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Do You Wanna Swap Moms? | IT'S FRIDAY! #37 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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M m m m m h. Welcome inside the tree House. It is
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time to leave your worries outside and come laugh with us. I'm Daniel Malley
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along with Trade Trenholm. And as soon as uh Raj can get Spectrum up
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and running back at his house, he'll be on or he won't, We'll
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just it'll be a nice surprise. If he is, we'll just We're just
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gonna wait and see what happens. You join us because we don't know either.
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Yeah, it'll be a fun surprise for our Yeah. If you did
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not get a chance to listen to Treehouse Plus number twenty eight, I highly
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recommend you do. So came out a little bit later than it normally does
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this week, but it's still out there. And before we jump into the
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rest of this Friday episode of the Treehouse, it's important that we touch on
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something that we touched a lot on in the Treehouse Plus episode, and that
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is Trey's addictions. Trey has just short of a plethora of addictions that he
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has given up over the years, and in that episode we talked about five
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that he's given up. There's a sixth that there's a possible if they can
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figure out a treatment program for it. He may explore it to understand and
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know what that is. Then you need to go listen to the Treehouse plus
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episode. But based on the TV show recommendation you just gave me and my
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wife, I believe we now have a seventh addiction for you, Trey Okay,
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and that is documentaries. You are inside this here Treehouse the documentarian expert.
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If there is a documentary about something, you know it. You've seen
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it, you've listened to it, you've watched it, you have consumed it.
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I think you've reached the end of all the Netflix documentary all the Netflix
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documentaries, because now you're starting to recommend ones that you're seeing on other platforms.
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So what's the one that you just told me about. Uh, it's
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called It's Uh. It's on Disney Hulu. It's called Billy and Molly and
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Otter Love Story. Is this a Is this an animated no or is this
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a live action? It's a documentary of a about a man who It's in
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Shetland, England, which I did not know. This is is the northernmost
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tip of England, right below the Arctic Circle. And it's about this orphaned
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daughter that shows up on his peer jetty as they call it. And it's
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just it really is. It is eighty minutes of just heartwarming, sweet you
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know, you laugh a little, you might shed a tear, but it's
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a happy ending. It's it's just very few times like most of the documentaries
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I watch are like murders, you know, mass murders and stuff, or
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ancient civilizations. This one was just it's just a sweet, nice, you
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know, eighty minutes of you just feel good at the end and put the
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eighty minutes of wholesome yes, which is probably a nice break given all the
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murder and horrific stuff that you typically watch in documentaries. Yeah, yeah,
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I mean I have, you're at I've even subscribed to there's a an app
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a channel it's I don't even know. I think it's gaya g A I
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A and it's all about it's just nothing. But documentary is a lot about
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you know, ancient civilizations, and there's I don't get into the UFO stuff
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a lot, but I am I am starting to think that, y know,
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our archaeology has not been forthcoming on you know that there really was another
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civilization pre Ice Age. Uh you think archaeologists know this and there's been an
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archaeological conspiracy to cover up a civilization pre Ice Age. Yes, because it
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it it it, it's been. I'm done. That's it's that's too much
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for me to handle by myself. It's please come in here. The trays
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going full conspiracy, and I feel like I'm outmanned well as we as the
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science gets and we're dating things better, like we know that we there were
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civilizations, you know, nine to eleven thousand years ago. Now if you
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really archaeology, you know, has this go about five thousand BC is where
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everything kind of starts. But we know there is, we've dated, we
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found the remains, and it also goes to the pyramids are always the one
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thing such complex engineering, Yeah, you know, and it's like where to
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believe that people only went, you know, went from agriculture to building pyramids
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of incredibly complex engineering and just the size of it. You're right because it
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is. It is an interesting leap to make where you're going from you know,
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farmers to basically huge stone metropolis is in the middle of the desert.
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Not only is it an enormous feat of engineering, but who had the idea,
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like like there's always there's always got to be that guy who had the
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thought. One day, he was hoe in the desert sand trying to plant
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some opium or something for his family, and he decides one day he looks
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up towards the sky and says, you know what, and he looks around
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the field, He looks around the desert and says, you know what,
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this place is missing the big old pyramid. And no one eve knew what
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a pyramid was at that time, but some guy had a thought or like
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you've been saying throughout the entire history of this Treos podcast, they had a
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little help from above well, or that there was just there was another civilization
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that because think about it, the pyramids, you know, so many of
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them line up, you know there, whether it be the solstice or there's
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always there is an astronomical uh, you know, lining up of things that
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how did they know? And also the pyramids aren't just like there's caverns,
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there's chambers. It's not like they're just solid built. I mean, yeah,
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if they were just building trying, you know, pyramids with that were
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solid maybe a different story. But then you also, what did they say.
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It's like they had for the timeline that they've suggested that they were setting
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two and a half ton stones once a minute for twenty years. I don't
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think there was enough slave labor at the time to really get that done.
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Well, they have found, you know, the that it wasn't even so
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much slave labor that you know that they're encampments that were obviously home to thousands,
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tens of thousands of people. But that's a lot. And you also
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have to remember the pyramids in their day had this shiny white stone. They're
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not like they are today that's decayed, but they were, you know,
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almost white. They were smooth. Yeah, they were smooth and shiny and
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white and you know are off white, I guess. But if you see
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the renderings, but I mean it's just it's there's just I think there's more
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out there. And but you think about it when you go back, if
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you start resetting dates and going, yeah, well if if what they say
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was five thousand years ago years ago was actually seven eight thousand years ago,
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it changes the timeline of everything. Yeah, and then you and then you
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there's a religious aspect of it too that gets it's a little dicey mm hm.
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Yeah. People start wigging out once you start to throwing and questioning the
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timeline of Jesus and stuff. Well, this goes back to the the Great
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you know there we know there was a great flood. But you know,
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if if you the Bible technically, yeah, they would say six thousand years
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ago, when we know it was more eleven thousand years ago. So you've
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got five thousand years missing. And that's where the documentaries you watch come into
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play. Yeah, and just and and the remarkable the fact that the Mayans
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Incans incas you know, they the similarities between the Egyptians and some of the
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stuff they did is remarkable and people don't realize that they had their own.
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There's you know, a bunch of pyramids and central and uh South America.
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Yeah, yeah, this is why I uh tyramid in Louisiana and Ohio say
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that again. Yeah, there's pyramids in the United States in Mississippi. Uh's
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uh careers, it's eastern Louisiana or Mississippi. But yeah, now they're not
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great, but they're they're Earth but they're definitely pyramids. And then there's this
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whole the whole snake thing in Ohio. And see you need to start start
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with Ancient Apocalypse on Netflix. I don't know if I I don't know,
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if I don't know, if my little brain can hit it is fascinating.
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And the guy, uh, I think his name is Graham Norton. He's
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been on Joe Rogan a bunch and but there's the British TV show host.
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Now, yeah, it's not Graham Norton. It's Graham something I'll think of
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in a second. But watch Ancient Apocalypse. It really is. It's it's
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a fascinating watch. Even if you don't believe a thing of it, you'll
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at least, you know, learn a little more history than yes, you
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probably knew now No, no, I might do that. But it also
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feels like a Pandora's Box type situation. No, that's I mean again,
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I struggle with it with moderation. So once I get into something, I'm
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gonna try to soak it all in. You don't have that problem as much.
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And but you're really Ancient Apocalypse is a fascinating show, just just for
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the so the different places they take you around the world and and how it
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was built. I mean some of the the temples and Indonesia and forget the
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country anyways, all over the world. It's fascinating. Gotcha. It's interesting
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to think that two influences in my life really want me to watch documentaries.
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One is you and the other is my mom. Like, she's been on
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me trying to get me to watch this octopus documentary for over a year.
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Uh, the one about the friendship between the guy and the octopus. I
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guess there's I've never really gotten it. I've been meaning to watch that one.
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I forgot the name of it. But octopus, octopi, octopuses incredibly
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intelligent. And maybe that's why my mom wants me to watch it. She
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goes, she said it was fascinating, she loved it. And then and
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then not long after that, you came to visit and you're like, oh,
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you got to watch this documentary. You gotta watch this documentary. I'm
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like, I used to watch I used to actually watch the History Channel what
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it was about history, because I liked that. I like watching that stuff.
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But I haven't gone all the way down the rabbit hole that you have,
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Like I have a tendency to focus more on things that are a lot
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more surface oriented. Maybe it's because I dealt with so much crap for a
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handful of years. I'm just I'm trying to lean in on more lighthearted things.
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In fairness to me, one of the reasons why I have always had
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a fascination with Egyptian archaeology is I got to see the King tut exhibit when
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it first came through in like nineteen eighty. It was at the Dallas Museum
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of Art, and I had my grandmother took me about books and everything else.
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So that's what kind of sparked my interest in the subject. This is
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interesting. I'm starting to realize something both fascinating and terrifying. Are you ready,
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Trey, Uh huh okay? Documentaries history, and I'm trying to think.
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I'm trying to think of how to phrase this for you, and not
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just for you, but for me as well. So your interests documentaries,
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history, and watching TV are very similar to someone else in my life.
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And that other person in my life is my mom. And so I am
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now starting to think that perhaps you might be one another's soulmate. And I
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will tell you this, Trey, I have known no crazier woman in my
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life then my mother. You guys might be meant for one another. You
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can sit and watch documentaries about ancient civilizations and go crazy on each other until
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one of you is murdered by the other one. And you know what,
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Trey, I'm gonna be honest with you. I think I'm okay with it.
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It feels weird to say it, it feels even it feels weird to
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think it, But I think I think I would endorse this. You know,
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uh, Dan, there there would have to be a you know,
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I think you're now at this point trying to pawn your mom off on me,
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and which you know, if if you want to break from that crazy,
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I'll swap you. We're not swapping moms. No, we can start
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a whole new reality TV show swap I don't want my name anywhere near that.
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I'm honestly a little bit worried about you that you even said that out
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loud compared to what I said. I nothing, you know, just just
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dealing with with the old and crazy. Yeah, although it wouldn't make a
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good T shirt. You just with just a quote you want to swap moms.
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com. Well, I don't know if there's any way to truly come back
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from trying to get you trade to date my mind. Okay, let me
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clarify this. I'm not saying I want you to date my mom I'm just
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saying that you guys might be really good for one another. I I just
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go back to the old. That's all you have to say that there's really
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nothing else that needs to be said. And yet yet it says everything.
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That Jack Nicholson line of you know so crazy somewhere else, I'm I'm all
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stocked up here. I thought you were going for the line in as good
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as it gets, like You're gonna go to dinner with my mom and tell
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her you make me want to be a better man. No, but that's
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all from the same movie, I believe, and the other my other favorite
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line of how do you write women so well? Take away reason and accountability?
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Take a man, You take a man? That is That's a movie
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that deserves a rewatch. It's been a while since I had that was that
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was the man. He had some He had some as as as the old
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would say, he had some real hum dingers in that movie. He did.
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That was You take a many, easy and accountability, and you're left
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with the with the Trey's idea for a fun Friday night. All right,
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today is fred Day, May seventeenth, twoy twenty four. Before we can
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get into the rest of the show, which will include things like anti sex
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beds, road rages out, but sidewalk rages in, and bodies piling up
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in Florida. We must first get to birthdays, so celebrating birthdays today on
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fred Day, May seventeenth, twenty twenty four, we will begin with Levin
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Rambin. Do not know her name as as a person, but she is
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thirty four today. I do know her as Glimmer in the first Hunger Games
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movie. Tray know if you saw any of the Hunger Games movies, but
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for those that have, she is the one that Catnus kills with the tracker
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Jackers in the first movie. Okay, so good. I have actually seen
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the Hunger Games movies. I did not see the new prequel one, but
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I highly recommended it was actually really really really good. Yeah, Tara and
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I went to the theater and saw that one. That was that was a
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lot of fun. So anyway, she is thirty four today. Other birthdays
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today where I put it, We've got Derek Huff from Dancing with the Stars.
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He is thirty nine. He actually has won the show six times with
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here are his dance partners. Okay, so it's not a bad day of
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work for him, Brooke Burke, Nicole Scherzinger, Jennifer Gray, Kelly Pickler,
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Amber Riley from Glee, and Bendy Irwin, which was Crocodile Hunter Steve
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Irwin's daughter, and he probably banged at least three of them. Yep,
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that's really that was all the while, you know, being in the shadow
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of your hotter sister. Yeah, I think that should have been the alternate
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title of Dancing with the Stars is Banging the Stars? Yeah, wasn't that.
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But aren't they twins? Are they? Are they twins? Oh?
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Derek Huff and his sister. I I don't know if they you know what,
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I'm going to assume that they're not, because if they were, then
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her birthday would be next on this on my lisp. That's true. Retired
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NBA star Tony Parker is forty two frenchy mm hmmm, uh, Trey,
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you want to you want to do a quick degrees of Kevin Bacon game to
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Tony Parker. All right, here we go, So there's okay, you
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want to try it? Go for it? Oh, all right, Kevin
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Bacon link link yourself, actually take got the Kevin Bacon thing. Link yourself
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to to Tony Parker in as many as few steps as you could imagine,
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uh, because I call it doing the Kevin Bacon game. But it's really
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it's for yourself with certain celebrities. I mean, I'm sure I've met someone
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who's met Eva Longoria that m hmm. If you have Tony Parker to uh,
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it's actually a very short path to get you Trey to Tony Parker via
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Ava Longoria. So if I told you at the start of today you would
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have a your odds of meeting Ava Longoria would be better than Tony Parker,
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would you have believed me? Say, you know it helps? No?
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Okay, thank you? Uh so to get you to Tony Parker via Ava
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Longoria? You Trey no Tone bell our buddy Tone and Tone was in a
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movie with Ava Longoria who was married to Tony Parker. See, these games
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are really easy now that we have someone that's actually successful in the Hollywood.
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They're all only like one step away. Which, by the way, did
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you see that photo Tone posted the other day after the Netflix is a Joke
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Festival? Oh my god, I let me see if I can pull this
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up real quick. So they do. At the end of the Netflix is
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a joke festival. They do sort of a yearbook photo of all the comedians
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that performed and all these various shows. It's a comedy festival in La right,
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and Tone on his Instagram page and probably all of this pages posted the
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photo of him because he participated. And then Netflix is a joke festival,
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all the comedians that had performed, and he's in the middle of all these
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comedians, right, And I can show you the photo. It's going to
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be difficult to show all of them because he decided he did he he did
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a wears Waldo. He he wears Waldo himself. So in this photo at
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this you know house somewhere in la in a pool, you've got Burt Kreischer
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in the pool shirtless, but then surrounded you when you find Tone, and
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then you find all the people in this photo. You've got people like Sindbad,
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Jim Gaffigan, Judd Apatow, hang on, it swiped too far.
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Uh, let's see you go again. Is that Bert Kreischer in the Is
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this the one like he's shirtless in the pool? Yep, that's the one.
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Okay. Then Uh, then you've also got, oh man, some
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of these people, and I can't even recall their names, but I recognize
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all their faces. Uh. Roastmaster General Jeffrey Ross is in there. I
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believe that Stave that might be Dave Chappelle. You've also got John Stewart is
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in there. Basically he's surrounded by a ton of famous people and our buddy
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Tones in the middle of it. So if you ever want to do the
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Kevin Bacon game with yourself, all you gotta do is just is just name
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drop tone and you're good. Now. That is I. I gotta put
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my glasses on to really study that picture. But damn, that's impressive.
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Mm hmm that that would be. Hey, there's poll Shore, So it's
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not all a listers that I'll be curious to ask tone because that for me,
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like it seems like that would be like a pinch yourself moment of you
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know, holy shit. Oh absolutely, And he even even put that in
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the caps and he said, straight up bucketless moment for me, it's too
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much funny in this class of twenty four yearbook photo to possibly tag everyone.
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But if you see him, tag him in the comments. Yeah, Chelsea
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Handler, Sebastian Manascalo's in there. I mean, it's it really is a
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who's who of comedians and it's and then then there's the guy we know in
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the middle of all of it, and occasionally he hangs out with us.
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We hope he did a couple of weeks ago after this photo. He may
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not be more. He's like, right, I'm I hanging it out with
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you, ye idiots. Other birthdays today inside the Treehouse, Jordan Knight,
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you ready to feel old? Trey Okay, the good looking one from New
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Kids on the Block. He is fifty four today and separated by only five
27:30
years. Trent Resnor from Nine Inch Nails is fifty nine. It's just weird
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to me to think that Jordan Knight and Trent Resnor you might see them at
27:40
an Early Bird special somewhere because maybe they also are our members, you know,
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I Jordan Night, because New Kids still tour. I think I've at
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least seen some videos with with all of them, and it's Trey. It's
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a fine line between touring and panhandling. Well, I just I was reading
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one thing talking that uh they were like, you know, the crowd has
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retired justin Timberlake, because I guess his last tour just bombed. Really,
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Yeah, I mean, I I think he's incredibly talented, but I didn't
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even know he had had a tour recently. Well, I mean it held
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like the recent tours i've that have been on my radar. If it's not
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that, and I say my radar, like it's just been Taylor hitting my
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eyeballs, it's it's either Taylor Swift, Beyonce or or or I know that
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that Kenny Chesney's on tour right now. That's about all I see. So
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it's like, if not one of the if you're not making a billion dollars
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in your tour, then I guess they're all a flop. Yeah, that's
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I mean, it's like there's Taylor Swift and then kind of everyone else mm
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hmm. But I guess she just wrapped up her I was reading that she
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wrapped up her arras to her in Paris and there was a lot of love
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signs between her and Travis. Oh really Yeah. I also heard that at
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one of the Paris shows, someone took a photo of one of the concert
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goers baby on the floor of the concert. Well there's you know, but
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you know they had earmuffs on. Yeah. So at Trent Resner fifty nine,
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ya is sixty three, Sugar Ray Leonard is sixty eight, and if
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I remember correctly, fort Worth's own Bill Paxton. Today is his birthday,
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but he had his life cut way too short. All the way back in
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twenty seventeen. Bill Paxton one of the greatest character actors of all time in
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Hollywood. I'm gonna give you a quick rundown of some of the films that
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he was in, and he was memorable in all of these, right,
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Terminator, Weird Science, Remember he played Jet. Yeah, that's that's where
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I first I remember seeing Bill Paxton. Yeah, he was phenomenal in that
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Aliens of course, true lies. I got a little dick. It's pathetic.
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Apollo thirteen Twister, which the remake comes out later this year. I
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believe it looks soft did yeah Twisters, But yeah, it looks it.
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I didn't know how they were going to do it, but it looks really
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good. Look that up. I don't think i've seen that yet. He
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was also in Titanic Tombstone, of course, as one of the Irp brothers,
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and he was also in Edge of Tomorrow. Edge of Tomorrow is one
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of those movies that if you haven't seen it, I try to tell people
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you should see it, even if you hate Tom Cruise. It's one of
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his best movies. It's the one with him and Emily Blunt and he gets
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stuck in a time loop in a war slash battle with aliens. I don't
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think I think I under that movie, and I don't think I finished it.
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You should, all right, unless, of course you hated it so
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much you didn't want to know. But I don't. It's one of those
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movies that to me it it's like I said to me, it's one of
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his best films. I will put it on my list a tray. I'm
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gonna let you choose your own adventure here. No right, anti sex beds
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or sidewalk rage. Mmm, I'll go with anti sex beds. I'm curious
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about anti sex beds. It is uh, stop it, you stupid pop
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ups, just myths. Go away. New York Post anti sex beds have
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arrived in Paris for the Olympics after horning athletes admitted to orgies a mid competition.
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Okay, every well, now that the Olympics are staggered between winter and
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summer Olympics every two years, every couple of years, these stories pop up
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where you hear about all the sex that happens between athletes in different nations because
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they've all been abstaining or whatever. They've been, you know, hardcore training
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for all their events, and you get all these young, really healthy,
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fit people in one small area and they all start hooking up, either before
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competitions, maybe deering in some people's cases, but definitely after their competitions are
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done. They just go crazy in the athlete's village, and Paris is trying
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to get ahead of it. Which, yeah, if you think beds are
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the only place they're doing it, you haven't read some of the stories I've
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read. Yeah, the pole vault this year is going to be really fun
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to live. Yeah, I remember, I guess it was all the way
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back in the when Atlanta had the Olympics and what was that ninety six yep
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of reading about that, you know, especially I forgot who it was,
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but one of the athletes you know that competed and finished early and there was
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a story written about and you just talked about just it was a free for
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all that. Especially once they're done. It's like, you know, and
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they have all you know, they're all of the same mindset because Olympic sports
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are different, and that most of them are not very commercial. And so
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you have been You've dedicated your whole entire life twenty four to seven, three
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sixty five to competing, and then when you're done, it's like you've got
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a lot of pin up things. And both the guys and girls and they
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they said, it's almost as easy. You want to Yeah, you hot,
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I'm hot, let's do yeah, let's say. Anti sex beds have
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arrived in Paris ahead of the twenty twenty four Olympic Games, with their materials
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and small size allegedly aimed at deterring athletes from getting kinki during competition. The
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bed's twin size means there's no room for the competitors to sidle up together.
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How many people do you know do it side by side. The beds are
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manufactured by Airwave, which also made the products for the twenty twenty Olympic Games
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in Tokyo, so this is not a new thing that they're trying to deter
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the athletes. Sustainability is cited as the primary reason why Olympic officials opted for
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the beds this year. The mattresses and cardboard frames one hundred percent recyclable,
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but it's unlikely cardboard beds will stop the horny Olympians from fornicating, with one
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competitor claiming a hot tub orgy took place at one Olympics, and another news
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outlet cites a US two Another news outlets cited a US two time gold medalist
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as saying quote, I've seen people having sex right out in the open on
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the grass between buildings. People are getting down and dirty. They so they
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put fifty five gallon drums full of condoms in the Olympic village and it goes
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empty. They have to refill it. Where's where's the medal ceremony for that
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event? That's like your your national anthem deserves to be played and everyone needs
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to see that you got the gold and silver. And Michael Phelps I think
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has the record for the most medals. But it was like, okay,
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well, who's the Wilt Chamberlain of the Olympics. That's that's a stat I
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think we need to know. Being that he competed in four or five,
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he may have the record, you know, I don't think okay, as
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far as number of Olympics, I'm sure that he had his turns. But
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because of the swimming stuff. They do those events, and he did so
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many of them. He was he was competing throughout the Olympics. He may
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not have had time to really enjoy all the all the fruits of the Olympic
36:05
village. I think the person that you need to take a look at as
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far as who might have betted the most fellow Olympians is gonna be someone from
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some rant. That guy that walked in shirtless, covered in oil was that
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was? That was that the Tonguan from a couple of Olympics. Back that
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guy because I don't think he medled. He had one competition, no medal,
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so he had plenty of free time and he made an impact at the
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opening ceremony. I'm gonna bet that guy is the champion, Yeah, or
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just whoever whoever competes in the sport that that finishes like they do the first
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part of the Olympics. Yeah, whether it's like a sprint sprinter or diver
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or something and they're they're just hanging out for the next two weeks. Yeah,
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you're right there. Yeah. And that guy, that guy came ready,
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com. Peta the Tongan, that was his name, Trey Okay. Pet
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the Tongan became an overnight sensation five years ago when he marched shirtless in a
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traditional Tonguan costume at the opening ceremony of the twenty sixteen Rio Games. I'm
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not that bad at math. This story is from July twenty twenty one.
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Okay, so this story from July twenty twenty one. Peter the Tongan became
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an overnight sensation wearing a traditional Tonguan costume at the opening ceremony of the twenty
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sixteen Rio Games, then again two years later at the twenty eighteen Winter Games
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in South Korea, and then back in twenty twenty one, he marched in
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Tokyo at his third Olympiad, where he competed in taekwondo. I don't even
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know what he did in the Winter Games in South Korea, but he was
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the only one I think from Tonga. He was the flag bearer at that
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twenty sixteen Rio Olympics. That he became, you know, an overnight since
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overnight global sensation, and so yeah, that'd be that that right, there
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would be my pick for the guy that has probably got the most action at
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the Olympics. Yeah, what does a Tongan do in the Winter Olympics.
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The other skiers, he's probably he's probably a sniffing around the Super g Hill.
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Yeah, but yeah, it says that in this story from the New
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York Times he took up taekwondo as a child. So I then, so
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he did that, But I'm I don't see what he did in the Winter
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Olympics. But I am really curious other than you know, fellow Olympians.
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Yeah, yeah, maybe he got such rave reviews in Summer Olympics they had
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to have him. All right, I'll try to look that up to see
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what what what event he did in the Winter Olympics actual event, And we
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don't want to in a Friday show before we of course dig up a story
41:30
from Florida. The search for a missing diver off the Florida coast took a
41:37
surprising turn when authorities found a different body. Look, this is sad.
41:46
Someone's missing and they find someone who's already dead. Two that's two people that
41:52
are that are in serious trouble and two grieving families. But come on,
41:55
Florida, they're just stacking them up kind of embarrassing. It's like, Okay,
42:05
we have to go find this missing person, but in order to do
42:07
it, we have to wade through all these other dead people that to get
42:10
to find them. Oh. Search teams combing the Florida coast for a diver
42:19
who went missing found a male body, but authorities said that wasn't the one
42:22
they were looking for. Authority said they did not know yet the identity of
42:30
the man they did pull from the water. Sheriff said they didn't have any
42:34
missing person description in the county matching the body they found. They said it
42:38
did not appear the body was in the water for an extended period. Medical
42:42
examiners were working to determine the cause an approximate time of death. But Virgil
42:46
Price, the Florida Free Driver, the Florida Free diver who went missing thirty
42:52
nine years old, was last seen wearing a green wet suit and he was
42:57
free diving near the Halsey shipwreck when he failed to resurface. Halsey is a
43:02
World War Two era shipwreck. So they were looking for Virgil and they found
43:10
somebody else that's yet to be identified. God, Florida, I mean and
43:17
how do I how does the diver even know? Like, oh, oh,
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well, that's not who I was looking for. I at least I
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guess it was nice enough to bring him back up. Hey, you could
43:28
have just left him there and going, yeah, I didn't see that.
43:30
You're not sorry, you're not the body I'm looking at. Push it to
43:35
the side. It does make you think, though, like, since Florida
43:37
is so prolific and stupid, do they have to have specific search teams for
43:43
specific missing individuals, Because like, you might be a search team A and
43:49
you're looking for Bob and instead you find Steve, Like, well, I'm
43:53
looking for Bob. So you just push Steve to the side and you keep
43:55
swimming looking for Bob, and then you wait for Steve's team to come along
44:00
to get him. It's like, go fish with bodies. You uh,
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you got any Chad's in there? Go fish? Got an Earl? No?
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But I got a Virgil damn it. And I've got I've got four
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Michaels ship you win. I hate this game. We could also do the
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same with Uno in Florida. Yeah, go fishing for bodies Floyd again,
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very sad, families affected. But look if le me pauses real quick.
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If it's me, right and and and I go missing in Florida and they
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find somebody else looking for me, you can laugh about it, all right.
45:08
And the other side of that can also be true. If I go
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missing and I have not been found, and they go looking for somebody else
45:15
and they find me, you can laugh at that. I'm all for it,
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all right. Just want that out there and in the open. Oh
45:22
and one other thing I wanted to mention because I saw it earlier this week,
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the story about the YouTuber who is live streaming while under the influence running
45:31
over a pedestrian. I said it online, and I'm gonna say it in
45:35
here now. If that's how I go out, you better avenge me,
45:42
and at the and at the very least it better hit a million views.
45:45
Yeah, you better go viral. Yeah yeah, at least at least and
45:54
still avenge me. But I want at least a million views. There went
45:59
Dan h I was down and fight for that last punchline. Good. I
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made it all the way to the bottom and didn't find shit, all right.
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Thanks for hanging out with us inside the treehouse on a Friday. We
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appreciate it. We'll see you next time, right here inside the treehouse,
46:25
I see you