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RHOM: "I Don't Know What I Did to You But I'll Take this Denim Jacket" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Whoo. Darling drama, Darling drama, Darling. Hey, everybody, welcome
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back, Happy twenty twenty four. I'm here with Emily Dereesis. Hi,
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Emily, Hello, how are you? I'm great. I did not have
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our mics muted at the beginning of that intro, so there will be people
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if you heard the woo and that that was not meant to be unprofessional.
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It's just you know, we're coming in after a long break and here we
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are. I know. And let me tell you, Amy, you look
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very spicy in the new year. I am beige in beige oh here,
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but you are. Oh my gosh, We're still connecting because I have a
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beige foundation special and a gorgeous peacock esque US sweater. Ah. This is
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a shout out to my bestie Kelly. Kelly ford Owen and Chicago sent this
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to me as a gift. I love it. Mike gall and I have
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known each other. Oh my god, here's the perfect segue, not even
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intentional. But so my friend Kelly and I. I'm sure you guys have
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heard me talk about her, but so we've been friends since literally we were
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five years old. Like we met on the playground. Our houses were on
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either side of the playground. We met, we were like, She's like,
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do you want to teeter totter or you know, on the seesaw or
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whatever, And so ever since then we've been friends and she ended up going
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to boarding school. She ended up moving to like Chicago, So we've always
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been you know, in different places, but which is very difficult before the
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internet. By the way, Ki, yes, so we've been able to
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keep our friendship. But she and I both have a big birthday happening this
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well, she just turned fifty. Sorry, Kelly, I just told everybody
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I'm turning fifty this year. I got Kelly and I both one of these
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turn me royal portraits. Oh my god, that's amazing. So it's like
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one of those things where you can send your pictures in either way. This
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is not a hashtag to add okay, So you can send your picture and
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they put your faces on the bodies of like just this like you know,
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baroque artwork. So you know, wouldn't you say this is sort of sixteen
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hundreds? Yeah, I think it's. Yeah, it's I'm gonna put that
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sixteen to seventeen, sixteen to seventeen. Yeah, let's go with that and
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we look hilarious. And so I got us both one of these. But
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I am holding a letter in this and that is to represent our pen pal
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relationship that we had, Like so when she went to boarding school and she
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was she's so good at writing and she would keep up so well and I'm
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the worst at writing. But so this is me reading one of her letters.
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So there you have it. We both have one of these ridiculous portraits
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now in are Oh and I'm wearing her sweater that she gave me. Happy
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New Year, Emily, Happy New Year. Speaking of gifts, Michel,
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Emily hit me up right before the end of the year, and I'm talking
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twenty twenty three, and that's behind this now. But she was like,
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I sent you something in the mail. You will get it. There's no
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you. We'll see how it goes. I mean, it just piqued my
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interests. I had no idea what to expect. If you are watching this,
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if you're tier two or three, you will look over my shoulder and
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see a gorgeous neon sign that says drama darling, yes, spelled with a
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comma. I almost sent it to say drama darlings, which is not the
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name of this show. Can you imagine. I don't know what I would
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do. I'd be like, oh my god, change the name. I
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would have to change the name. I already copyright it, copy wrote it,
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copywritten. It's been copyright write it, but I would have to copyright
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Drama Darlings again. But anyway, thank you so much for this Neon sign.
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It is up in the office. I've made some considerable changes over the
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break. My parents were here, in which my mom loves to organize,
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so she was I was like, let's get you on this front hall closet,
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Let's get you on those utensil drawers, Let's get you in the pantry.
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And then I was able to work a lot on my office, which
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is just has been a total disaster since I moved into this house. Just
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it's really the catch all for everything. And got a chest of drawers from
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Amazon. Brett put it together through pretty much all my stuff in there.
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Rearrange a little bit. I'll do a little revealed to a video and reveal
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a ittlever on Patreon. But I need to paint the handles of the chest
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of drawers gold, so I have some gold paint for that, because there's
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silver and it just doesn't blend with my gold in here, and how does
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that match with the wrestler's cabinet? And thank you for mentioning that that is
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still here that was not relinquished in the the redo. The Darlings just say,
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you know, Amy is making direct eye contact with Stone Cold Steve Austin
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at every show because he is in that cabinet. She has a cabinet ake
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of Brett's Wrestler WWF and e oh yeah, all of them, all of
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them from all the years. They are the housemen represented. I see in
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Juel Gorga in there, all the guys from JUSI are in there. Somehow
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he collects them and he has them in like a glass cabinet for I Kia,
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you know, and I basically said, like, fit whatever you want
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in this cabinet. The rest go into storage bends, to which he was
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like, I think we need another cabinet. And I was like, I
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don't think we do. Get whatever you can get in here, because it's
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all we can do. But there's nowhere else to put this, Like where
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am I going to put it? You know, I can't throw It's fine,
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it's great. He won't know that he needs to have his he needs
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to express himself. And even though I'm in here every day and have to
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look at it, he does work in here on occasion. And so you
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know what this is love, This is compromise. Yeah, and in look
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you feel protected by mankind, by the I R S. By uh,
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the junkyard dog. I'm trying to think of all the eighties wrestlers. Oh,
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the I R S is an eighties wrestler. Yeah, I am so
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impressed. Yeah that you know, Yeah, I can't remember all. His
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big finishing move was the check the check mark or the check off, and
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he would like make a check sign with his arms, like, oh my
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god, Emily, you know a lot more about this, I effect it.
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I know a lot about very few like I wouldn't be able to name
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much more about. I just remember that you know how you were member things?
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Yes, yes, very impressive. Can't wait to tell you. We
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had a great break and I'm glad you guys enjoyed all of the episodes that
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we pre recorded and put up. We've been getting great feedback on that,
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so thank you so much for being subscribers, and thank you to the new
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subscribers on over on Patreon. Thank you to everyone who's listening on the Public
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podcast. We're gonna have a fabulous twenty twenty four shows are cycling out,
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new ones are coming in and uh we're gonna have at it. And uh
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we today we actually have two episodes of Miami to discuss. Well, thank
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you Bravo, because I was a little worried. I was like, Bravo,
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we need something in this. We just give us a little something before
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Utah and you know what, Like, okay, so we're doing Miami today.
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Tomorrow we're gonna get yeah, Salt Lake City, then Thursday Beverly Hills,
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Friday Southern Charm, and then the bonus app will actually be Emily and
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I are going to recap the last well the last three episodes of Real Houswives,
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Ultimate Girls Trip Legacy. Yes, I mean yes, they gave us,
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Well, Peacock gave us that Bravo. Yeah, I mean Peacock gave
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us Miami. Peacock's like we don't sleep over the break. Yeah that's true.
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But those Miami episodes were on Bravo. Oh I keep I will never
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I will never ever be able to tell people that Miami is on Brovo,
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Like I don't know why. I never connected with it being on the network.
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Now, like they started, they came back. Give it to Peacock,
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Give something to Peacock. I think that's what they want. I want
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to be this sweater. You know you definitely did. I love it.
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Listen. Yeah, we're gonna do Miami today. I'm very excited. So
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I hope you guys had a great break. Emily is still in Maryland.
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She is remote, so she's on the grounds there, which will be fun
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to recap Potomac again with you knowing that you are in the DMV area.
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Well, I won't be in front of any of their homes, or will
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I. We'll find out. There's only one way to find out, uh
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huh, And that's if you're me that morning and you drive over to Robins.
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That's the only way we're gonna find out. I said, recording there
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because you got to go to her dream house, you know, because she's
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putting it all on the line for that house, like she's not She's gonna
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stick it out, So you might as well visit that house because that's what
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all. Well, Oh man, I got I got laundry to do.
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Maybe I'll try to find one at the laundry. No my yeady yaiwy four
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spicy, dress up like a pizza delivery person like she did when they went
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to Karen's. Right, I think, so, yeah it's Karen's. Yeah,
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what's that? Yeah? It was like they pranked Karen because Karen was,
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like she said, she lived in that house and they wanted it like
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no one's there or so they pranked. Yeah, brought the pizza. So
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all right, done? At ten am this week, I'll go over as
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a pizza person. Okay, bag laundry. Okay, you guys, Robin,
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you get it, you get it, you get what I'm doing.
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Oh god, and then while you're on it, take her away from him,
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please do as all a face. Yeah yeah, I won't tell her
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that's what I'm doing. But when you guys hear that police report, you'll
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all know. We all know when you see it on page six restraining order
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against Emily Dursi's drama Darling Neon sign. So anyway, happy New Year.
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We can discuss more of our resolutions later, okay, because I haven't had
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time to wrap my head around it. Just drove my parents to the airport.
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They were here for almost two weeks, had a great time, a
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lot of cooking, a lot of drinking, a lot of cleaning, a
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lot of organizing. I'm living my best life because I was working. I
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was working, you know. All right, let's get into some dish,
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baby dish, all right, all right, Well, first off, I
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have to say Morgan Wade, as we all know her through Kyle Richards,
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the Country singer, is uh, well, she actually had a double mastectomy.
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You know, It's interesting because I I forgot, but they did speak
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to this that she was actually going to have this back in August, and
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now it actually happened. I just didn't know that. I never saw the
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article. But anyway, she was able to undergo this with the help of
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nonprofit Mission Plasticos. She says, it's been over three weeks since she had
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this. It was a preventative double mastectomy. She said, I'm finally able
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to put a hoodie on. And she said that she's you know, had
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to deal with forced downtime post surgery, which has been very difficult for her.
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And she had an aunt who she's is that she lost both her grandmother
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and her great aunt to pancreatic cancer and had an aunt who was diagnosed with
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breast cancer at age thirty and after her cousin tested positive for the RAD fifty
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one D gene mutation, which I'm it's RAD fifty one D. It doesn't
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say BRAKA, so I don't know if it's one and the same, but
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it says it puts which pushed carriers at a twenty to forty percent lifetime risk
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of breast cancer. So she was this is why she did this. She
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tested positive for that as well, and she decided to move forward with the
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removal and have the double mastectomy. Wow. You know what's wild about this
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is that, you know, Kyle, I believe her mother. She's she's
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always been scared about, you know, getting a brother. Yes, you're
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right, her mom died of breast cancer, right, So this is just
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if you think about it, how close they've become, and that Morgan was
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experiencing this throughout. You know, their friendship now must be very triggering to
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Kyle, no doubt, but also good for Morgan and great that we have
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the technology to be able to pinpoint these things that can allow you to realize
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that you are a complete candidate and that it will and if it won't happen
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it's most likely to happen, and there's something you can actually do about it.
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Well, did you is this this? I read the article, maybe
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it was a different one. Maybe had that organization in front of you,
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because Morgan did not have insurance. And so Kyle works with this organization that
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helps people with breast cancer get the surgery that they need for it, Mission
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Plasticos. Yes, yeah, yeah, so so Kyle works with that foundation.
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Yeah, no kidding, Oh my gosh. Well that's absolutely incredible.
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So I thought, like I think sometimes, like especially like I would just
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I would just assume that Morgan was fine. She probably had some kind of
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insurance, like maybe it wasn't great, but like, you know, she's
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all right, but it's but she did not have insurance, which is very
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real. And so I was like, wow, that's very scary to go
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through the RAFA. Yeah. Well, you know, if you're an entertainer,
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that's really hard. If you're not, because you're yeah, yeah,
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you've got to even if you are in a union, you have to hit
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certain like you know, especially may proved if it's preventative. Yeah. So
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good on Kyle for the organization, Good on Morgan for being so open about
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it because a lot of people absolutely in other news. Kyle, Oh,
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actually, yes, real quick, did you see that pepparazzi find Morgan at
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the airport over Christmas break? And he was like, what do you think
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about Dorritt and something something? And I was like, derry. And then
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they said, do you think he'll ever be to Morgan? Do you think
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that you would ever actually go on an episode of the Housewives. I was
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like, dude, you're chasing this poor girl down at the airport. You
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know nothing, they never do. It's like, yeah, I've already been
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on the show, That's what she said. Yeah, I've been a few
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times. Yeah, and she kind of blew up the whole world when Kyle
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put a tattoo on my arm. Yeah, oh that's what it was.
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Were you upset to hear that? Durrit it thinks that you've come in between
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her friendship with Kyle Urt. She's like, I don't know anything about that.
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And then do you think you'll ever actually go on? Yeah? I've
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been on many times. You know what. It's the holidays, so I
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think their regular reporters were off on break and then these people that reporter was
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like just filling in and has no clue, no clue, his like his
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you know niece was standing there, like go get her. She's on the
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Housewives, dorito. Okay, we are in Hi. Can't believe you would
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call me to do it, clearly, I'm from Connecticut and it's dereet all
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right. Another Kyle's story is that obviously she was an ash bang over the
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brake and she was in Kimo Sabi, which we all know. We know
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that store, and need I say more? But an employee mentioned that Rihanna
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was there, and Kyle's like, oh my god, are you kidding me
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right now? I want to meet her? And so they they and Rihanna
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agreed because we all know that she's a Housewives fan, so that in fact
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they did meet up. Pictures were taken, and uh yeah, it's a
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lot. The kids were there, the girls were there. It's exciting.
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But you know, good for them at Kimo Sabi. Wow, of all
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places, of all the places, that's the best for a small business.
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I think couldn't agree. I mean, they have single handedly put Chemo Sabi
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on the map. I mean it's definitely going to be a tourist destination.
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If it I'm sure it already is, you know, like, like,
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what other hatshop of any kind can you name off besides lids off the top
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of your head, no pun intended, Habitdasherie and Downtown Las Veela's No,
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I can't think of one. So there you have it. Well, Alexis
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Bellino is in the news obviously because she and John Janssen, you know,
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are going strong. She posted a picture of her hand with a Van Cleef
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ring on her finger, and she said words cannot actions do. I will
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no longer feel guilty, I will not apologize. Love will create its own
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story. I love you, Johnny j I'm sorry. I couldn't get that
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out without throwing up in my mouth, and I am a trained actress.
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Hashtag love wins. Sorry that is not a hashtag for you? Yeah,
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hashtag no no, hashtag not engaged, hashtag promised hashtag Merry Christmas at Van
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Cleef arpels. So it is a promised ring and uh sponsored promise ring,
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so allegedly. I mean, if you're gonna put the store in that it
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fell. It felt like an ad from the beginning, is what I'm trying
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to say. Well, there were some murmurings going on, which is some
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face reality sixteen thoughts on process was it face reality sixteen? Is is that
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it? Okay? Yeah? So face reanally sixteen? They says, they
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says to us, they says no, they said it on their account,
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something along lines of like it was during the break. So I took it.
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I took it in passing. I just I couldn't rest on it because
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my brain needed a break from these people. But apparently David Badore's sister has
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some sort of high powered position at van Cleef right and is somehow connected to
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Alexis Billino or they know each other or and that I don't even know.
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Yeah, yeah, I don't even know. If it goes that deep.
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It sounds like she just doesn't like Shannon. I guess I mean the sister
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in law. Okay ya, gotcha? Yeah, all right, Well,
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she works at Vancleef, so they were making a connection that there was something
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about was there. She also liked the post, oh God, which that
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is really tacky. It is really tacky because even if she's like, oh,
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shout out to the company I'm in, I wouldn't like it if it
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was like gonna be a mess for me personally. My god, their mess
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just spans all of how far it's like a sewage leak. It just uh,
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it's like the slimee that just keeps going, volcanic matter that you can't
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stop. Where is it gonna end? Ugh? By the way, Alexis
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did post saying something along the lines of the rumors are not true, like
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it's not true, meaning that she's coming back to Orange County. What there
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are one thousand rumors about which rumor isn't true? That she is coming back
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to the Real Housewives of Orange County. So she isn't No, she's saying,
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she's alleging. She made some sort of cryptic post that was like,
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it's not true. I don't know. That's what I mean, Like,
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what isn't true? That it's that it was a sponsored ring by rights law
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that you're not in, that you're not promising that you have a contract that
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you like on I don't know what's going on. It's Johnny j Also,
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she posted and this is three days ago. The devil may think he is
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winning right now, but my God has other plans, so is which sounds
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like a tagline. I can't read anything anything like a tagline. I mean,
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I'll I'll read Moby dick like a tagline, you know what I mean.
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But this is just and I will again. I love to read it
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once a year. It's my go to book, just spinning into the camera
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of every sentence like it's a tagline. This white will wait wait we started
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at the same time. Please you start with your harpoon tagline, because that
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sounds like that's all. That's all. Let's let's marry our white and our
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harpoon. Okay, okay, okay, I'm my harpoon. But this whale
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will never wear white. That's my white book, my white party. We'll
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only have one guest, and that's a wail amazing, Oh my god.
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Wow. But I also just resent her bringing not only got into this,
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but the devil like also her god like you yeah lead gross, yeah my
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god. Yeah, well yeah it is your god. Your god is a
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narcissist. Your god is thirsty, honey, okay, thirsty, and so
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is Johnny Jay's. It's just all gross. And yes, I'm still following
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her because these are the things that I need to find out. But yes,
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of course, well we I mean, there is other news, but
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I'm gonna just skip it because we've got to get into Miami. There's just
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so much discussing. There are two episodes that we clearly need to, you
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know, get into and have we said hobba dah this year? I don't
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think we have no happy New year in hobba dah. Ahbadah habadah everyone,
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if you're new here, that's my daughter. And Habbadah is a made up
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word that just means like anything. It's like it's it's like how awesome.
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It's like the Holy Spirit. It's everywhere, you know what I mean.
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It's like we love whatever we're living. Habida all right. So we have
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two episodes of Miami, episode eight and nine. Episode eight is called Palm
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Beach Pandemonium and episode nine is called Mama sy to Madness. They love an
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alliteration over there in Miami. But Mamasey to Madness, which is the latest
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one, is part one, and then there's gonna be a part two.
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And I kind of say at the end of this part one, and I
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hate to just skip right here real quick and we'll go back to the beginning.
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But like I was like, oh man, I can't wait for Anna
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to show up like this is That was a great, great little to be
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continued it was, and I it's so interesting because if this is a real
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thing with your real friends and they clock someone, you wouldn't be holding their
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arms pulling them back in the room. Like Marisol and Alexia they like they
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lack but Nicole's pulling her arms yeah, when like no, no, please.
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They couldn't be more clear where they're They hate this and they I know.
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But what was interesting was that Alexia was like, I can't believe this.
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You're disgusting. No, Taut would not agree. Can I get a
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drink? And I was like, wait, are you leaving or are you
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staying? You know. Marisol's like I could probably get through this at Vienna
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Vanga Sola. I mean I could probably stay, but Alexi was so high
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they like to leave, you know. It was almost like they just weren't
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sure. And they're like, yeah, those cool jean jackets are here,
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and like, oh, grab one. She grabbed one on the way out.
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I'll tell you this one of the greatest exits I've ever seen in my
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life. She says something like thank you for the jacket, but I don't
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appreciate this. I was like, that is Oh those jackets look great.
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The personalized hot sink embroidered. Oh loved them. Loved them. Yeah,
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yeah, but I don't know when they're gonna actually wear them. But it
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was I like that it was important enough for her to get her like slide
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a hanger down to make sure she got the right one right, right.
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I mean, I'm surprised she didn't notice and the jackets hanging that Anna's name
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was on one of those, because she went straight. I've never seen housewives
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notice name place cards or like yeah on tables faster than these ladies. Yeah.
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I wondered that too, And I'm like, maybe they just don't show
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us this because it's not interesting usually. And then this time they were like
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waiting for the moment when they all saw it, because I think I'm sure
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that they were They had probably put her near Marsol, you know, and
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I'm sure that they were hoping that it would just be an exchange of placement
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at the table once, like some drama around that, right, right,
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But they just high tail it out of air, those two. Yeah,
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And I do you think Nicole. I think Nicole kind of knew what was
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up, but I think at the core she was like, I think there
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might be a little dust up but it's not going to be a big deal.
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Yeah, I really need to unravel this because like, let's just talk
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about this because we can easily go back and get into the other stuff.
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But they find out that Anna kin Kosis is coming, and we have that
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flashback to the reunion from last year where in the reunion Nicole says kind of
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in a snarky way and uh saying like, well, yeah, Anna and
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Leah be reaching out to me and kind of making them look kind of thirsty
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and so. Uh So when Nicole says, nobody said they have issues,
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well, they had talked about it at the reunion. There have been There
27:29
were two comments made by both Marisol I believe and definitely Lexus by like oh
27:34
horrible people like or whatever you know. And then Kiki, which she knows
27:41
what's up in every at every turn, she knows what's gonna hit the fan,
27:45
and she's like, I'll say you the one turn and where she doesn't
27:48
know what's up is when the term where her boob will fall out. That
27:51
seems to be the only area she's not sure what's up. Yeah, that's
27:56
a good point. It's good and it's her all boob flying out. You
28:02
know, everyone deserves a croquet boob every once in a while. You know,
28:06
almost it happened almost again with that gorgeous purple dress she had on too.
28:11
Oh wait but anyway, yes, well, you know what, she
28:15
loves to throw the fenders out, you know, just live free. Well,
28:22
Nicole, oh, Kiki's like, I'm nervous for you, and Alexia
28:25
is like, wait a minute, Who's who's Anna? And then Nicole's like,
28:29
well, Adriana is bringing Anna and she can't get her last name right
28:33
to save her life because she even drew that flat that flashback to the phone
28:38
call between she and her Adriana, and Adrianna is like, oh yeah,
28:41
I'm gonna bring I'm gonna bring Anna. She's like, oh it kn'ts king
28:52
Sienna like oh my god, and then she says she's like Anna can soy.
29:02
Alexi is like, oh, you guys are pathetic. Since since when
29:07
are you best friends? And Nicole's like we've been friends. It's like oh
29:11
yeah, So this is where it's like, Nicole, you know what's up.
29:12
You know what you're doing, Like obviously Anna's talking shit to you about
29:18
Alexei and Marisol and to Adriana for that matter, but mostly Adriana. And
29:23
then she tries to throw it onto Adrianna, saying, oh, she wanted
29:26
to bring her. Well, Marisol isn't really saying much, and Alexi is
29:32
like hello, like I'm sticking up for you, Marisol. And so finally
29:37
it's like, oh, yeah, so she wants me to die. I
29:41
mean, I'll be okay if we stay, if I just get a Vanka.
29:45
And then Alex is like, no, this is a really bad move
29:48
on your part, Nicole, and so, and Alexia is full on yelling
29:52
at Nicole, and Nicole's like why would I know this? And Alexia is
29:55
like stop yelling. It's like you're yell Oh my god. Yeah, I
30:00
see. That's when I was with Nicole because I was like, you know,
30:03
what if they just showed if if what just happened at the reunion was
30:07
all she knew she like I said, like she knew that it was there
30:10
was a dust up, But like, Nicole's a busy gal, Like she
30:14
doesn't necessarily keep up with all the shit that's said on every podcast and every
30:18
like page six about driver. So I kind of felt for her only because
30:23
I'm like, she is busy. I don't think I not know the depth,
30:29
like the depth or the level, but she was definitely taken advantage of
30:33
by this process, you know, trust the process. She's trusting a little
30:38
too much because Adriana is really kicking up the dust and is the one that
30:44
brings her in. Yeah. And I bet you when Adriana called about that,
30:48
or however when they talked, I bet you she was talking her up
30:51
like my best she's one of them, she's such a great goal. Yeah,
30:55
and she probably downplayed all the bullshit from before and and I am sure,
31:00
yes, it was presented a certain way to Nicole. Oh absolutely.
31:04
I mean at this point Nicole probably thought she was a completely different person because
31:08
she can't say my last name oh Anna Cancine Anna. Well, so yeah,
31:22
I don't think Nicole knew but full on, but she definitely was up
31:26
for causing some drama at this dinner. And she probably is like, well,
31:30
producers know, and it's a thing that they do on Housewives, where
31:33
we invite extra guests to kick up the dust. But listen that flashback to
31:41
the podcast in which Anna was on, but also somebody else and I don't
31:45
know who that other person was, but that other person was being terrible,
31:52
saying horrible things about Marisol that were really just under below the belt, if
31:57
you will. And I think, and that was the clip that they showed,
32:01
which made me think maybe Anna hadn't said it anything that bad, but
32:06
she hadn't really said anything nice and also hadn't really stuck up for her either.
32:09
I think she did say bad things, but the clip that they showed
32:13
wasn't her saying all the bad things. Well, she says, yeah,
32:16
it was the other woman. And the woman said, we call her,
32:21
So she's jumping her into it right right right, And I don't know what
32:25
went down between them. We obviously know something went down, and so you
32:32
know, but Alexia is saying, like Nicole, you're really smart. You
32:36
should have known. So Marisol. Basically, they take their drinks and their
32:39
jean jackets and they go, you know, I mean, what are you
32:43
gonna do? Say, straight to the roller rink, made some laps.
32:49
That's what you do with those jean jackets. Oh god, I mean that
32:55
table looked gorgeous. I love them. Oh my god. The pink claw,
33:00
the pink tinted glassware too, is so cool, so pretty, and
33:04
we love it. Gorgeous tablescape. Everything was just so beautiful, just gorgeous,
33:07
gorgeous Miami, gorgeous Miami. The drinks, milkshakes, like the whole
33:15
thing. It's great. Oh how about when Lisa picks up Larsa and her
33:20
housekeeper's Honda Oh my, and that they're pulling her over? Yeah, because
33:27
she's driving that car. I was like, because because you think it's stolen,
33:31
right, not because it's a low priced car, Like, what can
33:37
we get a few follow up sentences, Lisa, so I don't hate you.
33:40
It was really rough to see these very very entitled women who are so
33:46
rich, they are so they have no clue, and for Larsa to be
33:50
like, I feel like Thelma, Luise, we should rob a bank and
33:54
just be like, did you see that clunker they were driving in that movie?
33:59
Like there's no comparison. Oh my god. That was very it was
34:04
funny. It was funny. I'm not gonna lie, I'm sorry, it
34:07
was funny. It was funny just because you just realized how to touch they
34:12
are Oh, completely, yes, you're right, and yes, like well
34:15
Lisa had I was kind of on Lisa's side through eight to the Car Geral,
34:23
eight to Adderall yeah, now we know with up and now we know
34:30
why she's so skinny all the time. Oh thelon why the adderall. And
34:37
the best part was when she was in the car with Adriana and she's thinking
34:40
she's gonna tell her story and Adriana will blindly get her back and instead Adriana
34:47
is a just a truth teller, whether you like it or not, and
34:51
exposes her and Lisa's like like did you see that uncomfortable laugh, like what
34:57
are you doing? She was like, oh, he you know, Lenny's
35:00
trying to I can't believe this. He thinks that I'm I'm after like pills
35:05
and and I want pills. And She's like like klonipin and adderall, and
35:10
at Larsa was right Adriana wait aunt Drianna Okay, in my mind I thought
35:16
it was lars in the car, No, it was Adriana. And She's
35:20
like, first of all, you have a d D. Second of all,
35:24
you have prescriptions. And Lisa's like no, no, no, no,
35:29
no, no no no no no no no no. You know,
35:31
like, oh, but prescriptions are not frowned on in a divorce if she's
35:37
doing like something recreationally. But I can also know that people are over prescribed.
35:44
That's how we can get into an Elvis situation. How you get into
35:46
all kinds of situations where you're prescribed a lot of drugs. But it's a
35:53
bad look in court if you have an attorney going through your medications, the
36:00
opposing attorney going through your medications. It's my understanding that judges don't like when
36:05
you mess with prescriptions and a divorce. Like, if it's a prescribed thing,
36:09
that's what I understand. Even if it's prescribed, that's my understanding.
36:15
If it's for mental health and your going and that's what and you know,
36:19
but I could be wrong, but that's my understanding because it's showing that you
36:22
are trying to like, you're showing that you are working on your mental health.
36:29
And so if it's a prescribed thing, that's my understanding. Oh you're
36:32
saying it's a good thing or a bad thing. It's a good thing,
36:37
like an opposing attorney doesn't want to mess with your prescribed I'm sorry, I
36:45
get it, I get it. I apologize. Yeah, listeners, friends
36:47
and Romans, country men, country women, But who knows like that I
36:53
could be totally wrong. That's just what I just think that she wanted to
36:57
kind of like put the kebash on her doing anything at all, prescribed or
37:02
not prescribed. She was in that car to say, can you believe he's
37:07
trying to make me look like I'm a drug addict looking for like pills,
37:10
you know, and Adriana should have been I mean, because you are,
37:17
but the prescribed geez, this guy's crazy. You know what makes me mad?
37:24
You know? Like she did not pick it up, and I love
37:30
her for that because she is so true to who she is that she's gonna
37:32
tell it like it is no matter what. Like Lisa was going, oh,
37:37
Mama, she was the wrong person for this job, the wrong person.
37:42
Well, where they really did screw her up was at that dinner when
37:45
they asked her if Jody is supporting her financially on camera because that could Why
37:53
does not one woman at that table know that it would be a bad thing
37:59
for him to start paying for stuff for her in the middle of the divorce
38:01
proceedings, is when she's trying to get alimony and child support? Like,
38:07
how does not one woman at the table know that that would in fact hurt
38:10
her? Well, that's where I was like, you guys are not doing
38:15
her. That's why you guys even like her, because they're saying this shit
38:20
when she's not around either they are, and so they're giving Lenny a case.
38:24
They are giving Lenny everything on a silver platter. And because they're starting
38:30
to question her motherhood, they're the ones who are trying to make her look
38:35
like an unfit mother by the questions they're asking her. And to be honest
38:38
with you, I have those questions too. I just can't believe how relentless
38:45
just Julia from a farm is, you know, who's in one scene holding
38:49
nineteen goats and two hundred and fifty chickens, and then another scene being like
38:53
your unfit mother because you leave loggin home when you come to party, you
39:00
know. And I'm like, oh my god, what are you doing to
39:04
her? You know? I mean they all had a turn, they all
39:07
had a shot at you know, they went up to bat and they all
39:10
hit it. And Julia was supposed to be the one that was going to
39:15
gently say to her, don't talk about money anymore. And what instead what
39:20
she said was, we want you to feel comfortable telling us anything in any
39:24
way that you want to say it. I was like, no, Julia,
39:28
No, that's not it. That's all she does. She well,
39:34
they were all calling Julia out, I think in the confessionals for like fumbling
39:37
the ball, but she didn't. Wasn't the only one who fumbled it.
39:40
It was like all they fumbled it and then they were tackling Lisa. It
39:45
was not the game they had planned for, you know what I mean,
39:49
like everyone got off the bench except for Larsa, believe it or not.
39:52
Like she was like, yeah, I'll say something, but you guys get
39:55
it going. Meanwhile, she was just like, eh, Marcus, I
40:00
got so it was quiet because she just was like I'm gonna say my piece
40:06
when the smoke clears, because this is not what we get. She and
40:09
Adriana were the only ones who actually held it together to try to like keep
40:15
this train on the track for her. Yeah, and also like, uh,
40:21
this was the one time somebody brought up Lenny and she said, I
40:25
don't want to talk about Lenny. I've talked about him too much. And
40:30
then Julia is like, that's my cue, let's talk about Lenny. But
40:35
when it's like these, when I leave goat well, I mean, Lisa
40:42
had the perfect question, which was like hold on, let me get this
40:45
straight. You don't want me to talk about Lenny, but now you're questioning
40:51
me, You're giving you're asking me a million questions like which one is it?
40:54
You know you can't have it both ways that if I don't say it
41:00
will literally be in court, Like you are putting me in court right now
41:02
by your questions that you're telling me not to answer, Like there could be
41:07
emotion filed about this dinner. Thank you everyone. I agree it was Lisa.
41:15
Well, Julia confronts her. First, Alexia jumps in about the fucking
41:22
the Google alerts, you know, the the instacart. Then then Alexia follows
41:28
it up with like the car. Then Nicole's talking about Jody. Everyone is
41:36
like everyone jumps in and is roasting her for wanting to Netflix and chill with
41:42
Jody, and they're like, oh, you want to stay home now,
41:45
It's like, what do you want from her? She's you know, but
41:49
I will say, you know, it is weird, like when Julia was
41:52
like, well that night, I'm glad that you thank you for coming to
41:55
my cancer cancer party because after what happened, and were the kids okay?
42:01
And Lisa was like, yeah, it was bedtime. They went to bed,
42:06
and I was like, oh, that's that's a rough answer, you
42:08
know what I mean? Like, and then Alexia just pouring it on,
42:14
being like didn't Logan say Mommy, will you stay with me? And I'm
42:19
like, yeah, the theatrics, the theatrics, you know, I mean,
42:23
I agree with them. I don't know why. Lisa, Yeah,
42:28
yeah, they all had a great point. That was not the time,
42:31
nor nor the toal sah. They yeah, they hate her, it's the
42:39
takeaway. And I don't think they think she's a fit mother clearly, but
42:45
I have what are you gonna do? Send them with Lenny and his fucking
42:50
whatever he has? Now are you gonna do? Yeah? I think that
42:54
they're trying to have like, uh, I don't. I guess what the
43:00
I think that they were doing was saying, girl, wake up, you
43:04
can't you can't, you can't have everything that you want. You got to
43:07
kind of like yes, yeah, Chill. I think that was the direction
43:09
that they were trying to go, not realizing that they were like here,
43:14
it is Lenny, your perfect motion, right. Instead they really ripped her
43:17
down for all of her decisions. Yeah, and then questioning whether or not
43:22
Jody's helping her now the car thing actually made a lot of sense to me.
43:27
Why she's driving it. I don't know why they got caught up on
43:29
that. I mean, it's marital property, plain and center. She has
43:35
every right to drive that car. So why would she go get a car?
43:38
I mean, yes, Okay, so she has ten thousand dollars a
43:43
month in right now, I think it is what it was. I can't
43:46
remember what was it. Ten thousand a month at least for like some sort
43:51
of temporary support. Okay, could she go and rent another car at least
43:55
another car? Absolutely, But to her point, I don't know, It's
44:01
like she should be able. He's got two cars, she should be able
44:05
to have the other one, and there should be not one of these people
44:09
at the table, maybe Nicole. Wait no, they've all been divorced,
44:14
right, they've all been divorced. Yeah, so like they know. That's
44:20
why I'm like they hate her because they all know what's up. They've all
44:24
and some of their divorces have been unbelievably contentious. So for them to be
44:30
like, why are you driving the car that you like? That could end
44:35
up being her car when this is all said and died, So like,
44:38
I don't get it, I really like, I don't I know. And
44:43
then they're like, oh, but Alexi brings up, oh another Google alert,
44:45
and it's always to Marisol's phone. It's never to her. Well,
44:50
Marisol got a Google Alert, Yeah, I did you know? Marisol is
44:57
the only one that can sign up. She pays for the Google Alert.
45:00
Yeah, and she has it, like always has the notifications on. She
45:04
gets push notifications, and she always turns up her volume so when we hear
45:07
it, we can all hear it. Come in and it dings it literally,
45:10
says Lisa. You know, so we know so not only the Instacart,
45:15
but like there was a listening device planted in the car, and Lisa's
45:20
like, well that when I'm driving is not the car in question. I
45:22
mean that was the other one that Jody put it in. But whatever,
45:25
right, well see there again that yeah, should that's the other rumor,
45:30
right, yeah. And I think they've like allegedly and this is all allegedly,
45:37
you know, have said could have sworn. Lisa said in a post,
45:42
like, well, he wouldn't have had to put the listening device in
45:44
there if you would have just done it. Good lord. The that was
45:51
the only reason I thought, like that's why they're going for the car,
45:54
is because they're worried for her, because she knows that Lenny would go that
46:00
deep to put listening devices in the car, Like that was my only thought
46:05
that like they were protecting her from that otherwise, Is that right? Yeah,
46:09
like cut your ties from I think yes to your point, and I'll
46:14
t tack onto that, which is like, don't drive his car so that
46:19
you're not in a situation to where you're getting in trouble for making a bad
46:22
decision of putting listening devices or anything else in the car when you shouldn't be
46:29
doing that, Like you know, separate yourself and the advice about you shouldn't
46:34
go out of one situation and into another, meaning with Jody, I mean
46:37
I couldn't agree with you more. She's in a contentious situation of a divorce.
46:43
How do you have time to pour into a relationship and also take care
46:50
of the legal matters at hand and your kids? It's not right. I
46:54
mean I hate to sound like a doctor, Laura, but like you need
46:59
to not date for this full year until this is settled down. Like this
47:04
really does muck things up and it's very confusing for the kids. And I
47:07
feel really bad for them now. And they saw what happened that night when
47:14
Lenny and his mom were there, was there and then they called the police.
47:17
And then she shows up at the party later in full glam. Honey,
47:22
I can't get into full glam on my best day, you know,
47:24
and today is my best day. I'm in glant But like, you look
47:29
amazing, thank you. So d just left. They just left. I
47:32
mean they're like, yeah, you know, it takes some time. They
47:36
got to fill out their reports. But it's like it's so hard to make
47:40
time to do the types of things that you do to look good. And
47:45
she's doing just fine it that, you know what I mean, which is
47:46
why it comes into question the decisions that she's making. And it's starting to
47:52
look a little sus to the ladies when it comes to motherhood. And I
47:57
get it, like I can sign off on that. And I am concerned
48:00
about Jody slipping in there and she's in a vulnerable position and him getting a
48:07
piece of all this, you know, and getting right. He doesn't mind
48:10
when his name's mentioned in articles. He made it very clear he just wants
48:15
her to check in on him. So good thing that you know, iPhones
48:19
have reminders on them. Oh my god, on speakerphone. What if he
48:22
would have like really let it out. She didn't tell him that right away.
48:27
You're on speakerphone, Lars's here. I just want to check on you.
48:31
Are you okay? Here's the deal. I'm I'm in the trunk of
48:35
Lenny's car right now. I'm recording everything. She is a piece of work,
48:42
man, I know. Like see, that's the thing, Like,
48:44
it takes a lot for me to like have Lisa's back in almost any situation.
48:49
Agree because it at dinner, I agree with you, I know.
48:52
And then so much so that even when she's on speakerphone at the ballet class
48:58
talking about Lenny filing emotion and getting full custody, Thank god, I can't
49:04
talk right now, yeah, because the kids are here. But Lenny's doing
49:07
this right That really actually infuriated me because you actually saw it happen right in
49:13
front of those kids. And that did infuriate me, Yeah, because I
49:16
thought, so, you don't have their best interests in mine. In my
49:20
opinion, when you do shit like that, you don't, no, And
49:24
I think that that's the thing with Lisa at its core that drives me nuts.
49:30
Is. I think she always thinks that she's the smartest person in the
49:32
room, and we keep seeing it backfire, and so I do worry about
49:37
those kids. But all that said, if I was Larsa or one of
49:39
her close friends, there's no way I would be having these conversations on camera,
49:45
because to your point, do you really want Lenny to have full custody
49:47
of those kids? Absolutely, no way. I guarantee you Lisa would be
49:52
heads above tails, and I don't think you'll get full custody. I'm just
49:55
saying, like, would you want her to get a dime less from that
49:59
asshole? I want her to get everything, everything, absolutely, And I
50:02
do believe her. I believe everything when it comes to like, she helped
50:06
him build up his business and his companies, and you know, she they
50:08
had kids together. She's been there. She and he let apps around at
50:13
every Halloween party they had, you know, and he right, and he's
50:16
benefited from the show that she's on. Right. So I mean you could
50:21
argue, well, she wouldn't be able to be on the show, but
50:22
maybe she would have married somebody else that had a lot of money. Who
50:25
knows well, he was the boob the boob doctor the boob guy or whatever
50:30
doctor Boobs. Who knows before they she was actually on the show, so
50:36
he already had a great reputation. But even furthermore, yes, I completely
50:38
agree. They met in Vegas. She was a cocktail waitress. That's how
50:43
they met. And it is really sad to hear her she would have landed
50:47
someone else in that causeino, you know what I mean, it's for sure
50:51
luck of the drop, you know, But like it is sad when you
50:53
hear her talk about how she doesn't have family, and when she and Larsa
50:59
were at dinner and she was talking about how she's going through this alone,
51:01
and Larsa says, I know what you mean, because like my sister in
51:06
law like lived with us, and then when the divorce happened, it's just
51:10
basically like it was over. And Lisa's question was that, like do you
51:16
miss her, and Larsa, in typical Larsa fashion, cannot answer a question
51:21
straight, was like, I just no, I just you know, I
51:25
just miss being able to talk to her because she has my kids. And
51:30
I'm like, why don't you just say you miss her? Like what's you
51:34
can't answer one straight question? She is so such an enigma because like she'll
51:38
do things that make no sense to me, and I think to myself,
51:42
how do you not comprehend something so simple and actually go in the opposite direction.
51:46
And then in other times she makes me laugh so hard and she really
51:51
entertains me, where like Lisa is like, oh, I just set in
51:53
a reminder to call you, and Larsa's like, do tell ements? Remind
51:59
her? What are you doings like? And and also Larsa's opinion on Lisa
52:04
is very I think protective. She has great advice, which is like,
52:07
land on your feet first, build your brand, do what you need to
52:12
do before you go out into the world again. And I think that Larsa's
52:16
completely done that. Only fans are not. Like she did do that,
52:20
you know, she wanted to be on her own two feet. She never
52:22
did that before, regardless of how wealthy she was from being married to Scottie
52:28
Pippen. But my rest my case, I rest my case. Your honor.
52:34
Okay, your honor, thank you? You maybe seated? Oh oh
52:38
oh. What was the other thing that Larissa did that was funny? Oh
52:43
shit? It was something else? Was it? At the croquet when she
52:47
like agreed to like like have everybody check their language, and then it just
52:52
got worse. Yes, And I think that was it. She was the
52:55
only one that was like aware of her surroundings. I know, okay,
53:00
well we'll chill it out. Yeah. Fuck well she didn't say it,
53:05
but everybody else did. It's funny. Adriana screaming about the alligator was very
53:13
funny. Oh my god, that was when I thought, I think that
53:15
was the dress that I thought Kiki's boob was gonna fall out again. Oh
53:20
yes, that purple dress. Now I know what you're talking about. Yeah,
53:23
that was weird. How Alexia and Marisol both popped up in their confessionals
53:29
talking about Adriana. First of all, they put their issues aside by the
53:32
way, like they're just on opposite ends of the table. They just coexist.
53:37
And Alexia says in her confessional, I prefer the sedated uh Adriana,
53:42
and Marisol says, I prefer the rigam mortis in the cask. Get Adriana
53:45
because they don't like this her like doing jokes like this, which was like,
53:50
which whoa. Well, the irony is that's what she got pissed about
53:54
with Anna and why she has a problem with her is because of saying similar
54:00
thing. So I don't know, Marisol, you just said the same thing.
54:07
Also, they keep talking about like sedation and pills. What was Well,
54:12
it sounds like when she's in a xanax stupor or whatever. I'm just
54:15
making it up. And I'm just like, well, I mean, I'm
54:17
sure Adriana Lisa, I've had a conversation about pills before, that's for sure.
54:22
Yeah, no, she should allegedly. Yeah. Also, I that
54:30
that was that's the same dinner that Julia talks to Alexia about the sleeping,
54:35
the sharing the room, right, yes, So she finally was just like,
54:39
hey, I wanted to talk to you about this, and then Alexia
54:42
was like, no, I was joking. It was a joke. Uh,
54:45
And it's clearly wasn't a joke. And then Julia says like in air
54:51
quotes like I'll make you know, I'm gonna let it go or something.
54:54
But I was like, those air quotes are you and Andy going at her
54:59
at the the reunion? For what that really was? That was exactly what
55:02
the air quotes meant. We'll drop it for now, see it at the
55:06
reunion, right, oh, Andy Cohen? Yes, I mean I'm glad
55:13
that she apologized and did she though, because she kind of acted like Julia
55:19
didn't get a joke. She which is the word like, she kind of
55:22
treated it like gas litter a little bit. Yeah, yeah, And I
55:25
think she did apologize just as a safety But I think that the reality is
55:30
that she's going to really lean into that. I'm I guarantee you at the
55:35
reunion, she's gonna be I'm joking. I'm the funny one, and I'm
55:38
always joking and nobody knows that I'm hilarious and that was a joke. You
55:45
know. That's what she's gonna She'll do million for Kara Top this week.
55:52
That's my opener. Told said to do it, told my gold told oh
55:59
my god. You know, I think we failed to mention even though this
56:07
is a huge banner of these episodes, which is that the reason why we're
56:10
in this situation with Lisa towards the end here is that Lenny is going very
56:16
low and is basically filed emotion to get full custody of the kids and is
56:22
claiming that and I quote what Lisa said in the car to Adriana. She
56:28
says that I desire legal controlled substances such as clonipin adderall stuff like that.
56:32
So and Lisa says that she has filed emotion to stop that motion. And
56:39
you know, I don't even know where we are now in this case,
56:43
to be quite honest, so that I don't remember thing with the thing with
56:45
him doing the full custody is. I do think that that's more of a
56:52
move to just go crazy, balls out and see what sticks. So that's
56:58
definitely a move that happens. I bet his attorney, I don't even I
57:04
will put money on Lenny doesn't really want full custody. He's just trying to
57:07
get this is he knows that Lisa once. Yeah, so he's it's a
57:14
move, that's all you are, so right, I mean, I'm not
57:20
like a genius. I think that's kind of just like you know, when
57:23
you have an aggressive lawyer. That's what they do, okay, and they
57:30
and they go low too in that motion. They will make you feel like
57:35
a horrible person. And that's all part of the emotional bullshit of it.
57:38
But yeah, it's terrible. Yeah, it's terrible. So can we just
57:45
talk about Nicole's dinner with her dad? Oh my god, I mean Lisa's
57:52
parenting is like, whatever she's going through a tough time, I'm going to
57:58
give her a little bit of a great emotional past. What the fuck is
58:04
wrong with this guy? Well, r I pasted past. So we won't
58:10
speak ill of the dead. I will, I will, Amy will not,
58:15
and I will. But what a drunk you know, that's wonderful.
58:22
What a reckless drunk? Amy gave his eulogy, and she's about a couple
58:27
of the father it's very stasistic drunk. There you go. It was yeah
58:37
that I don't even know if what he was saying was really true, like
58:40
that he actually had two other kids. I don't know, you think I
58:45
want so Yeah, because the mom Nicole's mom was like, well I knew
58:49
about the one, remember she she She's like, it wasn't my place to
58:52
say anything or ask about it, like I was. Yeah, So she's
58:58
like, yeah, I knew about the one. But also just the way
59:01
he handled Nicole in that whole situation, and so could see she's been doing
59:07
that fucking heavy load emotional bullshit with him, like acting like it's not that
59:12
bad. So he doesn't go away, Like I just felt so bad for
59:15
her. She had him cut off. I think for a long time,
59:20
right, But you could see in that moment she kind of went back to
59:22
the old thing where like he gets like, what's wrong with you? This
59:25
is I'm telling you? Oh my god? Yeah, and then like who
59:29
are the other two? And he's like, well, you're you're very particular.
59:31
It's like, oh am I geez, how dare I want to know
59:36
that I have two other siblings in the world. And I was already showing
59:40
up here to get the biggest roller coaster lunch of all time with your twenty
59:45
year old girlfriend, and I was finally ready, and instead I'm getting this
59:52
like and so I could tell like she was trying to, you know,
59:59
like she doesn't to upset him because they're in a good place. Yeah.
1:00:01
Yeah, And she's taking care of herself. Really, she's distancing herself.
1:00:07
She's put up that boundary of like, this is what our history is,
1:00:12
and I can't rewrite that story. I think she now understands why he made
1:00:16
the choices that he did. At least well, she's like, I'm so
1:00:21
glad we had that one therapy session, you know, which actually did answer
1:00:23
a lot. It was a really big question to answer, which is that
1:00:27
he was terrified of doing something wrong and hurting her. So he stepped away
1:00:30
because he couldn't be a competent father. And so she has gotten to that
1:00:37
point, and I think she also knows that like this type of story for
1:00:42
reality television is a big is a big seller. You know. It seems
1:00:46
he's made he's made that choice to step away again for the latest kids.
1:00:52
But oh sorry, sorry, but we won't speak ill of it. We're
1:01:00
not going to speak ill. We will not speak ill of the dead,
1:01:02
you know, allegedly allegedly. I love when Nicole was like, oh my
1:01:08
god, their kids falling from the ceiling. I mean to keep your sense
1:01:13
of humor in that place. She ought to do that twenty three and meters.
1:01:17
I hope that she did. I hope she got some of his DNA,
1:01:21
because just for her kid's sake, to know like who's related to them
1:01:25
locally, you know, like that that's a real thing. So you are,
1:01:31
you're right, yeah, check into that. I wouldn't. I wouldn't
1:01:37
trust that her dad knew of all his kids. And I also feel like
1:01:44
I get where Nicole would be really reluctant to want to actually get to know
1:01:46
any of these people. Because yeah, yeah, I would wouldn't do it
1:01:52
for a second. If there was like one sibling, I would, Yes,
1:01:57
I would be curious. I would want it. But and when you're
1:02:00
dealing in the tens of make it to double digits, that's too much.
1:02:06
You're gonna end up paying for somebody. You're gonna end up giving money.
1:02:10
No, you can't, you cannot, Yeah, you can't. I would
1:02:15
prune that family tree, honey, you know what I mean, Get those
1:02:17
pruning shears out and snip snip away. You can just protect yourself, you
1:02:22
know, like, Yeah, you don't have to be involved in everyone's life.
1:02:25
That's a part of your family period. But you do need but you
1:02:30
do need to know who is a blood relative that your kids probably shouldn't have
1:02:34
a relationship with. That's the only thing, that's the only reason you'd run
1:02:37
to know, like the siblings in the area. Yeah, yeah, yikes,
1:02:45
Okay, uh. I just feel bad for her because it's just so
1:02:52
much. It's just like this guy does not quit giving garbage. Yeah,
1:03:00
I mean yeah, But the best that he could do was that therapy session
1:03:05
where she got closure. That was a very cool thing he did for her
1:03:07
where she could have it was, and he showed up for this and yeah,
1:03:13
his twenty year old sciatica girlfriend who probably never existed, she's probably pregnant.
1:03:20
Way to blow up now that the sciatica is that there's a hole in
1:03:27
her back. Oh yeah, yeah, he's just one of those guys that
1:03:34
will he I mean, and did I think just keep it going into like
1:03:40
until he was done, and they're you know what I mean, just like
1:03:44
spreading that stuff. I'm gonna have kids soon soon, maybe three. What's
1:03:52
your problem? Are you like a Joe Peshy character at this point? That's
1:03:58
yeah. And that's the thing. He's not even doing a bit. He's
1:04:00
not in character. No, that's him and it's hot. And I had
1:04:06
one of his kids. Oh no, figured it out. And Nicole,
1:04:15
I'm coming for you. I want to live in your well. We better
1:04:21
support her getting to married to him. Get married to him fast with no
1:04:25
prenup so you can get some more money, yes, my sister, Nicole.
1:04:33
Okay. Lastly, probably is that we go to the farm. We
1:04:40
go to Julia's ranch that she has been working on. She would be my
1:04:44
stepdaughter because we got married, right, I'm not her sister, it's not
1:04:47
my sister I had a baby with her father. Oh yeah, so she
1:04:51
would be my daughter, my daughter, Nicole, No, your step daughter,
1:04:58
my daughter? Sorry, go ahead, what you had the baby at
1:05:04
Julia's ranch? Right, Yeah, she's a service that she's now providing so
1:05:12
she can make a little profit. Yeah, it's stable buds for on the
1:05:18
coles. Dads babies only in the coolest dads babies. Oh my god.
1:05:28
Okay, uh so, yeah, Adriana comes and visits. We see how
1:05:33
many animals she has. The farm looks great. She funds it by herself.
1:05:38
Martina does not help her financially with the farm. Yes, it's a
1:05:43
hobby. And then Adriana drops this this little thing about Anna Kinkosis. I
1:05:53
was like, and now I'm going to get the name wrong, which is
1:05:56
that Adriana is like a little bird told me that Todd and Alexia having financial
1:06:00
issues. And she's like, can I can I trust you with the little
1:06:04
bird And she's like whoo oh oh. And then she's like it was on
1:06:12
a Kinkoss But you're not going to say anything, are you. I don't
1:06:17
like knowing things. And then then yeah, she just drops drops it on
1:06:24
her. So then at the Mama Sita party, like the Mother's Day brunch
1:06:30
or whatever. Like when Julie is watching this all go down, she's like,
1:06:34
oh, Todd's business isn't doing well and they have to break the lease
1:06:45
and go. And yet we're seeing that Alexia has to move out in fifteen
1:06:49
days, which turns out to be oh, no big deal. Honey,
1:06:53
hey, sweetie pie, baby, come on in, baby honey. Thirty
1:06:57
days, honey, baby, Hey, Oh my employees, baby honey,
1:07:01
into that office. Twots come here, twists my lap? I know he
1:07:10
did. Oh my god, And like all those men around having a fake
1:07:14
meeting, and like, yeah, I don't know. There's something something Hell,
1:07:25
no word, Julia, So like there's there's gotta be paperwork. There
1:07:40
has to be a paper trail. If this person who owned their condo that
1:07:45
they were leasing put it up for sale, there has to be a paper
1:07:48
trail. So we need to see the receipts on that. I think I
1:07:53
don't. I think Todd was working a deal that he didn't fully didn't really
1:07:59
work with Alexia, and then here they are. She doesn't know all the
1:08:03
he need to get rid of that place. You need to get out of
1:08:05
that place. And he worked a deal that she didn't know anything about,
1:08:11
and here we are in thirty days. Okay, So this is very much
1:08:15
like people have said this before, but like a Joe, Judaice Teresa's situation
1:08:21
where they're just like sure, sure, okay, whatever you say, okay,
1:08:27
uh huh uh huh. They're not telling their ladies what's going on.
1:08:30
They're not telling their wives. So I don't know about him specifically, but
1:08:36
it doesn't take a to a light tap into commercial real estate currently is it's
1:08:45
not doing so hot. So I would assume his business may be also not
1:08:51
doing so hot. Like look at all the empty commercial real estate property that's
1:08:56
around like post COVID, Oh my god. And so it's I just think,
1:09:02
yeah, probably Todd and and somebody alluded to the interest rates being crazy,
1:09:09
right, so I think that they're probably Why wouldn't they be affected.
1:09:14
So yeah, but for the story to be that the seller the owner was
1:09:19
selling the place, is what you're saying a straight up lie. I think
1:09:26
Todd benefited from that sale somehow and got out. I bet, don't you
1:09:30
think they made Okay, So you're saying that he found a buyer for that
1:09:35
place and got a commission got some kind of call that is interesting. See
1:09:42
I would not have thought of that. That's a brilliant place. Well he's
1:09:45
in them, he's in that business. He probably's like, I got a
1:09:47
beautiful place where running it. You should come check it out, and then
1:09:53
and then goes to whoever owns the place and says, look, I'll make
1:09:57
this happen for you, and I want this a piece of it quick sale.
1:10:01
Yeah right, all cash thirty days come here to sit on my lap.
1:10:13
Okay. So that actually, wow, wow, wow wow. And
1:10:16
then for him to think that, you know, residential real estate is not
1:10:21
a good is weird bonkers banana town to me. But you know, maybe
1:10:31
they know something about Miami real estate that I don't sure, sure very and
1:10:35
that is very possible. Well I know, bad, very very possible.
1:10:53
I don't know who that was, but I like her very very Okay,
1:10:57
Yeah, anyway, but like I guess my whole thing is oh man,
1:11:02
Like Alexia knows that that's a stupid decision, like you know what I mean,
1:11:09
she knows, she knows what's up, and she keeps repeating it.
1:11:14
I think she keeps repeating it to people. She keeps saying it out loud
1:11:16
to whoever is listening, Yeah, hoping someone can explain it to her,
1:11:21
because Todd clearly isn't tat cannot And I understand the idea of living in a
1:11:29
condo for the sake of Frankie. That touched me. I love that.
1:11:33
But you can buy a condo. You can buy it, wow, and
1:11:38
it's an investment, you know. Yeah, So that argument didn't stand.
1:11:43
Even though I liked where she was going with that, I think that maybe
1:11:47
they aren't as fluid financially. Maybe Todd's got a lot of things locked up
1:11:54
in commercial real estate that can't really move right now, and that's where they're
1:12:00
at. Yeah, Allegedly people don't want to lease commercial property because it's so
1:12:06
expensive now because now everyone's trying to get their return because they've lost so much
1:12:12
money. Everything is saying people are losing their businesses because the rent is going
1:12:15
up to astronomical rates, you know, So it's very difficult. So that
1:12:20
seems like an industry to me that is for sure in a lot of fluctuation
1:12:26
right now. And I even think too, like when you hear about these
1:12:29
big companies like in downtown cities that are like no where everybody needs to come
1:12:35
back. You have to come back to work, and everybody's no more work
1:12:38
at home. My theory is like, okay, they these companies don't want
1:12:42
to be sitting on these huge commercial properties that now all the local businesses around
1:12:47
them have gone out, all the restaurants. The property value is tanked because
1:12:51
without these big companies in downtown areas, there's no small businesses that get the
1:12:57
overrun. So it's like Facebook, all these companies like, yeah, everybody
1:13:01
back to work, Let's bring our property value up. And I guarantee you
1:13:04
they sell those things quick because we've already seen that, like people were fine
1:13:09
from home. Yes, this is our road. I didn't know we were
1:13:12
going down. But that's where I see the small businesses are paying. They
1:13:16
are paying for it. I mean, I'm seeing it here in Santa Clarita.
1:13:19
It's really sad. A lot of small businesses going out of business,
1:13:23
and and here comes in Krispy Kreme, which, believe me, I am
1:13:27
thrilled about. Okay, congratulations here when I heard the news. Okay,
1:13:34
but like you know, there's other businesses that that can't survive, and it's
1:13:39
it's just really too bad. But will okay anything else Girty went back.
1:13:47
I thought, Gerty telling the boys, I hope that was just hard to
1:13:53
watch, Yeah, because they were they were crying, but also like trying
1:13:56
to eat in terms of like you could tell they didn't want to be doing
1:14:00
like talking about this on camera, but you know it's so it's I don't
1:14:04
know how you do it. So no, I don't tardy anyway, So
1:14:09
I was like, I just felt bad, but I don't know. I
1:14:13
liked that Lisa called Elle at belly. She called him her a little friar
1:14:19
cracker. She did friar, and then she told a story about like late
1:14:26
like the I was, I always said on the prettiest, so I should
1:14:30
go for Do you remember that free to Be You and Me? Ladies first?
1:14:33
Ladies? Did you listen to Free to Be You and Me? That
1:14:35
I remember Free to Be You and Me? It was a thing about ladies
1:14:39
first and being the prettiest. And that's the one that gets eaten by the
1:14:43
tiger. Sorry spoiler alert. Tiger is Lenny his mom. Allegedly when she
1:14:54
was bragging about how she's a little me and that she said that in the
1:14:59
dance class, I was like, you're disgusting and you're gonna your child is
1:15:03
also gonna sorry. Well, like I'm like, what are you doing?
1:15:10
Like get get her, get her reality check, you know, Like that's
1:15:15
not a way to act, you don't, you know, and you don't
1:15:17
want to teach your pride yourself on. Here's here I am. I'm from
1:15:21
the Midwest. Okay. Uh, we don't act like that. You know,
1:15:25
you don't say those things. And I'm teaching my daughter to she shouldn't
1:15:29
say that, and if she does, she's gonna have she didn't get it.
1:15:31
She's gonna get her IPI taken away, she's gonna have a time out,
1:15:35
and we're gonna have a real talking too, because that's not nice.
1:15:39
Well, Maddie told me that she could go ahead of me because she is
1:15:43
very cute. I gotta go. I gotta talk to her. Well,
1:15:48
I just thought it was just so like dance mom, tacky, like gross,
1:15:53
you know, and it just window her. Sorry, I crossed.
1:15:57
I just I go back and forth, like you want your kid to not
1:16:00
to be really confident in every way, So I kind of But then at
1:16:02
this that's excluding can feel bad. It's it's nice not that part. Yes,
1:16:10
I agree. When you're saying comparing I should go first because I'm prettier
1:16:13
than you. I would want my kid to know that she's cute. I
1:16:15
just not at the expense of your kid, right, right, right,
1:16:20
right right, anyway, totally, I hear you. Anyway, I'm the
1:16:24
best mom. I make no mistakes. She doesn't make a one, not
1:16:29
a one one. And I was a perfect child, made no mistakes.
1:16:33
And on that. In this book of world records, I know you can
1:16:36
find me in there. You'll get a Google alert. It's tied up with
1:16:41
Lisa's Google alert, so you'll get it. But this was so fun.
1:16:45
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1:17:31
great to be continues. It's tomorrow the finale. Oh my god, it
1:17:36
is. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is. Yeah, we're switching our
1:17:40
gears. So get get get pumped. I don't know what that means.
1:17:45
Get on your skis. Wait, they're still they're still in uh Bermuda.
1:17:51
No, yeah, we're still. Yes, dear girl, Yes, this
1:17:56
is the Heather ripped off the mic. Don't come in my room. Oh
1:17:59
my god. Yeah, all right, all right, and in the game
1:18:03
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