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1055 - 90 Day Happily Ever After (s9e11) "Love Actually...Is Complicated" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Tuesday. It's TLC Tuesday,
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  Speaker 1: and that means we're gonna talk about ninety h e
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  Speaker 1: A and praise baby g. We got one more month
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  Speaker 1: of this. Yeah, what did you say? Whenever heard? I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't hear you said something?
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  Speaker 2: Yiah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he y'all.
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  Speaker 2: H e A. It's like a donkey Yeah, but we
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  Speaker 2: only have one episode left and then the tell all
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  Speaker 2: that's in a lot of ways is more work for
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  Speaker 2: you especially it's.
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  Speaker 1: Not in a lot of ways. It's in all the
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  Speaker 1: way you know.
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  Speaker 2: But I've split it with you before, I will split
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  Speaker 2: it with you again.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I will say that for there's going to be
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  Speaker 1: so this here episode aired November second, and our episodes
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  Speaker 1: coming out November fourth, and then we've got November nine, sixteen,
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  Speaker 1: twenty three, and thirty. Those will be the date of
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  Speaker 1: the reunion. Now for the episode that will come out
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  Speaker 1: on the sixteenth, that will come out here on this show,
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  Speaker 1: November eighteenth will be you and Matt. Oh yes, because
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  Speaker 1: I will not gotten the screener in time to get
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  Speaker 1: it done before I go to Bravo Con. And I'm
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: not bringing any recording equipment to Bravocon. So you and
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  Speaker 1: Matt are going to do that and Seeking Sister Wife
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  Speaker 1: for me. Both those episodes that come out on Tuesday,
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  Speaker 1: different rateenth. So I thank you in advance for making
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  Speaker 1: fun of me on my own show. Thank you, Changer, Changer.
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  Speaker 2: That's it, that's what he does.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I know Hello last twenty twenty because I remember.
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  Speaker 2: We got it wrong one time when we were mocking you.
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  Speaker 1: We yeah, I don't know what you hoe. You said,
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  Speaker 1: you know Bunkie ten or something. I was like, No,
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  Speaker 1: it's pink Shase twenty. Sometimes I get it. Sometimes I
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: get pink Shae thirty, and I try to post about
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  Speaker 1: it immediately when they say hey for one week only
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: or whatever. But you guys, we look at my lashes
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  Speaker 1: there long and did you say you're almost out? I
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  Speaker 1: can get you some.
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  Speaker 2: I am almost out. Yeah. Okay, Well, if you're using
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  Speaker 2: I use it. It doesn't irritate my eyes like some do.
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  Speaker 2: It's really good.
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  Speaker 1: If you're using it every day, I'll send you something.
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  Speaker 1: If you're really not using it, I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: give it to you.
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  Speaker 2: No, I really use it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, let's discuss these people, shall we. Yeah, ninety happily. Ever,
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  Speaker 1: after season nine, episode eighteen, Love actually is complicated. That's
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  Speaker 1: the title.
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  Speaker 2: That's a dumb title.
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  Speaker 1: It is. I'm really enjoying the other way titles, which
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  Speaker 1: are terms in other languages. I'm enjoying that because we're learning.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, the learning channel.
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  Speaker 2: But are we really how do we remember what any
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  Speaker 2: of the sayings mean?
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  Speaker 1: No? Do I still know the difference between parole and
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  Speaker 1: parole and what's the other one?
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: Bail?
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  Speaker 1: No, you're on parole or you're on probation, probation. And
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: I've only been covering this show for like six years.
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: I'm so like, I don't know. He's in parole, probation.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know the difference. And people will write me
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  Speaker 1: and tell me and not go I'm going to remember,
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  Speaker 1: and then I never do.
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  Speaker 2: I know? Even just you and Keisha being like, this
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  Speaker 2: is in jail? Right?
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  Speaker 1: Is it prison?
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  Speaker 2: Is it jail? And I was like, I only learned
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  Speaker 2: the difference last year and I hosted a show about dateline.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you should really know, But again, things just go
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  Speaker 1: in one side and out the other. I will apologize
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  Speaker 1: for my voice. This is my third recording of the day,
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  Speaker 1: and uh, because I'm doing a lot of pre recording,
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  Speaker 1: so apologies in advanced if my voice goes out. I
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  Speaker 1: did just have one of my honey Bees lozenges, or
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  Speaker 1: as my friend Mary says, lozengeers. So because she's Australian,
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  Speaker 1: just kidding, she's not so I was gonna say, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's just funny. Okay, let's start with Darcy and Georgie.
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  Speaker 1: So I gotta say both of them were pretty calm,
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  Speaker 1: pretty calm. She did try to flee the scene only once.
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  Speaker 2: Is she just drunk though? Because she's learning a lot?
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  Speaker 1: But also, I'm gonna tell you as somebody who had
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  Speaker 1: a lip flip two weeks ago, Yeah, I think that
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  Speaker 1: when your lips are that big because you've had lipinjaxtues too,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't make it a little more difficult to talk.
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  Speaker 1: So maybe that's why she sounds that way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the worst it's coming out of her mouth
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  Speaker 2: are making no sense, but they never do. So is
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  Speaker 2: she just always drunk or on pills or does.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely not the sense? She pregamed before she came down
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  Speaker 1: to the bar to talk to Georgie. Pregamed with two
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  Speaker 1: xanax and a cocktail. Yeah, it's important to go.
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  Speaker 2: Downhills are kind of like hat like she's done a
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  Speaker 2: lot of this. No, I'm paying attention.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah what what? Fine? Let me leave And she's like,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to go back to my room so
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  Speaker 1: I can like a nap.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm so.
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  Speaker 1: We're at the bar and he says, yeah. You know,
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  Speaker 1: so when my sister asked me about having kids, it
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  Speaker 1: made me think and uh, I just don't have peace,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and I'm not sure. And uh, as he talked,
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  Speaker 1: he said, okay, I get it. Okay, yeah, and he
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  Speaker 1: goes and there's some other things there and you know,
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  Speaker 1: like my parents, they're expecting me to have kids. That's
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  Speaker 1: the culture. And she goes, okay, well, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: can't give you any kids, and he goes, and so
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  Speaker 1: as he's just trying to talk, and she's like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I got it. Can't give your kids, right, and he goes.
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  Speaker 1: And it makes me feel like, you know, when after
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  Speaker 1: this trip, it made me feel like I'm questioning myself.
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  Speaker 1: She says, you know, in the past, we talked and
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  Speaker 1: you said you didn't want any kids. You said they're
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  Speaker 1: too expensive and too much responsibility. And he goes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know, and I'm not saying I want kids right now,
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  Speaker 1: but this question is bothering me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know what you're saying. Why do you
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  Speaker 2: think this is? How do you talk like he's talking?
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  Speaker 2: And I'll bet her this and see how quickly it
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  Speaker 2: takes you to get frustrated and lose your mind.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you know I'm not saying I want kids right now.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you trying to tell me this?
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  Speaker 1: This is bothering. I'm just know this.
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  Speaker 2: This this when you're married. I mean it's like I
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  Speaker 2: know my friend why. I mean, it's like we got
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  Speaker 2: married for better worse, but her worst snatch. So she
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  Speaker 2: didn't get a word out.
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  Speaker 1: It's so annoying. And she goes, I'm gonna support you
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  Speaker 1: as a friend and a wife, but I can't give
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  Speaker 1: you what you really want. And and she goes and
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  Speaker 1: you won't say what you really really want. You won't
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  Speaker 1: admit it and let him talk. And she goes, and
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  Speaker 1: I get it. When your sister said these things, it
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  Speaker 1: hurt your heart strings. I was like, that's not.
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  Speaker 2: A phrase, hurt your heart strings.
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  Speaker 1: And he goes, so, uh anyways, uh, and so she goes, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I get it. He goes, Hey, can you just let
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  Speaker 1: me talk? Yeah, and he says, I'm trying to be open.
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  Speaker 1: It's so hard for me to be talking, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to be vulnerable and you don't let me talk.
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  Speaker 1: You don't care how I feel. And this is what's
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  Speaker 1: bothering me. I'm trying to tell you how I'm hurting.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to explain to you. This is why I
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  Speaker 1: never want to talk to nobody about nobody, because nobody
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  Speaker 1: cares about my fucking feelings.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: She goes, ah, do your thing. What that's your response
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  Speaker 1: to I'm trying to finally open up to you, and
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  Speaker 1: your response is, eh, do your thing.
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  Speaker 2: Voice, She goes like this, like she's like in an
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  Speaker 2: earthquake drill or something, and she's covering her ears like
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  Speaker 2: he's like emotionally abusing her by screaming it and he's
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  Speaker 2: not even barely raising his voice just to get his
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  Speaker 2: point across.
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  Speaker 1: That's your thing. I don't think it's gonna work out, George.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna work out. He goes, no,
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  Speaker 1: but I love you, and she goes no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no, let me have my life. And this one
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  Speaker 1: he goes, have your life. He's like. He's like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to go along with your drunken antics, but have
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  Speaker 1: your life with the fuck. He goes, have your life,
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  Speaker 1: and she goes, let me have my life. You can't
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  Speaker 1: take that away from me. You can't. I'm gonna find
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  Speaker 1: somebody else and you won't be a part of it.
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  Speaker 1: And he goes huh.
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  Speaker 2: And she hoped he wouldn't be a part of it
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  Speaker 2: if she's just someone else.
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  Speaker 1: And she goes, just stop this, stop wasting my time.
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  Speaker 1: I've done enough, leave me, get away, get away, let
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  Speaker 1: me have my peace. I want you to have it.
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  Speaker 1: You do it, Get the fuck over it. He's like huh,
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  Speaker 1: and she goes, God, damn, it's happened before, it'll happen again.
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  Speaker 2: Just move on. You just do what you gotta do.
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  Speaker 1: And he's like, keep talking about. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: So he gets up and he hugs her and he goes,
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  Speaker 1: but I love you, I really love you, and he's
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  Speaker 1: touching her face and she goes, I'm strong. I can
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  Speaker 1: be myself. He goes, no, what.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you yourself? What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: And he goes, what do you mean? And she goes
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  Speaker 1: and she goes, I'm still a strong, hashtag snatched, hashtag bospid,
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  Speaker 1: hash tag winning.
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  Speaker 2: And she's not crying real tears, and he's been crying
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  Speaker 2: real tears this whole time.
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  Speaker 1: He's totally tearing up. And he goes, but so she
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  Speaker 1: starts to walk out, and he goes, Darcy, you're the
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  Speaker 1: one giving up, and she goes, I'm walking out. So
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  Speaker 1: she walks out. Now she's on the street. Now. The
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: whole time on the street she was talking, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: she's smoking, But it was her nails that looked like
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  Speaker 1: cigarettes because they were shining, and they were because I
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: thought she was like dramatically, like countlessly manstoff flinging the
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: cigarette around, and it's her nails. And on the street,
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: she goes, he brought me home to meet the family,
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: the first girl he's ever brought home to meet, like
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: thirty something years whatever. It's crazy, but uh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: he should have kids and be happy. And we've been
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: having this same conversation for years. Maybe it's easy for
• 10:46
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• 12:44
  Speaker 1: in the bar, actually shedding a tear, Yes, he goes,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I want to think, I want to figure
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  Speaker 1: out what I want for myself, and I don't know
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: if we're at this breaking point, I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: it'll affect the marriage now. Other in a conversation where
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  Speaker 1: one person says, let me move on, I'm getting out
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  Speaker 1: of here, let's get a divorce and walks out, the
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: other person then wouldn't sit and go Yeah, I don't
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: know about this conversation, how it's going to affect our marriage.
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  Speaker 2: Because like she does this all the time. This is daily,
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: this is daily. So this is after a barbecue and
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: her meat was not cooked well enough. The marriage is over.
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  Speaker 2: Just let me have my life.
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: Just let me have my life and.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: My medium well Burger Stacy, and I deserve that. So
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: like he's so used to this, these blow ups and
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: storms out that he's just like, maybe we're still on.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. He wasn't even trying to tell her.
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  Speaker 2: He never even got the words out, I want kids now.
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  Speaker 2: It's I've been thinking I don't know what I want.
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  Speaker 2: My parents want me to, so I've been feeling pressure
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  Speaker 2: from them. I'm trying to decide what i want. That's why, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I'm working through I want. I'm trying to work through
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  Speaker 2: these emotions. This is what you say you want. You
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  Speaker 2: want me to open up and work through my problems
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  Speaker 2: instead of shutting you out. And she hears like I
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  Speaker 2: don't know what she heard. I honestly don't know what
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  Speaker 2: she hears. We need like a little rat to shrink
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  Speaker 2: down and go inside her brain and then translate to
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: us what we hear.
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  Speaker 1: Sort of like maybe even this happens. What we need
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: is Stacy's at alehead in the corner in a little circles.
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  Speaker 1: What she heard was yes.
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  Speaker 2: Pop up video, Yes, Darcy and Stacy style.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, so Stacy could tell us what Darcy heard versus
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: what was actually said on the television.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's the Darcy translator.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and vice versa. Yes. All right, let's move on
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: to Brandon and Julia.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: So she is making a video trying to sell his
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: motorcycle and he says, I would rather you sell my
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: kidneys and she says, I make you deal, no bike,
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: We'll have sex. And he's like, what, that's not fair.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: She's like, remember remember eight months ago when we had sex.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: We had forded one time sexcapaids in Europe at one time.
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  Speaker 2: And she says we need the cash. She says, we're
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: looking at a bigger house for the baby. And apparently
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: he did get a job again. He's working again, but
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: he's not making as much money as he did before
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: he quit to go to Europe. And also he says
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: their apartment didn't sell. Her apartment didn't sell. Not sure
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: if they weren't able to sell it or if they
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: decided not to sell it. Yeah, he made it sound
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: like it just won sell. I don't know what that
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: shithole looks like. We don't know.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: I would also be interested to know when they did
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: that European trip, like when it was and if they
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: had a lot of paid content, that's true, if they
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: had a lot. I'm going to look right now. I
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: wonder if it was like we stayed at the Sonzo Hotel.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: It was so amazing, you know what I mean, that
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: kind of thing.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, By the way, her apartment could be very nice.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why I called it a shithole. I'm
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: just picturing her as a club kid buying an apartment.
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  Speaker 1: She was probably like twenty two years old.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Probably like twenty two, and she was dancing in the
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  Speaker 2: clubs all the time and partying. And I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if anyone's lived in it or taken care of it
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  Speaker 2: since then. So that's why I'm like cow.
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  Speaker 1: She does have three hundred and thirty thousand followers.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they can make good money.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna see if I can see any of
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: her European Oh gosh, there's a picture, real close up
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: of her and Floria, and it scared me because look
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: at the teeth. Ah, oh, okay, anyway, let's just oh,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: here's a picture her and Darcy. So I got to
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: look before that because we don't know what is time.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: We don't know when this was filled. That go, but
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: keep going, and I'm just gonna see if I can
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: see anything of her in a foreign country and if
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: it seems to have paid content.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: So she says that they've been looking. That would be smart.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: They've been looking at Chesapeake and he says there's farm
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: land there and she says, no farm, No, can't do farm.
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  Speaker 2: She's so triggered by a farm because of Betty and
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Ron and the naked hot tub parties and the swinging
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: she wants no part of, and the puppy mill. She
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: doesn't want to farm. And if we got a farm,
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Betty would take over. And that's why I don't want
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: her knowing about the pregnancy. And he's like, we need
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: to tell her you're in the second trimester. And if
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: we told them, maybe they would help us with a
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: down payment for a new house. And Julia said they'd
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: make us move next door to them, which was one
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: thousand percent true. That's what they wanted when you originally
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: moved out, was they wanted you to buy that place
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: right next door. So Julia says, it's a high risk pregnancy.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: There's a hole in her unice and something could happen.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: She doesn't want to tell people because she's scared and
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: she doesn't need more stress from Betty and agree with
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: all this, all of it. And then she's trying on
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: a baby carrier with a watermelon in it, and you's
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: swinging belly around just right and left and trying to
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: see how far he can swing without that watermelon go
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: and flying, and then he bends over at the proper way,
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: and then he is like, see if you bend over
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: this way, the watermelon just falls to the floor, and
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: he's they're joking around. He's like, it's a good thing.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: I think about these things. Really, you could kill our
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: baby by bending over.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Normally it would come naturally to you to hold onto
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: the baby when you leaned over.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: I would think, yeah, And he's like, you know, you're
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: starting to show, but it's still very small, very small,
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: like bump, and he's like people are going to start
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: to notice. We really need to tell people. Apparently Brandon
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: has seen his parents, but they have not seen Julia
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: since the Europe trip when Betty six months Betty did
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: tell her maybe you should go back to Russia, and
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Ron said, you're driving a wedge between us and our son.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: So it wasn't a great conversation. Brandon says, I feel
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: like I'm missing out on part of the experience of
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: having a baby by not being able to share it
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: with my parents, and which is probably true. It's your
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: first shot. I get it. But she's also the one
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: carrying the baby, so try to look.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: They posted they posted about the pregnancy in August, and
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: they don't say when the baby is coming. But she
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: looks very pregnant.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was very pregnant then, so she obviously was
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: before when they were still hiding it.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: But the question is has she had the baby?
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: I thought she had, but maybe they haven't posted it yet.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: But you know, there's I'm looking and she does have
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: like you know.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Posted that scary photo of him with Betty as if
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Betty was the baby that was starting.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: By the way, their Europe stuff does say hashtag backpack Europe,
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: hashtag travel blog, hashtag blah blah blah. I still don't
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: imagine that they just took backpacks, right, No, I don't
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: get no, so yes, the answer is yes. She does
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: have some paid content on there.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Good for her, good, good for her. So Brandon wants
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: to tell the parents. It's I'm missing out on part
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: of the experience of having a baby with by not
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: telling my parents, and she says, well, let's compromise. We
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: can tell our friends Nikki and Drew and we'll ask
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: them to be the god parents. He's like, okay, So
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: they go out to dinner with them. She orders nachos
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: and pretzel sticks yum with chocolate sauce.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Ew.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: If they didn't know you were pregnant before, I'm surprised
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: they didn't pick up on it right then.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: So Julie, well, a pretzel dipped to chocolate is think
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: about a chocolate but it's a soft pretzel.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Oh no, not a soft pretzel.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: It was a soft pretzel, which I guess sometimes the
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: soft pretzels are like the cinnamon sugar soft pretzels. You
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: could have a dessert soft pretzel, but not nachos at
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: least no, not so Julia writes on the plate in chocolate,
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: will you be our godparents? They can't read it. She's
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: drawn a picture of a person who is she says,
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: fat and it's holding like I don't know a baby,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: but it looked not like a baby. They just don't
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: are not getting it. Finally they work through it and
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: they get it and they're shocked and they they're just
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: in shock. And Julia says, you're the only ones who know,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: and and Nick goes, you mean amongst your friends, right,
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: and they're like, nope, parents don't know. And they're like,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: oh boy.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: She hasn't told her parents because she's gonna have like
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: her mom come over. I mean, they gotta start planning
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: that exactly.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: But then it wouldn't be fair. You can't tell one
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: side like you said, and not the other. Well you
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: could because her parents have been nice and have had
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: normal boundaries.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: So I can call our parents and talk to them
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: in Russian and he'll never know anything.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: He'll never know, he'll never know so and then she
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: could say, well, then you should have learned Russian like
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: I asked you to. So uh so, Julius like, don't
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: tell anybody, and they Julie explains why she hasn't, and
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: they say, you need to tell Betty. It's never Betty
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: and Ron, it's just Betty. You need to tell her
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: it's never them, it's Betty clearly rules the whole group
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: and the friend group. Even the friends know it's Benny's world.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: We're all just living in it.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Everyone's afraid.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, so Julia said. And they know Betty's gonna
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: watch this so when it comes out, so they're like, Betty,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: we were on your side the whole time. Did you
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: see how we were on your side? Yeah, so Julia says,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: I talked to Betty and I told her I didn't
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: want to visit the farm, and she got very offended.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: And Brandon goes, what you talk to my mom when?
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: And She's like, a few weeks ago, I talked to
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: her on the phone and I said I never want
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: to go back to the farm. And Nick is like,
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: I don't think she means never. I think it's a
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: communication language barrier. And Julia's like, nope, I said I
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: never want to go back to the farm ever. And
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Brandon is like, you said that to my mom. I
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: can't believe it. And then they're in their talking head
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: and Brandon goes, was this your plan all along? To
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: put distance between me and my parents? Yeah? Like this
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: was her plan when she met you at a discothech
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: in Russia many many years ago, and she wanted to
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: put that's why she willingly lived with you and your
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: parents for many months years when she moved to the
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: United States, right because she was trying to drive a wedge.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, she thought they seem normal on vacation, but then
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: she moved into that murder house and was like, oh
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: my God, help.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Me get out of here. So Brandon is being annoying,
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: and Julia says, your parents make me stry. I never
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: want to stay at the farm ever. I don't want
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: to live in Betty's rules. She doesn't even want to
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: spend the night there at the farm. She's like, we
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: will It'll be like in those horror movies and they
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: trap you if you stay one night and then you're
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: trapped there, they lock you in and it's Texas chainsaw maatsucker.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: So't I don't even want to go to the farm.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: And Betty will get more controlling after the baby comes.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: And the friends scared of Betty are like, I think
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Betty should will be fine. She should know that's her mother.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: She hass to know. And Julia is like, listen, if
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: he wants to spend time with them. That's fine. I
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: just don't want to talk to her. This is my pregnancy, Like,
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: I'm scared and I don't need the stress. He can
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: go over there. I'm not stopping him, and Nick goes,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Betty won't like this. Knowing Betty the way I do,
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: how well do you know Betty? Nick, He's like, Betty
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: won't like this. This is gonna be a problem. Well, no, duh,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: everything's a problem with Betty. Betty, she doesn't like it.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Anything Julia does.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: It is going to be bad. I wonder if they
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: saw the Instagram announcement of the pregacy at the same
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: time we did.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: That is what will be bad. Yes, unless Betty pulls
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: a Matt's mom and is just so excited there's a
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: grand baby. That's the only hope that you have is
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: that they're so excited about the grand baby that they
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: are willing to forgive the fact that they weren't the
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: first to know. The second she peede on the stick, right,
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: But knowing them, they're petty. She's going to be upset.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: You know. Julia just had so many good points. She
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: was like, this is our baby, this is our family.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: You know, them don't need to be involved.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, them, don't need to be involved. Men's drives me crazy. No,
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: men's will control me. And Julia says, this baby and
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: our family have to come first now. And your parents
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: always want to be in the first spot, which is true,
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: and they've always been like they should come first over Julia.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Which your wife has to come first. That's just what
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: happens when you get married. And no one but God
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: ever tried to tell Brandon that, and he didn't listen
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: to God and or Moses whoever said it in the Bible.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: So Nick says, Nick says, you need to compromise, and
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: you guys need to be on the same page about this,
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: and Brandon says, well, I'm done waiting. I'm not going
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: to wait anymore. And she's I'm telling my parents, and
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Julia says, you can't, not without my permission, and he goes,
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: yes I can, Brandon.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: It'll be such a dick.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Maybe they can find out, but that doesn't mean she
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: has to see them until she's ready, Like I.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Think that's right. He could tell them, and it's like,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Julia tell them the ready shopping for the baby.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Well, but like she doesn't want you, They don't.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Have she didn't. They don't have to get have No,
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: no one has access to you without your permission, even
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: if they are your in laws, especially if you're pregnant.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: So if she does not want to give them access
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: to her, that's her boundary.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she could. You could tell them, but it'd be
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: like she doesn't want your advice. She doesn't want you
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: to come over. Yes, we're going to let you be
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: see the baby and be a part of the baby's lives,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: but right now, because she's Hire's pregnancy, she doesn't want
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: the stress you two and your mullets at our house.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those mullets are stress inducing.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: They are. They are. There's a lot of upkeep.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Okay or knowing none We don't know again unclear. It
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: might just happen that way.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: By the way, Bunkie Lindsay did come through with an
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: explanation of the guy with the feathered hair from the
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: the dateline that we did together, Eddie, Eddie, she thinks
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: that's his hair.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: I thought so too, Eddie.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: She said she thinks this is his hair and he definitely,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: she said, he definite. He's his hot tools on it,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: which he definitely feathers it back with the curling iron. Yeah,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: and then he didn't wake up like that is her point.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: No takes some time, Bunkie, lindsay, if I'm wrong on that,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: let me know. Okay, let's go to the what do
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: you call him? The Pit six?
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know's it's.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Really the the Florida four at this moment. But there's
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: two people used.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: The brains and left so questionable. Quad.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: That was good. That was a terrible laugh. I'm sorry,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I just came from nowhere. Okay. Elizabeth and Andre and
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Jovi and Yara go to sit outside by a fire,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: and Jovi's taking all the credit. He's like, you know,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I made this romantic thing for us, like I got
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: all this stuff, made the some wars. And at one
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: point Andre goes quit time to take off the credit
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: for this. Once you make this fire yourself, He's like,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: all right, so they got all this stuff out for
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: some moors, and now he doesn't know how to make
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: us some more correctly. You know, for everybody out there,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: you do not put the gram cracker and the chocolate
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: on the stick into the fire, because what will happen.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: The chocolate will melt right into the fire. You'll have
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: a burned Grahm cracker. You only put the marshmallow into
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: the fire and only briefly, so it's just slightly toasty.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, some people might say you burn it to
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: a crisp. It's really personal preference. That's true.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: No, you definitely don't put on the chocolate or the
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: graham Cracker on the fire.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Now, Yara, they're asking her and the talking head of you,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: ever did you know about some moors? Because she's like, listen,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: even I I don't even know about this. But Joby's
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: doing this morph's wrong. And he goes, what are you saying?
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: She goes, do you do this morph? And he goes,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: you're saying morph?
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Is like that cartoon with the smorphs? You have that here?
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: This cartoon? He goes, the Smurfs. It's funny, guys, it's funny.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: And so Andrea's I'm so glad, like we're right here together,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: like those idiots are not here, and they're all like,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: all right with the idiots. Okay, he did not that.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: He just started it off on that foot, and he
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: doesn't have to start it off like they could.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Just talk about the sasquatch hunting. They don't have to
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: talk about Billy Lauren or.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: It's a shame Lauren and Alexi aren't here. They're missing out,
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: that's all. You don't call them idiots?
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he goes, I'm so glad these idios are not
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: out here. You oh, we could all been friends. But
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: there's stuff going on with them all the time. And
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: your goes, yeah, you guys are the ones making the drama,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I think, and Jeffy goes, yeah, here's the thing. You're
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: making them out to be the bad guys and making
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: us try to think they're bad guys, but actually they're not. Like,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: why do you guys, meaning Andre and Libby, why do
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: you guys need drama all the time? And you are goes,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: why you need to be feisty all the time?
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: He is feisty, but not in a fun way.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: No, because it doesn't have to be like that, Like
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: we could just not have drama. And Andre says to Jovi,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: now you're trying to instigate shit. Well, Andre, you brought
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: it up by calling them idiots and they're not even there.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: And Yara goes, we're not. We're not trying to instigate anything.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I just don't want to fight, and we like Lauren
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: and Alexi. So we're just like, we like you guys,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: and we like them and we just don't want to fight.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: And Andre says, last night, Andre says, oh, he says,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: last night, all the shit was ripe. Everything was fine,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: And Jovi says to Livy, but you came into our
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: room bashing her last night, and goes bashing. She goes, no,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I was just telling Yurope what was being said about
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: her so she could be cautious about Lauren. And then
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: you went and told Lauren, So how could I know?
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: So how can I know? As friends, if I tell
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: you something, you're not gonna go and run and tell
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: her the next day because you're in Miami. And so
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: maybe you two were trying to start the pot, and
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: so Laura's just looking at her like you're so stupid,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: And then talking head Elizabeth goes, you know, now that
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it, maybe Jovie and Yara are the
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: common denominator because originally, and you keep pointing this out, kimberly,
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: originally Yara told me what Lauren said about my husband
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: and then told Lauren what I said to her in confidence.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: So it seems they're good at being neutral but the
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: moment the shit hits the fan, they take a step
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: back and they pretend they had nothing to do with it.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: That is true because Yara did start it by saying
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: at the dinner yeah.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: And then be like I don't want trauma. I hate trauma.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And Elizabeth says to Yara and Jovie, whenever something happens,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: you're in the middle of it, and Andre goes, yeah,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: you're just playing the fucking double game over here. You
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: just played that double game. Like you pick sides, motherfucker,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: you pick a side. You gotta choose. What the fuck
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: you're doing? And they're like, wait, why are you cursing
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: at us, Like what's happening?
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Why you sound like you're on the Sopranos or something.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: I do love when Andrea says you play a double game,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: because he's starting to help to play both sides, because
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: he said this before, like you're playing the fucking double
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: game over here.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: The double game. It's like double Dutch.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, and so Yar goes, I didn't even know,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Like why we fighting, and Jovi goes, oh, he meaning Andre,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: he can't be around anybody an fight. He's a fucking
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: cancer to everybody. He's around. Now here's where I call bullshit.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: This had to be fake because, as Jovie said, he
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: can't be around anybody and not fight. He's a fucking
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: cancer to everybody he's around. If that was said, and
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: this is a true conversation, Andre would have gotten up
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: and picked Jovi up and thrown him into a snowbank.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I do feel like that because that language is
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: not nice. Ants uh, Sandy said it on below Deck
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: one time she got a lot of hate. She called
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: somebody a cancer and that's not nice. And yeah, you're right,
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: and or Libby would have been like cancer had to
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: my dad had cancer. Yeah, yeah, you know, and yeah,
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Andrake would have snapped Jov like a twig.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: So they just breezed right past us, and I was like,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: See you have me. He's edited out. Maybe they didn't.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know why. They just went to edit out
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: that whole part then instead of their reaction to it
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: because it was so offensive.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So Andre says, again, you just playing the double
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: sides and you need to pick, and Yara goes, no,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: we don't have to pick. We can be friends with everyone,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: and a listen goes, I trusted you Yara, and Yara goes,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not the one that went and told her that.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Jovie called her over and told her, and Andre goes,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: oh wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. So
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Andre has now come up with a different thought in
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: the middle of this, Jovie is like, I mean, Yar's like,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I didn't even say it, it was Jovi. Andre was like, wait,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: hold on, I have a point I wanted to make,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: which is, hold on, are you not a dick to
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: your wife? You called her fu?
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Are we going back to the dick horrible person thing?
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Body shaming?
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: And like the three beats behind okay he took.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Beats like three episodes, fine.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and he goes, aren't you a dick? You
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: called her fucking ugly and shit and goes, yeah, I agree,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: that was awful, But that has nothing to do with
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: anything that we're talking about right now.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: It really doesn't.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Now, Andre goes, so you're a dick to your wife.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Alice does a dick to his wife and we all
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: know it. So now what am I the dick for? Like, okay,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: you just want to dick?
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: You got so basically all your landing on is that
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: all three men are dicks to their wives, right, which
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: is fine. We can all agree on that.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: And all agree that's that's the thing that's going to
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: unify this country. Yeah, and they're talking to it together.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Yara says, Andre is a drama queen. He can't keep
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: his mouth shut. He's so dramatic and so aggressive. He's
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: like an animal. Seriously, and Joby says, yeah, we're not
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: the problem. Elizabeth instigated the conflict with Lauren, and now
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: she wants to blame you because Elizabeth's telling her you
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: know whatever, and she goes, I don't like this guy's
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: lighting the blame.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: He shares some of the blame of the instigating because
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: he did bring it.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Up, which one Jovi joviy Yeah, yeah yeah. So Jovi goes,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: so you went to a housewarming party being a dick,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: and Elizabeth goes, Eh, housewarming party And Elizabeth goes, and
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: your friend there, No, their friend attacked my husband. And
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Ya goes, I don't have a control over that, Like,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: she could have better friends. I don't know what to
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: tell you on that, and Elizabeth goes, yeah, y'all could
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: have made her leave or something, and Joey goes, I agree,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Lauren needs better friends. But listen, everywhere you go, they
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: are problems that follow you. And then he says to Andrea.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: He goes that you've had problems with Elizabeth's families. You've
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: had problems with them Lauren and Alexei, with her, with Yara,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: and now with all of us. And Liza's like, hold
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: on and that. Now Andrea keeps trying to talk, like
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Georgie was trying to talk earlier.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: But she is not not.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Eliza goes, excuse me, you don't know anything about anything.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: And he didn't cause any problems in my family. My
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: family had fucking issues with him since he got here,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: and he just defended himself the entire way. And then
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: we made a decision to distance ourselves because they were
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: causing so many issues in our marriage. He didn't come
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: here with the chip on his shoulder. He was ready
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: to be a part of my family, and they didn't
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: give him the benefit of the doubt, and they thought
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: he was using me. And so Andrea's he keeps trying
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: to talk.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: She goes like, all like Americans think that people are
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: just trying to come here for a green card. Like
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: she goes into this diatribe about how narrow minded her
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: family is.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: And Americans in general, and Andrea, again two beats behind, goes,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: no way, you fucking thought that about her family, like wait,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: and it was just like I've already given my speech. Yeah,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: and Elizaba goes, it's the same like your family thought
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Yara was using you for a green cart. Americans just
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: have this idea. But no, maybe no one's using anybody.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Maybe we just love each other. So in the talking
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: head goes Jovie bringing up my family and he doesn't
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: even have the information. I feel like he's just trying
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: to point the finger now and now I think they
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: are the problem. So Andre says to them, I see
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: you now running sides to sides, and now you have
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: to choose. You have to choose what the fuck you're doing,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Like why did you fucking invite these people over here
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: to this thing over here? And Yara goes, we like
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: you guys, I mean I don't know about now.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Where the show wanted us to hang out. That was hilarious. Yeah,
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: she goes, you guys, I mean maybe a little bit
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: less after this conversation.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: But and Andre says, and then you're running and you're
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: telling shit to Elizabeth. Elizabeth, let's go let's go, babe,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: and Lisa goes, babe, god, and Ar goes, no, just
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: sit down and finish the conversation. And he goes, she's
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: running the double game. She's running the two games, babe,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: and Yar says the best line of the episode, which
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: is are you sniffing glue or something? It was it's
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: so funny. So he's like, let's go, and she's like,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: don't blah blah blah blah blah, and the talking head
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Yard goes Elizabeth and Andre are a little bit of
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: the toxic, and Joey goes, they have a hard time
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: taking accountability, and I can see now how fast they
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: will just turn on us. And as they huff off,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Elizabeth says bye and says another word in another language,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: and Joey goes, what'd she say? She goes, Oh, she
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: said bye, bitch. But she didn't say it like hey, bitch,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: you're fun. She said it like in the mean way. Yeah,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: I guess she said it.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: I thought it was some slang like that the teens
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: use because Elizabeth thinks she's really cool. I didn't know
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: that it was in another language. I just know it
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: was leaped out and I had no clue. I thought
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: it was with jo seven something else I didn't get, but.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Jovi was like, what what what was that word? Like
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: he did he didn't understand what the ub was. And
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: it was and I've rewounded a couple of times and
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: it had something like a hard sound in it. So
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it must be like a Russian
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: or Ukrainian word for bitch, but not in the fun
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: way bad way. Yeah, and that's it. They walk off.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Now we're gonna go to Jasmine, Matt, Geno, Matilda, et cetera.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Two questions, two questions about them before we get into it.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Did you know buy a new house?
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: What is this house? I don't know.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: He was in the townhouse. We saw it a million times.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: A million times.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: What is this home that was decorated nicely?
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: No, it couldn't have been his, No explanation given. I honestly,
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: maybe he's house sitting for Dana and Michelle. Well, because
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know whose house this.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Is, Okay, if anybody knows the answer to this, we
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: are recording this way earlier than usual, so if it
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: has come out, somebody please send me a DM on it.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: And then my number two point that I want to
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: make before you get started. Is on this episode, real
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: tears came out of Josmine's eyes. Really say what.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: I think she's a really good crier. And I don't
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: know if that's why I don't believe them, because she
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: cries all the time, but in they're crocodile tears. They're
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: fake tears, but they're real tears. She cries real tears.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: I think she just has a lot of moisture in
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: her body. She's able to produce real tears a lot.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: This is not the first time this has happened.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: What we see her a lot do the whole oh
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: like screaming. I cried about finding that lipstick of Gino's car.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, that one there were Yeah, there were no real
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: tears for that. But lately I feel like she's been
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: crying real tears or she's been using those drops. That's
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: as actors do. She okay, yeah, carry on, Okay, do
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: you want me to do Gino first or Jasmin and Matt.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Let's do Gino firus and get it over with.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Okay. So we're seeing quick cuts of around the house,
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: which another reason I don't think this is his house
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: because there's a weird little barrow full of dirt, like
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Gino's not too gardening. What's like he.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Doesn't only two months out of the year when it's nice.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then there's a model of a ship, but
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: I think it was like a British ship.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: They kept showing that.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what does that mean? What does it mean? So
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: he's cutting a block of cheese with his readers down
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: on his nose again, just take him off if you're
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: not reading. I don't understand. He can't see the cheese.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: He'll cut his finger off and he's like, oh, I
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: love fresh cheese. Yeah, I don't want no moldy cheese
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: or anything like that. I love fresh cheddar cheese. Was
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: he just talking about cheese to make us think of
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: jasmine sucking on his toe?
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: He was just all talking. He just thinks he's funny.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: He's not h And then he opens up some like
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: slimy sausage thing in a role that was looked like
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: dog food. It looked like spam that had been shoved
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: into a giant casing.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: I was like, are you supposed to cook that?
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: Verse?
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: He just slices it and then and then and then
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: puts it on crackers. I love cheese and crackers. I've
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: been single for a long time and i've been eating
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: back to eating unhealthy. I've been eating my frozen dinners.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: But I believe I'll meet somebody and then I'll eat
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: good food again. Well, you can only eat good food
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: when you have a lady cooking for you, and then yes,
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: your frozen dinners. Okay. And he's like, I'm gonna get
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: back out there, and those glasses are about to fall
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: off his nose. They're just at the very tip they're
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: gonna fall right. I wish I had my glasses. I
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: could just show you. They're right there. They're so like this, yes,
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: so so when.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: You look down, it's good. When you look up you
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: can still see.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: But thank he's talking to the camera.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: That's right at the end. I'm just trying to get
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: it right.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: At the producer goes, where is your divorce at? And
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: he goes, oh, divorce, that's a tricky topic, unfortunately.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: But I think he was making fun of the producer
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: saying where's your divorce at?
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it goes where's my divorce at?
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Unfortunately I can't just get a divorce right away.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Would I like to? Yes? Then do it. You literally
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: could you actually could get a divorce right away. That
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: isn't what the lawyer told you. But I want to
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: make sure the immigration fraud that I filed takes effect.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: So you've chosen vengeance over getting the quick divorce. So
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: it's a choice that you're making, not that you just
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: can't get a divorce.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Correct.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: I hate that rule that now I could be the
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: father of this baby and I'm not the father. I
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: want to go to Congress and get that rule change.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine him at Congress? He'd be like, yes,
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: miss aoc, I don't think it's fair that my whoreor
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: wife gets pregnant by the man that I said she
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: could sleep with, but there were rules and she was
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: there for too many hours. And in the great state
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: of Michigan, i'm the father when we all know I
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: couldn't sleep with her for a year because she was
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: mean to me. And even though she's acted this way
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: since I met her in Pianama, it's she frauded me
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: because I had no idea she was like this, even
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: though she's been like this.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: And so I would like all states to enact a law.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, I want the president to deport her. Is
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: that how it works?
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Actually, yes, it is.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: Actually it's today's age.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: It is continue.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: And he goes, I have money that she shouldn't get
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: her hands on because she's a cheater, a liar, and
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: a hoe.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: And then he goes, six seven six seven, she's a hole,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: she's a dang ho.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: And then we see him google top rated dating sites
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: with his little mouse that he's using top rated Google
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: or dating sites, and he goes, it's hard to meet
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: people around here because of my personality and the way
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: I dress.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: But brand new house that I don't own.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: And he's like, I'm going to google tips on creating
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: a dating profile. Oh okay, use a good picture. Don't
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: use sexual innuendo, he says, inuendo.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: And for lots of people on this show, it would
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: be hard not to use the innuendo.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, especially Darcy. She loves talking about that meat, gotta eat.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: That meat, and talking about menon on the other way,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I just want to have your sausage.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Don't use innuendo. Be weird, that's not hard for me.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Be funny, if at all possible. Everybody likes humor. Okay, great,
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: good luck, you know, he says. I think my tagline
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: is gonna be loves to travel the world and no
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: sugar babies. What if I've been traveling the world to
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: get a sugar baby? Where have you gone besides Panama
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: to get a sugar baby and Brazil a Brazil to
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: get a sugar baby. And so he's like, I better
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: find a good photo, and he pulls up all of
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: the photos on his computer. He's like, oh, look, I
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: just happened to pull up this really old photo of
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: me shirtless with muscles, and look at that full head
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: of hair. You just wanted to show off that photo.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: That photo is not at the top of your reel
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: on your camera, on your.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I don't think you had a full head of hair
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: since he's been like seventeen, I was a whig. Yeah,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I don't think. I think he just styled it in
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: such a way. But now when we see his wedding
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: picture later, you're like, wow, that was like fifteen twenty
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: years ago and it was all the way out.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Then Uncle Marco calls him, and Marco got
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: a text from somebody, but I feel like Uncle Marco
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: is better with technology than she is. And Marco got
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: a text from someone who said that Jasmine is on
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: her social media saying she had her baby. So Gino
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: looks at the photo and he stares at it for
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: way too long before he realizes line, I have a
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: line here. He goes, oh my god, she had her baby.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: And Marco's like, does it say if it's a boy
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: or a girl? Why did they care? Why don't yeh
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: it says it's a girl, Matilda. Marco says, are you okay, kid?
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: I know you wanted to have a baby, but not
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: with that lady. I don't think he can't have wanted
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: a kid.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think he did either. He's what he
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: I don't think he ever, he's like fifty eight howl.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I don't think he have we ever
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: seen him interact with children, Like if I saw him
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: at a park with children, I would tell them to run.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: I think I think somebody had been trafficked. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah,
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: I don't think he should be around children. So Gino goes, yeah,
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: I'm okay, uncle Marco. Karma's a bitch and she's gonna
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: get hers. And then I met rewatching this. He's wishing
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: he had said Karma's a bitch and so is Jasmine.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: But he didn't.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: And then Marco just goes, I gotta go, and he
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: hangs up, and I was like, what happened?
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Marco's probably like Jasmine's on the other line. She wants
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: me to be the godfather.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Gotta go. I was like, did he have a bathroom
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: emergency or is he like on a date. Well, I
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: don't know what Marco's life is like, but he had
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: to go. He can'd to go. He can't talk to
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Gino for more than two seconds. So Gino says, Jasmine
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: wasted four years of my life and I slept with
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: her one to one and a half of those years,
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: so I wasted some of my sperm too. He doesn't
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: say that part. He says, I could have been with
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: someone who loved me and I had a baby with them. Again,
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: you don't want a baby. I don't care about Jasmine's life.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: I'm focused on my life, which is why every word
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: out of my mouth for the rest of this episode
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: is gonna be about Jasmine. Sure, he continuously says he
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: does not care, which is why you've dedicated your life
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: to revenge like you're Liam Neeson and taken. That is
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: how dedicated you are, but you don't care, You don't
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: care about her.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Nope, doesn't care now.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Uh. So then he googles how to avoid sugar babies,
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: which is a Google search. As he keeps talking about Jasmine,
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: she's gonna have to prove it was an immigration fraud
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: and she's gonna have to do an official interview and
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: good luck with that. We're gonna see how jolly she
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: is after that.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Is she jolly normally?
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: Is she Santa Claus? Yeah? She never I think she.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: He's like, I see her with those happy pictures with Matt.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: She's not going to be smiling after that immigration interview.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: So then he goes to a clothing store. He's like,
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: I'm missing some buttons on these shirts. So he wants
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: this fancy clothing store to put new buttons on these shirts,
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: these like Panama shirts with the Hawaiian print. And his
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: pants are too big and so he wants them to
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: take them in. And I was like, why are you
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: there not a tailor? And then he says, and I
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: want some new clothes. Okay, now we're getting somewhere. Yeah,
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: so he said, which Jasmine has been begging him to do.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: For years since we first ever saw them together.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the mandals and the shorts and the sneakers with
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: the white sox. She hated it all. She's still willing.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: She was still willing to have sex.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: With you, mandals.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: I love that she was willing to have sex with
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: that dressed with that.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, she was actually loved him. She loved him,
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: she thought he was hot.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: So he tells the sales guy, I am recently single
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: and I want to look for something fancy so I
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: can start dating. My first question, does Gino know how
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: much things cost at this nice store?
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: No? He absolutely he could buy a new pair of
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: pants for the amount of fabric he's getting taken out
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: of those giant pants he's got on. Yeah.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Absolutely so. Also, why has he lost so much weight?
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: Because when we saw him with no shirt on, I
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: felt like he had gained weight. But whatever, Maybe he's
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: because he had no he's been eating too made cheese
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: and cracker boards.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: But no, the pants are just old timey pants.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: That are just they're just loose.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: They're completed, and they're very loose, like men's pants used
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: to be very like pleated and like.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Tight up high up to your boobs, like Fred Mertz
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: from I Love not.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: That not that style, but even like just think about
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: like eighties and the style of pants. Even they're like
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: khaki pants, they just were Yeah, they were nor flowy,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: like Dave has the pants like that, and I'm like,
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: we're not doing that anymore. But I love fleetd pants, Like, no,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: we're not doing fleets in our pants anymore.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: It's over. So he says, I usually shop at the
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Salvation Army. Again, this cheap as fuck guy. He doesn't
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: shop there because he like is on a strict budget,
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: or because he likes to find like cool thrift store finds,
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: or because he again is on a strict budget. He
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: like always shops there because he doesn't care about fashion.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: An he's super cheap.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: So when he was dating that other girl that was
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: fake whatever her name was, and he was like, oh,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: I'm over here at the Natalie Will and look at
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: this great selection. Of course at that time we were like,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: where is that good Will? That does look like a
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: good selection.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: I did not love him trying on all those hats
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: in the bill, because that's lie. Yeah, So he's like,
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: I want to look like George Clooney or Richard Gear
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: and then he laughs hysterically.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Good luck.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: That man's like, how much money because and how many
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: days snow?
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: So the guy goes, so do you need these things
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: in a rush? And Gino goes, well, I'm on the
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: dating apps and I made a profile, but I haven't
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: landed a date yet. But I just want to be
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: ready to go when I do land a date, that
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: I can have some clothes. And so the guy's like, okay.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: So the guy puts this like jacket on him and
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Gino goes, it's not something I would normally wear. Isn't
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: that the whole point?
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Though?
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: That was the whole point. And then we see Gino's
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: wedding photo for his first wedding. He some his face
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: is just getting I don't know, it's it's just not
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: a good photo. The eyes are way off, like not
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: where they should be. It's just not it's not attractive.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: The lady whose faces blurred out looks nice and tolerant
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: from He just doesn't look great in that photo. It's
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: not a good photo.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: No, And maybe after that he looks like hats. Yeah,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: maybe he starts to start wearing hats after that photo. Yeah.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: It wasn't the the hair, it was the face. Situation's face,
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: it's both, it's both. Uh. So he says, I met
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: her in the Brazil section of a dating site, and
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: then he laughs hysterically like it's the funniest thing ever.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: And he goes, I guess I do have a type.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: I like the wide hips and the big booty, and
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: maybe I care too much about looks.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: You think, yeah, that sounds.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Maybe part of the problem is you're shooting outside of
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: your range given your face, situation, so and personality and
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: wealth and intelligence and all of it.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: So misogyny all the things.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all of it. So the salesman says, well, the
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: clothes should like change the way you feel and the
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: way you behave. And I thought, let's hope so, but
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: I doubt it. So Gino says, well, my last lady
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: she treated me horribly. She got pregnant with another guy.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: Salesman is like, whoa, But he handles it so well.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: He does a very quick recovery, and he's like, thank
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: you for telling me that, so that I can help
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: you find clothes.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: So that I can help you find some pants.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: That information will help me pick out pants that will
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: best suit you. I get. I'm here to help you
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: feel more confident. It sounds like you just need a
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: good dosa. Confidence.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: That's like, you need this is a nice dinner jacket
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: that will really who's yeah.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: The guy was trying. He was trying so hard to
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: be nice, and so they land on a jacket. Gino
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: is feeling himself. He's turning from side to side. Sharp,
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: I feel sharp, snatched. He doesn't say snatched. I wish
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: he had said snatched. He's like pointing at himself in
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: the mirror like he's a knight. At the Roxbury, she's
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: like so so cheesy, and the salesman's like, oh god,
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: this is a nice store, please calm down, and then
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: he goes, you do need pants though the jacket's great,
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: but you need pants. We got to keep empty hammer
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: in the nineties and Gino is like, what's the empty hammer?
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: Dance show me and the guy's like, no, sir, this
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: is a dignified store. I'm wearing a nice suit. Please
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: do not behave this way. It's like a pretty woman
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: when she goes to the store and they cheat her poorly.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: Gino starts doing something that he thinks is the empty hammer,
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: which it's not. It was more like the Running Man
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: slash a skiing move like he's skiing or something.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: It was like her robus classes like scissor kicks.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: What does not mc hammer? What are you doing? And
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: the guy is so embarrassed and like we shouldn't have
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: allowed I'm going to just speak to the manager. We
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: should not have agreed to film a TV show in
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: this store.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: I don't care how much press we're getting, it's not
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: worth it.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: So Gino's like, I should have done this sooner, like
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: getting all snazzy and not worried about that k one
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: visa stuff. I feel great, like you could have found
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: a lady here, like I shouldn't have found some foreign lady,
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: and I could have found a guy here if I
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: was dressed. That's good. I don't know his point, and
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: then he says, but I'm still gonna put all my
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: effort into making sure she gets deported because she deserves it.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: He went from he went from a high high to
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: a lo low.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you feel so great about yourself that, but you're
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: still gonna bring her and her new baby be down. Okay.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: So then at this point he sees that the jacket
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: is one thousand dollars and he says, oh boy, wow,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: this jacket. Is that's a lot of money that's out
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: of my budget. Why did you bother the salesman? Then
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: you just wasted it, like an hour of this man's time. Yeah,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: and he had to see you dance, and he had
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: to get close up to your gross breath, your salami
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: breath while he was fixing that jacket, and you're like,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: he goes, I can't really afford that. Paying for the
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: divorce is my top priority. Being vengeful is more important
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: to me. So that is why I can't do the jacket.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: I was so mad for this salesman that you couldn't
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: have looked at something in the store to see the
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: price range, to see that you could not afford it
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: before you tried it on and wasted this man's time.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: This is why I hate Eugeno.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: I would say, give me, give me another jacket that's
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: not as expensive.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, something is clearance? Is there clearance? You have
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: a Salvation Army section of this store. And the salesman goes,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: that's all right, that's fine. It's fine that I wasted
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: all of this time on you and learned your entire
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: life story and had to see you mc hammer dance.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: It's great. This was a great, not at all waste
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: of my time. It's fine. So then we move on
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: to Jazzmine and Matt. They're taking Matilda to meet his mom,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: or Matilda his mom and sister we learn are coming
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: over there, and they're paying out outfits for her to wear,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: and Jasmine is stressed because she's never had a mother
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: in law. They're all dead, which is kind of nice.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: Not that I want them to be dead. It's just
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: nice that I don't have to deal with them.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: He's always honest. So then we see Matt feed the
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: baby and he says, she's two months old and I
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: love more than anything, but it is like twenty four
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: hour surveillance. Wait until she starts crawling. Right now, she's
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: just laying there. So he said, I've never been more tired,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: but I know Jasmine is tired times four. She's a
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: real trooper. And he says, Jasmine, if you want to
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: make a good impression, don't curse in front of my mom.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: And she's like, you're the real cursor and she's like,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: what does your mom know? And he goes, well, I
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: told I did tell her about you and the baby.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: After Matilda was born. She was heartbroken, and Jasmine says,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: your mom doesn't know the real you. You were a
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: fuck boy. You were the Jim slut when I met you.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: And he's like, no, I'm not. And so his mom.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: He says, my mom knows that you believe in God,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: and she was very excited about that. That was one
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: of the first questions. Yeah, she doesn't know that you're
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: still married. In fact, I told her that we are engaged.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: And Jasmin is like, what fuck? Why can you not
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: stop lying? And Matt says, well, I told her that,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: so she just leave us alone. And she goes, what,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: I cannot believe you did that. You lied to her,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: And he's like, fine, just tell her whatever, tell her
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: the truth. I don't care. I'm so tired. And she's like,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: now I have to tell her the truth. He's like, fine,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: I'll tell her whatever. Mom like he's such a pouty
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: child when he gets called on anything.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: She's like, you're the one that lied. Yeah, you're the
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: one that lied.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: And I think he's tired too, because he keeps like
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: but he always acts like this. Why is he always
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: so tired for a man that works out so much
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: and is in his thirties. He is always about to
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: fall asleep, like a teenager who is high. Like he
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: is at the lawyer's office. He was yawning. He's like
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: always bored and half asleep.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Well, he's like, maybe maybe he's just a yawner like me.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know why he's so tired. Maybe
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: he needs to get his levels checked.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, seriously. So Jasmine is nervous, her stomach is gurgling.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Wish I could have pooped, but I couldn't poop before
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: she came in there, and Matt goes, it's too late now. Yeah,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: so they're at the pooping level of the relationship where
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: they can talk about pooping.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: I think is always at the pooping level.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: Pooping. She's a oh, she loves That was her favorite
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: part of the Geno relationship, that they could talk about
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: weird stuff and body functions. So Matt's lovely sister and
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: adorable mom arrive. They both seem so nice. They're hugging Matt,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: they're hugging Jasmine, They're so happy to see the baby.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: He's like, don't kiss the baby. We don't want her
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: to be sick. I was the mom sick? Or do
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: they just I know you're not supposed to because of germs, herpies.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: I know you're not supposed I know, but.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: To have your mom to tell your mom not to
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: kiss her new grandchild is in my mind. I was like,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: maybe they've already met the baby and so they're just
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: doing this as like a redo. Yes, surely you wouldn't
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: say to the grandmother, don't kiss the baby, because.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: Well, I think it was on Seeking or Surviving Sister
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: Wives they were talking about it. I feel like Cody
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: and Robin went over and were kissing the baby and
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: like someone had a cold sore, and like they were
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: really grossed out that how you're not And then they said,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: you're not supposed to let newborns be kissed by anybody
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: because well that's so true, so many germs. And I
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, I didn't know that. I don't know,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: but I think that.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Like he didn't seem very nice to his mother. I
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: guess that's what it was.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't very The mom took it well, but
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: he was like, get out of here, dirty mouth, mom,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: I can't kiss your grandchild. But it's probably smart. I
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: like that he's being protective of the baby though, because
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: before he couldn't have cared less because she was a girl.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: So now he's at least like, I know she's a girl,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: but I don't want her to get sick. So I mean,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: i'd want her to get less sick if she was
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: a boy, because then she'd have to be outside and
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: running and doing sports and important things. Of course, they
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: are even happy to meet Coco. They couldn't seem nicer.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: They were great.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: They Coco jump all over him. So mom says, I
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: did get a little upset because I think that they
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: should have gotten married first. But what's done is done.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: And God accepts me as a sinner and will accept
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: Jasmine too as a sinner. Yeah, yeah, we're all sinners.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: So everybody is all smiles and they're like, did you
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: Jasmine says, you know, we named the baby's middle name
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: after you, after the mom, which was a good kiss
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: up move.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: That's always smart.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: And she's like, oh, I know, I can't believe it.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: And they just can't stop laughing at Matt being a
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: father because he's so immature. Essentially, they both say he
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: is a child. I never thought he would have children.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: He's an immature, spoiled brat and we hate him, but
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: we love him, and we can't believe he's a dad,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: and we're just can't he's he's shaking holding that baby
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: and like changing diaper. We just can't believe it. So
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: but she's like, I'm so happy. Kind of she's conflicted.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: The mom is conflicted, but she's mostly happy. And then
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: she holds the baby and Jasmine is like, these people
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: are so nice. I can't believe how Matt made me
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: think they were going to be monsters. And I can't
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: believe he lied to this nice old lady. Also, she
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: seems to be like fifty five years old. She's not
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: that old, but they keep talking about her like she's
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: gonna die any second. And they're like, I can't believe
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: she lied to the sweet, old, decrepit grandma who looks
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: very young. And Jasmine's like, I can't believe. We have
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: to break her heart and tell her that we're not engaged.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: So then Jasmine and the mom start cooking together, and
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: the mom says, yeah, I was happy about the baby
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: and so happy that you're engaged, because I don't like
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: sexual immorality, and Jasmine goes, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: I agree. If people are doing things. They have to
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: be serious.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: But however, I am sexually immoral because here we are.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you've seen the show, I did suck on
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: my husband's toes a lot and I peed on him
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: in a jacuzzi, my husband that I'm still married to,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: and I'm knocked up with your It's fine.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Dude though, because she said it was polina, but it
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: was okay.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: So this is where we actually see the food. So
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: she's made something that looks like white soup. It looks
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: like extremely watery. It's just like milk or like maybe
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: oatmeal that you've put way too much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: she says it's polenta. They start eating it and it's
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: just dribbling down, just it's and the mom goes.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: It's good.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: She just put too much water in it. But it's good,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: and they all go, hmm, thank you, it's so nice.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: And mac O's I just don't I don't want to
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: film fill up on this. It's really good, though. No
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: one eats more than one sip and then put their
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: spoons down they're done.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: I was like, listen, I was like, I'm no vegan,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: but that didn't look like polenta to me.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: It looked like coconut milk. It looked nasty. That's not
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: that's not polenta. There's no way that is. I don't
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: know what that was supposed.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: They were like, it's like porridge.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it wasn't even like porridge. It wasn't thick
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: at all.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: It was like literally, she probably like threw that pan
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: across the florist and as they left, Matt.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: So they give her a present, which is a cross
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: necklace because religion, but it has Matilda's name engraved on it. It's
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: very sweet, and Jasmine like almost starts crying and she's like, Okay,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: we really need to tell you, Matt. Don't you have
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: something to tell them? And Matt says, mom, I lied
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: about us being engaged. Jasmine is still married. She's getting
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: a divorce. Jasmine says, I married some one after being
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: with them for five years. It was a serious relationship.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: I'm not a whore. I swear like I was really
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: with him, and I threw a toothbrush and everything, and
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: that's how I came to this country. But the marriage
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: did not work, and now I'm with Matt. And it
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: was all consecutive things that happened, not concurrently is what
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to phrase it. So it makes it sound
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: like I married him, the marriage didn't work out, and
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: now I'm with Matt, and then I got and then
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: that's what I'm trying to lead you to believe.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Don't try to LC and search my name to know
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: the show that I was on with my husband.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, God, yeah, called open marriage in the Desert or
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: last Restort. And mom said, starts crying. It's it's I'm
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: very disappointed at you. But what do I do? I
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: have to give it up to God and pray for
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: you and your soul. And the sister says, is the
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: divorce like happening? Where are you with that? And she says, well, no,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: it's totally happening. I have a lawyer. But it is
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: a little tricky because legally the father of the baby
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: is not Matt. My husband has legal rights over Matilda,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: so he could take her. She makes it sound like
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: he could just kidnap her, like away from the mother.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just everybody bar the door because it's gonna be
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: here at three zoo one and then it Yeah, it
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: doesn't wor your baby.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he doesn't want the baby, but we have to
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: prove that Matt is the father, and the sister goes,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: so you could, like, I'm not saying you would, but
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: you could cut Matt out completely because he has no
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: legal rights, and she's like, yeah, I guess I could.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: I never thought about it that way. You better be
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: nice to me, Matt. And the mom says, my heart
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: is crying for my son and for you too, Jasmine.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: It's just I don't know you as well.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: And also this polina is terrible, but go ahead. Also,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: and now we're not.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: A good cook, and I'm worried my son will starve.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: And are you feeding this baby? Was this breast milk
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: you fed us? Because that's what it looked like. It
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: looks like they were spooning up breast milk. So she's like.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: The mom says, I want my kids and my friends
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: to be saved and to go to heaven, not to hell,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: and I'm worried that's what's gonna happen. And the mom
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: and the sisters say they feel deceived and they don't
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: know why they lied about being engaged. And I was like,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: you raised this idiot who lies to you. Maybe look
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: at that. Is Matt just a liar by nature? Or
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: did you raise him with such religious trauma that he
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: feels like he has to lie to you and is
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: scared to tell you about his life right because you
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: would be so critical because of the religion. Or is
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: he just a liar? They're both. Either one could be true.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: We don't know. But that night, Jasmine and Matt go
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: to sit by the pool and Jasmine says, I feel
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: so bad about lying to your mom and she was
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: and he goes why. She goes, your sweet old mom
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: was crying again. She's like fifty five, yeah, and she
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: was crying and he goes, oh, yeah, yeah, I mean,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: I don't like seeing my mom cry. But you know,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: this isn't what I thought having a kid would go
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: be like. And she's like, oh, I'm sorry, and he's like,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: it's fine. I made my own choices and life is
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: unexpected and I went, don't regret anything. I love Maddie
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: and I love this, and Jasmine says, I always feel
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: like you were hiding me, but now we have each
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: other and we're not in this alone. We have each
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: other's back. And he says, I mean, I don't know
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: if you're going to leave me or if we're going
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: to annoy each other for the rest of our lives.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: But you know, I don't want you to think, Mama,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: that I'm a joke or that I'm wasting time.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Mama.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: He's brought back the mama with the Mama. I don't
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: have a ring, Mama, but I want to get down
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: on one knee and I have this stupid string and
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: I want to tell you taamo, Mama. I love you TEAMO.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: I've learned TEAMO and I love you. You're so strong,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: You're a great mother. I'm gonna take care of you.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna love you right. It's like he's Elvis or something.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna love you right.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: I can't have que cards behind him. It's so cheesy,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, with this string, will you marry me? And I'm
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: not rushing you because you're still married.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: So this is what She was actually crying, full on.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: Crying, and he's like, I'm not rushing you because again,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: you're still married. So we literally cannot rush into this.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: And she cries and she's like, I love you so
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: much and if I ever heal that part of me
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: and I'm ready to get married again. I wanted to
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: be you, but right now I don't know I don't
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: trust people. I'm scared because of what Gino did to me.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: And Matt tells us this is getting real tiring because
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: she keeps pushing me away and I keep trying to
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: prove how much I love her, and she I would
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: never push her away, like she says, she's scared of
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: getting pushed away. But she pushes me away all the time,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: and it gets old and she goes, and then he goes, Damn,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: how do you accept a ring from Gino? And I
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: have to work this hard to put a string on
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: your finger? That sucks? And I was like, well, maybe
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: if you had a ring, she would have said yes.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: And maybe that's true Spring she's a little materialist, materialistic. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: maybe the fact that it's a string and not a
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: ring is what did it. So he's just very bummed,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: and uh, that's where we end. Also, when you feel
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: like you proposed just because my mom got so pissed
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: that we're not engaged, and I lied about being engaged,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: so now I'm engaged. I'm asking you to marry me
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: for real. I wouldn't really feel like that was I
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: ice proposal.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: I think it would be more like, let's have a
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: serious conversation about this and you know, when you are
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: done with this Geno thing and it is finally done,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: I do I do want to talk about getting engaged.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: I do want to talk about getting married, like that
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: is what I want, you know. I know right now
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: you're embroiled in this thing with Gino, and but one
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: day it'll be over and then maybe we could talk. Yeah,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: I would have been a better conversation than to be
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: like with this string I they propose or whatever he
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: was trying.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: So we both don't go to hell, according to my mom.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: According to my mom. But I mean, obviously they're committed
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: to each other. They live together and they have a baby.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know if she's ever really admitted
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: that she's into him romantically. She's into him sexually, but
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: like every time he's like, I'm in love with you,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: she always says I love you m hm. But like,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: and I think she loves him, like as the father
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: of her child. But I don't know if she's in
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: love with him, she will won't even let herself do
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: that because of Gino, or she's just not into him.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: She sees how dumb he is.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't think that's the case, but I mean
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: on Instagram now it's all about like, this is the
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: love of my life, this is my best friend, this is.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: And I've also seen posts where she's been like I'm
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: so devastated that the love of my life broke my
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: heart about Gino. And then Matt wrote in the comments, Mama,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: it hurts so much when I see posts like this
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: because I've given you my all and you won't accept it.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: Like he'll put it, He'll put it in the comments.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: And then people and are they but are they sitting
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: there and you're like, yeah, she's like that's what I'm
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: gonna do. Okay, so I'm gonna do this and give
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: it ten minutes and then you write this and let's
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: get it going and then internet.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then people in the comments. It's like he's
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: fishing because people in the comments are like, we're rooting
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: for you, Matt. You seem like a great guy, and
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: you's like, thanks, thanks, I'm getting my heart broken over here.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: Like are you really just airing out your public laundry
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: or is this all for impressions?
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: All for impressions is the answer? Yeah, that's the answer.
• 1:17:49
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• 1:17:55
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• 1:18:01
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• 1:18:04
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• 1:18:09
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• 1:18:12
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• 1:18:15
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• 1:18:56
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• 1:19:00
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• 1:19:04
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• 1:19:21
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• 1:19:47
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• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: I we will tonight's episode. Well, we're recording this early.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: Well I don't know when this is coming.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: Out, so this will come out on Tuesday, and so
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: your episode will come out Wednesday.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: Correct, And it will be the episode from Friday, which
• 1:20:18
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  Speaker 2: the day October thirty, Halloween, the night of Halloween. Yes,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: we're gonna come boo.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. My husband just sent me a little lot of
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: TEXTA said he and the dogs were downstairs waiting for
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: the first trick or treaders. And he might be waiting
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: a long time because, as you know, nobody comes on
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: our streets all but I know you're going to do
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: trick or treating with your brother tonight to watch the
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: people in their neighborhood. So please take good pictures. If
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: you see some good costumes.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm hoping to see something clever. Yeah, I love clever.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: Clever. Yeah, some of the kids out there a pretty smart.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: If you say, how many kids are you going to
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: see with shirts to say six to seven.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: Well, I just still don't really totally understand. And I
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: did not know that this hand gesture went along with
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: it because when I gave it a bing, the hand
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: gesture didn't come up. They just tried to explain to
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: me what it meant, and I still didn't really get it.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: The first kid that ever did it at a basketball game.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: There was like a kiss cam kind of thing on
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: this kid at a basketball game and he just blurted
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: out six seven like this, like ah.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: And I thought it was a song that or.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: This turned into that turned into this. It's a big circle.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, mm hmm.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: I can't explain it. I can call my daughter, Okay, everybody,
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: gibbity toilet. Nope, all right, talk to you first. Oh nope.