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DLHS Hour 2 | One Voyage Jeopardy · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the D.L.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. In case you're going to be,
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  Speaker 2: where the hell am I?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be in. Dallas. I'm in Dallas. Where
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  Speaker 1: am I skipping?
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  Speaker 3: Dallas.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be. Wednesday for the book. You're going
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  Speaker 1: to be in Fort Worth. Fort Worth. Yeah, narrow it
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  Speaker 1: down for me. Yeah, we're in Fort Worth. Fort Worth's
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  Speaker 1: a big town. Yeah, I got it.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be in Fort Worth and then I'll be at
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  Speaker 2: the library in Baltimore. Then I'll be in Milwaukee Friday
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  Speaker 2: and Saturday at the Milwaukee Improv.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm going to be gone for a little while.
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  Speaker 1: Look at you traveling and carrying on. That's what happens,
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  Speaker 1: baby girl. That's what happens. We on the road again.
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  Speaker 1: Just can't wait to get on. I've never been. I
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  Speaker 1: was ahead of you. My bad.
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  Speaker 3: Is that right?
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  Speaker 1: I was ahead of you. I can't wait to get
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  Speaker 1: on the road again.
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah, we're going to be doing that.
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  Speaker 1: The book's doing really well.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been seeing a lot of people have commented
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  Speaker 4: about your interview with Angie Martinez and how.
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  Speaker 1: It's not really popular with my family, I'll tell you that.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, but listen, it's a great story.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of people are talking about how you know, emotional,
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  Speaker 4: impactful it's been for them.
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  Speaker 1: And, you know, they've learned a lot of new things.
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  Speaker 4: I cannot wait to, to, it's cause I read the
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  Speaker 4: comments just so you know, that's where I get that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not interested.
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  Speaker 2: So my Intel comes from, I'm not interested in those
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  Speaker 2: comments at all, but thank you for, for you. Somebody
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  Speaker 2: got to do it. Somebody got to do it. You know, I, I,
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  Speaker 2: I got a chance to, where the hell was I at?
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  Speaker 1: Where did I perform? I performed in Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 2: I was in St. Louis and Philadelphia. And it's just,
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  Speaker 2: it's really dope going around. And me and Don are
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  Speaker 2: doing our thing. And he's really getting his legs out
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  Speaker 2: from under him. He's getting his legs under him now.
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  Speaker 1: I heard he's a comedian now. Man, he was really
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  Speaker 1: getting some laughs. I'm telling you, I heard he was.
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  Speaker 1: That's enough of that. Let's get back to me. Not
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  Speaker 1: get back to you.
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  Speaker 2: You don't see me doing news reports. Why don't you
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  Speaker 2: just un-ass that microphone.
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  Speaker 1: And get out the way. Un-ass that microphone. Get out
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  Speaker 1: the way.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to need you to move out the way.
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  Speaker 2: He is back, this time with One Voyage Jeopardy. Welcome
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  Speaker 2: Jamal Kingsley, the militant man. Hello, my brothers and sisters.
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  Speaker 3: This is Jamal Kingsley, the militant man, here hosting another
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  Speaker 3: exciting episode of One Voyage Jeopardy. Our contestants today, HNIC
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  Speaker 3: around here, my man, Big Chris. I won't give you
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  Speaker 3: last name. You trying to be anonymous? Of course. And
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  Speaker 3: my girl, Shawnee Scott, you hear on the radio. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You see on her YouTube special, she's doing big things.
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  Speaker 3: Watch out for her. Now we're playing One Voyage Jeopardy,
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  Speaker 3: where I give you lyrics from artists from the One
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  Speaker 3: Voyage crews, and you identify them.
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  Speaker 5: Starting off with Chris.
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  Speaker 1: Here are your lyrics. They say I'm a rapper, and
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  Speaker 1: I say no.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, they say. You doing, trying, do some Zydeco.
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  Speaker 3: I just let the music come from my soul so
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  Speaker 3: all of my.
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  Speaker 1: People can stay on the flow. I have no idea. Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Okay, Shawnee,
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  Speaker 1: buzz in.
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  Speaker 5: Who is Cupid? Congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: They say I'm a rapper and I say no.
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  Speaker 3: They say what you doing trying to do somebody cold.
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  Speaker 1: I just let the music come from my soul so
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  Speaker 1: all of my people can stay on the floor. Cupid Shuffle, yes, he.
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  Speaker 3: Will be on the One Voyage Cruise.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 3: You get to double up on it this time, Shawna.
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  Speaker 4: You ready?
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  Speaker 3: All right, all right, all right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready. Here are your lyrics. Hey, come on. Come on.
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  Speaker 6: Take a ride.
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  Speaker 3: There's a party over there that ain't no jive. It's live, live.
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  Speaker 3: It's all the way live. Don't even have to walk.
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  Speaker 3: Don't even have to drive.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh, it's live, live, all the way live. Who is it?
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  Speaker 1: Was it the dance band?
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  Speaker 3: The answer is the original Lakeside.
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  Speaker 5: Fantastic.
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  Speaker 3: You were close, but no cigar. All right. Here's the
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  Speaker 3: last one. Whoever has this can just jump right in.
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  Speaker 1: Here are your lyrics. Anytime you want to pick up
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  Speaker 1: the telephone. You know, it ain't nothing to drop a
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  Speaker 1: couple of.
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  Speaker 3: Stacks on you.
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  Speaker 1: Want it? You could get it, my dear.
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  Speaker 3: Five million dollar home, drop biddlies, I swear.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Who is Jaheim?
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  Speaker 1: That is T.I.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever you like.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, you can have whatever you like.
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  Speaker 1: Anytime you want to, pick up the telephone. You know
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  Speaker 1: it ain't nothing. Drop a couple stacks on you.
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  Speaker 2: You can get it, my dear.
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  Speaker 3: Five million dollar home drop.
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  Speaker 1: Fitness, I swear. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: Another star on the One Voyage Cruise.
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  Speaker 1: One Voyage Cruise. My brother. Now my favorite part of
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  Speaker 1: the show. I get to educate as well as entertain.
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  Speaker 1: That's interesting.
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  Speaker 2: It is time for DL School of Real Good Book Learning.
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  Speaker 2: Who do we have on the phone?
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  Speaker 1: You have Elise from Dallas. Elise from Dallas? Did you
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  Speaker 1: say hola originally?
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, because I was going to go get our Mexican assistant.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't have any idea what you were saying. That's
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  Speaker 1: not what she said.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, Lise.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, how are you?
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  Speaker 1: Good, good. I'm guessing you're from Plano.
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm from Grand Prairie to be exact.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, damn. That'll hold you right there. I knew it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't Oak Cliff. I knew that. I knew it wasn't
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  Speaker 1: Sixth Drive.
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  Speaker 5: That ain't my hood.
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  Speaker 1: No, that is not my hood.
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  Speaker 2: All right, so Skip is going to tell you the
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  Speaker 2: way the game works. You know, we might as well
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  Speaker 2: give her the trophy now. You can tell she has it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, she's very smart.
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  Speaker 7: She's already educated.
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  Speaker 4: Well spoken.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't need that.
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  Speaker 2: Skip, get a dummy on the phone next time. Jesus Christ,
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  Speaker 2: give us a shot. So, Skip, explain to her. You've
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  Speaker 2: got some explaining to do.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, what we're going to do, Elise, we want you
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  Speaker 6: to be a prestigious graduate from D.L. 's School of
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  Speaker 6: Real Good Book Learning. So what we're going to do
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  Speaker 6: is give you a word. You're going to have to
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  Speaker 6: use that word in a sentence. And then afterwards, we
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  Speaker 6: will let Jasmine try to use that.
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  Speaker 1: Word in the sentence.
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  Speaker 6: And then D.L., he will use the word in a sentence.
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  Speaker 6: We'll see who gets it right. All right, you ready?
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right. Today's word, I need you
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  Speaker 1: to use this in a sentence. Limpid. Limpid. Please use
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  Speaker 1: that in a sentence.
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  Speaker 5: Limpid. It's very limpid in this room.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Jasmine.
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  Speaker 3: Jasmine.
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  Speaker 1: Limpid. Limpid.
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  Speaker 4: The worst thing about going out with an older guy
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  Speaker 4: on a date is sometimes they tend.
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  Speaker 1: To be a little limpid. I guess that wasn't the
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  Speaker 1: first date.
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  Speaker 6: That's meaning number three.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. DL. Limpid. My prospects for the future are never limited.
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  Speaker 1: You know, actually, that could work.
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  Speaker 6: The definition is free of anything that darkens, completely clear
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  Speaker 6: or unclouded and clear.
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  Speaker 3: I won.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Grand Prairie.
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  Speaker 1: Appreciate it.
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  Speaker 6: You'll get your little certificate now.
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  Speaker 1: Your eyes are like limpid pools and clear, bright.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all them diplomas on the wall.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't get this one, did you?
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  Speaker 1: But thank you. It'll go right next to your Penn State.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's going to. Where'd you go to college
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  Speaker 1: last week?
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  Speaker 2: Where'd you go to college?
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  Speaker 5: University of Texas.
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  Speaker 2: Hook them um not texas this is kind of like
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  Speaker 2: this is different oh north me.
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  Speaker 5: Don't agree with my school oh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah oh wow well you now went to the
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  Speaker 2: dl school of real good book learning it won't.
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  Speaker 1: Take you can use it as a napkin under your
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  Speaker 1: coffee Thank you. It's not a drop down on LinkedIn yet,
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  Speaker 1: but it's coming. Thank you for. Thank you for playing.
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  Speaker 2: Hang on.
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  Speaker 1: Skip got something.
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  Speaker 5: Hang on.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to recognize some of the funnest committed.
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  Speaker 1: Some, you know, some, you don't welcome to the stage.
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  Speaker 1: Tyree Elaine.
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  Speaker 7: I want to give some advice. I have a side dude. Dude,
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  Speaker 7: I see on the side of my regular relationship. It
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  Speaker 7: keeps the regular relationship strong.
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  Speaker 1: It does.
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  Speaker 7: Ladies, if you're going to cheat, please be responsible. Do
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  Speaker 7: it with somebody who looks like your man. That way,
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  Speaker 7: if you get pregnant, you got about a 90% chance
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  Speaker 7: of getting away with it. I'm just trying to make
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  Speaker 7: your holiday pictures make sense because I've seen some where
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  Speaker 7: I'm like, you and the baby look cute, but who's
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  Speaker 7: that dude?
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  Speaker 5: Am I wrong for saying that?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Who knows? But I know this.
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  Speaker 7: There's a double standard between men and women. I was
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  Speaker 7: with a guy three and a half years, okay? He
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  Speaker 7: goes overseas to play ball for like a year. I
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  Speaker 7: didn't have no proof that he was cheating, but you
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  Speaker 7: know how you just know?
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  Speaker 5: You know, because you're doing it, so you know.
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  Speaker 7: All the behavior to look for.
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  Speaker 5: But seriously, he's gone for a year to play ball.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not stupid. I pick him up from the airport.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, how many women was you with overseas? He
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  Speaker 5: tells me 12. I was like, okay.
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  Speaker 7: I took it like a, I could have killed both
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  Speaker 7: of us.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, okay.
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  Speaker 7: 12, whatever, because I braced myself for it. What I
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  Speaker 7: didn't brace myself for was him asking me how.
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  Speaker 5: Many dudes I was with while he was gone.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm grown, what?
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  Speaker 5: But since I was being honest, I told him I
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  Speaker 5: was with only one other dude. He flips out. Because
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  Speaker 5: I had a baby about a dude, but I'm like, really?
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  Speaker 7: My one baby versus your 12 grown women and you're
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  Speaker 7: going to sit up here and sweat the small stuff?
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  Speaker 5: Really, Raheem? I said, look at my son's face. He
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  Speaker 5: looks just like you. You're welcome.
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  Speaker 7: You know how hard it is to find a black
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  Speaker 7: man with red hair and freckles?
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  Speaker 5: It's an anomaly.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you guys so much.
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  Speaker 5: My name is Tyree.