Latest / Rotgrind - Narrative Declaration / Rotten Manors
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- all righty chat are you ready for another exciting episode of rot grind i should probably look at my microphone yui how bad was it how bad was it could have been worse i think next intro we could uh i just need one of you to like just just lose your mind as if like all the stress of the world has finally got to you and just have like a trash bad you just out of this is a bunch of activity you should everybody else goes dead silent yeah on a stomach to throat and just see what happens yeah just start puking as one does i do it i do that every time oh rock runs here yeah welcome to another exciting episode of rock ring jet thanks for coming back visiting us remember you can watch us live on youtube and twitch if you're listening to us either on podcast form or listening or watch listening and or watching the pod on youtube and stuff like that and also thank you to our patreon supporters at narrative declaration.com forward slash patreon thank you all for kicking ass and helping us out so crew so folks i would like to uh it was like one one random thing that's happened i think our our anniversary or so of finally being partnered on twitch or whatever is coming up next episode so yippee we're doing this for a good while so thanks everybody for supporting us there but of course your support also helps all the amazing players here in rock grind starting off with hello hello i'm odo i'm playing vena the sylph swashbuckler and uh i hope everybody had a happy thanksgiving i hope you ate just absolutely disgusting amounts of food i know i did because i had to cook all of it and we've been eating leftovers since thursday i've had so much mac and cheese please somebody send help yeah we'll have to go to your house and eat it all uh next up we the one that'll get the first bite is hulky crow that's true i always do and that is me hulky crow hello again i hope you're staying warm if it's managed to snow near you in the northern hemisphere it is not yet for me and i'm very happy but i'm just as happy to be back here i'll of course be playing the kanrasu cleric rahua and yeah i'm just i'm i'm thankful that there's not any more snow on the ground not for another 12 hours at least yeah it was thanksgiving thing that could be your thing for this one what's everyone thankful for if you want to read you want to take a hit oh no oh i'm uh i i'm i'm thankful i can't think of a funny bit for this uh i'm thankful for you guys no i'm thankful to play ttrpgs with my buds wow i'm glad you're here okay is that the thing you're actually thankful for or we're gonna we're gonna keep that on record no i mean i am thankful for that but i i i hate doing like bits for this because i am genuinely grateful for all of you and the opportunities i've been afforded like especially through through this and all the extremely cool people i've gotten to work with over at the raccoons team and the extended family from that y'all are wonderful i'm i am blessed to get the opportunities that i do yeah no worries you don't have to make this one funny but of course the one who busts my guts every time it's arendelle this is correct i do attack his stomach quite frequently it is to dislodge all of the organs but it doesn't work his organs are too tough and i am playing i am arendelle and i am playing as baldrick weathers the human alchemist and what i am thankful for is my beautiful girlfriend sophie sophie elliott i love her very much no super sweet she's very cool and now i will pass the buck over to to speaker to say something uh reproachful that will make me sad yeah the one who potentially might be reproachful and revolutionary is our speaker d hi it's me the reproachable speaker d uh and i am thankful for oh god i guess it's my turn to be funny well first i take all of you for granted uh i don't appreciate anything uh that's ever happened to me i deserve everything everything good will just keep happening to me forever or else um i am thankful for uh global warming gotta keep that up i want i want more of it i'm thankful for world hunger um yeah i sucks yeah i'm i'm thankful you know how when like you brush your teeth and then like food tastes terrible for like 30 minutes to an hour afterwards i'm really thankful for that thank god for that i'm also very thankful for my girlfriend and my beautiful dog roshi and all of you fucks no whoa that was terrible is that roshi saying hello to us no that's me attacking pp and of course we have our illustrious game master thurston human hello it's me it's thurston i i am you know the uncalled gm and i am thankful for the wrestler mick foley also known as mankind that's a great thing to be thankful for right yeah absolutely that's everything and i guess my partner you know jay meet your toes turn they're pretty great you know but also mick foley uh hi everyone uh good to see you well damn it now i have to shout out my partner that's right no no you you you fucked that up yeah you had your chance to oh no you had your chance to be sincere and heartfelt to your loved ones and you chose not to hey you chose we missed the bus that's okay it's okay hulky you can tell you can tell ollie right now if you want yeah he's he's napping in the other room he he knows i love him go punch him just know that it's late go punch him punch him in his kidneys now hey um hey arendell yeah that's right says please stop with the squeaky toy my dog's going crazy trying to find it for all the poor bastards with speakers on or listen to us on a tv arendell could you please uh humor me please stop punching uli please stop punching uli but it's the only way i can relieve my stress we don't beat dog here but um but i am zorn the bear i am your host for this evening i'm playing orin the strict druid and i'm very thankful to everyone here our amazing community pretty much everybody or so because without you guys we wouldn't be here so thank you all very much for for chilling with us and stuff and supporting everything that we do and stuff that it's been able to allow us to go this long and been able to have tons of laughs make a bunch of goofs all sorts of things so absolutely uh appreciate every single one of you texas never sugar no no no texas can eat my ass like we're not touching that but uh with that thurston uh what horrors do you have for us today i don't know someone on a recap every time you pass it over to me and then i'm like recap and then someone else has to go yeah i'm allowing you to take control there you're passing the volleyball to thurston and he just spikes it onto somebody's face i think i think hulky you want to give it a shot this time it's true hulky hulky did want to give it a shot hulky and erendil so if you guys want to share share it that's fine with me but no no hulky hulky wanted that hero point apparently i am currently out of hero points that is true yeah and you clearly don't need them in your current situation no i i think i'll be okay i think i'll be okay well erendil do you want to do you want to share this or do you want me to take a stab at first before i let you get all the funny details no man you go you go and get what you can and i'll fill in the blanks when it's necessary okay so last time on rot grind the party began their assault on sacristy manor encountering the security system out in front which happened to be a number of blizzard born uh the fight was not as straightforward as we initially might have assumed as we definitely took a lot of damage fighting those funny ice creatures that also had a tendency to explode when struck despite this we managed to pull through some blindings and freezing nonsense aside and overcome them making our way to the front door now in the party's typical fashion we attempted to enter sacristy manor and as it would turn out the owner of the establishment very much likes his traps and trying to open the door triggered a fireball rune which incinerated everybody but baldric who was smart enough to not stand in front of the door however yeah we didn't die we managed to make our way inside to the gilded and gauche interior of the foyer noticing a number of gilded features like two candlesticks an odd portrait gold statues in the corners of the room but it would appear entering the room and gazing upon the portrait of a small boy which would end up being one sandal declin was very very wrong and that portrait was also cursed in some way causing massive mental damage to some of our party members while eventually overcoming this the horrors indeed kept coming as from the lower left hand corner of the room emerged upon shiri assassin the same variety who nearly killed the party two sessions prior however unlike the quan shiri assassins late shiri assassins this one could in fact speak a change of pace from the previous ones who had their tongues removed guarantee silence and when this individual spoke they were quite emphatic about the fact that something is very wrong here that we needed to leave upon closer inspection it was determined that this assassin could speak by virtue of a rotten lump in their mouth and a abscess which acted as a tongue but not like a tongue they controlled really the rot allowing them to speak as it were through our dialogue with them be determined that there is a master above and a master below the one above being the wonderful party boy sandal and someone in the dark below being cademen furthermore massive and hitherto possibly unfathomable rot presences nearby that which we are yet to discover is causing terrible things to happen in the mansion some other details you may have learned is that the portrait of sandal on the wall the portrait of sandal on the wall was earmarked by descriptions bearing the son of the son of the discoverer and the son of the son of the explorer something that will no doubt come to pass or learn more about in the coming hours ahead the only other note that the only other note that i had from last session is this house is cursed this house is cursed this house is cursed the house is cursed this house is cursed it is all rotten reality is dying inside and that is the summary that i have did i miss anything important i think the house is cursed is cursed uh it might be there just maybe we need to see no i think i think that's about right uh the only thing that you you ended up missing was that uh the lump in the assassin's mouth at first was not a lump of rot it was just a normal ass tongue that had somehow been grafted into his mouth but as he attempted to leave the uh the mansion uh the tongue immediately dissolved into a muck of rot that proceeded to slip down the back of his throat and nearly kill him we managed to save him and he's now resting uncomfortably behind the couch at the bottom left of the screen uh we can't see him there we can only pray that he'll be there when we get back because he's currently stabilized and unconscious oh and we also gave him some literature yeah you gave him some of course there was no we in that there's always a we in my literature he's eepy there is no we in revolution there is only an i how about the revolution you true revolution oh no that's just something that you're supposed to do interpersonally like in your own special journey no no no no no don't do anything please don't hurt any cops that's evil tan hauser all right we return to our group assembled in the foyer of this this this strange manor house the the quan shear uh fellow is fallen onto the couch all of you sort of had a chance to you know hover a little bit of your senses from everything that's gone on there is a moment of of silence as the door has slammed shut and then you hear something it comes from from the east from you know coming from under the the doors that lead to the south uh east and the east and the east and you just hear this hush hush hush hush hush sound like like uh like footsteps or like somebody is crunching dare i ask like it's some kind of like crunching sound oh man i didn't know that sandal's grandpa was an ice chewer i don't think he is damn all right well seeing as how you all have determined that the uh house is quite heavily trapped with potentially deadly components twice now moving as a group on this or are we fanning out i think it's best that we stick together i think it would be incredibly bad if one of us split up stumbled into a trap and uh couldn't get help we are the fucking skimmy duke please please give me the session where you all scatter to different parts of this manner i beg you orange saggy gorgamonger scoopy lit up gang you need to understand i want to view everything that is around and you can absolutely view everything if you're careful and don't just sprint into the room what you know sometimes sometimes people roll bad on this program urndil i i don't know if that's ever occurred to you got it you and rahua will go into one room because you'll have two sets of bad roles going in one direction which will equal roughly an average role in both directions all right uh so i imagine i i recall from last time they said that we had to go up and then from there we could find a means to get down to grandpappy so i believe that we should probably go up the stairs what is that horrible noise whoever is crunching you can't do that while i'm monologuing i'm not it's not gonna fly can i can i potentially uh roll anything like perhaps perception to try to understand what the fuck that noise is sure okie dokie or did you okay yeah yeah that's um 28 okay uh so first of all you get the impression that if you were like closer to the doors you'd probably be able to get like a better sense of it and so it's up to you if you'd like to move closer to one of those two doors yeah sure okay um so yeah this one uh other side other side but there you go um yeah so so so as you as you go up you couldn't place it sounds like industrial like cutting like something's being cut like like cooking maybe like food preparation i hear the sound of industry or perhaps an automated kitchen the height of decadence that's only the second worst thing to happen here all right how shall we proceed then to the top of the bottom well we can figure out what the crunching is and then go upstairs i can't imagine we're on too much of a time scale i'd rather ensure that we have everything we need from this floor before we leave you can remain here as long as you like this place the longer we remain here the more polluted we may become with rot wait for that to happen um yeah me too i couldn't imagine oh i'm sorry dina uh i'm going to take one of the health potion blessers from the people's loot okay because i need life in my body i will heal for 15. sweet slurpers dude pardon hello nothing what i think we gotta get rid of this guy this this uh you know it's fine it's fine yeah let's just let's just stick together move as a group if anything spooky happens you know but uh he looks at gorgomonger who is way too big to fit through most of these doorways he goes yeah like head tilts here uh come on gorgomonger come on boy and you kind of go you do that and he'll uh have gorgomonger pet cash uh into uh into orange dimension or whatever and so yeah so we went up the sleeve holy shit powerful all right let us proceed then and i'm going to open the door and tactically unnecessarily combat roll into yeah so you you combat roll into a into a hallway with a sort of red carpeted floor the wall here have um or the walls here are stone there's there's oddly no windows on this uh this this lower level but what you do see are portraits that are placed um about every five to ten feet um in varying degrees all of them are blank they they have like just like pitch black in them um no images of any people the sound seems to be intensifying coming from under this door now all of you can hear this sort of like thurston i want to declare this straight away baldrick is taking every capability that he can to not look at the paintings okay absolutely i'm just gonna say that right now yeah right now hold a moment you know i smile the smile smile yeah we are currently on a carpeted surface and i run my hand along it oh is it shag carpet i no it's not i don't have a narrative declaration or else i want to be he's like yeah what about it do you know what happens on carpets or in uh stains yes especially when people don't wipe their feet oh you are our foremost expert on dirt he looks down at his bird feet who he's never worn shoes in his life and he's like i feel like i'm being called out but yeah uh let me you want me to look around for dirt yes perhaps see if anyone left tracks if there are any of these rotten mutants roaming about they may have left some hint as to their presence okay uh oren will will kind of like get down and start going as he starts sniffing around sniffing for for dirt or anything else to try to find uh any evidence of activity i want to to roll a survival check thurston yeah to track truffle truffle please that is a 16 plus 16 for a total of 32 thurston what do i get a 32 is enough for you to tell there is an overpowering smell here um as you're like stiffing on the floor looking for any kind of tricks it it's it's the smell of of like human body odor um like tons of sweat and it seems to be just reeking out from this door which you you then look at and just again hear the god i'm gonna fucking apologize just summarize detail for me one more time i had to ban somebody my bad oh no no you're good um you uh you just you just you you smell like human body odor um like sweat that sort of thing and it's coming from from the like small opening in the door to the east here where that sound is coming from that ongoing oran relays the information to everyone going like smells like human stuff that way and he points to the door that bodes ill oh so the haunted house wasn't enough and now we have to go to a haunted men's locker room chances are we're about to see something wretched behind this door prepare yourselves and i'm gonna prepare myself for the sick nasty cool shit that's in this door okay and you open it okay i've clicked it so i'm pulling it open with okay so there is a lot going on in this room as you open the door tanhouser oh boy there is a there is a table uh a banquet table opposite you and though the current map displays a little candelabra that is not the case instead there is a a human male garbed only in some some underwear who is strapped to the table his arms and legs pulled in each direction held down by rope there is a gag in his mouth standing above him is a human-sized animal creature that has a resembles a raccoon and its eyes are pitch black its mouth seems to have like small trails of gristle each of its arms end in um or each of its like paws end in black surgical gloves it it is holding an immense hacksaw uh and wears an apron covered in blood it looks up as you enter into the room oh hi there is rahua with you i like his reference as rahua entered the room yet before he hears this uh no no i mean you're still back you were kind of following the group so and the guy on the table he's he's been he's been chopped up or he's about to be chopped up it looks like he hasn't been chopped yet um which is odd considering the sands what is the meaning of this creature rahua are you gonna come in buddy does rahua recognize this creature or the voice at least are you gonna like are you gonna start approaching so you can see it i i mean i'm at the door for him i'll unpause so you can position yourself where you want to be of course i mean who was at the doorway right now i'm just saying if if he's close enough to here so like this side yeah oh okay sorry i was yeah yeah yeah okay there we go all right so rahua you step up as tannhauser's kind of like i assume tannhauser's got this like trepidatious step into this scene yeah i'm stepping in and circling this table this unsettling creature waves with two of its gloved hands oh there you are come on in you know this guy rahua i have i have no idea who the fuck this person is orin oh you're such a kidder and then the the man on the table begins to like threat and uh the creature raises the hacksaw and just taps the back of it like onto his just oh none of that does does rahua recognize this creature has no idea can orin roll a nature check and try to recall any knowledge to figure out what the yeah please please can i roll a bomb into the room you could yeah i will wait flashbang i rolled a natural 20 so a total of 38. there you go all right so so you are able to identify what this thing is this this is a fey creature um it is a one might say a kingly creature oh what uh oh hello it is a it is it is one of one of the royalty of the sawsorer breed this type of creature it's a different breed of sawsorer entirely so that go ahead go ahead go ahead no it's your bit streamer it's your bit streamer i i guess he does have a a a i don't know this yet oh my god you're right orin bull oh my god come up to rahua and try to do like the lean talking to where where's his ear well where most ears are which is on his head if he has ears which he doesn't but yes he can hear from him there it's like do you hear from your orb lean into the yeah lean into the lean into the orb that's one of the other sorcerer kings oh do i uh from my check and everything else do i understand of any etiquette i must show like someone of his stature anything that i would gain from that information to be like hey how can i best approach this guy this this this creature this regal magnificent being will only treat with other royalty he's only going to talk to you mr hua he's not going to respect any of our words he is only going to talk to another king and you became king of the saucers in the swamp so you're the best one to talk to him that is incredibly helpful information orin i'm going to be entirely honest with you be on your toes because this creature and sour really quick ah yes another of the the royal ilk i don't believe that we are acquainted um i'm stammering for i'm not really sure what or who you are but i get the feeling that you're uh uh of royal me is that right oh you're such a kid roo of course i am now what should i call you by oh i'm raki raki the raksa raki the raksa well it is so nice to meet you and so disconcerting to know that you know of me already but i suppose word does travel rather quickly along the grapevine as it were of course it does now why might you be in here in this terrible and dark place what business do you have with the proprietor of the house i just showed up here then then i found this person here think they were one of the wait staff they looked at me funny okay and rahul will look back towards orin the rest of the party just like i know i don't know if we should go in that room you guys it's not really a good idea we have to save them and he and orin motions to the guy on the table he's like regardless like for one you know it'd be a good thing to do and two you know that person might have information we might need to navigate this whole space falter steps up to rahua since when have you been averse to regicide oh never i'm just saying if you're not ready to kill this thing then we might want to move somewhere else although ten house is already locked in there so he might just die anyway the budget's just gonna toss a little he's gonna toss a lightning bottle in his hand okay if that's how you want to do it absolutely you're not you're not thinking of hurting me right now are you rua nonsense raki we merely want to do things no not at all i'm merely consulting with my royal right oh all right i didn't realize you needed underlings to figure things out that's okay though you're new here underlings just try to follow along rua well of course yeah i'm not very good at social situations but we'll do our best okay i'm okay i'm killing this thing i'm actualizing it my my my liege rihua could you please perchance inquire so that us underlings could understand um the the courtly graces that are needed to be had in exchanges like this and orin's just trying to like posture in a way to basically to do the role of underlings so they look less threatening but of course we could always position better if he doesn't think we're a threat and also potentially it's information to be like hey this i'm assuming this raccoon wants for who to do something or go down a particular way of doing things or like trying to give her who a more of a leeway to do that of course i think i think that's pretty obvious as there's some kind of some kind of tail-a-tat to navigate with this kind of creature here yes well i do have underlings myself you must understand as a member of royalty that we cannot possibly be everywhere at every time and place they carry out some of the more menial tasks for me such as acquiring information but please if you're so versed in courtly graces i am keen to learn just as much as you are oh how we navigate this especially with our our guest here on the table oh well you you said it that's right you know i like getting information too i just get it in a different way he once again taps the back of the hacksaw on the man's chest and the man like his eyes turn towards you tan i was like i i make eye contact i give him a nod so he knows well no if you're if you're looking to do a little bit of regicide today well that's just not gonna happen here friend well if we do it we have to do it in the right place well we needn't jump straight to exchanging blows unless of course that is how the there is the savoir faire of fey royalty then by all means i'm happy to learn well it's gonna happen because now that you're part of the royalty well now we all get to be in in the scuffle together after all one of us has to win the prize the the prize the last king left oh god it's highlander there can only bear one oh is is the prize just getting to live past all the other kings no that'd be silly there's an actual prize oh i do like prizes okay i mean where where's the proper time and place so we can uh uh talk things out as it were as fey folk do a fall guys tournament stage just falls down navigate this obstacle to get the crown fuck fuck fuck i'm so bad at fall guys well i think you're a bit busy here uh this seems real important for you i just came in because you know i just i just got pulled in here i don't know why seems kind of strange really but i'm glad i got to meet you here no but if if you want to want to do it right and proper well i'll meet you in the mutton king parking lot uh yes the place where all royalties settles their differences slugging it out of fast food restaurant okay i'm gonna i'm gonna rule some occultism is this like an actual fey ritual or is this just the guy pretending like fighting in a denny's parking lot is a fey ritual 32 this is an actual thing that fey would do mutton king is a sacred place the many people in the city about said i don't mean to alarm you but this guy is not just a psychopath there is actual fey magic involved in the mutton king parking lot you're kidding me no i am not kidding i wish i were okay well i guess i'll see you there but uh you don't need the the one on the table right we kind of need him for right now but he's my friend yeah no but i don't care if he's your friend i need him i don't know about that you're not a great you're not a great diplomat sometimes you know that i don't know no yeah no shut up not i don't want to take diplomacy i'm a fucking tree try harder you ever heard of arbor day all right uh ruhu is going to enter the room and ruhu is going to reach into his chest cavity pull out 10 gold i'm going to pay you 10 gold to fuck off right now what i need this guy i don't know if you you use gold at all i don't know pay it to make pay somebody else do cruel things on it i i need this one i'm not leaving here well he holds up one of his hands with a with like a single digit up in the air whoa you said it you said today's magic word cruel he comes hopping towards you you did it you got the magic word i i i did or that's right or incline get my blessing come on give me a little high five goodness for that rahua will give raki a high five cool uh you feel uh strange uh strange uh strange energies uh pulse through you and uh you gain the quickened condition until i say otherwise oh it's just like prom night explain to know what you mean by that i don't want to wow thank you raki i can't wait to lose this once we come fight each other in the parking lot of mutton king oh that's right and i'm not gonna hold back i wouldn't expect anything less oh but you want this one don't you yeah we kind of need him for right now if you come back a little bit later maybe you can have him but we just need to kind of like rahua will motion as if ringing out a towel you know information squeeze it out of him you know you know how these things go well walk it out he holds up the hacksaw no no we don't need to take off any parts of him i was practicing on the back of these chairs how bad the back of the chairs look oh they're just like all cut to shit now that he's pointed it out no i i'm sweating real good seems like a little bit of a squirmy one we'll definitely take that under advisement but i don't think we need to dismember him just yet but thank you for the offer dismemberment maybe maybe later maybe later like like a finger maybe later that we i don't know how much he's going to stand maybe he'll just explode if he loses one finger point oh look at him i think he might just melt into a puddle if we cut off one of his fingers that wouldn't be very fun would it well it could be a little bit look there are plenty of other people in this manner to cut into pieces which we might do later on anyway but right now we need this one like the man's head turns back to raki begins nodding fingers oh i mean maybe it's kind of bumming me out i thought you'd be more fun you think i'd be more fun you should have seen me back in the swamp we had a lot more fun out there well maybe another time we'll get to engaging in the cruelty you no doubt enjoy but as of right i'll make you a deal you can talk to him but he stays here i'm gonna need something to do around this place for who is going to reach up to where his nose would be if he had a nose on his face and pinch it and closes one eye ocular as it were okay okay fine he stays in the room you can do whatever you want with him maybe later but we do need him in one piece for right now all right we have a deal all right stop he like goes and like pulls the gag out of the and the man just like oh that's such a nice sound raki starts walking i'm gonna go into the pantry and get myself some spices have a laugh he walks away oh oh but the gods you have to get me out of here please please why did you make a deal with him because look he was probably going to aggro us anyway if he comes back we can try and get him out of here in advance but at least for right now let's try and get whatever information we can fame magic is infamous for its ability to empower deals oh i was cleaning the windows shut up all right first things first uh i'm going to uh rahua may be bound by this deal do do get some paprika well this guy's got his back turned i'm going to cut his bonds and try to get him out yeah okay yeah like you you start cutting the bonds uh thurston baldrick is observing this all from the hallway and is frankly disgusted at rahua's candor uh he's going to move into the room okay yeah yeah you you walk into the room as like tannhauser is getting like getting this person in bed uh which one was i need to leave i need to leave which one was the pantry this one uh yeah the door up to the to the northeast is like assumedly the exit thurston can i perform my my classic move of taking a door a chair and jamming it under the door handle absolutely he's going to just very like deftly walk oh he's going to walk over lackadaisically and starts dragging a chair behind him and just props it under the door and jams it oh this is a special move as baldrick does that could orange just check down the hallway to make sure there's not another door there probably is but it's going to buy us some time it's going to buy us some time sure there is a there are some doors at the far end of the hall to the north hmm i need to get out of here get paid enough you need to shut the hell up what's going on why is there a raccoon with an axe so why is there a tree why are you a machine i'm gonna uh can i can i let's see um shocking what skills do i have shocking grass excellent i could shocking grasp them manos hands are always an option uh that's a good one let's see um can i uh roll athletics that's stupid i'm gonna look at one of our doctors someone get this idiot unconscious okay oren enters the room he looks at the man he uh he goes like it's like uh he wants him to hmm oren looks at him do you want me to roll a medicine check to knock him unconscious or try to get him unconscious yeah i mean he's still like partially bound so wait why don't we want him so we need info out of him you could just bog him yeah no no hang on hang on wait yeah we're trying to get info out of him yeah i i don't think that info from i mean speaking from my pv um i feel like this guy might have some info but i feel like he's a little too stupid to help us uh a little too shocked and in pain and such um him talking is just going to make it harder for us to save him can i that's what i'm thinking if we want to ask him stuff that we can yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna just like cut out the middleman and i'm gonna go up to him why do you have a bucket on your head because i'm a terrorist that's a great answer yeah true listen listen we're no friend of his so this is the question i have to ask you we're here looking for information and other things and we don't exactly want to see you die necessarily so if we can help you out we will but first we need information uh he he's like i don't know nothing about nothing i just get paid to to clean the windows and sometimes come in and dust and okay so you've never been anywhere but this room in any other locations with windows and dustables the guest quarters in the in the west and then then i sometimes go into the archives but there's the center and then the second floor you've been around here enough have you seen anyone coming through here that isn't the freak in the back uh does someone want to give me like a social skill to like calm this person or i would love to but i don't have really i don't have diplomacy i have society but that's not social yeah it's not wait wait wait wait veena yeah booze i'm already in the middle of social skills veena please sedate him using your social capability please god get in here veena who is already in the middle of like unscrewing her flask during this whole exchange huh me all right hold on yeah use you use those dulcet tones come on as you're walking in all of you just hear from like the northern door oh some cayenne oh paprika oh salt oh bleach i couldn't ask for more oh well i'm glad somebody's having fun we need to hurry things up before he comes back into the room because we are going to fucking mollywop him as soon as he does right of course all right my friend you must be in a bit of pain here take this i'm gonna hand him the flask take a big sip and why don't you tell me you worked here and maybe they don't tell you anything but have you noticed anything strange weird people besides the tongueless ones or perhaps the state of the masters sandal and grandpappy you're the fucking raccoon who's gonna kill me with a hacksaw all right quiet because hold on if you do not if you don't tell us he's going to come back in and if he does and you have not told us anything perhaps we will leave you to him oh boy a garlic press he just found a garlic press he's going to use it on all of your fingers are you are you trying to threaten him or calm him down our heroes everyone i would probably get farther with my zero come on oh well i've got both intimidation and diplomacy and they're at the same so whatever we're trying to calm him down not freak him at worst come on intimidation gets a worse effect if you fail oh god all right no listen i'm i'm kidding it's just a little jokey joke you have a drink of that why don't you tell us we're not gonna let him hurt you my bad bro bro he's gonna put your balls in the meat grinder ha ha ha psych psych what the fuck took a sip at the worst possible moment how my throat the gm is debilitated get your answers in yeah yeah make me a fucking diplomacy check for your psych bra moment yeah 26 there were there were people sleeping in the in the western wing and and i didn't i didn't want to want to go there that they were they were all raggedy and smelled bad and i i didn't think anyone was staying here and the cat lady looked at me weird and she's gone downhill let me out let me out let me out let me out we're gonna let you out okay so weird people in the west wing they smelled and there was a cat lady we've met the cat lady before the weird people in the west wing were they different from the tongueless ones oh the smelly smelly look at me okay we go do do do you just hear more humming from the north all right well i think that's all we're gonna get out of him we can let him out the front door oh if you let him out the front door then they might as well then what's going to happen to him is the same as what happened to those assassins how do we know do we think everybody in this place is infected infected with what now that everybody goes out the window what this person is just like looking incredibly just like worried wide-eyed i'm gonna hand him more alcohol it's all right it's all right i don't need alcohol i need to get out of here well alcohol always helps me right well i will say here the knife drawer let's find what little friends are in here uh hey hey thurston real quick i'm gonna position myself near the door he went through sure uh when it sounds like i'm gonna i would ask to make a perception on this when it sounds like he's coming back to the door i'd like to affix a coring charge to the door sure bomb has been planted he at this point the man on the table is now like desperately moving to untie his legs himself since tanhauser you know untied the arms oh i thought we got it all i i would get his legs it's not like i'm like all right it's just yours okay figure it out dick so so yeah he's like he's he's he's like he's getting up then he's certain uh he's starting to like move scrambling past you unless you're actively blocking him let him let him go guys please if he dies he dies but we're not gonna let him die to that guy yes be careful going out the front door if you start to feel funny call it's just that's his that's his teleport noise yeah all right we hear screaming nope you hear a door open though i'm gonna chase after him and make sure that uh this guy does not turn into gobbledygook uh direction of the door yeah it looks like the front door has opened okay so that's okay we'll see all right tanhauser's on that i'm on this door here nope no he's in fact he's like running through the courtyard screaming oh i was expecting just to see him in the family guy death pose just kind of in the fountain i don't suspect that guy was affected with any rot stuff only the tongue people were so that's probably yeah time to time to uh come on back all right thurston i'm setting up the coring charge and as he's doing this uh baldrick is going to motion for the others get out get out get out he's pointing out the other door i'm gonna run down this hallway sure or instead of keep up with everyone so all of you are running out this hall yeah uh so i'm gonna hopefully try to time this so when he gets to the door and like pulls on it or whatever yeah you know i'll be not in here i'll be not in here yeah you can you can head out yeah yeah do you want to close the other door behind you as you head out oh you know it okay as a cantrip can i cast tango foot on the door baldrick just closed to try to lock it a little bit more like here baldick it's like trying to reinforce it i'll i'm here because this is probably leading into this room i will mark my i will remove one of my coring charges now okay okay excellent excellent my thing's a cantrip tango foot's a cantrip so i'll do it to both doors yeah yeah so well so as you like rush into the hall all of you sort of like get prepped um baldrick you come running out just after setting the coring charge there is a distinct like explosion sound love the sound of a baldrick coring charge in the morning the the structure shakes slightly to it uh should i roll that damage on that uh yeah please all creatures then 10 feet of the dead nation take four uh okay so 4d8 yeah not 3d8 you bastard 40 plus four that's awesome terrible it's 20 damage okay perfect one coring charge down got two left okay cool and outside of this door if i'm given the time i would like to uh probably probably probably one further back and i'm going to angle myself as though i'm going to throw something that's the whatever comes through that door next sure uh i'll make it a bottled lightning because i think that'll be funny saying what baldrick's doing or in motions everyone else going like i think baldrick means to kill and it's a horrible position himself here uh uh writing up the actually i'll pre-do it i want to shape shift uh into a bear okay yeah just in case which i will go ahead uh i'll just do my stuff you're good with my previous 30 something a call do i get the sense that that we can actually even fight him right now he's a powerful fey entity you're guessing he's like he's in the the boss threat range we'll put it that way oh sick well oh yeah no i mean like will forces supernatural force us not to be able to fight him because we are not fighting him in a parking lot i mean fey by go by some pretty ridiculous rules so it is very likely that in order like you could still fight this thing anywhere anything can be fought anywhere um but like there might be you know added reasons to fight him in the mutton king parking lot everyone stand down what what is an entity that will require all of our focus and power to dispatch i've read novels on the fey i've read missives and reports and i've seen what they do to the unawares it is likely in our best interest to dispatch this entity in the button king parking lot not here not just for the benefits of slaughtering it but also because we have other vile entities need of our our attentions bodrick will take that into consideration and he will uh reach into his coat and retrieve uh a notepad and he is going to write something down very quickly he writes down he writes down just a prank bro and puts it on the ground he puts it on the ground in front of the door and then retreats back that's good that's good they do appreciate a good prank bro we just had a narrative declaration to make sure that works as much as possible i have i have a point but i would require thurston to work with us and i'm afraid he he really does want to destroy us especially i think by the the new art i think that's highly likely yeah you're such a kidder you hear it from through the door oh we certainly got you good oh i hope you hope you enjoy our new brand you limb from limb in the mutton king parking lot they're gonna need two staff members to clean up your uh whatever you bleed uh baldrick leans over to rahua grab the note and give it to him baldrick i don't i'm i'm happy to do that but he might pull me into a shadow dimension if i but sure back me up here i i'm planning on it but if it sounds like he wants to fight you in the parking lot it sounds like he's going to abide by that and i'm just a helpful underling aren't i of course of course let's see if this works out rahua will go to the door and pick up the note the baldrick had left yeah okay the door's locked yeah the door's locked oh you go to like open the door and it's locked sorry about that chat right under rahua will instead slip the note under the door there's like a squelchy sound as a glove picks up the paper oh you really are such a kidder oh if you think this means i'm gonna take it easy on you you're wrong it's all in good fun oh it's all in good fun my new friend my royal boon companion this is just how i roll this is your underlings talking i've got good ears no you don't you're just a dog and dogs piss on trees and dogs fell on my trees oh my god oh he's so fun isn't he so fun it's going to be wonderful turning him into a nice piece of upholstery later on maybe i'll dress like a lumberjack when i kill you get it because i have the saw oh oh you're so funny tell me i wonder how fey raccoon tastes i know someone who cooks many many things quite well oh well that's of course you do because you have other people do everything for you orange fucking sweating he's having a bad time this is like a fucking like mma pre-match like just sizing each other up just we're we're we're putting on a good show for the powers that be and the freak shit raccoon oh this way he's such a kidder tell me tell me vita do you think coonskin would look good on your head think it'd be a nice hat on top of your hat why are you bringing me into this i mean because you're part of my entourage shut the fuck up and go with the bit that's right because he needs you to do all the thinking for him of course why waste so much effort on thinking things through when i can have my underlings take care of it i have much more important things to tend to well you got not you the lamest king's gift no wonder you have little sawsaurus flying you around can't even fly yourself i bet oh how little do you know i'd be happy to show you some time but if that's just the lamest king's gift i wonder what kind of thing i'll get from dismembering you you're gonna have to try in the parking lot orange talking rahua could you please stop pissing off the fake god person let's get out of here gotta say your excellence we have somewhere else to be of course we do well we'll pick this up another time we'll see you in the parking lot square up buddy all right you're such a kid who i had a lot of fun can't wait to see you again have me too toodles let's get the fuck out of here i can't tell if this went well or if we really fucked this one i think it went about as well as we could have hoped let's get out of here oh yes let's you know rahua if i didn't know any better i'd say you were actually having fun with that no i'm just well maybe a little bit but mostly because i'm going to kill him late i think you might take to this faking bullshit a lot better than most people do well he is for every people an order must be maintained and through their order i guess it's chaos yeah isn't that you mr anarchy it is how observant baldrick however i don't really delight in harming that innocent waiter he's he's just trying to do his job now if he did hurt us in that it might be a different story i see oh i'm putting a token back i was just i was looking i was like he spawned he's here he respawned now that's some that's a hell of a a lot of poppin listen he was hiding under the couch where's tan hauser gone gone gone gone we need to not do that all right well one part down i you know rahua you look rather fast and you know a a little bit of your inner chaos has been satisfied so let's call that a w and uh keep looking around sure there were a handful of doors down that corridor we haven't checked yet but we could poke around i don't presume raki is going to engage us yet he seems keen on engaging in its own fey ritual of squaring up in a pardon lot this is the worst house i have ever been into i think it is important that we get through it as quickly as possible point taken baldrick will move her to the door and he will prepare to open it when everyone has geared up around him i will accompany my my fellow political extremist if nothing else the wallpaper is super cute here oran and extremely inspired by tan hauser with tactical roll over in bear form just doing the bear somersaults i turn from whatever i was looking at look back give you a thumbs up go back to the task at hand harding his little paws come out he's proud of me and i will peer around the corner i'm gonna i'm gonna lean tactically wow lean okay yeah um this hallway looks similar to the other one same same red style carpet however the portraits on the wall as you enter this one uh there are a total of uh five portraits each of them are a stylistic rendition of yourselves oh i wish i wish i was not cosmo wand i wish i wasn't looking all right except except except there is there there is something strange about these images like like they're they're slightly like they're slightly wrong like for example um you know in in uh in your in your picture baldrick you have a conical head motherfucker this bit again yeah in fact it looks very looks very similar to the wanted posters you'd previously uh seen oh they never get my nose right we should be counting your blessings if it look too much like you it finds you easier can orange be just an actual bird yes uh huh well if they reference the wanted posters i guess that's all they had to go off of uh do they do they look particularly strange are they like are their eyes following us or something they don't look strange they just like i mean aside from the fact that it is you know you right like a a comical stylation of you but still you i'm gonna i'm gonna take my own off the wall how much damage does she take um yeah okay um give me a little save oh oh i knew it god uh stop touching the damn things you said a coring charge on a face i said a coring charge on a door because it was an excellent prank 15. cool uh i feel like i should spend a uh hero point on this yeah you're gonna gonna spend that here point yeah i'm gonna do that uh yeah okay cool that's better 19 possibly not a crit fail it's better it's better cool cool cool sounds uh sounds good um cool um you know how about we take our first break right here for no particular all right all right everybody we're gonna do our little q a section for those who uh subscribe to us for the vod and for patreon folks and stuff if you're watching this in youtube or podcast stuff you know support us there patreon.com forward slash narrative declaration or subscribing to the youtube or twitch channels to go watch the vod versions but of course we will be right back don't go anywhere we have returned we're back now to suffer but thurston we're stuck in this hallway well images that kind of look like ourselves yeah and and then vena picked up one and then placed it uh onto the back back down um from here what are you all doing uh baldrick is ahead and he's preparing to open the door but he is currently not looking at any painting he's trying very hard not to in fact okay you know as vena is making a will save yep vena has made the will save yep oh i wish they had gotten a better picture of me anybody else want it no i think i think i'm good anyone no you already framed in my memories oh oran i'm gonna pat his little bear head brah uh how big is this uh this this portrait this isn't pocket sized is it no it's it's like like two feet wide maybe three feet tall so it's got like some size to it yeah i'll walk out uh i'm going to next to our sleeping friend i'm just gonna prop it up next to the couch the corner take it home later yeah i'm gonna walk over here again okay is that where we're storing off our loot vena yeah yeah yeah the uh the assassin counts as loot okay he's an item now dragging to the inventory no john object caught again put me in the people's loot that's where the people we don't like go oh we're gonna drag and drop you into my inventory um doing a detect magic on these evil paintings yep what does it reveal to my robotic eyes there is no magic on these paintings ridiculous this entire house is an aberration i'm just gonna swing this door open and let's see what funny things inside okay so uh so you open the door to what is clearly a guest room there is a bed on the opposite end um there is uh like a kind of dresser to to the immediate right however there is something in the bed um in fact it's like jutting out of the bed it makes the the bed like almost seem comically large it is a rotund human figure um however the best way to describe it isn't so much that it is a human figure but it is actually several human figures that have been stitched together uh to form a very very very rotund sort of almost bulging at the seams humanoid body made from different skin types there is what appears to be like a a face that has been stitched onto where its face should be uh but otherwise it is just this mass and one of its arms dangles down from the side of the bed and um there is a there's like a what appears to be like a scythe like blade sticking out um as you open the door it starts to like shake slightly what are you doing oh i know what i need to do diplomacy check i just closed the door yeah we're good also game still pause so i'm asking what tannhauser's doing all right so it starts shaking and screaming you said not screaming just like kind of shaking about like it's like it's starting to move uh well first thing i'm going to prep my weapon okay um i want to know what the fuck it is i'm looking at can i make an occultism absolutely so glad i'm off to the side and can't see anything 23 um yeah that's enough for you to recognize that this is a um um this is a type of construct called a skin stitch so it's like just humanoid skins that have been pieced together to make a body pull you know i guess it's on the tin and i'm assuming that it is not friendly um it it certainly does not appear to be to be friendly um it's a construct so it would presumably have programming excellent i'll close the door okay it's a skin stitch a flesh construct oh are we gonna do anything about that yeah it's still there okay it just looks at you like i can't exactly see what you're looking at so i'm going to have to take your word for it here take a look it's it's terrible he walks up he will open the door it's kind of like getting up now like it's starting to to rise like stand up this looks vaguely familiar for some reason look i didn't have custom art for a bespoke skin stitch for us so rather than use the the paizo one from bestiary three i used to roll okay baldrick is going to open the door again it it puts its feet off the side of the table you see that its other arm has what appears to be a cudgel at the end and can can every time baldrick like you know like those cat videos where someone like go behind a wall come back and the cat's like a little bit closer can you do that to where it's like every time you open the door it's like just another position we getting up yeah all right so so this thing can i make some kind of roll to identify the purpose this bastard serves in this house crafting crafting well it's a big man's show tonight i roll a 36 very good um these things often come from depraved minds so like people who have broken minds make these things um it they're they're they're notable in that they they've appeared in numerous places so they're like almost like gifted to to the minds of deranged people in your case with the 36 you know that like oftentimes these are like the creation of these things whilst they are not rot creatures themselves they are often associated with the rot um because the rot seems to impart the depraved ideals to create them similarly like those who worship the malice often um can build these things or receive divine inspiration to build them i'm getting the distinct feeling that the individuals in charge of this house regardless whether they're sandal declin upstairs or his father below grandfather part it moves get that he's watching it as it's moving around is it making for the door or is it it's getting up to like start like it stands up and then is slowly turning to the door maldrick's gonna wait he's gonna be polite with it because he's not detecting anything of particular note that's hostile yet okay it's just moving it's definitely got a cudgel for an arm point taken it moves in front of you you slam the door shut okay all right back up he he he shoes tanhauser and veena back chew chew right we could put a portrait under the door thurston is there a chair there's not a chair here oh which way does the door open in there inwards or outwards uh inwards yeah that wouldn't work but it would be funny regardless uh i'm beginning to think that regardless of whether or not you know the one below is better than the one above they both kind of suck ah right let's just kill this thing already it might it might be on a path unless the path is to attack us we can probably leave it be probably well it's its directive might be hill the intruders only one way to find out all right so what we just carry on our way down the hall and see if it starts chasing us that would be my suggestion i'm not exactly worried about it there's more than enough of us here to take that it's not exactly a fake king we may or may not have left an explosive present it's just a pile of flesh okay well there's another door to this hallway kind of through the other thoroughfare so maybe we go there maybe he's going to motion for rahua to move down the hall is rahua going to open the door now yes oh oh oh so rahua you open the door to save for the bit not in character you only did it out of character for a bit of course it was only for the bit yeah so rahua did okay yeah i cast bone shaker on the entity behind the door and pull it out no it requires sacrifice and pain this is the path of legends this isn't skyrim we don't get experience what's happening we're to get killed by this thing for the bit all right i'll answer we're not going to we're not going to actually aggro the creature that was for the bit it was for the bit i'm not gonna kill the party yet okay what so we're leaving the door shut okay can we lock it it hasn't opened the door yet unless thurston would like to counteract me it does not open the door baldrick motions to move down the hallway did they did they forget to build their flesh pile with object permanence he has a cudgel for a hand are we playing peekaboo with it right now i think we should play it is behind a door let's not bother it it just tries to open the knob it's trying to open it with the cudgel hand yeah his directive is to kill the intruders but he can't like break down any property for that so he just has to fiddle with the doorknob security roomba gonna feel bad for him at a circle don't don't do this again we did this with the scrap golem i was about to say this is the starfighter scrap golem all over again we don't have the time to do that again all right well position himself here so we can get through he's not opening the door uh but he's just making sure he's like pulling security basically as everyone goes forward down the hall okay we are just going to breach all these rooms right we have to do this up tactically just just open the door see what's okay one ready all right oh so as you open the door made the counts of bears now take their stand yeah we want to count it for bear hey hey thurston i'm glad i set that up for you where's my paycheck yeah yeah what makes us better is that there was supposed to be a wall here and i forgot to edit it in so that's cool um all right so as you do so uh you open the door and this like this blade comes into the doorway and pushes the door open like it like basically like props it in and then begins to leave that yeah okay absolutely so this will be um this will be an athletics check please oh my god he's a tree he has no athletics i knew it oh it's a plus 15 i do a plus 15. uh you also have a hero point that's true i do have a hero point i'm gonna fuck it or roll it okay okay keep keep him in the room keep him in the room okay okay okay roll it it literally rattled onto the three on my screen and then i too i too have a villain point oh yeah so you will critically succeed and slam the door shut in front of it so there's another meat man in that room so do we leave i don't think that's an option oh the beds are coming out yes direct enters the hall uh two of them from the north as you're like fighting over these doors two of them have shambled into the hallway they can't i i'll give them i'll use any they say don't rot i don't give a fuck what your cannon was for these guys they say don't rot don't rot don't rot excellent all right i uh they are now abominations i'm fucking done with these pretenses um just just fucking click on your duders and set yourselves into combat we're gonna roll sir sir sir sir sir sir may i may i may i use stealth as my initiative because we're who is big like a door yes i will sure thank you i will roll my initiative now i rolled a 20. why are their initiatives so high oh it's on the other screen oh it's because thurston's rolling high for them yeah yeah yeah bastard it's like yeah i'm just i'm just i'm rolling good you know thurston picks up us and picks up the die and puts it on the 20. i rolled a 20. i rolled a 20. all right all right all right so uh oran here i have to be evil one second sorry anyway then to announce all the uh all the roles i don't know how many eve players i caught with that anyway for all the roles um uh for the initiative oran got a 35 uh npc got a 32 or who i got a 31 uh npc other npcs got 29s vena got a 29 under that order bulger got a 28 10 hours are going to 25 and there's a creature at the 15. oh dear so that's the initiative order all right so combat started i i know i'm going to be fighting this guy with the door and i'm in bear form right now so kanjo versus bear who can master opening a door first yeah survive the dorier so this is what i'm gonna do first action open the door yeah second action i'm going to try and maul him yes i'm guessing i can guess the third action yes you know how this is gonna go i've learned since the tavern it's true it's true it's true i'm going to i'm gonna uh claw him yep i am going to horribly miss i have no hero points and then i'm gonna go and close the door excellent and that's the end of orange that brings me to this fellow here um one sec i'm just gonna roll some stuff very quick here okay perfect oh well there goes the door cool cool cool yeah the door breaks entirely as he smashes it open come on bro you couldn't have continued the bit come on then he proceeds to uh take his third action to strike at you with a minus 10 map penalty uh uh going going oh sorry minus eight because he is agile on the blade how's he agile he's a rock oh he's agile he's he misses misses horribly or it turns to the group they're not gonna follow the bait oh so i'm not feeling too good about the uh the big fatbergs in the hallway so let me try and fix this with a funny little i put my hand out to them and i use my funny piece of metal with ceramic in it i'm using the wand of cracking lightning that's the bit okay cool cool do it up crackle my lightning oh wait hold on it's fucking adjacent and parallel uh that might be that might just destroy the entire hallway um good yeah unintended consequences tell you what let me instead throw magic objects from the chaotic ether i'm just gonna anarchic barrage instead wait if you destroy the hallway it may open up our arena a bit i call that a win-win that's true however it might also alert other enemies to our presence considering the fact how these maps are made there's no distractible walls yeah fuck it why not all right ronda crackling lightning can i can i cast it through here uh uh here we go wait nope no i just have to just you need help but i guess uh yeah i can't cast it directly through hold on uh oh no everyone's seeing your inventory oh no where is it in your inventory uh it's in my it's just in my inventory uh uh oh there it is are you not seeing it i see it cast lightning bolt yeah yeah pretty much it's a line thing they just have to make a uh reflex save it's a it's a line yeah so your permit said whole hallways there uh you will roll 40 12 electricity damage and then i go against your spell dc here i'll help you do a uh a line for you so i got you i'll roll the first one is here bam there you go and then i'll roll the second spell dc is 21. oh he's definitely gonna save the second one it's true i will okay what's the spell dc doug 21 uh yes okay cool so fail on the first one pass on the second gimme jean dimaggio here you go oh oh 30 30 ladies nice blast blast blast them wait i don't know oh wait one sec there we go all right you blast them and they uh they stagger back from the blast but they they still seem to be uh to to be upright and and mobile what would you like to do with your third action oh no you had to draw it didn't you yeah yeah yes that's true all right okay you shivered their timbers oh boy here they come crackled their lightning all right durat durat will advance towards you target you and will smash you with a cudgel no does he say anything when he smashes with a cudgel rot oh he's in the line oh oh he'll hit you it's pretty good it's you for 17 points of blood chain damage and then he'll do it again oh my god he's going to minecraft steve you to death he'll miss and that was his third action so that is all he can do okay but then the other one gets to go oh who's the other one i don't think he's big enough to fit past the other one and then he will attack the door to his immediate east no hey there's more oh there's the one in the in the room next to hulky oh yeah i'm so glad he's rolling that 29 here oh no oh no no no you misunderstand it's the one to the north who breaks this uh this door up here down oh that's okay maybe not if it's leaving yeah he's getting his coat he's flanking okay veena you're up okay there's a lot happening here and it's very difficult to position myself with no vision yeah yeah let's see here um i could try to tumble through the one that orin is fighting uh and that would protect me from immediately getting goofed on by the rest of these dudes so i think that's what i'm gonna do um right but don't write do that i've been there before buddy all right yeah i'm gonna tumble through this guy okay i could about this natural 20. place yourself where you want in that other room haven't seen one of those in a while if you go down here on top of the bed yeah yeah that's true or i'm sorry off guard now oh yes he's we will switch to remaster later yeah next next year next year next year i'll farm panache by jumping on the bed and having you got panache because you tumbled through hell yeah oh wait wait odo it wasn't a one you got that 20 this time oh my god you finally got a higher roll why did you say that before the attack roll why did because i'm a piece of shit thurston you aren't a good friend okay i'm gonna attack him with a finisher here it is here it comes he is finally it happened thank you pp and remember zorin didn't believe not even for a second critical shit let's go 54 points of damage for you that will do it okay okay okay so damage i can't even see where vena went in the hole make a fortitude save which i fail so is now slowed uh one sec yep that is slowed cool that's fun um yeah so you come up behind and execute this perfect strike on him uh that causes this creature to like shake and is like off guarded and all sorts of bad things um describe how badass you are vena and then uh i believe you can uh take your uh your third action as well yeah i guess i've earned that one uh yeah vena's just going to uh kind of uh just uh dip and weave through tan hauser and baldrick kind of uh jumping up onto oran's back flipping over this thing and just gouging a big cut down the back of it cutting through the seams holding it together and she'll just go i remember how to do cool shit now you you are doing cool shit oh sorry oh god i thought i forgot still got it uh i'm i'm gonna make another attack and then immediately fall on my ass do it uh yeah all right another crit holy shit their ac must be really low which means we got a lot of hp all right uh no finisher damage this time so it's just 31 points of damage that that'll that'll do that'll that'll do um okay i appreciate chat is just like did looking into the portrait give us the vena who can roll good dice wait what happened is that our vena got exchanged now this is the new one from the portrait who rolls yeah quick someone asked her a question only vena would know what color is vena orange green all right uh this thing looks incredibly messed up is slowed down um yeah that all happened uh for someone who was confused about slow and some of the chats basically we have three actions and pathfinder slow basically just takes like one away yeah so he'll only get two actions on his turn uh oops sorry i skipped over baldrick hi uh since baldrick identified these properly using his crafting may i please do a recall knowledge to get their health uh you don't even have to uh so you would know that their their health is is fairly fairly on the the high side they got around a hundred ish uh but you would know that their big weakness is against fire they do not like fire the one time i branch out to other alchemical bombs and i'm now out of alchemist fire mm-hmm but remember you've got that ability to always create lesser ones right yeah that's still good i do i do but the weakness that i saw how weakness matters yeah i know i know i'm gonna uh you know what i mean i could all i can always create them so i'll make a lesser alchemist fire and i'll throw it and then i will move sure so i'm targeting phil at the door which one the no there yeah okay cool am i gonna get a penalty for hitting him um there's some like minor cover in the way but it shouldn't matter all right yeah to make me a lesser i draw and i throw it yep go it's a solid hit for a 20. yeah give me uh give me dimaggio uh-huh uh yep so 15 because of the weakness you you burn it you burn it down and it collapses and as it does you all see that the the skin that comprises this thing actually as it like sloughs down almost like a you know like a jacket that you drop um it all dissolves briefly into this like blackish rotten icor before disappearing entirely that was your first action right so uh two actions oh two yeah because you have to brew it yeah uh with that done baldrick is going to move to this door over here to give everyone free line of sight and also to check out here to make sure nothing is attacking our own our sleeping guy absolutely that be my turn tan hauser do your thing so you can do the thing you need to do that um all righty then uh pan hauser is going to come to here i can't quite touch this guy um so instead i know roshi i'm so sorry hey speaker a bit closer to your mic oh my my apologies um i'm gonna go ahead and cast produce flame and i'm just going to attack the guy closest to rahula um yeah what uh probably the one you can only see in front it'd be well there's a door that's still closed there no the one in front of her like tan hauser can't see the one the left probably the one in front yeah yeah he can only see this one oh you're gonna cast and throw okay yeah yeah yeah i can't i can't yeah it may surprise people but tan hauser can just cast his spell that's that's silly talk i know i know i do it up all right all right natural one i'm gonna i can't never mind i i have inherited the vena curse it's true not for world one right there must be one um vacation give me a moment i must i must reside into the the the archives the archives remember if you too want to make us suffer when we roll natural ones you can go to patreon.com for its last narrative declaration and you too can submit your complication stuff to the pool this one's this one's suitably silly uh i think is the one oh maybe maybe one sec one sec one sec one sec probably not that one um after uh probably after your turn here real quick then i think you're good to go bigger yeah um my little dog needs to pee i'll be real quick yeah yeah anyway um uh all right i'm gonna use this one uh shock attack from uh our good friend uh toad killer dog uh what this does is through bizarre failure of physics or perhaps uh some incompetent nerd your ranged attack in this case your spell attack propels you bodily forwards you soar through the air flying towards your target so what i'm gonna say is you produce flame and even though you said you can't uh can't do that you fly to there through the target rocket boots iron man mode yeah because because clearly you intended to spell strike your body's just so used to it exactly i do still have one action you do still have an action yes yeah uh i could teleport back you could you could you could um yeah i don't love the idea of getting flanked um this skin stitch is not doing the best right it's he's taking a little hitty yeah a little little hit a little hit probably probably force fangs not the best uh situation right now so i am going to dimensional assault my ass right way back way yeah back back from whence i came all right all right all right all right no no no no no no and that's a turn okay awesome awesome i am i'm gonna just very quickly no you're good you're good you're good you're good you're good oh the door opens as he sticks as this skin stitch sticks his blade through and pulls it open uh then proceeding to cudgel you oh you're getting a cudgeling no you're not um maybe the second one no all right good good good good good good turn good good turn or in the bear good turn uh i will stop being a bear by dropping it i go i think that takes me one action or it's free regardless wouldn't matter um for my fight for my two actions i'm going to produce flame same as mr tanhauser to the one down the hallway right in front of ruhua speed do it up and basically he's gonna go blip blip he's gonna blip blip blip blip blip blip it's getting there there you go there you go they got it you got it you got it you got it so fire gets thrown out and that's um that's a that's a miss with a 21. it's a miss i'm sorry all right let's see my turn oh i get you got two of these boys on another side of you sure do so i'm gonna attack the one that is directly in front of her who in the hallway yeah it's a good call gonna strike them with the the mossy pick okay let's see what happens yeah that'll hit that'll hit give me john dimaggio for 11 damage not bad not bad not bad okay okay okay okay i'm going to attack it again because this is my life now yeah though the pick seems to be kind of effective on these things it seems to be uh recall uh like causing some of the uh the root mess inside it to recoil let's go these these creatures are rotten there's a turns out and i miss a third action for the 20. third action uh let's fish for a little bit okay fish it fish fish it baby actually i don't know if i can um or do you want to move or i i would have to move past hannhauser yeah that's fine uh i'm going to attempt to move past hannhauser to not be locked in a hallway it's fair let's cut our losses and move i just yeah down one there you got it cool all right oh that very good all right well i've got this one and i've got tannhauser and speaker's not here to defend himself because roshi needed to pee so this little buddy's gonna walk here and um it's going to attack with its uh it's going to attack with its um blade but it's going to take the flay action and it's going to try to cut off what little bits of tannhauser's flesh remain oh it's a sad hauser but it has all look out look at mr tannhauser he looked at us he looked out he's got his ear pods yeah he's got his ear pods we were wondering yeah people just joining us while he's not responding uh he had to go take care of his dog real quick so well then i'm going to do the same thing with this other one on the other side but against baldrick as it comes through the the main foyer and approaches you baldrick oh my god it comes at you with it yeah wade i well i rolled a two for a not enough how does it feel giving me the curse to thurston cursing no not like this vena you're you're okay uh well it looks like this group of three has it in hand uh i'm gonna i'm gonna uh what i'm planning to do is that i'm probably i'm probably gonna back up into the room and then when tannhauser's back he can back up either down or to the corner allowing them to come in then all of us just hit him okay so we're gonna try to trap them in the little room yeah yeah that's that's what i was suggesting like you know where tannhauser's standing um basically if we can get them to go there all three of us can just hit him as they come towards us very true uh in that case uh because i could go and help out baldrick here i can be kind of catty corner yeah yeah do it do what you think is best i'm letting you know what i'm gonna try to do but you do what you want to do sure um i will i think it's a bad idea to throw myself down that hallway so what i'm gonna do is go here um okay and i'm going to do you have enough move to try to tumble through him oh get get the panache out panache my move speed is 35 so if i was here yeah oh yeah yeah you'd have enough room i think yeah 20 to there yeah okay sick uh in that case i will go ahead and tumble yeah try to try to farm that early panache you know yep uh because i didn't actually think i had enough movement for that i am speedier than i gave myself credit for tumbling tumbling oh yeah oh yeah good lord i mean a mirror dimension vena you have you have decided to drink the very powerful gases that make you roll good exactly exactly um yeah and uh with panache i'm just gonna finish him uh okay okay yes it does see that there you go rolling all right just a regular hit what's agony still good still good still hits uh 27 points take it he'll take it he's still there all right turns around no your panache is gone get out of there panache oh it's gone i don't know what i'm saying uh i'm just going to a regular attack him might as well do it up it does hit oh 15 more points of damage for you there you go yeah um thick thing uh i don't know if the automatic flanking thing is working if you want double check doesn't have a melee weapon out correct he's got his fist doesn't count doing that it's unarmed doesn't count give me the win come on all right all right we have to end my turn baldrick you're up you know what i'm gonna do what are you gonna do baldrick tell me what you're gonna do i'm gonna quick alchemy another alchemist fire lesser yep because it costs me nothing yeah and i am now going to draw head throw it right let's do it and that guy yes yes that is a hit it is 23 i will do damage wow it does nine damage okay i like it i like it and baldrick is going to reposition over here really weird one sec okay all right oh i guess i'm not going that way either okay sorry the way it does damage there's a bit awkward okay cool got it uh cool cool cool cool cool and then you know what that means let's get into my turn what is speaker back speaker is back speaker back all right p roshi roshi has power pissed i'm gonna ignore that i said that and i'm gonna do my turn now it's cringe moments you think of in bed like i said that yeah well every moment of mine is a cringe moment that's my power i'm gonna cast true strike cringe strike and i'm going to spell strike this fucking disreputable miscreant with a little bit of produced flame do it do it do it well it wasn't so good but i get to roll it again okay yeah you do you do you do that that will hit that was a lot better all right it was it was one shy of the crit prize but you got 10 damage from there 10 damage from there okay you got it i got it next produce flame will also do an additional 14 fire damage 19 fire damage bam very nice um okay that's the tanhouser turn yeah okay excellent very good very good a lot of a lot of john dimaggio's happening there big number i like it when big numbers okay i got i got this guy here he's uh he's gonna he's gonna try to hit you he's gonna do the same thing the other one tried to before he's gonna flay you with his blades watch out he's got a blade for an arm he gets you he gets you he does 14 slashing damage to tanhouser and then takes a chunk of your remaining skin onto its blade on my face mr tanhouser i told you to look out yucky you'll regret that then you know what it does it stares at you through the doorway and uses this disgusting ability oh god what is it what is it for podcast listeners thurston it's called stitch skin in which it sews the flayed flesh it just grabbed onto its body to seal rinse and tears this one's undamaged it's just doing this as a power move against you good lord oh oren you're up cool oren's gonna produce flame again okay as you get rid of the cast and obviously tanhouser's taller than oren he's like this is your tanhouser yes duck and he any cash produced flame it's straight to the thing i rolled a one no no no duck you said oh no sorry oh no it's fucking warhand's fantasy all over again oh my god he summoned a duck shit oh what is my punishment okay okay okay okay okay we're gonna use a jers one thank you my name jers uh this is this you do not strike tanhouser in the back that would be that would be you know too funny yes instead i will use this one that is appropriate anyways which is a square of caltrop suddenly appears at your feet or an ow ow as they spill out from the dod the rapidly dodging tanhouser how much damage do i take ah good old caltrops eh uh you will take 1 d4 piercing damage i take the total maximum of four excellent and oren is moving out of the way uh because he wants to block off this guy from entering in and also since oren always has his staff out uh he has a melee weapon out so at least he's flanking with veena so if lena gets a flank and it also allows tanhouser to back up if he needs so they can all just melee the shit out of that guy if he moves up that works out that's the end of oren's turn he repositions and fails at casting and he's like tanhouser your caltrops ow and he's like just covered in him tori rahua can i do enough reach around this corner to hit uh darat right and i ran away from previously that's now engaging tanhouser sure can i am going to strike him to save friend tanhouser with with my pick yes and it missed fuck well i feel the need to say i'm sorry for this i don't know why yeah you took all of our roles yeah so uh your fault second action sorry i was just checking if i got anything else for raw bonuses but it's only for perception checks i will uh do i want to cast a spell i mean i could i could certainly cast a spell okay yeah let's uh yeah why not let's let's anarchic barrage for fun the map minus five do it up okay do you do it i'm working i'm working i'm working on it i'm working here fuck okay well what number included the fuck 20. oh it's a mess hey uh oh the skin stitch in front of you tanhouser it's gonna flay you oh joy of joys it's gonna hit with it it's gonna do 13 points of slashing damage and then this one who has been wounded it's gonna put some of your remaining skin on itself healing up just a little bit that's fantastic i'm so happy about that then then this one in this all here that's really really really wounded and kind of on fire sees uh it sees this this young beautiful uh beautiful oren boy come around the corner oh hi with all of his young beautiful oren boy skin and he's gonna slash at you okay you got you got some pretty skin boy or looks up at this amalgamation of rot and just mass and he's like and he has a staff help like i would help my friend vita you know you're not gonna get her at all and he just sucks at melee just swishing yeah and it just like slashes and takes this like strip of flesh flaying it off of your arm and then just like puts it back on itself all right vena you're up oh and then it also it also has to roll a recovery check for fire yeah he's kind of burning you take six points of fire damage and uh yeah there we go all right vena you're up oh how dare you take his boy skin i'll get you uh jesus what friends friends all right disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer no that's for everyone listening it's not like this all right if you're listening in the car if it's on your tv or your radio thing it's not what you think sorry about that one right now man i could be making pancakes right now go ahead go ahead yep come on vena i'm gonna stab him and then i'm going to uh go and fling myself out of the second story window you're gonna do a back flip first oh yeah i gotta get an ash on my way you know yeah okay uh i'm gonna start by uh i'm gonna i'm gonna tumble through uh i'll lose the flat foot it or uh does he get like some kind of you could okay i i i want to say you could tumble back and forth if you wanted to that is true go down come back to where you were just kind of juke around him get get you know panache that way uh you don't have to do deception to faint because he's already off guard so yeah i'll just do a barrel roll yeah do a barrel roll it's back we're back so back you know you know what i think was the progenitor of that was literally you had said nothing objectionable until that moment and that was the demon's chance to get back in what did you roll uh i rolled a natural one we're back baby we are so back now you guys get to roll good again yay girl vena returns vena is a lot like the chicago cubs i will not elaborate she's never won a world series no she did okay excellent x you know what i'm gonna use this one this one this one is entitled the curse of snorg snorg not not snorg again no we know who that is it's brought to you by our patron alphabusa oh no if you do also want to be a piece of shit you can go to patreon.com force that's narrative declaration and be just like alpha it's my least favorite patron of them all the player is inflicted with an altered brain state possessed by some evil specter or decaying brain chemistry they are driven they are driven to make a narrative declaration even though you have no no points you are driven to do this and reality abides by it but this free narrative declaration must involve the following four points be purely negative be exclusively harmful to you the pc be absolutely horrifying and in all caps be very funny that is a can we kill alphabusa nope fantastic one chat learn from alpha okay you know i guess this is a bit that i am obligated by the contract i signed in my own blood with zora and the bear uh so uh i would like to make a narrative declaration mr you'd like to excellent i'm so glad you like you want to do this i would love to and i'm going to narratively declare that you know avina she's right in the high of this whole like situation this is like the coolest she's been able to be in like eight sessions she remembered how to use her rapier she's going to she's just right in the high she's spinning it around in her hands she's going to throw it up she's going to tumble and i would like for the rapier to land on the ground point upward i'm going to roll on top of it and i'm going to stab myself okay what's the narrative declaration i would like to narratively declare that that happens um okay okay okay okay i i think i think we've got a couple of the points here but i'm not sold on the be absolutely horrifying requirement well of course uh it's gonna go directly through my kidney oh excellent excellent excellent that's horrifying well it's good it's good it's good it's good it's good okay roll critical damage against yourself stick i hate you uh can i narratively declare there are urologists in outset i would like to narratively declare the nearest dialysis clinic is i would like to declare the dialysis clinic 28 points of damage you take 28 points of damage stabbing yourself but but but but i got a second one but for now but because given you know alpha boosts desire to to inflict harm for the great funny i will i will also declare that that that earns you panache well that was uh that was your second action oh no yeah that was that that was my that was your first action that was just your acrobatics yeah i thought that was even the attack no get right okay can i spend the hero point to narratively declare that vena now takes extra poison damage what yeah because now because character dies no no no hold on because you now only have one functional kidney this uh welcome to the kidney episode everyone all right sure you know i will not i will not narratively declare that continue all right uh cool so now with uh not just the alpha abuse is complication but newfound health complications i'm gonna just finish her him yeah we have to petition scale scale can you draw vena but with one less kidney oh to roshi rider could you please remove one kidney from your equipment sheet thank you i'm distinctly i'm distinctly reminded of a bit from fucking fairly odd parents of all things where it says my beautiful colon it's but i'm in it or beauty all right fuck it yeah i did yeah and that really would have been the the just cherry on top of this anyway damage 25 okay you destroy it you destroy you destroy the hulk as it also combusts and melts and is also on fire which causes it to combust and melt faster do i have an extra uh uh action left or is it an action to draw my rapier from my own gut i assume that was part of how you got panache all right you did a kickflip and kicked it out of you all right and i'm gonna oh oh all right oran that was the coolest thing you've ever seen all right or just like like his amazement yeah don't don't worry baltric didn't see that he's too busy focused on the on the threats and not only oran saw that i would grip his shoulders with my final action i'm gonna lean into him and i'm just gonna say oran you didn't see that nobody hears about this okay nobody this stays between you and i you're sworn to absolute secrecy make a blood pact with me right now orange can you roll an intimidation against my will save i would love to i want to see if oran actually gets scared uh that's a 21 i didn't see anything miss vena he doesn't zip his lips thing i pat his little head and i'm gonna reposition behind behind tan hauser right here it's like i i really want fan art of vena but like in the style of the uh that old board game like operation oh god you know they get to pick up like the kidney and the bones and not hit the edges oh boy all right that's my bit all right um all right let's beat us go baltric you're up can you imagine the damage i just took man that that was a tough battle uh but i got him anyway well after a show like that i'm going to i'm going to conjure a lesser alchemist fire and throw it okay why did i hit plus did that do something oh yeah it did there it goes except it doesn't work kingdom craft and you're crafting i'll scream i'll scream do targeted right i do yeah there we go oh that's a critical hit nice there you go let's go oh i didn't mean to be right about that do i have to roll bad for anyone else to roll well yeah it's the it's the curse i'm sorry i meant okay oh no listen their acs fucking sucks the the best thing is that it was not a 20 this is true it's the role of equivalent exchange you didn't understand i basically hit him with the equivalent of a paintball gun except he's weak to the paint in the paintball gun but it's still not very good so it'll be 14 in total because i rolled like crap on the crit did you have a crit button for that i did i hit the oh okay yeah it just it just rolled badly oh sucks i'm sorry yeah yeah 14 in total 14 in total and then splash damage on that one okay i will i will take that opportunity to quickly conjure another one since there's nothing to reposition away from so for sure ten has her you're up all righty then um let us after watching vali pen destroy her own kidney um i think it's time for me to destroy someone else's kidney um and so i'm going to uh be real original here and i'm gonna get this spell strike produce flame do it up do it up oh but first i'll laughing shadow so i get bonus damage sure i keep forgetting i haven't laughing shadowed in a while um all right let's rock that's a big crit nice haha for 12 physical damage that's the embarrassing part but here's the cool part oh and 15 and that's critted so is that doubled yeah but but he only had uh 12 hit points left yeah no don't tell me that no don't tell me that no don't tell me that yeah okay well that damage is wasted and goes into the ether oh hey hey that's killed secured killed secured all right that's the turn okay well i'm so glad to be rolling corrects all right isn't that isn't it great otoroshi to roll crits steps out into the hall speaker speaker speaker i'm gonna get you he's gonna flay you he's gonna miss it's gonna miss you see you get to keep a bit more of your skin uh that's it for him or in europe nice uh oran can't see him in this direction so he'll reposition so we can see our friend there and he will he'll mario it up by with a little produce flame and go haha that's a 19 uh against him uh that is a critical hit to him uh 19 for a total of 35. hey hey fucker it ain't that guy's turn hey fuck you okay yeah roll so i'll do the damage it is that double to 18 nice yeah 23 from that because of the weakness and that's all uh oran can do okay uh that that brings us to rahua yep watch out don't get hit by this you get hurt like vena just did what you doing sorry i was just taking in or and immediately going back on his word i mean she didn't make or she didn't beat the save or it's worried about the friend of all the friends of course of course of course i'm gonna i'm gonna attack it with the mossy pickaxe because fuck it what else could go wrong invoking the gods what is that fucking raccoon doing taking our guy away out of turn 11 damage on the die okay um give me the bonus damage for the mossy woohoo you will get the bonus damage for the mossy how's he how's he looking it's looking fine he's looking fine oh great i'm happy to hear that map minus five oh okay map minus ten okay today we learn why i should not gamble he's pissed please please god let me just hit you once no more than once please god says no i'm crying my cold wet eye vena you're up oh am i now i don't know if i want to be anymore come on roll a natural one i'm sure we don't have another alpha boost a complication i can use yeah i'm gonna tumble through i'm gonna tumble through my friends and my foe okay that's a 37. you're using like all these highlight dice on these acrobatics you uh you you receive panache yeah nice thank you i'm gonna attack him i'm gonna attack him attack him oh that's a hit it hits oh wait uh if i check the box it should do the finisher damage yes it will nice 24 points of damage he takes it he's still up one more attack one more attack believe don't stop believing hold on to that feeling this guy gets hit does he go oh my role well you're just like smashing into like putty at this point yeah he's just kind of it's kind of like uh slapping a stress ball yeah all right that's it for you vena baldrick you're up all right thurston i'm gonna blow your mind you've got this bomb in your hand yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna blow your mind i'm gonna drink it that guy and i'm gonna throw it all right i throw it and i hit him with really low numbers but 23 double hit i wanna i wanna i wanna preface this by saying if these guys had ac maybe like four or five higher than what it currently is we wouldn't be hitting them yes because we are rolling pretty bad i have seen a lot of single digit numbers yeah in any event i roll damage it's pathetic it's uh 11 you melt it oh my god it's so good i said wait some of our flesh was on him no yeah that's all of ten houses flesh is consumed no we're gonna put that back up flesh skin hey guys the raccoon guy just stole our guy what i mean he it's not like he can leave the the mansion but the raccoon guy has him great he went this way wait he looks over yeah but he's there you look over he's there buddy but but he was there and i saw him over there maybe he just picked him up and shook him around a bit but but but he was there when he was over there uh-huh what do you mean uh-huh Harrison can i get him can i do a medical check on this guy to see if he's missing any kidneys yeah sure oh apologies vena that's the one thing i'm sensitive about i bet you're sensitive he's got your fucking kidney stand through uh that's a nat 20 i'll do it this is the exact same human being entity you've encountered before with no alterations made clearly orin was seeing things you have to believe me that mr baldrick like i i saw him uh this house may be playing a trick on you you may be dehydrated you may be hungry you may be hallucinating you may be all of these things i don't really make any assertions one way he's right there he points to the door i don't see anything of course you don't see anything you put away before you turned i'm not crazy man i don't see anything and with that our intrepid destined band of chuckle fucks managed to clear approximately four rooms of the manor technically technically thurston thurston technically we cleared five wait hold on i loot the rooms come back next time oh yeah thurston can i can i make a stupid suggestion yes so in the in the kitchen the pantry where the raccoon man was attacking you know rocky rocky balboa yeah where he was where he was collecting his food i would like to coordinate with you that we will not 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