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- 0:02This is an unspoiled network podcast. This is spoil Me, covering One Piece
- 0:12episodes three fifty seven, three fifty eight, and three fifty nine. The
- 0:21general zombies are down in a flash, ors feels like an adventure, blazing
- 0:27night, Sangie kicked down, the fake wedding, and a clear clear history
- 0:35Sangie's stolen dream. In these episodes, well, Lufy is proving to be
- 0:43just as unmanageable as I could have hoped in zombie form, and Sanie,
- 0:49it turns out, wanted that invisible fruit, the clear clear fruit, for
- 0:55the exact same reasons. Nude girls, Welcome to spoil Me. Welcome to
- 1:23the show everyone. I am Natasha. Thank you very much to the One
- 1:26Piece crew for commissioning this episode. How are you guys all doing. I
- 1:32had a bit of a vent session before starting, so you know, sorry
- 1:36about that. But if you're listening, you miss the vent session and feel
- 1:40free to pause and vent for a second. And I'm listening in spirit,
- 1:44I promise. So these episode, I really you guys, I've got to
- 1:49talk about the Sanji thing right out of the gate, right like you know
- 1:51I do, because it's I actually said something like I think that any time
- 2:00we're dealing with like the invisible man, there's always the oh, you could
- 2:04like sneak up on naked women thing. And it turns out that Sanji was
- 2:09like harboring a secret hope that he could get the clear clear fruit as well.
- 2:15And he has this like monologue where he's explaining how Absalom stole his dream,
- 2:22and he's trying he is trying to make it sound like he wanted it
- 2:30for a real all truistic reasons for the good of the world, and then
- 2:38every time he starts to talk, the words nude girls interrupt the flow of
- 2:46speech and reveal his actual intent and what he really dreamed about. Because look,
- 2:55I'm not saying that there's nothing you could do with invisibility to make the
- 3:00world a better place. Like I'm sure there are things you could do,
- 3:05but it is a really tricky power to utilize in that way. And so
- 3:10when you're thinking about, like, oh, I want this specifically because I
- 3:14thought of a million ways to use it, I was sort of like,
- 3:17what do you mean. So once he blurts out nude girls as I,
- 3:21oh, okay, this all makes sense now, and the fact that he
- 3:27turns out to be like, we know he's a creep in his way,
- 3:31but he has never felt like exactly that kind of creep. I'm a little
- 3:36disappointed, but I also have to confess that it's a pretty funny bit.
- 3:40Like you know, if I there's a for those who are not aware of
- 3:46Reductress, it's basically like a feminist the Onion, And they had a headline
- 3:53one time that was woman sets aside her feminist viewpoints for thirty minutes to enjoy
- 4:01television show, which is genuinely like what you have to do a lot at
- 4:06the time is you've just got to shut off the critical part of your brain
- 4:13in order to let yourself enjoy a thing occasionally. And in this instance,
- 4:20if I decide to just look past the issues of consent and violating privacy and
- 4:29whatnot, if we're just going to dance right past that. The fact that
- 4:34Sanji was harboring a secret dream of getting this fruit for himself and this is
- 4:40something that he blames Absalom for is pretty good. But also the fact that
- 4:46he is out here to come at Absalom because of what Absalom is doing to
- 4:53Nami with this sanctimonious sort of energy. And then finding out that he he
- 5:00would have probably been doing the same things in a bigger sense. Not that
- 5:05Sanji would necessarily carry a woman away to try and forcefully marry her. I
- 5:10don't think he would. But the thing is about this kind of power,
- 5:15which is a story of the invisible Man, is that you first get this
- 5:18power and you're just like, oh, this is kind of cool, and
- 5:21then you get high on the fact that nobody can do jack shit to you.
- 5:30And thus part of me worries that Sanji, were he able to get
- 5:38his hands on that fruit, would have devolved into becoming this type of person
- 5:43eventually perhaps, And I don't like that thought, and I don't want to
- 5:45believe it, but I don't think it's out of the question. Which in
- 5:50the end, when Sanji is like, you know what, I actually am
- 5:55glad that I didn't get it. What I was hoping was that he was
- 6:00gonna say something like that, like it you know, I see what it
- 6:01did to you, and I don't want to experience that. But sadly no,
- 6:09his conclusion is I can peep just fine the way I am. It's
- 6:19such a shame, you guys, that I didn't watch this years and years
- 6:26ago. Because without the context that bothers me so much about this, that
- 6:32moment would have been so funny, you know what I mean, Like I
- 6:36can tell when I'm like that joke hits, even though now it really doesn't.
- 6:44But ah, that was almost like really good. And I so this
- 6:50is just one of those those sections where I'm like, I don't know how
- 6:57you update this, how you make this better today and still manage to keep
- 7:00it funny. But I will just address the fact that I can understand why
- 7:11people writing this who do not appreciate the concept of consent or you know,
- 7:16violating privacy would find it funny. I get it, and it just it
- 7:25just fell flat for me. But I really wish it hadn't because I could
- 7:30just ah, I can almost grasp it, I can almost enjoy it,
- 7:34really enjoy it, you know what I'm saying. So anyway, that is
- 7:41I really wanted to talk about that immediately, but I've got to back up
- 7:46a little bit and talk about the zombie generals are down in a Flash,
- 7:49which is the first of these three episodes. So when we pick this one
- 7:55back up, we are with us up in that room with Pirona and she
- 8:03attempts a quadruple negative attack, and all of her old animals are hanging around
- 8:13waiting to see him get taken down, and he stumbles and he almost falls,
- 8:18but he doesn't quite and then everybody looks around and realizes us up has
- 8:28robbed the negative ghosts of their will to live, and they are folded over
- 8:37and shaking and sad. You guys, this is I just love this so
- 8:50much. I love it so much. The last episode, with the fact
- 8:56that he wasn't affected by it, was already so good, but the fact
- 9:00that he is such a pessimist that the negativity ghosts can't handle him is truly
- 9:09genius. I love it. I love it. I love it. I
- 9:13love it. I love it. I really really do. Like I just
- 9:18I think, especially lately after having done a like, you know, fifteen
- 9:24minute long vent session before recording, everybody's got so much bad shit happening to
- 9:30them lately, that the feeling of being able to like harness your pessimism and
- 9:37your negativity as a weapon just feels like the one way to maybe make some
- 9:46forward progress when you've been feeling otherwise like you are screwed and you don't have
- 9:52any weapons left in your arsenal because you're real tired. So this is just
- 9:58delightful to me and and even better at least this is something that I am
- 10:05really curious about, like what other people's experience were if they're not watching the
- 10:11dub. But for me, the dub has some really excellent dialogue where the
- 10:20animals are looking at him and one of them says, what the hell is
- 10:26this guy? The patron saint of pessimism or something, and Usap says,
- 10:31not anyone in this entire world can defeat me in negativity and one of the
- 10:41animals responds, what a terrible source of self esteem? Oh my god.
- 10:50I just lot like, just yeah, you can't beat me. I am
- 10:56number one at hating everything, wanting to die and thinking I'm a worm.
- 11:03I mean, is this not a mood or what? Like? Come on?
- 11:07And then Musa starts to do this weird laugh and I'm like watching him,
- 11:13like why is he because he's sort of hopping when he's laughing, and
- 11:18I thought the camera was just pulling away from him. And then all of
- 11:24a sudden, one of them says, that's weird. He seems smaller all
- 11:30of a sudden, and another zombie says Oh, I think it's because he's
- 11:33backing away and he was really hoping that they wouldn't notice that and he'd be
- 11:39able to just bail. But now he has to do special attacks Salt Star,
- 11:45so he uses his Salt Star. I was hoping that he got all
- 11:48of them. He did not. He got like five of them. And
- 11:50then Perona, who by the way, collapsed as well when he got the
- 11:58ghosts, she was affected as well. So she gets up and he says,
- 12:03stay away from me, all of you, Saltstar, and she yells
- 12:07it's salt watch out, and the zombies all put their hands over their mouths
- 12:15and oos up runs away, yelling, oh why I have to call out
- 12:20Salt Star. Which is the thing that I find really weird about this,
- 12:28and I understand the need for it in the show, Like if you're going
- 12:35to try and establish the certain like techniques that people have to fight, and
- 12:39you want to have a moment where they get to see a new technique that
- 12:45they haven't before, and they recognize it's about to be a new technique because
- 12:48it's they've heard the names of the others and this is an unfamiliar name,
- 12:52and you want that drama. I get having people say things out loud,
- 12:58but I wish some of it were more like under their breath. And it
- 13:03depends on the character. Some characters do kind of do it like that where
- 13:07they just sort of whisper to themselves and it is not about the other person.
- 13:13But with us up in particular, I have felt for a long time
- 13:18like, if you're a prop based fighter, screaming out what you're about to
- 13:26use as your weapon doesn't feel like a smart way to go, you know
- 13:31what I'm saying. So yeah, I just I just was like thinking,
- 13:37why you're yelling salt Star? And he yelled at the first time, and
- 13:43they didn't cover their mouths, so I guess they needed Pirona to like mention
- 13:48it or else they wouldn't have noticed. But it did occur to me like
- 13:52he's screaming salt Star and nobody seems to be So I was glad that that
- 13:56wound up coming up and being something that counted against him. Let's see Cractice.
- 14:03Oh but yeah, that moment when Sanji becomes worse straw Hat. Yeah,
- 14:09Gabriella not gonna lie. I was expecting more rage, you know,
- 14:11Gabriella, I just don't have it in me today, Maybe on another day,
- 14:16you know, I would have been able to like muster some more.
- 14:20I think the fact, I think that like the shower scene with Nami really
- 14:26just took the cake in such a way that even with this, with the
- 14:31reveal that Sanjie is such a creep, at least it didn't involve like a
- 14:41hugely sexualized scene with Nami or another woman where they're being like oggled by the
- 14:48camera so to speak. I always say the camera, even though I recognize
- 14:52this is animated, so that's not really how this works, but you get
- 14:54what I mean. I think the fact that they sort of like used Nami
- 15:01the way they did in that scene made it so much worse for me.
- 15:05So at least this it's just like a concept of how awful Sangi is,
- 15:11but we don't have to watch it, so it doesn't quite hit as bad
- 15:16for me. Usup is my role model this arc, making depression his superpower.
- 15:22Yeah. Amen, so, and I love that us Up is really
- 15:26frustrated at the fact that these zombies keep interfering because he is like getting used
- 15:31to the fact that maybe he isn't useless. You know, he's finally able
- 15:35to do something to protect the rest of the team and buy them some time
- 15:41so that they can run off. And he is proud of himself for the
- 15:48first time with this team in a while. Not to say like that he
- 15:52hasn't done good things for them before, but frankly, the times that he
- 15:56has been in like in a position to really do a lot, he has
- 16:07been playing the role of sniper King, and so it feels a little bit
- 16:12different to me when he is just himself and that's not in the role of
- 16:18sniper King. Pretty much everybody knew who he was other than Lufy and Chopper,
- 16:25but he was still attempting to hide whether or not everyone else knew who
- 16:30he was. He was still like feeling such shame that he was literally covering
- 16:37his face because he felt so weird about being around everybody else. And now
- 16:42the team has made up, he has apologized, and the whole thing is
- 16:49a really different energy. So the fact that he gets to like throw himself
- 16:55in front of them for a change instead of the other way around. I
- 17:00am just really like, I hope that things wind up working out, because
- 17:07the zombies are chasing him and he thought he had his chance to really,
- 17:14like, you know, make an impression, and he eventually gets them out
- 17:22of the way in a really delightful scene where he fires a pepper star and
- 17:29gets them all to sneeze and like take their hands off of their mouths and
- 17:34then fire salt into their mouths again, so that in the end we just
- 17:40have him and Perona and what is his name, Kukusa. I'm trying to
- 17:47remember the name of the bear. But and there's something very funny as well
- 17:52about the fact that the person that he is up against, Perona, by
- 17:59the time us Up, is like coming after her. She wants no parts
- 18:03of this. She is like, Kumasi, thank you, Demian. Oh
- 18:10yeah. Gabrielle says it also works so well considering the mental state he was
- 18:12in last arc. That's this is him being the only one able to do
- 18:17this and it's special. Yeah. Agree, But yeah, Kumassy is like
- 18:23chasing him, and he is chasing Pirona, but he Pirona doesn't want to
- 18:29be fighting anymore. She's done and literally is asking Kumasy to like get us
- 18:34Up away from her. She isn't even really, I don't even feel like
- 18:40the way she's talking to Kumassy is like you've got to kill him. It's
- 18:44more like, can't you can't you distract him long enough that I can get
- 18:52out of here and I don't have to deal with him anymore, which,
- 18:55you know, that just feels very different, and the fact that Usap tends
- 19:02to be the one that runs away freaking out and tends to be the one
- 19:10that reaches a certain point in a fight and it's just like, Okay,
- 19:14well I'm done, so can we just wrap now? Because I personally feel
- 19:18like I don't want to do this anymore, and he's dealing with somebody who's
- 19:22doing the same thing. I really do enjoy that. And I also really
- 19:26like the fact that that Kumassy is like chasing us up toward Parona, so
- 19:37he's running from Kumassy. But there's a vibe like maybe USAP may not have
- 19:42continued to pursue this whole fight if he weren't being forced into chasing Pirona almost
- 19:51against his will, and I don't really think that's true. I feel like
- 19:55he probably would have felt an obligation to finish things with Pirona. But you
- 20:00know, if she was like, I don't want to fight anymore, I'm
- 20:03leaving, I could see him having a moment of like, oh, well
- 20:07good, maybe we don't have to fight, maybe we're done. And I
- 20:11think that probably in the end he would be like, well, I just
- 20:15can't you know, she's gonna go and re havoc somewhere else. I have
- 20:18to stop her. But now Kumasi is like and also the fact that Pirona
- 20:23wants Kumbassy to like get us Up away from her, but is literally chasing
- 20:27us Up toward her, which is extremely frustrating for her. This whole thing
- 20:32is just honestly, actually pretty funny. So finally he manages to take Kumassy
- 20:37down. It takes a little bit. Like Kumassy he thinks that he got
- 20:41him down, and this bear just like rises up again after us Up says
- 20:47something about like wow, for a stuffed bear, you wouldn't really think he'd
- 20:49be able to pack that much of a punch. And when Kumbassy stands up,
- 20:52he's so mad. But us Up is like that was a compliment,
- 20:56what the hell? But in the in the very end end of like the
- 21:00third episode, Pirona is literally like floating outside of the building, like right
- 21:10outside a window, so that he can't catch up to her exactly. He
- 21:15still has the weapons, of course that are like ranged weapons, so he
- 21:19could get her from where he's at. But the whole, like the way
- 21:26that it ends is a sort of standoff moment where she makes a threat and
- 21:30he kind of freaks out because it really seems like she is about to completely
- 21:34unleash, and I am wondering if there is anything that she can do,
- 21:41because you know, she's flying. That's all well and good, that's very
- 21:45intimidating. Flying is not a small superpower. But you've tried a lot of
- 21:53your tricks already and they haven't had all that much of an effect. What
- 21:56have you got left up your sleeve at this point? Well, say so,
- 22:00all right, let's go to Frankie and Zoro. We have a little
- 22:07bit of the two of them kind of talking about the situation and the fact
- 22:11that USUP is covering for them, and we jump pretty quickly from there into
- 22:17Brooke, who is fighting his shadow zombie and they have this like sword fight,
- 22:23one of those ones where it's just like the frantic moving around of a
- 22:29blade, but there's no real technique and there's nothing that you can follow as
- 22:33a viewer to like be impressed by, if that makes sense. Like I.
- 22:41It's not to say that I am not impressed, because I get the
- 22:45impression that this is actually like kind of a bad, badass fight. But
- 22:52you don't see any sword strokes. You just see a bunch of like hanging
- 22:56cuts in midair as their move really quickly, and eventually I felt so bad.
- 23:06Brooke gets like knocked on his ass very literally, and his skull is
- 23:11all broken, He's missing teeth, he looks like shit, frankly, and
- 23:18this dude is like just laid down and die with some dignity. But Brooke
- 23:26won't do it. He stands up, well now he sits up. He
- 23:30does not stand up and is kind of doing the Captain America. I could
- 23:36do this all day. Uma, for his part, is so fixated on
- 23:42taking away Brooks's fro. I just really resent. That's the only way I
- 23:53can say this. I really resent how much Ruma wants to humiliate Brooke.
- 24:03You know, it's one thing just wanting to beat him, which I already
- 24:07am kind of like, bo why dude, why do you care so much?
- 24:12I already kind of feel that way, But setting that aside, why
- 24:18do you want so much to make him feel terrible? It's just so spiteful
- 24:23and mean, and he'll know. I just can't get down with that.
- 24:29There are times where being petty feels like very satisfying when it is revenge for
- 24:37something that has been done. But this dude hasn't got a bone pick.
- 24:44Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm so so sorry. I'm not
- 24:49that sorry. Actually, I lie to you. He has a bone to
- 24:53pick? Is that that's going to be a joke that, like Brooke says
- 24:56himself at one point, right, feel like anyway? But I don't see
- 25:06why uma is so I almost did it again, dead set. I just
- 25:22don't get why he is after Brooke the way he is, except for,
- 25:29I suppose knowing that Brooke was like the original body for this shadow. But
- 25:37even so, you know, I mentioned before that I'm a little bit unsure
- 25:41about what he understands regarding killing Brooke, because he kills Brooke and he's basically
- 25:48killing himself as far as I understand it. I have mentioned that he seems
- 25:52like very different than the other zombies in some ways, but I think that
- 25:57if he kills Brooke, the shadow just disappears and then he himself drops it
- 26:03also, and I'm not sure that he knows that's what happens. So yeah,
- 26:07the fact that he is just going after him in this like really intense
- 26:11way. He then says, would you like me to sever with my arrow
- 26:21notch slash? And Brookes says, shut up. You don't know the first
- 26:29thing about that technique. You have no right to even speak its name.
- 26:36And I was like, ooh, why, Like it's one thing to just
- 26:41be like, don't use my technique against me or whatever. It's another thing
- 26:45to be that kind of protective of it where it's you are being blasphemous.
- 26:52You know. That felt like the accusation here. And he says, the
- 27:00quick draw attack that I was most skilled at when I was with my crew
- 27:03was called requiem lebander role. However, my comrades and arms renamed it in
- 27:14regard to my own sword fighting technique. They called it three verse humming aero
- 27:19notch slash. Even if you share my personality and my techniques, you've forgotten
- 27:27my memories and all the feelings attached to them, which means that you will
- 27:33not use that name. And this has me really curious because the fact that
- 27:41he has mentioned using this technique, and I may be wrong about this,
- 27:47You guys. But I was assuming that it was a technique, you know
- 27:53what, I then it isn't. It isn't because I was gonna say I
- 27:56was assuming it was a technique linked to his devil fruit. But if his
- 28:00crew renamed it, he was alive when he used it, so it's not
- 28:06a devil Fruit technique. And thus I was going to be like, can
- 28:11Riuma actually even use it? Because from what I've seen, the shadows don't
- 28:15carry devil fruit powers. But that's not the case here. That's not even
- 28:18the thing. Okay, never mind. I got myself all twisted around,
- 28:22but once I stopped to think about it, I realized. So Riuma says,
- 28:27you know, this will be your last chance to take down the fake,
- 28:30so if you're gonna do it, you better get up. And Brooke
- 28:34does manage to actually stand up. He is in bad shape though, this
- 28:38poor dude, like it's a really I'm sure as an animator, a difficult
- 28:45thing to get across that a skeleton is in bad shape, but they've managed
- 28:52it. He really looks like shit. So he's walking forward and there's like
- 28:57a whole moment where it looks like that's it. He's dead, and I
- 29:03was upset. We have more flashbacks to him with his friends, to him
- 29:08with the with laboon, to the ship, everything like that, and then
- 29:18all of a sudden, we have Riuma lifting his blade and he's like,
- 29:26all right, I think I'm gonna go ahead and take this this afro And
- 29:33then Frankie and Zoro step in. They appear to rescue Brooke from being shaved
- 29:45from getting a haircut, and Riuma is like, how dare you interfere with
- 29:49my battle? And at first he goes after Frankie. He doesn't even see
- 29:53Zoro, and Zoro steps between them and says, are you the legendary samurai
- 30:02that slayed a dragon in ancient times? And I really expected there to be
- 30:10like the way that he says this. Am I meant to remember this the
- 30:18dragon slaying samurai? Has Zoro mentioned this before? I'm it's just like the
- 30:25way he says it. It felt like a callback. But I you know,
- 30:30this is such a long running show, and I definitely lose track of
- 30:34stuff, so this is something that I didn't remember, and I'm just curious
- 30:41if it's been mentioned or if this is sort of a new a new thing
- 30:45being brought up because he says something like I've been really hoping to meet you,
- 30:49and I was like, you have, because that's news to me.
- 30:53Between this and finding out that like secretly Sanji was hoping for the clear clear
- 31:02fruit this whole time, everybody's got these like secret dreams that I didn't know
- 31:04about. Krato says, nope, first time, Okay, noted, But
- 31:11yeah, Zoro is he's facing off with this guy and he definitely has a
- 31:18moment where he is like that sword is that my imagination or is this supposed
- 31:30to be like one of the legendary swords? And rumas like, oh,
- 31:38you've got a really good eye. Yeah, you're right, it is.
- 31:44And while this is all happening, I did really enjoy this part. Frankie
- 31:51is still like holding Brooke right like cradling him basically while Brooke is on the
- 31:56floor, and Frankie says something to Brook about how like if you if your
- 32:06pride will allow it. I think it's the way he phrases it, Zora
- 32:12would like to get your shadow back for you. And I liked the way
- 32:16he put it because you know there would be people who would just be like,
- 32:20no, this is something I must do myself. Brooke does not have
- 32:22that compunction. Brooke is immediately like, yes, oh my god, please
- 32:28get my shadow back. Oh my god, I'm begging you, please,
- 32:30please, thank you, And eventually Zora has to tell him to shut the
- 32:32fuck up. But the fact that Brooke is so the pride thing just not
- 32:43a factor. He doesn't care. And yeah, so this is indeed one
- 32:49of the twenty one legendary swords of the highest grade, A famed black blade
- 32:55with a reverse waved temper line no as the clear Autumn Wind shoo shui,
- 33:04consider yourself fortunate to cast your eyes on it. Autumn Wind is actually a
- 33:13super dope name that I like a lot. I recognize that it's probably corny
- 33:22like this. The thing about being corny, you guys, is how very
- 33:29subjective that is, and how like high your tolerance is. Cornyness really is
- 33:36in the eye of the beholder, And there are times where you're going to
- 33:38see something as incredibly corny and another person will see it as cool, or
- 33:43you will see it as corny and so does the other person, but they
- 33:45like it despite themselves, even though they understand that really it is kind of
- 33:50corny, but that's kind of part of its charm. And that's kind of
- 33:53where I'm at with this where Autumn Wind, I recognize isn't a badass name,
- 34:00really, but I really like it a lot, I really do.
- 34:04And also the fact that it's got like this weird red rippling in the blade
- 34:08and something about that, you know, thinking about like fall leaves and red
- 34:14leaves. I don't know if that's like a purposeful link, but I'm assuming
- 34:17that is. I am really looking forward to seeing more of this blade and
- 34:24what it can do, because what we get is Zoro saying, all right,
- 34:30well, I'm going to fight you for this sword and I'm gonna take
- 34:31it, and I am certain he is going to eventually end up with this
- 34:38blade. I love though. This is a moment that made me actually a
- 34:45lol. Was after Zoro says I'm going to fight you and beat you and
- 34:51take your sword. Brooke from the Ground exclaims like a like high school girl
- 35:00who has just seen the Beatles, and just you're so cool, and I
- 35:08just can't. I just don't get tired of anybody being impressed by their friends
- 35:19into that level. It's the sort of thing that I almost envy at this
- 35:22point in my life. They get so pumped and like caught up in the
- 35:28moment when Zoro or Lufy or anybody is like really doing a badass thing and
- 35:36can just step back and be like, this is amazing. And I wish
- 35:42that I still had the ability to let go of my attachment to irony and
- 35:51you know, self reference and whatever, to be able to just really go,
- 35:58oh my god, you're so cool and mean it. You know,
- 36:01I love that for them And Brooke, I don't know if you know,
- 36:07you are the same type of gullible exactly that Chopper is. But Chopper is
- 36:14like the only other one who really is a consistent cheerleader for everybody and seems
- 36:21to buy into the persona people are trying to get everybody else to believe.
- 36:25And you know, there's value to being able to see through that, of
- 36:30course, but there is something very sweet about there being a person who doesn't
- 36:37have that. Like I wasn't going to even say skepticism, cynicism, I
- 36:43guess really is what it is. And I like that we have these characters.
- 36:50And I wouldn't mind if Brooke was just as eager to believe as Chopper
- 36:57is with everybody you know anyway, So yeah, that is that is the
- 37:04way that things sort of wrap up there for a moment. We Um,
- 37:09I'm sort of, you know, having to jump around a lot because there
- 37:14are so many other things going on. But I'm gonna go over to Lufy
- 37:17for a moment because he's over here with fucking uh Maria. Is that his
- 37:25name? Like the minds of Maria. I just realize that that's a thing.
- 37:31Oh, Demian is in a chat says it is a callback but to
- 37:36one of Oda's earlier mangas, the Living Huma was a character in that and
- 37:40he did slay a dragon in that manga. Oh it was a story called
- 37:45Monsters in a collection of one shots called Wanted. Okay, I feel like
- 37:52you guys have mentioned wanted to me before. M all right, thank you,
- 37:58Demian. But so Lufy with Maria, this uh, this dude has
- 38:08figured out how to like employ his own shadow as a bodyguard, and that
- 38:16already is just really awesome. But then it turns out like he can do
- 38:24all sorts of shit with that shadow, and the shadow is like a solid
- 38:30it's able to split itself into parts. At one point, Lufy does gatling
- 38:38like gum gum gatling, and the shadow splits into a bunch of little circles
- 38:47and just absorbs the attack like tons of tiny little shields, and I just
- 38:54really thought that was unfair, you know, the fact that he can do
- 38:58that with them. And then after after he's like done his gattling attack and
- 39:07it doesn't work, he's sort of just standing there kind of yelling about it,
- 39:10like that's not fair. And then all of a sudden, all the
- 39:15little like dark circles that are his shadow that's they turn into bats and just
- 39:22sprout wings and begin to attack him, which, for the record, Lufy
- 39:28does not handle particularly well. He really is irritated by these fucking bats,
- 39:35which I can't blame him for. But the thing that he's fighting for is
- 39:42Maria has promised. Well I say promised, that's not really true, but
- 39:46he basically tells Lufy, if you want all these zombies to be called off,
- 39:52you're going to have to beat me and get me to order a retreat
- 40:00essentially, And I really enjoy when he's like, how do you like expect
- 40:09to accomplish what you need to and Lufy just says, obviously by kicking your
- 40:14ass. So he says, if you're able to beat me, then all
- 40:23right, I'll issue the you know, but what Lufy wents up doing.
- 40:30There's a moment later where he's like, it's like he's on the parallel bars,
- 40:37you know, at the Olympics, and he is holding onto the railing
- 40:44and swings his weight up and gets Maria himself, not the shadow, like
- 40:52in the face, with a kick, which Maria says is cheating, and
- 40:59I say, having your shadow fight for you is cheating, kay, Maria.
- 41:06It's just as much cheating as Lufy attacking that way, which is to
- 41:12say, it's not cheating. It's just using the tools that you have the
- 41:15way you can. And there's nothing wrong with that. But that's the way
- 41:20it always is with bullies. You do the exact same thing they did,
- 41:23and all of a sudden it's not okay anymore, and it's just they move
- 41:27goalposts like crazy. So I want to talk about the Lufy zombie for a
- 41:37minute here, because one thing that's happening in this first episode with everybody all
- 41:45over the island is they are experiencing these tremors and nobody is sure why it's
- 41:52happening. At one point, Zoro says something like, what it's probably just
- 41:57an earthquake, and I'm like, Zora, baby, how do you think
- 42:00that's possible. You're not on land like you are, but like, there's
- 42:08this is not the kind of thing that that would happen the way you're talking
- 42:13about. And eventually a bunch of zombies come and report to Maria or no,
- 42:22they come and report to Absalom. My bad that nine hundred has gone
- 42:31and like grabbed the rudder of the ship and is like fucking around with it,
- 42:39and Absalom is like, wait, what why, Like isn't he on
- 42:49our side. I don't understand why he would be doing this. And I'm
- 42:53thinking to myself, you guys saw how little he gives a shit about sides.
- 43:00I don't know why you're surprised by this, and like he the way
- 43:05that Lufy is like pulling on this chain, I mean, the speed of
- 43:08it. It is really disruptive. And Absalom is pissed because the way it's
- 43:15shaking everything. He's trying to kiss Nami and he can't like get to her
- 43:22because the shaking of the island is causing her to like shift exactly out of
- 43:28his way every time, which is really funny because you know the thing that
- 43:31I said last episode which was like, this is invalid either way, and
- 43:36they're acting like if he does manage to land a kiss, then she can't
- 43:40get out of this marriage. Of course she can, but the show was
- 43:45like, no, no, no, but really, we have to find
- 43:47a way that he can't kiss her, and so they just decide to have
- 43:52the entire place shake her out of his path, which feels like, I
- 43:59guess that's a solution, but it feels like a little bit more than we
- 44:00need here. So Absolom in response to what Lufy is doing, he sends
- 44:09all the zombie generals to deal with Lufy, and Lufy turns and I'm saying,
- 44:15Lufy, I'm sorry the Lufy zombie Oars. I just hate the name
- 44:21Oars so much. But it's fine, we'll go with it. So they're
- 44:24talking about how they have to bring him down. One of them says,
- 44:28start with the feet, and all of a sudden, Oars like vanishes from
- 44:35the spot, and everybody's like, where the hell did he go? What's
- 44:38happening? And somebody else says, well, he's humongous, there's nowhere that
- 44:45he can hide. And as they're standing there looking around, we see Oars
- 44:52plummeting toward the earth, and he says, now, gum gum, though
- 44:59it's not rubber gatling, and he just does the gatling attack without turning his
- 45:08arms into rubber, which, as it turns out, is just as effective
- 45:14when you are nine feet tall and way a million pounds. So yeah,
- 45:23he I thought it was just going to be that he basically landed on all
- 45:28of them, you know, like a giant anvillain, just squashed them.
- 45:32But no, he spread his attack out and he got all of them,
- 45:37and it's like he really laid absolutely every single one of them out. And
- 45:45when one of the like only zombies left standing who witnessed this, goes back
- 45:50and tells Absalom, He's like, what the fuck he took out? Those
- 45:54are our strongest guys. There is no way and the zombies like, I
- 45:59don't know what's to tell you. That is what happened. I saw.
- 46:02You could go check if you would like, but they have been squashed and
- 46:10throughout all of this, By the way, Nami is still unconscious. So
- 46:15that's rough. But yeah, isn't or supposed to be on our side?
- 46:20Why is he revolting against us? Zombies are made to be obedient. It's
- 46:24in their nature. We can't let him keep up all this rampaging. I'm
- 46:31over here kind of delighted by this. And it turns out that Maria when
- 46:39he's talking to Lufy is because I was like, why is he so unconcerned
- 46:45about this? And it turns out that, like all zombies, retain a
- 46:51shadow of the personality of the person they came from up to a point,
- 46:55and then like as time passes, it begins to go away. And I
- 47:05don't know why, you guys, but that was like chilling to me,
- 47:07the fact that it doesn't it's not just like it doesn't just stay that there's
- 47:15a sort of time limit and if no matter how strong the personality, eventually
- 47:23they will just become an obedient like automaton. You know, automaton. I
- 47:30think it's automaton as the way you say that that on me out so bad.
- 47:37I just had this levely mental image of this like huge giant creature that
- 47:42was going to make all their lives hell forever. And it turns out that,
- 47:46according to Maria, they just have to kind of wait it out and
- 47:50then he'll be manageable. Now I say this, but I also do want
- 47:54to point out waiting it out when this guy is causing the kind of damage
- 48:00he is isn't as easy as it sounds like. I am not sure exactly
- 48:06how much damage Maria was prepared for, but it isn't like it's looking like
- 48:15this whole ship is potentially gonna get fucked up by this dude. And once
- 48:22he falls back into line, it may be that he's caused so much damage
- 48:28it's not really gonna do any good, or you know what I'm saying.
- 48:31So I don't know whether or not the fact that it loses its personality is
- 48:38going to save them, but I really didn't like that prospect and finding out
- 48:46that this is a temporary thing. So Okay, I've jumped around a lot.
- 48:52I'm going to continue doing that. You guys know what I'm talking about.
- 48:57The fight with a little bats do like that moment a lot. So
- 49:02all right, let's go to Zoro because he is he is fighting rhyuma.
- 49:12I want to make sure that I'm not missing anything here, you guys,
- 49:15because the way that the story like jumps from one person to another and fucking
- 49:22oars at one point, is just angry that everybody is ruining his fun,
- 49:29as he puts it, and he apparently like where he what he's been trying
- 49:35to do is get to the ocean. I was so disappointed, y'all.
- 49:39I really thought he was going to swallow the water. There's really, if
- 49:45we're being honest, there is no way that you swim in salt water and
- 49:53don't swallow some salt like that's just an impossible thing to do. If you
- 49:58like lick your lips, if you open your mouth at all, it's just
- 50:02going to happen. So I thought for sure we were just going to see
- 50:07that as a matter of course. But what we find out he first of
- 50:15all, he doesn't I don't know if it's just that ors doesn't know how
- 50:22to swim, because he just doesn't know how to swim. He sinks.
- 50:29He says something like this sucks, I'm drowning, which I don't know why,
- 50:32but that fucking cracked me up. Is that that's not because of the
- 50:37devil fruit, right, because he can't do any of the other devil fruit
- 50:39stuff. So I'm assuming that he is not vulnerable to the swimming thing that
- 50:47devil fruit will do to you. But either way, he starts to sink,
- 50:54and I think one of the other zombies like rescues him in this Dude,
- 51:00what the fuck you know that you can't swallow salt? And I was
- 51:04like, does he because he says like, is it your first day?
- 51:07And I'm like, it literally is yes, And then he says, at
- 51:13your size, a little won't do any harm, but you've got to be
- 51:19careful. And I was disgusted. I was so annoyed, you guys.
- 51:25I really thought that was it. We had it wrapped up. He was
- 51:30going to swallow this water, and of no, it turns out that there
- 51:37has to be a certain amount that he swallows. When I tell you,
- 51:40I was so annoyed. I am serious, you guys, What the fuck?
- 51:47Anyway? So he the whole thing with Oars is so weird, and
- 51:58I really don't know where we're going with this because the fact that the fact
- 52:06that he has like Lufy's personality, but he doesn't remember any of Lufy's friends.
- 52:12You know, there was no moment where Lufy where ors sees them and
- 52:16it's like, oh hey guys, or I wonder why they're familiar to me.
- 52:20There was none of that. And yet he has no real interest in
- 52:25fighting unless people stop him from doing fun stuff. It doesn't seem this is
- 52:31all such a weird collection of traits to put into this one creature. I
- 52:40really don't know what we're doing here. I am going to like the I'm
- 52:49going to go back really quick to the thing with Sanji and Absalom, because
- 52:53I didn't talk too much about the actual fighting, and I should because it's
- 53:01actually really funny the whole thing with Sanji, and this was a new way
- 53:07to do this that I liked. So we know that his achilles heel every
- 53:12time that he has been fighting anybody, it kept being a beautiful woman,
- 53:17or in the case of mister Too, I think that mister two could turn
- 53:24into what looked like Nami and get Sanji completely off his guard because he thinks
- 53:34it's Nami and so he can't hurt her and whatever. And it's very dumb,
- 53:39but it was funny in its way what we get this time, since
- 53:45it actually is Nami. We get instead him saying who is this? Is
- 53:54this a princess? And it turns out he just keeps on getting confused about
- 54:07Nami being who she is and having to remind himself that it's just Nami.
- 54:13And I think it's supposed to be that because she's like dressed up in this
- 54:16gown and everything that she is, she just looks like a different person maybe,
- 54:22or just looks more beautiful even than usual. But it causes him to
- 54:28stop and stare at her a few times and completely forget about the fight,
- 54:32and Absalom does the same thing, and then eventually they have a little like
- 54:39moment where they are commiserating on how hot she is and how good she looks
- 54:46in white. I think it's I think as Absalam that says something like,
- 54:52the only thing that looks better No, I think it's Sanji. The only
- 54:55thing that looks better in white is Rice something like that. Nuinely, like,
- 55:01I really cannot approve. I can't of them like reaching a point with
- 55:10each other where they can be buds, because they're both objectifying this girl against
- 55:19her will. So I'm just gonna say that right off, right out of
- 55:23the gate, that like, I don't I don't like it, but there
- 55:30is a part of me that kind of enjoyed the fact that when Sanji starts
- 55:36to fight, he is intermittently yelling at Absalom, but then also like kind
- 55:44of doing the same things as Absalom, to the point where there's I think
- 55:47the priest and somebody else who are both zombies, I'm pretty sure, are
- 55:52watching this fight and talking about how Sanji is just like Absalom, and a
- 56:00Salam calls Sanji a jealous pervert, and the priest just yells, takes one
- 56:07to no one. Takes one to no One was one of those insults when
- 56:19I was in like fifth grade that felt so devastating, like there was nothing
- 56:23to be said. Once somebody says takes one to no one, that was
- 56:29the end of it. They just completely destroyed you, and you may as
- 56:32well just get your toys and go home. But him and Absalom start fighting,
- 56:38and Absalom is like really bewildered at the fact that Sanji is able to
- 56:43kick him into the wall like a couple times, and eventually he really takes
- 56:49him down that way, and he says, I now pronounce you man and
- 56:52wall, which is the worst fucking line in the world. But Absalom was
- 57:00assembled out of, as he puts it, like six hundred pounds of different
- 57:07animal parts. So this dude is like humongous. He did not look that
- 57:15big to me when he says he said six hundred pounds, I was like,
- 57:19what where, but he thinks that he is going to be more than
- 57:25a match for any of the human beings that try to come up against him,
- 57:31and is startled at the fact that Sanji lays him on his ass so
- 57:36easily, and Sanjie does it a couple of times, and then finally,
- 57:44all of a sudden, he's like, I'm going to need you to get
- 57:49rid of those bazukas that you have strapped to your arms. And I'm like,
- 57:54excuse me, because what Absalom kept saying was that he was going to
- 58:00use like a technique, and it turns out he's basically like faking it,
- 58:07and he has these things that he's been hiding, and apparently his little henchman
- 58:15didn't know he was doing this either. And I think the bit is supposed
- 58:22to be that Sanji knows the kind of fruit because he wanted it for himself
- 58:30and knows that the power Absalom keeps using isn't part of what that fruit can
- 58:37do. Correct me if I'm wrong, and that's why he is aware that
- 58:43what he's doing isn't actually like a power. But yeah, the whole thing,
- 58:50it's just such a weird moment, and Sanjie gives him a couple of
- 58:58chances to do it, to obey and take them off. Oh hear there,
- 59:01I see him now, and he gets so angry that he says or
- 59:09I'm gonna explode, and these guys are like watching him as he does and
- 59:16said they say out loud, he just did. He exploded, And again,
- 59:22new guys, I was taking it as literally, like he was on
- 59:27fire in the last section, and then I changed my mind and I was
- 59:30like, I'm pretty sure it's meant to be metaphorical, but then they say,
- 59:35here, he just did, And now I'm back to thinking like,
- 59:38oh wait, is it literal? Is it supposed to be that he actually
- 59:43is on fire? I am not entirely clear on this, and I'm not
- 59:46sure if it's supposed to be clear. It may just be that you're because
- 59:52I think Florian said something like you could take it either way. But I
- 59:58really really want to know what's supposed to be Cannon here because I can't tell.
- 1:00:04And oh my god, I love Absalom telling him this is that's why
- 1:00:08you have the scrudge against me because of the fruit. That is the most
- 1:00:13petty thing I've ever heard, And both of the zombies off to the side,
- 1:00:16just like nod very seriously and say that's the word petty, Like they're
- 1:00:22really reprimanding Sanji in this scene. Oh you know what, you guys,
- 1:00:29I'm looking at this, and I was saying that Absalom was like faking having
- 1:00:32this power. But these bazookas are like not hidden, they're on the outside
- 1:00:37of his jacket. Was he wearing another jacket before? Like, wait a
- 1:00:45second, I'm all confused because there's like a second earlier. No, maybe
- 1:00:52they were. I thought that it was supposed to be that he was like
- 1:00:54faking a thing. But because the strap a dark brown and his jacket is
- 1:01:01this like navy blue, it might be black, so it blends in a
- 1:01:06lot, and I didn't even really see that he was wearing them on the
- 1:01:09outside. So now I'm thinking, I'm completely misinterpreted what was supposed to be
- 1:01:15happening here. I thought that Absalom had been pretending, No, he had
- 1:01:21him hidden, right, because he says something like how could he know about
- 1:01:24that? I'm sorry, guys, it's been a bit of a you know,
- 1:01:30a week, so forgive me if I got this all wrong and mixed
- 1:01:34up. But suffice to say, Sanji has to like pick Namie up and
- 1:01:39figure out how to fight with her while he's holding her and keep her away
- 1:01:45from harm because he's super worried about her getting hit by like the crossfire,
- 1:01:51and Absalom knows that, so he's using it to his advantage and at one
- 1:01:55point just fucking drives a sword right through Sanji. He's back to which I
- 1:02:00was like, you use swords. I didn't see a sword. That feels
- 1:02:04unfair. I wasn't aware that we had weapons going on here. You were
- 1:02:07told to take off your bazukas, and now you just pull a sword out.
- 1:02:12But eventually Sangi shoots him into the wall and that is the end of
- 1:02:17that. And as for actual Lufy, he is still in the middle of
- 1:02:24this fight with like Maria's shadow that is not resolved. And the third episode
- 1:02:30ends with Usa following Pirna out the window, or not following her but getting
- 1:02:34to the window and seeing her there and that that I've already talked about.
- 1:02:37So sorry I had to jump around so much, but oh, Demian says
- 1:02:47he made Wait, sorry, there's a bunch of chat that I missed here.
- 1:02:52Remember that Lufy also doesn't know how to swim, even before his devil
- 1:02:54didn't know how? Oh didn't he? Oh? I didn't remember that.
- 1:02:58Florian says, he made the clear clear like invisible. Oh oh so just
- 1:03:07the bazoo Oh okay, so that's why I was so confused. Okay,
- 1:03:10I see he made the fucking bazooka invisible. Got it? Demian says,
- 1:03:15remember in his lobby, Sanji did his diable jamba. I don't know if
- 1:03:21I'm saying that right where he turned his leg red hot with friction when someone
- 1:03:25asked Oda and a q and a how that doesn't burn? Odas says,
- 1:03:28While it's while his leg burns hot, his heart burns hotter. So I
- 1:03:31think this is actual literal fire. Okay. Interesting, I do not remember
- 1:03:38that, though I'm forgive me. There has been a lot happening, so
- 1:03:43I did not remember that. But okay, I liked that. I wanted
- 1:03:46him to have like a fire thing because I felt appropriate somehow. And I
- 1:03:50also really liked the look of him with his hair floating when he's got the
- 1:03:52fire surrounding him, especially with the cigarette. For some reason, the fact
- 1:03:58that he's like smoking literally in the midst of a fire. It's very funny,
- 1:04:04all right, guys, I'm gonna wrap up. Thank you all so
- 1:04:06much for hanging out with me and for bearing with me as I vented because
- 1:04:11of things. Appreciate you all so much and looking forward to next week.
- 1:04:15Until then to loom motherfucker's That was an unspoiled Network podcast.