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Utah Word - Canny For April 15th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:06
  Speaker 1: It's often said that people of Utah speak a language
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  Speaker 1: all their own. It's a language that's often confusing and
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: even incomprehensible to newcomers here in the Beehive State. So
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  Speaker 1: Radio from Hell presents a handy guide to help everyone
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  Speaker 1: understand how the natives speak. It's the Utah word of
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: the day, and today's.
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  Speaker 2: Word is canny c a n and y canny. And
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  Speaker 2: now to use this word in a couple different ways,
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  Speaker 2: we turn to Mona Nite's Don Criddle, the mayor of Mona, Utah,
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  Speaker 2: and his son Denver Criddle. Denver is trying to sneak
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  Speaker 2: out of the house when he is stopped by Dawn. Again,
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  Speaker 2: the word is canny.
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  Speaker 3: Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. Hold your horses there, son,
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  Speaker 3: Where are you sneaking off to? And what's that you
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  Speaker 3: got under your shirt?
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean, daddy? I ain't sneaking and there
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  Speaker 4: are nothing under my shirt. What you see there is
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  Speaker 4: kind of a bulge because I had third help in
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  Speaker 4: some of Mama's biss it's a hash for dinner. That's
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  Speaker 4: just my tummy poking out.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not stupid, son, there's definitely something under your shirt
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  Speaker 3: and it's moving. Now, come over here, let's have a look. No, son,
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  Speaker 3: why do you have a chicken hidden under your shirt?
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  Speaker 4: Don't be mad at me, daddy. I do have a
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  Speaker 4: chicken hidden under my shirt, but I got a real
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  Speaker 4: good reason for it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I doubt that. But why are you trying to
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  Speaker 3: smuggle Kluck Norris away from our inhabitants.
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  Speaker 4: I'm taking him to the movies.
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  Speaker 3: Why on God's Green Earth would you want to take
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  Speaker 3: a chicken too the movies. I don't think chickens lack movies.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think he's gonna get nothing out of it.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I don't know about that. Sometimes Kluck watches the
• 1:41
  Speaker 5: TV with me. He seems to really like the masked singer.
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  Speaker 5: But the movie I'm taking him to is a minecraft movie.
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  Speaker 3: Why would a chicken want to see a movie about mining?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, silly, Daddy. It isn't about mining. It's about world building.
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  Speaker 4: But that's not why I want to take the chicken
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  Speaker 4: to the show. I want to take him because a
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  Speaker 4: chicken is in the show. There are parts where a
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  Speaker 4: baby zombie rides a chicken. Mm, I know what when
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  Speaker 4: that happens? When the zombie rides at the Chicken. All
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  Speaker 4: the people in the theater throw popcorn and yell chicken Jockey,
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  Speaker 4: And when it happens, I thought it'd be funny to
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  Speaker 4: have a real chicken there. And you know how much
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  Speaker 4: Kluck North like the popcorn. So I thought he could
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  Speaker 4: go around the theater pecking up the popcorn.
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  Speaker 1: So can he go, daddy, Canny?
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  Speaker 4: Can he please?
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  Speaker 3: Well? All right, on one condition, You're you're going to
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  Speaker 3: the Salt Creek Cinemas there to Nephi, Right, yep, we are. Well,
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  Speaker 3: it's the only movie show I know that has chicko sticks.
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  Speaker 3: You got to promise to bring your daddy a couple
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  Speaker 3: of them. Chicko sticks is my favorite.
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  Speaker 1: Canny, join us again some other time as we examine
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  Speaker 1: how the Utah natives speak with the Utah Word of
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  Speaker 1: the Day.