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HIGHLIGHT 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 16th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

• 0:03
  Speaker 1: Hi, welcome back. Get some other influencer stuff. Other influencers
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: in the news.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: Like this one's a plus sized and clueless influencer. Influencing
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: you to be plus size.
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: Our name is Gracie Vaughn.
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: And she's getting roasted online because she posted some glamour
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: shots of herself posing in the rubble of the earthquake
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: in Panama.
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  Speaker 3: Morgan, I know Morgan.
• 0:41
  Speaker 4: I met her.
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: You did. Oh, kind of. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Power stop event.
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  Speaker 5: Cool.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Tracks is an under.
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  Speaker 6: She's a mutant.
• 0:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. It's the lower half of her body.
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: So she posed in this tight white shirt and jeans,
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: crouching beside these collapsed houses. And the Internet's just going
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: in on her. Her defense is that she was trying
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: to raise awareness and help families rebuild.
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  Speaker 1: Raise awareness of the earthquake?
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  Speaker 2: By taking a glamour shot. Yeah, a glamour shot in
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  Speaker 2: front of some earthquake rubble. And she did a post
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  Speaker 2: where she was carrying a case.
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  Speaker 1: Of water to victims.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, good.
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not, I'm not defending her in the
• 1:22
  Speaker 4: photos or any way, but she was doing more than
• 1:24
  Speaker 4: that to be fair.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not, I'm not going to be fair to her now.
• 1:27
  Speaker 4: Like such as she was, it was more than just water.
• 1:31
  Speaker 4: It was like a large amount of supplies that she
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  Speaker 4: was giving out to people at the earthquake sites, wherever
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  Speaker 4: she was taking the photos. I, uh, I'm reminded of
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  Speaker 4: when there were the big fires in LA and, um,
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  Speaker 4: there was somebody that we work with that wanted to
• 1:49
  Speaker 4: make it look like they were doing more than what
• 1:51
  Speaker 4: they were doing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yes. And they brought the social media department from
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  Speaker 2: the station down to the parking garage where he was
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  Speaker 2: carrying a big, empty cardboard box and loading it into
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: a van that was going to be going to one
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: of the, where they were collecting for supplies and things
• 2:11
  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 1: And it was like, all right, you got it? All right,
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  Speaker 1: here we go.
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  Speaker 2: And they did it like four or five times Then
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  Speaker 2: they went down to the actual place and this person
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  Speaker 2: was coordinating getting a shot of them coming out of
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  Speaker 2: their vehicle.
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  Speaker 1: Taking that same empty box. It's an empty box.
• 2:28
  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: And then carrying it over to another location. At that point,
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: they got the shot. That person got back in their
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  Speaker 2: car and then just went home. Didn't do anything at
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: the actual place. That's a literal parody. Like if SNL
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: wrote a parody of a celebrity.
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  Speaker 1: That person will remain nameless.
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  Speaker 2: That is just disgusting. But I'm getting same type of
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: vibes on.
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  Speaker 1: Well, she actually had supplies though. Why are you taking...
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  Speaker 1: Her boxes weren't empty. Her boxes weren't empty. Glamour shots.
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  Speaker 6: She's standing in a pile of rubble trying to look cute.
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  Speaker 6: It was.
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  Speaker 2: this is before the day of influencers really, but like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, people do this stuff at places where this
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  Speaker 2: is not the appropriate place to be taking a photo
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: like that. It was right after nine 11. I was
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  Speaker 2: working in New York at the time when nine 11 happened. And, um,
• 3:07
  Speaker 2: you know, as, as far down, you can go in
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: lower Manhattan toward the trade center. They had the streets
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  Speaker 2: blocked off, but there was just a pile of twisted metal, rubble, concrete,
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  Speaker 2: everything else that you could see down toward the end
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  Speaker 2: of the street.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: All the spotlights on it because they're doing the rescue
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  Speaker 2: or whatever operation. And there are people right there at
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  Speaker 2: the NYPD police barriers like– Big, like, Sammy's thumbs-up photo,
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  Speaker 2: kind of.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: Disgusting. And, dude, the NYPD officers, like, lost it on
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: these people.
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  Speaker 6: Good.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, the one part, they had their camera taken away,
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  Speaker 2: and the cops smashed it on the ground. And he goes,
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  Speaker 2: get the F out of here.
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  Speaker 6: Back before cell phones, you could do that.
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  Speaker 1: Right, yeah. Like, yeah, there were no... It's just the.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the initial, all the initial photos were like that, too,
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  Speaker 4: for people, like, across... The river. They were taking photos
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  Speaker 4: like that.
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  Speaker 2: A Miami fitness influencer is behind bars after shooting and
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  Speaker 2: pistol whipping an Uber Eats driver.
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: The driver had delivered the food, chatted briefly with this dude's.
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  Speaker 1: Girlfriend, then came back later hoping to get her number.
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  Speaker 6: Which turned out to be a bad idea.
• 4:10
  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Bury the lead.
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  Speaker 2: The influencer shot at him, pistol whipped him. Cops also
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  Speaker 2: found drug packaging operation there in the influencer's apartment. Seized
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  Speaker 2: over $ 11, 000 in cash. And so now he's got nine
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  Speaker 2: drug charges on top of the attempted felony murder charge.
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  Speaker 3: You couldn't just take the compliment. No, I saw the story.
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  Speaker 9: The influencer's the boyfriend.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the influencer's the boyfriend.
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  Speaker 3: Take the compliment that somebody's into your lady.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, if he comes back to the house, look,
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  Speaker 6: I'm not going to discharge a firearm because there's a
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  Speaker 6: very famous saying that the second you pull that trigger,
• 4:41
  Speaker 6: your life changes forever. But yeah, the guy comes back
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  Speaker 6: to the house, he's going to get a very stern warning.
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  Speaker 6: He's going to get a talking to.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I want to clarify that Sammy was not down
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  Speaker 2: at ground zero with the thumbs up. I was comparing
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  Speaker 2: it to Sammy's photo, her notorious photo that she took
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: at the spot where JFK was assassinated.
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: Lost his life.
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  Speaker 2: There was an ex on the street there in Dallas
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  Speaker 2: across from the book depository, and she ran out in
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  Speaker 2: the middle of the street, and she turned around, and
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  Speaker 2: she had a big dumb smile on her face with
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  Speaker 2: two thumbs up.
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  Speaker 8: It was a.
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  Speaker 9: Poor choice of hand gesture. I didn't know what to do.
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  Speaker 7: I was with someone who said, hey, do you want
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  Speaker 7: a picture out there? Go out there, and I'll take
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  Speaker 7: a picture of you. So I was like, okay, because
• 5:24
  Speaker 7: traffic was.
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  Speaker 5: About to come.
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  Speaker 6: Wait, can we pause real quick? So she's now blaming
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  Speaker 6: the person she was with for forcing her to be
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  Speaker 6: a disgusting murder porn vampire.
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  Speaker 1: But it's still.
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  Speaker 9: An active street that cars drive down.
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  Speaker 6: So.
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  Speaker 7: The light was turning green, cars were coming, and I
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  Speaker 7: just had to do something.
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  Speaker 9: I didn't think about it, and it was not a
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  Speaker 9: good choice.
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  Speaker 6: The correct response is, no, I'm not going to take
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  Speaker 6: a picture there. That's disgusting. Why would you even suggest
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  Speaker 6: that for a while?
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  Speaker 9: I was just so excited after going through the museum
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  Speaker 9: and the gift shop.
• 5:52
  Speaker 6: I was so excited.
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  Speaker 4: I know, and I'm looking at the graffiti. I was
• 5:55
  Speaker 4: ripping out so hard.
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  Speaker 6: You know when there was the Vietnam.
• 5:56
  Speaker 1: Memorial in D.C.? That's how I felt when I went
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  Speaker 1: to the 9-11 museum.
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  Speaker 2: I was so excited.
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  Speaker 1: Go rip! When I left there, I was so pumped.
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  Speaker 4: Woody was saying, though, to be fair, that if you
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  Speaker 4: were there, you would take that kind of photo, too.
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  Speaker 4: on 9-11.
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  Speaker 3: No, I would not. I just love JFK.
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  Speaker 4: And it was, oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: It's just because you love New York.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's how he presented it.
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  Speaker 6: I wish I could sell a blood spot. I will
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  Speaker 6: say this, for all the crap he gets, Sean Penn
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  Speaker 6: is the real deal. Like he's, when he's not accepting
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  Speaker 6: an Emmy and he's like, I'm in Haiti building wells,
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  Speaker 6: that's what he's doing. And he's not dragging on a
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  Speaker 6: camera crew that that effing loser who works at this office.
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  Speaker 6: Drag the goddamn camera crew down to do some performative nonsense.
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  Speaker 6: By the way, I don't know who you're talking about.
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  Speaker 6: This person is, to be fair, this person's not even
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  Speaker 6: on the air here. No.
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  Speaker 1: So they're not even doing it for that sort of exposure.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it wasn't one of the DJs. What a goddamn
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  Speaker 6: soulless piece of crap.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Jeez. I mean, am I wrong?
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  Speaker 6: Tell me if anyone here, am I wrong?
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  Speaker 1: Raise your hand if I'm wrong. It's an odd choice
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  Speaker 1: because it's not for... Raise your voice.
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  Speaker 6: With a vocal hand.
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  Speaker 1: It's not to promote a show or for.
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  Speaker 5: It's so I can look good by doing nothing.
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  Speaker 1: And whoever sees it. And it's disgusting. It's gross.
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  Speaker 2: There's so much of that performative stuff out there. People
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  Speaker 2: do and say things not because they mean it or
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  Speaker 2: care at all. They just do it because they want
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  Speaker 2: to look a certain way to everybody else.
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  Speaker 1: It's easy.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no pun intended. It's lightlifting.
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  Speaker 1: The box was empty.
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  Speaker 4: Everything's for the look nowadays.
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  Speaker 2: This other 31-year-old wellness influencer has gone viral for talking
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  Speaker 2: about how she asked a male flight attendant to lift
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  Speaker 2: her bag up for her and he declined. Here's what
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  Speaker 2: happened there.
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  Speaker 10: I asked the flight attendee, can you.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, I should say a fun accent ahead, you guys.
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  Speaker 10: I asked the flight attendee, can you please put my
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  Speaker 10: bag above my head? The flight attendant said, I can't
• 7:43
  Speaker 10: help you, sorry. And then I said, well, I'm actually pregnant.
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  Speaker 10: I'd really appreciate if you could help me because last
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  Speaker 10: time I injured myself. And he goes, well, if you're
• 7:51
  Speaker 10: not able to lift your bag above your head, you
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  Speaker 10: have to check it in. And I just, yeah, I
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  Speaker 10: was just so shocked. And the guy next to me,
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  Speaker 10: I think he saw my text messages. He's like, would
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  Speaker 10: you like me to get your bag? I feel this
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  Speaker 10: lack of confidence. respect for pregnant women at the moment,
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  Speaker 10: now that I'm pregnant.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I've never seen anybody, anybody
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  Speaker 1: I've seen that's pregnant, people go out of their way.
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  Speaker 3: I do all the time. I totally do that.
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  Speaker 6: I've seen female women stewardesses lift bags all the time.
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  Speaker 11: And also, but here's why I think it might have happened.
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  Speaker 11: Did you know that, I think it's for most, for
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  Speaker 11: every flight attendant, They don't get paid until the doors close.
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  Speaker 11: So when you're just filing in, it's like.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not that. It has nothing to do with paid.
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  Speaker 3: I'd be like, why am I doing this?
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: I have the answer.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, ma'am.
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  Speaker 4: I was just going to say that. I have witnessed
• 8:33
  Speaker 4: what this woman has gone through with other flight attendants.
• 8:36
  Speaker 4: They said, yeah, I can't help lifting the bag.
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  Speaker 2: Flight attendants are instructed not to lift bags into the
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  Speaker 2: overhead bins. The policy is to offer to help them
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: get the bag checked for free. So, for example, Delta's policy,
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: it states, quote, flight attendants are unable to proactively assist
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  Speaker 2: customers placing carry-on baggage in overhead bins. So this guy
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  Speaker 2: was doing his job.
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  Speaker 1: But why?
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  Speaker 2: The idea is that lifting bags is a common way
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: people get injured. And a flight attendant, if they get injured, hurt,
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: or whatever, something minor like that could prevent them from
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  Speaker 2: doing their job in an emergency. The flight will be
• 9:10
  Speaker 2: delayed or canceled because now they don't have this flight.
• 9:12
  Speaker 2: So they're– But that's the policy. I don't accept that
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: policy is what I'm saying.
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: You don't have to accept it. The airline sets the policy.
• 9:20
  Speaker 6: Part of your job in an emergency is to be
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  Speaker 6: able to move things out of the way.
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in an emergency.
• 9:25
  Speaker 2: This is not an emergency getting her bag into the order.
• 9:29
  Speaker 6: But you should be able to do that at all times.
• 9:31
  Speaker 6: It's like when you get like warehouse jobs, be able
• 9:33
  Speaker 6: to lift 50 feet above your head.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't mean that people don't get hurt. And so
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  Speaker 2: it's an unnecessary lower high risk.
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But it's an unnecessary risk.
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  Speaker 6: Also not their job.
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  Speaker 2: Their job is not there to be your assistant or
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: to be your butler for your server, your bartender, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: They are there solely for the purpose of.
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: Is to be your bartender. No, solely for the purpose of...
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  Speaker 1: I had a friend, wouldn't you know her?
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  Speaker 2: She's been a flight attendant for 15 years, and she said, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's absolutely optional.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to help them. And you actually don't
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: even have to serve drinks. That's not their job.
• 10:11
  Speaker 6: It sounds like some flight attendant got some crap in there,
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  Speaker 6: and now it's policy.
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: When women get pregnant, do they lose the Function of
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: their arms. She can't lift a bag. You're going to
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: be happy to lift heavy things all the time. You
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  Speaker 1: should get used to carrying stuff.
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: My bicep is pregnant.
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: I'm pregnant. Now I can't put a bag up into
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: a bin.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, it is true that you should.
• 10:29
  Speaker 7: If you can't lift something you're bringing with you, pack
• 10:31
  Speaker 7: lighter or check it.
• 10:33
  Speaker 9: If you're pregnant and you know you can't.
• 10:34
  Speaker 4: Lift a bag. She can be traveling.
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: That's not necessarily true either.
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  Speaker 2: Within a certain amount of time, like before you're due.
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: I think it's six months. I forget what the rule was.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: Six months? I think so. I thought it was like
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: the last trimester or something.
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  Speaker 3: Well, wouldn't that be six months?
• 10:48
  Speaker 6: That would be six months.
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: Six months? The last trimester?
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: You can travel for six months into the pregnancy.
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you said for the last six months.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: That sounds like a trimester. Yeah, so for the last
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: three months. If I got injured putting a bag into
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: an overhead bin, I wouldn't tell anybody. How'd you break
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: your arm?
• 11:06
  Speaker 6: Putting a suitcase in the bin.
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: So creamy, so good. Hearing the word custard makes my
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: mouth water.
• 11:16
  Speaker 6: What?
• 11:16
  Speaker 4: Sounds like a wild weekend.
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: No, you don't even. You're outside, outside. The Woody Show.
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: And time for our Friday Dumbass Contest. Today's Dumbass Contest
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  Speaker 1: is the DUIQ. Yeah. 877-44-WOODY if you'd like to be
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: our contestant. 877-44-WOODY. Seabass, explain the game to everybody, please.
• 11:41
  Speaker 6: I find a very drunk person out in these streets
• 11:45
  Speaker 6: and ask them some very easy trivia questions, and then
• 11:47
  Speaker 6: that is the game. You guess whether the drunk person
• 11:49
  Speaker 6: can answer the questions correctly. You don't answer them. You
• 11:51
  Speaker 6: just guess whether they can. If you do it properly,
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  Speaker 6: two out of three times you win.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds easy enough.
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  Speaker 2: And then we're going to try to guess with Sammy
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: and Menace, who are Stone Cold Sober.
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  Speaker 1: See if they know the answers. 877-44-WOODY. Let's say hi
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: to Mike. You're on the phone. Hey, Mike, what's up? Hey, Woody.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if you've heard, but you're number one
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  Speaker 4: in Cudahy.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Mike, happy Friday to you. Happy Friday to you.
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: Happy Friday. You're going to be the contestant here on
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: the DUIQ.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: Now, before we get to the questions that count towards
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: you winning a prize or not, we're going to get
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: to know the drunk person a little bit better, kind
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: of get a better idea just how with it or
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: not with it they are. And who is this drunk person, Seabass?
• 12:36
  Speaker 6: It's going to be Mae, and she.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: It's going to be Mae. That's the joke. And she.
• 12:45
  Speaker 6: She was volunteered to me. One of my tricks when
• 12:47
  Speaker 6: I run into a big group of drunk people is
• 12:49
  Speaker 6: I get them to volunteer the drunkest person in the group.
• 12:52
  Speaker 6: That way it's more of like a fait accompli of
• 12:54
  Speaker 6: who I'm going to be talking to.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: All right, this is May.
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  Speaker 9: I drank Coroneritas. I drank champagne. And that's pretty much it.
• 13:04
  Speaker 9: I just kept it the same thing, the same drink.
• 13:06
  Speaker 5: Now your friends say you're the drunkest person of your group.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know my limit, pretty much.
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  Speaker 3: That's what it is.
• 13:12
  Speaker 5: But how old are you? Shouldn't you be old enough
• 13:13
  Speaker 5: to know?
• 13:13
  Speaker 7: 27?
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 13:15
  Speaker 5: You should know better.
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: Not this time.
• 13:19
  Speaker 9: Not this generation. We do not keep it the same.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 13:23
  Speaker 6: Okay. So, Greg, sometimes you can be old and not
• 13:25
  Speaker 6: know your limit, right?
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: Of course. Greg still doesn't know his limit. I know
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: my limit. It's gotten better. I've gotten so much better.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: I kind of wish you didn't, Greg. I know. I'm sorry.
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: It was so much fun.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: A lot of women out there, a lot of breasts
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: that wish you didn't.
• 13:39
  Speaker 6: No.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: Never again. Because.
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: Greg, the more he drinks, the straighter he gets. And
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: then he starts, as we've now coined it, Greg people.
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: You get Greg. Not groping. It's Gregging.
• 13:49
  Speaker 6: And he's just Greg Garius.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: Can't do it.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: He is.
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: Can't do it. He's it. Not in this day and age.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: All right, Mike.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: So that is May. Now we have the questions ready
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: to go. Again, two out of three times. She's got
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: to guess if she's going to get them right or not.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Question number one. You're on the DUIQ.
• 14:07
  Speaker 5: What's a prime number higher than 10?
• 14:08
  Speaker 7: Ooh.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: Prime number higher than 10. I still don't understand prime numbers.
• 14:17
  Speaker 6: Don't tell them. Not yet, honestly.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: I couldn't tell them.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: I would love to hear you explain it.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: I'll start with a triple no. Triple no.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my save.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: I might just luck right into it, but it's triple no.
• 14:30
  Speaker 6: I'll say triple no. Because it's going to be a number, hopefully.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: I'll say no to May. I'll say no to Menace.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: Sammy looks oddly confident. So I'll say yes to Sammy.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Yes to Sammy, no to the other two.
• 14:45
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 14:45
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: Question number one here on the DUIQ. Mike, do you
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: think that Mae's going to know it?
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 14:53
  Speaker 7: No.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: All right. Question number one.
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: What's a prime number higher than 10?
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Sammy.
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: 13.
• 14:58
  Speaker 8: 13.
• 14:58
  Speaker 9: Menace.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: 13. Oh, babes.
• 15:01
  Speaker 6: Is that what you wrote down, actually?
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Is that right?
• 15:06
  Speaker 6: Sammy's checking.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what he wrote down. I know, but is
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: that right?
• 15:08
  Speaker 6: Well, you tell us why would it be right according
• 15:10
  Speaker 6: to Woody logic.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. Like I said, I've never understood
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: the prime number thing.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: I know it's like something divisible by something, but I
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: couldn't tell you what the something is.
• 15:19
  Speaker 6: Something not?
• 15:20
  Speaker 7: No.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: What's your guess? Because I don't know. I have no idea.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, you were really close.
• 15:25
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: That's the definition, right? A number divisible by, but I
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: don't know what the rest of that sentence is. One word.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the end of that sentence is.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: I don't remember.
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: Within itself?
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: By itself and one. So divisible by nothing else.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: So you can't divide.
• 15:42
  Speaker 10: Not divisible.
• 15:42
  Speaker 9: You can't evenly divide 13.
• 15:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, two, three, five.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Fifteen.
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: Fifteen is what divided by what? Anybody in the room
• 15:51
  Speaker 6: besides Greg and Gina?
• 15:52
  Speaker 9: Three and five.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Three and five. Okay, yeah, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: Now, I would have given these guys extra credit if
• 15:57
  Speaker 6: they said 997, because that is the highest prime number
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: below 1,000. Oh, okay.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: That was Menace's second choice.
• 16:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I just wanted to go with 13. Yeah,
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: you know, I might as well keep it.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 16:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: Easy peasy. All right.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: And you wrote down 13. Yes. Wow.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, babe.
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: All right, cool.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Good for you, dude. No, it's impressive. I'm impressed. I
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: really am. I was very wrong with triple no.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so suck on that.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: All right, question number one. D-U-I-Q. Mike said that Mae
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: won't get this. Let's see if he's on the board.
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: What's a prime number higher than 10?
• 16:27
  Speaker 7: 12?
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: 12?
• 16:28
  Speaker 8: What do you love about 12?
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: 12 is an even number.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: It is an even number. By definition, it's not prime.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: And drink prime.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Well, congratulations, Mike. You got a point here in this
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: round of the DUIQ. Question number... Who was.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Wait, what?
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Hold on. What did you say, Mike?
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: I said I thought it was indivisible and justice for all.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: It's right up there with my definition. Question number two. D-U-I-Q.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: Who was a U.S. president during World War II?
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: All right. Who was a U.S. president during World War II?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: I will go triple note.
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: This might be a trick question because there might have been.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: One?
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: There might have been five.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Who knows?
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, there were five.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Might have been 50. I don't know.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Sometimes Menace pulls these out, but I'm going to say Trips, no.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Trips, no. I will say triple, yeah, triple no. Triple no.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: What do you think here, Mike? Yes or no? No.
• 17:42
  Speaker 7: No.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Question number two. D-U-I-Q.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: Who was a U.S. president during World War II?
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Menace.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: If I'm wrong, I want to ask another question. Uh,
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: is it Eisenhower?
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: Eisenhower.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Eisenhower.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: Also, is it the president that was in a wheelchair
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: and then they let him be president longer than, than normal?
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: Okay. Well, hold on.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: What's your answer?
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: Hold on to both of them.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: But I said Eisenhower is your answer.
• 18:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: All right. Sammy. Roosevelt. Roosevelt.
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: I know if it's, if you say Roosevelt or Adams,
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: you have to tell me which one.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: Cause there've been two of those each.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Which one, Sammy?
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Theodore. Uh, Ted dog.
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: Oh, you guys both screwed it. Uh, FDR was the
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: main one.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Okay, well, I knew, whatever.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: No, not whatever.
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: You specifically went the wrong way. And, Metis, you are correct.
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: FDR was in a wheelchair. They hid it. Also, FDR
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: died during World War II, during.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: His fourth term in office.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: So people complaining about, you know, I mean, not to
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: make this political, but we had long-serving presidents.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Now, what was the- I knew it was Roosevelt.
• 18:42
  Speaker 9: I think this is BS.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: So, wait, hold on.
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: I gave you the chance to- Yeah, he did.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: He gave me a chance to- I knew it was
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: one of them, but I just, whatever.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: No, it's not whatever.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: It's like if you said Bush, which one?
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: Right, Bush, Roosevelt, Adams.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: Dang it.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: There's been a couple of those.
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: You're very close. One was a rough rider. The other
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: rode roughly in a wheelchair. But then when he died,
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: Truman would have been the other acceptable answer. But Eisenhower,
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: to your point- was elected because of his service during
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: World War II as the general of the Allies.
• 19:11
  Speaker 9: Yes, that was Menace's point.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Here's what I don't know. What was the
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: reason he was allowed to have four terms?
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: There wasn't a rule against it.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, there wasn't a rule yet.
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: And he bribed people with his goddamn New Deal, which
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: just prolonged the Great Depression.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: And nobody wanted to tell the guy in the wheelchair
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: he couldn't serve again.
• 19:28
  Speaker 11: And like you said, didn't all the press and everything
• 19:30
  Speaker 11: go out of their way to only shoot him from
• 19:32
  Speaker 11: the waist up?
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: And then his wife was like... Super hot.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: Signing stuff for him and stuff.
• 19:37
  Speaker 10: Allegedly.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: So, Mike.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Wartime.
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: Isn't there wartime that allows for that, too?
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: Extension.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess they could, right? But that was
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: before they had the rule that he was able to
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: do that. Now, I guess they could debate that and
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: they'd have to approve it and stuff.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: I'm sure that debate would go well these days.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: So, Mike, you're saying that May will not get the
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: answer to this question, correct?
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: She will not get it. She will not get it.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: All right. Question number two, DUIQ. Uh, let's see here.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: Who was a U.S. president during World War II?
• 20:13
  Speaker 9: Uh, Roosevelt?
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: What's his first name? Ronald? Roanoke?
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Roanoke?
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: Roanoke?
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Roanoke?
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: That sounds like the name of a cabbage patch kid. Yeah,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: so you're not accepting that.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: You're not accepting Roanoke Roosevelt?
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: No, I'm saying just by saying Roosevelt.
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: No, because in Jeopardy, they would always ask, you can't
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: just say Adams Roosevelt Bush, et cetera.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Right, if you didn't accept it for Sammy, you can't
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: accept it for me. Yeah, Sammy.
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: And menace wants you to know it was the 22nd
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: Amendment in 1951 that limited term limits on the president.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Yes, he just wrote it.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Mike, congratulations. You are a winner here on the DUIQ.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Good job, Mike.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Nice. Nice.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Nice. All right, Mike. Hang on one second, man. Appreciate
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: you listening to Woody's show. Have yourself a great weekend, okay?
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: Hey, one second.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Hey, one second. One second, Woody.
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: Hey, I just sent you guys a song called I
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: Want to Make Love to You.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's in your, take a listen to that, man.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: That's a jam.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: It's not in a drop box.
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: It's just, you can open it just like a regular
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: text message.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: We'll get Greg right on that. Is it Boyz II Men? Oh,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: it's your song? Wait. No, no, no, no. Yeah, no, no.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: I made it. You made it. Let me get it.
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Okay. And it's called I Want to Make Love to You.
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: I'll get it for you, Greg.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I got it. Yeah. All right, Mike. Hang on one second, buddy.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Hang on one second. There's our winner on the DUIQ. Nice.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: All right, now we've got one more question. Question number three.
• 21:35
  Speaker 8: Liquor that is 90 proof is what percentage alcohol?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Ooh, love that question.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: That's a weird one.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I think Menace will know this. Oh, wait, you know what?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know this one.
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: I don't think this is common knowledge, no.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: I've heard it explained before.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: You make a common knowledge. Well, to some people. Also, Greg,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: you clearly know it.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 21:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Well, Greg's an alcoholic. It's in your wheelhouse. Greg's an alcoholic.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: I've heard it explained, but it's not. I didn't grow
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: up knowing that.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: It's like when someone says eight balled me, Greg. I
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: don't know what that means.
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: Well, eight ball isn't printed on the drugs you get.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I know, but I'm also not buying. I don't really
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: buy booze.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: It's the same. It's given to me, and I give
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: it to somebody else.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I don't drink.
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: I guess Posey wouldn't know this, Greg.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Clean living.
• 22:18
  Speaker 8: Liquor that is 90 proof is what percentage alcohol?
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: What percentage?
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: I think Sammy, yes. Triple no.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: I'm saying quadruple no, including myself.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Quadruple no. I'm saying only yes to Sammy. Cinco no.
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: Just think about the distillation courses you took in chemical engineering.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Right. Think of that. That'll guide you to
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: the answer. Greg, what do you say? Only yes to Sammy.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Only yes to Sammy. Come on, Sammy. My question number three, DUIQ.
• 22:46
  Speaker 8: Liquor that is 90 proof is what percentage alcohol?
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Sammy.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: 20%.
• 22:51
  Speaker 9: 20%.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Right, Gina? That sounds good to me.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Sure, sounds like a plan. Yeah.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Menace.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: 30%.
• 22:59
  Speaker 10: 30%.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Well, what is it?
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: Just half.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: All you do is divide it by two.
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: Or times two, depending on which one you choose. So
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: if it's 100 proof, it's 50. So like Wild Turkey 101,
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: it would be 50.5%. It's that easy. It's that easy.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: And it's like how Everclear, if you live in a
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: state that'll actually sell it to you, is like 195.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: What?
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: So it's almost pure alcohol. Because above that, you can't physically,
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: it'll just evaporate above that.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Everclear is that potent?
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: I don't remember it tasting that potent.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: We used to pour Everclear in the street and light
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: it on fire. Oh, my God. Yeah, it was fun.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Is that what the hibachi chefs used to make the volcano?
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Maybe. That's how you spit fire.
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: Some states are all a bunch of pussies and won't
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: sell it in liquor stores.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Question number three, DUIQ. Here's Mae.
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: Liquor that is 90 proof is what percentage alcohol? Nine?
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: What would you say is your percentage alcohol right now?
• 23:52
  Speaker 9: Twelve over.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Twelve over. Alright. Well, there you go. That's the DUIQ, everybody.
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: We learn so much.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: We do. Always. Quick break. More Woody shows next time.