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Magic Mike | Thursday 03.12.26 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Speaker 3: Coming up on today's show, I didn't know you could
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Speaker 3: drain these.
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Speaker 2: Trey has a big arch review hopefully that will rival
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Speaker 2: the McDonald's CEO. And there's a new party trick crashing
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Speaker 2: bachelorette parties. That's all today Inside the Treehouse show. But first.
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Speaker 3: We are going to start with felonious fishing.
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Speaker 2: Over the years, I have fought all of these types
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Speaker 2: of stories because I am so intrigued by those that
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Speaker 2: not only cheat to get ahead in life in general,
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Speaker 2: but especially those that do it in the very illustrious
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Speaker 2: sport of fishing. A North Texas angler was arrested after
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Speaker 2: officials say he's stuffed three weights inside of a bass
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Speaker 2: during a Lake Fort fishing tournament in an attempt to
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Speaker 2: win a prize of over ten thousand dollars. So if
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Speaker 2: you're wondering why anglers are cheating at bass tournaments, it's
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Speaker 2: because money. Lots and lots of money. It's not just
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Speaker 2: about a trophy in bragging rights. Tournament staff noticed something
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Speaker 2: suspicious at the wigh in when a metal detector alerted
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Speaker 2: them to objects inside the fish. Yes, this is so common.
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Speaker 2: They run the fish through metal detector. Game Wards later
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Speaker 2: confirmed the weights and found similar ones on the angler's boat,
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Speaker 2: and because the prize exceeded ten thousand dollars, the alleged
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Speaker 2: cheating resulted in a third degree felony charge under Texas
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Speaker 2: Fishing Tournament Law. Texas Tournament Fishing Law. If ever, there
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Speaker 2: was a time for you to feel slighted that whatever
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Speaker 2: law you want passed in Texas hasn't yet. Just know
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Speaker 2: it's now worse knowing there's a Texas Tournament Fishing law
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Speaker 2: in front of it.
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Speaker 4: It's no bs in Texas. It's like football beer fishing.
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Speaker 4: It's like it's your holy trinity right there.
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Speaker 5: You can't.
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Speaker 2: I grew up fishing. I enjoyed it. It was never
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Speaker 2: competitive at it. And again, I don't really know how
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Speaker 2: many fish my grandfather had in his stock pond. Some
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Speaker 2: days it felt like none. But I felt out of fishing.
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Speaker 2: You know, It's like I think the last time I
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Speaker 2: was ever actually consistent fishing was like eleven or twelve
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Speaker 2: years old. As an adult man, if someone says, now, hey,
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Speaker 2: you want to go fishing, I'm like, eh, And it's
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Speaker 2: not because I don't enjoy it. It's because it's been
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Speaker 2: so long. I'm afraid to go because I can't do
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Speaker 2: it very well. I don't want to be the guy
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Speaker 2: that asks my buddy, hey, can you tie this for me?
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Speaker 2: It's not fun when you emasculate yourself, and so I
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Speaker 2: don't typically seek that out.
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Speaker 5: Anybody ever, fite you to go fishing. Just let me know.
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Speaker 5: I'll give you a little tie in tutorial. You'll be good.
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Speaker 2: It's easy because all I end up doing is just
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Speaker 2: tying like fifty knots in the thing and just hoping
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Speaker 2: for the best twist and loop.
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Speaker 5: Twist and loop.
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Speaker 2: Is it basically you're just making a little noose kind
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Speaker 2: of on the fishing line. Yeah, I'm not going to
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Speaker 2: say I know how to tie a noose. I'm just
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Speaker 2: saying I think I know how.
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Speaker 6: So I mean, do you know what a good bass
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Speaker 6: boat costs? I don't.
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Speaker 2: I know what.
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Speaker 5: I know.
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Speaker 3: Boats are shockingly expensive.
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Speaker 1: Bass boats are shockingly even more shockingly expensive because you're not.
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Speaker 1: It's not like you're getting a cruiser or you know,
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Speaker 1: something that can hold ten people, but you know, a
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Speaker 1: good a new bass boat top of the line. You're
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Speaker 1: talking sixty seventy thousand dollars.
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Speaker 2: Woo woo. Does that include the motor? Yeah, okay, just
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Speaker 2: make it sure because I've never bought a boat.
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Speaker 6: That's the thing with.
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Speaker 1: And I hate that I even know anything about this,
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Speaker 1: but at one point I had a friend who decided
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Speaker 1: he wanted to be a on the bass phishing tour.
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Speaker 1: And the thing that makes it it's not just the
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Speaker 1: prize money, but it's the sponsorship deals where you get
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Speaker 1: get the goods, because I mean, you ever, if you
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Speaker 1: ever look at these guys, you know, they look like
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Speaker 1: a NASCAR car. They've got patches everywhere and sponsorships and
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Speaker 1: everything else. So you win a tournament, it's a lot
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Speaker 1: more than.
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Speaker 6: The prize money.
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Speaker 4: So here for a twenty twenty six Phoenix twenty one
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Speaker 4: x E Penci. We're looking at a twenty one and
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Speaker 4: a half foot boat. It's got a Mercury engine two
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Speaker 4: hundred and fifty horsepower. It's very sleek, it's purple, it's beautiful.
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Speaker 4: Take a guess how much costs. What year is it again?
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Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six and it's an XL E.
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Speaker 5: Close enough.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't, I don't freaking no, it's and it's
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Speaker 2: got a Mercury two fifty on her. All right, I'll
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Speaker 2: go based on Trey's earlier range. That is common. I'll
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Speaker 2: go fifty.
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Speaker 6: Five, all right, Tray, Yeah, sixty five.
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Speaker 4: One hundred and nine, nine and ninety five dollars brand new,
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Speaker 4: and you can have it.
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Speaker 2: I was a little off. Now that's top end obviously, Jesus.
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Speaker 2: Like living where I live, you know, in the in
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Speaker 2: the Virgin Islands, I see really really nice boats every
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Speaker 2: single day, and I see the entire range of them,
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Speaker 2: like yesterday, looking down into the harbor. In addition to
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Speaker 2: cruise ships, there were three massive yachts. And when I
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Speaker 2: say massive now, I mean like stop you dead in
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Speaker 2: your tracks, massive yachts like the mega yacht style, you know,
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Speaker 2: like the the Lady that is one of the main
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Speaker 2: heirs of Walmart. Her boat called Chaos comes here pretty often.
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Speaker 2: That's a boat I want to get on, and you
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Speaker 2: know it when you see it. David Geffen, the record
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Speaker 2: producer media mogul. He's got his yacht Rising Sun. You
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Speaker 2: know that when you see it, it's a big frickin' boat.
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Speaker 2: But then yesterday there's like three out in the harbor
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Speaker 2: that just dwarfed all these other yachts, which, by the way,
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Speaker 2: the regular yachts are still nothing to turn your nose
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Speaker 2: up back because they're probably five to ten million dollar
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Speaker 2: yachts that these other yachts are making look like bathtub toys.
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Speaker 2: And then when you have a big boat like that,
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Speaker 2: you have to have what's called a tender boat, which
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Speaker 2: is the boat that tends to the big boat. Because
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Speaker 2: it's so big, it can't go into shallow waters to
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Speaker 2: get stuff, so you have to have a smaller boat.
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Speaker 2: Those smaller boats are still six figures, usually a center
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Speaker 2: console type of deal. He's at least two fifty. So
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Speaker 2: one hundred thousand dollars bass boat, why not.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, those boats you're talking about, they can traverse the seas,
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Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, and they do good on Texoma.
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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. I don't think I want to take I
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Speaker 2: don't want to take one hundred thousand dollars bass boat
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Speaker 2: to the Gulf. Maybe stay in the bay at most,
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Speaker 2: but I'm definitely not going to take my one hundred
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Speaker 2: thousand dollars bass boat across the Atlantic to see if
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Speaker 2: I can redo the route of the Titanic. These cheating
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Speaker 2: fishing stories always fascinate me, and the fact that it's
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Speaker 2: a felony because of the prize money involved is outstanding
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Speaker 2: because I just I want to be in I don't
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Speaker 2: typically want to be in prison. Just want that made clear. However,
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Speaker 2: I would love to be a fly on the wall
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Speaker 2: in the cell. When that guy gets to prison and
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Speaker 2: his sell he asks him, so, what are you in for?
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Speaker 2: And he says fishing. I can't imagine that gets you
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Speaker 2: a whole lot of cred inside prison.
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Speaker 6: No, I imagine he's going to learn a new meaning
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Speaker 6: to fish hook though.
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Speaker 2: I think I might actually fly out of cell for
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Speaker 2: going viral for his unboxing and eating of the new
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Speaker 2: Big Arch available from McDonald's. I believe for a limited time.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if this is a special thing and
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Speaker 2: it's gonna go away, or if this is just a
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Speaker 2: brand new menu item and it's a staple.
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Speaker 6: I think it's a brand new item.
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Speaker 2: Good for them, because I mean, look, it sounds good.
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Speaker 2: It sounds like everything I would want to burger, which
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Speaker 2: is a lot of meat, and his awkward way of
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Speaker 2: eating it went crazy viral. It inspired all the other
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Speaker 2: CEOs of the fast food companies to eat their products
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Speaker 2: for social media and do it better. So yeah, we
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Speaker 2: had fun discussing that the other night. But that also
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Speaker 2: inspired Trey. Trey, you felt so inspired by Chris k
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Speaker 2: the CEO of McDonald's, that you went out and tried
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Speaker 2: a big Arch.
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Speaker 6: I did.
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Speaker 1: I did, And I'm gonna have to say, it's a
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Speaker 1: tasty burger, all right, good for them? I was, first
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Speaker 1: of all, he is not like it is a big burger.
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Speaker 1: I could not. Like I could have finished it all,
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Speaker 1: but I would have been miserable. I ate about three
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Speaker 1: quarters of it, and I was stuffed. Really Yeah, and
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Speaker 1: and and I can put down some food.
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Speaker 6: I will. Here is my Yeah. Now that's how you
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Speaker 6: take a bite of a burger.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go, Chris k CEO of McDonald's.
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Speaker 2: That's a hut. That's how you take a bite out
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Speaker 2: of a hamburger like a damn man.
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Speaker 1: But yeah, it doesn't like I said, it's it is
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Speaker 1: a big burger. It is it's I knew exactly what
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Speaker 1: he was talking about when he said it is uniquely McDonald's.
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Speaker 6: It absolutely tastes like a McDonald's burger.
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Speaker 1: It is a kin to a Big Mac with just
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Speaker 1: but the sauce is a little different and it and
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Speaker 1: it uses a white cheddar cheese instead of American, uh,
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Speaker 1: big back American or.
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Speaker 2: Cheddar probably American American I think.
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Speaker 1: But still excellent burger. I highly recommend. You know it's
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Speaker 1: fattening as hell.
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Speaker 2: Well sure, I mean yes, this is this is not
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Speaker 2: this is not typical food. If you're going for a
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Speaker 2: six pack, yeah, on your stomach.
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Speaker 6: If you want to splurge, go get yourself a Big Arch.
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Speaker 6: They are a very good burger.
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Speaker 2: We had here. The McDonald's Big Arch is a large,
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Speaker 2: limited time burger featuring two four ounce beef patties, making
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Speaker 2: it a half pound of meat, three slices of white
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Speaker 2: cheddar cheese, crispy and slivered onions, pickles, lettuce, and a
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Speaker 2: new tiny big Arch sauce served on a toasted sesame
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Speaker 2: and poppy seed bun boasting. I don't know if they
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Speaker 2: boast it, but that's what it says here in the
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Speaker 2: description boasting one thy twenty to one and seventy calories.
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Speaker 2: So I could see why you would be a little
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Speaker 2: full tray. I mean, that's half a day's worth the calories.
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Speaker 6: But definitely H.
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Speaker 1: Like I said, I will always say McDonald's double cheeseburger
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Speaker 1: you can never go wrong with it. Gets it gets
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Speaker 1: on my list of all time solid fast food burgers,
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Speaker 1: I would put it right there.
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Speaker 6: It would be one A one B with with a
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Speaker 6: double meat from Waterburger Waterburger double God bless it. So
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Speaker 6: h but yeah, the big arch solid, highly recommend.
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Speaker 2: All right, I'll have to see if my McDonald has it,
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Speaker 2: and if so, I will also give it a try.
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Speaker 3: And if I do, I will also take a photo
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Speaker 3: of my bite.
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Speaker 4: There you go. That's how you do a GD promotion
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Speaker 4: right there. McDonald's. You can make your checks out to
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Speaker 4: trade payable to. Hey, well, I guess that's fair. He
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Speaker 4: did it first.
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Speaker 6: Well that's right.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, if you ever do get one, HE'LLI like,
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Speaker 1: I look at that picture. I'm like, my bite normally
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Speaker 1: looks a lot bigger on a burger. I think, so
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Speaker 1: damn big that Uh it's it doesn't look that impressive,
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Speaker 1: fair enough, but.
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Speaker 2: It's nice and uniform. I mean, that's a good looking
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Speaker 2: bite there. I mean, I'm not a dentist or anything,
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Speaker 2: but I think you look good. Hey, thanks, you're welcome.
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Speaker 2: All right. Bride'smaids are switching up their traditional bachelorette party,
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Speaker 2: and they bride's maids swear that this new trend at
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Speaker 2: bachelorette parties is better than a stripper. I'm trying to
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Speaker 2: decide if I want to ask you guys this in
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Speaker 2: a like a believe it or not scenario or a
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Speaker 2: wrong answers only, or just straight up tell you.
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Speaker 6: As long as the trend in of them not going
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Speaker 6: to bars whatever.
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Speaker 2: Spoken like a true bitter former service industry employee.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, they're there.
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Speaker 1: There are some things that just immediately make you cringe
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Speaker 1: if you know they're coming. And a bachelorette party is
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Speaker 1: one of them.
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Speaker 4: The party bus pulls up. Everybody puckers loud, just loud.
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Speaker 1: Want free shit, just oh, sat out in the tiaras
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Speaker 1: and ugh no.
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Speaker 3: Your worst nightmare loud and entitled.
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Speaker 6: Oh.
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Speaker 2: Brides to be are changing the rules. They have decided
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Speaker 2: to leave the traditional bachelorette parties stripper in the past
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Speaker 2: in favor of something else to entertain them. Magicians. Uh huh, good,
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Speaker 2: hold on to that thought trick, because I think you
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Speaker 2: and I are probably in the same place, according to
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Speaker 2: an Australian magician. According to an Australian magician, he says
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Speaker 2: he's noticed a massive surge in requests for his services
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Speaker 2: at bachelorette parties over the past year. He says, I've
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Speaker 2: noticed a big shift away from traditional bachelorette entertainment. Every
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Speaker 2: group or bridesmaid who books me says the same thing.
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Speaker 2: They want something everyone can participate in and enjoy it
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Speaker 2: without being awkward or tacky. The focus has shifted from
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Speaker 2: spectacle to connection and creating really memorable experiences, says the magician.
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Speaker 2: He also says his services typically last an hour and
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Speaker 2: he performs a series of magic tricks from mind reading
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Speaker 2: to card games. This year alone, he says he's been
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Speaker 2: booked for over twenty bachelorette parties. He also says, I'm
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Speaker 2: seeing more mixed generations at these events, with magic providing
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Speaker 2: an incredible and unique opportunity to break down walls and
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Speaker 2: connect attendees very quickly. This magician says that performing at
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Speaker 2: bachelorette parties is truly is truly, quite special. He also
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Speaker 2: said that he'll frequently overhear his guests saying that he
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Speaker 2: was so much better than a stripper.
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Speaker 5: Sure.
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Speaker 2: Look, I've seen magicians operate in the bar environment before,
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Speaker 2: and it's always fascinating to see them come in and
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Speaker 2: you know, within ten minutes, they've got a small crowd
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Speaker 2: around them. Right, So I could see how having a
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Speaker 2: magician at a party might be fun. It's certainly surprising
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Speaker 2: to hear that bachelorettes are saying, you know what I
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Speaker 2: really wanted my bachelorette party is a magician.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 9: There.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if you're thinking of the same. There's
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Speaker 1: a guy who runs around Uptown has for years. His
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Speaker 1: name is Dave, and he does magic tricks. He goes
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Speaker 1: in and out of the bars. He's I knew. I
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Speaker 1: knew his mentor, who was a far better uh the
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Speaker 1: magician slash drug dealer slash pool shark.
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Speaker 3: It's important.
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Speaker 1: Doc was one of a kind. I Doc was this
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Speaker 1: this very unique character. He also did security and and
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Speaker 1: everyone thought it was.
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Speaker 6: Just absolute bullshit.
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Speaker 1: But then like when you know, one time, like he
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Speaker 1: shows up with Britney Spears and uh that yeah, he
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Speaker 1: would show up with random celebrities and even like Owen
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Speaker 1: and Luke Wilson came to his funeral. But he would
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Speaker 1: also say he was a frequent of the of the
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Speaker 1: Old Loon. And then but you would go anywhere Greenville, uptown,
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Speaker 1: something transactional sure, but uh but Dave, Yeah, if this
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Speaker 2: bachelorette party, and now for my next trick, watch me
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Speaker 2: Boy, I didn't know you could drain these things. San
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Speaker 2: Diego Padres picture Matt waldron is sidelined indefinitely after having
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Speaker 2: a procedure to drain his hemorrhoids.
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Speaker 5: What you just removed them?
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Speaker 2: But you'd think I I have, I have. I have
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Speaker 2: questions and concerns on many levels. Look, I realize that
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Speaker 2: as a professional athlete, when you sign your contract, you're
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Speaker 2: also agreeing to releasing certain medical information. Okay, that's just
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Speaker 2: how it works injury reports and air competition, adding all
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Speaker 2: that stuff. Couldn't you just said he twisted his ankle,
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Speaker 2: something like who did this guy piss off in the
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Speaker 2: organization for them to be like, oh, yeah, yeah, he's
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Speaker 2: having his hemrhoids drained. Maybe it's the manager that he
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Speaker 2: pissed off, because it's his manager that confirmed the hospitalization.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I've never had a hemorrhoid. I don't know, uh,
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Speaker 1: but I do know this. My godfather, who is in
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Speaker 1: the Chiefs Hall of Fame at one point was voted
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Speaker 1: one of the top ten toughest men to play in
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Speaker 1: the NFL, played with broken leg, broken arm, broken back.
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Speaker 1: He always said, till the day he died, the most
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Speaker 1: painful thing he ever did was play after having hemorrhoid surgery.
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Speaker 2: Ugh, oh, man, I can't imagine that. I really can't.
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Speaker 2: Like I'm thinking back to my very limited high school
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Speaker 2: football playing days just after a hemorrhoid surgery. Just existing
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Speaker 2: would hurt. Sitting will hurt, Walking will hurt. I can't
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Speaker 2: even fathom running, let alone running and running into other
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Speaker 2: people with you know, serious violence. Oh do you know.
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Speaker 1: The little the little trot that Ogre does when he's
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Speaker 1: leaving the field on Revenge of the Nerds. After then
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Speaker 1: they have the liquid heat and the job. That's kind
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Speaker 1: of Cheryl would demonstrate how he would prance off to
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Speaker 1: the sideline because all he wanted to do was go
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Speaker 1: sit on the donut, you know those foam donuts they
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Speaker 1: would give you after hemorhoid surgery, and that it looked very.
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Speaker 6: Much like that.
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Speaker 2: Oh man, I don't know there's enough preparation h on
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Speaker 2: the planet to make that feel better.
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Speaker 4: I mean, kudos to him for taking care of it, right.
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Speaker 4: This was a baseball player.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe he still is. I don't think.
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Speaker 4: I don't think it's retired him, but I mean, you
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Speaker 4: gotta take care of him. You don't want to slide
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Speaker 4: into home plate leaf skin marks. That's that's very important,
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Speaker 4: that's very true.
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Speaker 2: The plate is white, Yeah, the dirt may be brown,
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Speaker 2: but the plate is white.
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Speaker 6: Wow.
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Speaker 1: Okay, maybe I don't I understand what a hemorrhoid is.
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Speaker 1: I thought it was like a grow. I didn't know
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Speaker 1: you drained them.
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Speaker 5: I didn't either either.
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Speaker 2: No, I mean I honestly I didn't even necessarily know.
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Speaker 2: I guess I've never thought about it about like, oh,
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Speaker 2: can you do.
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Speaker 3: Surgery on a hemorrhoid? I guess you could.
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Speaker 2: You can do surgery on anything. But as far as
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Speaker 2: my knowledge of hemorrhoids, it's just a protrusion of you know,
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Speaker 2: the little tissue just inside your your bung hole right
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Speaker 2: as you both go to start looking stuff up and look,
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Speaker 2: I grew I almost said, I almost said, look, I
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Speaker 2: grew up with hemorrhoids, not on me. Not that there's
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Speaker 2: anything wrong with that. It's a sad thing if it happens.
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Speaker 2: I think I've probably had some as an adult, never
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Speaker 2: had him as a kid. What I mean by I
29:15
Speaker 2: grew up with hemorrhoids is my dad. I think it
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Speaker 2: was my dad that had them, because I remember in
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Speaker 2: our refrigerator at all times there was always a tube
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Speaker 2: of preparation h in there. And this was the eighties,
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Speaker 2: this was long before anyone knew that you if you
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Speaker 2: put preparation H like under your eyes, it can actually
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Speaker 2: reduce the swelling and the bags under your eyes. People
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Speaker 2: use preparation H now for cosmetic reasons, not just for hemorrhoids.
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Speaker 2: But I remember opening up that refrigerator. There was always
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Speaker 2: in that little window where you're supposed to put the
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Speaker 2: butter in the door, you know, there was always a
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Speaker 2: little tube of preparation H in there, And I just
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Speaker 2: thought it was a guy thing. Now that I'm thinking about,
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Speaker 2: it's like, I guess it could have been my mom.
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Speaker 2: I don't know. I've never asked her my dad.
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Speaker 6: As heck of a reason for you to pick up
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Speaker 6: the phone and call mom.
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Speaker 3: It really would be Number one, she would love to
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Speaker 3: hear from me.
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Speaker 2: Number Two, I don't think she would want me to say,
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Speaker 2: so the reason I'm calling today is did you have
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Speaker 2: hemorrhoids a lot in the eighties. I'm pretty sure at
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Speaker 2: that point she'll immediately blame my dad, like she does
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Speaker 2: with everything.
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Speaker 4: Rightfully, so women should never give away their secrets.
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Speaker 2: So anyway, Yeah, I grew up with preparation H tubes
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Speaker 2: of my refrigerator, so I was aware of hemorrhoids as
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Speaker 2: a kid. But to be honest with you, I didn't
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Speaker 2: really know what they were. And then at some point
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Speaker 2: I guess there was some sort of awareness that it
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Speaker 2: was something with you butt.
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Speaker 6: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: I didn't really know.
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Speaker 4: It didn't really affect me, so I it was just
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Speaker 4: there in the fridge, and I knew not to eat it.
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Speaker 4: I got most of my hemorrhoid knowledge from our former coworker.
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Speaker 2: The one in all right, this is where the show
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Speaker 2: gets weird. Are you talking about the dead one or
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Speaker 2: the one that's in federal prison?
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Speaker 6: Oh?
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Speaker 2: The dead one, Okay, just checking because the one that's
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Speaker 2: in federal prison probably has his own newfound knowledge of hemorrhoids.
31:23
Speaker 2: Teach you to touch kids.
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Speaker 4: I mean, if if I'm being Trey's gickling that makes
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Speaker 4: me giggle.
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Speaker 2: That's kind of It's kind of fitting. We started the
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Speaker 2: show with prison sex. Maybe we can into it with
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Speaker 2: prison sex. Uh Okay, So when you guys just now, uh,
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Speaker 2: did you search on hemorrhoids and surgery? Did you find anything, Jerry?
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Speaker 2: Would you find?
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Speaker 9: Uh?
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Speaker 5: Well?
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Speaker 4: A hembrooid is basically a blood claw that forms in
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Speaker 4: a swollen vein, which causes it to like really expand
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Speaker 4: out like a little bubble. And apparently now instead of
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Speaker 4: just having them removed if they're not serious, a way
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Speaker 4: that you can mitigate how bad they are is to
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Speaker 4: have them drained professionally. Obviously, as you apply your ointments
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Speaker 4: and you do the things necessary for them to go away.
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Speaker 4: So it just makes them a little more comfortable to
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Speaker 4: deal with them while you write it out, so to speak.
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Speaker 6: Got it? You know?
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Speaker 2: You do bring up a solid point. If you are
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Speaker 2: going to have any medical procedure done, especially hemorrhoid draining,
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Speaker 2: make sure you're going to a professional, because I don't
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Speaker 2: think you want to go into someone's garage who claims
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Speaker 2: to be an amateur hemorrhoid drainage expert. I don't think
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Speaker 2: that's going to end well for you.
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Speaker 5: I don't think it's going.
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Speaker 6: To be Are you talking from experience?
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Speaker 2: I don't need to experience that to know you shouldn't
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Speaker 2: do it. I'm just I'm making a blanket statement across
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Speaker 2: the board on the whole. If you need to have
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Speaker 2: a hemorrhoid drained, don't have it done by an amateur.
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Speaker 2: Make sure it's done by an actual professional.
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Speaker 6: Make sure they at least have a business card, at.
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Speaker 9: Least a business card, Give me a website, at least
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Speaker 9: at least a linked at least a link tree website,
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Speaker 9: just something something to lend a little bit of credibility.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think that's going to be on the
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Speaker 4: standard esthetician menu.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I don't think you should go to some guy's house
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Speaker 2: who's wearing a shirt. If you got him, I'll pop
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Speaker 2: them and trust him to do it properly.
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Speaker 5: Throwing a free bleaching.
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Speaker 3: I don't think you should do those things at the
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Speaker 3: same time.
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Speaker 2: I don't think that's a two for one.
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Speaker 5: You should be.
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Speaker 2: Doing like Rudge, get a little miradic acid in there.
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Speaker 6: I just.
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Speaker 2: I now thank you Jerry for the.
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Speaker 3: The class on hemorrhoids or the information on the hemorrhoids.
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Speaker 2: It's important to note, though, that if you snoop in
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Speaker 2: somebody's house and you find preparation age, it may not
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Speaker 2: be because they have hemorrhids. It may actually be for
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Speaker 2: cosmetic reasons.
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Speaker 5: Dearly noted. I'm gonna have to go buy some right now.
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Speaker 6: Is that? Is that why it's in your fridge?
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Speaker 3: Yes, it's not due to any other reason.
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