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COLD CUTS: Jase's Affair · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hold Aky Offspring.
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  Speaker 2: There on the Radio Hold Archy Big Show this Tuesday evening.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Fellas, the next home match for the beans head Breakers.
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  Speaker 3: Yes it is happening in Mighty whitcattor it's going to
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  Speaker 3: be Wednesday, December third and Hamilton, which is next week.
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  Speaker 3: If you are keen to sit court side on the
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  Speaker 3: Hudacky backbone bench, you win three mates court side.
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  Speaker 4: As we said, you will get a backbone t shirt
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  Speaker 4: as well.
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  Speaker 3: Just get your phone out and text the word bench
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  Speaker 3: Hamilton to three four eight three, two separate words bench
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  Speaker 3: Hamilton to three four eight three.
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  Speaker 5: And you could win that bench in Hamilton.
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  Speaker 3: No you sorry, No you get to sit on the
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  Speaker 3: bench court side. Yeah, you don't win the bench. You
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  Speaker 3: don't get to take the bench home with you.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, this is.
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  Speaker 4: Breaking news, Fellas.
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  Speaker 3: A man was arrested for breaching the peace after an
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  Speaker 3: incident at the Insid Screen Awards on Friday night. Ah yeah, now, Mogi,
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  Speaker 3: Yes you were at the New Zealand Screen Awards. Did
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  Speaker 3: you see any middle aged men acting aggressively after hugging
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  Speaker 3: weight staff?
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  Speaker 7: No, I didn't. I'll be honest with you. I didn't
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  Speaker 7: see a lot of people hugging the weight staff. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: which is a random I think the weight staff for
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  Speaker 7: there to give you your food, as far as I understand,
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  Speaker 7: all drinks, and they were doing that. But they were
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  Speaker 7: bloody good drinks. They had a centro otago and it
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  Speaker 7: was so good that I felt like hugging the weight staff.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say, you know, if they're giving
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  Speaker 2: you the drinks, there would be a temptation to give
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  Speaker 2: them a hug out of appreciation.
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  Speaker 6: I mean I went for a high five.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 6: When your tipping comes in.
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  Speaker 4: You can tip them if forcing a hug on them.
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  Speaker 4: But I I didn't see anything of the sort.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Well, apparently there was a guest at the awards
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  Speaker 3: who hugged two hospitality staff females that were trying to
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  Speaker 3: work at the event. The incident took place inside the venue.
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  Speaker 3: The guests was then asked to leave, Security escorted them outside,
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  Speaker 3: and then the police arrested them outside the event. Apparently
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  Speaker 3: very aggressive male, it says here with massive bulgers and
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  Speaker 3: a hair hat.
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  Speaker 6: Or you're only there briefly, man, I was at you.
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  Speaker 2: Jason, Yeah, but I well, I mean I've got bulger
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  Speaker 2: is just not.
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  Speaker 5: That was a little part that was a joke, and
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't I don't have a here.
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  Speaker 3: I was joking pretending it was Mogu does have a
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  Speaker 3: hair hat and bol but it was just a made
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  Speaker 3: up part of the Yeah, but was it you though?
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  Speaker 6: What are you being?
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  Speaker 4: It was sheepish? When was this?
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  Speaker 6: It's Friday Night?
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  Speaker 3: Apparently at the Screen Awards because you were there, right,
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  Speaker 3: because one of your shows was up for a.
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  Speaker 6: Lot of awards, a lot of awards.
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  Speaker 5: What show was that.
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  Speaker 6: Was Broken Wood Mysteries? I won? I won a lot
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  Speaker 6: of awards a lot? Did it?
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  Speaker 3: You can imagine people that were there from Broken Wood
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  Speaker 3: with being quite a huggy mood.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, absolutely, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So what was it?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, obviously not, I'm not middle aged.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not yet.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, thank goodness. That's when you've had too much. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's drinking irresponsibly.
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  Speaker 6: It's not, which is.
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  Speaker 4: Not what we do.
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  Speaker 6: They're not Why name the Hurdiarchy?
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  Speaker 1: Big Show weekdays from four on radio Hold.
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  Speaker 5: Now we am there on the radio, Hold Yankey Big Show.
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  Speaker 4: This there's day ound you're good man.
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  Speaker 6: Find things.
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  Speaker 4: Why, I tell you what, I absolutely love it.
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  Speaker 7: We're eating trips in the break there. Jason is in
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  Speaker 7: a rush to finish off his moth and I just
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  Speaker 7: sit here and I watch him because I know it's
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  Speaker 7: never going to go smoothly. I think to myself, why
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  Speaker 7: isn't he having a glass of water? He does, and
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  Speaker 7: the next thing, you know, things that are kind of
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  Speaker 7: similar to English words coming out of his mouth, but
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  Speaker 7: not quite.
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  Speaker 6: I love it.
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  Speaker 5: What a scurrilous accusation.
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  Speaker 6: I won't have it. Pugs will clever it up. It'll
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  Speaker 6: be a new It'll be a new sting by the
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  Speaker 6: end of the day.
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  Speaker 3: Hey feelers. Just something that Jace brought up with me yesterday. Obviously,
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  Speaker 3: we played golf against the breakfast show. We played Ambrose.
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  Speaker 3: It was us too, Jason and I two winners. We
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  Speaker 3: went off ahead, played a game of golf, played a
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  Speaker 3: whole of golf, and then Jerry and I are in
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  Speaker 3: the winners set off behind us. So we were always separate. Now,
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  Speaker 3: the loser of this game, it was an Ambrose game,
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  Speaker 3: has to cover the final show of the year. For
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  Speaker 3: the other show, Jace, you said to me, are you
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  Speaker 3: convinced that the Breakfast Show didn't cheat because I'm not.
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  Speaker 6: Well, can I just say this, Mogie.
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  Speaker 2: There was no one following those guys saying like people
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  Speaker 2: occasionally popped over to them.
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  Speaker 4: Right, and I'd always ask him how are they going?
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  Speaker 4: And then They'll be, oh, we don't know.
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  Speaker 6: We'd have no idea.
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  Speaker 3: So who did your scoring? I did our scoring? Ok,
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  Speaker 3: and I also and the rules of Ambrose. We played
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  Speaker 3: just nine holes, but everyone in the four has to
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  Speaker 3: have one of their drives used, right, So besides those
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  Speaker 3: a little column I've put we used Toty Jays first,
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  Speaker 3: then we used Joe, one of the winners. Then we
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  Speaker 3: use forty Jays, then we used Kurt, then we use mine.
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  Speaker 3: To make sure that we'd all contributed. They don't have
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  Speaker 3: that on their card. Yeah, so we have no idea
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  Speaker 3: if all four of them actually drove last time they played,
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  Speaker 3: they broke that rule and also helped stain. Are we
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  Speaker 3: that they wrote down the right scores because it would
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  Speaker 3: have been very easy to cheat.
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  Speaker 4: And this is the other thing, Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: They themselves admitted that the two of them played terribly
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  Speaker 2: and that it was actually the winners that actually dragged
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  Speaker 2: them through so I'm not convinced, given that they haven't
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  Speaker 2: done the correct markings on the card there, that that's
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  Speaker 2: all legit.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Sure, But I mean similarly, you could say they could
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  Speaker 7: say the same thing about you.
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  Speaker 6: They don't know that you wrote down what was true.
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  Speaker 4: Would that be a good well, I mean yeah, we like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I know, but.
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  Speaker 6: They didn't know.
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  Speaker 7: You know, you could have because if you look at
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  Speaker 7: what your scores are, like three birdies. Yeah, in saying
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  Speaker 7: it's got, you're thinking of yourself, Well, Jesus, this looks
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  Speaker 7: like a lie. There's no way these dead beats of it,
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  Speaker 7: three under across nine.
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  Speaker 4: But there's four of us having a crack like, oh
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  Speaker 4: yeah we did say who teed off?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's none of that on their card. I think
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  Speaker 5: that's invalid.
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  Speaker 7: I guess the other thing that I just and then look,
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  Speaker 7: I'm just being devil's advocate.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 7: I love you guys on on your side. But this
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  Speaker 7: all steamed out of a conversation where Jace, you said, oh,
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  Speaker 7: I went home last night and I thought to myself,
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  Speaker 7: it came to me all of a sudden.
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  Speaker 6: Why didn't we cheat?
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  Speaker 4: Well exactly that was him admitting that we didn't cheat.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, absolutely, but yeah, yeah, that you wish that
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  Speaker 7: you had had.
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  Speaker 2: I think, look, I'm looking at the card now myself.
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  Speaker 5: I think this is invalid.
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  Speaker 2: I think this has been incorrectly scored, right, and I.
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  Speaker 5: Don't mean that they're fiddling with the numbers. They haven't
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  Speaker 5: correctly identified who played what.
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  Speaker 7: I would also point out one other thing, and I
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  Speaker 7: don't know if it's happened because I haven't looked at
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  Speaker 7: the scorecards. A scorecard is not valid if it hasn't
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  Speaker 7: been signed at the end of the round.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it has been signed. Ours hasn't been signed either.
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  Speaker 5: It has been signed.
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  Speaker 4: It has two So I was looking at their.
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  Speaker 5: There's no signature on this card.
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  Speaker 6: It's in valid.
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  Speaker 7: Even in the majors, it's not official until the scorecard
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  Speaker 7: has been signed in front of officials and handed over.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: And look, I want to cover Bricky, you know, I
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  Speaker 3: want to cover Bricky, but I can't do it if
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  Speaker 3: it's because of them cheating and also an invalid scorecard.
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  Speaker 6: Shocking bastards.
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  Speaker 1: The Hurdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 2: Billy Idol there on the radio ho Lnkey Big Show
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  Speaker 2: this Friday evening. It's I've been reflecting, actually, fellas, it's
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  Speaker 2: been quite a sexy show today. What with Keys's you know,
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  Speaker 2: him and his wife getting a message together.
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  Speaker 6: Well, that's he's getting a mess.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, she's getting a facial that's right.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And your new haircut and my new haircut.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I've been wearing this carter's cap. It's got a
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  Speaker 7: bit of a stain on the front of it. Don't
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  Speaker 7: know how that happened.
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  Speaker 5: Is that some tree sap?
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  Speaker 2: Something sexy happened to me yesterday and that was unexpected.
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  Speaker 2: As you know, we're looking for apartments at the moment
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  Speaker 2: to your wife, my wife and I to move out
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  Speaker 2: of our house and have a bit of city life,
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  Speaker 2: have a bit of a taste keep yeah, thank you.
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  Speaker 6: And anyway, we were going.
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  Speaker 2: To see a place yesterday and my wife said, look,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to be able to get home at all,
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  Speaker 2: so do you want to pick me up on the
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  Speaker 2: way And I said, yeah, okay, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 4: And why so she wasn't at home, she was at
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  Speaker 4: work or something.
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  Speaker 2: She was at work and saying she said, you picked
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  Speaker 2: me up? And I said where do you want to meet?
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  Speaker 2: And she said what about that car park by the
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  Speaker 2: cricket ground on the way there? And I knew what
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  Speaker 2: she was meaning, and new lind there you know your
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  Speaker 2: cricket ground, I know my cricket grounds. And I said, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's a good idea of ability to do that. So
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  Speaker 2: I arrived at the car park and I suddenly started
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  Speaker 2: feeling quite sixy.
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  Speaker 7: I'm being in a car park of a cricket cricket
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  Speaker 7: when you see that lay eyes on that.
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  Speaker 5: That was beautifully it was a good looking wicke at
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  Speaker 5: Green Top.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But I was feeling sixy for a slightly different reason,
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  Speaker 2: and that was this is almost you know, I'm meeting
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  Speaker 2: a woman in the car park.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, like a prostitute? Yeah, like a hooker. Is that
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  Speaker 4: what you're saying, like a woman of the night, Because
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  Speaker 4: that's what that's what I'm petraying.
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  Speaker 7: If you mean you go to a car park and
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  Speaker 7: then you sort of wind down the window and you're
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  Speaker 7: sort of.
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  Speaker 6: Like, is that what you mean up to?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? And then you sort of yeah, is that what
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  Speaker 4: you mean?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 4: Because that is that's what I.
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  Speaker 5: Like someone that maybe i'd been having a deliance with you.
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  Speaker 6: Another bit of yeah, like a hooker.
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  Speaker 4: Oh like are you saying like a fear?
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  Speaker 5: Like in a thank you?
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  Speaker 4: Keep all right?
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  Speaker 2: You know something that I've been You know, we've been
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  Speaker 2: telaving each other on the edges.
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  Speaker 6: I like Sandra from accounts here, like Sandra say.
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  Speaker 5: What as an example? As an example, and.
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  Speaker 4: With her husband, would you be quiet please?
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  Speaker 5: And then my wife turned up.
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  Speaker 6: Oh god, she caught you and Sandra.
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  Speaker 4: Seriously, Dave is a great guy.
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  Speaker 6: You're having a shocker. You're a shocking.
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  Speaker 4: Bastard, such a prick man at the prostituted the car
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  Speaker 4: park at the creeks.
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  Speaker 6: You must have a big car you please with that man.
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