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The One Where They’re Live From The Improv with Stassi Schroeder · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Tonight is a very special show because you're all here,
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: because I am approaching five years of sobriety. Thank you,
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: so I invited you all to spend your hard earned
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: money to celebrate with me. It is not lost on
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: me that you guys work hard as fuck. You could
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: be anywhere tonight, and you chose to be here with me,
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: and I'm so grateful for that. I'm not gonna get
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: emotional at the beginning. I often look at pictures. I
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: send it to Darryl everywhere. I'm so horny right now.
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: I google myself, but it's like mortifying photos right because
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: I want to remind myself what made me get sober.
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: I see men. Wow, that's like so rare, you guys,
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: this is crazy. I see dudes. Are we straight? FuG
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: I love this? Were you were? You brought here against
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: your will? The husband? Welcome, welcome husband. There's another hobby.
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: I love it. Thank you guys. I don't have any
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: straight men in my life, so I'm glad to know
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: there's there's a feel. And one photo that always pops
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: up on Google that's so mortifying, like I can't really
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: look at it. I'm in a tupac bikini. Hoops that
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: I could put my arms through. It shoved up my ass.
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: And I remember this vividly because I was performing with
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: James Kennedy at a club, Yes, at a club called Rehab,
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: how I ronic, right, and my father is there, sorry dad,
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: my mother, and I remember it was time to like
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: do a champagne shower, and James was fucking killing it, right,
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: He's like giants kind of day. I could not get
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: this for the life of me to like spray anybody.
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: So I just stood there like a fucking string bean,
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: thinking my ass will slaping like Beyonce, because that's what
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: alcohol does to you, and I just dump it all
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: over my head. It was like a champagne shower for myself, right,
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: And then I proceeded because I was also super fucking
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: stoned to run into the package, run into the back.
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: There's a kitchen. I tried to climb through a refrigerator
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: thinking it's a door. But anyone who lives in La
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: Davy Wayne's you do climb through a refrigerator to get
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: to the club, right, So that wasn't entire I lead
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: the alcohol's fault, like that's their fault, because refrigerators are
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: doors in La so when I look at images like that,
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: I'm like, holy shit. Like, first of all, I hid
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: different sober right the skins popping, that's all I get. Bitch,
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: I'm out of these streets, single with a baby, trying
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: to find a man, and all I get is a whoo.
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: I love that. Thank you you guys. I want this
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: to be open. We're homies. I do this podcast because
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: I love doing it. I know that you guys hopefully
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: like listening to it. I'm thrilled to have you all here,
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: and I just am so freaking blessed to be celebrating
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: five years one day at a time. My birthday's on Sunday,
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: but I'm feeling like we're going strong and I'm really
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: really like I would not want to celebrate with anybody else.
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: So again, I'm so appreciative that you guys are all here.
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have the best time. So let's get it pop.
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: And I would love to introduce you guys to my
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: left and my right arms my brother Easton Birningham and
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: Jessica Walta. So, like I said, I want to treat
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: this very much like we would be recording a podcast.
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: And if you listen the first segment is always slamming
• 4:31
  Speaker 1: my mom. Who's here tonight, Hello Lisa Birningham, and the
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: family drama is one that like really shook the Burningham
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: households last night. I'm still recovering. So my daughter looked
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: so freaking cute, and I was like, Mom, I want
• 4:59
  Speaker 1: to put Ocean in her Louis Vaton bag because me
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: being a stupid bitch, I've bought her on her one
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: year birthday a Louis Vuitton bag. So I get her
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: this bag. I'm like, Mom wears the bag and she's like,
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: it's in the Louis Vuton box above the moir. I
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: was like, the big one that I threw away last month,
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: that I threw in the fucking garbage, and I so
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: badly wanted to claw her eyes out. Okay, because number one,
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: whether she wants to admit this or not, Easton, you
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: fucking know, no, I know, I know firsthand. She loves
• 5:40
  Speaker 1: moving things around. She loves moving things around, and she
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: likes to keep bullshit. Okay, she likes to keep the
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: boxes that the cardier came in. She likes keeps a
• 5:51
  Speaker 1: little baggy because she'll put stuff in it. And I'm
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: like but what right? So for me, I've been staring
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: at this stupid box that's ruining the aesthetic of all
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: my hard earned designer bags in my three bedroom, three
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: bathroom apartment, and I'm like, it's gotta go, and the
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: mom's gone, I'm fucking hucking it, all right. So I
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: come downstairs and she's looking for it, and I'm like,
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: I know that I threw it away because I opened
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: the box like a normal person. There was nothing in it,
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: so it goes in the garbage, but I didn't rummage through.
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: Keep in mind, the bag is like this big. I'm
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: trying to take it out on Easton. I'm trying to
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: take it out on my mother. But this is how
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: I know I've evolved as a person. Okay, don't fucking
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: laugh at me. Just wait until season eleven. Easton was there.
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: I was a grown adult during this. I said, I
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: want to blame you right now, Mom, and I can't
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: because it's not fucking your fault because I should have
• 6:52
  Speaker 1: gone through the goddamn bag. And now I'm sitting here thinking,
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: I pray to God that there was a dumpster diver,
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: because at least I know that, like the bag went
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: somewhere besides like the landfill. Right, please assure me that
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: this happened. Did it happen? And now I'm thinking I
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: should be a dumpster diver because if this is the
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: shit they like, stupid bitches are throwing away like there's
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: some like cool stuff in the.
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: I would have dumpster dome if I knew the Louis
• 7:23
  Speaker 2: he was in there. But I do want to say,
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: since Les you're not up here, you deny keeping all
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: the boxes and stuff, right, just to make that clear, you're.
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: Not a hoarder. I'm She says she's not a hoarder.
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: She says she's not the H word. She's not a hoarder.
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: Oh but she is. Okay, No, she absolutely is. And
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: so whoever got the Louis Vauton bag, I wish you
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: were in this room. I hope you enjoy it. I
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: feel like it was my karma for spending that kind
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: of money on a one year old I do. I'm like,
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: what have I done? Are you gonna die?
• 7:58
  Speaker 3: We're the same one again, I don't know.
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: Do I buy the same bag? Yes?
• 8:05
  Speaker 4: Or do you let me know?
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, by the way, if I get robbed, I'm fucked
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: at this point you let her pick her own bag
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: out right, what is it? Let her pick her own
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: bag out Let her pick her own bag? Oh, but
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: that bitch God dispends the taste though. Every time for
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: the third birthday, all get a new bag. But I'm
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: telling you, she walks in the closet. Bitch is going
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: straight for the burk and every time, and I'm like, no,
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: not happening. I'm waiting to sell that to buy us
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: a home one day, obviously. But I know that I'm evolved.
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: I just know it, and no one can tell me
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: otherwise because I live in my own world and what
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: I say fucking goes right. We've all learned this. We
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: all watch vander Pump Rules right like, you cannot tell
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: me nothing. Here's another very quick story because I'm proud
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: I have to share with you, guys. I'm driving and
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: these fuck wads right in LA they try to make
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: the light and then it turns red, so then now
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: they're blocking my traffic. But the lane next to me
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: can sort of go around them, so they're zippering, is
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: what Easton calls it. Are you guys participating?
• 9:17
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: Why the star? So you're star? I love that? So
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: one car goes and this little white fucking Hyundai is
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: sitting here, and I'm like, is he gonna go? Or
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: is he letting me go? So I just kind of
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: cut him off, right, And I just had Hero by
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: Mariah Carey come on to the radio, right, so I'm vibing.
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: I'm like, this is speaking to my soul. I'm flying
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: down Burton Way. I'm gonna pick up my boo boo
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: that I haven't seen in like three days. Not that
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: kind of boo boo, my daughter, my daughter. I heard
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: some of my They're like, ooh, that's so fun. No,
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: no dick for La la unfortunately, but I do know
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: that my vagina in my mouth are very clean. Fuck
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: you Easton. So I'm pulling up to like the dohiny
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: light and he comes and I'm hitting the high notes
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: of Mariah. It's like so fucking good.
• 10:21
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: She's like, it's a long road when yes, graceful world
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: alone and I'm like, yes, I am alone, but I'm
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: a hero. And he fucking flies up next to me,
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: like rolls down his window and he's like and I
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: don't even budget just look over and I go, I
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: can't hear you. And he goes like that fuck you,
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: and I was like okay, and I just continued singing.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: And in that moment, I had like a Jerry Seinfeld moment.
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: Do you guys watch that show Seinfeld? You know when
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: he goes into that restaurant and he's like helping the
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: guy who's opening the restaurant and he's like doesn't know
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: what food is served, and he's like, you're such a
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: good person, Jerry, and he's like, I am a good person.
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: That's how I felt myself. Was talking to me, being
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: like you are so evolved girl. You fucking just killed that,
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: you know, because what I wanted to do was get
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: buck wild with a run. That's usually what I do.
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: All mouth was he kind of a douchey guy though,
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: because he deserved to be yelled at by Lalla.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: He was he sounds like a douche.
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: I asked this earlier. She told me the story earlier,
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: and I said, he sounds like a douche and you
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: were like, he wasn't really. He was driving a sensible car.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: Sensible car, a Hyundai Reliable.
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: He had well had spiked hair, and I was like, dude,
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: but it was like, g I Joe spiked.
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: Douche.
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, She's like, did he have like one of those tattoos?
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: No tattoos, Yeah, but like the you.
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: Know the tattoos I'm talking about that the douchebags. A
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: Monster Energy drink tattoo. We love Monster if they want
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: to sponsor the podcast.
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: By the way, but anyone we will drink anything, eat anything,
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: pop anything, if you're willing to sponsor the podcast. Wasn't,
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: so that's what. And by the way, you said he
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: didn't deserve to be yelled out by law lat Or
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: he did. He was a douche. He deserved to be
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: yelled But I don't think so, because I feel like
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: that's like a rite of passage to be screamed at
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: by me.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: That's true, right, I have yet to be screamed at
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: by Lala Camp.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: By the way, guys, I would never. I can't afford
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: to lose you. Lucky for Yourence, I know Easton has
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: to love me no matter what. This is unconditional. Why
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: I love you no matter what you do? Yes, she's
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: in your family at this point. Do you, guys remember
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: seeing me interview Jessica. You do. So many people see
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: her and they go, I didn't think you really worked
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: for and I'm like, well, we're filming a reality show,
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: and if you take like a couple letters out, it
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: spells real.
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: So they and people do ask me because in the
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: interview she says, and you'll have to clean my breast
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: pump or something. Never once I didn't clean it. One
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: time I was ready and willing. I was like, let
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: me clean that breast pump.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: I feel like when you're interviewing somebody, you gotta give
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: them worst case and best case, so like they know
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: what they're in for. So I'm like, you could be
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: scrubbing my tit milk, crusty, dusty out of the pump. Never,
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: she was down, down, down for whatever. Now let's really
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: get it pop in. I have a guest for you guys,
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: and I'm very excited. She is near and dear to
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: my heart. I'm absolutely obsessed with her. She's one of
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: the baddest bitches that I know. She works hard and
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: she just had her second baby. So I'm throwing the drink.
• 14:02
  Speaker 7: Let's have some stassy shrova.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: I brought the wine.
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: I brought the wine.
• 14:27
  Speaker 6: Yes, yo, this is my first night out. I have
• 14:36
  Speaker 6: not had a night out in ten and a half months.
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: It's fucking wild drink. So I drank a lot.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Of whispering angel backstage here, I am, did I fucking deliver?
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: Or God?
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: How do we close my I don't know.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know the right.
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: I'm not trying to like flash everyone. So it's like,
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: but I you know.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, if you flash them? Will I get more followers
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: on Instagram? Pardon? Or will you get the followers on Instagram?
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: If I flash? Will I get more followers on Instagram?
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: If you were to flash cookie?
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: No, I don't think that's like not my like follower vibe.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: It's all women only mine.
• 15:20
  Speaker 6: No, Like I have no men following me, like my
• 15:23
  Speaker 6: following on Instagram. It's so no no one thinks I'm hot.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: That is such a fine, you know what I mean.
• 15:31
  Speaker 6: No one's following me because they're like, oh you sex kitten.
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: You. No one's following me for that reason.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: I mean you might thank you if you think I'm hot,
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm trying to say. So, like, if
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: I were to, as.
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: You would say, flash my cookie, I really no, I
• 15:50
  Speaker 6: think my follower account would go down.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who agrees with that?
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: If Stasi were to flash her cookie on Instagram cheers
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: if you think their follower account would go up?
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, maybe I'll try it. Let's just give it a whirl,
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: you know, let's just give it up. Let's just try it.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Let's just try it. No, I was having this conversation
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: with Stossy backstage. I was like, how do you get
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: your following to go up so fast? Because like, I
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: can get mine to go down way fast, but like
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: getting it to go up is like a fucking struggle
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: unless scannabal happens, which is once in a fucking blue moon. Like,
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: is anyone take for the team again? What did you say?
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Scannibal was very helpful?
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: No, I will say everybody for the follower count, everyone involved,
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: anyone who's ever touched banner pump rules. Yeah, we benefited
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: from scandabal.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, unfortunate everybody. Did you see that Raquel sold the
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: sweatshirt and I knew that that's.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Just what can you tell me because I saw a
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: little of it. Can you give a quick recap?
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, recap for everyone living under a rock and easton?
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: She put she auctioned off the Tom Tom hoodie, which
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: was absolutely hideous, and the lightning bolt necklace, which was
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: also equally as hideous and one. I'm bad at math,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: so I don't know what went for what, what went
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: for what? But I know that the total was fifteen
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Did you guys know this? Yes? And I
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: know we all boo recal or rachel or whatever, but
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: I do like that she said that one hundred percent
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: of the proceeds go to a charity that is for
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: mental right, am I saying this correctly? Mental health? That's amazing.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Good for her. I do think that that is great.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: None of us can knock her for that, right, perfect love.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: There's always the one person that's like, I don't believe you.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: I'm totally some of you are just gonna have to
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: take one for the team tonight or right. I'm looking
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: for content and you've all paid to offer.
• 18:19
  Speaker 8: That to me.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: All right, So if someone says something that I like
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: or don't like, like, just engage, Just engage, all right? Okay,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: I have a question for you, Yes, is there one
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: thing that you've done to your face that you're like,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: this was a game changer? Like if you injected, like,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: what's the one thing that you would that changed it?
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: You who said chin, yes, yes, are you kidding me. No,
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not chin implanned. Best thing I ever did. It
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: changed your whole face.
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: It changed my self esteem, which is better than my face.
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: I just I look back at all my photos. I
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: was in high school and I used to just like
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: jut out my chin like this, and every single one
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: I laughed.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Like a moron like that.
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: Chin implant was highly recommend, highly recommend chin implant.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: But I feel, okay, I do know what you're talking about,
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: because I think that you jetted out your face when
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: you were still jut out but amazing race with the
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: black hair, we.
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: Don't want to talk about that. I said, oh no,
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: I know. You said, are there things that are off limits?
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: And I was like, for the most part, not really,
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: I don't think so. I should have said my face.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: On the amazing race of climates, Let's.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Not go there.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Can I ask you a chin implant, just because I'm
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: legitimately curious?
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Is it like breast implants? Like when we went in
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: for laws, you got to pick a size?
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Do you get to pick a size?
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I never.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Even asked this, And that is such a wonderful question.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Surely want to know.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: It's a great question.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: Okay, so they mold one for you specifically, or at
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: least back when I it was like, literally, don't boo
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: my parents, okay, seventeen. Okay, it was like a month
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: before my eighteenth birthday. But it's what I asked for
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: for my high school graduation.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: I really wanted a chin i plant.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: God, I sound crazy right now, like I really do,
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: so out of touch I am who I am? Whatever, Okay,
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: I can't help my past, only my future anyway, anyone
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: else interested in chin in plants, they will mold it.
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: They mold it for you, and then they They never
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: showed me some like AI situation or some computer version
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: of what I would look like. I'm looking back on
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: it now. I would have liked that, but I'm happy
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: with what I got. It's like, yes, it specifically and
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: asked if something was too big, and I'm like, I
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: don't really know if it's too big or not. Just like,
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: go based on what you think I would look.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Good for your facial structure. Yeah.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: Like it's so fucked up that I'm literally doing this.
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: I'm talking about this live right now in runt of
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: people because I've never actually been asked that before.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you something. When I was a fucking stoner,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: I would get injected and then that night smoked so
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: much weed and I would sit there and look at
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: my face and want to like dig it out. I
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, I can't imagine if I
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: had like a chinn i plant, because even with my tits,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: I was like, good about Oh my god, it's so
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: fucked up. But I also stone thought that people were
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: living in a shoe trying to kill me, so I
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: would say it was laced with something. But I actually
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: think interesting. I just maybe it didn't agree with me
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: any longer.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: But no, yeah, yeah, yeah, I never had the feeling
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: of like this, like that felt like a Saw movie
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: type of scene where you want to claw out your
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: own chin and plant.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Never felt that, not yet. But tonight is a new night. Tonight,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Tonight's it looks gorgeous. I just want I wanted to know,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: and you're fucking fabulous.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: It did before it does.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Now, well I can tell that if I did not
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: have it, you'd be less hot. I didn't even know
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: you had a chin plant. Did everybody know you had
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: a chinen plant? Did everybody know you had a chin
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I had no idea yeah, I'm always under a rock.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Go raise your hand. If you didn't know, oh you.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: See, your mom raised her hand. Lisa raised her hands.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Lisa, you didn't know it had a chinni plant. We
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: don't watch the show. Oh my gosh.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: You thought it was just naturally this gorgeous.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Little did you know. Shit, her gorgeousness comes from a
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: built in chin. Oh yeah, but she got it up
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: build a chin.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: My numb right here, so like this side of my face,
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: like right here.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: From the implant.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: From the implant.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, I mean it was cautionary tail. Who cares? Cautionary hair?
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Who cares?
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: So sometimes when I'm eating some or drinking like red wine, you.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: Know, but I don't know it because I don't feel
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: it until I look.
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: In a mirror way later and I'm like, the fuck,
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: tell me there is dried balsamic vinaigrette. That's god, but
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: it's worth it.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. By the way, though, the numbness, do
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: the jewel on stage? That is such a goal.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Also, rip jewels? Do people still call them jewels?
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I think they call jewels jewels? Yeah, okay, but like
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: if it's not a jewel, then it's not a jewel.
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: Like that is such a it's such a boss buy
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: to just sit on s all I have.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: So if you're wondering how giving the vapup is going,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: not well, not because I continue to just like need it,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: like whatever movement on your sober show. I'm very I'm
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: very in my sobriety. All right, you guys, get buck wild,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: do whatever the fuck you want to do. I can jewel,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: all right, I will say with the numbness. The first
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: question my doctor asked me when I got my titties done,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: does that word bother you? Stacy? No, the word does
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: it bother me? Doad? You didn't even look at me.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: They were like, we can go through the nip and
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: it'll be like they'll be gorgeous, but you'll lose feeling.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: And I was like, you lose feeling there. We're not
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: getting wet very quickly down there, and that to me
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: is our give me the scars, all right, their battle looms.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: If you have scars underneath ya, it's pretty hot.
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: Though, like listen, no, not don't. I don't know if
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: you know this, you should probably know this and not
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: this isn't a competition.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, but it feels like it is.
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: Okay, you realize I have had a breast reduction and lift,
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: so I have anchor scars on my boobs. No, it
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: looks like it looks like the grim Reaper came and
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: found me in the middle of the night, did whatever
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: you wanted, sewed me backup?
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Are you trying to guilt me right now? You're trying
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: to because it was.
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: It felt like you're trying to be like, you know what,
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: but I have scars underneath my boobs right now, like
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: you're trying to win some award.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, but it hits a different when you've got scars
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: and a B cop You're like, oh, what were you
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: working with before?
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: I was trying to get a B cup.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Damn, this bitch had a cursed fuck like she's gonna
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: have back pain when she was older. You know. It's
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: like kind of sad. It's like, really, this is the
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: size you chose, Like these are the battle wounds, and
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: like that's the size you chose still like a little mosquito.
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: But no, I'm sorry, big chested, sorry the way that
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: you want to say it, did you say tittied? Sorry
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: big tittied girls know the struggle.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, I will never know all right, So I'm sorry.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I never no, no, no, no, I don't want to try
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: to scar shame your toto.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Is there anything either of you have gotten done on
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: that question that you would say.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Don't do to anyone out there?
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Are you regret?
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: But this is your podcast.
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: I don't think I have things that I've done that
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: I'm like, fu No, not.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, tell me never do two things?
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: Okay, I did that injecting in your chick Kuaibella Kaybella.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Don't do it, you guys, literally don't do it unless
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Kaybella wants to sponsor the podcast, then do it.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: I actually don't know.
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: One person that has done Kuybella that it's actually worked for.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Do you like Kaibella? Do I have? Iabella? I think
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: it was gorgeous. Do you love it? I did, but
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: I would not do it again. I wouldn't do it again.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: I would just go and get it like it because
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: it really didn't.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Keek, are we sure we're talking?
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Did you get kind of Kuybella all over your face?
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: No?
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. No, Oh, yeah, that happens you bullfrog.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: Nope, I did do it in the winter.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: No, I did. I did it with Kristin Me and
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Kristin Doty.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: It was December.
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: She posted about it, so this is not a secret,
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: Like it's not a secret. Okay, it was two thousand,
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: I think it was seventeen December, and we both did it,
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: and we thought that we were gonna be fine. You did, Kaybella.
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: You injected your chin. You thought that it was going
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: to melt away everything that's right here. No, you ended
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: up looking like a bullfrog. So I only wore turtlenecks
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: that went a my chin like this, and then it
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: was so it's also so painful that I'm like, fuck this,
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: you have to do it, and they're like you have
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: to do.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: It more than once, and I'm like, of course I do.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: No, thank you, I'm gonna eat that money.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: And it was so expensive.
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: Chris I got a deal because she posted for it,
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: but I was being a secret of asshole, so I
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: paid for it, and it was never doing it again.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I could picture you bullfrogging with it and balsamic on
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: your mom show. You have my favorites.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: I'm a queen, I'm a winner. What can I say?
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: You're a winner?
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: What's the second one?
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: You said? There's two?
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: I don't think I'd ever do lip injections again.
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: I look back on all the photos of when I
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: got lip injections. Sorry, Lola, Oh no, I looked like
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: a clown. No one told me, and they actually they
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: looked lopsided. So like, that is a risk that I'm
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: willing so painful, worse than childbirth.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Well that because you have an episode. You're not from
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: the waist down, humpty dumpting your ass off during childbirth
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: my leg. I was like, is my leg on the ground?
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Why am I tilting so much? Rethinking, rethinking, rethinking. It
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: is extremely painful, though, if you're gonna do your lips,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: you guys, I like to get a dental block before.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Is it a dental damn or a dental block? It's
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: not a dental damn.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: I don't know what that is.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Is it? Blogger? Isn't dental damn? In your asshole? Vagina? Na?
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: I didn't go to college. I went to Slick. It
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: was a community college and I took like one class. Okay,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: can we talk about Taylor Swift for a second. How
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: do you feel about this relationship with Travis Kelcey. He
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: is a real man, real man, real man.
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: That's such a nuanced, layered question. I have lots of
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: feelings about it, you do. I want Taylor to be
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: happy no matter what, so like whatever she chooses, whoever
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: she chooses, I'm thrilled with.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: This is the thing football players. I feel like they fall.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Into like one of two categories.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: They either fall into the category of just being a
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: fuck boy okay if they fuck with you, or it's like,
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: I'm so committed, I'm a family man, I love Jesus,
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: I want to have a bunch of kids.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: I will never cheat on you. It's like one of
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: two categories.
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: I'm not sure which category he falls into, So.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I'm just fuck boy, that's okay. I'm not sure that
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: because you don't want the Swifties to come for you? Yeah?
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Is that scary? Do you think if the Swifties came
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: for me my following would go up? Should I just
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: start fucking with them?
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: No, I love you more.
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: No, If you're worried about your following, you don't go
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: for the Swifties, What the fuck is wrong with you?
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: I'm desperado, I'm thirsty. I love Tamie Swift Okay, and
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: can I tell you I was not into her, you
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: guys until number one. I heard Vigilante shit and I
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: felt like she wrote it for me. In fact, I'm
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: still convinced that she did, because she talks about like
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: the FBI and she also talks about thick as thieves
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: with your ex wife, and I'm like, she knows my story.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: She wrote this for me.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm thinking about Taylor Swift.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Everyone feels like they wrote it for her. I'm going
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: to find a song that she wrote for you, and
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: now I feel like was for you? Yes, well, now
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I feel like they were all written for me. And
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I'm sobby in the car and I'm like, what is happening?
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: But I'm thrilled that she exists because once you have
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: a daughter, you know, I'm sitting here pop in that
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: wet pussy to wop right, but I'm I don't know
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: what that means? What does that mean? It's okay?
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: What is that I'm popping that?
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: We? Like?
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Really, what does it mean? Though you're walking? Close your eyes?
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: Did everybody else know?
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Did everybody else just know? With Megan the Stallion and like, uh,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Cardi B's like with that witness pussy also written for me.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: But then you give birth to a beautiful daughter and
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: you listen a whop and you're like, oh my god,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: don't like covering her ears.
• 32:36
  Speaker 7: And then Taylor Swift comes along.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: And you've been just like ignoring her for the past
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: thirty years of your life or however long she's existed,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: and you're like, oh my god, this is all I'm
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: ever gonna listen to ever. So I agree with you.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I want her to just be happy. But it's very
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: annoying to have seventeen cutaways when we're watching a football
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: game when I'm trying to see what act and.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna fly whoa whoa whoa. You're why is he
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: trying to actually watch the football game?
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: No, I'm trying to watch. I'm trying to build a roster,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: all right, I'm like number forty seven, Okay, raiders, okay, dmcent,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: you know, because I'm trying to pop the wet ass
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: pussy while my daughter is elsewhere listening to shake it
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: off by Taylor Smith. All right, A very well rounded mother.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: By the way, how's that going? You have like two kids? Now,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: that's crazy.
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like really fucked up when you think about
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: it that you're in charge of two children.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: You're in charge, You're in charge of.
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: Two beings that need you in order to survive, and
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: then you decide to leave one night to come to
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: do a podcast.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: So and you're like, who am I?
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: What am I? I'm away from this baby.
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: I'm here drinking wine in front of a bunch of
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: people talking about Taylor Swift.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. Thank you? Whoever said thank you? So she's
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Finn Becau. Stossy is a freaking star. I love you all.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: But I asked Stossy, So I went over and I'm
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: going to brag about this because that's just what I do.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: I was the second person to meet Messer. Yes, I
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: was like, I don't want to put pressure on you.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I know what it's like bringing a new baby home.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: You're just like in complete bliss, right, you like don't
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: want people coming around. But I gave Hartford her first
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: pair of hoops, because that's just.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: What they also say this.
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: You gave her her first necklace that she's actually like
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: her serious necklace.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know the gold necklace you WoT her.
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: I should just I should have taken a photo of it,
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: because normally she wears her just like costume jewelry to
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: school and she just started wearing her.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: Gold necklace and that's the one that you got her.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Ah, I love that. Thank you for sharing that stuff.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Sorry I should have sent a photo. It's okay. Sorry.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: So when Messer was born, I was like, oh my gosh,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I have to get him his first pair of Jordan
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: ones because I'm obsessed. That's what I always wear. And
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: when I brought it over to her house because she
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: was like, you can come by on Wednesday, I was like, perfect,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: So I bring them. I was like, Stassy, you're not
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: going to be excited about this gift. It's a very
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: non stossy type of gift. But I just felt like
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I wanted to be that person to give him his
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: very first pair of like little high tops.
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: And then I was listening to your videos that you
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: post from your podcast and you were talking about how
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: overwhelming it is when people want to come see your
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: baby and you feel so much pressure, and I was like, bitch, shit,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: I wasn't. I mean no, but I be real, break
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: that down. Did you feel that way when I wanted
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: to come see Messer? Can you break that down from me?
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: The people who I was talking about, say a.
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: Name, haven't they haven't had the luxury of being over
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: at my house to meet Messer, Like, no, truly, like
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: I've only had two people.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: At my house over to meet Messer.
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: I'm also speaking from experience with Hartford and what it's
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: like like when I was talking about in that podcast
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: about what it's like to have someone come over or
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: someone feel like, well, I haven't met him yet.
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: I haven't met him yet. And then they come over
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: and they get mad about haven't.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: You are gonna get me in trouble? You're a fucking asshole.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not here to get anyone in troubleshol.
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: Really, you know, I wasn't talking about you, and so
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: you're bleeding me into a compedation actually where I might
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: talk about somebody, and I'm not trying to talk about anyone,
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: No asshole, Saucy.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: I'm vain and self absorbed. I didn't think about anybody
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: by myself when I listen to that.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: Okay, wait, that makes me feel horrible.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Don't horrible. We're just bantering. This is just a podcast, Okay.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: A lot of people in here. Well this I also
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: feel like a therapy session right now.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: But I need you to know.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: I need you to know that you were you also
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: had your own baby with you, your own toddler with you,
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: right you any if you truly listen to my whole podcast,
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: you would know I wasn't talking about you, because I
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: was talking about people who just come over and want
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: to just hold my baby and then tell me things
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: and not listen. And they don't have they don't understand
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: that you do. You know what I'm saying?
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: You do you code in front of a live audience
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: right now, By the way, totally not my intention to
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: do this. You're doing it at all. So let's shift
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: and it's judging me out. Let's shift. Let's shift gears
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: before you fucking bullfrog over here. What I'm do? You
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: feel like it's easier having people come over to see
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: your baby if their parents, because they understand and they're
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: not there to hold your baby, they're there to just
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: be like, I messer, Google Gaga, how are you? What
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: do you need help with? Like?
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: Is that?
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Do you get what I'm saying. I'm trying to make
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: you not feel like you're at the risk, but I'm not.
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: I don't want to make anyone who's not a parent
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: feel like they're like if they're in this situation with
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: their group of friends or somebody that they know that
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: has a kid. I don't want to make anyone feel
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: insecure if they don't already have a child. But it is, Yes,
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: it's when somebody already has a kid, they understand the
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: struggle that you're going through in your head because they've
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: they've gone through it, right, And that's just how life
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: works with almost any situation, not just having kids when
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: you really think about it, right, like when somebody just
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: like no one could understand what being on they will
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: never understand what we understand about being on a reality show.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, so.
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: When we're in a like when we're in a situation
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: where we're going through a lot, or when we.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: Were I'm not on a reality show anymore, so when.
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: We were going through a lot in terms of reality TV,
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: and one of them want to come over and visit,
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: and all we know to think about, or talk about,
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: or stress about or worry about is this one thing.
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: They will never understand that, and they're not gonna understand
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: that in that moment, which is the same thing when
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: someone comes over to see your new baby and they've
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: never had a baby or don't know it, or at
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: least they don't know anyone that has or haven't been
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: close to it. It's gonna be the same fucking thing,
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: which I don't fault anyone for that.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: They just don't know, and how could they?
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: How could they do? We have mommies in the house
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: tonight and it was like multiple children because I'm starting Wow, okay,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: so I'm starting to it's hard. I see you.
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: Well.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Stacey texted me and said, this is no fucking joke,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: because yeah, is it true?
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: The one is fun, two is twenty thing?
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: Can I just say that?
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: Like everyone that messaged me that, Yeah, I was so
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: angry when I was pregnant, Like everyone's like zero to
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: one is easy, one to do is so hard, Two
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: to three is a breeze.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I still don't believe that, Like.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: There's just fucking you mean age or the amount of kids,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: the amount of kids, but don't they like entertain each
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: other At a certain point, there's like a know, someone's
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: saying yes kind of for personally, Yeah, this was way harder.
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: Really, this has been way harder really, like by far.
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: But that also might have been because when Harvard was born.
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: It was during COVID.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I had not changes everything.
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: I was literally just stuck at home and so my
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: only job was just to just be her mom.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: So maybe that's why it was ezero.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know. This is this is way harder. I've
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: been thinking of dabbling into, like maybe getting pregnant soon,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I know, and.
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: I want that selfishly so badly.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Is there one man that if they were, let's take
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: everything off the table.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: They're single, they're not married, a dream baby daddy.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Where if they were like I will give you my sperm,
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: you're like done, done and done.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: That is such a great question. And Travis Kelcey and
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: this guy loves Travis Kelcey and they'd go away after Well,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: I guess it pays out. Well, what is that guy
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: who goes away? No, my dream guy would be one that,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: as far as a baby goes, he has no rights.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Can you tell. I'm a little traumatized, well, little scarred,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: but we're working through it. Odell Beckham, Oh.
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 42:02
  Speaker 9: Done?
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: Easy answer?
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, or Michael B. Jordan. I'd take either of
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: their scratch you know, honey. It's so crazy because when
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: people thought I was fucking for money, they were all
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: like boom, you whore. And now every time I talk
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: about anyone who's rich, they're like, hey, you said you
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: did it, you did it. But now everyone's like, he's rich,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: go for him. I'm like, what they are not the
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: ones that are shaming you. I'm not shaming any of you.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the outside world, y'all. Are my people
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: talk about them out there? Do you have a slipt crush?
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Do you do that? Do you and Bod do that?
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Do you each have slipt crushes?
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: We do? What is yours? Yeah?
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: I mean it changes all the time.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: What's yours? Now? Right now?
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: Okay? Well, first let me talk about who had started
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: real fast?
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: Joaquin Phoenix always in forever like until I die, like
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: something about him?
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Josh Hartnett, They're fuck have y'all seen. I just watched
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Pearl Harbor? Isn't he? And that Josh hartin I it's
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: so sad. Just watch Pearl Harbor.
• 43:09
  Speaker 6: They like to find my like my that's not my adolescence,
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: that's my turning, it's my pre teenage years. It's like
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: my twelve to thirteen when I was discovering how I
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: felt about anything at all.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Your Setial Day.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah it was, and I just watched it just now.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: No, I've seen it before. I'm saying I just watched
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: it again. I recently watched it.
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: Okay, Well, in all fairness, you always talk about how
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: you don't watch movies set off and.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: You, guys, it's the weirdest quirk. It's my quirk. My
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: attention span is very short, which is why my podcast
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: allows me to jump around a lot. And that's why
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: you guys are awesome because you let me do it.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: I'm still stay clicked in, but I recently have like
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: been obsessed with movies. Like I only watched Seinfeld Family
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Guy Friends, Like that's we started watching Desperate Housewives again,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Like that's my jam, right, But I'm like addicted like
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: ovaries deep in, like Pirates of the Caribbean, fucking Lord.
• 44:11
  Speaker 10: Of the Rings, this bitchcase to meet my son and
• 44:16
  Speaker 10: also just hit me with this glorious news that she's
• 44:21
  Speaker 10: watching Pirates of the Caribbean.
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: And Lord of the Rings and I'm like, who are
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: you welcome to the fucking family.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I will say I had only seen the first Pirates
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: and I had only seen the first Lord of the Ring.
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: Time to start Harry Potter, La La, I know, Harry,
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: you gotta find out what house you're in.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: That I really hold on.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Let's all guess. Oh my god, I drink I even
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: want more wine than this. Okay, let's all guess what
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: house Laala is in from Harry Potter.
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: You guys kremnor, I agree, hold on, no on, I'm
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: gonna say.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Them all and we're all gonna scream out. Okay, all right.
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: First, I'm gonna go all right if you think Wala
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: is in Ravenclaw, Okay, okay.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: Three people huffle puff. Seriously, I thought you thought it's
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: a great house.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, but not La La. I don't know. I don't
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Slytherin Gryffindor. Oh my god, I was gonna say Gryffindor me.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: That sounds like a nice house. Okay, let me tell
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: you why it seems like yeah.
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: Now, but I think you get let me explain why
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: I think you get a bad rep. Like people think
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: you're just really hard and you know how to go
• 45:49
  Speaker 6: after people. You're tough, you stand up for what you want, like,
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: you're ambitious.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: You all of those. Tell me more about all the
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: fabulous things I am.
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: But you're kind of soft on the softest you are,
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: and you stand for a good cause, and you like
• 46:03
  Speaker 6: stand for what you fight for, what you believe in.
• 46:06
  Speaker 6: And Gryffindor, sorry that no one else out here raised
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: with me about Gryffindor.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Where were you? Guys? Where were you when I needed you?
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: But I'm telling you, I think when she I think
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: you're gas In eleven, maybe they'll be like, oh, she's
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: the Gryffin. Do you think they might? It's Slytherin with Slytherin.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Slytherin is with except for Snape or what well.
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: I tried to be Southerin every time I would take
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: that to take the test, I'm like, I want to
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: be Slytherin. You know my vibe. It totally fits with
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: my fucking vibe, and I never got it. I'm really,
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: you wanted to be Slytherin and.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: They all said that I am Slytherin, then you're just
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: fucking jealous. Oh my, that's so accurate. The only thing
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: I know from Harry Potter is when like the little
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: redheaded kid is like, not hold.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: Because you're on TikTok.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: That on TikTok, No, I don't scroll the TikTok because
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I've seen the first Harry Potter and they're on the chess player.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: La Lala, am I on the TikTok? Jessica, do I
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: scroll the TikTok? You know? I don't scroll the.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: Instagram reels. The Instagram reels. It's a viral thing, Malala.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: You guys. The only thing on my Instagram reels is
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: like housewives, love and hip hop and a lot of
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: athletes and little baby animals. I knew it. I knew it. Yeah, Stacey,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: I had the best time with you. Thank you so
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: much for you guys.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Are I'm sorry?
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: I want to thank you. I want to open the
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: floor up to ask us some questions because again, you
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: guys are the homies and I want us to just
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: like vibe for a moment. So I have a microphone
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: right here. Can you wave your hand again? You send
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: it to Darryl. I love you. Yep, right there, right there,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: So if you'll just walk to the woman who has
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: her hand up, Hello, Hi Gorge.
• 48:25
  Speaker 11: So my TikTok handle is actually lesbian la la, and
• 48:29
  Speaker 11: I learned recently that in Chinese la la means lesbian,
• 48:36
  Speaker 11: but as a queer mother, a lot of the queer
• 48:39
  Speaker 11: community wants to know that, you know what, if your
• 48:43
  Speaker 11: next romantic relationship was with a woman, is that something
• 48:47
  Speaker 11: you've considered, especially another mother who's maybe understood what motherhood
• 48:53
  Speaker 11: is like, understands the are you not bullshit not the
• 48:58
  Speaker 11: corm system, understand things that men don't.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: You know, you know what, are you pitching yourself right now?
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: Dug? But you know, just a check at a road.
• 49:10
  Speaker 11: Every queer woman on my TikTok is like, you know,
• 49:13
  Speaker 11: so many of the vander Pump girls right now are
• 49:15
  Speaker 11: single and we're.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: All just like switch sighs.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I will buy you all the toilet paper and batteries.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: So I love this. Can I tell you're not the
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: first person. I had a woman approach me at a
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: party a few weeks ago, and I almost felt bad
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: because I have hooked up with women before. I don't
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: want to say that I was not interested. I was
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: under the influence at the time. And my biggest fear
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: is wasting someone's time or making their feelings something that
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I just kind of flip around like that. So I
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: think for me, men is what I'm attracted to, and
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: I would never want it, Like I said, waste anyone's
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: time or mess with their feelings. But I've eaten a
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: few cookie in my day and I have no complaints.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Anybody else, go for it, my love.
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, so this.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Is my first night out. Also, I just had my
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: fourth baby and I struggle a lot with mom guilt.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I literally cried on my way down here.
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: So I was wondering if you had any advice for
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: someone who struggles with doing things.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: For themselves as a mom. I love this question, and
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: first of all, I'm so honored that you came tonight.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Mom guilt is real, and I feel like there's nothing
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: that anyone can tell you to make you feel better
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: except training your brain, which is what I've had to do,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: and you've had to do it now this is your
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: fourth time having to train your brain. They're like, if
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: you don't go out and have a good time, your
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: kids do not get the best version of you. And
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: I know that that sounds so cheesy and cliche and
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: everyone says that, but like you are. I always say,
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: you're the head coach of the household. Right, no one's
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: making moves unless you give the call. And if you
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: don't have time with your girlfriends or in this beautiful
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: room where we can just have fun and let loose
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: and forget that you're like a mama for five minutes.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Then you're not gonna be an impeccable head coach because
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: you're running the fucking household. So I hope that you
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: can do something with that, just so you know I
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: see you, because I struggle with that all the time.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: And I love you. And congratulations. Hi, hid Abel.
• 51:55
  Speaker 12: So I've had this question since I saw your last
• 51:58
  Speaker 12: show in Irvine last April. I lost my dad five
• 52:03
  Speaker 12: years ago, and I'm just wondering, how do you keep
• 52:05
  Speaker 12: your dad's memory alive with your child? That's I've been
• 52:10
  Speaker 12: with my boyfriend for a long time and we do
• 52:12
  Speaker 12: want a family eventually, and I just I struggle with
• 52:15
  Speaker 12: that as well, and so I'm just wondering, as I
• 52:17
  Speaker 12: was twenty five when I lost my father, and I
• 52:19
  Speaker 12: know that's similar to your age, and so I'm just wondering,
• 52:22
  Speaker 12: what do you do to keep his memory alive and
• 52:26
  Speaker 12: how do you kind of inergrate that into your everyday life.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: I love this question too, and I'm so sorry for
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: your loss. I feel like I think it was the
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: round five and a half years ago that we lost
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: our dad. I have a picture in Ocean's room, and
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: she grabs it and kisses it. Actually, and when we
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: say prayers at night, we hold the picture and I
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: end it with you know, we say these things humbly
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: in your precious name. We pray with Poppy by your side. Amen,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: And she gives the picture a kiss, and so she
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: knows that Poppy was my dad and her grandpa. And
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I feel just talking about things that you remember, or
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: if there's jokes that he used to say, like continue
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: doing that. Did your boyfriend know your dad?
• 53:12
  Speaker 12: Yeah, my boyfriend's actually the only the only boy my
• 53:15
  Speaker 12: dad ever approved of.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: That's so beautiful and heartbreaking at the same time. But
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: it could be so much worse. Right, your dad could
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: have been like fuck this guy, and your life's still
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: still with him. I mean, I think from the time
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: that kid is born, for you and your future family,
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: you have a picture of your dad in that baby's nursery,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: and it's the craziest thing. They're just gravitated towards it.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: And I don't want to push my beliefs on anybody,
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: so please don't think that that's what I'm doing now.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: I just believe in a higher power, and there's just
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: something that when a child sees like your dad, they're
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: gonna freaking know and have questions. Because that's what happened
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: with Ocean. She just like one day started walking, grab
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: the picture and asked questions in her Google Gogga voice.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: So the memory is gonna stay alive because I can
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: feel that in you.
• 54:07
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope that helped. You're welcome. I have some
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: people right here. You can come up and then you
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: my love yep, you, and then daddy right here? What
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: a what is that a Boston hat? Yeah? Buddy, okay,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: do you have a question, daddy?
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: It's gonna be a three part question, it is. First
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: question is what is Ocean's favorite food?
• 54:38
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: I love this. Her favorite food is spinach swinich. She
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: and I don't even have to sautate, y'all. I just
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: chopped that shit up one day. I was tired and
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is all She's fucking good olive
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: oil salt. I put it in front of her and
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: she's like a bunny rabbit.
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: I love it all right, kind of random, random, But
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: what's your favorite soup?
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: My favorite soup broccoli? She's soup in a bread bull.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: I am fucking filthy.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, I love it with tim chips.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: I love yeah, right the dip. Oh I could live
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: off of a dip.
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Has anyone seen that that move? That show? What is it?
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Only murders in the building? How he only eats dips.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I just relate to your
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: characters so much.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: And my third is I relate with your dad. And
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: my dad passed three years ago on the twenty eighth,
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: And it just made me feel.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Like very connected to you. So we are connected? Sure,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: thank you for saying that. Yeah, I'm like really proud
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: of this room. I feel like it's like therapy. We've
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: had fun, we're offering the ford to each other, and
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: then you're gonna send me into Vanderhunk Rules to fuck
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: bitches up.
• 55:58
  Speaker 8: Hey Gary, Hi baby, So I have to start by
• 56:01
  Speaker 8: sharing a fun fact. Raquel is my sorority.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Sister, Raquel if your sorority?
• 56:09
  Speaker 8: Yes, So I to share. Yes, I know, I want
• 56:12
  Speaker 8: to to know my I have. I have a great job.
• 56:14
  Speaker 8: So it's not a bad college, y'all.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, don't be a hater.
• 56:17
  Speaker 7: But I wasn't talking about you again to buckle.
• 56:21
  Speaker 8: The guests, everyone asks that she actually has done as
• 56:23
  Speaker 8: she plays off to me, I'll let you all continue
• 56:26
  Speaker 8: thinking what you want to do, but I'm gonna lighten
• 56:29
  Speaker 8: the mood a little bit. Fuck Mary kill okay, Jack
• 56:35
  Speaker 8: Taylor shorts and Satchel.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, hear me out. I think I'm
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: obviously gonna murder Jack Taylor, right, I love him, but
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: he's gotta go. I would oh god, I think I
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: would probably fuck Schwartz because I'm attracted to him. And
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: then I heard sex goes in marriage anyway, So I
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: guess I'll marry Satchel. I've got a vibrator, Hi Lama,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Hi Gorge. Question, So you are so confident. I just
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: want to know if you've always been this confident or
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: where did this come from? This is such that's so funny.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: You asked that because we were driving down to Irvine tonight,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: and I was like, it's so crazy to think of
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: where I am right now, because I remember in Utah,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: I was so intimidated by people, by my surroundings that
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: like I would drive with my mom to go pick
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: up just like take out, and she would ask if
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: I wanted to go in to wait and the thought
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: of allowing people to see me sent like set me
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: into sheer panic. There were times that I could not
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: leave the house because I was so insecure. And there
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: was just a point in time where I moved to
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: la and it didn't work out. I was very insecure
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: here the first time. I like it was debilitating. I
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: move home. I do what everyone else kind of does.
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: You know?
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: You go to college? Will community college for me? Because
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: that was not the plan. And I got a normal
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: job and it was fantastic, but I wanted to be happy,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: right and my dad always said you got to do
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: something that you love, and I knew that that was entertainment.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: So I had no choice but to move back out
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: to LA. I was still very fucking terrified and insecure.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: I use alcohol to numb. Don't recommend it, and I
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: find myself on vander Pump where I'm still very insecure.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: But these hoes will eat me alive. So I had
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: to put on this like brave face and go toes
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: with people, even though I wanted to just like crawl
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: a hole and sob. And all of a sudden, I realize, like,
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: if I just keep faking this, I think one day
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it. And one day I just woke
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: up and was like, I'm actually a confident bitch like
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: you kind of cute, you know. There's just like there's
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: things that shifted and maybe it comes with age. I
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: want to think that because I just the thought of
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: me as a child. I would never want that for ocean.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: But I just no matter what you do, what you
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: look like, this world is not gonna build you up.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: You guys, They're gonna fucking tear you down, all right,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: That's just the reality of it. So I want you
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: to go home and fucking hype yourselves up so that
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: when the big bad world comes for you, you're like, fuck off,
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Like have you seen this face? And ask? And there
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: are days where I'm not feeling this face and ask?
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm like, God, you've seen better days. But
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: just getting into that mindset of like everything works, I'm healthy,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: I'm happy. Like what do I have to complain about? Nothing? Amazing? Question? Okay,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: I love you so much? Can I just take a
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: picture with you before I run back? There?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: Wait?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Where are we heading right here? I thought you said
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: before we head back? I was like, well, what are
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: you taking me about? So This is the part of
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: the night where I get sentimental with you all. Like
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: I said, I'm turning five, and I remember being in
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: this room. Fuck a little over a year ago, my
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: life was in shambles. I was entering a custody battle.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: I was terrified and didn't really know what my future
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: was gonna hold. And I thought that I would have
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: an overwhelming amount of support, right and again, the outside
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: world is not always like that. So I kind of
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: just kept my head down and I knew I'm a
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: single mom. Now I'm the primary caregiver. There's no one
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: giving me money, you know, like I'm the provider for
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: me my baby, you know, like I really had to
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: step up to a position that I didn't think I
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: was capable of, but there was no choice. And then
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: I stepped into this room. And I don't know if
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: some of you had been to my last show that
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: I did last year. Thank you for coming back, and
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: you guys really revived me. You guys have given me
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: so much love and support and I so appreciate everything
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: that you guys have done for me. And I don't
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: want you to think that it's ever gone unnoticed. You,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: like I said, did not have to be here tonight,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: and you're fucking here and I love you all so much,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: so I would like do I have a shot? Yes, okay,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: we have shots.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: But before we do these shots, obviously, it's La LA's
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: five year sober birthday. So we have a little cupcake
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: and we're all gonna sing happy sober Birthday, sobering.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: Okay, So the candles are.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Basing Happy birthday. I don't get happy sober part because
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: in AA we don't sing sober.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 9: Okay, okay, let's have okay and one and a two
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 9: and a one two three, Happy.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: Birthday two, Happy birthday to you.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: Happy birthday, dear.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: La Lah, Happy birthday two. Hey, thank you guys so
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: much for coming to the Give Them La La Live Show.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: I fucking love you. I hope that you enjoyed yourselves tonight,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: and please get home. Please keep supporting me. I know
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: I make it hard for you, but I love you
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: guys so much of the best nights. Do you want
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: your shots?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: La?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Say okay? Shot?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 6: Do I have drake?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Do guys have drake? All right? Oh there's more. I
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: get a shot a pineapple at the end of the day.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Who someone might get lucky.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: Whoever has a shot we are gonna stop. Everyone, lift
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: up your drinks to cheers to Lama.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: Motherfucker can b