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Hoist The 10 Pound Chocolate Bunny · Mikey and Bob

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Speaker 1: From ninety six.
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Speaker 2: This morning, freakshaw and we start the show today with this.
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Speaker 3: And I like my bobla and like aday. My like
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Speaker 3: when he plays with his nips. That's where his birthday.
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Speaker 3: It's every day every day, it's the day.
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Speaker 2: Every birthday, Bob, I mean April Fool's, Mikey, it's not
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Speaker 2: that's not in April fools. That's not April fools.
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Speaker 4: April fools. You trick somebody. I'm not tricked by your song, okay.
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Speaker 3: And I like my bob blaf and like okay, and
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Speaker 3: I like it when he plays with his nips. And
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Speaker 3: that's where birthday it's every day, every day, it's the.
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Speaker 2: Day every day. It's today.
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Speaker 4: It's yeah, here we are in a new month. It's
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Speaker 4: April first. Bob's birthday was January first. People keep wishing
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Speaker 4: him happy birthday the day when he plays with his nips. Yeah,
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Speaker 4: that's our guy, Ben right there. That's the way to
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Speaker 4: start the show right there. Musical start to the show today.
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Speaker 2: Nice kiss.
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Speaker 4: I thought for sure after the Pittsburgh Penguins I had
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Speaker 4: to go to uh, you know, beat the Islanders, and
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Speaker 4: they scored all them goals. I thought for sure they
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Speaker 4: come back here and they have a close game, maybe
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Speaker 4: eke out a win against the Detroit Red Wings.
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Speaker 2: Nope, The onslaught continues. What is this?
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Speaker 4: Where are we gonna get deep playoff hockey this year
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Speaker 4: with the Penguins? What's happening? Watch out? Watch out? Okay,
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Speaker 4: it's Mike Kim Bob a Kiss Morning freak Show. Penguins
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Speaker 4: win last night at home five to one, back to
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Speaker 4: back hay threes.
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Speaker 2: Some will say they're heating up at the right time.
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Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's exactly what's happening, dude.
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Speaker 2: Some will say they're getting hot at the right time. Yea,
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Speaker 2: they only have a handful of games left of the season.
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Speaker 4: That's playoffs coming in hot, dude, coming in hot.
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Speaker 2: We're not even joking. Heating up at the right time hot,
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Speaker 2: and we can't be walking around here with a hot pen.
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Speaker 2: Can't be doing it.
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Speaker 5: Uh.
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Speaker 4: Gino is back in the lineup of Kenny Milkin after
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Speaker 4: missing four games.
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Speaker 2: But the other thing that kind of sucked with Brian
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Speaker 2: Rust was out.
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Speaker 4: Of the game, but it didn't really matter. Stuart Skinner
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Speaker 4: made some big stops. Penguins win five to one. They
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Speaker 4: now go to Tampa to take on the Lightning. This
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Speaker 4: will be their final game of the regular season against
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Speaker 4: the team that's currently in a playoff spot, so it
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Speaker 4: should be smooth sailing after this. But you know how
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Speaker 4: that works. It's probably not quite ddy in the NHL.
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Speaker 4: But man, you're right by hey, eating up at the
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Speaker 4: right time, getting hot, all right. Penn's at Tampa tomorrow,
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Speaker 4: and of course you can always listen to the Pen's
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Speaker 4: game four free on the iHeartRadio app on the radio
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Speaker 4: home that Pens one oh five nine d X.
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Speaker 2: It is April Fool's Day today.
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Speaker 4: We will get to our favorite April Fool's Day news
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Speaker 4: clip of all time for today and Freak Show history
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Speaker 4: right around seven o'clock. There is a big possibility, Bob,
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Speaker 4: that some space history is made today. I will give
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Speaker 4: you the details on what's happening around six twenty five.
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Speaker 2: Coming up, it's Mikey and Bob Basics. Like hen the
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Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob podcast.
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Speaker 4: Costco is now selling a ten pound chocolate bunny that
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Speaker 4: you need a hammer to eat for one hundred and
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Speaker 4: forty bucks. There's some people that probably did ask for
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Speaker 4: our ten pound chocolate Easter Bunny at Costco. I bring
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Speaker 4: this up because we will read the Facebook comments section
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Speaker 4: about Costco's ten pound bunny that you have to crack
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Speaker 4: open with a hammer around eight fifty five here on
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Speaker 4: the Kiss Morning Freak Show, it is Mikey and Bob.
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Speaker 4: It's a historic day today, whether you pay attention to
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Speaker 4: space stuff or not.
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Speaker 2: We're throwing humans near the Moon again. We're doing it. Now,
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Speaker 2: what is this.
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Speaker 4: They're gonna shoot them around the moon. Yeah, they're not
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Speaker 4: actually landing on the Moon. They're gonna fly around the
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Speaker 4: Moon and come back to Earth. But it's the first time.
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Speaker 4: This is the NASA's Artemis two mission where it's like
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Speaker 4: first time over fifty years that we're throwing people towards
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Speaker 4: the Moon like a full, full journey to the Moon.
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Speaker 4: So it's gonna have April Fool's Day. It's a bad day.
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Speaker 4: I bet you can't launch anything on April Fool's Day.
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Speaker 4: I don't feel like the world thinks the moon thinks
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Speaker 4: the goof anyways, Like that's true, that's true too.
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Speaker 2: And then you're gonna launch somebody back up there on
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Speaker 2: April fools. Nobody's gonna believe this, right d Day, So.
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Speaker 4: It launches later this evening as long as weather is
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Speaker 4: good from you know, down in Florida, and then they're
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Speaker 4: gonna orbit the Earth real quick and check all their systems,
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Speaker 4: then fire up the engines and head towards the Moon.
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Speaker 2: So they're gonna fly around the far side of the
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Speaker 2: Moon or as a.
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Speaker 4: Classic Dad's call it, the Dark side of the Moon Pink.
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Speaker 2: Floyd album, listen to my garage.
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Speaker 1: So we're gonna turn around, come back to Earth orbiting,
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Speaker 1: and then coming back down. Yeah, it's about ten days
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Speaker 1: they'll do it, but you know, hey, just got it.
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Speaker 4: Every now and then you just gotta throw some people
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Speaker 4: towards the moon make sure we can still get there,
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Speaker 4: get a good look at it. Yeah, I don't really
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Speaker 4: trust Elon Musk and his rockets and stuff like that.
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Speaker 4: Rising by Yeah, something every now and then you gotta
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Speaker 4: throw some people.
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Speaker 2: At the Moon to be like, all right, moon's still working.
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Speaker 4: It's a big deal though, because it's the first deep
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Speaker 4: space mission since like the seventies. They're gonna test things
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Speaker 4: for future moon landings. Man, first woman to go this
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Speaker 4: far into space, first person of color on a lunar mission,
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Speaker 4: all right, and the first non American to travel this far.
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Speaker 2: So it's yeah, it's a big deal. We're going to
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Speaker 2: the our side of the moon today. It's April fools.
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Speaker 2: Everything's going great here on Earth. Hopefully every thing goes
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Speaker 2: great in space today too.
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Speaker 4: But you know, you're a space person like me, You're
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Speaker 4: interested in stuff like this, and it's a historic day
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Speaker 4: and hopefully they can launch and everything goes well.
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Speaker 2: Do we have the power to live stream that?
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Speaker 4: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Like, once they get up to the moon, is there
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Speaker 1: like it says they're gonna starlink that.
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Speaker 2: No, I don't.
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Speaker 4: I don't think it's back down. No, I don't think
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Speaker 4: it's gonna be Look at the dark side. You want
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Speaker 4: to see it?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to see where the sun don't shine
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Speaker 2: in space. You're you're legally blind in one eye.
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Speaker 4: I don't know if we can trust you to find
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Speaker 4: where the sun don't shine.
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Speaker 2: I'm Mikey young bum.
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Speaker 1: I feel like I've eaten enough sweet treats over the
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Speaker 1: years where I meritated in my body and a bear
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Speaker 1: would just.
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Speaker 2: Get me like a snack.
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Speaker 6: Queens the Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
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Speaker 6: you get your podcasts.
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Speaker 4: Well, our power just went out here inside the building.
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Speaker 2: That was weird.
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Speaker 1: Right, everything just all the lights went off and uh,
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Speaker 1: all my controls went off, our computers shut down.
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Speaker 2: And it was just me and Bob sitting in here
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Speaker 2: in dark.
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Speaker 1: And then the backup generator finally kicked on, and here
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Speaker 1: we are.
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Speaker 2: Everything just zapped at once. Yeah, it's a little cloudy out.
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Speaker 4: It's a little rainy out today too. Highs in the
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Speaker 4: low sixties. It's Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Free Show.
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Speaker 4: Let's get to one of your talkback messages here, send
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Speaker 4: them through the free iHeartRadio app.
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Speaker 2: Brought to us by One Team Media.
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Speaker 7: Hey, this is Courtney and I have to say one thing.
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Speaker 7: You guys had the best show back from spring break.
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Speaker 7: I mean Colonoscopy, Lady Naked Lady, and Johnny Gun White Oak.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, Monday Show. We were on spring Break last week.
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Speaker 4: Monday Show. Yeah, great show. I don't even remember it,
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Speaker 4: but I'm sure it was great.
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Speaker 7: All these unhinged messages from all the listeners that were
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Speaker 7: so funny. Yeah, people still wishing Bob happy birthday.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not so funny anymore. To me.
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Speaker 7: It was to the point where I was so invested
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Speaker 7: that my parents were wondering why I wasn't answering their text.
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Speaker 7: They're down in Florida first spring break, and I'm like, wow,
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Speaker 7: I was just busy laughing at Mikey mob and I
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Speaker 7: told them everything that I just said.
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Speaker 1: That's nice. Your parents probably love us. You're just like
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Speaker 1: we thought something was wrong.
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Speaker 4: You're not responding because you're listening to the show.
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Speaker 2: I love that, all right? She got more.
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Speaker 7: These are the same parents that about what a month
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Speaker 7: or two ago, when I was really nervous that you
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Speaker 7: guys were going to be like, oh yeah, we're going
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Speaker 7: off the air. One day we were at the dinner
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Speaker 7: table and they were like, what would you have done
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Speaker 7: if they would have said that? Like this was after
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Speaker 7: you guys announced that you extend your contract, and I
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Speaker 7: just like didn't even say anything. I just like looked
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Speaker 7: at them, and they were like, yeah, you would have
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Speaker 7: cried hahn. I said, oh yeah, I mean.
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Speaker 1: We're not that special to deserve your tears. But your
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Speaker 1: parents just harassment. What do you done?
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Speaker 8: Huh?
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Speaker 1: I mean, good thing is you don't have to worry
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Speaker 1: about anything because we're staying around here for a while.
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Speaker 1: Signed a new four year extension, you know, earlier this year,
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Speaker 1: And they would have been the day it's all good.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, today would have been the day contracts
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Speaker 1: ran out? True day, it would have been today. It's
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Speaker 1: the last day.
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Speaker 4: Our contract is to the last day of March, right, yeah,
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Speaker 4: would it would have been?
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Speaker 2: Or yesterday would have been our last.
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Speaker 8: Hey, look at that?
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Speaker 2: Look at us still here, Look we did, we had
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Speaker 2: it all right.
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Speaker 4: It is April Fool's Day today, and you know, April
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Speaker 4: Fool's Day just annoys me. But the greatest news story
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Speaker 4: to ever come out of April Fool's Day, We will
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Speaker 4: get to that for today in Freak Show History. Coming
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Speaker 4: up next, it's Mikey and Bob The Kiss Morning Freak Show,
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Speaker 4: our favorite April Fool's Day news story of all time.
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Speaker 4: Coming up next for today in Freak Show History. Here
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Speaker 4: it's Mikey and Bob The Kiss Morning Freak Show. Hey, buckos,
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Speaker 4: nice little winn in Cincinnati yesterday, huh.
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Speaker 1: Eight to three Bucks and Pucks? Way, it was Bucks
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Speaker 1: and Pucks. It was Bucks and bucks.
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Speaker 4: O'Neil Cruz with two home runs, Rhin O'Hearn, Brian Reynolds
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Speaker 4: with two home runs. The Pirates wrap up their series
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Speaker 4: against the Reds this afternoon twelve forty starting Paul Skens
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Speaker 4: on the mound, Who's ozho? And one with sixty seven
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Speaker 4: one point five zero e R.
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Speaker 1: A rough start, rough start for skin start, So box.
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Speaker 2: Back at it.
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Speaker 4: This afternoon in Cincinnati, it is time for today in
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Speaker 4: freak Show history. Today is April first, April Fool's Day.
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Speaker 4: This was down in Tennessee years ago, and we have
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Speaker 4: yet to ever find an April Fool's Day joke that
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Speaker 4: was covered on the news that makes us laugh and
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Speaker 4: smile like this one did today History today, shy, April
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Speaker 4: Fool's gone wrong in Tennessee.
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Speaker 9: I do.
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Speaker 10: I will fools. They jokes all the time.
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Speaker 1: Okay, that's enough right there, toy, you're about to see
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Speaker 1: magic here.
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Speaker 10: I will fools, they jokes of the time.
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Speaker 4: Okay, you's get an interview to a TV station there
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Speaker 4: in Tennessee on her front.
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Speaker 2: Port this year would be the best yet. A prank
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Speaker 2: for her sister.
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Speaker 11: I was do April Fool's joke, Yeah, I said, Helen.
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Speaker 11: I shot my husband cleaning up the mass. Let's go
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Speaker 11: burying in black one. Oh boy called the sisters there.
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Speaker 2: I shot.
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Speaker 12: Yeah, you heard correctly, She told her sister. She murdered
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Speaker 12: her husband. Sister Helen called another family member. Somebody called
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Speaker 12: nine one one, Oh, no God.
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Speaker 8: The next thing I knew it was low everywhere.
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Speaker 13: It's the next thing I knew there was lowel over.
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Speaker 8: The next thing I knew it was low everywhere. The
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Speaker 8: response was excellent.
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Speaker 2: They're good, all right.
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Speaker 12: They got there, but inside they only found Hudson, and
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Speaker 12: she started to learn the joke might be on her.
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Speaker 5: Be careful in the April Fools jokes.
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Speaker 2: Right there, that right there is alt.
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Speaker 1: We will play every April Fool's Day from now until.
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Speaker 4: We do not work at this radio station anymore.
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Speaker 5: April Fools Joe, be careful in the April Fools joke.
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Speaker 2: You gotta be careful out there today.
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Speaker 4: You gotta keep your head on a swivel, especially on
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Speaker 4: the internet. It's April Fool's Day today. Every brand's gonna
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Speaker 4: try and be like, oh, you thought this was fun,
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Speaker 4: Now we make it in poop flavor.
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Speaker 1: You know, it's just it's dumb, right, but now it's poop.
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Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Let's
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Speaker 1: get to one of your talkback messages here again. If
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Speaker 1: you want to be part of the show.
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Speaker 4: You can send your message through the free iHeartRadio app.
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Speaker 9: This messages for Mikey and Bob.
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Speaker 1: So.
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Speaker 7: I am a freshman at WNJ College for Nursing. Yeah,
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Speaker 7: and I actually have a really important micro exam microbiology.
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Speaker 7: So if you guys could play Bob's laugh track, that.
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Speaker 9: Would be very very soothing.
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Speaker 8: Thanks guys.
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Speaker 1: All right, soothing? Does your laugh soothe Pepe? I think
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Speaker 1: it does. I think it soothes people.
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Speaker 4: You know, she's obviously a little nervous, got some anxiety
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Speaker 4: about her microbiology exam.
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Speaker 2: Little mind eracer before w and Jay. Is that what
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Speaker 2: this is?
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Speaker 4: This little this little reset for everybody? Yeah, yeah, again,
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Speaker 4: We've explained this plenty of times on the show. But
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Speaker 4: one day some lady just said, hey, Bob, you have
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Speaker 4: you have the best laugh. She called it angelic, and
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Speaker 4: we were like, yeah, you know what, Bob does have
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Speaker 4: a really good laugh. And then we started compiling every
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Speaker 4: good Bob laugh on the show into one big laugh
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Speaker 4: track that you know, a lot of you can just
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Speaker 4: request on the show and usually we'll play it, especially
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Speaker 4: if you've got a big micro biology exam.
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Speaker 1: Uh today, All right, here we go. Here's some of
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Speaker 1: Bob laughing.
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Speaker 14: All right, the clown move on, man, it's happening.
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Speaker 2: What my husband carry see Shagar Mustard, he re see.
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Speaker 10: I'm sucking down to cozy.
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Speaker 2: My god. Man, kids, you want a painting of a
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Speaker 2: ca that's smoking sig. I've been told it's cab full time. Oh,
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Speaker 2: tomorrow's gonna be a good one, is it? I don't know.
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Speaker 2: There you go.
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Speaker 4: That is a little over a minute of some of
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Speaker 4: the best Bob laughs. Good luck on your micro biology
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Speaker 4: exam today. All right, there's a Pittsburgh staple that announced
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Speaker 4: yesterday that they're done after more than thirty years. We
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Speaker 4: will get to that coming up around seven twenty five. Also,
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Speaker 4: your chance to win Casha tickets around eight thirty. It's
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Speaker 4: Mike and Bob kiss Hey. Thank you for listening to
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Speaker 4: our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now, whatever you're listening on,
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Speaker 4: we appreciate it.
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Speaker 10: Thank you.
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Speaker 2: Yep.
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Speaker 1: But if you're listening on our free iHeartRadio app, you
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Speaker 2: You can send us a message about.
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Speaker 4: Previous shows, the latest show, something you want us to cover.
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Speaker 2: On the show. Let us know where you're listening from. Two.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's fun too, right, people of random places.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I hit that little talkback microphone and you can
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Speaker 4: send us a message and maybe.
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Speaker 2: You'll make the show. That is Kailanie Folded.
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Speaker 4: It's Mikey above the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
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Speaker 4: Free Show. We'll have some rain today, has already been
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Speaker 4: a lot of rain earlier this morning.
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Speaker 2: Highs today in the uh in the low sixties.
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Speaker 4: Also, it is April first, April Fool's Day, so just
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Speaker 4: watch out online and with your coworkers and a bunch
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Speaker 4: of jokers out there. Yeah, just you know, be careful
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Speaker 4: is how.
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Speaker 2: We're warning you.
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Speaker 5: Be careful in the April Fools jokes.
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Speaker 2: Be careful in the April Fools jokes. Hey, you see you,
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Speaker 2: you see. They're closing down fit south Side.
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Speaker 4: Fat Head's done fair hell of a run though, right
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Speaker 4: over thirty years fat Head Saloon on the South Side,
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Speaker 4: they posted yesterday, after thirty four incredible years, we've made
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Speaker 4: the difficult decision to close the doors at fat Head
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Speaker 4: Saloon on the South Side. Last day will be April
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Speaker 4: twenty sixth. We only got a few more weeks of
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Speaker 4: fat Heads on the Southide. I feel like Fathead's just
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Speaker 4: one of those things that you expect to be there.
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Speaker 4: You expect it to be that staple on the South
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Speaker 4: Side that's never gonna move or go away, right, And
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Speaker 4: a lot of things change on the South Side, Fatheads
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Speaker 4: always there.
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Speaker 1: And then what nobody does is they questioned the actual
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Speaker 1: last time they went to fat Heads on South Side.
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Speaker 4: That's what happens with a lot of things that close
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Speaker 4: and shut down. It's like, how are you closing that?
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Speaker 1: Well, it's supposed to be when the last time you
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Speaker 1: went two thousand and seven, Like what, Yeah, Fathead's opened
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Speaker 1: to nineteen ninety two, The post said, closing the doors
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Speaker 1: is incredibly difficult, but we do it with pride, gratitude
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Speaker 1: and life time of memories. Fat Heads may be closing,
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Speaker 1: but the friendship, the laughter and the stories will live.
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Speaker 2: On far beyond these walls.
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Speaker 1: Fat Heads Brewery in Ohio, right, which bruised the beer,
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Speaker 1: and yeah, fat Heads Beer is still gonna give a
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Speaker 1: like different thing. I mean, they're together, but they're still
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Speaker 1: going to continue making the beer.
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Speaker 4: He'll still be able to go to get go and
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Speaker 4: get like like a six pack or twelve pack or
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Speaker 4: something of the bumbleberry if you want to. By the way, Bob, listen,
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Speaker 4: if somebody wants to pay the licensing fee and just
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Speaker 4: turn fat Heads into something else, but they can't use
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Speaker 4: the fat Heads mascot, the big face with the mustache,
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Speaker 4: I mean, Bob's on the south side is ready to
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Speaker 4: go for he has got the best mustache in the
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Speaker 4: city of Pittsburgh crew and he's ready. He's ready for
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Speaker 4: somebody to pay to use his licensing. So everybody just goes, oh.
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Speaker 2: Fat Heads is back. Just picture of boobs. All right,
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Speaker 2: let's get to our friend.
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Speaker 1: That's what that's what needs to happen.
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Speaker 2: Yes, it's the generic fat heads my head.
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Speaker 1: Fat Heads is closing down, but the menu and the bear,
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Speaker 1: everything's gonna stay the same, except it's gonna be a
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Speaker 1: new fat out of the mustache his head.
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Speaker 2: Yes, you're right, it's gonna be a new Southside berth
19:21
Speaker 2: and south Side's answer to everything. Like, it's just a
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Speaker 2: southside ber ing Souths like bad Head.
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Speaker 4: Don't change it too much, okay, everybody. Everybody basically uses
19:29
Speaker 4: it for directions. Oh it's only like quarter mile down
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Speaker 4: from fat Heads. You know, you take a left, right,
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Speaker 4: there after bad my face on it.
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Speaker 1: Uh, yesterday, I guess tall Kathy was talking about Fatheads
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Speaker 1: closing on the South Side and she got a message
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Speaker 1: from our friend Diane, who listens to the show all
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Speaker 1: the time talk back messages brought to us by One
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Speaker 1: Team Media.
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Speaker 8: Oh, Kathy, I.
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Speaker 9: Just heard you say, fat Heads it's closing.
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Speaker 8: Oh my god.
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Speaker 2: They had the best.
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Speaker 9: Sandwiches on the menu. We go down there for play
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Speaker 9: and concerts, and our whole family would go in there
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Speaker 9: and have you know, sandwiches and gravy and everything that
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Speaker 9: they had. Oh my god, I like this shipwreck sandwich,
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Speaker 9: shipwreck sandwich.
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Speaker 2: Oh god, I.
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Speaker 9: Can't believe they're clothing.
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Speaker 10: Did they say why?
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Speaker 3: Oh?
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Speaker 2: And we also got the beer.
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Speaker 9: The beer. The best thing a T shirt. We always
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Speaker 9: got a different T shirt every time we went.
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Speaker 4: Down ship shipwrecked sandwich, beer, different T shirts, gravy, the
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Speaker 4: bad Heads.
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Speaker 9: I can't believe that that's the only bad Heads restaurant
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Speaker 9: there is.
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Speaker 2: In the entire world.
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Speaker 9: I mean, it's the coolest place to go. Well, you know,
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Speaker 9: find out, you can find out why they're closing. We
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Speaker 9: gotta get We're gonna go before they closed. Definitely, thanks
20:48
Speaker 9: for that.
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Speaker 2: Update, they had to close it up.
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Speaker 1: Diane, Diane, Diane, no more, We're done the doors.
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Speaker 4: So he saluted everybody over at fat Heads, a Pittsburgh
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Speaker 4: staple for more than thirty years.
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Speaker 2: Sad to see them closing down, but you know we
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Speaker 2: Bob's maybe coming soon.
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Speaker 10: Though.
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Speaker 1: If you haven't had gravy until you've had Bob's gravy
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Speaker 1: extra thick.
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Speaker 8: It's just your picture.
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Speaker 4: It just says Bob's gravy bart Hell happened to Fatheads,
21:22
Speaker 4: all right? We got your chance at catching tickets coming
21:24
Speaker 4: up around eight thirty. And also Costco has a ten
21:27
Speaker 4: pound Easter Bunny, like a chocolate Easter bunny, one hundred
21:31
Speaker 4: and forty bucks that you gotta break with a hammer.
21:34
Speaker 4: We will read the Facebook comments about that coming up.
21:37
Speaker 1: Around eight fifty five. It's Mikey Bob ramping up to
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Speaker 1: the NFL Draft.
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Speaker 4: It is gonna be the biggest single event in the
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Speaker 4: history of the city of Pittsburgh. And I gotta be honest,
21:51
Speaker 4: I have no idea what I'm doing for the Draft.
21:54
Speaker 4: I don't know if I want to go down there.
21:55
Speaker 4: I don't know if I want to stay completely away
21:57
Speaker 4: from it. I don't know if I'm gonna be paid.
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Speaker 4: Need to show up someplace. I don't know what's happening
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Speaker 4: with the draft. I might just be at home, avoiding
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Speaker 4: the crowd and everything. I find someplace to park. Yeah,
22:08
Speaker 4: in there, It'smike Y Bob a Kiss Morning Free Show.
22:12
Speaker 4: There is about four thousand parking spaces on the North
22:16
Speaker 4: Shore that we're losing with the drafts.
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Speaker 2: That's wild that right there.
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Speaker 4: Like if if before a regular Pirate game they said, yeah,
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Speaker 4: there's like four thousand spots that you can't park in,
22:28
Speaker 4: I'd be like, I'm not going anywhere near that dead.
22:32
Speaker 4: But it's the NFL Draft, so I think a lot
22:34
Speaker 4: of people will obviously still want to be It's once
22:36
Speaker 4: a lifetime though, you know.
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Speaker 1: I see they're trying to make the meter parking through
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Speaker 1: the south Side, trying to raise prices on that too,
22:43
Speaker 1: because you know they can make a couple extra bucks. Yeah,
22:46
Speaker 1: by people just street parking through the I met north side.
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Speaker 1: That south side. I think it's a south side, but yeah,
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Speaker 1: through the north side. So people are all fired up
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Speaker 1: about that.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, if you live on the north Side and
22:56
Speaker 4: then you're parking goes up to five dollars an hour,
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Speaker 4: you're gonna be angry about when you're just trying to
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Speaker 4: park in front of your house, right, yeah, yeah, are
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Speaker 4: the listen. Is the rest of the NFL fandom about
23:07
Speaker 4: to feel the raft of parking chairs?
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Speaker 2: I think so?
23:10
Speaker 4: Oh my god, NFL draft parking chairs. You got decorated
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Speaker 4: black and gold. Right, you got to make it look
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Speaker 4: like a piece of art. So somebody from out of
23:18
Speaker 4: town will be like, oh man, I can't move that.
23:20
Speaker 4: That must be there for a reason, you know that's important.
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Speaker 4: Let's hey, hinsers, if you have parking near the north Shore,
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Speaker 4: north side, whatever like that, parking chairs come into play.
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Speaker 1: Let them know what's up. Put a coch out there,
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Speaker 1: parking cotch by the way. Sometimes people use cones.
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Speaker 4: I am so confused by the Pirates Victory cone all
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Speaker 4: the Pirate cone thing.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they have a.
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Speaker 4: Cone now that they having the dugout when they hit
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Speaker 4: home runs.
23:48
Speaker 2: Now they already have a welders mask go right.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then the cone came out last night. I
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Speaker 1: hoist the cone. But see I saw the shirt before
23:59
Speaker 1: I saw the cone. Yeah, which is weird because the
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Speaker 1: shirt came out like a month or or so ago.
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Speaker 1: On fanatics and everybody's like, what the what the hell
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Speaker 1: is this? Yes, there is a Nike shirt, a Nike
24:10
Speaker 1: Pirate shirt on Fanatics that just says hoist the cone
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Speaker 1: and it has a traffic cone on it.
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Speaker 4: It's forty five bucks. You're insane if you buy that,
24:19
Speaker 4: because there'll be a Strip District cone shirt real soon,
24:21
Speaker 4: I'm sure. But I'm I saw it too before, and
24:24
Speaker 4: I'm like, wow, I must that must be a blind
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Speaker 4: spot for me. I missed, I missed whatever the cone is.
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Speaker 2: You know, right right?
24:31
Speaker 1: And then uh, you know, even last night, Ryan O'Hearn
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Speaker 1: hits the home run here was called Greg Brown on
24:36
Speaker 1: sports Net Pittsburgh player.
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Speaker 15: Of the duck, cannon ball coming, Ryan O'Hearn, Homer's off,
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Speaker 15: the lefty Pirates take a four nothing lead, Yeah, hoist
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Speaker 15: the cone.
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Speaker 2: Bit the welders mask. Oh gotta love it all right,
24:51
Speaker 2: So we have a traffic cone.
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Speaker 1: I mean, in my opinion, the damn traffic cone is
24:55
Speaker 1: way funnier than the welders mask.
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Speaker 2: The welder's mask.
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Speaker 4: Yes, I agree, it's like, oh, we get it, Pittsburgh
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Speaker 4: Welding Steel, all that, we get it.
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Speaker 1: Like as Ryan o'harne was rounding the bases, they cut
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Speaker 1: to the dugout and they're just raising this cone, walking
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Speaker 1: around with it.
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Speaker 2: It's it's great, it's great. I just I'm wondering. I'm
25:13
Speaker 2: wondering why the shirt.
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Speaker 4: I feel like the shirt came first though, Like, did
25:16
Speaker 4: somebody and the Pirates be like, Hey, we're gonna have
25:18
Speaker 4: a traffic cone this year, so just print the shirts.
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Speaker 2: You think there's some marketing crap.
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Speaker 8: It might be.
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Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm just very confused.
25:24
Speaker 1: Did one of the guys see like a cone in
25:26
Speaker 1: the hallway and it's like, it's coming with us now
25:28
Speaker 1: out of the dugouts? Yeah, but they are if they
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Speaker 1: saw the cone shirt and they're like, all right, let's
25:32
Speaker 1: run with it.
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Speaker 4: Maybe, but then why does Nike and fanatics even make
25:36
Speaker 4: a hoist.
25:37
Speaker 1: We're so confused by the cone, but we kind of
25:40
Speaker 1: like it a little bit. I kind of like the cone.
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Speaker 4: Pirates back at it. Twelve thirty five afternoon game in Cincinnati.
25:45
Speaker 4: Paul skeens on the mound. Your chance at catch it
25:48
Speaker 4: tickets coming up around eight thirty, and we'll read the
25:51
Speaker 4: Facebook comments on Costco's new ten pound chocolate Easter Bunny
25:56
Speaker 4: that they're selling around eight to fifty five. It's Mikey
25:58
Speaker 4: and bobam Miking for our podcast. The first round in
26:05
Speaker 4: the NFL Draft will be coming up on Thursday, April
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Speaker 4: twenty third, but then that Friday night, the twenty fourth
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Speaker 4: of April, our friend Taul Kathy, the voice of the
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Speaker 4: Steelers Rob King, will be hosting Here we Go Draft
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Speaker 4: Night after hours at the Share It in right there
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Speaker 4: in Station Square with Alex Highsmith and Jack Sawyer and
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Speaker 4: will Hard Hard Steelers legend Casey Hampton. You can get
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Speaker 4: your tickets at nine six one Kiss dot Com slash
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Speaker 4: Draft Party. Bob, it is time to say something nice
26:35
Speaker 4: now on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. This is where
26:38
Speaker 4: you send us messages because there is enough bad going
26:41
Speaker 4: on in the world. You can't even turn on the
26:43
Speaker 4: news without just getting depressed and anxious.
26:47
Speaker 1: There's some good going on the what's going on that's
26:49
Speaker 1: good in your life? We just like to hear everybody
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Speaker 1: say something nice.
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Speaker 16: Okay, say something nice, Say something nice.
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Speaker 4: Go all the way to one of her favorite listeners, Jess,
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Speaker 4: who listens to the show on the iHeartRadio app all
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Speaker 4: the way in Hawaii.
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Speaker 8: Yes, in Hawaii again.
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Speaker 17: I cannot sing, but you could take the oohe say
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Speaker 17: something nice.
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Speaker 2: And change it to move bees say something nice.
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Speaker 10: I don't know if it would work, okay, just.
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Speaker 8: Throwing it out.
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Speaker 4: So she's saying, sence, maybe a name for our fans,
27:25
Speaker 4: our listeners, our wonderful family is the movies right the.
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Speaker 2: It's a combination of boulevard. So she's saying and said, ooh,
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Speaker 2: we say something nice.
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Speaker 16: We say move bees say something nice, say something nice.
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Speaker 2: I don't know, goes okay.
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Speaker 16: Bees say something nice, say something nice.
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Speaker 17: Amy and Bob, Dan from Honda's girlfriends here.
27:55
Speaker 2: Whoa okay, whoa dang from Honda. That's our dog there.
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Speaker 2: He worked Honda.
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Speaker 4: Can listen there podcast like every day and whenever we
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Speaker 4: go to get Going mc candlest we always see.
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Speaker 2: Dan from Honda there. He's a good body ours.
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Speaker 17: Now, just want to let you guys know that today
28:10
Speaker 17: is his birthday.
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, April Fool's birthday for Dan from Honda.
28:15
Speaker 17: Yes, he's an April Fools baby, fitting I know. So
28:19
Speaker 17: if you guys could wish him a happy birthday. He
28:21
Speaker 17: is the best husband, well boyfriend and father anyone could
28:26
Speaker 17: ask for. And he deserves to have a good birthday.
28:29
Speaker 17: And he loves you guys. Oh yeah, so I'm sur
28:31
Speaker 17: he would appreciate a happy birthday coming from you.
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Speaker 2: Love you bye, Hey Dan from Honda. He's the best.
28:36
Speaker 2: Dan from Honda. You're the best.
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Speaker 1: Dan from Honda made every birthday.
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Speaker 16: Many outhing nice. Say he's something nice, Hey.
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Speaker 18: Guys, meals on the Mountain.
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Speaker 7: I'd like to say something nice to Destiny in Florida.
28:52
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, love Mills on the mount Destiny listens to
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Speaker 4: show down in Florida on the iHeartRadio app.
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Speaker 17: For being my emotional support last week while you guys
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Speaker 17: were out.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, she needed a friend Mills on the Mountains.
29:03
Speaker 4: Just like no, Mike and Bob, gotta talk to my
29:06
Speaker 4: friend Destiny down in Florida.
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Speaker 2: Talk me through this.
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Speaker 7: I was not aware that you take a spring break,
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Speaker 7: but now I've learned.
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Speaker 2: Yeah we do.
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Speaker 19: Do you take it the same week every year?
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Speaker 4: Just no, it's sometimes it's different. But month, month of
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Speaker 4: March usually we're going to.
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Speaker 1: Take a week off. Right, But what Millsy can't plan
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Speaker 1: your life around your.
29:25
Speaker 2: Show podcasts for two days? They were probably on right there.
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Speaker 2: So I'm working on my calendar and mentally prepare. Yeah,
29:36
Speaker 2: she wants to put on her calendar. Yeah, because I
29:38
Speaker 2: went through withdraw but I survived.
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Speaker 4: Okay, she survived and we were off last week.
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Speaker 16: Say something nice, Say something nice, and thank you Destiny.
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Speaker 4: Down in Florida for being her emotional support person as
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Speaker 4: she was as yeah, going through it all right. Coming
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Speaker 4: up next on the show, always people getting naked, getting
29:59
Speaker 4: her rest in making the news and making our show.
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Speaker 2: We have a naked possibly high person.
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Speaker 4: Uh possibly Hi, I'm possibly high playing in a sprinkler.
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Speaker 4: Now we'll get to that. Coming up next and your
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Speaker 4: chance at catch you tickets. Around eight thirty, it's Mikey
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Speaker 4: Bob The Kiss Morning Freak Show. Well, if you missed
30:20
Speaker 4: the start of the show this morning, you missed.
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Speaker 5: Uh.
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Speaker 2: In April Fool's Day, I guess song that was sent
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Speaker 2: to us.
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Speaker 4: Mom.
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Speaker 3: Bob laughing like a kid, and I like when he
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Speaker 3: plays with his nips and that swell his birthday.
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Speaker 8: It's every day.
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Speaker 1: Every day, It's the day, every birthday, Bob, April Fools.
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Speaker 2: Mikey, Yeah, I don't know, Ben right, thank you, Ben. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: it's your buddy Bet right there. It's Mike and Bob
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Speaker 2: The Kiss Morning Freak Show.
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Speaker 4: There's always people getting naked, getting arrested, making the news
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Speaker 4: and making our show.
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Speaker 2: It is time for a nake sorry.
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Speaker 18: Again, head, it's time for another naked story on the
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Speaker 18: ninety six one Kiss Morning Freaks Out with Mikey and
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Speaker 18: Big Bat.
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Speaker 2: All right, let's get to this.
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Speaker 7: Naked man was caught in downtown Louisville breaking into at
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Speaker 7: least a one car and when police found him, yep,
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Speaker 7: he was taking a shower in a parking garage.
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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, so we got a guy who is naked,
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Speaker 4: he's breaking into a car.
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Speaker 2: He's showering in a parking garage.
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Speaker 20: Orange station wagon City right there, somebody took a brick
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Speaker 20: and broke out the back window and took almost everything
31:36
Speaker 20: out of the back of that car. Right now, the
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Speaker 20: guy that police believed they did that, we would like
31:41
Speaker 20: to show you what it looked like, but he was
31:43
Speaker 20: not wearing a thing.
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Speaker 2: Okay, can't show that man. That's when he came over here,
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Speaker 2: completely nude, and eyewitness here saw the naked person.
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Speaker 1: Lifted a sprinkler head and was taking a shower in
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Speaker 1: the sprinkler head, completely knud like he was at home,
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Speaker 1: all right, just doing some naked washing, right Louisville, Wacky
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Speaker 1: water weasels out.
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Speaker 2: He took a minute for me to realize he was
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Speaker 2: completely nude, almost one hundred percent new.
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Speaker 1: How did it take you a minute to realize he
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Speaker 1: was completely naked?
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 4: I think if I see a naked person showering in
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Speaker 4: a sprinkler hand, you know, by a parking garage, I'm
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Speaker 4: gonna be like.
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Speaker 2: Whoa naked guy. It's not gonna take me a minute
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Speaker 2: to process that.
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Speaker 20: I called the cops, and they, of course asked, you
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Speaker 20: know what he's wearing.
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Speaker 2: He's naked. He was wearing a hat and I said.
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Speaker 4: Well, not too much, you know, I said, he's completely
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Speaker 4: new wo yeah, that's where he was taking a shower
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Speaker 4: under the sprinkler head.
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Speaker 2: Akrey tried to talk to the guy he.
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Speaker 1: Was He kept repeating the same thing he had, like
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Speaker 1: he didn't even acknowledge.
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Speaker 2: Who I was.
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Speaker 4: Man, I wish we knew what he was saying, though,
32:40
Speaker 4: that's not part of the story, naked washing. Maybe he's
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Speaker 4: just saying, let me wash, let me wash, let me wash,
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Speaker 4: let me We don't.
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Speaker 2: Know what you say.
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Speaker 1: The details we want, though, right, yeah, that's the details
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Speaker 1: of the story we want. What did the naked guy
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Speaker 1: who's taking a shower and a sprinkler, possibly high.
32:55
Speaker 2: He say to somebody over and over and over again.
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Speaker 2: Bakery says he was not easily detained.
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Speaker 1: They're trying to get a hold of him, and he
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Speaker 1: got loose, let's say multiple times he got loose to
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Speaker 1: me slippery here. Yeah, yeah, he's basically wet naked. He's
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Speaker 1: like a Louisville lizard. At that point, you know, I
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Speaker 1: got a hold of a wizard whoa careful mout.
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Speaker 4: It's a naked person making the show once again. All right,
33:18
Speaker 4: we got your chance to go see Kasha coming up
33:20
Speaker 4: around eight thirty and Costco has a new ten pound.
33:25
Speaker 2: Chocolate Easter Bunny that you have to break with a hammer.
33:28
Speaker 3: Uh.
33:29
Speaker 4: We will read the Facebook comments about the giant Easter bunny.
33:32
Speaker 2: Coming up around eight to fifty five. It's Mikey Bomb
33:35
Speaker 2: ninety six to one.
33:41
Speaker 4: Youre a chance to go see Kasha at Star Lake
33:43
Speaker 4: this summer coming up in.
33:44
Speaker 2: Just a couple of minutes. Right now, let's get today
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Speaker 2: learn something together.
33:48
Speaker 18: Right now, it's time to lie that what the hell
33:52
Speaker 18: is this rating with Mikey and.
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Speaker 2: Bad All right.
33:55
Speaker 1: One of the most popular shows on Bravo is Summer
33:58
Speaker 1: House and I got to be honest, this is a
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Speaker 1: blind spot for me. But Bob, our friend that watches
34:05
Speaker 1: all the Bravo shows, Yeah, sent me a text before
34:08
Speaker 1: all this stuff happened, said, big Summer House rumors going on.
34:13
Speaker 1: I don't think it's true, but it's weird. Kyle's ex wife,
34:16
Speaker 1: Amanda is linked to my favorite West. But West was
34:19
Speaker 1: really pursuing Sierra, and Sierra and Amanda are best friends.
34:23
Speaker 2: So I was like, all right, well, you know.
34:25
Speaker 1: Seems like it's seems like it's a thing. Then the
34:28
Speaker 1: drama's hot.
34:29
Speaker 4: But then the statement came out where they admitted to
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Speaker 4: all of it, and our Bravo friend texted.
34:36
Speaker 2: Me, holy bleep, it was all true. Like this is
34:39
Speaker 2: a big deal.
34:39
Speaker 1: So if you have not been following Wow along with
34:43
Speaker 1: Summerhouse and what's happening on Bravo. Amanda Patula is now
34:48
Speaker 1: dating West Wilson, that wouldn't be a big thing except
34:52
Speaker 1: Amanda just split from her husband.
34:54
Speaker 2: Kyle Cook earlier this year. Wow.
34:57
Speaker 4: West previously dated Sierra Miller, who is Amanda and is
35:01
Speaker 4: Amanda's close friend.
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Speaker 2: Sierra is now on following Amanda and skipped appearances with her.
35:08
Speaker 1: The timing is just wild because a man in Kyle's separation,
35:12
Speaker 1: you know, it's basically it's just like they break up,
35:17
Speaker 1: it's over, and then they.
35:19
Speaker 2: Start dating friends saucy.
35:25
Speaker 4: I mean this season a Summerhouse, you're watching like a
35:27
Speaker 4: man in Kyle's marriage sort of falling apart, and that's
35:29
Speaker 4: here in West's earlier relationship drama. So basically, to recap
35:33
Speaker 4: the Summer House drama, Amanda is dating her friend's acts
35:37
Speaker 4: right after leaving her husband, and uh, you know, some
35:40
Speaker 4: of those Bravo shows are really tight, so there's a
35:42
Speaker 4: lot of cryptic posts going on every day.
35:44
Speaker 2: You got drama, We got Bravo drama. Bravo knows exactly
35:47
Speaker 2: what they're doing.
35:48
Speaker 1: They just created their own like yeah, bravoversphere, sure, and
35:56
Speaker 1: people just go wild for it with all the shows.
35:58
Speaker 4: There's Real Housewives of Island that's premiering tomorrow night Thursday
36:02
Speaker 4: on Bravo, and then Sunday is the season seventeen premiere
36:08
Speaker 4: of Real Housewives of Atlanta on Bravo. Also trending, Tiger
36:15
Speaker 4: Woods said he's stepping back from golf.
36:17
Speaker 1: Now you know he got that dui he pled not
36:19
Speaker 1: guilty to the Dui rollover crash, even though he admitted
36:23
Speaker 1: to taking a few pills.
36:24
Speaker 2: Obviously, this dude's had.
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Speaker 4: Surgeries and injuries and seems to have a problem with
36:31
Speaker 4: prescription drugs at this point and getting behind the wheel.
36:34
Speaker 4: But he posted a statement yesterday, I know and understand
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Speaker 4: the seriousness of the situation I found myself in Today.
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Speaker 4: I'm stepping away for a period of time to seek
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Speaker 4: treatment and folks on my health.
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Speaker 2: It's necessary necessary in order for.
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Speaker 4: Me to prioritize my well being in work towards lasting recovery.
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Speaker 4: So obviously Tiger Woods, he's been going through some things
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Speaker 4: for a while now.
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Speaker 2: Hopefully he gets the help he needs.
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Speaker 4: Yesterday, Taylor Swift put out a new video for her
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Speaker 4: song Elizabeth Tay from Life the Showgirl album.
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Speaker 2: There's no Taylor.
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Speaker 4: Swift in it, It's just it's just old footage of
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Speaker 4: Elizabeth Taylor, like candid moments her and movies and everything.
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Speaker 4: A representative from Elizabeth Taylor's estate has told TMZ that
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Speaker 4: they're thrilled and deeply moved by it.
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Speaker 2: They said, what makes.
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Speaker 4: This piece so remarkable is it's pure devotion to Elizabeth
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Speaker 4: Taylor's legacy. Composed entirely of the clips from her performances
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Speaker 4: and candid moments. It's a celebration and if there's anyone
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Speaker 4: navigating the extraordinary pressures of global fame with comparable authenticity
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Speaker 4: and strength, it's Taylor Swift. The estate is honored that
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Speaker 4: she chows to pay tribute in this way. We'll have
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Speaker 4: no doubt that Elizabeth Taylor would have loved every frame
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Speaker 4: of it too, So that's pretty cool. Obviously, we knew
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Speaker 4: they were gonna be big fans of the video because
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Speaker 4: it's all Elizabeth Taylor. You know, there's probably a whole generation,
37:51
Speaker 4: if not a couple generations as Swift as that are
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Speaker 4: just going.
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Speaker 2: Like, wow, this lady was in movies.
37:56
Speaker 1: You know, we sat in here yesterday and watched it.
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Speaker 1: It was either right after the show. We're like towards
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Speaker 1: the end of the show where it's like, yeah, we're
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Speaker 1: looking out, or like where's Taylor.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, they're just like it's Alizabeth tailored. And also, Bob,
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Speaker 4: some news from Netflix. Okay, I have not tapped into
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Speaker 4: this one. I'm staying away from this one, but Age
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Speaker 4: of Attraction has been renewed for season two.
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Speaker 2: We don't need it, No, we got enough of these
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Speaker 2: dating shows.
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Speaker 4: All right, Bob's out on Age of Attraction where they
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Speaker 4: don't reveal their age till the end.
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Speaker 1: I watched season one and was creeped out by like
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Speaker 1: ninety percent of it.
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Speaker 2: I'm good. Here's your chance to win cash your tickets.
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Speaker 1: Good luck, we knows h Good morning, Mike, you Bob?
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Speaker 4: Hi?
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Speaker 4: Hi?
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Speaker 2: Ash Ash? How are you today? Everything going good?
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Speaker 10: I'm good?
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Speaker 2: How are you pretty good? Are you calling for Casha tickets?
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Speaker 1: I am your caller number nine. Congrats you're going to
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Speaker 1: see her this summer.
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Speaker 8: You're kidding me.
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Speaker 2: It's a real thing.
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Speaker 8: Oh, thank you.
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Speaker 2: I'm one of them for my teenager.
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Speaker 12: She's gonna be so excited.
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Speaker 4: That's awesome. Star like August twenty fifth. Just hold on,
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Speaker 4: we'll get all the detail. Okay, okay, thank you, Tall Cap.
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Speaker 4: You'll have more Cashing tickets coming up around four thirty. Hey,
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Speaker 4: it's Mario Day today.
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Speaker 2: It is Mario Day, Mario Galaxy movie, and make a million.
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Speaker 2: It's gonna make a billion dollars.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it might make a million easily, like before five
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Speaker 4: o'clock today. Yeah, it's gonna make so much money Easter
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Speaker 4: weekend to a lot of kids off school for spring break. Still, uh,
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Speaker 4: today is a day that you can go see it
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Speaker 4: later today and then you know, it's just gonna make
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Speaker 4: a ton of money.
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Speaker 2: They're gonna do your thing here where you tell everybody
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Speaker 2: you're gonna go when I'm not.
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Speaker 4: I'm actually not. I'm not gonna lie to everybody. Every
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Speaker 4: other movie, every moviet excited about every movie that I'm
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Speaker 4: just a little bit.
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Speaker 2: Excited about it. Like, you know what, I think, I'm
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Speaker 2: gonna go to the movies and see this. Listen.
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Speaker 1: I'm introverted. I like staying home. If I have the
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Speaker 1: choice to stay home or go somewhere, I stay home.
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Speaker 2: Mario can do it for you. It takes a lot
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Speaker 2: to get me out to the movies. And no, there's
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Speaker 2: gonna be so many people. Well that's the other thing too, Yeah,
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Speaker 2: that's a lot of people. I do not like packed theaters.
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Speaker 4: All right, You want to check out with Pittsburgh Police
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Speaker 4: Scanner account here, Bob, What's going on again?
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Speaker 2: Pghdash scanner dot com.
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Speaker 4: A couple people will listen to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner
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Speaker 4: and then report on what is happening.
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Speaker 2: In and around our city.
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Speaker 4: East Alleghany, East Ohio Street colors said that a guy
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Speaker 4: wearing a Biggie Small's T shirt, Oh no.
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Speaker 2: Is threatening him. Oh not Biggie Small, Biggie Smalls T shirt.
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Speaker 1: Alright, he big one of the greatest rappers of all time,
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Speaker 1: just wearing a Biggie Small shirt.
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Speaker 4: But you're threatening people in the Biggie Small show. I mean,
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Speaker 4: you're making Biggie Small's threats. You know, Biggie Smalls doesn't
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Speaker 4: seem very threatening.
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Speaker 2: Ow not now he's dead for like two years, you know,
40:46
Speaker 2: valid point.
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Speaker 4: I feel like once people are dead for a couple
40:48
Speaker 4: of decades, you know you're not scared of him anymore.
40:52
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not scared of you, Biggie Small.
40:54
Speaker 4: I'm scared of the ghost of Biggie Smalls now, you
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Speaker 4: know now that we're talking bad like, I'm scared now.
40:59
Speaker 4: I'm scared that we've summoned the ghost of Baggie Smalls here, you.
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Speaker 1: Know, baby, also happening in and around our city.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if we're having a good show today,
41:09
Speaker 2: but we're powering.
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Speaker 4: Most Allegany Presley Street high rise callers said they caught
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Speaker 4: some people engaging in some enhanced public affections.
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Speaker 1: Some ladies tonight should be having my baby.
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Speaker 2: Presley Street high Rise.
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Speaker 4: So some people are engaged in some enhanced public affections
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Speaker 4: enhanced me.
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 4: It doesn't have the details on that, but I kind
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Speaker 4: of want to know, right, pants on or pants off?
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Speaker 2: Presley Street? Pants off?
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Speaker 1: My pants don't stay on over there, Presley Street enhanced
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Speaker 1: public affection.
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Speaker 2: It might be something though that somebody.
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Speaker 4: Season is just like wait a minute, like they they
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Speaker 4: got their clothes on, but Presley Street high Rise lap dance.
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Speaker 2: I'm calling the cops on this.
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Speaker 1: That's what's happening in and around our city.
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Speaker 4: Man blames bear and snakes for being naked outside.
42:20
Speaker 2: Don't blame it on the animals. They steal clothes bare
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Speaker 4: It's just gonna be periods of rain on and off today.
42:34
Speaker 4: Highs in the low sixties though, so it is warm out.
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Speaker 4: It's Mikey Abob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
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Speaker 4: Freak Show. Easter's coming up on Sunday. Good Friday is
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Speaker 4: this Friday? Costco is selling a ten pound chocolate bunny.
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Speaker 2: Yeah nobody, nobody needs this right in their life. For
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Speaker 2: one hundred and forty dollars. This seems kind of wild.
42:54
Speaker 4: The box tells you not to even take a bite
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Speaker 4: of the Easter bunny, but take one bold whack with.
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Speaker 2: A mallet hammer or rolling pin to break up the pieces.
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Speaker 2: So one hundred and.
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Speaker 4: Forty dollars ten pound chocolate Easter bunny at Costco.
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Speaker 2: And then we read the Facebook comments.
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Speaker 6: Beware, we are going to a very deep dark place
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Speaker 6: on the internet.
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Speaker 2: It's time for six to one kiss Facebook comments.
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Speaker 4: All right, these are Facebook comments on the Costco ten
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Speaker 4: pound chocolate Easter bunny for one hundred and forty dollars.
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Speaker 2: They have to break with hammer.
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Speaker 4: Ron g eat that and instead of making a Costco run,
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Speaker 4: you will have the Costco runs.
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Speaker 2: Okay, Joseph v. Costco is trash.
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Speaker 4: They could keep their dollar fifty hot dogs made of
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Speaker 4: chicken butt too. Oh, come on, leave the Costco dog's
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Speaker 4: eyes quality dog sherry A. My husband got me a
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Speaker 4: gag naughty chocolate penis for Valentine's Day from the gas
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Speaker 4: stationery and I haven't touched it yet.
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Speaker 2: Yes, chocolate bean that's a real lover. Your husband must
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Speaker 2: really love you. Kelly J.
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Speaker 4: I can remember back in the late eighties, my father
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Speaker 4: brought home a three foot chocolate Easter bunny for my mom. Okay,
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Speaker 4: our dog ate the ears off it and dragged your
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Speaker 4: butt across the carpet.
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Speaker 2: For the next two months.
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Speaker 4: Oh no, Mark l Bet, it's nasty, nasty, fat, Okay, nasty.
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Speaker 4: I just read the word nasty is nasty. Oh, it's nasty.
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Speaker 4: Let me try this again here, Mark el Bet, it's
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Speaker 4: that nasty fake chocolate.
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Speaker 3: Two.
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Speaker 2: Then morons that buy that deserve this.
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Speaker 4: Debbie l might need next roll toilet paper after all
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Speaker 4: that sugar rushes through your guts again. These are Facebook
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Speaker 4: comments on a ten pound chocolate Easter bunny for one
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Speaker 4: hundred and forty dollars at Costco. Rita s I'm gonna
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Speaker 4: scoop for these giant bunnies a day after Easter and
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Speaker 4: eat the until I get sick. Don't do that, and
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Speaker 4: half off candy if they don't sell out. Lois W.
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Speaker 4: Nothing says Easter like smacking a bunny with a hammer.
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Speaker 2: Dan lt not today, Satan, I'm down three ponds. Michael V.
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Speaker 2: Nothing says America more than this.
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Speaker 4: Can't wait to whip out my power tools after church
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Speaker 4: on Easter Sunday, to bust up a monster chocolate Easter
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Speaker 4: bunny for the.
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Speaker 2: Family to gorge on.
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Speaker 4: And one more here Susan h Thank god it isn't
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Speaker 4: a three foot talk.
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Speaker 2: Cant bearry egg.
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Speaker 4: I woant to put myself in the hospital trying to
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Speaker 4: eat it. Just when we thought the Penguins used up
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Speaker 4: all their goals when they were playing the Islanders, No,
45:39
Speaker 4: they brought some goals back home to Penguins beat the
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Speaker 4: Red Wings five to one. Back to back victories for
45:44
Speaker 4: the Penguins. Just seven games to go in the regular season.
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Speaker 2: Now.
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Speaker 4: Gino was back, but Brian Rust didn't play. Stuart Skinner
45:52
Speaker 4: was awesome in goal. Penguins five to one over the
45:55
Speaker 4: Red Wings. They are down in Tampa tomorrow. This will
45:59
Speaker 4: be their final regular season game against a team that's
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Speaker 4: currently in the playoff field. So after we get past
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Speaker 4: Tampa here it's all non playoff teams.
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Speaker 2: It looks like self heating up at the right time.
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Speaker 4: Buccos also winning Cincinnati yesterday. O'Neil Cruz with two home
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Speaker 4: runs eight to three. Paul Schimes this afternoon, like twelve
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Speaker 4: thirty five start as the Buccos have an afternoon game
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Speaker 4: in Cincinnati today. All right, let's get some of your
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Speaker 4: talkback messages here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
46:27
Speaker 2: It is Mikey and Bob.
46:29
Speaker 4: You remember we got the message earlier this week, Bob
46:31
Speaker 4: that a woman and her husband were on a long
46:34
Speaker 4: drive together and they started coming up with nicknames for
46:37
Speaker 4: our fans, like the Mike and Bob fandom, right, yeah,
46:41
Speaker 4: And there were a couple that I guess we were
46:43
Speaker 4: confused on, right, Like some were just I guess a
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Speaker 4: little difficult maybe for us to hear.
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Speaker 2: We're like, did she just you know, like, all right,
46:54
Speaker 2: let me just play this.
46:55
Speaker 4: I just wanted to clarify that the one fandom name
46:58
Speaker 4: was supposed.
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Speaker 2: To be Mikey and Bob's Big Dogs. Okay, it was
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Speaker 2: all right, that's on us.
47:06
Speaker 1: The dogs. Yeah, we missed dogs. We miss heard that one.
47:10
Speaker 1: We heard dongs?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, obviously not It wasn't that.
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Speaker 7: D A W G S. But I do like big
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Speaker 7: dongs though, okay we did.
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Speaker 2: That's unnecessary.
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Speaker 4: O'Neil Cruz had two of them yesterday for the Pirates, you.
47:32
Speaker 2: Know, the ding dong man, let's go down.
47:37
Speaker 19: To Let's get to another one here, Mike and Bob,
47:42
Speaker 19: you guys for the people are enjoying your commercials.
47:46
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we were talking about this yesterday on the show.
47:49
Speaker 4: Like especially podcast listeners, and even if you're out of state,
47:52
Speaker 4: like I guess the iHeartRadio, Apple play local commercials.
47:55
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forget who it was who tipped us off
47:57
Speaker 1: to the just like I miss your guys commercials.
47:59
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't get it here like our like local
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Speaker 4: commercials on Pittsburgh.
48:03
Speaker 19: I guess you guys have to admit that commercials now
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Speaker 19: are so freaking boring and repetitive and awful. Yeah, while
48:11
Speaker 19: you guys are coming up with bangers like Hannyn.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, listen, we try to make our commercials, and the
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Speaker 4: people who take care of us in the show, we
48:20
Speaker 4: try to make our commercials sort of stick through a
48:23
Speaker 4: little bit.
48:24
Speaker 2: Here comes Jess in Hawaii again.
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Speaker 10: I'm miking Big Bob Jesson Hawaii.
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Speaker 2: I was just calling just to talk.
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Speaker 1: About the commercials mentioned the commercials.
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Speaker 7: I would take your commercials if I have to hear
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Speaker 7: Ryan Reynolds talk about Mitt Mobile one more time.
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, no, fans, iHeartRadio.
48:39
Speaker 2: But stop gosh fight, Ryan Reynolds. Enough of your mitt mobile,
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Speaker 2: get out of here.
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Speaker 4: We appreciate everybody who vibes with our commercials as long Yeah,
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Speaker 4: as long as you're listening to the show too. Hey,
48:54
Speaker 4: By the way, Bob's April first, April Fool's Day. Today,
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Speaker 4: we got to do our top five podcast names for
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Speaker 4: the month of March. Huge list. We had some dumb
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Speaker 4: shows in March. We will get to that around nine
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Speaker 4: to twenty five. And also our favorite April Fool's Day
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Speaker 4: gone Wrong prank of all time that was covered on
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Speaker 4: the news a few years back. We will get to
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Speaker 4: that around ninety It's Mikey and Bob ninety kiss. If
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Speaker 4: you miss any of our live show, you can get
49:22
Speaker 4: caught up with Mikey and Bob podcast on the free
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Speaker 4: iHeartRadio app.
49:26
Speaker 2: It's also where you can.
49:27
Speaker 4: Send your talkback messages if you want to be part
49:30
Speaker 4: of the show. Speaking of our podcast, though, Bob, you know,
49:33
Speaker 4: at the end of every show we try to, you know,
49:36
Speaker 4: take everything that happened on the show that day and
49:38
Speaker 4: come up with sort of a weird fun name for
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Speaker 4: the podcast, very out of context stuff, and then at
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Speaker 4: the end of every month we take all of our
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Speaker 4: shows and all of our podcast titles, and we power
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Speaker 4: rank our top five favorite podcast titles.
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Speaker 2: It is time to do it here four the month
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Speaker 2: of March.
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Speaker 16: Wow this last My hair, Wow Last time for polo rankings.
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Speaker 2: With Mike and Bob Nutty six one Kick Bob.
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Speaker 4: Your top five podcast titles of our Mikey and Bob
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Speaker 4: podcast for March.
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Speaker 2: Number five, Mother of God.
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Speaker 1: It's big Beans, Big Beans, Big Beans, Dude.
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Speaker 14: Number four Lunch Pale Full of Meth and a snack
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Speaker 14: around Bath What a Show?
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Speaker 2: Number three Favorite podcast of March.
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Speaker 14: Dick Burns pulled pork Wow.
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Speaker 2: Number two, Love is Big four Love is Big Foot.
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Speaker 4: Bob's favorite podcast title for the month of March.
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Speaker 2: Lady of the Evening with Talk of Eavening. It's really big,
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Speaker 2: It's really good. Yeah, who Let Go? My number one
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Speaker 2: did not make your top five, by the way, Really Wow.
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Speaker 4: My top five favorite podcast titles of our dumb show
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Speaker 4: for the month of March. Number five Grogo porta potty Listen,
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Speaker 4: It's a Big Star Wars Guy You Should Know.
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Speaker 1: Number four. Dick Burns pulled pork Number three Lady of.
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Speaker 2: The Evening with Taco Seasoning. The number two.
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Speaker 4: Favorite podcast title of our dumb show for the month
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Speaker 4: of March is lunch Pail of method A snack around
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Speaker 4: back Now was your number one, Bob, But my favorite
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Speaker 4: podcast title for the month of March is.
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Speaker 2: Obi Wan Kenobi and Giant Eagle Lady Ham. That's number one.
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Speaker 2: A couple of days go WHOA.
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Speaker 1: I got a new season of a show out today
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Speaker 1: on Netflix that I know I watch, but I have
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Speaker 1: no recollection of watching.
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Speaker 2: I know I've seen all these seasons. I don't remember
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Speaker 2: one character's name.
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Speaker 1: Love is on Love on the Spectrum, Love on the
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Speaker 1: spect Yeah, season four is out on Netflix. It's definitely
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Speaker 1: a clip show where I've watched. I feel like I
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Speaker 1: watched enough to know who the characters are.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good show.
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Speaker 1: I just don't remember on TikToker Instagram and that's how
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Speaker 1: I consume the show.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Oh okay, so you don't even watch it, you just
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Speaker 4: watch the clips online.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I I hate when my daughter Addison does that
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Speaker 2: to me, when I'm like, oh, we should watch we
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Speaker 2: should watch this.
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Speaker 4: Not I don't need to have seen enough clips online.
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Speaker 2: It was the girl girl Abby Abby. Yeah, Abby, She's terrific.
52:23
Speaker 2: She the one with glasses.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's she's the Batman. I just hope
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Speaker 4: she finds love Man because she wants it. Oh, Abby,
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Speaker 4: she doesn't have glasses. Abby and David Man the ones
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Speaker 4: that saying the Lion King to each other. That that
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Speaker 4: couple couple, Yeah, that couple.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: Love on the Spectrum season fours out on Netflix today.
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Speaker 1: You know, I get to the April Fools joke here.
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Speaker 1: It's our favorite thing for April Fools das. Me and
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Speaker 1: Bob have ticks with the April Fool's Day clip because
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Speaker 1: we've heard it so many times over the years. This
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Speaker 1: lady uh down in Tennessee.
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Speaker 10: Fools Day jokes all of time.
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Speaker 4: Okay, you can't say April Fool's Day around me and
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Speaker 4: Bob without us fools.
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Speaker 2: I do April fool Day jokes all the time.
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Speaker 5: Be careful on the April Fools jokes.
53:23
Speaker 4: So we could just be around the station and somebody
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Speaker 4: be like, hey, we're not doing anything for April Fool's.
53:30
Speaker 2: Day, right, and me and careful how you Apral fools Day? Careful?
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Speaker 2: All right? So again let's take you back to this lady.
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Speaker 1: This is in April Fool's Day gone wrong, clip on
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Speaker 1: the news.
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Speaker 10: Fools Day jokes at the time.
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Speaker 1: Okay, that's enough, right there, you're about to see magic here.
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Speaker 10: Fools Day jokes all the time.
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Speaker 1: Okay, just got an interview to a TV station there
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Speaker 1: in Tennessee on her front port.
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Speaker 12: This year would be the best yet, frank for her sister.
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Speaker 11: I was do I April Fool's joke? Yoah, I said, Helen,
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Speaker 11: I shot my husband. I'm cleaning up the mass. Let's
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Speaker 11: go bury him in black water.
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Speaker 1: Oh boy, called the sisters there. I shot my husband.
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Speaker 12: Yeah, you heard correctly, She told her sister. She murdered
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Speaker 12: her husband. Sister Helen called another family member. Somebody called
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Speaker 12: nine to one one.
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Speaker 2: Oh, no, good.
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Speaker 13: The next thing you it was Louwaver where it's the
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Speaker 13: next thing I knew there was lowel overwhere.
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Speaker 8: The next thing it was Loweaver where. The response was excellent.
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Speaker 2: They're good, all right.
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Speaker 12: They got there, but inside they only found Hudson, and
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Speaker 12: she started to learn that joke might be on her.
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Speaker 5: Be careful in the April fools jokes.
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Speaker 2: Go right there.
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Speaker 1: That right there is a cli We will play every
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Speaker 1: April Fool's Day from now until we do not.
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Speaker 18: Work at this radio station anymore. Be careful in joke,
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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, some of the schemes, screams.
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Speaker 6: get your podcasts.
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Speaker 1: She already got a logo for your imaginary place on
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Speaker 1: the south Side.
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Speaker 2: Hey man, strike.
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Speaker 1: Willd to hot if Southside Burger can exist in some
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Speaker 1: form or fashion at one point in the Pittsburgh timeline,
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Speaker 1: I think Bob's on the south Side can as well.
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Speaker 4: We bring this up because fat Heads on the south
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Speaker 4: Side after over thirty years, is uh is closing down?
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Speaker 4: And uh yeah, Bob has posted on his Instagram there
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Speaker 4: is a logo already for Bob's south Side because we
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Speaker 4: we joke about this because Bob looks like the Heads logo.
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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, he looks.
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Speaker 1: He looks like the guy that's the fat Head's logo,
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Speaker 1: Like he's got the big head, he's got the mustache
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Speaker 1: and everything.
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Speaker 2: I gotta be honest, Bob, now that.
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Speaker 1: I see the Bob south Side logo with you and cartoon.
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Speaker 2: Form, I got to be honest.
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Speaker 1: You're better than the fat Heads guys right there looks
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Speaker 1: more welcoming than the fat heads. Guy right looks right
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Speaker 1: right like that looks like a guy coming to my
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Speaker 1: coming to my establishment. Have a burger, have burger, have
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Speaker 1: a little beer. Yeah, have a beer if you want
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Speaker 1: to have a burger. Let's have a good time.
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Speaker 4: We just got to get some investors, okay, and then
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Speaker 4: we're we're onto something that work that we're cooking.
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Speaker 2: Bob's south Side.
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Speaker 4: If you'd like to see his imaginary logo, you can
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Speaker 4: go to his Instagram page FS big Bob if you
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Speaker 4: want to see his uh, his not fat head's logo
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Speaker 4: on the south Side. But seriously, that's a Pittsburgh staple
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Speaker 4: right there. It sucks to see them leave after, you know,
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Speaker 4: over thirty years.
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Speaker 2: Here, let's see what do we got.
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Speaker 4: We got Skimes today right this afternoon Afternoon Skiings Afternoon
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Speaker 4: Delight Skiings. Paul Skian's pitching today at Cincinnati twelve forty
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Speaker 4: for the Buckos, coming off their win last night. It's
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Speaker 4: April Fool's Day today. I feel like April Fool's Day
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Speaker 4: sort of, it sort of had its run.
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Speaker 2: I feel like now it's just wet.
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Speaker 4: That will ruin the April Fool's day, the Internet ruined
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Speaker 4: the April Fools Day, I think.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're a big every business series, Look things up,
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Speaker 1: tried to get their wacky joke in, and it's just
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Speaker 1: like okay.
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Speaker 2: Well yeah.
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Speaker 4: But also, like you think back in the day, you're
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Speaker 4: like a decade ago or fifteen years ago in April
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Speaker 4: Fool's Day joke, you'd be like, oh my gosh, this
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Speaker 4: really happening.
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Speaker 2: You're looking up two seconds on the internet.
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Speaker 1: Oh no, it's not true, like the Internet ruined. Good
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Speaker 1: people actually do research on the Internet. That's true too.
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Speaker 1: That's true too. All right, So you know what people
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Speaker 1: have sent me in the past twenty four hours. A
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Speaker 1: story about a lady in Florida and a squirrel costume.
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Speaker 2: The squirrel Queen. Yeah, yeah, I know. I saw that
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Speaker 2: headline too. It's not real.
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Speaker 4: But a lot of people get fooled by the Internet,
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Speaker 4: especially on today. Also, we're going to space today Artemis
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Speaker 4: two launch. Oh, Mikey, it's all you just love space. No,
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Speaker 4: this is historic space stuff happening today. We're shooting people
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Speaker 4: around the moon again. You do love space, though, I
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Speaker 4: do love space. Well, it's not that I love it.
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Speaker 4: Space scares the hell out of me. But space is awesome.
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Speaker 4: I just love thinking about how much is out there
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Speaker 4: when they shoot them off.
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Speaker 1: It's like six o'clock, six pm, six something, six twenty four.
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Speaker 2: All right to the exact minute. All right, that's when
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Speaker 2: you're launching. Yeah, we'll see though, because how long it
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Speaker 2: take the zoom to the moon? Thank, isn't? I saw
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Speaker 2: the trip is like ten days? Yes, this isn't.
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Speaker 4: This isn't gonna be a quick thing where you're watching
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Speaker 4: them live go to the moon and back.
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Speaker 1: They're not landing on the moon either. They're just doing
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Speaker 1: around the moon. They're going around the moon being like
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Speaker 1: all right, just making sure we can still get it
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Speaker 1: out here and do this. I know you don't have
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Speaker 1: an answer to this, but I I know, like they
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Speaker 1: have space toilets. But if you're if you're zooming to
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Speaker 1: the moon for ten days straight, you can't get up
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Speaker 1: and wander around, right Like, that's not how it works. No,
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Speaker 1: there's to stay in your seatbelt. Right, No, it's not
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Speaker 1: how it works.
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Speaker 4: There's plenty there's plenty of times where you can get
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Speaker 4: your seatbelt.
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Speaker 2: It all just goes back to the bathroom stuff with you.
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Speaker 4: It's always it always just thinking yeah, anything, ten days
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Speaker 4: are not gonna go to the bathroom.
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Speaker 2: You think they didn't put toilets on this one. I
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Speaker 2: was thinking diapers, No, ten day diapers. No, it's nice
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Speaker 2: shooting me the moon and I'm just zooming for ten days.
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Speaker 2: I's not ten days to the moon though.
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Speaker 1: They're going like, I pop my pants before I hit
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Speaker 1: the first clown up there. All right, this has been
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Speaker 1: a really good historic space talk. Okay, things get me
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Speaker 1: going fast six twenty, I'll poop.
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Speaker 4: That's why he doesn't go to Kennywood and go on
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Speaker 4: the rides. They get too fast and all of a sudden.
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Speaker 4: All right, so big space stuff going on.
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