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- 0:00okay so I've been flying around a lot lately and I know something that's
- 0:04occurred to me during the last safety presentation I have no idea where the
- 0:11life jackets are it's under your seat yeah where're under the seat just reach
- 0:15under there there's only one thing
- 0:18there but is it easy to find and get out
- 0:23cuz I've never I think they're legally required to make it easy I know they are
- 0:28but I've never seen anyone accidentally pull what out or anything yeah but what
- 0:33are you thinking that you'll reach under there during a crisis and you'll find a
- 0:36little note that says in order to find it you have to follow the following
- 0:39Clues no I'm not worried about a note like that I'm worried about me reaching
- 0:44under there and me reaching for the wrong spot and just not knowing where it
- 0:47actually is or what there's no wrong spot it's one foot by one foot squared
- 0:53and there's a plastic bag with a life jacket in it stuck to the bottom and
- 0:58don't worry Luke if you're playing crashes you will be trampled to death so
- 1:03don't worry too much I just do what I do on any plane I just wait for everyone
- 1:06else to get off first you just sit no one you know kind of rips the life
- 1:09jackets out and Goofs off in a plane and that's true I've never seen that but
- 1:13it's funny right because on a plane you feel like it's a very serious place
- 1:19where really I mean it's just it's no different from like a bus or some other
- 1:22private Enterprise you know like like they're not the police okay okay Matt I
- 1:27I recall you've been on a cruise right yes when they were going through the safety
- 1:32demonstration on the cruise were you just [ __ ] inflating the the raft and
- 1:37just well just generally being funny doing Goofs and stuff for everyone did
- 1:41you guys see that video the other week of the the fight on the cruise it there
- 1:46was a video of it yeah it was a fight of uh it was on the same ship that Jenna
- 1:52and I went on and you can actually see the captain of the ship that who we met
- 1:56in the video trying to diffuse the situation and there like a big brawl
- 2:00broke out is this the cruise that we reported on yeah yeah yeah there's video
- 2:06of that that's why it baffled me because I was like again on the cruise like it
- 2:10feels like you know this is a serious situation don't [ __ ] around almost which
- 2:15is ridiculous on a cruise because it's not but like you don't get into a fight
- 2:18with the security guards I try not to get into a fight with any security
- 2:21guards anywhere just as a general rule I just Tred not to get in fights yeah
- 2:26that's true fair but yeah planes you know like guess cuz of airport security
- 2:31and everything everyone's on their best behavior on a plane but really I mean
- 2:33it's you might as well just be on the bus no I've heard more stories about
- 2:37people trying to open the emergency doors on flights and people finding life
- 2:42jackets just [ __ ] stupid haven't you heard about that this Happ happens was
- 2:47happening every sort of few weeks of couple of years ago where yeah someone
- 2:51would be flying out of China and they try and open the emergency exit no I
- 2:55want to go back just as a I need some air
- 3:00it does get very stuffy on planes I will admit that oh I stuffy I don't think it's a good
- 3:07solution the [ __ ] fair but don't bring me problems bring me Solutions you
- 3:12know what I'm saying suggest something that would work then instead of just shooting it
- 3:17down uh yeah don't know use the air vent
- 3:21up the top yeah it is still recycled there
- 3:26though yeah but you just just try and sleep it yeah I can't sleep on
- 3:32planes [ __ ] do it I I had like the worst half not sleep real sleep flying
- 3:39back from Hong Kong yesterday or today so bad he doesn't even know what
- 3:44day it was yeah bad sort of I left
- 3:49yesterday I left you guys in Hong Kong at Hong Kong airport yesterday I got
- 3:54home today was that only yesterday I've been in two countries since then
- 4:00yeah that that was yesterday [ __ ] Luke in in other parts of Asia I believe your
- 4:05Ginger beard makes you somewhat of a celebrity is that the case throughout
- 4:10Asia it's it's throughout the world yeah right there's no particular place where
- 4:14it's even more special you're right I am being sorry that was racist of me come
- 4:20on I'm sure there are plenty of Ginger Chinese people I had a few people but
- 4:25not many well not natural anyway no you know the only actual I'm not even going
- 4:32to say primary source because it's probably a secondary source but the only
- 4:35actual physical description ever given of Jenis Khan was that he had red hair
- 4:41really yeah it's Fu it's Luke it's [ __ ] Luke yeah out there
- 4:47spread we don't know if time travel is real yet and that I've discovered it
- 4:52well we do because you didn't go to Steven Hawkings party yeah exactly well
- 4:58no one else as somebody pointed out last week no one else went would Luke it'd be
- 5:04a boring party and I wasn't actually invited imagine imagine yeah it's open
- 5:10invitation mate you just got to go on the internet and find out when the date
- 5:13was imagine time travel does get invented but just no one bothered to go
- 5:16to this party no one just no one wants to go like it's it's Steven like he's a
- 5:20nice guy but you don't want to get stuck talking to
- 5:25him he won't shut
- 5:28up yeah so you can't you didn't sleep well on a plane would you sleep well in
- 5:35a spaceship yes I would sleep great in a spaceship I don't believe I can't
- 5:40believe we didn't talk about this uh KAC Legion list sent this in uh I can't
- 5:46believe we didn't talk about this about Elon launching leg's real name
- 5:50is yeah mind
- 5:55blown didn't know that nope I mean I assume it's okay to mention her real
- 6:01name sure it's done now I mean generally speaking people have internet handles so
- 6:07that they don't have their just beep it out just just beep it out
- 6:13okay well Elon Musk launched his my name out this entire time right yeah no
- 6:18that's a good idea good idea yeah um Matt's editing this one himself
- 6:24this week I guess he sure is say whatever I want
- 6:28C um and all
- 6:32those I'm editing that out so what's the El speaking of
- 6:39uh um oh see you're gonna have to edit out as
- 6:45well otherwise they'll put it together by the
- 6:51context Elon Musk has launched his Tesla into space I can't believe breaking news
- 6:57[ __ ] no I know I know it's it's you're right we we have not spoken about this
- 7:03we just didn't talk about it I don't know why but yeah he uh the the the
- 7:07dragon heavy was a success did you see that [ __ ] thing land the booster
- 7:12amazing l i having this conversation the other day actually off air and we were
- 7:16talking about how when I was watching it I thought I must have been watching like
- 7:20a CGI Recreation of it because it was
- 7:24just too perfect yeah sick amazing it amazed me I was amazed
- 7:30I just don't understand how it works and I never will you'd have to research and
- 7:35read stuff yeah well this that's better than uh than you know other people on
- 7:40the internet I don't understand how it works therefore it's
- 7:46fake yep but yeah you that's a go-to for a lot there was a live stream of uh of
- 7:52star man the uh the empty space suit presumably empty I did read a theory on
- 7:57Reddit that ilon musk had murdered somebody in
- 8:00and crime yeah y hidden where the world
- 8:04can see it yeah yeah it was a symbol I mean it's not going anywhere
- 8:10particularly special uh as far as I know
- 8:14out of space Matt yeah pretty [ __ ] special hasn't it sort of already gone
- 8:20further than they were expecting you can't go further than outter space l I
- 8:24think it's just going to keep going I think that's just how space works it's like Voyager
- 8:30right keep going much much like Voyer imagine one day you know like like
- 8:35millions billions of years from now if the universe is still around aliens find
- 8:40it and it's like it's just an empty suit but they're like oh look at this this
- 8:44creature has a weird exoskeleton in the uh it like a sakata it's shed its skin
- 8:50and they like yeah it it's shed its Tesla
- 8:56Roadster some sort of electric hybrid
- 8:59creature yeah so that's cool yeah it's not going anywhere in particular it's
- 9:05going into space uh it was more of a symbolic gesture Elon Musk is very into
- 9:10kind of creating interest uh in space
- 9:15I've got a message for Elon yes if you're just going to shoot Teslas into
- 9:19space can I have one I thought you gonna say can you shoot me in this space I
- 9:25thought that's where he was going too yeah no if he's got enough car far of
- 9:29the space sure he could spare one for me well that was that was the first one
- 9:33that was his first Roadster so it was it was a symbol of you know what symbol
- 9:39something my way that's fair hey can I space to
- 9:45complete opposite direction before this launch did you guys know this was going
- 9:49to happen cuz this crept up out of the blue for
- 9:53me I knew like uh I don't know how long before the launch was going to happen
- 9:59didn't know about the the Roadster no I I did cuz people were talking about how
- 10:03it was stupid and um oh I thought this was just a surprise that happened yeah I
- 10:09was surprised maybe was just a surprise for us Luke because the point was it can
- 10:14it could have been anything the payload it didn't really matter what it was
- 10:17because it was just a test and so uh the I at first it was just going to be you
- 10:22know nothing but then I thought I thought it was going to be like a
- 10:25concrete block or something just something that weight to it but then he
- 10:29uh like I said he's he's big on symbols he originally you know talking about the
- 10:32Mars colony wanted to put like uh I think uh mice he wanted to put mice with
- 10:38a webcam and stuff to stream back to Earth so people could watch the mice on
- 10:43Mars he's all big on kind of involving you know not just the scientists he
- 10:48wants other he wants everybody to kind of get behind this stuff like they used
- 10:51to do in the 60s with space uh and so he he said no [ __ ] that I'll shoot my car
- 10:57up into space everyone will pay attention to that [ __ ] yeah they did and in other Elon
- 11:03Musk news somebody on Twitter uh you know there's been a lot of Facebook
- 11:08negativity lately because you know they collect all your [ __ ] phone call
- 11:12information apparently now MH uh when you're not looking well I've got to say
- 11:18the other day uh I went into a shop near
- 11:21me and I uh I bought a card game
- 11:25right uh that card game is called uh
- 11:30my horse Prince oh it's sign out and
- 11:33happiness it's oh uh joking Hazard
- 11:38joking Hazard y uh purchased it brought it
- 11:43home uh played a game of
- 11:46it with Luke and Hannah yeah and uh then
- 11:51the next day Facebook advertised it to me you want to know the freaky thing
- 11:57about that we never actually called it by its name I don't know its name
- 12:02clearly yeah yeah it it's it's creepy and well you you know you can download
- 12:08your data from uh Facebook you can go on there and say I want to download all the
- 12:12stuff you have on me so I I did that mine doesn't have a whole lot in there
- 12:15because I'm very boring sparse with my usage oh sparse yeah what was what was
- 12:21the word you said boring I don't know why I went with the
- 12:25insult yeah that would be mine on
- 12:28Facebook be Star Wars Jin and Xbox I share stuff but not so much I think my
- 12:34Instagram would probably have a lot more on me than than my Facebook but it
- 12:39depends on what the microphone picks up isn't it well they saying they don't do
- 12:44that so there you go well they do although there's a lot of anecdotal yeah
- 12:50there's a lot of anecdotal evidence that suggests otherwise I don't know if
- 12:52anyone's any proven anything but yeah it does it is a little creepy yeah but some
- 12:58guy uh I'm on an iPhone obviously and Dan you are as well I assume Luke are
- 13:03you on Android I'm on Android apparently the this guy downloaded his Facebook
- 13:10stuff and some other people have looked into it since because he discovered that
- 13:14the [ __ ] Facebook knows about his phone calls like it's in his Facebook
- 13:19data all the phone calls he made and do people still make phone calls well
- 13:24apparently so I can't remember the last time I made a phone call it had all the
- 13:29contacts from his phone even ones he's since deleted they're just all in there
- 13:34on Facebook and he can't see them on Facebook right and and so people have
- 13:40looked into it and yeah the Android app for that though harvests all sorts of
- 13:45[ __ ] yeah but like when when I install an app and I load it up for the first
- 13:48time it goes I want to access your phone and things I say no right but then you
- 13:54don't get to use it no no you still get to use it it's
- 13:57just you sometimes you can't use all the features but there are sometimes where
- 14:00if you load up a game there's no reason why that needs access to your phone or
- 14:05microphone or camera true it'll still play if you say
- 14:10no people were just so used to clicking yes for everything that they just allow
- 14:14everything and then go but I don't want it to happen there is a reason they want
- 14:17access to your uh your your camera and your microphone and I'll I'll explain
- 14:22what that is cu I received a disturbing email this week okay let's uh very
- 14:26ominous I uh first this is a warning to uh to to you guys and to to any
- 14:31listeners who may have had contact with me uh via email or via any any medium I
- 14:38um I I've received an email and uh and I
- 14:42don't have the money so uh let me just read you this email um it
- 14:48says good morning please don't consider on my English I am
- 14:52foreign I uploaded mine malicious program onto your device after that I
- 14:58thed all confidential data from your system furthermore oh no furthermore I
- 15:03obtained I obtained some more than just data the most amusing compromising which
- 15:07I thed thft great word thed yeah is a videotape with your
- 15:14masturbation I I put malware on a porn website and then you loaded it as soon
- 15:19as you picked the video I clicked on the play button and my malware immediately
- 15:22adjusted on your device after loading your web camera shoot the video tape
- 15:26with you wanking in addition software saved precisely the porn video you
- 15:30masturbated on that's terrifying in next few days my virus
- 15:34captured all your social and email contacts if you decided to eliminate all
- 15:38the evidence pay me €39 in Bitcoin I provide you my Bitcoin number and then
- 15:43it's got the number but said9 I mean that's it's not a huge amount really you
- 15:48know he's not he's not even asking for that much but that's what they're going
- 15:52for fishing emails look this explains why um I got that masturbation video
- 15:58sent to me from you out of the blue the other day yeah well I did it said I had
- 16:0122 hours uh which obviously have lapsed uh and then it says as soon as I see
- 16:05transaction I'll destroy the video otherwise I will for the tape to all
- 16:09your friends Matt I think what you should do just to be on the safe side
- 16:13film yourself masturbating and release that I'll just put it on the power away
- 16:19from this guy yeah seriously though if you if you were running a scam like this
- 16:25okay power to you um if you know your target audience are English speakers and
- 16:31you know your English is bad enough that you have to put a little disclaimer on the
- 16:36start then maybe you should just put in that little bit extra effort and get
- 16:41someone actually to translate it into native English it seems almost like like
- 16:47thank oh thanks for the heads up like at the start of this [ __ ] video where
- 16:51you threatened to S out a picture video whacking on like thanks for being
- 16:55considerate oh the email the subject line of the email is
- 17:00Shame Shame Shame Shame Shame so this went to your this wasn't caught up in
- 17:05your filters this went to your regular inbox no this came straight into my
- 17:10inbox wow Shame Shame Shame Shame yeah
- 17:16so that's why they want access to your camera I guess someone wants a video of
- 17:19me jacking off just podcast at M mgm.com yeah go to criple 4 and Snapchat
- 17:26Snapchat whacking off get them on Instagram uh there might even already be
- 17:32one up there I can't remember so um got taken down if you want to see a highres
- 17:38uh video of me working off uh you can donate on patreon
- 17:45um' if you want a t-shirt with a picture of me jerking off um multiple
- 17:50nerdgasm merch will take you to our uh t
- 17:55uh where you can um you can purchase Daniel jacking off the
- 18:00t-shirt do we have have to make a new t-shirt now don't
- 18:04we we did have a couple T-shirts ready to go that we never put up there we had
- 18:10the uh astronaut jacking off on the moon and we had were they ready I think
- 18:16didn't we need we needed them turned into Al we had uh yeah that's what we
- 18:21got one done but not the other one right so we had oh did we all right let me
- 18:24check if that's the case I'll get at least one of them up I didn't realize
- 18:28yeah we had the little Sasquatch penis yeah that's right and we had the
- 18:31astronaut trying to whack off uh with the puffy gloves on gloves yeah that's
- 18:36right yeah cuz I know remember the Sasquatch I I didn't have the technical
- 18:39knowledge to uh to get that in a format that could go on a shirt look neither do
- 18:43I but I do happen to uh to be in a position where I can just have that done
- 18:47by someone so if that hasn't been done and I just dreamed that we' done it then
- 18:52uh let me follow that up and hopefully we can get that up for next week see I
- 18:56say we get the Sasquatch one up there because that's sort of still relevant
- 18:59for what we talk about the astronaut Master got the move I think that's we've
- 19:04missed our chance for that we have had moon news space news this week and we haven't had
- 19:10SAS although there is some Sasquatch news hanging in the background if we get
- 19:15time for it so you could be
- 19:18right there you go multiple nasm.com merch yeah so uh when when confronted on
- 19:24Twitter about uh because because Elon Musk has been very critical of uh
- 19:28Facebook and yes he has yeah and and in general actually isn't it just because
- 19:33he doesn't like Mark Zuckerberg or he actually just doesn't like Facebook well
- 19:37I think it's both yeah but he was confronted and and then they said if you
- 19:41hate him so much why don't you why do you have a Facebook page for Tesla and
- 19:45SpaceX why don't you get rid of them and he replied and said oh I didn't realize
- 19:49we did all right then and then they were almost immediately deleted yeah yeah so
- 19:55that that that's fair I I'll stop you there the actual the actual tweet was
- 19:59delete SpaceX page on Facebook if you're a
- 20:05man oh he's a man so that's how you get
- 20:09Elon Musk question is
- 20:13manhood well well there there is a theory out there that he's not actually
- 20:18a man is there yeah go on what oh this
- 20:24is just something I've seen on flat Earth's website oh God sake Luke he's
- 20:29not a man oh it's part of the conspiracy how is that tied into flat
- 20:34earthers I I didn't expect that neither did I and I love that see I assumed that
- 20:40when Luke was going on about how he goes to FL websites that meant yeah that he
- 20:44just went once did a bit of reading and moved on no he regularly goes there for
- 20:48his news he goes to Flat Earth and news sites for his Elon mus
- 20:53news he mas Michelle Obama's a man of course she is yeah is all of their
- 21:00conspiracies just that everyone's the opposite gender than they seem to be uh
- 21:05that's a lot of it and then there's also a lot of everyone's it's a big pedophile
- 21:10ring the government and Hollywood okay well and that's and that's that's why
- 21:15they don't want you to know about the Flat Earth yeah that's the grain of truth
- 21:21that uh get right some of them think to actually make it in Hollywood or into
- 21:27government need to [ __ ] a child become a pedophile so they know that you're all
- 21:32committed to the same cause like become a pedophile like there's a weekend
- 21:36course you can do yeah that certifies you as a pedophile it's crazy swear on the
- 21:43pedophile Bible are there any reptilians in this club as well Luke I haven't come
- 21:48across that in the sites I go to or the people I follow because that sounds like
- 21:52the kind of [ __ ] that uh the fs would always even they won't let David
- 21:57Ike in the door like fu you are insane you have no
- 22:03evidence just dep it's funny you see Flat Earth has fight each other as well
- 22:08because they believe in different things but they come together on Flat Earth but
- 22:11then they they argue about whether it's whether it's a disc FL Earth and there's
- 22:15an edge or it goes on forever and oh it's crazy oh God it's so F wait explain to me how a
- 22:22flat Earth could go on forever okay so what one it's like Minecraft
- 22:29that the Earth is actually surrounded by a wall of ice okay that we can't he
- 22:35talking about Game of thron now past yeah that's where I think some of their
- 22:40ideas come from yeah okay but then if you go past the wall of ice and then you
- 22:45might find another I'll stop you there CU I know that neither of you watch Game
- 22:48of Thrones but you can actually go through the wall of ice there's more
- 22:51land on the other side yeah no I do remember that the wildlings live there
- 22:55right a lot of things live there well well in in in the Flat Earth Society
- 23:01they it just goes along forever and then it'll go another little sort of pocket
- 23:06will exist where another world might be and there's another magical Sun that
- 23:10just rotates in the sky oh I see okay oh that makes perfect sense yeah I can
- 23:16understand why that makes more sense to them than the [ __ ] scientific
- 23:19explanation that we've proven is correct yeah that's all fake yeah show show me a
- 23:24picture and even the non-scientific just observing how nature Works around you
- 23:29you know with no understanding of scientific theory you could probably
- 23:33still come up with the uh theory that Earth is you want to see a picture we
- 23:38already talked about uh something you can get where you can get a picture look
- 23:42up the [ __ ] Tesla in space yeah the [ __ ] Earth behind it yeah yeah but
- 23:47that's fake yeah I knew I thought thought you might say that yeah y That's
- 23:52all just Hollywood Photoshop where's a picture of it not
- 23:57being a sphere did I tell you about the the argument I got in with with a coworker
- 24:02recently no go onbe maybe I've if I've mentioned this
- 24:07before just just chop this entire thing out but I had a coworker say to me
- 24:13people like you are just desperate to disprove
- 24:19Miracles yep yeah I mean and she's not
- 24:25wrong but well no hang on why am I
- 24:30having to disprove your Miracles when you're just claiming that regular
- 24:34occurrences are Miracles the problem is that the that that you're looking at it
- 24:40from a scientific perspective and they're looking at it from a more emotional perspective
- 24:46so yeah like yeah because they go on faith yeah but it's like I she was
- 24:51accusing me like I had an agenda like I was just following around people waiting
- 24:55for them to say that a miracle and me going an it wasn't yeah I know it's like when people
- 25:01say oh atheists don't have any proof that God doesn't exist well and on
- 25:06yeah that's not how it works the one thing that's always confused me God came
- 25:10down to earth and did all this stuff 2,000 years ago come down once get a few
- 25:15people to record on their phones you're good for another 4,000 years we
- 25:19shouldn't be talking about this we should not be talking about this why are
- 25:22you going to get in trouble no I just mean just one of the things should not
- 25:28discuss this this is a rabbit hole that could be the rest of the podcast Now
- 25:34Fair let's go straight to porn look is there anything that Katie Perry has done
- 25:40yeah what sort of ties in uh I I just saw this article this week that the one
- 25:45surviving nun has vowed to fight Katy Perry and when I read the headline I was
- 25:49hoping that I was hoping she meant fight Katy Perry yeah that's what I was hoping
- 25:55you mean in court yeah unfortunately that is that is far less [Laughter]
- 26:02interesting yeah and CU I was hoping Katy Perry would like they were like
- 26:07okay we can't prove that she actually murdered the other nun but if we can
- 26:10make her kill this one we've got a case against her yeah if we can bait her into a
- 26:16murder into the into the Octagon then uh
- 26:22yes can I just say is there a human being alive today that wouldn't watch
- 26:27Katie Perry go toe-to-toe with a nun inside the Octagon that'd be the only
- 26:33reality show she's involved with that I would watch yeah and it's like if a nun
- 26:38offered her to do that like even if she was a pacifist and for all I know she is
- 26:42like part of her must go I owe this to the world to allow this to happen yes I
- 26:49still confused about what they're fighting if they don't want to sell it
- 26:53just don't sell it well it's not up to them the I know so yeah why even a court
- 26:59battle yeah I don't know it's silly they just they just don't want Katy Perry to
- 27:03have it maybe uh maybe the nuns still angry that Katy Perry kissed that boy
- 27:08because if there's one thing the Catholic Church can't
- 27:12stand you know what I'm GNA leave it at that yeah we kind of you've brought us
- 27:16back to that rabbit hole we weren't supposed to go down well partly you know
- 27:19indirectly any pornography news this
- 27:23week uh sort of but not really sort of I sort of I've read this that's my
- 27:29favorite kind of porn sort of but not
- 27:34really well YouTube's done a thing they're getting on the I was going to
- 27:38say bandwagon it's probably a good thing about um the whole gun control thing
- 27:42thing and you should were going yeah you can't actually put gun videos on our
- 27:47YouTube anymore specifically videos about how to modify guns to be able to
- 27:51shoot more kids and stuff yeah yeah YouTube's gotten very strict lately a
- 27:56lot of uh a lot of play even like channels I watch they're
- 28:00just not even they're not even allowed to swear as much as they used to well
- 28:03they have to have to be careful because YouTube's gone very like strict you cuz
- 28:08YouTube there was a problem what was it last year or the year before where
- 28:12adverti where companies were coming in and going you're advertising your videos
- 28:16on Isis videos we're pulling all of our money from you so that's why they're
- 28:20sort of being a lot stricter yes yeah and so one of the things they've
- 28:24recently said is that you're no longer allowed to make videos uh where you're testing
- 28:30Firearms uh I guess you can still make videos talking about them but definitely
- 28:34not modifying them and and andely not testing them which I mean there are a
- 28:38lot of YouTube channels for that I think see testing I don't understand modifying
- 28:43yes yeah well I guess they just you know
- 28:48they want to make sure they catch it all yeah which that's yep they can do it but
- 28:54uh but all of the the channels that were you know kind of making videos about all
- 28:59that stuff have now moved over to
- 29:03Pornhub so who apparently have no moral code when it comes to um modifying to
- 29:10shoot a bunch of kids yeah yeah I saw I saw a great little
- 29:15post on uh on Facebook the other day uh
- 29:19where a fashion vlogger had said uh oh
- 29:24I've got a great new little hack um for make keeping makeup in your handbag put
- 29:29it in um kinder egg um eggs right and
- 29:35somebody had written underneath um I'm in America so those are illegal um is
- 29:39there any way I can do it with an assault rifle yeah it is weird that they can't
- 29:45have those because kids might choke on them yeah because they're dangerous to
- 29:49kids what you can't have Kinder Eggs there I think that's I think that's true
- 29:53yeah I've got one s on my kitchen bench well give him a give him a Kinder
- 29:59Egg I got a [ __ ] AR-15 sitting on mine
- 30:05Luke well you can take your makeup around now so uh so if I want to see uh how to
- 30:12make a bump stock for example I can just go to Pornhub I mean I can't because I
- 30:17live in Singapore yeah although I could tonight because I am in Manila
- 30:22tonight it's party time for Dan tonight porhub.com
- 30:29okay Matt can you let D know what video we're on just so he doesn't get that
- 30:34hacker we don't want watching the same video I'm gonna send my masturbation
- 30:39video out uh could have been it could have been anything okay so I I typed in
- 30:43bump stock into PornHub search um you're gonna be on some watch
- 30:48list wherever you are now I got no guns I'll tell you that I got uh bump and
- 30:54grind in Second Life big booty bump and grind Asian girlfriend [ __ ] while
- 30:59bumping Tupac Japanese school girl inserted at the moment of
- 31:06bumping right carela being butt bump teen bumping uglies with boyfriend mhm
- 31:13bumping and pounding my girlfriend from behind but nothing uh to show me how to
- 31:19modify my gun to uh change a semi-automatic into a fully automatic so
- 31:24uh maybe it's in transition yeah oh that's good maybe maybe maybe PornHub
- 31:29did ban them in the end who knows I like to think that they did I like to think
- 31:32that even PornHub has standards nope probably not just found
- 31:38it just found a Glock 19 versus hudon
- 31:41hates 9 what are they two guns yep yeah they're two guns so they I
- 31:48think they're testing the difference between two hand guns I don't know a
- 31:50whole lot about guns guys just putting that out there they shoot bullets yeah
- 31:55never even fired one neither have I
- 31:58I bet you have Luke I bet you have yeah I I like shooting guns actually I'm not
- 32:05I'm not sure I have second amendment rights here in the US yet because I'm
- 32:08not a citizen but I I guess I should exercise them if I do well you got to
- 32:12form that militia that's right yeah that's right yeah you don't want the
- 32:16king of England coming and pushing you around do you Matt [ __ ] sick of him
- 32:20[ __ ] taxing your te actually you know what I'd probably be in trouble if he
- 32:24showed up because I as a British citizen yeah you'd have to fight on his side
- 32:29you'd have to wear the red coat in fact they probably want to keep guns away
- 32:32from me because who knows you know if there was some kind of War I I would
- 32:37might accidentally end up in in an awkward position where you know the the
- 32:41queen might call on me or something and then well that would be a disaster yeah
- 32:46so you wouldn't know what to do no I wouldn't you'd literally have to kill
- 32:50your wife and all her family wow that's warat that's how it
- 32:57works yeah speaking of killing people because the queen asks you
- 33:02to okay oh I know where you're going with that cool yeah James Bond yeah
- 33:09Danny Bole is directing the next James Bond yeah I'm totally fine with that
- 33:14that's cool James Bond meets 28 Days
- 33:17Later oh okay spotting sunshine sunshine is a [ __ ] great movie Mage Sunshine
- 33:24is one of the most underrated science fiction movies of the 90s y [ __ ]
- 33:28excellent that's the what what's that one again they're flying oh that's the
- 33:32one with all the yeah I remember it now yeah they have to restart the sun
- 33:38yeah just they're rebooting everything now aren't
- 33:44they they are yeah that's cool that's cool news H
- 33:49Daniel Craig's been forced to do it to do another one
- 33:54presumably he's back maybe he's interested now that it's Bo maybe it was
- 33:59Sam Mendy's that he was sick of I don't know did did they not get along I don't
- 34:03know I don't know I think it has something to do with the huge check he
- 34:07was probably offered yeah yeah although I mean he's probably he
- 34:13must be doing all right yeah yeah but still if you had Matt if you had a
- 34:17million dollars and then I offered you a check for
- 34:20100,000 but you had to do a little dance for me would you take the money hold on
- 34:25hold on hold on I just want I just want to take a minute M and imagine this
- 34:32okay yeah so Matt is [ __ ] flush he's got a million dollars in his pocket a
- 34:38million dollars yeah it's not what it used to be but it's still I gonna say I
- 34:42me that' be nice I'm not going to argue that's little yeah I'm not I'm not
- 34:46trying to make it you could buy third of a house in Sydney for that man that's
- 34:52right yeah and uh and even though you're feeling pretty good about yourself
- 34:57Luke's waving a cool 100 Grand in your face and all he's asking for is a little
- 35:04Dan little dance little dance do I what
- 35:08kind of dance uh it's not too sexual adult things is it a dance that I've
- 35:13done four times before and I didn't enjoy when I was doing it those four
- 35:16times before or maybe he enjoyed it the first time but then it wasn't really
- 35:21what he thought it would be yeah exactly and then the last time I did it it got a
- 35:26bit rapy yeah and the last time I tried to rewatch Matt doing that dance because
- 35:32I thought it couldn't be as bad as I thought it was and then it actually was
- 35:37just boring and I stopped watching halfway through yeah is it like how is
- 35:42it like that might be exactly like that
- 35:46dance all right yeah I'll do it all yeah
- 35:49okay Point proven yeah yeah yeah nice work that's that's either an
- 35:56episode of [ __ ] crimes or Luke plays the stock market or there's got to be
- 36:00something Luke reviews what we got Luke [ __ ] sorts [ __ ] out for
- 36:07us yeah if people just listen to me more well it'll be a better place oh man this
- 36:11is a segment that went nowhere plays with
- 36:16the all the worst games of the century that's true he played one bad
- 36:23game yeah and then and then it never went anywhere so we never got to play this
- 36:31[Music]
- 36:32jingle no we never did it'll happen one
- 36:39day sure it will any day now I want I wanted to ask you guys about something
- 36:44and this ties into I guess into Elon Musk as well now that I think about it
- 36:49and Mark Zuckerberg actually so they they famously on Twitter had a
- 36:53disagreement about Ai and about how AI dangerous the Steven Spielberg movie
- 36:59whether or not it was any good exactly H you know AI is kind of in the news a lot
- 37:05lately and we're we're advancing although there's some argument about FAS
- 37:09what do you mean we Matt uh I mean you mean they're advancing right I mean
- 37:13Humanity I'm I'm I'm Plumping myself in with the smart people is what I'm doing
- 37:18okay thought you were working on something we don't know about maybe I am maybe I
- 37:24am uh I might get to use a quantum computer actually at some some point but
- 37:28and I'll talk about okay all right so
- 37:31we'll see about that um the uh
- 37:36AI uh the the difference of opinion is that uh AI is D whe it's dangerous or
- 37:42not and whether we might accidentally create something uh Sky sort of yeah a little
- 37:49less dramatic than that but uh but but just in general we might accidentally
- 37:52even even just accidentally create you know like something that can uh that can
- 37:56suffer and stuck in a box and then we're just going to treat it like [ __ ]
- 38:00basically it's you know like animals and slavery all over again like we just
- 38:04we're just horrible to everything except this time we created it and so I just
- 38:08wanted to get your opinion on that because one of the differing opinions is
- 38:12that that's not going to happen because there's something special about being a
- 38:17meat computer if if you catch my drift I do
- 38:22catch your drift Matt and I think I think perhaps you've given away you've
- 38:26shown a little of your hand here sure that's fine so what your question
- 38:32is this this little thought experiment is that if we created a computer program
- 38:37that was sentient was self-aware um and then abused it as we
- 38:43would abuse say an animal uh would that be just make a do [ __ ] for us or is it
- 38:49okay because it's just um zeros and ones because it's a computer that we made yeah
- 38:56yeah and do you think do you think we'd get to that point do you think or or
- 39:00some people think it's impossible that that that would happen what do you think
- 39:05listeners podcast at multiple.com this is a this is a we we we could have
- 39:11an episode entirely dedicated to this question yeah we could we could do that
- 39:17Luke's gone very quiet I'm very eager to hear what L thinks about
- 39:24so I don't know it depends on the the end AI that we get okay I wouldn't
- 39:31mind getting the Halo AI so I'd like a Cortana in the back of my head MH just
- 39:36chatting away to me helping me out with stuff but do you think Cortana would
- 39:39like being in your head she'd love being in my head okay and you think it matters
- 39:44what she well yeah cuz it definitely matters
- 39:50what she thinks cuz I want her to tell me what to do cuz the thing is once you
- 39:54know the the the the the I guess the spiral is that we create something kind
- 39:58of a general intelligence that can improve itself and then it just goes off
- 40:02the rails and ends up becoming some sort of God that's the uh that's the the very
- 40:08dramatic scenario anytime we let any AI on the internet all it does is be racist
- 40:14learns to swear and becomes racist so weest screw no matter a very good yeah
- 40:20yeah so I I I I'm still hanging out to hear uh hear your opinions a little but
- 40:27we could follow up on that later if you want Luke you've got anything to add now
- 40:31or it is a lot to digest I apologize should we should we have a a dedicated
- 40:36segment as long as I get something out
- 40:39of it I'm okay with it all right then so would you side with Google
- 40:46sitting right here well let's say who would you side with you've got on on in
- 40:49one corner you've got Mark Zuckerberg who says it's not a problem
- 40:54because if we make them we'll make so that that that can't happen he thinks
- 40:59he's smart enough to figure that out and then in the other corner you got mus
- 41:03that's the problem there you got Elon Musk saying no we're not that smart
- 41:06we'll we'll [ __ ] it up and and bad things will happen and we or even
- 41:11they'll start making themselves and they'll cut us out of the equation
- 41:14completely yeah right and we won't know when that happens yes all right I've got
- 41:19my idea all right you ready okay is there a jingle we need to play first I
- 41:24don't think there is one for this one all right we should go head with it but
- 41:28Mark Zuckerberg out of the equation because that's how we'll run into
- 41:31trouble we have Elon Musk in it who's scared of the technology who will be be
- 41:35a bit more hesitant and maybe have a few more controls in place okay the Marco
- 41:41who'll just have it go on Facebook and learn from the scum that's on there okay
- 41:45so you've basically just described the plot of Rogue one so you think that if
- 41:50we get uh Elon Master do it he'll he'll build in a a fail safe so that we can
- 41:56abort it at the last on exactly yeah okay that's
- 42:02fair cuz I don't I don't think AIA should learn from Facebook no I don't
- 42:06think so either I don't think anyone should learn anything from
- 42:12Facebook unfortunately a lot of people get their news from there
- 42:16yeah I really a lot of people if I didn't if I didn't manage uh the
- 42:22multiple orgasm Facebook page I wouldn't have a Facebook I don't think I can't
- 42:26remember last time added anything to Facebook no the only thing I've done on
- 42:32Facebook recently was to share a video because it was a video of me that
- 42:35someone found although I did notice oh I saw that what video oh wait yeah I did
- 42:40see that I did him on night whatever me on the people's cour I've also night
- 42:46yeah so good um I've also noticed that uh I've been added to a list of alumni
- 42:52from my high school for a particular year which means that no doubt we'll be
- 42:56getting our invitations to a 20-y year anniversary pretty soon it's coming up
- 43:01get ready to go to the good old Henry Lawson Club can't wait hey we were there
- 43:05at Christmas we were that place has changed man I didn't recognize anything
- 43:10I've never been invited to any school reunions but I also I'm not really
- 43:14friends with anybody well you should come to ours because you're more friends
- 43:17with people from our school that's true yeah good point yeah once we get the
- 43:22invite you we'll send it to you speaking of revisiting old friends m
- 43:28I watched bayat what' you think
- 43:33look I watched this because you guys assured me that despite it seeming like
- 43:39this might be [ __ ] that it was actually really really
- 43:43good it was really really funny I think you may have
- 43:50tempered my expectations of this movie a
- 43:54little too much because look I'm not going to say there weren't
- 43:59times when I went ah guy's got his dick stuck in something
- 44:04but I don't know man I don't know you
- 44:09didn't enjoy the the morg
- 44:12scene it was morg the scene in the morg yep oh where he's getting the [ __ ]
- 44:18dripping on him no no he had to check for needle
- 44:23marks you didn't like that scene very close look I appreciate that the word
- 44:30taint got used in a film because Hollywood avoids the taint you know what
- 44:35I mean yeah sure uh so you know shout out to the taint um no it's not getting
- 44:41my thumbs up gentlemen you didn't like the bit where the Rocks doing the voice
- 44:45for his balls like an old woman I'm not sure I'll be honest your
- 44:50balls sound like an old woman it's funny fair enough it's not a good movie
- 44:57it's a bad movie but it's a good bad movie it's good hey I'll tell you what's
- 45:01not good I was on kind of a uh I enjoyed nailed that so much that I and now I'm
- 45:07suffering withdrawals because there only six episodes I've nailed it yeah it's
- 45:11really not long at all so uh Netflix was suggesting things to me and then we were
- 45:18eating dinner the other night trying to find something to pop on just to watch
- 45:21quickly yep and it was a show it sounded like never ending struggle it sounded
- 45:26like an interesting premise it's called eat your words have
- 45:30you seen that no it's I don't think it's a Netflix show it's an old reality show
- 45:34it's it's the worst the lowest production values I've ever seen in a in
- 45:40a reality TV show seems to be filmed in a hotel or someone's the lowest yeah I
- 45:46think they actually film it in in someone's house uh and the premise is
- 45:53that people who've left really bad
- 45:55reviews at restaurants online yeah have
- 46:00to cook the meal that they reviewed badly and for the chef get well for for
- 46:07a panel of judges and if they don't score more than three stars they have to
- 46:12in in air quotes eat their words and it's never explained in the first
- 46:17episode what that means I presume I have to go online and amend their review to
- 46:21say I also can't cook this meal because the premise of this show is [ __ ]
- 46:27a [ __ ] [ __ ] exactly yeah I also couldn't cook this
- 46:31but then again it's not my [ __ ] job to cook yeah that's right I never went
- 46:34to culinary school and I don't charge it for when I do yeah so all this show
- 46:41proves is that now there's two people in the world who can't make a burger like I
- 46:44don't understand I I I sort of get what they were going for yeah I thought it
- 46:49was going to be more entertaining than it was it's not it's bad it's just a bad
- 46:52show yeah but I don't buy into that thing that if you can't do better you
- 46:55can't criticize it's like [ __ ] that absolutely if I'm giving you money I'm
- 47:01giving you money to do something better because I can't do it so I'm assuming to
- 47:05get you to do it well just because I can't make something I can't do
- 47:11something doesn't mean I can't tell you that I didn't enjoy it when you did it
- 47:15if the point was enjoyment does that make sense like just because I'm not the
- 47:19president of the United States doesn't mean I can't criticize the president of
- 47:22the United States exactly yeah it doesn't make doesn't
- 47:27make any sense so but I knew that going in but I thought that they would be more
- 47:33self-aware of that as well but just not like they just that it's like no no no
- 47:38if you can't make this [ __ ] meal you have to go online and and apologize like
- 47:43no although in saying that if I was to put in a review about the meal that we
- 47:49went to yesterday at Peter Express I think I could do a better job well
- 47:54that's different that makes you an expert but cuz my pizza never arrived
- 48:01really no maybe it was is it it's called
- 48:06Express did it arrive before you did
- 48:08perhaps nothing arrives before me Pizza
- 48:15Express D got my joke it was a it was I'm sorry about
- 48:20that buddy it was an or early yeah yes yeah but also we went to Peter Express
- 48:26the other day we've got some uh got some movie news uh some of it I mean not all
- 48:33of we don't have any super positive movie news it's all a little bit yeah
- 48:37that's cuz movies are [ __ ] now you know what I watched the other day explorers
- 48:431985 oh [ __ ] River Phoenix and Ethan Hawk
- 48:50and some guy who never made another movie loves space so they go to space there's a [ __ ]
- 48:55movie do you know what I really want to watch again is Flight of the Navigator
- 49:00I've got it downloaded it downloaded the same day as a downloaded explorers I've
- 49:04got it sitting right here right here I used to watch that so much when I was
- 49:08young I think that was the first movie I went to the movies for I saw the movies
- 49:12too got the last star fighter here if anyone's interested in oh that's a great
- 49:16movie yeah remember the PowerHouse Museum used to that a movie I would
- 49:20actually like them to remake that would be a great movie for them to remake now
- 49:25absolutely yeah yeah remember that Powerhouse Museum used to play the last
- 49:29star fighter in the in the spaceship exhibit what no that's great you know
- 49:35you know in in in the PowerHouse Museum in Sydney I I assume they still have it
- 49:39they had like a cross-section of what it's like to be in a space shuttle and
- 49:43you could climb into used to be able to climb in there I don't think you can
- 49:46anymore I think it's closed off where like the the sleeping compartment oh
- 49:51yeah and there's a little TV in there and it always had the last star fighter
- 49:54on that's great so good I'm gonna go watch that after this man they don't
- 50:00make movies like they did in the 80s 8s was a great turn Ready Player one
- 50:06comes out soon and yeah I I don't care I
- 50:12am G to go and see it so soon because I just need to know
- 50:17immediately if it sucks or not it's Spielberg and he's doing a riff on a
- 50:23bunch presumably a bunch of stuff that he [ __ ] made yeah as with other stuff
- 50:29but the DeLorean in there if you look at the trailers yeah if you look at the
- 50:32trailers it looks like all of the things that they're slotting in are for us yeah
- 50:38people our age the trailer makes it look like oh look he's in the DeLorean on
- 50:42then look he drove past [ __ ] jarth from Labyrinth
- 50:46like we'll see we'll see we'll see yeah
- 50:52but uh well two lot Spielberg in the
- 50:55news a lot this week yeah he's um he's
- 51:00vowed never to digitally alter his old films again we have talked about this
- 51:05before that's good because he tried it once and it was a [ __ ] colossal
- 51:10disaster yeah yeah so we've reported about this in the past he got sucked
- 51:14into the uh well by George Lucas he got
- 51:17uh convinced that he should fix up ET digitally and he uh he made some changes
- 51:24replaced the puppet with a CG ET apparently I've never seen that version
- 51:28I didn't know that not in every scene he just added new scenes where he was fully
- 51:34CGI God yeah didn't see I can understand
- 51:39going back and making an older movie a bit prettier yeah digital remastering
- 51:45I'm totally fine with because film deteriorates over time we watched a lot
- 51:49of films on VHS which were really desaturated cropped to fit a 4-3 uh
- 51:55frame and so when they started reimaging those old films I
- 52:01loved it I got no problem with that yeah but don't add scenes with a [ __ ]
- 52:08cartoon new scenes don't change scenes that take we know take the guns out and
- 52:13replace them with walkie talk God yeah for no reason because if there was
- 52:19an alien on the loose they would be outside with guns not only that the cops
- 52:24in America have guns that's right it's ridiculous just just just hide them but
- 52:29yeah so he said that he's not going to do it he he regretted it almost
- 52:33immediately he he not just CU people hated it but he also was disappointed in
- 52:38himself for doing it and uh he won't won't be doing it again good so good and
- 52:44they're gonna reele I can't think of a single Steven Spielberg movie from that
- 52:49era that I wish something would be added to you know what I mean I think luk all
- 52:55of them and me hold on hold on that is something we could potentially do I mean we've
- 53:01famously added ourself to uh some movie trailers in the past convincingly enough
- 53:07that someone asked how we got to be in the movie yeah that's right that's right
- 53:12somebody literally thought that [ __ ]
- 53:16Christopher Nolan had cast the four of us in a bunch of wacky sidekick
- 53:23rolls in um the dark KN R special features
- 53:27yeah I [ __ ] wish that would have been great yeah there was a scene in The Dark
- 53:33Knight Rises where Batman standing there in Gotham next to a bearded guy in a
- 53:39shitty baste Batman costume yelling punch me in the dick punch me in the
- 53:45dick that's my favorite scene yeah CU I'm in my favorite scene
- 53:50is where I'm dressing yeah dingding banana banana
- 53:55obviously they performed ding-ding banana banana when I saw hanss in my
- 54:00life it was beautiful is that your way of telling me you jerked off T
- 54:06him oh my God that's the video that's the video that's about to be
- 54:11leaked and here's what you were jerking off
- 54:19to Y oh yep Master Class not
- 54:25masturbation sorry that was I'm better and uh
- 54:31speaking of masturbation Indiana Jones 5
- 54:34is uh being shot in April 2009 Indiana
- 54:39Jones is being shot okay I heard about this I think that'll leave you get a
- 54:43little late what you
- 54:46think I'm worried about haris for you
- 54:51worried he may not be alive by the time 2019 rolls around I think he might be
- 54:55alive for the start of it I'm not sure if you'll be alive for when the movie
- 54:59comes sorry are you threatening Harrison Ford [ __ ]
- 55:02man I'm not say I don't think he's going to survive this shoot wink
- 55:09wink oh sure I know he'll shown up on the first day and if he does I'm I'm
- 55:15counting on [Laughter]
- 55:20it no I'm just if you look at the last few movies he's filmed he's managed to
- 55:25hurt himself just before or during that's true in the case of Star Wars I
- 55:31don't think he heard himself someone shut the [ __ ] door on him yeah but
- 55:36then he's crushing play yeah that's true I think it's yeah I'm starting to worry
- 55:41he thinks he is Indiana Jones that's the problem because he is he [ __ ] he literally is
- 55:47yes but no one good thing no shab buff this time no sh buff so that's confirmed
- 55:53no mut yeah he will not appear in not but does that mean they're they're
- 55:59ignoring the one he was in or they're just not mentioning the fact that Indie
- 56:03has a son and he's just not around anymore I don't know I think they're
- 56:07just going to ignore for well if you actually look at the other Indiana
- 56:11Joneses they don't they sort of do ignore each other that's true in fact
- 56:15they don't even happen in order right you know that
- 56:20no cuz isn't which one was first Raiders of the Lost Arc is set about 10 years
- 56:27after Temple of Doom right
- 56:32yeah yeah and then yeah no no Nazis in
- 56:36Temple of Doom yep prazis but yeah if so they can just
- 56:42easily ignore that by just doing what they've done with every single movie
- 56:47except for the last one where they broke from that formula
- 56:52yeah well fingers crossed maybe they'll finally go back and film Indiana Jones
- 56:59and the haunted house that script that Chris Columbus wrote that they were
- 57:02going to shoot instead of the Last Crusade [ __ ] stupid I it would be
- 57:06better than what we have there than number four it's online download it tell
- 57:12me what you think not
- 57:17good well I mean fingers crossed Crystal Skull good or well we'll
- 57:24see they they may have learned from their mistakes with Crystal Skull maybe
- 57:30we'll see I don't know maybe hopefully well they have learned
- 57:35sh is not back that's yeah that's that's true yeah have you have you guys seen a
- 57:39movie called the age of Adeline no so I'm going to do just a
- 57:45quick little Google search here so I can get this guy's name um so there's a
- 57:51movie called the age of Adeline which is basically Benjamin Button but with a chick
- 57:56right Blake Lively plays this girl who doesn't age and um she dated Harrison
- 58:03Ford and then years later she dates his son right okay but there's this guy who
- 58:09plays Harrison Ford in the flashbacks uh and he looks exactly like
- 58:16Harrison Ford is a young man H his name is Anthony in
- 58:21gruba and I don't know why since this guy exists they would have cast anyone else in the
- 58:28Han Solo anyone else for solo huh okay because yeah if he looks exactly like
- 58:35him and can act well presumably I'd hope here I'm I'm going
- 58:41to paste a photo in yeah CU he's playing Han Solo now because there's a rumor
- 58:47going around that he couldn't act and had to get acting coaches in for yeah
- 58:50that's true we'll see hold on just GNA still don't know how you guys are
- 58:55hopeful for that look all I'm saying is it looks a hell of a lot better
- 59:00than the last Jedi Jedi I want to edit the Last Jedi how I
- 59:07insert a picture someone already did Luke they already took all the women out
- 59:10there's nothing feel right the women were not that's not true there was a
- 59:15edit where they left some women in if they were [Laughter]
- 59:22killed oh my God what what do you want
- 59:25to move Luke um the casino Planet yeah he doesn't like gambling he doesn't know
- 59:32he just doesn't support yeah does Goring boring plots super layer yeah
- 59:38basically I think you get rid of if you get rid of the casino
- 59:42Planet space layer and just watch it that it'll be a better movie I saw
- 59:47someone po well people post often but a bunch of screen grabs cuz it kind of
- 59:51came out it came out on Blu-ray and digital and or digital and whatever it's
- 59:54out now you can you can get get it Jedi and people were posting screen grabs of
- 59:58it and I'm like wow it like there's some really beautiful shots and and stuff in
- 1:00:04it but like I just don't want to watch it
- 1:00:08again I just don't care yeah I know what you mean man I Fu I'd rather watch I
- 1:00:14watch the force awakens on repeat yeah instead oh yeah man but I love the force
- 1:00:19awakens I just like I I want to watch it again to see like that star try get
- 1:00:24[ __ ] up by the [ __ ] h spacing through it and so much stuff and then I just but
- 1:00:30then I have to watch the rest of it you have you have to watch Princess
- 1:00:35Leia who knows she's Immortal and can survive in the vacuum of space letting
- 1:00:39her friend do that instead knowing she'll die guys scroll down to sigment and tell
- 1:00:45me if you think this guy could play a Young Hound solo yeah man yeah great
- 1:00:51right that little dimple in the chin Crooked Smile little squinty grin
- 1:00:57yeah there's there's Hans Sol yeah there he is so anyway I think they should make
- 1:01:02Indie five and cast this guy yeah just reboot yeah not even reboot just like
- 1:01:09we've already talked about they were out of order anyway just keep making more
- 1:01:12movies oh yeah good point well if you look I actually quite enjoyed the young
- 1:01:16Indie television show anyone else did no I like you didn't like it I I you know
- 1:01:21what I've I've only seen like an episode of it I should watch that man I loved it
- 1:01:26there was two series of it there was one where he was like a little kid like a
- 1:01:2910year old and there was one where he's like 18 I've watched the one where he's like
- 1:01:3418 yeah they're both good I haven't seen the one little
- 1:01:37kid but that was fine and they can do that with this character because if they
- 1:01:42stick with it the movies don't follow on it's just here's a story go for it
- 1:01:48yeah but I think they have come out and said that there isn't going to be another Indie
- 1:01:53without Harrison for H yeah they say lots of stuff he is Indiana Jones they say lots of
- 1:02:00stuff unfortunately once they get that check things change they get $100,000
- 1:02:06for a little dance that's right little dance speaking of reboots we don't need
- 1:02:10to spend a lot of time on this I just thought we should address it apparently
- 1:02:14they're rebooting The Matrix Christ yeah apparently apparently
- 1:02:18they've been added for sometime it's just not ready yet like [ __ ] if they
- 1:02:23maybe just stick with the first movie and not worry about anything else or
- 1:02:28just watch the first movie it's still a [ __ ] good movie just don't worry
- 1:02:31about it the the sequels ruin the the first one how about just make a movie
- 1:02:37that isn't the Matrix make something else like or you know when the wowski
- 1:02:42wrote The Matrix they kind of wrote it referencing a whole bunch of really cool
- 1:02:47movies that they loved yeah just do that and the Matrix can be one of the movies
- 1:02:52you love that you reference in a new original film yeah yeah I you can't have
- 1:02:58original there's no money there there there is if it's good just don't make it
- 1:03:01[ __ ] that's the problem is they can't they're like oh it might turn out [ __ ]
- 1:03:05so we better just make it the same as something that was already out to
- 1:03:07guarantee people get sucked into paying for it like yep just it just
- 1:03:14sucks yeah no I think you got a better chance I think we need to get away from
- 1:03:20movies that's not the future sorry Dan movies are over Luke's got some new swen
- 1:03:26yeah I know look they had a 100y year run yeah it's time to move on we should
- 1:03:33be focusing more on the television oh okay yeah I mean that's only been around
- 1:03:38since the early 50s so that's got another 50 years in it no but what I
- 1:03:44mean l television is [ __ ] dead no but then you have these great
- 1:03:50series that come out and I think that's what should be people should be May
- 1:03:55focusing on now Netflix is making oh did you watch
- 1:03:59hush the um Duncan Jones movie hush it's Netflix no not yet I put it on my list I
- 1:04:06haven't watched it okay I watched it but I'll wait uh you should
- 1:04:10yeah I can't probably talk about that either but yeah check it out it's on
- 1:04:15Netflix sorry go on Luke yeah but that's that's really what I think they should
- 1:04:20be doing hush like the television series that are coming out now you're getting
- 1:04:23some quite good ones and I think that should be the future put more money into
- 1:04:26that like Westworld yes [ __ ] yeah just put all the money into Westworld cost
- 1:04:31yeah costs a hell of a lot less than movie would cost and you're getting a
- 1:04:36lot more out of it I'll stop you there I'll stop you there a series like West
- 1:04:40does not cost less than a movie absolutely not no no no yeah yeah but
- 1:04:44you're getting but like a whole season yes but per episode no if you go per
- 1:04:51hour it's a lot cheaper well it depends I think cuz wasn't the problem with uh
- 1:04:56what was it there was a show that was very successful oh [ __ ] carnal carnal
- 1:05:01carnal it was successful it's not that it was a flop but it was so [ __ ]
- 1:05:06expensive that they were like we just we can't can't make there there's no way
- 1:05:10you can make this make as much money as this costs right so they I guess that's
- 1:05:16different now they've they've sorted whatever the problem with that was out
- 1:05:20because Westworld obviously is making money yeah and Game of Thrones costs a
- 1:05:23[ __ ] ton to make and it makes back obviously yeah but what I look at is if
- 1:05:29you look at what game of throne costs for like two hours of it is a hell of a
- 1:05:32lot less than what the new reboot of the Matrix is going to cost probably true
- 1:05:38yeah for a 2our movie probably true and you get to do cool stuff like you know
- 1:05:43with story that you can't do with a film like you can withhold information for
- 1:05:47longer and in interesting ways I'll stop you their worst world was also a film so
- 1:05:52oh it was it was a great film I know I think the plot was the
- 1:05:57same quite the sequel wasn't that good what was the SE saw the sequel they went
- 1:06:03to future world oh okay we get Shogun World in Westworld season 2 or maybe
- 1:06:09well we saw a little saw a tase of Shogun world in the last episode apparently we get that
- 1:06:15so but yeah I just think like leave I'm okay if at the theaters you just get the
- 1:06:22Blockbusters like The Avengers comic book moves and then we start getting the other stuff
- 1:06:28that more so aims at the smaller screen okay yeah I mean I don't disagree
- 1:06:34with that necessarily I don't I don't necessarily see why the Avengers get a release and
- 1:06:41Matrix doesn't in your universe but you
- 1:06:45know okay cuz what what what do you think's going to be better the reboot of the
- 1:06:51Matrix or Avengers Infinity War man after infinity war or ever the one after
- 1:06:56that is none of the Avengers we like are going to be there anymore they're just
- 1:06:59going to start Shing heroes in so God knows think about this think about this
- 1:07:05instead of a matrix reboot of a movie they go for a television series and it's
- 1:07:10the lead up to finding the one and you have that wall stretched out over a few
- 1:07:15like 12 episodes all right you've got my attention you don't have that one
- 1:07:18Invincible person yeah but here's the problem right and everyone is like we're
- 1:07:22gonna find him and everyone's like no you're crazy Morpheus
- 1:07:27yeah you have that one guy who's taking risks trying to hunt that you don't have
- 1:07:31the morph you can have the person before I was about to say you could do it in
- 1:07:34one of the other attempts that the humans made bre stop calling yourself
- 1:07:38Morpheus it's never going to catch on you you sound like a fool yeah but yeah
- 1:07:42you could have that I think that would be a better show that I would want to
- 1:07:45watch than watching a rebild of the same thing I've already seen
- 1:07:51okay yep all right see I I should be in Hollywood making these decisions yeah
- 1:07:57maybe no I don't doubt that no I'm not I'm not going to I'm not going to negate
- 1:08:00that in any way oh someone's at the door that's
- 1:08:05weird um we're about to hear Matt we're about to hear D get kid give me seconds
- 1:08:10and all right or both there's no crashing or
- 1:08:15fighting yet maybe we went too harsh with the kidnap and rape maybe they're going to
- 1:08:22make love maybe I wonder if it's because he made that he searched earlier for a
- 1:08:28bump stock and now they're arresting him no it's just some guy wanted to fix my
- 1:08:32water heater unless that's some kind of slang here in Manila that I don't know
- 1:08:35about get out of the
- 1:08:39apartment I can't he's sucking me
- 1:08:44off it'd be rude to leave that I'm handcuffed to the bed
- 1:08:48now I guess we're are we done unless we want to talk about Chris Evans oh sure
- 1:08:55yeah so I heard this today that he's um not going to be in any more movies after
- 1:09:01Avengers 4 but I've heard none of them are going to be in there he's not going
- 1:09:04to be in any more Marvel movies he might do other movies well I I have heard this
- 1:09:09cuz they're getting ready this is sort of leading up to the end of their story
- 1:09:13arc yes and I know that once this story arc's done they've already got another
- 1:09:1820 movies in the pipelines ready to go so I think this going to be the start of
- 1:09:22a new one hey they make money good movies why would you not keep doing them
- 1:09:27no fair mhm well now that Luke's the head of a major Studio I guess it's his
- 1:09:33call yep [ __ ] Studios I can understand why he does sort of want to finish off like he's
- 1:09:39been doing it for a while now yeah and he probably does want to move on to
- 1:09:44other things maybe he can be my new Matrix television show or my new Star
- 1:09:48Wars television show all right let's pause there who's he playing in The
- 1:09:51Matrix who's he playing in Star Wars um I think he needs to change in character
- 1:09:58so in The Matrix I would have him be one of the bad guys okay so he's yeah just agent
- 1:10:04Smith he's agent Smith okay no he's no he's not agent Smith because we're gonna
- 1:10:09change that agent agent agent Chris yes agent America just
- 1:10:14so he doesn't get confused yeah it's easier if people just play characters
- 1:10:17that have their exact name yeah and so
- 1:10:21what Chris's are there in Star Wars Star Wars would be one of my Pilots
- 1:10:27okay yep would there be any non-pilot characters in your Star Wars movie yeah
- 1:10:32yes you'd have the you would have the the romantic love interest which I'm
- 1:10:36thinking of be played by you I'm thinking wi Commander where
- 1:10:42we've got the other pilot as a Love or we've also got the lovable mechanic okay
- 1:10:47gotta y yeah The Lovable mechanic with the ginger
- 1:10:51beard yep that is the guy he should end up with Y is I've got I've got room for still
- 1:10:58talking about the M or just Chris
- 1:11:02Evans but yeah so yeah that's yeah he can do that but they're all they're all
- 1:11:07planning on leaving right it's not just well they all have to chw I think the
- 1:11:12only one who doesn't want to leave is Robert Downey J he reckon he's clinging
- 1:11:17to it he's like look before I did these movies I was literally in
- 1:11:21prison for selling cocaine I need
- 1:11:27this yeah I think he's the one that will be hanging
- 1:11:32around he wants to stay I don't think he wants to do anything else this is how he
- 1:11:36wants to end his he'll be the Nick Fury these movies he'll just be going around recruiting
- 1:11:43yep what ever happened to Nick Fury he he hasn't been around for a
- 1:11:49while he died right didn't he come back
- 1:11:56I thought he died in did he die in the winter soldier they killed him off in
- 1:12:02one of them but then he came back and it was just a try um let me
- 1:12:08check yeah I think he dies okay it's been a while since I
- 1:12:12watched that one but I thought I thought he died I know yeah everyone thought he
- 1:12:16was dead in one and then he came back later but they may have killed him again
- 1:12:21I would be happy if Samuel L jaon was never in another
- 1:12:27film yeah instead of being in every movie cringe when I see him come on
- 1:12:32screen now it's being himself in everything oh God
- 1:12:38Relentless hijacking of my
- 1:12:43eyeballs maybe he'll be in Indiana Jones five [ __ ] if you've just jinxed that
- 1:12:49Mt I swear to Christ don't worry Luke's gonna take
- 1:12:54care of it seio Jackson he's one of those people if
- 1:12:58anyone asks him to be in a movie he will say yes maybe we should ask him to be in a
- 1:13:02movie no I've got to read to find out more if he died and I'm not doing that not
- 1:13:08reading no yeah oh okay so we didn't
- 1:13:12really talk about my trip to go see Dan but one thing I have to say me and
- 1:13:18Singapore do not get along okay I don't know man Singapore said some great stuff
- 1:13:24about you oh because is it because you like chewing gum and masturbating to
- 1:13:28porn constantly well there's that but I can go a few days without that but
- 1:13:34Singapore tried to kill me really the first day I got there I was sick and
- 1:13:39throwing up oh then I got drunk and recorded a podcast yeah that's true you
- 1:13:45did and then the next day I nearly passed out in the street drunk
- 1:13:50again no not drinking whoa I told you oh that's what that was what it that's what
- 1:13:56it was you weren't drinking yeah not drinking yeah from alcohol withdrawal
- 1:14:01yeah yeah no no yeah Singapore just it's I can't handle the heat oh and the
- 1:14:08humidity actually campaign slogan for our tourism board Singapore can you
- 1:14:13handle the heat I um I've had a short experience with the heat and humidity
- 1:14:17there at the airport and I was like [ __ ] it's it's intense yeah when you when you
- 1:14:22went out for a cigarette on the deck yes yep at the airport I will still come to
- 1:14:28visit you again but not soon I need to get a custom to it what
- 1:14:34is this clip that You' given meit sorry gave me a
- 1:14:38clip am I no that's me and Dan uh this am I supposed to play this on the
- 1:14:44show no you could put it you can listen to it I started to listen to it and then um I fell
- 1:14:50asleep it's two and a half minutes long man that is uh that is that is a serious
- 1:14:56cell there man well listeners look forward to is it can I play it on the
- 1:15:00show or not you can play it on the show we recorded it for well look tell you
- 1:15:04what listeners I mean if this is if this is like if you're up quite late right
- 1:15:07now then um you know have a listen because you might to drift off into
- 1:15:12Slumber yeah [ __ ] Luke should Luke should introduce everything from now on
- 1:15:16oh there a thing we made did we I don't know I fell asleep it might be
- 1:15:22good um I have to tell you about the thing that happened at Disneyland though
- 1:15:27yes so I was I took my wheelchair cuz it's a lot of walking it's just easier to get
- 1:15:33around and I also brought a Donald Duck hat because Donald Duck is the best
- 1:15:38character yes now I wanted to get a photo with him and I knew he was going
- 1:15:42to be around somewhere in the Main Street about 12:30 but he didn't want to
- 1:15:45be wearing the Hat cuz then you'd look like a weirdo exactly yeah but I walked
- 1:15:51up to the line for Mickey Mouse yeah and the lady there it was
- 1:15:55sorry Mickey's no more in the line Mickey's going to come back at two and I
- 1:15:59went it's okay I'm not looking for Mickey I want to see Donald and I
- 1:16:02pointed at my hat and went Donald and I think you thought all of
- 1:16:07that Luke but what you actually just did was point at your hat and say Donald
- 1:16:12Donald and then she bent down to me and went hello
- 1:16:16[Laughter]
- 1:16:21Donald she thought Luke was a little [ __ ] man
- 1:16:26yes she did wanted to see he wanted to see Mickey Mouse because he thought he was
- 1:16:32[Laughter] Donald it was very
- 1:16:38[Laughter] embarrassing
- 1:16:43well so we have to call you Donald now yeah I'm
- 1:16:49Donald oh just she even bent down to me
- 1:16:52when hell was just a for
- 1:16:58me and then then walked behind to talk to Hanah to find out what I was
- 1:17:04wanting and she probably encouraged him that
- 1:17:09yes so uh then but end of the story I got to meet Donald he did and uh did you
- 1:17:14hug him and punch him as was your
- 1:17:18want um there is a photo of me hugging him with my fist R okay that's good and
- 1:17:24is that up on the uh Instagram it is not yet it will be we'll
- 1:17:31take all right so this clip am I to play this clip or not yeah you can play it
- 1:17:36yeah so this clip um sorry if you don't mind L I might give you a little bit of
- 1:17:40an extra intro here other than your just I tried to listen to it was so boring I
- 1:17:43fell asleep um yeah and like I'm not even sure if I'm supposed to play it now
- 1:17:50oh you can play it if you want I guess um Luke had his microphone know if you
- 1:17:54were going to play on the show or just SL we were lining up for the Toy Story
- 1:18:00ride uh was 30 minutes long was the longest ride we lined up for and so we
- 1:18:04decided to uh record a little little bit for our podcast but here it is here we
- 1:18:11go enjoy so hi Dan um how you doing today yeah I'm I'm happy today and there's a
- 1:18:18reason for that I'm in the happiest place on Earth my bedroom more or less
- 1:18:23yeah no we're actually at disne Disneyland Hong Kong yeah it's a lot
- 1:18:26like Disneyland uh other places except smaller and more Chinese it is a little
- 1:18:31bit smaller little smaller going be oh yeah sorry about that that's what she
- 1:18:36said yes so we thought we just give you a very quick special edition of the past
- 1:18:41just cuz we can yeah so uh uh Matt's not
- 1:18:45here uh I don't know why uh I did invite him you did okay that's good um really
- 1:18:51the same without that but uh I'm sure he's doing something fun now yeah I'm
- 1:18:55I'm sure he is yeah yeah drinking a craft beer maybe now I think what it is
- 1:19:00the next time you get a special edition episode from Disneyland it will be all
- 1:19:04three of us and it'll be at Star Wars land yeah that's uh that's pretty
- 1:19:07exciting Star Wars land is uh going to be something I think we need to do
- 1:19:10pretty soon after it opens if not as soon as it opens another thing problem
- 1:19:14is I think it doesn't open for about another year are you saying that we'll
- 1:19:18be bard of Star Wars by then maybe you're right you might be I think you
- 1:19:22already are a little bit well it's all going to depend on solo because if
- 1:19:25Solo's good I'm all in I still can't get over how you think Solo's going to be a
- 1:19:29good movie I don't think it's going to be so sick of us Weighing on
- 1:19:34solo I guess that is fair Luke's already asleep yeah I mean look this is not the
- 1:19:39first time that we've been let down by Star Wars it was a good 15 years where
- 1:19:42they made free movies none of which were any good so you know we can't lose space
- 1:19:46just because the last year I was a bit dividing and it really is dividing cuz
- 1:19:51parts of it are absolutely amazing parts of it are terrible and if you just those
- 1:19:54terrible Parts out it's a great movie yeah um and we did go on uh hypers Space
- 1:20:01Mountain hypers Space Mountain yeah which was Space Mountain re themed as
- 1:20:04the Star Wars ride and now it's hypers Space Mountain yeah they've done amazing
- 1:20:08on that it's cuz we've all been on Space Mount before but this just adding that
- 1:20:12little bit extra that you're on a mission to take down a star destroyer
- 1:20:16and the lights flashing green and red was a nice touch I think yeah and
- 1:20:21uh yeah not not you know not not Thrill Ride kind of uh roller coaster but
- 1:20:27certainly immersive it's not as thrilling as you're going to get a
- 1:20:32Disneyland Amen to that all right
- 1:20:38nice we going to get sued for for that music yeah I was I was thinking that too
- 1:20:44we'll see yeah they undid hyperspace Mountain at the uh the ones here the
- 1:20:49California have they done it up though they it was hyperspace mountain and now
- 1:20:54it's just gone back to Space Mountain again oh really oh really yeah cuz we
- 1:20:57went when we went to E3 last year we went and it was it had been hyperspace
- 1:21:01Mountain previously and then it was just back to normal
- 1:21:04again okay cuz yeah cuz I remember when I went with you it was hypers Space
- 1:21:09Mountain with me yeah no I've never been
- 1:21:13when it was yeah no it was just normal Space
- 1:21:18Mountain when Luke and Dave and I sorry when Dan and Dave and I went with Paul
- 1:21:25we didn't go on Space Mountain because we didn't know it was there well I
- 1:21:30thought it was hyperspace but yeah now that they've got it up it's sort of like
- 1:21:33when you're going up the top or you're going through hyperspace and then
- 1:21:36they've got video playing when you're going around corners of you chasing Tie
- 1:21:40fighters and shooting them down well that's I want
- 1:21:45that fine it is what it is I guess I have to make a trip to Hong Kong
- 1:21:50everything is Star Wars now yeah I'm still okay with this
- 1:21:55everything is Star Wars now except this podcast we hate Star Wars
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