Latest / Notable Nostalgia / 75. Ally wrote a fake script for the 1992 film Munchie! (Munchie May!)
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- 0:04I'm Ali, I'm Andy, I'm Jeff, and I'm Maria. And this
- 0:09is notable nostalgia. What is up, nostalgia nerds? We are back continuing
- 0:16Munchie may Baby. Yeah, Munchie by the thing nobody asked for but not
- 0:21nostalgian gave it to you. Anyways, If you don't know what Munchie may
- 0:26is, go back one week as Andy wrote a fake script for the movie
- 0:29Munchie, the nineteen ninety two film that we've never seen. Basically, what
- 0:34we did is we saw the poster for Munchie, wondered what it was about,
- 0:37and Andy and I each wrote a script without actually seeing the movie.
- 0:41And we're borrowing from one of our favorite podcasts that we listened to called Never
- 0:44Seen It. And if you haven't checked out Never Seen It, it's a
- 0:48podcast. It's a podcast good hosted by comedian Kyle Ayers where he invites comedians
- 0:56on to write scripts for movies they've never seen. And so yeah, we're
- 0:59borrowed from that. We're a lot of fun with it. Last week Andy
- 1:02wrote a hilarious script that we all performed, and now we're gonna perform a
- 1:06script that I wrote. But joining us as a guest is Anthony. Anthony,
- 1:11We're glad you're here for this one as well. Glad to be back
- 1:15two weeks in a row real quick. Just remind folks what you do and
- 1:22what they should go check out. Hi, I'm Anthony O'Neil. I am
- 1:25part of a podcast, I guess that's what it's called. A podcast called
- 1:30Us She Broke the Multiverse, a game where we play test tabletop role playing
- 1:36games and every season it's a new game. So if you don't like Dungeons
- 1:40and Dragons, or if you're like I'm kind of tired of the Fantasy setting,
- 1:42head on one over to Lesson because we play test various games through episodic
- 1:48seasons, new dms every single time, tons of special guests, tons of
- 1:53extra stuff. Go check us out. And I'm also part of a podcast
- 1:57right here on the Big Door Price Network called The Averagers, starring Alie and
- 2:02Andy as well as myself. Go check that out. We just dropped episode
- 2:07three. Yeah, since this will come out later, Yeah maybe four.
- 2:12I go check us out. So much fun to do and we really want
- 2:15you, guess to listen. So that's it for me. Awesome, Well,
- 2:17y'all, I wrote this script and for some reason you didn't listen last
- 2:23week. So you don't know the drill, go look just google Munchie movie.
- 2:27It's the nineteen ninety two film and it has a picture of a family
- 2:30and a weird creature looking thing on a pizza. That's the best way to
- 2:36describe all we had to write this script today. All right, So Munchie
- 2:43is written by myself, Ali Ja Ward, and it's performed by the notable
- 2:46stout crew Rolls. Ali myself is going to do stage directions and Dad,
- 2:53Andy you are Norton aka Scientists one. No restrictions on accent anything. Just
- 3:00read it as everyone cool pizza worker is going to be Brooklyn accent and aggressive
- 3:07okay, and Italian mob boss. However you think that is. I wrote
- 3:10him in like fat Tony, like we want the money, homa, you
- 3:15know, kind of kind of thing, you know, how good I am
- 3:16an accents? Great? Jeff, you're reprising the role of Danny, uh,
- 3:25the child of the film, and uh you're also going to be playing
- 3:30Howard Hines. What should be my my motivation? Howard Hines is a It's
- 3:37like a millionaire business exect. Okay, Danny's just like a normal twelve year
- 3:42old kid got this. I'm the best impressions excellent. Ria. You are
- 3:47playing janitor um Latino janitor male. Oh wow, I know right. Uh,
- 3:54you're also playing mom pretty much how you read Rachel's great, I think.
- 4:00And then you're also playing Chunk, who is Danny's fat best friend.
- 4:08We're Chunk is a male? Uh, Anthony, you're gonna playing Bixby and
- 4:15or aka scientists number two. No read read it however you want Italian mob
- 4:20goon, Brooklyn accent just mob whatever. And then also Munchi and Munchie is
- 4:28not as animated. I'm sorry, but Munchie is basically learning English for the
- 4:31first time, like ET, and should I read it like et? However,
- 4:36you how I mean, use your flair, but like if he's discovery
- 4:42in the word pizza is like pea, you know, like that alight pizza?
- 4:48Oh all right? Have we all ready for this? I am?
- 4:56Oh yeah, okay. Exterior night, the Hind's headquarters. Two scientists are
- 5:15exhausted, puzzled, wearing Steelers caps, but since it's a Daliss movie,
- 5:19they're just black and yellow caps with a football on it. We've been We've
- 5:25been at this for hours. The game start in twenty minutes. We've gotta
- 5:28get going, Norton. If we don't have a new product to the marketing
- 5:31team in the next couple of days, they'll fire us. For sure.
- 5:35All we've done is ad some purple dye to Him's premium, all natural,
- 5:40low fat, delicious catchup. There's no way they'll go for that. Oh,
- 5:45come on, we deserve a break. Well, we're gonna miss kickoff.
- 5:48Both scientists put on their winter coats since it's Pittsburgh. Since it's Pittsburgh
- 5:53and it's snowing, their winter coats are just lab coats with fur on the
- 5:56collars. They leave, but when they shut the door, it doesn't lock,
- 5:59and it's only pops back open outside the headquarters. As a scientist get
- 6:02away in their crappy car and leave. As they pull out, a luxury
- 6:05sports car pulls in in the car as a dad and son. I'm sorry,
- 6:11Danny, I have last minute meeting with the Hines team and they need
- 6:14your dad's brilliant ad mind to boost more sales. Yeah, because it's clear
- 6:18as so the campaign went so well last time. Kid balls haven't even direct
- 6:26and he's given me yes. Oh nothing, son, just wait here.
- 6:34It's nearly nineties, so it's perfectly safe for you to stay in the car
- 6:36and nothing horrible will happen to you. Dad heads into the building. As
- 6:41the door closes, a UFO hovers low over Danny and then goes behind the
- 6:44office building. The saucer dumps a creature into a dumpster and it flies off.
- 6:47The creature makes funny noises and climbs out and heads into the office building.
- 6:53Dumb bumbly bassoon music plays in the background. The creature short, tan,
- 6:57messy black hair, pointy ears, with big eyes and teeth, and
- 6:59a cat knows, walks past an office where Dad and exects her meeting,
- 7:02then to the lab where the scientists when, then to the lab where the
- 7:05scientists were and tears up the place for like no reason too, just being
- 7:09a dick, knocking over beakers, drinking concoctions, squirting ketchup bottles everywhere,
- 7:13like hundreds of dollars in damages, and he just leaves in the hall.
- 7:16He hides his two scientists returned to their lab. He heads out the front
- 7:19door, and because he's so short, he sneaks past the security desk unnoticed.
- 7:24But before he leaves, he overhears two security guards talking. One says
- 7:27they have the munchies. The creature mimics oddly and says man chee. Then
- 7:32heads out into Danny's car. Danny, who you know, is being neglected
- 7:35by his father so he is a walkman on and doesn't notice the creature climbing
- 7:39in the back. Just as it shuts the door. Dad pops in and
- 7:41they head back to their suburban home interior home. Dad and Danny opened the
- 7:46door. Mom puts pizza on the table, glasses of milk to drink.
- 7:48Mom and Dad's milk is in wine glasses because they're adults. Also, the
- 7:51Milk Council is paying for this type of thing to happen in media. There's
- 7:56my boys. She kisses Danny on the cheek and wipes it off, disgusted,
- 8:01Ah Mom. As Dad closes the door, the creature sneaks in unnoticed.
- 8:05Hi, honey. The families sit down for a meal, and the
- 8:09creature is in the kitchen in the other room, grabbing ingredients from the fridge,
- 8:11sniffing them, taking bites but spitting them out. Broccoli, chicken,
- 8:15drums, doesn't matter. Nothing satisfies. How was work? Dear? Oh?
- 8:20The Hinds team want my expertise on a new campaign, but they're struggling
- 8:22to think of a new product. You'd think they'd be satisfied, but just
- 8:26running on ketchup and mustard. There's one thing I've learned with working for corporations.
- 8:31They're never satisfied. There are noises coming from the kitchen. What was
- 8:39that? The family going the kitchen to see its wrong? They see the
- 8:43creature in all scream. The creature screams too, That's exactly what I needed.
- 8:54The creature runs towards the dining room. Dad grabs a knife, and
- 8:58Mom and rolling thin as they seek after it under the table as the creature
- 9:01shaken in nervous All right, Danny, you grabbed that thing and will Dad
- 9:05makes noise and runs a Dad runs his thumb across his throat. Dad,
- 9:11no, look, it's scared. Danny gives the creature a pizza pizza and
- 9:16excitedly scarps it down. What's your name? Okay, UNCHI seevad It's okay.
- 9:22He likes pizza. His name is Munchie. Danny, this is an
- 9:28unknown creature. He could be dangerous. Munchie falls into Danny's arms affectionately,
- 9:33Hannah, it seems harmless. All right, he can stay with us tonight,
- 9:37but tomorrow we're taking him to the Hines Lab so they can identify this
- 9:41little guy. Danny and munche head up to his room with some of the
- 9:43pizza. Munchie is happy being fed to pizza, giggles, you sure love
- 9:50pizza. Ha uzza ha, Yeah, where you come from? Munchey dumbly
- 9:58looks at Danny for more pizza, and he dials the phone. It rings.
- 10:01It's his token fat friend, Chunk. That's not his actual name,
- 10:03but since he's fat, we have. We've got a lean to do it,
- 10:05since fat phobia isn't a thing for another thirty years. Morris Residence,
- 10:13Jack, Hey, you have to get over here tomorrow. You'm not gonna
- 10:18believe what I have is your mom gonna make breakfast if that'll here you over
- 10:24here? Sure? Hey, hey, s morning. Danny hangs up and
- 10:31rolls his eyes, then sees Munchie's sleeping on the bed back at the lab.
- 10:33Late scientists come back from the game and find the lab destroyed. Jesus,
- 10:43Jesus, Louise, what the hell happened here? Green? My local
- 10:46professional football team loses and no lose Latino Janitor walks past the lab pushing a
- 10:52cart um senior Senior, did you uh ceo? Who destroy o? L
- 11:05labo? I speak English pendejo? Yeah, who makes me? Jesus?
- 11:13What the fuck? Oh? You know you know? Hey? Oh?
- 11:20Fuck? Fuck you? Man? Why don't you just look over the security
- 11:24cameras. The janitor points to the cameras. Yeah, sorry, it's nineteen
- 11:28ninety two. That's just how they wrote me. I'm not cleaning that up
- 11:33either. Yeah, that's that's fair. Okay, you clean this up.
- 11:39I'll head down to security. Wow, man, I'm kind of disappointed in
- 11:43you. Come on manninety two. Into your Danny's room. Danny and Chunk,
- 11:52uh sorry, into your Danny's room. Danny and Chunk are hanging out
- 11:54with Munchie. Where'd you find this guy, Chunk Robbie, Chunk says,
- 12:00rubbing his hands on Munchie's hair, rustling it. Who don't eat him?
- 12:03I'm just petting him. Can you lay off the fat jokes? You're my
- 12:07friend, Relax, don't over eat act, dude. I really don't appreciate
- 12:15you talking to Chunk. You blue ribbon butterball. What are you doing here?
- 12:18What the well? Come on downstairs. Mom's got a feedbag ready for
- 12:24you. Dad rubs chunks belly and chuckles. The family gets to the table
- 12:30and Danny tries to feed feedza eggs to Munchee, but he won't budge.
- 12:33Come on, Mungee, you gotta eat. Danny feels defeated. I don't
- 12:37get it. You eat pizza last night. Pizza, pizza, pizza.
- 12:43Mom, do you have ay pizza left? No, honey, but I'll
- 12:46try to find something. Well, darn hate to see that plate go to
- 12:50waste. Danny, Dad and Munchee. I'll stare at Chunk. What they
- 12:56continue to stare? Are you going to finish that? Somebody's hungry? Chunk
- 13:05eats the eggs as a single tear streams down his face. Oh my god.
- 13:13Mom comes back with a plate of food. Well it's not pizza per
- 13:18se, but we had some bagel, sauce and cheese. Munchie devours the
- 13:22plate. Wow, he loved it. Well, we better take this guy
- 13:28over to the lab. But he can't go like that. We did to
- 13:31sguise him somehow. Oh, let me look through Danny's baby clothes real quick.
- 13:35I'll write you two. We are headed to the Hindz Lab. I
- 13:37have an important pitch to land there, so don't touch anything. Dad looks
- 13:41at chunk and don't eat anything, understand, Yes, sir, Mom comes
- 13:46back. I found Danny's old Danny Zuko costume. You know, that's why
- 13:52we named him. You know that's why we named you Danny. It was
- 13:56your dad and nice favorite movie. Yeah, your mom put up wipe the
- 14:00fight with me, but she turned it around, just like with Danny and
- 14:03Sandy. Oh Dad, Well that's enough chit chat. Let's get to Let's
- 14:09take the old grease lightning out for a spin. Munchy now wearing blue jeans,
- 14:13white tshirt, leather jacket, and slicked backed hair. Interior day,
- 14:18lab scientists are viewing the tape of Munchie's havoc. What the heck? What
- 14:22the heck is that thing? Well, I don't know, looks kind of
- 14:26like a Teddy Bear came to life and destroyed her lab. Wo we need
- 14:30to show this to the board. Are you crazy? We have a pitch
- 14:35in twenty four hours. No one's gonna believe this is real, and we
- 14:39still don't have any ideas we're a new product. Look, this thing destroyed
- 14:45hundreds of dollars in equipment. We'll need evidence for that we were so dead.
- 14:50Dad knocks on the door. Hey, fellas, this is going to
- 14:52seem weird, but hear me out. This little guy followed us home last
- 14:56night. He holds up Munchy. That's that's the thing that destroyed our lab.
- 15:01Yeah it looks kiddy. Oh oh, no way. As a scientist
- 15:11approach Munchie, he uses his hands to telepathically throw beakers at their heads.
- 15:15Whoa ohow. Munchie bites Dad's hand and escapes. Norton pulls an alarm.
- 15:20Instantly, multiple security guards come out of the woodwork in search of Munchie.
- 15:24Like this was a harmless Hins factory and that seems like a military compound.
- 15:28Munchy runs scared, screaming comically. Guards dive and miscatching him, bumping into
- 15:33each other, falling into containers of ketchup. Guards slip on ketchup packets.
- 15:37Danny and Chunk take ketchup and mustard balls and squirt it all over the floor.
- 15:39As guards slip and fall, the boys smile, laughing high five.
- 15:43Munchie escapes and runs into town. Dah, we have to go find Munchie.
- 15:48He's done enough damage. Son. Animal Animal Control will find him and
- 15:52put him in the right place. Danny Scoff's disappointingly at Dad, and he
- 15:56and Chunk run into town. Cut to munch, she owing and iron.
- 16:00Walking down the sidewalk, he spots a pizza place, Pizza Monte walks in.
- 16:07Up until this point, everyone who encountered Monche freaked out, and now
- 16:10people in town are acting like he's some normal guy, unfazed. Hey,
- 16:14well what it'll be? Poal? Wanna slice pizza? Sure? Sure thing?
- 16:18Pal Well kind eh pizza pizza worker. Pizza worker slams his fist down
- 16:22on the counter. Hey, I ain't got all day. Monty gets scared
- 16:26and runs in the back room. They're inside. Is a mob deal going
- 16:30down between two mobs, an Italian mob and a Japanese mob. The Italian
- 16:33mob is topping talking to the Japanese mob. For years we have feuded,
- 16:37but I'm going to appreciate your culture. I specifically love the kukuika tea your
- 16:44country makes. It's slightly nutty yet a creamy. It's delicious, and they
- 16:48find it helps me, you know, calm down, particularly after I've almost
- 16:57said it, Particularly after I've murdered someone, whether it's by strangling them,
- 17:03stabbing them, downing them, or my favorite, just shooting them. I've
- 17:08also heard that it helps boost your metabolism. The mob turned to look at
- 17:12Munchie standing there staring at them. Oh whoa is Is he one of us?
- 17:18Uh? He ain't, boss. Are you sure he's here enough?
- 17:22It say, otherwise he's impeccably dressed. Nope, he heard you admit to
- 17:27murder though. Well let's get him. Munche screams and runs to the kitchen.
- 17:33A chef is spinning dough in the air and it lands on one of
- 17:34the mob guns his head and falls face first in a pizza oven. He'd
- 17:38be severely injured, but this is a family movie, I think more guys
- 17:41come through the kitchen. Munche jumps on a fully cooked pizza and takes off
- 17:45right in at like a surfboard. As he heads out the door. More
- 17:48cilly antics happened as mob going slip on Pepperoni's. Another falls through a bunch
- 17:52of pizza boxes, you know, like when Munchie escapes security. As Danny
- 17:55and Chunk approached the pizza place. Munchie flies to the door and out under
- 17:57the streets, taking off. Mob guys following, getting their cars, chasing
- 18:02Munchey through town, they shoot up Munchy missing. Now cop cars are chasing
- 18:04the mob cars. Dad, driving his car with the scientists as passengers,
- 18:08pull up to the boys and tells them to hop in and they follow behind.
- 18:12Munchie leads everyone back to the family house. Mom opens the door and
- 18:15Munchee flies through. She slams the door. Mob and cop cars pull up
- 18:18on the lawn and street as they have a standoff. Danny, Chunk,
- 18:22Dad and scientists go to the back door and catch up with Mom and Munchee
- 18:25inside. Does someone want to explain to me what's going on? This thing
- 18:30destroyed our lab. It's got his boy. He's scared, just like all
- 18:34of you were when you first saw Munchee. You were scared because you didn't
- 18:38know what he was. We were all scared when he and caring things we
- 18:41don't know. But when you get to know someone and be their friend,
- 18:48you learn them not as scary. Yeah, scary like Salad's art a chunk.
- 18:52Everyone laughs, Chunk mouths, what the fuck? That's a very sweet
- 18:57sentiment, Danny, But it doesn't solve the problem on our front lawn?
- 19:02Was should do manche pizza? Well? This is hopeless? No, he's
- 19:08right, Mom, Can you meet pizza for everyone. All I have is
- 19:12the stuff for those pizza bagels I made. We have to try they were
- 19:19good. Next scene, everyone heads out the front door holding plates of pizza
- 19:23bagels a piece offering let's say we forget this all happened. Everyone grabs a
- 19:30pizza bagel and is pleasantly surprised. Wow, pizza on a bagel. I
- 19:34could have had these in the morning or in the evening or that's upper time.
- 19:44Wow, pizza on a bagel. You could have pizza anytime. That's
- 19:49it our new product. Just then, through the crowd of mob guys and
- 19:55cops, a man in yellow and a red suit approaches Dad. Wow.
- 19:59Howard High, the founder of Hines, Sir, these pizza bagels are fantastic.
- 20:06I see you Monday for your and your pitch, and I know your
- 20:10team of scientists will nail down the recipee. You bet we will, sir.
- 20:15Oh not you. Bixby Errardo spoke to hr. You're filed. Oh
- 20:22great work, everyone, Well, it looks like you saved the day.
- 20:26Munche anything you'd like to say pizza? Oh mune. Everyone laughs as the
- 20:32camera pans from a shot of everyone on the lawn and up to the sky.
- 20:34A title card reads Hines. The next week, release the greatest snack
- 20:37of all time, bagel bites. Find them in your grocer's frozen aisle,
- 20:41the UFO flies by the end, Pizza in the morning, pizza, and
- 20:48even pizza supper time when pizza the bagel can eat pizza, pizza, bagel
- 20:56bites. Wow, just into a pitch for bagel bites. That was pretty
- 21:03amazing. Oh that's fucking great. That's good. Oh yeah, I had
- 21:07to look up the made bagel bites. Turns out if I would have wrote
- 21:15one, it would have been my version of aristocat crats joke. Yeah,
- 21:19it would have been Jeff spot On. That wasn't great Billionaires. I thought
- 21:26Danny was pretty good. Everyone did well, a very well job. When
- 21:30I said he's impeccably dressed, I was like, oh, I nailed it.
- 21:33But then I lost it. Right now, you did good, kid,
- 21:37you did good. Yeah. I went from Latino to like, I
- 21:41don't know. Yeah. I tried to do some nineties tropes with the yeah
- 21:49I speak. Yeah. I was like, oh, I'm gonna get canceled.
- 22:02You're the guests. You have to play the racist character. Sorry,
- 22:07all right, Well, thank you for reading my script. Yeah, that's
- 22:12awesome. No, I thought both scripts were really funny and good. I
- 22:15like how self aware Alli's is that? Like it's a chunk? Yeah that
- 22:22was kind of sad. Yeah. Yeah, fat kids were treated in movies.
- 22:29I watched Heavyweights before I watched When Andy's they create Munchy, and then
- 22:37in Ali's Munchie is an alien but they're scientists. Right. When I saw
- 22:41scientists, I was like, oh, no, do we have the same
- 22:44idea. I was like one of the other just making bagel pipes. Yeah,
- 22:51I don't know how, I don't. I am so curious how Munchie
- 22:55is a thing in this universe that we're about to watch, Like I went
- 23:00lab at in Alleys. The lab can help identify this creature. Yeah yeah
- 23:08yeah a kitchen, yeah, but this labs. Uh yeah, I'm so
- 23:14curious how this movie is gonna be. Yeah, yeah, I'm excited.
- 23:18Does he fly on pizzas or does he just enjoy them? And they just
- 23:21had to put it somewhere Like I'm so I'm so excited to watch this movie.
- 23:26Uh okay, well we are borrowing from never seeing it, and we're
- 23:30also going to borrow another round of their games. Last game, last episode,
- 23:36we played build the Perfect Movie. Ria, what are we playing this
- 23:38time? This time? And I pulled these right from right from the discord.
- 23:45Okay, so fart dot Kyle AARs dot com, if you want to
- 23:47join the Never Seen It community, I highly recommend it. UM. But
- 23:52so this is called before and afters. So I am going to read two
- 24:00smushed together plots, and you are going to tell me the smush together title.
- 24:04So for example, uh, like Argo or um? I just lost
- 24:14on the rest. What are the ones that they use? So it's it's
- 24:18any sort of portmanteau, portmanteau. Yeah, so like manteau. If Ria
- 24:25read the plot for uh, Fargo and Argo, then the smush together movie
- 24:30title will be Argo. UM. Knocked Up could be like the knocked up
- 24:37and up. You know, two movie plots pushed together. Does that make
- 24:41sense? So I just looked at portmanteau a large trunk or suitcase, typically
- 24:45made of stiff leather and opening into two equal parts. That's it, exactly,
- 24:51No, But next does a word blending thank you it sounds and combining
- 24:55the meaning of two others, For example, motel from motor and hotel yea
- 25:00or brunch from Breakfast and Lunch. Oh yeah, I got that, sweet.
- 25:03So, yeah, he's gonna read two plots of movies. We're gonna
- 25:06make their put their two titles together to make it sound like one word,
- 25:08got it? Not one word, but one movie title? Yeah, one
- 25:11movie title? Thank you? Sweet? Okay, Okay, we all get
- 25:15one like, so you'll read two with an I choose or we all three
- 25:18choose. I think I think we're all like whoever can get it first gets
- 25:21the point? Okay, coo coo cool? All right, sweet? Okay,
- 25:23ready, yes, all right. A tele sales operative becomes disillusioned with
- 25:30his existence and begins to hunger for fresh excitement in his life, and becomes
- 25:34cursed to live as a terrifying monster in a castle, a curse which can
- 25:38only be broken if he finds true love. Jesus, you want me to
- 25:45read it again? Andy? Okay, calling all lovers? No, m
- 25:52okay, wait, there's a writer or wrong? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
- 25:56so there is a movie title. There's two movies in here, and
- 26:03oh and we got to figure out what movie it is based off? Two
- 26:07two movies, two movies. I thought we had to make up our own
- 26:10names names for it. Yeah, I know what, Jeff, I know
- 26:15what the movies are. Okay, well tell me so so we can work
- 26:18it out. So like what movies are? They? Well, don't work
- 26:21it out because Jeff's trying to win, all right, Jeff? You go?
- 26:23So should I say what the movies are? Or what the is?
- 26:30Yeah? So said the whole the movie? Yeah. Yeah, the conjoined
- 26:34twin of the movie titles, um, Beauty and the Fight Club. No,
- 26:41how is that? No? No, no, the Fight Club and
- 26:47Beauty and the Beast. Isn't it? You got one? Right? Okay?
- 26:52Off? All right? A Tellis sales operative becomes disillusioned with his existence
- 26:57and begins to hunger for fresh excitement in his life, and becomes cursed to
- 27:03live as a terrifying monster in a castle, a curse which can only be
- 27:07broken if he finds true love. Because I did something with Cary and the
- 27:11Beast. Yeah, so you want something in the best. Yeah? So
- 27:15you want something that either ends with like beast or begins with beast, or
- 27:18ends with beauty or begins with beauty? Is this nineties movies only? Yes?
- 27:23Okay? Okay? Tell Us who now tell Us sales sales operative when
- 27:29he calls someone who calls things is a movie that we've all seen, I
- 27:36would assume, so I've seen it. And if I've seen Matrix, is
- 27:38it? How does that rhyme? Or Matrix and the Beast? Am I
- 27:48not getting the game? Have? Lord? You guys? Okay, you
- 27:56can't google it either, I'm not. What's that movie with Kevin Spacey Beautiful
- 28:02Minds? Yeah, beautiful? That's that's uh oh American Beauty and the Beast?
- 28:07Yes, yes, oh damn it, that's what I was thinking.
- 28:11But I did know the name of the fucking movie. I understand that,
- 28:14Okay, Okay, okay, Yeah, Andy helped Ali and Ali Ball helped
- 28:19me figure out the two movies that I had no idea what they were,
- 28:22and then I got the title. Yeah I get it now, kay?
- 28:29Alright, cool, Okay, we got three more, so you got a
- 28:30chance at redemption? Okay, all right. A nine year old boy discovers
- 28:36and befriends a robot, and after the government tries to track him down,
- 28:40they flee on a giant pitted fruit with a crew of friendly insects. Wait
- 28:47read the thing again. A nine year old boy discovers and be friends a
- 28:51robot, and after the government tries to track him down. They flee on
- 28:55a giant pitted fruit with a crew of friend and Giant Peach. James and
- 29:00the Iron Giant, James and the Iron Peach. James and the Iron Giant,
- 29:03said, I said Iron Peach, like six, I said James and
- 29:04the Iron Ye, but it's James and the Iron Giant Peach. Oh yeah,
- 29:10because it's Iron Giant is the second. Nah, I don't like that
- 29:12one. Oh. So you have to use each word from both titles,
- 29:17but it has to sound together, so like James and the Giant Peach.
- 29:19So James and the Iron Giant. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't include and
- 29:22I just said iron. I was trying to like, Yeah, I thought
- 29:25we were trying to make a new title. Okay, I get it.
- 29:26You have to use all the words from both of them. Okay, sweet,
- 29:30all right, I got this. Okay, we got two more.
- 29:33We're good. Okay. A nineteen sixty spy wakes up from being frozen and
- 29:38in between hitting on women, must team up with a misfit group of superheroes
- 29:42with awesome powers. Man of Mystery Men. Yes, wow, nice,
- 29:48Yes, this good job? All right? Last one, and I'm excited
- 29:56for this one all right. After discovering that there is a second site where
- 30:00dinosaurs are still alive and thriving, five women who make up a British pop
- 30:04group are called upon to Spice World. Jurassic Jurassic spice World, Jurassic spice
- 30:12World. It's spice World, Lost World, the Lost Spice World. Yes,
- 30:22yeah, yeah, the Lost Spice World. Nice kept yelling at me
- 30:29saying that, oh that's fun, Jurassic Spiceland whatever you no, No,
- 30:41I pulled these from the discord. The discord. Oh that's funny, that's
- 30:47funny. Yeah, do that we should still from them? Yeah? Yeah,
- 30:56I want to do more now. Right. When I played, When
- 31:03I play games, I getting tense. Like the first holiday I spent with
- 31:07Jeremy's family, I won whatever game we were playing. I flipped off his
- 31:10entire family. Yeah, um, well cool, Well that Uh you've now
- 31:18heard two Munchie scripts, but we still have no idea what this movie is
- 31:23about. Yea, So tune into our next episode because we are going to
- 31:27be reviewing the nineteen ninety two film Mungie. Well, The Roger Corman Presents
- 31:34Munchie. Does anybody know who Roger cormll? And? Uh, if you
- 31:41want to get ahead of the game. It's on two B, so go
- 31:44watch it and uh next week, well or the next or I don't know,
- 31:48and uh, next time we'll be reviewing Munchie. So yeah, it's
- 31:52been a lot of fun. I've just looked up the plot and I am
- 31:59just or either of us close. No, okay, yeah, don't tell
- 32:01me that. Yeah, I'm gonna be excited. Yeah yeah, right.
- 32:05Well, hey, before we get going, our good friend Anthony had to
- 32:08take off, so just go make sure you check out. Oops, we
- 32:12broke the multiverse and Andy wants you to tell what else and he's a part
- 32:15of Yeah right now. Anthony and I were working on a podcast and it's
- 32:19actually out. It's called The Averagers and it's an improv comedy podcast about some
- 32:23superheroes that aren't that super. Ali is on it, killing it. I
- 32:29can't wait for you to hear the Henry episode. And I'm also so check
- 32:32out the Averagers podcast. We're giveaway prizes. But I'm also on a podcast
- 32:36called I Like Balls and it's a sports podcast with my friend Dealo and my
- 32:40friend Josh. And I'm not super into sports, but they are, so
- 32:44I just kind of riff with them, and you'll hear a good poem every
- 32:47week too. Like that, I just wanted to say, really quick,
- 32:51currently, Jeff, who's listening to this? I'm in the present, But
- 32:55when you're listening to this, you're going to be in the present. So
- 32:58I just wanted to say, hey, time travel. Yeah, all right,
- 33:07anything to promote. I got nothing. I've got nothing today, but
- 33:13uh we do. We can get this in a Blu ray double feature if
- 33:20we need to own Munchible. What's the other film Munchie strikes Back? Wow?
- 33:28Oh boy, after we watched the first one, we should maybe try
- 33:30to do a script on the second one. Yeah. Maybe maybe cool if
- 33:34you guys did scripts for the second one? Now ye scripts to our sequels,
- 33:37I'd rather write that, yeah for sure. Oh man, that's great.
- 33:42Well, hey for me, go anywhere you want to be on Facebook,
- 33:45Instagram, Twitter, TikTok. I'm at Ali, Jay is gay,
- 33:50and I have a page where I post stand up clips and voice videos and
- 33:54just go follow me check it up un until we review months. She I'm
- 34:00Allie, I'm Andy Love Hewett Nice, I'm Jeff, and I'm Maria.
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- 35:00your your pitch in there, Ali should have been for your Italian mom.
- 35:06Boss should have been Magic Mind. You should have just snucked that in.
- 35:12Yeah. I love the Magic Mind. Yeah, I love how it gives
- 35:15me energy. Oh my god, I would I wanted so bad for it.
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