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Pissin Powder | Son of a Boy Dad #275 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today,
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  Speaker 5: it is.
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  Speaker 1: February twelve, which is Canadian Valentine's Day. I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 5: It's Canadian Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they celebrated two days early, really historically interesting.
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  Speaker 5: Good for them. Happy Canadian Valentine's Day, Secretary's Day. It's
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  Speaker 5: all of our Canadian lovers out there.
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  Speaker 1: Always falls on a Tuesday, better easier for dinner reservations
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  Speaker 1: though a Wednesday.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, fuck dumb ass.
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  Speaker 3: I think that. I mean, it's not a it's a
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  Speaker 3: lukewarm take. But I think Valentine's Day is is one
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  Speaker 3: we could do away with. Yeah, we could move it,
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  Speaker 3: and I don't think anyone would be particularly remark.
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  Speaker 1: Well fucking the corporations would Hallmark, Yeah, twenty hundred flowers
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  Speaker 1: would true.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, flower companies would go out of business.
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  Speaker 3: Do you mind if I ask, how do you go? Like?
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  Speaker 3: What do you do? How do you marshal yourself for?
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  Speaker 3: What are the expectations? Whatever? Just say what you like
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  Speaker 3: to do? If you could, if you buy a gift
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  Speaker 3: or one gifts dinner? Yeah nice?
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  Speaker 5: What do you get a toy?
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  Speaker 3: Are you going jewelry or like?
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  Speaker 1: Uh like like nothing crazy, I don't think, but yeah, jewelry.
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  Speaker 5: Roan's definitely dropping like fifty k per Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 1: But that's not the disc that you.
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  Speaker 3: Think it is.
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  Speaker 5: No, I don't think it is a diss.
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  Speaker 1: You just fucking bodied me. No.
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  Speaker 5: I wasn't saying it as a diss. I was saying
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  Speaker 5: it as I was with you this week and I
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  Speaker 5: saw how many times you bought flowers twice? It was
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  Speaker 5: actually I think it was closer to ten for what.
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  Speaker 1: Because I was away the week actually saw oh you
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  Speaker 1: sent them home? I sent them home like thirty times,
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  Speaker 1: no twice, But I mean it was I.
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  Speaker 3: Just can't even imagine romance. It was so funny, just
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  Speaker 3: so beyond it funny. It just was with twins, I know,
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  Speaker 3: presumably and verging on the third trimester. Yeah, probably deeply uncomfortable. True.
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  Speaker 3: And he is away for a week to go to
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  Speaker 3: the super Bowl and he's sending flowers home to.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to gender cackling.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just.
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  Speaker 1: I said it at the airport as soon as I landed,
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  Speaker 1: and I told it to Dana. Yea, his mind was blown.
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  Speaker 5: Dana immediately he.
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  Speaker 1: Smashed it right away. I was like, you should do it.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm only going for a couple of days.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, even better, smart, smart, even better.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going. And he was like texting me two
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  Speaker 1: days later the flowers were a massive hit. I was like, bro,
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  Speaker 1: just pass it along as someone else.
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  Speaker 3: You want to hear something really really goody. When I
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  Speaker 3: was courting my wife, I would go on the road
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  Speaker 3: for stand up and I would write her a postcard
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  Speaker 3: from the cities that I was I'm talking Rochester, Cleveland, Buffalo.
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  Speaker 3: It's not easy to find postcards, sales places.
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  Speaker 5: And the start of like a seven eleven.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there are places where you go, cities where you
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  Speaker 3: go where you're like, I need a stamp. We haven't
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  Speaker 3: sold one of those. Yeah, there's no outgoing male. You're
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  Speaker 3: gonna want the next town over. Yeah, Bill Tony expresses
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  Speaker 3: stop through these parts.
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  Speaker 1: The Wells Fargo wagon stopped coming to Buffalo. Sad to say, sas,
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  Speaker 1: what's your was your biggest Valentine's Day swing that you
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  Speaker 1: ever made in your life? Maybe? In like grade school,
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  Speaker 1: you get like the cards?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, do you like the lollipop with the card attached
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  Speaker 5: to it?
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  Speaker 1: That's fine? Did your mom will make a bunch for
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  Speaker 1: like the girls in the class type thing?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we'd have to bring them in and give everyone one,
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  Speaker 5: everyone in the whole grade.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's the class because if you do it yourself
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  Speaker 1: for the girls, you don't even like girls.
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  Speaker 5: Now you're a freak dude.
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  Speaker 3: We we I went to a school that was sort
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  Speaker 3: of like a communism breeding ground. Yeah, and it was
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  Speaker 3: everybody plays, there's one hot start and Tyler, Okay, here
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  Speaker 3: we go. He's probably just laughing at what you said,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm going to take some credit for it. We
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  Speaker 3: we had homerooms in my grade, right, so that was
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  Speaker 3: sort of your your you know, home unit, and there
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  Speaker 3: were I think four and if you were going to
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  Speaker 3: bring in Valentine's cards, you had to bring in one
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  Speaker 3: for everybody in your homeroom, but you could do individual
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  Speaker 3: ones outside of your homeroom. So if you received one
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  Speaker 3: from a girl or a guy outside of your homeroom,
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  Speaker 3: you knew that that was there was something they'd gone
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  Speaker 3: out of their way. Yeah, because that was not everybody
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  Speaker 3: that was not the Communist manifesto.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, crushes were forbidden.
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  Speaker 3: No, but see that was implied though if you got
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  Speaker 3: one from an outside home room they came across party lines, then.
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  Speaker 1: You can't fucking home room.
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  Speaker 3: Well you could, but.
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  Speaker 5: It would be it would be.
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  Speaker 3: Veiled by the fact that everybody got one. You couldn't
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  Speaker 3: necessarily the girl that you had a crush on who
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  Speaker 3: was in your home room wouldn't necessarily know how special
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  Speaker 3: she was to you, because everybody got one unless you
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  Speaker 3: somehow got her something specter under.
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  Speaker 1: The birth rates declining, they're just like stifling love.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 5: Was this in middle school or high school.
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  Speaker 3: No, that was probably second, first through fourth grade, something
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  Speaker 3: like that, and it was always, man, I loved it.
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  Speaker 3: I loved the colors. I'd get cards that had you know,
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  Speaker 3: like Power Ranger cards or X Men cards, and they
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  Speaker 3: would they you'd have to tear them out of a sheet,
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  Speaker 3: maybe fold them somehow and put a little Now, there
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  Speaker 3: was one girl who was really rich who got cards
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  Speaker 3: for everybody in all the home rooms.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, slut.
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  Speaker 3: We knew, we knew. And then in fifth grade, Bob
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  Speaker 3: Only was I was in her homeroom. I'm not going
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  Speaker 3: to say her name because I don't know if she
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  Speaker 3: still has the money, but probably Bob Only he was
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  Speaker 3: our homeroom teacher. And at Christmas, I guess people got
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  Speaker 3: gifts for Bob as a teacher, you know, yeah, apparently
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  Speaker 3: this is the thing, by the way, you get your
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  Speaker 3: teacher a gift. And I don't know what we got Bob.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you know, a new tool, well probably not even
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that's expensive, it wasn't, I don't know. It was
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  Speaker 3: a twenty to forty dollars gift.
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  Speaker 5: A Starbucks gift card.
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  Speaker 3: I bet it was a restaurant gift car. Yeah, to
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  Speaker 3: Clayton's in Yarmouth. Yeah, they have good turkey wraps, and
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  Speaker 3: we knew he liked that because he was on the
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  Speaker 3: way to the school for him. But I'm not I
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  Speaker 3: almost said her name again. I almost said her name again,
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  Speaker 3: and I think I have said her name before. Well,
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  Speaker 3: it's just well anyway, she got bob our homeroom teacher
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  Speaker 3: an entire picnic set, a basket that was huge with
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  Speaker 3: plates and silver weami cups. Yeah, and I mean it
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  Speaker 3: was high end. Yeah, they were. They were held in
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  Speaker 3: place by little leather straps.
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  Speaker 1: That's entrapment by her.
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  Speaker 5: That's definitely something of my dad's got my mom for
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  Speaker 5: Valentine's like eight different times. Yeah, we definitely have like
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  Speaker 5: nine picnic sets at home. Bob used any of them.
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  Speaker 3: Bob had the class too, only he opened it briefly.
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  Speaker 3: I'll never forget. He opened it briefly and was like, wow,
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  Speaker 3: thank you so much, said the girl's name, and then
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  Speaker 3: shut it because he didn't want to leave that open
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  Speaker 3: for display. The rest of the kids feel bad for
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  Speaker 3: how inadequate their gifts would would seem comparatively.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but he's.
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  Speaker 1: The teacher, Like, why does he have to have the
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  Speaker 1: same gifts as the students.
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  Speaker 3: I think again it was sort of that communist ethos
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  Speaker 3: we had heared too.
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  Speaker 1: He's just trying to keep their relationship private.
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  Speaker 3: Probably, Oh, I don't know, I never saw any.
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  Speaker 5: I think he was fucking the mom that could be
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  Speaker 5: and he was like she was having the kid do
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  Speaker 5: the dirty work.
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  Speaker 1: And it was probably like there was like some like
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  Speaker 1: worn underwear in there that he'd like close it up
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  Speaker 1: really quick from them from the mom.
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  Speaker 5: Pair of red panties.
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  Speaker 3: The parents hadn't say the word. They had emigrated but
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  Speaker 3: from a very wealthy country.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Dubai.
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  Speaker 3: So I don't know what not quite close. Do you
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  Speaker 3: think people from the UAE are getting picnic baskets? Bob only, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: come now, hush hush.
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  Speaker 1: It's definitely a much gaudier dish. But by the way,
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  Speaker 1: or present, but by the way, did you guys see
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  Speaker 1: that Brionna Chicken Fry is like in Dubai right now
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  Speaker 1: speaking at like the World Future Leaders Conference or something
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 5: I saw that she was in Dubai. I thought it
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  Speaker 5: was a joke.
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  Speaker 1: She's walking on stage in like a power suit and
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  Speaker 1: a headset, like with her fingers tended, giving future advice.
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  Speaker 5: She's probably getting paid like a billion dollars.
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  Speaker 1: To do that.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, that is my dream. I have had this.
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  Speaker 5: I thought she was fully kidding. She posted a story
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  Speaker 5: that was like heading to Dubai.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, look at the pictures? Have you? Did you
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  Speaker 1: look at the pictures? Was it shaping future government's conference?
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  Speaker 1: And she's standing it looks like the un She has
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  Speaker 1: someone behind her like translating what the Japanese embassy is talking.
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  Speaker 3: Holy smokes. Good for her, man.
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  Speaker 5: It's a pretty gig.
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  Speaker 3: She is having a year.
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  Speaker 5: Imagine your agent hitting you up and being like, we
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  Speaker 5: got a gig for you. Dude, he's gonna pay.
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  Speaker 3: My agent hit me up. I was like, all right,
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  Speaker 3: I got something for you. It's a little I'm not
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  Speaker 3: even making this A week ago. He was like, I
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  Speaker 3: got something for you. It's a little off the beaten path. Uh,
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  Speaker 3: it's a it's a one night crypto event and you're
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  Speaker 3: gonna have to write material specific for crypto. But the
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  Speaker 3: money is crazy. Yeah, it was like a thousand dollars
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  Speaker 3: really for seven minutes? Was it?
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  Speaker 5: This is a you did a I did one crypto
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  Speaker 5: a while again?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, made five grand for.
• 13:52
  Speaker 5: That was yeah, you got to pay a ton for.
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  Speaker 1: Well maybe not, so it depends if they watch crypto.
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  Speaker 5: It's true crypto's going down.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well it depends on which one some of them
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  Speaker 1: are going up. Did you get paid in the thousand
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  Speaker 1: dollars of askalin or was it cash?
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  Speaker 3: No, they paid me with a check. I did not
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  Speaker 3: have the option to.
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  Speaker 1: They definitely are liquid, I know, and we are technically billion.
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  Speaker 3: The only stipulation for the one that I did a
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  Speaker 3: couple of years ago was that they said, do not
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  Speaker 3: mention the fact that crypto is down like for today, damn,
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  Speaker 3: because everyone would be sad. And I was like, well
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  Speaker 3: that that's quite literally going to be the thing to
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  Speaker 3: make fun of.
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  Speaker 5: You said it was only dudes, right, pretty much, But
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  Speaker 5: they were only.
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  Speaker 1: Make fun of our best qualities and how good they are.
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  Speaker 3: I bet you everybody that was at that thing is
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  Speaker 3: now worth crazy money.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but like, there's definitely one dude who sold. They
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  Speaker 5: probably saw your set and then just immediately sold everything.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Wait, I need to finish this dream really quick.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: I used to be obsessed with the country of Saudi Arabia.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know why one's got through that phase. I
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: went through a Saudi Arabia phase.
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  Speaker 3: Who hasn't I want you know that, to go to Mecca,
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  Speaker 3: to go to to do the Haj, if you're not
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  Speaker 3: even to be let into the city or near the
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  Speaker 3: Grand Mosque or whatever, you need to convert to Islam
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  Speaker 3: and then you can unconvert once you're done. So they
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  Speaker 3: have they allow you to do that. I think interesting
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  Speaker 3: an in Vegas, Yeah, and I would have been willing
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  Speaker 3: to do that.
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  Speaker 5: You convert for like the time that you're there, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: The videos there are awesome. It's just going going up
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  Speaker 1: to guys in like a salamonicum and like, where are
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  Speaker 1: you from? Brother? It's just TikTokers who just document people
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  Speaker 1: from like Turkey and from Sri Lanka, just people coming
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  Speaker 1: from all over the world. Not many guys that look
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  Speaker 1: like you though.
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  Speaker 3: No, No, it's it's got all the trappings of burning
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  Speaker 3: man without the infrastructure of the r VS.
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  Speaker 1: But with the breathable right, equally breathable, yes is slightly Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So you're dreaming of Saudi well.
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  Speaker 3: I was. I read a couple of books about Saudi
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  Speaker 3: Arabia and the royal family there and sort of just
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  Speaker 3: the top heavy wealth that everyone knows about. And I
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  Speaker 3: had this dream that one of the princes, the guy
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  Speaker 3: now who's the crown Prince, and I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: he's succeeded to the throne, but I would just see
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  Speaker 3: one of my videos on Instagram. You know, maybe he's
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  Speaker 3: a big Game of Thrones fan, love the song and
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: would summon me to the palace to do a private
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  Speaker 3: version of it for a million dollars and then like
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: like it so much that he's like stay, stay awhile
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  Speaker 3: we want this every Thursday because that's when it airs Thrones.
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  Speaker 3: They need four days to edit out the nudity. And
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: I just had that dream. I really had that. I
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: was like, Oh, it's going to take How do I
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't how do I target my material towards Riod?
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think it's out of the picture.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Well, any Saudi princes that are fans of the show,
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: reach out to Francis and just let him know if
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: or that you have been watching.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: It seems like everything you talk about on the podcast
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: you immediately are hit up the next day. Like, I
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: wouldn't be surprised if tomorrow you just get a DM
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: from Saudi Arabia as a whole like their country country.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: Saudi Arabia bootshack mark.
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so we listened to Son of a Boy Out
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: every day. We loved what you were saying, Like, we'd
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: love you to come to do some workout in Saudi Arabia.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Do you still know Game of Thrones?
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Please send us snap screenshots of your followers and your
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: growth and your engagement. Yeah, to determine what we will
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: pay you for a private one million dollars per fall
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: to eat, to eat a camel shank you hit your office.
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: I'd love that because that's what you know. That's that's
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: a gig, that's like a week and then you're set
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: for life.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: I hate camel at my office.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, self conscious to eat this.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: But oh, do you do a video where you're eating
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: like a traditional Saudi Arabian dish at the office?
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Yep? I like that.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: What else do they have? I'm just thinking of you
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: popping a hump of camel as like water squirts out
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, mouth right over it.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: Your head starts expanding as you fill with liquid from
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: the camel. You blow up like an airhead or like
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: one of those Capri Son commercials.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: That Saudis would definitely appreciate if that happened in the video,
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: if you get into the kool aid man.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, very good, very good.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: That has been the biggest Saudi Arabia dishes.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: You know everybody has that get rich quick scheme, right, Yeah,
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: there was. I had a belief for a long time.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: Mine was DeVante Smith.
• 18:49
  Speaker 8: Anytime touchdown that I'd be walking along the beach and
• 18:52
  Speaker 8: the Hampton's and some dog of some estate owner would
• 18:56
  Speaker 8: leap the fence and take a chunk out of my calf.
• 19:00
  Speaker 8: Mm hmm, there you go. Have you ever seen this quietly?
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: Have you ever seen you have quite a reach on Twitter?
• 19:08
  Speaker 8: Have you ever seen us Linguini's misbehavior?
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: You're not the first person. Usually it's a postal postal worker.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: And you're already filming yourself and they have to tell
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: you to stop filming.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: Just go do that, Just go to my house. My
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: dog bites everybody.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: But is your family liquid enough to change his life?
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the issue. Your dad would be like, fine,
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: tweet about it. What do we care?
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead, So you have to sow uh.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Mbs is the prince by the way, that was his name?
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Is a rice dish with meat and vegetables you could
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: have that.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: I'm down for that. Then I think they eat with
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: their hands, but maybe they don't.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, if you traditionally ate, oh.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: That's not a bad idea.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Ron if you ate with your hands or like an
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Ethiopian dish. I mean Ethiopians definitely eat with their hands.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: It was fucking at the wedding, just the utensils were
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: there and they still opted for hands.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, be disrespectful at that point to use a utensil.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, eating eating some Saudi food, But I mean, I
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: don't know how badly you want to get invited to Ethiopia.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: It was beautiful. I don't that's that's not on the
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: list for me.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Saudi traditional Saudi food with your hands,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: but I don't know if they did. I definitely eat
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: with their hands in sound.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: I'm not one hundred percent sure, and so I don't
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: mean to be culturally insensitive if they do not do that, right,
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: But I know there are cultures. I think it may
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: be the Bedouin tribes. I remember hearing where the women
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: prepare the food and the tents or whatever, and then
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: they serve a big platter to the men, all of
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: whom are sitting around it in a circle. They eat
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: with their hands and then whatever is left over on
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: the bones that is what the women eat.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Eating rice with your hands is crazy.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: It's not that crazy, though. It's kind of like inconvenient
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: to eat it with a fork.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: Yes, spoons the goat, dude, what I I had one
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: of those new tele cups with the little sticks yesterday
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: and I got to the bottom of it. Yeah, and
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: I was out of sticks. Yeah, so I used my
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: finger as the dipper to leave it nice and gad.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: It's definitely not the first time you've done that.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: No, it isn't, but almost built for that. Honestly, I
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: was a little bit ashamed. Yeah, I was doing I
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: lowered my head. Yeah.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Did you use your pinky for like the end of it?
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: No, it was the aperture was wide enough that I
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: could go pin the pointer the whole time. Yogurt cups
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: the old yo plays. Sometimes when I would eat them
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: with a spoon, the the bottom wasn't flush enough, so
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: I would flip the spoon over and use the stem
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: of the spoon to get that last part of interesting.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: That it was that hungry.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: I justs were good yogurt, though Native American eat every
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: part of the buffalo thing.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean what was the those things must have
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: been what yogurt show pie with the red top?
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, get the pike flip.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I haven't had the flip flips into it.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: Like uh, like little crumbs.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Of chunk crust. The Chobani's, they were really doing some
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: interesting stuff. They were the e d M of yogurt.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: They still are. Yeah, every time I go to the
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: grocery store, I spent a while at the Chibani's.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Did you buy them though?
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just look slam them constantly.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: That's a good probiotics, that's a good dessert. There used
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: to be a Chobani store in Soho which you could
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: get funky kind of that's mixed up stuff. The candle
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: store was always yogurt based, but like.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Were they serving it up or was it just already
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: prepackaged rare?
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: No, it wasn't prepackaged. They'd make it for you top
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: to bottom.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: So I love a good store of a specific product
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: that usually you would only find in like a big
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: store are wal Mart or grocery store legos, I was
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: gonna say Yankee candle Lego store, like Yankee Candle you're
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: typically used to seeing it at like a target Legos
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: Legos Lego store is fine, but it's like have you
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: ever been Have you been into a Lego store?
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think I'm allowed. You have to have
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: a childhood company.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: No, you don't know.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: It's like Hershey Park.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's those little water fountain parks in Brooklyn.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: It is a little It is like you can get
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: some pretty cool sets. You get a pretty good you
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: definitely like a millennial falcon or something like.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: That millennial falcon. Yeah, and what is it? How is it?
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: How is it pronounced? That was the falcon that was
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: released in two thousand? How is it pronounced millennium? Millennium falcon?
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: Like millennial falcon?
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Better?
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: It sounds better, But do you get that? But then
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: also it's a lot of like they just have like
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: individual pieces, Like dudes show up there to be like
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: I need a I need a I need a two
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: by six red and then they just single they like
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: you can get a lot of people go and get
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: like single pieces, single chunks, Like they have baskets, so
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: they have these big buckets of just like single I
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: haven't been in a very long time. It might be different. Now.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: They might not be still, but they probably aren't still
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: selling Legos by the individual piece. I can't imagine that's
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: that profitable.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: No, that's the penny candle.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to think of other the Jaquiita banana
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: stores a great specialized one. It's just rotting bananas. Lego
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: stores like fun.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: I feel like you guys are really brushing over the
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: Yankee candle store.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I've been to the Yankee Candle outlet before. I counted
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: in video the number of flavors variants of pumpkin candle. Yeah,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: and it's fucking insane. It's a very white pumpkin and
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: pumpkin pie.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: You could get lost in the Yankee Candles for hours.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: It's not like Lego where there's like fucking exhibits and
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: toys and rides and ship I feel.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: Like you guys are thinking of like a specific Lego
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: store rather than just Lego stores, because Lego stores are,
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: I think, are a lot more common than you guys think.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Maybe. Yeahyankee candles are on the side of every highway
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: in Montana.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: The Native Americans, So then I just have a very
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: hard time believing that.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: There's one in my hometown. Of Freeport, Maine, an outlet.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: That's much less surprising than every highway in Montana.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: I just think of it's like the Yankee Candle fireworks
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: store trading post Yankee candle.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: I don't agree. Start then, the last time I saw
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: a Yankee candle store was definitely.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know the regular stores. I don't know where
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: the regular stores are, but I know I always see
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: an outlet.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: There's always an outlet.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Get over your Yankee candle facts, because there are far
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: better candles. Have you ever had lit Labo? No?
• 25:38
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I will die on Yankee can.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Fig.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Yankee candle is a candle for the common man.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: No, see, that's what I'm saying. Like you're gonna eat
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: a cookie, You're gonna get a cookies and cream candle
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: for your apartment. Get the fuck out of here.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Dude, getting the worst? Are mask like the really masculine sense.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: That just yeah, boys sense.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: It's just like.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Blue try Sondhal number twenty two from Labo. They have
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: what are the other ones? Other really fancy candle makers?
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Roun some good ones?
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: Are you bringing round into this? Doesn't know I should
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: know this. She doesn't know big candles like you.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: As actually low culture that I only know Yankee candleman.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: He's not eating, he doesn't own, he's not getting a
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: fucking apple strudal candle.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: I think you're you're going a little too deep into
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: the fruit and the food flavors, like they have good
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: like like you could get like a nice like a
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: pine p Yeah, lavender.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: All extended, all of branch. Pine is a crossover between
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: where I'm talking and you're talking.
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: But that's what I never was, Like, I never went
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: into the Yankee candle store being like, I gotta get
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: the blue raspberry. What do you guys? Where's you guys?
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: Blue ras at? I want my apartment to smell like
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: sour patch kids.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I need the green Gator.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like obviously I was talking about like the traditional
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: candle scents.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: I need to know what some of these other great
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: candle stores are.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Honestly, my wife makes her own candles.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Does she.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's becoming a big thing.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: We're about to have to get rid of their candle
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: we don't have enough space for all the candle making stuff.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: It's about to be a sad, sad day. I'm trying.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I'm like make a bunch of like make up a
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: last batch before you. But candle making stuff is so
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: there's like four hundred pounds of it at my.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: Euse can't be there.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: You need all the wax that goes into the candles.
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: Got to be to make candles.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: It must.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: It has to cost less than one dollar. Okay, I got,
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: I got.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: You're making your own.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: You guys have four hundred dollars worth of candle stuff
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: for thousand.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Dip Teak. Dip Teak is the really nice candle maker
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: as is uh ASoP Ap makes great candles as well
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: as hands soap. And they have this one that's got
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: some granularity to it, some texture, SaaS I know. Hold
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: this is you? He knows about this.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Are you going through something personal?
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: What's going on? Why would you pick up your phone?
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: I'm telling this directly to you.
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: Because I got like nine different people that are asking
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: me shit about candles.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, tell them you're fucking working.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: I get your I did, they don't care.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Tell them, well, then you don't have to answer.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: If you're working, all right, I'll put my phone one.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I don't care about that.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: No, I do need to put it away on candles.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Tracking men, You know the big difference between a like
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: a seventy six dollars candle from dip Teek and whatever.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: The No.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: I've explained multiple times, I I don't know what, don't
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: know what these candle brands.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: All right, I'm missing a pine cone candle from my collection.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Oh go check the bargain bin.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: When you go to Target and you go to the
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: candle aisle, there's usually like they've got like one or
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: two Yankee candles lying around because they're hot. They go quick. No,
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: they go quick.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: That's because they produce them and nobody buys them.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: No, No, it's because they go fast. When you go
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: to the target aisle, the first thing you're looking for
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: is you want and you know what it is. It
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: has nothing to do with the scent.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: It's the jar.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: The Yankee candle has a superior.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: The candle like the candle will all melt down and
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: the wax will come up like the head of a beer.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: The candle never dies.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: The candle like the Eternal flame.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: It's exits very similar to the Eternal flame.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: I think I think that the Yankee candle burns, uh
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: not like it lopsided.
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: And I'm not and I'm not talking about the flat
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: you know, the one that has the flat lid. I'm
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: talking about the one that has the big round, the
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: glass knob lid. Yes, you rip it off, you rip
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: it off.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: It's it's air tight.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: Now you got pine pine radiating through your house, or
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: as Francis would assume, maybe like a maybe like a
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: train of watermelon at Prey ski cocoa, Like that's fun,
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: that's a fun scent, Like I love one that's like
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: cozy log cabin fire.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you're in your apartment and you're.
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: Just standing with your face right over it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Mmmm.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Actually, the candles my wife does bring home are fucking monsters.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: They are like punch bowls.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Those big ones, and yeah, those are great. But if
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: you got one from the nice places, they're about five
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: hundred bucks.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: She must be see, like that's something that is just dumb.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: I don't disagree.
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: Spend five hundred dollars on whack?
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Do you know where I buy expensive candles?
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: Cheese and make your own candle?
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: Do you know where I buy my expensive candles? Where eBay?
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: You buy used swear?
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: No, you're buying used candle.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Only used once. Well, I can see the wick is black.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: And it's all the way burnt.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: Out buying your candles on deep hop.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: The thing about buying a better expensive candle is that
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: they burn more slowly and more evenly.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: Do you trans Literally nothing you could tell me that
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: could convince me to buy a better expensive candle.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get you one.
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: You better not. That ship's going straight in the trash.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: Why would you do that? If I bought you an
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: expensive candle, you'd throw it away.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: I would say, return this. I would never keep I
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: don't bring it the wrong way I go, I go,
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: bring it to the back of the store and get
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: my money back. Get then I would give you half
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: the money.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah you're big on that, aren't Yeah, returning your friend's
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: money and keeping old piece for yourself.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I got so many d ms with people asking me
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: to send them the PlayStation controller.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: I'm not.
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: It's not for sale. Speaking of PlayStation, I had some troubling.
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: Uh stuff happened last night?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: I finally I had to do it. I had to
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: buy a new PlayStation.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: You did? Yeah?
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: It was cooked. When I got home. I couldn't get
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: it to.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Work because they were jostling it around in DSA.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: Probably you buy.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: A new PlayStation every month. And you're not willing to
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: spend more than five bucks on a candle.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, you're spending five hundred on a PlayStation when
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: you should be getting a three wicked punch.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know who sells PlayStations eBay? Really? Yeah, you
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: add two things to your cart, new place for three
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: and a camp.
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: And you probably you could probably throw on a third
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: for free discount.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, bundle.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: You gotta get a candle sponsorship. I'd love to do
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: our podcast with just like one hundred candles.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: There. Customers who purchased a gently use PlayStation also purchased
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: La figue.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: But uh, what I was gonna say roun was that
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: now I have another controller. It's big.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Controller.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: I now have another one.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: You have a fifth controller?
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Yes? Oh yeah, this is the Spotify candle.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: Let me see that. Let me get my paws on that,
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: because I can't imagine Spotify is putting out a cheap candle,
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: and I could that's actually a hot that's a hot one,
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: because I'd like we get that on eBay for like
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: a thousand bucks.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Do you see this wick? It's too long. If you
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: leave it that long, the flame will be high and
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: that's going to cause it to burn unevenly. Even this.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: You see see how it's burned a hole in the middle.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not good, But I think that's it could be
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: due to the poor The poor of the wax has
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: to be even as well.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: One time, when I was in high school, I was
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: in my room and I had a candlelight and I
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: wanted to uh, and I blew it out, and then
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: I wanted to relight it, and I picked it up
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: to relight it, and I forgot that I had just
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: blown it out, and all of the hot wax spilled
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: all over my bed. It was impossible to remove.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you think that's bad, try having a never mind.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Why did I can't believe you had candles in your room.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: That doesn't strike me as a very you thing to do.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: Picking up flame.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: We once took a party Bushican.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: That's the only scent I'm getting his fire.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: And we paid our buddy on the way. They had
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: that someone had gotten strippers for the party bus to
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Mohican Sun. And we paid our buddy like two hundred
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: bucks to have her drip hot wax.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: All over his bare back, which I guess is nice.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: That was what I was going to say, is that
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: is that a.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: I guess people find that sexual.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm not into it.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Have you tried it?
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: No, you might be, you might fucking like it might
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: change your life.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: I think that's just one of those things where assumptions
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: and sometimes.
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: You might go homeless if yeah, yeah, that could be
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: one that like really impacts your life in a negative way.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: How much you get hot wax on your back once
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: and then you find out that you literally you've never
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: loved anything as much as you love You have.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Been orgasmic, right, You've been like you just get a limitless.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: For how you come.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: It fully ruins your life, It might, dude, if you're
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: just only what if you're only using one tenth of
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: your cumb and there's ninety percent more. Yeah, and all
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: you need to get it out is the hot wax
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: on your back. Like we're gonna be doing our podet,
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: We're gonna be waiting in here, Like where the fuck
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: is Francis? He's laying again, Tomas. He shows up, his
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: back is covered in wax.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: What looks like the Blue Man group. I was busy.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: Francis is a getting out of control man.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: His shirt sticking to his back because he's just coated.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: You smell like pine all the time.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I wonder if people pick the scent when they get
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: it drizzled all over them, or they'll just take whatever.
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: I think just go candle stick, which I believe are
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: typically scentless.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: How are you horse today? But you weren't yesterday.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: I'm very horse today.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I think I've just been yapping.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: I've been fucking yapping. Oh yeah, your show, Yeah, just
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: yeapp yesterday.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: I'm not really liking how much success your show is having.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: We fall back to every other.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Week with that. Yeah, it's not that much success.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: He's got like thirty thousand subscriber I.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Saw that I had. I'm not gonna lie it was
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: a little trouble. You're hearing footsteps. It's not there's some
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: fucking lumbering footsteps.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: Time to shut it down.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Different.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: That's that slapshot of comedy. That's three stooges comedy. It's
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: all physical comedy. I'm basically like getting a hit in
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: the back of the head with a two by four.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: We're gonna make an offer them. We're gonna see if
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: we can buy you out. Tell you what turned that
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: into a son of a Boydad clips channel.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: And this guy. We're leaving you in the dust now
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: until you start deciding to post again.
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Year of Francis, What the hell I posted this weekend?
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: You don't post. Ship when you do, it goes.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was actually great this weekend that.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: You one tweet. Yeah, that weekend for you.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: What it is is you got to get out into
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: the world and just like go to events.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: You gotta go live a little.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: He's right, you're gonna go to You just have to
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: go to like the NCAA tournament and ship and just
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: like do one bang of a tweet and it will
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: pay for itself.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: It won't.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: That's my understanding of the Internet. It will it won't.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: Why the whole reason I stopped tweeting was because it
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: did not pay for anything.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: I could see you on catching some of your tweets
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: and inviting you to come be.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Part of Oh yeah, his Saudi.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: The Department of Government Efficiency is huge. Hey, listen, we'd
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: like you to be our next speaker at the Dubai
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: World Leader event.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: I could see Cash Betel seeing some of your tweets
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: and joining inviting you to join the FBI.
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: That would be sick.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: I think that you could definitely like.
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: Counter terrorism or what's a what's a position that you
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: could get offered that with zero hesitation. You'd be like,
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: I'm quitting comedy, I'm quitting the podcast. I'm going to
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: do this.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: It would be sick to be a spy if someone
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: just life was like you, you, we need a spy.
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: But in English speaking, Francis can never be a spy
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: because you look too much like a spy. In Saudi Arabia,
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: I don't like they'd be like this, dude's clearly defense.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's that's not that's not because I look
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: like a spy. It's because i'm the I'm white and
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: have red hair. I could never be a spy because
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: my features are too overt.
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: No, I think it's because you look like a spy.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: I can't blend in exactly because you're a spy. Spies
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: blend in.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: I could be a spy.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Spies blend in.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: I could be a spy.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: It's Bond, James Bond, and they're like, yeah, no, we know,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: we know you, we spotted you.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: You could. You could be a spy more more readily
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: than I could. But that's because your features are less
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: noticeable distinctive.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: You're saying he is the worst jaw line.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: If you asked a sketch artist to draw. If someone
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: saw me, you know, passing in one second, and they
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: asked the sketch artist to draw me, and you saw
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: the the rendering, you'd say, oh, that's Francis. Yeah. If
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: someone said, yeah, this kid, I don't know he he's
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: wearing Patriots pajamas, and it.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Would be outfit determinative, not pajamas.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: It would be my point being, we wouldn't be able
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: to pick you out from your sketch.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: I don't know about that, but I do think I
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: would have a better time. I think I would have
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: a better chance being a spot than you do. But uh,
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: go back to the original question, because I think that
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: people wouldn't expect me to be a spy.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you'd be the kind of spy that just
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: fucked their way into information.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you'd just be.
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: I'd be fucking everybody.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I think that's what Obama's cook was the one that died.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: You think he was a spy that was fucking him
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: for information.
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: No, I think he was just fucking for the love
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: of the game. And then it got too it got
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: too real.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Just accidentally became a spy. Yeah, he wasn't spying to fuck.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: He was to spy, yeah, but just for lad love
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: of the game.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my answer is spy, though, spy, what's yours?
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: That would not have been my answer. Does it have
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: to be like a government job?
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: No, it could be anything like someone messages you today,
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: you get an email on your personal email and they're like, Francis.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: For you GM of the Celtics, that would be amazing.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Are you saying is it something that in a perfect
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: world I would actually be well suited for that job?
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: I could do it.
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: No, you're taking You're taking a risk.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: That I think I could succeed in. Yes, well that's
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: obviously not GM of the Celtics. Then no, A, you're kidding.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: I think that job is lot easier than people think.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: I don't think it is.
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: I think it's hard to get the job.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: I don't think that job you just click chips.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: I think once you get the job, you just go
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: on chat GBT and you're like, should Jason stay to
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: Jason Tatum to.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Stay or.
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: Jason Statham's stay? What should we do with Jalen Brown
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: in the off season. Keep them all right, that's what
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: we're gonna do.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: What was I gonna say, Okay, well you guys talk
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: because I have to think about this a job that
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: I would leave what we do for without a moment's hesitation.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Would you go ash? Would you do astronaut if they
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: offered you it?
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: No? See, that's because I wouldn't succeed at that.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: I don't say you would succeed, say you would succeed.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Well, that's a big difference.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: You're gonna succeed no matter which one you do.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: Veterinarian really, yeah, you just get in so much trouble
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: killing dogs if you don't have that degree.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: It is the carte blanche of killing.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: It's like being a cop. Like we are the only
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: people legally allowed to actually kill people. So you have
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: to take advantage killing a horse holy shit, and having
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: it be humane.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I was about to say that being padded on the.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Back because you put a horse down, that's a big mammal,
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: huge to take the life from. Watch it fades.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: It's like six humans.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I think a mortician, if you're going
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: in that bane, I think you could be great at it.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: But they're already dead.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Is the only problem I think Whitewater Rafting Guide being
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: outside all the time. I really admit.
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: That's the gig that would you'd put everything behind you
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: for now you're living. Now, you're living whitewater Rafting Guide salary.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: You're probably only working two months out of the year.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: Let's reconsider.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they all become they all work in like
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: they all become.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: You're dealing with an overweight mid Western lady who just
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: like decides halfway want to go back.
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: He has no idea how to swim either.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: They they know I would do it on the middle
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: fork with the salmon.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: What about an Olympic whitewater rafter?
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: Is that a thing?
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: That's cool? But that seems dangerous anyone who's actually a kayaker,
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: you know that's what they're we're talking about. The training
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: for that is dangerous.
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: But yeah, I guess mine will probably something like that too,
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: though I'd probably do like fly fishing guide.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go. Think I would enjoy that at outside.
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: All the time, maybe all my own fly shop. That'd
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: be cool.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: And you make you don't make a ton of money,
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: but you don't need money. Now you're out of your house,
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: your fifteen bedroom mansion in Wyoming. Yeah, costs three hundred grand.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and there's like six people living in it that
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: are all paying ten thousand dollars a week to live there.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. Yeah, and then you ski in the winter.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: I mean that'd be sick. I think. I think any
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: job that would get me out of New York City
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: and allow me to be outside all the time, yeah,
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: would be pretty nice.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Right, You don't me both of you and that spy
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: is way sick or both were like decided to be
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: middle school teachers.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, I was gonna go because, well, the Francis
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: point of changing it to something that you could actually
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: do changed my opinion because I was going to say,
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: like NFL something like wide receiver or something like that.
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: But obviously I can't do that.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: You'd have to be like an offensive guard. Yeah, you
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: could do it, but you have to be like three
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifteen pounds.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah. We also know how uncomfortable you get impersonating NFL players,
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: do I certainly if you're at a casino, true sit.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Around freshly on your ass.
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: I didn't even remember it at first.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: How does this shakeshack look to you? Fellas? It's so good?
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: I had that burger earlier.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Looks good.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Burger has a little bit of spice to it.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: Shakeshack really likes to. Uh you ever walk by a
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: Shakeshack The.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Smell that they pump into the they're.
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: Pumping it, right, they're definitely pumping. There's no way that's
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: that's just coming straight from the kitchen. They're pumping.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: It's so attractive, they have to be pumping it. I
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: think certain stories pump smell.
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: Dude, I could catch a Shakeshack from four blocks away.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: You're just like.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Cartoons.
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's genuinely what you You You're walking through
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: the city and you're like, there's a Shakeshack somewhere around here.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the best. Smells so good, it's amazing. So
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: I wonder, who's the first one to do that to
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: pump Starbucks?
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: What the fuck would Starbucks be pumping being sale?
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: I think they do that. I think they do perfume
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: their stores with coffee smell.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: They're not pumping the food. They're not pumping the egg
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: bites smell just smells like eggs, Like, oh, I need
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: a fucking coffee.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: I'm still thinking about this. I think this is a
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: really good question that you asked, it's.
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: Really not that crazy of a question what your job is.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I think it has to be something that is within
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: your body type, but you would be successful at it,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: and I don't think you have to be restricted to
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: the salary of it.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Part of me thinks, uh, you know,
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: being a being a like a selling really really highly
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: coveted woodworking on Etsy.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I was thinking some kind of wo or just like
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: what if you had like a a wood shop in
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: like Florence or something like on the side of a
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: cobble stone road and you're just like sawing making a
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: different chair every.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: Time or something like that.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Craft craft, true craftsmen's people.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: There's some people that run like guiding fla fishing guides
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: in like the Bahamas, and they literally just live on
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: like a shack in the Bahamas and.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: People just come.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: But there's also they also do get like wiped out
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: by hurricanes like once in five years, and they have
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: to like start their entire business from the ground up.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: You think they're trying to meet a girl on a
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: on the tour or something like that.
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: You think that's what they do.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I'm asking or like, how do they because obviously if
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: they had a woman in their life, they'd have a
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: nicer home. So do you think that they're looking for
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: love out there or do you think they're just looking
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: for lust?
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: I never have considered any of those things.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: The protagonists in Hemingway's posthumous novel Islands in the Stream
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: lived on an island in the Caribbean and painted.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: He was a painter and paint blue.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, landscapes mostly. But I think everyone really liked
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: his work, and he seemed to live a very good life.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: His sons would come to visit him and he would
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: fish with them, havingway well, all of his protagonists were
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: always some version of himself.
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: Oh, a broadcast like an NFL broadcaster would be a
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: sick job, like a black I played by play commentator.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: But you're British, Yeah, you see that.
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: You see those British guys with the coop British Jan's touchdown. Yeah,
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: they were unreal. And why is it always in every
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: other people anyone that's not American is better at that job?
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: You know? I say that we have some pretty good
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: announce We have some pretty good announcers.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: We Kevin Harlan's the best yeah, but I can never
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: remember his name.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: The college football No, not him, he's too over the
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: top for me. The guy who does the National Championship
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: college football, I.
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: Don't know, Kirk, it might be him. Yeah, Kevin Harlan
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: is the best. He's the one that does the He's
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: like the you know, the Lamar clip where he runs
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: the touchdown back for like sixty yards and he does
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: the spin move and then he goes and now he's
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: got an entourage. He is Whodini. That guy's great. Kevin
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: Harlan's the best.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: He is really good. But at the same time, you
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: say that Gus Johnson is too over the top, But
• 47:09
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• 47:12
  Speaker 1: can't understand anything, we're saying, we're enjoying how over the
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  Speaker 3: True, go.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Like that shit is awesome. That rules what Gus Johnson does.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Ye know, Gus Johnson's were like, yeah, he just goes guttural.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Al Michaels maybe forty years.
• 47:33
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• 47:38
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• 47:41
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• 47:43
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• 47:45
  Speaker 1: sixty five. Yeah, different times they carried him off the field.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: There's like that iconic clip. Well, yeah, you have my phone.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: We traded phones. I don't want to just give.
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: Me the protein bar. I don't want to pull up
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: the Kevin Harlan clips. I gotta hear it.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Just give me the protein barb.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: I'll pull up my guy because I really like my guy.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: And you guys are gonna know who I'm talking.
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: Let's compare guys. Everyone give a clip from their guy.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Erods, Squatchini, Melos, he is whodeni.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, very good.
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: Seven yard touchdown run by the magical quarterback Lamar Jackson.
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  Speaker 3: Just watch this good thing.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: I mean, it doesn't get it's like transit. He doesn't
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: get much better than that.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: He my favorite guy.
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: Now he's got an entourage.
• 48:54
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• 48:58
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• 48:59
  Speaker 5: What one of his best calls in my it's actually
• 49:03
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• 49:19
  Speaker 1: That is that he is a nice voice and he's
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: excitable as hell.
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: Not bad, not bad, not Kevin Arlin, but not bad.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: He's really good. He's really good. The first one didn't
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: do it justice. He's amazing. I love Chris Valor. He's
• 49:38
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• 49:46
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• 49:50
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• 49:53
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• 49:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's definitely what it is.
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  Speaker 9: Umst what was it a streaker video?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: The streaker Kevin Harlan, Yeah, yeah, the play by play
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  Speaker 5: the police.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, let's let's move on because I don't you know,
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's a very good topic.
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: I thought it was a great topic.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: I just think you're playing fucking voiceless imageless clips. People.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: People know it. Yeah, I did it too to humor you,
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: but as I was doing it, I thought, this is
• 53:45
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  Speaker 5: You did it and then you realized how much worse
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: your pick was than mine, and then you immediately were like,
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 3: I think, I think I thought. I think. I thought,
• 53:52
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• 53:54
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  Speaker 5: I really think like you tried to compare to Kevin
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  Speaker 5: Harlan and you just were like, there's nothing.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: To compare to. I'm not going to bicker with you.
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  Speaker 3: That's you and Rowan territory.
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: We don't have to picker.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: You have taken the bicker torch.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying he doesn't want to bicker as long
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: as you say he won the argument. Yeah, he's like,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have to argue about this. Just tell me
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: that I'm right.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: I'm not holding the anymore. You two are passing the bigger.
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: But you know that, you know that, Kevin, I like
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: my picks. Who was your pick? I don't even remember
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: you having a pick.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: Just like saying the Spanish words.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, see, now you want to see some growth?
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: Your guy was better?
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah he was good bye a lot.
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• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Did he get out of that one?
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: I did ask get out of that one? I haven't
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: been able to smell this candle the whole time, though.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: No, it's not very senseless.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Spotify clearly better at music.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, stick to music, all right, Leave podcasts.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Leave the candles to the fucking pros.
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: Bet Joe Rogan got a nice smelly candle.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, he probably got like a like a totem pole
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: of a candle. He probably got a three story candle.
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: They probably got smokeless fireplaces.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: I have one of those. Yeah, I like those? Do
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: you like it? Yeah, it's great. There's so yeah, maybe
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: the big one. They're like this big, my big. I
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: have one big one and it's pretty big. I mean
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: you can fit a couple of logs in there and
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: they burn hot. They create a lot of heat and
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: they burn clean. And then I also have as a
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: as a what's called a I think it's called a
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: T gift. When you play in a member gaess golf
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: tournament or something, they'll often give you a bag of
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: swag and something on the first tee. And the T
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: gift for one of these tournaments I played in was
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: the small space heater sized solo stove. Like hell, it's
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: a low T gift and it's cool. You can put
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: that on a on a dining table outside or something
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: and it creates heat.
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: For the kind of sucks that you got to play
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: eighteen holes with it though, just lugging around a fucking fireplace.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: There's a links course.
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: Dig Yeah, I guess I'll just carry this stove for
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: eighteen holes.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: And the clubs, I guess I'll just take two clubs and.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: Then over your back and you're just logging a fucking
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: four hundred pounds stove.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: They were small, they were do you have any wood
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: you want?
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: The three or the There we go, there we got
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: some good ass GoF shi?
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: What are you three or five?
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: Man? I never I never even carried a five, nor
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: did I.
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: I don't carry a five wood. I have a three
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: wood and a hybrid.
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: What what is your hybrid?
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: It's probably a three hybrid?
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because if you're gonna hit your five, you might
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: as well hit your nine iron. No, not even close
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: or three iron. I haven't played golf.
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: And maybe if you're going to hit a five wood,
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: you're definitely not hitting a nine iron.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Well, I guess. I guess you're nine stupid. I guess
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: are way different than yours. Wait, I hit an I
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: hit a nine probably about two seventy five.
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be the world record for sure.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Did you?
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: What happened to you? Why are you? Why are you
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: in this mood? What mood? You're in a mood?
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: No?
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: One not dumb.
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: I just like piling on like there's no pile.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: You are the pot.
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: I was waiting for you to hop on with me.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: I don't ever do that, As I said, I thought
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: we were.
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: We were kind of ragged all on him about his
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: laugh about his lack of golf knock.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: As the two golf guys.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: But that's very ungolfly.
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: You know who should you should literally like being like, well,
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: why would I hit my five irons? I get I
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: know when I was gonna hit my potter.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Who would be a funny person for you to call?
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Maybe hit a beef and we could all laugh about it.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Somebody who will really pile on?
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Did you see the video?
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: Call my old golf coach.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, call him and just see it. He'd be like,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: this fucking dumbass that I'm working was just compared to
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: five five wood to a nine iron.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: You got mischief coming out your ears right now.
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: Being a coach for a sport would be cool.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: Mischief.
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: Go back to the jobs.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: You couldn't be mischievous as a coach. There's no mischievous
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: coaches managers in baseball.
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: Maybe yeah, it's definitely mischievous coaches, Bill Belichick, you're itching
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: for a fight. I'm not.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: Just like when when Grant crossed the Rapentan River to
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: take on Lee. Yeah, which began the campaign right here, Richmond.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: And you keep on fucking keep on dancing on the rope, Panton.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: I'll find the river.
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: Hold on nothing I'm not used to.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: That won't be doing it all to be one.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gonna do a little historical fact check here,
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: how's the new station, the rapid rapid dan.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: River, Francis, I think we're gonna move topics.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: That's all it is, though.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: I think we're gonna move on.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: We're not gonna play a thirty second you know, telling
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: of that story.
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: And be like, see, hey, Francis, it moved on.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna play the name of my favorite rivers or
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: on to the next I'm about to play the pronunciation
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: of some of my favorite rivers.
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: What are your top three rivers given to me?
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: U schoogle m hm, the Delaware and the mighty Monongahela.
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: Oh, very good choices, thank you. Delaware is definitely top
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: three for me.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: I have a home base Mississippi and Missouri. I mean
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: those are betas Chattahooch tattooch.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Is nice waits Which ones are your top three?
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: Definitely Delaware because I fish off of the branches of
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: the Delaware when I'm in New Jersey and I really
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: want to fish the Madison River in Montana. That sounds
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: very fun. I like the Chattahoochee. H you know the song?
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Have you ever set foot in it?
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: Or have you? Have you seen it fallen? I fell
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: into it.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, really, up to my neck, the actual Chattahoochee, the.
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: Actual chattooch And it was right after they had any coal.
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: I breakout.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: What I love most about rivers the same river twice
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: because it's always moving. Let's poke, honest, that's good. I
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: got you singing a musical song. No, and you didn't
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: even know what this entrapment. You've fallen right into my trap.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: No one knows, Pocahon, it's better than me.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: What I love most about rivers is you can't stay.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Have been the same river twice?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: You can.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: Actually, that's like one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: Roast her ass, South Branch of Aridon. Been in that
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: shit fucking one hundred times.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: What's your top three, Francis as you list fifteen.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: Middle Fork of the Salmon great. I guess more broadly,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: we could just say the Salmon, but the Middle Fork specific.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Where's that Idaho?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: Oh, really, you've been there.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: We've talked about this.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: I always assumed you were talking about the Salmon River
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: in upstate New York.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: No, you've been to Idaho, down the Middle Fork of
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: the Salmon River in Idaho.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: Really, that's like one of my dream places together.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: It's amazing. It's amazing.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: You want to hear a funny story. I might have
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: told you this. So when we were we were trying
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: to plant a fishing trip like a couple of years ago,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: and we were all extending like spots, and I was like,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: my friends were all sending spots out west because they
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: all live out there. And I was like, guys, I
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: feel like we're really like, uh, we're really like brushing
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: away from the East Coast, like Upstate New York, Vermont, Maine,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: like there's really good fishing spots, Like we could try
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: to go to one of these places. And I sent
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: the Salmon River and I was sending photo sending photos
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: of this because the Salmon River in upstate New York
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: is like one of the best rivers for steelhead in
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: probably all of the East Coast. So I was sending
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: the Salmon River and I'm like, guys, we got to
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: check out, like and I was sending photos with like
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: the mountains, and I was like, I was like, this
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: is incredible, Like this is. I was like, this is
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: three hours away from New York City, Like why don't
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: we go here? And then Bo looks it up and
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: he was like, dude, that's the Salmon River in idem
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: And I was sending screenshots of the Salmon River in
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: Idaho being like.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: This is this is four hours away from you never
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: visit me?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: In my defense, if you look up the Salmon River
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: on Apple Maps, it comes up with the Salmon River
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: in upstate New York, but it comes up with photos
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: of the Salmon River.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It was incredible. I was probably ten or eleven,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: and it was just one of those big, big groups
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: and it was like my whole family we went.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Is your parents? Are your parents pretty good? At uh?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: At Whitewater Rafting.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, before it there was whatever twelve
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: people on a boat with a guide, mostly the big
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: the big ones are just kind of bouncing down the river.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: There's not a lot of issues or need to, you know,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: be particularly skilled. However, on the on the second day,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: I think it was like a week long trip and
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: the the out you know, the guides and some some whatever.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: The people who were curating the trip would go ahead
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: and set up the tents at the end of the
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: day way down the river for where you would stay,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: and then we'd have it at night. We'd have group
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: dinners and I don't know, they are probably like forty people.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Were you sitting on the ground or were you cross have.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: Little folding tables and set up and you know, his
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: family style. It was cool, but everything was outside. You
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: camped every night. Yeah. But on the second day, uh,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: they brought out these things called duckies, which were the
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: inflatable kayaks, and they were about six or seven of them,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: and I always wanted to be in the duckies. So
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: first day I was in a ducky and the middle
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: fork of the salmon has I think class three rapids, yeah, probably,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: you know. Do you know what how the the highest classification?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: Four?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: Or five? I think it's five.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: It's nine dumb ass, but five is like full blown waterfall?
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: Wrong, wrong, I wasn't.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you were going to say ten. I don't care
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: if it if you were ten guys, So apologize, you apologize.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: You're cutting him off and being disrespectful. Please please shut up, okay,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: round apologize, I'm sorry.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: So I don't want that from you. It's him, You're
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: this guy.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: So I'm fascinated by the story. I want to hear.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: Well, the duckies would come out and and what's a ducky?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: The inflatable kayaks so hesting. So it's just me and
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: let's just talk.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm ten years old and we're going down Class
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: three rapids. The first one when I go down flip
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: really yeah. We got helmets and we got life jackets on.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: But now you're floating and they've get They've told you
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: try to float feet first down the kind of thing.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: But the rabbits are pretty serious. I mean, you're bouncing around.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: You know why you go feet first? I do know, Yeah,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: so you can fend off rocks with your legs. Oh,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: I thought it was because if you go feet if
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: you go head first, there's a chance your feet get
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: caught and then you're just head first, just getting pushed
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: down into the water.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: There may be truth to that, but you know. Yeah,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: So so whatever flipped, you know, rush down the river,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: get past the set of set of rapids and they
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: pick you up. They fish out fine. It was fine.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: It was exhilarating. It was fun. On the last day,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: it's the final day, I got enough people that had
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: their turn in the duckies that I got to go again. Yeah,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: and I wanted to go again. And we're going and
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: and it's kind of low key, it's not particularly hard rapids,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: and I'm just sort of floating and I go through
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: one and then my ducky turns sideways and I go
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: sideways over a rock, a rock rabbit, and that immediately
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: flips me and I land in the eddie, you know
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: the swirl where the water comes around the rock and
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: then comes back down. Yeah, And the boat, the little
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: boat flipped on top of me, and it was upside down,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: so the water was pulling me down and I'm under
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: the boat and I'm drowning, drowning, fully drowning, ye, screaming.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: And one of the guys, this Australian guy, they were
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: in proper whitewater rafting kayaks and really knew what he
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: was doing. And he was banging on the top of
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: the ducky with his paddle, saying get out, get out,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, I can't, you know, I'm ten, So
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: were you breathing because I was getting like lungfuls of yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: I'm wearing a life jacket, but the water was so
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: powerfully pushing me down and somehow they ended up flipping
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: the boat back over and uh, you were.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: Out of the boat though, right, You weren't like I'm
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: under the boat.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: No, no, yeah, there were no. It was a bullshit kayak.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: It was not a well that there was no skirt.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: I couldn't do a role, which I've since learned how
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: to do, by the way, And it's really fun.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, kayaker, I.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: Know I would like to get back into kayak.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: Is that a real thing.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, But it's like on courses though it's almost like indoor.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: It's like two. It's like a tight ass course.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: But I'll never I'll never forget that moment. That was
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: probably the most scared I've ever been in my life.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: To this day, I can think about that and the
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: feeling of being being trapped into that boat. But last thought, uh,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: one of the you know, it was so well curated
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: this whole trip. And on the third or fourth they
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: my grandpop father came and he's an avid fly where
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: he was an avid fly fisherman. Uh, and they had
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: set up one of the whiteworder rafting boats to be
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: just this lazy drifting one with seats on it, where
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: a lot of the older people and the guys who'd
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: like to fly fish could fly fish off the boat
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: as they went down the river. So there's all kinds
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: of different things that you could do on that whitewater
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: rafting trip. At one point we passed under a drawbridge
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: like this rope bridge that connected the right bank of
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: the river to a cattle farm on the left, and
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: we saw a mountain lion stalking across the ridge to
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: go presumably kill a fucking live livestock, a cow or whatever.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: Super cool wildlife, BirdLife. Only sad thing was that there
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: was a lot of devastation from forest fires. And that
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: was like twenty five years ago before. I can imagine
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: it's way worse now. But it was truly a formulative experience.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: That's pretty sick. I want to go there, so awesome.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: All right, second favor, let me show you.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: Let me show you just so I can show you
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: that I wasn't being no, we believed you.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: I don't think that that was something that we.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: Were Salmon River, Hamilton County, New York. And then these
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: are the photos of the river.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Well, that looks fucking incredible. Those I mean the mountains
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: in the background.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: This is not in upstate New York.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. There was a guy on the our trip who
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: had played five seasons in the NFL as an offensive lineman, damn,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: and he did it. Every night. Someone would kind of
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: give a talk if there was someone interesting in the
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: group about what they had done, and I remember being
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: the most excited to hear his story. But that was
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: the first time I learned that like NFL players, most
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: of them do not have oh yeah, fifteen year careers
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: and make tons of money. Because he was like, yeah, four,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: season three, I tore my achilles. Season four, I broke
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: my tricep. Yeah, then it was a wrap. I made
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: six hundred thousand dollars.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're like, and I just fucked.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: I mean, I guess I don't want your autograph.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Shack, you kind of are fucked when that happens
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: to you. Yeah, because it's like you didn't get you
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: probably got a degree in some bullshit thing.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, they want to be in twenty four like
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: everybody else that's twenty four. I don't think it's that.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're fucked. If you played three years
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: in the NFL. The connections you have are probably incredible.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: If you even if you made league minimum for three years,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: you've made over a million dollars by the time were
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: like twenty four. There's nothing that's true. I don't think
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: you're exactly fucked. But I mean, if there's some people
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: who don't have transferable skill sets or like who just
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: blow through the money like it's always going to be there. Yeah,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: there's probably some people who come out broke. But I mean,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: this seems like this guy had to wherewithal.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: He was on the Salmon River. He's probably.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: Probably started to use car sales, yeah, a lot in Texas,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: and you know, because he was this gigantic, likable guy.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's your second two favorite rivers?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: The Socco River in Maine. I want to go with
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: a local home favorite for me. Yeah, well, respect like
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: the Socco River and your third Soccer river. You could
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: do a lazy river down flowed nice and easy.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: You could get some in or tubes like that, like
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: the school same same laser river type of thing. I love.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: That's incredible. That's an elite activity.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I've become a fan of well, any
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: real river that is runs through a city or adjacent
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: to a city that you can actually swim in because
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: it's still clean. I'm always very impressedra That's exactly what
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: I was thinking of. What it's not? I think so
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: the one that's in Austin. Yeah, I think that's so
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: cool that they do those huge flotillas on hot days.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: Everyone goes out there, you.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Run a kayak. You're in the middle of the downtown.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: Are you doing Atlanta anytime soon?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: Now, if you do, go check out the Chattooch.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: Can you swim in it? Yeah?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: That's cool, but that's not it doesn't split the downtown,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: does it.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: No, but it's really nice.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Chicago River is like the idea that you can just
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: take boats through personal boats is kind of nice.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's cool. What are what are other big city
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: that have a swimmable river in them as a body
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: of water.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Milwaukee as the river through the middle of it definitely
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: not swimmable.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's I know European cities.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: Have you've seen that click of that city. I think
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: it's in Austria where people will commute to work by
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: floating down the river.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: They puts incredible.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: They put their like work belongings in a waterproof bag
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: and just float down the river. Now, that's awesome though,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: the coolest thing ever.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: How do they get home though? Walk they have to
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: take the sixteen mile loop.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: Of the river. It may be that they actually get
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: home that way.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: That would be an awesome way to like end the
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: day decompressed, decompressed, just floating in the water suit.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so cool, tom Ford, awesome, I love it. Yeah,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: that would be so I don't know. I mean, do
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: you think that that happens every day? Like there's like
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: traffic jams on the river because it's rush hour. No,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: if it's like raining, I'm sure people aren't fucking where
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: are they even getting? Like how are they restocking the
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: inner tubes? Are you blowing up? Are you carrying your
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: inner tube to work?
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: They're having inner tubes. I saw them just floating with
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: their inflatable where they're their bag of belongings, their waterproof bag,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: and then just floating down the river. I'm gonna pull
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: up a picture.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: There's any homeless people that just live on the float,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: Like they're just constantly flowing in a circle.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: Like people stay in the subway.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but they're just always floating.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, it would be nice, but does it is
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: everyone healthy to be in the water that long?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely how to.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: Swiss City hydrated basil and uh basil and burn The
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: workers commute in the in the river, not in a boat.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: Those are big city big cities, aren't they.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: That's pretty sick people just in burn?
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Is they just fucking float like bikers?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: And yeah? Yes, yeah, super cool.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: I've got another top three, but I'm not gonna I
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 5: don't really want to give up my honey holes like that.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: That's why I've kind of gone with just like well known.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: Ye say, that's fine, Like my top three are definitely different.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: I would put the Delaware in my actual top three.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: Great, it's historic, Yeah, Washington the best painting of a
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: river probably. What are what are the other good river paintings?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: There's got to be some Ruba colon ass fucking paintings.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: There's some really nice rivers out in Like whut in
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: uh uh? Like this Pacific Northwest?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: What river splits the Grand Canyon? Santa Fe?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: Is that?
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: What's the river that splits the Grand Canyon? Just exposed myself.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm embarrassed that I can't think of it either.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: Isn't it the Colorado? Yes?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: It's gotta be.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's the Colorado River.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: Boy, you don't know it.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: The Arkansas River in Colorado is a very nice river.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: The Colorado You were right, I'm more of a fan
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: of the Arkansas. You just had no idea runs through Colorado.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Never heard of the Grand Canyon? Have you no your first?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Happy, happy to learn you. It's actually beautiful.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: I'd love to see you.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: It's like three hours upstate of here. Yeah, it's really nice.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's like the where I went fishing in Pennsylvania.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: The uh what was that river called, like Pine River
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: or something like that. I don't evergo what it was called.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: But they call that area the Grand Canyon of Pennsylvania.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: M really, it's like they call it the Grand Canyon.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Pennsylvania, I think is a bunch of like tiny towns
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: that exist in different countries. Or there's like a Scotland
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: and then Aleppo, which is where Syria.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 5: Yep, aren't you from Pennsylvania? What?
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Yes? But what was that to do with it? Aleppo's
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: in like western Pennsylvania by Pittsburgh, got it? So what
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: was your point about me being from Pennsylvania. That's why
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: I knew the fact.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you said it like you were guessing.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: I'm saying where Aleppo is the actual city that it's referencing.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, smart ass amazing.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: I really had enough how to you?
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: This is just crazy to not be like up to
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: date on like Pennsylvania college you put your intention because
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: I'm starting to wonder if you're even from Pennsylvania. I
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 5: could see you being like a Jersey guy.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: Just one week together, and now this is exactly what it's.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: This is what it's been with me for him for
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: fucking ever, and it's eerie to hear it.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: I feel like I'm looking through.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: The looking glass that's someone else living my life and
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: I'm yelling out.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Like, oh.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: There are a lot of Jersey people that claim Philly.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: So I'm just starting and putting it all together. I've
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: got questions.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: Because I asked if Aleppo was in Syria.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: Why don't you give me your parents phone numbers? I'm
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: gonna make some calls after this check some info. Six
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: turns out his real name is Clarence. Clarence parents have
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: a real good marriage.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: Talk to me like this Cranbook is actually a private
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: school too.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: Really, I might need to get to the airport.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: Where are you going? You're going to golf, you son
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: of a bitch?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, where are you going?
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: I'm going out to Colorado for what? Skiing? Bastard?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so odd?
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: Should I go? Wan? Come?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: I got nothing this weekend?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: Come through.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: I thought I thought you were going to a city.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Now that awesome.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: Where you staying with your brothers?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: My buddy, Yeah, his family has a house out of
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: out near Beaver Creek.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: The idea of just randomly finding out Francis has.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: Like eight brothers, Mocky, Ricky, Tommy, Terry, Donny, and Brianna.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, me and my brothers are getting the house up.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: And you don't remember you dropped me off at my
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: brother's on the way home. Brothers, you knew it.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 5: Turns out Francis is the youngest by like twenty years.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: He's got like fucking sixty year older brothers.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, I have lots of property in Colorado. Oh yeah,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: how you said. When I was a kid, when I
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: was like six or seven, I used to tell people
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: that I had an older brother because I wanted one badly.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: I think anyone that didn't have a brother has done that.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: What it said said you had a one thousand percent
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: said I had brothers.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: I didn't say that. I don't have a brother. I
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: never said that.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know why I did. I don't know what
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: the and I was like, he's six eight and he skateboards.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: I wanted a brother so bad.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Those are just my thought. I guess
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: what I thought was cool being like a six eight skateboard.
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  Speaker 1: These six eight dudes even.
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  Speaker 3: Skateboard, get custom trucks, custom trucks, custom bearings.
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  Speaker 1: You're either six eight or you skateboard. Reinforced decks were
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  Speaker 1: five eight, you skateboard.
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  Speaker 5: Being a six eight skateboarder would be insane.
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  Speaker 3: How about a Zoo York deck? Where are you.
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  Speaker 5: Skiing this weekend? Give us the Mountain Veil Veil and
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  Speaker 5: Beaver Creek. That sounds so nice. Great, a lot of
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  Speaker 5: power down there, right.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't know exactly. They've had a pretty big amount.
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  Speaker 5: I've been talking. I've been talking to my connects out
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  Speaker 5: in Colorado, and they're saying it's pissing. They're saying it's
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: pissing powder all day.
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  Speaker 1: Is that even good? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Every time I talked to Peters, he's like he's like,
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  Speaker 5: we just got a foot. We got a foot last night.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just giving you a heads up. I wanted to
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: be like walking in, you're walking into some.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna bring out my boats. I'm bringing my powder boats.
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  Speaker 5: You ever you know you get the uh? I had
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  Speaker 5: these when I was really young. You ever get the uh?
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  Speaker 5: The really small skis.
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  Speaker 3: No, I didn't. I wasn't one of those guys.
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  Speaker 5: And get them. They're fun. I still haven't.
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  Speaker 3: I know those kids. Sometimes those kids ended up not
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: doing well in life though I had them.
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  Speaker 5: I'm doing great.
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  Speaker 3: We probably didn't have them long enough though I used
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  Speaker 3: them once. Yeah, there you go, kids who really thought
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  Speaker 3: that those were the things.
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  Speaker 5: See, I got them because I wanted to.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to.
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  Speaker 5: I wanted to use them in my yard and I
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: would build jumps on like a hill that.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: We had, and we all we all built jumps.
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  Speaker 5: The problem was with those skis. They're so small that
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  Speaker 5: they don't really bend. So you would go to hit
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: the jump and your skis would just go straight through
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 5: the base of the jump and you would just tip
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 5: right over. There's zero flex to them at all. So
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: I had to bring out the armandas they were what
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: they called ski skates something like that. They're fun though.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll get them.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 5: I'll bring I'll give them to wait, would you get
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: after that? The what my armadas?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: Nice? Yeah? I thought you said Armanda's I did.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: I fully did say that they did.
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  Speaker 3: You're always adding some consonants. Why not? I love it
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: the little spies, so.
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  Speaker 1: The Spanish do it a little till day All right, good,
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: good stuff, enjoy your flight.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you guys, appreciate joy your weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks. I'll see you out there. I'll be I'm coming
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: home a day early, so we record. When I say
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: day early, I mean it's a it's it's a long weekend,
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  Speaker 3: President's weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, stay out there.
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  Speaker 3: No, we're gonna come home on time.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck No, that's stupid. No, okay, somebody's gonna be the
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: crazy day.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm just saying, you guys, my Resident's day completely
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: you know you guys here, I am putting my President's
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 5: Day on the chopping block.
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  Speaker 3: You guys didn't make it home after the super Bowl,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: which I get, That's what I'm saying. But I am
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: going to come home a day early on a long
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: on a long weekend to make sure I can do all.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: Right, let's today stay, We'll put out the episode Wednesday. No,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: why who cares?
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: Because the fans cared? I care about that.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 5: We'll just put it out late on Tuesday. Again.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: No, I've already got my fights booked. I didn't even
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: I wasn't even planning to tell you guys this until
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: you guys all just we're like, yeah, I don't even
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: know if the Eagles are gonna let us come home
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: to record the pod.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: They're actually saying they want us to join the team.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: They want us to go down for thee They need
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: us riving the bus.
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  Speaker 3: And it's also one of those things too, where it's like,
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: I get why he had a hard time getting home.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: You couldn't tell you, but don't. I didn't have a
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: hard time. I didn't have a hard getting a whole weekend.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: Had nothing to do with the Super Bowl.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: I had not. I had.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: Went to the game, sat with an old man.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 5: I didn't have a hard time getting home. I went
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: home and barstool told me it was time to go.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: You flew home through another city and missed the flight.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 5: That's not true at all.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: You said you were flying home through Charlotte and you
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: missed the flight.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: I missed the flight to Charlotte. Never I never got
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: to Charlotte.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, whoops, I guess I'm saying it wrong.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: And and I would have got.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 5: I got, I got so different from what I said.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 5: You know what, when I landed, when I when I
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 5: when I landed, When I landed at JFK, I got
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 5: an email from Americans saying, welcome to New York. Because
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 5: I'm My flight landed the exact same time as that
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 5: other flight landed, So it didn't change anything, just made
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 5: it less inconvenient for me.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: I can't even follow. I don't know what we're talking.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: You're not even trying to follow, bro, I am, And
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 5: to be honest, I don't have time for this bullshit
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 5: right now to tell I gotta fight to tell your
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 5: ride that I have to catch right now. And you're
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 5: here picking my brain about fucking god knows what. You
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: don't have a flight to tell you, right, I wish
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 5: I did. I know you should go out there. It's
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 5: fucking awesome.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: It is awesome. All right, Thank you everybody.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 5: All right, We'll see you guys.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: Thanks coming up.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Boston, I'm gonna be in Boston next week.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 5: Atlanta too, and Atlanta the week after that.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: We'll be at New Brunswick stress Factory March eighth, and
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: then Providence in early April. That's all I've got right now.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: Punch up dot live, slash rights. Thanks everybody.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 5: By Harris had a website dot com.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: Bye what.
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