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White Claw Prison w/ Mike & Gina | TBCC Ep. 39 · The Big Cunty Couch

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SPEAKER_03: Coming up on the big tea couch.
0:02
SPEAKER_03: I got a big mouth.
0:02
SPEAKER_03: I won't want to get up pulled over over here.
0:04
SPEAKER_03: It was around Christmas.
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SPEAKER_03: He gave me two tickets for no reason.
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SPEAKER_03: I was like, oh, did you reach your Christmas quota?
0:09
SPEAKER_03: Oh, cool.
0:09
SPEAKER_03: So God I could help.
0:11
SPEAKER_03: You hit that number.
0:12
SPEAKER_02: Jesus, Jesus.
0:13
SPEAKER_02: I know.
0:14
SPEAKER_03: I know.
0:14
SPEAKER_03: Don't hit my red button.
0:16
SPEAKER_02: You're going crazy.
0:17
SPEAKER_03: Don't hit my red button.
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SPEAKER_03: I go to a very straight gym and they ignore me for years and years and years.
0:21
SPEAKER_03: And so now they're starting to like come up to me with like handshakes, and I don't know how to do them.
0:27
SPEAKER_03: Oh, no.
0:28
SPEAKER_03: It's like my nightmare.
0:29
SPEAKER_03: It brings me back to middle school.
0:30
SPEAKER_03: Terrifying.
0:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
0:31
SPEAKER_03: Should we try?
0:32
SPEAKER_03: Should we try?
0:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but I think because like we're comfortable, like we would.
0:36
SPEAKER_03: Oh, what happened?
0:37
SPEAKER_03: You break the other shoe?
0:39
SPEAKER_00: Well, there we go.
0:41
SPEAKER_00: We would have actually got it.
0:43
SPEAKER_00: Stick around.
0:54
SPEAKER_03: No, but seriously, does this like make me look prego?
0:57
SPEAKER_03: I don't think so.
0:58
SPEAKER_03: It's all about the drapage, mama.
0:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but like an empire waste.
1:02
SPEAKER_03: Empire plunge.
1:06
SPEAKER_03: How are you?
1:07
SPEAKER_03: I need to get my energy up.
1:09
SPEAKER_03: Entergy, energy.
1:10
SPEAKER_03: Because that's a mishap today, per usual.
1:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:13
SPEAKER_03: Fans of the pod know by now that it's always um a fucking nightmare getting to this point.
1:17
SPEAKER_03: So now I'm asleep.
1:18
SPEAKER_03: Perfect.
1:19
SPEAKER_03: Me too.
1:20
SPEAKER_03: Great.
1:20
SPEAKER_03: I'm I'm hot, dehydrated.
1:22
SPEAKER_03: I'll say bloated.
1:24
SPEAKER_03: You're bloated.
1:24
SPEAKER_03: You look bloated.
1:25
SPEAKER_03: You look a little bloated.
1:26
SPEAKER_03: Welcome back to the podcast, everyone.
1:28
SPEAKER_03: I'm Gina Spears.
1:29
SPEAKER_02: And I'm Mike Fails, and this is the Big County Couch.
1:31
SPEAKER_02: And it's just us girls.
1:33
SPEAKER_02: Yes, Proud Fabric.
1:34
SPEAKER_03: I know it's been a long time since we've had a little uh duo.
1:37
SPEAKER_03: I know.
1:37
SPEAKER_03: I kind of live for her when it's just us, because like maybe I'm one click less awkward.
1:42
SPEAKER_03: We'll we'll find out.
1:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, seriously.
1:43
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, all science point too near.
1:46
SPEAKER_02: Um, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
1:48
SPEAKER_02: Um, I'm wearing a brioni shirt that I got tailored.
1:52
SPEAKER_02: It was huge.
1:54
SPEAKER_02: Um, it was like XXXL, and I was like, I need to bring this in a little bit.
1:58
SPEAKER_02: Get it tailored, yeah.
1:59
SPEAKER_02: I didn't know that.
2:00
SPEAKER_02: I did, yeah, yeah.
2:00
SPEAKER_02: Uh it's still like oversized, but it's like actually like okay now.
2:04
SPEAKER_02: It's called Brianni.
2:05
SPEAKER_02: Brioney.
2:06
SPEAKER_02: Brioni?
2:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:07
SPEAKER_02: You love a brioni.
2:09
SPEAKER_04: I made my fat bits brionis.
2:11
unknown: My God.
2:12
SPEAKER_04: It's so cute.
2:12
SPEAKER_03: And what is your fucking problem?
2:14
SPEAKER_02: My fucking problem?
2:16
SPEAKER_02: I'm having like a bad hair day.
2:18
SPEAKER_02: Like I looked in the mirror and I was like, no, absolutely not.
2:20
SPEAKER_02: I was like, uh, why is my hair like curled?
2:23
SPEAKER_02: Well, it's a bit influenced.
2:24
SPEAKER_02: I know.
2:25
SPEAKER_02: It's like the humidity is bringlets.
2:26
SPEAKER_02: It's insane.
2:27
SPEAKER_02: And then I guess like my real problem, I'm like a late-in-life uh horror movie fan, kind of.
2:32
SPEAKER_02: So I keep like seeing these trailers for horror movies that seem amazing, and then I watch them and they are boo-boo.
2:38
SPEAKER_03: What's the latest horror movie you've seen?
2:40
SPEAKER_02: Um, Obsession, which Obsession was fine.
2:42
SPEAKER_03: Do I need to see that?
2:43
SPEAKER_03: Um, I don't know.
2:44
SPEAKER_03: I'm always trying to like go to see more movies, and I ask every one of my friends like, Do I need to see that?
2:48
SPEAKER_03: And they're like, Actually, I don't think you do.
2:49
SPEAKER_03: So you can't blame my lack of like movie going or reading or participating in anything.
2:54
SPEAKER_02: Life or culture.
2:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
2:55
SPEAKER_02: No, but my problem is that I honestly think it should be considered false advertising to make a trailer for a movie make the movie seem better than it actually is.
3:02
SPEAKER_03: Now, trailers, it's like a separate company that does like the I believe so, yeah.
3:06
SPEAKER_02: It's an advertising company.
3:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:07
SPEAKER_02: So it's like literally their job to try and make it as appealing as possible.
3:10
SPEAKER_03: But I think it should be illegal.
3:11
SPEAKER_03: Isn't it subjective though?
3:13
SPEAKER_03: Like, what are they gonna be like?
3:14
SPEAKER_03: Well, our movie is kind of so-so, so we're gonna I think that's what they deserve.
3:18
SPEAKER_02: If you make a bad movie, you should have a bad trailer.
3:20
SPEAKER_03: I so that people like know that it's not worth seeing.
3:22
SPEAKER_03: Well, no one knows if there's their movie's bad until opening night.
3:25
SPEAKER_03: That's when the first time like the director sees it.
3:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they keep them away for the entire editing process.
3:32
SPEAKER_03: That's how I would direct.
3:33
SPEAKER_02: And who are you wearing and what is your problem, my dear?
3:37
SPEAKER_03: Uh this um pregnant explosion is Soulless London.
3:41
SPEAKER_03: Why do you keep saying you're pregnant?
3:42
SPEAKER_03: Because it's kind of like launching off my body in a way that's like I'm I'm eight months.
3:46
SPEAKER_03: Why don't you tuck the it in then?
3:48
SPEAKER_03: There you go.
3:49
SPEAKER_02: That doesn't look Are you sure?
3:50
SPEAKER_02: I mean, you keep making it into like a skate park ramp.
3:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, actually, I'm like you're you're shooting hot wheels off that thing.
3:56
SPEAKER_03: You should glue cars on me.
3:58
SPEAKER_03: Um I will off camera.
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SPEAKER_03: Solus London, I don't know what that brand is, but it's from the real real.
4:04
SPEAKER_03: And it's sort of like painted on me in like a she-hulk kind of way, which is fun.
4:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
4:09
SPEAKER_03: The shoe is Balenciaga.
4:11
SPEAKER_03: These are my pussy shoes.
4:12
SPEAKER_03: They are very pussy.
4:13
SPEAKER_03: Um, I feel like most drag queens wouldn't get it.
4:16
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
4:17
SPEAKER_03: Because this is just like who wants to wear like a suede mule slide with like a psychotic uh tilt.
4:23
SPEAKER_03: Me! Yeah, not one working queen because uh you kind of can't move in these.
4:27
SPEAKER_03: My hair is uh, how's your head?
4:30
SPEAKER_03: Gorgeous.
4:30
SPEAKER_03: And oh my god, wait, I chose this here because so I am dating someone who is well, yeah, this is huge.
4:37
SPEAKER_03: I have so much to talk about.
4:38
SPEAKER_03: Please, I knew.
4:39
SPEAKER_03: Maybe I'll wake up now.
4:41
SPEAKER_03: And this person I'm dating is friends with all like drag queens, which is so funny.
4:44
SPEAKER_03: Like younger, and so uh just in hanging out with him, I've sort of been meeting all these new girls, which is so fun because I have no drag friends or family.
4:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're an orchid.
4:53
SPEAKER_03: So it's just so nice.
4:54
SPEAKER_03: And I recently met someone uh who's a new fan of the pod.
4:57
SPEAKER_03: Her name is Norma Tears.
4:59
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, and she is a woman, she's so stunning.
5:03
SPEAKER_03: Um, and the other night she was out with us or showed up after or whatever, and she just had this juicy black hair and was like so puss and this black.
5:12
SPEAKER_03: I mean, she wasn't in fucking frog green, but she was just in all black and was so-so pusina.
5:17
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna share no Laura Tears today.
5:20
SPEAKER_03: Norman, this is for you.
5:21
SPEAKER_03: Come on the pod.
5:22
SPEAKER_03: Live.
5:23
SPEAKER_03: Well, she reminds me of my cousin Lori.
5:24
SPEAKER_02: Right, and this is like Lori down.
5:27
SPEAKER_03: Um, I should make a movie called My Cousin Lori.
5:30
SPEAKER_03: That'd be great.
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SPEAKER_03: Kind of my cousin Benny.
5:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but um, I actually think Lori and Norma Tears should come on as a duo.
5:36
SPEAKER_03: So I'll arrange that.
5:37
SPEAKER_03: Keep an eye out.
5:38
SPEAKER_03: Uh watch your mailbox.
5:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Norma, we need your uh mailing address.
5:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and uh P.O.
5:43
SPEAKER_03: So there's that, and yeah, I think I look cute.
5:46
SPEAKER_03: You do just a little titty constant.
5:48
SPEAKER_02: Well, you were like going for more like poussoir, because the last couple looks have been like I look like a fucking idiot.
5:54
SPEAKER_03: Or it's just been like helmet-y or like not something, you know.
5:57
SPEAKER_03: So I was like, I just want to be soft and brown and like soft and brown and a little stinky.
6:03
SPEAKER_03: It's like describing poo.
6:05
SPEAKER_03: Like a poo-poo, yeah.
6:06
SPEAKER_03: A little poo-poo.
6:06
SPEAKER_03: This is your poo-poo look, yeah.
6:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, perfect.
6:08
SPEAKER_03: So it's fun.
6:09
SPEAKER_03: It's nice to be back to my um actual aesthetic, maybe.
6:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I need to chill.
6:15
SPEAKER_03: I need to chill with the helmets.
6:16
SPEAKER_03: I don't look pretty with like that.
6:18
SPEAKER_03: But I don't know.
6:19
SPEAKER_02: Being hard on yourself, yes.
6:20
SPEAKER_02: It's you haven't had like a very soft glam look in a in a in a few apps.
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SPEAKER_03: I always look better with this like opened up forehead, like yeah.
6:29
SPEAKER_03: A little bit of that.
6:30
SPEAKER_03: A little bit of that.
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SPEAKER_03: So yeah, she's feeling it.
6:32
SPEAKER_03: It's in all right.
6:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, what's your name?
6:34
SPEAKER_03: I have a million problems.
6:35
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
6:36
SPEAKER_03: Number one, I got charged with an open container.
6:39
SPEAKER_00: What?
6:40
SPEAKER_03: Gina, where were you on the train?
6:44
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so I've been drinking on the train for my whole life.
6:47
SPEAKER_03: Since when?
6:48
SPEAKER_03: Literally since when?
6:49
SPEAKER_03: I don't know if I'm going out or somewhere and I have to go to fucking Hell's Kitchen.
6:51
SPEAKER_03: I've been going to Hell's Kitchen a lot because this guy lives in like, you know, Harlem.
6:55
SPEAKER_03: Right.
6:55
SPEAKER_03: And that's like where all the gays go.
6:57
SPEAKER_03: So yeah, if I'm going somewhere and it's a big commute and I'm like trying to like pre-game or something.
7:01
SPEAKER_03: In this case, I was like, I need calories really bad.
7:03
SPEAKER_03: So I was like, let me have a white claw surge, as I've been, you know, doing.
7:06
SPEAKER_03: I've been surging.
7:07
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
7:08
SPEAKER_03: And so the prices.
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SPEAKER_03: Uh so I got it's like a snap.
7:13
SPEAKER_03: So I got, I was like, let me get let me be a good boy and get a paper bag.
7:17
SPEAKER_03: So I did.
7:17
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
7:18
SPEAKER_03: And this is so embarrassing.
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SPEAKER_03: The doors open, cops come in and they tell me to get off.
7:23
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, what?
7:25
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I have a paper bag.
7:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
7:27
SPEAKER_03: I got charged with an open container.
7:28
SPEAKER_03: I was like, I thought if you had a paper bag, it didn't matter.
7:31
SPEAKER_03: I thought you could do whatever you want.
7:32
SPEAKER_02: You're like, I thought I could kill the president.
7:34
SPEAKER_03: But it's because of the fucking paper bag.
7:35
SPEAKER_03: Had I just did my own normal like thing, it wouldn't have looked like an alcoholic beverage.
7:40
SPEAKER_02: Is it because you were on the train?
7:41
SPEAKER_02: You can't have an open container on the train no matter what.
7:43
SPEAKER_02: I guess that's probably what I guess that's it.
7:44
SPEAKER_03: But I'm telling you, it was that little brown bag because it's like, we know what's in there, sweetie, you know.
7:48
SPEAKER_03: But had I just had a whatever, it could have been an energy drink, it could have been like, you know, Celsius, a Celeste, but I meant Celsius.
7:55
SPEAKER_03: No, no, Celeste is your new line of energy beverages.
7:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
7:58
SPEAKER_03: Called Celeste.
7:59
SPEAKER_03: It's actually a great name for an energy drink.
8:03
SPEAKER_03: Is it?
8:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say that's happening.
8:07
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I just want a Celeste, it helps wake me up.
8:09
SPEAKER_03: I'm the face of Celeste for sure.
8:11
SPEAKER_03: Open container.
8:12
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
8:13
SPEAKER_03: I mean And I was being a cunt, which is bad.
8:16
SPEAKER_03: The Karen comes out because I was like, you can't give me a warning.
8:18
SPEAKER_03: Like, really?
8:19
SPEAKER_03: I've been here since 2013.
8:21
SPEAKER_03: I never, you know, never gotten a fucking ticket for a white claw.
8:24
SPEAKER_03: I took it out.
8:25
SPEAKER_03: I was like, a white claw?
8:27
SPEAKER_03: Surge.
8:27
SPEAKER_03: They're new.
8:28
SPEAKER_03: Uh I was like, really?
8:30
SPEAKER_03: Like, what you can't fucking give me a warning.
8:32
SPEAKER_03: And one of the guys was like, I would, but he and I was like, so make him do it.
8:35
SPEAKER_03: Like, what do you get?
8:36
SPEAKER_03: Is he your no?
8:38
SPEAKER_03: And then I was like, thank you so much.
8:40
SPEAKER_03: I was being so like aggressive.
8:42
SPEAKER_03: Thank you so much.
8:43
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
8:44
SPEAKER_03: And then I said, go fuck yourself as I walked away.
8:46
SPEAKER_03: I got a big mouth.
8:47
SPEAKER_03: I get it.
8:48
SPEAKER_02: I know.
8:48
SPEAKER_03: You've been I won't want to get up pulled over over here.
8:50
SPEAKER_03: I was it was around Christmas.
8:52
SPEAKER_03: He gave me two tickets for no reason.
8:53
SPEAKER_03: I was like, oh, did you reach your Christmas quota?
8:56
SPEAKER_03: Oh, cool.
8:57
SPEAKER_03: So glad I could help.
8:58
SPEAKER_03: You hit that number right before the holidays.
9:01
SPEAKER_03: I know.
9:02
SPEAKER_03: I know.
9:03
SPEAKER_03: Don't hit my red button.
9:04
SPEAKER_03: You're going crazy.
9:06
SPEAKER_03: Don't hit my red button.
9:08
SPEAKER_03: We need a red button in here.
9:10
SPEAKER_03: I don't know what my red button is, but when it's hit, I can hulk out.
9:15
SPEAKER_03: Another problem is, you know, I think I've expressed that like I go to a very straight gym and I watch all of their like the straight camaraderie and they ignore me for years and years and years.
9:28
SPEAKER_03: And uh I think they're just starting now to like acknowledge me.
9:31
SPEAKER_03: I don't know why.
9:32
SPEAKER_03: Maybe because like I got like a little like bigger in recent hours.
9:38
SPEAKER_03: Um and so now they're starting to like come up to me with like handshakes, and I don't know how to do them.
9:45
SPEAKER_03: Oh no.
9:46
SPEAKER_03: It's like my nightmare.
9:47
SPEAKER_03: It brings me back to middle school.
9:48
SPEAKER_03: Terrifying.
9:48
SPEAKER_03: Or it's like you, I'm sure you struggled with this.
9:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
9:52
SPEAKER_03: Should we try?
9:53
SPEAKER_03: Should we try?
9:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but I think because like we're comfortable, like we would Oh, oh, what happened?
9:59
SPEAKER_03: You break the other shoe.
10:00
SPEAKER_00: Well, there we go.
10:03
SPEAKER_01: We would have actually got it.
10:04
SPEAKER_01: We really would have got it.
10:06
SPEAKER_01: No, no, I think we were gonna get it.
10:07
SPEAKER_01: I I heard it before that happened.
10:09
SPEAKER_01: Shoe try again.
10:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
10:12
SPEAKER_01: Sub.
10:12
SPEAKER_01: They broke.
10:13
SPEAKER_01: No, we sucked.
10:14
SPEAKER_01: Sub.
10:14
SPEAKER_01: We missed it.
10:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah! Oh, well, there's like a well, there's so many options.
10:20
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
10:20
SPEAKER_03: Sometimes like people will hold it and be like, brother.
10:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like brother, and then be like, it's fucking brutal.
10:28
SPEAKER_02: That's how that is my nightmare.
10:30
SPEAKER_02: Because sometimes because sometimes you like get the fingers, and it's like that, there's nothing worse than like doubling down here.
10:35
SPEAKER_02: Give me your hand, and it's like doubling down on like this.
10:38
SPEAKER_03: You're like, I'm not letting go.
10:39
SPEAKER_03: Like, I got it, I got it.
10:40
SPEAKER_03: It's my nightmare.
10:41
SPEAKER_03: I've struggled with this my whole life.
10:43
SPEAKER_03: Same girl.
10:43
SPEAKER_03: I I'm back in sixth grade and it's like in slow-mo.
10:46
SPEAKER_03: Oh you I trip somehow like on their hand.
10:50
SPEAKER_03: Your pants fall off.
10:53
SPEAKER_03: And I'm erect.
10:55
SPEAKER_03: And you're crying.
10:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
10:56
SPEAKER_03: So there's that.
10:57
SPEAKER_03: And sometimes they do this.
11:00
SPEAKER_03: What is that?
11:01
SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's like And I don't know if I need to tap it or just do it back.
11:05
SPEAKER_03: So it's been a huge problem.
11:07
SPEAKER_03: Like, because one guy was walking back, like I was outside of the gym.
11:11
SPEAKER_03: He was going to the gym and he did that.
11:12
SPEAKER_03: And I like kind of missed it.
11:13
SPEAKER_03: And then I just sort of slugged his shoulder on the side.
11:17
SPEAKER_03: And he was like, I was like, I had for the first time in like years, I was like, why did I do that?
11:20
SPEAKER_03: Because you know you like get older and you sort of get more secure and like it nothing matters.
11:24
SPEAKER_03: But I was like, why did I just fucking do that?
11:26
SPEAKER_03: I just punched him.
11:27
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
11:27
SPEAKER_03: I thought I needed if someone has a handbook on how to be like normal and a little hetero around the heterati, yeah.
11:33
SPEAKER_03: Can you please send it to both of us?
11:34
SPEAKER_03: We need it, yeah.
11:35
SPEAKER_03: PDF, preferably.
11:36
SPEAKER_03: So the guys are reaching out.
11:37
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
11:38
SPEAKER_02: Well, that's good.
11:38
SPEAKER_02: I mean Finally, it's been fucking six years.
11:41
SPEAKER_02: Um, so you're but you're like, you're dating somebody.
11:46
SPEAKER_03: Breaking news on the country couch, Gina.
11:48
SPEAKER_03: He's dating.
11:48
SPEAKER_03: He's dating, which is crazy.
11:51
SPEAKER_03: I haven't dated in a long time, and you really just see I mean, dating someone, it's like holding a mirror up.
11:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, definitely.
11:58
SPEAKER_03: Which, you know, you kind of forget when you don't do it for a while.
12:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I just been single for a long time.
12:03
SPEAKER_03: I know.
12:04
SPEAKER_03: I know.
12:04
SPEAKER_03: I said this to him.
12:05
SPEAKER_03: I'm kind of like viewing my life and my apartment like through the lens of him like coming over.
12:08
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, oh God, it's been a it's been a long winter, you know, kind of like I'm like, oh Jesus Christ, I've been in a bit of a slump.
12:16
SPEAKER_03: Let me dust off the cobwebs.
12:17
SPEAKER_03: So like I don't I don't feel like I'm ready to be in a relationship, but like when are you ever ready?
12:21
SPEAKER_03: So I'm just sort of like riding the wave and it's been very fun.
12:23
SPEAKER_03: That's fun and healthy and cool.
12:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's very cute.
12:26
SPEAKER_03: I told you we went to the eagle.
12:27
SPEAKER_03: He's from Rhode Island, which is so fun.
12:28
SPEAKER_03: Crazy.
12:29
SPEAKER_03: So we found that out like after we had already, you know, maybe had talked.
12:32
SPEAKER_03: And I saw him in Rhode Island, we went to the Eagle and it was like Right.
12:35
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, it was so fun because like in New York, we're literally tens across the board.
12:39
SPEAKER_03: It's like, I mean, in Rhode Island, right?
12:42
SPEAKER_03: We're tens.
12:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
12:43
SPEAKER_03: In New York, I'm like a fucking four.
12:46
SPEAKER_02: I'm like a negative three.
12:48
SPEAKER_03: Right behind me, right behind me.
12:50
SPEAKER_03: And it was so obnoxious because we were just getting so much attention and kind of leaning into it.
12:54
SPEAKER_03: People were like, Are you guys together?
12:56
SPEAKER_03: Are you guys best friends?
12:57
SPEAKER_03: Are you guys brothers?
12:58
SPEAKER_03: And we like kept changing the answer.
13:01
SPEAKER_03: And it was wild.
13:02
SPEAKER_03: Like, it was not good for my ego.
13:04
SPEAKER_03: It was too much.
13:04
SPEAKER_03: Because like I my head couldn't fit out of the door afterwards.
13:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
13:08
SPEAKER_03: Didn't somebody like ask to take a picture with you?
13:11
SPEAKER_03: Disabled person asked me to take a picture with them.
13:13
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, absolutely, I'll get back.
13:15
SPEAKER_03: Uh and I told my mom this, and she's like, Why would he want a picture?
13:19
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, Why do you think?
13:22
SPEAKER_03: And she's like, Oh, I don't think she knew.
13:24
SPEAKER_03: And then I was like, to crank it, to crank it to uh your son forever.
13:30
SPEAKER_03: You know, he sort of has it forever.
13:32
SPEAKER_03: But I honestly was like, 'cause I think we also were slam dunk because, like, I'm a nice person.
13:37
SPEAKER_03: And he's I mean, he's a little bit of a prickly gay, but I think he was being nice in that moment or in that night.
13:41
SPEAKER_03: That night he was nice enough.
13:42
SPEAKER_03: Hope he's listening.
13:43
SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah.
13:44
SPEAKER_02: Well, well, let me ask, like, how do you feel about talking about somebody that you're dating on the on the pod?
13:49
SPEAKER_02: I mean, do you well does he listen?
13:51
SPEAKER_02: Does he create?
13:53
SPEAKER_03: I think he is newly listening, maybe, at least to the clips.
13:58
SPEAKER_03: He'll be diving in on this one to kind of fucking hear us, I'm sure, you know, name, which I won't say.
14:02
SPEAKER_03: Uh no, I've dated a podcaster before.
14:06
SPEAKER_03: So I kind of know, like, through him, sort of what's worth like, I don't know, how deep I want to get into it.
14:12
SPEAKER_03: Right.
14:12
SPEAKER_03: And it's just so I feel a little seasoned in that sense.
14:15
SPEAKER_03: That's cool.
14:15
SPEAKER_03: We're gonna keep it late.
14:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
14:16
SPEAKER_03: Because also, like, I'm I think we're both keeping it casual.
14:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's new, it's fresh, there's no point in the putting his photo and his location on the screen right now.
14:26
SPEAKER_02: Go get him.
14:27
SPEAKER_02: Go hurt him.
14:28
SPEAKER_02: How are you?
14:29
SPEAKER_02: I've been fine.
14:30
SPEAKER_02: I've been, I keep joking that I'm like a little manic.
14:33
SPEAKER_02: You are absolutely manic.
14:34
SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm actually literally not, but I just was like, you know what?
14:37
SPEAKER_02: I'm actually gonna try and check off some of the um projects that I've had on my like to-do list for a hundred million years.
14:43
SPEAKER_02: You know, I was hot gluing something and I needed a round shape to sort of like mold the thing around.
14:49
SPEAKER_02: And we have a an oversized, like literally like a foot-tall uh fake pear from my mom.
14:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and he like walked in on me with like the pair hunched over a pear.
14:59
SPEAKER_03: There was new wigs everywhere, uh wigs that I hadn't seen or heard about.
15:03
SPEAKER_03: Uh there were a million new projects going on, which I support.
15:07
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
15:07
SPEAKER_03: I want the creative energy, but I was just like, girl.
15:10
SPEAKER_03: And then I see the pear out, and I was like, what are you doing with the big pear?
15:14
SPEAKER_03: Nothing.
15:14
SPEAKER_02: It's like you're going cuckoo for uh for Brioney.
15:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
15:18
SPEAKER_02: Um, no, I I understand that it looked a little crazy.
15:21
SPEAKER_04: I was like, I didn't approve any of these wigs.
15:25
SPEAKER_02: No, she's getting the itch guys.
15:26
SPEAKER_02: So my retirement party is coming.
15:28
SPEAKER_02: Is it?
15:29
SPEAKER_02: Like I was joking where it was like, of course, the only the only way you get involved with like an actual drag scene is like through no choice of your own.
15:35
SPEAKER_02: It's through somebody that you're dating.
15:36
SPEAKER_02: Like you meet a hundred new queens.
15:38
SPEAKER_02: I would never seek it out.
15:39
SPEAKER_02: You never you would never seek it out.
15:42
SPEAKER_02: I have been a spectator to your drag for such a long time.
15:44
SPEAKER_02: I get interested in the things that you do.
15:46
SPEAKER_02: So I'm like, I wish I knew how to like style a wig like this, or I wish I knew how to like do this type of thing.
15:50
SPEAKER_02: So I've been taking on these projects to like learn and have fun.
15:54
SPEAKER_02: Um literally.
15:56
SPEAKER_02: No, I love your working knowledge.
15:57
SPEAKER_02: As like a vendor, thank you.
15:59
SPEAKER_03: No, he slayed some wigs, they were cute.
16:01
SPEAKER_03: I was impressed.
16:01
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
16:02
SPEAKER_03: What do you think you are?
16:03
SPEAKER_02: A compliment.
16:04
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
16:04
SPEAKER_03: I compliment you all the time.
16:06
SPEAKER_03: Roll the tapes.
16:07
SPEAKER_03: Honestly, it's never on camera, but like if you listen nearby, especially if I'm talking to guests, I I am always like kissing your uninfected ass.
16:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
16:14
SPEAKER_03: Must be I what did I text you?
16:16
SPEAKER_03: I was like, I have to get used to be, I have to get used to you being fat and a procrastinator.
16:20
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, oh my god, this is a new man.
16:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I've been letting a lot of things slide, haven't you?
16:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:26
SPEAKER_03: No, you're neither of those things, unfortunately.
16:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
16:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, how's the the fat pill journey?
16:30
SPEAKER_02: Fine, I think.
16:31
SPEAKER_03: Like my I I know you said like your appetite kind of chilled out.
16:33
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, well, that was anticlimatic.
16:36
SPEAKER_03: Anticlamato.
16:37
SPEAKER_02: We're pro clamato, by the way.
16:39
SPEAKER_02: Clamato is clam and tomato?
16:40
SPEAKER_02: I think it's just clam juice.
16:41
SPEAKER_02: No, it's tomato juice.
16:42
SPEAKER_02: Maybe you're right.
16:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
16:43
SPEAKER_03: Hence the clamato.
16:45
SPEAKER_03: We Gina Clemato?
16:48
SPEAKER_03: We need a clamato sponsorship for no reason.
16:50
SPEAKER_03: It's because of Rhode Island.
16:51
SPEAKER_03: Is that Rhode Island?
16:52
SPEAKER_03: Seafood.
16:53
SPEAKER_03: Do you but we can gay?
16:55
SPEAKER_03: Well, I've had a ton of gay.
16:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
16:57
SPEAKER_03: Do you?
16:58
SPEAKER_03: Um how's your wiener?
17:00
SPEAKER_03: What about my wiener?
17:00
SPEAKER_03: On the meds.
17:01
SPEAKER_03: It's been fine.
17:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
17:02
SPEAKER_02: I haven't had any.
17:03
SPEAKER_02: You feel like an ironclad dick.
17:04
SPEAKER_02: I do, yeah.
17:05
SPEAKER_02: Great.
17:05
SPEAKER_02: That's be fucking nice.
17:06
SPEAKER_02: It was uh like murmuring to yourself.
17:10
SPEAKER_00: Like literally, I was like, so awesome for you.
17:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, thank you.
17:14
SPEAKER_02: Uh no, wiener's fine.
17:16
SPEAKER_02: Um, I was gonna say, you you say sometimes like keeping up with Khadija and just Khadija.
17:20
SPEAKER_02: Keeping up with Khadijah.
17:21
SPEAKER_02: Khadija only.
17:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
17:22
SPEAKER_02: They are coming out with a new show.
17:24
SPEAKER_02: And let me guess, Khadijah's there.
17:25
SPEAKER_02: Yes, yeah.
17:26
SPEAKER_02: I think it's called like the girls or like the girlies or something.
17:29
SPEAKER_02: No one cares.
17:30
SPEAKER_02: No one cares.
17:31
SPEAKER_03: Is it Chloe getting a paycheck or is she helping her girls out?
17:34
SPEAKER_03: It's both.
17:35
SPEAKER_02: Both.
17:35
SPEAKER_02: She's like, you've never seen our real friends, and some of our friends aren't friends with the other friends.
17:40
SPEAKER_02: And it's like pretty normal.
17:42
SPEAKER_02: Nobody cares, but Khadijah is there, of course.
17:44
SPEAKER_03: Of course, Khadijah's there.
17:46
SPEAKER_03: And so is her forehead.
17:47
SPEAKER_03: Um what's the other one?
17:50
SPEAKER_03: Khadijah's sister.
17:51
SPEAKER_03: Khadija and Renee.
17:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Renee.
17:56
SPEAKER_03: Keeping up with Khadija is the best spin-off possible.
17:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
17:59
SPEAKER_03: Like, come on, guys.
18:00
SPEAKER_03: They really missed that window.
18:02
SPEAKER_03: They've tried this before.
18:03
SPEAKER_03: It doesn't matter.
18:03
SPEAKER_03: With like some sort of like friend group thing.
18:06
SPEAKER_03: It was a different friend.
18:07
SPEAKER_03: It was like the girls uh who worked at their at Yummy.
18:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
18:11
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
18:12
SPEAKER_02: And it was like no one cares about these people.
18:13
SPEAKER_03: Dash.
18:14
SPEAKER_03: It was like a backdoor floor.
18:16
SPEAKER_03: I heard like they literally sold water bottles.
18:17
SPEAKER_03: Like there was nothing in the store.
18:18
SPEAKER_03: I I wish it still existed.
18:20
SPEAKER_03: I know.
18:20
SPEAKER_03: Um I'm trying to do that.
18:21
SPEAKER_03: Trying to make dance like this like at a wedding.
18:25
SPEAKER_03: I'm being manic.
18:29
SPEAKER_03: Because like again, uh Sarah and I have been on a roanie journey.
18:32
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
18:33
SPEAKER_03: So uh whatever episode we were watching last night, it was a dance scene.
18:37
SPEAKER_03: I think it was one of like Ramona's renewal parties.
18:40
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
18:40
SPEAKER_03: Right.
18:41
SPEAKER_03: Or one of 500.
18:42
SPEAKER_03: One of twin.
18:43
SPEAKER_03: Like she's yeah, literally every season.
18:45
SPEAKER_03: Um and Sonya, like it was kind of a dancing montage, and Sonia went like it was like a repetitive move, which always like, which I fear I do.
18:57
SPEAKER_03: And you you feel cool when you're doing it, but when like other people see it, it's never cool to like pick one thing and repeat it, repeat it, repeat it, repeat it, repeat it, you know?
19:05
SPEAKER_03: It was not cool.
19:06
SPEAKER_03: It was kind of like the dually pencil sharpener.
19:09
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:10
SPEAKER_03: Like so just a reminder to everyone out there, like don't do that.
19:19
SPEAKER_03: And it really is a reminder to me.
19:21
SPEAKER_03: Because like I totally like.
19:28
SPEAKER_03: We're at the reunion where it's Dorinda's first season, so it's that reunion, which is a good season.
19:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
19:33
SPEAKER_03: And Luann last night to Heather, because Heather was sort of defending Carol.
19:38
SPEAKER_03: Luann just goes, You're not her guard dog.
19:41
SPEAKER_05: And I was like, I love that.
19:43
SPEAKER_03: I should have said that to you, like out of context.
19:47
SPEAKER_03: Do it.
19:47
SPEAKER_03: You're not my guard dog.
19:49
SPEAKER_03: You are though.
19:50
SPEAKER_03: Hello, I am.
19:51
SPEAKER_03: Security.
19:52
SPEAKER_03: Sigourney.
19:53
SPEAKER_03: Sigourney is security.
19:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know you guys are.
19:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, should we take a little break, cool down, hosey off, and uh come uh be right back.
20:05
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
20:06
SPEAKER_02: We're gonna come back.
20:07
SPEAKER_02: We're coming back.
20:08
SPEAKER_02: Everyone's like, please don't.
20:10
SPEAKER_02: Bye! Bye.
20:18
SPEAKER_03: Do you think about Apple uh Paltro?
20:20
SPEAKER_03: Apple Martin.
20:21
SPEAKER_03: I can't say I've thought of Apple one time.
20:24
SPEAKER_03: I think about her all the time.
20:25
SPEAKER_03: Cause like I we grew up thinking it was Apple Paltro just cuz.
20:29
SPEAKER_03: But like Apple Martin, now it's even worse.
20:32
SPEAKER_03: Like, were they going for Apple Martini?
20:34
SPEAKER_03: I don't think so.
20:35
SPEAKER_03: Apple Martin.
20:37
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna order that and just see what someone's.
20:40
SPEAKER_03: I'll take an Apple Martin, please.
20:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, if you say it quick enough, they're like, what?
20:43
SPEAKER_03: Oh, could I just get an Apple Martin?
20:47
SPEAKER_03: So stupid.
20:48
SPEAKER_03: So stupid.
20:50
SPEAKER_03: New segment.
20:51
SPEAKER_03: Like, I am always like sometimes lately.
20:54
SPEAKER_03: I've been saying to Mike, like when I look pretty, I'm like, this is the definition of how do you not want to finger me 24-7?
21:00
SPEAKER_03: So that's where it started.
21:01
SPEAKER_03: And then it started to change a little because like I would take selfies and be like, it's not that.
21:06
SPEAKER_03: It's something else.
21:08
SPEAKER_03: Something else.
21:08
SPEAKER_03: But today I think it's just actually back to the back to basics.
21:12
SPEAKER_03: Like Yeah, this is finger.
21:14
SPEAKER_03: This is finger.
21:14
SPEAKER_03: Like, how do you not want to finger me 24-7?
21:17
SPEAKER_03: Like, you know what I mean?
21:18
SPEAKER_03: Uh one of them I would remember, I was like, I can't tell you what it was.
21:22
SPEAKER_03: Uh basically.
21:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
21:23
SPEAKER_03: How do you not want to grow inside of me?
21:25
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
21:25
SPEAKER_02: And a girl.
21:26
SPEAKER_02: Gina.
21:27
SPEAKER_02: Just like And it was the clown mug.
21:29
SPEAKER_03: It kind of was.
21:30
SPEAKER_03: It kind of was, actually, because she had such like a weird, beautiful, sad, sad face.
21:34
SPEAKER_03: And it was like I'm in my beta era.
21:36
SPEAKER_03: You know what?
21:37
SPEAKER_03: I'm in my beta era.
21:39
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
21:42
SPEAKER_02: That's something else.
21:43
SPEAKER_02: That's like her.
21:44
SPEAKER_02: It's not vor.
21:46
SPEAKER_02: Stop.
21:46
SPEAKER_02: Um, should we, in uh grand county couch tradition, should we do a look review of your of looks from season two?
21:53
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
21:54
SPEAKER_03: Uh sort of off the customer.
21:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
21:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'd love to.
21:58
SPEAKER_02: Why not?
21:59
SPEAKER_02: Sounds fun.
22:00
SPEAKER_02: It's been a long season two, that's for sure.
22:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, season two's been nine years.
22:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
22:04
SPEAKER_02: Congrats to Volg her on their 50th episode.
22:06
SPEAKER_02: We will we will probably end the season with 40, which I think uh, you know, we've been doing it twice as long and twice as long as many episodes.
22:13
SPEAKER_03: I love the Vulgar girls.
22:15
SPEAKER_03: Yes, they have their stars.
22:16
SPEAKER_03: Again, what a coincidence.
22:18
SPEAKER_03: This person I'm dating, I'll just say it's in Peter.
22:20
SPEAKER_02: Hi, Peter.
22:21
SPEAKER_02: Hi, Peter.
22:22
SPEAKER_02: I haven't met you yet.
22:25
SPEAKER_03: If you're good, uh, is really close with Selma.
22:28
SPEAKER_03: Right.
22:28
SPEAKER_03: So it's like such a coincidence.
22:29
SPEAKER_03: It was so weird.
22:30
SPEAKER_03: So I went out to their show.
22:32
SPEAKER_03: I think I texted you.
22:33
SPEAKER_03: I was like, it's too soon for me to go.
22:34
SPEAKER_03: Like, I don't want to be as well.
22:35
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, no, it's not.
22:36
SPEAKER_03: Just go.
22:37
SPEAKER_03: What is wrong with me?
22:38
SPEAKER_03: You're bizarre.
22:38
SPEAKER_03: It's like it's too soon.
22:39
SPEAKER_03: I don't want to be, I don't want to be like the town crazy stalker.
22:43
SPEAKER_03: Like I just met you.
22:44
SPEAKER_03: But it was so, so fun.
22:45
SPEAKER_03: Uh, and I told you afterwards, like, Vicki came up.
22:47
SPEAKER_03: They, you know, they did had a first round of sets, and I think Selma recognized me, and then Vicky like took my doll, but maybe didn't recognize me, and then came back, circled back and was like, Oh my god, Selma said Gina's here.
22:56
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, who's Gina?
22:57
SPEAKER_03: You know what they need.
22:58
SPEAKER_03: It's just like so funny when people could call me Gina, because I'm like, that's just like a little sliver of you.
23:05
SPEAKER_01: The sliver's getting bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger.
23:10
SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
23:10
SPEAKER_01: That's something else.
23:12
SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
23:12
SPEAKER_03: So season two, we kicked off with I know you tell me like a game I I'm like on the line about that I so now I got like a personality too, of course, yeah.
23:21
SPEAKER_02: Uh we kicked off season two with the Carrie Flower.
23:26
SPEAKER_06: Uh I had these shoes on.
23:28
SPEAKER_02: You had those shoes.
23:29
SPEAKER_02: Um, it was Carrie Flower, and then we did Cheetah with River, right?
23:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
23:35
SPEAKER_02: And then it was tiki.
23:37
SPEAKER_02: Then 60s.
23:39
SPEAKER_03: 60s.
23:40
SPEAKER_03: My 60s makeup was people really like that.
23:42
SPEAKER_03: You were snatched, yeah.
23:43
SPEAKER_03: It was sort of just black and white, and just it just I looked pretty.
23:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
23:47
SPEAKER_03: Uh, but the carry dress I always really, really feel pretty in.
23:50
SPEAKER_03: I want to wear it again.
23:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
23:51
SPEAKER_03: Not as Carrie.
23:52
SPEAKER_03: Like, imagine that with like my half up, half down, like jeanie hair or like brown or black.
23:56
SPEAKER_03: Like I want to make a swimsuit out of it.
23:58
SPEAKER_03: I want to take that flower and put it on like a white bathing suit.
24:00
SPEAKER_03: Oh, fun.
24:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:01
SPEAKER_02: That'd be fun.
24:02
SPEAKER_02: That's uh it's a really flattering dress.
24:04
SPEAKER_02: Like the sh the base that you built off of is really, really nice.
24:08
SPEAKER_02: It's ruched and and body.
24:10
SPEAKER_03: It feels like real, even though it's the costume.
24:12
SPEAKER_03: Costumiest.
24:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, costumiest thing ever.
24:14
SPEAKER_03: It's like wire and glitter and garbage.
24:16
SPEAKER_03: Wait, I went to a Hamptons party in Lion Babe.
24:19
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you knew they were still around.
24:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
24:21
SPEAKER_03: Hi, Lion.
24:21
SPEAKER_03: Lion Babe.
24:22
SPEAKER_03: Hi, Lion, babe.
24:24
SPEAKER_03: Babe, comma lion.
24:26
SPEAKER_03: It's like me working at Panera.
24:28
SPEAKER_03: They just sit down now.
24:31
SPEAKER_03: And I'm first in line because I need a job.
24:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she was in the dress that I uh sort of remixed because it was a piece of garbage, but she thought it was okay just, you know, to wear on stage.
24:40
SPEAKER_03: Right.
24:40
SPEAKER_03: So work.
24:41
SPEAKER_03: You better work.
24:41
SPEAKER_03: You better work.
24:42
SPEAKER_03: You better work in that cheap mew mew gown.
24:44
SPEAKER_03: I didn't know Lion Babe was still around.
24:45
SPEAKER_03: Can I be shady?
24:46
SPEAKER_03: She looked crazy.
24:48
SPEAKER_03: I actually like her and her like boyfriend who's a DJ.
24:51
SPEAKER_03: I get stressed because I'm like, I don't know.
24:53
SPEAKER_03: Are they together?
24:54
SPEAKER_03: Should you guys be in entertainment together?
24:55
SPEAKER_03: That's like you're asking for it.
24:56
SPEAKER_03: Are you even together together?
24:58
SPEAKER_03: Like, I don't know.
24:59
SPEAKER_03: Should your mom be helping you more?
25:00
SPEAKER_03: Because her mom's Vanessa Williams.
25:02
SPEAKER_03: But no, she's very talented.
25:04
SPEAKER_03: She has cool, like a cool sound, can definitely sing, but she looked a mess.
25:09
SPEAKER_03: Her hair was crazy.
25:10
SPEAKER_03: Her whole thing is she's a lion, I guess.
25:12
SPEAKER_03: So I've seen her in giant the units have been getting bigger and bigger, and that's so fun.
25:16
SPEAKER_03: I have seen her in unbelievable hair.
25:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
25:18
SPEAKER_03: But girl, at this Hamptons party, she had like it was a fall that didn't match.
25:24
SPEAKER_03: It looked like she was just like waking up from hibernation.
25:28
SPEAKER_03: Well, I was like, that's beer, babe.
25:29
SPEAKER_03: She's a lion.
25:30
SPEAKER_03: Did lions hibernate?
25:31
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
25:32
SPEAKER_03: Uh I love the tiki.
25:33
SPEAKER_03: You always look great in that up too.
25:35
SPEAKER_03: I know.
25:35
SPEAKER_03: I need to get a touch up on that because I do like it.
25:37
SPEAKER_03: But I want to wear that somewhere too.
25:39
SPEAKER_03: Can someone book me?
25:40
SPEAKER_03: I guess I should try to like get booked.
25:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
25:42
SPEAKER_03: Like now I have drag friends.
25:44
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
25:44
SPEAKER_03: And it could happen.
25:45
SPEAKER_03: But I want to go to like parties.
25:47
SPEAKER_03: I want to go to like a pool party in that.
25:48
SPEAKER_03: I thought you looked great in the Cheetah look.
25:50
SPEAKER_03: And it's so it was fun with the glasses and the.
25:53
SPEAKER_03: That was fun.
25:54
SPEAKER_03: I think my makeup was actually really good that night when I took the glasses off and it sort of like covered exactly what I had done.
26:00
SPEAKER_03: I had a weird Tin Man nose.
26:02
SPEAKER_03: It's hard for me to go back because I hate my old nose so much.
26:05
SPEAKER_03: Right.
26:05
SPEAKER_03: Like the way I was doing it.
26:06
SPEAKER_02: You've changed it.
26:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
26:07
SPEAKER_03: I've changed a lot.
26:08
SPEAKER_03: And I don't know if it's for the better, but for now I I just like it better, I think.
26:11
SPEAKER_03: Because I would go crazy on like a contour up here, connecting to my brows.
26:16
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I don't need to pinch that anymore.
26:18
SPEAKER_03: I'm just putting brown up there.
26:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
26:19
SPEAKER_03: I'm trying to actually flatten the big bird out.
26:22
SPEAKER_02: Unless it's like a for a photo shoot, I think like overcontouring your nose is just it just draws attention to it.
26:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
26:29
SPEAKER_03: Just makes it look big.
26:30
SPEAKER_03: I mean, yes, I could work on the tip and I will continue to, but because that there's room for improvement for sure.
26:35
SPEAKER_03: But I think overall, do you prefer this nose?
26:37
SPEAKER_03: I think so.
26:38
SPEAKER_03: When it's blown out up here.
26:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
26:40
SPEAKER_03: I think when I look at the photos, I'm definitely like, oh, this is much like just softer.
26:44
SPEAKER_03: I mean, the old nose was literally Nick Manny being like, what's up with your nose?
26:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
26:49
SPEAKER_03: Straights were fucking talking about it.
26:51
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, come on.
26:52
SPEAKER_02: So I guess Carrie Flower wins that that chunk, right?
26:55
SPEAKER_02: Or 60s.
26:55
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
26:56
SPEAKER_03: I like them all.
26:57
SPEAKER_03: I like every single look I've worn ever.
27:00
SPEAKER_03: Sixties is really good.
27:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
27:02
SPEAKER_03: That wig is fresh too.
27:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
27:04
SPEAKER_03: I just gotten it, and that's one of my favorite wigs.
27:06
SPEAKER_03: Another black.
27:07
SPEAKER_02: Okay, I'll go 60s.
27:08
SPEAKER_02: I like 60s.
27:09
SPEAKER_02: 60s, it's it's so like, you know, color blocky.
27:11
SPEAKER_02: The dead dress is so fun to style, like to you know, zhuzh up.
27:14
SPEAKER_03: Did I have a go-go boot with that?
27:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
27:16
SPEAKER_03: That was fun.
27:16
SPEAKER_02: So then we had pink sequin with Eric Williams, then purple plaid, then fish, and then the burlesque lacy cop hat look.
27:29
SPEAKER_03: That's tough because I mean I like them all, but they're all like kind of like mid to me in a way.
27:33
SPEAKER_03: I think I was painted for the purple plaid.
27:35
SPEAKER_03: You were.
27:36
SPEAKER_03: But I think also I was really fishy for the burlesque.
27:39
SPEAKER_03: I love the burlesque look.
27:40
SPEAKER_03: Alicia Lane likes the burlesque look.
27:42
SPEAKER_03: She's pregnant again.
27:43
SPEAKER_03: She is.
27:44
SPEAKER_03: Oh my gosh.
27:45
SPEAKER_03: Congrats, Alicia.
27:46
SPEAKER_03: That's so great.
27:47
SPEAKER_03: Congrats.
27:47
SPEAKER_03: She might listen to this.
27:48
SPEAKER_03: So Partiche.
27:50
SPEAKER_03: Girl, we love ya.
27:50
SPEAKER_03: Name your daughter Gina.
27:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, name your daughter Gina.
27:54
SPEAKER_03: It's another girl, too.
27:55
SPEAKER_03: Oh wow.
27:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
27:56
SPEAKER_03: She's like, stop spilling my tea.
27:57
SPEAKER_03: I'm spilling your tea.
27:58
SPEAKER_03: I can't wait.
27:59
SPEAKER_03: That's so great.
27:59
SPEAKER_03: You have a beautiful family and it's only growing.
28:07
SPEAKER_02: Shut up.
28:08
SPEAKER_02: I just love the burlesque.
28:10
SPEAKER_02: Because it was stupid and easy and stupid.
28:12
SPEAKER_03: Sometimes the easy like Randinas are my favorite.
28:14
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so burlesque takes it, takes that chunk?
28:17
SPEAKER_03: I think so.
28:18
SPEAKER_03: All right.
28:18
SPEAKER_03: Oh, because I bought a shake and go to it was fun.
28:20
SPEAKER_02: It was like brassy with black highlights, and I was like, that's my Steez honey.
28:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
28:24
SPEAKER_02: Then we had the Halloween Epp.
28:27
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I felt so pretty.
28:28
SPEAKER_02: You looked amazing.
28:29
SPEAKER_02: And then we put out the Wicked episode.
28:33
SPEAKER_02: Then it was Christmas.
28:36
SPEAKER_02: And then the fur tree.
28:39
SPEAKER_02: Tree.
28:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
28:40
SPEAKER_02: Which you say tree.
28:41
SPEAKER_02: I mean it's like a tiger stripe.
28:42
SPEAKER_02: It's like an animal print.
28:43
SPEAKER_02: But you're like, it's like a tree.
28:44
SPEAKER_02: It's like wood grain.
28:45
SPEAKER_03: It's wood green.
28:46
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna wear my green wig.
28:47
SPEAKER_03: Um though that's really hard because those are that's a big, that's a stack.
28:50
SPEAKER_03: That's a stack.
28:51
SPEAKER_03: Because uh the Maryland was so pretty and fun.
28:54
SPEAKER_02: Everything about that was right.
28:55
SPEAKER_02: The dress was was great.
28:57
SPEAKER_02: Everything was right.
28:57
SPEAKER_02: The the boa was great, the hair was huge and and great, your makeup was awesome.
29:02
SPEAKER_03: That was kaboomzy, though.
29:03
SPEAKER_03: I will say I was I was pretty big then, I think, right?
29:06
SPEAKER_03: I think so.
29:06
SPEAKER_02: You're you're I think I was we were we didn't kaboom that night, but we were close to kaboom.
29:10
SPEAKER_03: I think I was like pretty like beefy then.
29:14
SPEAKER_03: Kaboomsey.
29:15
SPEAKER_03: It was kaboomzy for sure.
29:16
SPEAKER_03: Christmas, I was so painted for that because it was post-drag race, I had shaved brows.
29:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:21
SPEAKER_03: And when I have a shaved brow, like, watch out.
29:23
SPEAKER_02: And then I mean, I thought you looked so snatched uh in the fur vest and the pony.
29:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that kind of came in last minute, which is so fun.
29:32
SPEAKER_03: Again, usually my favorites tend to be like that.
29:35
SPEAKER_03: Isn't that so weird?
29:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we try and try and try, and then it's the things that we're forced to throw together are the most fun.
29:41
SPEAKER_03: And in my head, I think I I taught you that as like a woman.
29:44
SPEAKER_03: That like you can plan, plan, plan.
29:45
SPEAKER_03: Because he's a planner, but sometimes it's just they pop up.
29:48
SPEAKER_02: Now let me ask you this which do you prefer, the burlesque look or the fur and the bodysuit?
29:54
SPEAKER_03: That's tricky because the uh fur and the bodysuit I felt uh looked a little harsh because of the sculpted helmet.
30:02
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
30:03
SPEAKER_03: I like to say it looked like clay.
30:06
SPEAKER_03: So I was saying Pueblo head, but that sounds probably like racist somehow.
30:12
SPEAKER_03: Let you uh feel that one.
30:14
SPEAKER_03: Cancel me.
30:15
SPEAKER_03: Pueblo head is not.
30:18
SPEAKER_03: We're fine.
30:19
SPEAKER_03: It's clay.
30:20
SPEAKER_03: It looks like a clay hairline, so I felt masked like weird in that.
30:25
SPEAKER_03: But my makeup was so pretty for that.
30:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
30:27
SPEAKER_03: And I don't know, everything else was really snatchy.
30:29
SPEAKER_03: I also did a custom nail for that.
30:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and the proportions are right with the fur is.
30:33
SPEAKER_03: That might be up there.
30:34
SPEAKER_03: The color of the hair is you randomly really liked that one.
30:36
SPEAKER_02: I did, yeah.
30:37
SPEAKER_02: I think between the two, I think I prefer the.
30:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, me too.
30:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:44
SPEAKER_02: Me too, because it's just a little more style.
30:46
SPEAKER_02: Like there's more to play with.
30:47
SPEAKER_02: So of those four, who wins?
30:48
SPEAKER_02: That's really hard because it's Halloween versus Christmas.
30:50
SPEAKER_02: These are really important.
30:51
SPEAKER_02: These are really important days.
30:53
SPEAKER_03: They really are.
30:53
SPEAKER_03: Like, I we do this for those two episodes that come out later.
30:56
SPEAKER_03: Literally.
30:57
SPEAKER_02: No, they were early.
30:58
SPEAKER_02: They were on time this year.
30:59
SPEAKER_02: They're both early this year.
31:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
31:00
SPEAKER_03: I wonder if Greg's gonna do it again.
31:01
SPEAKER_03: Well, good question.
31:02
SPEAKER_03: He said no.
31:02
SPEAKER_03: He said no.
31:03
SPEAKER_03: But we should have them come like and just serve cookies.
31:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
31:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
31:08
SPEAKER_02: Both.
31:09
SPEAKER_02: Well, to throw a wrench in the works, you know, in between all those, there also was the Lady Gaga look, the Mayhem look.
31:16
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that was fierce.
31:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
31:17
SPEAKER_02: I have yet to like sus successfully tape my eyes since then.
31:20
SPEAKER_02: That was such a great recreation.
31:23
SPEAKER_02: It was.
31:24
SPEAKER_02: And again, another like did it in five minutes look.
31:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
31:29
SPEAKER_02: Thing from the thrift store.
31:31
SPEAKER_02: Pile a shake and go thrown on top of another wig.
31:33
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, because I like zip tied the thing.
31:36
SPEAKER_03: And like those pieces are from gotta crack into that sometime.
31:40
SPEAKER_03: Or or never again.
31:41
SPEAKER_03: My god, I don't know.
31:42
SPEAKER_03: Uh she gets an honorable mention.
31:43
SPEAKER_03: She's she doesn't have to be cut.
31:44
SPEAKER_03: She does because she was cut.
31:45
SPEAKER_03: That was my first bleach brow.
31:47
SPEAKER_03: Oh my God.
31:48
SPEAKER_02: And it just such a different look for you.
31:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
31:51
SPEAKER_02: The red lip, you were taped, it was severe.
31:54
SPEAKER_03: The only thing I wish I did differently was put a little mass XP and push those pieces in, like stick them to my piece.
32:01
SPEAKER_03: That would have been perfection.
32:02
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
32:03
SPEAKER_03: Because they were a little flying off.
32:04
SPEAKER_03: Well, yeah.
32:05
SPEAKER_03: I mean, they were like tied up in the back with like hope and a dream.
32:08
SPEAKER_02: It's like sometimes you really don't fucking want to glue hair to your cheek.
32:11
SPEAKER_02: Gee.
32:12
SPEAKER_02: Um, I think I like the Halloween look more than the Christmas look.
32:15
SPEAKER_02: I guess probably.
32:16
SPEAKER_02: After that, it was the trucker hat look, then carrot, then the pink kaboomsey, pink metallic uh crisscross, and and and then clown.
32:29
SPEAKER_02: Carrot.
32:30
SPEAKER_03: Randomly, for some reason, I looked so pretty as carrot.
32:33
SPEAKER_03: You were beat.
32:34
SPEAKER_03: I was beat.
32:35
SPEAKER_03: I and I I think I was like, I don't know, maybe a little skinnier.
32:38
SPEAKER_03: Maybe.
32:39
SPEAKER_03: Or less muscular?
32:40
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
32:41
SPEAKER_03: Something.
32:42
SPEAKER_03: I was so pretty that day.
32:43
SPEAKER_03: You were on a full carrot diet.
32:45
SPEAKER_03: I was on a full carrot diet for sure.
32:46
SPEAKER_03: But I love the trucker hat look.
32:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's fun.
32:50
SPEAKER_03: I never feel pretty in that.
32:51
SPEAKER_03: I want to love it because I love the like pieces of it all.
32:53
SPEAKER_03: But I don't know.
32:54
SPEAKER_03: When I put that on, I'm always like, I feel like it's too small on my up top.
32:58
SPEAKER_02: You did look great as carrot.
33:00
SPEAKER_02: You looked great in that pink look too, just was like the smallest garment of all time.
33:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
33:05
SPEAKER_02: With the smallest wig of all time.
33:06
SPEAKER_03: But you were very, very pretty.
33:08
SPEAKER_03: I was taped for that.
33:09
SPEAKER_03: And that did nothing, remember?
33:11
SPEAKER_03: Like lately, I've been taping, or I don't tape ever, or every so often I'll like try it and be like, because the sensation with Gaga was like, Yeah.
33:18
SPEAKER_03: But I've been, I guess, experimenting too much with placement.
33:21
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
33:21
SPEAKER_03: So I don't know, like, it's been subtle sense.
33:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think Carrot of those four is probably the prettiest.
33:27
SPEAKER_02: Although I really did like that pink look.
33:28
SPEAKER_02: That was That was really fun.
33:30
SPEAKER_02: People like that.
33:30
SPEAKER_02: We just said three after that.
33:32
SPEAKER_02: We've got the butterflies, the flower, and then this.
33:35
SPEAKER_02: Butterflies is arguably the prettiest I've ever looked.
33:38
SPEAKER_02: Arguably.
33:39
SPEAKER_02: That was such a fun outfit.
33:41
SPEAKER_02: It was such a fun wig because it was like a little thin, and you just plugged in those two clip-on ponies that were the exact same color and the exact same wave pattern.
33:50
SPEAKER_02: It just filled the whole thing out.
33:52
SPEAKER_02: It was perfect.
33:53
SPEAKER_03: I was it was the hottest day of the year.
33:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
33:55
SPEAKER_03: But for whatever reason, I just looked so, I don't know, effortless.
34:00
SPEAKER_03: And I slayed those stones, if I do say so myself.
34:02
SPEAKER_03: I did.
34:02
SPEAKER_03: I really did.
34:03
SPEAKER_03: Mike stoned the garment.
34:04
SPEAKER_03: The butterflies were Etsy.
34:06
SPEAKER_03: It was so cute.
34:06
SPEAKER_03: I want to wear that again.
34:07
SPEAKER_03: That was just like really funny.
34:09
SPEAKER_03: That's such a cute little, like, you know, tip around look.
34:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
34:11
SPEAKER_03: And then at first you didn't like that, but you kind of came around.
34:14
SPEAKER_02: I did, yeah.
34:14
SPEAKER_02: The photos of it didn't do it justice.
34:16
SPEAKER_02: Right.
34:16
SPEAKER_02: It was a little bit muddy.
34:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
34:18
SPEAKER_02: But in person, it's also yeah, the butterflies added.
34:21
SPEAKER_02: And then uh another helmet look with flower, which was kaboomzi.
34:26
SPEAKER_02: I hated how I looked in flower.
34:29
SPEAKER_02: You can't stop talking about how much you hated the way you looked at.
34:31
SPEAKER_03: Oh, no.
34:31
SPEAKER_03: I'll never get over the trauma.
34:32
SPEAKER_02: And it really wasn't, you did not look like it.
34:34
SPEAKER_02: It was fine.
34:35
SPEAKER_03: I want you to be like, I hate your gray eyeshadow.
34:37
SPEAKER_03: And like, you won't.
34:39
SPEAKER_03: I didn't hate it.
34:40
SPEAKER_03: I hated the yellow.
34:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
34:41
SPEAKER_03: That's what I didn't like.
34:42
SPEAKER_03: I made a mistake, E.
34:43
SPEAKER_03: Sometimes you just choose all the wrong crayons in the box, you know?
34:46
SPEAKER_03: Like, out of all, like, I think I've always liked all my looks.
34:50
SPEAKER_03: This season at lost.
34:51
SPEAKER_03: Just at least like focusing on this season, which has been nine years, so it's been a lot.
34:55
SPEAKER_03: And I I do really like them all and stand by them all.
34:58
SPEAKER_03: But that one, I think, is the first time I feel like I missed.
35:02
SPEAKER_03: It just wasn't combination with the hair.
35:05
SPEAKER_03: I was just like, I don't like what I did.
35:07
SPEAKER_03: Really?
35:07
SPEAKER_02: Like even with like the pink sequin with your leave out, and like that, that that was that was a hit, and then the flower was a miss.
35:16
SPEAKER_02: No, maybe you're right.
35:17
SPEAKER_02: Maybe you're right.
35:17
SPEAKER_02: I the leave out was psychotic.
35:19
SPEAKER_02: We had to like go in every touch.
35:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that was the most extensive uh retouching I've done for an episode.
35:24
SPEAKER_03: But my makeup was kind of snatchy for that.
35:25
SPEAKER_03: It looks great.
35:26
SPEAKER_03: I did a small, like, you know, some people have commented on that makeup specifically.
35:30
SPEAKER_03: We're like interesting.
35:32
SPEAKER_03: Just kiss and tease wigs.
35:33
SPEAKER_03: It was like that fucking mug tonight.
35:36
SPEAKER_03: Because it was kind of like Yeah.
35:39
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
35:39
SPEAKER_03: Marcel?
35:42
SPEAKER_03: Different cat sound for me.
35:44
SPEAKER_02: Also, you made me do a black lip, but I was I made you do a black lip?
35:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I had a gun to your head.
35:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
35:49
SPEAKER_02: It's like the black lip.
35:50
SPEAKER_02: No, the black lip was kind of fun.
35:52
SPEAKER_03: It wasn't.
35:52
SPEAKER_02: What else would it be gonna be?
35:54
SPEAKER_02: A pinky nude?
35:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it was gonna be a big eight.
35:58
SPEAKER_03: Dear God, you guys are in store for season three because uh we have nothing prepared.
36:02
SPEAKER_03: That's true.
36:03
SPEAKER_02: That's true.
36:03
SPEAKER_02: We've got some things cooking.
36:05
SPEAKER_05: Some things are cooking.
36:06
SPEAKER_02: Um, but what was your favorite look?
36:08
SPEAKER_02: Doesn't even have to be from the um the selects.
36:11
SPEAKER_03: I did just feel pretty in the butterfly look, I think.
36:14
SPEAKER_03: Butterfly and Maryland.
36:15
SPEAKER_03: Maryland?
36:19
SPEAKER_02: Baltimore, Maryland.
36:21
SPEAKER_02: Um, yeah, those two were very fun.
36:22
SPEAKER_02: I think for me, yeah, I think I agree with that.
36:26
SPEAKER_02: Really?
36:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
36:26
SPEAKER_02: I thought you looked great in the pink little Chrissy Cross.
36:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that was so fun too, but I I felt like uh a linebacker.
36:33
SPEAKER_02: Well, you are.
36:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
36:34
SPEAKER_03: Fullback.
36:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
36:36
SPEAKER_05: Halfback, hatchback, pop the hat.
36:40
SPEAKER_05: Pop the hatch.
36:41
SPEAKER_05: Um, and what about my looks?
36:43
SPEAKER_05: Can't remember a single one.
36:46
SPEAKER_03: I loved your um bucket hat with the fish look, and I wish I uh made you give it to me.
36:51
SPEAKER_03: That would have saved it.
36:52
SPEAKER_03: It really actually would have been a nice little balance.
36:55
SPEAKER_03: Kind of would have been cute.
36:56
SPEAKER_03: No, you always look cute.
36:58
SPEAKER_03: And I do remember.
36:59
SPEAKER_03: If I didn't have a wig on, I would remember.
37:00
SPEAKER_03: I can't I can't even remember, so it's don't worry about it.
37:04
SPEAKER_03: Do you know Stacy in London?
37:05
SPEAKER_03: Oh wait.
37:06
SPEAKER_03: Stacy and London is Yeah, but I just actually call him Stacy and London because like that's all that matters.
37:11
SPEAKER_03: Stacy and Clinton.
37:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
37:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:13
SPEAKER_03: But Stacy in London is so much.
37:14
SPEAKER_03: Do you know Stacy in London?
37:15
SPEAKER_03: Do you know Stacy and London?
37:16
SPEAKER_03: They're back.
37:17
SPEAKER_02: I know.
37:17
SPEAKER_02: They have a YouTube show.
37:18
SPEAKER_02: I've seen like a social media clip or something, yeah.
37:21
SPEAKER_03: And they're like in bed with like a tray of snacks.
37:23
SPEAKER_03: And they had a huge falling out, but like they did?
37:25
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
37:26
SPEAKER_02: Because he tried to tell her to change that streak in her hair?
37:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
37:29
SPEAKER_02: Well, she was a late and light lesbian.
37:30
SPEAKER_02: Did you know that?
37:31
SPEAKER_03: I love uh L I L L.
37:37
SPEAKER_03: I love an L-I-L-L.
37:38
SPEAKER_03: I love L-L.
37:39
SPEAKER_01: I'm like L to the O to the L L L.
37:42
SPEAKER_01: It's my It's my L O L route.
37:48
SPEAKER_02: I didn't know they had a falling out.
37:51
SPEAKER_03: She's probably a crack war.
37:52
SPEAKER_03: Why would you say that?
37:54
SPEAKER_03: I've dealt her crack.
37:57
SPEAKER_03: I'm her dealer.
37:58
SPEAKER_03: Um I don't know.
38:00
SPEAKER_03: She seems intense in a weird way.
38:02
SPEAKER_03: She seems kooky based on what I saw in the bed.
38:05
unknown: Okay.
38:06
SPEAKER_02: I gotta tune in and see what there's a lot of.
38:07
SPEAKER_02: Of course, I'm blaming the woman.
38:08
SPEAKER_02: Of course.
38:09
SPEAKER_03: It was her.
38:10
SPEAKER_03: No, Clinton seems fine.
38:13
SPEAKER_03: Probably also a crack whore.
38:15
SPEAKER_03: I don't think either of them are crack whores.
38:17
SPEAKER_04: Did I just say L to the O to the L L L?
38:19
SPEAKER_03: That is That is Rock Wild on.
38:26
SPEAKER_03: Kind of a cool, it's got a little ring to it.
38:29
SPEAKER_03: You know, because like you and I text with L O L.
38:32
SPEAKER_03: But we use the L's as currency.
38:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we really uh three L's is like great.
38:35
SPEAKER_03: Two is like, you know, being two is like average, like normal.
38:39
SPEAKER_03: If it's Lol, it's like something's wrong.
38:41
SPEAKER_03: I know, but sometimes there's a time and a place.
38:43
SPEAKER_02: Lol is kind of just punctuating something.
38:45
SPEAKER_02: It's very millennial to put lol in everything.
38:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
38:49
SPEAKER_02: Gen Zers don't like that.
38:51
SPEAKER_02: Peter's flagged it.
38:53
SPEAKER_02: Um we abuse it.
38:54
SPEAKER_03: We are like a nervous every every line.
38:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
38:58
SPEAKER_03: It's like I gotta punctuate, gotta do something.
39:01
SPEAKER_03: But he's a zillennial or like or on the line.
39:03
SPEAKER_03: He's 30.
39:04
SPEAKER_03: He's on the line, but he leans back.
39:06
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
39:07
SPEAKER_03: Which is crazy.
39:07
SPEAKER_03: I was like, no, usually people kind of like Isn't it so sad to think of 30 as young?
39:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
39:12
SPEAKER_02: Oh fuck, I'm 37.
39:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
39:14
SPEAKER_02: This was a bad birthday here for me.
39:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, your party your party sucks.
39:20
SPEAKER_03: It really did.
39:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
39:21
SPEAKER_03: I should have said that.
39:23
SPEAKER_03: Usually my signature is like, this party sucks.
39:26
SPEAKER_03: I haven't done that in a second.
39:27
SPEAKER_03: I did it at um my nephew's second birthday to Rebecca, like who did the party.
39:34
SPEAKER_03: So immediately it was a beach fight I got there and I yelled in her ear.
39:37
SPEAKER_03: I was like, This party sucks.
39:39
SPEAKER_03: It's my signature.
39:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
39:40
SPEAKER_03: It always lands.
39:41
SPEAKER_03: It literally always lands.
39:42
SPEAKER_03: I have another rap lyric.
39:43
SPEAKER_03: No, I can't go for it.
39:45
SPEAKER_03: No, I can't.
39:47
SPEAKER_03: But sometimes I get into it.
39:49
SPEAKER_03: It was Nicki Minaj-esque.
39:50
SPEAKER_03: Do it, Gina.
39:51
SPEAKER_05: I think it was like hotter than your bitch and stronger than your man.
39:56
SPEAKER_05: More hung than your dad.
39:57
SPEAKER_05: Your mom's a friggin' fan.
40:03
SPEAKER_03: What's your other one, Miss Roundhole?
40:05
SPEAKER_03: That's kind of fun.
40:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're just.
40:07
SPEAKER_03: If I, you know, had it a little more memorized.
40:09
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
40:09
SPEAKER_03: I could have punched it up.
40:13
SPEAKER_00: Here's a cookie for your clown, though.
40:17
SPEAKER_04: You married a square and you're known as Miss Roundhole.
40:20
SPEAKER_04: Luton is here.
40:21
SPEAKER_04: Take a cookie for your clown, though.
40:23
SPEAKER_02: Every word you say doesn't sound you're swallowing every syllable and every word.
40:28
SPEAKER_02: So it sounds like you're saying, yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:30
SPEAKER_02: You sound like the cowardly lion.
40:34
SPEAKER_02: Lion babe.
40:36
SPEAKER_02: Should we take a quick break and come back?
40:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
40:40
SPEAKER_03: What are you saying?
40:43
SPEAKER_03: Wr I say?
40:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, let's take a break.
40:46
SPEAKER_03: I need more alcohol.
40:46
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
40:47
SPEAKER_03: Bye.
40:47
SPEAKER_03: Bye.
40:54
SPEAKER_03: We're back.
40:55
SPEAKER_03: I uh you know how I like fake brands, like fake like knockoffs we all do of like real things.
41:00
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
41:01
SPEAKER_03: I was pretending like a bootleg Nike was like, just go for it.
41:06
SPEAKER_03: Stupid.
41:06
SPEAKER_03: Just go for it.
41:07
SPEAKER_02: Just go for it.
41:08
SPEAKER_02: Who of the of this season's guests achieved golden walk-off status?
41:13
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, we kind of dropped off on golden walk-off.
41:16
SPEAKER_02: Well, I think Selma and and Vicky are Goldino.
41:20
SPEAKER_02: Our Golden Walkoff status.
41:22
SPEAKER_03: All the queens have been golden walkoff.
41:24
SPEAKER_03: We need to do the golden walk-off.
41:25
SPEAKER_03: I didn't do much boy episodes this time.
41:27
SPEAKER_03: We only did one.
41:28
SPEAKER_03: What?
41:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
41:29
SPEAKER_03: And I had like Rosacea.
41:31
SPEAKER_03: It was the uh um Heated Rivalry app.
41:34
SPEAKER_03: I was in a turd-colored windsuit and I had Rosacea, so you're welcome.
41:37
SPEAKER_03: Um we putting you in drag?
41:39
SPEAKER_03: When are you tucking your peep?
41:40
SPEAKER_03: Well, actually, so my I I I don't know if we've said boyfriend.
41:44
SPEAKER_03: I don't know what we are.
41:45
SPEAKER_03: This person I'm dating, this Peter.
41:47
SPEAKER_03: Your partner.
41:49
SPEAKER_03: I will never say partner.
41:50
SPEAKER_03: My roommate just referred to her boyfriend that's been spanking her as her partner.
41:55
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, that's boyfriend.
41:56
SPEAKER_03: Come on.
41:58
SPEAKER_03: Keep it down.
41:59
SPEAKER_03: There ain't nothing queer about a booty clap.
42:01
SPEAKER_03: A good old-fashioned spankaroonie.
42:04
SPEAKER_03: God.
42:05
SPEAKER_03: But oh, so he has a lot of drag queen friends.
42:07
SPEAKER_03: And we were at Kiki Ball Change's house in her basement, playing with wigs.
42:13
SPEAKER_03: And he put on a wig and she was feeling herself in the mirror.
42:16
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, oh, you're my daughter.
42:19
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
42:21
SPEAKER_03: And literally during that like whole like interaction, during that party, I went up and I was like, You're my fucking daughter.
42:29
SPEAKER_03: Kill you.
42:30
SPEAKER_03: He's like, no way, I'm house-ball changed.
42:32
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, no, you can't book your mom.
42:35
SPEAKER_03: None of your friends want to put you in a bag.
42:38
SPEAKER_03: He's beautiful, so actually.
42:39
SPEAKER_03: He's got the mug.
42:40
SPEAKER_03: He could be Gina's daughter for sure.
42:42
SPEAKER_03: I was like, What's making me think of you like all my duaras, all my fake daughters in this fake, fake house.
42:46
SPEAKER_03: Who are the rest of your daughters?
42:47
SPEAKER_03: You and George Severus.
42:49
SPEAKER_03: AKA Genesis Severus.
42:51
SPEAKER_03: Who I don't think I've actually told that his trans name is Genesis Severus.
42:56
SPEAKER_03: They're beautiful.
42:57
SPEAKER_03: And I love them all the same.
43:01
SPEAKER_03: But I fuck one of them.
43:03
SPEAKER_03: Um I was.
43:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and when he was like, Oh, you're gonna fuck your kid.
43:06
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, Oh, well, you're a motherfucker, aren't you?
43:10
SPEAKER_02: You.
43:12
SPEAKER_02: When I when you were making me contour your titties, I was like, why isn't Peter here learning the craft?
43:17
SPEAKER_02: I know.
43:18
SPEAKER_03: Get her here.
43:18
SPEAKER_03: She needs to be serving us drinks.
43:20
SPEAKER_03: Uh I hate contouring my chest because it's hard to honestly, the best way to do it is when I use both hands and like window wipe.
43:30
SPEAKER_03: Because it's hard to like get the shape with this arm.
43:33
SPEAKER_03: And it's nice for me to take a break and have you um do something.
43:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, basically never kind of have to go back and fix.
43:41
SPEAKER_03: You know, it's great.
43:42
SPEAKER_03: Fuck up.
43:43
SPEAKER_03: I almost had you put glue onto my tapes, but I was like, no, that's too much to ask.
43:47
SPEAKER_03: Because I was feeling like stressed.
43:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was already high high high risk to begin with.
43:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, didn't need to get my nightmare.
43:54
SPEAKER_02: Vicky and Selma are golden walk off.
43:56
SPEAKER_03: I live for them both.
43:57
SPEAKER_03: I think Alec is golden walk off.
43:59
SPEAKER_03: Where should I mean it's been a great season of like great guests.
44:03
SPEAKER_03: So they can all come and at least volunteer.
44:09
SPEAKER_03: Pass out flyers.
44:11
SPEAKER_03: Set up the folding chairs.
44:13
SPEAKER_03: There's room for everyone.
44:14
SPEAKER_03: At the walk-off.
44:15
SPEAKER_03: Wait, wanna?
44:17
SPEAKER_03: This is weird.
44:18
SPEAKER_03: And ca yeah.
44:20
SPEAKER_03: Never mind.
44:22
SPEAKER_03: I got a little pre-com on the uh rug in the makeup room after I was tucked the other day.
44:30
SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
44:30
SPEAKER_03: And I don't know.
44:31
SPEAKER_03: And I unfake tucked.
44:33
SPEAKER_02: It was like You sure it was pre-com and not discharge?
44:36
SPEAKER_03: I it wasn't discharge, and it wasn't because of you.
44:39
SPEAKER_03: Ew.
44:39
SPEAKER_03: Either way.
44:40
SPEAKER_03: That's why I'm hesitant to tell you.
44:42
SPEAKER_03: I was like, you were touching my pussy, and then I got pre-com on the rug.
44:45
SPEAKER_00: Oh, when we were doing the fucking hot glue.
44:47
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
44:48
SPEAKER_03: No, it's because no, it has nothing to do with you actually for once.
44:51
SPEAKER_03: It was because like I've been having more sex and like I've been like splooging less intentionally.
44:57
SPEAKER_03: Sure, sure.
44:57
SPEAKER_03: So now I'm kind of just like Ew.
44:59
SPEAKER_03: I know.
45:00
SPEAKER_03: That's really I'm kind of like red.
45:01
SPEAKER_03: I didn't want to actually say it.
45:03
SPEAKER_03: It's so cool when you when you blush and drag, you can't tell.
45:05
SPEAKER_03: Really?
45:05
SPEAKER_03: Because you're just covered in makeup.
45:06
SPEAKER_03: I'm not blushing.
45:08
SPEAKER_03: But I am oozing pre-com.
45:11
SPEAKER_03: Do you pre-com a lot?
45:13
SPEAKER_03: I've kind of learned recently that I do.
45:15
SPEAKER_03: I don't.
45:15
SPEAKER_03: I'm a leaky faucet.
45:16
SPEAKER_03: And like one drop.
45:17
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's so fun.
45:18
SPEAKER_03: We see the teeny glistening bead.
45:20
SPEAKER_03: Do drop.
45:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I didn't I didn't know I did until uh till yesterday.
45:25
SPEAKER_03: Pre-came for no reason.
45:27
SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
45:28
SPEAKER_03: That happens to some people.
45:28
SPEAKER_03: It does.
45:29
SPEAKER_02: If you don't like um Yeah, some people stain their panties.
45:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
45:32
SPEAKER_03: What else?
45:33
SPEAKER_03: Time to end the season.
45:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it really is.
45:35
SPEAKER_03: It really is.
45:36
SPEAKER_03: And this happens every time, like the drag just rejects from my body.
45:40
SPEAKER_03: My body rejects the drag.
45:41
SPEAKER_03: The brows weren't working, the tapes popped.
45:44
SPEAKER_03: But you know, all these working girls that I meet, they they do it.
45:47
SPEAKER_03: They do it all the time.
45:48
SPEAKER_03: Do you think you audition for uh drag race again?
45:51
SPEAKER_03: I can't tell.
45:52
SPEAKER_03: Because 20, you know, I do I could see them stacking like it with New York people, and I think I do know by now, based on how many people I've talked to, that like a lot of people are in the same boat in that they don't hear anything.
46:05
SPEAKER_03: Right.
46:05
SPEAKER_03: So it's kind of just like when it's your year, it's your year, but I don't know.
46:10
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
46:10
SPEAKER_03: I haven't been feeling so draggy, which I just means I need a little break.
46:14
SPEAKER_03: Because I want to feel drag like draggy, but I get on testosterone and like explode out of all my drag.
46:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm like a greedy piggy, as you know, and I wanna like I want more of both.
46:25
SPEAKER_03: I want more boy and more girl.
46:26
SPEAKER_03: You can you can have both.
46:28
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
46:29
SPEAKER_03: Like, can we do Molly or is that uh it's like not part of your program?
46:33
SPEAKER_03: Not on a program.
46:34
SPEAKER_03: I just don't crave drugs and alcohol.
46:37
SPEAKER_03: I know, and that's so cool, actually.
46:40
SPEAKER_03: Because like I was on a fucking bender this weekend.
46:43
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
46:44
SPEAKER_03: It wasn't good.
46:45
SPEAKER_03: No, it was fun, and I was kind of like allowing myself to be because again, I haven't like had tons of fun in a long time.
46:52
SPEAKER_03: But then it resulted in me and Peter like fighting too soon.
46:57
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
46:57
SPEAKER_03: But I was like the Coke monster.
46:59
SPEAKER_03: So Oh, whoops.
47:01
SPEAKER_03: The bleep.
47:02
SPEAKER_03: Colas, those colas really get yeah.
47:05
SPEAKER_03: But I love that.
47:06
SPEAKER_03: I don't do Coke very often.
47:07
SPEAKER_03: Uh, but when I do, and if I do get mean, it's kind of like so fun.
47:10
SPEAKER_03: Time I was so mean to my mom.
47:12
SPEAKER_02: I know you've told me the story on the pod.
47:14
SPEAKER_02: I don't know, actually.
47:14
SPEAKER_02: You were partying and you you came home and so mean to my mom.
47:19
SPEAKER_02: She set you off.
47:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I get like aggressive.
47:21
SPEAKER_02: It's a Do I have an anger issue?
47:23
SPEAKER_02: No, it's a common uh side effect.
47:25
SPEAKER_02: I become like a man for one second.
47:28
SPEAKER_03: You dap up your mom really well.
47:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
47:30
SPEAKER_03: She's like, and then I gave her a fade.
47:34
SPEAKER_03: She loved it.
47:38
SPEAKER_03: I think I need a barber.
47:40
SPEAKER_03: None of these bitch bitches can fade my mom.
47:43
SPEAKER_03: None of these bitch can fade me.
47:46
SPEAKER_03: That's like what I hear.
47:47
SPEAKER_02: You know, I said this on the Selma and Vicky episode, but it's so fun to have drag queens on the couch and to have drag queens like appreciate the space.
47:58
SPEAKER_02: Like it was so so like rewarding.
48:00
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I know.
48:01
SPEAKER_02: It's like so.
48:01
SPEAKER_03: I know we're gonna clean out season three.
48:03
SPEAKER_03: Maybe there's always a queen and someone else.
48:05
SPEAKER_03: That'd be great.
48:05
SPEAKER_03: Now I have friends.
48:06
SPEAKER_03: You kind of love when I'm in black hair, huh?
48:08
SPEAKER_02: I like it, yeah.
48:09
SPEAKER_03: Oh, like not love.
48:11
SPEAKER_03: Well, what do you like love me in?
48:14
SPEAKER_03: Tell me how much you love me.
48:17
SPEAKER_02: I I think I I think the most fun for me is when you're in like an auberny.
48:22
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
48:23
SPEAKER_03: Because I'm like, it's so weird that that it's so nice.
48:26
SPEAKER_03: I do look good as like a little reddish kind of peppery kind of thing.
48:29
SPEAKER_02: We need to do more blondes, I think, for season three.
48:32
SPEAKER_02: I know.
48:32
SPEAKER_02: You don't have any blonde hair, really.
48:33
SPEAKER_02: You've got ashy blonde.
48:35
SPEAKER_02: I have a lot of ashy blonde.
48:36
SPEAKER_02: Which is nice.
48:36
SPEAKER_02: Because I like that.
48:37
SPEAKER_03: I like cool brown and blonde and you know, dishwater.
48:40
SPEAKER_02: Now, have you ever seen like a like a blonde child who has like white eyelashes?
48:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
48:45
SPEAKER_03: That's freaky.
48:46
SPEAKER_03: I teach them about brown mascara.
48:48
SPEAKER_03: You know, brown mascara, now that's a punt.
48:51
SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry.
48:51
SPEAKER_03: I don't care how ginger fair, whatever.
48:53
SPEAKER_03: No, absolutely not.
48:55
SPEAKER_03: What about clear mascara?
49:00
SPEAKER_03: Wait, you should put clear mascara on for like a living.
49:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
49:03
SPEAKER_02: I think I was like either trimming like my eyebrows, or I just was putting on lotion or something.
49:09
SPEAKER_02: I got out, got out of the shower and was looking at myself in the mirror, and I was like, I wish I was in a scenario wherein I was being groomed for like a photo shoot or a TV show or something, and somebody was putting clear mascara on me.
49:19
SPEAKER_02: I was like, I wish I was in I had that opportunity.
49:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I would actually love to do a boy beat on you.
49:23
SPEAKER_03: Do it be funny.
49:24
SPEAKER_03: It's been a long time since uh I should move to Rhode Island and do like uh grazing stations for horses.
49:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
49:33
SPEAKER_03: Mary C loves to say like grazing station and pitch like a grazing station for like a client.
49:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
49:38
SPEAKER_03: She's like, I think you should do a grazing station and then passed.
49:41
SPEAKER_03: And I love that lingo.
49:42
SPEAKER_03: It's like so funny to me.
49:43
SPEAKER_03: Like I don't like, I I don't want to hear about a grazing station.
49:46
SPEAKER_03: I don't want to hear grazing station ever.
49:48
SPEAKER_03: But it's like you have to.
49:49
SPEAKER_03: It's actually so smart and like it works.
49:51
SPEAKER_03: We had a grazing station at our wedding, but it was Oh, yeah, you did.
49:54
SPEAKER_03: That was actually great.
49:54
SPEAKER_03: The food was really, really good year.
49:57
SPEAKER_02: So so hot, and I was fat, so deal with it.
50:00
SPEAKER_02: That was kaboomsey.
50:01
SPEAKER_02: But that was the hottest day of the year.
50:03
SPEAKER_02: That was like of 2024.
50:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it sucks because I just sweat so much it's not cool.
50:07
SPEAKER_03: I'm just soaked.
50:09
SPEAKER_02: Well, you weren't the only one.
50:10
SPEAKER_02: Right.
50:10
SPEAKER_02: So for once it wasn't like, you know, freaking shit embarrassing.
50:14
SPEAKER_03: I want to go back to Balcone for Apocalypse Noir.
50:17
SPEAKER_03: We gotta get Jan on.
50:18
SPEAKER_03: She's like, Oh yeah.
50:20
SPEAKER_03: Totally.
50:20
SPEAKER_03: But isn't um isn't there a show at Balcone?
50:23
SPEAKER_03: The the Volgar Girls will be like, Yeah, but when I sell but say Balcone, I think like Apocalypse Noir Noir.
50:28
SPEAKER_03: I think there's shows at Red Eye.
50:29
SPEAKER_03: They're live shows.
50:30
SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's at Red Eye, yeah, yeah, yeah.
50:32
SPEAKER_03: I uh I would love to go to Apocalypse Noir again, but it is so long.
50:37
SPEAKER_03: It is so long and it's a Monday night.
50:39
SPEAKER_03: And it's like going to Hell's Kitchen on a Monday night is um apparently my life now.
50:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I was gonna say you're my new life.
50:45
SPEAKER_03: Any games, any cunts, any punts, any final cunty thoughts?
50:48
SPEAKER_03: Have you been watching Project Oneway?
50:50
SPEAKER_03: No.
50:50
SPEAKER_03: Have you ever used AI?
50:52
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
50:53
SPEAKER_03: The only time I've ever used it was to see what my armpits would look like hairier.
51:00
SPEAKER_03: And it looked fake.
51:02
SPEAKER_03: That's the only time I've ever used AI.
51:04
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
51:04
SPEAKER_03: Oh, Tom Holland, we gotta see Spider-Man.
51:06
SPEAKER_03: Oh, right.
51:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
51:07
SPEAKER_03: Because I was thinking about Spider-Man, and uh he also has really bad armpit anymore.
51:11
SPEAKER_03: Apparently it's supposed to be pretty good.
51:12
SPEAKER_03: Apparently it broke records for like opening weekends.
51:16
SPEAKER_03: Good for you, Spidey.
51:17
SPEAKER_03: Good for you.
51:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
51:18
SPEAKER_03: You know what the girlies be doing?
51:19
SPEAKER_03: What brunch?
51:20
SPEAKER_03: The young girls like brunch.
51:21
SPEAKER_03: I haven't been to brunch in a decade.
51:24
SPEAKER_03: I know.
51:25
SPEAKER_03: I went because of this uh thing, situation ship.
51:30
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no, because he like I'm dating a Gen Zier, they need brunch like every fucking minute.
51:36
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
51:36
SPEAKER_03: And I which like I kind of love, but you know, the bills add up.
51:40
SPEAKER_03: I've had two brunches and uh and a false alarm brunch with our friend Kat, who maybe thought a place for brunch and then they it turns out they didn't.
51:50
SPEAKER_03: So we were having hoagies at 11 30, which I love.
51:53
SPEAKER_03: The food was amazing.
51:54
SPEAKER_03: It's early for a sandwich.
51:56
SPEAKER_03: That is crazy when you like, as people who don't necessarily brunch as much as they used to back in the day, uh huh, to think you're going to brunch and then have that taken away from you, it's it's it's hard.
52:05
SPEAKER_02: It's a switch, you know, be pumped with vinaigrette on a you know and you know me.
52:10
SPEAKER_03: I I don't ever want a bag of chips.
52:12
SPEAKER_03: Like, you know, like I barely reach for that.
52:15
SPEAKER_03: Like, I'm not into that like sandwich culture.
52:17
SPEAKER_03: Who am I getting?
52:18
SPEAKER_03: It's like those review the tapes.
52:20
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, so I was like, I wanted a mimosa, I wanted a bloody, I wanted a grinder breakfast margarita.
52:25
SPEAKER_03: They do do that.
52:26
SPEAKER_03: Breakfast margarita, what is it?
52:28
SPEAKER_03: Like orange juice?
52:29
SPEAKER_03: Like no regular marg.
52:30
SPEAKER_03: Oh, just for breakfast.
52:31
SPEAKER_03: We had one artisanal brunch uh near me, Julia's, who I know of that place of you.
52:36
SPEAKER_03: I love Julia's.
52:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because it's like similar to like quality food to Rolo's, smaller menu and less of a weight.
52:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
52:41
SPEAKER_03: And probably like three dollars cheaper and everything.
52:44
SPEAKER_03: I should like we should go, we should yeah, come visit me.
52:46
SPEAKER_03: I have so many restaurants I need to take you to.
52:48
SPEAKER_03: When I had money, I would sometimes buy you dinner.
52:50
SPEAKER_03: Rolo's cheese and remember when I had money, I would buy you dinner sometimes?
52:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
52:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we gotta go to Rolo's.
52:54
SPEAKER_03: That was really good.
52:55
SPEAKER_03: I also want to go to Turk's Inn with you because like I would steak freeze and martinis.
52:58
SPEAKER_03: We had we did that though.
52:59
SPEAKER_03: No, we didn't.
53:00
SPEAKER_03: We went somewhere else for steak and it was too rare on your end.
53:02
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
53:03
SPEAKER_03: Blew it.
53:04
SPEAKER_03: But wait, I had a point to the Brunt story.
53:06
SPEAKER_03: Oh, we ended up at Sweet.
53:08
SPEAKER_03: Oh, right.
53:08
SPEAKER_02: Right, right, right.
53:09
SPEAKER_02: Sweet, our home bar.
53:11
SPEAKER_02: That is crazy.
53:12
SPEAKER_02: That was my first gay bar ever.
53:13
SPEAKER_02: Wild on St.
53:14
SPEAKER_02: Patrick's Day.
53:15
SPEAKER_03: St.
53:15
SPEAKER_03: Patrick's Day.
53:16
SPEAKER_03: And it comes full circle in Kelly Green.
53:19
SPEAKER_03: Well, I went into Suite and I was like, oh my god, they renovated it.
53:22
SPEAKER_03: And Peter was like, no, they haven't.
53:24
SPEAKER_03: But I was like, wait, yes, they have, but it was years and years and years ago.
53:28
SPEAKER_03: We were there when it was like folding chairs.
53:29
SPEAKER_03: It really was, yeah.
53:30
SPEAKER_03: But then they put those bankette seats in there, and I was like, oh my god, does Octavia still work here?
53:34
SPEAKER_03: And the guy was like, She hasn't worked here in 15 years.
53:37
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, Oh, well, okay, do you even know who I'm talking about?
53:40
SPEAKER_03: He's like, Yeah, of course I know.
53:42
SPEAKER_03: You're like, I'm Angelo.
53:43
SPEAKER_03: Don't you remember me?
53:44
SPEAKER_03: We used to show each other uh uh penises in the bathroom, right?
53:48
SPEAKER_03: Like our friends would always like be whipping it out back in the day.
53:51
SPEAKER_02: I'd be blacking out that so that that's why they had a mean drink special.
53:56
SPEAKER_03: But where are they now?
53:57
SPEAKER_03: I would love to know what Octavia's up to.
53:59
SPEAKER_03: I hope she quit drag just for her sake.
54:01
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
54:01
SPEAKER_03: I love when like sales people like retire.
54:03
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, respect.
54:08
SPEAKER_02: And on that note, should we retire?
54:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, respect.
54:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
54:12
SPEAKER_03: Any final conte thoughts for you?
54:14
SPEAKER_03: Your pants are getting higher by the second.
54:16
SPEAKER_03: Oh God.
54:17
SPEAKER_03: That's crazy.
54:18
SPEAKER_03: That's not good.
54:20
SPEAKER_02: I literally was like, is this a bit?
54:23
SPEAKER_02: These are high-waisted because they're so long.
54:25
SPEAKER_02: I struggle with like high pants on this pod to begin with.
54:28
SPEAKER_02: So that's gonna be bad.
54:29
SPEAKER_02: Oh no.
54:29
SPEAKER_02: That was wild.
54:31
SPEAKER_03: You were given like my poppy pesty.
54:34
SPEAKER_02: Poppy.
54:35
SPEAKER_02: It's crazy to say poppy.
54:36
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54:39
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54:45
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54:47
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54:49
SPEAKER_03: Yes, if it's a review that uh gets me out of bed sometimes.
54:52
SPEAKER_03: It makes him pre-com more on the carpet.
54:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it just happens.
54:55
SPEAKER_03: Can't wait to see.
54:56
SPEAKER_03: It's also the tuck of it all because it's like something's getting pulled and poked.
55:04
SPEAKER_03: The release, the blood rushes, and sometimes things.
55:12
SPEAKER_02: Well, uh, we'll see you next Tuesday uh for the finale of season two of the Big Country Couch.
55:17
SPEAKER_03: Episode 4-0.
55:18
SPEAKER_02: Episode 4, the Big 4-0.
55:21
SPEAKER_03: We're like, yeah, I turned 40.
55:23
SPEAKER_03: Are you still rapidly aging?
55:26
SPEAKER_03: Perfect.
55:27
SPEAKER_03: The spells are working.
55:28
SPEAKER_03: All right, thanks so much for tuning in.
55:29
SPEAKER_03: I love you all, and goodbye.