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Hoppe Hump Day (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.1.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Here's a crazy story. There is a 96
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  -year -old influencer named Grandma Darnack who
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  was struggling to party at the nursing home and
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  got a formal warning. Oh, you know, she's wild.
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  Yeah. Here's the story. This is the real. life,
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  ma. $12 ,000 a month and you can't party. Grandma
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  Droniak said that her retirement home issued
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  a warning about her throwing parties. In case
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  you don't know, she is a humongous influencer.
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  Could you imagine if you just died at the party?
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  Like, ah, Grandma Darn! Says that she received
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  a letter from an employee at her retirement home.
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  You know one of the dirty rowdy neighbors read
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  it on there. They're jealous of Grandma Droniak!
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  She says this was in the letter. We are reaching
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  out because there have been many noise complaints
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  about your room. Oh, yeah! We hear a lot of prayers
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  with the bed creaking. Oh God. Parties are not
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  allowed and you cannot serve alcohol to other
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  residents. How lame, dude. They're at the end
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  of their life. They're about to die. If they
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  feel like partying, let them. This is a safety
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  concern while we encourage rest. Safety? They're
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  freaking 100 years old. It's not like they're
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  22 in college. It is to socialize and enjoy community
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  activities. Oh, yeah, the community activities
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  like arts and crafts and bingo. Nah, if I want
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  to smoke a doobie and do a shot five minutes
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  before I die, let them. Ridiculous activities.
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  We cannot have wild parties. And y 'all, apparently
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  they have video evidence of this. This is why
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  I never want to live in a nursing home. Also,
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  I don't think I'll have kids or even have a girl.
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  So I'll just be really single. My future is going
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  to be very lonely. They added, it is shown on
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  security footage that people were leaving your
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  room at 1 o 'clock in the morning. Oh yeah! It's
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  a party! I wonder what it's like being hungover
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  at 96 or not. Last Tuesday, continued incidents
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  of this nature may result in restrictions on
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  visitors and common area privileges. Uh, whatever.
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  Let them party! And could lead to further review
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  of your residency status within the community.
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  What a dirty writing community. But the losers!
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  Let them party! Their life is literally very
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  short now. Oh! I had all of these high hopes,
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  I think. It's Lizzo talking about the soul -crushing
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  reception of her album. Maybe if you were nicer
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  to people, it'd be easier to root for you. And
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  it didn't match, and I think that was soul -crushing.
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  Lizzo's getting brutally honest about her recent
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  album sales and is keeping her... Oh, yeah, they
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  were, like, really bad. You know, like, when
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  someone says the album sales are bad, but it's,
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  like, still, like, 50 ,000? It was, like, at
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  four digits. Mm -hmm. It was... Heavenly dance.
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  Or head up, even if the truth hurts. The Grammy
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  winner dropped her album, Bitch, June 5th. Police
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  marked her first record in four years. She's
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  so freaking hot. I'm not going to lie, I had
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  plow her. But the big moment came with a harsh
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  reality. The album failed to make it on the Billboard
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  200 albums chart. Yeah, that's bad. Even if you
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  were 198, at least you couldn't make 200. I can't
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  think of 200 albums that are out now. According
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  to Rolling Stone, citing music data company Luminate,
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  the fifth studio album sold approximately 3 ,000
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  total units in its first week of release. That's
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  bad, man. It's almost like you shouldn't be sexually
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  harassing your team and being a dirty, rotten
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  idiot. And people would root for you. And that
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  number dropped to 650 in the second week. Oh,
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  yeah, her career is done, though. In comparison,
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  Lizzo's fourth album, Special, fueled by its
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  mega hit single, About Damn Time. That was a
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  good song. I can't even. Reached number two on
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  that very same chart. Yeah, her career is over.
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  I think it's safe to say. In a conversation with
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  the Swiftologist on YouTube June 28th. Swiftologist.
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  A crestfallen Lizzo admits the numbers hit her
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  hard. That is. I had all of these high hopes,
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  I think, for what we would do the first week.
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  Oh, yeah. And it didn't match. It dropped, and
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  I was like, oh, okay, this isn't what I kind
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  of thought it would be. Yeah. Maybe be nicer
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  to people. We have a new song of Lizzo. There
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  is an unreleased trash. I meant to say, there
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  is an unreleased track that we officially can
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  play on the show, because you know how there's
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  copyright? Here's the one song we can play by
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  Lizzo. Ah, that was just me wanting to play the
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  toilet sound effect. You know she knows the toilet
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  well. The battle of the exes between Taylor,
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  Frankie, Paul, and Dakota Mortensen appears to
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  be taking another legal turn. Listen, I can't
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  stand this woman, and I cannot stand the women
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  that defend her. She's a dirty, rotten loser!
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  I don't care how pretty she is. But hear me out.
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  Do I think the cops should have been called to
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  her house? Probably. But it's a little suspicious
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  how Dakota Mortensen, that douchebag, that makes
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  all men look bad. It's very suspicious how right
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  when we found out that The Bachelor is going
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  to be airing in August, all of a sudden the cops
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  are called. Yeah, dark. The Bluffdale Police
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  Department... No wonder she went crazy. You're
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  a loser. ...in Utah confirms to E! News June
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  29th that police contacted the Secret Lives of
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  Mormon Wives star after her former boyfriend
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  went to authorities June 26th regarding a possible
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  protective order violation. Yeah, you just look
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  at pictures of Taylor Frankie Paul and those
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  eyes. He's crazy. Per the department, authorities
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  spoke with the 32 -year -old to gather information
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  before referring... case to the salt lake county
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  district attorney for further review you know
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  those attorneys are so sick of hearing about
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  these two losers these morons should not have
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  reproduced however police reiterated they do
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  not have an active case against taylor or dakota
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  at this time it's all a bunch of nothing man
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  be there for the kids you're losers Layla Taylor
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  said I'm bisexual. She's from Mormon Wives. Oh
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  yeah, all those Mormons put out, you know that?
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  Here's another loser. I can't stand Kevin Spacey.
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  He pretty much got away with being a creep if
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  what he did was done to anybody else. You know
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  that they would be prosecuted to the fullest.
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  But oh, it's Kevin Spacey. He's allowed to get
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  away with it. Man funk that. Because Kevin Spacey
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  says he feels like he's being attacked by his
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  fellow gays. Yes, because you make gay people
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  look bad. All the homophobes out there, you give
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  them power to say that all gay people are bad
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  because you look at Kevin Spacey and this just
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  in, you're a bad person. You're a loser. Here
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  is Kevin Spacey. Coming out is not easy. It was
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  not easy for me, although I was, for many years,
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  people within the gay community made jokes about
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  me. Yeah, and then Bill Maher's giving him a
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  softball interview. That's another douchebag
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  loser, stupid boomer moron. Can you tell I don't
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  like him? As if being famous and coming out was
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  like an easy thing, it was... It was actually
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  not an easy thing. Oh, poor you! Maybe don't
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  sexually assault people, you dork. Stupid boor.
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  I resisted it for a long, long time, and for
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  me, I'm sorry that I... Kissed my ass and enjoyed
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  it. It's Tom Slammy. I didn't have that courage
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  earlier in my life. Was that forced upon you
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  by the scandal? No, not at all. I was actually
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  ready to come out for two years. No, you weren't!
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  I always did think he was kind of creepy at award
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  shows. I'm like, what's his story? He's a loser!
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  Before the scandal happened. Oh, yeah, you know,
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  when I was, like, assaulting people because I
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  had no game! But I'm just saying, much earlier
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  in my career, because there were so many stories
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  about me, there was lots of talk about that I
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  was gay and I just wasn't. What, Aaron? I am
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  such a victim. Kiss my ass! Can you tell I don't
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  like Kevin Spacey? I am one of the biggest allies
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  ever for the gay community. I have your back.
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  And Kevin Spacey makes the gay community look
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  bad. And he thinks he's above us. When he's going
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  to die in the morning, you know, he poops a lot.
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  So shut up! Or no, I said that backwards. He's
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  gonna, I was supposed to say that he poops in
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  the morning and he's gonna die someday, but I
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  messed that up. But that's how intense I get
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  feeling about talking about him, is how I talk
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  backwards. Now to the growing divide over what
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  the WNBA called a flagrant foul. The Phoenix
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  Mercury is Alyssa Thomas. I love how women say,
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  oh men bring down female sports when it's really
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  women bringing down women's sports. Here's to
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  put her fist on Caitlyn Clark's throat as they
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  scrambled for a loose ball during a game on Wednesday
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  night. Thomas was suspended one game. Yeah, you
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  know, the other players of the WNBA are not used
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  to going after loose balls. Game, but now some
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  are coming to her defense saying it was hard
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  play, not a dirty play. Here's ABC's Perry Russell.
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  I don't know what I'm doing. Days after the WNBA
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  announced this apparent fist pressed against
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  the neck of superstar Kaitlyn Clark warranted
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  a suspension to the ground and... Yeah, these
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  women are like, why does nobody like her so much?
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  And then you treat her like garbage. When frankly,
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  no one's ever talked about your league until
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  she joined. Tonight, her Indiana Fever teammate
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  Sophie Cunningham speaking out on her podcast.
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  Gosh, it's so freaking hot. Saying the two -time
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  all -star is being targeted and more needs to
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  be done to protect her. They're definitely targeting
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  her and the league and the refs do nothing to
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  protect her. Yeah, because there's something
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  going on. These refs are stupid. No wonder your
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  league's never made a profit. It's run by morons.
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  The dirty, rotty commissioners are morons. All
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  the people that are hating on her because she's
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  a hetero white girl are morons. You're all stupid
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  and ungrateful. Gushing across the league and
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  beyond stems from this moment Wednesday night.
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  Phoenix Mercury forward Alyssa Thomas falling
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  on a head. Clark scrambling for the ball. Can
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  you imagine if Kalen did it to her? At one point,
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  Thomas appears to push into Clark's neck. Appears,
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  I hate when the news says that. He didn't push
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  him. Appears to push. Of course he did. A hand
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  to the neck and absolutely disrespectful. Step
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  so. We have a generational talent. And a WNBA
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  superstar. No foul was given during that game,
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  but the WNBA reviewed the play and issued a flagrant
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  foul against Thomas. Yeah, after the game. She
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  got a one game suspension, which is like half
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  their paycheck. You know what? I never want to
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  hear women complain about women's sports again.
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  When it's women bringing down women. Although
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  that'd be a good video. Women bringing down women.
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  Oh yeah, I'd watch that. What's going on with
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  this moron right here? Here's LeBron saying he
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  wants to stay at home partner. I think personally
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  me today, if... I was not in a relationship today.
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  I could not have a stay at home woman. It's not
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  like for me who I am at 40 and what I got going
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  on, just coming home and just seeing somebody
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  just, yeah, you want to stay at home wife so
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  you can go out and shoot. I never cheated. And
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  then there's this freaking racist mutant right
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  here. I don't like this race card. But Emmanuel
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  Acho. Yeah, the guy that's asking my brothers
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  what his boss formerly of Fox Sports. He says
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  the WNBA would be better off without Kaelin Clark.
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  I wonder why you think that. You're a douchebag.
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  And I hope you know that. There you are, moron.
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  in time would be better without caitlyn clark
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  because she is a bigger distraction than she
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  is an additive oh she might be a distraction
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  but guess what was anybody watching women's sports
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  beforehand no and nobody will when she leaves
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  dead because no one really cares about your speakeasy
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  podcast unless you say outlandish things because
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  you can't have an original thought without being
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  clickbait because you're stupid Kaitlyn Clark
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  has gotten the WNBA over the necessary threshold
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  they needed. Now people are watching. Yeah, so
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  then keep her, dude. It'd be like getting rid
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  of Kobe in 2001. Yeah, she's still a little raw.
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  I can learn a ball a little better, but she's
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  great. Realize, oh, there's talent in the W.
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  Talent that's actually even greater than Kaitlyn
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  Clark. And I'm not just talking about bigs like
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  Asia. I'm talking about the Olivia Miles. I'm
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  talking about the Paige Beckers. I will say,
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  he does know more names than me. But did anybody
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  ever talk about the WNBA besides maybe Lisa Leslie
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  or Diana Taurasi before Kaitlyn Clark? No, unless
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  you were a Hoops fan like me. I'm talking about
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  the Kelsey Mitchells. Who? I know I like Katelyn
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  got the necessary eyes there. But now that the
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  eyes are there, you don't need to change any
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  rules. Just call the fouls. We don't necessarily
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  need her anymore. All right, we don't need you,
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  Emmanuel. Your career is dead. No one likes you.
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  You're known as a douchebag to be around. You
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  kind of have bitch clamp face, but hey, I got
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  to give it to you. You did get to bang Joy Taylor.
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  But then again, that's not that much of an accomplishment.
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  It seems like everybody banged Joy Taylor. You
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  got to see those milky jugs, didn't you? Oh,
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  yeah. All over your face. Happy Hot Topic. Idea
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  player Malik Beasley has been indicted on federal
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  gambling charges. Man, gambling is out of control.
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  Everybody wants to gamble. It's stupid. To an
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  alleged sports betting scheme his attorney announced
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  on Monday. Yeah, there's something going on here,
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  man. Mm -hmm. The 29 -year -old is voluntarily
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  surrendering to authorities, according to Shams,
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  and the case involves alleged point shaving and...
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  I thought it was Shams. Shams. I'm not even listening.
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  These reporters don't even know how to say names.
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  You're stupid. Oh, yeah, you're ready to get
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  this party started on this hump day. I'm sorry
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  to get the party started. It's going to be out
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  of control today. Nothing says party like a man
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  ranting in a room about himself. And now, back
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  to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
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  Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs. Your morning show
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  prep begins now. Loud. Rude. aggressive, and
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  those are his good qualities. A sick person with
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  a powerful tool. On three! One, two, three, go!
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  Welcome to Happy Hour Radio. Door is closing.
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  Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening
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  to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Now, now, now, now. If
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  I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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  gonna start. Okay, we're here. All right. Something
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  completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,
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  3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour
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  with Hoppy. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox, only
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  on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. My frickin'
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  inbox blew up. I did the rant that was in the
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  beginning of the show about Kaylin Clark getting
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  shoved to the ground by that dirty rotten loser
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  known as Alyssa Thomas, which all these players
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  we never would have heard of had you not been
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  injuring Kaylin Clark. Tell my comments. She
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  needs more than one game suspension. That's some
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  bogus ass. I agree very much. Next comment. Ryan,
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  thank you for speaking it like it is. In a world
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  that's easily offended, you're very refreshing.
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  I appreciate it. All right, let me turn this
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  on. Today's probably going to be a shorter show.
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  There's not as much to tie about. But last night,
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  it felt very much like I was in 1996. Why? You
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  know when you watch like one or two videos on
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  YouTube and then your whole algorithm shows.
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  My algorithm, ladies and gentlemen, boys and
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  girls, was this thing that happened that was
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  known as I was watching Michael Jordan videos,
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  blowing up, doing this thing. And then all of
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  a sudden. I'm getting requests on YouTube to
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  watch full games with, I don't know, Michael
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  Jordan versus the Suns, Michael Jordan versus
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  the Lakers. And I put them on. It's almost like
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  AMSR because you know they're going to win. And
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  then I listened to yesterday's Howard Stern show
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  and I'm like, I'm literally living in a 1997.
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  By the way, I understand that people at iHeartRadio
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  are under a lot of pressure. Because they just
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  laid off a lot of people. So they're having executives
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  do on -air shifts. But Jesus Christ. Listening
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  to the throwback hip -hop station in Tampa. And
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  because they got rid of some of the DJs in other
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  markets that were doing on -air shifts in Tampa,
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  they still have Brian G, who works on the legendary
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  Johnny's House, whatever that show's called,
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  Johnny Magic, over in Orlando. But they have
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  these radio executives that are like, every talk
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  break on iHeartRadio that's not a music morning
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  show, like a... I don't know, Woody Show, or
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  Breakfast Club, or Rover, or Bobby Bones, or
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  Elvis Duran, one of those. I mean, I excluded
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  the Joe Show. Well, they have all the five -second
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  DJs, as I like to call them, talking for a minute
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  about how great the iHeartRadio app is. and they
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  have no enthusiasm and nothing and it's like
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  you're like listening at the red light and they
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  talk about like ppm and people's attention span
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  and that like they need to make the morning shows
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  talks um shorter because people don't have the
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  attention span but then it's like a minute and
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  a half of well the iHeartRadio have it's great
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  because they got the talkback feature And then
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  we have this feature right here. And then we
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  have a concert going down. And then we lay everybody
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  off. And then wonder why no one listens. I mean,
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  Jesus Christ. But you know what's even worse?
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  Is like when you're like, you know, listening
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  to a podcast. Usually it's the ones that are
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  done by people that are a little more lackadaisical.
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  And what I mean by it is you're listening to
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  like, let's say. A podcast of like a morning
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  radio show in LA. And when you're editing a podcast,
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  because I've done this with MJ, you have to put
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  in commercial breaks. So there's a little sweeper
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  MJ has where it's like, this is the MJ morning
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  show. And then the music goes. Then it's like,
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  welcome back to the MJ morning show. And then
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  when you're uploading it right where that is
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  in the audio, it's like a little line because
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  like the audio files are like little waves. and
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  you put like a little dash in it on the software
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  and that's where you put your like two minutes
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  of commercials. I'm convinced these overworked
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  producers will be doing editing the podcast because
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  they have to put up like nine if they work for
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  Odyssey that all of a sudden you'll be talking
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  and... What? You're celebrating the new year?
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  Gran Cuba, you're still celebrating? What? With
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  incredible deals at every new 06 and 07 Mitsubishi,
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  including the all -new 07 Outlander. That's outselling,
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  outpricing, outseating, out everything the competition.
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  Plus there's 0 % financing on new 06 and 07 Mitsubishis,
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  or cash back from $1 ,000 to $6 ,000 to qualify
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  buyers. That is something to toot your horn about.
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  Max Madsen, you might be mad in bed, but you're
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  not crazy. He's mad, he's mad. Max Madsen. He's
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  mad. He's mad. He's bad. He's bad. Max Madsen.
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  Max Madsen Mitsubishi in Downers Grove, Countryside,
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  and Aurora. Shop online at MaxMadsen .com. Mitsubishi
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  Motors. Joy them to thrills. And then in the
• 22:54
  middle of the conversation, it's like you go
• 22:56
  back to it. So if you skip forward and you skip
• 22:59
  too many 15 seconds, then you miss what they're
• 23:01
  saying. And it drives you absolutely nuts as
• 23:04
  a podcast listener. But it's like you're listening
• 23:06
  to something and all of a sudden you're getting
• 23:07
  rudely interrupted. You know what I mean? Like
• 23:10
  you're talking and you get interrupted. And it
• 23:13
  drives you nuts. You just want to hear Craig
• 23:16
  Carden do a sports talk. And all of a sudden
• 23:18
  you just talk. You're visiting McDonald's Double
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  Filet -O -Fish Sandwich. For a limited time,
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  you can get two golden fish patties with tartar
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  sauce and cheese on a steamed bun for just $2
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  .49. Make your credit and debit cards accepted.
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  Limited time offer. Prices and participation
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  may vary. I'm what you call a night owl. I hit
• 23:51
  a club at 10 with my roommate John. I see Camille.
• 23:56
  We go to another club where Camille and I ditch
• 24:00
  John. Then head to McDonald's. Because McDonald's
• 24:04
  is open till midnight or later. Which keeps me
• 24:06
  going long enough to say goodnight to Camille.
• 24:09
  And hello to Gloria. McDonald's. Open till midnight
• 24:17
  or later. At Participating McDonald's. And the
• 24:20
  best part is, five minutes later, they're in
• 24:22
  the middle of talking about the Knicks, and then
• 24:23
  all of a sudden, you know what I mean? If you've
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  ever wanted to design your own ring, there's
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  only one place to go. That's Jared. At Jared
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  the Galleria. of jewelry it's easy to create
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  a jared store or shop anytime at jared .com I
• 24:56
  know that was annoying, but that's how it sounds
• 24:57
  when you listen to podcasts that are produced
• 24:59
  by iHeart or Odyssey. I also felt like playing
• 25:02
  some of my favorite radio jingles. Mm -hmm. What
• 25:05
  are you doing? I know we're all underpaid in
• 25:09
  radio. We're one of the big time. We're Gen Xers.
• 25:12
  But have a little credibility. Those are my favorite
• 25:16
  radio commercials because I'm a radio nerd. Can
• 25:21
  you guess the sound right here? Boom. That's
• 25:34
  annoying. Do you know what that is? That is something
• 25:39
  that is known as the Vuvuzelas. I have not been
• 25:44
  watching a second of this World Cup. I'm not
• 25:49
  really into sports where there's not a definite
• 25:51
  winner. Oh, one, nothing. One, one, zero, zero.
• 25:56
  How riveting. No, thank you. But I will tell
• 26:02
  you, whenever I hear this, I think of 2010 and
• 26:05
  watching Landon Dunn and my grandpa. The last
• 26:09
  four months he was alive. We have so much to
• 26:18
  talk about later in Happy's Hips when it comes
• 26:20
  to the NBA. Mm -hmm. But I'm going to tell you,
• 26:25
  I'm not trying to be a bandwagoner, but I will.
• 26:30
  I love the Lakers. I used to watch the NBA Friday
• 26:34
  Night Games or the 2010 NBA Finals, and my uncle
• 26:38
  was out in L .A. Mm -hmm. He moved there when
• 26:41
  Michael or when Magic Johnson was a rookie. Mm
• 26:44
  -hmm. He lived in L .A. from 1979 all the way
• 26:47
  to his death in 24. Rest in peace, Uncle Kenny.
• 26:51
  You're a legend. But I love the Lakers. I love
• 26:56
  the Kobe era. I even watched when they were bad
• 26:59
  with D 'Angelo Russell, you know. But I have
• 27:03
  not been a fan of this LeBron era. I was at first.
• 27:06
  But then, like, he wins the ring and the bubble
• 27:09
  and it's all stupid and whatnot. Mm -hmm. But
• 27:13
  they couldn't do Deadly Squad afterwards. But
• 27:17
  I'm excited. I'm proud to announce we have breaking
• 27:21
  news. Let us just hit the Hoppy Iron Megaplex.
• 27:30
  This is CNN Breaking News. I can watch the Lakers
• 27:36
  again. Even though I posted a picture on Ryan
• 27:41
  Hoppy Radio on social media. It was an imitation
• 27:44
  of the Home Alone movie cover with Brownie James
• 27:47
  on it. The Nepo Baby. Yes, next year I think
• 27:56
  they could be really good with Luca and Austin
• 27:58
  Reeves. They could be blowing up. Yeah, who would
• 28:03
  have thought a team with two superstars, two
• 28:06
  type A personalities like Austin Reeves, he might
• 28:10
  be one if he gets very successful, but Luka Doncic
• 28:13
  and LeBron wouldn't work. Who saw that coming?
• 28:17
  The only time LeBron sees that coming is when
• 28:20
  he's hanging out with that alleged side chick
• 28:22
  in Toronto. You know, I used to take pride in
• 28:27
  working out. It's part of my ego. But looking
• 28:31
  a little skinnier than the rest of the general
• 28:33
  public. I want the general public to be in shape.
• 28:37
  But now that everyone's skinny, I'm like, you
• 28:39
  know what? Have at it. I'm chubby. You hear that
• 28:45
  little sound of me touching my gut? That's my
• 28:49
  gut. And I'm chubby. I fully embrace it. You'll
• 28:55
  never see me on Ozempic unless you throw some
• 28:57
  money at me. then you might see me on olympic
• 29:00
  oh what's going on with um the world that is
• 29:05
  unknown is dating apps a kentucky church had
• 29:09
  this happen he church bible school is under fire
• 29:12
  after performing a mock execution by firing squad
• 29:16
  and oh yeah this is the most kentucky thing Kentucky
• 29:21
  is Florida without the beaches. Why do you think
• 29:25
  they call Bradenton Bradenturkey? Front of children
• 29:27
  during Bible school. The video that was posted
• 29:30
  to TikTok shows children at Mount Olivet Baptist
• 29:32
  Church chanting, take him out, blow him up. As
• 29:35
  men dressed in military gear pointed guns and
• 29:37
  pretended to shoot multiple rounds into a man
• 29:40
  that was lying on the stage. Here's what makes
• 29:42
  me wonder is how long churches have actually
• 29:45
  been doing it. But that was only caught because
• 29:48
  of social media. That's what it got me thinking,
• 29:52
  man. I usually cannot relate to Clavicular, but
• 29:58
  I saw this clip. And I'm gonna be honest, I fully,
• 30:02
  totally get what he's talking about. Clavicular
• 30:06
  says that he's actually shy off stream and not
• 30:09
  the same person as he is on air. Yeah, obviously
• 30:12
  in public, I mean, people at some cover bars
• 30:15
  don't like me. Mm -hmm. But obviously in public,
• 30:18
  I'm not going around going... But we're friends.
• 30:24
  We've talked sober before, no? I'm going to be
• 30:27
  real. I don't really talk to anyone. No, not
• 30:29
  in my room. There's literally not a single person
• 30:34
  I talk to off -street. So don't take it personally.
• 30:37
  I kind of like being like that. I know it sounds
• 30:39
  depressing, but people's moods can just ruin
• 30:41
  your mood. You can be really proud of a podcast
• 30:45
  you did. And you hear some crappy calabar talking
• 30:49
  smack about you. And you're like, you know what?
• 30:51
  How about it? You ain't ruining my mood. I got
• 30:54
  my cat who deals with me. And that's fine. She's
• 31:00
  a good girl. You're a good cat. You know it.
• 31:03
  You ain't so different around me. I'll just.
• 31:07
  That turned me on. I wasn't in on it. She's laying
• 31:15
  next to me all night. She needed protection from
• 31:18
  the full moon. I saw this headline here. Now,
• 31:24
  I love Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne was actually my top
• 31:26
  listen to artist of all time on Spotify. I've
• 31:29
  seen him live twice, both times. He overdosed,
• 31:34
  especially in 2017 at the Janice Live show. There
• 31:37
  was a TMZ headline that literally said, is Janice
• 31:40
  Live his final stop? He always shows up late.
• 31:45
  He sounds awful live. And we all know they do
• 31:49
  this thing called Versus where they perform live.
• 31:52
  He says he doesn't need to perform it because
• 31:55
  his catalog will embarrass him. That could be
• 31:58
  true, but you're not performing live because
• 32:00
  you sound terrible live. Your name has come up
• 32:03
  in Versus conversations at various times. Yeah,
• 32:08
  I heard about that. Yeah, I heard about it. But,
• 32:11
  gee, I wonder if Blueface copies how he talks.
• 32:18
  I told you, the only thing I thought made sense
• 32:22
  if I was being involved in it would be, you know.
• 32:24
  He sounds like his brain is dead from all the
• 32:28
  coding. Mm -hmm. Either. Versus mixtape Wayne
• 32:38
  Alvin Wayne Or mixtape Wayne Versus feature Wayne
• 32:42
  Or something like that You know so Yeah you know
• 32:45
  He wonders why People don't want him To perform
• 32:50
  at festivals When he shows up late That also
• 32:57
  does this thing Why are he is just, you know,
• 33:02
  thinking he's above people. So why would people
• 33:05
  want to be around you? I got too much material.
• 33:10
  Wayne versus Wayne. Wayne versus Wayne. Cause
• 33:12
  you know, it's not that there's no artist that
• 33:15
  can. It's just that I'm too competitive. Yeah.
• 33:17
  You know what I mean? Yeah, you're afraid of
• 33:19
  losing. It's like LeBron not doing the dunk contest.
• 33:23
  And I wouldn't want to embarrass no one if I
• 33:25
  am competing against. Oh, well, you know, isn't
• 33:28
  the whole point of winning is to embarrass people?
• 33:30
  Oh, now you care about people's feelings. Yeah.
• 33:34
  Shut your ass. Whoever I'm competing against,
• 33:36
  I will embarrass you. I don't want to embarrass
• 33:38
  no one. I think you would embarrass yourself.
• 33:40
  You always do at concerts when you put on a half
• 33:43
  -assed effort, and I wonder why people like Coachella
• 33:46
  don't hire you. Yeah, that'd be kind of scary.
• 33:50
  And you got DJ Drama kissing his ass. All these
• 33:54
  podcasts are awful. Why are they? Because they
• 33:58
  let these celebrities battle, man. And this thing
• 34:01
  that we do, this music thing, man, you can, you
• 34:04
  know, if it's the wrong type of... Situation
• 34:08
  on that versus you could end their careers. Nah,
• 34:13
  I think you performing would end your career.
• 34:18
  What's going on with Soulja Boy? Soulja Boy might
• 34:22
  just be cooking up his own award show. He took
• 34:24
  to X saying he wants to create an award show
• 34:26
  for rappers who never got their credit. In the
• 34:28
  post, he shouted out NBA Youngboy, Chief Keef,
• 34:31
  and Kodak Blacks. Oh, yeah. You can say what
• 34:34
  you want about Chief Keef. But beforehand, people
• 34:37
  were not doing a drill of music. And for better
• 34:41
  or worse, he did change it. Mm -hmm. Saying there's
• 34:44
  no reason they haven't received a BET award or
• 34:47
  a Grammy. I kind of like this idea because, I
• 34:49
  mean, everybody thinks that Soulja Boy has cranked
• 34:52
  it. But he's got Kiss Me Through the Phone, speakers
• 34:54
  going, hammer, hammer, hammer, hammer. Turn my
• 34:59
  swag on, Soulja Girl, crank that donk. Mm -hmm.
• 35:04
  He's got a lot of bangers. People just don't
• 35:06
  want to admit it. Don't doom me. Timing is definitely
• 35:11
  adding fuel to the conversation. With the BET
• 35:13
  Awards just going down a few days ago. Oh yeah,
• 35:16
  everybody was well behaved there. The idea is
• 35:18
  now getting people talking online about whether
• 35:20
  the industry has overlooked some major names
• 35:22
  when it comes to awards and records. Of course
• 35:23
  it does. It's all the popularity contests. How
• 35:29
  do you think I'd feel on Tampa? I think they
• 35:31
  need to realize that Soulja Boy's a legend. He
• 35:36
  was the first rapper to do it on his own and
• 35:38
  do social media early on. But what happened was
• 35:43
  he kind of did a few things criminally and it's
• 35:47
  kind of a douche to people. So people overlook
• 35:49
  him and that's unfortunate, but he did it to
• 35:52
  himself. Tay -Z is asking for his trial to be
• 35:57
  dismissed. Good luck with that. Here's Benzino
• 36:01
  talking about negative comments over his shirtless
• 36:03
  fitness, even though he's in his late 50s and
• 36:06
  ripped. Listen, man, I'm going to say this as
• 36:09
  humbly and as peaceful as possible. This is for
• 36:13
  all the negative people in my comments talking
• 36:16
  shit. A lot of people care about negative comments.
• 36:19
  I get them all the time. I tell them to kiss
• 36:20
  my ass and enjoy it. It's tall and flabby, and
• 36:23
  I'll fart in your face, okay? Okay? About me.
• 36:28
  If you ain't got up this morning and power walked
• 36:30
  for five miles in 85 degree weather and then
• 36:34
  six hours later. All right, good for you, dude.
• 36:37
  You working out because you're an empty person.
• 36:40
  Here's DJ Academics talking about hanging out
• 36:42
  with that prostitute known as Daphne Joy. Yo,
• 36:46
  did he lock till 28? I'm going to hold that down.
• 36:50
  I'm going to hold that down. You're a weird guy,
• 36:52
  man. I'm so glad I'm not a cuck. I'd rather die
• 36:55
  alone than be a cuck. Did he lock till 28? I'm
• 36:59
  gonna hold that down, gang. All right, then.
• 37:02
  Better wrap your penis with like nine condoms.
• 37:07
  Stormy Daniel said that Donald Trump has a tiny
• 37:10
  penis. Can you imagine Donald Trump is all you
• 37:13
  have? Lil Derrick claims the prosecutors are
• 37:16
  changing the case against him. They probably
• 37:18
  are, but who cares? You're a loser. A sex offender
• 37:21
  named Santa Claus was arrested. There will be
• 37:24
  a lot of police presence at Taylor Swift's wedding
• 37:28
  at MSG. Chris Brown ordered to pay $13 million
• 37:32
  for the dog attack. Taylor Frankie Paul's ex
• 37:36
  filed a restraining order against that dirty
• 37:38
  running broad, even though he's a loser as well.
• 37:41
  Madeline Klein, who looks insufferable to date,
• 37:44
  and influencer Henry Smith, who looks insufferable
• 37:48
  to date, broke up. What a surprise. Bam Margera
• 37:53
  says Jennifer Aniston did not like the prank
• 37:55
  they pulled on Brad Pitt. And then here's Dave
• 38:01
  Portnoy talking. We'll see how much I can stomach
• 38:03
  of this. Dave Portnoy talking about how Call
• 38:07
  Her Daddy almost blew up TMZ. Or I mean Barstool.
• 38:14
  The way Alex Cooper tells this story that. um
• 38:18
  you guys had the ip for call her daddy um she
• 38:23
  says you weren't paying her enough money but
• 38:25
  you said if you stay another year you'll give
• 38:28
  her the ip so she stayed and every time she makes
• 38:32
  a new deal gary the ip after the dp making a
• 38:35
  fortune she always contacts you and thanks you
• 38:38
  that's not the way you're telling this story
• 38:41
  oh well yeah no no i mean She got the IP back
• 38:49
  at gunpoint. I mean, they were under contract,
• 38:54
  the two of them, and they stopped working. They
• 38:59
  just stopped putting out the podcast, stopped
• 39:00
  doing anything, relieving breadcrumb clues for
• 39:04
  their audience that there were major issues behind
• 39:07
  the scene. They legally couldn't talk about it.
• 39:09
  They actually told people to reference Kesha,
• 39:12
  the song Kesha. God, it's so long ago. Are we
• 39:17
  that bored that we're talking about stuff from
• 39:18
  Tony Tony? Taylor Frankie Paul's mom calls out
• 39:22
  her baby daddy. When you need mommy to help you,
• 39:26
  you're a loser. And that's a straight up fact.
• 39:30
  If mommy has to help you. Harvey Weinstein was
• 39:35
  rushed to an NIC hospital after suffering heart
• 39:38
  failure. I just let him lay there like he did
• 39:41
  with his victims. Unfortunately, Danny Glover
• 39:44
  has Alzheimer's. It sucks. I am very much afraid
• 39:50
  of him. My old boss, Tom Bernard, I got Alzheimer's.
• 39:54
  It seems to be very common in the club. Cara
• 40:01
  Dia Levine says, I dated Amber Rose and Johnny
• 40:04
  Depp was jealous. Oh, he's so jealous of you.
• 40:09
  I love when women think, like women like her,
• 40:11
  not all women when I say this. Let me preface
• 40:13
  it. I love when women think they're so important.
• 40:18
  Oh, you're so life -changing. Shut your ass.
• 40:21
  You're a boring lesbian. No one cares. I'm a
• 40:25
  boring hetero guy. It doesn't matter. I don't
• 40:28
  try to act like my dating life matters. I don't
• 40:31
  matter. The video doesn't want to load, so I
• 40:33
  need to decide it doesn't matter. Said it was
• 40:37
  an entanglement, which means the woman cheated.
• 40:39
  When a man cheats, they just say he full -on
• 40:41
  cheated. But when a woman cheated, oh, she was
• 40:43
  exploring her sexuality. Yes! 856 -49 -HOPPY.
• 40:50
  It's 856 -494 -6773. Here's what I'm thinking.
• 40:55
  We were talking about Soja Boy earlier. And I
• 41:00
  think the best idea would be to play a Soja Boy
• 41:03
  song. to embrace the legend that is unknown.
• 41:07
  So I'll be right back. Here is I Don't Do Me.
• 41:10
  We'll come back and do more stuff. Whatever.
• 41:14
  Right now. Oh, I had the mic turned or I had
• 41:19
  the button turned off. That's why you couldn't
• 41:21
  hear it. Happy hour. Happy hour. RyanHoppyRadio
• 41:36
  .com Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably
• 41:39
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 41:43
  all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.
• 41:49
  The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't
• 41:53
  feel like listening to this next song, you can
• 41:55
  skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
• 41:58
  pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.
• 42:03
  Before we press no, the hour will be right back.
• 42:07
  Hey, Soulja Boy, I heard you be flicking so hard,
• 42:09
  y 'all. I heard you ain't got no bank. Well,
• 42:11
  it's free, man. I heard you going out to play,
• 42:13
  man. Why don't do me, y 'all? Don't do me, man.
• 42:15
  Don't try me with that right there, man. I heard
• 42:18
  that they say you got fake. Don't do me. I heard
• 42:21
  you got them fake, baby. Don't do me. I heard
• 42:24
  you ain't really got no money. Don't do me. No.
• 42:27
  Don't do me. Don't do me, don't do me, don't
• 42:42
  do me Shout it, go ahead with that flexin' I'm
• 42:47
  clean in this thing, look at my neck This we
• 42:50
  put up to the club In the all black trusty, y
• 42:53
  'all don't do me I hear the hymin' on that door
• 42:56
  I think she be hatin' cause they screamin' my
• 42:59
  name I skidded on that, oh Yeah, your boy made
• 43:02
  it rain Shout it, don't do me, I'm playin' no
• 43:05
  game I skidded on that Before I made it right
• 43:09
  I heard that they say you got fake Don't do me
• 43:12
  I heard you got them fake, babe, and they Don't
• 43:14
  do me I heard she ain't really got no money Don't
• 43:17
  do me No Don't do me No Don't do me I heard you
• 43:22
  a girl gone wild Don't do me When they see you,
• 43:25
  they holla, y 'all trick, y 'all Don't do me
• 43:28
  Girl, you stay, take a bath Don't do me No Don't
• 43:32
  do me I got money, stop that hatin', just be
• 43:41
  quiet Hair, D and nails too, lookin' jazzy on
• 43:44
  them It's a natural -born habit, I be stuntin'
• 43:47
  every day But you already know, spreezy fire
• 43:50
  with the music And I be shinin' on the daily,
• 43:52
  didn't know I could do it But now you know, so
• 43:55
  let's go, and don't get me mistaken Because I
• 43:57
  boosted on your shawty, I ain't gone with that
• 44:00
  I heard that that shame you got, hey, don't do
• 44:02
  me I heard you got them Don't do me, don't do
• 44:30
  me, don't do me, don't do me, don't do me, don't
• 44:34
  do me Don't do me. I heard she ain't really got
• 44:59
  no money. Don't do me. No. Don't do me. No. Don't
• 45:03
  do me. I heard you a girl gone wild. Don't do
• 45:06
  me. When they see you, they holler, shut up.
• 45:09
  Don't do me. Girl, you stank. Take a bath. Don't
• 45:13
  do me. No. Don't do me. No. Don't do me. No.
• 45:17
  You. Don't do me. No. Don't do me. No. I got
• 45:23
  it. I believe in good sense. Oh yeah. Where's
• 45:34
  the Kleenex? I should probably take a shower
• 45:36
  real quick. Door is closing. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 46:49
  here it is. The most recent radio show on the
• 46:53
  planet. And the other stations are tuned in,
• 46:56
  too. Turn it up, turn it loud. Hey, from the
• 47:20
  Bay to the world. Yeah, we're live right now.
• 47:23
  Yeah. 69, Big Mike, he don't hold back. Pete,
• 47:26
  he'd hold globe tap. Lines ring hot when he talk
• 47:29
  that talk. Sex, bad dates, all your late night
• 47:31
  thoughts. Celebrity mess, yeah, name that name.
• 47:33
  Laugh through the deep, through the love, through
• 47:35
  the shame. Old school jams while the stories
• 47:36
  roll through. If you know, then you know. That's
• 47:38
  the Hoppy Hour mood. It's the Hoppy Hour. Hoppy
• 47:41
  Hour. From St. Pete out to the world. Turn it
• 47:53
  up a little louder. Talk your love, your lust,
• 47:56
  your ride or die. They ghosted. Text left red.
• 48:26
  He'll drag that ex that mess with your head.
• 48:28
  No bad kids while you spill those sins. Every
• 48:30
  bad choice turns into a win. Late night locals.
• 48:32
  Overseas crew. Same wild laugh coming right through
• 48:35
  you. Tall tales, tall hopes. Big heart, that's
• 48:37
  proof. Luna on the couch while he shakes that
• 48:38
  booth. It's a happy hour. Happy hour. From St.
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  Pete out to the world so wide. Oh, oh. Let it
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  shower. Let it shower. All that truth you feel
• 48:51
  ain't still alive. Turn it up a little louder.
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  Oh, yeah. 856. It's 856 -494 -6773. 6 -7. Oh,
• 49:26
  yeah. So much to see you guys. See you, man.
• 49:29
  It's going to be wild today. We got celebrity
• 49:33
  news to pitch about. From St. Pete out to the
• 49:36
  world. Hit play, let it shower. Let it shower.
• 49:41
  Whatever, dude. All that truth you feel, but
• 49:44
  you still. Beat drop. Ah, that can't be good
• 49:51
  on my throat. On the worst finger, it's on the
• 49:54
  throat, son. Up. I'll just. Today on TMZ. Okay,
• 50:18
  um, there may have been a lot of people in the
• 50:21
  audience wanting to do a Heimlich maneuver on
• 50:24
  Harry Styles. Oh yeah, even more than a little
• 50:27
  mouth hurt. You know how they want to do it all
• 50:31
  night. After he choked. During every show, Harry.
• 50:34
  Oh, yeah, he chokes as well. Harry does a whale
• 50:36
  move, and he just spouts out water. But I guess
• 50:38
  the water went down the wrong pipe, and he started
• 50:40
  choking and literally collapsed. And he does
• 50:42
  a lot of water, like this whale move. That is
• 50:44
  other dramatic nonsense. Move, it like goes into
• 50:47
  the audience. You're lucky if you're like right
• 50:49
  in the middle. So you want Harry Styles spit
• 50:51
  on you? Oh, yeah! Nice night, girls. Cardi B
• 50:57
  had a great night. She won best female hip -hop
• 51:00
  artist at the Nicki Awards. Did Nicki get anything?
• 51:02
  No. We don't like Nicki. What? You don't? You're
• 51:05
  an annoying hag. I don't like Nicki because of
• 51:07
  her politics. I was at the gym. Nicki's got great
• 51:09
  music, man. She's got bang gags. What is this
• 51:14
  TMZ hair, guys? And these two guys were arguing
• 51:17
  about Donald Trump. And then started talking
• 51:19
  about the Lakers. And they got along. It was
• 51:22
  so refreshing. To see people get along? Yes.
• 51:24
  Okay, let's all get along for this whole meeting.
• 51:27
  No. Taylor Swift seemingly got booed at Alan
• 51:34
  Jackson's concert. Taylor got... Ah, she got
• 51:38
  booed. She's annoying. That is, um, oh. She is.
• 51:42
  Aww. What's going on out here? Happy Hot Topic!
• 51:52
  Layla Taylor is feeling nothing but love from
• 51:56
  her co -stars. Oh, yeah, she's pretty hot. After
• 51:59
  the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star came out
• 52:01
  as bisexual in a candid interview with Jay Shetty,
• 52:05
  many of her... I don't like Jay Shetty. He's
• 52:07
  wishy -washy. Fellow Hulu stars have publicly
• 52:10
  shared their support. Jennifer Affleck commented
• 52:13
  on a clip from... All right, so they're all kissing
• 52:15
  their ass for being bisexual. Congratulations,
• 52:18
  you like women. We're all proud of you. No! Stop
• 52:21
  it! And you like men a little bit too. Your favorite
• 52:27
  athletes are gearing up for the biggest night
• 52:29
  in sports. The nominations for the ESPY Awards
• 52:32
  being held on July 15th with comedian Marcelo
• 52:34
  Hernandez set to host from Lincoln Center in...
• 52:37
  Oh, I'm sure it's going to be... New York City
• 52:40
  have been released, with athletes across college
• 52:42
  and professional sports being recognized for
• 52:45
  their efforts. As for what makes this year's
• 52:48
  ESPYs particularly exciting is that the performances
• 52:50
  from the 2026 Winter Olympic Games are eligible.
• 52:54
  All right, there you go. It's going to be a good
• 52:57
  time. I don't really like the ESPYs, but I'll
• 53:00
  be missing sports. Happy Hot Topic! Kathy Lee
• 53:08
  Gifford is opening up about her, quote, debilitating
• 53:11
  pain. The 72 -year -old detailed her experiences
• 53:14
  recovering from surgeries for various ailments.
• 53:17
  Such an old, hot piece of ass. Including a total
• 53:20
  hip replacement, a broken arm, a broken pelvis.
• 53:23
  Listen, a hip replacement is no joke. That or
• 53:27
  a knee replacement. My mom's had like six aberrations
• 53:29
  on her poor body after being on nerves for 40
• 53:31
  years. She's bad. In an interview with People
• 53:35
  published June 30th, she tells the outlet. I
• 53:39
  feel like Mr. Potato Head. One thing falls off
• 53:41
  and then another. But you have to have a sense
• 53:43
  of humor about everything. And I've never lost
• 53:46
  that, even in my bleakest moments. But the 72
• 53:49
  -year -old, who shared that she required hip
• 53:51
  surgery after playing with her grandkids, said
• 53:53
  that the multiple recoveries... That's gotta
• 53:54
  suck. You're just trying to be youthful with
• 53:56
  your grandkids and you get hurt. Mm -hmm. Ah.
• 54:02
  Well. I hope it all works out for her. Mm -hmm.
• 54:09
  Today in toxic masculinity. Taylor Sheridan is
• 54:16
  setting the record straight on Kevin Costner's
• 54:19
  Yellowstone exit. The creator of the hit Paramount
• 54:22
  show revealed during his June 28th appearance
• 54:24
  on the Bill Simmons podcast. Kevin was initially
• 54:27
  only supposed to be in the first three seasons.
• 54:30
  He says, quote, that was in his contract. In
• 54:32
  my mind, that's when his youngest son takes over
• 54:34
  on the show. But the network was so scared of
• 54:36
  not having Kevin be a part of it, even though
• 54:38
  Kevin was ready, he had other things he wanted
• 54:41
  to do. Yeah, I'm not going to believe that. Taylor
• 54:43
  Sheridan just seems absolutely, positively insufferable.
• 54:49
  Like, shut your ass, man. You're annoying. Oh,
• 54:54
  it's gone now in these months. Mm -hmm. Right
• 55:00
  here. Nearly three weeks after he confirmed that
• 55:07
  girlfriend Jordan Myers is pregnant with their
• 55:09
  first baby, Vanderpump Rules alum James Kennedy
• 55:12
  has announced the newest milestone in their relationship.
• 55:15
  He reveals the big news on Instagram, writing,
• 55:18
  we're engaged. Oh my God, this is the most millennial
• 55:21
  thing ever. No one's getting engaged and having
• 55:24
  kids. They're getting engaged. Because they're
• 55:28
  pregnant. I love you. Adventures with you forever
• 55:32
  and ever. All right, good luck with that. Oh,
• 55:35
  I know some people that have great relationships
• 55:37
  that are based off of it, but there you go. Oh,
• 55:41
  it's gone out. It's done, bro. Killer Frankie
• 55:46
  Paul is trying to stay grounded amid it all.
• 55:49
  There's nothing grounded about her, dude. Checking
• 55:52
  into a mental health treatment center to work
• 55:54
  on herself and focus on being a good mom. A source
• 55:57
  confirmed to E! News, Yeah, you need a lot of
• 56:00
  work. You know how you've had a lot of work done
• 56:03
  on your body? You need to stop working on your
• 56:07
  body and work more on your personality, your
• 56:09
  mental health, and your parenting skills. 30th
• 56:11
  at the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star, voluntarily
• 56:14
  checked into a mental health treatment facility.
• 56:16
  She did that because the CPS was called to her
• 56:19
  house. So she's trying to like get in front of
• 56:22
  it. And she's trying to make sure, you know what
• 56:25
  I mean. That focuses on mental well -being. All
• 56:28
  right, mental well -being. Sounds like one big
• 56:31
  orgy. What's going on here? That is. Everyone
• 56:41
  has an opinion about something. Sarah Foster
• 56:44
  is defending her dad while appearing on the June
• 56:47
  30th episode of Kristen Cavallari's Let's Be
• 56:49
  Honest podcast. I'm glad they're honest. A 45
• 56:53
  -year -old gave some insight into her 75 -year
• 56:56
  -old dad, David Foster's 35 -year age gap marriage.
• 57:00
  Oh, yeah. Listen, if someone wants to do that,
• 57:03
  everyone's so judgmental. Shut your ass. To Catherine
• 57:10
  McPhee. Everyone has an opinion about something.
• 57:14
  And you know what? They're like 12 years in and
• 57:17
  they are happy. Exactly. So there you go. Blah,
• 57:22
  blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah,
• 57:26
  blah, blah. Happy Hot Topic. What's going on
• 57:31
  with this one? Jennifer Lopez says you should
• 57:35
  have a party to celebrate a breakup. Yeah, this
• 57:37
  is the sign that she can feel true love as a
• 57:41
  sociopath. When I go through a breakup, I lose
• 57:44
  weight. It's the best weight loss thing you can
• 57:46
  ever do is go through a bad breakup. I cry a
• 57:49
  lot. I get real sad because I was friends with
• 57:52
  the person. This is the sign, you know, this
• 57:55
  dirty, rotten moron doesn't love them, that she's
• 57:57
  partying. What a moron. the hustler star who
• 58:02
  has shared notable romances over the years including
• 58:04
  her marriage to ben affleck she's got a huge
• 58:07
  body count as long as it's serious you see from
• 58:11
  2022 to 2024 after previously ending their first
• 58:15
  engagement 20 years earlier yeah there's no reason
• 58:18
  to go back man dude you know she's just been
• 58:21
  passed around like a blonde at a high school
• 58:23
  party explains her thoughts on bouncing back
• 58:25
  following the end of a relationship J -Lo says
• 58:28
  this on a June 30th episode of the digital series
• 58:31
  Subway Takes. Ah, it sounds like such a riveting
• 58:34
  series. So what's your take? Breakups are not
• 58:39
  a failure. No, they are. That's the nerd. I've
• 58:42
  had many failures, you know. I failed at sports
• 58:45
  radio. I don't think I failed at the mountain,
• 58:49
  but I'm not trying to make it out of my radio
• 58:50
  career. But I've failed in life. I failed every
• 58:53
  time I got into a car crash. I failed on my breakups.
• 58:56
  Failure is a part of life. When you're a true
• 58:58
  narcissist, you can't admit it. 100 % agree.
• 59:02
  I honestly feel like... You got all these ass
• 59:04
  kissers. This is why I don't like when everybody
• 59:06
  has a podcast because no one doubles down. They
• 59:09
  all just kiss their ass because they're glad
• 59:11
  to have her there. It's a launch pad into your
• 59:15
  next best self. Oh, it's a podcast done on a
• 59:18
  subway. How riveting. Stupid. We should have
• 59:24
  a party when we break up. We should have a party
• 59:26
  when we put tape over your mouth to shut up.
• 59:28
  People should say, you broke up, congratulations.
• 59:31
  I agree. Because... Shut up. One, you made a
• 59:35
  decision. Two, it was probably the best thing
• 59:38
  for everyone. I love how she says you made a
• 59:39
  decision as if she was in charge of the decision.
• 59:43
  The singer doubles down on her optimism. She's
• 59:47
  known to double down. A few point adding this.
• 59:50
  And if you're the... who's being heartbroken,
• 59:52
  you're the winner. Bye. Bye. See you later, General.
• 59:58
  Man, you act like your exes are missing out on
• 1:00:01
  you. They are so grateful to know you. Happy
• 1:00:04
  Hot Topic! You know, people just get too famous
• 1:00:10
  for too long because they think the world owes
• 1:00:11
  them something. Scott Eastwood is laying down
• 1:00:14
  the law. Oh, my God. Here's another stupid nepo,
• 1:00:18
  baby. God, whatever your name is. How does it
• 1:00:22
  feel if your daddy wasn't the greatest actor
• 1:00:25
  of all time? In my opinion, being Clint Eastwood.
• 1:00:27
  There's no one to know who you are that you wouldn't
• 1:00:30
  be going on a Joe Rogan show. You're a douchebag.
• 1:00:35
  Lucky Strike star and son of legendary actor
• 1:00:37
  director Clint Eastwood appears on the June 26th
• 1:00:41
  episode of the Joe Rogan Experience and slams
• 1:00:44
  an unnamed co -star for exhibiting, quote, unacceptable
• 1:00:47
  behavior. Listen, I don't like when these celebrities
• 1:00:49
  go on these podcasts in general, but I specifically
• 1:00:52
  don't like when they go on and then they don't
• 1:00:55
  say who they're talking about. It's because you're
• 1:00:57
  a coward. How do we even not even know that you're
• 1:01:00
  not just talking about yourself? You know, you
• 1:01:02
  walk around like, I'm an Eastwood son. Shut up.
• 1:01:05
  He'd die someday and he'd poop in the morning.
• 1:01:07
  Shut your ass. Stupid nepo, baby. Explains that
• 1:01:11
  he began working on a film with a fellow celebrity.
• 1:01:14
  But early on in the process, his co -star decided
• 1:01:16
  they did not want to work with a particular member
• 1:01:18
  of the team. Yeah, you, because you're insufferable.
• 1:01:22
  leading said co -star to unceremoniously exit
• 1:01:25
  the project despite money already having been
• 1:01:36
  invested and that did not land well with scott
• 1:01:39
  i was like okay well you need to pay that money
• 1:01:41
  back now to that person who invested in you well
• 1:01:44
  why don't you say who the name is oh you're afraid
• 1:01:46
  of a lawsuit You're a dark dude. An absolute
• 1:01:52
  dark. I'm not going to do that. I don't want
• 1:01:55
  to deal with, you know, God, you know, on a club.
• 1:01:58
  He's like, you know, I'm Clint Eastwood's son.
• 1:02:00
  That's all you are. I'm nothing more. I'm nothing
• 1:02:04
  less. Oh, we're such fans of Scott Eastwood.
• 1:02:10
  Shut up. Shut your ass, man. Freaking annoying.
• 1:02:17
  I'm Scott Eastwood. I'm Scott Eastwood. Not cash,
• 1:02:22
  dude. Yeah, nine. What's going on here? I'm telling
• 1:02:26
  you, this relationship's going to end badly.
• 1:02:29
  Jussie Smollett was just engaged last June, and
• 1:02:32
  we didn't really hear any reports of him breaking
• 1:02:34
  up with that fiance. So this makes me wonder
• 1:02:37
  if this relationship began with infidelity. Happy
• 1:02:40
  Hot Topic! Right here. Karamo Brown has his sights
• 1:02:47
  set on a new man. Oh, yeah. You know, he's the
• 1:02:52
  bottom. The Queer Eye star seemingly confirms
• 1:02:54
  his relationship with actor Jesse Smollett. This
• 1:02:58
  is delightful. Saying that he is, quote, dating
• 1:03:00
  a celebrity. I wouldn't really say a celebrity.
• 1:03:03
  Maybe in 2019 before he did that whole thing
• 1:03:06
  that he got away with and ruined taxpayer and
• 1:03:07
  cop's money by pretending to be beat up by MAGA
• 1:03:09
  fans in negative five degree weather. You're
• 1:03:11
  dating that loser. You're stupid. Brown said
• 1:03:16
  on the June 30th episode of the Reality with
• 1:03:18
  the King podcast. Oh, yeah, you're a king. It's
• 1:03:22
  all about Daniel. Shut up. which was released
• 1:03:26
  shortly after cozy -looking photos of the 45
• 1:03:29
  -year -old and 44 -year -old Smollett were published
• 1:03:32
  by TMZ. It's not like we're hiding it. We go
• 1:03:37
  out. We hold hands everywhere. Though Brown does
• 1:03:42
  not identify his partner by name, he's quote
• 1:03:44
  100 % sure he's found the one. He declares, I've
• 1:03:54
  met my equal. Yeah, you're both losers. It is
• 1:03:59
  powerful when you meet someone who you feel 100
• 1:04:01
  % safe with. Alright, whatever. You feel 100
• 1:04:04
  % secure with. You can just trust with your heart.
• 1:04:08
  Yeah, good luck with that. You know how he scammed
• 1:04:10
  everybody? He's going to end up scamming you.
• 1:04:12
  I thought I was invincible with him. You're dating
• 1:04:16
  a sociopath, you moron. Have fun with that. It
• 1:04:23
  is a time. Her oblique liveliness. Because we
• 1:04:27
  all know that she is the absolute worst. Oh,
• 1:04:33
  isn't she ever? Oh, geez. She bad. She bad. She
• 1:04:42
  know that. Trouble in the crop crop. She bad.
• 1:04:48
  She bad. She bad. She know that. Yeah. Trouble
• 1:04:52
  in the crop, trouble in the crop top She walks
• 1:04:54
  in, drama on tap Cherry lip gloss turn like a
• 1:04:57
  trap Critic card queen in a knockoff bag Smirk
• 1:04:59
  so sharp, put a rip in the flag Name on the cup,
• 1:05:02
  spell wrong, she snaps Front row line, but she
• 1:05:04
  cut like that Tells three lies just to order
• 1:05:06
  a drink Winks at your man and she says, you blink?
• 1:05:09
  Blink! Lovely! It's a sociopathic day And in
• 1:05:15
  the end, you can do that Just feel your heart
• 1:05:19
  and laugh in your face Text your best friend
• 1:05:23
  from your place Blake Lively is a sociopathic
• 1:05:28
  rat Dance, dance, you love it when the red flags
• 1:05:31
  flash Oh, she's so wrong, it's a certified fact
• 1:05:35
  Blake Lively is a sociopathic rat Out of this
• 1:05:40
  boy's on red. Now who's up next? Post it on her
• 1:05:42
  thread. Take your hoodie. Oh, you want that back?
• 1:05:44
  Says maybe later than forget your ass. Plays
• 1:05:46
  nice girl to the camera and skit. Then flips
• 1:05:49
  cribs like a Netflix skit. Cheers in the club.
• 1:05:51
  Yeah, she staged all that mascara lines like
• 1:05:53
  a welcome mat. Play it loud. Text your best friend
• 1:06:08
  from your place. Blake Lively is a sociopathic
• 1:06:13
  brat. Dance, dance, dance. You'll love it when
• 1:06:15
  the red flags flash. She's so wrong, you'll assert
• 1:06:19
  it by fact. Blake Lively is a sociopathic brat.
• 1:06:24
  Oh, yeah. Right here. This is dirtier than one.
• 1:06:28
  Happy Hot Topic! Lake Lively is seeking millions
• 1:06:32
  from Justin Baldoni. Over a month after the It
• 1:06:38
  Ends With Us co -stars settled their years -long
• 1:06:40
  legal battle, Lively's legal team has now filed
• 1:06:43
  a motion seeking over $8 million in attorney
• 1:06:45
  fees and litigation costs from Baldoni. In the
• 1:06:49
  June 29th declaration obtained by E! News, the
• 1:06:51
  actress is requesting $7 .49 million in attorney
• 1:06:55
  fees and $539 ,000 in litigation costs and expenses
• 1:06:59
  incurred during the quote, successful defense
• 1:07:01
  of the Wayfair action. If I had all that money,
• 1:07:04
  I would pay her personally just to make her go
• 1:07:06
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  hoops, man, he knows it all. Channels to the
• 1:14:31
  court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have
• 1:14:34
  a ball. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Happy hour got the
• 1:15:08
  shock and awe. Happy Hot Topic. Ah, what's going
• 1:15:14
  on here? Drake asked if it was Kawhi season back
• 1:15:17
  in Toronto and it is now official. Yeah, Drake
• 1:15:20
  broke the news before Shams. Clippers are trading
• 1:15:24
  Kawhi Leonard to the Toronto Raptors for Brandon
• 1:15:27
  Ingram, Grady Dick, two first round picks, one
• 1:15:31
  pick swap, and two second round picks. And I
• 1:15:34
  love the reunion for Kawhi. It's very weird.
• 1:15:36
  He's not been there for about seven years, eight
• 1:15:39
  years, seven years. It's like, why'd you leave,
• 1:15:42
  dude? It's like going back to your ex. He's just
• 1:15:45
  trying to get a jersey retirement and a stash,
• 1:15:48
  you know? In Toronto, but I absolutely love this
• 1:15:51
  trade for the Clippers. It's where the Kobe,
• 1:15:55
  not the Kobe, the LeBron and Kawhi era began
• 1:15:58
  the same year in L .A. 70 years ago. Time flies.
• 1:16:03
  Their rebuild, going younger. All right, so there's
• 1:16:06
  them. And here's Jimmy Butler telling a rookie
• 1:16:10
  to pay him $25 million for number 10, being LeBron.
• 1:16:14
  Howdy. Happy Hot Topic. Come on, man. I told
• 1:16:19
  you. You ain't going to get it. I'm going to
• 1:16:21
  buy your number. You want to buy my number? Yeah.
• 1:16:25
  You can't afford that, man. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:16:28
  I'm taking out a loan. I feel like there's some
• 1:16:33
  way this is not legal in the NBA, but what do
• 1:16:35
  I know? He tagged me the other day. I said, you
• 1:16:38
  ain't got no shot, man. Zero shot. All right,
• 1:16:41
  there you go. And then there's this headline
• 1:16:44
  here. I like the Charlotte Hornets. I have family
• 1:16:49
  in Winston -Salem, so I went to Bobcat Games.
• 1:16:51
  And I really wanted LaMelo to be the man. Over
• 1:16:55
  there in Charlotte. But he really never was.
• 1:17:00
  He was better at speeding around the small city
• 1:17:02
  than balling. Happy Hot Topic! Charlotte Hornets
• 1:17:07
  have traded LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the
• 1:17:10
  Minnesota Timberwolves. I feel like this is going
• 1:17:12
  to be good for him to be in cold weather. A 2033
• 1:17:15
  unprotected first round pick. Although, here
• 1:17:18
  in the year, 2033 is crazy. By the way, I don't
• 1:17:21
  know if it's going to be good or not to have
• 1:17:22
  him out there with Anthony Edwards. I don't know
• 1:17:25
  if he'll be running trains. Three first round
• 1:17:28
  pick swaps and three second round picks. And
• 1:17:31
  then that happened. And then here's his father
• 1:17:33
  talking about it. Because he's... You know, help
• 1:17:36
  create nepo babies. LaMelo Ball was traded to
• 1:17:41
  the Minnesota Timberwolves with Josh Green for
• 1:17:43
  Nas Reed, a 20 -33 unprotected first -round pick,
• 1:17:47
  three first -round pick swaps, and three second
• 1:17:50
  -round picks. And here's what LaVar Ball had
• 1:17:52
  to say about the trade. I will say, as annoying
• 1:17:55
  as LaVar Ball is, he is a pretty loyal father.
• 1:17:59
  Minnesota Timberwolves. Y 'all did the coldest
• 1:18:01
  move in the game. You wouldn't get that. No.
• 1:18:03
  Yes. But here's the thing. That's a peak. He
• 1:18:06
  needs to join the Dari -WAS, to be honest. You
• 1:18:09
  got to get the other two ball boys. be the most
• 1:18:13
  watched team ever in the NBA. Trust me. I don't
• 1:18:16
  think that's the truth. Nothing in Minnesota
• 1:18:18
  is ever going to be the most watched. They went
• 1:18:20
  there. All they do is get drunk. Joe's better
• 1:18:22
  off being a one -hit wonder rapper. He had his
• 1:18:25
  moment with that song last year. I forget the
• 1:18:27
  name of it. It was not a bad song. And Lonzo's
• 1:18:30
  always going on his podcast and talking himself
• 1:18:34
  up. Shut up. When I tell you. You don't think
• 1:18:37
  I'm just talking? We do think you're just talking.
• 1:18:40
  You're saying that because you're self -conscious
• 1:18:41
  to the fact that everyone thinks you're just
• 1:18:43
  talking. Talking, yo. I'm not. Melo can't win
• 1:18:48
  it by himself, but I'll tell you. He never made
• 1:18:50
  it to the playoffs. He went to the play -in tournament,
• 1:18:52
  which anybody can rank as long as you have a
• 1:18:55
  losing record, but he has never been a winner.
• 1:18:58
  This is going to be very interesting. With his
• 1:19:02
  brothers, I guarantee y 'all a championship.
• 1:19:05
  The chemistry. Oh, that ain't happening. You
• 1:19:07
  got San Antonio. You got Thunder. Lakers could
• 1:19:10
  be better. Luka Doncic. The Warriors could have
• 1:19:15
  a resurgence. I don't know. Spurs. Oh, Lord.
• 1:19:31
  This guy is going to make Anthony Edwards so
• 1:19:32
  much more cocky than he already is. Especially
• 1:19:35
  because Anthony Edwards doesn't know what to
• 1:19:37
  do with his cockiness. Here is a live stream
• 1:19:40
  between Anthony, between Malik Brown and Antonio
• 1:19:44
  Edwards. This is going to be a problem. A white.
• 1:19:46
  A white. No. All right. I hear. No. Nigga, you
• 1:19:51
  on your own dick. Nigga, you going federal. Not
• 1:19:54
  me, nigga. I'm chilling. You not chilling, nigga.
• 1:19:57
  You just got indicted. How the fuck you chilling?
• 1:20:01
  When Antonio runs, the voice of reason. We have
• 1:20:04
  a problem, Houston. All right. There you go.
• 1:20:09
  And let's do this. Mike Brown says he feels like
• 1:20:15
  the uncle that gets invited to the barbecue that
• 1:20:18
  nobody wants to invite. We had a deal. Mike,
• 1:20:23
  you know, coming onto the pod, there was one
• 1:20:25
  caveat. We had to sing Who Let the Dogs Out.
• 1:20:29
  So Jeff, can you cue that one up? Yes! I can't
• 1:20:34
  play it because of copyright. That's unfortunate.
• 1:20:36
  I bet it was riveting. Here's Mike Brown. Here's
• 1:20:40
  something I can't play on the Roommates podcast.
• 1:20:42
  I should have specified that with Josh Hart and
• 1:20:45
  Jalen Brunson talking about the impact of Greg
• 1:20:47
  Popovich. And Jalen, I learned this. This is
• 1:20:52
  kind of ironic, but I learned this during my
• 1:20:55
  time in San Antonio. How did? You never forget
• 1:20:58
  at the end of... My first year, we were meeting
• 1:21:02
  as a staff, and Pop says, he's mumbling under
• 1:21:05
  his breath, he says, I got to thank Tim Duncan.
• 1:21:08
  I said, you got to thank Tim Duncan? Why are
• 1:21:10
  you saying that? And he said, he used to call
• 1:21:14
  me Mikey. He said, Mikey, if your player doesn't
• 1:21:17
  allow you to coach him, you have no shot at coaching
• 1:21:21
  anybody else. That's a good point. Here is Tracy
• 1:21:25
  McGrady saying why he skipped college. I'm only
• 1:21:28
  17, 18 years old coming out of high school. This
• 1:21:31
  is all new to me. I don't understand what I'm
• 1:21:36
  getting into. So I just remember one day I'm
• 1:21:40
  in my coach's office and Sonny's on the phone.
• 1:21:46
  And I had taken a visit to Kentucky. I had taken
• 1:21:49
  a visit to Florida State. And they got a bag
• 1:21:52
  waiting for me at either stop. I can talk about
• 1:21:54
  that now. Okay. NIL adjacent, right? This is
• 1:22:01
  like 1997. They got a bag for me. But I'm like,
• 1:22:05
  man, I want to go to college. Sonny's like, nah.
• 1:22:10
  Adidas want to give you $12 million out of a
• 1:22:12
  heist. Ah, yeah. So he took that. Here's some
• 1:22:15
  interesting tweets. Giannis to Miami, LaMelo
• 1:22:18
  to Minnesota, Jha to Portland, Bron leaving LA,
• 1:22:22
  Kawhi to Toronto, Julius Randle in Purgatory
• 1:22:27
  in Brooklyn, and we're not even in July yet.
• 1:22:29
  All -time NBA offseason. That Knicks championship
• 1:22:31
  made the league go insane. Mm -hmm. And then
• 1:22:36
  also, first, here's the best thing that Kawhi
• 1:22:40
  Leonard ever said eight years ago. I'm a fun
• 1:22:43
  guy. Obviously, I love the game of basketball.
• 1:22:48
  I mean, there's just more questions you have
• 1:22:51
  to ask me in order for me to tell you about myself.
• 1:22:55
  I just can't give you a whole spiel. I don't
• 1:22:59
  even know where you're sitting at. Where you
• 1:23:03
  sitting, Natalie? Natalie. I'm going to do this
• 1:23:08
  all day. Natalie. All day. Natalie. All day.
• 1:23:22
  And then there's this headline. I have no respect
• 1:23:25
  for John Morant. It's nothing personal. He obviously,
• 1:23:29
  when he was like 12 years old, he was watching
• 1:23:32
  Derrick Rose ball out. And I thought he was going
• 1:23:35
  to be the Derrick Rose of Memphis. But this guy
• 1:23:38
  was drafted into the wrong city. Memphis has
• 1:23:43
  a lot of crime. He had to try to keep that rough
• 1:23:46
  interior up, even though he grew up in the suburbs.
• 1:23:50
  He's a real life Tariq from the show Power. And
• 1:23:54
  now that he's getting traded to Portland where
• 1:23:57
  he'll be hanging out with Damian Lillard, I think
• 1:24:00
  this is actually good for him. A trading John
• 1:24:05
  Morant to the Portland Trailblazers for Jeremy
• 1:24:08
  Grant and Chris Murray. Yeah, they want to get
• 1:24:10
  rid of him so quickly. And they're showing that
• 1:24:14
  thing where he put the hand over his face a few
• 1:24:16
  years ago. He's a brat. Damian Lillard and Ja
• 1:24:20
  Morant together, meaning Drew Holiday. Man, hopefully
• 1:24:23
  Damian can coach this moron. And Scoot Henderson
• 1:24:26
  to come off the bench unless they are to make
• 1:24:29
  another trade. And a name that has been rumored
• 1:24:32
  surrounding Portland is Jalen Brown. All right,
• 1:24:35
  so there's that. Ja Morant. I cannot stand when
• 1:24:39
  athletes have all the potential in the world
• 1:24:40
  and they don't live up to it. Wemby doesn't have
• 1:24:42
  any post moves. He doesn't do any defense in
• 1:24:44
  the paint. He lets people beat him up. I can't
• 1:24:49
  stand with all my heart how John Morant was making
• 1:24:52
  nine figures. He had the city on his back in
• 1:24:56
  2022, had a close series in the semi -conference
• 1:24:59
  finals against the Golden State Warriors, the
• 1:25:01
  team that ended up winning the championship.
• 1:25:05
  And then he just has to have it gone on Instagram
• 1:25:07
  Live. Yo, do you see how the people that you
• 1:25:11
  were surrounded with, all the fans of Memphis,
• 1:25:13
  I'm not saying they're all criminals, but do
• 1:25:15
  you notice how that city was full of criminals
• 1:25:17
  and all of them end up getting in trouble? Yo,
• 1:25:19
  yo, yo, yo, yo. Being a gangsta never works,
• 1:25:23
  dude. It ain't worth it, dawg. It ain't worth
• 1:25:27
  it. All right. There's this right here with LeBron.
• 1:25:30
  Yo! Happy Hot Topic! Well, we've got major news
• 1:25:40
  coming out of the NBA. Basketball superstar LeBron
• 1:25:43
  James will not be returning to the Los Angeles
• 1:25:46
  Lakers next season. All right, so there's that.
• 1:25:49
  In 2019, they missed the playoffs. In 2020, they
• 1:25:53
  got a bubble ring, which I'll get to in a second.
• 1:25:55
  2021, first round exit. 2022, missed the play
• 1:26:00
  -in. 2023, swept in the conference finals. 2024,
• 1:26:03
  first round exit. 2025, first round exit. 2026,
• 1:26:06
  swept in the second round. Oh, yeah. LeBron was
• 1:26:10
  tweeting out about the greatness of the time
• 1:26:16
  he was in L .A. And it makes you wonder, is he
• 1:26:21
  better than Kobe Bryant? Is he better than Shaq?
• 1:26:23
  Is he better than Elgin Baylor? Is he better
• 1:26:26
  than James Worthy? Is he better than Kareem Abdul
• 1:26:30
  -Jabbar? Top 10 Lakers of all time. This dude
• 1:26:36
  got a ring in the bubble. Is he better than George
• 1:26:39
  Mikan? Will Chamberlain? Jerry West? Magic Johnson?
• 1:26:45
  That right there. I would say LeBron's probably
• 1:26:48
  at best the 10th greatest Laker of all time.
• 1:26:51
  And there's other Lakers that had more heart
• 1:26:53
  than him. Being... Robert Horry and Derek Fisher.
• 1:26:58
  And you could even, I would even put Pau Casal
• 1:27:01
  over him. LeBron James, when it's all said and
• 1:27:06
  done, he failed in LA. Now, he didn't fail like
• 1:27:09
  he made money and he won a championship, but
• 1:27:11
  that championship, everybody was out of shape
• 1:27:14
  in the bubble. And I know technically it was
• 1:27:16
  a championship, but they didn't have a parade.
• 1:27:18
  And even Alex Caruso, when he won a championship
• 1:27:21
  in Oklahoma City, he said it was so much different
• 1:27:24
  when they won over there. So I never want to
• 1:27:26
  hear anyone go, oh, he was a champion in LA.
• 1:27:30
  Barely did. He was barely a champion. And I am
• 1:27:35
  a big Golden State Warriors fan because of Stephen
• 1:27:38
  Curry and because he's always been an underdog
• 1:27:40
  until recently. If he joins the Warriors, I will
• 1:27:44
  be so sad because LeBron cannot coexist long
• 1:27:48
  -term with people. Who would have thought it
• 1:27:50
  was going to work with him and Luka? I didn't.
• 1:27:53
  Yeah. about to go live. Tampa Bay News is the
• 1:28:08
  place we arrive. From the beach to the bay and
• 1:28:10
  the city's crazy moves. We got stories hotter
• 1:28:12
  than the floor of the grooves. Tampa Bay News,
• 1:28:15
  we making it spin. All happy hour when the real
• 1:28:18
  begins. Turn it up loud, let's get in the mix.
• 1:28:21
  From safety to the world, we bringing the fix.
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  We bringing the fix. We bringing the fix. We
• 1:28:26
  bringing the fix. We bringing the fix. We bringing
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  the fix. We bringing the fix. We bringing the
• 1:28:32
  fix. Come on. Ryan Hop on the mic speaking Happy
• 1:28:55
  Hot Topic! Ah geez, what do we got right here?
• 1:29:01
  Detroit Lions have released cornerback Terryon
• 1:29:04
  Arnold. Loser! Stupid thug. Hours after he appeared
• 1:29:09
  in court. Ah, it sucks to hand it. Was it worth
• 1:29:15
  it? Live from the go, y 'all. Brian and the Bulls
• 1:29:25
  stand tall. Ah, it is. Six. Wow. Yeah. Six mad,
• 1:29:38
  but he been in these mics. All in ten heights,
• 1:29:41
  now the cynic is tight. From the berms to the
• 1:29:43
  block, that's a hell of a height. Turn the dial,
• 1:29:46
  see his name on the lights. He got callers on
• 1:29:49
  the line, trying to break they news. From the
• 1:29:51
  side to the sticks, they relate to the views.
• 1:29:53
  Every segment like a story from the avenue. Turn
• 1:29:56
  slick, then he fact check the attitude. Okay,
• 1:30:20
  Portillo's has been teasing they were going to
• 1:30:22
  unveil a new hot dog today, and now we know what
• 1:30:25
  it is. It's called the Chardonnara. dog they
• 1:30:29
  say they teamed up with vienna beef for the hot
• 1:30:31
  dog it's char grilled infused with chardonnara
• 1:30:34
  it's gonna give you your farts oh geez and then
• 1:30:39
  there's a sad headline a short message to you
• 1:30:42
  tonight after almost 17 years here at fox this
• 1:30:45
  will be my last newscast it's dawn has practiced
• 1:30:48
  hot pieces here i'm grateful to you our viewers
• 1:30:52
  for you oh thank you for looking raw It was a
• 1:30:56
  nice town. Trust your loyalty as I cover the
• 1:30:59
  news here in my native Chicago. All right. Good
• 1:31:02
  for you, honey. He's so freaking hot. I wonder
• 1:31:05
  what women think when they hear that. Probably
• 1:31:08
  not good. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with
• 1:31:12
  Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Oh, geez. Fresno
• 1:31:18
  news. Yeah. Yeah. 6ix9ine tower Fresno's loud
• 1:31:31
  and sour Mike in his grip got the world feelin'
• 1:31:34
  sour Hoppy on the block droppin' facts like boulders
• 1:31:37
  Words cut sharply, the city on his shoulders
• 1:31:39
  News so raw, unfiltered truth spray Fresno's
• 1:31:43
  postin' every word that he say No sugar coat,
• 1:31:46
  no bow, no disguise Hoppy in the booth, Fresno,
• 1:31:49
  here's it live Fresno, no, he don't hold back
• 1:31:52
  Spit so bold, keep the city on track An illegal
• 1:32:05
  cannabis delivery service is busted in Porterville.
• 1:32:09
  Oh, my God. Can the cops, can the pigs do anything
• 1:32:12
  else but bust up weed? You know there's worse
• 1:32:15
  things happening in front of them. Police served
• 1:32:18
  search warrants last week. They say an unlicensed
• 1:32:21
  cannabis delivery service was operating under
• 1:32:23
  the name September Select. That's an interesting
• 1:32:26
  name. I wonder if the cops ever hold on to the
• 1:32:29
  weed. Bunch of lizards. Cops always wonder why
• 1:32:34
  we don't like them. But it's stupid. Winston
• 1:32:38
  -Salem news time. Oh, geez. No. Winston -Salem
• 1:32:46
  news. Winston -Salem news. Tune in, baby, yeah
• 1:32:55
  From Winston -Salem, I'm talkin' clean Spirulina
• 1:32:59
  breeze in my daily routine Got the draw when
• 1:33:02
  I roll through the line Slow with the words,
• 1:33:05
  but the thought still shines Rhyme hoppin' on
• 1:33:07
  the mic all day Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play
• 1:33:11
  Say what he mean, let the truth come through
• 1:33:14
  If he hit the room, then he hit the room He don't
• 1:33:18
  bite his tongue, no If it's on his mind, you
• 1:33:25
  hear it loud Winston, sell them news Tell the
• 1:33:30
  truth Winston, sell them news Coming through,
• 1:33:36
  half an hour on the dial Let it loose Winston,
• 1:33:39
  sell them news That's the truth Winston, sell
• 1:33:45
  them news He in the tone, bring the whole story
• 1:33:54
  when he grab that phone Never tiptoe around what
• 1:33:57
  they gotta say If it's wrong, he gon' call it
• 1:34:00
  out that way I like that voice, I like that spine
• 1:34:03
  Real talk, ridin' every single line From the
• 1:34:07
  stop, with a stop, little brain Turn the radio
• 1:34:09
  up, let the truth move in He don't bite his tongue,
• 1:34:13
  no, he let it fly If it's on his mind Tell it,
• 1:34:24
  tell it, tell it, tell it, tell it, tell it true
• 1:34:27
  Listen, sell them news Coming through, hop it,
• 1:34:30
  I will only die Let it loose Listen, sell them
• 1:34:34
  news That's the truth Listen, sell them news
• 1:34:40
  That's the truth One take, no fear Say it plain,
• 1:34:48
  say it clear Tampa Bay to the Carolinas You know
• 1:34:53
  the man behind the line. All right now. Happy
• 1:34:58
  Hot Topic. Hot Topic. Thomas Fullman is in jail
• 1:35:02
  this morning after being arrested in a church
• 1:35:04
  parking lot. On Sunday, High Point Police responded
• 1:35:08
  to Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church on
• 1:35:13
  Chestnut Street. William Milliken III was arrested.
• 1:35:16
  Fox 8's Justin Lundy explains what police found
• 1:35:19
  inside his truck. Usually when the cops are here,
• 1:35:22
  the lights aren't on, but this time there was
• 1:35:24
  cops' lights on, and when I walked outside, I
• 1:35:25
  noticed there was three or four cop cars out
• 1:35:27
  with their lights on, so I knew something had
• 1:35:29
  to be going on. Something was indeed happening
• 1:35:31
  Sunday morning just a few feet away from Troy
• 1:35:33
  Lee Barber's home in the parking lot of Wesley
• 1:35:35
  Memorial Methodist Church on Chestnut Drive and
• 1:35:38
  High Point. It probably went on for a good 30,
• 1:35:40
  40 minutes with all the police cars there. Church
• 1:35:44
  was still going on. They kept church moving.
• 1:35:46
  Like I said, they just moved all the parking.
• 1:35:47
  All right, so that was riveting stuff. A time
• 1:35:50
  for a Cleveland news. Mm -hmm. Static crackle,
• 1:36:06
  mic pops, the hour is hoppy Cleveland skyline,
• 1:36:09
  foggy, steel mills choppy City on the Cuyahoga,
• 1:36:12
  hearts heavy, never sloppy Radio waves, carry
• 1:36:14
  tales, but they ain't glossy Concrete jungle,
• 1:36:17
  potholes where dreams collapse Downtown echoes
• 1:36:20
  to cabs and faded cabs Past the preachin' hustle,
• 1:36:22
  corner kids tradin' maps Where the vibe's Midwest,
• 1:36:25
  but the struggle overlaps Cleveland news Where
• 1:36:29
  the truth gets raw Rust belt blues, every crack,
• 1:36:32
  every flaw Until it takes no sugar, no draw Copy
• 1:36:36
  on the mic, spittin' facts, no law Back alleys
• 1:36:39
  whisper, still grit in the air Copy pullin' cards,
• 1:36:42
  city troops lay bare Bar sharper than the skyline,
• 1:36:45
  no time to spare Opinions heavy as the lake,
• 1:36:47
  but he don't care Radio days static, hum in the
• 1:36:51
  booth Voice boomin' through the speakers, hittin'
• 1:36:53
  with the truth Tower city shadows, echoin' the
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  Radio waves fading like a wilting rose. Laugh
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  forever. No one lies, buzzin', but the laughter's
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  rollin' dim Eardrums mixin' hoppy like fingers
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  without rings Gaining checks to FM, shoutouts
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  hit the street But soon the sound will vanish
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  like shadows in the heat Oh, the hoppy hour is
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  comin' too close Radio waves fadein' like a wiltin'
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  rose Laughter and joy dissolvin' in the air both
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  deep Like clockwork to a show Now it's time to
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  face the silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy
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  held the mic With humor so divine The void left
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  in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty
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  speakers, silent thighs But coming to an end
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  Like a rollercoaster stopping While the rivers
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  bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our daily grind
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  Now silence flowers And the thoughts we can't
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  rewind So the Hoppy hour is over Oh yeah, laughter
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  and joy, dissolving in the air RyanHockeyRadio
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  .com I like that. He's gone. He probably had
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  Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
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  all I smell is poop. I'll kick you a little and
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  we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
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  Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes
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  our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless
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  America. Door is closing.