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139. Live from Legions Con 2025 · The Euro Legions Podcast

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My wallet is sobbing. I can hear it.
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I can hear it in the hall now. It is breaking down crying.
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It turns out that Attila the arrogant soul.
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And so he's got a fake hammer. Oh.
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A. Fake.
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Yeah. Whoa.
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As I say, Dick, which usually rich is late, yeah.
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I'm not late. I'm just, you know, I get there,
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right? What we can, I'll say get there
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when. You.
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Get. There.
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Yeah. Well, just to introduce.
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Myself, I'm John Coffin and the helicopter parent of this
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podcast. Like the annoying one that wants
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to interfere in everything that even.
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Doesn't need to be interfered in to.
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Be honest, such fearing that things is probably not the
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safest way to put things that he's done.
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Yeah, we'll get past that. I mean, I wrote this intro back
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in September for example, So let's see what's.
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You are. Yeah, absolutely.
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And we've got from Birmingham and England, Malcolm Kennedy.
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He's so laid back he'd hardly think he comes from the same.
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Place as love the Osborne. I was here for the perfect Gang
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gang show and this seemed to just drag me into.
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This and know what's going on and we got Richard Jones.
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I don't. Like the rest of you, but I'm
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feeling fishy. He's all the way from Wales
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originally, yeah. Where men are men, Yeah.
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And the sheep are nervous. They're terrible.
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It's only the men makes. Yeah, so.
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How's your day been, Rich? It's been all right.
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Yeah, absolutely amazing. I think Eric is actually in my
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head now, looking at that wave. Just everything I wanted really.
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Shark Man Lakens sorry to interrupt just while I'm doing
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the show. Tickets at the front.
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If you want to lay, please grab a ticket.
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Snacks at the back, firing no one.
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'S listening to you either, that's fine.
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One less thing to give away. Ben, could you grab the tickets
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and just hand back? So no, I'm knocking the table.
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Though, Oh, thank you. Thank you guys.
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Pay for it later, yeah. So.
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Can I just say, while I remember at this point the the reveal
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today proved that our info is actually correct, it turns out
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the vices were smuggled on the ship, so we didn't sell it.
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Here's a Dick. There's nobody.
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Anybody. Here is just a Dick.
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And pretty elemental trip here for all of us.
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No, no stress. No, it's going.
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To show much quicker because we've got nothing to talk about.
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I have to admit when there was the news on Sunday, the day the
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man flew in and they were saying how Newark was a shit show and
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it was just a nightmare and I was like good because me and
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John have suffered before so it's Mr but he came in fine so
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bollocks to him. Good luck yet now.
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As I said last week in our chat group, I don't care about going
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home. No, no, not my problem right
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now. And Malice still getting up at
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1st every morning despite the fact that he's came here to
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acclimatise. Last thing.
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Also going to bed last as well. Well, you know.
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I did fall asleep on the chair next to the bed last night,
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which probably isn't a good look.
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It was self-inflicted. What did I do?
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What you're not doing, John, that's the problem.
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Damn it. And that's why we pay him the
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money. Yeah, well, if some of you don't
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know our sleeping arrangements here, it's Rich in the bed on
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his own because he has invented a story that he punches in his
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sleep. So that gets him.
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Never seen someone sleep more peacefully than Rich.
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Apparently he's violent. I am very violent.
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I'm genuinely not making it up. I kick, punch.
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Yeah, you're. Going to be fighting the shark
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man tonight or man manta. Ray manta ray man tonight, yeah.
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Love it. It's one of those dreams where
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it starts off fighting and then it gets a little cosy, things
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start happening. Should we start playing like,
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you know, kind of romantic music and see what?
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Happens another reason people shouldn't share a bed with me.
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There's only one fish in the sea and it's for me, yeah.
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So other than that, we've got on time and we.
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We did intern. We did intern.
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It was awesome. We got the massive.
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Slot in all of that. Yeah, which was amazing.
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So apologies to all of you out there who didn't make it to
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intern, but. We also got the massive bonus of
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getting a legendary barbarian, so that'll be on the Jones 1234
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if anybody is interested in that.
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Just that sweet spot before trying to just catch somebody
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before they actually realise, you know.
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And yeah. And then it's been kind of
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getting more and more people over the last few days.
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I mean, the, the lobby was kind of 1/4 of the amount of people
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when I came the first night. Then last night it was kind of
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more like this even even a bit more, and I think tonight we're
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going to take the roof off the place.
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Absolutely. Really.
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No. We're going to continue.
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Curtis has the customising studio.
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I guess that'll be a little bit more laid back, Curtis, in terms
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of vibe kind. Of yeah, two hours of this
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painting printed up and studio provided a bunch of paints and
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and paintbrushes and, and we got a bunch of studio painters.
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That'll be there. Wow.
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So you got to check that out and then little nightcap of the
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Purple Gang gang. So can't imagine that much going
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on there. And we had the reveals this
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morning. We did they credible.
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I mean, I think I seat in the house because everyone was
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basically texting me saying what's rich reaction?
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What's rich reaction? So every reveal I just had my
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phone there from your face. I had a few people messaged me
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asking if I'm still alive. Yeah.
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So yeah. Curtis was disappointed I was
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because he said he was taking my spot should I die during the
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reveal. It's still still time.
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That's what he said, worryingly with like, you know, yeah, this
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sociopath look. And it's like, there's still
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time. There is still time.
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And then they really kind of started you off slow with the
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2.0. Yeah, good one.
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Yeah, A10 player. So yeah, still in your
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wheelhouse. Absolutely.
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And up updated so maybe won't fall over on the shelf, you
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never know. Fingers crossed.
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Yeah. Interesting, there might be a
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version one on the Jones 1234 soon.
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As well. Yeah.
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What did you think of her mouth? Delfina, it's all right.
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You're not. You're not a night.
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Person. She's probably the weakest one
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in the wave. Don't, don't tell the legions
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ladies that. Sorry, Legion.
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Now, to be fair, you are the one on that.
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You are the one on the podcast who probably likes most.
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It's. More that she gets Templar than
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she's female or anything like that.
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Yeah, I'm not that fussed by the Templars so.
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What's wrong with you in the room?
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And then we moved on to Mr Manta Ray.
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Yeah, this. Is where it got really exciting.
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Mobile. So we kind of knew when we heard
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that name, it was going to be it was going to be something good.
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I'm to ray shark. I was thinking whale of some
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sort. You're.
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Obsessed with boobs? Moobs moobs mam boobs for anyone
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who's. That's why I'm worried in the
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bed, you know, because I'm getting there.
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Maybe later, John, Maybe. Later, ever since I started to
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come to Leeds and Skan, I've started to expand.
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I don't know. Seriously.
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Not you. Manta ray shark mouth.
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Yeah, very cool, very cool. I did think that was possibly
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going to. Hang on.
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Hang on, man. Hang on, Pete.
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You're not going to take over the show no matter how close you
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sit. Just so we're clear on that.
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Yeah. OK.
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You got beautiful eyes. Did you get a ticket?
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Has anyone come in in the last 5-10 minutes that hasn't got a
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ticket? Anthony can sort you out if you
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have. Yeah, I can give.
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You a ticket. I mean, I think we we need to
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give a round of applause for all the people that help us get this
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stuff done. Anthony does all the printing
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for us. Today we had Matt Drake did the
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run for all the snacks. So after driving all the way
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this morning from Pittsburgh, he then took a detour.
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First we had Ben and TJ up here helping bring stuff up from
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downstairs. Always active on our discord and
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stuff as well. So great to have all these
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people here. We have awesome stickers this
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year designed by TJ. Yeah, those are amazing.
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Thank you, TJ. Free of charge to us, which is
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incredible as well. Infinity paid us because he's
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paid subscribers. So do.
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You know what the very best thing about?
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What a market. The stickers are, well, my face.
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Yeah, both. Yeah.
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Thank you. Appreciate it.
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Right. Yeah, but the manta ray guy, I
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mean. Did you think if I'm could get
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better from there? Well, I was hoping it'd be Shark
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Man to follow, so that was a disappointment, if I'm being
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brutally honest. But no, I didn't think he could
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get better. He's but.
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Maybe I'm basic, but like that is a kind of a shark man.
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It is sort. Of yeah do.
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You know a guy that has any shark heads?
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No, that would be. Suitable.
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Damn it. You're better seller than me.
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Yes. Just to confirm, there will be
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exclusive shark heads available at the your allegiance table
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Four. Yeah, they're not that
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interested, but it was amazing. I love the fact that they went
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with the full wings as well. Or whatever you call Onamantor.
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Yeah, that was very cool. You know, they, they didn't have
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to do that. They could've just put a head
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on. But that gave me.
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That and all the, you know, the clothing, be what it may, is all
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kind of stuff from the sea. It's kind of the organic.
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Yeah, the dried seagrass stuff and and that sort of thing, that
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was, that was very good. And the pattern on the back as
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well, again, that's a horseman thing.
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You know, you're not going to see the back of the wings, but
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they're pretty cool style. That's what they do.
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Absolutely. Yeah, what about the Horsemen
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logo? Oh, we didn't spoil that.
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Oh yeah, OK. OK, well we can start a
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conspiracy theory here. That sounds good.
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You heard it here first and then I was, you know, because you had
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such a big reaction to this one. I said OK, I'll film them for
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the next one. And then I saw it was a human
11:38
type character and I thought, oh, I'm just going to switch the
11:41
phone off now. But you had a pretty big
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reaction to that. I did well, it's it's Middle
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Eastern styled and I love that sort of armour, grishes armour,
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you know, some of the scapular stuff.
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So for me this is again a perfect figure in the way.
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Master of coins so he could run the job.
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I'm not sure he'd be. If he's anything like you, he'd
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be spending it more than. Yeah, no, I, I, I bankrupt
12:05
wherever it was if I yeah. But the guy in Game of Thrones,
12:08
we on, he bankrupts everything anyway.
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Yeah, Yeah. So, yeah, I think that works.
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Yeah. So he was even prosperous.
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Yeah, I think. And he looks suspiciously like
12:20
Zende, Yeah. Which is interesting as Zende
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comes from outside the mythos as well.
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So you know, now the enablers are going to be going on and on.
12:26
Yeah, another figure. Yeah.
12:28
Yeah, Xavier, this, saviour that.
12:30
Yeah. If only there was more bald,
12:33
beardy figures in the line. There is a distinct shortage of
12:36
those well. There's never going to be clean
12:39
shaven squares for me, you know. Now is this figure.
12:48
Yes, I love it when they sort of layer the clothes.
12:52
Fantastic. I mean, it's clear, yeah, in
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terms of I'm not getting displayed two different looks.
12:57
Yeah, I'm not so fussed about him without the without a cloth
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good son. He's just a, you know, a Legion
13:04
gildary type thing. But.
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It's almost like Gerard knows what he's doing in terms of.
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Well, it's the classic, you know, boss guy up front and the
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two guys inside. And then if you're really stupid
13:15
like you, it's like 6. I mean, there's still time and
13:19
it might change my mind on that, but I'll probably only need him
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in all his, you know? Yeah.
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Finery, yeah. Absolutely.
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Well, yeah and yeah, if you want to build your soft goods
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collection, get a few of him and he.
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Absolutely. It's not a bad show.
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Re repurposed the soft goods. In fact, they're the wings about
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the bird can be taken out and they're going to retrofit the
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other ones. So yeah, the widen wings as
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well. That's very cool.
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Very cool. And then we had the the imp guy
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and, and then they kind of took the the wind a little bit away
13:51
from Curtis and that he was, he's not the first imp anymore,
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you know, And crazy one for the Goblin fans.
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I mean, is did the Malignancy approve of this one?
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Yeah. Yeah.
14:07
You take what you can get. We have to.
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Mr Demon, Jason. And there's a statue of him out
14:16
in the hall. Yeah.
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If anyone hasn't seen the statue of him, I've looked downstairs.
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It's amazing. Not now, no.
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I mean, stay here. Stay here, eat salad cream, have
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fun. Run to the bathroom.
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Trevor, have you tried the salad cream?
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Oh, come on. Anthony can tell you how good it
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is. It's disgusting.
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You hush your mouth, Sir, is. There.
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Anything like brown? Sauce No.
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No. It's mayonnaise with vinegar,
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basically, yes, Yeah. So.
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Just expect. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Philistines. Try it, it's amazing.
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Actually, here's into the so anyone from the other side of
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Atlantic here shout just you too.
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That's us. There was more in our group
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yesterday. There's a couple of there we.
15:08
Go yeah, we had a nearly a whole group in the intern that was.
15:13
We did. Foreign Johnny Foreigners
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invading the country. I feel betrayed.
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Yeah, it seems. Like they didn't trust us to go
15:28
around by ourselves. Keep all The Dirty foreigners
15:31
together. We keep an eye on them.
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It's nice and easy make. Sure, you have your papers.
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You know, when I was coming, so because of what's going on with
15:42
New York, it's a lot of shortage of staff.
15:46
It seemed that the international flights weren't really affected
15:49
because that's going to cost a lot of money if you got to
15:51
cancel those and our flight was full.
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So it's pretty confident we're going to get to land.
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Got in early customs queue and this is sometimes kind of in the
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queue. Nobody there.
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So I walk up to the guy and he's like already here for and he
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said same every year you see it on my record and I come, I go to
16:07
this thing called legions con action figure collectors,
16:10
collection collector thing because Oh my God, you're a
16:13
collector. Oh, that's cool.
16:14
Welcome to America, Sir. Passport to go.
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And then and then just to buy with and then to declare it.
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I was like, no, I'm good. Ignore this case full of action
16:25
figures. Yeah, just just 100 painted
16:28
heads, but they're just, they're just for showing off.
16:31
So yeah, our, our library, they're gifts.
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Gifts. Yeah, we know.
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For the whole of America. We know a lot of people.
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We know a lot of people, Yeah. So Zinger.
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This little dude is proper evil. Yeah, you like that evil look?
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And to you? Like the gold?
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I do, actually, yeah. Oh, wouldn't have thought.
16:55
I'd like the, you know, they're a bunch of pirates themselves up
16:57
a bit. Yeah.
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So I like the look of the gold. Mallifer head does that do it
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feel? It's very cool.
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Yeah, it works really well with that repaint in that body, but
17:05
I'll be using the other one. Yeah, it's definitely the best
17:08
dim scale figure we've had so far.
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I don't agree with that. Yeah, then it's the little fox
17:20
guy and then somebody else. Sorry, Curtis.
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Well, there goes any super chats we ever get here.
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If we ever get to that level on YouTube, we're done for.
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And yeah, treasure chest. I love that can be repurposed
17:36
for multiple things. Treasure chest is brilliant.
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I'm not sure I'm a big fan of the gold bar.
17:40
I have to admit it looks weird, but.
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I think it's out of scale. Well, then I'd like it.
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Yeah. It's just, I don't know, it's
17:49
just a slightly different colour, cold, etcetera.
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But this is me being very picky. You're picky.
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Yeah, it's sometimes, Yeah, you got.
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A Fishman, What more do you? Want more?
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More Fishman? An army of shark men just
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swimming. Are you Pete McCarthy level
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picky when it comes to food? Oh Jesus, isn't it?
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No, I do eat some things you don't.
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Get to put salt on candy and tell me I'm picking.
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That's Swedish. That's just, that's just the
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Swedes don't blame us for that. Even we think that's weird, it
18:23
looks. Just like Sandy, they all look
18:38
the same, but Fairpoint and back in the days when they used to
18:40
have people come up to introduced the stuff, sorry,
18:44
Curtis again and Pete McCarthy was always the one that got to
18:49
introduce the accessory set because they knew that was like
18:52
a kind of a people's own out. So they so they needed some
18:57
entertainment. You know, that was his job.
19:00
But this is a pretty cool little accessory set with the.
19:03
The game very crafty by Gerard, you know, in that in as a Yeah,
19:06
you know, it's an exclusive. You have to buy this bit.
19:09
Do you think it's it's good marketing that he has us
19:12
thinking that basically he runs the line now or does he actually
19:15
run the line now? No.
19:21
No or yes? Depends.
19:22
Usually is Jeremy a Dunder? So I'm using my Len LaGuardia
19:25
impression no. Mal, you're going to use the
19:32
accessory pack. If, if and when I have more
19:38
room, yeah, I'll probably, you know, scatter it about the
19:41
shelf, which just had a bit of interest besides the figures.
19:45
I like all the little fish fish. Yeah, notice nearly every
19:48
character had a fish with. It and then some stairs.
19:50
They have all those fish in that I guess he has liquid resin or
19:53
something to make the water. Yeah, super cool.
19:55
The fish are really good on the lobster as well.
19:57
Yeah, it's really cool. Yeah.
19:59
And I love the the grappling hook flail.
20:01
I mean, that's just a cool weapon.
20:03
Yeah. We go Trevor with the amazing
20:07
pictures again. What was the most fun to to
20:10
photograph Trevor? Fun.
20:12
Yeah. Crab, crab.
20:20
Yeah, yeah. But I love Delphine.
20:25
Yeah, she's all right. It is.
20:30
It is cool we have all the soft goods templars now that we have
20:33
a female one to. Yeah, you're welcome.
20:37
Yeah, Yeah. That's.
20:37
The thing you mentioned yesterday where you said that
20:39
you, you'd said something and they took your advice, but you
20:42
couldn't tell us. I mean, we're keeping secrets
20:46
about hinge necks. That's, that's how we go.
20:52
The world will fall apart if we know.
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But the next we got a barbarian. No, we had a pirate.
21:04
I, I, to be honest, I, I think he's a brilliant figure, but the
21:06
one thing I'd change is like, I'd give him a dad bod.
21:08
You don't want him having the cut.
21:10
There's needs to be a bit of a belly.
21:11
You're just jealous. That's neither here nor there.
21:16
Next year, the fitness thing with Blake in the morning.
21:19
No, no, he's got an iron. Plate on his face, so every time
21:23
he bends over, he's kind of doing.
21:25
Some. That's a good point, Trevor,
21:26
actually. Yep, Yep.
21:29
Yeah, so I loved him. The new pants.
21:31
I just assumed there were soft goods and they mentioned.
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Yeah. So that I, yeah.
21:35
That's I mean as someone that paints, the soft goods are
21:41
great, but you can't really paint them.
21:43
We can, but not in the same way. And we may get these in a bunch
21:47
of different colours for the next toy.
21:50
Oh, we'll guarantee together, but you think you can see.
21:52
Eastern inspired figure obscures with these type of pants.
21:56
I would be very happy with that. Ninjas when?
21:58
Maybe not ninjas, but whatever those.
22:01
They're ninjas. Ninjas.
22:02
You'd actually Gary's with that as well.
22:04
There you go. Yeah.
22:06
He's a cool dude that. I mean the metal eye patch is
22:09
just badass. And the single pauldron again.
22:13
So do you think we'll get the match of that ever?
22:15
Probably not. Yeah, two we.
22:17
Will. Yeah, isn't it?
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I thought initially I thought it was the wind, a tree.
22:23
Oh, maybe yeah, yeah, He's my favourite, which is bonkers
22:28
considering everything, but he's I don't he feels like he's got
22:33
confession time. I like water world.
22:37
The Kevin Costner. Yeah, yeah.
22:39
It's a good film. Yeah, and he's got that vibe,
22:42
Mad Max, Water world, that sort of thing.
22:44
And no, I really, really like that.
22:46
Could be used in cosmic quite easily.
22:48
You could modify him a bit. So yeah, he.
22:52
Comes with. You could use that in COSMIC
22:54
quite easily. Yeah, all of it.
22:56
Absolutely right. Yeah, I really like those.
23:01
I love the masks. They're my favourite bit of the.
23:04
Winker Mask is almost like a Jason sort of look.
23:07
Sort of. You want a really terrifying
23:09
guy? Here you go.
23:10
Yeah. You can use that for lots of
23:12
different stuff if you don't want to use it on him.
23:15
And then the mermaid or or snake lady.
23:21
She will be a snake lady. Siren Opal scale.
23:27
There you go. Pretty good figure, yeah.
23:30
Love it. I wouldn't go that far, but she
23:35
yeah, it's a good figure. And then we got the surprise at
23:40
the end that it you can make a like a normal wire.
23:46
The scaly warrior. Yeah, so you can have female
23:49
ninions now, basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:53
She's really good there. I like female Thraxians,
23:55
whichever way you want to go. Oh yeah.
23:56
I like the fact they went different to the sort of
23:59
archetypal mermaid sort of. Look, if people want to do that,
24:01
that's fine. Yeah, it's good that they went a
24:03
bit different. Absolutely.
24:06
Yeah. Translucent past Ignali.
24:08
Yeah, I think she's great. If she's, you know, apart from
24:12
Delfina, it's pretty much A1 ABCD.
24:15
Jesus, here we go. She's a Yeah, she's she's.
24:20
One of the one BCD, Richard. This is giving me trauma now for
24:29
our end of year awards where Mal is just going to do 10.
24:33
He's top ten, top five. I haven't done any prep for.
24:37
It I was going to say we're right on the custom stuff
24:39
because you boys haven't the knee.
24:40
Prep works well by the sounds of it.
24:42
We have a lot of time in the airport on the way home.
24:45
Figure it out all. Out.
24:48
Hope the airport hotels are nice yeah she's cool again I mean we
24:56
got a lot of these type of figures last year yeah yeah in
24:59
the Rose rose it's cool to wait a mermaid but yeah to get a.
25:02
Yeah, and there's a little hint of darkness in the story as
25:05
well. So it's like, you know, she's
25:06
loyal to them. But yeah, so.
25:10
And they say then because you can pop on, say, the upper torso
25:13
of a female figure, that you can make more like, yeah,
25:16
traditional type of mermaid. So they're always thinking of us
25:20
somehow and how to extract money from us somehow.
25:26
Vedas did not expect at. All No, no.
25:28
Vedas Prime, which sounds like a transformer.
25:31
Vitas Frog roll. Out thought there was going to
25:36
be a crossover with Hasbro for Vitas Prime.
25:41
That's incredible. You know, I'm sorry, that was
25:44
really. And that's why my oldest new
25:46
impressions on the show, it's just like, Oh my God.
25:51
Oh, oh, he's he's prime, is clean shaven.
25:55
Yeah. He's had his head kicked in a
25:58
few times. For me, this was my least
26:00
favourite of the wave, I have to admit.
26:03
It was. It's a cool figure and you know,
26:05
it's Romanesque and I love all that sort of stuff, but it just
26:08
took a place that could have been a fish person place.
26:12
What they've done is great. I like the idea of the head
26:14
goes, you know, goes over the head and that sort of thing.
26:16
But yeah. But I guess, you know, there is
26:21
people that aren't as eclectic collector than you.
26:24
They're just creators that like they're not, they're going to
26:27
get as many possible armoury figures this time.
26:31
They're going to have shelves and shells.
26:33
Again, the horsemen know what they're doing, Yeah.
26:36
Doesn't always have to pander to you.
26:38
Just the second figure. Yeah, I was trying to get my
26:42
hand up there at the end because at the end of when Jeremy was
26:45
answering the questions to say, ask him why does he keep
26:49
pandering to Rich? But.
26:51
He missed me, so that's OK. Probably was for the best.
26:55
In Venice he owed me something after put me in the House of the
26:57
Noble Bay Group intern yesterday and taking such obvious evil
27:02
delights at doing it, he was virtually cackling.
27:06
Why not? I'd do the same to be honest.
27:10
Anything to make you suffer. So you got the sandals as well?
27:15
Did they fight in the sun with their sandals?
27:17
The Romans. I mean, you're history major.
27:20
I mean, it wasn't exactly sandals.
27:21
It wasn't like a trip to the beach.
27:22
It wasn't. The armoured boots, Yeah, it
27:24
wasn't armoured boots. OK.
27:26
And very cool. I mean the shield is awesome.
27:28
Bed roll. It's a little bed roll.
27:32
So he's a. Serious.
27:34
I was waiting for John. We'll do it now.
27:41
Unhelmeted heads. Pretty cool, yeah.
27:44
He's got a bit rubbish. I like, I like that he looks a
27:46
bit, you know, he looks like us after four days at Legions Con.
27:54
Don't know what you're already here.
27:55
I think he's awesome. I think he's very cool.
27:58
Really like the head sculpt. Yeah, I like the fact that the
28:00
helmet fits on and off. The head sculpt thing, that's a
28:02
really cool thing. And I like the fact they've done
28:05
that insert so you can make it like the more traditional
28:08
Mercurian helmets and used on another figure that's really,
28:12
really well thought out figure. Yeah, very clever.
28:15
Yeah, when I first saw the eyes through the helmet.
28:17
Oh my God, they've made them paint the eyes.
28:21
Then we got Walrus Mcquest. That's the reason I didn't buy
28:25
you anything. Spent all my money.
28:29
Great parenting tips. Yeah, he's my favourite.
28:33
He's my favourite as well, yeah, which I find I struggle.
28:36
I never thought I would have said that with a Fishman and a
28:39
crustacean in there, but he's my favourite, right?
28:41
He's brilliant just like Snap Tusk the the heft because he's
28:46
using that Ganesha body love the weapon is just fabulous figure
28:50
the creepy feet that combo freaked out at which can also be
28:55
used for shark people yeah in future I would hope.
28:58
That's what I thought when I saw him.
28:59
He's like, you could make a King Shark custom out of him to work
29:02
with his body shape the way it is so.
29:04
Yeah. Absolutely, yeah.
29:07
And yeah, they started off with Ganesha, but they kind only did
29:10
use the torso. Everything else seems to be new
29:13
on. I mean, yeah, OK, the ogre hands
29:15
I guess are existing. Well, I imagine they've had to
29:18
fill in the holes on the back because they don't think they're
29:20
being used for anything but. And you got to like a little
29:23
mini raft for shoulder pauldrons.
29:26
Love that. Another fish.
29:28
Another big fish. Another fish.
29:29
I love the fact they're all different colours too.
29:31
Yeah. It's like a very clever way of
29:33
doing it. Because when you read the story,
29:35
man, I was like, I wonder what these gore fish look like now we
29:39
know. To replace the ones when a new
29:42
tank when they die as well. Can't you put little plastic
29:44
ones in and? I'd know save you.
29:51
I don't know if they save money. Well, I mean, it doesn't cost a
29:54
lot to feed fish anyway, so yeah, but it would save you.
29:56
That's why they die. My fish are healthy by the way,
30:00
just to be clear. I mean if if Rich didn't collect
30:04
toys he would have like the entire wall of one side of his
30:08
house just a fish tank. Wouldn't.
30:09
Yeah, yeah. Where we've got our TV in the
30:11
family room. Family room sounds very grand.
30:13
It's it's tiny, but it's a it's a family room.
30:16
But there's a lovely, that house being an older house based on
30:19
wooden floorboards. So you can't buy big fish
30:21
tanking because you just go straight through them.
30:23
Sorry, I'm talking fish tanks. Apologies, everybody.
30:25
But we've got the the little extensions got a concrete base
30:28
and it's like 6 feet. So I can get a 5 foot fish tank
30:31
in there wonderfully. And I do keep nagging my wife
30:34
and she won't listen to me. No, it's more important.
30:36
We have a television there. We have pictures there.
30:38
It's like whatever. He's just afraid of her.
30:44
She's feisty, she's fabulous, but she's feisty.
30:47
Yeah, yeah. You're outnumbered at home, too.
30:51
Yeah, well, my daughter's a huge fan of sealed seals, so when
30:55
this guy came up, I sent a picture going.
30:57
Maybe she'd be interested in Mythic Legions.
30:58
Fine, he's not sealed, but it's close.
31:01
You never know, but I doubt it. She'd go.
31:04
Do you like it? Yeah.
31:08
Yeah, he's cool. The little kind of helmet
31:13
attachment, love the way they did that.
31:14
It's kind of they're leaning into that whole face plate thing
31:17
now we're where they can so they don't need to sculpt a whole new
31:20
head. And sometimes it's a bit
31:23
annoying, like the the, I don't know, Mike, it comes out these
31:27
kids things can. Now really help the way they're
31:30
designing them lately with those, you know.
31:32
Yeah, more bits I guess. Right.
31:36
And then we'll talk about the giant crab, and then we'll do
31:38
first of our little giveaways. So how about that?
31:40
Excellent. Crab was fine, so yeah, carry
31:42
on. Crab Crab was awesome.
31:47
You sound like someone that you know, just fresh out of Lobster
31:51
House or whatever. No, really really like the crab,
31:55
like the colours. Yeah, seen the picture first.
31:58
You have no idea of the scale. Really.
31:59
Do you? No, no, I mean, he's absolutely
32:01
enormous. Yeah.
32:02
I wish he was a bad guy though, rather than a good guy.
32:06
Use your imagination, yeah. Just get a pen and just draw a
32:09
little like Goatee. Then he could be his evil, evil,
32:12
evil, yeah. Twirly one, yeah.
32:17
And always, you know, got the parts for a clawful Yeah homage
32:21
at some point as well. 2000 X Clawful, Yeah, which is even
32:25
cooler because that's the best design of yeah Clawful in my
32:28
opinion. Bulwark.
32:30
Cool name. Yep.
32:31
Yep, no, with a lot of. Cues at the end just to walk,
32:37
just to make sure they don't impinge on any existing bulwark
32:41
figure might be out there smart and.
32:46
I love the description of him just smashing people off the
32:48
deck. So it's like my mother killing
32:50
and just bash bash. It's like.
32:53
And if he's not going to be hollow plastic like the trolls,
32:55
he is going to weigh a metric tonne.
32:58
Oh yeah, I mean, ridiculous, because Slog is already a chunk,
33:06
so we won't be buying multiples of him just for that reason.
33:14
Who'll be the first to fully repaint And that's that's going
33:17
to be the challenge. I'm not going to.
33:20
Need an airbrush for that and I don't have those abilities at
33:23
this point. Maybe spray can it might be
33:25
easier. Yeah.
33:28
Anyone's favourite figure? The last one, Bulwark, yeah.
33:33
A few hands, yeah. So quick straw poll.
33:38
You have to get good names. Find out who's.
33:40
So that's Bulwark, so auto band the Walrus all we got.
33:46
Or just the one? 1222 here and yeah yeah, 3-4.
33:51
Then we got Vedas prime get out the then the.
34:02
Oh, if you move here, Yeah. Oh, Ron likes him.
34:04
There's a shock. Yeah, some.
34:06
Some proper men there like an imp, Yeah.
34:10
And then OK, let's let's not embarrass someone but asking if
34:14
it's their if. It's a Diopak.
34:16
He's a Diopak. Any of his favourite?
34:19
No. OK, right.
34:19
Fair enough. The imp then it's in jar.
34:24
Yeah, OK, few, few. Stephie, you voted at least
34:27
twice. 1. A She's taking the man approach.
34:30
Yeah. And then even prosperous master
34:34
of coin. Oh.
34:37
Tumbleweed Moment Ode. Oh Oh well then that might be
34:41
the the one that gets rare in the end and gone to the wrong
34:46
time. Oh, she's getting wrong.
34:48
Amazing. Technical default Tina, anyone?
34:51
OK. Oh.
34:52
Now couple. And Mobu Mobu.
34:57
OK, good spread then. So they did good.
34:59
They did good. Some people didn't put their
35:01
hand up at all. Do they hate the whole way?
35:02
You didn't ask about the accessory, the diopak.
35:07
They didn't like the diopak. No, no.
35:11
Right. Anyone come here for a
35:13
conference that wasn't Legion's car?
35:20
Yeah. And we're that boring.
35:22
They think they're in the right place.
35:25
But coincidentally, at the end of the show, we will be selling
35:27
something that might sound suspicious, like a pyramid
35:29
scheme, but isn't. So yeah.
35:34
Right, Mal, you've got the tickets there.
35:36
Get one of the guys in the front row to pull one.
35:38
CJ hop up and grab a ticket and. Read it out.
35:45
When you do that, you've got microphones.
35:47
Oh yeah, I should probably do that, but you shouldn't know I
35:48
should. Professional here.
35:51
I'll just show #10 who is number 10, right?
35:57
Hang on, hang on, it's not that exciting.
36:00
Was was that Mike Casper? OK, let's redraw it everybody.
36:03
No. We all say we should inflict to
36:10
Rich's random on him as well then.
36:12
From this is a head from guy that printed in the Netherlands
36:17
that printed me a few of our heads and he said could he paint
36:21
one for giveaway. So his name is Ferry Schumann.
36:24
He goes under GI Joe underscore customs on Instagram.
36:29
And so that's a custom painted of the it's the guy with the
36:34
snakes and the mass. Yeah.
36:39
Enjoy buddy, right? Let's.
36:43
Unpainted versions of that will be for sale at Table 4, The Euro
36:46
Legions tomorrow. We have a good two, so let's do
36:49
another one there mouth. Oh, we did another one.
36:51
Yeah, PJ, give it. One so that's.
36:58
What that? Is I suppose you?
36:59
Thank you. That's all right.
37:00
How many Medicine, 4040? 4044. 040 There we go.
37:08
There we go. We've got another lucky winner.
37:17
Luckily, the European winner wasn't first because it would
37:19
have looked like a fix there. You go.
37:23
So that's a Novian lean head repainted by me.
37:26
Oh, very cool. Yeah, get your black light out.
37:28
It's psychedelic. Cheers, Congrats, it's very
37:31
cool. I brought one of them off John
37:34
Lashfield. OK, OK, we got a fun little bit.
37:39
So we wanted to kind of show people a little bit more about
37:43
our culture. Yeah, that's a high culture.
37:45
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, it's an old Downton
37:48
Abbey in the Queen. It's like just open that at a
37:51
random page and then pick one of the news articles for Mal to
37:54
read. Mal Mal.
37:57
So just open the page and then the British version of SO.
38:02
Pretty much. Pretty much so, yeah.
38:06
Yeah. Full right.
38:07
OK, Yeah. And these are, and these are all
38:10
genuine stories, aren't they, from the British press?
38:12
So thanks. Just so we're clear, yeah, high
38:13
quality news outlet. So this all.
38:20
This yeah, they they still have print do they the Europeans
38:23
still nutrient right. So false teeth for miracle dog.
38:28
I've not read this so I apologise.
38:29
Now an 11 month old pup has astonished vets by her
38:33
miraculous escape after a 70 foot plunge onto concrete.
38:38
But now Blue desperately needs doggy dentures to replace her
38:42
lost teeth. Whilst her mouth heals, the
38:44
mongrel has to eat scrambled eggs at a rate of 80 a week,
38:49
owner Chris Ward, of Cranford Heath, Bournemouth, said.
38:53
It's quite expensive. We're just glad she's alive.
38:57
Blue had bounded through the window of a fourth floor flat.
39:00
Vet said she probably passed out with fear, making her limp and
39:05
less likely to break any bones. The fall would have killed the
39:09
average human, added Mr Ward. OK, there you go.
39:14
There are better ones than that, Pete.
39:17
Come on, spot the other podcast sabotaging one straight away.
39:27
Jeremy, we've been plugging people by multiples of stuff,
39:29
just so you know. Yeah, we were.
39:31
Dating. Yeah, all right.
39:39
Want. To do some rich's randoms.
39:41
Yeah, let's do it. Am I just picking a person in
39:44
the crowd? Oh, yeah.
39:45
OK. Yeah.
39:47
Jesus, I don't know everybody's names.
39:49
We will. Wear.
39:52
Moves. No, sorry.
39:54
Oh, here we go. This one is Pete McCartney
39:56
actually Team Dusty or Team Steve?
40:02
I hate Steve. It's got to be Team Dusty does
40:07
it. My swag's going to be pretty
40:08
embarrassing if Dusty loses. And do we all know what that's
40:13
about? So we got we got some arm
40:16
wrestling. Yeah, some arm wrestling.
40:18
Tomorrow night my wife's going to Kill Me live show and it's
40:22
going to be absolutely on the show.
40:26
Awesome. Anyone else Rich?
40:28
Yeah, I'd ask Trevor the the Eric question again, but he
40:32
refused to answer last time, so. OK.
40:36
Does anyone look cultural, Ron Twining Ballet or opera?
40:44
Why? There we go.
40:50
Dancing and dresses. Thank you, Ron.
40:51
Go. Through the rules.
40:56
More Oh geez, OK. Another couple.
40:58
There, Kevin, who I met downstairs earlier.
41:00
Well, he's not that John. Where's he got you?
41:04
Got to pick someone that's here. I never, well, I, I saw him
41:07
earlier. I just got confused.
41:12
Kevin Boots. Go ahead.
41:13
Kevin Boots. Kevin, I'm going to say you'll
41:14
do. I don't mean that in a bad way.
41:15
Kevin What? What was your favourite reveal
41:19
today? Kevin The.
41:22
Crab Guy. The big crab guy.
41:26
He is awesome. All right, one more.
41:36
The house seals are still here, aren't they?
41:39
Oh, God damn it. OK, let's ask this anyway,
41:45
Curtis. Tomato pie or tomato die.
41:51
Tomato die. I'm going to take the. 2nd for
41:59
anyone that hasn't tried it, they will try to force tomato
42:02
pie as they call it on you, which is basically cold pizza
42:05
without any cheese. Don't, don't eat it pizza.
42:10
It's an abomination. I mean if you covered it with
42:12
salad cream you might just about get away.
42:14
Yeah exactly. You might just get away with it
42:15
then. But.
42:23
Every country has its salt on. Chocolate.
42:27
America more so than most. Let's look at Blake.
42:38
What are Star Wars ice? I brought the wrong glasses too,
42:41
so I'm looking like a real old man.
42:43
That's not the. Glasses with some brand.
42:50
Rich bought the most at the Horsemen yesterday.
42:54
It's just been recorded. Yeah.
42:56
No, I didn't. We all right?
42:57
Yes. I I spent 4 figures at the
43:00
Horsemen table yesterday. Brad, wake up.
43:10
Fantasy or sci-fi? Yeah, that's the Jones boys
43:20
having a good time later. Hey, here we go.
43:24
What about? What about Arnold?
43:45
OK, Yeah. You know what I was thinking
43:50
about that today? You know, I was I, I would love,
43:53
I don't know if it's a new race, but you guys remember the the
43:56
poacher from my Farley toys. Oh the elephant geezer love.
44:00
To see like an. Elephant.
44:02
He'd be good. He would be good, right?
44:07
Nate Strong H Eric Mays or Eric Treadway?
44:14
No. Trevor gets away with the Yes,
44:17
you don't. I need.
44:18
I need a pick. Wow.
44:31
Come back, come back. Is anyone feeling brave enough
44:33
to answer that one? No for.
44:36
Boy corn boy, go shout for corn boy.
44:38
Any tread away, fans? We're all tread away.
44:40
Fans. Well, yeah, I know.
44:41
Yeah. I didn't say tread away only
44:44
fans, Mal. I said tread only fans.
44:46
Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, what else we've got?
44:53
I apologise. I don't know everyone's names.
45:00
Jesus, I'm. I'm so terrible at this.
45:01
My apologies. Some numbers there.
45:04
And they're Dylan, an important one for you, Mao or John?
45:08
Oh, I can, yeah. I won't be offended.
45:15
John, I'll. I'll save you.
45:16
I'll save you the stress. Let's do a vote.
45:20
Hands. Hands up if it's Mao.
45:25
There's a good show in there. Hands up if it's John.
45:28
Some people hate. Some people hate both of you.
45:31
So this is brilliant. That means it's me.
45:33
So thanks, everybody. That's a good one.
45:39
Jamal. Jamal.
45:42
I mean, you love mouths reading, but you haven't.
45:45
You don't hear the mistakes because of me.
45:50
I told you. Yeah, OK, Elijah at the back.
46:00
If the horsemen could make one other licence, what would you
46:04
like to see? Oh yeah, yeah, Mal would love
46:14
that one too. There's never enough.
46:19
Never enough. All the weird ones, you know.
46:24
Yeah, yeah, all the. Yeah.
46:27
Yeah, Monty Mousse starts with the mutants.
46:29
Yeah. Oh, yeah, OK.
46:31
And for the next one, I'm going to need a show of hands.
46:33
Does everybody know what our exclusive heads are this year?
46:36
I can only ask this question to one of those people.
46:39
Josh. It's Josh, isn't it?
46:41
Yes, Yes. Your favourite legions, Euro
46:44
Legions head. Definitely.
46:47
The chow chow. The chow chow.
46:47
Awesome. If you got life Chow chow.
46:48
Real life chow chow. No, no.
46:51
No. My aunt had one.
46:53
When I was growing up, so nice, nice if.
46:56
You do a golden, then I'll be really happy.
46:59
There will be more next year and.
47:00
Then look forward to it. A show of hands.
47:02
Dogs or cats. So dogs, dogs.
47:06
Oh, that's overwhelming, Yeah. Well, at least you made the
47:08
right choice and what to do. Yeah, I'm with you John.
47:13
Nobody likes pussy in here. That's why they collect toys and
47:20
not in any. The sleeper shot he walked in.
47:24
I still haven't seen him, Pete and I've been everywhere.
47:27
Is he still asleep? Is he in a one of these
47:30
training? The lamest person in the.
47:35
Is he in one of these like oxygen tents or whatever they
47:38
they do? Yeah, like, like Ivan.
47:40
Yeah, I. Don't know.
47:42
Oh, Nate's back in Nate, Jeremy Gerard and Jeremy DeWitt.
47:50
Jeremy DeWitt. Hey, right.
47:59
Hold on, hold on. Yeah, OK.
48:01
Right, Curtis? Yeah.
48:03
We want you on the show. No, we don't, but OK.
48:07
So that. And this is how it begins.
48:13
We're moving after this. So for your customizers, well is
48:19
it? It's the Paint a Palooza event
48:22
put on by Dirk, who's taking over the world.
48:25
And yeah, 6:30 to 8:30 tonight. So in just a few hours, Dirk has
48:32
a really cool gladiator head that he's going to be giving
48:35
out. That'll be going with any of the
48:37
armoury figures that you want to build.
48:39
And we're going to have some of the painters from the studio
48:42
that'll be there to help people out, teach them how to paint.
48:47
And how's your how's your allegiance con been going?
48:53
Excellent. We adopted Mao for the first
48:55
couple of days. I am now in Akham.
48:58
Yeah, took him around town. Yeah, Just been hanging out,
49:03
having fun with everybody, and now we're at the part of the
49:05
schedule where Jeremy has every minute of my day scheduled.
49:09
To wear all. Nice, can't even go to the
49:10
bathroom. Appreciate.
49:11
That you came here and you had a nice little surprise yesterday,
49:17
the intern with the the bust. Yeah, they hit me with a double
49:20
gut punch with the name on the box and then the bust.
49:24
Yeah, so Jeremy might have made me tear up a little bit.
49:27
He's kind of a jerk. Love it.
49:33
You got a question for for Curtis?
49:35
No. What was your favourite figure
49:40
today, Curtis? The the M scale one.
49:43
The better one. The Delfino was pretty nice too.
49:46
Though Yeah, she's good, didn't she?
49:47
Yeah. And did you like the salad
49:50
cream? It's pizza crusts.
49:54
Maybe it tastes like the inside of a deviled egg, So.
49:58
We were not winning. Overheaded because it's not very
50:03
good. Whoa, right, you're out.
50:11
Marriage strife there just cuz you got your bag back with the
50:15
Jaffa Cakes in it, yeah. I missed out on those.
50:20
And you got the live show then to close out on Sunday.
50:22
We don't want to think about it being over.
50:23
But yeah, well, they. We're now extending to Monday.
50:27
Now we're all going to G's house to watch 3 amigos.
50:30
Right. Yeah, that's your party, a
50:32
compound. So if any of your flights don't
50:35
go out, come on over to G's house.
50:37
There we go. OK, Yeah.
50:39
Realty. Wow, that'll be that'll be a
50:41
tough explanation to Carrie and my wife Cindy.
50:46
Nah, be fine. We're watching movies with
50:48
Curtis. Yeah, although Jeez impressioned
50:50
me yesterday, which he kept on doing.
50:53
I was, I was a Cockney, which I wasn't impressed with.
50:55
So he's like Geesa and I'm not from London, dude.
50:58
I'm not from London. I.
51:02
Love it. OK, we'll let Pete up here.
51:04
Just a SEC. Thank you, Curtis.
51:07
Yes, thank. You.
51:11
I seriously have to follow the guy that got his name on a box
51:14
for never letting me post in the cabal.
51:20
It is proof they will literally put anyones name on that box.
51:23
He. Didn't say that when you got the
51:26
right to reply. I said it through yesterday.
51:29
At some point, like they're going to, there's no longer
51:31
going to be like windows. You're not going to be able to
51:32
see the figures because of all of the people that are
51:35
recognised on the box. You know, I think this figure's
51:38
sweet, but man, this person one day opened the door for Jeremy
51:41
Girard. Now she gets on the box.
51:44
It's making it easier to throw them out, no?
51:50
So how's it been for you? You, you're struggling.
51:54
You're struggling with the alcohol because of your
51:56
dramatic. I I had a rot.
51:59
Do we swear on this show fucking a riot last night?
52:04
And I'm walking around downstairs and I'm, I'm leaning
52:08
like I'm I was, I was teetering, if you will, and I couldn't
52:13
figure it out because I for the longest time, I know exactly how
52:16
to drink. I know the best version of Pete
52:20
and it's 4 to 5 double whiskeys on the rocks and I'm going to
52:23
sing my ass off. I'm going to shake my ass off
52:26
and I am going to wake up the next morning and feel like
52:28
1,000,000 bucks this new. This new Pete doesn't have
52:32
nearly the thermal protection he used.
52:34
To. And I was 2W sours in going
52:39
Jeremy, are we going to sleep in the same bath?
52:45
I managed, I managed to not shit the bed too awful bad on the
52:49
legions ladies. I was I was able to make it
52:51
through that. But no, it was, you know,
52:53
coming, coming in as one of those amazing experiences.
52:57
And we all you know, everybody starts to list.
52:59
We all talk about when we leave, we're on the way home and
53:01
everybody's immediately missing it Can't wait till next year.
53:03
Can't wait till next year. Everybody gets home, they settle
53:05
in and we go back to business as usual, right.
53:08
Cabal figures, chats, whatever, blah, blah, blah.
53:11
And then as legions cons approaching dates and then
53:15
hotels and then it and then that ramps all the way back up.
53:19
And I checked out of work like last Thursday.
53:22
I think I probably worked close to 40 hours and don't remember
53:24
any of it because all I could think about was come in
53:26
allegiance con to see everybody. And when you roll up on that
53:30
driveway in front of the hotel and it's you just start seeing
53:33
all the faces and it's nothing but and you hide to go, OK, I
53:37
got to stop hugging everybody. Just I got to get my shit out of
53:39
the fan. I can't park there.
53:41
It's just, it's absolutely awesome and it's the, you know,
53:43
so many people have referred to it as kind of like that
53:45
homecoming event and there just isn't a better way to describe
53:48
it. So it's all your fault.
53:50
It was all your warm welcomes that got me hammered so.
53:55
Yeah, because I was surprised. I came back from Internet and I
53:58
knew you were like only in since about 4:00 or so.
54:02
I was like, why is he like this driving?
54:04
Oh yeah, as soon as I started seeing jug handles I started
54:09
just sipping like I got to get get through this.
54:12
So very good. Well, are you full up tomorrow
54:15
night for the live show? Well, we are pretty close.
54:19
All of the Patreon, the paid subscribers have got their
54:22
seats. The usual suspects will be
54:23
there. There's room for a few more.
54:26
For those of you that don't know, it is a private event.
54:29
But all that means is we don't want you there.
54:32
If you don't know who we are, we don't want anybody on an amazing
54:36
week like this to stumble in. And then My wife is going to
54:39
kill me podcast, not be your cup of tea, because if we are not
54:42
your cup of tea, not only are you going to spit it out, you'll
54:45
probably choke. So if you know who we are and
54:48
you think that you would have a good time and you would enjoy
54:50
that, by all means, we would love to have you.
54:52
We just don't want anybody that's like, oh, I saw on the
54:55
schedule there's a podcast and they wander in because you're
54:58
not going to get Charming Mal reading about dogs eating
55:01
scrambled eggs. Notoriously, if we're talking
55:06
about dogs, it's Steven. And it's a hell of a lot worse
55:08
than good. If you know, you know so.
55:13
All right. Well, good luck with that.
55:15
Yeah. Awesome, are you?
55:18
Are you going to are you going to be the loud hailer at at
55:21
Leeds Con on the floor? I don't know, I I think Jeremy
55:24
might ask me, but he also didn't ask me on to the show to close
55:27
out G Con today, so we're kind of Tiffin.
55:31
Lover's tiff. It's a lover's tiff, though.
55:33
Yeah, I mean, I, I'll always love him and he'll always love
55:35
me. I just, you know, every, every,
55:36
every relationship has rough patches, right?
55:39
And so like and I are going through a welfare and white.
55:42
Now you know we'll. Figure it out.
55:44
Right, well go team Dusty. Go.
55:47
Oh hell, you ask? Go Team Dusty.
55:49
Yeah, we need to come up with a little song for that.
55:51
Oh, the only, the only thing that would make me the only
55:54
thing that would make me happier.
55:55
And this is where if you were on the fence about wanting to know
55:57
what the Maoist Can Come In podcast is about because you
55:59
didn't know, this next comment will specify how you feel like
56:03
the bone comes out of his arm. You know what I mean?
56:06
Like just blood sport, pow. Like, yeah, there it is.
56:10
That's supposed to be on the inside.
56:11
That's not right. That would make my day.
56:14
So you're going to be sober then so you can apply the the
56:17
medical. Help.
56:19
I'm I'm off the clock and I'm the whiskey.
56:22
So I think if you just run it under the tap, that'll do.
56:26
The one, the one I think one of the coolest things that I'm most
56:28
excited about for our show tomorrow night is our own Jeremy
56:31
DeWitt host. An amazing artist and amazing
56:35
musician is actually going to be.
56:37
We've done parody songs in the past and he plays them, and I
56:39
write stupid lyrics and try to make people laugh, and sometimes
56:42
it works, sometimes it doesn't, but he actually has.
56:45
If you've got Spotify, check it out, a band called Another Path,
56:47
and he's going to be performing an original song and I'm going
56:51
to attempt to sing that. It's going to be super cool to
56:54
see live because nobody's really ever seen that song performed
56:57
live. So that'll be kind of a cool,
56:59
special moment to celebrate the amazing artist that is Jeremy
57:02
DeWitt. Yeah, he's a proper musician.
57:04
He has a proper musician. He's one of these guys.
57:06
He hears a song and goes, Oh yeah, that's, that's, that's.
57:09
That fucking mental. He's he's.
57:13
All right, now that's too much swearing so.
57:16
Thank you, Pete. Right we on.
57:26
Big cheer for the Welsh people coming up.
57:29
Thank you. Thank you.
57:32
You can fuck off. Oh, now we can swear.
57:35
Yeah, I've had three sips of beer.
57:38
Yeah, the the leash is off. So not the thing they gave you
57:41
one halfway through. I know when we started this, oh,
57:45
not by myself, but after a little bit, John, somebody asked
57:49
John what makes a podcast work, and he's like 03 of us worked
57:51
really well. He's like, I'm the technical
57:52
expert, you know, I can do all that sort of stuff.
57:54
Mal's the nice guy. He gives good reviews.
57:57
And Rich is the prick and every podcast needs a prick.
57:59
So yeah, that's right, Pete. Isn't it?
58:02
He managed. To get 4 on one show.
58:06
What do we know? Right.
58:09
So this is Guillaun's first time allegiance Khan.
58:12
You might have seen him on our. Show over the over the years,
58:16
yeah. He presented us with these three
58:19
amazing costumes last night, so if you want to tell us a little
58:21
bit about those. Yeah, I have to try and find a
58:24
scruffy bearded dwarf. Rich.
58:25
Initially that was a challenge. So those of you that.
58:29
Don't know? You know that one.
58:30
Rich, don't explain that yesterday.
58:32
Well, we were in Nate Barche's session at the The Intern and it
58:35
was all going lovely. Nate's a lovely man.
58:37
It was going really well. And we started talking about
58:40
beards and Nate was like, Oh yeah, plenty.
58:42
You know, John hasn't got a beard.
58:43
That's unusual. But everyone else has got
58:44
beards. And then Rich is always scruffy.
58:46
I mean. That's that's unusual.
58:47
Why? Why do you just do that?
58:50
Just casual as anything, just a stray bullet caught rich so.
58:55
I was offended. And Rich will find any excuse to
58:59
be offended. Christ, I thrive on it.
59:03
A singular tier. So yeah, made the the figures in
59:08
off for John, but tried to encompass a bit few elements of
59:12
everyone. The wannabe wannabe vampire for
59:14
Rich, the Irish green for John and then?
59:19
A bit of everything. For Mal, the indecisive man.
59:21
So everything in there. So yeah, yeah, that was the idea
59:25
really. So I wanted to make something
59:27
for the guys. They've been so welcoming to me
59:30
in the shows that they've run not done and stuff and obviously
59:32
been a big helping us coming over to legions gone to see
59:35
everyone here so my wife Meg over there would enjoy every
59:40
second. So yeah, thanks to you guys for
59:43
making it possible so. Thank you for the amazing
59:46
customs dude. I said this yesterday, but it
59:48
was. An absolute pleasure.
59:49
Yeah, and I drove across the UK in the summer to on holidays.
59:54
We visited a number of places and then went over to Ireland,
59:58
but on the way back then I visited Guiana Megs and I think
1:00:02
you'd already said you were coming to leaders kind of that.
1:00:04
Stage, I think we committed by then, yeah, yeah.
1:00:06
But if not, I was going to try and convince you so.
1:00:09
That was easy it. Was the one day you came to our
1:00:11
hometown, Our hometowns not. It's a quiet place, about 4000
1:00:15
people roughly, and it's a town on a Monday that nothing's open.
1:00:19
So John had booked a meal in the castle.
1:00:21
We've got a castle in the town. For some reason there was a mix
1:00:24
up in dates so the rest of them was falling.
1:00:27
So we had to go to the darkest most depressing Chinese
1:00:30
restaurants. We were the only people there.
1:00:33
The tables had been collecting dust because no fucker goes in
1:00:36
the place and it was OK in the end.
1:00:39
The lady, like she, she just said, oh, takeaway.
1:00:41
And I was like, no, we went to table.
1:00:43
What? There's 25 tables in the back.
1:00:47
You know what you want to table? Yeah, I went online to book the
1:00:50
thing and I booked it for. Previous day.
1:00:53
The day you I was, I was going to say, yeah, when we said a
1:00:56
mixer, it wasn't a quick. Mixer was a fuck up wasn't it?
1:00:58
Wednesday and for Thursday but I actually booked it for that
1:01:01
night. And the worst is they never
1:01:02
called me and said where were you?
1:01:03
What are you doing? No clarification.
1:01:06
And they made zero effort to fit us in, which was a bit bizarre.
1:01:09
And there were a few. Empty tables there as well, so
1:01:12
yeah, so. But we had, we made the best of
1:01:14
it. We actually had a great time.
1:01:15
Yeah. Yeah, you.
1:01:16
Obviously looked like riff raff and they didn't want you there.
1:01:20
Maybe I need to grow a beard. Go be longer than Rich past the
1:01:24
scruffy stage. Does everyone know what Riff
1:01:26
Raff is? Yeah, that's right.
1:01:29
Does everyone know Trouble? Basically.
1:01:32
Rich basically, right. And you have some stuff at Mark.
1:01:38
Calvo's table 72 so I've got a bit of a slot to him tomorrow so
1:01:43
yeah I'll be selling some bits and bobs.
1:01:45
Nothing that looks like this. A few fire beard dwarves for
1:01:48
those that know what I make. So yeah, come down, have a chat
1:01:51
and see what I've got. So.
1:01:53
Excellent. Thanks, Queon.
1:01:54
Thank you. OK, let's give away some more
1:02:02
stuff. Yeah.
1:02:03
OK, this next one, this is a full custom.
1:02:07
OK, so this is the big one. This is proper.
1:02:09
There's still a bunch of heads to give away, so don't leave
1:02:14
when when this one's over. There's still.
1:02:18
That's how we're keeping you here, Bribing.
1:02:19
You. Where's the drum roll, John?
1:02:21
You're the sound. Guy Oh, give it out there.
1:02:31
It is 5252. Wow.
1:02:41
Well done. All right, hold on.
1:02:43
So there you go. So this head goes on there.
1:02:49
It's a pug. It's a full pug, Peter and Hold.
1:02:52
On hold on, you can take the. Bubble wrap as well if you want.
1:03:00
Repaints of the That's a acumen cake, that's his stick.
1:03:06
That was that stick was from Wolfkin Cooked Customs.
1:03:10
I think it was named in honour of Travis Bowles back in the
1:03:12
day, so. Yay.
1:03:16
And your your name is. Pat Brewer.
1:03:19
Congrats, Pat. Thank you.
1:03:20
Hold on, Pop. He does everything with it.
1:03:29
You know it's it's comforter when he's stressed and you know
1:03:32
when he needs to fight off Imps and stuff and dash dashons.
1:03:38
Dashons. Yeah, they're the evil sneaky
1:03:40
ones there's. Another couple I have I have a
1:03:42
few more heads to give away can. We get Mal to read a better
1:03:48
story in a minute as well. Yeah, we'll do that.
1:03:53
I can't remember what numbers. Give me the book a little, pick
1:03:55
a story. That's you found much money for
1:03:59
a kidney. 06, number six, that's our 6.
1:04:07
Do you want to look at you? Need to target.
1:04:10
Just pick one. John's John's given up.
1:04:19
That's another Novian lean. Novian lean repeated.
1:04:21
Yeah, welcome. Do another one there now.
1:04:27
Yeah, yeah. Go on.
1:04:28
Oh, we're doing another draw. Yeah, there we go.
1:04:35
Oh crikey #8. Hey, Paul, well done dude there.
1:04:45
You go help yourself for all. Yeah.
1:04:50
So there's stickers you. Can take the paper if you want,
1:04:52
eh? They're price tags.
1:04:54
Just take a head, yeah? Or have you got 4 the
1:05:04
anticipation? Look at that.
1:05:08
Oh, it's all right. It's a factory piece.
1:05:10
It's got hard. Oh, being lean.
1:05:12
So that's the one. That's the one with the open
1:05:14
mouth. So that's the only one with the
1:05:16
open mouth. Or so you go.
1:05:18
And it will glow in a black light, correct?
1:05:20
Yeah. OK, do another one now.
1:05:24
Fire number. Oh, there we go, 444444444 Must
1:05:34
be someone who's left. Someone's left 48 four 848.
1:05:45
OK, we're haemorrhaging people here.
1:05:47
There we go. Keep going, Mel. 45.
1:06:06
Just take one of those heads. Oh, she went to the whole box,
1:06:10
do you notice that? There you go.
1:06:17
What'd you get? Let's fit another Novian Lee.
1:06:21
Oh no, it's a shark. It's a shark head.
1:06:24
One of the shark men. Yeah, again, unpainted versions
1:06:31
available at the table tomorrow. Right.
1:06:34
One more than one more. Yep.
1:06:35
Do you know more #5? Have we got any thin purple John
1:06:47
there? You go.
1:06:54
So this is a repainted Sligor. Oh cool.
1:07:00
You're welcome. It does, yeah.
1:07:02
Oh, he's going to give it a live demo hold.
1:07:07
Hold. Hold it up a bit higher so
1:07:14
everyone can see. Oh, do it for the cue and if.
1:07:20
You want to have like this John? It's too late.
1:07:25
It's giving them all away. OK, just pick a random one.
1:07:33
Yeah, it could be fun. Hang on before we say the next
1:07:36
one, Nate be Greg or Joe Vasopola.
1:07:48
I have to say Greg, because I think he's the bigger of this
1:07:51
dude. This is true, yeah.
1:07:53
He'll take offence easier. Right.
1:07:58
Well, two seconds, Jonathan, at the back there, H Eric Mays or
1:08:02
Eric Treadaway. Eric.
1:08:06
Eric. OK, there we go.
1:08:10
You're all cowards. Right Mally, you're ready.
1:08:15
I farted, so I'll finish. There we go.
1:08:19
The mind hero Fred House House Go told last night how petrified
1:08:24
contestants break wind uncontrollably, controllably in
1:08:28
their dreaded Here we go. Been drinking.
1:08:30
It's going downhill, the chirpy taxi driver said.
1:08:33
Normally prim and proper brain, he's lost all control.
1:08:37
Once they sat in the spotlight. We found fame and fortune after
1:08:40
we win the BBC contest which celebrates its 300th show
1:08:44
tonight. Wow revealed the amazing secret
1:08:48
which even Magnus Magnusson has kept under wraps.
1:08:53
Now he now he's turned. I've I got the writing is really
1:08:58
small now, now, now he's turned, I farted.
1:09:01
So finish into a household phrase and unless you let RIP
1:09:06
with a massive under the sheet mega blaster which would blow
1:09:10
down the walls of Jericho, you can get away with it, said
1:09:14
Jovial Fred, 44 Fred, the most famous mastermind champion.
1:09:19
The 17 year history went eight years ago to become the first
1:09:23
working class hero to collect the coveted brain teaser trophy.
1:09:27
He became a top flight celebrity, rubbing shoulders
1:09:29
with the stars and presenting LW TS hit 6 O clock show.
1:09:33
There you go. Oh no, sorry, it carries on.
1:09:37
Oh jeez. It's like your best obelisk
1:09:40
Malik, go on forever. With Michael Aspel.
1:09:42
That was Eve hosted with Michael Aspel.
1:09:44
Sorry, this means nothing to all of no.
1:09:46
It's like I apologise. Yeah, yeah, even the Brits don't
1:09:49
know what's going on. Tits fart boobies.
1:09:51
There we go. Now he runs a lucrative tour
1:09:58
guide business, drives cabs and appears on radio and TV while
1:10:01
still reading up to five books a week.
1:10:03
And in an amazing foul mouthed outburst, here we go.
1:10:07
Fred shattered his calm brain box image by revealing his
1:10:10
hatred for passengers he picks up in his cab.
1:10:13
Some of them think that the second they step in, they've won
1:10:16
the bloody taxi he rented. The best thing to do with people
1:10:20
like that is to stick 2 thumbs down their throats.
1:10:24
Oh God, that's it. That's it, thankfully.
1:10:27
I'm really sorry, this segment sounded like a good idea when we
1:10:30
thought about it. That the Sunday sport is really,
1:10:35
really shit, right? It does have boobies.
1:10:40
What's what's the plan of attack for tomorrow then, Rich?
1:10:43
For me, yeah, it's to buy half the floor.
1:10:47
Tattoo there, right? What's the?
1:10:48
What's the first tables then? Oh.
1:10:50
I can't say that here because people might there.
1:10:54
No, because I actually want to buy stuff, so no.
1:10:56
Come on, they're all going to be in the line for whatever.
1:10:58
Yeah, my first table, because it's undoubtedly the best, would
1:11:01
be the Eurolegions podcast table.
1:11:04
Duke. Duke Designs is top of my list.
1:11:06
Right. What's he got?
1:11:07
I have no idea, but I'm always surprised.
1:11:10
Every year I'll go around oops. I've never seen anywhere else
1:11:12
and I painted it really well. So.
1:11:13
So that'll be my first port call, right?
1:11:16
And then I'm going to get something from Noah.
1:11:17
There's Noah in the room. He was at some .0.
1:11:20
Fuck Noah. I'm not getting Noah stuff
1:11:21
again. No, Noah Pratt, there's amazing
1:11:24
Caucasian skin tones. Definitely get something from
1:11:26
him. And then Eric Miller's got a
1:11:28
head that I've got on my own as well, so.
1:11:31
Very good. And you Mal?
1:11:36
I am probably going to hit up Eric Miller first because he has
1:11:39
a very specific head sculpt I'd like Noah's next to him, so
1:11:43
probably be Noah after that. And then head over to David
1:11:47
Williams as he's got some head sculpts I'd like so.
1:11:51
And any any inklings on the possible.
1:11:55
If they do it, see bonus secret figure.
1:11:59
Probably less than I had before. Yeah, the reveals.
1:12:03
I'm wondering if it might be. I've said this, it's not going
1:12:06
to be, but maybe the female legendary barbarian.
1:12:10
Oh. Save you money, rich.
1:12:13
Yeah, that's a pass. Sorry.
1:12:15
Everyone likes money. That's what it is, just misogyny
1:12:19
rather than yeah, yeah, yeah. Rather than he doesn't like the
1:12:23
little toy. Yeah.
1:12:25
I'm hoping it's a koi. Oh yeah.
1:12:28
I think Jeremy sort of sidestepped the question a bit
1:12:30
when he was asked that. So I wouldn't be at all
1:12:31
surprised if it's got like a a Thraxian body, so the scale body
1:12:35
and then a koi fish, no. Idea we were going when you.
1:12:37
Seen. This the moobs.
1:12:40
It's about the moobs. The female legendary barbarian
1:12:44
again. What about?
1:12:46
An imp? What if they've been tool in the
1:12:48
imp? That would be very.
1:12:51
Was supposed to be. The first one, they've already
1:12:53
done 2 on it, been working on it.
1:12:54
For a while, but if the. Valiant, isn't it?
1:12:56
Actually, then, then Trevor will be very upset that he's had to
1:13:00
photograph four or five Imps to keep falling over on him.
1:13:03
And they already had the factory parts.
1:13:07
I do hope that something like the Minion, if it is where it's
1:13:11
kind of really brand new, I mean a lot of.
1:13:14
Well, that's one. That's why I'm thinking your
1:13:16
point because the Nina was so LinkedIn last year.
1:13:18
So the so the reveals they're thinking it's going to be
1:13:20
something similar. Would be cool female.
1:13:22
Knight. Yeah.
1:13:24
Female. Could be that.
1:13:26
So now they've announced that body.
1:13:27
Yeah, that would that would make sense.
1:13:29
Because he did. Eric did seem to say it's like
1:13:31
the Valiant Knight a lot, didn't he?
1:13:33
So maybe, maybe. Right, I've got four more heads
1:13:37
to give away. Before we do that, can I ask
1:13:38
another random question? Yeah, You have just suddenly
1:13:40
thoughts of Darla Curtis Ackerman or Malcolm Ackerman.
1:13:43
She's Yeah, Curtis. OK, cool.
1:13:48
Got it. I'd even say Curt.
1:13:50
That's just habit, Darla. It's just habit, right?
1:13:54
Another number. Please, another number 58.
1:14:01
Here we go. No, that's OK.
1:14:06
This is going well. All right, 35. 35, No 30. 750550
1:14:25
There we go, there we go. Congrats, that's another new
1:14:39
lean. Anovian Lean.
1:14:49
Excellent. What's your name, Sir?
1:14:52
What's your name, Von? Congrats, Von.
1:14:55
Congrats. Right, Another one.
1:14:59
Right, another another number. Another number first.
1:15:02
Yeah, take that off. Never work with children,
1:15:13
animals or Mao. Well known phrase. 66 O 60
1:15:23
right. He's not here, Joe, So it's
1:15:24
yours. Yeah.
1:15:27
We wait, I still. Have a chance to win.
1:15:33
So this is another one from Fairy Printer.
1:15:36
It's a bird. Awesome.
1:15:38
Should I say something? Like.
1:15:39
Boy, what's this saying? Yeah.
1:15:41
Well, you can open up and tell people what it is.
1:15:43
He's just told to It's a bird. He said oh shit, sorry it's not
1:15:49
great. This is why we don't do live
1:15:51
stuff. Right 2 Two more miles, listen
1:15:54
to the show, and we can let people go.
1:15:56
Let my people go. We can go set up our table.
1:15:59
Oh shit, 34, three, 434. 34 anyone?
1:16:08
Doing my best bingo caller impression here.
1:16:11
I can't remember what the numbers are though 262626. 3.
1:16:21
Hang on, hang on a minute. One per person.
1:16:26
Here you go, there's another one.
1:16:28
Guess it it's not another. Novian League it is another
1:16:30
Novian. League.
1:16:33
There you go, cool iPhone. Right.
1:16:39
And one last one. One not Uno.
1:16:41
More 004 number four there. You go buddy it.
1:16:54
Can be high for that. Quick story from Mel.
1:16:56
Right. I know we can.
1:16:58
I never let people go. I picked a better one.
1:16:59
OK? I think it's cool.
1:17:01
I don't think it was the story the last one.
1:17:02
It's my reading of it This. Is more like the shit that the
1:17:05
British tabloids put out so. Giant sprout from outer space
1:17:09
ate my pal. A giant green sprout from Venus
1:17:15
turned killer when it beamed down onto milkman Dave Smith's
1:17:19
garden. For the violent vegetable from
1:17:21
outer space caused chaos in the Cabbage Patch, where Dave was
1:17:24
busy wedding in an extraterrestrial orgy of
1:17:28
destruction. Or sinister sprout gobbled its
1:17:30
way through a row of runner beans, trampled all over his
1:17:33
prized tomatoes, squashed his strawberry plants and flat and
1:17:38
marched all over his prized marrows.
1:17:41
Then the football sized space fiend launched a horrifying
1:17:44
attack on Dave's best mate. Steve Ji was terrified in
1:17:48
Wigington. Tamworth Staffs.
1:17:50
It's right down the road from me.
1:17:54
The pals had just moved into their new house and Dave was
1:17:57
clearing a wild, overgrown arc at the bottom of the garden.
1:18:02
Humming. Why is it just say, humming
1:18:05
randomly? I heard a rustling in the
1:18:07
undergrowth and when I turned around there was this giant
1:18:10
sprout jumping up and down like a space hopper, said Dave, 28.
1:18:15
On his fourth trip on. That's that's what we have in
1:18:18
the UK. OK, that's good.
1:18:25
Right. Yes, Jeremy.
1:18:28
Oh, look at this. Look at this.
1:18:31
Just for next year guys, this works really.
1:18:34
Well, yeah, feel free. To kiss our ass as much as you
1:18:38
love for. Mouth purple.
1:18:39
Horse bag translucent purple. Hold that mouth people see.
1:18:46
Nice, nice. And if you just said that bag
1:18:51
with with Brett, you can pop. The.
1:18:52
Blade off OK, it fits. In that might have.
1:18:54
To be pasted to me. I think it'll be old.
1:18:56
Yeah, for a little old. Atlas's naked blade.
1:19:06
Thank you, I guess. Stop waving the big pink.
1:19:09
Sword in the. Bag Bryfitis's glowing blade.
1:19:13
Oh, nice, a flop blade. Thank you, Jeremy.
1:19:17
Those are awesome. Thanks, Jeremy.
1:19:19
Thank you, legend. What would we do without just?
1:19:25
We'd be talking to ourself. This this seems a suitable
1:19:28
riches randoms for the end of the show too.
1:19:31
Can everyone agree this is the best wave ever?
1:19:33
Yeah. Anyone says no, fuck off that
1:19:37
was my go to thing. Right.
1:19:38
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1:20:09
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