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DLHS Hour 4 | Five reasons you awoke someone else bad · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the deal.
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  Speaker 2: You can show you a twenty twenty six edition if
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  Speaker 2: you want to be in Bagelsfield, California. I'll be there
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  Speaker 2: this Friday and Saturday at the Well, So come check
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  Speaker 2: me out if you take a notion.
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  Speaker 3: It was a.
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  Speaker 2: Netflix festival is really a dope situation because it's being
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  Speaker 2: used all of it. It's like a big festival. LA
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  Speaker 2: is hard to have a comedy festival, and though because
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  Speaker 2: it's so spread out, you're gonna have one. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I mean they have stuff. But the great thing about
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  Speaker 2: it is they have stuff everywhere. You can have stuff
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  Speaker 2: in Passaden, you have stuff. In Hollywood you can have stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, Glendale. You could ask you to do
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  Speaker 1: it everywhere, everything everywhere, all at once.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they do a bunch of you know, you can
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  Speaker 2: do it in Santa Monica. So it's uh, it's fun,
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  Speaker 2: but it was fun to have it. Like Ruben Ruben
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  Speaker 2: Paul who does this Tuesday. You know, he worked with
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  Speaker 2: my father for years at Delta Airlines and then told
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  Speaker 2: me last night that my father took him to the
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  Speaker 2: Disney Lounds.
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  Speaker 1: Look what I'm just playing. I was like, I know
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  Speaker 1: you like that. It wasn't no I don't think he was.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think he was. He really your dad really
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  Speaker 1: took it. I do think he took But it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: He's gone now. But I I can't be mad. You
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  Speaker 1: can't be mad.
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  Speaker 2: Man. We got to see we saw Janelle Janelle Hill
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  Speaker 2: and uh oh you see Champion the other day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Harry Champion carry carry Champion at our, at our
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  Speaker 1: love at our lunch spot. Yeah, and uh I like you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She she took a naked pictorial for her she did
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  Speaker 1: her birthday. She looked good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I figured by her dinner. At least she let
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  Speaker 2: me see her ass.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta you know it was the front said, let
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  Speaker 1: me see a little tail. I got to you know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Come on, get these devil days just.
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  Speaker 3: For show research going on share that link show.
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  Speaker 1: She said she was proud, she would well, she should be.
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  Speaker 1: The look she looked great.
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  Speaker 4: She didn't can I scroll?
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  Speaker 1: She said, what is this tall thing? What is that?
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  Speaker 1: I know that is? Yeah, the meg Gala.
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  Speaker 2: You know they were saying that everybody a bunch of
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  Speaker 2: the people like the Jeff Bezos and has tried to
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  Speaker 2: stay away from it because you know, of people were protesting, right, yeah, they.
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  Speaker 4: Were protesting, but also online they were scorching his wife.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like they were scorching her. I just you know,
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  Speaker 4: they felt like the whole purpose of the met gal
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  Speaker 4: and what it represents Amazon is not that and the
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  Speaker 4: fact that all of the people who now go it's
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  Speaker 4: not as it doesn't have the cachet. I guess that
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  Speaker 4: it used to have, because you know, I used to
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  Speaker 4: wait to see who's going to be there, what they
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  Speaker 4: were going to be wearing, and all the things, you know,
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  Speaker 4: and then they show up in some regulars.
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  Speaker 1: Ever since Downald Trump, you because remember he wanted to
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  Speaker 1: go and and went through it like now. She was like,
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  Speaker 1: people will never be invited. They just paid.
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  Speaker 5: What did you say they paid, Lana? The is seventy well,
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  Speaker 5: three hundred and fifty thousand, table seventy five thousand.
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  Speaker 4: No no, no, no, you said you gave me a
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  Speaker 4: number that Jeff Bezos paid in order.
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  Speaker 1: Sponsor million dollars.
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  Speaker 5: And then his wife also war addressed byle painting that
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  Speaker 5: pretty much says, I don't care what you think about me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, yeah, they gonna stuff go bad. They're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be hunting with stix. Yeah, it's telling you, yeah, eat,
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  Speaker 1: the rich is gonna be Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe they had a wedding they weren't with sixty million dollars, right,
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  Speaker 2: something ridiculous?
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  Speaker 1: Wow Wow, yep.
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  Speaker 2: If you've ever woken up in a strange bed and
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  Speaker 2: wondering how the hell did that happened, well to tell
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  Speaker 2: you how, jazz and give us five hilarious reasons You
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  Speaker 2: probably that was somebody by Julia Austin for Madame Lawal
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  Speaker 2: Number five.
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  Speaker 1: That uber was just too expensive at the time on
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  Speaker 1: seventy bucks.
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  Speaker 4: Now yeah, like, come on now for the top five
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  Speaker 4: hilarious reasons, you probably slept with somebody.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, you fe sorry for him? That got me through college.
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  Speaker 1: I would feel bad if I didn't get something. That's
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  Speaker 1: just for the last time.
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  Speaker 4: Number three of the top five hilarious reasons, you probably
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  Speaker 4: slept with somebody. He reminds you of your celebrity crush.
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  Speaker 1: That could happen. That could happen. He turned turn left
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  Speaker 1: just looking. Oh there he is. Number two.
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  Speaker 3: Michael B.
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  Speaker 4: Jordan. You go to the top five hilarious reasons. You've
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  Speaker 4: probably slept with somebody because he lived near your job. Right,
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  Speaker 4: that's stupidious.
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  Speaker 3: Much gas costs now, I don't.
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  Speaker 4: And the number one of the top five larious reasons
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  Speaker 4: you probably slept with somebody. He had Netflix, Who lou
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  Speaker 4: Amazon Prime and Apple Plus man, all of the things,
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  Speaker 4: Watch Everything.
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  Speaker 1: The new season coming Homeway. Okay, I got it.
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  Speaker 2: That's gonna do it for us, Lady Jimson deal. He
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  Speaker 2: can show you a twenty twenty six edition in case
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  Speaker 2: you missed uh. In case you're going to be in
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  Speaker 2: a Bakersfield this Friday and Saturday, I'll be there at
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  Speaker 2: the Well doing Coming at the World two Friday and
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  Speaker 2: two Saturdays. To come check me out. If you're take
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  Speaker 2: a notion in Jasmine Sanders, What on earth did you
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  Speaker 2: learn today?
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  Speaker 4: Well, sell on down the line to Seeing and founder
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  Speaker 4: Ted Turner. Yes, he had to go on to the
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  Speaker 4: night Rid. Yeah, very nice guy. Upper room left all
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  Speaker 4: you said, you can't take it with you left all
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  Speaker 4: the billions behind?
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  Speaker 2: Was yes, sure, absolutely, because he's so seeing it a
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  Speaker 2: long time ago.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, still had money and he had Louis body dementia.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if jane Vin Williams died that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a progressive brain disorder, robbing Williams out of
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  Speaker 4: suet suicide yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing there just out here. Yep, skip my man,
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  Speaker 1: cheat them what you know today?
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  Speaker 3: Man, just want to shout out to everybody who came
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  Speaker 3: out last night. We had a good time single Demand
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  Speaker 3: DeMaio party and man Omeker sci Fi was in the building.
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  Speaker 3: Now five Off was in the building shouting now that
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  Speaker 3: all the sororities represent all your sorority sisters. Told me
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  Speaker 3: to tell you what sub.
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  Speaker 1: Jazz anything come for me? Oh yeah, you missed it.
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  Speaker 1: He missed it all right?
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  Speaker 2: Uh you know what On the next day hug Show,
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  Speaker 2: hugle Aks especially ourk is gonna drop another joint on
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  Speaker 2: short bus records. Plus samall Kings, He's gonna return to
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  Speaker 2: expose racism hitting in our everyday lives.
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  Speaker 3: It's a D. L.
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  Speaker 1: Hugley show. We will definitely see on another side.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle, my favorite short bus operator, pull that string.
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  Speaker 1: We got to go. It's the Dal Hugley Show. See
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  Speaker 1: you on the other side.