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204: My Big Mouth · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Yeah, time in scrubs rewatch podcast history that you've been
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  Speaker 1: on the call before me. No, it is the second time.
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  Speaker 1: Well I love it. Oh, look what Casey's got lined
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  Speaker 1: up for the weekend. There's three options behind you. One
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  Speaker 1: of them she's tell her yellow. The yellow is the
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  Speaker 1: pretty one. Tonight, I'm making steak dinner. Are you having
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  Speaker 1: date night? No? No, no, no no. I just decided
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  Speaker 1: I was going to make stake dinner. Y'all need to
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  Speaker 1: do what we do. We have date night in the house.
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  Speaker 1: You don't got kids, right, but they go to bed
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  Speaker 1: at what and by that time I want to go
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  Speaker 1: to bed. For all my parents out there who are
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  Speaker 1: dealing with this in quarantine right now, you know exactly
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  Speaker 1: what I'm talking. I'm sure every parent listening is like,
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  Speaker 1: that's right. All they gotta do is click the ring tone. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like your ring tone you can get. I bet every
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  Speaker 1: time I say something to you that sounds like a
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  Speaker 1: guy with no kids and then you answer it, all
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  Speaker 1: those people listening with kids go right. So when you're
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  Speaker 1: a parent, you want to go to bed. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you want to go to bed early unless something, unless
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  Speaker 1: you've got something cooking for later on you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean. Those are the days. Listen, I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: you the days that I try to help out the
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  Speaker 1: most is when there's when there's not even promise of
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  Speaker 1: sex at the end of the night, when there's like
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  Speaker 1: a little when she gives you, just like when my
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  Speaker 1: wife gives me just that little bit of that little spark,
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  Speaker 1: there's like a little sparkle in her eye that I
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, yo, you know what I need to
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  Speaker 1: do today. I need to make sure I support help
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  Speaker 1: as much as I can around the house. Because you
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  Speaker 1: feel like God's gonna put you over the line. Something
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  Speaker 1: can happen, and it's so disappointing when it doesn't happen.
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  Speaker 1: When it doesn't and it's like not appreciate it, and
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  Speaker 1: then you realize, oh shit, that my wife every day. Right,
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  Speaker 1: So when you have kids, you kind of have to
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  Speaker 1: schedule sex, right, You kind of have to be like,
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  Speaker 1: how's Wednesday at eight? No, I've I've I've know, you
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  Speaker 1: know what. We used to try to schedule it and
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  Speaker 1: now it's just like, look, if it happens, it happens.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean, You'll get you know, I
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  Speaker 1: used to put it in the ICL. No, it would
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  Speaker 1: just be like what what color it would be like
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  Speaker 1: it's been a couple of weeks, now, yeh, that's what
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  Speaker 1: you do. Yeah. Is she ever the one that's like
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  Speaker 1: donald has been a couple of weeks now? Yeah? Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's nice, dude, we got we got a good
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  Speaker 1: thing going. No, obviously, you're very sexually attracting to each other.
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  Speaker 1: I can feel it. I can feel it when I'm
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  Speaker 1: around you. I can feel the heat. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's very interesting. My wife is you know, we're
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  Speaker 1: quarantined and everything like that. So she's like, you know, I, um,
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  Speaker 1: I want to be very careful how I word all
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  Speaker 1: of this. She doesn't listen to the podcast, but ahead,
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  Speaker 1: I still don't want it to come and buy there
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  Speaker 1: nobody listening listening. But she's like, right, she's like, this
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  Speaker 1: quarantine thing has gotten me, you know, you know, all
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  Speaker 1: out of sorts. Uh, and my eating habits and stuff
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  Speaker 1: aren't the same. But I'm gonna tall you something right now.
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  Speaker 1: I like a little bit of cushion on my baby,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's nice. It feels good,
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  Speaker 1: you know. And she likes to be like pinky thin,
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  Speaker 1: you know, what I'm saying, and it's like, I like
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  Speaker 1: that too, but I like it when she's got a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of something to hold onto, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. So, but I'm not tracking. You're saying she's
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  Speaker 1: too skinny for you. Right now, she's saying she feels
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  Speaker 1: like she's going the opposite direction of skinny and it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't make her feel attractive to me. But look to me,
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  Speaker 1: that ship is made. I'm gonna I'm gonna help you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna you're gonna take You're gonna unplug the peloton
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  Speaker 1: and then you're gonna take some scissors and just cut
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  Speaker 1: the plug off, break break that ship. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how much money I pay for that peloton, peloton a
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  Speaker 1: want on sponsors or when I doesn't have a pelt.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't send us, they didn't send us a peloton
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  Speaker 1: for free. Plot ship that it costs me money. That's
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  Speaker 1: that's right. Two grands sitting in the corner, all right,
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  Speaker 1: And how do we how we fix it so it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't break? Maybe I don't turn the circuit for that
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  Speaker 1: plug off and be like, baby, I don't know that
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  Speaker 1: plug is broken. The peloton is out of order. And
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  Speaker 1: then do you know how the gym has put it
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  Speaker 1: out of order? Sign? You put it out of order
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  Speaker 1: sign on the peloton. Know what I'm gonna do is
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just keep cooking with butter, yep and freaking oil.
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  Speaker 1: Put some meat on those bones. I'm gonna I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: just make burgers and hot dogs. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out and get some potato chips. Sabotag, sabotage.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of wane to eat. I bet is
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  Speaker 1: a lot of curvy women who are listening who are like,
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  Speaker 1: I need my husband to appreciate my curbs. And here's
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  Speaker 1: Donald saying he appreciates you. I never got so many
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  Speaker 1: likes as to when I cooked up those little tiny
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  Speaker 1: party wings and I posted it on Instagram. Let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something right now, you want to make the
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  Speaker 1: ladies like your pictures, post something that you cooked and
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  Speaker 1: make that ship look good. I guarantee you you get
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  Speaker 1: all people sliding into my d M. Know you could cook. Really,
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  Speaker 1: that's funny because some guys, like you know, show their abs,
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  Speaker 1: and you're out here showing your chicken wings. No, I
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  Speaker 1: show you the food I'll show you what you want. Mama,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to do Nobody want these abs. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: wants abs my abs. Get the funk out of here.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe Michael B. Jordan's abs. They don't want my abs.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's funked up. We do all this work
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  Speaker 1: to try and be thin, and it's what you're saying
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  Speaker 1: about Casey, and I'm sure there's I know for a
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  Speaker 1: fact as women who think that about we men. It's like,
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  Speaker 1: we do all this work to try and make our
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  Speaker 1: bodies look good, and then the person you're with is like, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'd rather you have a little mean on your bones.
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  Speaker 1: It just it just seems more healthy. So it's for
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  Speaker 1: our own vanity though, It's for our own vanity, not
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  Speaker 1: for our partner. No, you do it for you although
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  Speaker 1: although that's bullshit though, because when you do a good
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  Speaker 1: as hell your woman is like, damn, yeah, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: keep in one d with you. I would want to
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  Speaker 1: release right. I would prefer to look like a male
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  Speaker 1: porn star. Okay, slow down. Do you mean because they're
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  Speaker 1: often muscular or because they have baby's arm sized penises?
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  Speaker 1: I guess it's a Joe, Well, why are you fanning yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You guys, Joel is fanning yourself with her hands. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like, if you're in porn, you have to look,
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  Speaker 1: you have to be, you know, muscular. There's not a
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  Speaker 1: lot of overweight male stars. I'm told no, well, no
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  Speaker 1: there are, but for the most part, most of the
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  Speaker 1: males in porn are like you know, ripped beyond belief
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  Speaker 1: or or twenty six years old and don't haven't had
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  Speaker 1: to lift weights yet and diet yet and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: I would love to be of that caliber uh male
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  Speaker 1: right now, where either I can stick with the regiment
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  Speaker 1: long enough for people to see it, or if there
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  Speaker 1: were some type of miracle something out there that would
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  Speaker 1: make me just the I remember twenty six man, remember
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  Speaker 1: the Titans was Listen. You know what I'm saying. I
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  Speaker 1: don't remember that. I need I need that to be
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  Speaker 1: I needed to be made. I need someone out there,
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  Speaker 1: whatever scientists is out there right now. I am begging
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  Speaker 1: you because this ship is Listen, man, listen. I like
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  Speaker 1: it on my wife. I don't like it on me. Right,
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  Speaker 1: We'll stop eating. I mean I can solve it for you.
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  Speaker 1: Stop eating all that ship. I smoked too much weed.
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  Speaker 1: To stop eating all of that, then don't. Then this
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  Speaker 1: is so fucking stupid. You're eating, you're smoking something that
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  Speaker 1: makes you hungry, and then you fucking eat bad food.
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  Speaker 1: It's not fucking rocket science. I know. I understand that
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  Speaker 1: get goals, set your goals, and be committed. So you're
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  Speaker 1: saying I shouldn't smoke weed anymore. No, you shouldn't if
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  Speaker 1: it gives you that bad of a munkey problem, controlling,
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  Speaker 1: if you're a grown ass man. So when I see
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  Speaker 1: you the next time and you've got God's Green lettuce
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  Speaker 1: and you want to smoke that ship and I say, no,
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  Speaker 1: you can't, be like, stop being a pussy. That's all
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I won't. I'll say I respect you, Donald.
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  Speaker 1: I understand that you have a munchy problem, and I
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  Speaker 1: understand that you need to take a break from God's lettuce. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: there it is solved. Your weight problem. There is. Now
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  Speaker 1: I feel bad for you because Casey's not as as
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  Speaker 1: chunky as you like. No, she's actually she works out. Really,
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  Speaker 1: she's too much strong in it. Right. She looks great.
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  Speaker 1: I just saw her on the FaceTime and she's very pretty.
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  Speaker 1: She is very pretty. Did good? I did very well.
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  Speaker 1: And her hair, she has this beautiful hair. She takes
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  Speaker 1: very good care of it, and she you know, it's
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  Speaker 1: like a work of art, all those beautiful curls. She's
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  Speaker 1: blessed with, you know, a lot of hair. And the
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  Speaker 1: way your hair mixes with her hair to create Wilder's hair.
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  Speaker 1: You know. I'm I'm, I'm, I got, I got, I
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  Speaker 1: got you know, beautiful babies too. That's what that's what happens.
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  Speaker 1: We live a blessed life. Donald wait, skinny, fat, medium, whatever,
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  Speaker 1: you live a blessed life. I am very, very very
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  Speaker 1: happy with what God has given me. Thank God every night,
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  Speaker 1: and we thank God and the universe for you beautiful listeners,
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: because um, Donald and I were talking about how much
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  Speaker 1: fun we're having doing this, and it is a bright
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  Speaker 1: spot in our you know, so many people on social
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  Speaker 1: media thank us for doing this, and I always have
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  Speaker 1: the same response in my head, which is thank you
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  Speaker 1: for tuning in because we really I think Donald and
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  Speaker 1: I thought this would be a fun little thing to do,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm but it's become so fun for us. We
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  Speaker 1: look forward to it. We know we're gonna laugh with
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  Speaker 1: you guys, and we know we have these new beautiful
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  Speaker 1: friends Daniel and Joel that we get to see twice
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  Speaker 1: a week and giggle with. And I think it's it's
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  Speaker 1: we want to thank all of you for listening. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: And people are fucking nuts, man, I mean no, none
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  Speaker 1: of these listeners, all of our listeners are saying that.
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  Speaker 1: Being said, let's get into it. Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: I want to play you something that was on my
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  Speaker 1: on my Twitter machine today. Okay, I'm gonna plays the
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  Speaker 1: first time ever played you guys something off my phone
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  Speaker 1: because I have a question and I want Joel and
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  Speaker 1: entailed away and or people always this fucking batship in
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  Speaker 1: the world, or is just everyone filming everything? Now before
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  Speaker 1: you answer, Before you answer, I'm gonna play you a woman.
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  Speaker 1: This woman is berating her dentist for for for asking
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  Speaker 1: that she wear a mask. Okay, she is. She is
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  Speaker 1: berating that. I assume maybe it's the receptionist at the
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  Speaker 1: dental office because she doesn't want to wear a mask.
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  Speaker 1: And we represent the medical community here on Fake Doctor's
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  Speaker 1: Real Friends, and I got livid myself as a fake
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  Speaker 1: doctor listeners. I'm just gonna play a little section of
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  Speaker 1: this woman who is very upset that she has to
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  Speaker 1: wear a mask to the dentist. The reason why I'm not,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna work on my teeth now my nose. I
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  Speaker 1: don't wear a mask eving my teeth clean. But it's
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  Speaker 1: about the seine teeth art over. I'll cover my golf car.
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  Speaker 1: Go be seated. Now, No, you're not. You're not filling
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  Speaker 1: out performs and letting us teenserture. It's about protecting You
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: can't take high temperature. That's against the law. All right,
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: well I can't. You're not an empty You're not. We
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  Speaker 1: cannot see you. And I have a right to sue
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  Speaker 1: you for harassing me, a manager, and this entire company.
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  Speaker 1: Smile whatever you're call it, dental, I do have that right.
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  Speaker 1: And I talked to my a journey before I came
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  Speaker 1: here to talk to her attorney. So does he want
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  Speaker 1: that to happen. I've waited long enough for my teeth
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  Speaker 1: to be cleaned. Okay, let's get this done. Let's get
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  Speaker 1: this What's crazy is this crazy woman is prepared to
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  Speaker 1: go now have all these people work on her mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get this done. Yeah, you know I'm gonna say,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something. All she has to do is
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  Speaker 1: put a mask on, she said, She said, you're not
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  Speaker 1: working on my nose. But the mask only has to
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  Speaker 1: be on from when she enters the building to sitting
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  Speaker 1: in the chair. How do you is going to take
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: the mask off? They're just asking for now. It might
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: be the embarrassment of I forgot my mask, and I
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: don't want to feel like an asshole because I know
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  Speaker 1: everybody's supposed to wear a donald. There is no way
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  Speaker 1: that that office would not have provided her with a
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  Speaker 1: freaking mask. Okay, I'm just saying, Okay, this is what
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand. It just gets me so riled up.
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  Speaker 1: Get the business. I have no business speaking for the
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  Speaker 1: medical community. But since it's a show about fake doctors,
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: I want to be like, fuck you. Yeah, you know
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: this is gonna upset people, and this is gonna make
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people be like, you know what, You're right.
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  Speaker 1: The president ain't wearing a mask. There are a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of people who voted for the president and they feel like,
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  Speaker 1: if he doesn't need to do it, why do I
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: need to do it? He speaks for me, just like
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  Speaker 1: the only country, the only country that's politicized mask wearing. Dude,
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: the politicis everything is politicized now, the virus is politicized.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if this is I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: this is gonna make the show it is because we
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: don't get political. And you don't even have to go
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: down to Trump thing because I don't, I mean, we
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  Speaker 1: don't even do. You don't need to touch that fucking fire.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: All you have to say is how is it? How?
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  Speaker 1: I just can't get my head around why people are
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  Speaker 1: so crazy. If you want to wear a mask, fine,
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  Speaker 1: don't go to the dentist. Well why are you yelling
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  Speaker 1: at these poor fucking why the receptionist whose job it
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  Speaker 1: is to make sure that everyone in the waiting room
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  Speaker 1: is safe. Listen, If it wasn't invisible and you could
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  Speaker 1: see this threat, everybody would be wearing a mask if
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  Speaker 1: this ship was If this was considered a true threat,
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: like somebody with a gun walking into a room and
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: the only way you're not going to get and the
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: motherfucker's walking outside and choosing places to walk into. If
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: that were the case, everybody would wear a mask because
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: they wouldn't want to get shot. They're opening Disney World.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how many do you mean people died
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  Speaker 1: in Florida yesterday. Yeah, I understand that they're opening Disney World.
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  Speaker 1: They feel that they have the proper Listen, man, you
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  Speaker 1: can't tell anybody to put a mask on. You could
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  Speaker 1: tell as many people as you want to put a
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  Speaker 1: mask on. They're gonna live their life. Man, They're gonna
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: do what they want to do. That's what it boils
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: down to. Dan say something, wise, Wise, Joel, talk some
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  Speaker 1: sense into incredibly help all. I'm saying, either one of
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: you please educated what we're missing because I don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: I just understand. First. I think that there's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of easy to act us uh information out there, misinformation
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  Speaker 1: available to a lot of people who don't think that
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  Speaker 1: this is a big deal, which is aggravating. I know
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  Speaker 1: several people who have died to see a whole family
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  Speaker 1: is devastated. We've seen poor women have to bury sons
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  Speaker 1: and grandsons and husbands in the span of a week.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there's footage of doctors loading bodies into like
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  Speaker 1: refrigerated trucks. It's it's intense to meet the amount of
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  Speaker 1: denial that's going on. I don't know what we as
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: individuals can do to convince the masses that don't seem
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  Speaker 1: to think this is a problem. It just means for me,
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: like the best thing I've been able to do from
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: my mindset is just prepared to stay in for a
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: very long time because it's clear to me people aren't
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  Speaker 1: taking this seriously despite the fact that numbers are rising.
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  Speaker 1: We have government officials who could very easily resolve this
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: problem with the stroke of a pen, being like no
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  Speaker 1: businesses are allowed to be open, and we're going to
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: try to make it so that mayors of large cities
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: are unable to pass ordinances. It's happening in Georgia. It's
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  Speaker 1: just crazy. It's criminal. There's there's eleven thousand, four hundred
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  Speaker 1: thirty three new confirmed cases of coronavirus in Florida today
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  Speaker 1: and nine deaths today. This was posted four hours ago,
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  Speaker 1: so god knows what it is now, but they'll be
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  Speaker 1: over a hundred deaths in Florida today. They're opening Disney World.
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  Speaker 1: All I'm gonna say, and and you know, I hate
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  Speaker 1: that this. I feel like this is the kind of
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: thing that changes people's minds. But so often we see
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: images of stuff like war, and we see images of
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: stuff like destruction, and those kinds of very raw graphic
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  Speaker 1: images tend to sway people in ways were like I
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: had no idea this was going on. You think about
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  Speaker 1: struggles in the Middle East. You think about places like
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  Speaker 1: Syria where people are carrying, you know, their children out
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  Speaker 1: of blasted out buildings, and you see the grief in
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: this person's eyes as they're holding their dead child. And unfortunately,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: with COVID, nobody is allowed to see anybody. The second
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  Speaker 1: that you go into that hospital, that's the last time
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  Speaker 1: you see that person. So the image of COVID, the
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  Speaker 1: image of the sick person is I'm at home. The
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: images stay home, and the images out of sight, out
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: of mind. Unfortunately, like where are all of these hundreds
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: of thousands of people? There are hundreds of thousands of
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: people who have died in this country, literally no images,
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: there's no sick people at all. You think about like Chernobyl,
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: it starts out with this very ominous image of a
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: bunch of people standing on a bridge while a little
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: like white flex come down, which are like, you know,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: that's that's the symbol for the viewer who knows the
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: results of Chernobyl to be like, that's the thing, that's
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: the bad part, that's the bad stuff right there, and
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: that's the COVID coming in. And then over the rest
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: of the documentary you see people like start to just
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: like cough a blood and their skin starts to disintegrate
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: and all these gruesome, horrific things where you're like, WHOA,
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: I never want to have that again. And with COVID,
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: we just don't have that kind of And I'm not
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm not advocating that reporters of going to hospitals
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: and start taking pictures of sick people. It's like, that's
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: not what I'm saying, but the fact that it is
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: so dangerous, it is so contagious, that people are not
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: allowed to be around their loved ones, that you're not
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: allowed to see these people, that all of this is
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: just happening behind closed doors. People don't have that straight
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: up image of if you do this, you turn into this. Yeah,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: you're smart. That's that's well said Dan. And you know,
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: I got the goose bumps when I first saw them
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: backing up refrigerated semis to the hospitals. But even that
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: was hidden they put up big One would hope, one
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: would hope that, but you know, I saw I saw
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: it firsthand because of Nick. I saw, I saw FaceTime,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: uh I FaceTime with Nick thanks to Amanda and U
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: and a nurse on that was in the hospital, and
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I just could not believe what it had done to him.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: I could not believe who he looked like a corpse. Frankly,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: you wish people could have empathy just off of information.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: You wish people could hear a fact and be able
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: to process it in their head and say, oh, well,
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: this is horrible and I need to do everything I
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: can to protect those around me and protect others. But
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: that is not the case. Well, it all goes back
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: to I'll tell you this again. It all goes back
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: to leadership and and and how leadership handles all of this,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: whether you're a governor, a mayor, the president, a senator
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: in Congress, whatever it is. You know a lot of
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: the examples. You are the example. And Santis, Oh my god,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: is that guy been a colossal disaster to Santis in Florida.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: And some to bottle well, you know, some people downplayed
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: it and didn't and didn't want to believe the facts.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: And and here we are, you know what I mean,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: that's that's that's what it is. This is the last
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: political thing. I'll say on this on the rest of
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: this podcast for ever again East Alright, ready, colon, people
• 19:56
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• 19:59
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• 20:07
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• 20:18
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• 20:22
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• 20:25
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  Speaker 1: real quickly? Should we get into this? Because I wrote
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  Speaker 1: it down this time, I don't know if I wrote
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  Speaker 1: it down correctly, but I have a feeling that I
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: can do it. I don't know if I could do
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  Speaker 1: it less than thirty secondly, loving people. I'm getting a
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: lot of good feedback on the Donald Get it Ready,
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• 21:33
  Speaker 1: now take a deep breath because it was a big episode.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Here we go, get marks, get set go. Turk realizes
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: he's always coming in second to his arch nemesis Bonnie.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: That's why he's surprised when he's chosen to go with
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Dr Kelso to a conference in Mexico. Carla finally confides
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: in j D, and like the little snitchy is, he
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: runs and tells his best friend. Carlo's crushed. Elliot just
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: wants to be a part of a team and it's
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: willing to sink to low levels to fulfill her once.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: In the end, every want's trying to prove their worthy
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: of respect and trust, and it takes the experience as
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: they go through in this episode for them to realize
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: they are holy ship. That was twenty nine? Did you practice? WHOA?
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Did you practice? I'm not doing that ship. Maybe I
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: don't know too much to you can just scrub through
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: this ship. I just want to give you guys are
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: let's pretty fucking time for president. Let's go, I take
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  Speaker 1: it back for president. Let's go all right, listen. I
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: don't want to distract nobody right now. At first, at
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: first I was upset that you had practiced, But then
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I was like, wow, he put a lot of thought
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: and work into this. He fucking rehearsed for you, guys.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: He rehearsed with love. So there you go. There's your
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: there's your thirties twenty nine second recap of the episode. Um,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: what a great episode. It was very good episode, very full. Yeah,
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: you know, it's interesting about Paul Quinn. I I looked
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: at my up on IMDb. He hasn't directed much before
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: or much since. So I don't know what the story
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: of Paul Quinn is. How he came to us? When
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I ask Bill, Yeah, let's ask Bill, Bill Zack and
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Donald's here and uh and our beautiful listeners on the
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: podcast all want to know. Paul Quinn only directed one
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: episode of Scrubs. He doesn't have a lot of credits
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: before or after. So how did Paul Quinn come to us?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I think he did a nice job, But what's the
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Paul Quinn's story? Bill? So this is how it works.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: You all only call me when um wicky guy or
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: the Todd aren't available. You're you're cooler more umu hip friends. Fine,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I'll take it, but I don't like it. I don't
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: have to like it. Um. Paul Quinn's independent film writer
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: and director that I had gotten to know, and uhum
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: thought I would give him a shot, and um he
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: went on to kind of I think this is one
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: of his first directing breaks. And he went on to
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: direct some other stuff and do that. Uh So that's
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Paul Quinn. Thank you, Bill, Thank you. William William VanDuzer
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Lawrence the Third, that's his name. Did you know that?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that William VanDuzer Lawrence the third. If
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: that doesn't sound like he sounds like the rich guy
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: in Trading Places Mortimer No, dan Akred's character. What's his name?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Oh freaking oh Ray Valentine, Lewis, Lewis Lewis, Lewis Winthorpe,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Louis Winthorpe, looking good, Billy Ray, really good, Lewis. I
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: hope that's us one day. That would be the best
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: day of my My dream is that And that's good
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: social distancing too. Bout yes, by the way, there's no way,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: there's no way that they could hear each other from
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: the sailboat to the beach. That always bothered me. Look
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: a good, Billy Ray, feeling good Lewis. Already what I
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: heard was, can you promise me before we die that
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: we will recreate that moment together at the end of
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: trading places, you know what. I hope we get the
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: opportunity to relive that moment. I would like today, looking good,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Billy Ray, feeling good, Lewis. I want to yell at
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: toe you while you're honest. You say looking good phase On,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: and I could say feeling good, breaths looking good at
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: day of Shoon feeling good israel Ah, but a day
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: she is not Your middle name is my middle name? Oh,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I always get confused if it's your real birth first name.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: It is my is on my birth certificate, Donald Adeo
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Shoon phase On. So went to West Africa, I mean
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: sorry to Nigeria and they, you know, fell in love
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: with the culture and the love in love with the people.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: And I have a Nigerian name and I used to
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: use it all the time. I haven't gone by Adeo
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Shoon in the entertainment world in a long time, and
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I kind of use it as a filter so if
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: somebody calls me by my nickname, then I'm usually like, oh, ship,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I should know who this person is or this person,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: especially someone from your childhood, right if they're like, what's up, shoot,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: and You're like, oh, I must know him from school?
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, but also like my mom, my family, everybody
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: calls me shown still, so day o'shoon and me I
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: call you shoon? You do um. At thirty four seconds,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Carla um, bitch hits, she hits me, she bitch starts me,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: and I turn around to camera and that classic like
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: raging bull face turn. It's so funny, that girlish gasp.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: That shot is always funny, no matter how many times
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: we've seen it or we did it on scrubs, It's
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: always funny. Getting me punched into camera always funny. Yes,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: and Carlie just slapping people around. Yeah, you know what,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: This whole story kind of starts off where everybody's somebody's.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: The word that we use in the show is biatch.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: You know your Carlos biatch in the beginning. Um. I
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: would like to be a shout out to the women
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: in this episode because they all did a fantastic job.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Judy is so good in this. Sarah unbelievably good in this,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: with not only her physical comedy that she does in
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: the beginning, but all this crying she does. Sarah used
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: to listen to sad songs. I will remember you. I
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: don't know if it was Sarah McLaughlan or what it was.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you it was. Will you remember me? Do
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: you think of like dogs being in crates? Yeah, exactly,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: And that's like one ear that's enough to make Sarah cry. Yeah.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know if Sarah McLaughlan was always her go to.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Are you just guessing that, I'm guessing alright, it would
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: be I'm trying to think what Mike was. Probably Josh
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Rayden Winter. Yeah. What what song would you put on
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: to cry? If I if I had to put on
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: a song? Oh man, you want to know what song?
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: It is? The score from Bambi. It's about your people
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: to the Prince of Egypt. Whitney Houston and Mariah Carry.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: There can be mericles if you believe the hope is
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: frim it's hard to kill. Come on now, who knows
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: whatles you when you believe somehow you will Joe, Well,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: you're about to cry right now. I think this is
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: full talent show. It's the most beautiful song maybe I've heard. Yeah, listen, man,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: it's about first of all the songs about when Pharaoh's
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: chasing the Jewish people out of Egypt. It's about that
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: is it's about the story of Moses. It goes all
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: the way through, it goes all the way through. It's
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: him going all the way through to him coming down
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: from the mountain with the tin commandments. Uh in in
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: the ark. Oh no, he has him in his hands.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I think at the commandment remember from the what was it?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: The is it? The history of Earth? These commandments? But
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: the song is amazing, man, And you know it's you know,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: so that's what you would put on. That's that song.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: It's if you ever need to cry, whether it be,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: it's just such a hopeful song, you know what I mean.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: We've spent this whole, this whole I know we're jumping
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: off topic and everything like that. We've spent this whole time.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: You know. Amanda clutes Is you know, has delivered a
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: lot of hope to people in this world, you know
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: what I mean. Her faith and her belief really helped
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: a lot of people. When Nick was sick, and you know,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: for some reason, when when you have all of that
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: faith and you have all of that love, it overwhelms you. Man.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: And and so listening to a song like that, listening
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: to there can be very cos when you believe, it
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: just overflow. You just overflow with hope and joy and
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: faith and it just works, you know what I mean.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: That's beautiful. And now I listen to it. I've never
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: seen the movie, I've never heard the song. I'm sorry,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: did you get the opportunity to check it out? There's
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: a lot of really good voiceover performances it was, but
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: that song, first of all, it was Mariah Carey and
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Whitney Houston singing it. And I don't know if you
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: were big Mariah carry or Whitney Houston fans. I'm first
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: of all, I think those are you know, of my
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: lifetime two of the uh, the true versions of what
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: a diva is as far as being able to sing.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Had a Mariah Carey interaction once, so did. I was
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: one of the best nights of my life. What was yours? Well,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: mine wasn't like we've made out or anything. Your sound
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: now we didn't make a no no no, no, no
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: no no imagine. Yet it was totally awesome. No, we
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: didn't out. I met her and Derek Jeter in the
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: same night. Wow, I was peeing on a Mariah Carey
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: music video called up on the Roof. But you can
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: go watch on YouTube and uh, and you mean rooftop? No,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: it's called Oh was it is the song up on
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: the Rooftop? I thought it was up on the Roof?
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I think it might be Joel. Can you double check
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: with her? What's the one with her and Mob Deep? Well,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: she doesn't have two songs, one called up on the
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: roof and one couple the roof top. It's either one.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: I think it's roof called the roof, yeah, with Mob
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Deep right, No, this is called up on the Mob
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Deep Beat. I'm telling you it's the Mob Deep Beat.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Told you now, Joel, does she have one called up
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: on the Roof? I will read that too, because I
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: remember that I had to lug all this stuff up
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: to the roof. It's just the roof, all right, Well listen,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: I I the elevator broke in this building in Brooklyn,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: and all the p a s had to lug all
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: the gear up to the roof. And I was like
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: to help her up. Her next song is called Lobby
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Anyway I got. You know you're being a good dad.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Could you have some really good dad jokes? That joke.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: I am going to be a great dad, but not
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: because of my jokes, just because I'm hilarious. Listen, before
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: the elevator broke, I got in with Mariah and her
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: whole posse and I was just the p A and
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: I had a baseball hat and I looked away, like,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: you know, I thought you were finding now. I was
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: fresh out of Yeah. I just thought you don't look
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: at the star. I just look away and she was like,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: I like your baseball hat. It was my favorite baseball hat.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, thank you, thank you, like
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: not making eye contact, like bobbing my head. And she
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: was like, I might want to wear that in the video.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: And I was like oh okay. And she's like to
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: kind of borrow it, and I was like oh yeah.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: So her like tourage took my baseball hat and it
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: had like a red circle on it, and they came
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: back to me and they were like, hey, we want
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: to darken the red circle with sharpie. Is that okay?
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, it's kind of my favorite hat.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: But I don't want to let down Mariah, let down
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: the whole team. You know. I just lugged everything up
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: to the roof. I want the video to be good,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: you know, this is what I was thinking. And they're like,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: we'll give you forty dollars if you'll let us darken
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: the red circle with sharpie. And I was like, I
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: didn't have any money. I was probably making a hundred
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: bucks to be the p A. I was like, gonna,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: you know, increase my salary substantially. So I was like, yeah,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: for forty bucks, y'all can just go to nuts on
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: it with a sharpie and I'll just have a great story.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: So that's what happened. And I don't even I watched
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: the video in twenty years, but she's on the roof.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I know she's on the roof at any and if
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: at any point, I gotta see if at any point, anyone, anyone,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: anyone who's curious, just go and watch the video and
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: see if she's ever wearing a black baseball cap, because
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: that's mine. I got forty bucks, extra extra extra. That
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: was a hard shoot. Wait, is who's the there's a
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: guy in the video. There was a sexy. No, I
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know if she's making out with
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: the band Mob Deep, but there was a there was
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: a sexy I don't know if he was a model
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: or an act or whatever, but there was a sexy Joel.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Can you maybe find out who that was? There was
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: some sort of like you know in the music video
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: they have a love interest that they're like macin on.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I remember that. I don't know if that was Mob Deep.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Is Mob Deep a rapper or a group? It's two,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: it's two people. Well, she wasn't having like a Mob
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Deep threesome. It was like one guy. I think he
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: had abs. But then again, I worked on De Angelo
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: video too. Maybe I'm conflating the two. Yeah, I worked
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: on a lot of videos. I don't know the name
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: of that song. I remember he was dated a girl
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: who was like in videos, like a video vixen. No,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I've never dated a video vixen. Have you updated a
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: few video vixens? Any video vixens? We would know what's
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: the one Amber Rose? No, I'm never dating. I've never dated,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: and she's a video vixen. Yeah, I'd like Camper Rose.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I put I put Jamie king Um in my video.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: I directed a video for Gavin DeGraw, which is a
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: really good video by the way, Chariot. Yeah, y'all should
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: stop watching the Roof right now and go watch Chariot
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: by Gavin DeGraw, because I directed that video. And well,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: you know, in that video, I threw up money and sorry, yeah,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: you're in the video distracted by Jamie King. You're in
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: the video before. Making it rain was a big deal.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: I threw money. Are you saying you invented making it rain? Listen?
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Not only did I invent keeping it real, I also
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: invented making it rain. Just keeping it one hunted the
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: RESTful job of my life. I was spending so much
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: money and it was all designed to be an elaborate winner.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: And at like six pm, I don't know if you remember,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: we hadn't shot anything. No, I remember we rehearsed a lot.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: It was a disaster, but then it came out great.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: I was wonderful. I pivoted and came up with a
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: new plan, and but I remember that was like, that's
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: literally the probably the most stressful day of my of
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: my directing career. The person who made the stage in
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: the video also was the head of for Scrubs. Well, yes,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: and no cabin designed it. Yeah. Cabot McMullan, who was
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: our production designers Scrubs, came up with an awesome idea
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: of these spinning turntables. And if I were to go back,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I know how to do it. So first of all,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: if you have a hundred people and you're trying to
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: not cut the camera, you need a full day of rehearsal.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: But that's so expensive to pay everyone for a full
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: day of rehearsal. So we tried to do it without
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: a full day of rehearsal, and by six pm we
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: hadn't shot a foot of film and I was on
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: the verge of a panic attack. But if you watch
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: the video, it came out really good and dom Phazan
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: is in it looking fly. You're like, you're actually you're
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: playing a music video director in the video. Yeah, I am,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: and you're making it rain and there's bouncing booties. The
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: idea was that he's in a video and the directors
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: trying to make and be something that he's not. And
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I remember MTV had a rule in the day where
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: you couldn't show a bouncing booty and then not connected
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: to a head. You couldn't just show a bouncing booty.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: You had to like the rule still? Is that rule still?
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: I have no idea what they used to used to
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: not be able to show a gun either. They had
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: a lot of rules. I understand not showing the booty
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: without the head because somebody want to be like, is
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: that my booty? I don't know the prior thart. It
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: was rude to just show a bouncing booty and then
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: not show whose booty it was. But I just remember
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: someone comeing to me like, hey, if you're gonna shoot
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: that booty, the camera now has to come up and
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: show the woman's head, which was my face, just her head. Yeah,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I think her head. I don't, I think because they
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: just wanted to make sure that the booty was connected
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: to an actual person. I don't know what the rule.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: I guess the rule was. What do you guys think?
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Do you think it was intended to be out of
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: respect for the dancer? I guess right. I don't know,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: but I was fine with the rule. But I remember
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: we were mocking. We were spoofing, like like these these
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: these rap video os that had you know, dancers shaking
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: their booties pretty much too. Baby got back, similar to
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: and I remember being told, like, hey, you gotta make
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: sure the cameraman tilts up to connect all heads to booties.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: There he goes a little tribute. A few listeners out there,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: all right, on that note, on the note of dancing
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: bouncing booties. We'll be right back, so Troy and the janitor.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: But you're going too fast. Snoop Dogg Resident is in
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: the back of almost every shot in this episode. And
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: I have a theory that he's a spy. I don't know,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: but I want you another hospital um the Russians, I
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: don't know. I want you to watch this episode and
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: in the back of your head make up a subplot
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: that Snoop Dogg Resident is spying on all the main
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: characters because he's in the background of like ten shots
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: first ones at one forty. You you said something earlier
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: in this podcast that I didn't necessarily echo, and I
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: want to echo it now. You're absolutely about Sarah. Yeah,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: she's very funny in this in this episode, and I
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: and and funny, and I and funny throughout the rest
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: of the series. Also, I imagine the writers had a
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: really good time writing for that character because of all
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: of the things that she you know, she's clumsy, she's
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: you know, she puts her foot in her mouth, she does,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: and there's physical comedy that she does when she's trying
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: to get Johnny's attention. Around two seven and she's just
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: flopping around and it was really well shot she was
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: and she did such a great job too, and she's
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: very funny. She just flopping her whole body all around. Um.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: At one forty one, you accidentally see a pillow light
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: that's on the ceiling um for those of you who
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: like looking at fun ups. Did you get that from
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: scrubs Wicky? No, that was myself. I noticed. How did
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: they fucking not crop that out? But I saw it.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: I do have some scrubs Wicky. A pillow light, by
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: the way, is uh this light they used to put
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: on the ceiling that would basically was just a piece
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: of cloth that would soften the fluorescent lights in the ceiling.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: And they were all over the place and we had
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: to frame them out. But you can see one if
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: you want to see what it looks like. Scrubs Wicky
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: has a weird I have a bone depict with Trevor
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Or or one of his thousand minions because they said
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: something that that I looked at. It is not true.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: It says um that there's a continuity mistake. It says
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: when Dr Kelso speaks gibberish to Carlo, you can see
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: the actor playing a patient is standing still and starts
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: moving only when Kelso starts speaking. Didn't see that Zach
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Braff is looking over at the director waiting for command
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: to start drinking his coffee. No, not not true. So,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if it was Trevor or
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: one of his minions. But hey, I I scrubs Wick.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: He's not always accurate. Guys. I was gonna say what
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: I said before and everybody got upset about it. But
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: he don't want to do this, you know he does,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: he does. I thought he. I thought he gave a
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: very enthu jo. Well, you communicate with him. Is he is? He?
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Is he enjoying this? Does he know about the gift? Guy?
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: He's going to get of the funk of Pop? Signed?
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: He loves you, guys. He turns us little messages like
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: he loves the show and for it and no, he's
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: very into it. Okay, but you read about the funk
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Pops and it's not going to sell them on eBay,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: he promised. Okay, he promised he wouldn't sell him any
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: promised he wouldn't sell him on the eBay. He would
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: cherish them forever. All right, we'll get us those sounds
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: like that sounds like a lot of me, get us
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: those Funco pops because I'm gonna cherish Funco pops forever,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: my ass. I know exactly what he's gonna do with
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: those Funco pops. No, Trevor Wicky, I want to tell
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: you something. Um, I have yet to sign a Scrubs
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Funko pops. So you will. You will have the only
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: signed one in existence. So I've signed a couple of them. Yes, So,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: like you know, you do signings at comic like. I'm
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: a huge Star Wars fan. We all know this. I
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: got the I was lucky enough to be able to
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: go to celebration and sign for my character in the
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Star Wars Universe, Hype Faison from Star Wars Resistance. If
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: you haven't watched the show, it's now streaming on Disney Plus.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Just putting it out there. Um, anyway, you know, people
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: came up to me when I was signing for that
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: and this Love the movie I did called Clueless back
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: in the day. I was also at C two each today,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: but we had a big Clueless reunion at C two
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: E two and there as well, people came up to
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: my signing booth with the Turk Funco all right, I
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: have so Donald has signed for you. I want Trevor
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Wicky to know that I have never signed j D
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Funk Pop. So until the world reopens and someone random
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: comes up to me, he will have the only signed
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: j D Funcle Pop in existence. That's if he changes
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: his attitude. No, don't sucking it up right now, he's
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: doing a good job. Change your attitude. I saw someone
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: on my Instagram or somewhere I wrote, like, Zack Donald,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: the dude is not into this. I love the ship
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: that people right, Um, how invested you guys are in
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: the show. It really makes me laugh when people When
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I posted that Ken was coming on the show like nine,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: I had like hundreds of comments that were like he's
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: done moving and just it just made me smile to
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: know that you guys. My favorite thing about the Ken
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: episode is that he Kelso's Me at the End of
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Day was the best ending. That was the best ending,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: that was the best ending to any podcast we've done,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: because like everybody thought he was gonna be like sweet
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: and then he just fucking kelsos the crap out of me. Dude,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: I loved it, um lost dark. Yes, my face melts. Yes,
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: that was amazing. You know I love that part. Yeah,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: I know you did. As soon as that should happened,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, yet, you know what, this is the
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: best part of the show that I was done. Well,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: now did you see Indiana Jones in the Temple of
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: the Doom in the theater? I sure did, all right? Well,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: my mom turned to me and she saw me in
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: the fetal position in my chair, and she said, you
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: want to go play arcade games in the lobby and
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: I just was like, mm hmmmm, I would like to
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: do that, and we fucking sprinted out of that theater,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: left my stepfather to finish the movie. I'm we played
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: some games. Temple of Doom. It's so absurd, Like, look,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: he does some pretty outrageous ship throughout all of these
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: movies where you're like, get the funk out of here,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: But Temple of Doom, Indiana Jones jumps out of a
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: plane in a boat in a blow up boat and
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: survives several stories of falling onto a mountain, which then
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: he goes down on the boat like it's a bob
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: sled to only go off the cliff, up set mountain
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: and to a river that is several stories below the
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: cliff and then make it through raging waters, only too
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: be cohorst into finding shipa linga the stone. Dude, you're
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: not You're not trying to recap the movie. We're not
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: timing you to recap the entire film. That's ridiculously, It's
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: just crazy. First of all, that movie is just so
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: much ridiculous after ridiculous, and I loved it. If you
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: like the most, the recent one with the last one
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: there there's four or five four four? This is what
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: you like? Four. This is when I knew I was
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: in trouble. When they blew up the nuclear bomb and
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: he came falling out of the the the the refrigerator
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: without being melted. I was like, Okay, now we we've crossed.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: We've crossed the line here. Indiana Jones is now the
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: fakes of the facus of the fake. But so you
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: prefer one and two? Are you also like three? I
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: love three. I think three is one of the better ones.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: There you go, i'd loved I loved uh Sean Connery
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: as Henry Jones. Yeah. Um, let's talk about a two
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: oh five. When there's Sarah's talking and you hear the noise,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I think that's Bill, right, So Sarah, the joke is
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: that the Johnny sees like, whenever you talk, all I
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: hear is this loud, screeching noise. And then I'm pretty
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: sure that it's Bill doing that noise for Sarah. Let's
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: ask Bill, Bill, is it you? When Sarah's talking to
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: me and in j D's head, he here's a loud,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: he screeching noise. Is that you, my friend? It sounds
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: like you. I know you know your voice at the
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: two one mark. I don't think I ever looped anything
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: for Sarah. I looped a lot of stuff for Zack
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: whenever j D fell and we didn't have a good
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: everybody took turns doing that. But I don't think I
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: ever did Sarah. I might have done when she blows
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: hair out of her eyes, but that's about it. I'm
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: gonna start sending questions your way, so don't feel like
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: someone that is third on your podcast, booty called dial
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: List whatever that means all right, um, what about when
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: the janitor is trying to be friends with me and
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: I'm really nervous, so I'm like, what is up with you? Man?
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Very funny. That made me laugh the whole Janitor j
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: D Troy Troy, Well, this is Troy's introduction, and I
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: also laughed when he when he's like, he's like, you
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: think I only know like janitor words, and I'm like,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: and he's like, maybe you muppn't He turns mop into
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: very much, momp you very much? At four or forty five.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: I say nothing is worse than a ninja. Their masters
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: of every style of combat, and they are do you
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: believe that I've never met a ninja before? But I
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: wouldn't know if I ever met a ninja? But do
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: you think a ninja is the best? Is like their
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: most fearful. Would you be most feared if you had
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: to fight anyone of a ninja? I would be most
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: feared if I had to fight anyone that was involved
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: in any type of special forces. You know what I mean,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: whether it be Navy seal, green beret, samurai, ninja, you
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: know who I would want to fight, Like a white belt,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Let me just fight like a normal white belt. You
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Let's get into that type of
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: fight because then I'm not gonna be as nervous or
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: this person isn't as experience. But once you get past
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: black belt and you're now a special Forces type of thing,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I don't want to fight you. But what about like
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: what about like a street fighter, like what tech guy's
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: named Kembo Slice. That dude was special Forces dude. Yeah,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: he don't pass away. But that dude with Special Forces, man,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: that's not like fighting a regular person with SPECIs No,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: but that's not like fighting a regular person. Man. The
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: dude played football. The dude the head was his background.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: His background made him prepared to not only just become
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: a great street bowler, but making into the actual UFC
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: and be popular. He was decent. He was learning. That's
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: the thing, man. He was learned. And that's and that's
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: most important when it comes to fighting, because mixed martial
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: arts isn't a discipline. It's a bunch of different disciplines
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: all melded together. So if you can freaking if you
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: can become a rogue or not in video in like
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: video games, you choose the rogue because the rogue. Does
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: you know everything pretty you know pretty decently. But in
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: real life, if you could become like a somebody who
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: could do something like that, someone who could do you
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: know I could do. I can't. I can't wrestle the greatest,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: but I'm I'm good enough that I can't. You know,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: punch the greatest, but I'm good enough. I can't kick
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: the greatest, but I'm good enough. If you could become that,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: you're just as good as a master. Who do you
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: think you'd last longer against a ninja or Kimbo Slice.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I don't think i'd even get a chance to say
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: a word with a ninja. Ninja would be like and
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: then with Kimbo Slice. The minute I said, yeah, I'll
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: fight him. But I saw this Kimbo Slice video where
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: he did. I don't know. I didn't watch a lot, Hi,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he always rolled up in an
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: STUV and just got out and then beat the and
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: the and the fighters, yeah, and the fighters in the
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: in the in the videos. Yet he had never seen
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: anything like that. He rolls up in the car, everyone's waiting,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: he just gets out, walks under the dude just goes
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: bamn and the guy was Donnie left, he got back
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: in the car. You know, I was dancing my ass
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: off in this episode, man, And apparently it's all the
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: same dance because Judy can't tell the difference between all
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: your different dances. Well, I was doing different days. I
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: was purouetting in this ship I've never done. I didn't
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: realize I had that skill. You really don't like Bonnie. Well,
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: it's not that I don't like your jealous of Bonnie. Yeah,
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Bonnie is a good Turks jealous that Bonnie is so
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: good at her job. And it was this whole plot
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: point to get Lela Lee's character Bonnie off the show
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: because she got her own show, right. No, she hadn't
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: told anybody at this point that she had gotten her
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: own show. She had told me while we were shooting
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: this episode, though, that she was gonna go do the
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: pilot for Tremors, and she didn't know if she was
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: going to be able to or maybe it had already
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: been picked up. Also, People Got Mad, Holy Ship, People
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Got Mass is a good movie. Guys, Tremmers is a
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: good movie. But compared to Jaws, come on, all Tremmers
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: is it's a remake of Jaws. On land. Don't give
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: me this bullshit. Don't give me this bullshit. Guys, I
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: love you all to death. I love you to death,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: but come on now. But you come on anything on
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: the interwebs without someone getting upset down. You could be
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: like you should be like I love pasta and someone
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: will be like, pasta killed my father. You know you
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: can't like, you can't win. You said you didn't like
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: tremors as much as Jaws. People were like flipping tables. Yeah,
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: people got mad, dude, people got mad. Now. But when
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: you're dancing, and Judy and I are talking and she's like,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: which dances that? And I'm like, that's his. There's a
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: sale on lotion dance, he said, or it could or
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: it might be his. There's a sale on lotion dance.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: There's so many dances. And then I laughed when Troy
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: is ladling out the Sloppy Joe's and I'm like, it's
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: not like you're ladling out sloppy Joe's. And they cut
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: the Troy and I go, my uncle was a Joe.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Or you had a lot of Woody Allen moments, and
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: there's there's a lot of my my my uncle was
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: a Joe or like why like Joe? Or is a
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: position in the cafeteria you learn you learned sign language?
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: I did for that episode. It's gone. Now I'm gonna
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: be asked with you. I didn't remember any of this episode.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: I've just remembered a little moments. I remember the Raiders
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: of the Lost Dark Thing. When that was about to happen,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, Shi, it is the Raiders of
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: the Lost Dark Thing. And I remember Troy and the
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: janitor in the eggs salad. Yeah, it's that's freaking gross.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: And I remember we were all there because we wanted
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: to see how fucking gross it was. Now it says
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: on Scrubs Wicky that there was there was bets for
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: people to eat that egg salad after they both bathed
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: in it. I don't. I don't remember that, do you.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I would not have I don't. I don't remember that either.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: That is disgusting. No, no, I know, just all up
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: in Troy's as crack, Oh my god. And I remember
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: him doing like a little slathering the he got more
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: into it. Yeah, I think Neil, I think important. I
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: felt bad for Neil, and it was like, I don't
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: want to be in this ship. Neil was like, you know,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: we all had to do fantasies we didn't want to
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: do sometimes and Neil had to suck it up and
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: be in the eggs out. But Troy was like into it. Yeah,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: he was like, Yo, if this ship works out, Troy
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: is gonna be a character on this episode. And because
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: of that, Joe Rose went on Troy, who played Troy
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: went on to be on the show for several years. Yeah, well,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: he was funny fair. It all started with an egg
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: salad bath when Kelso says, I can't be pulling over
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: for those nylons that come in plastic eggs. My mom
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: used to have those when pant panty hills would come
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: in an egg and we'd steal him and play with him.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: We'd like, I do remember that when it was have
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: fake Easter egg hunts with them. I don't know when
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: it is that women stopped wearing those, but like back
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: in the day, my mom always rocked those panty hose
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: with I wonder whose idea was that would put the
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: panty hose in the egg, right, it worked, It was
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: a great It was a great marketing tool for me.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: I was like getting to get another egg. Mom got
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: more Mabox cars to put there. No one, no one by.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't even really sell them anymore. Well do you
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: know if they even sell them in an egg anymore.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they still sell them at like a Macy's
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: or something, But mid odds pantyhoes go out of style
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: and spanks came in and women just touch that whole
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: game up. So so women don't really wear I mean,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: I'm sure seniors do, but do women not wear the
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: sheer skin colored nylons anymore? Yeah, if you have issues
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: with your legs, are performing or it's like a very
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: fancy event, you might. But I think it's specifically millennial
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: and younger generations are like, if they're wearing pantyhose, it's
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: like a fashion statement, you know. It was the idea,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: was the idea that it was almost like a filter,
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: like it's just just without being obvious, smoothed out your leg. Okay,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: I never thought about it until now. Something about a tushy.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: I wrote down, Oh, the Laura's tushy. I just want
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: to wash it. Is that weird? Weird? It's not weird?
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on. You if you were
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: to see a nice tushy. You wouldn't think, oh, that
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: would be nice to give it a little scrubb a
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: dub to wash. Yeah, wash it. I mean, I don't
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: mean the crack, I mean the cheeks. Just give it
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: a little little polish. I mean, am I revealing my
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: own weird fetishes? I think that's great. I think I
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: probably improvised that too. It's probably on my mind. I
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: think that's wonderful. When I saw a Weird Science and
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: they were showering with Kelly LeBrock, I thought that was
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: very erotic. I thought, um, I thought that was one
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: of the funniest scenes in the movie. Remember when they
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: show I went there and she's showering and they're just
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: sitting in the corner with their jeans on and everything
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: like that. But I remember being young and thinking like
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: that was super erotic. Okay, we have a caller, our
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: dear listeners, and you know the callers are always fun.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: We had Banks last time who was high as a kite.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Bank was on fire. He was smoking something good. And
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: we will be right back after these words. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: give it up for Jacqueline god S Jacqueline Special. Hi, guys,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: how are you welcome, welcome, welcome. Oh my goodness, I'm
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: so excited to see you, guys. This is such a wonderful,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: wonderful thing. I've actually finished rewatching the entire series again
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: for probably like the sixth or seventh time. Look at
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: that adorable child. They just came in the room. This
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: is ms Ruby. Him is a moube. Ruby. My my
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: husband and I work opposite schedules, so we might, you know,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: have a couple of Oh, that's fine, we both we
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: both love I don't have a good closet situation, like
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: we both love kids and uh and so don't worry.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Here she keeps peeking out behind you. She what does
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: her shirt say? What is your shirt? Your shirt? No? No,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: don't make me mama. So, I don't know if you
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: guys were able to see the video, but I had
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: sent it to Joel of um Ruby singing the scrub
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: song because he can we hear it? Well, Ruby, do
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: it for us? Ruby, you want to sing it? Maybe
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: we can sing it with you Ruby, if you guys
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: want to kick it off and sing it with her. Ruby,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: don't be shy which songs the song? This show? So
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: I had been watching it so much, Well, just by,
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: you know, cooking and doing stuff thing. She got ahold
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: of the theme song and there's a video of her
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: singing it. You know, I can't. Nice, Well, maybe Dan
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: could cut it in. Dan, could you do that? You think, Yeah,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: there we go, We'll cut it in right here. I
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: can't and I know it. Wow, you got a little
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: bit of a New York accent there? Where are you
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: calling that? I so we just moved to Philly, But um,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: I'm from Long Island. We just moved here. So I
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: grew up in Long Island. I'm a Long Island girl. Yeah,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: we like your accent reminds us both at home. Thank you?
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: All right? Do you have a question for for Donald, myself, Daniel, Joel, anybody?
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: I do. I was wondering because when you guys talk,
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: your banter is so very much Turke and j D.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: So I was wondering if there is some part of
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: your character that you played that you really had to
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: act the crap out of that, like, is just not
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: part of your personality at all? That's a good question.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: I I don't know. I mean, I I don't think
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: it was. There was certainly parts that were hard to act,
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: but but I definitely think that over the years, the
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: characters really morphed with who Donald and I really are
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: as people. Um, because Bill would just go to our
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: lives and just write stuff that we told them we
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: did on the weekend and just pick things out. And yeah,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: I mean it really was. It really did truly overlap
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: with who we are. And as you can see from
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: listening or here from listening to the podcast, you know,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: the banswer and friendship we have is is very similar
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: to the two characters, right, well, it's very genuine. You
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: could obviously thank you that I like it when you
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: said talk because it reminded me of Jersey and uh
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: when I when I call home and everyone's like talk
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: walk chocolate dog. We gotta walk the dog every single
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: day at work. I'm not making fun of I'm making
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: fun of you. And Philly. They got accents in Philly too. Yeah,
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: but they don't have the island. They don't have Long Island, right,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: they all love it though it's Long Island is very
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: similar to Jersey. It is chocolate. You don't even call
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: it Long Island. It's Long Island. It's a guyland. Coffee Talk,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: remember there was a show on Coffee Talk talk about
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: talking talk amongst yourselves. For Clem talk amongst yourselves, it's
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: coffee talk. Um, alright, another question. I had one more question. Um,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: I know you you guys are kind of Signed Field fans, right,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: you guys have watched the show? Never watched an episode
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: of Signed I've watched. I've only watched a couple of
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: episodes of Signed Felt. There's a few shows listen. When
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: I was learning how to do sitcom stuff, I would
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: watch Friends and Sign Fell and stuff like that as
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: research and stuff, but as far as watching it on
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: the regular, not so much. And that's crazy because Seinfeld
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: is based on the building I grew up in. Uh.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: I grew up with Kenny Kramer. I knew his daughter.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Larry David lived in the building. And I don't know
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: who de Sign Felt character supposed to because Jerry sein Feld.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: I don't recall Jerry Seinfeld living in the building I
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: grew up in. But Larry David and Kenny Kramer, Uh,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: you know, I know the real Kinney Kramer. I know
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: his daughter. I grew up with her. I've seen some
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: I've seen some episodes, but it wasn't it's not a show.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: I've seen every single one, but we can probably still
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: answer the question. Well, okay, Well, the reason why I
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: brought it up is because, um, there's I just think
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: of like Scrubs as being in a time capsule in
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: a way, because now days you have computer at your
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: face all the time, all the answers are there, you
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: could look up anything. I was thinking of Seinfeld because
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: there's a specific episode where they are It's shot entirely
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: in a in a parking garage, and the whole episode
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: is them trying to find their are and find each other,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: and it's like, there's no way that would ever work today.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: And I was thinking that, you know, I don't know,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: and I'm wondering how you feel about it. I don't
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: know if Scrubs would have worked as well if it
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: were shot today, with our social media and you know,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: our phones the way that they are and just being
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: able to look things up whenever you want and stuff
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: like that. I just think, I don't know, what do
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: you guys think? I think Scrubs would have worked today? Actually,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: I think it would have Actually, well, yeah, look at
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: what's going on right now. We would have been able
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: to tackle really crazy issues like COVID nineteen and you know,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: racing for the cure for cancer and HIV. And if
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: you look at television, how on television now there's more
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: you know, adds to to make you feel better, but
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: to press you know, the pills, depressed the ship out
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: of you, or make you have suicidal thoughts and stuff
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: like that. I think all of these things, because of
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: where the medical field is right now, would have been
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: touching with Scrubs because we were a medical show. And
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: also we were groundbreaking too, Like you know, there're a
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: lot of shows took their cue from us, and so
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: if we had never come out back then a lot
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: of the tricks and stuff that we used wouldn't have
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: been developed, and so you wouldn't have seen them. So
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: I definitely, and they would have been brand new. So
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: I definitely feel like Scrubs would definitely. Yeah, I think
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: it's sent in today's times. I think where a lot
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: of that stuff would have been folded in, you know.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you look at this show, there's even
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: in this episode there's a there's a pay phone joke,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: um um. And and we had like the first generation BlackBerry,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: so you're right, all of that social media existence wasn't there.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: But I feel like it could have been folded in
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: and it's just Also, I think the show is so topical.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: You know, people are always interested in in um in
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: the drama and the camaraderie of a show, of a
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: show like Scrubs, right, yeah, so those things are kind
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: of like, you know, just accessories to the whole story
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: of it. Yeah. I think I think there's a funny
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: joke in j D and Turk trying to go viral
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: with something, you know what I mean, that's probably what
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: they would have tried to do. All right, Well, thank
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: you so much, Jacqueline. We're gonna listen to you. Is
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: it Jacqueline or is it jacqu Lynn. Well, I really
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: go by Jackie jack Okay, Jackie, Jackie g thank you,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: thank you Jackie. We appreciate you, thank you, thank you
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: so much. Yeah, you too. Be healthy. You know. At
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: the end of the episode, you pull a switcheroo and
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Rob Maschio gets into the limo and Kelso deserves it
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: and Rob deserves a weekend with somebody who's really going
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: to enjoy. Now, what do you think happened on that
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: weekend in Mexico with Kelso and and the Todd I
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: think the Todd embarrassed the crap out of Kelso. Should
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: we ask Rob? Yeah, let's ask Rob. Let's ask Rob, so, Rob,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: because you know Rob, you know Rob definitely your research
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: on his character. Do you know I feel good about this?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: I have to imagine what the scenario exactly. So Rob,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: here's our question. You know, we know that you were
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: so into every line you did, every moment you did
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: on Scrubs, you would rehearse, you would do your research.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: So Donald and I have in our heads that you
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: probably did some recon what the character would be doing
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: in Mexico with Kelso? So, could you tell us a
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: little bit about what you and Kelso got up to
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: on your trip to Mexico? The big dogs not want
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: to kiss and tell, but there already was a no
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: kissing policy and placed down there. So it was a
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: nice little trip. We knocked out some pro bono work,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: then we squeezed in some bone fishing, some motor boating. Anyway,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: the Todd will be dr ks wingman anytime. Thank you,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Rob. Um. All right, we did it right,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: that's the episode. I feel like we did it, dude,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: I mean you feel like we did it? Yeah? I
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: mean I I Daniel, do you feel like we did it?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Do it? Do it? Joel? Did we do it? It
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: was awesome? Guys, you did it. Do get a lot
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: of exciting guests coming up. We're gonna have Tom Kavanaugh
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: coming up from Thunders Loss for Tom Cavanaugh. Doesn't he
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: play a superhero these days? He plays a bunch of
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: characters on this show that he's on. He's on The Flash,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: which is one of the shows that I do frequent.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: I do love the show. I do love the characters
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: on this show. Yeah, he's a great actor. He's coming
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: on for two oh six, my big brother, and guess
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: what we got Heather Locklear ship. Yeah, I pulled that,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: did it? Yeah? I did it? I did it. I
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: can make anything happen, Donal, I can make anything happen.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, Heather lock and anything you name it, I
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: can have it done. Okay, World Peace right now, that's
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: what that's That's what this whole shows about. His World
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Peace two oh seven Heather, and then Johnny c McGinley,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: the Legend, coming on for two oh nine. Can't wait.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: We're gonna try and get Dick Van Dyke, I mean, right, Joel,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: working on that, working on that We're hoping that he is.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: He is healthy and able and willing. Chay Serrano, everybody's
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: favorite guest is coming back on for two fifteen. We're
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: gonna try for Ricky Schroeder for to sixteen, Right, Joel,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: we gotta do that. You and I should talk about that.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Jowell and I booked the guests. Donald doesn't well, I
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: just sing the theme songs. Here we are face to
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: face a spoons. Oh man, I love that show. Hoping
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: to find we two of a kind, waiting to grow,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: waiting to show together. We're gonna find a way do
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: do do do do together, making a time each day
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: you'll learn all about the things you just can't fine
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: fine silver spoons together you and that was awesome. I
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: can't believe you remember all the lyrics to silver Spoons.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: I got that one. You know what else? I want?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: You know what else I remember? Nobody remembers this. Maybe
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: the world is blind? Didn't didn't didn't or just a
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: little and kind webster. Oh no, seems you can't be
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: sure dad and that that and dada of anything anymore.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Oh no, this will give it. You maybe be lonely,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: but then one day you're smiling again. And every time
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: I turned around, I see the girl who turned my
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: world around. You don't know, fucking Punky Brewster. I didn't
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: get it. I didn't get it. Okay, maybe you know
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: this one. I bet we've been together for a million
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: million years? What is that? And I bet we'll be
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: together for a million more? What is it? It's well,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: it's like I started saying, and on the night we cast,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: and I can't remember what I ever did? What we do? Baby?
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: What is it? Out us? What is it? I forgot
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: family ties? Sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, out of context. I'm sorry,
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• 1:11:02
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  Speaker 1: of the funniest I ever laughed in my whole life
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  Speaker 1: is the episode of Family Ties when Michael J. Fox
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  Speaker 1: turns the house into a hotel when the parents, he
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  Speaker 1: turns it into Airbnb motel. When the parents are out
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  Speaker 1: of the house and there's a big game in town,
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  Speaker 1: everyone's filtering in because there's no motel rooms left in town,
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  Speaker 1: and they steal the other team's mascot, and so there's
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  Speaker 1: a kangaroo that's brought into the living room and they
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  Speaker 1: trashed the house, and then the parents walk in and
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  Speaker 1: Michael Gross in one of the best line readings of
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  Speaker 1: all time. It cuts to commercial. First, that's the commercial,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: and then Michael Gross. He can't talk to Michael J.
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  Speaker 1: Fox the whole episode, and he finally finally gets up
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  Speaker 1: to talk to me. Goes, you know, as parents, when
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  Speaker 1: you go away, you expect it certain things will go wrong.
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  Speaker 1: A broken dish, spilled milk on the rug, there was
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  Speaker 1: a kangaroo in my living room. That's like, that's like
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  Speaker 1: perfect sitcom. That is that is the timing. I'll never
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  Speaker 1: forget the timing. It maybe want to be a comedic actor.
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  Speaker 1: The timing was just masterful. Michael Gross also in Tremors, People,
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