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111. The Valentines Special · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, listen to notable nostalgia?
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  Speaker 2: Can I buy you a shot or a beer? What
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  Speaker 2: would you like? And what if I lost both my
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  Speaker 2: hands tomorrow?
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  Speaker 1: You could be a seat model star. I was sixteen
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  Speaker 1: at the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook
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  Speaker 1: it up with a witch and that was that. Cats
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  Speaker 1: can smile apparently, whoa weird, But it doesn't always mean
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  Speaker 1: that they're happy.
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  Speaker 2: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jimmy Moon is a star. Her look looks weren't
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  Speaker 1: part of the issue.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, I had to sell my last top at
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  Speaker 2: for grandas.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see love. What's up the salt the nerds, Welcome
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  Speaker 2: to our Valentine's Day special. Boo. We were gonna do
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  Speaker 2: all about loving couples, but we realize, you know, some
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  Speaker 2: people aren't dating anybody right now. Maybe you're not happy
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  Speaker 2: in a relationship. Maybe Valentine's Day has never worked out
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  Speaker 2: for you. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: we have year back. Instead of all the love that
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  Speaker 2: everybody puts out during this time of the year, what
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna do is we're gonna go the opposite direction. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we are gonna talk about the worst couples from TV, movie,
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  Speaker 2: real life, from our childhoods. And that's what this episode's about. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and I think it's gonna be a fun one. So
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  Speaker 2: you know, even if you are in a happy, fun
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  Speaker 2: relationship right now, totally cool, you can still enjoy this episode.
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  Speaker 2: Let us know what you think if our choices for
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  Speaker 2: the worst couples are right or the wrong. But if
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  Speaker 2: you're not dating someone or if you are unhappy, I
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  Speaker 2: think you might enjoy this a little bit more.
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  Speaker 1: And if you are happy, most likely your husband or
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend's cheating on you. Like, let's be real, most like
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  Speaker 1: that we're speaking to you.
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  Speaker 2: I do like you said husband or boyfriend? Yeah, what
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  Speaker 2: about Like, do you think any females cheat?
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  Speaker 1: Women usually cheat because the man is not emotionally or
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  Speaker 1: physically available. So I think if a woman cheats is
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  Speaker 1: usually because of the man. That might be like reverse sexism, but.
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  Speaker 2: I could kind of see that because I do feel
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  Speaker 2: like just on most of the topics we talk about,
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  Speaker 2: men are just like the fucking worst.
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  Speaker 1: They're horrible. Men are horrible, like present company excluded. Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah. But yeah, men are pretty shitty. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: women are shitty too. Sometimes the kitchen isn't clean sometimes,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But before we start, I was thinking, do you
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  Speaker 2: have any either great Valentine's stories or awful Valentine's stories?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so the I think a sweet Valentine's Days story
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like holding my chest, my hand to my chest.
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  Speaker 1: Is when I was young kid, my mom you know,
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  Speaker 1: was Seeingle because her my dad divorced, and me and
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  Speaker 1: my mom would always go to Sizzler around Valentine's Day
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  Speaker 1: and which was like a salad salad salad buffet kind
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  Speaker 1: of thing, slid bar buffet, and we would get like
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  Speaker 1: dressed up and like give each other like it was
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  Speaker 1: really cute, Like I really loved that, Like it was
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  Speaker 1: a really fun like Valentine's Day. And then when I
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  Speaker 1: got married and the val went to shit because like
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  Speaker 1: I'm horrible at marriages, then I became her Valentine Day again,
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  Speaker 1: and we would just like, you know, fuck fuck Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 1: We would just like always be kind of each other's
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  Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. We don't like kiss on the man with
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  Speaker 1: or anything, but like she is hot, like she's a
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  Speaker 1: hot lady. But but no, not my type.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well not just the gender thing, but.
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  Speaker 1: Just yeah no, no I'm gay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I uh so, right now, if you and Jeremy
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  Speaker 2: weren't dating, oh yeah, I feel like you and your
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  Speaker 2: mom would really like this episode. So we're gonna talk
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  Speaker 2: kind of negative love stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fuck fuck men, fuck relationships. Yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: One of my favorite Valentine stories ever is the Saint
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  Speaker 2: Valentine's a massacred. Oh. He happened in the early nineteen hundreds.
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  Speaker 2: It was a mafia hit. Capone was in Miami at
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  Speaker 2: the time, so he could like pretend he had nothing
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  Speaker 2: to do with it. But essentially the gang he was against, uh,
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  Speaker 2: they had a meeting. But then what they did was
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  Speaker 2: Capone had a few people pretend to be cops and
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  Speaker 2: they went to the meeting place, stood them all against
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  Speaker 2: the wall, and then they shot him all to death. Nice.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody died when the cops were showed up, except for
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  Speaker 2: one person, and then the cop goes, who did this?
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  Speaker 2: What happened? Who did this to you? And the cop
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  Speaker 2: the guy who was dying, the mafia dude was like,
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  Speaker 2: fuck you gangster shit right, Like he's on his deathbed
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  Speaker 2: about to die, he still won't rap.
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  Speaker 1: Is the difference between mafia and a gang is that
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  Speaker 1: mafias like wear suits.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they were white. Oh I honestly, gu's the difference.
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  Speaker 2: It's like they did all the same shit back in
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  Speaker 2: the day, like you know, drugs, you know, prostitution, all
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  Speaker 2: that stuff, and just like gangs nowadays, they have this
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  Speaker 2: like thing to where it's like you're not supposed to rap,
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  Speaker 2: but you know, if you're gonna get sixty years in prison,
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  Speaker 2: most people rap. Yeah, not Bobby Shimerda. So that rapper,
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  Speaker 2: Bobby Shimerda, if he would have rat it on his friend,
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  Speaker 2: he would have done no time in prison and his
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  Speaker 2: friend would have done like sixty years or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know the exact numbers, but what he did
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  Speaker 2: is he didn't rat and so him and his friend
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  Speaker 2: both got like four years. That's a homie right there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Where do they shoot the people like in the butt
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  Speaker 1: or in the neck.
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  Speaker 2: In the back, just they had two Tomic guns or
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  Speaker 2: maybe two or three Tomic guns just everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: If I was going to get shot, I would fucking
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  Speaker 1: defecate right there. Because I would. I just four on purpose,
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  Speaker 1: on purpose, just to be like a big fuck you
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  Speaker 1: to whoever's gonna shoot me.
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  Speaker 2: That's the thing. Is like, if I was in the
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  Speaker 2: military and someone like I don't see how fast we'd
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  Speaker 2: go the whole episode within two minutes and thirty seconds,
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  Speaker 2: six minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, being good?
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  Speaker 2: I would. If I was a military and I was
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  Speaker 2: about to get tortured, I'd be like, hey, guys, I'm
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  Speaker 2: just gonna tell you everything should ain't we're dying over.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be on your team now. I don't give a fuck, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: So if I wasn't gonna get murdered in like a
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  Speaker 2: mafia hit, I would be like, oh, I'm so glad
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  Speaker 2: you guys got him. Don't worry. I talk you guys
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  Speaker 2: know I'm on your team, right your boss told me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then, and I know what listeners probably thinking is like, Jeff,
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  Speaker 1: how can you just like poop on command?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I always have one. I always have one,
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  Speaker 1: like locked and loaded, like always ready, Like I bet
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  Speaker 1: you right now, I don't feel like I have to poop.
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  Speaker 1: But if I went in your bathroom right now, poop
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  Speaker 1: would come out.
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  Speaker 2: So you always have one locked and loaded.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm always ready, man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so love all right.
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  Speaker 2: So we're gonna do is. We're gonna talk, like I
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  Speaker 2: said earlier, talk about her least favorite relationships from growing up.
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  Speaker 1: I love that, Jeff.
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  Speaker 2: How about you start with yours or your third least
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  Speaker 2: favorite couple from growing up?
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  Speaker 1: My least favorite couple number three from growing up? I
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  Speaker 1: chose a TV show and it's gonna be Jill and
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  Speaker 1: Tim from Home Improvement.
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  Speaker 4: She's drooling, she's drooling, She's drooling down the river.
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  Speaker 1: You saw the show?
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  Speaker 4: Huh dam How could you do that?
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  Speaker 2: You and I choke about it all the time.
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  Speaker 1: We laugh about it.
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  Speaker 4: You and I joke about it all the time in
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  Speaker 4: the privacy of our bedroom, not on television.
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  Speaker 1: We have rocks in your head.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you think let's talk about.
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  Speaker 5: It, doesn't think for a man who drove around for
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  Speaker 5: two days of the oil light on.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, I thought you said you weren't going to bring.
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  Speaker 2: Up the oil light.
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  Speaker 1: With all those rocks in my head, sometimes I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: Look, my mistake involved a car. Your mistake involved a
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  Speaker 4: human being.
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  Speaker 3: Me.
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  Speaker 4: There's a big difference here. Of course, I don't expect
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  Speaker 4: you to understand that since you're completely insensitive, insensitive.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't even think about how I would feel.
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  Speaker 1: Really, so okay, here's why. Okay, I am. I love
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  Speaker 1: me a good Tim Allan. I, like I've said before
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  Speaker 1: on podcasts, like I think he has like the world's
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  Speaker 1: best chest hair because he has a very unique listener
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  Speaker 1: positive podcast google Tim Allen chest hair. It's very unique, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and I like it, and I but I am team Jill.
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  Speaker 1: I love Patricia Richardson Yeah, listener posit again. But she
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  Speaker 1: looks so good right now, Like she has like this
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  Speaker 1: white hair and just like beautiful like skin, like she's gorgeous.
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  Speaker 1: But I felt like so Tim Allen home Improvement. He's
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  Speaker 1: a television show handy man kind of thing, but he
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  Speaker 1: always like fuck ship up. Well, her story doesn't really
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  Speaker 1: get fully developed. But she's going to back to school
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  Speaker 1: to be like a psychiatrist or something like that, and
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  Speaker 1: all she wants to do is she's like managing her household,
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  Speaker 1: managing these three kids. There's a little freak gothic kid. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's the like what turns out to be a felon
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  Speaker 1: Zachary Tybrie, we're hearing from you again. Yeah, and she
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  Speaker 1: Patricia Richardson calls him out, yeah recently, yeah, because they
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  Speaker 1: were like talking about rumors about home improvement reunion and
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  Speaker 1: she was like, well, so and so doesn't do acting.
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  Speaker 1: Jonathan Taylor Thomas is interested and Zachary type. Brie is
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  Speaker 1: a felon. She's my type of people. Yeah, but she's
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  Speaker 1: just fucking gorgeous. But I don't feel like her story
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  Speaker 1: arc fully got developed. And all she's trying to do
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  Speaker 1: is like educate herself and follow her passion. But her
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  Speaker 1: husband keeps fucking ship up in their household, and oh
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be bigger. Oh we're gonna design like a
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  Speaker 1: new kitchen, but it's gonna be bigger. It's all these
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  Speaker 1: like theatrical things, and all she wants to do is
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  Speaker 1: like help people with their mental health. So I just
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  Speaker 1: don't feel I think that was the time in our
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  Speaker 1: pop culture society when the storyline was it even Stephen,
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  Speaker 1: it was the man does this like these funny antics
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  Speaker 1: and the bitchy wife is having to clean up the
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  Speaker 1: mess and be like the straight character. But Patricia Richardson
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  Speaker 1: is super funny, super smart, a great actress, but she
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  Speaker 1: just I never thought got her due. Yeah, And he just,
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  Speaker 1: like Tim Allen streusses me the fuck out in that show, Like.
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  Speaker 2: Can you mention being married to him or something? Every day,
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  Speaker 2: every day you're coming off from work, you have to
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  Speaker 2: worry like is our house gonna be on fire? You
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  Speaker 2: have no fucking idea. So the amount of stress that
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  Speaker 2: he's putting on her on a daily basis is awful,
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  Speaker 2: You're right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he would always fun sit up in
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  Speaker 1: their relationship and then go outside and talk to their
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  Speaker 1: neighbor about it, which Wilson was awesome, but don't be
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  Speaker 1: talking about our business with a neighbor. He wouldn't even
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  Speaker 1: show us fucking face. Yeah, And so I felt like
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  Speaker 1: she just got like the like the she just never
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  Speaker 1: got her flowers back in the day. And I just
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  Speaker 1: don't think she was treated right. And he just like
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  Speaker 1: really stressed me out. And he cost so much stress
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  Speaker 1: for Jill. And I forget their name on the show
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  Speaker 1: because Tim Taylor, Tim Taylor and Jill. Yeah Jill, it
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  Speaker 1: lost him a Taylor.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I just don't think that she she was managing
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  Speaker 1: a household with like three delinquents and then this like
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what he was, manchild, and then she
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  Speaker 1: was also wanting to help other people, and she just
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  Speaker 1: got like spit in the face, not in a sexual way.
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  Speaker 1: What's up.
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  Speaker 2: I do feel like, uh, for the nineties, though, I
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  Speaker 2: do feel like it was a little unheard of how
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  Speaker 2: she was willing to like kind of push it back
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  Speaker 2: to Tim. Yeah, but I'm green with you because I
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  Speaker 2: first he said that, I was like, well, in my
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  Speaker 2: head because I was never really into that show. The
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  Speaker 2: main reason why is like the whole reason didn't really
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  Speaker 2: like Roseanne either. This is when I was a kid.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't really think I know, this
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  Speaker 2: sounds super like pretentious. And I was like, hey, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, so my bad. But I was like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't think they should have shows like this where it's
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  Speaker 2: okay to be a fucking idiot. Oh you know. Anyways,
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  Speaker 2: so he was always an idiot. But and I don't
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  Speaker 2: really watched the show growing up that much. But uh,
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  Speaker 2: but I do feel like in the early nineties, mid nineties,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know when it came out, we'll just say
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  Speaker 2: mid nineties to be safe, it was cool that she
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  Speaker 2: did push back a little bit but you're right, though,
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  Speaker 2: I do think it was a bad relationship because he
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  Speaker 2: was always adding so much fucking stress to her life. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and I didn't even think about the fact that he
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't talk to her about the issues. He would talk
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  Speaker 2: to the neighbor. Yeah, and then so then he would
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  Speaker 2: just go up back to her and say like some
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  Speaker 2: something dumb, and then she'd be like, oh, it's okay. No,
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  Speaker 2: it's not okay, Jill, It's okay to be mad at
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  Speaker 2: him because he's doing dumb fucking shit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, good call, man, and he had.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: But I loved about what he's mentioned, like Roseanne, Roseanne
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  Speaker 1: and a home improvement, because I talked about this before
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  Speaker 1: with Tim Allen shows. I liked that those two shows, specifically,
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  Speaker 1: the set designers did it in a way where there
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  Speaker 1: was dirty dishes and there was clothes on the couch.
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  Speaker 1: I love that because one of Tim Allen's more recent
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  Speaker 1: shows is like the house looks.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect every time.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like that. So I love that about like
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  Speaker 1: ninety shows is that it did look like people.
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  Speaker 2: Actually the people actually live there. Yeah for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So I just I love Patricia Richard saying I
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  Speaker 1: feel like she's somebody that like, maybe that should be
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  Speaker 1: something I'm gonna manifest in this new year because I
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: drink water now out of the Stanley, so manifest things.
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  Speaker 1: I would love to have Patricia Richardson on our podcast.
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  Speaker 1: And that show was amazing and you know, Tan Allen
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  Speaker 1: went in his glory days and then we had that
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  Speaker 1: was like the show that propelled Pamelanderson mother into the
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  Speaker 1: into the universe too. So so yeah, that was my
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  Speaker 1: number three of like the worst couples.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's wonderful. Yeah, no, I mean yeah, first I
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  Speaker 2: was gonna say I don't believe that, but after you
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  Speaker 2: actually yeah, I laid it out, laid it out. So
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  Speaker 2: this is my third is I'm not sure if you
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  Speaker 2: actually watched this. It's kind of a nerdy thing. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: do you ever watch Dragon ball Z.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen it before.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you know of it?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I know of it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So my my my third is Goku and Chee chee. Sorry, dad,
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  Speaker 2: but I had to tell her for my own safety.
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  Speaker 2: What is this about training?
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  Speaker 1: You know how I feel about this.
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  Speaker 2: You can't go tell him, Bauma, He's too busy being
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  Speaker 2: a grandpa. Heych it's not a big deal. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: talking about a long time. Just a little training. That's
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  Speaker 2: all I need.
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  Speaker 1: A little like I was born yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: That's what you always tell me. But I'm not falling
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  Speaker 2: forward this time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to google choo cheep.
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  Speaker 2: Goku and his wife.
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  Speaker 1: Essentially, he was married.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he had two kids. He wasn't a great father either.
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  Speaker 2: He was an okay father later on, but the beginning,
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  Speaker 2: not a great father, not a great husband. But so
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  Speaker 2: a little backstory, it's gonna be a really quick backstory.
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  Speaker 2: So Goku is actually not human. He's a saying. He's
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  Speaker 2: a whole different species. He's he's not human, he's a saying.
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  Speaker 2: So he got sent to Earth to take over Earth.
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  Speaker 2: And that's what the Saying race does is they send
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  Speaker 2: their kids to little planets and they take him over.
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  Speaker 2: If they die, they die, they're not strong enough then,
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  Speaker 2: so it's a warrior race. So he was basically born
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  Speaker 2: without love, so it kind of makes sense that he
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  Speaker 2: doesn't really understand love. But he's a loving person. But
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  Speaker 2: so my thing is, like Goku left all the time,
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  Speaker 2: and he would leave chi Chi to take care of
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  Speaker 2: the house. He would take he would make chi Chi
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  Speaker 2: take care about the money, raising the kids, and then
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  Speaker 2: kind of what you're saying about constantly worrying about if
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  Speaker 2: your house is going to be you know, yeah they're not.
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  Speaker 2: Since Goku always had to fight to try to save
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  Speaker 2: the world, which we we do get, he does end
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  Speaker 2: up having to save the world multiple times in the universe,
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  Speaker 2: but there's so much that chi Chi has to go
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  Speaker 2: through about worrying is my husband gonna die? Or is
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  Speaker 2: my son Gohan not going to have a fucking father.
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  Speaker 2: So frequently she had to worry about Goku dying, you know,
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  Speaker 2: which is not good for her. But a lot of
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: times she's like, okay, Goku, you say it every thing,
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Go get a job. And then he would try to
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: work as fast as he could so we could go
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: train again. He was dead multiple times. If you're not
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: into the dragon Ball, it's kind of hard. He came
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: back to life because of the dragon Balls. If you
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: know dragon Ball, you know what I'm talking about. The
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: whole thing about dragon Ball is there's seven balls around
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: the universe. If you get all seven of them, you
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: can make a wish for whatever you want. So multiple
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: times he was brought back to life because of that,
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: but he was dead training. But he was also kind
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: of a bad dad too, So I feel like if
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: you have if you have kids with someone, being a
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: bad parent is equivalent to being a bad like uh
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: not really significant other. Oh yeah, So when he had
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Gohan trained with Piccolo, which this sounds so crazy if
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: you don't know Dragon ball Z, but he had his
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: son trained with Piccolo while he was out training, so
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: he didn't raise the sun very often. And then with
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: his other son go tend have it.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: This sounds so crazy if you like, change their names
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: to like Peter and then it's fine.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: That's why I can't get into fucking Lords of the Rings.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: I've tried to watch that movie so many times, but
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: there's so many fucking names. Just call him Hank.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: My assistant keep a manager like my coworker. She keeps
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: pressing Harry Potter and Dragon and uh Lord of the
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Rings on me, okay, And I'm like, I'm never gonna
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: watch the Harry Potter's great. I believe that, but like
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: I also I tried watching Harry Potter number one before
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: and I was literally like loaded up my musket to
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: shoot myself in the face.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: I do love that you have a seventeen hundred US kit. Yeah,
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: but Starry with Harry Potter three. But what I'm saying,
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: if you know dragon ball Z, you in my head,
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: I feel like you're like, yeah, he probably wasn't the best.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm gonna have to go Goku and Chee Chee.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: I don't want to get too much into this because
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: it sounds crazy if you're not into it, but my
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: number third least favorite relationship growing up was Goku and
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: chi Chi.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: I feel like this is that's a good choice because
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: people that were really in love with dragon ball Z
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: growing up and they didn't find like a sat uh
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: what's her name, Kathy, they're probably alone on Valentine's Day.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So one of the funniest things though, when Cassi
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: and I first started dating, I have all the dragon
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: ball on DVDs. Yeah, she watched the whole freeze of
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Saga with me, which is probably about forty hours long.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know the top of my head, but
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: she literally watched the Why She Loves Me.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's really sweet, right, that's fucking love.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: And then she always goes, dragon ball Z is just
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: this because they build up before they attack. But it's
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: a great saga.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: But yeah, whenever you're like, if ever you doubt that
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Kathy loves you, just remember that she did that for you, like,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: because that is that is true love.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: It is a great show though, But yeah, I like, I.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Didn't know that they were so old, like the characters,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: that they were old enough to get married, because they
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: always look so like.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Muscular well sayings, they they age differently than humans. And
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: I think it was like either maybe the eighties when
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: dragon Ball came out and it's still going right now.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Dragon Ball Super is one of my favorite fucking things
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: of all time. I think dragon Ball Super is incredible.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: It's the newest story of the dragon Ball saga. It's
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: so I cried like three times. It's so fucking good.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Every time we knew dragon Ball Z movie comes out,
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: my buddy Josh and I go see it like in
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: theaters together, like we get all excited and we have
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: to sit next to each other. And the funny thing is,
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: every time we go to the movie theaters, Josh always goes,
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: all right, let's try to count how many neck beards
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: we see fucking nerds there, you know what I mean?
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, So two things. Number one are there dragons in
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: this show?
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Well, it's called dragon ball Z right, because if you
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: get seven of these dragon balls, then the dragon comes
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: out and a wish.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I was like, what's going on with the dragon?
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Number two? Of course you guys would sit next to
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: each other.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: We did it, right, Yeah? All right?
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Two more things. Okay, who would you rather, Pamela Anderson
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: or Carmen Electra. Carmel Electra really right right now, right
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: now and back in the day, okay, because I have
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: them both in your house. Okay. Number there's oh how
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: weird it would be. We don't talk about can join twins?
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Enough? Yes?
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Okay? And then anyways, well brother, well we'll breeze past
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: that because we don't want to get canceled.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: True, but also really quick, I should have said the
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: dragon from Dragon Balls, his name is Chenron. He's the
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: one who I should have said. I don't know why
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: I did say, but he's the dragon. My thing was like,
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: if I take you another crazy name, why do they.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Name the dragons? It's only one dragon, why do they
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: name him?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: But because he has a name, he talks.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, because you have to wish.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: But Chenron and the Dragon Ball Super Things. He's afraid
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: of Lord Beers. When he sees Lord Beers, who's a cat,
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: He's like, oh fuck, I'm so sorry. This is so dude,
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: it's dope. I'm telling your begetting to the end. It's
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: such a fucking fun journey.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: It's a trip. Okay, I really like that.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, So.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: I just in my head because I've never really seen it.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: I just am picturing It's it's very chaotic and frantic
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: to me, but I like, I appreciate about.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Twenty minute episodes. Yeah, and there's like probably like four hundred.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Is this Japanese? Yeah, Yeah, something's going on over there
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: because they do some weird like awesome ship.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Dude, there's a lot of like rapy things and stuff.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: It's kind of weird.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: But my coworker also showed me an anime where it's
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: like they eat food but then they like have sex
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: with the food, and I was like okay, And then
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: then a lot of times I have to pause and
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, maybe we shouldn't be watching this at work, probably,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: but okay, So.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: There's somebody at your places, your desk wires showing.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: You we'll be right with you.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Sushi.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, So my number two worst couple of like
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: back in the day is a real life couple. Uh,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Prince Charles and Princess Diana.
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: Your attendance not only as my mother but symbolically as
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: queen would be transformative for Camilla. She will never be
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: fully embraced by the public until she has your approval.
• 22:00
  Speaker 7: But how can I possibly give my approval when I.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Don't approve It's nothing personal. I'm sure she's very nice.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, great one.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, horrible couple. So I am obsessed with the royal family.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I just like, I hate the colonialism, invasion, you know,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: white supremacy shit, but I love the dramatics and the
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: soap opera of it all. So Prince Charles, I mean,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: let's go back even further. So Prince Charles's uncle was like, oh,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: I want to marry this divorce woman, so he gave
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: up the throne and then that's how really quick.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Prince Charles is the one that he's oldest shit or
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: he just died right, No, he's still like he's the
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: oldest shit.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a king right now. He's in the seventies.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: And so his uncle was next in line to be king.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: But he wanted to marry a divorced woman I forget
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: her name. So, because that's like a no no in
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: the royal family, he gave up the throne. So Queen
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Elizabeth's father became King. I forget his name, really, I
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: didn't know that. Yeah. So then so then.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: So'ally that just been like in the twenties or thirties.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, way back in the day. Okay, So then
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: because then Queen Elizabeth was queen for like seventy fucking years.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: I think she was the second longest running queen of fistors.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so fucking long. So when her dad died, she
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: became the one of the youngest queens ever. Wow. And
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: she was on the throne for like fucking seventy years
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: or something like that.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: And and then when she finally croaked, her son, Prince
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Charles became king finally because he's he was like the
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: longest waiting second, you know, runner up. And then he
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: ended up marrying before he became King, Camilla, who is
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: his love of his life. But he couldn't marry her
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: back in the day because she was not from like
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: a good like bloodline, like.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Good she was not a peasant, but like commoner.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that they were fucking all the time. And
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: then he got set up with Princess Diana, who is
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: like also sidebar just a cousin of his.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, whoa, I did not know that either, it is
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: he it is yeah, okay.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: So then he gets paired up with Princess Diana who
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: also sidebar. Queen Elizabeth is Is was her godmother, so yeah,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: yeah wild. So then they get married beautiful wedding back
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: in the day. It was watched by millions of people
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: online beauty or on no online, on TV. And but
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: she was so miserable because this was what she was
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: kind of bred to do, was marry somebody royal. And
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: she was like one of those like Disney princesses, very
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: like pure of heart, a compassionate person. She was like,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I want to hug the during like the HIV epidemic,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: she was hugging and holding these people.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: I do feel like princes Anna was like a good
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: personal vera. It seemed like everything I don't feel like
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: it was like a thing for media, seemed like she
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: was genuinely I saw one thing she had a like
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: a mother or mother son day or something. Yeah, and
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: she wasn't supposed to run with her kids, but she's like,
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: I'm fine, this is my kids. I'm gonna do it.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: So it seemed like she wasn't doing it just to
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: be like fuck the establishment. It just seemed like, hey,
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: I'm the mom, I'm I'm a person that can help
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: these people. I'm gonna do it. So she seemed like
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: a genuinely good person.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was. She was a great mother from what
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: it seems. And then she was a great you know,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: she did what she had to do and she was
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: pretty much it sounds so inhumane to say it, but
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: like bred to do. That's what she was doing. She
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: was bred to Mary Royal anyways. But it was just
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: such an unhappy relationship, very emotionally abusive, obviously because she's
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: now married to this really like fucked up family.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: And he didn't want to marry her.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: No, he wants to marry Camilla, who was the love
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: of his life, even though she's like a fucking hot
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: mess boat nuts either here nor there, and she was
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: fucking him the whole time. Camilla was while while they're married.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Know what Camilla looks like. I do know what Princess
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Diana looks like, yeah, is Camilla attractive?
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Like she's like if you saw her like at a
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: you know, Ann Taylor outlet store, you'd be like, oh,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: that's a that's a pretty late little do you love?
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Because I have no idea what that means.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, just like, oh my god. There's like this uh
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: outlets store here in you know, around Salem that's called
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: the Dress Barn, and I'm like, that's a fucked up
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: name for a clothing store for like happier woman. Oh yeah,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: damn yeah yeah, and but yeah, but they just they
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: love each other. But my wife, I's so fucked up
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: is he couldn't marry her because she was not pure
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: blood quote unquote, but then her his okay, So later
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: on he does marry her because the Queen is like,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: it's all good after him and Diana break up. So
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: it's interesting that Queen Elizabeth's uncle had to I forget
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: the terminology, but had to give up the throne because
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: he wanted to marry a divorced woman. But then now
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: the current King of England is married and he's divorced
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: married to a divorced woman, So just interesting, how like
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: kind of modern modern nized. Yeah, so but yeah, Princess
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Diana was super fucking miserable. There's interviews online that you
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: can watch of her that are really depressing about how
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: there's like she says, like, there were three people in
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: our relationship in our marriage, her, him and Camilla, super
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: fucking sad and she was just hounded by the paparazzi
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: like NonStop during, criticized during their relationship and after and
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: after she got freed from this family. For the most part,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: she devoted her life to HIV people that were impacted
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: and affected by HIV. She partnered up with who's that
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: nun the ones at least fuck the queen, Yeah, mother Trasa,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: so they were like BFFs and they were helping people
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: with like leprosy.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: And then.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but and then another one of Princess Diana's mean
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: initiatives after she left the royal family, even though she
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: was still obviously the mother of the future king, was
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: finding and disman mantling landmines in other do.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Know about that? Yeah, that's huge.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: And also to give Prince Charles his due or King
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Charles his due, he is such and he's he was
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: ahead of the game when it came to like climate change,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: and bringing light to that. And usually the royal family
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: doesn't get political, but that's one issue that shouldn't be political.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: But also that now King Charles has made one of
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: his biggest issues is climate change, So I do appreciate that.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Well. I feel like with their money, they probably got educated,
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: and I feel like most educated people understand. So I
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: feel like, once you start getting educated, I feel like
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: climate change isn't so much of like a political thing.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: It's more like, oh, I mean, we can see the issues,
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: it's not you know, once you get educated. That what
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. So he's an educated person. So that's why
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: I think. I'm not trying to say, I'm not trying
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: to diminish what he did, but I can see he
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: would be like, oh, I understand how stuff works and
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: this is bad, so let's try to help it.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: And if your whole life to give also to give
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: him some credit, his whole life was waiting, was being
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: trained for the for the day that his mother dies.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: That's a really fucked up morbid thane. And he every
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: move that he made was ridiculed.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: The love.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: If you are like, this is my person, this is
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: my soulmate, But I can't be with her because she's trash.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: That would be very hard, I think. So I do
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: feel for him, but I just don't like how he
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: treated Princess.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: I feel like you love him more than anybody else.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well you know my Well, it's because the tattoo
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: is kind of throwing off Charles tattoo. Yeah, but also
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: I do char listener, it's his whole chest, soul chest,
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: wld chest is just but old p Yeah.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: But it's kind of like Burt Reynolds when he was
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: in Playboy a Playgirl when he's just like laying on
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: the fur naked. But I do, as the listener might know.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: If you're a super fan of the podcast, one of
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: my favorite things of all time is the recorded conversation
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: that Prince Charles had with Camilla back in the nineties
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: where he wanted to stated that he wanted to be
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: her tampon. Yes, fucking romance.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: And if you remember, Jeff and I actually played this
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: act in a.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Past episode here it is boom if I can find
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: if I can't find it, but it was pretty much
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I want to be hear tamp on and she like
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: she a little freak, you know. I that's romance. But
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: but yeah, I think Princess Sayana's life was very impactful
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: on the world, and she also just got the short
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: end of the stick. And in my opinion, there's a
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: lot of conspiracies. If she was murdered by the royal family.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: She was, yeah, because the rumor has that she was
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: pregnant with a Middle.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Eastern really yeah, I don't know, she was like maybe pregnant.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so she was dating this, uh, this man of
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Middle Eastern descent.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Who was a doctor and like or something like that.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Probably not, but they didn't want and the conspiracy theory
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: is that they didn't want the future king to have
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: a half sibling that was Middle Etner dissent. Sure, but
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I love watching all the Scandal with Megan Markle because
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Megan Markle is our people, Like she's in there, she's
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: causing drama. Fucking love it. And then also give it
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: up to Mother Fergie, the Duchess of York. She got
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: her toes suck, she tried to get that little per
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Prince Andrew assassinated or whatever. Fucking love her so love
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: but I do feel bad that she was also really
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: cool to the nineties because they called her the Duchess
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: of Pork. Yeah, yeah, we need to do a royal episode.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: There's so much drama. Like whenever I feel like my
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: family is like like dog shit, this family is hamber
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: dog show. So so yeah, my number two worst couple
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: of that time frame Prince Charles and Lady Diana.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: And that's a fucking great I'm so much more excited
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: for our future episods.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: So my number two pick is I feel like this
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: is gonna be kind of problematic, let's do it. Because
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: growing up in my head, I was like I want this.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: I think they have the best relationship. But as an
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: adult rewatching this TV show and listening to the podcast
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: of pod Meets World, oh, Corey and Topanga's relationship was awful.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you just say?
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Just said that you haven't been doing all that.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, that is not what you said. You said,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: I'm a loser to Panga. I know you said it
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: because I heard it. I heard it from your big mouth.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Oh I have a big mouth.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Now you can't even play solitaire?
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Imbecile?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Did you hear that?
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Okay from my big mouth? Know what to Panga?
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: I used to be able to I used to be
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: able to do a lot of things before I married you.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: Congratulations, you've killed my spirit.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Growing up though it seemed beautiful. But the reason I
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: think it's so bad and I don't have all my
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: notes because I left network again. Hey for me, But
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Corey cheated on to Panga multiple times, and a lot
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: of people don't remember that. He also goes through these
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: phases to where he's like, it doesn't matter what happens. Love,
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: it's our destiny. Love will fix everything. And that's not
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: the real world. So he's putting Tapanga up on this
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: pedestal to where she can never live too.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: So he's expecting things out of her, which isn't fair.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Another reason is Topanga literally didn't go to Yale for Corey.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: She didn't move to Philadelphia with her parents for Corey.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: There's not one moment that Corey has ever done anything
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: remotely similar for Tapanga. It's always to Panga sacrificing something
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: of herself for Corey, but Corey never never does that.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: And they're in the season six when it starts getting
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: pretty I think season five is actually pretty good. Season
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Season four is pretty good too, But I think season
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: four and five that those are the Golden years of
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: uh you know, uh boy meus World. But season six
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: or maybe the end of season five, I can't remember
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: which it is, but Corey's parents get pregnant again and
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: the whole time they're not sure if the baby's gonna survive,
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: and then so to Panga's like really worried, and the
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: whole time, Corey's just like, hold my hand, make everything
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: go better, and She's like, I can't, Corey, this is
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: real life. He's like, no, you can do this if
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: you believed in love. Like, what in the fuck are
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: you talking about, Corey, what are you talking about? I
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: just I think one, I think the real relationship that
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: should have lasted in that show with Sean and Angela. Yeah,
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: they had a really good relationship. I mean not good.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: I mean he does pushure. Sean does push Angela, which
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: is also kind of another thing, like she's the only
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: black character in the show and she's the only one
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: that gets pushed, which whatever, because there's that whole thing
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: that like black people have they don't feel pain as
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: much as white people. Did you hear that?
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: No?
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because like the whole slavery thing, and it even
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: happens in medical stuff now even in like twenty twenty
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: five where they think that black people have a higher
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: pain threshold than white people, which is completely bullshit, you
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. But uh, I don't know if
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: they knew that during this. But when Sean starts drinking
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: in that whole episode, is they could have done it
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: really well. But basically one episode Sean becomes a drunk
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: and then the next day he's not a drunk apologize
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: to Angela after pushing her and she's like, Oh, it's okay,
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: And it's not okay. It's not fucking okay, you know
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: what I mean. But the reason Sean fell in love
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: with Angela is because he had a bad of a
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: bunch of stuff that he really enjoyed, so he fell
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: in love with her without knowing who she was. Anyway,
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: My point is the bad relationship in Boy Meets World
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: is actually I think Corey and Tapanga.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I have a lot of time pack with
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: with Boy's World. I think that show is so fucking amazing,
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: But I agree with you, Okay, sidebar with Tapanga, they
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: should have kept her as like that whimsical hippie that
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: she was in the first season or two.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: I completely changed to Topanga.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Was I love that. Yeah, I think I don't trust
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Corey's parents because they don't feel like the actors that
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: are those parents are real people. I don't feel like
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: they're real humans.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: There are moments where I feel like it's real, But
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: then in the later seasons it starts becoming so sitcommy
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: because the first couple of seasons they actually have this
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: stuff toward neither one of them are right sometimes but
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: they go, hey, in a way, they're like, neither one
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: of us are right. We both kind of fucked up.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: So I do kind of feel like in the in
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: the problem at season three or season four, the parents
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: actually I do think actually have good relationship. But for
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: the most part, I'm kind of with you on them.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're with me on it because I
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: don't feel like they're real people like humans. If I
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: bumped into them at the supermarket, I be like, you're
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: not real. And then.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Are you talking about the actors?
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I don't think that there are people
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: that are notable Bling and then and then Rachel the
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Redhead one she does gang Bang Porn, which is totally fabulous.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: I had a huge crush Maitland Ward. I think her
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: name is that's.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: A fucked up name, but that's definitely a name. Like
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: if you're like, oh, like Maitland's gonna be in game
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: baning porn eventually, I'd be like, yeah, that makes sense.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: And then definitely one of the goats of the nineties,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Matthew Lawrence is then you know, joins the team. So
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I love that, And I also love Boy Meets World
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: just in general with like the relationship, the character mister
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Feenie love him, but yeah, I agree, I think Corey
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: is a fucking asshole and apparently in real life he's
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: a fucking douchebag too.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: It is pretty right. And then yeah, not only just
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: relationship too, but the more you watch it, he was
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: kind of just like a piece of shit. Yeah, like
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: the whole time, Like he always just expected other people
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: to do things for him, and then every time Sean
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: has an issue with something, he takes it and does
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: it tenfold. So there's one episode where like it's just
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: it's unless you watch every episode. It's kind of hard
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: to say, but like Corey was just kind of like
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: a spoiler, a little brat. He never had to deal
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: with anything. His parents always kind of helped him out,
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: or Sean or Japanga helped him out. And it's just
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: crazy because like, growing up, I was like, yeah, I
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: want to love like Corey and Tapanga. But now that
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: I'm an adult, if my daughters were if one of
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: my daughters were dating someone like Corey, I'd be like, hey, man,
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: yeah you should back up a little bit.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: But he looks like he'd be like Vanilla, like a
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: like a boyfriend that you want to worry about your
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: your daughter's dating. But yeah, he's trouble. But uh, okay, sidebar.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Jeremy has message me a few times during the recording
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: of this episode, and one thing that he messaged me
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: was really like depressing, and it was talking about a
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: couple that were engaged and they were planning their wedding.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: They paid eleven thousand dollars for their like winery wedding,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: and they went on a family trip to Hawaii eleven
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: months before the wedding and now and then they died
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: or one of them died and the venue won't refund
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: their money. Oh, I'm like, that's a really weird thing
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: because you know that we're recording podcasts to send me
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: that and then also he messages me another thing, saying
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: that his dad just called and he has a very
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: like turbulence relationship.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: With his dad.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh, wow, that's all to unpack.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Well, to be honest, though, we did tell I mean
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: you probably told Dreamer talking about relationships.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: No, oh okay, no, he's just traumata and then he
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: doesn't know what type of relationship. And then he also
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: just messaged me and said, can you pick up a
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: few pints on your way home of this ice cream?
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: That is with the political landscape right now, that's there.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: They're marketing this ice cream as like we're socially aware
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: and like we're making social changes, but like it's uh
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: so the companies that have been and Jerry's and but
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: the whole commercial that he sent me is like how
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: we're you know, supporting d DEI hires and that kind
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: of thing, which is super fabulous.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: We love that.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: But I think the best commercial for ice cream is
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: like watching some like morbidly obese person waddle out to
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: their freezer in the middle of the night and eat
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: ice cream in in their underwear. So that's what I do.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: And but I just like I don't know if like
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: that's my like, how I'm gonna fight fascism?
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: What is the name of the ice cream?
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I know, I don't know the name of it. I'll
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: send it to you, but but.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, so he just text you, go, hey,
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: can you pick up yeah, socially responsible ice cream.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: So he sent me that, talked about his turbulent relationship
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: with his father and then told me a sad story
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: about this like this couple that died before their weddings,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, damn it, like we're not having good
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: luck with our like trend of people living their lives. Okay,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: So back to Boy Meets World though, when he kind
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: of cheats or in my opinion, does cheat on Tapango
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: with that girl at the ski lodge. I forget her name,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: but she's in Yeah, she's in the Scooby Doo movies.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: And she's also in Dead to Me with Christina Applegate
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Kelly from Married with Children. She is so fucking hot
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: and she's like in her fifties now. And also when
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: another sidebar about Boy Meets World, when the mom or
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: parents get knocked up again with their like fourth child.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: I think it's Joshua.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're in your forties, or something. You probably
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: should be like responsible and like either use birth control,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: get a hysterect to me, get your like penis tube tied,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: or maybe just like flush that feetus down the toilet
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: because you're probably gonna have a the child or it's
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: gonna have like major health challenges.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Dude, fucking al Pacino and DeNiro just had kids in
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: like their seventies or eighties.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not worth it.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: It's not socially responsible. I love DeNiro, yeah, not a
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: fan of Peach, you know, he's fine.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: I think when you're when you're a man and a
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: woman in your forties and fifties, it's time to be
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: grandparents and not be like parents, because you're gonna be
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: fucking old as fuck with all of the like cancer
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: from all of our microwaveable sandwiches and lunches and whatever.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Just stop it, dude, And it sucks because, like, you know,
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: I'm in my now, I'm officially in my late thirties.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: I just said, thirty seven. I get baby fever so
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: freaking much. And then like my kids are and they're
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: like or I guess they're you know, sixteen fifteen. Yeah,
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: so I'm like in my head like they're gonna they
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: are both going to college soon, which is cool because
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: my younger daughter is graduating early and they're going to
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: college together, which are really cool. But I'm also kind
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: of like, I honestly, I wouldn't be upset if they
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: had kids.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: They had kids, yes.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: And then like they're like, hey, dad, I'm gonna go
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: to college and any chance you can raise this kid,
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, you know what, I probably could.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: That would be so much fun. That's a sick common
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: and the way, because I loved hanging out with my
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: kids so much growing up and they're really cool and uh,
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: and it's not hard raising kids. Like I'm playing D
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: and D and this one girl, Uh, she's a couple
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: years longer than me. She's like, is it like she
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: goes you seem like a good dad. I'm like, oh, thanks,
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: I appreciated, yeah, And she's like, is it harder as
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: the kids on?
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: My kids?
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Really not? Just spend time with them and love them.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: That's all it is. And if you do that, your
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: kids are gonna turn out pretty okay. So my point
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: is I wouldn't be upset if I was able to
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: raise another kid right now but I'm too old, so
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna have another kid, but I do you.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Could raise your grandkid or help raise your grand because
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Like our listeners who listen to
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: this are probably more like millennials or like later millennials.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: If you're about to become like an empty nester, that's awesome. Yeah,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: what you need to do is maybe like edge your
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: kids to have kids if you rather, But don't think
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: that since you're empty nester, you need to fill that
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: void and have like a band aid baby, because most
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: likely you're child's gonna come out as a mongoloid. Yeah yes,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: and also not only that, yeah, but.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: In six or seven years, you're gonna be like, you're
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: gonna be too old to do anything and that kids
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: is gonna take advantage of you and then they're gonna
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: be pieces of shit.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So my least favorite couple of all time on anything.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: So the first one I did was TV show, second
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: one was reality like or whatever this is because we
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: might be a simulation. My number one is another TV
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: show is The Ross and Rachel of Friends.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: You had sex with another woman? Oh my god, Oh
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: I knew something had to be wrong because my fingernails
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: did not grow at all yesterday.
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: Well, I guess they had a fight and he got drunk.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: God knew about that.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: They didn't tell us he had sex, and we get
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: hid in our heads. So I want you to leave,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: get out of here, just get out.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: No, No, I want to stay. I want to talk
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: about this. Okay, all right? How was she?
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: Oh? What was she?
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Good?
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: Don't answer that.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Rose she said you wanted to talk about it, Let's
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: talk about it.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: How was she? She was awful, she was not good,
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: she was different, good, different. Nobody likes change.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: That is a good point. They have never seen the show,
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: seen an episode.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's whole that I think might have been
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: like the one of the biggest will they won't they
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: get together? Kind of storylines in a sitcom. And I
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: just hate it because I think that it not just
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: because they were so super toxic, but that whole popularity
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: of that storyline trickled into other shows, limited series movies
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: of will they won't They? And I cannot with that nonsense.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Sure, I can definitely see that. I do feel like,
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: because when did that show come out or like ninety six?
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the early nineties early night and then
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: it did like in two thousand and two.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think one thing I think going back
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: to a woman's world is one thing they kind of
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: miss is they should have done more of a will
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: they won't the won't they?
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: So?
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: I think it would have been cool is when to
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: paying a guy except to Yale and she decided to
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: not go to Yale to stay with Corey. It would
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: have been kind of cool if she went to Yale
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: and they still made it work out, like, oh, maybe
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: she's dating this guy he starts, you know what I mean?
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: That would have been more of a cool will they
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: won't they? But they just got him together. Sorry, I'm
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: trying to add to this, but I've I've only seen
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: if I had to put a number on it.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Six episodes of so SO Readers digest jeff version of
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Friends is there's a bunch of like, I don't know,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: like privileged white people that live in New York City
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: somehow and they can afford the rent somehow. And there's
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Ross and He sisters with Monica. Monica went to high
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: school with Rachel, who's like a privileged white bitch. She
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: leaves on the privot episode leaves her husband at the
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: altar because she's like, oh, this isn't true love. She
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: becomes a waitress and then eventually like gets into fashion somehow,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: and he's a pain paleontologist like studies like dinist or
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: fossils or whatever. So he's into like science and history
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: and whatever, and she's into fashion.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Wait, isn't her dad like super rich too?
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like a doctor or whatever. Yeah, okay, And
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: they're just like not good with each other because Ross
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: cheats on Rachel because I think she like, no matter
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: if you actually like put the penis in the vagina,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: if you're on her break whatever, you know, it's cheating.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: But that he they're just not compatible at all. They're
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: not compatible, And I just like hate that trobe of
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: will they won't they? I just cannot with that nonsense.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Well the thing too, especially in the nineties, I feel
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: like it's always acceptable for the man to kind of cheat, yeah,
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: but if the woman did it, it would her in
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: a bad light too.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: So I think also, without really watching the show or
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: knowing too much about it, it does seem like another
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: kind of misogynistic sess to show to where it's like, hey,
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: it's okay, if he starts kind of fucking around a
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: little bit, but we have to keep her, you know,
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: clean and pretty eat all that shit. So yeah, I'm
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: with you on that one. Without knowing the show too much,
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: the one episode I did watch, I laughed a bunch.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: It was like a wedding and Ross danced with like
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: this fat little girl name like yeah, Trude or something,
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: and that was pretty funny.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: And Friends did have some positives to it. So number
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: one had I think one of the first, if not
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: the first, same sex marriages on TV, with Ross's first
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: wife marrying a woman, So I thought that was pretty groundbreaking.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I love Lisa Crudeau too. I think she's the funny,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: one of the funniest actresses out there.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you knew this, but if it
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: wasn't for Lisa Kudro, Conan O'Brien probably wouldn't have taken
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: that show. So the whole reason, uh, you know, who's
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: the guy who runs SNL Lorden Michael l Thank you Lorden.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Michaels was like, Conan, you might be good for this show,
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: and he's like, I don't know, but him and uh,
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Conan and Lisa Kudro are really good. Friends. So he
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: was talking and Lisa Kudro is like, hey, man, I'm
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: just saying you're really funny. You should do this because
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: you are kind of representing all of us. And so
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: he's like, do you think i'd be good? And she's like,
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: I think you'd be great at it, and so she
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: he's like, Okay, I'm gonna go for it then, So
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: how fucking cool is that? And I also love Lisa Kudro.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: I think she's smart, I think she's funny. Don't find
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: her super attractive, but I do like physically, but how
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: funny and cool she is makes me super attracted to her. Yeah,
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: and she don't know why I brought that up. Why
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: did I say that? But even like I've been drinking, yeah,
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: me too.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: So the thing about that too is I love the
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Lisa Kusher character and Friends because she is kind of
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: like the wallflower, kind of whimsical and everything. But she's
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: the only one that she kind of makes out with
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Ross one time, but she's not the romantic love interest
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: of any of the friends. So she's like the perfect
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: example of the whole when Harry met Sally kind of
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: thing that different genders can be friends without having sex
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: be involved in it, and like Monica gets with Chandler
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Ross and Rachel will they won't they? Sometimes women could
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: just be friends with men without being like, oh, I
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: want to take it over for China. And so I
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: love that about her, and she just she's hilarious.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Wait, so you're telling me that you've been friends with
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: a girl and you don't want to put it in
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: Nina's breaking and a woman can be friends without that.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so but I uh, I just don't care. And
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: I love Jennifer andus. And here's why I love her
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: because every time she's on a red carpet or on
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: a magazine cover, she's wearing like beige and tan and
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: very like neutral tones. And I just love that kind
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: of palette for her. But what I don't love about
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: her is that she's always listeners to be problematic. So
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: we can I don't want to go into bashing Jennifer anderstand,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: but I just can't really stand her too much.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: I thought you said I love her her.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Fashion sense, Oh, okay, that she goes she's just like
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Jerry Hulbebell ginger spice or she only wears white. Now
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: she does not wear any Yeah, she doesn't wear any color.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: She only wears white. How does she eat exactly?
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Dude? The second I fucking put a white shirt on
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: the first thing I eat, I should just have it
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: called a pizza shirt.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: When my when when I go into my my coworker's
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: office when she's on lunch break, I always have to
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: knock because she always has her shirt off and she's
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: wearing like a tank top underneath because she's eating and
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: she knows I'm gonna be wearing white or whatever. I'm
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: gonna spill on myself.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Do you the more you talk about your uh uh
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: would you coworker, I feel like her and I are
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: almost like one and the same. Yeah, I do the
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: same fucking shit. Yeah, Like I could be your coworker. Yeah,
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: it'd be the same thing.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: She's to categorize, Casey, what's up, Casey is she's obsessed
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: with Charmed and all of those kind of like teens
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: so hopes of the nineties. She loves turmeric the season
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: like curry. Her fingers get all orange, and.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: I need to make her some yeah fucking Indian food.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah and all. And my picture of her on my
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: contact is her eating a slice of pizza. Because she
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: always works on Christmas Eve, and I always feel bad.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: So it's been tradition the past five years that I
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: buy her Christmas Eve lunch.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Will you buy Christmas Eve lunch?
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: If you have to work. I don't know work.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who works at Christmas Eve? Well, Casey does? She
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: shows a Facebook pizza AnyWho? So so Yeah. The worst
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: couple in the in my opinion of the nineties, besides
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: my parents, is that is Ross and Rachel. Just stop it, It's.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Good, all right, And okay, so I'm gonna go my
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: worst couple, Okay, And I think if I didn't say
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: this ever, be like, you have to fucking say this.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: So I'm definitely gonna have to go with It's a
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: real couple, okay. And I had to say it, just
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: like uh, the Villain episode, we have to get these
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: we have to say these. Other people were like, why
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: didn't you bring these people up? Yeah, I'm gonna have
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: to go with Hitler and aver Brown. April thirtieth, Hitler
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: takes his own life together with his longtime mistress Afa Brown,
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: whom he had just married the day before. The corpuses
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: are burned.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Oh were they bad?
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's Hitler with his wife Hitler Aberbron.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: She was like missus Hitler.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, so Averbron and Ada, Hitler's long term companion
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: and short term wife. The relationship was private and generally
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: considered normal. Does some say she was unhappy, which makes sense. Again,
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: you're married to Hitler, right, So they met. When Bron
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: met Hitler, Averbron was working for the Nazis photographer at
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: the time. She was seventeen.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Hitler was forty, a Nazi photographer.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Well, it was like all the like making Nazis look great.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: You know, I'd be like, that's such a bummer to
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: take pictures of like Auschwitz.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I think it was like the heigh, like
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: the fun.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Stuff, like the craft that they do.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Well, they had like big fucking like military car not carnivals.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: But what's that called when you go down the street.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: We're a parade parade, big military parades. And he was
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: the main guy that did that. She she worked for him, right,
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: she was seventeen, he was forty. And remember how nerdy
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: I said Hitler was back in the day. So she
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: when he met her, he introduced himself as the wolf.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: That ship is so fucking dumb, Like, did you imagine
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: like she was.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: She introduced herself as No.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Hitler was like, hey, nice to meet YOUA my name,
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: I know, right, what a fucking nerd.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: So this is how they lived. Bron lived in an
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: apartment and at Hitler's chalet in the Bavarian Alps. She
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: was not allowed to be seen in public with Hitler
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: because it's better for propaganda for all the females that
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: think Hitler was like single. She was not involved in
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: Hitler's political life. It was just man like, good to
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: keep it's good to keep separation exactly. Yeah. So they
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: married an underground bunker in Berlin April twenty ninth, nineteen
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: forty five. And then she took the name Ava Hitler.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: I used to date this girl and we broke up.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: And the guy that she ended up marrying, his name
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: is I'm gonna bleep it, but his name and their
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: first kid they named Ava without thinking about and then
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: her and I hooked up a few times after that
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: and I was like, wait, what should she goes? Ava?
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: And I'm like Ava Brown. She's like yeah, I'm like,
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: do you know what the fucking Hitler's wife? She had
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: no fucking idea. Yeah. So now that girl has to
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: go through her knife life named Ava Brown, but it's
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: still close to Averra Brown anyways. So this is how
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: they died. They committed suicide on April thirtieth, the day
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: after they got married, which is horrible. Hitler shot himself
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: in the temple and his wife took a cyanide capsule
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: and then their bodies got burnt by Hitler's guard so
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: it couldn't be fucked around with, you know. But Braun
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: attempted suicide twice early in their relationship. She tried to
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: get Hitler's attention by attempting suicide. She tried to kill
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: herself by shooting herself in the chest because like Hitler
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: was like a fucking like a man's man, like all
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: the bitches wanted Hitler, you know what I mean. But
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: he wasn't spending a lot of time with her, so
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: she shot himself in the chest. But most people think
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: she was doing it for attention. And then she did
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: it again by taking too many sleeping pills because he
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: wasn't hanging out with her very much.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he was busy.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: He was busy.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, you think about it, where bar we are
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: not an alt right podcast? I think it's pretty leader
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: leaning towards that now.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: And I am super glad they killed themselves. Yeah, we
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: are not pro suicide in any takes unless you're Hitler. Yeah,
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: I am pro.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Did she kill herself before or after he did? I?
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. I don't know if anybody knows.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: I'm guessing after. I think he was too much of
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: a bitch to actually do the cyanide capsule like she did,
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: so he just shot himself because I don't know how
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: cinanide kills you, but I feel like it probably fucks
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: up your system and your organs, so she probably popped it,
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: probably got all up and then he was like, I'm
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: not doing that and killed himself.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Your number one is Aba Brown and Hitler? And who
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: was your number two? Okay?
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: Number three was Goku and yeah yeah, but if you
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: don't bring up Hitler, people will be like, you're not
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: saying that that's the worst relationship. Yeah, they were.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: That was pretty tough thing.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: That was very toxic. Yeah, so I do think had
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: to be mentioned.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I think five stars like I think that
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: they but Roman and Juliet didn't they kill themselves together?
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: When you're a kid, I felt like, romy Juliet was
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: so romantic and now I'm an adult, like, why did
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: you just wait ten minutes?
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: You idiot?
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Then you guys both would have been alive, and you
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: guys get a humped later, you know what.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Thinking back to it, I think one of the most
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: toxic relationships of all time was Adam and Eve, like.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Don't get me staring Adam and because you know I'm
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: not religious, right, yeah, so my thing, the whole Adam
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: and Eve thing is just a way to like hold
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: women down. They don't want women to be educated because
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: you think about this, right, we might cut this sound.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's yeah, so my thing. Okay,
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: so Adam and Eve. Adam's there for a little bit.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: Eve comes out of his room, right, So then God
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: is like, hey Eve, I know you just got here.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: You don't know anything that's going on. Don't you eat
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: this apple? And she's like, all right, I don't know
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: who you are for sure, whatever, And then the snake
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: comes up and the snake's like, hey Eve, do you
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: want to know about everything? Which is do you want
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: to be educated about everything? All you have to do
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: is eat some of this apple And she's like, yeah,
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: I guess I don't know any better because I'm new
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: and this one person told me not to eat the apple.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: And this person tells me, if I eat the apple,
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: I'll be educated. So I'm gonna eat the apple. And
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: then once they eat the apple, God's like, hey, man,
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: should have fucking did that, you idiot? Right? And then
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: you know whatever? So now it looks bad for women
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: to be educated. So why did.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Adam get kicked out of the Garden of Eden because
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: she fucked up?
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: Because bitches be crazy?
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so again it's just the same. Besides Adam and Eve,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: it seems like all of our candidates for worst couple
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: of whatever.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: It's always the men. Ashole men are just the goddamn wad.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he had the negatives to him.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: Before we end this episode, I do want to say,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: who do you one couple that we think is great?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: I love that. Let's leave on a hide.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: Do you want to yeah? Do you want to go first?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: To me?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: You go first? I think my favorite couple from the
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: nineties was Uncle Phil and Aunt Viv from Fresh Prince.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: Do you think I'm old? Of course not.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: Do you think I'm pretty woman?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: Look on that mirror and tell me what you see.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Well, let me tell you.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: I see every great thing a man could possibly want him.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: The eyes so dark and deep a man could get
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: lost in them. Skin the color of mahogany, soft to saturn.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: Body fit for a goddess. Look how beautiful you are,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: Look how beautiful you are.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: They were both educated. Sometimes uh aunt Viv would talk
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: Uncle Phil down, and sometimes Uncle Phil would talk Aunt
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Viv down. They were equals, and I don't if you
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: watch those episodes me personally, I think sometimes Aunt Viv
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: was even a little bit more I wouldn't say more
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: powerful than Uncle Phil, but more like understanding, and like
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: sometimes Uncle Will would be like shit, my bad, like
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: not just like that whole thing to where it's like
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: I got a bow down to my wife. But no,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: she made great points, you know. Uncle Phil was a
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: lawyer and then became a judge. She was a professor
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: of English, I believe if I remember correctly. I haven't
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: watched the show for a while, but I just love
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: so much that they were a team. Neither one of
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: them was higher than the other one. They showed how
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: to smart, you know, strong people could survive together, and
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: I think that's a very good relationship people should see
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: is a Viv until the second actress. I feel like
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: the second actress did kind of take more of a
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: subservant role to Uncle Phil. But it's just because, honestly,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: I don't think she was as strong as actress as
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: the first Aunt Viv. So I think they kind of
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: like wrote her down a little bit just so because
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: she wasn't as strong as strong of an actor. But
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: the very first Ant Viv and Uncle Phil, I think
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: is a great relationship.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: That episode where Aunt Viv, the first one, the one
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: I call an Viv me too, where she's wanting to
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: take like dance. Oh and she does that dance.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: And she's smoking hot. Yeah that up.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I've been drinking. So my number one couple, I'm
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: gonna say, because it's more at the the tip of
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: my head right now, is a real couple, and it's
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: because he just recently passed, is uh. Jimmy Carter and
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Rosemary Carter.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 7: The marriage of President and Missus Carter was the longest
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 7: in presidential history, lasting seventy seven years.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: Let's take you to some video.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 7: This is from their seventy fifth anniversary celebration in planes
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 7: President Carter described their marriage as a full partnership. He said,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 7: the first secret of a long marriage is to pick
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 7: the right partner. They also worked out any differences before
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 7: going to sleep each night.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: They had four children together. Yeah, I love him, good
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: fucking pick.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. And just like the history of him, I
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: think that he had a lot of challenges when he
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: was president. He was a very His goal when he
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: was president was I am not gonna lie to you.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: So that's what made his popularity so low is because
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: he did tell people, hey, you guys are kind of
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: like the reason Star Country is a full shit. And
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: then after he was a one term president, he spent
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: the next because he was such a young president, spent
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: the next forty to fifty years giving himself and Rosemary
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: to She gave herself to like habitat for humanity and
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: other causes of you know, providing equality through the through
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: the world. And then their love. He just she was
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: his number one confidant advisor. And that's the way it
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: needs to be. And then what I'm taking note of
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: personally is because right now when we're recording, this is
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: January twenty fifth, and per I don't know if it's
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: in the Constitution or just like a standard is that
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: once the president dies and is resting in state, the
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: flags need to be down to half staff for thirty days.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: Well it's still within that thirty days, and a lot
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: of car dealerships and restaurants and that kind of thing
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: that have flags are are fully staff, which because of
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: the inauguration that really recently happened. So I'm taking a
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: note of that when I'm driving around town. Foint yeah,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: and any flag that's up full staff on January twenty fifth,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm never going to do business with them.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like a chew ron station and unless a
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: really good deal, oh yeah, it's a good deal that
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  Speaker 1: that trumps anything. But but I just I loved the
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  Speaker 1: humblest life that they have, like Walnut Farmers or whatever
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  Speaker 1: it was has not farmers, and just like the love
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  Speaker 1: like they were each other's first love, like they I
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  Speaker 1: think he his sister Jimmy Carter was friends with Rosemary
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  Speaker 1: and they got together. So I just think that he
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  Speaker 1: is one of the first, like one of the only
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  Speaker 1: pop culture or society you know, popular person that really
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  Speaker 1: stood for a quality when it comes to a relationship
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  Speaker 1: that's great.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even want to talk to her about that
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  Speaker 2: because it was so goodly. Thing I do want to
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  Speaker 2: say is like, I love Jimmy Carter. He was so great.
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  Speaker 2: He cared about people, but like Dick maybe, but he
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  Speaker 2: was on fucking hospice for like a year.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, it is kind of like sad
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  Speaker 1: when they're like, oh, he's so happy, but he's like
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  Speaker 1: shaking in a chair like he's.
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  Speaker 2: And then after his wife done, I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: probably a few more days in costs, but then we
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  Speaker 2: had to wait like nine more months, and I was like, I'm.
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna do the same when I have
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  Speaker 1: like great grandkids and I'm trailing on, I'm just gonna like,
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  Speaker 1: fucking no, do not pull the cord.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to.
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  Speaker 1: Time to go. And then also Jimmy Carter's grandson, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know his name. He's fucking hot. He makes so
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  Speaker 1: many fucking jokes that all of these like eulogies and
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  Speaker 1: he's a fucking hilarious little guy. But anyways, so that's
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  Speaker 1: my Number one is Jimmy Carter. Rosemary is the best.
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  Speaker 1: The worst ones. Let's see if I can remember Tim
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  Speaker 1: and Jill from Home Improvement. Third worst Princess Diana, Prince
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  Speaker 1: Charles number two. My worst favorite was Ross and Rachel
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  Speaker 1: and Andy were by yours mine.
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  Speaker 2: My least favorite was my third least favorite was Goku
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  Speaker 2: and Chi Chikay, Corey and Tapanga, and then Hitler and Averbrown.
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  Speaker 1: Worst there they were banned. They were the worst Okay listener.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Jeremy, if you're listening, I'm really sorry that
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  Speaker 1: I fart all the time in bed. I love you
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  Speaker 2: Jeff fart's in bad I would not put up with that.
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  Speaker 1: Should be the fun out, he says, it sounds like iron. Anyways. Anyways,
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