each other. I need you to know that I
• 47:56
  Speaker 11: do trust you. I trust you to me honest. You've
• 48:03
  Speaker 11: been doing it since I.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Tried to lie to you the first night we met.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: That's good. That's great.
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: Taylor took over this failing Christmas tree farm.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: That's a really good answer, Jen.
• 48:20
  Speaker 7: Since I was in college, since I came back to town
• 48:22
  Speaker 7: last Christmas, since I fell in love with.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: You, oh very whole box, Chillep, that's very good.
• 48:29
  Speaker 9: And Chris, since I first met you all those years ago,
• 48:32
  Speaker 9: when we met in Tijuana on Christmas Eve elbow deep
• 48:35
  Speaker 9: and that's sweet sweet cocaine.
• 48:39
  Speaker 8: I did say met twice, but you know what it is,
• 48:43
  Speaker 8: what it.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Is, Okay, fantastic.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna hand out some points, Yeah, and I think
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna start with like accuracy points. And I'm gonna
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: give one accuracy point to Santa's Little Sluts because they
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: referenced knowing them for a long time and it being
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: about them past and their time together in that part
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: not so correct. The actual court was you've been doing
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: it since I won the student council election when we
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: were fourteen.
• 49:14
  Speaker 7: Almosaid something about being fifteen damn.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: But I think that is good for accuracy. And Chris,
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: I think mentioning the coken did make me laugh the most,
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: and so I think I'm also going to give you
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: a point there as well. Yes, very good submissions from everyone.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: I thought Taylor's mentioned of the Christmas tree farm is like,
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: I mean that might come.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: Up keep that that vibe.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: That was from a film called It's Beginning to Look
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: a Lot like Christmas.
• 49:47
  Speaker 7: There was gonna be like a bit in there or something.
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: No, sometimes they just.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: I realized that because there might be clues for the
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: next one. So I will say the title of this
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: next one before you get started, to see if help
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: add to your quotes helps inspire you. So this next
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: one is from the film called Christmas at the Drive In.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Here is the monologue that.
• 50:09
  Speaker 12: First night outside town hall, you told me that this
• 50:13
  Speaker 12: place was about more than a business decision. Over the
• 50:16
  Speaker 12: last few weeks, you've proved you were right, and not
• 50:20
  Speaker 12: just about the drive in.
• 50:21
  Speaker 10: Sadie, I don't.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: First thought, best thought?
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Let's not even think about the.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: Fact that first and worst rhyme a lot better than
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: first thought, best thought.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: A man at all.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Nice, I read more of these scripts than I'd like
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: to admit. But you can feel the screenwriter like really
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: building up to caring about that page and putting a
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: lot of effort into that page and not really caring
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: about the rest of the script at all.
• 50:49
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, isn't that how that works?
• 50:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: You built something, We picked.
• 50:52
  Speaker 7: The end line, and then we build a loose plot yep,
• 50:58
  Speaker 7: and then overcorrect and justify it all in like three
• 51:02
  Speaker 7: minutes right before the end monologue yep.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: And then a popular Christmas song plays and we do
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: a big crane shot zoom out of the town.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: It's Christmas.
• 51:11
  Speaker 7: It's Christmas.
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: Oh god, I'm so sorry. I've got one last bit.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: No, that's it. It's gonna be worth it.
• 51:20
  Speaker 8: I think it's time that we should start writing a
• 51:22
  Speaker 8: Christmas rom coms as a group, just thinking that, just
• 51:27
  Speaker 8: throwing it out there, we.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Could do it.
• 51:29
  Speaker 7: We do have to get one of those like workspace
• 51:33
  Speaker 7: things that you can like rent out and rent out
• 51:35
  Speaker 7: a conference room so we could sit at the conference
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: room table Tom all over our holiday rom com. We
• 51:41
  Speaker 7: need to be in this space.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the proper room.
• 51:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, a pummer writers room.
• 51:46
  Speaker 8: Get a wee work Yes, this is what I wrote
• 51:49
  Speaker 8: it on.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Incredible, that's gold.
• 51:53
  Speaker 7: I mean, if I've watched any Christmas movie, I know
• 51:55
  Speaker 7: that most business decisions have been written down on napkins
• 51:57
  Speaker 7: that are saved in cafes.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Everyone got insists for this one. Yes, I think we'll
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: have Jen go after the dialogue finishes, and then we'll
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: go Chris and then Taylor and then Audrey. So here
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: is the monologue again.
• 52:14
  Speaker 12: That first night outside town Hall, you told me that
• 52:18
  Speaker 12: this place was about more than a business decision. Over
• 52:21
  Speaker 12: the last few weeks, you've proved you were right, and
• 52:24
  Speaker 12: not just about the drive in, Sadie.
• 52:27
  Speaker 7: I don't want to go another day without you and
• 52:30
  Speaker 7: me and bing Crosby on the screen.
• 52:34
  Speaker 8: That's great, Sadie. I don't want to ever give up
• 52:38
  Speaker 8: on what we have. I knew you were the one
• 52:40
  Speaker 8: since the first time we got to second base in
• 52:42
  Speaker 8: the back of your two thousand and two Toyota Corolla
• 52:44
  Speaker 8: while watching Dune Too on Christmas Eve. I'm assuming he
• 52:48
  Speaker 8: was a drive in theater. That was my thought.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Dune Too. There's been like one Christmas Eve.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: Why that's possible.
• 52:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a very new movie.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Turn around fantastic, Taylor.
• 53:04
  Speaker 6: I don't care if we play die Hard, even though
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: it's definitely not a Christmas movie. All I care is
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: about snuggling in the back of that pickup with hot
• 53:13
  Speaker 6: cocoa and you and santy Claus, our new golden Retriever
• 53:16
  Speaker 6: that I just got you.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: I love you.
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: All I want to be is with you.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: Fantastic write out the pages of a whole Mark movie
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: are what have you got?
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: I don't know how I could do this without you.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: I need you to drive into my heart just like
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: you've driven into mine.
• 53:44
  Speaker 7: Okay, light vehicular man, Yeah, I.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: Do think I'm gonna give Audra the accuracy points in
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: terms of playing on the idea of like a movie
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: drive in and playing into the line here because it's
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: a it's a much shorter into the point than your
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: fantastic offerings. It's just sadie. I don't want this movie
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: to end, Oh, Chris, So I'm going to give one
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: point to the ho ho hos.
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: B plot golden retrieve? Are you kidding me?
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: But Jen, I also really liked yours, So I'm going
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: to actually hand out a few points here and say
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: two points for Taylor, one point for Jen for making
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: me laugh and just being a great finish, a better
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: finish than what they had. All Right, I've got one
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: more monologue for you, guys. We've got one voice left
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: to hear if you've been keeping up with the voices
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: we have, and I gave Adam the longest one, of course. Okay,
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: here it is. This is from a movie called The
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Sound of Christmas. It's called the Sound of Christmas.
• 54:54
  Speaker 13: My name is Brad Owen, and I work for McKinley Holdings,
• 54:57
  Speaker 13: or at least I used to.
• 54:59
  Speaker 8: We'll see what happens.
• 55:01
  Speaker 13: Earlier tonight there was an emergency meeting of the board
• 55:04
  Speaker 13: of directors called by Chairman Emeritus Earl McKinley. I'm pleased
• 55:08
  Speaker 13: to announce that the company is going to match all
• 55:10
  Speaker 13: of your donations tonight. We're gonna use that money to
• 55:14
  Speaker 13: turn this place into.
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: Yep, yep, honor.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: It ords just adding on Sometimes.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: I just changed something that I thought.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Was slightly funnier.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Is rewriting, Okay, So this time, after the quotes finished,
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: we'll go Taylor, Audra, Chris Jen Here is that monologue.
• 55:38
  Speaker 13: My name is Brad Owen, and I worked for McKinley Holdings,
• 55:41
  Speaker 13: or at least I used to.
• 55:43
  Speaker 8: We'll see what happens.
• 55:45
  Speaker 13: Earlier tonight, there was an emergency meeting of the board
• 55:47
  Speaker 13: of directors called by Chairman Emeritus Earl McKinley. I'm pleased
• 55:52
  Speaker 13: to announce that the company is going to match all
• 55:54
  Speaker 13: of your donations tonight. We're gonna use that money to
• 55:58
  Speaker 13: turn this place.
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: Into strip mall with overflow parking lots.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: Turn this place into the best gosh darned Christmas tree farm.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: This side of Ohio.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: Was the rewrite the name of the state.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: This side of Ohio, it was just the best Christmas
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: tree farm in New Hampshire. Ooh, but then it was
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: this side of Ohio.
• 56:31
  Speaker 8: Christ We're gonna turn this place into Santus Workshop. We're
• 56:34
  Speaker 8: breaking away from our capitalist structure. No more money, no
• 56:37
  Speaker 8: more class warfare, no more board of directors, just Christmas
• 56:40
  Speaker 8: and love.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: Christmas and so much. What if you go, Jen, We're.
• 56:50
  Speaker 7: Gonna use that money to turn this place into the
• 56:52
  Speaker 7: goddamn sound of Christmas. The hills are alive with the
• 56:55
  Speaker 7: sound of generosity and Christmas Spirit.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: That's good and it's going to get you the accuracy
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: point again.
• 57:02
  Speaker 7: But I had written generosity and love, but then I
• 57:06
  Speaker 7: changed it to Christmas Spirit. So it was super close to.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: What she said.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was turned this place into the finest music
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: school in the country. But that's like filled the place
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: with the sound of Christmas. That that kind of makes sense.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: Just say the title.
• 57:24
  Speaker 7: It seems like, yeah, every third act monologue is where
• 57:26
  Speaker 7: you add the title of the movie so that people
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: remember what they're watching.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: Torn.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: I want to give a point to each of you,
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: but that will just render it not given the point
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: to any of you. So I will say, I will
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: encourage the idea of rewriting is a good thing and
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: give order at the point for making me laugh the
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: side of Ohio.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so true, I appreciate it.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, that is the end of round three. Let's ask
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: missus Clause to calculate the latest scores. Can I just
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: say I don't like how Santa treats her. I just
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: want that on record. Okay, those scores are. The ho
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: Ho Hose are on twenty one points. Santa's Little sluts
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: are on eighteen points.
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: Okay, I like that.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: Before we get to the quick fire around, let's talk
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: prizes this episode. Star Prize is the concept of giving
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: give the gift of love this Christmas a four dollars
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: per month subscription to the gate Leapers podcast feed. He
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: loads of promotions at Christmas. It's all the commercialism that's
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: around me. I'm feeling the spirit of the season. But
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: our winning team will also receive everyone's shitty snowflakes.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: It says here, yeah, oh my god.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: All right, we're doing this for you.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: It's from my mental health.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: Up next is our crucial quick fire around, but first
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: we must play one final set of ads. Remember Christmas
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: isn't about family or baby Jesus. It's about maximizing profits
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: during a financial quarter where people would otherwise be less
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: motivated to spend. We live in hell back soon. A
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: final quick fire around will test your broader pop culture knowledge,
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: and it's called the Mythical Children of Capitalism. In this game,
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: I will give our players clues to a mythical holiday
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: character specifically, and no, it's not anthropomorphically because they're not
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: all animal people. An anthropically created character or creature who
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: was invented to help create social myths around holidays and
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: life events. So it might not always be a holiday,
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: it might be like a life event, but they're figures
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: that were invented mostly by modernism.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: Following me, yeah, I think so enough.
• 59:49
  Speaker 7: I'll wait for the example.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: Sure, the style of Santa checking their name on the list,
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: And there is of course a classic gate leapers twist.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Need to say ho ho ho it's and then the
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: name of the character. If you don't say ho ho ho,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: can't keep you the point. So for example, if I said,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: oh ho ho, let's see here, Yes, nice chocolates and
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: eggs for next year's hunt, I.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: Assume oh ho ho ho, it's Easter Bunny, did.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: You buzz in Taylor?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: It is tough because we're.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 7: Ho ho No, it's oh no, ho ho, it's it's
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 7: ho ho ho ho ho ho.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: It's okay, I love what's going to happen here? Yes,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: you pick like a one syllable thing. So he went
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: for slats.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 7: I went for Santa. So you guys probably should do
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 7: like one ho and then three hose and then three
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 7: hoes after that.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: Okay, ho ho ho. Yeah, it's it's easter.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's the Easter Bunny. It absolutely was correct. It's just
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: this is the most confusing buzzin we've ever had.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 7: It took you four or five years to get here,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 7: but this might be the biggest tongue cluster.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just gonna.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Say ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think that's the safest that as many times
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: as I see fit, just just to know that I got.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Enough interrupt me at any time during the description. Are
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: we already?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: No, I'll start anyway, ho ho ho. Let's see here. Nice,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: but what a weird thing to collect. At least you
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: it's ho.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: Ho ho ho ho ho. It's the tooth fairy.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: It is indeed the tooth Fairy, and I heard enough
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: hose get stuff on this episode.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: You're here in a lot of ho oh oh, let's
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: see here, Naughty.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: No one likes to see you coming, especially with that
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: ominous hood, and I'm not sure I can yes, ordre.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: Ho ho ho, it's.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: The Grim Reaper.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: It is indeed the Grim Reaper. Yeah, there to make
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: death just that little bit easier. Oh oh oh, let's
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: see here, Naughty. You're my polar opposite. Why are you
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: intent on ruining Christmas?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: Oh ho, Jack Frost.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: That's not what I've got here, I'm afraid. Yes, Chris,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: ho ho ho, it's crampers. It is indeed crampers. That's
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: who I've got here.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 7: Oh damn, that's the plot of Santa Claus. What two
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 7: or three? Three?
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: Three?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: But hold on to Jack Frost Taylor. There's only so
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: many of these guys that exist. Oh ho ho, let's
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: see here. Nice, you give life to everything. And a
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: useful euphemism for twentieth century men who can't stand hearing
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: words like period or menstruation.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 8: Sluts yes, great.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: Wait, no, never mind, no, say what you were going
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: to say.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 8: Sluts. Ho ho ho, it's snowflake. It doesn't make any sense.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: Ho ho ho, it's mother nature.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 8: It is nature that makes so much sense. I really
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 8: wish I didn't buzz in, and I'm so embarrassed.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: No, but thank you for saying. At least you said snowflakes.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: It could have been worse.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: Like that.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: You heard of men who can't abide the concept of
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: a period, and you're like, fucking snowflakes.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: You actually had a good answer.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 8: I'm Christmas brain right now.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: So oh oh oh, let's see here.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: Nice although some would say naughty, but you're only nipping
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: at my nose.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 7: Ho ho ho, it's Jack Frost.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: This one is Jack Fross. Gets done okay.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: And also I just want to say, at this point,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: I forgot that this is what the quick fire around was.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: I went through a few different versions and realized they'd
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: all be too much weighted in Chris's favor, and that's
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: why I said that they'd be better at the quick
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: fire around. Turns out it's an even playing field.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 9: No, it's fine, Matt. You just you just fucked us early. Yeah,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 9: it's cool, that's.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: Exactly what I did.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: No, here's the thing.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 6: I thrive when people underestimate me, so you had already
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 6: underestimated me. And second I made THEHD a chance to
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: interrupt someone and it be okay.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: This is rewarded.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 7: What Christmas present?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: A christ fucking miracle? Finally, are you to be me?
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: Look, we aim to be a eurodivergent friendly podcast and
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: if it turns out the quick Fire Round is good
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: for that, excellent. Oh oh oh, let's see here, nice ah,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: someone from an ancient mythology, but you've been co opted
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: by that Saint Valentine to be his personal archer.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: Santa. Yes, Jen, let's cup it. It is indeed, keepids
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah, you look confused.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: I was because you're giving the answer.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 7: Well, because I said he said archer at the same time,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 7: and then I had to think about it for a
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 7: second and then I was like, yeah, keep it as above.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 7: So I was processing that as I was talking. That's
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 7: why I'm confused.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 8: He already did it.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: Success and I'll leave that entire explanation into the back
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: of the neurodivergent friendly classes. Oh oh ho, let's see here,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: naughty because you catch up with all of us and
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: we don't like being reminded.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: Of Oh ho ho ho father time.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 10: Hell ho ho.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: It's father time.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: And I think you did do five holes leading up
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: to it anyway, so I think you I counted at
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: least eight. We got so many hoes. Oh ho ho.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: Let's see here, Nice, I'm not sure what you do,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: little infant, but the person doing this Santa voice.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: Yes, ho ho ho, it's the New Year's Baby. Yeah,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: that's what baby new. Yeah, good stuff.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 8: I was going to get boss.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 7: Baby, but he baby the New Year's Baby.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: It's the same thing. Oh ho. Let's see here.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: Naughty, but with the possibility to do so much nice
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: you want me for Christmas? Well you don't have to point,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: especially in that ridiculous stars and stripes get up.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: Ho ho ho ho ho. Yes, Taylor, ho ho ho,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: it's Captain America.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: It's not Captain America. But that's a great answer for
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: this podcast. There have been so many nerds screaming Captain
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: America at that same description.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: And you are them in this moment. And remember who
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: the original Captain America is. Someone else to get it?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: It's Uncle Sam.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 7: Nice glad, Yes, he is kind of Captain America.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: Oh ho ho. Let's see here, Nice, I thought you
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: were real, But it turns out you Yes, Taylor.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: It's baby Jesus.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: It's not Baby Jesus. But that's a fantastic for the Yes.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: I was waiting.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: I thought you were real, But it turns out you've
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: been played by tens of different groundhogs pretending to be
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: the same guy.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 8: Jesus.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: Yes, Chris, it's punk.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 8: To Tony Phil it is indeed.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: Or Jesus Jesus Jesus Shadow shadow.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, several more years of tribulation imagining Jesus played by
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: tens of different groundhogs.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 8: All stacked on top of each other.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just trench goat oscar winning performance. Okay, ho ho ho.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: Let's see here, naughty with your sling shot and your
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: skateboard and your crank phone calls to mo bar I
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: shan't yes, Chris.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 8: Ho ho, it's Bart Simpson.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's Bart Simpson, which Ai lists is a mythical
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: figure symbolizing all things tricks are in the modern era.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 5: He's the tricks.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: Turns out AI says that Bart Simpson is the tricks
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: to God.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 8: I mean, I'd worship the citizens.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: Maybe the computers are right, okay, quick before the buzzer.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: Ho ho ho let's see here.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: Ah, yes, I still haven't given a gift to the
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: most important mythical figure of modern consumerism. That's right, the
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: big guy, the man himself. I haven't given a gift Santa.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 8: That's not her answer, that's her. She's buzzing in.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 7: Yes, Jen, I say, our name is that my brain
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 7: just went completely zeroed out. Oh continue, Taylor, you go,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 7: I haven't given a gift to me.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 6: It's this the Jesus I.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 7: Speaking of neuro divergent friendly podcast. This is your annual
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 7: reminder to take care of yourself, go to therapy. Holidays
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 7: are hard, take care of yourself. And you know, the
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 7: next hour after therapy is probably not the best time
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 7: to play an improv based game. But that might just
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 7: be a very specific reference to me.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: Advice. I will take it.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: It's good advice.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: It is good advice, And I'm so sorry for wrangling
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: you to this.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 8: We needed it.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: We need on sex miss too. I know, like cripple booked,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: it was your.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: Today.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, Before we get to those final scores, I'd like
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: to thank our players. You've all been so festive. You're
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: some of my most favorite people. In the world. Genuinely,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: thank you so much for taking time out at this
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: busy time of year.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much, thank.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 7: You, thank you.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 8: Merry Christmas, Christmas.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: As my therapist says, it's Christmas bitch. First. Anytime I'm
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: like well.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 6: And this, she goes, it's Christmas bitch, and I say,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 6: it's Christmas bitch.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's Christmas bitch. It's Christmas bitch.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 8: Amen.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: Jen, You are a brilliant fiber artist, Yan Dyer and
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: wonderful human being. Where can people follow you online and
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: check out everything you're making and working on?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 7: Thank you so much. You can visit half double dozen
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 7: on Instagram, where I go all of my makes, sweaters, spins,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 7: all of the things. I'm teaching some friends how to knit,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 7: so that might be on there. I do work for
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 7: an independent yarn dyre, so fun times playing with color,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 7: but that is where I share all of my things.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, oh yeah, and they're beautiful. That's so beautiful. Is
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: there anything anyone else wants to shout out?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 6: It's that time of year, People get cold, people get hungry.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 6: Donate to your local food bank, even if it's like
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 6: you pick up some cans or fifteen dollars online.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: Just do a little something. It's good karma for yourself
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: and we have to take care of each other.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, excellent sentiment, fantastic, great shout out.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 7: Also, get your flu shot, don't get other people sick.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's it.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 7: We're just, yeah, just doing some general good people PSAs
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 7: the end.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 8: We're people into into doing a piece of shit.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: Hey, you want to know what losers do? They skip
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: their flu shot? You motherfucker.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And if you are one of our listeners who
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: is based in Colorado, we are doing our next live
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: shot on January ninth at the Peak Improv Theater and
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: we are doing it themed on the Witcher, the Cold
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: and Frosty video game Fantom of the wit Chat. It's
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: gonna be a fun time. We've got a couple of surprises.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: We've got some great guests lined up. Come on down
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: on January ninth. Tickets are just ten bucks. Links to
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: everything in the show notes, support our players.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: Come see our live shot.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: And I shouldn't have done it in this order, but
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: please don't it to your local food bank, but that
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: one's the headline.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there we go.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: That's why you did it last It's because it's the
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: most important thing people remember exactly.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll cut out everything else in between. And a
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: huge thank you to Ash and Adam whose voices you heard,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: just In dodd Berg, Aaron Randolph Derek who you also heard,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: and Taylor Hartley Logan who you heard a lot, Kristin
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: Farley and Troy Davidson for their continued support at the
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: highest tier over at patreon dot com. Slash Gates Leapers,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: you are our executive producers.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: Happy holidays.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: You've allowed us to have an amazing twenty twenty five
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: and twenty twenty six is going to be even bigger.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: So thank you so much. Okay, let's get to those
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: final scores. Santa's Little Sluts finish on a number that
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: they referenced at the start and did a cute little
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: little quote for they finish on twenty two.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 6: That's so cute, guys, Jesus.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: But as is inferred by Taylor's tone, our winners are
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: the ho ho hos with twenty nine points.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 7: You know we did this for address mental health so
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 7: that she could take the snowflakes home. I couldn't break
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  Speaker 7: my best friend's spirit.
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  Speaker 6: At rights, be very scrooge of need my journal full
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  Speaker 6: of beautiful, sweet memories.
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  Speaker 3: This has been pandemonium.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you so much for listening to our
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  Speaker 2: Christmas season five finale. We will be back in two
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  Speaker 2: weeks with our annual review of the year. It's been
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  Speaker 2: an incredible twenty twenty five. Thank you so much for
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  Speaker 2: coming along on this journey with us. Season six. Year
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  Speaker 2: six of this podcast begins on January twenty second, and
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  Speaker 2: we've got a lot of fandoms, a lot of guests,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of moments, a lot of exciting live shows
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  Speaker 2: planned for twenty twenty six. So there's never been a
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  Speaker 2: better time to say, please share this episode with a
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  Speaker 2: friend or any of the episodes you've loved this year.
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  Speaker 2: Leapfrogs have such a wonderful holiday period. We will see
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  Speaker 2: you in the new year. Thank you so much for listening.
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  Speaker 2: And I will leave you with this quote by Adam
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  Speaker 2: from The Grinch.
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  Speaker 5: Matt help me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm feeling
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  Speaker 1: This has been a lily Pad production.