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Random Questions · I Think Less of You Podcast

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SPEAKER_00: We're BSing,
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SPEAKER_00: sure,
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but you've been doing market research on what kind of things
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people think we should
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SPEAKER_00: talk about.
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SPEAKER_00: So what should we talk about?
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SPEAKER_02: What do the people say?
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SPEAKER_02: You just put me on the spot.
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SPEAKER_02: No, the feedback was that we don't really talk about anything.
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SPEAKER_01: I know, it's great.
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SPEAKER_02: That we sound like we flow well together, but we probably need a focus.
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SPEAKER_02: Which is extraordinarily hard because we are both, like, massively ADD.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: That's true.
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SPEAKER_00: It's great.
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ADD is kind of like a superpower in some ways,
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but it also holds you back.
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Superpower in that my brain doesn't think and doesn't operate
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in,
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like,
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linear fashion.
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It kind of hops from island to island and synthesizes weird
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things together.
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But,
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you know,
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also when I want to focus on something,
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I have trouble doing it.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: I just have become incredibly unambitious as I get older,
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SPEAKER_02: and that's not super helpful in my line of work.
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SPEAKER_00: Welcome to my world.
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SPEAKER_00: I've always been incredibly unambitious.
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SPEAKER_00: Great.
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SPEAKER_00: Being generally content is ideal.
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SPEAKER_00: It's what you're supposed to be.
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SPEAKER_00: But at the same time,
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SPEAKER_00: if you're someone who at some level wants to have drive,
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SPEAKER_00: it can be a problem.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm just a content person.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm happy.
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SPEAKER_00: I enjoy life.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm really jealous of this.
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SPEAKER_00: I need to know the secrets.
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My superpower has always been being generally happy doing
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whatever I happen to find myself.
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SPEAKER_00: As long as there's money to pay the bills,
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SPEAKER_00: I'm happy to just do whatever it is that happened to me to do it.
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SPEAKER_00: Like talking to you.
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SPEAKER_02: I would like to be unburdened with my concerns.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: Everyone should aspire to be more like me.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't want to toot my own horn, but I'm the ideal Christian.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm just, you know, happy with my place.
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SPEAKER_02: This is me rolling my eyes.
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SPEAKER_00: So far they jumped out of my head.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Really humble about it, too.
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SPEAKER_00: The most godly man you'll meet, most likely.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: I feel like my husband might be up there.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, perhaps.
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SPEAKER_00: He has to deal with me, so.
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SPEAKER_00: With his weighty tomes.
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SPEAKER_02: He has to deal with me, and that is a lot.
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SPEAKER_02: He honestly should probably be considered for sainthood.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: What do the people want us to talk about?
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SPEAKER_00: Courtney has been going out.
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SPEAKER_00: You've been doing market research, asking people about.
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SPEAKER_02: Unfortunately, nobody said what they want us to talk about.
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SPEAKER_00: They said we should be more focused.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: I thought of something really fun and this may be totally boring.
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And if it is,
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we'll cut it and it'll never see the light of day,
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but I think it'll be fun.
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SPEAKER_02: My husband was just in Baltimore and horrible place, horrible city.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm not fighting any of that.
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just to say he saw some friends of ours that he hasn't seen for
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a long time and
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their kids came prepared with a list of like 20 questions and
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they were really odd
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like off the wall questions because they had never met him and
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this is like his
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really good friends that he grew up with as a little kid like
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are the parents so
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SPEAKER_02: these little kids came up with all these crazy questions
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And my daughter heard this story and thought it was like the
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greatest thing ever
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SPEAKER_02: and immediately wrote a list of like,
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SPEAKER_02: well,
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SPEAKER_02: I'm looking at this list.
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SPEAKER_02: It's not 20.
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SPEAKER_02: It looks like 150 questions.
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I'm not going to ask you all of them because some of them are
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very,
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very identifying.
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But especially because you're an anonymous account and everyone
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knows you online as
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SPEAKER_02: your French moniker,
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SPEAKER_02: I thought it would be kind of fun to actually get to know you.
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SPEAKER_00: Sure.
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SPEAKER_00: Ask me some of your questions.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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These are insane and I feel like we should talk about a lot of
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them because my
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SPEAKER_02: daughter's just wild and...
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: You don't know what these questions are either.
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SPEAKER_00: I've never seen these questions.
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SPEAKER_00: I have no idea what they are.
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SPEAKER_02: There's nothing like all that interesting.
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SPEAKER_02: It's just funny and how random they are.
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SPEAKER_02: So we're going to do this.
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I'm just saying for the record,
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this is the first time I'm hearing any of these questions.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm going to have to change some of them.
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SPEAKER_00: Too much obscenity.
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SPEAKER_00: Your daughter of a body mouth.
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SPEAKER_00: You gave your daughter a body mouth.
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SPEAKER_02: Sure.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm actually offended.
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SPEAKER_01: My daughter would never curse.
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SPEAKER_02: No, my kids actually – I do curse a lot.
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SPEAKER_02: And look, my kids are teenagers, so it happens in front of them.
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But they know that they are not allowed to say curse words
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until they are legal
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SPEAKER_02: adults and allowed – or that they are old enough to kind of own –
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the image that cursing puts on you because they know that if
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you're cursing,
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SPEAKER_02: it says things about you.
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And I want them to be old enough to understand what they are
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saying about themselves.
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SPEAKER_00: So not an obscenity filled list.
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SPEAKER_02: It is not.
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SPEAKER_02: Also, my daughter's like really good.
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SPEAKER_02: She's a good church girl.
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SPEAKER_02: What are your thoughts on goats?
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SPEAKER_00: On goats?
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SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm not a fan.
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SPEAKER_02: I told you this is a random list.
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SPEAKER_00: Not a fan of goats.
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SPEAKER_00: Goat products like goat cheese and whatnot.
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SPEAKER_00: Goat cheese has its place, but it tends to be inferior.
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SPEAKER_00: Like goat soap, I don't see the point.
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SPEAKER_00: Goats themselves, incredibly stupid animals, famously stupid.
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SPEAKER_00: Just obnoxious animals.
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SPEAKER_00: Not a big fan of goats.
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SPEAKER_00: I like sheep better.
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SPEAKER_00: Sheep are more interesting.
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See,
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this is exactly what I thought we were going to get,
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so it's going to work.
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SPEAKER_02: What is your favorite?
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SPEAKER_00: Wait, wait, wait.
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SPEAKER_00: Goats have, like, their eyes are weird.
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SPEAKER_00: Their pupils are all... They have, like, square pupils.
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SPEAKER_00: They have, like, square pupils.
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SPEAKER_00: You just pushed your cat out of the way.
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SPEAKER_00: I did!
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SPEAKER_00: I swatted the cat.
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SPEAKER_00: She wandered around yowling.
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SPEAKER_00: She does this.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, that made it sound a lot more violent than it was.
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SPEAKER_02: It was just a little push.
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SPEAKER_02: She didn't swat.
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SPEAKER_00: I swatted that cat.
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SPEAKER_00: She was in here yowling.
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SPEAKER_02: I do want to change your mind on goats forever, really quickly.
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SPEAKER_02: And...
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SPEAKER_00: They will eat anything.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, no, I'm very pro-goat, but not about what I'm going to show you.
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This is kind of like goat food,
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like a curried goat you're going to show me.
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SPEAKER_02: No, no, it's way more horrifying.
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SPEAKER_02: So my friend had goats forever.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm looking for a good picture.
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SPEAKER_02: And I would, she'd always be like, oh, come down.
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SPEAKER_02: We had babies.
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SPEAKER_02: And I'm, I'm all about seeing like farm animal babies.
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SPEAKER_02: Cutest thing ever.
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SPEAKER_02: Her goats live in my nightmares.
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SPEAKER_00: It looks like a goat.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: It's earless.
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SPEAKER_02: They're earless goats.
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SPEAKER_00: That is pretty weird.
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SPEAKER_00: Your picture is pretty fuzzy, so I can't see them especially well.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm holding my phone up.
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Well,
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you're very pixelated right now,
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but I can hear you fine,
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which is important.
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SPEAKER_00: I walked into a store years ago.
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SPEAKER_00: And they had a sign on the thing.
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They had like one of those handmade little printed out signs
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for something going on locally.
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SPEAKER_00: And it was goat yoga.
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SPEAKER_00: And I took a picture.
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SPEAKER_00: I thought this was a joke.
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SPEAKER_00: I thought this was a kind of like weird meta joke.
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SPEAKER_00: I took a picture and said to my wife, I was like, this is hilarious.
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SPEAKER_00: Someone has a good sense of humor.
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SPEAKER_00: She said, oh, no, that's a real thing.
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SPEAKER_00: That's a thing people do.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: What?
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SPEAKER_00: I went and looked it up.
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SPEAKER_00: That's insane.
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SPEAKER_00: That's insane and stupid.
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SPEAKER_00: What is wrong with people?
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, look, do I look like someone who actually exercises regardless?
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SPEAKER_02: I'm not signing up for workout classes, let alone goat yoga.
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SPEAKER_02: I just texted you a picture of those earless goats.
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SPEAKER_00: I actually like yoga.
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SPEAKER_00: I used to do yoga.
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SPEAKER_00: The addition of goats,
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SPEAKER_00: I don't need goats walking on me,
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SPEAKER_00: trying to eat my hair,
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SPEAKER_00: because that's what they do.
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SPEAKER_00: They eat anything.
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SPEAKER_02: They eat everything.
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SPEAKER_02: That's why I want goats because I don't want to have to mow the yard.
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SPEAKER_00: We have a really bad problem where we live with poison ivy.
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SPEAKER_00: Goats, they'll eat that.
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SPEAKER_00: They will happily eat poison ivy and it has no effect on them.
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SPEAKER_00: Goats, I just don't like them.
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SPEAKER_00: They're a real mixed bag.
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SPEAKER_00: Not my cup of tea.
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SPEAKER_00: I like sheep better.
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SPEAKER_02: My daughter is so absurd.
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SPEAKER_02: She wrote these weird questions.
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SPEAKER_02: And I knew you would go off on them.
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SPEAKER_02: So it's going well.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm good at having opinions.
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SPEAKER_02: What is your favorite fast food chain and why?
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SPEAKER_00: It depends.
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SPEAKER_00: Where I used to live in North Jersey, there wasn't an Arby's nearby.
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SPEAKER_00: Like nowhere, anywhere, anywhere close to me.
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SPEAKER_00: I was really into Arby's then.
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Because if I was out on a trip,
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we saw an Arby's,
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like,
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I want to go to Arby's.
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SPEAKER_00: Because this was like... Fries.
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SPEAKER_00: I fondly recalled Arby's.
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SPEAKER_00: I rarely got to go to Arby's.
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SPEAKER_00: But...
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SPEAKER_00: And Arby's is still fine.
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SPEAKER_00: Arby's has the best gyro.
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SPEAKER_00: And I'm not going to call it a gyro because it's a gyro.
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SPEAKER_02: It is a gyro.
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SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, no, no.
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SPEAKER_00: The Arby's one is a gyro.
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SPEAKER_00: If I'm getting it from like an authentic place, I'm going to say gyro.
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SPEAKER_02: No, but why are you getting all phlegmy and weird with it?
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SPEAKER_00: Gyro.
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SPEAKER_02: No.
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SPEAKER_00: Because I was taught how to say it by a Greek.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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surrounded by Greeks all the time,
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have gone to Greece and ordered this dish numerous times.
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SPEAKER_02: It's just a gyro.
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SPEAKER_00: It's a gyro.
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SPEAKER_02: Nobody says it all for me like that.
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SPEAKER_00: It's a gyro?
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SPEAKER_00: If you can't do accents,
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SPEAKER_00: which apparently you can't,
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SPEAKER_00: but for the rest of us- No,
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SPEAKER_02: I cannot do accents at all.
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SPEAKER_00: For the rest of us, it's yijo.
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SPEAKER_02: The only accent I can do is a very, very adorable Midwestern twang.
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SPEAKER_02: And outside of that, I suck at accents.
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SPEAKER_02: But- But also they don't sound like that.
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SPEAKER_00: As far as like nationally available, like you can just get it someplace-
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SPEAKER_00: It's on point.
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SPEAKER_00: The Arby's gyro, good.
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SPEAKER_00: They're Greek gyro.
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SPEAKER_00: You're saying it inside every time you say it.
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SPEAKER_00: I wouldn't say I have a favorite.
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SPEAKER_00: It depends on my mood, honestly.
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SPEAKER_00: Sometimes I want chicken.
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SPEAKER_00: I have a favorite sub-genre.
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SPEAKER_00: But if I want chicken.
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SPEAKER_02: Your favorite subgenre.
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SPEAKER_00: You got your chicken fast food.
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SPEAKER_00: You got your hamburger fast food.
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SPEAKER_00: There's different genres of fast food.
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So if I'm in the mood for chicken and I'm going fast food,
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I'll probably go KFC.
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SPEAKER_00: KFC actually has really good fries.
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SPEAKER_00: People don't talk about their fries.
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SPEAKER_01: No Bojangles.
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SPEAKER_00: Bojangles is okay.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm actually not wild about Bojangles.
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SPEAKER_00: People are really into their sweet tea, I think.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't really like sweet tea that much.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't like sweet tea, and I love Bojangles.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm so excited.
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SPEAKER_02: They're building Bojangles in Phoenix,
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SPEAKER_02: and I'm like,
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SPEAKER_02: I don't have to go to the East Coast anymore for it.
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SPEAKER_00: I actually prefer KFC to Bojangles.
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SPEAKER_00: And Popeyes.
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SPEAKER_00: Popeyes is okay, but yeah, it's KFC.
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SPEAKER_02: When you find a good Popeye's, they're really good, though.
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SPEAKER_02: Or a really good, good, good Popeye's is like finding magic.
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SPEAKER_02: There are some that are really good.
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SPEAKER_02: If they're on point, I like them better, but they're not very consistent.
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SPEAKER_00: Burger, fast food, probably Wendy's, I'd have to say.
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SPEAKER_00: Between McDonald's, Burger King.
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SPEAKER_00: Wendy's was better before Dave died, before Dave Thomas died.
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SPEAKER_02: Back when they had the sunrooms?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, Dave Thomas, he was really into the chain.
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SPEAKER_00: He would go to each individual Wendy's.
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I think he specifically made it his whole thing to periodically
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show up at all
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SPEAKER_00: Wendy's that were in operation just to do quality control,
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SPEAKER_00: just to check,
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SPEAKER_00: talk to the staff,
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SPEAKER_00: see how things were going.
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SPEAKER_00: Their quality control has gone significantly downhill since he died.
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SPEAKER_00: Plus, they're doing breakfast now, and I always liked about him.
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SPEAKER_00: When he was alive,
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SPEAKER_00: I remember reading people talking about how,
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SPEAKER_00: like,
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SPEAKER_00: the board of Wendy's was kept trying to get him to do breakfast.
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SPEAKER_00: He was like, no, I'm not doing breakfast.
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SPEAKER_00: We don't do breakfast.
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SPEAKER_00: We're a lunch place.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: Have you had my favorite restaurant of all time is Taco Bell?
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SPEAKER_02: Because I'm a horrible Californian.
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SPEAKER_02: And have you had their breakfast counter-up?
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SPEAKER_00: No, I've never been there for breakfast.
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Okay,
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you have to get the breakfast contrap with sausage,
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like the sausage patty.
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SPEAKER_02: So it's just tortilla, egg, cheese, sausage.
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SPEAKER_02: It is life-changingly good.
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SPEAKER_02: I am a fast food connoisseur.
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SPEAKER_02: I even have that in my Twitter bio.
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SPEAKER_02: Like, I am very, very passionate about fast food.
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SPEAKER_02: Everyone needs to have something in life, and fast food is it for me.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, Taco Bell's fine.
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SPEAKER_00: I like Taco Bell.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm not...
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SPEAKER_00: But my wife hates Taco Bells.
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SPEAKER_00: You won't eat there.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure she... When I was young, I remember Taco Bell was great.
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SPEAKER_00: Me and me and my friends would truck downtown.
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SPEAKER_00: The town I grew up in had a movie theater.
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SPEAKER_00: It was like this little crappy movie theater.
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SPEAKER_00: It was a little crappy movie theater right downtown.
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SPEAKER_00: There was a Taco Bell up the street.
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So we'd truck down to the movie theater on a weekend,
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watch a movie,
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and go up to Taco Bell.
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SPEAKER_00: They sold, like, party packs.
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SPEAKER_00: So we, like, split a party pack between four of us.
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SPEAKER_00: That was pretty great.
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SPEAKER_00: I quite liked that.
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SPEAKER_00: But I don't really think about going to Taco Bell these days.
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SPEAKER_00: My kids are upset.
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My kids really – my wife doesn't like eating a lot of different
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fast foods.
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So my kids get very excited when my wife is out of town or when
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she's busy and I
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SPEAKER_00: offer to take them somewhere for lunch.
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They get very excited to go to the place my wife won't go,
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like Taco Bell.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, go and get the breakfast crunch wrap.
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SPEAKER_02: It's really good.
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SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
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SPEAKER_00: If I'm taking my kids for breakfast,
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we're going to somewhere like Waffle House or IHOP or something
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like that.
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SPEAKER_00: Perkins.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm telling you it's amazing.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to sit down place and get pancakes for breakfast.
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SPEAKER_00: If I'm going out for breakfast, I'm going to get pancakes.
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SPEAKER_02: There's a Taco Bell right across the street from my office.
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SPEAKER_02: Sometimes over lunch,
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SPEAKER_02: I'll be like,
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SPEAKER_02: ooh,
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I'm going to get an extra workout and I'll walk across the
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street to Taco Bell.
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SPEAKER_00: One of the things I miss most about living in New Jersey,
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SPEAKER_00: and there aren't many things I miss about living in New Jersey,
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SPEAKER_00: but New Jersey diner culture is fantastic.
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SPEAKER_00: Great place to go to breakfast all over the place.
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SPEAKER_00: They're open 24 hours.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't
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So Perkins,
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the only diner,
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again,
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in the town I grew up in,
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the only diner really was Perkins.
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And we'd always go to Perkins when I was old enough to,
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because it was just outside of town.
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SPEAKER_00: So once I could drive, we'd go out to Perkins.
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SPEAKER_00: And Perkins is great for diners.
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SPEAKER_02: I've been to a Perkins in 25 years.
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SPEAKER_00: Fantastic.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know if it's still true.
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SPEAKER_00: They have a breakfast thing.
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SPEAKER_00: It's called the Tremendous 12,
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which I have always said is the best value proposition on a
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menu because it was a
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SPEAKER_00: massive amount of food for like 11 bucks or something like that.
16:40
SPEAKER_00: It was great.
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SPEAKER_02: What are your thoughts on a full English breakfast?
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This isn't one of the questions,
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but you started talking about breakfast,
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so now I have to know.
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SPEAKER_02: How do you feel about a full English?
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SPEAKER_00: Black pudding is disgusting.
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SPEAKER_00: The tomato is unnecessary and baked beans are absurd for breakfast.
16:58
SPEAKER_02: Bangers are good.
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SPEAKER_02: My husband is a part of a Facebook group that is rate my fry up.
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SPEAKER_02: Where they go through and rate each other's like full English breakfast.
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SPEAKER_02: And it is my husband's like greatest pleasure in life is full English.
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SPEAKER_00: No, but the black pudding.
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SPEAKER_02: I actually don't mind black pudding as much as white pudding.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't like white pudding.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't like either of them.
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SPEAKER_02: I can deal with the blood sausage, but suet sausage is just bleh.
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SPEAKER_00: Baked beans for breakfast is just insane.
17:36
SPEAKER_00: It's a lunatics thing.
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SPEAKER_02: Beans on toast is delicious.
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SPEAKER_00: No.
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SPEAKER_02: Especially if you're really hungover, beans on toast slaps.
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SPEAKER_02: Which Brits always are, so...
17:51
SPEAKER_00: Well,
17:52
SPEAKER_00: they're surprisingly lightweight,
17:53
even though they think they're really good at drinking a lot
17:57
with their nasty warm
17:58
SPEAKER_00: beer.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, also, it's lower alcohol content than ours.
18:02
SPEAKER_02: So they can drink a lot more because they can't.
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SPEAKER_02: Although I'm Irish, though, they can't drink a lot more than me.
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SPEAKER_00: They just got to pee a lot.
18:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
18:11
SPEAKER_02: I mean, if you break the seal.
18:13
SPEAKER_02: Anyways.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: All right, I'm going through.
18:17
SPEAKER_02: Do you like pickles?
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SPEAKER_02: Why or why not?
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SPEAKER_00: Of course I like pickles.
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SPEAKER_02: We don't like pickles.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, I don't like pickles, so.
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SPEAKER_00: Kosher dills.
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SPEAKER_00: Bread and butter pickles are an abomination and should be,
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SPEAKER_00: whoever invented them should have been launched into the sun.
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SPEAKER_02: My daughter would really appreciate that answer.
18:36
SPEAKER_02: She hates them.
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SPEAKER_00: Kosher dills, though, fantastic.
18:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
18:41
SPEAKER_02: No, like, she loves McClure's.
18:44
SPEAKER_02: If she could inherit,
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SPEAKER_02: like,
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SPEAKER_02: millions of dollars,
18:47
SPEAKER_02: if she won the lottery,
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SPEAKER_02: she would buy out McClure's and just eat their pickles nonstop all day,
18:53
SPEAKER_02: every day.
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SPEAKER_00: They're good pickles.
18:56
SPEAKER_02: Um, I just lost you on video.
18:58
SPEAKER_02: Hopefully you're still here.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm not going to ask you that one because it's super identifying.
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SPEAKER_02: Yes, I can.
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SPEAKER_02: My daughter has on here.
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SPEAKER_02: What are the coordinates of your dentist's office?
19:10
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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Well,
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obviously also don't answer that,
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but this is just how insane my daughter is.
19:18
SPEAKER_02: Um, what are your thoughts on semi trucks?
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SPEAKER_00: They're fine.
19:23
SPEAKER_00: They, you know, they get the job done.
19:26
SPEAKER_02: They haul things from A to B. How about social media?
19:32
SPEAKER_00: What about it?
19:32
SPEAKER_00: My thoughts on it?
19:34
SPEAKER_02: Literally the question is what are your thoughts on social media?
19:37
SPEAKER_00: It has its uses, but I think it is.
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I've always said social media is like alcohol in that I think
19:46
some people can
19:47
SPEAKER_00: handle it and some people can't.
19:49
SPEAKER_00: And if you can't, you really can't.
19:51
SPEAKER_00: There are people who get onto social media and get addicted to it,
19:56
SPEAKER_00: and it turns them into the worst version of themselves.
20:00
SPEAKER_00: They become very angry people.
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SPEAKER_00: And I think those people should be kept far away from social media.
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And then there are some people – I can use social – it doesn't
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affect who I am.
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SPEAKER_00: I am basically the same person online as I am in person.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm possibly slightly more – a little bit more gregarious online,
20:21
SPEAKER_00: but I just have more opportunity to be gregarious.
20:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
20:26
SPEAKER_00: But I'm only talking about Twitter.
20:30
SPEAKER_00: Facebook's trash.
20:31
SPEAKER_00: I don't understand Facebook.
20:33
SPEAKER_00: It's weird again.
20:34
SPEAKER_00: How about now?
20:37
SPEAKER_02: That's good.
20:38
SPEAKER_00: All right.
20:39
SPEAKER_00: I don't understand Facebook at all.
20:43
SPEAKER_00: I used to.
20:45
SPEAKER_00: I got Facebook when it first came out.
20:47
SPEAKER_00: I got it when it rolled out at my college,
20:50
SPEAKER_00: and you had to have a college email address to get it.
20:52
SPEAKER_00: I understood it then,
20:54
SPEAKER_00: but I was friends with my friends,
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SPEAKER_00: and we used it to coordinate things we were doing.
21:02
SPEAKER_02: Well, that's what it still is.
21:03
SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's that.
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No,
21:06
now it's a thing for people to post like weird boomer memes
21:10
about like,
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you know.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, a lot of people use it like that, but I don't do it.
21:14
SPEAKER_02: Like I still use it a ton,
21:16
SPEAKER_02: but it's just to put up all the pictures I take on trips,
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SPEAKER_02: which I know you have your own rant about,
21:22
SPEAKER_02: about being forced to see people's vacation slideshows.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
21:26
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
21:27
SPEAKER_00: There's literally that's more Instagram.
21:29
SPEAKER_00: I think I think Instagram was that.
21:31
SPEAKER_02: That's how I use Facebook.
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Like I just put pictures of my kids for my family because I
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have family all over the world.
21:37
I don't use Facebook really anymore because I realized that I
21:43
was mostly I wasn't
21:46
posting on it and I was mostly using it to sit and like grow to
21:50
increasingly hate
21:51
the people who had in the past been my closest friends in the
21:53
world based on their
21:55
SPEAKER_00: endless political posting like that.
21:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
21:59
SPEAKER_00: So I pretty much stopped using Facebook entirely.
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SPEAKER_02: Which is so funny because you post political stuff on Twitter now.
22:08
SPEAKER_02: I do.
22:08
SPEAKER_02: I do.
22:08
SPEAKER_02: But not like that.
22:10
SPEAKER_02: No, it's different.
22:11
SPEAKER_02: It's totally different because it's not personal.
22:13
SPEAKER_02: And like you're just expressing ideas.
22:15
It's not the way that people do it on Facebook is very like if
22:19
you don't agree with
22:21
SPEAKER_02: me,
22:21
SPEAKER_02: I hate you die.
22:22
SPEAKER_02: And you're like, I used to sit next to you at chemistry.
22:26
SPEAKER_02: Why are you being so mean?
22:28
Also,
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I make a point to try to not be all political all the time on
22:34
Twitter.
22:35
SPEAKER_00: I'm just giving you a hard time.
22:37
SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
22:38
SPEAKER_00: I'm responding.
22:39
SPEAKER_00: And Facebook, at least from what I see, it's so much just.
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politics and these like really stupid hot takes that are always
22:50
poorly thought out
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uh it's not a good venue to have conversations at all no it's
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it's perfect for what
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i use it for which is just like hey my kids are this age now
23:02
and here's what they
23:03
SPEAKER_02: look like and they were in a play and here's pictures from it
23:06
SPEAKER_02: And I like to log in.
23:08
Facebook annoys me now because it's all ads and it's all stupid
23:12
reels that I could
23:13
SPEAKER_02: care less about.
23:14
SPEAKER_02: And it's like, I just want to see so-and-so's baby they just had.
23:19
SPEAKER_02: And I want to see if this person's mom is still alive.
23:22
SPEAKER_02: And that's all I want.
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When I log in now to Facebook,
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I am shocked by how many ads are on the thing.
23:29
SPEAKER_00: Just useless ads.
23:31
SPEAKER_00: It's just like...
23:35
For every actual post I see from someone who I'm Facebook
23:38
friends with,
23:39
there is an ad.
23:41
SPEAKER_00: It's pretty much directly one-to-one.
23:46
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if this is because I don't use it much,
23:48
SPEAKER_00: so the Facebook algorithm doesn't know what I'm looking for to feed me,
23:52
SPEAKER_00: so it just feeds me ads.
23:54
But it doesn't make me want to use it more,
23:56
so it's poorly optimized,
23:57
poorly designed.
23:59
SPEAKER_02: And it's actually awful for people like me.
24:01
I built a huge audience there and no one ever sees anything
24:05
that I post there anymore.
24:07
SPEAKER_02: So I don't even want to use it for work.
24:10
SPEAKER_02: I have like 140,000 followers or something there.
24:14
SPEAKER_02: And I think maybe four will ever see anything I post.
24:17
SPEAKER_02: It's ridiculous.
24:18
SPEAKER_02: Like you sign up to see something.
24:21
That's an indication you want to see something that should be
24:24
delivered to you.
24:26
SPEAKER_02: I don't understand that.
24:28
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
24:29
SPEAKER_02: Monetization did a lot of that.
24:31
Facebook is actually trying to get people to be on the platform
24:35
a lot more and
24:37
SPEAKER_02: started doing revenue payouts a lot like Twitter did.
24:41
So I'm going to have to be using Instagram and Facebook more
24:43
because now all of my
24:45
SPEAKER_02: content is monetized.
24:47
SPEAKER_02: Not my personal one, but...
24:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it sucks.
24:52
SPEAKER_02: Actually,
24:52
SPEAKER_02: I think I might be getting paid for my personal stuff,
24:55
SPEAKER_02: too,
24:55
SPEAKER_02: which is extra weird,
24:56
SPEAKER_02: because I have,
24:56
SPEAKER_02: like,
24:57
SPEAKER_02: my maiden name still on all that,
24:59
SPEAKER_02: and I don't know.
25:00
I think it's interesting how that Facebook seems to be trying
25:04
to copy Twitter's
25:06
SPEAKER_00: model and some things,
25:07
SPEAKER_00: like,
25:07
SPEAKER_00: or that Meta is for as much flack as the...
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musk got for the monetization thing when it's when he first
25:18
rolled it out that it
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is uh now facebook is trying to do that somewhat same thing
25:25
yeah yeah they're just
25:28
trying to get people back on the app because no one wants to
25:30
use it anymore because
25:33
they've just flooded it with spam which is happening on twitter
25:36
now too so i don't
25:38
SPEAKER_00: know i pay so i don't see ads
25:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah,
25:40
SPEAKER_02: I pay,
25:41
SPEAKER_02: but not the big pay,
25:43
SPEAKER_02: because I'm not monetized,
25:44
SPEAKER_02: and I'm like,
25:45
SPEAKER_02: I'm not spending 50 bucks a month to Nazi ass.
25:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, no, it is not.
25:49
SPEAKER_00: It's absurd.
25:52
SPEAKER_00: I make more in my payments.
25:54
SPEAKER_02: You make a comfortable amount, it's fine.
25:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah,
25:58
SPEAKER_00: so for me,
25:59
SPEAKER_00: as long as I am making more than the cost of it,
26:02
SPEAKER_00: I always say I'm playing without his money,
26:03
SPEAKER_00: but yeah,
26:05
SPEAKER_00: no,
26:06
SPEAKER_00: I'm sure the ads are awful,
26:08
SPEAKER_00: especially because with...
26:11
SPEAKER_00: With Twitter, anybody can promote anything, any ad.
26:13
SPEAKER_02: I'll send you this one, this one insane lady.
26:17
SPEAKER_02: I've curated it to the point that now I only get her ads,
26:21
SPEAKER_02: which,
26:21
SPEAKER_02: by the way,
26:22
I know it bothers you when people are arguing over stuff with
26:26
their followers.
26:27
SPEAKER_02: I am referencing something specific here.
26:30
But if people start arguing in your replies about something,
26:36
you end up getting ads for that.
26:38
SPEAKER_02: It takes over your feed.
26:41
SPEAKER_00: It's just Pace, you don't see ads.
26:42
SPEAKER_00: I don't see the problem.
26:44
SPEAKER_02: Okay, but not everyone does that.
26:49
SPEAKER_00: You're such a pill.
26:53
SPEAKER_00: I feel like originally the lower level.
26:55
SPEAKER_00: No, I was right.
26:56
SPEAKER_00: It was the $16 level that didn't have.
27:00
SPEAKER_00: And then they upped it to $50.
27:03
SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, I'm too poor for this.
27:05
SPEAKER_00: That's fair.
27:06
SPEAKER_02: I don't have this kind of money.
27:07
SPEAKER_02: I don't have the big Twitter bucks.
27:10
SPEAKER_00: No, no.
27:13
SPEAKER_00: I don't like Instagram.
27:14
SPEAKER_00: I'm just not that into the picture thing.
27:19
SPEAKER_00: We've had this discussion before, right?
27:21
SPEAKER_00: I like the way Twitter operates because Twitter,
27:23
SPEAKER_00: it's much more,
27:24
it's a conversational social media and it rewards good writing
27:31
as opposed to just
27:33
SPEAKER_00: being able to stage a photo well.
27:36
the shots fired man like that's my entire purpose in life
27:42
that's all i'm good at
27:43
hey man you asked me a question i answered the question what
27:46
can i say no just
27:48
always comes back to me being the worst you're not you're
27:52
wonderful well all right
27:54
um here's one that i'm pretty sure i can predict do you like
28:00
busy environments or
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SPEAKER_02: calm environments
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depends on my mood calm calm more um but yeah calm now when i
28:12
was younger i liked i
28:13
SPEAKER_00: i liked busy environments but now i'm much more much more sedate so calm
28:19
SPEAKER_02: environments uh do you like to travel yeah of course that was great
28:27
SPEAKER_02: Where is somewhere you've always wanted to go?
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SPEAKER_02: I know the answer to that one.
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SPEAKER_00: Montenegro.
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You overtook my entire Instagram feed because I like found a
28:38
few pictures that I
28:39
SPEAKER_02: sent to you and now my entire Instagram feed is all Montenegro.
28:44
SPEAKER_00: God's trying to tell you to go to Montenegro.
28:46
SPEAKER_00: I love Montenegro.
28:48
SPEAKER_00: I've never been.
28:49
SPEAKER_02: It's beautiful.
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SPEAKER_02: It's lovely.
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You do have to be really careful to make sure you don't order
28:54
horse steak.
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If you're ordering meat there,
28:57
there's a high percentage it's horse,
29:00
but horse is kind of tasty.
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SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
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SPEAKER_02: Try a horse.
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SPEAKER_02: It's actually super tender.
29:05
SPEAKER_02: It's oddly really okay.
29:07
I feel bad saying that because I like horses,
29:10
but like they're not disgusting.
29:15
So there is a series of detective novels set in kind of
29:19
nebulously between the
29:21
1940s and 1960s in New York City called – they're based on – by
29:27
a man named Rex
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SPEAKER_00: Stout called Nero Wolf.
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SPEAKER_00: It's the Nero Wolf books.
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SPEAKER_00: They used to be quite well-known.
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SPEAKER_00: They're less well-known now.
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And the main character,
29:37
the somewhat main character,
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one of the main characters –
29:42
Nero Wolf is a morbidly obese detective who has a leg man named
29:48
Archie Goodman who
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goes around and actually does all the investigating and brings
29:53
the information back
29:54
SPEAKER_00: to Nero Wolf,
29:56
SPEAKER_00: who then solves the case.
29:58
SPEAKER_00: But the Nero Wolf...
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know why this is,
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SPEAKER_00: but Nero Wolf is from Montenegro,
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SPEAKER_00: and there's actually...
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comes up there is a one of the books he has to go back to
30:12
Montenegro so I think it
30:14
was set during World War II so he like loses all the weight
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that he's put on and
30:18
then he's through the book called The Black Mountain because
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Montenegro means Black
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SPEAKER_00: Mountain um
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And he goes back to Montenegro to help out,
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and it's like the war effort or something.
30:29
So I read the Nero Wolf books when I was fairly young,
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and I was just fascinated by it.
30:34
SPEAKER_00: I was like, I'd never heard of this country called Montenegro.
30:37
SPEAKER_00: So I went and looked up Montenegro, and it sounded fascinating.
30:39
It got the nice – I don't think it's technically part of the
30:43
Dalmatian coast,
30:44
SPEAKER_00: but it's – No,
30:44
SPEAKER_00: it is.
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SPEAKER_00: It is.
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But the nice Dalmatian coast with,
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like,
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you know,
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the beautiful Adriatic views.
30:53
SPEAKER_00: And then,
30:54
SPEAKER_00: like,
30:54
SPEAKER_00: you know,
30:54
SPEAKER_00: it's just,
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SPEAKER_00: you know,
30:55
hop inland a bit and you're on top of the mountain and it's
30:57
cold and snowy and
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SPEAKER_00: whatnot.
30:59
SPEAKER_00: It's this fascinating, tiny little country no one's ever heard of.
31:03
SPEAKER_00: So I developed a fascination with it.
31:07
I have to give you credit for holding it together during that
31:10
because I just took a
31:12
sip of coffee that went down the wrong way and I was choking
31:14
and I turned bright
31:16
SPEAKER_02: red and I was like flapping my arms around and dying.
31:19
SPEAKER_02: And you just kept on monologuing like nothing.
31:22
As long as long as it didn't look like like I had to call like
31:25
911 and tell them to go get you.
31:29
SPEAKER_02: I, that, that was close.
31:31
And then the problem is like when I,
31:33
okay,
31:35
we're going to be adults about what I'm about to say.
31:37
SPEAKER_02: Cause it's going to sound bad, but I have a really crappy gag reflex.
31:41
SPEAKER_02: So when I start like choking on a hot drink or something,
31:45
SPEAKER_02: it makes me like kind of start to barf.
31:48
SPEAKER_02: And I was trying to not throw up and cry.
31:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: I am still a little bit bright red.
31:57
SPEAKER_02: I almost died just now drinking coffee.
31:59
SPEAKER_00: You're fine.
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SPEAKER_00: So, yes, Montenegro, you already knew the answer to that question.
32:04
SPEAKER_00: Yes, I did.
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SPEAKER_00: It's 100% Montenegro.
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When I bring up Montenegro,
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for people who are not aware,
32:11
it was part of the former Yugoslavia.
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It is...
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The best,
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the best,
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the best,
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the best thing to do in Montenegro.
32:20
SPEAKER_02: And this is very weird.
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SPEAKER_02: And I say this because you're into weird
32:25
SPEAKER_02: niche things like my husband and I,
32:28
SPEAKER_02: we got,
32:29
SPEAKER_02: we got in a boat and we toured the submarine tunnels.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh yes.
32:34
SPEAKER_00: You said that.
32:34
SPEAKER_00: I remember that.
32:35
SPEAKER_00: It sounds very cool.
32:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: So if you flew over the submarine tunnels in the Bay of Couture,
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SPEAKER_02: they have fences and things up over it,
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SPEAKER_02: covering it so you can't see it from the sky.
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And they would park submarines underneath the mountains because
32:51
Montenegro is
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SPEAKER_02: literally mountains and then the water right there.
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And they just blasted out basically like a submarine garage
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that you can't detect
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SPEAKER_02: from the sky and...
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SPEAKER_02: I love those.
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SPEAKER_00: Honestly,
33:05
SPEAKER_00: that whole coastline,
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SPEAKER_00: like Montenegro up into Croatia,
33:11
SPEAKER_00: I think it would be really cool to go to.
33:14
SPEAKER_00: I'm not as interested.
33:16
SPEAKER_00: Serbia seems like it could be problematic culturally, just in general.
33:23
SPEAKER_02: So I have a lot of friends that are Serbian and go a lot.
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SPEAKER_02: And then my family was just recently in Serbia.
33:31
SPEAKER_02: And they...
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SPEAKER_02: Granted, they're like kind of Russia sphere adjacent and expats.
33:39
SPEAKER_02: So it was a little Russian for them.
33:42
SPEAKER_02: But, but I don't know if
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an American would think that,
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or if that was someone who's very sensitive to Russian sphere.
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Do they still not let you back into Serbia if you have a
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Kosovar stamp in your passport?
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SPEAKER_02: No, I don't think that exists anymore.
34:02
SPEAKER_00: That used to be a thing,
34:02
because Serbia was still insisting that Kosovar was supposed to
34:06
be part of them.
34:07
SPEAKER_02: Right now, the big one for me is I can't ever go to Lebanon anymore.
34:13
SPEAKER_00: Oh, no, you'll miss out on those glories of Beirut.
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I actually – we were supposed to go to Lebanon with some
34:21
friends when we were in –
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SPEAKER_02: when we went to Armenia.
34:26
We were supposed to go to Lebanon,
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and we didn't do it for whatever reason.
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I actually am really – that's the one trip that I'm like,
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I wish I did it.
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SPEAKER_00: Why can't you go to Lebanon?
34:36
SPEAKER_02: Because I've been to Israel.
34:39
SPEAKER_00: Really?
34:39
SPEAKER_00: They only have the Israeli passport or the Israeli stamp.
34:43
SPEAKER_02: Yes,
34:43
SPEAKER_02: and Israel – like,
34:44
I could technically go and try my luck because Israel doesn't
34:48
actually stamp your
34:49
SPEAKER_02: passport anymore.
34:50
SPEAKER_02: They print out,
34:51
SPEAKER_02: like,
34:51
SPEAKER_02: a little – it's like when you go to Russia,
34:53
SPEAKER_02: they print out a little slip,
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SPEAKER_02: and you have to have that in your passport.
34:57
SPEAKER_02: And Israel does that for you so that you can travel.
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SPEAKER_02: There used to be other places that wouldn't – like,
35:03
SPEAKER_02: I think Saudi Arabia and Oman wouldn't allow you in.
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SPEAKER_02: And now those are gone, but Lebanon still –
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SPEAKER_00: How would they know if you'd been there?
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SPEAKER_02: Well, I mean, for me, it's fairly easy because I have Instagram videos.
35:19
SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, fair.
35:20
SPEAKER_02: Where I tagged the Israeli tourism ministry.
35:23
SPEAKER_02: So, like, I've, you know, I can't.
35:27
SPEAKER_02: I think that would be a little hard.
35:28
didn't know lebanon i don't think about lebanon that much so
35:32
when you say you say
35:34
lebanon my first thought is beirut my first my my major
35:38
understanding of beirut is
35:39
them being like you know basically a completely bombed out
35:42
hellhole in the mid 90s
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so no it's still i think it's still fairly nice i mean i talked
35:48
to a friend whose
35:50
family is still there and he sent me a bunch of pictures from
35:53
like a few weeks ago
35:54
SPEAKER_02: it's
35:55
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to say it.
35:57
Our perception of the entire region is very different than what
36:04
it ends up like.
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SPEAKER_00: I remember watching the news in the mid and late 90s.
36:09
SPEAKER_00: And very nice isn't what I would describe the pictures of Beirut.
36:13
SPEAKER_02: Beirut was the Paris of the Middle East.
36:16
SPEAKER_02: It actually is a lovely, beautiful city.
36:19
SPEAKER_02: Unfortunately, they have...
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SPEAKER_02: A lot of problems that another country is taking care of for us.
36:28
SPEAKER_02: So, hey.
36:29
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
36:30
SPEAKER_02: Well, let Israel do the dirty work there.
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SPEAKER_02: Go for it.
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SPEAKER_02: No, but I can't go there.
36:35
SPEAKER_02: I technically could.
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SPEAKER_00: I wouldn't.
36:39
SPEAKER_02: I technically could, and I would, and we have friends.
36:42
SPEAKER_02: Luke's organization works there.
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SPEAKER_02: I could go with some of them.
36:45
I would feel safe going because I know people that I would feel
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safe with.
36:52
I wouldn't just look at a map and be like,
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hey,
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let's go to Beirut tomorrow.
36:57
SPEAKER_00: I'd be vaguely concerned I'd get kidnapped.
37:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
37:00
SPEAKER_00: That's a thing that happens.
37:01
SPEAKER_00: No, like, I definitely would.
37:06
SPEAKER_00: It seems silly, but that actually happens.
37:07
SPEAKER_00: It's just a bargaining chip against the West.
37:10
SPEAKER_00: Like, you know.
37:10
SPEAKER_02: Being an almost six foot tall blonde woman who is not quiet,
37:14
like that is something that is always in the back of my mind
37:17
anytime I travel,
37:18
SPEAKER_02: especially because I,
37:20
SPEAKER_02: well,
37:20
SPEAKER_02: I shouldn't even say that in the same conversation,
37:23
SPEAKER_02: but like I travel alone a lot.
37:24
So that is something that you have to be really,
37:28
really aware of and take precautions for.
37:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
37:33
Yeah.
37:34
All right.
37:36
SPEAKER_00: All right.
37:36
SPEAKER_00: Let's go on to the next.
37:37
SPEAKER_00: So Montenegro,
37:39
SPEAKER_00: but I actually,
37:40
SPEAKER_00: before we move on,
37:41
I want to say I've actually been to Montenegro because one time
37:44
I went to,
37:45
SPEAKER_00: I was in DC and I went to the Montenegro embassy and I stood inside,
37:50
SPEAKER_00: I stood inside the doorway of the Montenegro embassy.
37:53
SPEAKER_00: So I've technically been to Montenegro.
37:56
SPEAKER_00: I've been on Montenegro and soil.
37:58
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
38:01
SPEAKER_02: I've been to Montenegro because I've been to Montenegro.
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SPEAKER_00: That is technically Montenegro and soil.
38:09
SPEAKER_02: I was there for work too.
38:10
SPEAKER_02: It was a work trip.
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SPEAKER_02: I got to go twice.
38:14
SPEAKER_02: I actually am dying to go there and not be on a cruise ship.
38:18
SPEAKER_02: So there you go.
38:21
SPEAKER_00: One of these days we'll do it.
38:22
SPEAKER_00: We'll do this podcast live for Montenegro.
38:25
I already said that we can make that happen,
38:27
but we have to have a framework,
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sir.
38:29
SPEAKER_02: I can't be the one doing everything.
38:32
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm sure this is a great pause.
38:38
SPEAKER_02: I just lost my note.
38:40
SPEAKER_00: So not helpful.
38:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
38:43
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to come up with a random one.
38:45
SPEAKER_02: What are your thoughts on geese?
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SPEAKER_00: Jerks unpleasant.
38:51
SPEAKER_00: They're unpleasant creatures.
38:53
SPEAKER_00: Canadian geese especially.
38:54
SPEAKER_02: Oh, Canadian geese are like the world's worst.
38:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they're awful.
38:58
SPEAKER_00: They're horrible.
38:59
SPEAKER_00: Geese, they honk at you.
39:00
SPEAKER_00: If you get too close to them, they try to swarm you.
39:03
SPEAKER_00: They poop everywhere, and their poop is nasty.
39:06
SPEAKER_00: Not a geese fan.
39:07
SPEAKER_02: They are delicious, though.
39:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, of course.
39:11
SPEAKER_00: Most animals are.
39:13
SPEAKER_00: If prepared properly.
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SPEAKER_00: Most animals are.
39:17
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
39:18
SPEAKER_02: Camel is not.
39:20
SPEAKER_00: Well, I wouldn't know.
39:22
SPEAKER_02: Bear.
39:22
SPEAKER_02: Bear is disgusting.
39:24
SPEAKER_02: Bear should not be consumed.
39:25
SPEAKER_02: It's so gross.
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SPEAKER_02: It's so oily and just like.
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uh i don't know when i played the oregon it's like super super
39:34
gamey also bear meat
39:36
like it has to be very well done because they are disgusting
39:39
animals that eat
39:41
actually well yeah yeah well and they're uh carnivores
39:44
carnivores you have to be
39:45
careful with in general like this for those right carnivores
39:48
are trickier to eat uh
39:52
SPEAKER_00: Just because they tend to be like that.
39:58
SPEAKER_00: The majority of animals, I'd say, are good.
40:01
SPEAKER_00: Especially birds.
40:02
SPEAKER_00: Birds are all birds.
40:04
SPEAKER_00: They cook them a little bit differently, maybe.
40:05
SPEAKER_00: But they're birds.
40:06
SPEAKER_00: They taste good.
40:07
I feel like the end of this,
40:08
you're going to like so much more than the beginning.
40:10
SPEAKER_02: Because you sound so much better now.
40:16
SPEAKER_02: I know.
40:16
SPEAKER_02: I can't talk.
40:18
SPEAKER_02: I choke on my words.
40:19
SPEAKER_02: Like...
40:20
SPEAKER_00: That's all right.
40:20
SPEAKER_02: My brain goes so much faster than my mouth, which is wild.
40:24
SPEAKER_00: Me too.
40:24
SPEAKER_00: I do that too.
40:25
SPEAKER_02: I talk really fast.
40:27
SPEAKER_00: It's called verbal clustering.
40:29
SPEAKER_02: It's called verbal diarrhea on my end.
40:32
SPEAKER_02: It's just kind of all over the place.
40:34
SPEAKER_02: My phone is ringing nonstop.
40:37
SPEAKER_02: You're going to hate the sound.
40:38
SPEAKER_02: I want this to be good because we're doing this.
40:41
SPEAKER_00: Is my sound still bad?
40:43
SPEAKER_02: No, it's good right now.
40:44
I'm just like,
40:45
I'm listening to it right now thinking you're going to hate the
40:47
beginning.
40:48
SPEAKER_00: We'll see.
40:49
SPEAKER_00: We can all just re-record the beginning.
40:51
SPEAKER_02: I think we're going to have to.
40:52
SPEAKER_02: All right.
40:53
SPEAKER_02: Let me think of a fun other question.
40:56
SPEAKER_02: These are so random that I'm like, I don't know.
40:58
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
41:01
SPEAKER_02: I'm falling out of love with this idea.
41:04
SPEAKER_02: Oh, my God, Bridget.
41:07
SPEAKER_02: What are happening?
41:09
SPEAKER_00: And here we are hip deep in the idea.
41:10
SPEAKER_02: I know.
41:11
SPEAKER_02: I know.
41:12
SPEAKER_02: Where did you buy your mailbox?
41:15
SPEAKER_00: We have a slot.
41:17
SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, that's less fun.
41:19
SPEAKER_00: Came with a house.
41:20
SPEAKER_00: It's in the door.
41:20
SPEAKER_00: We got this big, big heavy door with a big old mail slot.
41:24
SPEAKER_00: Our dog, I mentioned before, our dog died not too long ago.
41:29
SPEAKER_00: But we couldn't train her out of it.
41:32
SPEAKER_00: The mailman would come to the house, push the mail.
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SPEAKER_00: She'd freak out, like go try to bite his hand off.
41:39
SPEAKER_00: And so the inside of the door is all scratched up from her door.
41:45
SPEAKER_00: jumping in the mail slot every time the mail came.
41:49
SPEAKER_00: It was not a pleasant habit on her part.
41:52
SPEAKER_00: We simply just couldn't break her of it.
41:55
SPEAKER_00: Our last house, I think I got it at Home Depot.
41:58
SPEAKER_00: We just had one of those
42:04
What are those ones you slot next to the door like it wasn't on
42:07
the street?
42:07
SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure I've ever had an on-the-street mailbox.
42:11
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, I'm dying laughing.
42:13
SPEAKER_02: You're just, like, fully freewheeling on the most absurd question.
42:19
SPEAKER_00: You asked me a question.
42:21
SPEAKER_02: No, I know, I love it.
42:22
SPEAKER_02: That's why I'm doing this.
42:23
SPEAKER_02: I knew you would just freewheel at this, but I'm just dying laughing.
42:29
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
42:30
That was such a long story for you of a slot,
42:33
which is exactly why I asked it.
42:35
SPEAKER_02: I'm not.
42:36
SPEAKER_00: Mail slots are the best.
42:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
42:38
SPEAKER_00: We got a big knocker on the door too.
42:41
SPEAKER_00: Actually, I quite like our front door.
42:43
SPEAKER_00: No, no, there's no windows in it.
42:45
SPEAKER_00: Cause we're, we're in a, we're in a safe area.
42:47
SPEAKER_00: So we don't need, we don't need to have like a people.
42:50
SPEAKER_00: You can look out the window and kind of see,
42:52
SPEAKER_00: see the front door if you need to,
42:53
SPEAKER_02: but both of my front doors are glass.
42:55
SPEAKER_00: So we don't have that.
42:57
SPEAKER_00: We, we, we, we have a,
42:59
SPEAKER_00: The secondary doors, like with the screen door that's glass.
43:03
So technically it's a glass door,
43:05
but the main door is a big,
43:07
big heavy wood door.
43:08
SPEAKER_00: It's great.
43:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
43:11
When people leave and you get to like slam that big heavy door
43:15
behind them to mark
43:17
SPEAKER_00: that they finally left your house,
43:18
SPEAKER_00: it's wonderful.
43:21
SPEAKER_02: All right.
43:21
SPEAKER_02: Never going to go visit you.
43:23
SPEAKER_02: I don't know how you feel about that.
43:29
SPEAKER_02: Can you do a British accent?
43:33
SPEAKER_00: I have trouble doing it on the spot.
43:36
SPEAKER_00: I can't really do one, not to pass in Britain.
43:40
SPEAKER_02: I am very passable in Ireland.
43:43
SPEAKER_02: It's the only accent I can do.
43:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you just drink a lot.
43:48
SPEAKER_02: Well, I was going to say, I actually have to be very gin drunk to do it.
43:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
43:54
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I can do a British accent to a degree.
44:00
SPEAKER_02: No, you can't.
44:01
SPEAKER_02: That was like a Missouri Brit.
44:05
SPEAKER_00: I actually can't.
44:06
SPEAKER_00: I have a lot of trouble doing it on command.
44:09
SPEAKER_02: No, on the fly is impossible.
44:16
SPEAKER_02: What is your favorite movie?
44:19
SPEAKER_00: You can't ask a person that.
44:22
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
44:22
SPEAKER_00: It's...
44:24
SPEAKER_00: It's so dependent.
44:28
SPEAKER_00: I really like The Brothers Blue, which no one's seen but me and my wife.
44:34
SPEAKER_00: It is – Rian Johnson made it.
44:36
SPEAKER_00: He didn't even talk about it.
44:39
SPEAKER_00: But I saw it in the theater a bunch, like I think 11 times.
44:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
44:46
SPEAKER_02: I've never even heard of this movie.
44:47
SPEAKER_02: I have no idea what you're talking about.
44:50
SPEAKER_00: It has Mark Ruffalo and Adrian Brody and Rachel Weisz.
44:57
SPEAKER_00: And it's this weird...
45:00
A lot of people got cranky because they said he was trying to
45:03
ape Wes Anderson.
45:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
45:06
SPEAKER_00: Which I don't agree with.
45:08
SPEAKER_00: Wes Anderson doesn't own the concept of making that kind of movie.
45:13
It's a heist movie,
45:14
but it's a very weird...
45:16
Involved has this whole mythology behind it.
45:19
SPEAKER_00: Wait, what movie is it again?
45:23
SPEAKER_00: It's called The Brothers Bloom.
45:25
SPEAKER_00: It is one of the tightest scripts...
45:29
SPEAKER_00: I have ever seen it foreshadows wonderfully.
45:32
SPEAKER_00: It commentates on the story as the story is happening very well.
45:40
SPEAKER_00: It's a very good movie.
45:42
SPEAKER_00: Fantastic soundtrack.
45:43
SPEAKER_00: Brian Johnson often works with his brother, Nathan Johnson.
45:48
SPEAKER_00: who,
45:49
SPEAKER_00: and,
45:49
SPEAKER_00: uh,
45:50
SPEAKER_00: he did this,
45:50
SPEAKER_00: Nathan Johnson did the soundtrack for,
45:52
SPEAKER_00: for the brothers bloom as a fantastic soundtrack.
45:55
SPEAKER_00: It's like a wonderful orchestral score.
45:58
SPEAKER_00: Um, so yeah, the brothers bloom is definitely up there.
46:01
SPEAKER_00: Um,
46:04
SPEAKER_00: I like the Shawshank Redemption a lot.
46:05
SPEAKER_00: Everybody likes Shawshank Redemption.
46:07
SPEAKER_02: I've actually never seen Shawshank Redemption.
46:09
SPEAKER_00: My wife has never seen Shawshank Redemption.
46:12
SPEAKER_00: And at one point, I was talking to her about this.
46:16
SPEAKER_00: I made a bleak reference to something in the Shawshank Redemption.
46:19
SPEAKER_00: And she got really confused.
46:20
SPEAKER_00: I was like, that doesn't happen.
46:21
And I come to find out,
46:23
she thought the Shawshank Redemption and Rain Man were the same
46:26
movie.
46:28
SPEAKER_00: She thought the Shawshank Redemption was Rain Man.
46:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
46:34
SPEAKER_02: I actually don't watch a ton of movies,
46:36
so I always love asking people that because I don't have the
46:40
attention span for
46:41
SPEAKER_02: movies.
46:42
SPEAKER_00: I love movies.
46:44
SPEAKER_00: Movies are wonderful.
46:46
Movies are the literature of the modern age because books that
46:50
are written now for
46:50
SPEAKER_00: the most part are complete crap.
46:53
same with movies no no no they're still making good movies
46:57
there's still good
46:58
movies out there it's not fair people say that they're fewer
47:02
and far between they
47:03
were always few and far between it was always a lot of like you
47:06
know weird pop
47:07
pablum with a few a few actually decent ones thrown in we just
47:11
have forgotten the
47:11
pop pablum we remember the huge number of the good ones that
47:17
have accumulated over
47:18
SPEAKER_00: the years but um
47:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah,
47:21
SPEAKER_00: no,
47:22
what my favorite movie is depends on what my mood is at that
47:26
particular moment,
47:26
SPEAKER_00: what I want to see.
47:27
SPEAKER_00: Sometimes I want to see a big action movie,
47:30
and I probably have a favorite big action movie I want to watch
47:32
in that moment.
47:33
SPEAKER_00: Sometimes I want to see a little personal drama,
47:35
SPEAKER_00: and I probably have a little personal drama I want to see in that movie.
47:39
SPEAKER_00: At least it's not Under Siege.
47:41
SPEAKER_00: No, Under Siege is not my favorite movie.
47:44
SPEAKER_02: I'm giving you crap.
47:45
SPEAKER_02: I did recognize that, by the way.
47:49
SPEAKER_00: Everybody recognizes that cake.
47:51
SPEAKER_00: Everybody in the world.
47:53
SPEAKER_00: My wife would not recognize that cake.
47:55
SPEAKER_00: She's never seen Under Siege, I guarantee it.
47:56
I don't know this for a fact,
47:57
but I guarantee she's never seen Under Siege.
48:00
SPEAKER_02: I mean, look, I've seen it because I had all-guy friends growing up.
48:05
SPEAKER_00: You used to be on cable constantly.
48:08
There are all these movies that were always on rotation on
48:13
cable television.
48:14
SPEAKER_02: I think that's partly why I don't like movies,
48:16
SPEAKER_02: because we had HBO growing up,
48:17
SPEAKER_02: so I just watched whatever was always on to death.
48:22
SPEAKER_02: I've seen Dude, Where's My Car?
48:24
SPEAKER_02: so many times that I actually like that movie now.
48:28
SPEAKER_02: That's what was on all the time.
48:31
SPEAKER_02: If you had cable, you just grew to like what was on all the time.
48:37
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
48:38
SPEAKER_02: I hate going to a movie theater.
48:40
SPEAKER_02: I can think of nothing worse.
48:43
SPEAKER_02: No, I hate it.
48:44
SPEAKER_00: I don't like going to the movie theater.
48:48
SPEAKER_00: I want to see the newest Mission Impossible.
48:51
SPEAKER_00: Presumably, I believe, the last Ethan Hunt Mission Impossible movie.
48:55
SPEAKER_00: But it's like three hours long.
48:58
SPEAKER_00: I like going to the movie theater.
48:59
SPEAKER_00: I like going to the movie theater for two hours.
49:01
SPEAKER_00: Three hours, that's really pushing it for me.
49:03
SPEAKER_02: In the recliner,
49:04
SPEAKER_02: I like the movie theater that has,
49:06
SPEAKER_02: like,
49:06
SPEAKER_02: the recliner seats because I'm freakishly tall and not a skinny person.
49:13
Like,
49:13
I just want to be comfortable if I'm,
49:15
like,
49:16
trapped there for hours and hours.
49:18
SPEAKER_02: And there's always really loud – I have a thing with –
49:21
people eating loudly i can't deal with people chewing like
49:24
chewing sounds make me
49:25
want to just shoot myself going to restaurants must be fun for
49:29
someone who yeah but
49:32
going to restaurants is fine because people are talking and
49:34
it's loud and there's
49:35
background music and stuff if you're in a quiet theater and you
49:38
just hear someone
49:39
SPEAKER_02: chomping popcorn like oh i suppose um
49:44
SPEAKER_00: So I have a 75-inch television.
49:49
SPEAKER_00: I think I have a 75-inch.
49:52
SPEAKER_00: And I have Dolby Atmos speakers set up.
49:55
SPEAKER_02: I forgot you're a sound guy.
49:57
SPEAKER_00: And I have a 4K Blu-ray player.
50:02
SPEAKER_00: So going to the movie theater now, you have...
50:06
I have to overcome,
50:07
I really want to see a movie to the point where it overcomes my
50:11
thinking.
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SPEAKER_00: You know,
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I could watch this with great sound at home on a big screen and
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be able to pause
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SPEAKER_00: the movie when I inevitably have to go to the bathroom.
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SPEAKER_02: On sound, or on TV sound, which also might explain why I don't like.
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SPEAKER_00: Wait, wait, you're talking about you use the built-in speakers?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, you don't do that.
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SPEAKER_00: How big is the TV?
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SPEAKER_02: Like maybe 50 something.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: It's not that big.
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SPEAKER_00: You can at least get a sound bar.
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SPEAKER_00: The sound bars aren't great,
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SPEAKER_00: but they make decent sound bars,
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SPEAKER_00: but the built-in speakers aren't good.
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the tv itself is not good i got it like the tv that is in the
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kitchen like living
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room whatever that i always end up using is i got it for like
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150 bucks on a prime
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SPEAKER_02: day sale it's a fire tv it's the world's worst tv like it
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SPEAKER_02: It will exit out of whenever I'm watching something on Peacock,
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SPEAKER_02: which is like exclusively what I watch.
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SPEAKER_02: It'll freeze and just the whole TV turns off and you're like, what?
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SPEAKER_00: What do you watch on Peacock?
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SPEAKER_02: Everything.
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SPEAKER_02: You watch Poker Face?
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SPEAKER_02: Well, I haven't.
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SPEAKER_02: I haven't.
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SPEAKER_02: My best friend is trying to get me into it,
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SPEAKER_02: and I didn't really get into it,
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SPEAKER_00: but she's coming out soon.
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SPEAKER_00: That's also Rian Johnson, the guy who did Brothers Bloom.
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SPEAKER_02: She's coming out soon and staying for a few days.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, nice.
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SPEAKER_02: I can't get us into Casa Bonita, so we're going to need a show to binge.
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SPEAKER_00: But Poker Face, excellent first season.
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SPEAKER_00: Second season is...
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know that it's quite up to the first season thus far,
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SPEAKER_00: but I haven't finished it out,
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SPEAKER_00: so it's hard to tell where it's going.
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SPEAKER_00: But Poker Face, good show.
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SPEAKER_00: Really like it.
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Well,
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right now,
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my peacock time is usually just Love Island because it's
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summer.
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SPEAKER_00: Is what?
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SPEAKER_00: Love Island?
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SPEAKER_02: Love Island.
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SPEAKER_00: What is Love Island?
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SPEAKER_02: It's a horrible use.
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SPEAKER_02: You will be like, I can't believe you watch us.
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SPEAKER_02: It's actual trash.
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SPEAKER_00: I can believe you watch it.
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SPEAKER_02: It's so bad.
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SPEAKER_02: They take a bunch of single 20-somethings and –
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put them on like at this resort in Fiji and they basically just
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like live in barely
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their bathing suits and then like get all hoed out at night and
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they all have to
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SPEAKER_02: like date each other and they're supposed to like find love,
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SPEAKER_02: but it's all just drama and fighting and insanity.
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SPEAKER_02: And I love it.
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SPEAKER_02: I love it so very much.
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SPEAKER_02: They do a real time and there's a new episode every night.
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SPEAKER_02: So I'm like trying to catch up cause I'm a few back and that bothers me.
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SPEAKER_00: Everything about that sounds atrocious.
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SPEAKER_00: Literally everything.
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Luke walks in sometimes and he's like,
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should you be watching this with the kids around?
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SPEAKER_02: I'm like, they're upstairs.
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SPEAKER_00: It's fine.
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SPEAKER_00: It defines trash television.
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SPEAKER_02: The American one isn't quite as trashy as the British one.
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SPEAKER_02: The British one, they're like full on doing things on TV and...
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SPEAKER_00: The British are weird.
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SPEAKER_00: They're way too into having really scandalous sexual stuff on television.
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SPEAKER_00: And they get super cranky about any minor amount of violence.
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SPEAKER_02: Like Naked Attraction, this one show.
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i was in london once and my cousin and i were flipping through
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channels we had like
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horrible jet lag it was late at night and we're flipping
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through the tv and see
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this show that they have on where it's like people stand there
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fully freaking naked
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and that's how they pick who they want to go on a date with and
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they're like
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SPEAKER_02: discussing people's it's freaking wild it is the grossest weirdest show
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SPEAKER_02: But they get pissy if you say something like even slightly political.
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SPEAKER_02: Like you can't pray in front of an abortion center,
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but you absolutely can pick someone to date based on how they
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look naked on a TV
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SPEAKER_02: show.
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SPEAKER_02: Like wild, wild stuff.
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SPEAKER_00: To say they have misplaced priorities would be an understatement.
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SPEAKER_00: And they consider us to be prudes.
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SPEAKER_00: We are, though.
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SPEAKER_02: I'll take being a prude.
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SPEAKER_00: We have standards and morals.
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SPEAKER_02: Americans are a little too prudish on some things.
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SPEAKER_00: No, we're debatably not prudish enough.
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SPEAKER_00: We're a little too libertine.
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SPEAKER_02: My husband are so similar.
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SPEAKER_02: It's weird.
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The same old man rants,
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which,
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by the way,
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is what I was referencing yesterday.
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SPEAKER_02: I know you were mad at me.
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SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
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SPEAKER_00: I remember I was in England years ago,
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SPEAKER_00: and I swear to God,
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there was a yogurt commercial that had a topless lady doing the
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pitching for the
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SPEAKER_00: yogurt.
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SPEAKER_00: That's so weird.
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i was i'm pretty sure i was watching i think i was watching
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back to the future uh
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it was on tv and then they had a commercial and it was for
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yogurt there was a naked
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lady who was pitching i was like this is this is this is
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inappropriate this isn't
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right all right i have more questions these are even more
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random do you like weezer
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SPEAKER_00: Buddy Holly?
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SPEAKER_00: I like the song.
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SPEAKER_00: Other than that, I don't know I could name another Weezer song.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, if you like Buddy Holly, you would like that whole album.
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SPEAKER_02: My daughter's getting super into Weezer and super into 90s rock.
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SPEAKER_00: The Wii U, he looked just like Buddy Holly.
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SPEAKER_00: Good song.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, then you should listen to Undone.
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SPEAKER_00: The sweater song?
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SPEAKER_02: No, the sweater song.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, anyways.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, she got oddly obsessed with this.
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SPEAKER_02: My dad was like obsessed with people's wedding songs.
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SPEAKER_02: What was your wedding song?
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SPEAKER_02: Didn't have one.
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SPEAKER_02: You guys didn't have like a first dance song?
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SPEAKER_00: It was some random swing dance.
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SPEAKER_00: I've told you before, we didn't have a DJ.
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SPEAKER_00: We had a jazz band or a hot jazz band who played.
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SPEAKER_00: So it was some random whatever hot jazz song they played.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know what it was.
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SPEAKER_00: My wife may remember what specific song it was.
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SPEAKER_00: But it was just whatever they had in their repertoire.
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SPEAKER_02: All right.
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SPEAKER_02: I remember mine.
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SPEAKER_02: I had my friend record a version of it for me.
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SPEAKER_00: What song was it?
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SPEAKER_02: Come Rain or Come Shine.
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SPEAKER_00: By who?
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SPEAKER_02: Well, my friend recorded it for me.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure I know.
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SPEAKER_02: You know Come Rain or Come Shine.
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SPEAKER_00: I might.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll look it up later.
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SPEAKER_02: It's a jazz song.
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SPEAKER_02: It's like exclusively your genre.
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with that song yeah yeah i'm gonna love you like nobody loved
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you come rain or come
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shine yeah i'm like come on you know this um okay i don't know
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i feel like we've
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been talking forever and you're gonna hate most of this anyway
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so um i'll do the
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SPEAKER_00: last one what is the name of your plumber well i'm not jeremy
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: My kid asks weird questions.
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SPEAKER_02: This went off the rails and I didn't mean for it to,
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and I feel like we're going to end up scrapping it because
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you're going to hate how
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SPEAKER_02: you sound.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, we'll see.
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SPEAKER_00: I thought it was cute, but... That's good.
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SPEAKER_00: We can do it again.
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SPEAKER_00: I'd probably give roughly the same answers if we need to.
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SPEAKER_02: No, like I thought it was cute and I thought it was fun.
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SPEAKER_02: I just think you're going to hate how it sounds.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm sure this is fine.
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SPEAKER_00: We'll see.
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SPEAKER_00: Load it up and see how it sounds like.
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SPEAKER_00: We'll figure it out.