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72 - S3Ep20: And Ma Makes Three · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: On the LUNI is part of the Odd Pods media network.
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  Speaker 1: Oh hey everybody, welcome back.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, thanks for having us.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you guys, who is that hop daddy daddy, mom daddy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm making some.
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  Speaker 3: Stuff currently pretty dicks. At least we learned.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to say, this is like random, and
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  Speaker 1: hopefully I don't make you blush. James, But James, James
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  Speaker 1: is the gay guy friend you have that you are
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  Speaker 1: gay and you're what in like your twenties you accidentally
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  Speaker 1: fall in love with Like, he's that person. He's so delightful.
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  Speaker 1: Everything you say is funny, and you're a kind hearted
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  Speaker 1: human being. So thank you for joining us.
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  Speaker 3: I guess ah, can we be your beard, James and
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  Speaker 3: just marry you?
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  Speaker 2: All three of you can beat my beard?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey, okay, hey, if James is getting involved
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  Speaker 1: in a financial non sex marriage, it's it's me I win. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: sorry James, we'll be the sister wives.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I don't know about financial. I thought this
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  Speaker 2: was just going to be a tax break.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, that's what I meant. No, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to pay you. I meant like we would
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  Speaker 1: get a tax break.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just want a good insurance premium. I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Want to marry the place she works for.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you might read to take out the redacted little
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  Speaker 1: put a beep over my first half of the name
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  Speaker 1: of my company. Yet we have terrible insurance.
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  Speaker 3: Like, isn't that funny?
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  Speaker 2: It's back to.
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  Speaker 3: So now you've proposled him and now you've really proposed him.
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  Speaker 1: So oh yeah, I've been like not in like a
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  Speaker 1: next step. Don't get weird about it. We can still
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  Speaker 1: hang out as friends. I'm I'm not in my twenties,
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  Speaker 1: so I don't accidentally fall in love with my amazing
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  Speaker 1: gay friends anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Have you heard that an is basically a gay hand shape?
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  Speaker 3: Like I never heard that.
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  Speaker 2: He just goes straight to anal and then you're doing buddy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh my god, I'm gonna be after this.
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  Speaker 4: What's your name?
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  Speaker 1: I the first time I used to meet you, pull
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  Speaker 1: your pants down?
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  Speaker 2: There is no nice to meet you pull your pants
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  Speaker 2: it's just straight up.
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  Speaker 3: You don't even you know't exchange names. Well I'm dead.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well I had a woman walk up
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  Speaker 1: to me last night. This is so I tease this
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  Speaker 1: before we started recording, but I had that date and
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  Speaker 1: I had a lady walked up to me last night.
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  Speaker 1: This is not part of the date story. She just
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  Speaker 1: were sitting at the bar and all of a sudden
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  Speaker 1: someone's like right, like in my space. And it could
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  Speaker 1: have been it could have been an unrequested kaseex maybe,
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  Speaker 1: but instead she went is that you? And I went what?
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  Speaker 1: And she was like, you smell like a vanilla cupcake.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, what, I'm wearing this like Nanette Lapoor,
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  Speaker 1: like perfume for my ipsey glam bag. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know what it's called. Do you want to smell my wrist?
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  Speaker 1: And I swear to god I could feel her breath.
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  Speaker 1: She was so close to my wrist and she was like,
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  Speaker 1: you smell like a sexy cupcake. And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: thank you.
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  Speaker 3: She drunk or hitting on you or oh.
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  Speaker 1: None of them.
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  Speaker 3: She just was like a crazy porter okay.
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  Speaker 1: And my date was like, well, I didn't know I
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  Speaker 1: was out with a sexy cupcake and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: fuck you, fuck.
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  Speaker 3: You, yeah you are. You want to see it? Are feeling?
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  Speaker 1: So I mean, I had a similar experience, So I
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  Speaker 1: didn't realize I was in an intimate close encounter until
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  Speaker 1: it was happening.
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  Speaker 3: I think you could have had sex with that woman if.
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  Speaker 1: You're well, she was super hot. She just she had
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  Speaker 1: the wrong parts below the waist.
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  Speaker 3: You know, let's get you a strap on, madam.
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  Speaker 1: And also, I'll never go down there with my face.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a problem for you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Truly I could overcome the waist up lesbian thing in
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  Speaker 1: a long term relationship if I if like the person
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, I have no feeling down there,
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  Speaker 1: you don't ever have to touch me, then we'd be fine.
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  Speaker 3: But if a kind of accident.
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  Speaker 1: One of Rose's cows, that would be that would be yeah,
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  Speaker 1: plowing ex.
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  Speaker 2: I trip and fill face Boston to.
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  Speaker 3: Is that life alert commercial? Hell with China and I
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  Speaker 3: can't get up and we're sending help, Madam.
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  Speaker 2: They're five minutes away. Is that going to be too?
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  Speaker 2: I think that'll be perfect.
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  Speaker 3: Actually away there you go.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, tell us about your dater. Okay, Well, so I
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  Speaker 1: went out with Glasses, which I told him Gina has
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  Speaker 1: been calling him Glasses. On the date, I said, I
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  Speaker 1: showed my friends a picture of you, and he was like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god. And so he's a stand up I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't remember his name all yeah, well it's right.
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  Speaker 1: His name is Ryan. He's trying to he was trying
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  Speaker 1: to bring back Rad and I said, good luck. I
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  Speaker 1: tried that, like a decade ago doesn't really catch on
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  Speaker 1: your friend group. So he's in my phone is Rad
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  Speaker 1: Ryan Ryan and R Yeah. So anyway, we went with
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  Speaker 1: this bar cupcake next to Creepies, which I sent the
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  Speaker 1: girls pictures of creepies. I don't know if you've been
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  Speaker 1: to creepies, James, we should go to Creepies.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, move your date over there. That looks fun.
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  Speaker 1: But Star wars a vibe too right, it's it's it's
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  Speaker 1: fun and there was like a DJ. And anyway, so
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  Speaker 1: went to Starbar and so he's a stand up and
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  Speaker 1: he has a podcast that's more successful than ours and
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  Speaker 1: gets like pretty decent horror film like guests and stuff,
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  Speaker 1: and so right off the bat we were talking about
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  Speaker 1: horror films and he was like, ask me anything, and
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  Speaker 1: so I was asking questions and stuff. And he also
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  Speaker 1: hates the Michael Myers or the rob Zombie Halloween feels
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  Speaker 1: like it's too aggressive. And then I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: well it's cool that you don't like all the rob
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  Speaker 1: zombie movies as much as like I do, but like,
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  Speaker 1: how do you feel about slaughter House? And he was like,
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  Speaker 1: I fucking love slaughter House and I was like, that's.
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  Speaker 3: Check all the boxes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And then we shared, you know, bad date stories
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  Speaker 1: and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: That all the boxes.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, it was we just huged me. It was
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  Speaker 1: very cordial. We just hugged and he told me he
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  Speaker 1: had an excellent time and stuff. But at the end
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  Speaker 1: of the day we ended up with our own inside
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  Speaker 1: joke because we were talking about dating apps and success
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  Speaker 1: and he told me about another dating app where like Tattooed,
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  Speaker 1: alternative people exist that's a little different than like Tinder
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  Speaker 1: and all the others and so, and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you're doing yourself a disservice because you
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  Speaker 1: know what if I go find someone else now, And
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  Speaker 1: I said, no, I'm just kidding. And he told me
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  Speaker 1: about how he had gone to one other date on
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  Speaker 1: Starbar and he was real glad it went better. And
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  Speaker 1: I shared how I got left at a bar and
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  Speaker 1: he said, well, this girl didn't leave but twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 1: And she said something about how like he was like
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  Speaker 1: too high level conversation for her and there was no
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  Speaker 1: romantic vibe and she had to go and I said,
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  Speaker 1: I I'm pretty smart and I don't fucking know what
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  Speaker 1: that means. And he was like and then he said,
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  Speaker 1: well she was from Santa Cruz and I went and
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  Speaker 1: I went, oh, I'm sorry, do you not like Santa Cruz.
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  Speaker 1: So by the end of this, and you know, me
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  Speaker 1: being me and just like really like rasing him, it
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  Speaker 1: evolved to him hating fucking Santa Cruz and he's like,
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  Speaker 1: I have friends in Santa Cruz. I don't like I
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  Speaker 1: don't hate it. I like it there and I was like, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's fine. Fuck Santa Cruz. And so we walked. He
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  Speaker 1: walked me to my car like a gentleman, and we
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  Speaker 1: said good night, and he was like I would love
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  Speaker 1: to see again and I was like totally. And I
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  Speaker 1: got home and he was like, hey, I hope he
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  Speaker 1: made it home safe. And I was like I did,
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  Speaker 1: and I said, fuck Santa Cruz.
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  Speaker 3: Read Ryan with the romance.
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  Speaker 1: Right well, So then I when I woke up this morning,
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  Speaker 1: I saw that he had laughed at it, and then
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  Speaker 1: he said, I'm still pissed at Santa Cruz.
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  Speaker 3: I mean Santa Cruz.
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  Speaker 1: So that's so I may or may not wear a
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  Speaker 1: Santa Cruz shirt. I found a Santa Cruz shirt on Amazon,
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  Speaker 1: and you were like, how cool he is thirteen dollars? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think because he's like a skate punk, kind of
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  Speaker 1: like tatted life full of trauma type person, just like me.
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  Speaker 1: Well except I don't skate, that's not my thing. But anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I found one that's thirteen dollars that has like a
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  Speaker 1: skeleton skateboarding and it's like Santa Cruz, Santa Cruz, Santa Cruz,
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  Speaker 1: Santa Cruz, but a skeleton. And I was like, fuck
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  Speaker 1: eyes every I'm wearing this on our second date one.
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  Speaker 5: I have so much Santa Cruz stars. I have mugs,
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  Speaker 5: stickers because that's where we vacation.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that a Yeah? He doesn't even dislike Santa Cruz.
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  Speaker 1: He just felt like she was representative of that, like
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  Speaker 1: hippie dippy like me, like five dollar stoner vibe people.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I don't know they had a hippie vibe.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, oh yeah, it's fun enough anyway, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Organid organ is that the same vibe?
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea. Oh I've never been to Santa Cruz.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, and I have seen like the shirts and like
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  Speaker 6: the graphics where it's just like Santa Cruz, a kind
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  Speaker 6: of like eighties type font.
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  Speaker 1: Oh in the like red dot circle that's their like
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  Speaker 1: fucking logo.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow.
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  Speaker 1: The if you buy a shirt on Amazon with that
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  Speaker 1: dot logo with the eighties Santa Cruz, it is like
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  Speaker 1: three hundred percent more expensive than like somebody else's Santa
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  Speaker 1: Cruz shirt. I don't know why that's such an iconic thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's just literally a red dot with words. But like
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  Speaker 1: I think that T shirt was like thirty nine dollars
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  Speaker 1: or something, and I was like, thirteen sounds good. I
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  Speaker 1: like this off joke. I'd like eight for a joke,
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  Speaker 1: all right, I can. I can tolerate this.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe if you were at the Santa Cruz Walmart, you
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  Speaker 3: could find.
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  Speaker 1: That that seems expensive, but I could hop a flight
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  Speaker 1: to get a cheaper shirt.
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad your date went well.
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  Speaker 2: And like laugh emojis and sweetness and texting.
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  Speaker 1: It's nice. Yeah, it's nice. Well, I mean after getting
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  Speaker 1: left at a bar by Dick fuck McGhee.
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  Speaker 2: Every McGee I've ever met like.
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  Speaker 1: That, Yeah, Dick fuck.
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  Speaker 2: That whole family is so messed up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so mad at them.
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  Speaker 3: James, how much. Uh what was it carnadoes? Did you
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  Speaker 3: eat at the festival or what.
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  Speaker 2: Was its worth?
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  Speaker 3: I just wanted to follow up for our listeners.
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  Speaker 1: Like doctor Jonathan Newman, person size, or like Dorothy says.
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  Speaker 6: Dorothy said, more like Alice in Wonderland, because once I
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  Speaker 6: had a Margarita than deaf, like the quantity got bigger.
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  Speaker 1: Oh like Alice when she's big.
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  Speaker 4: When she gets big, she's stuck in the house.
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  Speaker 2: That was me in my car, just legs meat sweats.
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  Speaker 2: I sure did.
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  Speaker 3: That was no regrets.
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  Speaker 1: What's weird is jams walk up with a no regrets
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  Speaker 1: said to.
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  Speaker 6: Actually, I didn't really drink that whole time that I
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  Speaker 6: was working on sync of to MYO, just because I
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  Speaker 6: was so tired.
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  Speaker 1: Or you were drunk on meat?
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  Speaker 6: I was, I was, I was drunk drunk us be
• 12:42
  Speaker 6: it drunk. I don't remember if I said this last time,
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  Speaker 6: but the like Alpa store tacos are some of my favorites,
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  Speaker 6: and like the only place that it ever had them
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  Speaker 6: on a vertical rotating fit was in Mexico.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, several of the vendors had that.
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  Speaker 3: I was like the pineapple use was coming down. Oh
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  Speaker 3: now he just wants more. I'm sorry, I got him
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  Speaker 3: all excited.
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  Speaker 4: That sounds so good.
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  Speaker 3: He's got a meat boner right now. I guess it
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  Speaker 3: would be made of meat.
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  Speaker 1: So that we're like very barely into this episode and
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  Speaker 1: we have so many quotable moments, uh for our audience
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  Speaker 1: summers meat boner. I mean, dick fuck, that's you should
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  Speaker 1: Santa Cruz, Dick fuck McKee fux Santa Cruz. You're welcome, listeners.
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  Speaker 6: Does that mean that Glasses is gonna get royalties if
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  Speaker 6: you print off?
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  Speaker 1: No, because I was the one that insinuated he hated
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  Speaker 1: Santa Cruz because of how he said it. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: the Paris Hilton in this and we're gonna make the money.
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  Speaker 3: D Ryan.
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  Speaker 1: We could let rad Ryan come come along if we
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  Speaker 1: feel like it, but it's not obligated as that's right,
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  Speaker 1: I mean he's already. This is the first person in
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  Speaker 1: probably six months of dating that is getting a second
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  Speaker 1: date that I'm not going begrudging. Well, no, I guess no, Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: he's the second person in six months. The other guy
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  Speaker 1: was that that weird guy that at least you know,
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  Speaker 1: Stella got her groove back, but god.
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  Speaker 4: He was annoying.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you you crawled, so now you could walk with Ryan.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Was this that guy that was like wanting to pick
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  Speaker 2: you up all the time?
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  Speaker 1: No, this was the guy who's like adult son moved
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  Speaker 1: home and got busy because he moved in with him
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  Speaker 1: and like his girl. He and his girlfriend moved in.
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  Speaker 1: He couldn't Oh, he couldn't sit down. That was do
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  Speaker 1: you remember I told you I didn't see myself standing
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  Speaker 1: up for the rest of my life. He had like
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  Speaker 1: a back injury and he couldn't like sit for more
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  Speaker 1: than like five ten minutes at a time, so he
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  Speaker 1: was just always like leering over me. I mean, he
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  Speaker 1: almost died. I it was me being a shallow person.
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  Speaker 1: I guess that I didn't want to stand up for
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  Speaker 1: the rest of my life.
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  Speaker 3: But like, so you can't just hang out and watch TV.
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  Speaker 1: No, he never sat down for like two full dates lawn. Ironically,
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  Speaker 1: he was fine to lay down and like have sex.
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  Speaker 1: So I was like, wait, so what, I guess if
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  Speaker 1: you want something bad enough and sitting just must not
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  Speaker 1: be a priority. I don't know. Anyway, I wish him
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: the best.
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  Speaker 3: Go to the toilet and he's like, I can't do it.
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  Speaker 1: How he was a man. He was a man's plainer,
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: like that was my thing, Aaron's favorite. I'd be like, oh,
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: I'm I do podcasts and he's like, oh yeah, let
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: me tell you about podcasting because I know more than you.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: And I'd be like, oh, thank.
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  Speaker 3: You, Oh my god, even if you do, who cares me?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Fuck you? I know how much I want to know.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: That's that's the thing. Anything that you know more than
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  Speaker 1: me about unless I say, oh my god, tell me more.
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  Speaker 1: I know the amount I want to know already, or
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  Speaker 1: I would know as much as you do. Like I'm okay,
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm just feeling triggered. Hey, we've been talking
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  Speaker 1: for a while. We should probably get into the show, right.
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  Speaker 1: We like each other too much, guys.
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  Speaker 3: That's I like you.
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  Speaker 2: I like you too?
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  Speaker 3: What hmmm?
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  Speaker 2: I like you too? Oh my god, it's oh what
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  Speaker 2: is that?
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  Speaker 6: Oh there's there's two characters and like one of them
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  Speaker 6: it's like into pain.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what is that?
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  Speaker 6: Oh god, while you're getting the show pulled up or something,
• 16:37
  Speaker 6: I got uh.
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  Speaker 7: Oh wait, oh just the musical? Oh okay, So have
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  Speaker 7: you guys seen that? Yeah, I've listened to the CD.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't seen I'm like obsessed with it. I have
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: a Christmas ornament that says buy more crystals.
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  Speaker 2: So there's a character. It's a little girl Scout.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and she has a heart arrhythmia.
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  Speaker 3: My favorite song. It's such a build up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's so great.
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  Speaker 6: And she has this pacemaker slash defibrillator in her chest
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  Speaker 6: so if she's having a problem, it'll restart her heart.
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  Speaker 6: And she can't get too excited, too scared, whatever, unless
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  Speaker 6: because it might stop her heart. And so at one
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  Speaker 6: point she's meeting Lydia and the potentially selling her Girl
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  Speaker 6: Scout cookies, and she has an episode in front of
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  Speaker 6: Lydia and she's like one, two three, and.
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  Speaker 2: Then Lydia is like, you're fun. I like you, You're fun.
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  Speaker 2: And then the girls goes, I like you too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, perhaps less creepy than you initially said it. Now
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  Speaker 1: I see the correlation and.
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  Speaker 6: Also one of the best lyrical lines in a musical.
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  Speaker 6: And no one gets molested by it.
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  Speaker 1: Got eighteen.
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  Speaker 2: Go inside.
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  Speaker 3: I want to go see that lives.
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  Speaker 1: It's an incredible I it came through Portland and I
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  Speaker 1: saw it. Did you see it when I was here
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  Speaker 1: at James?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 1: If it comes back, we should go. It is such
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  Speaker 1: a fun show.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I mean the music's fucking great. Alex Brightman, Yeah,
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: Beatle Juice, like, oh my god, fucking nailed it, like
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: hit it out of the park.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: He was born to play that role. Like the guy
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: that was in the touring company that came through here
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: was doing Alex Brightman right, Like they try to do that,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: they find someone that has a similar quality. I think
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Hamilton's one of the few where they're like, fuck the original,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: let's see what you got. But like in general, to
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: appeal to old white people, they wanted to sound like
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: the album, and so I saw like a clone Aboulex Brightman, right,
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: but like the Dollar Store version, like it just wasn't
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: as good. But yeah that he I love that. He
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: fucking So if someone shows me a bootleg of a
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Broadway show, I'm gonna watch it because.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: You mean a slime tutorial, Uh.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Sure, m m yeah. But like if someone shows me that,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I love it. But at the same time,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: like I wish Broadway would just sell like Blu Ray
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Digital whatever. I've often felt like that would be such
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: a nice thing to do, but I know they want
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: people to keeping to see the show, so they don't.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: But he called out someone that was filming in the
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: middle of the show. He literally stopped a performance one
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: time and was like, Hi, Hello, I fucking love that.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: I think that is an acceptable way to shut that
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: shit down line and on thought that was great.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah.
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: I've definitely as I'm performing, like gone backstage and told
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: the either assistant stage manager or somebody that's backstage with
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: house comms, you'd.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Be like, hey, this row, this seat or roughly this
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: far in there's somebody filming, because you can usually see
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: the lens.
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: But yeah, I wish they did more of those, like
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: pro shots distributed kind of like the nineties into the woods. Yeah,
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: every yes, So I wish they did more of that
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: kind of stuff, which they kind of had, like because
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: of COVID.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I feel like if they sorry, we were going to
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: have to hear about the episode, but real quick, because
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: maybe Broadway is listening and they'll fix this. If the
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: show got to like a certain gross or the show
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: was going to close, I think that would be an
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: acceptable time to offer a limited time off. Do it
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: like the Disney Vault charge a little bit too much
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: for it, but I would pay. I would pay as
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: much as a full cost Orchestra ticket to be able
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: to watch some of those things. Again, I don't understand.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: And like that Broadway streaming.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Service that I was just gonna say, yeah, but it's
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: like like the David Hasselhoff Jacqueline Hyde is on there.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: And let me tell you that I saw the original
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Broadway cast and the pre uh like the out of
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: town preview before Broadway, and the show was fucking gorgeous.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: And David Hasselhoff is not doing it justice.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Bad news from God Teddy. That's my favorite part of
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: that one.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: It's pretty good. It's it's it's a good show. Also
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: the second, the first time I ever saw the second,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Lucy came out in her all white corset with her
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: white bed. I was like, oh so she dies now,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Like I was just like, you don't put a character
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: that's not been in any white in an all white room.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: If it's not gonna be for blood.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Sorry, check off's white dress. There better to be blotter
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: seemen on that.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: We're both sort of a show called has Been Hotel.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: I've heard of it.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I have heard a little bit of it, but I
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: haven't seen it yet. But I've been listening on Spotify.
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: It's so part of my like sinco to my letting
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: off steam, like whatever YouTube rabbit holes that I would
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: go into people were falling asleep is. I came across
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: a couple of the songs and they even did like
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: a live performance of songs from the show. But one
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: of the songs is called clean It Up and it's
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: about the maid of this hotel that's in Hell, and
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: one of her lines is like there's piss and jes
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: all over the rugs.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, now I need to go see this now I'm sold.
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just go on YouTube. Look up has been hotel
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: clean it Up? And the song is a banger.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: It's a It's Alex Brightman's in that as well.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: No was he nice?
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Also Alex Brightman has a funny song about doing cocaine,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: like on a date or something. Anyway, check out Alex
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Brightman listeners if you haven't.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Anyway, can I tell you about the episode now?
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Please? All right?
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: This is season three, episode twenty, and it's called and
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: Ma Makes Three. Original air date February twentieth, nineteen eighty eight.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Directed by Terry Hughes, written by Winnifred Harvey, sal Wars,
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Kristin and James, what do you think an Ma Makes
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: three is about.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: The Fia makes three Lauzannas for the upcoming fundraiser, the Sanielforno.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: And how many hours does that take to make just
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: get sixteen? It does?
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: You're right, James, what do you think I think Sophia
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: gets a new cam quarter and becomes the household.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Cuck, even with her daughter nice.
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: You know, no, probably not with her, Okay, definitely Blanche,
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: she is a line.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Probably only Blanche.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Does she have her purse in the chair.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: Well, she's holding the cameras maybe the camera is set
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: on top of the perse and she's holding the perch.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: And she's gonna like sell the videotapes.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's a business woman. She would make make
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: money off.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: Of that bank selling them at Shady Pines.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Aaron's got a tiny Sophia purson.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I was showing Gina her tiny Sophia purse, the little
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: the fake lego set that Jeff Schuster gave me. The
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Sophia brickhead came with an extra person. So I said,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: it's going to sit here in the La Buo Boo's
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: cup chair until you guys, until I send you another package.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: So I love.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Well because he does watch me. Obi w watches me
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: all day while I'm at work training people too, So
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: he really is just sitting here staring at me all
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: the fucking time. Now the real test will be off
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I set him in his little chair like next to
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: the bed. First time I have sex with someone in
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: my house. Again, he's just like watching. That's when it
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: becomes a true cup chair guys.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Now, who do you think will be the hardest for
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Aaron to prove as the villain?
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: James? Oh?
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Is James doing it?
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Okay? Yeah, Aaron gets a break when James is here.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Who Kristen and Aaron? Who do you think will be
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: the hardest?
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I know, so I can't okay, just just Kristen.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say Rose.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Rose Nylon, Rose Rose, Linstrom Nylon.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, I guess we'll find out.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: All right, let's go watch this episode listener's you will
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: hear a commercial and then we'll be back like magic
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: poof gone.
• 26:07
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• 26:09
  Speaker 8: Act Nerd, part of Odd Pods Media, the podcast where
• 26:12
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• 26:15
  Speaker 8: superhero flicks to the retro video games and everything in between.
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• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Poof, We're back like magic.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I told poof, motherfuckers, Poof, motherfucker it's a Golden Girls.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: That was a fun episode. I enjoyed it.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was not much of a.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: B plot, but enough little B plot.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not as silly as a bee plot, because I
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: think the A plot was so like all consuming.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good strong plot. What'd you think, Jane.
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: I liked the style of the plot because usually the
• 27:05
  Speaker 6: B plot's like just so random and so like quirky,
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: whereas this earnest investment on both parties, you win this
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: like chairperson position, and then the A plot like I
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: was actually decently invested.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: I was like, come on, Dorothy, get it together.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because he seemed really into her, like it like
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: the seven.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: The B plot led to some great insults to Dorothy.
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: That whole section that, oh man, well we can't wear
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: the chain because I would draw all the attention to
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: the fat tire or spare tire.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Oh god, so rude.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: We're in our forties. We sit down with back pillows.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: What sit are you fuckers talking?
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: I said, we're in our forties, we sit with back pillows.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Oh well, the back pillow on this gaming chair is
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: not where my lower back is. So when my mom
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: and I remained my t shirt quilt, and by we,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I mean I picked which one stayed, and she stitched
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: them back together with the new shirt. There was an
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: extra Titanic shirt, and so I said, I need a
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: back pillow for my chair. So she made this, and
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: then she made one of the Warner brothers for me,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: or the Warner brother and a Warner sister from Anias.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: So I've dot and yacko, no wacko, I've gotten wacko
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: on a pillow. We don't know what happened to the
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: third panel that had yacko on it. Anyway, lungster short
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: too late, I'm back, sorry, guys. All right, I don't
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: even know what she wanted. I just gave her all
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: the things. I like, put a pile of treats down,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I put her water on the couch.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: Like.
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: On that.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, Sta in your living.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Room, I do a blow mold Santa.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's you can see the edge of him.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Old buzzy edge. Yeah.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's edging.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, Santa is always edging it.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, very Chris.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: His dick is right by Marie ant when it's head.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Oh who's been enough?
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Aaron? Do you have a lovely quiz for us?
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: My god, I have such a lovely quiz for you
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: guys on this one. I'm very excited. Your buzzers are
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: all ready to go. Please let me finish the question.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: I was trying to click the one that you have shared.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: It's not buzzing. I'm stupid, You're not stupid.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. What is Rose making for breakfast?
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Damn uh? Prop daddy was first?
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Prop Daddy some chocolate chip pancakes.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that is correct. All right, first point, James,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: you're on the board.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Why did Sophia somewhat sarcastically say that she's I'm sorry?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: What was the rule?
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Guys?
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: I didn't say anything. James hung himself on that one.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: What's the second time he's made me almost break up
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: with him today?
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: It's weird?
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Okay? Why does Sophia somewhat sarcastically say that she is
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: so upset M.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: Kristen because she can't relate to thirty something.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh I thought it was like the three things
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: she listed.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, No, every time I every time I see this episode,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I really should have. I like I should
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: go back and watch thirty something because it was such
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: an iconic show that like I was too young for.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: And then I never do.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: I never is it even available anywhere?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't, I don't know. All right,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: next question, what what is thirty something? It was a show.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: It was like it was like a friend.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: There's a drama.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like a drama version of like friends
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: before friends was a thing.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: It was a group off my trivia.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I'm so sorry. No, we told okay, well, speaking.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Of that was my fault because I asked the question.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: No, it's fine as long as we get the trivia
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: out there.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna take a point away from James
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I apologizing.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Can I.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, what office is Blanche running for? Oh? That was
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: that was close. You guys all were quick. But Kristen,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: I want you on my Jeopardy team, What was the answer?
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Fashion show chairman of the tinker Bells.
• 32:13
  Speaker 9: Yep, you nailed it, thinker BANDI did you want to
• 32:19
  Speaker 9: give me uh a score?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Telly? This early? While I certainly have no just kidding,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: I'm kidding, I was kidding. I just give you a little,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: a little shade, A little shade for one of my besties.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go, who does Dorothy say she only
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: sleeps with?
• 32:38
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Fuck, I forgot to reset the buzzer. Guys, that's my
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: because yeah, I am. James is earning a slap Telly.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: He is now the second person to get the ada.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I know, but it's his eyes. And it sucks that
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: this is an audience because if you could see how
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: he's looking at me right now, you would know he
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: deserved that slut.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Those eyes away, James.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: All right, well, let's ask this who who does Dorothy
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: say she will sleep with? Or who does Dorothy say? Who?
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Who does Dorothy say she only sleeps with?
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Oh? Shit, it's something like only do psychologically torture men.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's close enough. I guess she So she
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: says that she only sleeps with men she wants to
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: scar psychologically Okay, yeah, all right, we're gonna give that
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: to Gina.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: That's me.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, now would be a great time, Kristen, if you
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: want to give us that score tally.
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: Okay, Aaron has cyril yep, Geena and James have one,
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: and I guess we did it.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, Oh all right? What was super hard for first time?
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: For Oh my god, guys, I can't talk anymore. What
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: was hard for the first Eskimo family in Saint Olaf.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, Kristin making friends?
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, stop there, no more. I just said that ahead
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: of time.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to limit my answers.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: How did the Eskimo family finally make friends?
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: She's quick, man.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I want you guys to know, and I'll let you
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: answer to a second Kristen. The people in my classes
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: at work than training have become you guys. When I
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: do knowledge checks and I ask questions, I have now
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: started saying like, okay, well this week, I want to say.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: If I had like a family feud team, or if
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I had like a group Jeopardy setting, so and so's
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: at the top of my lif for their buzzer speed,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: like I just make people want to ring in quick
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: and be It's me I'm the problem, Kristen, what's the answer.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: The forty nine drought they melted their house and saved
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: the town from dehydrating.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Yep, it was a memory test, she talked, and then
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: you had to remember.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, this is like getting out of high school, right,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: It's it's like comprehension as well as next question, after
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Rose and Blanche critique Dorothy's appearance, what does she say, Gina.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: I'll just hang a sign that says undateable. It sounds
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: like no, I mean, it's not close enough.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna have to see James. If prop Daddy
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: James knows.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: He said that she was going to spray paint a
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: sign saying that she was too ugly.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, And.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Then they're like, well, what are you going to hang
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: it front the chain of the pearls.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess that's close enough. Yeah, it's that you
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: got more to live, right, Yeah? Yeah, she says, why
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: don't I just wear a sign that says too ugly
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: to live live?
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Well, we're going to give James that point. Okay, we
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: hobbled across that finish line. But Christian, you're so far
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: in the lead that's fine. Okay, The other hump reference
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: for our listeners that we just recently had was that
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I think Dorothy says she was going to put a
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: sign on her hump when she had that ugly black
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: dress her mom hated for that like charity thing. Also
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: call out Gina's wearing a tropical shirt that I thought
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: felt very golden girls, but it is in fact blue.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: He was really cute.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's awesome.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Also, speaking of fashion, why does Rose say Blanche can't
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: win the fashion show chair?
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Mm?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Hmmm, Kristen, dang.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: No, I thought it was the other way. Wait, why
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Roe says Blanche can't win it?
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, because the it's all women.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: There's no men on the committee.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, okay.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: I had a glimmer of hope shed it up.
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: Well for a second there, I thought she said why
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: Rose couldn't win?
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: And then I'm like, no, it's my mind flipped it.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: But I got it, Nan, he always does when she
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: doesn't she does.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: What does Raymond want Dorothy to ask Sophia about her
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: teeth after dinner?
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Fuck?
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, proud Daddy.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Leave them in her mouth?
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: I love that. That was such a great two parties
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: to pick her teeth.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: I'll have her leave them in her mouth.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: It was it was written perfectly because it could have
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: he could have said the whole thing. It was Dorothy
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: coming in knowing the problem that made that a successful.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Joe.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: I have had multiple coworkers that do that after eating lunch,
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: and it's just it's just a weird thing to see.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: You're just like, oh, okay, yeah, taking their teeth out
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: of their mouth to clean them.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: I can see how Like if they're your teeth and
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: you're in the moment, right, You're probably like, this is
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: just faster.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Right, Like other people are a little taken back.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: You're like, tell that thought back unless you're alone in
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: your home.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Lacing them in the sink.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Ah right, Yeah, yeah.
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: I already feel uncomfortable picking stuff out of my teeth,
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: like with a toothpick. Oh do you Yeah, if I'm
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: eating like lunch, dinner or something with somebody else across
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: the table, like I feel weird.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, taking around in there the whole mouth out.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Just use my nail and I hope no one's paying attention,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: and I just try to like do it real quick,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: and then I'm like nope, okay, that lives there. Now
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I'll just talk with my mouth closed.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: That gets a great round two.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: But if you ever get a big piece out, you're like, oh.
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh for real though, it's like between your teeth
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: and it's like causing pressure.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like, oh, I got the whole thing out.
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, young listeners at home, when you get older, you'll.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: Appreciate I mean, anybody that has issues with their stuff
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: in their teeth.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Speaking of being old, where are your braceless kids? Who
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: does Sophia say she slept with in nineteen twenty one Kristen?
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: Okay, so at first she says Charles Charles the gall
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: that she meant Charles the male.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Charleston is wondering how you were going to answer, like,
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: is this a trick question? It was if a person.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you had said if you had said Charles
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: to go, I would have said, no, you're wrong. So yeah,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: all right, well you're onto my trickery. It's fine. I
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: know your tricks, Saron, okay, but do you know my treats?
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: Hey?
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: I know you spell like cupcakes.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: I don't even.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Men love my cupcakes. You are, Dorothy. I don't know
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: if we got to that episode yet.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I don't think we did.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: My cupcakes yeah, I.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Have to charge if you want it.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: Takes bag.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: The boys crazy, no random drunks, ladies go crazy.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Right in her dream? Who was Blanche trapped on a
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: desert island with m.
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: Kristen, Tom Selleck head dancing and Steve Gutenberg?
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Oh that's berg.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: I love Roche.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I love that she was so mad that she only
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: got to sleep with Steve Gutenberg. I feel like that's
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Steve Gutenberg's like entire career. Well, but it's his entire
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: career has been reduced to almost a cock joke now right,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Like he's like the who's that guy again? Or oh,
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: is that the guy that was in the Tower of
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Terror movie for Disney? Like all of the good shitt
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: he did is never remembered. He isla, sure, yeah, that's
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: he was in Police Academy. You're welcome, okay, cool, cool, cool,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: cool cool cool. He Well, we we know who Steve
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Gutenberg is and we were good. But who is Sonia Klingenhoffer.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: H Gina a comic strip character?
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a comic strip.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: Sixteen panels.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Yep, oh I didn't even do that this time. That's
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: all right, Okay, the next question is going to be
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: a bonus. I'm gonna reset the buzzers here and bonus question,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: So no, no stump for me, and the most correct
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: items from this list wins. What is Sonia Klingenhoff or not? Kristen?
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: How a pig, a duck, a horse, or a pencil sharpener?
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Or a woman?
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Well yeah, all right? Cool?
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Disappointed you nailed it?
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not disappointed. I'm proud that you're so good
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: at note taking.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: I'm pressed.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: I was afraid to make that a real question because
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: it was quite a weird, varied list, and like, I
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: feel like the pencil sharpener immediately threw some of the
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: animals out of my head because it was so fucking.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: Different a lot some bagels.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Well maybe I'm just I have trauma
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: from what I've asked, actual full lists in detail. All Right,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: we all know what the fox says, but what did
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: ding ding ding ding? But what did the crow say
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: in the joke? Kristen?
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: Why is your face pressed against the crack?
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: I thought that crowds Okay, that's all my date said.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: All right, here's.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: I'm joking.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Fox Santa Cruz. But what what swung it for? Nixon?
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: In sixty eight mm hmm. Kristen two cheeks for the
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: price of one.
• 44:02
  Speaker 6: Yep, oh yeah, liposection, liposection fucking feefe fefee. All right,
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: that sounded what I was garbage on notes this time
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: I wrote down like all the things around t.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: That's the hard IM Like, I didn't write.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: Any of that down.
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like I wrote down Fifee Boulder, but I did
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: not write down your cheeks for the price of one.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Honestly, there was almost a question about Pinky Lee, but
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: then I was like, I feel like that's treading into
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: potential trivia, so I didn't.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't ever feel like I can't ask anything well.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: And I was so very like I I'm always trying
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: to like keep it fair to not Kristin, but also
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: like keep it interesting to Kristen well, because Kristen's taking
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: copious notes, so I can ask the like giant lists,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: and she usually has most of, if not all of
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: the things. But like wee James, you're getting to be
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: a seasoned player. But like when we have someone that's
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: never been on before, like I try to craft some
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: like simple but like maybe that person might pay attention
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: just so they don't go home feeling like fuck, I
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: suck at trivia, like I want everyone to have a
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: good time, and so that's why the questions kind of
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: move around.
• 45:18
  Speaker 6: So of all the lists in that particular episode, the
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: only one I wrote down was the list of ingredients
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: for her pancakes.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: I did too, and she didn't mention it. I don't
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: like so I answered that one question.
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: That's the one point I got, and like I was,
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: I asked afterwards, like, do you want the the ingredients list?
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: That's what I got.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: You know what we did? Did we get the scores yet? James?
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Would you like a bonus point for the ingredients list?
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, you tell us what was in the pancakes pumpkin?
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right now, I don't know pumpkin.
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: Uh So it was honey, brown, sugar, whip cream, maple
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: syrup and that was it is what she listed off.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, So James gets a bonus point. Yeah, got
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: So the final.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: Score is Aaron zero, Gina two, James four, and Kristen
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: ten ten.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: It's like the other two didn't watch the show at all.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: Fuck off.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: It's look, I don't know how fast Kristen's Internet is,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: but like she buzzes so quick. She's so fast on
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: that buzzer. So either you're like sitting at home practicing, like, oh.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: You're playing Mario Party.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Actually that's why that's why I went, oh,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: because we have been playing Diablo lately and it is
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: a lot of clicking.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: All right, My mind went with that double clicks or
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: I mean tat tat tap Abby.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I thought she needed water. I heard tapping. All right,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: would you like to do some trivia?
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: Miss?
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: So this episode we had James Karen as Raymond. He
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: was in Return of the Living Dead awesome movie and Poltergeist.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: Frank Smith was Duncan, which I believe was the guy
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: who picked up Sophia at the end. Oh okay, I
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: was his only credit, so hello and goodbye. Just this gentleman.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: Stephen Porter was the waiter at the restaurant. He was
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: in Heart of Dixie. Okay. So James Karen also played
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: the greedy proprietor who causes the people of Walnut Grove
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: to blow up their town on Little House on the
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Prairie rather than him take ownership. And I know you
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: love that show. That's why I included that for you.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: He's a real piece of shit in that. To be honest,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: they literally blew in real life, they did blow up
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: the town like the set. They practical effect blew up
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: the set. Because it was the end of the.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Series, I was gonna say a series finale. Yeah, Pinky
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Lee had his own kids show in the nineteen fifties
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: called The Pinky Lee Show. I had never heard of that.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Dorothy mentioned CBS firing Jimmy the Greek in nineteen eighty eight.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: January nineteen eighty eight, that was like a month before
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: this aired.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Oh wow.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: He he was on an interview where he made a
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: racist remark that I will not repeat. So he totally
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: deserved it. Let's see, Charles de gall was a president
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: of Franz. Dorothy mentioned Wally in the Bee, which is
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: from the show Leave It to Beaver obviously, and Sophia
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: mentioned having a beat up face like Joe who was
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: a boxer, and that's all I got.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: James tell us about Rose.
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: Oh yes, so Rose being the villain in this one.
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: I think that the way that Rose is a villain
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: in this particular episode is that she's trying to give
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: her friend's diabetes, like.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Straight up, right off the bat and.
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: Just trying to ruin their insolin levels with those pancakes.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: I mean she didn't even list flour. It's literally just sugar.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: That's just a gooey paste.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Well and truthfully, there's no chocolate chips in it either.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: She'd never actually mentioned that as an ingredient.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Oh and did you watch her like quote unquote cooking
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: in that pan.
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: Okay, stand that this is the props person in me,
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: but like there was nothing in that pan. It's just
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: tapping the tip of that spatula around the pan. And
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: it bugged me so much. Like this bugged me more
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: than the woodpucks, hamburger patties or whatever it was that
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: they were grilling that one episode where they were just like,
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: oh right.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: He started on the grill. Yeah, the cold ass grill
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: with the fucking bitches.
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the hamburger patties over with her fingers also, uh,
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: I mean, she's she cuts right to the throat when
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: it comes to some of her off handed comments. So
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: like when she says to Blanche that she's not gonna
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: win because it's all women on the panel, She's like, well,
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: who are you going to sleep with? Sometimes when a
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: woman and a woman really love each other, they become
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: the chairperson or do you think it be oh no.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's she's anti lgbt.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Q plus toubick little homophobic there.
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, And I mean, how rude to bring up the
• 50:53
  Speaker 6: fact that this is the first guy that hasn't dumped
• 50:56
  Speaker 6: Dorothy after the first eight in the months years. I mean,
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: you really don't have to go that hard, Rose, but
• 51:02
  Speaker 6: I guess, you know whatever, and then.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Just be a real bitch.
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: I know this is just a personal thing here, but
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: like the fact she it took her five years to
• 51:11
  Speaker 6: tell this comic book strip. I was team Dorothy and
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: team Blanche, like get to the point, Rose, and then.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: And she oversimplified follow them into the room and acted
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: out with sock puppets.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: That I would have been okay with.
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: I would have rather had the sock puppets than whatever
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: that panel by panel was.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: She did unlock some trauma for me when she was
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: talking about food and the braces and panel one, because
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, that was hard to be
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: like twelve thirteen and get like bread stuck in your braces.
• 51:45
  Speaker 6: So a friend of mine that I've done some theater
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: and stuff with here in Portland, they mentioned that they
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: don't eat American bread, and I'm like, what do you mean.
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: They're like, it's cake bread, And it was the first
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: time I'd ever heard that phrase cake.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: Bread like too sugary.
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: Well, well, if you think about like wonderbread or white bread,
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: that is like pretty common here in the US, Like
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: it's very caky and like if you press on it,
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: it becomes like super what's.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Their bread like?
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Well, real bread healthier, is healthier? Yeah, and it's it's drier.
• 52:20
  Speaker 6: What do you mean That's right, it has more structure,
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: there's more a little more air in it, so that I.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: Prefer my freedom bread James. Oh god, no, I'm kidding.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: My bread doesn't have an aftertaste of pie fruitose corn. Sup.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: I don't want so.
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Like when she said what it was, it was
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: bread and mayonnaise stuck in her braces.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh god, it.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Would have been like paste exactly that.
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then you're yeah, you like suck on your
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: braces and then it's like kind of comes that like
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: toothpaste mm hmm, mayo bread.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: So that is why I think Rose is the villain
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: in this episode. Hooray Jays, did it? You do it?
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: I'd like to introduce a news segment. Yes, James is
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: the villain of this episode because whoa. Well, you made
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: me think of the consistency of mayo and bread paste
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: in a way that made me make a face. No,
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. That's fine. That was that was well done, sir.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: It's for all the listeners at home. Visceral visceral reaction.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let us know how many of you gagged. You
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: can send us an email or you can retry out
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: to James. In fact, James, where could people find you
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: if they wanted to do so?
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Of course.
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: So if you'd like to find me personally on socials,
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: I my handle is Jane sharing Housen. My name's super
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: easy to find. Type in James and then start spelling
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: sharing as a jarng.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: You're gonna find me.
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: And then if you'd like to follow the stuff that
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: I do for scenic and prop building, that's my company's
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: Sheet Ghost Productions. That's sheet Ghosts, Like.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a it's a fun and exciting place we
• 54:15
  Speaker 6: get to do really cool stuff.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope all socials there.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: That sounds rad And where else can we find?
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: Uh us Kristen you can reach just across all socials
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: at aln i pod and you can email us at
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: onlinipodat gmail dot com.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Almosus me, Yes, Sabby, what's up? Hi?
• 54:40
  Speaker 9: Sorry I had to stop the show earlier. But I
• 54:43
  Speaker 9: did get your cheesecake ready.
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: She's good.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:47
  Speaker 9: And I didn't put anyone to coke zero in microwave again.
• 54:52
  Speaker 9: Oh goodness, that's called a callback.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: Yes, Faby, good job.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: Have we got jokes?
• 55:04
  Speaker 9: But they thank you?
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: Bye bye, all right, we're out of here, Bye friends,
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: bye
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Mm hm