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Gordon Lives! – Flash Gordon & Epic vs Apple Lawsuit · Multiple Nerdgasm

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I don't know if you've seen this but evidently in 2023 there is a 4-Hour long
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version of the rise of Skywalker coming out is that true it's
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rumor I'm not sure that what was wrong with the rise of Skywalker was that it
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was an hour too short welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to all
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things
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nerdy yeah well evidently this is that they're like releasing all the deleted
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footage and so put it all back in there throw it back there everything I take
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guys the fans always do edits just put everything we [ __ ] filmed in there
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and let them edit it yeah edit it with your mind by tuning out and looking at
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your phone during the bits you don't want they can just create the version
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that they want that could work but I don't know I'm just starting to get sick
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of this whole we don't like the movie so we're Rel a different version for people
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just over it that's the world we live in now ever since Mass Effect 3 it's like
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you know what actually we can just yell at them and then they have to change
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thing that they made yeah they'll do it just to get us to shut up whereas I'm
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just I'm okay I understand that I don't have to like everything I see no you do
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though you do you're obliged to you have to like it so you might as well well get
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really mad at them if you don't I don't like being mad I don't know if you've seen this as
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well there's a new holiday special coming out yes I did see that Lego one
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and it's going to air the same day that the original one came out and it's going
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to have the Wes from the start in it that's amaz it's Lego right yes yeah
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okay look I'll say this I agree with you I I I agree that we shouldn't be just be
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yelling at filmmakers until they change their movies but I do actually enjoy um
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fan edit culture I I I like the fact that uh that's different I think yeah
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yeah there's a couple of movies that if I had a bit more time and and cared a
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little bit more I might do a fan edit of Star Wars might be one of them I do
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think it's a little I do think it's a little like like here's this thing that
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you made but I just improved it a bit here you go n it's remix culture Man
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remix I suppose sampling you know yeah
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did I did I take you guys through my plan for the new Star Wars
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saga will you've you've I've mapped it all out no no no it's it's not not
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rewriting I've just I'm just going to take what part of what part do I play
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I'm going to take all the existing films and I'm going to edit them into fewer
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better films sure well you guys you guys indulge me for a sec I'll take you
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through that's what that's what they used to do for with films back in the
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olden days when they were 5 hours long yeah that's right just the bits to tell
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a story so I actually I I put this up on Reddit at one point because I was like
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yeah I'm contributing to the world of and and then I realized that um people
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are horrible oh yeah and uh so I took it down never to post anything uh original
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creative online ever again um so the
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first movie episode one is called attack of the Sith it's the best bits of attack
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of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith edited into one movie notice the
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prequels three movies down to one no one movie removed and two movies down to one
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yeah you really need the phantom menace nothing from The Phantom Menace remains
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completely redundant episode two is Rogue one as it is yeah mhm episode
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three is a New Hope as it is uhhuh episode four is Empire Strikes Back as
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it is okay got some we got some perfect movies no need to change them episode
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five is re Return of the Jedi more or less as it is more or
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less sure um where's solo com in Solo is
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not in here solo is not in here spoilers yeah yeah the hand solo origin movie is
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called A New Hope and it exists okay we don't need anything else right episode
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six Force awakens as is episode seven is called fall of the Jedi and it's the
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best bits of The Last Jedi and the First Act of Rise of Skywalker edited into one
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film episode 8 is called the rise of Skywalker and it's the second and third
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acts of Rise of Skywalker in one film okay and Caravan of Courage yeah of
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course that gets its own series developed and expanded out it's yeah car
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of just edited into two three trilogies
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yeah it just yeah Peter Jackson style
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yeah yeah I want to see what happened to
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sindle dead I don't know yeah well that's what happened to her
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retired family but made it offre family were dead of AIDS Jesus dark but it was
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the 80s it was the 80s and that was the big bad it was man that was the villain yep
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now it's co and and just like AIDS uh We've we' blamed one specific sub group
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for CO as well yeah bats yeah bats
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we tried to Peg it on the Pengalin and they were like don't play us yeah my
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little armored body can't take it yeah and the bats like yeah we don't social
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distance Bunch together upside
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down stop eating us we'll get yeah we'll get you we'll
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get you you know we said we don't want to be eating well yeah we'll teach you a
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lesson eat me go on go on eat me and then come back later and tell me that
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you uh have happy that you ate me were you just going down on your microphone
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Luke I was actually just checking to make sure it's on the right setting ah
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blow job that only taking that's only taking audio from this side and not this
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side yeah yeah cuz sometimes you do uh you do a
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you approach from both sides exactly I like to mix things up one person either
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end luk there's some news that might have interested you this week there's
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two pieces of particularly interesting news about a topic that I know you're
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very passionate about and that is your
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Xbox yes they still won't let me know when I can give them money and it's
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annoying me' they' vaguely they've given you a general idea of when you can give
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them money yeah I know what I can collect by product yeah well they've
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said put it this way we want some of that sweet sweet Christmas money so
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it'll be just before then yeah November is when we get the Xbox series X which I
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predicted this months ago they probably just listened to what you said and they
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were like well Luke says November so step it up so they finally come out said
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yes it's November but the haven't come out with a price or allowed pre-orders
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yet but how much you reckon it's going to be 500 oh us I mean I I'd love it if
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it was only 500 I have a feeling Australia I'm thinking seven or eight if I can get it
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for under a grand I'll be happy I just I just want it to be it's more than a
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grand I think people might be like uh what if it was more than a grand what
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was the price of like the original first wide like mass produced
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consoles like the the Master System and the uh and the NES I think they were
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about 300 that's what I remember but that was also back in old timey money
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true does that translate into a grand now um I think it does when the nest
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launched in 1985 it was priced at4 $9 150 bucks and it came with Super Mario
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Brothers Duck Hunt and the light gun oh oh wow wow that's a deal but that also
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would have been like a week's wages true that's a good point for a coal
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miner and then you had to buy a TV the 360 was 800 bucks or something
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when it came out remember and we got we got it a year after the rest of the
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world yeah that was brutal I got a year after because I I just wasn't going to
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pay 800 bucks for it eventually I
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caved yeah I used Daves for a long time so did I I paid zero for it what I just
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go into Dave's room no I traded in all of my my original Xbox and all the games
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and they went you can have an Xbox 360 for free wow a lot of games yeah I
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remember there was that at um EB had a had a deal like that but they got to
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judge whether the games you were trying to trade were good enough to trade for
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it and they were very judgmental they were incredibly
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judgmental um but there's some other news Xbox Rel it's not news but it's
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also not rumor because there's kind of evidence yeah so I'm curious what you
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think of this Luke the Xbox series s is a thing which we've always known there
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was a rumor of s of like the the expensive model and then the slightly
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cheaper one which is a bit like the Xbox One S compared to the Xbox One X yeah
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but the I mean the reason there the the Xbox One S is just the Xbox one right
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with with a coat of paint and a smaller case so it kind of makes sense like it's
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like this is the original Xbox one that we made and we made a new fancier one
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and you can buy both of them this is like we're launching two things and what
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is the series s then like what's missing from it like maybe not 4K or something
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maybe no hard drive spe what what the one I think what the 1s
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the big thing was a digital version so it might be heading that like there's no
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disc drive and things like that but I'd be happy with the series X having no
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disc drive i' be surprised if the series X had a disc drive at this point it'll
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still have one if it's if it's just the series X without a disc drive I might be
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more interested in it but then if that's the only difference but no I guarantee
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you'll have a small Drive something as well it's going to be slightly slower
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maybe it doesn't have those fancy I know because you can't play the games without
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those fancy hard drives that they have yeah the new SSD drives oh no you you
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can I believe but you won't get the the advantage of the quick load times and
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things like that you won't get your 390 million frames per second yeah I thought
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they said that I thought they said that the bandwidth was required for the games
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but maybe it might be though but because you can still plug in an external hard
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drive but you might need to copy it over to SSD drive to actually pretty I'm sure
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they said you can plug in an external drive but you can't play Xbox One X
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Games off the external hard drive only Xbox One games sure they said that this the weird
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thing because the drive it comes with a one tab SSD drive and at the moment I
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think the only thing you can buy for an external drive that because you can get
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an SSD drive for it but it's only one terab as well yes one terabyte so two
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terabytes is nothing but this always happens right remember when the Xbox one
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came out it had 500 gig hard drive in it [ __ ] useless yeah but like if if you
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look at now I'm running my Xboxes have like a 1 tby drive and then they've got
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like a 4 terby external drive on them and I'm out of space all the time
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yeah I don't have as many games as you and I've still I've still got all mine
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on a 2 terb external drive yeah yeah and like you're using 2 terab it's not even
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like you're still just being able to survive off the terab that comes with so
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it just weird that they're sort of not expanding upon you're not playing all
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the games you have on there like at least I'm not I I I like I like to have
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them ready but I guess I could call it down and make it fit if I had to but I
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prefer not to have yeah now I do have better internet that may be a thing yeah
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that's true actually I can install it used to be like yeah it used to be like
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if I wanted to install a game it's like 8 hours to install so there's no way I
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want to delete that want to play this tomorrow how long is it
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to download a whole title an hour oh [ __ ] really cuz I downloaded Assassin's
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Creed Odyssey this week and it it took me between six and eight hours when you
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get back you are spending a fortune and you are getting the new gigabyte G plans
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you've been told yeah you need it look yeah it's fair tough but fair mhm yep
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it's it's so worth it so what how is how is Assassin's Creed I
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love it really I'm shocked how much I love this to the point now where I'm
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like were the other Assassin's Creed games like this to and I just didn't
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appreciate them uh or has has this evolved has this franchise evolved now
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to I can get on board used to have a cohesive story of sorts or they try it
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looks like they were going for one and they just abandoned that at some point
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they do try and crb the story into every single game though occasionally it just
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cuts to two women in the present having a conversation about something that I
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justun out I saw there was an article that said um because you know the first
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the premise of Assassin's Creed is that you're in sort of a a futuristic world
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going back in time into the memories of your ancestors and that and then at some
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point I guess they did a bunch of market research and they realize that actually
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people don't really give a [ __ ] about any of that stuff they just want to play
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as the [ __ ] assassin in the past so now it's kind of like they just kind of
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sandpaper all that stuff off but it's still there and I'm trying to remember
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back to when I played the very first game like wait what is this yeah well
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that was that was the premise of the whole movie of the whole game was that
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you were in the and you played as him in in the real Al in the future at some
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points no yeah anyway uh no I really love this it's it's the exact right
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amount
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of kind of like on Rails kind of combat
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and missions with
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exploration and kind of open world
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freedom of choice but still within a kind of structured framework I really
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like it yeah is so I I've seen i' I've actually not played any
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since the very early ones but is it like some videos I've seen especially of
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the valal that's not out yet but but it looks kind of like witchery where you're
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just kind of exploring around you can do whatever the [ __ ] you want is that how
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it is you going to be more so in the Valla game I think they're going for a
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very different sort of take like there's no actual side missions as such well
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Vikings aren't known to just stop and help people so I think and that's why
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they're doing that it's going to be weird if you go in to just sort of
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destroy this Village and then go someone goes up hi I've lost my child can you go
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help me find them like it's not going to happen I'm going to rape you and burn your house
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down that's why they're doing a bit differently there but I think it is not
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quite like quite like that but I I still think Odyssey is better than Origins I'm
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interested in Origins uh even if it's not as good uh because I do like
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Egyptians what is the game play of of Odyssey like what do you what do you do
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like the what's the loop I guess I can't remember B well you mean no no hold on
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I'm trying to work out what you mean you mean this the story or the concept what
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are you doing like you know the gameplay Loop you know have gameplay loop it's
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like this is this thing that you do on repeat you know like fallouts like like
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gather um build do quests kind of thing what are you doing in Assassin's Creed
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obiously it's all quests it's all quests and uh and some and walking between the
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quests discover you walk and uh driving a boat and driving a boat driving a boat
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okay there's also you can do it sort of stealthily or you can play like me and
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just go in and murder everyone right I'm I'm murdering everyone but I'm trying to
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be stealthily doing it I'm basically treating it like Hitman I do try to be
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stealthy but then someone will F me to go well it's OD yeah you can fight that
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one person and when they're dead other people don't know that you there yeah
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but normally I when I fight it's quite loud and violent and Spills out all
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right but the game Luke the game in and out of the
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game the this Odyssey was the first game I 100% yeah I can understand that too
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because I want to the first pains me it
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pains me to uh to leave Islands [ __ ] I want to go to Greece man this looks
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beautiful I'm sure it's not really like this and I'm sure Greece I mean this is
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you know a couple of thousand years too late probably looks like a modern city
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but um and also just the fact that you can like see all the islands when you're
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standing on the beach like I'm pretty sure if you're standing on the beach of
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uh mikinos you can't actually see all the way to Athens oh sure you know
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across the across the the ocean but it's just it's a beautifully created world
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it's just really are there mythological creatures in it uh so far no okay so far
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no okay are they what sorry mythological creatures yes there's been some hints
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that there might be though there are but they're sort of like a deal I think it's
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part of the DLC and stuff but it is it is different to the main game I saw a
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giant actually in a cave and I ran because I'm I'm level 12 and he was
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level 55 or something uh so I oh you have level yes that's just where quite
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quite different you do level up and your weapons they drop and you basically have
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to pick up better weapons as you go oh okay it's a bit of a looter shooter in
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sort of that respect the way you have to level up your weapons and things it's
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not like you pick up one weapon and you go this is it I'm going to use this for
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the entire game you can basically use it for a couple levels and then you have to
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pick up can upgrade weapons but it's almost no point because there always something else
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you're going to find something in the next kind of territory you go to but
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what you can also do is if you want to wear a once you've unlocked a garment
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you can use that skin on any other
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garment okay that you possess so if you want to kind of customize and bespoke
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your look you don't have to sacrifice the look just because you find a helmet
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that's got really great stats but it's [ __ ] ugly you can just have the
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vision of a helmet you used to have that goes with your
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outfit talking about this just wants me to play a new Assassin's Creed
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Assassin's Creed it really does well you can't that come out I'm probably not
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going to I'm basically I play before I
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play until uh cyber Punk comes out cyber
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Punk November 17th it comes out that's Assassin's Creed not cyber
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C cyber punkers yeah but they've they haven't announced a date have they yeah
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yeah they've announced a date they announced the date every time
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that they back they've gone yep huh that's and then they've been that's
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they've been showing it during the the night City Y so this one's I mean this
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one's been they've announced dates in the past and pushed it back this one
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they've been pushing it like in all the media I this one I'm a little nervous
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about this cuz I'm starting to see things that not happy with the melee
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combat right and we're getting to a point where if they're not happy with
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something it's what two months away 3 months away it's it's very close yeah
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and I I don't know I just have a feeling this might slip to
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2021 they're going to get a lot of angry messages on Twitter not that you should
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give they're going to get a lot of but if we look at the end part of this year
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it's very very very busy with a lot of games that would push back yeah that's
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true you got Assassin's Creed uh Watchdogs cyber Punk
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like and there's quite a few others I've been looking at as well Halo infinite
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been delayed we have to dwell on that too much that's already been delayed no
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which is doesn't surprise me after the presentation
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recently no like when you're watching it and then you see like what clouds sort
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of pop in and out of existence and then they go yeah we're going to hold off on
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this they did talk about having it an episodic episodic release don't do that
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and then they went what I I'm anyway yeah do you think they were like
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let's just show the everybody this and if no one notices it's a bit [ __ ]
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they'll just release it and then like no it didn't work out they noticed they noticed
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immediately they would have had to have been having those conversations
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already yeah and it's not like they could get away with not showing I know
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I'm just surprised that they did give in the state that it was but whatever well
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that they showed what they did like they could just showed anything they wanted
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yeah I know but they showed it being a bit [ __ ] yeah oh
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well um so yeah let me just check so we got like all the Madden games are coming out
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three oh yeah um the new Avengers game that looks
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garbage yeah I'm not looking forward to that as well all the soccer games uh
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what else uh Port Royale I don't know what that is
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you mean Casino Royale I'd play that yeah um the new Yakuza like I don't know
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there's like two three months where there's just like a lot of games that
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are long games as well coming out all at the same time and I think that's the
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problem you just play for a Yakuza right uh yes they are if you watch the cut
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scenes in that get ready for a very long
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game the cutcenes in that go for like 20
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to 40 minutes Jesus and I still have no idea what's going on so now I've just
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learned to skip them it's all Japanese mate can't understand a word they're
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saying but no there's like watch do Legion is going to be a 30 hour game
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Assassin's Creed a 30 hour game cyber Punk's going to be 100 hour plus game
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like all these really long games all within a month of each other I don't
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know I think guys let's let's uh let's
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make it decision right now not not to
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rush any of these games especially cyber Punk just because it's out and we're all
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playing it I will be this is what this has happened in the past and experiences
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best I went back to a game this week uh to to replay at a leisurely pace is not
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in the spreadsheet uh but I've started
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playing BioShock Infinite again I'm okay I'm going to play through it at a
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leisurely pace and then try and enjoy it because as as I'm sure we've discussed
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for actually listeners it's been a while since we disced this when it came out
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Luke and I were in America and I couldn't play it and I didn't get a
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chance to play it until everyone else had played it and everyone was like you
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got to play it you got to play it and there were [ __ ] reviews and people
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spoiling [ __ ] everywhere so I was like [ __ ] so I rushed my way through it and I
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did not enjoy it and it was I loved it
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and it the DLC for it is fantastic it's
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really great like it just expanded that story out and just kind of pulled all
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these great details out of it yeah one thing I'll admit like when I played it
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on the 360 I didn't like it and I think it was due to that fact I had to rush
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through it when I played through it again when they did the re-release of it
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on the Xbox One playing and there was no talk about it there was just me playing
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a game I enjoyed it yeah well already I'm like at you know the start of it you
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go in the lighthouse and shoots you up and that and you come out and the guy
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baptizes and all this kind of stuff and I'm like this is good it's cool this is
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good I think maybe I was just yeah I rushed it because I everyone wanted to
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talk about it and I was like oh [ __ ] I got to play it like it was just yeah
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ruined it for myself so I'm back into that let's not
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let that happen again I'm also playing something else that I went back to oh
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what are you playing Anthem I'm playing has that game changed yes it has it has
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changed because unless unless I'm mistaken I couldn't you couldn't do this
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before so I I'm I'm playing it I'm enjoying it I'm having fun uh the
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[ __ ] combat in it is great the way you fly around and like that was always
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good now when I'm out doing stuff I can
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go in and change my weapons and do a bunch of stuff that I'm sure you
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couldn't do that before right I'm pretty sure you had to like decide all that as
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you getting into your outfit now I 100% in the middle of a mission switched guns
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and I was like ooh I didn't I didn't think I could do that before which seems
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like so so you went cuz you had guns you could like switch to but we able to
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switch I went into my inventory and I switched from an assault rifle to a a
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sniper rifle I don't remember it's been that long I don't think you could do
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that before and but what I haven't seen is I don't think I've picked up a gun on
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a quest and then just I don't know that I've been able to switch to to that if I
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can do that okay then we're good cuz that was a [ __ ] pain do you still
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have to play a mission and then go back to the
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every time um that's a good question cuz that was the thing that always got me
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like you to do it like you can go out and do like instances and fly around and
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stuff but if you wanted to do like an actual Story Mission you had to do the
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story Mission you go out do it and then you get taken back to the city and you
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had to do that every time and you still had to play with people yeah you don't
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have to play with people uh definitely not I've said it to private okay and cuz
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I don't one thing I was funny with playing with people is by the time I
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started playing with a these missions people were just starting to grind
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already yeah so they would know where they needed to go and just fly off and
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do and I would get matched take my time and explore I was like level I'm like
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level five or something I get matched with people who are like level 30 and
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it's like what is this like this is not working so you don't have to do that you
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finally get up to where they're fighting and they just killed everything and
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you're and I'm here too so anyway I'm having fun with it
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I'll get back to you cuz I I really do want to enjoy this because the flying
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around is so [ __ ] awesome in it like like wa way your jets start to heat up
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and if you fly under a waterfall they you can like dive all down and stuff
27:12
like that yeah and then the way that you can be flying and then like like hover
27:15
around and shoot and then like slam down oh man the combat in it was really good
27:21
so for some reason it just didn't just didn't appeal to me I haven't played it
27:27
like I didn't play it like it I just there's just nothing about it that made
27:30
me made me gravitate towards it the thing I don't like about it's the Luda
27:35
shooter yeah see I'm okay with that like you got to go in and grind the whole
27:40
idea is you you play it and then you start grinding to you get better gear
27:44
I'm okay with that but but it was when I get the gear and I can't use the [ __ ]
27:49
gear without like you know like if you're in the middle of a quest and you
27:53
get a really cool gun you got to wait till you finish the quest go back to the
27:57
[ __ ] City load up your thing in the machine switch the gun out go out into
28:03
another Quest actually this gun's a bit [ __ ] I want my other one back have to
28:06
finish this Quest go back to the [ __ ] City it's like no don't make me do that
28:11
so I don't think you have to do that anymore I could be wrong but I don't
28:14
think if they've made some changes I might install it again and give it
28:17
another try cuz especially if I can send it to private yeah private means you and
28:23
me buddy oh I'll get out my big mees you went quiet then he doesn't want to play
28:30
with me you can play it too Danny no I I I I I would love it if we all played
28:35
together but I just know it's not going to happen yeah good
28:40
point yeah you got you guys did say that you'd come and visit me in Fallout 76
28:44
and nobody has H so I told you you have to level up to a level to so I can join
28:49
you I've giving up on that that's not good what level what level are you I
28:53
don't know 10 yeah I'm sure I'm 10 all right I'll meet up with you tomorrow all
29:00
right no I'm on to shoot tomorrow but maybe later in the week I got I've been
29:04
burnt by too many bugs in that game I've stopped and then oh really yeah just it
29:09
everything nothing works it's like I had a pretty smooth
29:13
experience I mean I got kind of bored and decided that it probably was just a
29:19
sometimes game but I got okay so you know when you get to you get to that
29:23
first bar and you talk to the woman um that all glitched out where she
29:27
said she said she go she talk to her and she goes hang on just give me a minute
29:30
and I think what she's supposed to do is turn around and grab something but she
29:33
went hang on just give me a minute and then went [Laughter] [Music]
29:38
back and I was like okay and then and like there's no UI or anything all right
29:43
quit the game and then uh go back in again mind you I mean that's obviously
29:49
not meant to happen but even at the best of times the human beings are they
29:54
certainly feel like an afterthought don't they yes well that yeah bolted
29:59
them on later but and then I got you know you get outside in the overseers
30:02
camp is across the road from that building yep so I go over to the camp
30:05
and I'm like checking stuff out and some guy like level some high level guy in
30:09
[ __ ] power armor runs over and just starts like waving at me constantly and
30:14
like throwing [ __ ] on the ground and being and then I guess he got his
30:17
headset and he was like hey hey hey take this stuff take this stuff and I'm like
30:21
no I'm I'm trying to play the game propably I don't want and so I pick up
30:24
this stuff I'm I can't even use any of this stuff just leave me Al
30:29
yeah but unfortunately that is play the game correctly know you're like I wish
30:33
this wasn't an MMO I'm pretending I'm playing Fallout 5
30:39
yeah this [ __ ] dude in power dancing throwing [ __ ] weapons at me like what
30:44
is this very nice of him though if you're listening whoever you are thanks
30:49
thanks for the stuff that I can't use there's a game that I've had on my steam
30:53
wish list for quite some time and I've I've never gotten around to to
30:57
purchasing it and maybe I will now uh because this war of mine uh is now on
31:03
the school curriculum in Poland yeah that's I've played that game
31:09
briefly it's um interesting I mean it it looks great I mean it's said in the uh
31:15
it's said in like Kosovo or somewhere right it's like Yugoslavia War yeah it's
31:20
like uh if it's a serious game it's not
31:25
uh you're not going to encounter anybody throwing High powerered weapons at you in this
31:30
game no if sure so their um official School reading list that's pretty neat
31:36
yeah yeah that's right um basically they
31:40
they've touted this as a uh
31:45
quintessential anti-war text right uh and so they're making all the kids play
31:50
it that's neat you're kind of like a it's a survival game where you you're
31:56
kind of barricaded in a building every time you play it yeah as well
32:01
so um trying to see if I've got a copy for
32:05
you oh it's on the Xbox I'm pretty sure right it is I own it on the Xbox I've
32:11
never play guess is it on Game Pass yeah I don't think so I think I I have it on
32:16
uh steam as well yeah it's um it's not expensive it's 30 bucks on Steam yeah uh
32:22
I was waiting till it came on special but never know maybe maybe this me
32:28
over don't wait for me I'm going to be a minut all right fine but yeah the game
32:33
it's it's uh visually very striking and um I remember being I haven't played a
32:39
huge amount of it but I remember being very like interesting so this doesn't
32:45
make me want I it's a game that I want to play but then I don't know just I
32:49
know I have to commit time to it and not not rush through and emotional bandwidth
32:55
as well it's very very dire and cuz I I believe like you're a
33:00
non-combatant right or yes you like the the game is it's it's it's a war game
33:05
but you're not fighting soldiers you're correct trying to hide your family and
33:08
get them food and make sure they don't get killed yeah y with varying levels of
33:12
success I mean it sounds amazing it sounds amazing but also amazingly
33:17
depressing yes and also because it's real yeah really happens yes yeah oh
33:24
that's cool that that their uh games are kind of moving into that kind of area
33:29
though like Poland are kind of pretty Forward Thinking with that kind of thing
33:35
in some ways you know no I me mean in general I just mean
33:40
you know yeah well they do also have some pretty strange blasphemy laws but
33:45
uh you know do they yeah have we talked about this yeah you
33:52
know um you nle from Behemoth he he gets in trouble all the time cuz blasphemy is
33:58
illegal oh really yeah but are they what what are they
34:03
Orthodox uh you know what I'm not sure about that but he he he got in trouble
34:07
wonder even he when he was in the US some um he was doing a anything then he
34:14
was doing a show and a Christian band that was on before as kind of a little
34:18
joke handed him a Bible when he was on his way up on stage cuz you they're like
34:22
a behemoth they know kind of a a Satanist band he's an anti
34:28
religious so they handed him a Bible on his way up on stage just kind of a joke
34:33
and when he got up on stage he started ripping the pages out of it and uh you
34:36
know it's kind of they're lucky that's all he did right uh and then when he got
34:41
back to Poland he was arrested and uh he won uh I can't remember the specifics of
34:47
it but yeah you're not allowed to do that anyway this
34:50
whatever not really relevant to the this war of mine just I feel like those kind
34:54
of no [ __ ] no you're right Matt [ __ ] him yeah
35:00
also I'm sorry I don't have a copy of the game I can oh this just keeps
35:03
getting better and better I'm going to have to going have to shed out the 30
35:07
bucks some more gaming news this week the this is interesting actually so
35:13
epic have they they added to fortnite on both
35:19
mobile platforms on Android and Apple they just one they just out of nowhere
35:23
announced here you can just use your credit card in the game now without
35:27
using the the payment system for Google Play or for the Apple App Store and yep
35:33
which is against the terms of service for both companies because if you've got
35:37
if you're selling something on their store you give them
35:40
30% yep so first Apple just removed
35:45
fortnite from from the store and then Google also removed fortnite from the
35:50
store uh so there was a whole bit of lot of drama around that then epic sued app
35:57
apple and then also sued Google so they're suing them claiming
36:01
anti-competitive practices and seemingly ready to go had a propaganda video
36:07
making fun of Apple's 1984 video like yeah they didn't whip
36:14
this up in a day what did I what I a weird thing about all of this I'm
36:19
actually sort of siding with Google and apple yes on this I me [ __ ] all of them
36:24
completely it completely violated the terms of but also it's s like they're a store
36:31
you're selling your product on their store they're taking a cut you go in and
36:35
they tell you this is the cut we take we're providing you with
36:39
platform like yeah I mean you know like something like um audible like you can't
36:45
purchase an audible uh book you know on
36:51
on the app but you can go to the website and purchase points and then you can
36:56
spend those points you know like there's plenty of ways
36:59
that you can do it but you're just no [ __ ] you put your credit card details in
37:03
just do it just buy it just buy it just buy it like you could purch a books
37:07
through the app but they would have to give app 30% and they don't want to so
37:11
like beautifully rended animation ready to go me they
37:16
knew was a hugely uh likely outcome I understand where they're
37:23
coming from to some degree though because they they do they do say like
37:27
like steam like steam Google Apple you're charging far too much for the
37:31
service you're providing but they don't get to decide that cuz even I think they
37:36
take 12% yeah of all the games that they sell well what if a developer goes in
37:41
and goes know what I don't want to do that we're going to pay you nothing now
37:45
and we're still going to use your store yeah we're not going not going to give
37:49
you cut of anything the same thing like Microsoft says all right we're going to
37:53
let you um let you have an Xbox and as part of game pass you can pay a bit
37:58
extra and we'll give you an Xbox as well to play all the games on then you take
38:01
the Xbox and then you're like actually I'm not going to pay you I just don't
38:05
feel like the Xbox is worth that much you don't get to do that like no you
38:10
can't just decide what you want to pay for something like I mean they can try
38:14
this and we'll see what happens I mean why not I I don't think they're going to
38:18
win though no it seems like and and also this I can't see how they would and look
38:22
they're not the first people who complain everyone's complained already
38:27
this is epic who opened their own game store and tried to get a whole bunch of
38:32
[ __ ] games on there to be exclusive like they do they do the same [ __ ]
38:37
thing but I know like even with Android like there's ways around using the
38:42
Google game store so I've got like I play Lotto every now and again yeah I
38:47
have to the app I have to install I can't download from the game store cuz
38:52
it's gambling right but you can you can still download the app from the website
38:56
andall it on your phone and still pay P for everything on your phone and stuff
38:59
it's just you're not going through Android like there's still ways around
39:01
it they're just really doing this is a big screw you guys they they they went into this
39:08
wanting to fight yeah oh yeah yeah they were ready to go and I mean yes they
39:13
probably do have to give Apple quite a lot of money for all of this stuff yes
39:17
but like and I think honestly Apple could probably come to the table and go
39:20
look you can pay us 30% up until a cap or something like come to the party cuz
39:25
they are making you a lot of money for doing nothing Apple does negotiate to
39:30
some degree I'm not sure the specifics of it like Amazon only has to give them
39:35
15% ah so there is a precedent for
39:40
this um but I don't know what the specifics of that are and you never will
39:46
no probably not but this is the same as you know the other news this week was
39:51
that apple is not allowing the Microsoft uh xcloud
39:58
on iOS because they can't um monetize it no it's not that
40:03
they can't monetize it they said it's because they can't CU they they'll get a
40:07
percentage when you pay through the oh that's right they were going because
40:10
they're not curating the games and stuff so they're not sure Lees up to their
40:14
quality of the apps that they give which is exactly right because and then people
40:18
were like what about Netflix right they don't review all of the the movies that
40:21
on Netflix and then like yeah but yeah but you're not you're not interacting
40:25
with the the the movies on Netflix and there's not this perception that oh I'm
40:30
trying to play this game on my iPhone like [ __ ] my iPhone this game runs like
40:33
[ __ ] or something like that like they have no control over that so there just
40:36
kind of because of the interactivity of it it's they might not fit with the
40:40
experience they want people to have on on their devices I don't know I feel
40:45
like that one's a bit of a I think I think it's also because they will make a
40:48
lot more money off Candy Crush well I think Apple's wrong on that one but
40:52
that's cuz I want to play my Xbox games on my phone
40:56
so I'm a bit biased so I don't know this whole thing
41:00
is interesting but I feel like I don't know
41:05
epic's I've always felt like the 30% is quite High it is but you use their
41:11
payment processor you're using their platform they're like but also you can't
41:15
decide that and go I'm not paying you that anymore or you can but you don't
41:18
use their service anymore like that's the trade off that's business and if
41:22
you're gonna if you're gonna make an app build in the fact that you've got to
41:26
make you've got to give 30% to Apple as part of your business plan trust me epic
41:32
are not hurting for the money they're making off fortnite no they are doing
41:36
five a lot of companies do that they'll say you can pay 15 bucks here on your
41:43
phone or you can pay 12 bucks on the website but I don't think you're allowed
41:47
to advertise it in the app but you can do that elsewhere you can just say you
41:51
know FAQ oh by the way that sounds a bit like when my friend dannee was working
41:56
at the Apple Store store and um was also just coincidentally trying to sell a
42:01
secondhand iMac that he uh had at home and then when a customer was looking at
42:06
the iMac in the store he was like you know I'm selling one of these that's
42:12
fun his boss was like the [ __ ] are you doing
42:16
yeah that's not that's probably not
42:19
legal yeah but and also the scale of the
42:24
the 30% is high but also this is a very different case where you've got this is
42:28
not like you know if I make an app and I want to sell it on the App Store and
42:32
they're like we're going to take 30% and I sell you know hopefully I would sell a
42:36
reasonable number of copies of my app and then everyone would be happy this is
42:40
not that this is one of the biggest [ __ ] entertainment franchises in the
42:43
universe there's billions and billions of dollars and then Apple's like well we
42:47
want 30% of that so I can see yeah it's a little different like like I do
42:53
understand where they're coming from but and yeah that that's what they were just
42:57
ready for a fight they want this and but the thing is I look at they're charging
43:02
12% on their store so anyone who uses them epic gam store they take 12% but
43:08
it's what if someone yeah when I'm don't I don't want to pay you that 12% they go
43:14
up well we're not selling your game anymore but that's the problem is that's
43:16
like if I went into a Lamborghini dealership and I was like listen I
43:19
really want the Lamborghini but I don't want to pay $400,000 for it they were
43:23
like well that's fine you just can't have a Lamborghini yeah no one has ever
43:27
said that before here you go take it no one no one's ever complained we didn't
43:33
know we didn't know but also you have the leverage sui
43:39
yeah like we don't have the leverage whereas epic maybe has that's the other
43:43
thing too is I Apple doesn't need that money to be honest no so this I mean
43:47
they didn't have fortnite before like so be I don't know be interesting to see what
43:54
happens yeah I think it's going to be a very interesting call battle and we just
43:58
have to wait and see cuz it's definitely going there but yeah I don't think epic
44:03
epic's going to win this I don't think so either I don't see how they could cuz
44:09
it's Apple and Google like unless unless they somehow prove that it's unlawful
44:15
that in after already taking 30 a 30%
44:19
cut of the cost of the game Apple also take 30% of any inapp transactions as
44:25
well like they're upset with because fortnite's a free game so it's all the
44:30
inapp purchase that they they're concerned about they don't care about
44:33
the purchase of the game fortnite's free yeah yeah you can go install it right
44:38
now on yourt [ __ ] mouth
44:42
then but they money because they don't make money off selling the game they
44:47
make money off people buying danth yeah clothes and different dances for their
44:52
characters and skins and stuff they make a fortune off that and if you buy it if
44:57
you're on your phone playing fortnite and you want to buy something it has to
45:01
go through and apple gets 30% if you don't sell stuff on the phone version
45:06
you only sell stuff on the desktop version or whatever and then you get to
45:10
use it in the phone app as well that's fine but if they're buying it on the
45:14
phone Apple gets 30% that's how can you
45:19
get the game for free yes and then not making any additional purchases and
45:24
still have a meaningful gaming experience do not need to buy spend a
45:29
cent on lot of peer pressure though Danny a lot of peer pressure all your
45:32
friends are going to look all your friends are going to do different dances
45:35
Maddie yeah you doing this dance you can't do that I've played I've
45:40
played fortnite once yeah it sucks I've played it once I played solo I got a
45:46
battle royale or whatever they call it like one which is a what are people lot
45:49
of going for and then went I don't like this game and uninstalled it so I have
45:54
like a one for one Victory but I don't game the only the only time I've ever
46:00
even encountered it was when uh a colleague of mine brought their son
46:04
along uh to work one day and he was like 13 or something and he was sitting there
46:10
playing it but he wasn't even fighting anyone he was just learning dance moves
46:13
as in like the actual the actual boy in the real world was learning dance moves
46:18
off yes yeah right and and and then I was like what what are you doing and
46:23
he's like fortnite I'm like this is fortnite playing I've had a playing
46:28
fortnite yeah I've had a lot of people I work with ask me like do they have to
46:35
spend money because they keep their kids keep coming up to go oh I need this so I
46:39
can buy the new season of cloth no and I'm sort like no you do not have to
46:45
spend a scent yeah it's peer pressure cuz all the other kids have got it so
46:48
you've got to have it m also kids that young don't have any concept of money no
46:54
that's why you hear people giving away like buying thousands of dollars worth
46:58
of yeah clothes and giving to did hear recently there was a a teenager who gave
47:04
$20,000 to streamers oh okay just
47:09
subscribe got's parents account like he had a card and he worked out how to
47:14
transfer money from his parents accounts to his card and then was just giving
47:16
money to like twitch streamers who were showing a lot of skin and stuff and yeah
47:23
I like that what's that the mother the mother about that was could have got the
47:27
money back if she pressed charges didn't want to press charges I
47:32
guess it's and I'm s of like no press the [ __ ] charges like wow but she
47:37
actually went back to the streamers and they she got most of the money back by
47:40
just asking like hey my son's done this it's bankrupted us cuz it was like I
47:45
think was like this was like in England so it's £2,000 wow and gone like and so she got
47:51
most of the money back by just asking nicely man that kid is grounded
47:57
yep but the good thing that she sort of said about like she's learned that she
48:00
needs to pay more attention to what her son is doing and yeah probably yes yeah
48:05
true try parenting next time see how you go we're so judgmental for people who
48:11
don't have kids I know right so I just ra like we do the only iOS game that
48:17
I've ever made an inapp purchase was to
48:20
buy a faster elevator in um Tiny Death
48:25
Star I love that game but then and I gred you
48:31
then because I told you no not very quickly but very suddenly like I played
48:36
for weeks every chance I got and I was a smoker then so I played a lot while I
48:41
was smoking and then just instantly just one day I picked it up I'm like that's
48:46
boring you just pick it up and go what the hell am I doing yeah like there's no
48:50
end game or anything in that they never updated that game either so it doesn't
48:54
run on on uh any modern phones which is a shame oh really yeah as far as I know
49:00
it's not available anymore oh sorry I shouldn't I don't know about Android but
49:04
on uh I'm pretty sure on iOS it's not available anymore um what Apple really
49:09
LED doing is um upgrading their uh system so that it can't run any of the
49:15
um the former apps that you've loved that's their thing so you can't there's
49:20
no no I just looked there's no Tiny Death start there's Tiny Tower Tiny
49:24
Tower Vegas but yeah but but no Tony it could have just been it could have just
49:29
been that their sales started dropping off and they just didn't want to renew
49:33
the it is actually on the developer to
49:37
keep their apps up to date and not and so a lot and in cases like that where oh
49:42
we're not making as much money off that app anymore so let's just not update it
49:48
no exactly and and you know like if they just they'd already made Tiny Tower and
49:53
all they needed to do was buy a license and reskin it and then suddenly double
49:57
Their audience when Nerds like us bought py desar you know what I mean so they
50:00
rode that way for as long as they wanted to and then they yeah well it's like if
50:04
you open an app and it doesn't fit the full screen on your new phone that's
50:07
because the developer hasn't spent the time and effort to to to update it for
50:11
the new phone layouts which you know fair enough if they're not making any
50:15
money on it why would they yeah so yeah if you're still using an old app that's
50:20
on you right well or if if yeah if if you're not going to
50:25
pay when you buy an app this is I've heard developers talk about this before
50:29
people kind of don't really understand this sometimes people get mad right
50:32
because it's like this app that I paid $1 for 5 years ago how dare you not
50:37
update it so I can use it on my like sorry you Pa
50:41
me1 no additional money technically you paid me 70 cents cuz Apple took 30% you
50:47
gave me 70 cents 5 years ago you have had your value from that yeah now if you
50:53
pay a continual subscription for an app I can they're doing one upate that's
50:58
what they're doing now like and people get mad about that because it's like
51:00
well I don't want to pay all the time it's like yeah but you're not paying
51:02
enough money at the start the prices have been driven into the [ __ ] floor
51:07
like yeah it's yeah we all made it this way and this is how it is now yes you
51:11
used to pay 100 bucks for a piece of software was similar to like a game like
51:16
yeah I think I saw something on Android recently where you can pay like a
51:19
subscription to the Play Store to and then like games sign on for it so sort
51:25
of like a Netflix arade Apple arcade that's what Apple does I pay month and I
51:31
get a ton of games yeah I haven't looked at it but or looked into what games
51:36
there are but I did see that and I went that's probably a good idea yeah cuz I hate
51:41
ads sometimes I'll be I'll be scrolling like Instagram and I'll say a game and I
51:46
got I'll install it and then I push one button in the game and it shows me an ad
51:49
and I'm no I didn't sign up for this
51:53
meanwhile I recently paid $150 or 100 plus dollars for a yearly subscription
51:59
to the Microsoft Office Suite um oh I was like you know like you know I don't
52:03
have my work computer anymore you know I've got a I got a Windows machine now
52:07
and I should you know I'll pay this money and then I realized the other day
52:10
that I get it for free because I'm a student oh yeah yeah I don't use
52:16
Microsoft Office yeah you probably could student uh you could probably even get
52:20
it through your work uh no I have it through I use it
52:24
through my work uh but I have yeah no but even like a lot of work a lot of
52:29
workplaces you can still just hey I'm working here and they will give you a
52:33
discount on it that in I think you I think actually a work license gives you
52:38
you're allowed to install it on a personal computer as well sometimes yeah
52:42
you I quit my job is the point oh yeah yeah yeah sure it doesn't really matter
52:47
you've already spent the money yeah yeah no exactly so uh yeah but yeah just just
52:54
just keep an eye on that for next year and you have to pay again next year I'm
52:57
not going to be a student anymore oh and you're not going to have
53:01
a job but doesn't yeah but yeah just keep an eye
53:07
out if you do somehow get a new
53:12
jobs thank you confidence don't worry Dan you you might get a job one day you
53:17
do somehow spend the money now you might get a job again see if you can get it through
53:23
work I mean Dan you you qualified to do one job and and you have just quit that
53:28
job so I don't know what you think you're going to do in
53:32
Australia man of leisure wouldn't that be nice leisure suit Denny what's that
53:37
leisure suit Denny yeah that'll be you speaking of uh people who uh have less
53:43
their jobs uh that guy who got sacked from his work at BP because he made a
53:48
Hitler meme of his boss's arguing did you see this I did not yeah so you know
53:54
the Hitler meme the downfall clip with the oh of course yeah yeah yeah yeah so
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um he made one of those and and then he was sacked you did for
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anti-Semitism oh that well that's not how that works exactly they said no no
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no you're um you you uh
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circulated in it like no I circulated a meme that's seen from a movie a very
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popular movie that people put new subtitles on and I put a subtitle
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of you guys [ __ ] arguing they fired him for the wrong reason and they fired
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him yeah yeah yeah they could have found something in there you know some kind of
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insubordination but no they went they went for [ __ ] racism uh and he won he
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won the court case so um yeah given him 200 Grand
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yeah all right yeah he had donation that he probably would have Lo he would have
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lost yeah yeah yeah I could see how they would be annoyed by him doing it but yeah they
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should have I guess you see that someone someone in their legal team went you
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know what you could say that no one can argue with say it's anti-Semitism and
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more like that's genius that's genius except it's also not true if they'll F
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that person that's the thing yeah they fire that person for antism now as well
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the court case for that is pending that's what they just fire everybody
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for yeah unfortunately we've discovered you're an anti-semite based on what a
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just some stuff yeah listen a lot of anti-semites uh they don't even know they're
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anti-semites and I think he might be one of those yeah BP had argued that the
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video video attributes to Hitler's character comments the refinery manager
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had made during the W yeah that's the point it's a joke he's not saying Hitler
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said that also it's actually not even the joke is not even that is Hitler
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it could be any man yelling in a in an over thep the fact and the funny part is
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not that h is yelling it's the reactions of the other people in the
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room it cuts to out in the hallway and a lady starts crying which in the context
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of the movie is very I mean it's it's [ __ ] himler goes into Del Hitler
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there's no more gasoline and they have no more troops on the Western Front and
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the war's over they have to surrender and Hitler just loses his [ __ ] but when
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you put just like [ __ ] I'm trying to think of one [ __ ] Xbox not putting
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the [ __ ] disc drive there and then some guys go [ __ ] been REM from the
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St girls crying in the hallway then it's hilarious yeah it's got nothing to do
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with Hitler at that point it's just a hilarious video of an old man yelling
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and then people getting upset around him like I mean I guess there's still a
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touch of the fact that you know it's Hitler makes it a bit more naughty I
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guess but maybe but I find that it's exactly the same as that other meme
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where you change the subtitles which that guy with the weird teeth that's
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laughing on on a TV talk show yes you know that one yes like
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it's the same joke you know it's just somebody is
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overreacting have you watch the original for that video uh I have I can't
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remember what it is though in fact I think maybe you showed it to me it it
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was he's telling a story about how he used to work in a restaurant and they
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told him to put the skillets in the ocean cuz the salt water will clean the
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Skillets or something something like that and that's what he's the story and
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he think it's the [ __ ] funniest story crying with laughter wow yeah that's
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great fantastic that's one of my favorite videos that guy he's just so
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infectious fa anyway yeah no exactly right exactly but the whole thing it's
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because it's an overreaction yes so something that you want to call out
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somebody for overreacting these are the you know these are the tools we have
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we've got Hitler we've got that guy that's
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right yeah 200 Grand okay it's not bad
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it's not bad it's not probably didn't get paid that much so yeah but he
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doesn't have job that's the that's the other thing though yeah yeah it's good
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point mind you if go nothing stopping him from going getting another job y
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good point you could also there may there may have been a problem uh
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with it at first given the ground given why call him for a reference well he's
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unfortunately he's uh fired
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semi uh so now I guess that removes that from he was Distributing Nazi propaganda among
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stuff really yeah is it true you're not allowed to give a negative
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reference is that a thing that can't possibly be true that's what I thought
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too so you just not allowed to say what's the [ __ ] point of him then
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that's to be honest though I it's embarrassing giving a negative reference
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and I've had a couple of people ask me for a reference and I wanted to say you
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should ask someone else yeah you don't want that cuz I always heard that you weren't
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allowed to I'm I'm sure it's probably poor form but then it shouldn't be poor
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form either right no if if if a employee is [ __ ] and then says can I get a
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reference well am I going to say oh yeah fantastic fantastic or am I going to say
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bit [ __ ] yeah like or I mean look you could only talk about the good bits look
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lot of energy but then again what's the [ __ ] point of having a reference then
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isn't the reference supposed to be the purpose of the reference is for a new
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should I hire this person yeah is this person good I don't want them to work
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with me anymore yeah is this person good at their job or not but then yeah I've
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always thought I actually thought I don't know why that like it's illegal to
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give a bad reference in my head but is that is that true that's so abstract for
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a law yeah you're not allowed to to give a bad reference that's like saying it's
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illegal to serve up bad fish yeah like you know what I mean like how do you
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yeah that's right it do all right here we go references just have to be
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accurate and truthful so if you're disciplined at your last job they could
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include that in your reference right I guess you have to take you have to take
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emotion out of it and it has to just be the facts why would you ask someone why
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would you use someone as a reference if you'd been disciplined by like some
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people don't know I think yeah some people just don't know that they weren't
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good at things that's true that is true I mean I've never had to give a I've
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been asked to give a reference for somebody that I wanted to say anything
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bad about but I just always think about it whenever somebody asks for a
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reference I always just think back to when I was young and for some reason it
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being instilled in me that you're not allowed to say anything mean like well
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but I understand that Matt because there are very very few people that I have
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nothing but good things to say about no I mean in in a work context you
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know like if you if like I I have people you know they do great work you know
1:00:51
when they're doing their [ __ ] job but you got to give them a kick up the ass
1:00:55
before they it like or like yeah they're great once they make it into work but
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they're [ __ ] late every day like no one's doing it all right
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no no that's true they weren't all anti-semites like this guy so I'm trying
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to think of a clever segue for anti-semites and I can't think of I'm
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just going to but anything I say now is going to seem like I'm like I'm making a
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comparison but um do you guys know what
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the Queen's favorite movie is no no she never the camp I asked her but she was
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like one one will one shall never
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tell uh okay Luke guesses Ernest Goes to Camp it's not that it's not that I'm
1:01:40
guess guess mat want to guess is it uh I guess again I've got
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another one is it downall get it Go
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Space Balls closer much much
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closer interesting is it Austin
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Powers no it's Flash
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Gordon oh the Queen's favorite movie is Flash Gordon from
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1980 okay and the reason we know this is
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because the actor Bri Brian bless right oh who plays um Prince vaulton right and
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he's also in he's in a bunch of stuff he's in he's in Star Wars The Phantom
1:02:24
Menace he's he is the Phantom manace tuck he's Bri tuck in in Robin Hood
1:02:30
prince of Thieves um he got to meet the queen and um he's he's a [ __ ] we she
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said to him yeah so you know you like you meet the queen and you know like you
1:02:40
be poed and you she's probably just going to say hello
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um she she went up to him and she was like say Gordon's
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alive he's like what and the queen
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[ __ ] says say the line Gordon's alive and he says it and she's like h i watch
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Flash Gordon once a year it's my favorite movie that's so weird and he
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was like [ __ ] the Queen's favorite movie Flash Gordon Flash Gordon all right yeah I
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mean I it's been a long time since I've seen it uh maybe it's very good I don't
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yeah I don't I me I just wouldn't have thought the queen loved a campy 80s
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sci-fi classic yeah I would have thought she'd be into something glad she does
1:03:27
but then again what who knows what the Queen's into yeah don't know a goddamn thing
1:03:33
about the queen I know nothing about the queen other than she's the
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queen I assume she likes queening but she might not oh I [ __ ] know she
1:03:43
probably has Queen she doesn't do her own queening she has queenas for
1:03:49
that um she probably likes jewels and uh m
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beheadings I've seen them now whoa oh the crown I've seen cancel my [ __ ]
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Great Britain trip because of thanks
1:04:06
bats I had to cancel my trip to Disneyland yeah better to be there now I
1:04:13
went to Disneyland the week before it closed it's going to go to the Galaxy's
1:04:18
Edge yeah next time next time I still feel like I haven't been to Galaxy's
1:04:24
Zeds because I didn't get to go on the one of two rides that they have I'm
1:04:29
still planning to go there for my birthday next year and stay at the hotel
1:04:34
okay book I should really give up on it but hopefully there'll be a vac then
1:04:38
three whole days not because it takes that long but so that you can increase
1:04:42
the odds of go on the ride yeah the the
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fact that it's like a one in 1,000 chance you'll get on is just if I had
1:04:52
known that I would have been angry I mean I didn't pay for the tickets to be
1:04:54
fair but but no that's when I was going for like I was meant to be going this
1:04:58
week or next week or something we'd actually planned to go there for 3 days
1:05:02
because of that yeah just to increase your chances of getting and it was
1:05:07
honestly going to be buying tickets seeing if we got in and if not then
1:05:10
going to another theme park that's how stupid I am another
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Disney theme park though you mean no no just Universal [ __ ] it [ __ ] it yeah yeah
1:05:21
we did get it let's go to Universal oh okay I mean there's drive off like this
1:05:25
you You' be Anaheim already and there are many parks there you want to go to
1:05:31
Harry Potter world as well no You' be in Florida right you going to Florida or Los
1:05:38
Angeles uh Florida's next year this one was going to be la oh oh do they have
1:05:42
Harry Potter at Universal in La I guess they probably do I went there when I
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went to E3 a couple years ago I've only been there one time and I can't remember
1:05:53
if they had that I don't think they feel like I out by not being into Harry
1:05:59
Potter it's Harry Potter's all right I I'm a Hufflepuff I've read the book how
1:06:04
do you feel about trans people Dan I think they're people oh you
1:06:09
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