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OUTRO: Lies & Deceit · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 2: Thanks mate, Thanks fellas. I'm just looking at a healthy yeah, walking.
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  Speaker 3: Past who Moggie labeled cool hoity j.
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  Speaker 4: He's not that cool to bone a picture.
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  Speaker 5: He's elderly. He's got a limp. Limp.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think that one is getting any better.
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  Speaker 4: You could be like that man when you grow up.
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  Speaker 5: I kind of already am.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like if I Jace would love to have
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  Speaker 2: a limp.
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  Speaker 4: Listen to listen to me.
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  Speaker 3: All I need to do is walk on sand for
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  Speaker 3: two hours or so and I'll have a limp, right
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  Speaker 3: because my ankles crap out.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, But anyway, Happy birthday, keeps.
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  Speaker 6: Day, Happy birth to you, Happy Chris.
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  Speaker 3: You missed the cake, Mogi, Oh no, I saw it there.
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  Speaker 5: I'd have missed the cake. No one waited for me? Wow?
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  Speaker 2: Was that three fifteen pugs accidentally invited me to my
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  Speaker 2: own surprise birthday thing?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: The dopey fuck and it didn't invite me.
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  Speaker 3: And then he left a hoo of a mess in
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  Speaker 3: the kitchen table?
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  Speaker 2: There, did he?
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  Speaker 3: I mean he has a gut meal the time about
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  Speaker 3: leaving messes.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, what's that about.
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  Speaker 2: No, Pug sounds gonna be one of the cleanest guys
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  Speaker 2: I know, I reckon, Yeah, but not at work.
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  Speaker 3: He's not because you just think someone else will come
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  Speaker 3: and do it for him.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, that's a good point. At your house, do you
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  Speaker 2: leave your shit everywhere?
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  Speaker 3: I I've talked about this before. I'm exceptionally anal, but well.
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  Speaker 2: What happens when you come in here?
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  Speaker 3: I when I'm at like, one thing I can't stand
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  Speaker 3: is when people caught and leave a massive.
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  Speaker 4: Messa's got an actor's sense of entitlement, so he just
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  Speaker 4: thinks he can wander around and people are clean up
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  Speaker 4: after it. And that's what happens. And we've got a
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  Speaker 4: friend who does a very similar thing, right, and a
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  Speaker 4: mind boggles, bogles, and it's hard to get out of,
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  Speaker 4: you know, when you're talent in all honesty, Man, when
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  Speaker 4: I'm on set, I'm a completely different person. Sure, I'm
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  Speaker 4: a complete because I hate I'm exactly the same as you.
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  Speaker 4: I fucking hate waiting around And what really annoys me
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  Speaker 4: as well, because coming from producing as well, and you think, oh,
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  Speaker 4: what is it taking so long? And if you think
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  Speaker 4: you can see a way of it being faster, you
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  Speaker 4: think to yourself, you'd never say no, do it like this? No,
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  Speaker 4: but you're thinking, fucking was it taking away? You just
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  Speaker 4: fucking do this and you don't know what's going on
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  Speaker 4: behind the scenes. Sure, but all you want to do
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  Speaker 4: is go home.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Is it like a lifetime of number seven on
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  Speaker 2: the call sheet? Does that like eventually turn you into
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  Speaker 2: someone who just.
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  Speaker 3: I this is the whole thing with me and pegs
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  Speaker 3: on this thing with it because he keeps posting on
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  Speaker 3: these things. I once got a pie out of the
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  Speaker 3: pie warming you have to be more specific, mate, and
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  Speaker 3: this particular pie that overcooked it and the rapper was
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  Speaker 3: literally disintegrating in my hands, and I thought, rather than
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  Speaker 3: just drop it all over the floor, I took it
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  Speaker 3: to the sink and then it just like the wrapper,
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  Speaker 3: just literally into a thousand pieces.
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  Speaker 5: I remember, So that happened.
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  Speaker 3: So but wait and then Punts comes and goes You're
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  Speaker 3: on air in thirty seconds, and I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm trying to clean.
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  Speaker 3: Because I'm about to go on air, and that son
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  Speaker 3: of a bitch he post it was like an absolute shaid.
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  Speaker 4: Was that a similar thing that happened last week when
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  Speaker 4: you left all that rice in the sink?
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  Speaker 5: I don't have rice?
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  Speaker 2: But also that's racist.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, you're the rise of dehydrated media.
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  Speaker 2: So all you're saying with story, all you're saying with
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  Speaker 2: that story is that not only do you make a
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  Speaker 2: massive mess, you can't keep track of time properly either,
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  Speaker 2: because you don't know you're on air in thirty seconds.
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  Speaker 2: Well because of time management.
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  Speaker 3: That was dealing with a disintegrating pie pack pegson.
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  Speaker 5: Can I make a recommendation? Men? Can I make them?
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  Speaker 5: Come on? In mate?
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  Speaker 4: You come on defend yourself. I'd like to I've got
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  Speaker 4: an idea that moviegs before you begin. I'd like to
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  Speaker 4: moving forward, every time jos Behind makes a mess, we
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  Speaker 4: get a photo of it, and at the end of
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  Speaker 4: the year we'll make we make a coffee book that
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  Speaker 4: we give out to all the stuff here. Everyone gets
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  Speaker 4: a coffee of this is Joseph's mess. We'll give one to.
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  Speaker 2: The cleaners first day. That'd be good.
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  Speaker 7: I just wanted to say happy birthday, Chris, you talk
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  Speaker 7: an awful lot for somebody when you think I'm not
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  Speaker 7: coming in here from Studio B.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, look at you, you're scared.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, that was your I think what Moggie just
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  Speaker 3: said is a fantastic idea. The only issue is it'll
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  Speaker 3: be a very skinny book.
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  Speaker 2: He got a couple of chapters, Jason.
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  Speaker 7: I think it just needs to be made clear that
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  Speaker 7: that was your cake and your sitting sometime and you
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  Speaker 7: walked around with a ship eating office looking at me,
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  Speaker 7: and I'm going, what's he done?
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  Speaker 3: We've got a headful of stuff going on when he
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  Speaker 3: comes to the office. It's okay that you left that
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  Speaker 3: cake behind today, pugsn and you know, but it's only
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  Speaker 3: because you It's only because you posted so.
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  Speaker 2: Many character assassinations.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, can you can you can you change the
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  Speaker 4: subject theah, we're done? And I also think peg Son
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  Speaker 4: and I'll help you with us. Every time there is
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  Speaker 4: a something left, we'll do a little writer. There's a date,
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  Speaker 4: this is what was going on, little store already underneath
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  Speaker 4: each one will be bloody good. As I say, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Going to be a very skinny book. I can do
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  Speaker 2: a whole chapter on every single time Jays leaves a
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  Speaker 2: water glass in the studio and then claims he's somebody else,
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  Speaker 2: and then it comes to the next day, sees the
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  Speaker 2: same water glass and goes, it's a bloody mess in here.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, a glass stays out in the office for a
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  Speaker 8: whole night, and well.
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  Speaker 5: It does because fucking look that's from breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: Tell you what, bloody mad Heath, he's a shocker. I
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  Speaker 3: came in here and most days there's like three or
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  Speaker 3: four bloody caps and glasses where I sit.
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  Speaker 5: It's a disgrace. It's no good man, it's just not
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  Speaker 5: on the whole.
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  Speaker 2: Good Weekend Fellas.
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  Speaker 4: Was actually, man was a good weekend. But we've hit
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  Speaker 4: good either. Yeah, so I don't want a weekend like that.
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  Speaker 4: It's been fun. I've had a good run.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a good weekends and UFC which you'll
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  Speaker 2: get into on the.
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  Speaker 4: Shore works in USC and the Warriors had my chasm
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  Speaker 4: came over to Yeah, caught up. But it was bloody good,
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  Speaker 4: bloody good. I feel really good going into the week.
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  Speaker 4: Actually that's I had a great dream. Actually, I was
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  Speaker 4: want to hear about my dream on the I don't
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  Speaker 4: know if on the shows, Well do you know when
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  Speaker 4: people talk about their dreams and it's boring?
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  Speaker 2: No, that's okay, we can frame it around there.
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  Speaker 5: It's I was cleaning, I was cleaning my hair. I
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  Speaker 5: was No, it wasn't.
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  Speaker 4: I was waking at a car yard, but it was
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  Speaker 4: quite a high end car yard, and my job was
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  Speaker 4: to clean the cars. And the guy came in to
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  Speaker 4: buy a car, I think, and then he wanted to leave,
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  Speaker 4: and apparently I had the keys for his gab but
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  Speaker 4: I didn't have them. I was like, no, you never,
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  Speaker 4: you never gave it to me. It's quite quite an
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  Speaker 4: urn of this guy. I had a bit of bit
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  Speaker 4: of money the keys like a jas type and yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and so he goes, well, you you better find the
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  Speaker 4: keys man because I want to go. So I go
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  Speaker 4: and look in his car and I'm looking at all
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  Speaker 4: the consoles, quite a dirty Mercedes he had, and I
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  Speaker 4: found about fifteen keys, but they're all house keys. And
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  Speaker 4: he comes out and goes, you found them yet, and
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  Speaker 4: I said, no, no, I haven't found them. And you guys,
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  Speaker 4: you didn't give them to me. And I'm sort of
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  Speaker 4: bent in the front door looking for the keys while
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying this, and he just reaches between my legs,
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  Speaker 4: grabs my balls and squeezes them as hard as he
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  Speaker 4: can and says, find them. Yes, squeeze them so hard
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  Speaker 4: that I woke up.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: So maybe there's a lot going on there. I think
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  Speaker 2: the rich guys who you aspire.
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  Speaker 5: To be, it's not he was an ass. I don't
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  Speaker 5: want to be that guy.
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  Speaker 2: You looking for keys and constantly and not obtaining them
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  Speaker 2: is like a metaphor for you're trying to find the
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  Speaker 2: way to get exactly.
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  Speaker 4: There's so many different routes to success. Maybe keys and
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  Speaker 4: the pressures on. The pressures got me. If somebody's got
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  Speaker 4: me by the balls, y's for sure that's your wife. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: there I will be the pressure's on, and ultimately I will.
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  Speaker 4: And you don't yet have the answer.
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  Speaker 5: I don't.
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  Speaker 4: In fact, not only do I not have the answer,
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  Speaker 4: I'm leaving that plane, right, I bail and I come
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  Speaker 4: out of the dream.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, such an interesting dream.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I did have saw nuts that was even
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  Speaker 4: more interesting. And Tinker was sitting at the end of
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  Speaker 4: the big.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know, because I've often thought about this, you know,
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  Speaker 3: whether you have a dream like you you woke up
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  Speaker 3: and your head saw nuts right where where your body is.
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  Speaker 3: Something's happening with your body. Yes, something's happening with your body,
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  Speaker 3: which then goes into your subconscious which affix your dream.
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  Speaker 3: And then you wake up and you go, oh, that
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  Speaker 3: part of my body is actually hurting.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the other way around it is. It is very fascinating.
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  Speaker 2: I had my parents up for the weekend. Yes, And
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  Speaker 2: you know, I've been tinkering with the idea tinker tinker
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  Speaker 2: of getting a motorbike.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And one of the things I needed to cross off
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  Speaker 2: my list was telling my dad because he is vehemently
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  Speaker 2: against me having a motorbike on the road. And then
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  Speaker 2: I came up in conversation because we were on my
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  Speaker 2: YouTube and my algorithm had like old motorbike videos playing
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  Speaker 2: and stuff. He's oh, that's cool, blah blahlah blah, and
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  Speaker 2: then I was like, yeah, to be honest, i'd love
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  Speaker 2: to get one of those as my nick's project. And
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  Speaker 2: he's like, your uncle's had like ten of those. I
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  Speaker 2: reckon he could find you one, And I was like yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and he's like fully on board of it. He's like,
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  Speaker 2: that'll be cool. Airs yeah, you should do that. And
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  Speaker 2: he's like, you're gonna do it now while you're young,
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  Speaker 2: before you have kids and stuff. If you won't have toys,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you're got to do that sort of shit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was like, yeah, I'm not happy about it.
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  Speaker 2: Casey ah, is it all good if I still get
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  Speaker 2: one more? I mean, why what are you worried about?
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  Speaker 5: Well, you know you could have an accent.
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  Speaker 2: They're not safe keys. You don't want me to get hurt. Well,
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  Speaker 2: that's right, but to be honest, nothing's safe nowadays, fellos am.
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  Speaker 2: I right, no global warming.
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  Speaker 4: That's what they say though, So oh you could die
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  Speaker 4: a crossing the road?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, do you know what else? Say?
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  Speaker 4: And then they say doesn't stop you from looking both
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  Speaker 4: ways before you cross, though, does it?
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  Speaker 5: Huh?
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  Speaker 4: So that means I thought it means why take an
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  Speaker 4: additional risk?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But if I if I was scared of everything dangerous,
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't go on holiday to certain countries. I wouldn't,
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  Speaker 2: you know, do heaps of stuff.
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  Speaker 4: I mean if you went, if you went a risk taker,
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  Speaker 4: then you wouldn't go swimming without your earplugs.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, with the air plug that yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And my ears get really sore.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because you are pretty. You're a bit of a
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  Speaker 5: daar devil.
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  Speaker 4: I love the fact that we came keasy for all
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  Speaker 4: of his physical ailments. And your ankles are fucked. You've
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  Speaker 4: got to listen to you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh look, where do you begin to be honest? But
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  Speaker 3: for someone that's you know, forty forty two three three,
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  Speaker 3: you must be your birthday, you know, you know, thirty eight.
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  Speaker 3: It just feels like we're actually getting closer and closer
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  Speaker 3: in age.
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  Speaker 5: It's weird. The Pakistan still in the her of a
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  Speaker 5: mood with that.
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  Speaker 4: I reckon just an apology and buying some cake.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I just I I just took a
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  Speaker 3: photo and published the facts.
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  Speaker 5: It's all I reckon.
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  Speaker 2: You should apologize right now, just a quick apology.
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  Speaker 5: What for is that up on Instagram?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Great?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, listen to the Hurdy Big Show for seven every weekday.
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  Speaker 2: You'll love it.
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  Speaker 5: It's so good.
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  Speaker 3: He takes photos of me with my shoes off and
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  Speaker 3: puts it on Instagram, and your shirt and my shirt.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure he's going to a photo with my massive, massive,