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Hour 3 - Better Days Ahead? · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Ding Dong. It's our number three, our three, and we're
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Speaker 1: ready to go here. We start out on the Ben
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Speaker 1: Mathershield podcast on this Wednesday in the atl where Falcons
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Speaker 1: quarterback to what Tungabayla says his quote best football is
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Speaker 1: still ahead of him. Is this even in the realm
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Speaker 1: of possibilities at this particular point? And what's the signal
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Speaker 1: you're picking up from Max Crosby's name still being floated
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Speaker 1: on the NFL flea market the Raiders. Are they going
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Speaker 1: to actually trade Max Crosby and Odell Beckham back on
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Speaker 1: NFL team's radar, multiple reports claiming it's because of this
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Speaker 1: flag football game. Does that story hold any water? We
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Speaker 1: will discuss that and also the Queen of Hearts with
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Speaker 1: Lorraina and who knows what else all of it. Right now,
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Speaker 1: it's our number three on this hump day. It's all
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Speaker 1: about the tour. What yeah, well kind of welcome In
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Speaker 1: of the baseball season. So let's talk about a quarterback
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Speaker 1: that sucks that seems to make a lot of sensible.
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Speaker 1: Start out in Atlanta, where Tua tongue Iloa had his
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Speaker 1: welcoming press conference pep rally in the atl There Now,
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Speaker 1: Tua would not blame his departure from Miami on anyone
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Speaker 1: but himself. There are many quarterback apologists out there, So
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Speaker 1: it's not doos fault. It's the offensive line, it's the defense,
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Speaker 1: it's this guy, it's that guy TWOA is not doing that.
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Speaker 1: He said he didn't want to get too much in
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Speaker 1: depth with things that were going on. Well here's a
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Speaker 1: little taste just to prove I'm not lying. If you
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Speaker 1: didn't hear this, here is Tua being welcomed to Georgia
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Speaker 1: and talked about what went wrong in Miami. Was asked
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Speaker 1: about that with the Dolphins.
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Speaker 2: If you're looking at last year, my play wasn't up
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Speaker 2: to the standard of the way I've been playing football
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Speaker 2: the past three years since since the new contract. So
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Speaker 2: I just got to play better football. That that's That's
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Speaker 2: what that that really means.
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Speaker 1: There's no.
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Speaker 2: Other way to sugarcoat that or go around that.
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Speaker 1: All right? Is that a zoom call? It sounds like
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Speaker 1: somebody was typing. Somebody was definitely typing. Can you please
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Speaker 1: can the person who's typing on the zoom call the
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Speaker 1: jackwagon stop typing? Moron anyway? The if you didn't hear
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Speaker 1: the money quote the money quote Tua said, which is
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Speaker 1: bounced around the echo chamber, Tua tongue of by Lois said, quote,
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Speaker 1: my best football is still ahead of me. So that's
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Speaker 1: the quot what I want to play off of. That's
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Speaker 1: the jumping off point. Let us discuss the question. Falcons
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Speaker 1: quarterback to a tongue of Eyeloa saying that his quote
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Speaker 1: best football is still ahead of him? Is this even
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Speaker 1: in the realm of possibility? Is it even in the
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Speaker 1: realm of possibility? So I've got the Bible, hyenas, and cornhole,
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Speaker 1: three things that have never ever been tossed together until
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Speaker 1: right now, and we're gonna throw them together and we
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Speaker 1: are going to make a delicious soft pretzel fresh out
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Speaker 1: of the oven, from the birthplace of the modern soft
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Speaker 1: pretzel in Philadelphia. So, first of all, this does not
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Speaker 1: pass the malor sanity check. And it does not not
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Speaker 1: even close, not even close at all. Now you understand
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Speaker 1: what is two we're gonna do to us? Got to
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Speaker 1: come out here and say, you know, I'm the better
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Speaker 1: football's ahead of me. And you imagine he came out
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Speaker 1: I say, you know, I'm pretty mediocre, and I've been
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Speaker 1: mediocre my entire career. And that's it. Boys, I just
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Speaker 1: I suck. I can't say that, all right, So of
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Speaker 1: course he's gonna crack open the Bible. Not that Bible,
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Speaker 1: not the King James Bible. No no, no, no, no,
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Speaker 1: the Weasel Bible, the Bible of Weasels. Pop goes the
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Speaker 1: weasel yep, chapter three verse speak it into existence with
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Speaker 1: the magic of the weasel the weasel gods. Uh. Now,
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Speaker 1: as you know from listening to the Ben Mather Show,
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Speaker 1: the term best means as good as all the rest.
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Speaker 1: Every city I've gone to has the best pastrami sandwich
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Speaker 1: or the best pizza. You can even have the world's best.
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Speaker 1: You can have all that because the best is its
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Speaker 1: military grade. In this case, verbal camouflage is what it is. Right,
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Speaker 1: the best is ahead of me. I can always say
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Speaker 1: that because the best does not mean dominance. It doesn't
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Speaker 1: mean that you're elite. The best merely means you're as
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Speaker 1: good as all the rest in whatever pile of junk
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Speaker 1: you're talking about or you happen to be standing in.
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Speaker 1: And it's the participation trophy type phrase, I'm the best,
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Speaker 1: all right, congratulations. If you look at TUA and his
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Speaker 1: career right now, where he is today, not tomorrow, today,
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Speaker 1: it's essentially kind of there. You know the comps. If
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Speaker 1: you look at the comps like real estate, it's Elvis Gerbach.
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Speaker 1: Many people aren't even old enough to know who that is,
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Speaker 1: not Elvis Presley, although you'd rather have seen Elvis Presley
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Speaker 1: play quarterback than Elvis Gerbach. Blake Bortles are guys that
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Speaker 1: are contemporaries in terms of the production in their era
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Speaker 1: of the NFL sore. There is that, and so TUA
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Speaker 1: is occasionally functional, usually against lesser opponents, often forgettable against
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Speaker 1: better opponents, or if the weather's a little chili occasionally
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Speaker 1: a little spicy, but you're not going to build a
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Speaker 1: statue outside the stadium. You're not doing that. And so
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Speaker 1: when he says my best, when Tua says my best
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Speaker 1: is ahead, it just means more of the same that
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Speaker 1: the Falcons have changed the captain, and the captain is
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Speaker 1: the same, the production will be the same. The name
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Speaker 1: is different and it's a longer name, there's more letters
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Speaker 1: on that. It's essentially the same same guy. And it's
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Speaker 1: like going from medium vanilla to French vanilla. It's just
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Speaker 1: a slightly richer flavor. And that's that's about it. It's
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Speaker 1: just a little bit richer. The carton is about the
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Speaker 1: same same carton. So now is there a possibility could
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Speaker 1: to a level up? We believe in the multiverse, and
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Speaker 1: in the multiverse anything is possible. However, history says you
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Speaker 1: are what you are. Bold take you are what you are,
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Speaker 1: and right now, in this moment, we do the show today,
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Speaker 1: and in this moment, the quarterback Purgatory is tour he's in.
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Speaker 1: That's where he's living in a quarterback purgatory. He took
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Speaker 1: a one year prove it deal with Atlanta, and if
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Speaker 1: he's really good he'll go back to market. If he's bad,
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Speaker 1: he'll either stay in Atlanta or wait for someone to
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Speaker 1: get hurt and then have to go to training camp
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Speaker 1: and figure things out at that particular point. And so
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Speaker 1: he's he's again quarterback purgatory and he's got decent marketing.
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Speaker 1: Needs to do better obviously, be better on the field
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Speaker 1: for sure. Now, secondly to VVA Las Vegas, now we
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Speaker 1: have learned that the Raiders, the Raiders can continue to
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Speaker 1: get calls about Max Crosby. Max Trosby teams are checking
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Speaker 1: on his availability. He was already traded and psych headfake
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Speaker 1: Ravens tossed him back, returned him like an Amazon product
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Speaker 1: to go to an Amazon warehouse to be sold again
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Speaker 1: at pennies on the dollar, pennies on the dollar. So
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Speaker 1: team's checking in to see if they can acquire Max Crosby. However,
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Speaker 1: as of now, as of now, the Raiders asking price
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Speaker 1: remains in the heavens. So question, what does this latest
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Speaker 1: report signal? All right, what is the signal that you're
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Speaker 1: picking up from the latest Max Crosby chatter that his
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Speaker 1: name is still being floated by the Raiders in the
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Speaker 1: NFL flea market. So Max Crosby. Here's what I read
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Speaker 1: on this one. So Max Crosby's name is floating around
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Speaker 1: like a piece of driftwood out in the ocean that
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Speaker 1: will not sink, just kind of floating along. Well, that
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Speaker 1: came all the way from Japan to the West coast.
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Speaker 1: That's pretty wild. That's pretty crazy. So Max Crosby, he's
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Speaker 1: out there. It tells me two things. Here's what it
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Speaker 1: tells me, all right, And both of them are pathetic.
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Speaker 1: Both of these things are are pathetic. First of all,
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Speaker 1: it validates that we've had this belief and it's hot
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Speaker 1: take validation that the cheap o suspicion about the Ravens
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Speaker 1: is accurate. They punted because they grabbed the scissors to
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Speaker 1: play cut the coupons. It's a fun game. Let's cut
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Speaker 1: the coupons. And they got freaked out by trading all
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Speaker 1: those draft picks, and so they said, we can get
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Speaker 1: him back, get him back now, we'll get them back.
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Speaker 1: And so it's financially driven. That was why the Ravens
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Speaker 1: decided to punt on Max Crosby, not because he's you're
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Speaker 1: gonna fall apart. All these guys are hanging on by
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Speaker 1: a thread in the NFL. That's how it's done. And
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Speaker 1: you can always use the cap as an excuse and
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Speaker 1: all that stuff. They looked at the bill, they looked
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Speaker 1: at how much they were gonna have to give up,
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Speaker 1: and they ran for the hills. They ran for the hills.
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Speaker 1: And here's the Rubby. All right, here's the Rubby on
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Speaker 1: this one. So if Crosby is actually battered, beaten and broken, battered,
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Speaker 1: beaten and broken, as the whispers out of Baltimore say
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Speaker 1: he is, then why are multiple NFL teams playing foot
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Speaker 1: see with the Raiders to try to get Max Crosby.
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Speaker 1: These front offices, last I checked, they're not the smartest
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Speaker 1: people in the world, but they're not clueless either, Right,
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Speaker 1: They're not clueless. They have access to these same medical
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Speaker 1: charts the Ravens had access to. And the reason that
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Speaker 1: they haven't slammed the door shut is because that stuff
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Speaker 1: the Ravens were talking about. Well, Crosby's had some issues here,
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Speaker 1: He's going to play, he'll likely play a full season
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Speaker 1: and all that. My theory is the reason that this
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Speaker 1: is still getting out there is because Tom Brady, the
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Speaker 1: GM by proxy of the Raiders, is propping the door
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Speaker 1: open and realizes the smart money says, the Raiders are
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Speaker 1: the ones that toss this out. Somebody from the Raiders
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Speaker 1: trying to drum up some fatter offers, like you fatten
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Speaker 1: up a butterball turkey before Thanksgiving, and that's where we are,
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Speaker 1: and so you're trying to get bigger offers in here
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Speaker 1: for the Raiders and all that stuff. And the smart
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Speaker 1: money says the Raiders they were out there and saying, hey,
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Speaker 1: let's let's get this going. And we're not trying to
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Speaker 1: win games, so why would we keep the player. We're
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Speaker 1: just trying to survive. We're just trying to survive. That's it.
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Speaker 1: It's pointless. It's a pointless endeavor to keep Crosby when
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Speaker 1: you're not trying to win games. Why would you do that?
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Speaker 1: It doesn't make a lot of sense. So Crosby does
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Speaker 1: not want to be there for a trade, and he
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Speaker 1: was ready to move on, and he's ready to sing
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Speaker 1: the praises of the Ravens and all that, and then
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Speaker 1: he had to do the walk of shame back to
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Speaker 1: the facility. But by the time the Silver and Black
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Speaker 1: are actually relevant again, all right, By the time they're
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Speaker 1: actually relevant again, Max Crosby is going to be hosting
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Speaker 1: a podcast full time. He will be sipping an iced
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Speaker 1: tea and in a golf cart and then driving to
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Speaker 1: hit a ball on the seventh tea. Okay, so that's
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Speaker 1: likely into a pond. He'll hit the ball into a pond,
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Speaker 1: and that'll be that. You'll keep an eye on the
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Speaker 1: Cowboys and the teams like the Patriots and the Eagles.
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Speaker 1: Seems like that they're acting like opportunistic hyenas. Opportunistic hyenas
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Speaker 1: on a scavenger hunt out in the serengetti, just waiting
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Speaker 1: for the carcass to drop and they'll be all over it.
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Speaker 1: Yum yum to my tumb tumb all right now, final thought,
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Speaker 1: The flat is up, The flag is up. Another day,
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Speaker 1: another story about ob J as the report's continuing to
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Speaker 1: bounce around the sporting world that Odell Beckham Junior has
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Speaker 1: received renewed interest in recent days all because of the
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Speaker 1: fanatics flag football game where there were seven people who
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Speaker 1: weren't friends and family who attended the Tom Brady flag
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Speaker 1: football game, or so it appeared, so it appeared on television.
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Speaker 1: Oh b J, I said to be very impressive, and
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Speaker 1: I did not watch the flag football game because I'm
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Speaker 1: a grown up. However, I did see some highlights online
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Speaker 1: and there were a couple of nice plays by Odell Beckham.
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't get all horned up over that. So the
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Speaker 1: question Odell Beckham desperately trying to get back into the
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Speaker 1: league and he's now back on NFL team's radar because
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Speaker 1: of a flag football game. Does this little ditty does
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Speaker 1: this little ditty hold any water? Okay, so you're telling
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Speaker 1: me if this is true? The NFL executives, a couple
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Speaker 1: of them are suddenly interested because of a flag football game. Really, like,
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Speaker 1: what's next? You're going to evaluate a guy at the
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Speaker 1: family barbecue. He's like, hey, this guy was really good
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Speaker 1: at cornhole, Like really really good. We should put this
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Speaker 1: guy as a backup quarterback. Who says, no, okay, okay,
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Speaker 1: we like cornhole and will win the cornhole event. It'll
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Speaker 1: be great, you know, nice little cornhole toss way to go.
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Speaker 1: It's it's agent spin. That's what it's got, that vibe.
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Speaker 1: It's like agent spin. You feel me on that right
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Speaker 1: hook line and sinker planted to media dopes who just
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Speaker 1: eat that stuff up. Now, OBJ is still the name.
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Speaker 1: He's got the name and I know there's some nostalgic
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Speaker 1: giant fans like bring back, oh beat dre, bring him back,
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Speaker 1: bring him back, now, bring him back now. Of course,
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Speaker 1: that success, whatever success he had, was from a different era.
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Speaker 1: Do you realize that since twenty twenty two, which hard
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Speaker 1: to believe is four years ago. Since twenty twenty two,
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Speaker 1: Odell Beckham I believe, has played just twenty three games.
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Speaker 1: He's had constant injuries when he's been nothing more than
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Speaker 1: a decoy and not a good one, a stool pigeon.
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Speaker 1: Didn't even play in twenty twenty five, missed the entire year.
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Speaker 1: That's not a resume, per se, that is a clearance rack.
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Speaker 1: He also had a little airport incident. He's not a
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Speaker 1: friendly flyer, apparently not, and so trying to recreate that magic.
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Speaker 1: The last time Odell Beckham scared anybody was with the
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Speaker 1: Rams in the Super Bowl when he got hurt. That's it,
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Speaker 1: So don't hold your breath. We don't have any oxygen here,
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Speaker 1: so don't hold your breath. That was a lightning in
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Speaker 1: a bottle situation with the Rams. He literally rammed it
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Speaker 1: all day, rammed it all night. I just love the
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Speaker 1: logic though, the twisted pretzel logic on this. It's like, well,
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Speaker 1: Odell Beckham was pretty good. He was pretty good in
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Speaker 1: that flag football game. We should bring him in. It's like,
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Speaker 1: In the meantime, you can interact with the Real Show,
21:50
Speaker 1: which is going on right now at eight seven, seven
21:52
Speaker 1: ninety nine on Fox. Also on X at Ben Mahlor.
21:56
Speaker 1: That's at Ben Mahlor, say a little Loraina, FSR Tech
21:59
Speaker 1: Queen Emil, no talking and koobleloop at a Bronco fan.
22:04
Speaker 1: That's all Bronco fan. Your comments can and will be
22:10
Speaker 1: used against you in the court of sports radio, so
22:16
Speaker 1: please act according back to it. We go and we'll
22:21
Speaker 1: pay off the mallor riddle of Day. I just realized,
22:24
Speaker 1: I don't think we've done a newby Night in March.
22:28
Speaker 1: I know we did want in April and February. I
22:29
Speaker 1: don't have we done one in March. I don't think
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Speaker 1: we have. It's almost the month is almost Ober.
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Speaker 5: It's maybe did we very beginning only new callers?
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Speaker 1: I think we did. No, I was in late February. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: only we've done. So I think what we need to
22:46
Speaker 1: do is do I say tomorrow is a newby Night?
22:49
Speaker 1: Does anyone want not have tomorrow? Newby Night? Smells like
22:52
Speaker 1: a newby Knight? I mean, I'm saying like, if we
22:53
Speaker 1: don't do it tomorrow, there's only a couple of shows
22:55
Speaker 1: left this week, live shows. And then if you look
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Speaker 1: at the count under app out here and see what
23:01
Speaker 1: today is, the twenty fifth of March, as we're doing this,
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Speaker 1: and so I guess, well there are you know, we
23:08
Speaker 1: could technically do it early next week. We could do
23:11
Speaker 1: it early next week because March ends on Tuesday of
23:15
Speaker 1: next week, right, so I think we'll we can say,
23:20
Speaker 1: how about do it next week? How about that? Yeah? Deal?
23:23
Speaker 1: Although I'm thinking about it. I'll wait a minute here,
23:25
Speaker 1: I'm trying my schedule. There's some things coming up here.
23:29
Speaker 1: How about the final day of March. We can do
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Speaker 1: it the last day that Tuesday? Does that count Tuesday
23:34
Speaker 1: and Wednesday? Or is that that might not count? I
23:38
Speaker 1: don't know. To figure that out. In the meantime. Here's
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Speaker 1: the malor riddle of the day. Royals legend Salvador Perez
23:45
Speaker 1: celebrated Venezuela's World Cup World Baseball Classic, not World Cup
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Speaker 1: World Baseball Classic title with blank, with blank. That is
23:55
Speaker 1: the malor riddle of the day. Just play along with it, Okay,
23:59
Speaker 1: just I know it's a legitimate riddle. Just play along
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Speaker 1: with it. Andy in Lionel Lakes, Minnesota says he is
24:07
Speaker 1: Salvi Perez celebrated where they run to the border live moss.
24:11
Speaker 1: He said, what else do we have? Welcome to Woosta
24:15
Speaker 1: from mediocre kabuki. Bobby Keelin Pie. Bobby in Florida says,
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Speaker 1: a mountain of booger sugar. Okay, let's see yere Stevie
24:25
Speaker 1: Meatbaul says he celebrated with a with Ray Lewis and
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Speaker 1: a handgun. Fer dog says his two best friends Robbie
24:32
Speaker 1: the Mariner fan and Jared Fogel. When is Jared getting
24:36
Speaker 1: out of jail? Do we know when he's getting out
24:38
Speaker 1: of jail? He's I think he's been in a sea.
24:40
Speaker 1: Jared Fogel, let's see here he will be getting out. Oh,
24:47
Speaker 1: he's still got three more years, all right, So three
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Speaker 1: more years in the three that's it. Yeah, says His
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Speaker 1: earliest possible release date is March twenty fourth, twenty twenty nine. Yeah, kink.
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Speaker 1: And now you don't think we'll get out?
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Speaker 4: No?
25:02
Speaker 1: All right? Do some sandwich commercials? Now? What else do
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Speaker 1: we have? Tammy in Vegas says he celebrated with some
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Speaker 1: fountain swimming. I have not heard Tammy from our friend
25:14
Speaker 1: Mouthwash Mike in a while. I hope he's okay, Mouthwash,
25:17
Speaker 1: if you're out there listening, help us out. Call us
25:19
Speaker 1: in sometime. Impanadas from Late Night drug tester Vemmy in
25:25
Speaker 1: Minnesota said, Mickey Mouse and Barney the Purple Dinosaur. Okay.
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Speaker 1: Lady Sideburns says two words tickle fight. Okay. What else
25:35
Speaker 1: do we have? Craig says the answer to the riddle
25:39
Speaker 1: is Perez celebrated with Lorena's babushkas. Okay, the hanging out
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Speaker 1: with just a fun way to say, babushka. One of
25:45
Speaker 1: the great words out there, babushka? What else do we have?
25:48
Speaker 1: King Roy says he played cornhole with the Quadriplepig. What
25:53
Speaker 1: was it? The quad? And yeah, the guy he killed
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Speaker 1: somebody with no.
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Speaker 5: Shot shot them.
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Speaker 1: He has no arms or legs. No, Yeah, I have
26:05
Speaker 1: a lot to say about that. But I see.
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Speaker 5: The video of him shooting. He like he's really good
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Speaker 5: with guns. I'll send it to.
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Speaker 1: You, Okay. Like the mistake he made was posting those videos.
26:14
Speaker 1: If he had not posted those videos, like, no jury
26:17
Speaker 1: would convict him. Now he obviously I guess there were
26:19
Speaker 1: witnesses or whatever. But because the one problem when you
26:22
Speaker 1: don't have any limbs is it's hard to move a body. Uh,
26:27
Speaker 1: you can shoot somebody apparently, but you can't. That's like
26:30
Speaker 1: that guy's like the Jim Abbot of guns. With that. Yeah,
26:33
Speaker 1: he's better than Abbot had. You know, he had one
26:35
Speaker 1: arm and nobody knows who that is anymore. But he
26:37
Speaker 1: pitched for the Angels years ago, and he had he
26:40
Speaker 1: had one one arm and the other one not so much.
26:43
Speaker 1: But anyway, all right, what else do we have? Let's
26:45
Speaker 1: see here page now, Uh, Eileen says, Champipple is the answer.
26:54
Speaker 1: What else do we have? A team padicure session from
26:57
Speaker 1: Doug in Korea, a mass murder from courtesy Flusher Venezuela,
27:05
Speaker 1: fireworks from JT. The wing met where they got some
27:07
Speaker 1: really good fireworks there. Salsa dancing from Dante, Donkey Sausage
27:12
Speaker 1: just said they had a big orgy. I like the
27:13
Speaker 1: sausag all right. Olive oil from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota.
27:19
Speaker 1: Blue You Bluey from Filler Up Phil. What else do
27:23
Speaker 1: we have this year? A new package of dude wipes
27:25
Speaker 1: from Johnny Q. We got to keep getting those dude
27:29
Speaker 1: wipe spots in here. People love the dude wipes, the
27:31
Speaker 1: boys love them. Celebrated with a sum of weed Man
27:35
Speaker 1: stash that's from Timmy and Busco Indiana. Bungee jumping from
27:39
Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun in Boston, and all right, Lorraina, here's
27:45
Speaker 1: the riddle one more time. Royals legend Salvador Perez celebrating
27:50
Speaker 1: Venezuela's World Baseball Classic upset win with blank.
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Speaker 5: A confetti bunt cake.
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Speaker 1: He confetti bunt cake, that is wrong. He celebrated with
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Speaker 1: a giant tattoo on his left thigh that took like
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Speaker 1: four hours, which doesn't seem that long to me, because
28:09
Speaker 1: some of these guys spend all day getting tattoos. Like
28:12
Speaker 1: I'm not like that tattoo guy, but I've people I
28:15
Speaker 1: know that are into tattoos, like some of these people
28:17
Speaker 1: who spend multiple days getting tattoos and they have like
28:20
Speaker 1: multiple tattoo artists and the whole thing. And yeah, how long?
28:24
Speaker 1: How long are your tattoos? Lorine? How long did it
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Speaker 1: take for you to get the tattoos?
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Speaker 3: Oh?
28:28
Speaker 5: Gosh, they all bury in time, some of them. The
28:30
Speaker 5: shortest fifteen minutes. My longest one was probably two hours
28:33
Speaker 5: for my spine.
28:34
Speaker 1: Oh that's it. Two hours. Oh that's not too bad
28:36
Speaker 1: for my roses. Okay, well I didn't know what I
28:39
Speaker 1: don't know what tattoos you got, but I got you.
28:41
Speaker 1: All right. Let's why don't we get to the game
28:44
Speaker 1: right now so we have enough time for everything? Yes, right, it's.
28:48
Speaker 3: Ben Mallard game.
28:49
Speaker 1: We've endured too many of these? Is it too much
28:52
Speaker 1: or not enough? Okay, let's play the game. We go
28:55
Speaker 1: to the Twin Cities and we say hello in Saint Paul,
28:59
Speaker 1: the capitol of Minnesota, all those bureaucrats hang out, and
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Speaker 1: we say hello to Jimmy, Hello, Jimmy, welcome.
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Speaker 5: What's up then?
29:08
Speaker 3: And the crew?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, theys for having me listen to you every morning
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Speaker 6: and give me to my morning workoffs.
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Speaker 1: Man, Well, thank you Are you sound like you're working
29:18
Speaker 1: out right now? Sounds like you're the gym.
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Speaker 6: I'm jogging on my way home, go to work.
29:23
Speaker 1: To m jogged back. All right, what's the Is it
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Speaker 1: warmed up yet? Is it warm there? Or no? Seventy?
29:31
Speaker 1: Oh that's a come on, that's uh your seventies, that's March. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: you're ready to go?
29:37
Speaker 3: Man?
29:37
Speaker 1: All right? Yeah, all right, well, good luck, Jimmy. Here
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Speaker 1: we that's right. All right, here we go, Jimmy. Who's
29:45
Speaker 1: jogging around Saint Paul. It's going to be seventy degrees today,
29:48
Speaker 1: beautiful chamber of commerce day. A few places more beautiful
29:53
Speaker 1: on a nice weather day than in the Twin Cities.
29:55
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, Jimmy. Nikola Jokic currently leads
29:58
Speaker 1: the NBA in re he bounds in March. He has
30:02
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty one hundred and fifty. Is that
30:05
Speaker 1: too much or not enough?
30:08
Speaker 6: That's not enough?
30:13
Speaker 1: All right?
30:14
Speaker 5: That is correct, And that is your first warning. If
30:17
Speaker 5: you cuss again on the air, you don't win.
30:18
Speaker 1: Okay, calm down, Yes that was that was a subtle cuss,
30:22
Speaker 1: but it's still a cuss.
30:23
Speaker 6: I think you heard it. I did not think you Yeah,
30:25
Speaker 6: I heard it.
30:26
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think we should be allowed to use
30:28
Speaker 1: that word. Unfortunately, for some reason, Yeah on cable. The
30:34
Speaker 1: problems were on the We're not we're on like the
30:36
Speaker 1: regular airways. We were just on satellite it would be
30:39
Speaker 1: fare All right, here we go. The answer was not enough.
30:42
Speaker 1: Yolks leads the league with one hundred and sixty seven
30:44
Speaker 1: rebounds in March. He also leads the league and assists
30:47
Speaker 1: in the month of March. All right, Question number two,
30:50
Speaker 1: The Big Ten has five wins by twenty or more
30:54
Speaker 1: points in this year's nc double A men's basketball tournament.
30:58
Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough?
31:01
Speaker 6: That is too much?
31:03
Speaker 1: Let's find out. No, not enough. Big ten has seven
31:08
Speaker 1: wins by twenty or more. Jimmy, almost here in Big
31:13
Speaker 1: ten Country. I guess the whole country is Big ten
31:16
Speaker 1: Country at this point anyway, already the most by a
31:18
Speaker 1: single conference in a single NCAA tournament all time. Of course,
31:22
Speaker 1: these conferences are ridiculously large.
31:24
Speaker 6: Now record, Yeah, all right?
31:26
Speaker 1: Question number three. You're one and one. You gotta get
31:28
Speaker 1: two more? Right to win? Jimmy, here we go. Give
31:30
Speaker 1: you a golden ticket. You get two more? Right, Cooper flag,
31:33
Speaker 1: I gotta say that name carefully. Has ten thirty point
31:36
Speaker 1: games as a rookie for the mav Recks. Is that
31:39
Speaker 1: too much or not enough?
31:44
Speaker 6: Not enough?
31:45
Speaker 1: He says, not enough. Let's find out as Jimmy right now,
31:49
Speaker 1: he has eight thirty eight thirty point games as a rookie,
31:53
Speaker 1: the same amount that Lukka had Houkah Luca back in
31:58
Speaker 1: the deck. You suck. Well, it's not over. It's not
32:02
Speaker 1: over yet, Jimmy, you're not doing very good. It's not
32:03
Speaker 1: over yet. So you got to get these last two, right, Okay,
32:08
Speaker 1: you can do it. You can do it.
32:12
Speaker 6: I got it.
32:13
Speaker 1: Now here we go. Levante David, you know who that is?
32:19
Speaker 6: Yeah, no you don't.
32:21
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe no chance, he said, yeah, all right. Lavonte
32:25
Speaker 1: David announced his retirement on Tuesday. He is one of
32:31
Speaker 1: four players in the NFL to have a thousand plus tackles,
32:35
Speaker 1: forty plus sacks, and thirty five plus takeaways over the
32:39
Speaker 1: last thirty seasons. Is that too much or not enough
32:42
Speaker 1: one of four players?
32:47
Speaker 6: Too much?
32:48
Speaker 1: Says too much? That is right, look at you one
32:52
Speaker 1: of the only Yeah, I also said it a couple
32:55
Speaker 1: of hours ago. All right, all right, very good. So
32:58
Speaker 1: one of the three plays Joss, Ray Lewis and Ryan Erlacker.
33:01
Speaker 1: Comes down to this, Jimmy, Jimmy's jogging around Saint Paul.
33:05
Speaker 1: Right now here we go question number five. You will
33:09
Speaker 1: either win or lose on this question. Then we have
33:11
Speaker 1: the Queen of Hearts with Lorena and you can start
33:15
Speaker 1: calling for that at eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox.
33:18
Speaker 1: A lot of ambient noise. Here we go, Jimmy. There
33:21
Speaker 1: are now seven wide receivers being paid thirty million or
33:26
Speaker 1: more average annual value in their contracts. There are now
33:32
Speaker 1: seven NFL wide receivers being paid thirty million dollars in
33:35
Speaker 1: more on average annual value. Is that too much or
33:38
Speaker 1: not enough?
33:40
Speaker 6: Let's take say not enough?
33:43
Speaker 1: Okay, let's find out does he win and lose? That's
33:48
Speaker 1: a what not enough? There are nine nine nine nine.
33:54
Speaker 1: You gotta go on the tags on Well, congratulations Jimmy.
34:02
Speaker 1: You can either use that or give that to somebody
34:04
Speaker 1: else who you like to have them call. But you
34:06
Speaker 1: are a winner. Thank you so much, Jimmy, safe travels
34:09
Speaker 1: around the mean streets there in Saint Paul. Thank you, sir,
34:12
Speaker 1: brother Ron, all right, there you go, a little brother Ron,
34:15
Speaker 1: Your brother's a winner, your big your big brother's a winner.
34:18
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34:22
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35:58
Speaker 5: You heard the man, It's time for love of Here
36:00
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36:02
Speaker 1: What do we got today?
36:03
Speaker 3: Ben? Oh?
36:06
Speaker 1: You want questions? Is that what you're looking at?
36:08
Speaker 5: Well, I was gonna I was gonna give some advice.
36:10
Speaker 1: You know your word? Do you have any unsolicited advice
36:13
Speaker 1: that you would like to give out to?
36:14
Speaker 3: Yeah?
36:14
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I just had.
36:16
Speaker 5: I've had a lot of men, potential suitors who meet
36:21
Speaker 5: me one day and they're like, what are your intentions
36:23
Speaker 5: with me?
36:24
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't even know you. Slow your horses
36:27
Speaker 1: answers right now?
36:28
Speaker 5: I don't got answer?
36:29
Speaker 1: All right, I got you? All right, Let's see what
36:32
Speaker 1: do we got. Nobody has patience. It's you know, it's
36:36
Speaker 1: twenty twenty six. I think I think it's twenty twenty six.
36:39
Speaker 1: I here's some questions. Lorena Andy in Lionel Lakes, Minnesota says,
36:43
Speaker 1: Hey Lorena, Hey Loraina. So I think fetishes can be
36:47
Speaker 1: healthy for a relationship. For example, I like to watch
36:51
Speaker 1: my girlfriend cook dinner, clean the entire house, and with
36:55
Speaker 1: spring coming up, there's all kinds of yardwork to do.
36:58
Speaker 1: Do I need therapy?
36:59
Speaker 3: No?
37:00
Speaker 5: You know what, I really enjoy that you are. I
37:04
Speaker 5: like how you're putting it, at least because if I
37:06
Speaker 5: was your woman, I'd be like, let's play with this.
37:08
Speaker 5: Let me put on a made outfit, like you could
37:10
Speaker 5: really have fun with your kinks, you know what I'm
37:12
Speaker 5: talking about.
37:12
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he doesn't want to do any physically.
37:15
Speaker 1: He just wants to watch their colok and clean.
37:18
Speaker 5: I mean, you could say that, but he's still making
37:20
Speaker 5: it a dual activity like she may be doing it,
37:23
Speaker 5: but he's.
37:24
Speaker 1: Enjoying the eating with popcorn like a bucket of popcorn.
37:28
Speaker 1: And you missed you got a dust over there, honey,
37:31
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
37:33
Speaker 5: Can you bend down under the counter.
37:34
Speaker 1: One more time?
37:35
Speaker 3: Please?
37:36
Speaker 1: All right? Ferg Dog says, do women like guys who
37:39
Speaker 1: are cool under pressure like Ben was when his tire
37:43
Speaker 1: burst into flames on the way to the World Series.
37:46
Speaker 5: Fact, Yes, being under pressure is so attractive. That means
37:51
Speaker 5: you can regulate your emotions even in stressful times. And
37:55
Speaker 5: as a woman, we want to feel like our men
37:58
Speaker 5: can handle those types of scenarios.
38:00
Speaker 1: I think it is very JT. The wingman from Severville, Tennessee,
38:04
Speaker 1: not Knoxville. Severville, Tennessee, says what is the best food
38:08
Speaker 1: item to introduce into the bedroom, and then he listed
38:11
Speaker 1: a bunch of food items that appear to look like phalluses.
38:14
Speaker 5: All right, oh interesting, Okay, Well, when I think of
38:17
Speaker 5: food in the bedroom, I think of like, you know,
38:20
Speaker 5: sexy eats like strawberries and whipped cream.
38:23
Speaker 1: There was one time a guy wan ice cream.
38:26
Speaker 5: Ice cream could also be a.
38:28
Speaker 1: Fun summertime to melt.
38:34
Speaker 5: The melting is the fun part.
38:35
Speaker 1: Oh hello, all right, let's go to the phones. It's
38:39
Speaker 1: like Russian Roulette. When we talked to blind Sophie, which
38:43
Speaker 1: personality we can get nice blind Sophie, angry, blind Sophie, flirty,
38:48
Speaker 1: blind Sophie, will blind Sophie morph back into blind Scott.
38:51
Speaker 1: Nobody ever knows but blind Sophie. Hello, blind Sophie. Welcome.
38:57
Speaker 1: Oh I got to turn her MinC. Yeah, there you go,
39:00
Speaker 1: Hello blind.
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Speaker 6: So I think I think I might move to Jazzy's
39:04
Speaker 6: place in San Francisco or a group home in San Francisco.
39:06
Speaker 6: I'm trying to gain well, I'm not I'm really depressed.
39:09
Speaker 6: I'm having psychosis and serious depression. You think I should
39:12
Speaker 6: move to a homeless shelter to try to run away
39:14
Speaker 6: from stress in my life, to try to rebuild my life.
39:16
Speaker 6: You think that's a good idea case. I could save
39:18
Speaker 6: a grand a month if I live in a homeless
39:19
Speaker 6: shelter for three months.
39:21
Speaker 5: You just make sure that you're taking care of yourself
39:23
Speaker 5: and not trying to pull other people into you.
39:24
Speaker 1: Can't think you have a better place to go than
39:26
Speaker 1: a homeless shelterday. That's a really good seems like a
39:30
Speaker 1: well thought out plan to me. I don't know about
39:32
Speaker 1: you or not. Queen of Arts