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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 22nd 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Dude to the resident nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion is advise.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show that.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Today is Thursday. It's pre Friday.
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  Speaker 1: It is Thursday, January the twenty second, twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 1: My name is whatdy? That is Greg Gory?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Hi here?
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  Speaker 1: Thanks man?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Are you both get I just like toyst How are
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  Speaker 6: you trying to steal?
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  Speaker 1: Greg Shine? I guess I'm incapable of saying by myself.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going. There's Greg Gory? You you ready? Menace is here?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Greg?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, thank you?
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  Speaker 2: All right, Jemmy grad good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, we got Sea Mass, Sammy is here, Morgan is here. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: Von our video producer dumbass Tyler is here. Got bored?
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  Speaker 1: We got Menji Hold things down. The Boody Show production
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  Speaker 1: department phones they're open at eight seven seven forty four.
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  Speaker 2: Whatdy?
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  Speaker 1: You can text us Send us a text over to
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  Speaker 1: two to nine eight seven. Coming up for you today.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get into the trending news headlines, of course, all
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  Speaker 1: the entertainment stub Birthday's Porno Birthday, The week in audio,
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  Speaker 1: Sea Bass will have that for us and a game.
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  Speaker 1: Uh will Morgan know the phrase? Yeah, Jen gap trivia.
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  Speaker 1: We've played this before. We were always I forget how
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  Speaker 1: it originally came up. We had mentioned something. She's just
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  Speaker 1: like I know who that is or.
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  Speaker 2: Like what we got most people, it.
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  Speaker 1: Just it just seemed like something that was from yesterday
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  Speaker 1: in the grand scheme of things.
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  Speaker 2: But uh, well I know the phrase.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, maybe anyway, So so that's coming up a
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  Speaker 1: little bit later on here on The Woody Show for you.
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  Speaker 1: Today today is uh, let's see clashing clothes Day. It's
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  Speaker 1: National Grandpa Day, National hot Sauce Day. Oh yes, National
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  Speaker 1: blonde brownie Day, like a good like a good blond day.
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  Speaker 1: Hell yes, it's a polka dot day, it is. It's
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  Speaker 1: a come in from the cold day please, And it's
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  Speaker 1: a it's Celebration of Life day, you guys. Yeah, celebration
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  Speaker 1: of life day. And you know it sounds nice, but
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  Speaker 1: that's probably fancy speak for funeral.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Okay, like a celebration of life.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I thought that was I interpreted more of
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  Speaker 1: like like babies and stuff like that way, like a
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  Speaker 1: pro life kind of kind of thing. Maybe somebody by
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  Speaker 1: the way was upset with us yesterday because when we
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  Speaker 1: got to the headlines, we didn't mention that the second lady,
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  Speaker 1: the wife of Vice President JD. Vancet, is pregnant. But
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  Speaker 1: did you guys just intentionally skip that story. I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care when somebody that I know is pregnant.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a personal friend, family member, they tell me
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  Speaker 1: they're pregnant. It's like it takes everything you have right
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  Speaker 1: to go to a like, I mean, good for you,
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  Speaker 1: but yay, it's just the over the top reaction that
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  Speaker 1: people give to somebody. You want to be happy for.
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  Speaker 1: My guy's fine, but like, still it's all right. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy for people who are pregnant. I meant you,
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  Speaker 1: you know how I get legitimately happy for the people
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  Speaker 1: who tried really hard, like they went through IVF treatments,
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  Speaker 1: they went through all that stuff or you know, things
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  Speaker 1: like that, right, but just like you know, just your
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  Speaker 1: average pregnancy.
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  Speaker 7: And then if a coworker has a baby and then
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  Speaker 7: they bring the baby to work, like you care, and
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  Speaker 7: then they introduce it as let's say, its name is,
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  Speaker 7: uh Elizabeth, have you met baby Elizabeth. Babies don't have
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  Speaker 7: a title Elizabeth met Joey yet.
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  Speaker 2: Baby Joey forty seven hundred months old.
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  Speaker 1: So no, I guess we just didn't mention that because
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  Speaker 1: we weren't not caring. There's plenty of stuff that that
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  Speaker 1: pops up that we just don't cover because we're not interested.
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  Speaker 1: But if you are, I mean cool. The vice president's
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  Speaker 1: wife is having a baby and it's their fourth child,
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  Speaker 1: and it's can be born sometime like Junior July.
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  Speaker 2: Or about a lot of time. Yeah, whatever my story.
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  Speaker 2: People have babies. Awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't didn't mention it. I didn't mention it
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  Speaker 1: at all. Sorry. Yeah, Morgan, are you okay today?
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  Speaker 3: Me?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, let's check on Morgan.
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  Speaker 8: I'm exhausted, y'all. I'm dealing with stuff at home.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really you live alone?
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  Speaker 8: Well yeah, well it's main stuff.
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  Speaker 9: A working shower in today's day six because what happened, Well,
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  Speaker 9: it started last.
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  Speaker 1: Have you been pooping in it like Seabas does. It's
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  Speaker 1: all messed up now?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, because I'm so mad and it looks like there's
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  Speaker 8: open it right now.
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 9: I turned it off one day and because it had
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  Speaker 9: like this drip for a while.
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  Speaker 8: But I was just ignoring it, you know.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, and then I tried to turn off one day
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  Speaker 9: and it wouldn't turn off at all, like water's flowing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 9: And of course it's late at night, so I call
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  Speaker 9: the property manager guy and he's like, Okay, we'll come tomorrow,
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  Speaker 9: and I'm like.
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  Speaker 6: All night.
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  Speaker 9: So they come to fix it, and then they broke
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  Speaker 9: it while they were fixing it all the time that day.
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  Speaker 9: And then now it's fixed, but like the water coming
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  Speaker 9: out is like dirt water. So they're like, okay, we
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  Speaker 9: can come in two days. So I'm just tired. I'm
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  Speaker 9: having to drive my friends. Has to shower.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this whole thing. Whatever gym you did the boxing
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  Speaker 1: stuff at. Don't they have showers there?
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  Speaker 8: Oh god?
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  Speaker 2: No, really are mad Are building?
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  Speaker 8: But I don't pay for the gym here. You can't unless.
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  Speaker 1: You got like your your fob thing has to open
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  Speaker 1: it up ways.
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  Speaker 2: Down there for a show.
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  Speaker 8: He's not still going to that gym.
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  Speaker 1: We're wondering if you were okay, because like today you
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  Speaker 1: seem kind of, you know whatever, just people like is
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  Speaker 1: that rich Chrickton on Morgan She okay? And then yesterday
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  Speaker 1: Dana White came into the office.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't here and Morgan didn't come for it because
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  Speaker 2: I was with the.
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  Speaker 8: Damn maintenance people in my house.
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  Speaker 2: To my god, why I'm upset a little more?
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  Speaker 1: And you know how much you know, Morgan loves her
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  Speaker 1: some UFC, how much she loves her some.
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  Speaker 2: Dana White and Vonn.
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  Speaker 8: Even gave me a call. He's like, hey, he's going
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  Speaker 8: to be here in twenty if you are.
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  Speaker 6: And then I talked to Vaughan because I was coming
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  Speaker 6: into the office and I go, is Morgan coming? He goes, no,
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  Speaker 6: she's at her apartment. And then so I tried to
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  Speaker 6: call you. You didn't pick up.
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  Speaker 8: Oh I never got a call from you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so I called and then I didn't hear from
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  Speaker 6: long I know, probably, And so I came out and
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  Speaker 6: I talked to Dana White and.
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  Speaker 2: I heard he remembered us, and he remembered.
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  Speaker 6: Us and about like we took a tour of his
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  Speaker 6: office and then he says that he sees all the
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  Speaker 6: clips that we make for all the events.
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  Speaker 9: Well, I'm glad you guys talked to him. But yeah,
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  Speaker 9: that's why I was home. And yeah, so it's you know, life.
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  Speaker 6: It sucks because he's starting this boxing thing.
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  Speaker 8: It does suck. We have way more to talk to
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  Speaker 8: him about now, zoo a boxing shoutout.
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  Speaker 1: But like you're a you're a renter. Yeah, so why
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  Speaker 1: are you spending so much time with this? Like, isn't
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  Speaker 1: this just a call to the landlord. The landlords just
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  Speaker 1: have somebody over there?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I got to be there to let them in.
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  Speaker 8: I gotta have the dog put away.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you got to be there to let them in?
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  Speaker 8: Well, because their dog got to get in. Yeah, they
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  Speaker 8: need to get in and then she needs to put
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  Speaker 8: her a away.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever I rented, it was always if there was something
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  Speaker 1: like that, like they had the key. Yeah, like the
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  Speaker 1: landlord would either themselves or have somebody else meet whoever
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  Speaker 1: was there.
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  Speaker 2: I'm always there when they would come.
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  Speaker 1: It's not my problem.
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  Speaker 8: They've never gone in without me.
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  Speaker 2: I also wouldn't want them coming in without me. Yeah really, yeah, I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't care if they're coming to fix my pooh shower.
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  Speaker 9: I'm asking for pro rated rent for sure. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 9: because it's almost a week now.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you've had a full thing. You haven't been able
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  Speaker 2: to use your bathroom, right, So that's kind of big.
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  Speaker 8: And it's a one bathroom, one shower, so.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that would be fair. So like, hey, it was a.
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  Speaker 2: Me a couple of bucks off.
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  Speaker 8: So if I look gross so I start smelling, hold
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  Speaker 8: on me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but hold on, let's turn these lemons in the lemonade. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so no shower, extra stinky. I'm thinking a special limited
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  Speaker 1: edition run run of the panties and socks.
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  Speaker 6: Right around.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, you take that, you put it, you put
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  Speaker 1: it out there to these freaks who are buying your
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  Speaker 1: panties and your socks, and you say, all right, guys, uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: what has been an inconvenice for me is now a
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  Speaker 1: bonus for you. I have extra stank underwear and socks.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't been able to shower for days, you know,
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  Speaker 1: And so there were the underwear. Normally, however much you
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  Speaker 1: charge two hundred, two hundred bucks. These extra stank ones
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  Speaker 1: are three hundred bucks, you know. And then the and
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  Speaker 1: the socks you can you can you know, up them
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  Speaker 1: to one hundred. Yeah, they're the special limited edition joints.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 2: People love the exclusives, limited edition. It's like on sales
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  Speaker 2: with like oops, we bought too much.
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  Speaker 1: No, But I mean think about the limited edition stuff minute.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about, Yeah, shoes, you know
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  Speaker 1: this nerd stuff.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know what this is gonna happen again, that's true.
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  Speaker 2: I guess I should lose this show.
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  Speaker 1: Think about like, you know, the popcorn buckets that people
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  Speaker 1: are minying for eighty some bucks with the movies that
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  Speaker 1: come out, and then.
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  Speaker 7: You could do it like a liftograph where it's like yeah,
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  Speaker 7: exactly one of five, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Five, Oh my god, this is so good.
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  Speaker 1: Just I'm just throwing that's a free it's a free idea.
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  Speaker 1: the Gloryhole Challenge. It was the Christmas theme and that
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  Speaker 1: a pet smarts, a feeder mouse it and it was frozen.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was all soft and cue.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, frozen like a snowman. It was a little sweetie. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: welcome back. It is a pre Friday. It's Thursday. It
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  Speaker 1: is the show Birthday's Parno birthday coming up here in.
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  Speaker 2: Just a few minutes. Greg Dory, Yes, the World of Entertainment.
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  Speaker 1: What you got, Well, the tenth and final season of
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: Queer Eye is finally on Netflix. I've been looking forward
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  Speaker 1: to this. So the guys are out promoting it except
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  Speaker 1: for one of them. I'll get to that.
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  Speaker 2: You second, he's the lifestyle. Yeah, yeah, I'm familiar.
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  Speaker 7: You have Anthony he does food, Tan does fashion, Jonathan
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  Speaker 7: does hair, Jeremiah does interior design, and then there's Karma
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  Speaker 7: who does like lifestyle mental health stuff like that. Sure,
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  Speaker 7: but he's been skipping appearances, uh. To publicize the new
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  Speaker 7: and final season of Queer Eye. They were supposed to
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  Speaker 7: do the Today Show altogether. Everybody except Karamo is there,
• 12:03
  Speaker 7: and Karamo had his assistant, not even himself. His assistant
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  Speaker 7: send an email over to the Today Show saying that
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  Speaker 7: Kromo has felt mentally and emotionally abused for years and
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  Speaker 7: he's been adguised by his therapist to protect himself and
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  Speaker 7: his peace by not attending every dramatic.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see that?
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  Speaker 6: He did send over a video?
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  Speaker 1: He sent a video as well.
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  Speaker 2: It looked like a hostage video.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, send a video.
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  Speaker 7: Fantastic saying like, oh sorry, I can't be there, so
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  Speaker 7: over the top.
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  Speaker 1: How about this how about just don't go like you
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: don't go. Nobody says any interesting. I can't make it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to be all dramatic about it, just
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: so it is clear eyed. Yeah, it's the whole reality show. Which,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, you know Meness loves him some reality shows.
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  Speaker 1: What's your what's your number one reality show?
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  Speaker 2: Right now? Number one? Right now?
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  Speaker 6: I mean there is new thousand Pounds Sister, which I'm
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  Speaker 6: really excited about. There's new episodes.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, So if you if you had to pick two
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  Speaker 1: two reality shows that are currently still on.
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  Speaker 6: That are currently still on, I love the The Mormon
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  Speaker 6: Housewives one.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, watch it is huge.
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  Speaker 8: I mean I've seen episodes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that one's pretty good.
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  Speaker 8: Entertaining.
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  Speaker 6: Forget bailing and bailing out Loud. Yeah, I just s
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  Speaker 6: don't put her in the same category as when you
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  Speaker 6: think reality stars, you think, like, you know, real housewife stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there's been so many Bailing out Loud is awesome.
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  Speaker 1: But these are the ones that were voted the most offensive,
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  Speaker 1: the most the most offensive reality TV shows of all time.
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  Speaker 1: Number one in their list is Are You Hot? So
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  Speaker 1: it's from two thousand and three, Like David Hasselhoff and
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  Speaker 1: contestants who thought they were hot.
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  Speaker 2: They got put in front of a handle of.
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  Speaker 1: Judges for a ya or a n ane, and they
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  Speaker 1: called it some of the most uncomfortable and misogynistic television
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  Speaker 1: and history.
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  Speaker 2: Because the judges would use laser pointers and be like,
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  Speaker 2: look at they saddled there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the old Howard Stern thing. The most honest
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  Speaker 1: reality show you remember, like the old Howard Stern episodes,
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  Speaker 1: like back in the day Howard. The girls would come in,
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  Speaker 1: they were asking for evaluations, critiques. It's like Ralph and
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  Speaker 1: all these other dudes, would you know, with the laser
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  Speaker 1: pointers and different things.
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  Speaker 11: But the thing is that those people really were hot,
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  Speaker 11: and it was like, oh, you think you are, well,
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  Speaker 11: we can pick you apart easy.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I love it. I funny because you think
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  Speaker 1: you're all that and then you come in.
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  Speaker 6: There was a matchmaker show but which pretty much did
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  Speaker 6: the same thing, but it was a woman who was
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  Speaker 6: a matchmaker, and she would line up all the women
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  Speaker 6: Patty Sting, and be like okay, no, and she would
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  Speaker 6: be like to their face like yeah, your your lip
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  Speaker 6: looks weird.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see, let's see if that one made the list
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  Speaker 1: because that also Are You Hot? Was number one on
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  Speaker 1: The Most offensive Reality show ever made list Number two.
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  Speaker 1: This is from like twenty fourteen, twenty fifteen. It was
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  Speaker 1: a British show, so I'm probably not familiar with it.
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  Speaker 1: It was called Benefits Street and it was about welfare
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  Speaker 1: recipients who refused to work and also ran around committing
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  Speaker 1: crimes like shoplifting.
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  Speaker 2: Watched too, because you don't care, moron care?
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  Speaker 8: How do you not go to jails? Don't they just
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  Speaker 8: arrest you after airs?
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  Speaker 2: Exactly?
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  Speaker 1: It's called Benefits Street. We'll have to watch out.
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  Speaker 2: Number three.
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  Speaker 1: I remember this one. I never watched it, but I
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  Speaker 1: remember being on. It was in two thousand and four,
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  Speaker 1: called The Swan. So like these ugly women they underwent
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  Speaker 1: transformation so they would do I mean like extensively extensive
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  Speaker 1: plastic surgery and then they and then they competed each other.
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  Speaker 1: They competed against each other in a pageant.
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  Speaker 2: It was called The Swan had good stuff.
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  Speaker 11: It was months of recovery for these girls and surgery.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't you love to get all the surgery?
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: The most defensive reality shows ever made Number four on
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: the list is a show that was produced by ice Cube.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: The ice Cube it is called Black White, So it
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: was a white family and a black family who traded
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: places with the help of body makeup and prosthetics to
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: see how the other half lived.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Love it didn't watch see.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: I don't give a crap about the Mormon Chicks, the
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Real Housewives of whatever city. I don't care about Kardashians.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Like any of these shows sound way better than was
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: the show. And yeah, Number five on the list called
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Born in the wild It was on in twenty fifteen.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: This one focused on couples who choose to have their
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: children born in the wilderness minus the usual comforts or
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: modern medicine. Don't care about that one. Number six was
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: the Pickup Artist so two thousand and seven, two thousand
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: and eight self proclaimed pickup artist Eric Mystery von markof.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: It would teach guys how to score with the ladies,
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: but his methods came off as manipulative and predatory.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Well that's what we got, words like negging and peacocking.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, this had to be the show where this is
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: his show, because that's what every time we said, all right,
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: what are your tips for you know, going on the
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: dating apps and how to like talk to these chicks.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: And that's the way. That's this kind of stuff you said.
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: He totally took a course the pickup artist thing. I
• 17:16
  Speaker 6: hated the show because a lot of this stuff was
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: just so obvious. He goes, oh, how do you get
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: attention in the room. Well, he dressed like a total
• 17:23
  Speaker 6: a hole, and of course people are going to come
• 17:25
  Speaker 6: talk to you.
• 17:26
  Speaker 8: Conversation starters.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, most offensive reality shows ever made. Number seven on
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: the list was Who's Your Daddy? It was from two
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: thousand and five. Contestants adopted as infants had to pick
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: their biological fathers out of a group of men.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: I would love to watch that.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: If they guessed right, they got a cash prize. If
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: they chose wrong, the wrong guy he got the money.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: I need to see that. That is awesome.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: And I don't know what networks or whatever these were.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: And the thing is they were offensive, so god knows,
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: they're probably not still on the streaming. The probably got
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: to find it like a youtubeer have to watch that.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Something like that, and now here, I'll give you one more.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: This is another one of these British shows. It was
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: called There's Something About Miriam and it came out in
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: two thousand and four, and this one's basically The Bachelor,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: except the guys didn't know that the woman that they
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: were fighting each other for was a trans person. Oh yeah, sure,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: there's something about Miriam. Okay, you know what they say,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: where there's an apple, there's a banana. Totally totally.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: You've never heard that.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where there's an apple, there's a banana.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Unbelievable. I've never heard that.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Wow, so you learned something. We do say this is
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: an education show learned today.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Wow? I love it.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: So the most offensive reality shows ever made? I think
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: the Well, I like Tell's Kitchen. Yeah, I Chen, and
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: that's it.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: That's a reality show. Like I like, what's the other
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: one that he does? Kitchen nightmares?
• 18:54
  Speaker 13: En.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of like the reality shows that
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: I have gotten into over time. I would say Hell's Kitchen.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: I like The Apprentice back in the day. What about Cops?
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: What about Cops is different? That's like, that's kind of
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: I don't like. That's the O G One World. No, no, no,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: the other one was the O G teen mom.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good. I was.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: That's like the Farah Abraham you know, uh Era Gary Gary,
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Remember Gary Garymbert's.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Watch that show, Macy.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What's crazy is all those uh oh yeah Janelle Yeah,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Janelle's mom. Yeah, they were like from Boston. The thing
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: that's crazy about like the O G teen mom kids
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: is that they're all as old as their parents were
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: when they had them. So they're all like sixteen and
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: seventeen years old.
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: Now weird because now the kids are having like their
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: own scenes together talking.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: It's it's weird. Don't forget about wife swap.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that, I remember, I remember that by name.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: I don't remember exactly.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: I can say Big.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Show, I welcome back. It is Thursday and it's the
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Woody Show. Yeah, ran out of time in that last
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: segment before the birthday is and the porno birthday, which
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: we're gonna get you here in a second, but before
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: we get to the porno birthday. Some new research in
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: the International Journey of Sexual Health says that watching porn
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: isn't as bad as most people think.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Huh.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: The study looked at nearly nine hundred adults found that
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: people who watch porn to cope and had negative motivations
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: were more likely to experience symptoms of problematic porno usage.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Oh so you mean if you're watching it for all
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: the wrong reasons, then.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: You're gonna do bad days.
• 20:46
  Speaker 14: Oh if you're relying on Yeah, people who had positive
• 20:55
  Speaker 14: motivations for watching porn, now they didn't specify exactly positive,
• 20:59
  Speaker 14: but we're more likely to engage in partnered sex for
• 21:03
  Speaker 14: relational reasons and personal goal attainment.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you mean like personal goal attaining me,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: like I'm gonna knock one into a sock.
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: Or you're gonna watch it, get in the mood and
• 21:17
  Speaker 7: then your partner gets home and you're.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Ready to go.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: See now that Like, Okay, do you and Andy watch
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: that kind of stuff together?
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: No?
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: You don't.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: We never have, really, Yeah, we've never watched that.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Surprising. That seems like something that you know, it seems
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: like something Yeah, my wife and I not all the time,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: but like every once.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: In a while, and you don't feel like you have to,
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: like you.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Want to pour into it and like, yeah.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: You just do you leave it on or do you
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: and then get into it?
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: No?
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Well, no, it's on.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: It's on the whole time.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: No, No, it's on. Like we'll like start watching together and
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: the next thing you know, she's turned into one of
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: the girls on the we're not watching anymore. It's still
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: pa because we're not a hold on.
• 22:00
  Speaker 7: Let me push super high volume that the neighbors even here.
• 22:03
  Speaker 7: Let me let me turn this on like you know
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: in that situation that's fun. See, that's where I think
• 22:07
  Speaker 7: this means.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: It's like, it's.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Helpful about you and what about you? And Martin never.
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: Once watched it together shot never ever, ever, ever, And
• 22:14
  Speaker 7: I think we both act like we don't look at
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: it funy, we don't do it poop.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: By the way, we got we got a text here, Greg, Greg,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: I just heard a show on podcasts where you spoke
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: about trying a certain sex toy and I thought, hell,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: we'reth the shot. So I got one, and you're right,
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: life changing.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you do.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Feel weird pumping away with the pringles can in your hand, Yeah,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: but totally worthy. What was this thing called?
• 22:39
  Speaker 13: Again?
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: Was the well the generic term? And I got flak
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: for calling it a fleshlight, But I.
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: Don't know what else is the pioneering brand.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Of dude say that that's not a fleshlight. It's the
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: same thing whatever. It's like clean. Yeah, so that's the
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: same thing that anyway, the main takeaway from that poor
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: watching isnt bad thing. The main takeaway is that frequent
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: porno usage is not just an automatic sign of a
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: problem that some people think it is. In reality, it
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: matters more why yeah, yeah, exactly. For example, someone using
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: as a way to you know, you know, like destress
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: sure from life. That's no that that's that's fine. Okay,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: you know part of sexual exploration that that's fine. People
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: who become like addicted and need it, just needed just
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: to right, like that's the problem. Yeah. Now, if it
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: keeps people from attacking someone in the streets, you know,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: because they get to watch some freaky stuff and then
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: knock one out or whatever, that's I would say, that's
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: a that's a positive. That's a positive use for it. Oh. Here,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: one more thing before we get to the to the birthdays.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: The common thought is that men's sexual desire peaks around
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: their teens or twenties, but some new research says that's
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: not the case either.
• 23:51
  Speaker 12: Uh.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: They analyzed data from over sixty seven They couldn't have
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: done sixty nine pounds. Come on, from over sixty seven
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: thousand adults. The numbers show that sexual desire in men
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: and peaks in their thirties and forties. Really, as for
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: who has the highest levels of desire, turns out it's
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: people who identify as buy or pan sexual because the
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: world is their oyster to Yeah, twice as much. There's
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: so many more options. Yeah, and maybe that's the reason
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: that they are because they're so horned up. Yeah, you
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. But that would make more sense
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: because like you know, in your teens, early twenties or whatever,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I think like by the time in your thirties or forties,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: you have at least if you're a dude, because we're
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: talking about men and their sexual desires, you're probably locked
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: into something more regular. Yeah you know what I mean,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: like regular, regular access to sexcess. So therefore your desire,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: enjoyment or whatever, it's not so much you're not chasing
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: as much for lack of a better phrase, Right, it
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: peaks in the third At that point, you're fishing in
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: a barrel with dynamite just just a little bit easier.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Here we go, time for the birthdays and the corner birthday.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Day we won't sit because she was like, it's day
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: and you know, we don't.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Do And starting with the celebrities, as always, Guy Fieri
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: is fifty eight years old today. Caitlyn Clark, the WNBA star,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: she's twenty four. Friend of mine was just in the
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Bahamas and met her. She was there with her parents,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I guess, just like on the vacation, and said she
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: was dope. Said she was super cool, good, just really
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: normal and just fun and whatever, and so, you know,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't know really anything about her other than she
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: was like a really good basketball player exactly. But yeah,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Kaitlyn Clark. It's cool to hear that she's cool.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Christopher Masterson Francis from Malcolm in the Middle, Oh Yeah,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: is forty six. DJ Jazzy Jeff is sixty one. Olivia Diabo,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: who was Fred Savage's older sister Karen on The Wonder Years.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: She's fifty seven. Steve Perry, the singer for Journey Well,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: the original singer, is seventy seven. You got Die Anne Lane.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: She was most recently Superman's Mom and Man of Steel
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Batman Versus Superman Justice League. She's sixty one. From the Extorcist,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Linda Blair is sixty seven, and then the former drummer
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: for Guns N' Roses, Stephen Adler, is sixty one. Your
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: porno birthday today is Angie Lynx and today's birthday girl.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: She has seen more penises than a urologist. She's been
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: in three hundred and eight fine films, including Desperate for
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: a Drilling. She was in Makeup Brush Penetration, Volume one,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: which is terribly That's kind of what Morgan was saying, Red,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: She'll see something and she'll all of a sudden, I kind.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Of get yeah.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: See, Angie was in good Seed, makes a good crop,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: oh aintal with a bow on top, Volume one growth
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: and then who can forget her unfreed role in sixty
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: nine upside Down is still sixty nine, and I'm saying
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: makes a good point.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Turn it anyway.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: That's a thinker. Angie Lynx is thirty two years old today,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: and that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and uh
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: there you go, better late than never those birthday. We're
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: gonna take a quick break. We've got some more Thursday
• 27:08
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• 27:19
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• 27:22
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• 27:24
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• 27:27
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• 27:30
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• 28:37
  Speaker 1: in on the news headlines, Gina grad.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Well, the jury in the case of the Uvaldi police
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: officer Adrian Gonzalez. They found him not guilty, which cleared
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: him of all twenty nine counts of child engagement. So
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: he was the cop who was the first, one of
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: the first ones on the scene to respond to the
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: elementary school shooting in Uvaldi, and prosecutors tried to convince
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: the jury that Gonzales didn't follow his training, which caused
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: nineteen students their lives hurt ten others. The jury mold
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: over it for about seven hours and they went with
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: not guilty. This is only the second time in US
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: history that prosecutors tried to criminally charge a cop over
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: how they dealt with a mass shooting.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm okay with this ruling.
• 29:13
  Speaker 7: I'm surprised by it, but I'm also not because if
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: you've ever been on a jury before, you have to
• 29:19
  Speaker 7: answer a very specific question. It's not an overall guilty
• 29:24
  Speaker 7: or innocent, it's kind of was he guilty because of
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: X y Z. And if it was a systemic failure
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: by this police department, you have to find him not guilty.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: For example, is this one guy going to be the scapegoader?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Right? So? And I feel like that's kind of what's
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: going on here. Yeah, I get it. Man like super tragic,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: super sad. Yeah, it shouldn't have happened. I think he's
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: not the one. He's not the one that killed these kids.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: And people want to point a finger, and they need
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: to hold somebody because the shooter's dead, right from okay,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: so that there's no accountability other than they know that's
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: who did it. So they want to have somebody who's
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: still here to like.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Feel the whole account of home, to feel the.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Pain, the punishment whatever. People want that. I understand that
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: as a person who's been wrong, as a victim, like
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: you want you want someone to pay.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, exactly, I get it.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I would have understood too if they would have come
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: back and said he was guilty.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean of child endangerment.
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah right, But I'm guessing that the jury was asked specifically,
• 30:25
  Speaker 7: is this the individual, yes, responsible for the failure.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: But to think that this guy is not already just
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: broken for the rest of his life. Yeah. Yeah, I
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: mean imagine that. Imagine you're this guy and that's you
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: were part of that, in that particular role, in that situation.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: You got to move and start in your life at
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: that point.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Not even I'm saying, just you're living with yourself.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah right. And they said when they said when the
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: jury made the announce when he just bowed his head
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: and just walked out of the count room. Well, President
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Trump says he's going to slow his role on Greenland
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: because he and the NATO Secretary have quote formed the
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: framework of a future deal with respect to Greenland, and
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: when asked for specifics, he said, it's more like a
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: concept of a deal. So that's cool whatever that means.
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: I'm just assuming that they're just going to give us
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: some space to put some military. Yeah, very possible, which
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: we already have, but I guess probably bigger.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Yep. Well, the ninety eighth Annual Academy Awards are just
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: around the corner, and the nominees for all twenty four
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: categories were announced. So here's the four big awards. And uh,
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: you guys, tell me how many movies you're familiar with.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: This is for Best Actor, Timothy Shalamay from Marty Supreme,
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Washing Yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio One Battle after Another, saw that,
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Ethan Hawk for Blue Moon, Don't Know No Movie, Michael B.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Jordan for Sinners, Saw that, Wagner Mora for The Secret Agent.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Who for the What Gotcha?
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: For Best Actress, Jesse Buckley for Hamnet, which I still
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: think is the best alternative word for underwear.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Hold your hand is that where you're kind of going, Yeah,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: it's a ham wallet.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: It's a hamnet. Rose Byrn for If I had legs,
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: I'd kick you. I love her, Kate Hudson for Songs
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Sung Blue, Renate Rensvey for senemal Value, Uh huh, Emma
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Stone for Bogonia for Best Director, Chloe Jao for Hamnet,
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Josh Safti for Marty Supreme, Paul Thomas Anderson for One
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Battle after Another, Joaquem Treer for Sentimental Value, and Ryan
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Kugler for Sinners and Best Picture. Put a pot of
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: coffee on to get through this list? There are ten nominees.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: How long have we been doing? Why do they do that?
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: It used to be five and I think he went
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: to seven.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: But why do they have so many?
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Everybody wants the nominate all of them. Right, So we
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: have Bogonia, F One, Frankenstein, Hamnet, Marty Supreme, One Battle
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: after another, The Secret Agent, Sentimental Value, Sinners, and Train Dreams. Okay, well,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: the awards will take place on March fifteenth on ABC
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: and will be hosted by Conan O'Brien and The Years.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: You saw a lot of movies, I'm surprised.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yep, I see two totally.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I saw two of the saw that saw that.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Well, I saw one Battle after another instinct.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I watched the trailer for Train Dreams. What's it looks
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: so boring? It looks so watched that trailer. That's the
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: movie that wins.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Totally.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: The weirder, the better.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Any movie that anyone calls important, ice to any.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Movie that has to do with the business of making
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: movies or Hollywood.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: They love that.
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: I'm able to catch up on a lot of movies
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: because of flights. Yeah, yeah, I won't necessarily see them
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: on in theaters, but yeah, sure.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Well, the year's biggest winter storm is about to hit,
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: and over seventy million people are already under a winter
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: storm watch. It's all set to kick off tomorrow afternoon,
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: it's supposed to get so cold that we may see
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: snow in places like Dallas.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Dude, how cold is it? Winterfest in Green Bay, a
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: place that's they're used to it cool? Yeah, it was
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: canceled because of cold weather. Wo Yeah. The National Weather
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Service issued an extreme cold watch. The forecast time for
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Green Bay two wind chills of minus thirty to minus forty. So, yeah, canceled,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: thank you?
• 34:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Can you cancel Winterfest in Green Bay?
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Wind chills minus thirty to minus forty that's frostbite.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: The forecast also says that Saturday will be the worst
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: of it, with a ton of ice and heavy snow
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: for more than half the country. Airlines being helpful, actually
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: trying to help, and are waiving all rebooking fees to
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: cities that will be dealing with the storm, because you know,
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: they don't want to deal with it either.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Dude. There was a a Delta flight in New York
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: City had to get de iced before takeoff, you know,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: whether it's been super cold and snow or whatever. So
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: ground crews doing their thing. Some of the de icing
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: fluid leaked through to the inside of the plane and
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: soaked this passenger. Oh that sucks. So they went back
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: to the gate switched out planes ended up being like
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: a three hour delay.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: The guy who got de iced, he he was on
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: the new flight, So I don't, I don't know. Do
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: you get him a new pair of pants?
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, new shirts and the gifts shop.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: New costume as a new costume, But.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: How did it get in there? I don't, I bet
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: I do love that.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: What's going on with that?
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: You're sitting next to the exit? Okay, let's go with
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: that window leak?
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well what I just still it's like, so what
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: the the pilots did is they went back to the
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: gate to have, you know, the mechanics check it out,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: because it's like, all right, uh yeah, that sucks, but
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: like we want to find out, like, how how did
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: I get in there?
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Exactly? Yeah, Well, speaking of airlines, crank that down in
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: less than a week. The open seating policy at Southwest
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: is going to be a thing of the past.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to experience that for the first time
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: because we are all taking a Southwest flight next week. Right, finally,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: like adults with actual And.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: That's why I was so surprised when you asked me,
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: like window aisle I'm like, it's southwest.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, this is the first time I'm flying south
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: southwest with this new thing. I guess we're one of the.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: First, right, Okay, we're the guinea pigs.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Greg, you should be so happy because you've been bitching
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: about that cattle call a boarding happy so long, So windergardeners,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: we don't have to act like kindergarteners now and then.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Oh excuse me, what number are you? A? Forty one?
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Forty? Let me get in front of you. But how
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: does it even work? I mean, do we get as
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: other airlines eat though? I guess the day you know
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: when you when you.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Your seats already chose. I picked your seat. That's why
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: I asked you. I said, what do you want?
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: He didn't ask me? Yeah I did, I said, everybody
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: a text.
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: Oh well I don't. I didn't see that part. But
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: I'm assuming that the seat will come with the boarding pass.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because once you check in. I'm assuming because I
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: don't see it either.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: It's on the reservation.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, thanks, Well there's more. All the seats that
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: you know, they used to be the same size.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Are all in the same general area. I think it's
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: like road twelve for mine doesn't have a seat on it.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Road twelve or Road thirteen.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: I'm sure once we check in.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: But welcome to normal life Southwest.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, well, speaking of normal life, now Southwest gonna have
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: three seating choices, Standard, Preferred and Extra leg room, all
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: with different pricing. And between this and the ending of
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Southwest Bags fly free, it's the end of the budget
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: era travel. It's done a less unless people are drinking nowadays.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: And like our companies are feeling that pinch. The parent
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: company of Stolely Vodka and Kentucky Albourban, they've announced that
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: they're shutting down.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I saw SI's going away, believe it, for real, for real.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: The toys rs kind of going away save them.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the latest big casualty in the alcohol space.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Because Stoley says they tried to turn the brands around.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: It just didn't work. So who are we to blame? Well,
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: I think we all know the answer to that. We
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: can blame the younger generations because they're not drinking anymore,
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: not doing it.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: That's partial case. I think. Also when it comes to
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: vodkas and tequila's, everybody's got one. Yea, there's a billion
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: of them. Nothing to freak out. All of them can't
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: stick around.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the og like stolies around.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: When's the last time you heard anybody like quest to Stolely? Yeah,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: you don't, like, you know, like people are requesting others.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Although I didn't know a stripper named Stolely. And yeah,
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: he's probably going to be out of business.
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: Oh he yeah, he see My opinion on that is
• 38:14
  Speaker 7: probably unpopular. If I'm getting a mixed drink and it
• 38:17
  Speaker 7: has vodka in it and they asked me what kind
• 38:19
  Speaker 7: surprise me.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: It's all the.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Same bottom mixed drink, I don't think so the same
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: and that bottom shelf stuff will die on this. It's
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: like hairspring. But also I noticed, man immediately with.
• 38:34
  Speaker 8: The headache, the hangover is not the same.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Not the same, like the and even vodka. Now that's
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: why I moved to tequila, because I was drinking vodka
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: like that was my go to drink and just end
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: up with the splitting headache as I'm sitting there at
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: whatever event having a couple of.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Drinks, not the day after, not even the day after.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: And dude, I'm telling you, like, if it's like the
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: well stuff immediate, there's no delay at all.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: It's just immediate headache.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 38:59
  Speaker 7: Like vodka and tomato juice. You could use Joe's gas
• 39:02
  Speaker 7: Station vodka.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: I also wine out of boxes.
• 39:06
  Speaker 7: I'm true, and I wouldn't know the difference between that
• 39:08
  Speaker 7: and Belvedere and Tito's who it's all the same.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: You're like leathered when it comes to alcohol.
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, no, I'm just thought mega peaky like you guys,
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: he's got alcohol callous.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. But we got some big news out of
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: the hot dog world. Nathan's has just been sold for
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: four hundred and fifty million dollars. You know, that famous
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: hot dog brand. They've been run for over one hundred years.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: The sale was done using straight cash, and Nathan's has
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: been dealing with pressure over the years because costs have
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: jumped twenty seven percent just the last year alone.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Know to worry, Menace, they're keeping the Nathan's hot Dog
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: getting contest.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Fourth of July. They're they're they're keeping them.
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: They're still in Sam's clear chestnut that animal.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Don't worry. And finally everyone's talking about this chick named Romeo.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: She's the one who posted that clip on TikTok singing
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: the new theme song for Doctor Pepper. It was just her.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: It wasn't like an elaborate production. It just sounded like this.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: There's a little clip of that.
• 39:59
  Speaker 16: I have a theme song for Doctor Pepper and it
• 40:01
  Speaker 16: goes like this, Doctor Pepper bay Bee, he.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Is good and nice. She tagged Doctor Pepper. They saw it.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Forty two million other people saw it too. So when
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: they saw that, Doctor Pepper commented saying, hold on, you
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: might be onto something. And just a week later, they
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: rolled out this commercial featuring her, and she's on it
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: and that's what that sounds.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was watching the college football championship game and
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: the commercial came on with her song where she's credited
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: on there, and she and she freaked out.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so here's the added that they ju up.
• 40:33
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there were so many remixes after she
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: released hers.
• 40:36
  Speaker 12: Yeah, doctor pepe bay Beee Good Nast to Pepe bay
• 40:42
  Speaker 12: Beee's good kidstor Peper Babe Good, Good and Nasty.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Do they give her anything for that? I'm surely they
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: have to, right, I don't know, like cover those Orthodonis
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: appointments or something.
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: What I did love you on her on her post.
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: All these other brands jumped in like Buffalo Wild Wings
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: and Denny's are like, we're gonna need one of these.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: I was ahead of my time because when I was
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: in fourth grade I made up a jingle for KFC
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: and there was no one to tell back, yea, how
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: to go? You remember? Yeah? Oh, I like that Kentucky
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Fried Chicken with that crispy, crunchy batter to enjoy with
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: eleven herbs and spices, and their service is the nicest o.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: I like that Kentucky Fried Chicken and who who could
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: have known? No one reached out to me and I
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: was fourth.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: It sounds goofy enough they would use it. But she
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: can end up being like, if all these other brands
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: are reaching out, why not just be exclusive to a category.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: So that's for soft drinks. She could do one for
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: a beer. She could do one for fast food. She
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: could do one for casual uh, you know, fast casual
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: bolt that kind of thing, break it down, kind of
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: like Cardiff, kind of like.
• 41:55
  Speaker 16: Dude top No that guy he does, uh he does
• 42:01
  Speaker 16: he does like auto commercials. You want it, they got it.
• 42:07
  Speaker 16: You went to the hospital to see your aunt. She
• 42:10
  Speaker 16: wasn't feeling well. She says, do you know who I
• 42:13
  Speaker 16: should call. I says, yes, no law.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: It's just like this big dramatic music going on, and dude,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: that guy is making bank. I think he just like
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: we screw around and throw something into a recorder and
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: just for our fun. Yeah, and then next thing, you know,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: something like that just blows up and it becomes this
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: huge thing and like this chick she's gonna get you know,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: she's gonna get paid you a little something out of nothing,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: out of nothing.
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she can do like ob tampons.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: It's good and nice, right.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Category exclusive.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: It's good anti.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Phenomena because I have been that drug. Oh yeah, I've
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: bared dumpsters dumpster hell yeah, bro.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: And there's times I wake up and I don't remember
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: getting back to my room. I don't remember how I
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: got dressed, babe. Yeah, and now back to the Woodie Show.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: So it's a newer game for us, but we enjoy it,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: and we're getting some really good feedback from you guys
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: that you enjoy it. So here we go. Can you
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: get back through the way the game works is we
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: pick somebody up off the phones here, and your job
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: as the person on the phone is to get back through.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: We we talked to you for a second and then
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: we hang up. At that point, we need everybody else
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: who's listening or take to call eight seven seven forty
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: four Woodie, because your job is to keep that person,
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: our contestant, from getting back through.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: On the lines.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: We've got ten lines. Yeah, you know, so we really
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: need you to do your best. Just just keep calling calling,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: read read, readout, and try to keep this person from
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: getting back through. Now, if the person does make it through,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: they're gonna win a prize. However, if the five minutes
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: goes by and we don't have that person on the
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: line yet, whoever we we are talking to you at
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: the five minute mark will be the winner and then
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: they will get the prize.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Say yeah, let's say hi to our contestant.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Kimberly. Hi Kimberly, Kimberly, Hi, kim Hi, Hi, Hi Kimberly. So, Kimberly,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: you are going to be the contestant. Did did they
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: provide you with the password? Don't say what it is
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: because nobody else is supposed to know it, so just the.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Way we can verify to you.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: All right, So, uh so, Kimberly, your job once we
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: hang up is to get back through sometime in the
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: next five minutes. All right, in the next five minutes.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: I'm ready.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then if you could do that, you're gonna
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: win a prize. You're in this round of can you
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: get back through? The number? For everybody else? Eight seven
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: seven forty four Woodie. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: So everybody but Kimberly. Your job is to keep her
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: from getting through it block Kimberly. All right, getting ready
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: to uh to start the timer here. Let me make
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: sure that we're all good on the timer. Okay, all
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: are you ready.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Kimberly, Yes, okay, I'm ready, I'm ready.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: All right, Good luck to you. I just I just
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: hung up on our time has started by Kimberly eight
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: seven seven forty four.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Who is this?
• 45:13
  Speaker 10: Hey, Christian?
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: It's Christian Christians, not Kimberly. Have you ever won one
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: of those big stuffed animals at the fair?
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: You have, flucky? What game? Yeah?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: What game? What was the game? It was basketball? Those
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: are all rigged like they they're all the rims were
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: like they're oval shaped.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: The balls are full of.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Either way not not Kimberly. Yeah. Then we try to
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: get to know a little bit about each person. But yeah,
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: uh eight seven seven forty four, Woody, it is the
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Woody Show.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Who's this.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Kimberly not Kimberly?
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: What is your John? John? How old are you?
• 45:54
  Speaker 13: Thirty?
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: What was your first job?
• 45:57
  Speaker 15: My first job?
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Baker banker?
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: That was your first job?
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Dame?
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Remember what do you show?
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Who's this?
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: This is Kimberly from Momby. It's Kimberly. Kimberly.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: You sound like you grew a penis. Yeah, that's crazy.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: What do you show?
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Who is this?
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: Yo?
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: This is from Santa Monica.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: See it's a Steve, not Kimberly.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Steve.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Did you go to college? All right? Okay, okay, fine?
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: What's the next person? The same stupid question?
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: What do you show? Who's this?
• 46:34
  Speaker 13: Daniel?
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Hey, Daniel, Daniel? Did you go to college?
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 46:39
  Speaker 13: Sir, I'm still sending right now.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Oh where do you go to school? I go to
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Left l A College, West LA College? All right, cool, well,
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: good luck with that. What do you show? Who's this?
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Good morning?
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I let the.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Right gender, but we have a buddy named Eileen, not
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: the Oh yeah, what do you show? Who's this?
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Jared?
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Jared? Jared Jared?
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Who is not Kimberly, Jared, thank you for the call.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Good luck with your future endeavors.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: To show who's this?
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: I can tell it's not Kimberly. What do you show?
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Who's this?
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Seane not Kimberly?
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: What do you show? Who's this?
• 47:23
  Speaker 13: Edward?
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: What?
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: What is something childish? But you still do it anyway?
• 47:32
  Speaker 15: Collect all?
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: That's pretty child What do you show?
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Who's this? All right, Geo? Also not Kimberly? What do
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: you show who's this Stephanie? Stephanie is still not Kimberly.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: What do you show? Who's this Kimberly but not that Kimberly. Damn,
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: you had me.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: You're such a tea, You're such a ease.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: What do you show? Who's this?
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Is Kimberly again?
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: What do you show?
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Who is this?
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Gilbert?
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Gilbert Gilbert as in grad.
• 48:11
  Speaker 18: Yes, sir, yeah?
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: What's the table manner that people do that drives you crazy?
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Gilbert? I guess you just what do you show?
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Who's this?
• 48:23
  Speaker 13: Okay?
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: How are you good? Say?
• 48:29
  Speaker 13: Thank you guys for playing to shim and and the satellite.
• 48:31
  Speaker 13: Aren't you mentioned yet? I'm not too fun with the
• 48:34
  Speaker 13: game right now, but I'm just really excited because my
• 48:35
  Speaker 13: son was born. Oh that's exactly. And you you already
• 48:41
  Speaker 13: bringing up to seven and the satellite I had a
• 48:43
  Speaker 13: thing on repeat his lyrics, the best thing in my hands.
• 48:47
  Speaker 13: Out with you.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I hate to hang up on you, but you're taking
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: up Kimberly's time. I want to show who's this?
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Not Kimberly. What do you show? Who's this? Robert, Robbie?
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Not Kimberly. What do you show?
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Who's this?
• 49:04
  Speaker 17: Hey?
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: This is a nick nick all right, not not Kimberly.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: We're down to one minute left, fifty five seconds?
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: What do you show?
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Who's this?
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: This is Daniel again? How does how does he make it?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: We can't do once? What do you show? Who's this?
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: Frank?
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: What do you show?
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Who's this?
• 49:27
  Speaker 15: Janet?
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: Janet?
• 49:29
  Speaker 12: Hi?
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Janet? How are you?
• 49:31
  Speaker 12: I'm good?
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: How are you?
• 49:32
  Speaker 8: Guys?
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: We're doing great? What do you do for a living?
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: I'm a pharmacy, tuk pharmacy.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Have you ever done anal?
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Have you ever done your job? Quickly? Damn?
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: All right? I apologize for minutes. All right, Hey, it's
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: all funny game. We're having a good time here, all right.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Thank you for the call. I appreciate you. Listening to
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: the Woodie Show.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: What a show?
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Who's this?
• 49:57
  Speaker 19: Leslie?
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Leslie? Oh boy, what do you show?
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: Who's the this? Eileen?
• 50:02
  Speaker 8: Again? Come on, Kimberly, want to show who's this?
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: What do you show? Who is this?
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: Hi?
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Carolina, damn And that's the time. Guys. Hey, congratulations you
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: because you are the last person online.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: You are the winner the job.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you kept Kimberly from getting back through. She couldn't
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: do it, so you're gonna get a prize. Congratulations and ung.
• 50:33
  Speaker 11: I'm so sorry Kimberly.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: You don't have to feel bad about it. All right,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: hang on one second, we'll get all of your information.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: That's how you play. Can you get back through?
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I felt like for a minute there, I really felt
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: like Kimberly was going to do it. I had a
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: gut feeling.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: But yeah, that was her.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Last time we played. They got through with what second
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Like the first time we played. It was literally the
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: last call right before the five minute market. I did,
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: by the way, I gave I gave us a couple
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: extra seconds, like four extra seconds, because I didn't I
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: felt bad hanging up on dude, that was being so nice. Yeah, yeah,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: you know. Congratulations on your son. Yeah, sure, he's adorable. Yeah,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: all right, eight seven seven forty four woodie. If you
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: want to call an otherwise, you can send us a
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: text over to two to two ninety seven. And this
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: one just came through. Dumbest game yet. It's yeah, the greatest.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: It is called a dumb ass contest in the name
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: the name we can totally do work.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Hey, what do you call a big jack lantern? What
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: a plumpkin? Plump let me way a millennial in instagrams.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Why he had a reptile dysfunctions?
• 51:43
  Speaker 15: Yeh, that's a show.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: B There's this guy and his girlfriend. They were asleep,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: They're at home. Girlfriend wakes up, So he's a random
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: guy just standing there in their bedroom. This happened to
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: a guy that we worked with. Yeah, he was he
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: was in an airbnb. He was living in this home
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: like a temporary housing kind of situation. Welcome in the
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: middle of the night, and there was a guy standing
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: at the foot of his bed holding a bible and screwdriver.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I have a heart attack, me too, yeah, instant yeah
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: and uh. And then turns out the guy who had
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: been in his closet, trying on all his clothes while
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: he was sleeping.
• 52:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the host of the airbnb.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: How we work with you know who this person is,
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: and he's like forever traumatized by this.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: I don't blame him.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was, I mean, what the hell. They arrested
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: the guy and everything else, but nothing happened to our coworker.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: But just can you.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Imagine waking up someone sitting there? Anyway, girlfriend wakes the
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: boyfriend up because she freaks out. Boyfriend chased the guy
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: out of the room. Guy takes off and the girlfriend
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: they're okay. Cops called, they arrest the guy. Now, the
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: bad news is that he had went through the fridge
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: and he had grabbed the caso, which he then poured
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: all over the TV, the furniture. Eggs, he just chucked
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: some of those on the floor and smashed stuff. And yeah,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: the cops say this was his third break in recently
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: and he just loves pouring stuff because he did the
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: same thing to a neighbor's house. He dumped maple syrup
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: all over that person's TV and furniture.
• 53:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Instagram, that does this And I think it's like
• 53:26
  Speaker 8: a mental thing.
• 53:27
  Speaker 9: You think they have a stem and they say stuff
• 53:29
  Speaker 9: and then they're like porn stuff on doorhid.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Weird.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: He was arrested three counts of burglar. Also, here's one
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: of the guys whose house was burglarized on the TV news.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: He's talking about this guy's pretty fun. They're all college kids.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: I guess you look kind of live in this area.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: So this guy kind of sounds like he's high or
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: you know, he'd be just a college kid.
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: I hear the door go and I'm like, what's that
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: because I thought it was my buddy JP coming home
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: from the bar.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: Nope, it was the milkman. It was the milk bandit.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: I didn't think anything of it, went to the bathroom,
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: went back to bed, woke up the next morning. Milk
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: everywhere on the floors, everywhere.
• 54:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what he woke up to. That because it's
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: not like, you know, the police are going to clean that. Hell,
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: they just leave it.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not doing that.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Sucks eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can hit
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: us up with the text over to two to nine
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: eight seven. Do you ever have anybody like cars broken into?
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: His one car?
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 54:27
  Speaker 6: I mean when I was like, our house was broken into?
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: Really Yeah, they didn't leave, you know, a mess.
• 54:33
  Speaker 7: I mean, yeah, robbed car, got broken into your house,
• 54:38
  Speaker 7: got robbed parents' house.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, your parents? Were you still living there?
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, this is what I was. Did you come
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: in and like everything was just kind of thrown all
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: over the place.
• 54:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and they had gone through the kitchen because there
• 54:47
  Speaker 7: was like sugar everywhere, and they had gone through their
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: cupboards and made.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: A mess cash and sugar. I gets crazy, I.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Don't know, but yeah, that was pretty traumatizing. We get
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: notifications every once in a while from the police department about,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: you know, things that are going on in the neighborhood,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: like oh, hey, there's a couple of houses on this street. Uh,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: they were you know, targeting houses that you know, the
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: back of the house doesn't back up to another property, right,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: and it seems like they're coming in looking for jewelry.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: So like stuff that's you know, kind of a quick
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: in and out, quick hit, something easy to you know,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: just turn around and sell kind of thing. So just
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: keep that in mind, everybody, you know, So yeah, manide
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: that stuff. Yeah, Like I've had stuff taken out of
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: my car. But the thing is they didn't break the
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: window really, Yeah, which I'm like, thank god, how'd that work? Fine?
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Take whatever's in there, because I'm not one of these
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: dopes who leave laptops and anything of value. I don't
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: even leave crumbs in my car, right because I'm not
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: ca Yeah. Like, and if you break into my wife's car,
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get random clothing from my kids because they
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: can't seem to ever. Just take that stuff out of
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: the car and you can have all the garbage you want.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Empty wrappers, banana peels, things that are in them in
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: the door pockets. They're like, yeah, they're orange peels and
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: banana peels. I'm like, what doing?
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Where are you going that they have no garbage can animals?
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no reason to keep your car like a
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: like a garbage do anytime empty. When you get home,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: there's garbage cans in your house. I'm assuming any place
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: that you go to that you pull up to a store,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: every store, every shopping mall, every strip mall, every fast
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: food place, garbage cans right out front, targets, all that
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: kind of you collect whatever you've got before you get
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: out of your car and just throw.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: It's super easy. You'll try it.
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: One place I found, though, give a shot. Walmart, they
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: don't have garbage cans out front a least because then you've.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: Seen it in Walmart parking lots. You just put all
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: your garbage in the carts that are the car.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Correct.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: You can move on the floor, you can you can
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: choose something or whatever. Man, you crap.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: And now more of the show.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: We're gonna play some gen gap be excited with Morgan,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: and it's specifically like will she know the phrase?
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: We get.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: We get reminded from time to time that Morgan is
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: way younger than say, like myself or Gina or greg.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: She could be my daughter.
• 57:15
  Speaker 8: And I have bad memory too, so things don't written well.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: It's just frame of reference stuff, you know. He acts
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: like she's super young. Hush, yeah, I am, yeah, exactly.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: She's a different.
• 57:31
  Speaker 8: Generation from me. I am, No, you're not. We act
• 57:35
  Speaker 8: so different. We're both millennials. We're like five years apart.
• 57:38
  Speaker 8: Sami really a millennial though, Yeah, the forties.
• 57:41
  Speaker 11: Are millennials more millennial, Yeah she is. No, I'm just
• 57:45
  Speaker 11: saying people older than me are still millennials.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. You're both you're both millennials.
• 57:50
  Speaker 8: Maybe I'm not that young, but you're not gen z
• 57:52
  Speaker 8: younger than all y'all.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. Look how far it's gotten you yeah,
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: exactly know the phrase, well we'll find out. Yeah.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: So, like somebody said, my kids and I were watching
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Blues Clues with Steve and in one episode, too of
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: the clues were tape player and cassette and the kids
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: were just lost, you know, But I mean, obviously that's
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Blues Clues. Was hell old so much that you'll put
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: anything on it just you know, keeps the kids occupied,
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, somebody said, I asked a question to
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: a class of thirteen and fourteen year olds. When no
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: one answered, I said, Buehler. Buehler just blank staars bummed
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: her out. That's eighties, right. My kids were in the car.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: I told them they had to roll down their windows.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: They had no idea what I.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Meant, dude, I experienced this.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: My son is sixteen, and we, uh, we rented just
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: like a truck. You know, all this big Halloween stuff
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: he's gotten and I was taking it to store it.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: And so I got this truck. It's like a you
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: all kind of rental style truck. Nothing fancy, there's no
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: power locks and windows and stuff like that. He had
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: never seen in his life a manual window. Yeah, he goes,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: what is this? I go, it's to roll the window down.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: He goes to what I like, I said, turn it
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: and he's turning it the wrong way. I no, the
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: other way. Window goes down and goes weird. What would
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: you say if you wanted your passenger to put their
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: window down? Would you say? Put your window down? Nowadays
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: I still say.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Roll yeah, roll up and roll down. Yeah. I say that, like,
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: make sure you roll up your wind. And when you're
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: recording something on your phone, you're taping it or you're
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: videotaping it.
• 59:37
  Speaker 15: And kids still say that, like they'll still say tape yeah, right, because.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: You know, what I have noticed as well is that
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: these kids now cannot tell time just looking at a
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: clock or a watch if it's not digital, like just
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: especially if the numbers aren't on there, if it's just
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: they have you know, like there's something, yeah, there's just
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: the tap marks there. Man, they're a lot about it.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: They can't tell you.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: I thought they taught that in school.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Still you can do that, and I tell time. I'm
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: just looking at the clock.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 8: I was just looking at it, like yeah, I could there's.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: A digital time right next to it would take you
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: a second?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I could. I have to do five ten fifteen thirty.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 8: Really you do well if it's like on the three
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 8: or something, the five ten fifteen, Yeah, so it take
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 8: like two seconds.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 15: I think it could be a brain power. So it's
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 15: like three fifteen because they still have walklock.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 8: I'm telling y'all, my brain is trash.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Like I actually spend several times, you know, it's.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 8: I don't sleep, so my brain is actual trying all.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: I feel you. We we had to leave for you know,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: taking the kids to one of the activity and I
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: told him, I said, hey, we're leaving here in fifteen minutes.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: Be ready.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Well, what time is it? Right now? As we're standing
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: next to we have a big like dining room table,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: there's a giant wall clock. It's like one of these
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: oversized walklete. I just point to it, you know, there's
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: the time, and they go, I can't read that read decoration.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: I thought that was a sun dial. They knew it
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: was a clock that they can't read it.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: I thought that was moving artwork.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm surprised they don't don't teach that stuff. I
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: remember we used to have to do that, like your
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: draw It was an empty clock face and it would
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: say draw seven thirty and you have to draw.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you point to and so much stuff that we
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: did that. They don't teach well cursive about going out.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 15: But the thing is, wall clocks still exists. There are
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 15: still plenty of rooms I walk into with a wall
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 15: clock in it. So to claim that you just used
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 15: to see that, you're like, well, that might as well
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 15: be a hieroglyphics.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I said, I try to pay for some
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: gift cards and Starbucks once with a company check, and
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: the girl behind the counter had no idea what a
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: check was never even seen one, So end up using
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: a card.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: Like but if you have a card, I mean, I
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: guess if it's a company check, yeah, use there boney.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, as opposed to getting you know, reimbursed.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, who can I brag I know how to balance
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 8: a check book.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's a big deal.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 8: That's a lost art, is it?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 15: And subtrac just keeping track of I have nobody even
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 15: uses that portion of the check.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: You talk, but hold on so you reconcile, you reconcile
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: your I don't.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 8: Know anymore, but I was taught that when I.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: Was a kid.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know how you don't do it.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 8: I do still write checks, like Greg, Like, I'll write
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 8: checks to pay bills and.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: No, okay, so you're.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Not bouncing your child start but yeah, okay, she could
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: do it. Now now I'm fully getting if it.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 7: Took anybody more than thirty seconds to learn quote how to,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 7: that would be concerning.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 9: I just remember when I learned as a kid, it
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 9: was a rare thing, Like kids didn't know how to
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 9: balance check books.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we had that class too.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: I mean we were taught. I just didn't do it
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: until I was in like my early twenties. And then
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: my first wife was a teller at the bank, and
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: she was like horrified that I didn't do that. I
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: go like, this is just just like nerdy bank stuff. Yeah,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: because I would go to the ATM and I would
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: just take out, you know, twenty bucks, twenty bucks the
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: minimum twenty bucks, you know, and then I would just
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: hope that it was fine. I didn't have any money.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: I was broke, you know, but like, please let there
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: be twenty bucks there. Yes, it spits it out. Yeah,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: it's like it's like a slot machine.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it paid out.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, the element, and she goes, but wait, hold on,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: we have because we're writing a check for whatever it was.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: We had to write a check for the car insurance,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: where I go, Okay, well, are we gonna have enough
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: in there to cover? And I'm like I'm yeah, because
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: I wasn't doing it. And then I got and then
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: I got crazy about it, and I was like, I
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: mean I was down to the penny.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I can see that for you. Yeah.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: She kind of shame me into it, and then once
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: I started doing it, I became addicted to it. There's
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: no way that you, of all people wouldn't have the
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: down to the penny now, But until I would say,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: twenty four years old, I did not. And that was
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: the time in my life I had the least amount
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: of money and I should have absolutely have been balancing
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: things down to the penny. I just started making more
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: money and whatever it's you could be a little bit
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: more loosey goosey with as long as you're not getting
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: crazy with the spending. You're gonna take twenty bucks out
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: twenty bucks, you know. But like at that time, man,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: I certainly, because dude, it's amazing. I never bounced a
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: check or I never overdrew the account. It's amazing. That's
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: a miracle. That's a miracle. But you should want how
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: to bounce a check? Never, holy crap, never once I.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 7: Think I think I did. Every month I bounced you
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: did for you too, because like may like I told you,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 7: like a good month was negative twenty bucks. Like at
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 7: the end of the month, if I had negative twenty
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 7: I was like, good month.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: But I thought you bounced it, meaning that you wouldn't
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: turn or you wouldn't give somebody the check until there
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: was already one going in had to send that rent,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: and whether I had it or not, I would write
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: the check.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: And charge you get it. But if you asked a
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: kid right now, what does it mean to bounce a check?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: They would have no idea what you were saying.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: No, that's true, no, because a lot of times it's
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: just like my kids have. It's like a debit card
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: for kids called green Light, and you just add you
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: could add funds to it. But so when they when
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: they're out with their friends, nobody's got cat. So they
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: have their green Light card. They use it the same
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: way you and I use our It's just another card.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: And so you took us some tap or a swipe
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: or something like that, and for them, if there's not
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: money in it, it just gets denied, declined. You know,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: they don't know. There's no bounce, there's no you know, overdraft, right,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: no pouch kids for you? Right eight seven seven forty
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: four Wooding. You can text us over to two two
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: nine eighty seven, Jen Gap trivia? Will Morgan know the phrase?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: Hopefully I'm excited?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So Ginas put together just a few of these,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna see if she knows what these different
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: phrases mean. Right, all right, So we'll do.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: That next year on The Woody Show.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Hang on the right. After these messages breaking news, Greg
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Gory had to take a major out of work. Not
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: since the Fall of Rome has there been this much devastation.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: Or tap Woody, Woody, Woody, And.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: Now back to the Woody Show, Gen Gap trivia Morgan,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: Will she know the phrase? These are all well known phrases.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: Will Morgan know that we were just kind of talking
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: before the break, Yeah, references that made people feel old
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: when these younger people didn't get it. Somebody said, I
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: was I'm thirty one. I was in the car with
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: my younger sister Kelly Roland came on and I was
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: talking about the song when my sister asked who Kelly
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: Roland was, and I turned her. I said, Yo, Destiny's
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: child again blank stare Destiny's child who never met her? Yeah?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: That was with Beyonce. Oh Beyonce, I.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Know, obvious, but had no idea Destiny's child Kelly.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this other one said.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: A couple of years ago, my very young co worker
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: came in wearing a pink sweater on a Wednesday, and
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: I jokingly responded with on Wednesdays, we wear pink. She
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: was very confused and said.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: Is there a dress code?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: And I explained it was a quote from Mean Girls,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: and she said she had heard of it but never
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: seen it, and it sounded like a movie that her
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: mom would know.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: That's sad because I'm like, oh that new movie Mean Girl.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't. Yeah, all right, So Jen gap trivia. Will
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Morgan know the phrase? And the first one is.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: Hey Morgan, if somebody said, as if, what would that
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: mean to you?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 8: As if? Like, no, way, okay, good?
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: From where's it from? What movie? Is it from?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Movie or TV show?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 9: I was going to guess like some pop magazine like
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 9: Tiger Beat or something as if.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: No, no, it's not Tiger Beat is not a movie
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: or team is it?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Witherspoon?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: No, but you're you're circling so close? What is it? Clueless? Clueless? Silverstone? Okay?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, I'm just gonna skip around here.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: What if somebody what if somebody looked at somebody and said, shwing? Yeah,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: what is that? What shwing?
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 8: I'd bang you?
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're doing really it's lucky? Like how would you like?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: How like?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: How would you how would you use it?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 8: Like like actually saying the words thing?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 8: How would you use it? Swing? I'm excited right now?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, like check out?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: Did did you guys see Clueless? Did you see Alicia's Yeah,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: it's not like.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: And it's from is from no clue Wayne's World?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 8: Never seen it?
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: Never saw Wayne's World?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, know about it?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: You've heard it doesn't necessarily you know that you know
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: the characters though, right.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 8: Yes, because everyone does that for Halloween, right, But do you.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: Know what the movie is based on?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: No, it's an SNL bit.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 8: We remember Ebomb's world that we yea, that's what I
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 8: always think of.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, yeah, Wayne and Garth, these two guys that
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: had like a cable access show. It was called Wayne's World. Yeah,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: and they're just like, you know, kind of like Bill
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: and Ted, sorta kind of dopey stoner type of ye true.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What if somebody said, hey Morgan, big whoop?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 8: Oh like big deal, big whoop.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, you're doing really good one. That one's easy, okay,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: yeah another Mike Myers.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 8: I just can't tell you where they're from, though.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: No, that's okay. I'm bugging.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 8: Oh I'm bugging. Like what that means? I'm bugging like
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 8: I'm not having a good time or I'm like not
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 8: in a good mood right now.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm kind of bugging this. Oh yeah, like you guys,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: I have, I have so much work to do and
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: I have like on this, I'm bugging.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: I'm freaking out.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like I'm freaking out, You're stressed.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, I mean bugging is still used today, it's
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 6: not like, but has it changed?
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Has it changed definition or how you would use it?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Because I don't mean I'm bugging means I'm freaking out,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: like I'm anxious on edge.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm bugging.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm bugging that'd be the equivalent today like I'm cooked.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 6: Or he can say, or he can say like Morgan's
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 6: bugging like she's acting crazy.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Like and because crash out that just means you freaked
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: out right right, But if you say I'm crashing out,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: that could mean but that can mean I'm bugging extreme
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: bugging if you want to take if you want to
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: marry the two together. So like if you try to
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: explain like what I'm bugging is, you could say when
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: someone says like, oh dude, I'm crashing out, that means
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: I'm bugging.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 6: I agree with Morgan, though, it's you are being a
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 6: little more extreme when you're crashing out.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Crash out is like the last straw, all right, Jen
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: gap trivia. We're asking Morgan does she know the phrase,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: Hey Morgan, Yeah, gag me?
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 8: Oh I mean is it sexual?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 8: Like, okay, then I don't.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: Oh god, I says, gag me with a spoon. Gag
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: me with a spoon.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 9: Oh no, I haven't heard a spoonful of sugar helps
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 9: the medicine go down.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: Spoonful of sugar apparently will help you with hiccups. Really
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: hug No, My my stepmother had one of my kids
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: try because they had these hiccups that wouldn't go away.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: And it worked. Okay, I know spoonful of peanut butter
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: works for hiccups. Really, I never heard that either. So somebody,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: so I say, gag me with the spoon.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Correctly, gag me with a spoon, you would be it. Hey, Greg,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: gag me with a so, Greg, you want to go?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: You want to go see Wicked?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: No, gag me with a spoon.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 8: So you would rather get gagged by a spoon?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: Ya, Look look at this picture of a cockroach. Oh
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: why the spoon part?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: You use it to gag yourself? It is well, it
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: was used in another one of those movies, Valley Girl,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Girl Girl.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, Morgan, chops to you.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 8: Thank you so much.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: What does it mean? Oh?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 8: Like, good job?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, good job? That drops to you Morgan? All right?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: What about all that in a bag of chips?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, this is the southern one, right, So like
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 9: all that in a bag of chips. So that means
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 9: you got a big ego, a lot of confidence.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: That's a.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 8: She thinks she's all that in a bag of chips.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: That's how I'd say it, Like, oh, she thinks she's
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: so great, she thinks she's all that in a bag
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: of chips.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you could use it in that
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: that that that context makes sense.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: Be negative.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I heard that, chick. Dude, she's all that
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: in the bag of chip like she's that she's great
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: or he's great.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: Like, man, that's so funny. I always saw that in
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: the bag ship.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, maybe it's a Southern thing.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: He's like the same as bless your heart, Like, yeah,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: you think you're all that?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Because yeah, I haven't heard I haven't heard it in
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: that context, just in the positive context.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: I've heard in both. And maybe it is Southern, because
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: I've also heard she's all that in the side of law.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Is very That seems very Yeah, that seems very southern.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: Bling bling yeah yeah, what is it?
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 8: What is a lyric from a rap song?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: What is bling?
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: Bling?
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: Jewelry? There you go? Yeah? Yeah, okay, Hey Morgan.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, psych psych bicch like just kidding used a lot today.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: What about what's the four one one?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 8: Okay, shout out to me. I know for one one
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 8: used to a number y'all would call back in the
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 8: to like get somebody's phone number, Like like I'm trying
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 8: to reach Janis down the street, and then they'd be like,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 8: let us look up, so what's the four one? One
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 8: would be like, what's the details of the event?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: Okay? Information?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: For me, that was the number for information. You call
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: information and give.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: What's the information? You say, what's the because the information?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: Then answer information?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: Yea exactly.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 8: But when they actually give you just some randomly phone number.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 15: How about you got a book delivered to your house
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 15: that had everyone's phone number and addressed in it or not?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: The white pages?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I remember that. What's the difference between the
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: white pages and the yellow pages?
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 8: Yellow is business, white is resident.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: You're doing very well?
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: This for you, says I must be too old, because
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: I don't get most of Gina's saying.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 10: No.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: I think the older you are, the more likely you
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: are to these You're supposed to the opposite.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: Hey, Morgan, talk to the hand.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 8: Talk to the hand like I'm not hearing this.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking to you right, because yeah, talk to
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: the hand because the face ain't interesting.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: I ain't listening. Finish this phrase. This is an A
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: and B conversation.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 8: See your way out of it?
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: Or my name's Paul, and this is uh the Paul
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: Wall Show. I don't know between y'all. Oh I heard
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: that one?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Ye, not heard that one?
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: Hey Morgan, that's fly, that's fly, Like, that's.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 8: Cool, all right.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 9: I still have a good connotation to it because anybody
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 9: use it in decades.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: So fly, Yeah, that's now.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 8: It might sound sarcastic, like, oh you're so fly.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I mean, I don't know if I've
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: heard anybody use that since the nineties.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: Can't play pretty Fly for a White Guy?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Okay, yeah, pretty Fly for a White Guy?
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: The offspring song, I.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: Think girl Morgan did surprisingly?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 8: Did I get any wrong?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: I think one? Yeah, the one.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 8: Well, that's just I didn't know where it came to.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 8: Gag me, Oh I did?
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: You didn't get gag me multiple.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: This is the opposite when we're trying to figure out,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: like what some of the new slang stuff is.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: You got to remember where you come from, right, got
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: to teach these kids the.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: History eight seven, seven forty four.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: Woodie.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: If something's bogus, dude, that's bogus.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 8: That's not real.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: It's fake, damn or dumb.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, actually, yeah, that's bogus.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 8: Silly this cap I'm trying.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of another one that I heard recently.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: People go because I was surprised. I hadn't heard it
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: in a long time. Oh, Rad, Yeah, d coming back,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: I hadn't heard that in years. And then someone's like,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: oh dude, that's Rad. I'm like, wow, it was somebody,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: a younger person.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, I have a question for Morgan. Finish this phrase
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: up your butt and around the corner.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I love a good direction math quest.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 8: Shut up?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: How do you guys remember this? And someone says what
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: time is it? And you would say half past the
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: cow's ass.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: A quarter till his balls? What yep?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Lift up his left leg and see Niagara falls. Remember
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: that party, What time is it? Half past the cow's
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: ass quarter to his balls, lift up his left leg
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: and see Niagara falls. So I thought it was half
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: past a monkey's crack. I guess you know, it depends.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 8: Maybe it's a regional Yeah, changes time for you to
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 8: get a watch.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought it was like ass grass or cash
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: nobody rides for free.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: School and having throwback Thursday to you, JEFG, what's up?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: Good morning? When you show lots of cheese?
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: Man about the Lakers? Right now?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 20: That is Gossip By the way, a huge article on
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 20: ESPN dot com about the family drama that came with
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 20: the Lakers sale.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: First of all, Genie Buss is a boss uh.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 20: The article details fights between the bus kids, UH, including
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 20: firing and restraining orders. Plus more details have also been
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 20: coming out about Genie Buss's relationship with Lebron and Clutch Sports,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 20: a relationship that apparently has been on the rocks for
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 20: a while. She was over Lebron and his ego and
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 20: the control that Clutched Sports had over the team. She
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 20: felt Lebron wasn't grateful after the Lakers went out of
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 20: their way to draft his son Bronni. Also, Lebron took
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 20: no ownership in the Russell Westbrook trade failure when he
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 20: was the one who set up the trade. All of
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 20: this clearly bothered Genie, and to me, it's not a.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: Surprise at all.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 20: And if people have spoken about Lebron's personality traits, to
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 20: be honest, I'm surprised Lebron hasn't put out a passive,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 20: aggressive tweet about all this yet.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: So read the article on ESPN dot com. It's great.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 20: Moving on to the court and what's happening there, Lakers
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 20: and Clippers tonight at Into It Dome.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: It is a Clippers home game.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 20: Hockey Ducks beat the Avalanche last night in overtime if
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 20: he scores.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: Adah had wins and Hannah Harm wins.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 20: And finally, this morning, the Dodgers in produce their new
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 20: right fielder, Kyle Tucker.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: He's excited to be here.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: I'm excited. This is a great crop of guys, and
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm excited to get to know him at
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: a little bit better and you know, get to playing
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: with him on the field.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 20: He's going to be rocking number twenty three for the
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 20: Dodgers this season. I'm Jeff g and that's what so
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 20: Kyle sports.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: All right, there's Jeff.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: Who he shows back and we begin another new hour
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: insensitivity training for a politically correct world. On Woodie. That's
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: Greg Gory, Menace high here, what us up there? We
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: got Gina Grant, Sammy's here. There's Morgan Sea Bass. Yeah,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: the weekend audio.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: What do you got? Well, that's something that Menace hipped
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: me too. And it is a little boy preacher.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 15: This guy, dude Jesus is up right now. So this kid,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 15: to me, he looks like he's about eleven. I've seen
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 15: reports from ages eight to thirteen.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: Whatever. He's a young man, young boy.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: He looks like he's going to grow up to be
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: an angry little league father, and he has that look.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: Apparently he tours like North Carolina area church. I don't
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: have a bunch of information on him other than apparently
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: his name is Mason Locklear and he's obviously he but
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: he speaks like he's about seventy, although he is about
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: ten years old. Here he is preaching from the pulpits
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: they care for.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 17: Who you're letting the chamber of your home. Because he
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 17: can't affect your children. It can't affect your wife, It
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 17: can't affect your husband. It can't affect your family. And
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 17: let me tell you something, folks, each and every time
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 17: your kids see what you do, what you think.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: They're gonna do.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 17: You can look at me foolish, you can say that
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 17: I'm crazy all you want to, but it's right, and
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 17: I know it's the truth.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: Amen.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: So this is this is a different kid. No, this
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: is a different thought.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: All this kid is crushing.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: I saw a different kid who also is crushing. He
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: must be the coke to the pepsier, the PEPs, which
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: every one's lesser. But yeah, this other kid was this
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: like white trash looking white dude, white white kid.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: Oh and he was like he was like more like this.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: They sound like.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 15: Angry little gl Well, what's making this Mason Locklear becomes
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 15: so exposed is that that first part was like that's general,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 15: like you know.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He then went off on this tangent.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 17: You say it's all Christian, right, said Christian. I want
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 17: you to listen to you say you're Christian.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 6: But you gave.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: You say your Christian? What you what you gave?
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, this is the clip that popped off, but you
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 6: gave Oh my god, yeah, Greg.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 17: It's all Christian, right, christ.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 6: You say you're.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: Christian, but what you get?
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: How do you explain that?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: Figure me that one.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 17: But you gave you mind a woman, you mind a man,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 17: But you say you're Christian.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He goes on.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 15: He goes on to site the Bible versus Yeah, less
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 15: supposedly against homosexuality.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: Somebody's just pouring all their little script into this.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 6: Then I don't know past. Yeah, I'm going to his
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 6: next set. Yes, he's a Mason Lockley.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: If you want to follow him, he's going to get
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: all those advertisers on his channel, the ones where you
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: can like, you know, get bought out of your time.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 6: Share, like breaking down Mingle dot com. Yeah, breaking down
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 6: this and they're like, we're looking at the next billionaire.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well he's gone. He's got the charisma, he's got
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: the delivery already. Delivery is amazing. It is weird.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: Uh, when little kids come off as grown ups.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 15: Yeah right, it's just happened with the with the Eagles
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 15: fan who was giving us all those hot sports takes
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 15: talking like a thirty five year old drunk.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah it really was. Who was the little girl that
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: was in all those movies for a long time, Drew
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: Barrymore No, the code of fanning, they're just so or
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: the sixth sense kid, you see those when they were
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: when they were little and see him an interview like
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: this is weird. This is like there's like.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: An adult trapped in this little kid's body.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: It was weird.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: Or they just commemorize so much, you know, but you're.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 15: Gay this week and audio speaking of gay stuff and
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 15: gay drom, We're gonna go straight over to menace on
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 15: this one.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: H huh.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 15: I'm sure Greg can help out though, the the we
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 15: we talked about earlier about the new season of Queer
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 15: Eyes back and they're doing the publicity rounds minus one
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 15: of the eyes of Queerness. This is one of the
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 15: guy's Caramo Brown. He's not showing up to these big
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 15: CBS and NBC interviews, but he is leaving notes, and
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 15: here's Gail King reading his notes.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 21: He said, in part, I hope everyone remembers to focus
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 21: on and to protect their mental health piece from people
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 21: or world who seek to destroy it, which is.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: Why I can't be there today.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 21: His assistant also says that he's worried about being bullied.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 6: I know it's Queer Eye, but come on, yes second people,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 6: Greg and I obviously we're texting about this last night.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Details coming out.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 6: So what happened was the reason how he got really upset.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 6: Apparently his mom visited the set.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: Early in the season.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she got.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 6: Some headphones from one of the producers and she was
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 6: able to hear everybody's microphones and the other guys were
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 6: being very caddy about herself.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 7: Rightmo walked out of the room and then they were
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 7: all bad mouthing him and questioning his quote life decisions,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 7: whatever that means.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: That's kind of bague.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 7: And then Camo's mom told him, Hey, they're all ish
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 7: talking to you except for Jeremiah, So well, all of
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 7: them except for Jeremiah Jeremiah publicity.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: Well, but then he has to go with all this
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: care about any of this not really well.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: They come off as these great, nice, friendly guys. The
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: whole thing about we were coming together and supporting.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 7: Everybody community and friendliness, and apparently they're insufferable a.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: Hole every group of like candy gig guys.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, if if you're specifically a caddy gay guy.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: Maybe because guys, remember this minister, and we live in
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: a time now.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 10: Brothers have been so but now can't get a job.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 10: A lot of the sisters making more money than brothers,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 10: and it's created problems in families.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: That's one of the reasons our family.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 10: Is breaking up, and that's one of the reasons many
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 10: of our women are becoming Lesbius. You got to be
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 10: careful when you say you don't need no maid, I
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 10: can make it by myself. Well, if you don't need
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 10: a man, what's left. Lesbian is about to take over.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: I'm a community. I'm talking about you. Girls.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 10: My son in high school last year, trying to go
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 10: to the problem.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: He said, Dad, I ain't got nobody to take to.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 4: The from because all the girls in my class are
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 4: gay and he but two of them straight and both
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: with them ugly.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: I ain't got nobody to take so the problem now
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: just you can't.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 10: I can upark here, for I ain't homophobic, because everybody
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 10: in you have got.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: Something wrong with whoever you have worn it. You can
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: put it your own self, and you got something wrong
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: with your life.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 10: But when you get down to this thing, women falling
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 10: down on another woman, strapping yourself up with something, it
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 10: ain't real.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: They ain't got no feeling in it.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: No, it ain't natural.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: Any time somebody.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 10: Got to slap some greasehold your behind, you did something
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 10: wrong with that.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: Made for that, But it's not made for it.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 13: You got it.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: Vessels and nimbrains in your behind.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: The man and you put something money naturally in there
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: and breaks them all up. No wonder your behind is bleeding.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: He is destroying house.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't make no connection with a screw and
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 4: another screw. Bibles as God made their male and female.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: The Hebrew word it goad, which means complimentary in nature.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: There is something you need to man and unique to woman, and.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: It takes those two things to come. What do you
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: mean you can't make a connection with two screws.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: It takes a screw out on Well, we got the nuts.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well so do you get on a guest list
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 6: or you buy tickets?
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: Here's the parents dragged me to church and it was
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: never that fun.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he sounds like he's protesting too much. You know
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: what I mean? But your butt, don't take your yes,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: I mean you know what? Oh wait, I mean I'm
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: sure you understand.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 11: Yeah, and all the girls that his son goes sisterol
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 11: with their lesbians.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 6: All but two.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: But you get more than we can.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: Audio come up next.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: And throwing it right back over to Sea Bass and
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: continue on the week in audio.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 15: New Sea Best Original Game. Are you ripping out at
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 15: some entertaining announcements? Well around the room, are you ripping
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 15: out at these announcements? This first one from Keenan and
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 15: Kill all about our new movie one and kel and
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 15: a new movie.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah they are announcing it.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 15: We announced it's.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: Not a new movie. Keating to kill me? Oh me Frankenstein.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: Keenan and Kel mean frank the Hunting was Frankenstein's Monster.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: We should say, all right, I don't know, I'm too
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: old for Keenan and Kelwise out, yeah he does. I'll
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: watch this.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 8: It's supposed to be like a horror comedy.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: Right, No, it's a it's a serious period piece but
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: kidding well, but it's.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 8: A combo of those two things, which is I mean.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: I just like, can't watch Keenan and Kel?
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: Of course I did?
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: Did you want to?
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 8: I'm on that age range and all that.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah about Good Burger?
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: Didn't they do to Good Burger too? Yeah? They did?
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: What about you, Morgan? This is like it's supposed to
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: be like in your wheelhouse though.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 8: Not the ken Kel stuff.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, they're totally flaccid.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: Sure, dumbass Tyler, does this? Does this speak to you?
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 12: This?
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: This Keenanon Kel thing was not really my thing when
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: I was younger.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: I just who they are, and I think he's kind
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: of funny, but yeah, not really my thing. All right,
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: I was checking with the younger folks.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: No no rippage at all? All right, nothing moving on?
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: Are you ripping out? Menace? About the new Alex Earl
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: reality show.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 6: I've been talking about this last night. I've never been like,
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 6: I have a question, super super aware of Alex Earl.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 6: I know the name, and people tell me how big
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 6: she is, and you know how she's kind of dating
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 6: maybe dating Tom Brady. But her origin story, like her
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 6: family was like in some political scandal in Ashley Madison.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 6: But I don't really follow her.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: But we're supposed to know who the majority of people
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: are supposed to know who this is.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll say, like in a younger generation of a
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 6: college crowd, Yeah.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: She's massive famous, like got famous for or they.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: Get ready to get ready with me videos that she
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: made ready.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 15: So she she's a hot girl who would like put
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 15: on clothes and yeah do her makeup? Yeah, Okay, here
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 15: she is announcing, announcing.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 5: It's gonna be.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: Fun, It's gonna be fine. I mean, what's the worst
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: that could happen?
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: Just tuss me all right, So to tease you know
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: what that says, just tune in.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 6: But now you're just asking about keenan Kel And it's
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 6: definitely a certain generation of people that she is a
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 6: really big deal to them.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 15: But like we we've made fun of Kim Kardashian for
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 15: twenty years for being famous for doing nothing. Isn't that
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 15: just that she's good looking and and what else? And
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 15: she makes you know how to get.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: Ready, you know, gets ready to dude, she really knew
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: how to get rest. I guess Brady.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: By the way.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 12: Uh.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: Bert Chreischer's new show is out. It's called Free Bert.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: You should watch it. It's a hard R Menace has
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: been asking for more R rated comedy stuff.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: This is a show.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: It's not a movie, it's a it's a TV show.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: It's on Netflix and our friend the machine Bert Kreischer,
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: check it out. I saw the first couple of episodes.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: I thought my wife and I we both thought it
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: was really funny. I hope you like it and shout
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: out to Bert, congratulations on the new show. But that's
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: now officially out on Netflix. You know, after you get
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: past your excitement for whatever the hell that just was,
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: Alex keenan and call meet Frank.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 15: And Stuffy Sammy. Are you ripping out for the new
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 15: Hillary Duff tour? Heck yes, And she's even playing as
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 15: we're about to.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: Hear what dreams are Rade of? She's not doing it?
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: Is it the song or Hillary Duff Show?
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 11: Lizzie Maguire movie where she had. There's the other pop
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 11: singer who looks just like her but has brown hair
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 11: and spot.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: It's a whole thing somebody else.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: Remember when our friend Tony had like an old man
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: creeper crush on Hillary Duff. He was weirdly, he was
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: weirdly obsessed with her when she was on TV.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: It was in that time.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 11: Like, I mean, I've already seen Hillary Duff live very
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 11: long time ago.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: I think it was two thousand and six. It was crazy.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 8: Have you heard her new music. I've heard some of it.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 13: Do you like it?
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's fun.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: I don't like it Hillary Duff's music.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, she came out with the new album right recently,
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 8: or at least a single.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 6: She dropped the song, she dropped it, She dropped it.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 6: It's been after all, like everybody's been following the mom
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 6: group drama too.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: What's her big song? Not like new, but like just
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: in general, I think that was it.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Yeah, that's the big one that most.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: People know in Sparks Mature in roommate Mature is the
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: new one that just dropped.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: How do I know?
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 11: Yeah, there's also a Christmas one that she did with
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 11: I think Little Bowow I like this week in audience.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 15: All right, we have another new feature that isn't is
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 15: my numbing? Uh where could they have made a better decision?
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 15: So this is a new new original game. So we're
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 15: gonna analyze some audio and you're gonna what would you
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 15: do kind of things sort of what what could they
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 15: have done better? That that's the way to put it here.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 15: So this is a mom apparently who is waiting in
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 15: line and a Colorado pizza hut like pickup shop, not
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 15: to sit down, but she's has made an order. Apparently
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 15: the order is taking longer. So you're gonna hear her
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 15: talking to the counter employee and and where did either
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 15: of them go wrong?
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: In this clip?
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 3: You're right there.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: It sounds like Morgan, she's angry.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: So yeah, so you call everybody a bitch all the time.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: So yeah, the employee.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 15: The employee did say we are extremely affing busy, which
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 15: I don't appreciate the that unprofessionalists from an employeez.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: All that swearing, but at the end, when you know,
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: as you expect more, I mean, whatever, it's but not
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: using cuss wars at work, should Chris Man, it's not a.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: Customers give me that.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 15: Garbage like we as a society. I've watched this happen
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 15: in real time. You could be able to you should
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 15: be able to have a conversation without cussing.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, but what if what if the customers being a bitch?
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: Then then just then all bets are off. I've worked
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: service industries for probably fifteen or twenty years. I never
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: cussed a customer age. I don't even like it when
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: you hear coworkers talking to each other, and I really
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: entire it's.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: It's trashy sign a low effort, low intelligence, and low creative.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: And look it up, it's a sign of high IQ.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 2: Is you know, the customers are walking around, you're swearing
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: at each other and any wait.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 8: So it said she was on the hole for like
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 8: what eighteen nineteen minutes, So.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 15: She's been sitting there and like, you know, obviously they're busy,
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 15: but she's been waiting for twenty minutes. She says she
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 15: wants a refund or her food or both, and then
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 15: when she doesn't get that right away, she calls her
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 15: what give me the effing food, bitch whatever?
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: That Yeah, and she also took like a handful of
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: whatever is laid on the counter and threw it at
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: the employee.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: Good message.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 12: The door.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, this is yelling just continues, all right,
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: yeah bitchebu.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: So other employees then come and start yelling at her.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: Yem bit yeah, dumb ass bitch.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 15: Yeah all right that's the first clip and the second clip.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 15: The other employees now that she's thrown stuff and call
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 15: people dumb ass.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: Get involved, right, and this is how that contains.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, this right now, you're here, right now, there's.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 12: The door.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: Oh that was could very stupid, fat hor.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 8: How happy would you be if you're waiting for your order.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: Entertainment?
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: It's the whole reason I try to book flights on Spirit.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: Never got that joy.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: Thank you to Carlos Alaska, who had to tape this
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: for TikTok. So, how could you have handled that better?
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: Because I don't know.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, they both level headed.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, well they continue to yell uh.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: Any water, Yes, perfect, You're not the only person.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 2: You're big.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: Now they're a stupid horror again, dude, I'd be I
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: would be thoroughly entertained.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 15: And I appreciate the person in the videoing for not commenting,
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 15: because you want to you want to observe and let
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 15: it happen. But now at the end, if it starts
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 15: to die down, let me give you this tip. You
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 15: could say, oh, did they just call you a bitch?
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't. I don't understand people's sensitivity to
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: swearing cursing.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 15: It's not that we're clutching our pearls. It's that it's
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 15: just it's it says something about the person doing it.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: It does it paints a picture of trash.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you are a trashy person. You'll get uncreative.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: The only time I judge it is when people when
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: they they're cursing so much and they don't do it correctly,
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: like they don't use it in the proper when they say, oh,
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: I think it's fun that way, When when you combine,
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: when you combine swear words together, and it's like it
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: doesn't even like that, that's not even a thing.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: You just made that up.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: Like I wish I could use one on the air.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm an example. I like saying like you ish
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: you ish f you know, like, Okay, that's way better.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: That's done.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: That's how Greg talks, That's how we talk.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: How we talk.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that And I like saying like instead of thank
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 7: God it's Friday, I think f it's Friday, Like, oh
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 7: fank f.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: Like you know what I do, Judge, we were just
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: talking about this earlier this morning during one of the
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: commercial breaks.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: I think it's okay.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: So the F or the S word, the C word,
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: those are all what kind of words?
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 2: Ceves is mega guilty of this?
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: Swear?
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 2: He just did it? Cussing or cursing? Which one is it?
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 2: I'd say both are acceptable?
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: But what what do you say?
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 2: What did you just say? I'd probably say cuss.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: Because it's easier to say you're from Tennessee. Yeah, dude,
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: when people are cussing, it sounds white trash to make
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: That's how it sounds so trashy cuss.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 2: Words, So saying cussing sounds trashy.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: But yeah, actually actually actually using the words, doesn't that
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: sound trashy to me? But when someone uses the term cussing,
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. Cussing quit Yeah?
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's how we grew up. We don't say
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: cuss words cus' Hey, why gott to be using cuss words?
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 2: Why are you cussing?
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: Curse? Curse?
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: Weird?
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 2: I never even knew growing up that cuss was curse.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 14: It is what it is.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, these are words, Yeah, swear words.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: Swear swear words, curse words are acceptable. Heard bulgars cus
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: just sounds weird to me. It is Yeah, the Woody Show,
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: it is a throwback Thursday. We're looking back at the
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: year twenty sixteen because everybody seems to be obsessed with
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: that over the past couple of weeks. And oh yeah
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: on social media. Yeah, it's officially ten years old. Which
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: that's where you have to draw the line somewhere what
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: constitutes throwbacks sense. Even though a lot of these songs
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: they don't feel so throwback, they technically true. We every
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: once in while do that the class of in this
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: case twenty sixteen, because these songs are now officially ten
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: years old and can be considered for future throwback Thursdays.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: But that's what we're doing today, Like the eye, and
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: here we are once again at this time on the
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: Throwback Thursday, coming face to face with the pride of Pacoima.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: We have our very own personal visit with this person Lucky.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, everybody at Pacoima would love just a couple
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: of minutes of this guy. Serious, can we get him
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: every week. He is the senior vice president and managing
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: partner of Club Turn Up El presidente himself DJ Tim Martinez.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 2: Right, Timar, how are you?
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 2: I'm good man?
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, alter ego is nice and smooth, so fun.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: We were talking about that last wenk for you here
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: yet everything seemed to be okay. And now on to
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: the next as you say, right, which is the Woody Show,
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: meat Market, m e et. We're going to be meeting
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: up with a bunch of listeners and Tim has been
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: instrumental as he always is and putting together these events
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: with us and Yeah Brewery X Saturday February twenty first,
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: three pm to five pm. It's going to go past
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 1: five pm because for sure, you know, it's just it's
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: a Saturday. We got nowhere else to be. We're working
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: on a couple of other extra things that we're going
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: to add to the mix. We're trying to get the
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: details that have you talked to the Half Baked again,
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 1: Like what's the status of that? Like where Yeah, if
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: you got to put a percentage on.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 6: It, I'll say we're eighty percent there. Because he happened
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 6: just to be in San.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 2: Diego that day.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 6: Oh really, but his brother lives near Anaheim, and his
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 6: brother said, I'll get him there no matter what.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, okay.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: Also it sounds like more than eighty percent if you
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 2: ask me then.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 6: But the thing is his brother wants him to get
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 6: on a train from San Diego to get to there.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 6: Oh real, Like no, that's why I'm not saying one
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 6: hundred percent. But we figure it out.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: We can figure it out.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 1: Last week, when you guys.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 18: Were talking about half Baked and whatever.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 2: Hammer hank you hammering.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 18: Yeah, I didn't know much about these individuals.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well they're friends. They're all friends of menace.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 2: On them forever, over thirty years, both of them.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 1: And uh yeah, anytime we find characters like that thirty
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 1: four year old virgin Lauren that we just yesterday.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: Wait, there's a thirty four year old you miss that.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: She's she's insane, she's dating she's dating a friend of mine,
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 1: and I was out with them one night and it
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: was crazy stuff, down to the one story about how
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: she ended up getting pulled over by a cop, got
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: into a fistfight with the cop on the side of
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 1: the road, and she claims that the cop at some
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: point saw the Jesus fish sticker on the back of
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: her car and said, we shouldn't be acting. We shouldn't
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 1: be acting like this. Let's just call it even. But
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 1: so she she she won't have sex like penetrative sex,
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: but her mouth parties are the eighth one of the world,
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: and she does a lot of drugs.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 12: Oh so.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 1: Exactly, drawing line in really weird places. We love characters.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 1: But we're looking forward to seeing everybody for the Woody
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 1: Show meet market, the get up, the meet up, whatever
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 1: you wanna call it, Saturday, February twenty first at Brewery
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 1: X in Anaheim. Get all the details, just go the
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 1: events tab there at our website, the woodieshow dot com.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 1: We'll have some Woody Show merge. We still got to
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: talk about for sure what we want to do there.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 1: We'll have we'll have something for for people to get.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well we'll have stuff.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: We'll have stuff, all right.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 14: Well.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 1: DJ Tim Martinez he was a club DJ back in
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 1: the day, and so we let him decide what we're
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 1: gonna go up in the club with each and every
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 1: throwback Thursday and again. The theme this week, Tim is
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: twenty sixteen. What do you got?
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 18: When you gave me this homework assignment.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 6: I was ecstatic.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 2: I loved it.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 6: It was like it brought me back to like choices,
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 6: you know, I felt like there was a plethora of choices.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 18: This one's so much fun. Club jam My Way, Eric,
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 18: all right, here we go up in the.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 1: Club the Woody Show Thursday, up in the.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 2: Tuesday, at least I did.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 12: In my way.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 2: We call him cal.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 1: Cow Calvin Harris my Way from twenty sixteen, which is
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 1: the theme for everybody the last couple of weeks. But
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 1: our theme on our throwback Thursday this week up in
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 1: the club with DJ Tim Martinez. Yes, yeah, yeah, well Tim,
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 1: always great to see him. How many more days until
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: UH spring training?
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 18: Oh, we're We're about a month. We're about a month
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 18: away from UH pitchers and catchers reporting. Wait, so I'm
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 18: super stoked about that.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 1: You can tell Baseball Spring training is getting closer by
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 1: the amount of just straight hate that you hear about
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 1: the Dodgers from everybody else outside. Oh yeah, I mean
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 1: I you know what, great good for them? Yeah you can.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 2: You can understand like why other people will be mad
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 18: But you know what, uh, just like I called it
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 18: last year, I am already calling it.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 2: It's only January.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, here we go, Here we go. He's calling the
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 1: three Peete three heat. There you go here first from
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 1: DJ Tim Marty years more.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 1: I man, Well, we'll catch you next week.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, by.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 1: Show, and let's wrap up this week in audio.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 15: A little follow up news dot scientific studies here as
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 15: what you just mentioned. And I've seen this many times
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 15: over the years. He says that people who cuss more
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 15: are sea I mean, that's that's been a study that's.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 2: Disgusted. I said that.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 1: I said that just to throw something back at I
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 1: don't know you. You picked that up somewhere. It's a well,
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 1: it's a well excited study in whatever I just said.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 1: I said that just yeah.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 7: I have a theory that I've shared that I think
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 7: families that all swear together are happier.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I believe that.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's just to be because people aren't
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 1: walking around on eggshells. It's more than just that. I
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 1: think it's just a comination of a lot of things.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 2: But I help some folks out here.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 15: The study actually was done where they give people a
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 15: list that says, hey, a name for me, all the
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 15: words to start with the letter F and you go
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 15: da da da da da da. And I'll say, okay,
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 15: all the name, all the words to start about the
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 15: talk about animals to start with that, and you dead
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 15: lad da all the cusswords to start with that. And
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 15: they found that the smarter people knew more words, including
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 15: cuss words. And then they extrafolated that to say smarter
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 15: people cuss more, which was makes sense to me, which
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 15: entire which is the past backwards. But everybody but CNN
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 15: that was remotely the study exactly. But you researched that
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 15: study from ten years ago, and people cite it all
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 15: the time. I see it all the time.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 1: That's you know, that's how social media and all that
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 1: stuff works. There was that whole thing about MTV's going away. Yeah,
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: you know, it's like a couple of the music channels overseas, right,
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: So but people, oh my god, misleading, pick something up
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  Speaker 1: and run with it.
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  Speaker 2: And trying to say flamingo ferret.
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  Speaker 15: Okay, hey we get neck for next week. We take
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  Speaker 15: the are you vocabulary? But back to audio anymore. This
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  Speaker 15: is a one of those cop YouTube channels, Sergeant Pepper Spray.
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  Speaker 2: And they've got this video.
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  Speaker 15: It's been going around of a nineteen year old girl
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  Speaker 15: blew through a like a traffic stop speed zone where
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  Speaker 15: the cop was out trying to wave her down.
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  Speaker 2: She goes blows right by and then and goes back
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  Speaker 2: to her house.
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  Speaker 15: Well, the cop follows her back to her house and
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  Speaker 15: arrests her for going like sixty in to thirty. Manages
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  Speaker 15: to get the dad on the speakerphone, and this is
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  Speaker 15: what the dad had to say to his nineteen year
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  Speaker 15: old scoff law, how far does.
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  Speaker 14: She go from when you try to gesture her over
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  Speaker 14: a mile?
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  Speaker 2: She didn't try to pull off the road down the.
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  Speaker 1: Street, nothing like that.
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  Speaker 8: I wasn't going sixty.
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  Speaker 2: That's what you're saying. You're being cocky. You're not even
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  Speaker 2: being played. Do you not even use a manners?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah? This has been her the entire time, sir.
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  Speaker 19: You just totally just screwed yourself inside and out for
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  Speaker 19: what you just did. Because now your car's.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna get towed to the impound, paying your dad out too.
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  Speaker 2: Now there's gonna be a thirty day hold on a
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  Speaker 2: two year nurse.
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  Speaker 19: It's gonna be screwed up now too, because you don't
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  Speaker 19: have no damn.
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  Speaker 2: Good for him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's been the debate. Is the dad too tough?
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  Speaker 1: There are a real life consequences that's pretty uh refreshating.
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  Speaker 1: That's heresays Now, how does the dad end up on
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  Speaker 1: the phone in the first place?
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  Speaker 15: Though, because the cop was being very nice, like a
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  Speaker 15: lot of times when they come to get you, they
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  Speaker 15: can just throw you in the back of the squad car.
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  Speaker 15: But she's like, oh, can I get my phone so
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  Speaker 15: I can get out of it, you know, because he's
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  Speaker 15: putting cuffs on her to entertain her and all that stuff,
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  Speaker 15: and the mom was there, and.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they don't have to do all that. I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was one of those things like your mouth's
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  Speaker 1: writing checks and then when it comes time to pay,
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  Speaker 1: like then you have somebody else try to come and
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  Speaker 1: bail you out. You see that every once in a while,
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  Speaker 1: like there's somebody mouthing off to somebody and then they
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  Speaker 1: expect the my boyfriend, yeah, my boyfriend, or the husband
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  Speaker 1: or the dad in this case to step in and
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  Speaker 1: clean up your mess. And nope, you made you made
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  Speaker 1: this mess. You're gonna this you're sleeping in this bed
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  Speaker 1: and if you've made your bed here and in fact,
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  Speaker 1: the next clip he doubles down on just that.
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  Speaker 2: All right, good, And he told me, I'll.
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  Speaker 19: Make you ask too, because I'm not putting up some tissue.
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  Speaker 19: You know, he got an attitude change. Get in jail
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  Speaker 19: and you'll see how it was in yard. You know what,
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  Speaker 19: it might teach you a lesson.
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  Speaker 2: Now, maybe I like it.
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  Speaker 1: I like it as a parent.
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  Speaker 15: I like it because she's sitting the hold up because
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 15: she's kind of hot too, because you know, she's get away.
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  Speaker 1: I like it here.
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  Speaker 2: It's like my kid's safe. I know where they are.
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  Speaker 2: They'll live through the weekends.
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  Speaker 1: There was a there was a video, older, older video
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  Speaker 1: of this kid who I guess was bullying another kid
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  Speaker 1: because he thought he was like hot ish and he's
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, probably ten ten or eleven, and he
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  Speaker 1: had you know, dread not dreads, but you know, like braids,
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  Speaker 1: and he thought he was super cool looking and whatever,
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  Speaker 1: and he was making fun of this other kid's looks.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 1: And the dad brought him to the barber and had
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 1: those things cut off, and he was like the kid
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  Speaker 1: who was a big bad bully, was like yeah, as
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  Speaker 1: the as the bar he's like, nope, take them off, love,
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 1: and they're like this dad is this is traumatizing for
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 1: this Child's like, oh the kid, the kid's gonna know hey,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, you know what, Maybe I shouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: like that, I love, Maybe I shouldn't act like that.
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  Speaker 1: There was consequences. Yes, I thought I was a big
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  Speaker 1: bad ass. Yes, and thought I was super cool. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm making fun of this other kid's look and whatever
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  Speaker 1: I hear, I'm thinking I look all bad ass with
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 1: these braids or whatever he had in and the dad
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  Speaker 1: just having him cut off, and people were coming after
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  Speaker 1: this dad.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, if the dad doesn't do it, he'll do it
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  Speaker 2: to a cop and then bad things will happen. And
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 2: it's one thing to stand up for your kid when
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 2: they're being bullied. Okay, fine, whatever. If you're standing up
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  Speaker 2: for the other kid, because your kids the piece of ish,
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 2: you're the best parent ever. Although how they get that
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: way bull usually don't exactly.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, who cooked Sammy?
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 2: I saw it with that.
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  Speaker 15: The nineteen year old was talking. When you were arrested
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 15: for mouthing off to a cop drunkenly at the border crossing,
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  Speaker 15: did you call your parents or how that all work?
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  Speaker 11: First of all, I did not mouth out to the
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 11: cop I just kind of lied, and then I continued
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 11: lying and freaked out all my own like the content anything.
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  Speaker 2: They just asked me how old I was.
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  Speaker 11: And I was crossing the border from Mexico into the
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 11: United States and they were checking id's or whatever, and
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 11: they asked me how old I was, and I said.
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  Speaker 8: Twenty one, twenty nineteen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm nineteen years old and I'm allowed to be drunk
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  Speaker 1: in Mexico.
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  Speaker 8: And they were just like, yeah, you're gonna come with us.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 11: I wasn't like anything, so they put me in the
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 11: drunk tank. So first they put you kind of in
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 11: a little trailer thing. They get three girls and three guys,
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 11: and then they put us in a van, drive us
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 11: to the drunk tank, which is in San Diego, and
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 11: then they just have you sleep it off. You just
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 11: sleep on these like matt things. You're not even you're
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 11: not in a enclosed like cell or anything.
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  Speaker 2: You just sleep on the floor.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, And there's an office desk in the middle, and
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 11: girls are on one side and guys are on the
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 11: other and it's a mat and you sleep.
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  Speaker 2: And then when you wake up, you call someone to
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 2: come get you.
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  Speaker 8: That's hilarious. Yeah, No, my sister came and got me.
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  Speaker 8: But I did get in trouble once we were back.
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  Speaker 11: I was not mouthing off to the copper or anything,
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 11: but when I was in the drunk tank because me
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 11: and the girl Monica were still up talking and they
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 11: were like, ladies, this is not a slumber party.
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  Speaker 1: I found the video of the kid having his braids
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  Speaker 1: cut off. I posted it on our Woodies Show Instagram
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 1: story at the Woodies Show. Yeah, he was bullying some
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 1: kid with cancer.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my yeah.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but young people still come after the dead. Dump
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  Speaker 1: all right, one more clip this week in audio talked
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 1: about her j Low gets a bad rap and we've
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 1: never heard a good thing she earns her reputation.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 2: Well, this newest bit of audio.
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  Speaker 15: She's walking out of I guess her penthouse or something
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 15: in Manhattan, and there there's just a homeless guy out
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 15: there and he sees her and he's yelling at her
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 15: and uh, and she actually gives him money out of
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 15: her purse.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 1: Listen, how happy you make this guy?
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  Speaker 3: I care?
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 1: I love you. I don't care what I love you.
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  Speaker 6: I love you, Jennifer.
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  Speaker 1: Well, she's being filmed and afo. Yeah, after everything was over,
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 1: she had take it back.
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  Speaker 15: The title of the video says j Lo gives homeless
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 15: man money while carrying eighty thousand dollars purse.
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  Speaker 2: Which does nothing to do with anything. I don't know.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 2: Uh huh Yeah, yeah, she had him kill.
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  Speaker 1: You dare speak to me? Yeah, that is a simple
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 1: pebble into the lake of karma that she has to fill. Yep,
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  Speaker 1: you know, did you even notice it? No, Jennifer, just
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 1: a little ripple across the top. Let me tell you this,
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 1: no real effect. Okay, good eight seven seven forty four
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  Speaker 1: Woody text over to two to ninety seven. So I
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 1: was a man. I normally love you guys with this
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 1: cop and this teenage girl video. If you guys looked
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 1: into the context a little bit, that cop is being
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 1: a douchebag. The girl didn't do anything wrong. The cop
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 1: didn't have flashing lights on. He was standing next to
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 1: the engines another building, and he waved at her as
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 1: she passed by. That's what I said.
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 2: He waved a waiver her down.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 1: She didn't see. The whole story is ridiculous, and her
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 1: father should have been protecting her, not reaming her out
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 1: when he didn't even know what was going on.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 2: Just taking the CoP's word for him sounds like crying. Well,
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 2: she's probably been in a lot of trouble before.
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds I'll do history.
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 2: It's like you'll finally learn your lessons.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 15: Also, when the cop shows up to your door looking
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 15: to do something, bet bad mouthing and mouthing off. I
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 15: don't know what was what Greg will tell you is
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 15: a bad choice. Yeah, live to fight another day.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 2: This never worked for Greg.
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been to jail so many times. More Woody
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• 1:53:39
  Speaker 1: You gotta love these four day weeks, you know. Yeah,
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 1: you get used to it. That's why the better day
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 1: to have off is Monday. Yeah, because it makes the
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  Speaker 1: Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, if somebody says to you this will only take
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 7: a minute, go ahead and clear your schedule.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it'll only I've seen a second of your time.
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, why are you taking it out?
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  Speaker 12: Then?
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  Speaker 1: It should have been a text exactly all right? Thank
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 1: you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much for
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 1: giving the Woodies Show some of your valuable time this morning.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 1: You know we'd love it.
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  Speaker 2: Appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 2: suck it. We will catch you back here on Friday.
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 1: Have a great day. Samdubm.
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 2: I quit this bitch,