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Will Iran, Inflation & Extreme Heat Destroy Summer 2026? | America’s New Travel Crisis · The Karel Show

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  Speaker 1: Old time is here. No time to fear. Corral is
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  Speaker 2: Carrel is the one that you need to know now
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  Speaker 2: is show.
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  Speaker 3: Side Memorial Day is this month, which means summer is coming.
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  Speaker 3: Will Iran derail many of our summer plans or do
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  Speaker 3: we even make them anymore? That and so much more
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  Speaker 3: me on this Thursday, May seventh. Oh yes, lord, I'm
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  Speaker 3: so happy and glad to be here with you. I
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  Speaker 3: just got a text just now, let me read it
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  Speaker 3: to you. I'll read you the text verbatim, honey, because
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  Speaker 3: the no way to start, you know, is no better
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  Speaker 3: way to start the show. Dear Corel, good morning. I
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  Speaker 3: the top ten at number ten on the Music Week
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  Speaker 3: Commercial Pop Top thirty in the UK. What I've got
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  Speaker 3: a motherfucking top ten single, bitches Ah dance because we
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  Speaker 3: did a dance because we could. They are dancing across
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  Speaker 3: the UK. To me, honey, I could not be happier.
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  Speaker 3: My first top ten single that I'm singing and writing ever. Okay, ever, now,
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  Speaker 3: THEO went top five with a song that I wrote
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  Speaker 3: with We're Not Going Back. But this is the first
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  Speaker 3: top ten single that I have ever written and performed.
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  Speaker 3: Holy batman. I just I'm my cup overfloweth or is
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  Speaker 3: it with my C cup or my D cup? I
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  Speaker 3: don't know. Thank you. Thank you to everyone listening to
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  Speaker 3: it and streaming it and loving it. Thank you, thank you,
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  Speaker 3: thank you. Oh God, I dance because number ten on
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  Speaker 3: the Music Week chart in the UK. Uh, kisses to
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  Speaker 3: all of you all, all right, So that's the good news.
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  Speaker 3: That's the good news. I'm not sure you know. There's
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  Speaker 3: plenty of bad news out there right now for us,
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  Speaker 3: but that's the good news. The US is awaiting Tehran's
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  Speaker 3: response to a peace proposal, a one page, maybe handwritten,
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  Speaker 3: who knows, peace proposal, and hopefully, look, I don't want
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  Speaker 3: the war to go on just to make Donald Trump
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  Speaker 3: look like an incompetent. I mean, he already does. So
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  Speaker 3: I don't want this war to keep going just because
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  Speaker 3: it hurts Republicans. And it does, and if this war
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  Speaker 3: dragged on through the midterms, it'd be the best thing
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  Speaker 3: for the Democrats ever, But I'm sorry, we do not
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  Speaker 3: want that. People are really hurting when it comes to
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  Speaker 3: finances and money. And you know gas prices which have
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  Speaker 3: driven up, food prices, every price and the price of
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  Speaker 3: everything has gone up because almost everything uses petroleum. Now
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  Speaker 3: that's a stupid We have set up such a stupid
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  Speaker 3: society child. I mean, talk about drug addicts. You know,
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  Speaker 3: we always look at these Appalachian oxy conton no tooth
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  Speaker 3: Sister Marry and people and think, eh, but where every
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  Speaker 3: where we are them. Every one of you is addicted
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  Speaker 3: to petrol, to fossil fuel. Every one of you. You
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  Speaker 3: can't get by without it. You can't play a record
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  Speaker 3: without fossil fuel. You can't use lotion without petroleum jeal.
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  Speaker 3: You know, there's so many plastic Everything in our world
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  Speaker 3: is plastic. That's all oil, the gas that's in your car,
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  Speaker 3: you know. I mean, we have made ourselves dependent on
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  Speaker 3: this ridiculous substance, and hundreds of years after we've made
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  Speaker 3: ourselves dependent on it, we haven't gotten off of it.
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  Speaker 3: It's like the crack or the meth. We know it's
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  Speaker 3: bad for us, and we know it's pricey, and we
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  Speaker 3: know it's costing us our way of life, but we
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  Speaker 3: don't care. Give me that crack. We should have been
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  Speaker 3: driving alternate fuel vehicles thirty years ago, forty fifty after
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  Speaker 3: the seventies when we had to line up and do
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  Speaker 3: the odd even gas days. They should have gotten rid
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  Speaker 3: of gasoline powered vehicles after that. Given the people that
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  Speaker 3: hold the oil all the power, and they've got it, baby,
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  Speaker 3: they've got power, they do. If you're an oil company
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  Speaker 3: or an oil producer, you control the fricking world because
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  Speaker 3: you ma the drug of choice for the entire world.
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  Speaker 3: It ain't just us. The entire world is hooked on
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  Speaker 3: the mess, I mean the oil, and we behave just
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  Speaker 3: like addicts because even with it at five dollars a gallon,
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  Speaker 3: we won't give up our cars. We won't rush out
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  Speaker 3: and buy alternate fuel vehicles. We won't demand better transportation,
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  Speaker 3: better public transportation. We won't utilize the public transportation that
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  Speaker 3: we have. When's the last time any of you took
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  Speaker 3: above or train or a monorail, or a trolley or
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  Speaker 3: a street car? Clang, clang clang. I just listened to
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  Speaker 1: Show Time is here. No time to fear. Carella is
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  Speaker 1: so near because show time is here. So on with
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  Speaker 1: the show. Let's give it a go.
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  Speaker 2: Carella is the one that you need to know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm still thinking about Judy. Clang clang, clang, went the
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  Speaker 3: trolley bing bing bing, ring ring ring, went the bell,
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  Speaker 3: zing zing zing went my heart strings. I could tell
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  Speaker 3: from the moment I fell live. No auto tune, no
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  Speaker 3: electronic instruments, her an orchestra, a stage, a spotlight, no dancers,
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  Speaker 3: no nothing, just Judy. Good riddance, goodbye, every trick of
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  Speaker 3: them you're.
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  Speaker 1: On to but fool will be fools, and then it's gone.
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  Speaker 3: To the nighties cold. I'm having a gay moment. We
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  Speaker 3: need more big gay moments in this world, we really do.
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  Speaker 3: We need people to just burst out into show tunes
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  Speaker 3: all the time. So the one page proposal basically says,
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  Speaker 3: we'll lift the sanctions on you. You concede to everything else.
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  Speaker 3: Let's get this party started. Will the iah toota homani Homani.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta say it like you're coughing up a hairball.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone and iron must have hair in their throat because
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  Speaker 3: ayatola Homiani will the I had one legged? Well the
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  Speaker 3: one legged iatona holmeny how many hominy homemany many? Will
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  Speaker 3: he say yes or no? Well? I don't know, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know, we'll see. All I know is it's affecting everything, everything,
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  Speaker 3: child everything. And so that's one of the things I
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  Speaker 3: wanted to talk about today, Not Marco Rubio meeting the Pope.
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  Speaker 3: The pope should bitch slap Marco Rubio, say take that
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  Speaker 3: back to your orange smurf of a president. You know,
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  Speaker 3: That's that's what the pope should do. The Pope should say,
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  Speaker 3: I'm the pope, bitch, I control over a billion people.
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  Speaker 3: You ain't but a little Marco Rubio from Florida, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: and your president ain't just some pretender to the throne. Honey,
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  Speaker 3: I am the Pope. So anyway, Uh, and again, Pump pump,
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  Speaker 3: you had Trump the Pope and Trump pumph the Trump
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  Speaker 3: or Trump is doubling down on his hatred of the
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  Speaker 3: Pope today, Uh, saying all kinds of weird crap about him,
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  Speaker 3: because you know, he's got to just post on the
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  Speaker 3: truth social talk about addicts. Child. Someone should take that
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  Speaker 3: man's phone away for the good of humanity. Take away
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  Speaker 3: the man's phone. Okay, he's that eighty year old grandpa
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  Speaker 3: that you won't even let drive the car. Take away
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  Speaker 3: the phone, honey. Yesterday and some press conference he had,
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  Speaker 3: you could see the bruises on his hands again. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: he's getting the infusions. It must be the blood of
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  Speaker 3: some young people. I bet he's gonna ask for the
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  Speaker 3: blood of Carolyn Levitt's baby to rejuvenate himself. You know,
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  Speaker 3: she's twenty eight years old and her husband is sixty. Now, look,
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  Speaker 3: if both parties consent, that's all good. But if it
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  Speaker 3: was a sixty year old woman and a twenty eight
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  Speaker 3: year old man, people would be like what. But because
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  Speaker 3: it's a sixty year old man and a twenty eight
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  Speaker 3: year old woman, thirty two year age difference. This guy's
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  Speaker 3: having kids at sixty years old. His kid when he
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  Speaker 3: graduates high school, his daddy will be seventy eight years old.
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  Speaker 3: I can see him at the high school graduation. Oh
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  Speaker 3: you brought your granddad? No, that's my dad. And I
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  Speaker 3: wonder if the baby's got wrinkles, you know, like does
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  Speaker 3: it look like a ring up old man because he
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  Speaker 3: came from old man sperm? Because sixty year old sperm.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, the baby probably was born all
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  Speaker 3: old many, all wrinkled up and you know, a little
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  Speaker 3: sallow sort of thing, because it's got old baby. You know,
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  Speaker 3: it's got old old sperm. Jeans it was a young egg,
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  Speaker 3: but old sperm. I don't know how that sperm got
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  Speaker 3: through to that egg, you know, but lord, so he
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  Speaker 3: probably she probably had a little old man baby, probably
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  Speaker 3: got a baby that looks like a little old man child.
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  Speaker 3: Sixty year old husband twenty eight year old Caroline Leavitt
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  Speaker 3: birthing babies. What the hell the hell is that? Oh? Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: so oh, I know in the chat room they're all
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  Speaker 3: giving me the reasons why they can't use the bus.
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  Speaker 3: It's not convenient, I know, Just destroy the fucking planet
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  Speaker 3: and support the oil manu from the makers. Go ahead,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's what we've done. Everybody's got an excuse.
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  Speaker 3: They're like assholes. Some are bigger than others, but everybody's
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  Speaker 3: got an excuse why they can't take public transportation. Why
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  Speaker 3: they can't take taxis why they can't take lifts. Hell,
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  Speaker 3: I've got the excuse. You know, yesterday I was debating
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  Speaker 3: giving up the car. You know, I don't want the
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  Speaker 3: car back. I'm enjoying my motorcycle and not having the car.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I'm enjoying. I'm gonna get it back. But
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  Speaker 3: I only use one tank of gas a month, one
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  Speaker 3: a tank, so I'm not quite the attic that many
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  Speaker 3: other people are with their four tanks a week, or
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  Speaker 3: you know, that sort of thing. But truly, we are
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  Speaker 3: the biggest drug addicts in the world. We should never
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  Speaker 3: pooh pooh drug addicts ever again, because we are mainline
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  Speaker 3: in the oil. It is everywhere I look around. The
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  Speaker 3: plastic in these lights, the foam here on my microphone,
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  Speaker 3: the plastic in this computer. This is a polyester blend shirt.
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  Speaker 3: There's oil in this shirt. The lubriderm that I spread
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  Speaker 3: all over my body after the shower. I'm sure there's
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  Speaker 3: some sort of oil up in therevasoline, petroleum, jelly. I
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  Speaker 3: mean there's oil everywhere, and then the oil you put
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  Speaker 3: in your car, and then the gasoline which was refined petroleum.
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  Speaker 3: So we have made ourselves dependent on a substance which
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  Speaker 3: is both finite. Oil is not forever so finite and
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  Speaker 3: expensive and controlled by nations. We don't like how much
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  Speaker 3: Saudi dick have we had to suck over the years
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  Speaker 3: because they control the oil. How much Opec penis have
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  Speaker 3: we actually had to take over the years because there
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  Speaker 3: are drug supplier. The only reason we care about the
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: Middle East is oil in Israel. That sounds like a
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  Speaker 3: salad dressing, but that's you know, that's why we care.
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  Speaker 3: Oil and Israel. Mix the two together and you have
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  Speaker 3: slippery juice, I mean truly. So you know we let
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  Speaker 3: them get away with whatever they want to get away with.
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  Speaker 3: Why because we need the oil. It's ridiculous. We gotta
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  Speaker 3: get off the oil, but we won't. Not in my lifetime.
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  Speaker 3: Oil is here to stay, honey. So I can fight that,
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  Speaker 3: you know, because like I compost at home. You know,
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  Speaker 3: I have the HEMI G E M E the HEMI.
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  Speaker 3: It's a great composter g E M. I highly recommend it.
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  Speaker 3: And you know I try to recycle and I ride
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  Speaker 3: a motor scooter so I can take up less gas,
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  Speaker 3: just two gallons a month. You know, all of that
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  Speaker 3: I take short showers under five minutes to try to
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  Speaker 3: conserve the water. Meanwhile, corporation's here in Vegas and thousands
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  Speaker 3: of gallons a day. But whatever, I'm a vegan, so
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  Speaker 3: I've reduced my carbon footprint by millions and millions of
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  Speaker 3: pounds of carbon. I try to do what I can.
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  Speaker 3: I try, and if we all did what we could,
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  Speaker 3: it would matter. But I know that basically me doing
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  Speaker 3: it by myself just doesn't really matter. It matters to me.
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  Speaker 3: But am I gonna save the planet with my recycling?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: Am I gonna save the planet with my composting? No?
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  Speaker 3: But I do provide a nice garden up the street
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  Speaker 3: with you know, rich soil. Really, I'm not you know,
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying, but I can't do it alone. I could
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  Speaker 3: give up oil tomorrow, get rid of all plastics, all creams,
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  Speaker 3: get rid of all oil producing vehicles, go completely solar
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  Speaker 3: on my house. I could get rid of all oil
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  Speaker 3: in my life. And would it end the crisis?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 3: And I'm not being defeatist. I'm just saying, and we
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  Speaker 3: all got the excuses as to why we can't do it,
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  Speaker 3: and then when we decide we're gonna, we say, well,
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  Speaker 3: unless everybody else does it. It ain't gonna matter, so then
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  Speaker 3: we don't do it. So we never make any real
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  Speaker 3: changes because nobody else will. Well, Correll, the bus system
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  Speaker 3: in my community is horrible, then make it better. Start
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  Speaker 3: using it, find out what weakness is. Rally your city
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  Speaker 3: council people, rally your public transportation department, and make it better.
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  Speaker 3: That's how we get what we want. We need high
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  Speaker 3: speed trains from this country. The way the airlines are
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  Speaker 3: dropping out the sky, Spirit Airline, by it is truly
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  Speaker 3: a spirit now just a ghost. No more Spirit in
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  Speaker 3: the sky is gone, it's grounded. It's ova why fuel prices.
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  Speaker 3: Iran killed Spirit Airlines. They are already teetering on the brink,
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  Speaker 3: and Iran just shoved them right over. Now they're in
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  Speaker 3: the vast pit of banker airlines. And so I know,
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  Speaker 3: because I'm like you, I know. I know you have
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  Speaker 3: a million and five reasons why you can't give up
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  Speaker 3: your car, why you can't give up your motorcycle, why
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  Speaker 3: you can't get you know, why you can't use public transportation.
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  Speaker 3: I get it, I understand. I feel your pain. I
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  Speaker 3: don't agree with it. You know, we'd be lucky if
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  Speaker 3: we all got rid of our cars and use public transportation.
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  Speaker 3: Within five years, it would exponentially get better. It would
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  Speaker 3: we would have the best public transportation in the world.
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  Speaker 3: If we all one day decided I'm done with oil,
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  Speaker 3: i am not using my vehicle, and stop buying cars,
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: and then you'd have ten thousand dollars electric cars, because
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: they'd still want to sell you. Ask something, but auto
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  Speaker 3: manufacturers have no incentive to lower the price of v vehicles.
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  Speaker 3: You'll pay fifty sixty seventy thousand for a new one
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  Speaker 3: or twenty thirty forty for a used one. They ain't
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  Speaker 3: gonna lower that. Why would they lower that. They're making
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  Speaker 3: the money, honey, they rich. Have you seen the yacht
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  Speaker 3: of the owner of all these car companies, and oh
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: my god, they're just so wealthy. And that leads you
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  Speaker 3: right to the oil companies. They're a conduit. There is
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  Speaker 3: a pipe in your car that you pour money into.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't that a great gimmick. They sell you a vehicle
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  Speaker 3: that has a direct hose to the profit center of
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  Speaker 3: all the big oil companies. It's right there in your car.
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  Speaker 3: You don't have to go anywhere to make them rich.
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  Speaker 3: You're stick a nozzle in and pull up and baby,
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  Speaker 3: you're making somebody rich and you're fine with it. I
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  Speaker 3: ain't gonna try to talk you out of it because
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  Speaker 3: you're good with it. Wait until you're old and you
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  Speaker 3: can't drive. Oh no, I gotta use horrible public transportation. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because you never made it better when you were younger.
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  Speaker 3: You never demanded high speed trains. Demand. Think of all
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: the trains we could have built with the eighty billion
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: dollars we have spent on Iran. Think of all the
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  Speaker 3: public transportation in your city that could have been built
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: if thirty million dollars an hour, which are the windfall
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  Speaker 3: profits of the oil companies, went to make better public
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  Speaker 3: transportation in your city. But no new new Nay, we
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: must keep things the way they are. Why because it
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: makes the rich money. You know. Yesterday I got very upset.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: My blood pressure was elevated. I was in a horrible
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: state all day. It started with the twelve hundred dollars
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  Speaker 3: that I need for the car and debating whether or
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: not to even pay it or keep the car. Then
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: I had transferred thirteen thousand dollars of high interest debt
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: over to my Barclay's Jet Blue credit card. They verified
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: those transfers three days in a row. But yesterday, well
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: I was on air here they called to verify them again.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't answer the phone because I was on air.
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  Speaker 3: So after I called and said, why do you guys
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: calling me again? I spoke to you yesterday, the day
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  Speaker 3: before and the day before. Will your account is suspended, sir,
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  Speaker 3: and we've canceled all of the transfers. What, Well, you
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  Speaker 3: didn't answer the phone, so we couldn't verify you verified
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  Speaker 3: three days in a row. Well, we had to verify again.
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  Speaker 3: And now if you want to retransfer that balance, you
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: have to wait for the authorizations that we put on
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  Speaker 3: your card to fall off, because we can't take those off.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: So wait, you put the authorizations on, you canceled the transfers.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Now you're keeping that balance tied up for a week, Yes, sir,
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  Speaker 3: just like Chase. They told me to link all of
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: my checking accounts, so I linked my SAG after to
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: my Chase account. Last week I transferred three hundred dollars
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  Speaker 3: from one to the other. Chase got the money on Monday.
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  Speaker 3: When are they gonna let me have it on Friday?
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Is that legal? No, they can't hold money for five days.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: That they've gotten. It's come out of my checking account.
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  Speaker 3: But are they doing it? Yes? Why because banks rules
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  Speaker 3: are to make money for the bank. That five days
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  Speaker 3: is their float. They're using my money collecting interest on it.
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  Speaker 3: And you might say it's only three hundred dollars times
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  Speaker 3: that by a million people. That's a lot of float.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: That's a lot of interest. That's a lot of capital
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  Speaker 3: that they have access to for five days. That should
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  Speaker 3: be illegal. It's my money, but it ain't illegal. Why
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: because they make the rules. So, as I told my
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: friend David this morning, David Ethrinch will be on my
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: show tomorrow or monday. I said, you know, I gotta
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: stop getting upset because there's some constants now. We got
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: to accept Number one, everyone you deal with is the next.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: No one is good at their job anymore. Everybody is
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: bad and number two corporations through you every day and
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: there's nothing you can do about it because no one's
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: on your side, No government.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: Official, smashtape, no it showed side.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Oh lord, how you doing? I was born.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: By the river.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: In a little change, just like the river I've been
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: rolling ever sad it's been a long time coming, but
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Change gone come.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Hoyos it is. I had to say that to a
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: man at the park this morning, one of the community
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: service workers, in his chihuahua. He was sitting there looking glum.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: I said, honey, lamb, what's wrong with you in your
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: little chuhala? He said, I'm feeling depressed. I said, why
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: are you feeling depressed? Honey? He said, just about the
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: times and things going on in my life. I said, child,
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: we all got the blues right now, all of us.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Ain't nobody running around dead ass happy unless you're rich.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: And ain't no one in this park rich except for Bill,
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Bill and Lilith. Bill is rich. He has over a
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: million dollars. But I literally had to tell this guy
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: that I don't know that it's going to get better,
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: that the only thing constant is changed, and that you
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: don't get over things, you get through them, and we're
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: gonna get through this. There may be even worse on
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: the other side, but we'll get through that too, because
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: that's what life is. You just keep living and getting
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: through things. That's what life is. Now. Look y'all might
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: think I'm flipping telling you that you should use public
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: transportation or we don't have any I can't. It takes
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: too long. It ain't your god given right to get
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: you know, it used to take eleven years to get
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: from Oklahoma to California. I mean literally, they had to
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: walk or take a horse. Okay, so you left Oklahoma
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: in January. You got to California around Christmas time. Then
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: a train came along and suddenly, oh my god, you
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: can make it in four or five days. And then
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: an airplane came along because people demanded it. We don't
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: demand anything anymore, and I know why, for the same
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: reason I encountered all that anger yesterday that I gotta
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: stop doing. It's gonna kill me. I'm being serious, people.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: My blood pressure was one sixty over one hundred yesterday
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: during all this. I'm gonna kill myself over this stuff,
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: and I can't. I don't want to die. But the
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: facts are that almost everyone you deal with nowadays is inept.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: They're not good at their jobs, and number two, they
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: don't go out of their way to help you. And
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: number three, they're following rules by a corporation that has
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: no concern about you at all except to make as
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: much money from you as they can, not to give
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: you good customer service, not to give you good benefits,
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: not to make your life better. They only want to
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: make money off of you. Oil companies don't care how
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: you feel. Oil companies don't care about the gas you
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: can or cannot afford. All they care about is their
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: shareholder meeting and how much money their CEO is gonna make.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: All you are is an open wallet to them. That's it.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: And when you no longer give in to them, then
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: they don't care if you die. That's the world we
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: have created. I didn't create it, Krall, Well, somebody did.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Somebody keeps us on the oil. Somebody keeps buying it,
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: somebody keeps using it. Somebody keeps not demanding that we
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: change who Who is that person?
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: You me?
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Of course it is it's easy. We like easy. We
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: have gotten used to easy. If it's not easy, we
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: get all mad. Well, that's too hard. It shouldn't take
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: me forty five minutes just to get across town. If
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: you walk, it would take you four hours. Bitch, ride
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: a bicycle, then there are bicycles. Hop on an electric bicycle.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: It'll get your crosstown the same amount as a car.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Get a cute three wheel one with a basket. They
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: have three wheel electric bicycles. Nowadays you can take gas
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: wherever you want, up to thirty miles. Oh, but I
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: can't ride a bicycle. I could fall down, I could
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: hurt myself. A thirty thousand people a year dying cars,
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: but you can't ride a bicycle. You see what I'm saying.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: All we are nowadays are obstacles, because that's what we're taught.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: We're taught that to get to a goal, there has
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: to be a thousand obstacles because most people then give up.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: And the government has made it so hard to get
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: any change affected or get anything done that people just
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: give up. It's too hard. And we like easy. We're
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: such an easy We want everything easy. We can't even
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: wait for fucking tea to brew. We want instant tea,
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: instant coffee. We want buffets where all the food is
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: already ready, don't even have to wait for it to
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: be cooked, drive through, give it to me in a bag,
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: and give it to me now, and let me eat
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: it in my car. We like easy, but easy isn't
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: always what's best, but we don't care. Is it easy.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: We put little plastic things in our dishwasher now that
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: have soap, and this and that, and why because it's easy.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Just pop the little thing in your dishwasher. Forget that
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: you're putting microplastics into your water supply that are ending
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: up lodging in your brain and possibly causing dementia. Who cares,
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: You'll forget all about it one day. So that brings
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: us to the topic I really want to talk about today.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Is Iran going to ruin summer? Summer's here. We all
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: get a super It's gonna be one hundred and seven
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: in Las Vegas on Monday, Honey, summer's here. May something
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: or other is Memorial Day twenty first, twenty second somewhere
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: around there. That's the unofficial start of summer, the one
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: hundred days of summer, Memorial Day to Labor Day, one
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: hundred days of summer. Now, summer doesn't start till June
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: twenty first, I know, so don't come for me. But
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: it unofficially starts at Memorial Day, some Memorial Day to
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Labor Day. So that's coming just a couple of weeks.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Remember when summers used to meet vacations where you packed
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: up the kids and cranked up the car. Remember that
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: you just drive places. You drive to Grandma's house. So
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: you drive to a national park. Don't go to a
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: national park, including Lake Mead. You know why, brain eating amoeba.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: I am not making this up, child, I read it yesterday.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Eleven national parks in the West are on alert because
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: in every one of the warm waters in the park
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: they have found brain eatn Amiba's girl got it right
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: here in Lake Mead because there's shallow water and lake
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: meat and when it's one hundred and ten outside, that
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: water is ninety eighty nine to degrees and those are meba. Oh,
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: they love it. They just breed and breed and breathe.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: And then you pop in the water and some water
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: rug splashes up your nose. It gets on your list
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: or whatever, and suddenly on meba's eating your damn brain. Now,
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: if it were Republicans or Maga, who cares? Because there's starts.
• 29:25
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• 29:31
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• 29:49
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• 29:54
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• 30:06
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• 30:10
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• 30:14
  Speaker 3: No, you know it used to be the worst thing
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: I would get would be the rock in pneumonia and
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: the boogie wooget flu. But child, now you got brain
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: eating amibas in eleven national parks because of the warm
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: water because of climate change, including right here at Lake Mead.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: A little girl got it ate a brain. Now, Maga Republicans,
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: they don't have to worry because they ain't got a brand.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: The amiba would starve to death. But if you're a liberal,
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: a progressive, an independent, don't be going to a national
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: park and getting in any water. Honey, those amba out
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: there are looking for you. They want to eat your brain.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: They're like little zombie amibas. Brains brains yesterday a USA today,
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: eleven national parks. Brain eatn amibas. Good Lord. Then we
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: got a cruise ship with the haunt of virus, which
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: you get from inhaling or touching a rodent's poop or
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: urine back. It's running rampant on a cruise ship. They
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: got the hantavirus. It's on its way to the Canary
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Islands where they're going to evacuate it and make the
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: people behold up for forty five days to see if
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: they're gonna die. Not everybody dies, but two people have
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: so far. And the first couple that died they think
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: they're the ones who brought it on. It's a rare
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: form of hantavirus. See, normally you got to like snort
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: the rat poo or you know, lick the rat urine
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: to get the haunt of virus. But there's a rare
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: form that transfers from human to human. That's the one
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: that's on the boat. Honey. Another reason I will never
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: go on a cruise. Oh, my friends David Untilby just
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: loved the cruises, not me. Ah norvio virus, haunt a virus.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Boats are like babies. They are just little agents of infection,
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: just brewing up all kinds of viruses. Uh uh No, No,
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: I'd perform on a boat, Oh I would. I'd perform
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: on a cruise ship, but I would stay locked in
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: my cabin. I would not mingle. Lord. So it's summer,
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: do you have any summer plans? You're like, fuck, No,
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: I'm broke. I'm an American girl. I ain't going nowhere
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: but to the kitchen. How many of you were going
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: out for summer. Raise your hands. I would love to
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: plan a summer trip. I wanted to be out of
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Vegas in June, July, August. Any of you in the
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Bay Area got a guesthouse I could live in for
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: June or July rent free, of course, a lovely little
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: guest cottage for me and Ember so we could avoid
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: the heat. I'll do my show from there. Anybody, how come?
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: I don't have rich fans. I need a rich fucking
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: fan who says, oh, yes, Carrel, I've got a guest
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: house at my house in La Why don't you come
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: and stay at it? Yes, Carrel, I've got a guest
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: house at my house here in San Francisco. Why don't
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: you come and stay in it? I need those people.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Where are my rich friends loot? But are any of
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: you going out for the summer. You're gonna take a trip,
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: You're gonna take a drive, You're gonna fly somewhere, because
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: right now, only trip I got planned is June fifth
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: to Long Beach to measure my order. Ooh, what a
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: great summer fun that is? Going for a medical visit
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: where I might be told I need to see a
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: surgeon and start this process for open heart surgery. Whoo,
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: any if you're going anywhere for summer? Anybody? Anybody, National Park,
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Biker Rally, I don't know, Star Wars convention, something, anybody?
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Any of y'all put it in the comments, what are
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: you doing this summer? Because forty eight percent of you
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: have said you ain't driving anywhere until gas prices come down?
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Have said, uh uh, ain't no summer driving until gas
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: prices come down. Well, honey, you're gonna be waiting until
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: next winter for that. So you know, I'd love to
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: drive to Reno to see my friends Tyler. That's an
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: eight hour drive. You how much gas? That would be? Good? Load?
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: Loa have to hop the Jewels? Wait, I don't have
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: any well, no wonder I ain't going. Are any of
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: you going anywhere for the summer. I'm trying to plan
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: a trip in Texas in June. Why would you want
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: to go to Texas? Don't go to Texas? Ain't no reason.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: I got family in Texas. I ain't going. I ain't going.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: I have a friend in Florida, David, who has invited
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: me and said I could stay at their house for
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: two weeks. How do I do that to Orlando. But
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Orlando's blue. You know, Florida's crazy, but Orlando's And there's
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: a lot to do in theme parks and gardens and
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: you know, pretty things. So maybe maybe go there. But
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: how much is an airline ticket gonna be? Cuse airline
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: fuel is you know, guy rocketed? Airlines have gone up
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: on the airfare to go.
• 35:19
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• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Correll is the one that you need to know.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: Someone said they go into the Madonna Inn in San
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Louis Obispo. I'm so gay. I used to think that
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: was the place that had rooms themed after Madonna songs.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: You had the Vogue room, you have the you know,
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: the the bullet brawl room, you had the Blonde Ambition room,
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: you had the you know, the different eras of Madonna,
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: the like a virgin room where you have to wear
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: lace and little skirts and tie your hair up. Each
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: room with a different era of Madonna. You know, if
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: I opened that hotel in Palm Springs, I would make cash.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, every queen in the world would want
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: to stay at the Madonna theme motel. Oh yes, girl,
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: have the Blonde Ambition Room and the like a Virgin room,
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: and the Vogue room, which could have photos of Greta
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Garbo and Monroe Dietrich and DiMaggio. Oh yes, all over Grace,
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Kelly Harlow, Jean, pictures of the beauty queen's They had style,
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: they had grace, Rita Hayworth gave good face, Catherine Vanna,
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Lauren TiO, Betty Davis, we loved you. Oh yes, you
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: could have pictures of them all over the room. Ladies
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: with an attitude. Fellas that were in the mood. Don't
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: just stand there, Let's get to it. Lay down in
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: our bed. There's nothing to it. Oh yes, the Vogue room,
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: we could do it. The Madonna in, the true Madonna,
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: the real Madonna in Oh god, how fun. I'm in
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: a mood today, aren't I I am. I'm in a
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: mood today because yesterday I overloaded. I'm like, oh my god,
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna kill myself over all this money. It's always money.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Money is the root of all evil. Honey, I want
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: to pull it up by the roots. I don't know
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: why they say money is the root of all evil.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: You can't grow it. If something has roots, it'll grow.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Ain't no money trees unless you want an oil. Well
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: that's a money tree, Oh yes, girl. Or you give
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: botox injections, that's a money tree. Oh yes. I mean
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: five hundred dollars a visit. I had a friend who
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: went and got botox. A forty five minute visit was
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: five hundred dollars to inject poison into their faces so
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: they don't have wrinkles. Five hundred dollars. We are not
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: going to survive as a species. We are done. That's
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. What room would
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: I stay in? In the Madonna Room in the Madonna Inn,
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: the real one, I mean, not the real one, not
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: the one where you can because they have themed rooms
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: with the Madonna Inn in seveness Obispo. I think they
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: have like the Western Room or the Caveman Room or
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: all that, but I would want like named after Madonna.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: I think i'd be in the Ray of Light room.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because that was all dance and electronic or
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: confessions of a dance floor room. It could have mirror
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: balls and mirrors everywhere, and you could wear leotards and
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: dance tights. Oh yes, because you'd have to dress Okay,
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: you couldn't, just like if you're in the confessions of
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: a dance floor room, you'd have to dress appropriately. Y'all
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: think that that's a stupid I'm telling you. If we
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: opened a Donna themed hotel in Palm Springs and had
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: rooms after her famous songs or her famous looks, and
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: then had some of her memorabilia around the place, it
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: would fucking be sold out all day, every day if
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: it were in Palm Springs. I am not making that up.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: I am not. I am not. If I had money
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: right now, I would call my business manager and say,
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: find me a property in Palm Springs the way it is,
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Oh Lord, have mercy, all right, I do want to
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: I wanted to talk about. You know, I used to
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: love summer. Oh my god, how I used to love summer.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: I did a you're out of school b We had
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: hula hoops and slipping slides. Of course, I had to
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: work in the summers because we were poor, but I
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: still had fun. You know, we were poor, so I
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: did work in the summer. My first summer working was
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: as Darth Vader with my mask that I have here.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: I did a whole Darth Vader outfit. I was sixteen
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: years old and no. Actually my first summer job was
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: right out of poly High School. I worked at Bowers
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Ambulance answering their phones and this is before paramedics, so
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: people would call the ambulance company directly to request an ambulance.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: I did an ambulance. My mama just fell out on it.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: And in the breakroom we had nitrous oxide because they
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: were also Bowers was an ambulance service, but they also
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: refilled gases, oxygen, nitrous oxide and all of that, and
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: we had a tank of nitrous in the breakroom. That's
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: the gas they give you in the UK, by the way,
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: if you they use that a lot in the UK,
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: nitrous oxide, laughing gas. They give it to you as a dentist.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: And so we'd go in the breakroom and we'd have
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: a stressful day and just do a wolf of that
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: nitrous oxide. It would just give better. That was my
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: first summer job working at Bowers ambulance answering their PBX
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: because I used to work at PBX board at my
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: high school, so answering their PBX Private Business Exchange and
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: taking orders for ambulances and for for gases. That was
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: my first summer job. The next year, No, I guess
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: it wasn't because I was in high school when I
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: did the Darth Vader thing, So the Darth Vader thing
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: really would be my first summer job. I had the
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: whole Darth Vader outfit that I made from scratch, except
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: the mask, which I bought for two hundred and fifty
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: dollars in nineteen seventy eight, which is like five grand today.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: And Olsin Electronics, which was basically radio shack in Long
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Beach saw me in the paper. Because the paper I
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: was so happy about my Darth Vader costume. I went
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: and walked around Long Beach. I just walked around, and
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: so they did a story on me in the Press Telegram.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: And Olsen Electronics saw me and hired me to pass
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: out leaf going up and down Pine Avenue. The problem
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: was I couldn't see it would fall up, so my
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: little four foot nine mother had to walk next to
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: me and hold my hand. So here's Darth Vader with
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: a four foot nine redhead walking down the street passing
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: out pamphlets. Although I had a job before that. When
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: I was fourteen, I wanted the Lost in Space robut
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: So nineteen seventy six, I wanted the robot, the danger
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Will Robinson robot, and it was sixty eight dollars at
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Toys r Us and I went around and put real
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: estate leaflets on the doors of people's houses, and it
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: was twenty dollars for one hundred leaflets or a thousand,
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: So I had to do a lot of houses. And
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: when I got I got eighty dollars from the job
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: after a couple of weeks. And when I went to
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: get my Lost in Space robut, our light and gas
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: bill was due and my mom and dad didn't have
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: the money. So I paid our light and gas bill
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: and never got my robut. I told that story on
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: KFI and a listener brought one of the robuts to
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: a personal appearance. I thought he was going to give
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: it to me. Oh no, he just brought it to
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: rub in my face that he had won and I
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: did not. Anyway, those were my summer jobs. I used
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: to work over the summer. What did you do? I mean,
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: I'm I love this summer, you know. And we used
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: to go to theme parks, Disneyland, Magic Mountain. Oh god,
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: many a summer. I like lived at Magic Mountain. I
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: had an annual pass. They were only thirty nine dollars
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: for an annual pass, and I would go to Magic Mountain.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Take I would take a bus from Long Beach, California,
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: to Valencia to Magic Mountain. There was a bus. Oh yes,
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: it took three hours. Y'all acting like I can't take
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: a bus. I took a bus three hours each way
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: several days, and roller skating in Venice Beach all summer. Oh.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: I used to do that to roller skate there in
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: the seventies and early eighties. From Long Beach, we'd roller
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: skate all the way up to Venice Beach and then
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: I'd teach people how to skate backwards and make a
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: little money for lunch and dinner. Oh yeah, I loved summer,
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: and then somehow I just stopped loving it. When does
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: that happen when you're aging and suddenly you just don't
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: want to do those things anymore? Like nightclubs. I used
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: to love nightclubs. I love to perform in them still.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: But in terms of going to one eleven o'clock at night,
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: loud noise, not being able to speak to somebody, crowded
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: people all around you, that sounds like hell. When did
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: that happen? I'm still a fun person, I think. I
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: don't know. Does that happen to you guys? Do you
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: guys still love the things you used to love? Like
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: to do you know? I still like road trips? Mind
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: driving to Phoenix to see my sister. I like road trips.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: I grew up doing them. I guess that's why, because
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: we were moving. But still I like driving I do.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: I like our train would be great too. I'd love
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: to take a train this summer from Seattle over to
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: New York. That would be so much fun. Have a
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: sleeper car, you know, and go across. Oh. That would
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: be so much fun. But Amtrak, which should be cheap,
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: is not. We own Amtrak. It belongs to the people,
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: and most people can't afford it. That's bizarre to me.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: So what are your plans for the summer? What are
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: you gonna do? Just go stay home, do more of
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: the same. You're gonna work, You're gonna go visit people
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: gonna go on. I'd love your comments down below. Uh
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: you know, just let me know what are you gonna do,
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: what you're gonna do when they come for you? What's
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: gonna do this summer? Are you gonna hula hoop? Are
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: you gonna slip and slide? Are you gonna play charts?
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: Do they even sell those anymore? Because we used life.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: I used to kill kids. You know, those lawng darts.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: They had a metal tip and the little, you know,
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: plastic wing things, and you threw them across the lawn
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: up in the air, so they'd come down this way
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: and you'd try to get them in a ring. Unfortunately,
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: if someone got in the way, given how fast they
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: were going from you throwing them, you could in fact
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: stab them and kill them. But you know, we lived.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: I lived through darts, lawn darts, I lived through them. Clackers,
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: those were a big summer thing. I at clackers. I'm
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: not going to tell you what we called them in
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: my neighborhood because it was racist, but it was the
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: N word knockers. Clack clack clock, clack clock clock. I
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: thought that was their name. I went into Woolworths one
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: time and said where are your n word knockers? And
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: they're like what? And then I saw them? I go those,
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: they go those are called clackers. I'm like, oh, they
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: were dangerous. How many of you we use those? And
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: then when you miss or whatever, one of them hit
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: you or hit your they were solid balls. Oh yes, clackers, honey.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Summer had its own kind of toys. You have bicycles,
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: slipping slides, hula hoops. We used to go to Lake
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Belton and Texas and go swimming. Now, of course we'd
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: get brain eating amieba's, but back then you didn't. The
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: worst thing was a water moccasin would bite you. Now
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: and they can't bite you underwater. So if you ever
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: saw water moccasin, you just went underwater. They can't bite
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: you underwater because they drowned too. So you know, are
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: you but with the Warren iran and gas at five
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: or six or one hundred and forty three dollars a gallon?
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, just to go from here to Texas and
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: back to see my aunt, who is probably gonna die
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: this summer. I really want to go see her. That
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: trip would be three thousand dollars and who's got that?
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: It used to be traveling with cheap you could just travel.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: You could hop in the car and go. Gas was
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: like forty nine cents a gallon. You could just go
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: go go now. Uh oh no, no, no, no, no no.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: And food, child, have you seen the price of food
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: at restaurants when you're traveling? You pull off the highway,
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: you go to eat, and it's fifty dollars for two people,
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: and that could be a drive through. I hear McDonald's
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: is like fifteen dollars a person. Now McDonald's. Lord, let's
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: put on the glasses and see what you're chatting about
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: at YouTube dot com, forward slash Really, Carrell fabulous memories, Yes,
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: they are fabulous memories. We need old folks nightclubs that
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: are quiet. I agree. I could not agree more. And
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: they open at four in the afternoon and close at
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: eleven o'clock at night, four to eleven, and you could
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: have band or piano players or you know music vinyl
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: being played, but at a level where you could speak
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: and twelk from four to eleven. You could open an
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: adult only nightclub for older people at a regular nightclub
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: that doesn't open till eleven. Truly do it from four
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: to or even four to ten. Have it be quieter,
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: Have there be lounge acts entertainment? Oh yes, I would
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: go if there was a place here in Vegas. Well
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: there is. There's a club downtown. What's it called? Irona
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: Join Las Vegas Social Club downtown? What's it called? Oh? Oh,
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: what's it called? Not the Durango or the Limelight or
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: the Legacy Club or the Sterling Is it the Sterling Club? Yes,
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: the Sterling Club. Oh no, that's not the one I'm
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: thinking of, but that's one. How much is it membership? Oh?
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: You have to apply, You must apply the Sterling Club.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: How much of the cost? Oh girl, forty five hundred
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: dollars a year plus? Oh no, well summer, So there's
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: a for the Sterling Club. Five thousand for the elite
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: per year, and then you still have to pay a
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: monthly due. Good lord. Oh yeah, five thousand for the
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: initiation fees and six hundred dollars a month. But you know,
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: and then you still got to buy the food and everything.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: I want a social club where you go when you
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: pay duds and everything's covering food, drinks, entertainment, all cover
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: for five grand a year plus six hundred bucks a month.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: When you go to the curly clubs. Everything that should
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: but they have a fitness thing there they have.
• 51:00
  Speaker 8: Wait, no, it show, alrighty, we are watching.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: I'm watching see I'd like a social club for gay men.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Oh well, so some some remember the episode of Two
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: and a Half Men where Alan takes Charlie to the
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: seventies disco club. No, I never watched Two and a
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: half Men. Why would I watch one of the most
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: heterosexual white shows on television. Also, I don't watch hardly
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: any sitcoms. I'm trying to watch Hacks. I like Hacks,
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: but I know it's the last season this year, and
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: I want to watch the last season. But the other
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: seasons just pissed me off because I like Deborah and
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: I like the other girl, and I like when they're friends,
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: you know. But so I don't watch sitcoms. I watched
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: dramas and procedu roles like Will Trent. I just watched
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: the I knew they were gonna kill her husband. Oh
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: spoil la alert. I knew they were gonna kill her husband.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Or on Will Trent. They just couldn't let her be happy.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Oh no, she pregnant. I knew he was gonna die
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: every every episode. I was waiting for him to die,
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: and they finally killed him in the last episode in
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: a car wreck, she and the baby survives. They I
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: knew it, they couldn't. There's some characters you know, they
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: just ain't gonna let me happy. But I like Will Trent.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: The guy that plays him is handsome, and there's a
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: Chihuahua named Betty who is the star of the show
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: for me. So I like that show. I also like
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: High High Potential, which is based on a French show
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: about this woman who has an extraordinary brain. It's great,
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: and the actress is from this What is that show?
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Always Sunny in Philadelphia, which I never watched, even though
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: there's a gay character. The lead guy, the handsome lead guy,
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: comes out of k But anyway, so is the Iran
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: war and the price of gas affecting your summer plans?
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: That's the question. You're gonna answer it down below? What
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: are you doing this summer? I want to see one
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: hundred comments. I know how many of you watch the
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: fucking videos. Comment, for the love of god, what are
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: you doing this summer? Anything? Has the economy eaten into
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: your summer plans? Are you just gonna stay home? And
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: conserve money for the winter like a squirrel conserving his nuts.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: Tell me, child, tell me, tell me what are you
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: doing this summer? I want to know? And more importantly,
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: I want to know. This is why I need callers.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: I need callers because I want to know. Has the
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: economy deterred your summer plans? Are you gonna say fuck it?
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: I only live once this summer. We're gonna go to
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: your seventy, or we're gonna go you to New York,
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: or we're gonna go to wherever. I want to know.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: Leave your comments down below. She started watching Heated Rivalry
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: last night. Did you get a fan? Because? Girl? Even
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: in episode one? Who's a sex lord? Connor and Hudson? Oh,
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: my two new favorite actors Connor Story and Hudson Williams
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: Wilson Hudson something or other. I just call him Connor
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: and Hudson. Oh and in real life they are chainsmokers.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: It's so sad to see them just puffing away. It's
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: like you're gonna die. Another inconvenient fact smoking will kill you.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: Being obese is bad. Smoking will kill you someoneconvenient truth
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: of being human. But hey, s way, it is so
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: are you doing anything for summer or has he ron
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: taken away your plans? I would love to know. You know,
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: this is not the social club, by the way, that
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: there is a social club downtown Las Vegas that I
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: have thought about joining, but it just I don't think
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: it's the Sterling Club. The Elks Lodge Masonic Temple. Yeah,
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: I know, I don't. Maybe it is the Sterling Club.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but I thought it was. I thought
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: it was something else. I wish there was a gay one.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: I would go, yep, I would go. I guess it
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: is the Sterling Club. I don't know. There's one called
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: tapping Ash in the Arts district. Maybe they changed their name.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: Now am I twenty one or older? Yes, I am. There's
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: a it's a cigar lounge. Oh god, b boo. A
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: private social club is oh three thousand dollars a year.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: What do you freaking get for three thousand dollars a year?
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: The Dovererman, that's it, The Doberman. That's the name of it.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: I wish I was a member because it sounds like
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: a place that I would go, you know, because they
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: have afternoon events and all of that. But it's yeah,
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: they do things there Vinyl Revival, May eighth, Champagne and
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: Shark Uterie on Mother's Day, Sunday Jazz Sessions, Backgammon, Monday's
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: See Keys to Doberman six to nine, an evening of
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: Cabarete cocktails from six to nine. I need to join
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: this club. How much is it? Three thousand dollars a year? Well,
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: guess I ain't. Guess I ain't joining the club. It's
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: designed to keep people like me out. I'm a person
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: they don't want there because I can't afford the damned club.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Oh there, Oh, I'm sorry. My other car says, no
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: plans too expensive. Yep, yep, yep. Rachel, wait till you
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: get to episode five of Heated Rivalry. You are going
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: to ball your fucking eyes out. Episode five of Heated Rivalry.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: If y'all haven't seen it, oh my god, you will
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: weep like a little baby several times, not just once.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: But there is a scene where Hudson's talking to Connor,
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: and Connor's Russian. Of course Ilia. You know, Ilia is
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: talking to Hudson whatever Hudson's name is, Shane. Ilia's talking
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: to Shane. Ilia wants to say something, but he only
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: knows how to say it in Russian. So Shane says,
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: go ahead and say it, even though I don't understand it,
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: at least you'll feel better. And he does a whole
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: monologue in Russian and it just rips your gut to
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: the flaw. A. Oh, yes he did Rivalry. I loved it,
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: and the new season's coming, and I saw the books
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: in Barnes and Noble and the new book that the
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: book they're going to do season two from is called
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: The Long Game where they kind of get to be happy.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: The director and producer and showrunner is gay, and he
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: didn't want a tragic gay show. So even though there
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: is some tragedy and drama, he wanted to show where
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: the gays can actually be happy. Imagine that, Well, this
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: gay is happy. I am corel be who you want
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: to be, So long it doesn't hurt anybody. Thanks for
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: having fun with me for the last hour. I'll be
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: back either tomorrow at ten with this Gay Week with Scott.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: I think that's going to happen, So tune in tomorrow
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: at ten or back on Monday. Either way, just check
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: on the YouTube until then. Stay safe and know that
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: I love you. I love you more than I love petroleum.
• 58:54
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• 59:00
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• 59:00
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• 59:11
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• 59:16
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• 59:18
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