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EP #59 - PT6ICKO Tells Tale of Bear Attack! + Will Found Poop On The Carpet… | For The Dads · Bussin' With The Boys

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  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you about Scotty shitting on the carpet.
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  Speaker 2: And rugger a carpet.
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  Speaker 3: The carpet right rug, Yeah, yeah, like it's a car
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  Speaker 3: area deals why I found it. We'll talk about some
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  Speaker 3: animals staying remover here in a second. But welcome to
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  Speaker 2: Good eye right.
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  Speaker 3: We still have our Aussie flag on set from our
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  Speaker 3: first international voicemail that we received.
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  Speaker 1: I got, dude, I got one here from fucking Germany.
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  Speaker 1: First German comment in full German in full.
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  Speaker 2: German, huh getting dog dude, gb ech ostigat mana ia
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  Speaker 2: si gorbardi irmacht un.
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  Speaker 1: Dog bessea German flag, beer cheers, emoji, pretzel emoji. First
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  Speaker 1: German comment, right.
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  Speaker 2: Getting talk dude, das bo from from America.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Nikolaus leb Fried. Nick, we'll go by Nick
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  Speaker 1: Gritty from Stutgart, eh Stutgart, Southern Germany. Acton ein Berliner. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Hey, check my German on this. Actually, now, how to
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  Speaker 2: Two? Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Two sons. But you might be thinking of Philip Rivers.
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  Speaker 5: Philip Rivers quarterback. Yeah, he's got twelve.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of beers, A couple of beers, A couple
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  Speaker 2: Just throw lollipop?
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  Speaker 3: Hey will, are we experts at this ship? No, man,
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  Speaker 3: I'm definitely not. I'm bringing in a huge dad out
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  Speaker 3: this week.
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  Speaker 2: You know there's a couple. There's one I got saved from. Yeah, dad, Well,
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  Speaker 2: you know ship.
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  Speaker 1: The shitting on the carpet thing is a dad lost
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  Speaker 1: because it was on my watch and she finds the
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  Speaker 1: stain when she gets home.
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  Speaker 2: Was she naked girl? Or was it?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: It was one of those situations where you guys know,
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  Speaker 1: as a as a I'm gonna say parent, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't feel like this. Moms stay on top of it
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  Speaker 1: way more than father's due. I could be assuming, oh
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  Speaker 1: it's safe to assume, safe to a safe to assim.
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  Speaker 1: But also one of those dad situations where you're just
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  Speaker 1: you're prolonging the diaper change.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I smell Scottie. Oh did you boom poo poop?
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  Speaker 2: You want that to go change it? Nope? I think
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  Speaker 2: it's time to go change it. Nope, it's right here, dude. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: get it good. I think you poop. Nope, and you
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  Speaker 2: kind of just let it go. You're like, oh right,
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  Speaker 2: this seems like it was a fresh one. You kind
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  Speaker 2: of pat the ass a little bit, you feel it like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: it's not too big yet, and so you just let
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  Speaker 2: her goon. You just let her do her thing.
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  Speaker 1: Now, she had a she had a dress on, so
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  Speaker 1: it was like dress over the diaper, so nothing nothing underneath,
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  Speaker 1: dress over diaper.
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  Speaker 2: But does the do you do? Snow? There's no snapping, real,
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  Speaker 2: no snapping.
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  Speaker 3: It's just you just put the dress on me kind
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  Speaker 3: of like you know, flows over there a dude, dangerous game,
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  Speaker 3: dangerous game, risky business, and it bit me the ass.
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  Speaker 3: But towards the time I finally did, it's because I
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  Speaker 3: was holding her and then I like felt a little something.
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  Speaker 1: I saw it on my shorts. Time to go change
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  Speaker 1: you and you know, kind of messing around, smell my arm.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I gotta wash my I gotta basically go.
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  Speaker 2: Take a SHOT's it right there? And it's always the
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  Speaker 2: left arm for me too. Yeah, And so I changed her.
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  Speaker 1: I come back down and I kind of you know,
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  Speaker 1: survey the situation checked the situation I checked the cow
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  Speaker 1: check a couple of things work, but I didn't think
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  Speaker 1: to check the ground.
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  Speaker 2: You missed it completely. Yeah, yeah, a few streaks. That's
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  Speaker 2: why she got upset.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And so you know she's playing. She's obviously playing.
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  Speaker 1: Gets somewhere, you know, I don't know. I guess she's
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  Speaker 1: like itching her ass like a dog, which is where
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  Speaker 1: she gets down on the ground. It scott Zilla, Scott's zilla.
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  Speaker 1: You never know what you're gonna get with anything's on
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  Speaker 1: the table, anything's on the table to where you know
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  Speaker 1: it was fleeting. I didn't see it. Why come home
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  Speaker 1: with what this on the ground? Oh shit, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: And then she walks away, maybe to gets something to
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  Speaker 1: start spraying. That's where the animal standing remover comes in.
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  Speaker 1: That's a dad hag. Make sure you have some animal stadd.
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  Speaker 2: On dad hack, by the way.
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  Speaker 1: But as she goes, I get down on my hands
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  Speaker 1: and knees on and I'm like, oh, yep, that was that.
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  Speaker 1: Scotti's shitting on the ground, a little blowout, blowout mode,
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  Speaker 1: you know, gets outside, you lay them down on the
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  Speaker 1: changing table.
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  Speaker 2: You kind of see the little borders of the diaper.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, okay, any longer would have leaked out big
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  Speaker 1: time and that shout out Dad for saving the day.
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  Speaker 2: Realized Dad didn't save the day. My wife came home.
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  Speaker 3: It saw the game, but shout out Dad and very
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  Speaker 3: dad brain for if I like Jill comes home, Jill goes,
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  Speaker 3: what is that? I do the exact same thing you
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  Speaker 3: just described. Get on all fours, I sniff it. Oh ship,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure that ship.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she said she shipped on my arm earlier.
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  Speaker 2: That makes sense. Well, the first thing he says, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. That must have just happened. Just happened.
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  Speaker 2: Oh ship, that was? Oh that is ship. So I'll
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  Speaker 2: clean that clean, clean, clean clean. Oh we're done. We're
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  Speaker 2: off to the next thing. Wife cleaned it in my situation.
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  Speaker 3: Or or that probably because she just loves us it.
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  Speaker 3: You'll probably have a handy dandy little carpet cleaner that's
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  Speaker 3: fun to use.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like here's the energy, like, can't let
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  Speaker 2: me just handle this?
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  Speaker 1: And you kind of just standing there not knowing what
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  Speaker 1: to do, And then like as as they're like walking
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  Speaker 1: toward the state, do you need help with anything?
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  Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna get this out. Oh good, you
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  Speaker 2: got the carpet cleaned. That's gonna help you do the
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  Speaker 2: animal ste that's a good get it out, that's smart.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that like that.
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  Speaker 3: So dad lost, Dad lost, dude day, not that bad
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  Speaker 3: of a dad loss. And if I'm a dad at
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  Speaker 3: your house, let's say we're hanging out.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well what is that? Hey, that must have just happened.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Oh, I don't know. Some just some
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  Speaker 2: just go down because we're watching the game.
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  Speaker 3: We're watching the game. It's probably waffle. I mean we
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  Speaker 3: went in second guess anything, and then later you smell scotty.
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  Speaker 3: You go, oh, yeah, that's a scotty business. We clean
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  Speaker 3: it up. Dad brain is off to the races. We're done. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we probably recognize it fort to an hour later. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but we jump on it. We get on and clean
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  Speaker 3: it up. Then we dap each other up, like uh,
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  Speaker 3: and we're moving on. We're dadding our ass off right now.
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  Speaker 3: It's yes, it's the film room when you get caught
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  Speaker 3: by wifey, Like if wifey finds it, then you you
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  Speaker 3: gotta watch tape.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not the next day, it must have just happened.
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  Speaker 1: She's already marching over to go get the stuff. I
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  Speaker 1: get down smell it. I'm like, oh, oh shit, this
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  Speaker 1: was about.
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  Speaker 2: Will tell me minutes ago. You start getting the questions
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  Speaker 2: do you want me to help? All right? And then
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  Speaker 2: you kind of just stand there, Huh did she have
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  Speaker 2: a poopy diaper? What happened? What's going on? Was it diarrhea?
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  Speaker 2: Did it blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 3: You start getting those questions, and then you're having to
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  Speaker 3: answer a bunch of questions.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe we need to take her to the doctor tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: I my dad loss is. I was being a butt
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  Speaker 2: head last night, like a really big butt head, a
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  Speaker 2: poop face, okay, a kid show, buttet show, kitchen far knocker.
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  Speaker 2: I was being a far knocker. I was being a
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  Speaker 2: goom beret, but a bad one, not one of the
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  Speaker 2: good ones that we celebrate on this show. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I slept on the couch, my own, my own decision,
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  Speaker 3: my own decision. Out of anger, out of anger, out
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  Speaker 3: of anger, I popped off. I was shaving goose. The
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  Speaker 3: whole goose situated. The dog situation. Man, the dog owners
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  Speaker 3: out there to have these young kids, it's just the dogs, dude,
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  Speaker 3: and to the point you think about putting them down. Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 3: Like go, Hey, should the dogs go on vacation to Texas?
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  Speaker 3: Has been brought up a lot. Should they go visit
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  Speaker 3: Grandma in Texas gets brought up a ton. I am
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  Speaker 3: not one to accept defeat. I'm like, we're not going
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  Speaker 3: to be that family that sends off our dogs. We
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  Speaker 3: started this family with these dogs, and by god, they're
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  Speaker 3: going to end their lives in this family.
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  Speaker 2: We're not going to cut you out. And I said
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  Speaker 2: something I shouldn't have said. Dude.
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  Speaker 3: I said, you know, Jill, I didn't buy these dogs.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't find these dogs. I seem to remember that
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  Speaker 3: you found these dogs. And then I started dating you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my shit, man, talk about just going comakzi. I
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  Speaker 3: went full mindlessly comic kazee into it. I wasn't even
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  Speaker 3: trying to hurt her in the moment, Like what I
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  Speaker 3: said stung and it was mean, but I did not
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  Speaker 3: come in there being like, oh, this will really get her.
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  Speaker 3: It was more so just like we're talking about how
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  Speaker 3: much the dogs are an issue, not an issue, but
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  Speaker 3: just a burden.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that you're thinking, let's get to the root of
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  Speaker 1: why we even have these dogs in the first.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, And I instantly get defensive of where's You're the
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  Speaker 3: one that saved these dogs off the street, But yet.
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  Speaker 2: Here's time to get the finger out of the pocket.
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  Speaker 2: Oh big time. But hey, what are those other fingers
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  Speaker 2: doing when you do that? Well, you got to do that,
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  Speaker 2: you got you got three point back to you.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, that's literally what happened.
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  Speaker 4: Bro.
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  Speaker 3: I tried to challenge Jill by saying, you know, these
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  Speaker 3: are kind of your dogs, and like they're much my
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  Speaker 3: full responsibility now, and like it kind of sucks having
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  Speaker 3: this be She was like, oh, okay, so we want
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  Speaker 3: to we want to do scoreboard really quick on the dogs.
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  Speaker 3: Let me let me run through scoreboard of daughter stuff
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  Speaker 3: that I do for our daughter that I don't have
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  Speaker 3: time doing stuff for the dogs. I got very quickly
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  Speaker 3: put in my place, as I should have, because I
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  Speaker 3: was out there talking crazy. And then I really wanted
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  Speaker 3: to hurt her feelings. So I watch House of the
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  Speaker 3: Dragon without her on the couch and slept on the couch. Man,
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  Speaker 3: I was being a loser last night, an actual loser,
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  Speaker 3: an actual butt munch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's you know what the worst part is.
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  Speaker 3: You haven't apologized yet, No, well you haven't. Textually. I
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  Speaker 3: have apologized I've not done it. Person, I know you
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  Speaker 3: gotta get on it. This, I mean, this is odes
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  Speaker 3: out fresh right now. It's Wednesday, right now, recording on Monday.
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  Speaker 3: I know, dude, it's not good. We can't have this
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  Speaker 3: get out there.
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  Speaker 2: There are no people. No, yeah, I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Hints why Like it's Monday, so like we got some time.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go home. There's still time on the clock.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go home. And it's you know, I don't
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  Speaker 3: think it's gonna be a war zone, simply for the
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  Speaker 3: fact that Jill knows that I'm coming in tail between
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  Speaker 3: my legs. She knows that I messed up last night,
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  Speaker 3: that I was being a jerk. I'm gonna have to
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  Speaker 3: go in there and own up to me being a jerk.
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  Speaker 3: Face some music, face some music. Dude, I really thought
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  Speaker 3: I was doing something last night.
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  Speaker 2: Is that not crazy?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, buddy, what would Blake think? He'd be so disappointed, dude,
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  Speaker 3: he really really would. Like no part of me is
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  Speaker 3: proud of that. I'm I'm bummed. I'm bummed, but I
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  Speaker 3: bring I bring it to the show. Obviously, there's a
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  Speaker 3: little bit of levity to it, of like it's not
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  Speaker 3: the end of the world. I was sitting up with
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  Speaker 3: Danny Dirkin shut out, Dirk is such a legend, and Dirk,
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  Speaker 3: can I pick your brain for a second? Man, you
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  Speaker 3: nail on the head, I said, Dirky, because he's just
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  Speaker 3: a young goombre. I said, dude, I'm really bummed today.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, sure, what's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 3: Like, what's the I was a jerk to Jilly Being
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: last night, Absolutely jerk. I said, why the hell would
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: I do that? I got that little best best at
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: ever picture frame on my desk with me holding little
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Scarlita and Jilly being sitting right there.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: I said, look at those two. What am I thinking?
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: And he goes, hey, that's why we got today, man,
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: that's why we got today. I was like, dam need, Dirkin,
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: let's go. I'd already shot off at text at that point,
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: just say hey, I was a jerk. Class I'm really sorry,
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Jillie Bean. Do we get a response about dragons yet?
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I turned that ship up.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, oh yeah, like a pissed off teenager blasting their
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: blasting their music in their room, just.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Chomping my popcorn too, Hey, Damon, so badass, holy shit,
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: just my popcorn.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Watched it I haven't either.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: I forgot it dropped last night ye yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: good soud We went and watched The Odyssey.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Good flick, good flick, good flick. Hm, I can't say
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: too much. Obviously came out.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: Great flick a three thousand year old story. In your defense, eighties,
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: don't even get me started on that.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: You had to get dr I was like, you for
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: sure read about this in high school or somewhere along
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: the line of Buddy, I don't.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Think nothing going into it, like blind about the you know,
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: I didn't know. I was sitting there like, oh ship, yeah,
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: and then I was like, oh, these.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Are like the Hercules people creatures, Yeah, you got it,
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: like Cyclops.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: And the like that home and the gods are punishing
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: with the traditional beasts of that Zeus eighties. I know
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: those guys.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they ripping hercules, man, are gonna be the greatest
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: story ever TOLDO Sidon Poseidon.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: That's that's the that's the water right beside me. Yeaeah
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: got it. Yeah, I think too.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I got another thing to apologize about. Okay, Oh say
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: you haven't apologize for the first one.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Ship. Do I need to apologize to the camera? No, no, no, no, no, no,
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: you got to handle it at home. I'm gonna hand
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: handle it.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Scarlett has a Mermaid birthday party coming up, okay fort Worth, Uh,
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: this coming weekend. That's my crack a cold one, and
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: I'm dressing up as Keen Triton from Little Mermaid for
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: the party. He's got the great beard, the gold crown,
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: the gold gauntlets, the tried and very excited about that.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Jill was telling all of your friends about how I
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: was dressing up as King Triton, and I corrected her multiple, multiple,
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: multiple times, saying it's King Neptune. Honey, It's not King Triton.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: It's King Neptune. King Neptune's from SpongeBob. Jill was right
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: the whole time.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, there's nothing worse, especially when you're staying in Tento's down.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: Do you think you're standing on business the equivalent when
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: someone goes you go google it. Then let's just google it.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: Let's fix it right here.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: She apologized to me, said, I'm so sorry.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know why I keep on calling him Triton,
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Probably because you're right the whole time, honey, And I'm
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: a I'm a Dodo.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Remember what started off? All these stories. We're not experts.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: We're not experts. We're not experts. We're not Its not
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: rocket science, it's not this. It's so easy. What am
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: I doing? What am I doing?
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: What are we doing? When we have some follow ups?
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I hit the follow up shout outs on Spotify. I
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: do have some shout outs or actually PT.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Six community, ooh, that could be good. The week of good.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Here we go, good, good, good. What's up? Boys?
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: It's this is Nathan Barker. Name is Nate, father of
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: twenty pound, thirty one inch, ninety ninth percentile, nine month
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: old fin whoa, whoa. This week I got a lot
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: of good moments. Started off with a leak in the
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: water pipe in the attic. Good went to fix it
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: and the fitting that I purchased to fix the leak exploded.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: When I turn the water on, Good, attic is flooded.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Bathroom has flooded. Good called a professional to get the
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: pipe fixed, and while they were attempting to clean the water,
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: hand goes straight through the ceiling drywall.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Good love a hole in my ceiling.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: And as we move all the stuff out of the
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: bathroom into the spare room, I find the carpet is soaked.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Oh good, pick up some things found black mold good goods.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Flood you ask, Nope, another pipe leap leaking.
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: Good.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: So now I rip the carpet up, call the plumbers
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: back to get that one fixed. While all this happens,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: the AC goes out, Oh, by the way, bought this
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: house four months ago.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Good love you guys. You keep me going. We'll update
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: when more shit happens. What's his name? L O L.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: This is Nathan Barker.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Nathan needs like eight coupons from us. Dude, that guy's
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: in hell right now. Yeah.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know what can save my man. Nothing. Nothing.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: If I had to write a fictional like, oh, what
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: would be a funny good to read on the shit,
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: that's it.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: That's one where your hand goes through the drywall and
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: you just keep teeing off on the drywall.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: House four months, house for four months.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Dude, four months, two different pipers, and AC goes out
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: that right there. That'll bring you a black dude, black mold.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: They they're gonna have to get out of the house.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: They're gonna have to has matt that area for removal.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Good good, that's hell. Yeah, that's the shear right, there
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: the little break of dad. Good lord, I got Lucas
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: ram two.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: He's on YouTube.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: He says, sure got to share my childhood vacation with
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: my son for the first time this year, I was
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: blessed to have a cabin on a lake.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Lake of the Ozarks. Oh oh, that's where he's at. Yeah.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: For the vast majority of his childhood.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: My family still goes at least once a year, but
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: this Memorial Day trip was the first time with my
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: son one to go on an adventure and explore. Take
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: them up the creeks I explored as a child, jumping
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: off the dock, going to our secret fishing spots. Man,
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: I don't think there was a day that I didn't
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: have a man cry like yours. I know Scar is little,
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: but be ready and make sure you share every single
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: memory with her.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Lucas dude. And that's awesome.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Great comment right now, All things considered, All things consider,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: all things considered. I have one here from Brian Johnson.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: This is this is I Yeah, soa via email. My
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: two year old son Vince begged me to cut his
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: toast in the triangles and then got extremely pissed because
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: one side of the toast wasn't pointed enough, wasn't pointy enough?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, good, good, dude, there is nothing that
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: chaps your ass.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Then your little one just I say a little one
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: because the age can it can range. Rue is like this,
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: like if it ain't a certain way, she'll lose her shit.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Bro, Yeah, I'm talking. I'll get her buckled in. She
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: doesn't want buckled in all the time. She wants to
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: do it herself. Yeah, she can do the top of them,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: but when she's trying to click it in, it takes
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: a moment and then you just got to stand in there, like,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: for the love of God, get your ass buckled in.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: And it's totally okay to ask that for help. I
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: know you can do it, but the time we're taking
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: to get this done.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Let me just buckle your little glass in and as
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: your hand slowly reaches for it, no, throw.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Her hands down and look up. You're like're like or like,
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: I want to get it?
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Say you say Scotty, scott Zilla, She'll drop Lama off
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: the side of her car seat. You're seeing the other one.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: We want to unbuckle the top and reach over and
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: get it. And I'm just like, dude, let me get Lama.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: I'm right here. All I gotta is turn around and
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: reach and grab it. Yeah. No, I want to get
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: it out.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: And then I'll get it and hand it to hand
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: to Scottie. And that's a whole deal. We could be
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: it could be a situation or she's at the top
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: of the stairs. Lama could be on the ground. I
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: could be standing right next to Lama. No, no, no, no,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: no no no, I'll get a sweetheart.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: I love it. I'm right here. I'm right here. I'm
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: just gonna pick it up. No, no, let me get it.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: I'm picking it up.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: And then as soon as you picked it up, you
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: might as well have thrown it in the food dispenser.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you might as well thrown it away. I feel
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: my man Brian here. I feel my man Brian. And
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: nothing breaks your heart like your kids being really sad
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: that you have to leave the house for, whether it's
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: work or a trip or whatever it is. Yeah, and
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: they need about eight thousand hugs and kisses. Like we'll
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: go through the rolodex the routine. Give Rue great routine,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Give Scotty a good routine. Ruth's got to do it again.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I'll be like, all right, I'm leaving,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: so going, dad, I want.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: To give you hug, kiss, three squeeze sweetheart. Wee We've
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: done it twice. But there's stuff that I'm bitching about.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Those are the things that we always sit there and
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: talk about.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: You're gonna ultimately miss. I'm aware of that. Yeah, well,
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: let me vent a little bit in this moment. Goy man,
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: you really hit it. You hit the nail on the
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: head right there. I'm being serious. That is the stuff
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: we're gonna miss.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a dude, it breaks my heart. I'll be backing
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: out to go to come to the shop and Rue.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: We'll go through the whole routine a few different times. Yeah,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: And she even has to come outside to wave while
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I back out. And some days, Bro, she's waving, tears
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: coming down her eyes because she's so bummed.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Dude, I'll stop, get out of the truck. We'll do
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: another one.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, by sweetheart, I'm coming home. You're gonna have so
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: much fun today. And they'll just you know, my drawaway.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I'm talking Mount Everest.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: It's like a movie scene type driveway of pulling out
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: lengthwise that she has to wave it.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Ye, yeah, and picture Ru at the top, and I'm
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: backing out the whole time, and she's just at the top,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: like just waving the entire time.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: It's on fully gone, and I just I got to
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: do one of these. The whole time, I'm looking at
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: him backing out.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: You do, because it is it's a hard one to
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: pull out of if you're not looking at the camp Yeah.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Oh man, I have a lovely email just speaking of
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: good from Christopher Blake or actually these are two different comments.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: One is from Sam Rizzuto eight three two six on YouTube.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: He said, Jesus, surem chill with the accents. Let will
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: tell a story.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Bud good fuck you see that. I didn't either when
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: you hit in accents in the middle of the story.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but I'm doing it. I'm doing it,
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: and Sam Rizzuto, You're right. I need to chill in
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: the accidents.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: I really do so, Sam, I'm very sorry. I'm sorry
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: for doing the accidents. And then we have.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Credista one said, enough with the Jersey accent. Okay, ship
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: ship good.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: I'm now I'm second guessing my entire German accident at
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: the top. Cut it. We we're losing people.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: No Australian accent as well. We did a lot of
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Italian accents last week.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: We're done. Did we do a whole bitless episode?
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: What if we did that? Maybe that's what the listeners
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: really want. We should come onto the show one.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Don't do that. If we did, we just go, Hey,
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: this stuff's not too bad. It's actually kind of easy.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Christopher Blake says he loves his kid and happy birthday, Will?
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Did you have anything? Happy birthday?
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: What's his name? Christopher Blake, Chris, Happy birthday? Man. Everything's
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: good at home too. I'm sure it's kind of easy.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, everything's going swell. Yeah, go to work,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: same routine every day. Yeah, sometimes that question, but I
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: would love to work out a little bit more, you
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. You'll get to it works.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Got his stresses, as got his stresses at times. What doesn't.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: How lucky are we so lucky? Everything went swimmingly with
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: the wife last night?
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I have zero complaints about what's going on at
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: because it's not rocket science.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: It's not rocket science at all. I actually watched House
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: of the Dragon with my wife in bed together last night.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: We really Yeah, you guys have some good convos. Cod
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: or a ton of great combos. We would pause, not
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: even to talk about the show. It just I love
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: you so much. You're so wonderful, such a great father.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: Sherman tank you, honey. It's actually kind of easy, so
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: I'll take it. But this stuff's easy. And then we
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: went to bed.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: You make marriage sound so wonderful, Thank you did, but
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: you but not wonderful because our lives they're not picture
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: perfect to get.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: No, it's not rocket science. It's not rocket science. It's
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: not rocket science.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: So maybe they can cut that little segment right there,
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: play that on repeat and then we'll be cut.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, anything bad going on in your life with marriage,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: your parenthoid me, don't talk about it?
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, because hell here we no, not at all. Everything's
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: actually respective man, everything rocket science, you know who.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: I've actually been hanging out with a lot lately. My
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: dogs can't get enough of them. Yeah, Rickley's the best.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: He'll go.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: He'll do this game where he goes into our closet
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: and uh, he'll go into like the deep corners and
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: it'll take a shit uh in the deep quarters, and
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: then I'll go in there.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: It's very easy. I'll just clean it up. I'll get
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: just clean it it's great. Yeah, I mean it's not
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: rocket science. No, not at all, not at all. How'd
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: that feel? That felt good? That felt good? Oh? I
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: felt like shit. I hated it. I'm gonna do the
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: accents every.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: So I got another one for you. Did I got
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: lucky on? Okay, not lucky no no, no. Instant kicked
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: in and I had to figure it out. What happens
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: similar situation with the poop on the carpet Scotty.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: She's in this phase.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I'm sure parents with Scotty's around twenty months. But now
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: that she understands what the how the bottle can extract,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: is that the wordy extract milk? Yeah, she'll be shaking
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: in and kind of putting it on stuff.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: She loves a little spillage in the area. Yeah, dude.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: And I was I was watching the watching the World Cup,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: and it was just me and Scotty, like we're hanging
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: out ruse at a birthday party at this time with
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: with uh my wife took her to a birthday party.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: So it's me and Scotty. She ends up.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking she's messing around. I'm trying to watch this.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: The extra time going on in the World Cup and
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Scotty ends up getting some milk out all over the wood,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: all over the wood table, like not like all over
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: to where it's that noticeable now and now again if
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: I'm watching, it is noticeable, yeah, but shrieks and lines
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: and everything else to where I don't see it again
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: once again, Willie boy Willy c doesn't see it, which
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: is okay, Yeah, yeah, I mean, if you aload he
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: came home and saw milk on the wooden table a
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: day after yeah, or a matter of fact, I think
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: that was just the same day Controllo is at work
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: ons anymore.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the same day.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, Gower's later sees another thing coming home, will like,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: just open your goddamn eyes.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: It's ours. And I don't know how long is.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Sent there, because Scotty and I we went up to
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: the playroom and then we we she loves the race
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: where we race wall the wall ready said go, I'm
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: like color commentating us.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Racing.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Time goes by, I'll say again, probably another forty minutes,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: and for whatever reason, I'm picking up Scotty's toys and
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: then I know the milk sitting on the wooden table,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: and I'm thinking, oh god, so I go over and
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: get something to wipe it up. But I see that
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: it's already starting to sit on the wood, you know
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: what I mean, like those water marks. Yes, sitting in
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: pretty good. And so I scrambled to get online. This
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: is a dad hack too. I came across this on
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: old tiktoko from Google. Then takes me to TikTok, but
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: I find this little parent hack out. Okay, using two
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: white toothpaste to get off milk liquid stains, Oh on
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: your wood? Okay, when the liquid starting to settle, or
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: it looks like it's gonna settle like he was in,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: like it was a dark shadow, strong borders.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, this is gonna send him. Charli comes
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: home and sees this. What happened here? What what is this?
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: So I go in, get the toothpaste, get some white toothpaste,
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: and I'm.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Starting to PLoP it all over the wood and I'm
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: rubbing around my finger like a kid doing arts and crafts,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: and I'm thinking, God, I hope this works. Turns out
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: that shit works way, Yes, dude, Dad hack of the century,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: and those are the best one, the ones that come
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: with almost zero credibility, where you're like yeah, I'm so desperate,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I'll just do it. Yeah, because you're like, oh my god.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I saw one where it's like you can lay ah,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: maybe a damp brackdown or a rag to where you
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: do like an iron over top.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, But then I saw the toothpaste one.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like, that one seems fairly he's the other one
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: seems a little bit more, much more effort.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: I was going to ask how many paper towel slices
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: are we talking with this milk spell, like, in order
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: to get it up, just so I can visualize how.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Big it is.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Probably that that wide, oh wow, And I'm talking you know,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: like little just little iterations of milk dance cross this length.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: So it's probably a couple like a couple of like
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: little small, like small puddles.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: We're talking two sheets of paper towel, solid sheets, maybe
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: a third one to kind of get the last thing
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: in the woods, like.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: It's like an old light wood color to where you
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: could see the dark ain't sitting on them. And this
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: can't happen because we're a coaster family too. I get
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: caught without a coaster coming in my neck.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: That's how they get you.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sweetheart, are using a coaster. I didn't think the
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: glass sweats. Look at your ice water, it's sweating all
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: over the place. You're so beautiful, I think you. Oh
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: my god, I'm an idiot.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: What a great point. So anyway, that dad hack low
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: key soda. That dad win.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: That is a huge dad win. I had a pretty
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: good dad hack here that I forgot to do last week.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know if anybody saw this on Twitter Scarlet's
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: birthday photo where she was in the middle of all
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: of her presence and she was kind of floating there
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: and she's on top of the kitchen island.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Where's dad?
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Where's Dad? No one's there, where's mom. Scarlet's just this
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: sweet little baby that stays put whenever you take pictures
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: of her.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, you just letting this sweet little young
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: child one years old sip by yourself on the island.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: That's what one would think. But actually I'm hiding behind
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: the gifts. I'm like this, and my hands are reaching
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: around the gifts. I'm holding Scarlet in place.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: If you.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Chef zoom and hand zoom and hand zoom in hands
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: on those hands, We'll do dad hack, Dad hack stage photo.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Dad Hack yeah, it's dope. As I thought you're about
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: to say, I did too, just staring at.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Your staring at each other. Yeah, yeah, I know.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I actually have a written a couple dad
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: hacks coming in from more comments section. Again, you want
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: to be featured on the drop comments? Uh, Peter Scheibel,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Oh the Schibel family, great family.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Dad hack.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: If you're dealing with a sleep regression or a newborn
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: feeding schedule and aren't able to get the sleep you want,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: take a cold shower in the morning. My wife just
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: gave birth to a or second child, and with the
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: nighttime feeding every two to three hours, it's been hard
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: to wake up in the mornings. A cold shower is
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: better than any cup of coffee or Monster energy drink
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: and gives you the instant awakness to deal with a
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: dirty diaper, screaming toddler or wifey.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Come on, fuck, it's just the thought of the cold water.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I'm with my man, like I do the gold dubs,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: I've done the cold showers now might consistent all the time. No,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: because it's the fuck do I really want to put
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: myself in this? And we stream and he's saying, why
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: why you bitchin Willie boy, why you bitching right now?
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: What you wind it about. I'm trying to give you
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: something of value. It is valuable, high value.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: If you want a real dad hack, go put your
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: water heater on vacation med first two months at the house,
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: we didn't realize our water heater was on vacation mod Chris, apologies, brother,
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: I know those showers were cold.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Well, everybody welcome Chris to Chris, is they weren't like
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: that cold?
• 37:05
  Speaker 7: I will say, okay, now that I'm thinking about it. Yeah,
• 37:07
  Speaker 7: the me and my me and my friends, because you
• 37:10
  Speaker 7: told us to all use the downstairs like bathroom and
• 37:13
  Speaker 7: the like, and so we did the shower in there,
• 37:16
  Speaker 7: and I think the common consensus was like, wow, the
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: shower is not very like, like there's not a lot
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: of hot water here.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: And do you think it built character? Chris?
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean it did build character for us to
• 37:29
  Speaker 7: go take on the day. It did help us wake up. Yeah,
• 37:32
  Speaker 7: like we got we would wake up at midnight or
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: not midnight, at noon and we would you know, go
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: take on the rest of our afternoon. But I did notice,
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: like I was taking a shower thing the last day
• 37:43
  Speaker 7: and I was like, man, I don't know if I'd
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: want to live here because of the shower.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: The shower.
• 37:49
  Speaker 7: I'm a big shower guy. Like I am too, dude,
• 37:52
  Speaker 7: I feel you people love showers out there. No, I'm
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: I'm the hot, steamy like I turned it, crank it
• 37:57
  Speaker 7: all the way up. It's fifteen minute minimum hot shower.
• 38:00
  Speaker 7: So I was thinking, you know, Krizzler. Yeah so, And
• 38:05
  Speaker 7: I also say I was listening. The couch is also
• 38:08
  Speaker 7: it's pretty comfortable to sleep on like I did.
• 38:11
  Speaker 8: So it is.
• 38:15
  Speaker 7: It is a good nice in case you need some
• 38:18
  Speaker 7: you know, ammunition later or something like the couches.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: It is very good you need some ammunition, Thank you, Krizzler,
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: No problem, thanks Chris. That's another one to maybe burn
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: yourself in the shower, Wed.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: You want to feel alive, maybe turned it all the
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: way up, dude, Yeah, wait, how long will some.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Water and put your hand in it? Sure? How long
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: have you been living here? And you didn't realize that
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: you weren't getting hot water.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: We were getting hot water everywhere except for the shower.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: So we were like, oh, this is probably something that
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: will somehow resolve itself.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: For the first it will pop up. So after two weeks.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Jill then said, Hey, I think there's something wrong with
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: our water heater because everything in the house gets hot,
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: minus the shower.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: I said. She told her that she chose the house.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: I told her she I did.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: I told her, oh, sweetheart, who picked this house? Because
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: I seem to remember it was you.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Of course, you want me to take on all the
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: responsibilities when I'm not even one who picked the house.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: And do you see how ridiculous I said when we
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: when we put it in that frame as well, Yeah,
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: of course, but yeah, And then for like I saw
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: two weeks, I was like, oh no, honey, I put
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: in the work order.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: I put in the work order. You was on it.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: I was on it.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Then I finally put in the work order because once
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: we got back from Vaca had like the really nice
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: hot showers in Florida. I was like, okay, it is
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: miserable to shower at our house like it is awful.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: I need to figure this out. It was on vacation mode.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: It's like you literally flip a switch fix out there
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: probably gonna be like, sure, I don't want to throw
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: anything at you. Did you check did you check the
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: water heater? No, not at all. I didn't check the
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: water heater.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Here, No, No, it was truly something that if I
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: checked the water heater, it's like a flip of a switch.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Did not have to pay for the water.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Guy to come out though, since it is a rental home,
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: So that is maybe the silver lining there.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta get the doves where you can. Man, Yeah,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: I got what is it called an irrigation system? Yeah,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: dear leakage there leak you saw wre My water bill
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: is up like it was pushing a thousand.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: That's perfect, right, that's great month once.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: So when we found it last month, the irrigation whatever
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: company came out fixed it. When our water bill's like
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: six hundred dollars, another month goes by, we checked last
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: week eleven.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Good good. Yeah, how excited were you to to get
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: to pay that bill? I bet that was sick. We're
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: figuring it out, yeah, yeah, we're figuring it out because.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Like, hey, we thought you guys fixed this. Yeah, look
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: what are we doing? And they say, oh man, it's
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: really it's not talking a fucking water bill. Man.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: They said, oh man, it's really not even that hard.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: It's actually really easy. We'll come out there and fix it. Yeah,
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: there's a lot of like, uh, some internal anger boiling
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: up inside of me. Right now. We'll get we'll get
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: to it. We'll get to We have these companies. Man,
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: maybe that irrigation guy can be the first stude to
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: come on the pot.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Oh you you want to so you don't wanna? You
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: don't pay this water, the one that's rain up when
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: you said you fixed it.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: You can't combat that though. By the way, we are
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: at hacked. Okay, good we are. I was about to
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: say you can't combat that after Gordon Van Rieman wrote
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: in an email.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Is a dad Hack?
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: Gordon says, what up, fellas longtime listener, I just wanted
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: to express my unequivocal gratitude for the show. Is a
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: dad deep in the trenches with a toddler and a newborn.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Your podcast has been an indispensable phenomenon in my life.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Those are some big words, honestly. The camaraderie another big
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: word you guys have is unparalleled.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: This guy, hello, Hello, Now, I've got a dad hack
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: that has been an absolute bro.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: This is crazy? Is this the one that they wrote for?
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Will so sorry? Run it again? I didn't know if
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: this was supposed to way you're looking at me. I
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: don't know what to think about what's coming next. I
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: heard that there was a trap for you for pronunciation.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Oh no, that was the German card. Oh, that was
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: the German. I just wanted to see will pronounce things
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: in German? You did very well. I've never spoke German ever.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Guten talk.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: I think Gordon van Rieman it got it to source
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: out and he's trying to trip out Will and I
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: on this.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: What's he about to hit you with? What's the word?
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: A lot? Oh? There's a lot more?
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Uh, panacea panaceia for our household chaos.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: I don't even know he n a c a panasha panasha.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: That seems about right. Panash Oh a panash. No, it's
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: like it's got some panash. Oh what is that? I
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: don't know. Now I've got a digit. Don't be throwing
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: these words at.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: His sanaa panacea panacea. It is a solution, remedy, or
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: cure all that has claimed to solve all problems, cur
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: all diseases, or resolve all difficulties.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: Let's go get hey, get ready, because there's about nineteen
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: more of these. When you're top is having an inconsolable meltdown.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: Don't try to reason with them their their prefrontal cortex
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: is basically nonexistent. Instead, deploy what I call the ono
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: my top pia pivot at a monopea.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Pivot making yours.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: I think worcesterre sauce commercial level ridiculousness, and their little
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: brain short circuit from rage into curiosity. It worked with
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: remarkable ubiquity in our house. I mean, this is this
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: is on purpose, this is great. So you're probably hoping
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: I was having to read that second hack. The picky
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: eaters stop announcing meals, just silently, place a tarcoutery board
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: on a low table and walk away from an air
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: of indifference. Kids are contrarians by nature. Then anonymity and
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: an medy of the snack makes it irresistible. It's counterintuitive,
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: borderline machiavellain, machiavellian, but the the efficacy is indisputable. Lastly,
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: and most importantly, take care of your wives.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Boys. Postpartum is no joke.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: My wife dealt with some serious acid reflux and exhaustion,
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: and the best thing I did was handled the middle
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: of the night cacophony myself. The middle of the night
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: cacophony myself so she could sleep. A well rested mama
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: is worth more than ephemeral hour of sleep. You're sacrificing.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Be the aficionado of the three am shift. Sure, Chef Derek,
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: and will keep doing what you're doing. Boys, You guys
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: are a colloquial oasis and the otherwise banel wasteland of
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: parenting content.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Sincerely, Gordy in Atlanta. Fuck you can I burst the
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: bubble real quick? Yeah?
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: I would love Gordy to challenge back if possible. That's
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: two trillion percent chat GBT because never in the human
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: history of writing has there ever been a space iphen
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: space Humans use comma.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Oh I am god.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: One trillion percent chatgybt this upon further review. Instead, make
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: put really hard work. Make this the hardest thing that
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: we will ever have to read.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Handed it to Shure. That's my guess.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Like he took you to the deep end on that
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: took me because you you are so dumb down chopping
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: each word that I don't even know the substance of
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: what you were even.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Talking about right there, brother, on three of them, I
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: know that I like I heard postpartum.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's really But then I kind of lose
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: it because I'm so focused on you, Like he's he's
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: just waterboarding, he's worderboarding with these words.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: He's worderboarding me.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: At that point, I was purely going for pronunciation into
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: where I did not know what I was reading. Does
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: that make sense? I turned off the Hey, I'm going
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: to interpret what I'm reading. Nay, I'm just going to
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: try and pronunciate, pronounce these correctly.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody whoever's tuned into this episode, they have no
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: clue what you just read. Shout out Gordy. There later
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: supposed to be a hack. I don't even know what
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: the heck was.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: The hack was to make noises like in an Automontipia fashion,
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: like what's just a wire shosh and just say things abruptly.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: The other one is to place the snacks in a
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: sharcootery setting so it makes them feel like they're an
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: adult and that the shark cuter setting is irresistible. But
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: the first one is just to ramble at your kids
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: so that they get confused when they're crying or something.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: That would be the the Yenser way to explain Gordy's email.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: I like that here's a civil one from Jonathan Jackson,
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Jonathan Hey, dude, the Shockwave with Dewlight, the Lion, You go.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: If anyone hasn't done this, they should sign up for
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: Dolly Parton's Imagination Library. They send out a free book
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: every month for your child. The Dad Hack is a
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: sign up for the USPS mail tracking app. That way
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: you can see it when it will be in your mailbox.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: My kids love going to the mailbox and getting a
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: book that is addressed to them.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Love what you boys do. Keep up the hard work. Pes.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Just got back from a week long vacation on the
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: coast with a two to four year old good good,
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: and I stamped that with the Dolly Parton Dolly Parton's
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Imagination Library.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Answer.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: You get the Lama Lamas, the little engine that could,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: little blue truck spend it, the little rabbit that's got
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: carrots and he's got to spend it wisely.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: And his name has spent it as well. No, oh shit,
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: what's his name? Fuck? It's by Harry. Gordy's in my head, Gordon.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: It probably is Gordy. Hey, in speaking of dude, you
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: just said her name. I'm blanking Dolly Parton.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: Dolly Parton, Dude, can we talk about somebody that is
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: just as undefeated Dolly Parton. I mean she does everything.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: She does, the singing, she does the music. She's got
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: the movies, the movies. She's got a rodeo in Branson.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: She's got a full on theme park here in Tennessee.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: She's got a live show in Vegas that is like
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: the Dolly Parton roundup. She has We're on the Beach
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: in thirty A and they do the banner flyover Pirate
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: show and dinner at Dolly Parton's Pirate Cove.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: Blah blah blah. I'm like, what does Dolly Parton not do?
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: Does it all? She's a boss, dude, She's a boss,
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: still kicking.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: Brandon Haynes on Spotify says, great sound, fellas Dad hack
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: for you guys. If you're into the solid food transition
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: phase and have a dog, don't waste that expensive puree
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: when they don't finish, Grab yourself a Kong toy and
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: fill that thing with the spare food bag it put
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: in the freezer for a nice doggy distraction later on.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: That's a fantastic That's how.
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: You flip the jill whose dogs are these situation as
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: you come home with this one, you say, scarletted and
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: eat like, Hey, let me try this for the dogs
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: that are my dogs too, that.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: I love that, I love our dogs. Let me try
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: this for our dog. There you go.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, that's a that's a tough beat man. That's
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: a tough beat dude, and he wants thrones without her. Yeah,
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: that's a dragon.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: Was the episode good? Yeah? How is the episode? Yeah?
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: It was good. God, it's a good time. Wait, I
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: have a reintroducing the motherfuck the moment. I have one
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: right here.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: This is Oh she has a solid story by weight, counsel, email, video,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: and dropbox. Boys gotta make a dad loss and I
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: need the boys to strap in for this one. I'm
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: from Seward, Nebraska, GBR and I have a three year
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: old boy and a one year old girl. My best
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: friend had his bachelor party and Steamboat Springs, Colorado this weekend,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: wonderful spot and my wife, being a true empty sixer
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: that she is, said take my car since it is
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: an SUV and would be more comfortable for the four
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: of us going together side. Note the car is four
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: months old, pretty much brand new. Bacheler party was great.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Boys were bopping and played thirty six holes of golf,
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: and all the other stuff you can expect from on
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: a bachelor party. Fast forward to Sunday morning, as we
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: were checking out of the Airbnb and packing the car. Reminder,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: this is in a mountain town where bears are very
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: active and domesticated towards the tourists and the sum double reminder.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: I'm in my wife's new car while she's negotiating with
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: terrorists at home alone. My buddy goes down to start
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: putting suitcases in the car. He opens the trunk and
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: is greeted to a baby bear cup face to face
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: with him in our car. This bear is probably five
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: to six feet tall and as strong as an ox.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: The bear jumps out of my buddy obviously freaks out
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: and runs away. I see him run away, so I
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: obviously laugh because I think it's funny. Then I see
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: the state of the car ruined good passenger door, won't open,
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: good good on the ceiling, ripped apart and shredded, good
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: floorboard completely ripped up. Mmmm, steering wheel bit to hell. Yeah,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: bear poop and piss all over the golf clubs, which
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: smells great as far as mammal piss. We left a
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: sealed can of coffee and some chips in the car,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: and in our drunk state of the bachel party, we
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: must have left the car unlocked. Bear had a field day,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: and now I'm left with a total car on the
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: inside and a ten hour road trip in the same
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: car that smells like coffee mixed with piss and shit.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Good wife is sad, obviously, but it's been making some
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: barely funny jokes all day.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: She gets it. Godspeed boys, Boomer Sooner, good great, grand
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: good great.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: I texted you guys the video, but it's also in
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: dropbox for this episode. I would appear it could be
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: him to made a.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Nice little like reel about it, but the damage is crazy,
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: unbelievable heat. He ran through this car, bro.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, Dirty Mic and the boys dir Dirty Mike and
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: the Bears came through.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: Man, it really did. Oh no, thanks for the sex shack,
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Dirty Mic and the Bears. Thanks for the shack. Oh god,
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: oh my god, man, that's tough. Dude four months old too.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Oh guys, dude, that's that's what too. THO would say, Hey,
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: what happened to your card? A fucking bear?
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: No, for real, what happened a bear?
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: A bear, A baby bear, A baby bear did all that? Yeah,
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: baby bears are like five six feet tall. They kill you, Like, yeah,
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: uh reminds me of Tommy Boy when the deer comes
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: back to life. Yeah, I mean that truly looks exactly
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: like just starts ripping it up. God, that I mean
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: looked like a really nice car too. Is the saddest
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: part of the four months did he say four months
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: ago and brand new car?
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: Is that what he said? Pretty much? He said four
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: months old? Pretty much? Brand Oh my gosh. Yeah, what
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: was what you call? Geico?
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: You're like, hey, I hope I have my bear insurance.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: Hope that's covered. Yeah, good by a new vehicle SUV
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: for the family. Let's get a family vehicles?
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: What do I got?
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: A batchelor party? You mind? If I think the whip,
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: of course, go to you and.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Your boys did such a great job of keeping it clean,
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: taking care of it. That could have gone so many
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: different ways. I thought it was gonna go so many
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: different ways. Of fact, that mother nature struck. That stinks.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: I have a motherfuck moment from Colin Wilson.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Colin says fellas a proud veteran PT sixer, but I'm
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: in trouble and I'm in need of a medkid to
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: stop the bleeding. I've been with my wife since high school.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: We are now thirty two, so I know she operates,
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: but I slipped up. Usually we are hand in hand
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: on the frontline battling our three kiddos, but last night
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: I messed up. Right now, I'm standing across the battlefield
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: from empty six and it feels like I'm alone, no
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: weapons in sight, and she's just waiting over there with
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: a full artillery colin.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: I feel the exact same way. Continue.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: My wife is a badass nurse practitioner. She works her
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: ass off and has gone through hell to get where
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: she's at now.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: We recently moved to O'Fallon, Missouri for her shoutout O'Fallon,
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: showing w yard twice in O'Fallon as a young lad.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Come on, man twice twice. Pancakes, bacon, eggs. Oh, that
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: was the meal I had to come back to the
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: second day, Yeah.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: For her job, and for the most part it's been great.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: But two nights ago she went on a forty five
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: minute rant. She's screaming and cursing about her job. I
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: could tell that she just needed to get it out.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: So I just sat there, would say the occasional that
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: lazy bitch, or you're totally right, but just sat there
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: and listen.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: She used to do this that those are good moves.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: Call it. Those are good moves, call it. She used
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: to do this a lot at her old job, which
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: is all valid. Last night she started talking about my
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: sister growing wildflowers and calling them weeds and all these things.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: And I was tired last night. I'm in my construction business,
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: not labor or anything, but learning to become an engineer someday,
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: so I'm mentally tired. So I told her, why do
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: you have to be negative? It's exhausting. Oh, instant silence. Yeah, instantly,
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: I thought, why would I say that? Why would I
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: fucking say that? Colin and I have a lot in common.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: A couple of minutes ago, complete silence. I'm in the
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: middle of packing and doing laundry for our weekend trip,
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: and I stop and I apologize for saying that, and
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: still silence.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: We go to bed without talking, which is not like her.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: She likes hashing things out right away.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: We wake up, we're getting ready for work, and I
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: apologize again, silence. This is feeling like foreshadowing for me.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: Let's see how it works out for old SHRM later today.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: Pray for me when I have a three hour car
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: head back to Illinois tonight and I have a feeling
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: she's going to let the artillery loose. Silver lining is
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: that I'm going back and listening to old episodes of
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: the pod, and I'm currently listening to the pod where
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: Shirms started to play pubg right after getting into an
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: argument with Jilly Bean. Unless I'm at least I'm not
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: that stupid, love my sir, You've come a long way.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: Keep it up, boys, Colin Wilson, he's gonna.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: Be listening to this, so you got me a way,
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: You come a long way. Pause.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: Not I'm right, I'm back in my bullshit. But Colin,
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: at least I'm not that stupid.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: Is it crazy? Doesn't doesn't even affect me.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: I'm truly, I'm truly in the mental state where I'm like,
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: Colin's right, Colin's right, What am I doing?
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Hey? Colin wrote in let's talk about Colin right now?
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: About you man, thank you.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: I know I desperately need to talk I desperately needed
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: to talk about my student.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: It's so it's it's tough, dude. Like it's a reminder
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: for myself too.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: It's like, dude, you can get so stressed, whether it's
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: work stress, family stress, kids stress, deadlines, whatever, it is
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: just those moments where you feel like you can't see
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: past the next five minutes in front of you, and
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: you just say something offhand that you don't even fucking
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: mean yeah, or maybe like.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: Not that you mean it like you do at the time.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: But then.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: You get to where you have some time to yourself
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: and you're thinking about it, and you're just like, man,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not even articulating the thing. I'm wanting to articulate
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: in a way that is productive. Because at the end
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: of the day, well like we you and your wife,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: like you share the same goals. Yeah, you get just
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: caught up in those moments where it's so fucking hard.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: If you're lucky you were able to grab yourself and
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: gain some perspective. Actually, you know, why am I feeling
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: this way? Why am I fucking whining? Why did I
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: say this? Gain perspective? Then you just get back in it. Yeah,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: it's it's I mean, yeah, it's like that's life, right, No, it.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: Truly is and seeing it from their perspective too, Dude,
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: do you try and view it in a lens of
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: where I would love to go back and redo it.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: But for Collins, Yeah, like she might not have his wife,
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: might not have anybody else that she feels like.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: She feels like she can.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: Let stuff out right and express how she's feeling, so
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: she feels safe with you. And in that moment, you're like, Hey,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: when you're being vulnerable with me and you feel safe
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: to express your feelings, it's annoying and exhausting for me.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Which that that's in itself is a different If you
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: guys watched the four seasons, you know the part where
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: it's like, who's like the the nerdy guy, Will Arnett?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: I think so, remind me of four seasons.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: Four seasons is Steve Crail, Will Arnett. It's a really
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: good cast that Tina is.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that marriage too. But season one is beautiful, Yeah,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Will Arnett. Did you see the most recent season? No,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: I've watched episode one in Cat and I.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: There's a moment where it's like will it's Will learn
• 1:00:44
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• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: or like will Learnette he's like, you know, it's got
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: this like victim type conversation style going on, and it
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: kind of drains Tina Fey there like doing this marathon
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: running next to each other, and she's just like basically
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: says like, I don't want to continue. I don't want to,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: like I don't want to like get caught up in
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: your bullshit too. The way I'm where I feel like
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: it's like woe is me? And he's like, I'm not.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: I'm just sharing with you, like I'm sharing my life
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: with you because you're the only person I feel like
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: safe with to do so. And there's like a back
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: and forth to where it's like I resonate with that.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: So I'm sure Charo feels that way. If I'm woe
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: is Me, I can feel that way about her if
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: she's like woe is me, to where it's like, dude,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: let's just fucking why are we whining about stuff? Yeah,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: but to your boart, like what you're saying, like what
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: you're trying to articulate as well, is like yeah, that's
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: what that is.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Is like she's not doing it to everybody else.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: She's like confiding in you because you just need a
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: little moment to vent or if like I'm bitching about something,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: she might not be in the mood for it. But
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: it's like I'm doing this because I'm just trying to
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to put my bullshit on you right now.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I do.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: I do that a lot as well when I come home,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: especially with like stretches that I will encounter throughout the day.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: I'm like you have often said, like, hey, you always
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: have a bright, sunny disposition, and I do try and
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: maintain that, and I do feel very safe with Jill
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: to express that and she does a good job of listening.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: Thank you, honeyweetheart, Thank you, sweetheart.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know where.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: Good luck, good luck to my man on the car
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: right yeah, Colin you that's the a gap. That is
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: a gap at the end of the day, dude, you're
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: gonna get home. You love your wifey your wife, he
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: loves you, and y'all are going to solve it. And
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: it might not be a super short fix and hey,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: we're all done, Like it might be a fool on
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: sit down, pash them out, and what y'all solve in
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: that moment might not even be what that ultimate issue was, right.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: You might uncover some even better, more beautiful stuff that
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: will bring you all even closer.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: The the ultimate issue usually comes after both separate for
• 1:02:55
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• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: It's like, hey, I was a little fun. I was
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: fucked up for treating you that way. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Crack a Cold one, Crack a Cold one positive fires
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, she's getting very close to walking. She is
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  Speaker 3: which is honestly a site to see.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gauging her athletic ability off of her ability
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  Speaker 1: You're like, am I taking crazy pills right now? Because
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  Speaker 1: could turn this. She turned like thirty degrees and then
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• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: You had to see it. Yeah, it was incredible. Yeah, God,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: I feel that. Man, Sweet do you see that?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll send you a video chef of we got
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: a golf set for Scarlet.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: Obviously you're supposed to hold a golf club a certain way,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: you're supposed to swing a certain way. Scarlet quite literally
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: is out there with the golf club just like not
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: holding a ride at all, and like kind of.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: Just went on the golf ball. Whoa, hey, honey, you
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: did it.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: But she didn't really, but she kind of got something
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: like it to pinpoint, have that pinpoint accuracy. Yeah, something
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: to look out for the future.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: Man, yes, man. But that's why crack a cole one,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: my crack old one. What do we got to here?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: My craig of Cole's just to Rue. I think Rue
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: is just a wonderful big sister. She is so sweet
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: to Scottie. Sometimes Scotty pissed her off. I tell the
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: stories all the time of Scotty hitting her and how
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: they the moments where they're not getting along.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: But Rue is just so good with Scotty. Yeah, like Charo.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: She was working Sunday Sunday morning, and Scotty was sleeping
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: in Thank god. Rue and I are hanging out downstairs.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Then Scotty wakes up on the monitor and Rue is
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: just all about just being a part of it, like helping,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Like daddy, can you get the milk? I get the milk.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: She's like, I set it right here on the corner
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: of the island. I'm gonna go. I gotta go do
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: this real quick, and I'll take the milk up to Scottie.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: She takes the milk, she hears Scotty crying and goes
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: up to Scottie. I was like, oh, hi, Scotty, girl,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: are you okay?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: Are you sad?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: And I'm just listening to him on the monitor and
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: she's like, oh my gosh, you're you're awake. What do
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: you want to hug? And Scott he just leans over
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: the crib and they just kind of do like a
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: cheek to cheek kind of hug for a moment too,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: and it's amazing. Rue climbs up and gets in the
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: crib with her. They're like smiling and having fun. Ru's like,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: you know, Scotty's still kind of like waking up, so
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: she's like laying on her side and Ru's just like
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: laying like leaning forward to her, like whispering to her.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: Sweet nothing's yeah, asking about her?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Did you sleep good? You want me to take your
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: sleepsack off? Takes sleepsack off. They're just jiving, bro, Bro,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: that's unreal. Yeah, and it's cool. So that's what my
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: cracker cole One goes to. Like, Rue's just phenomenal and
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: we're very lucky that she's got like this like kind
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: heart to where she's like she thinks about Scotty, She's
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: into Scottie.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's ah my mom will call me and talk
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: about the show. Yeah, just a little stories she likes,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: and every time you talk about Ru's interaction, uh, interactions
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: with Scott, She's like, that just reminds me so much
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: of how your brother was like when you were little,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: just like how pro big bro he was and how
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: much he wanted to be your big brother and how
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: sweet he was to you. And she was like, that's
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: not every day, Like not every older sibling is like
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: that willing to Yeah, good big sister, big brother. But yeah,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: that's that's bad ass, dude. Yeah.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: Man, we feel very lucky getting to hear overhear that
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: too on the camera. Like does she know that you
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: can hear her? Do you think she's No?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: I don't think she's like aware, like she knows.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Like this morning she was yelling in this guy's room
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: and I had the monitors on still downstairs so she
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: could like hear the echo from the monitor and she's
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: like playing with it, like yelling stuff. I think like
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: she knows, like if she wakes up and she might
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: think about him back, oh they're on the camera, Yeah,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: but she doesn't.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: She's not thinking about it like that. That's what makes
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: it that much more sweet, is that that is Ruth's
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: heart are on full display.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: She's not putting on a performance for anybody. She's alone
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: in that room with her little sister, and that's how
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: she feels in that moment and wants to treat her
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: little sister.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: And you're getting to be a fly them alat Like
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: that's cool. I'll tell you what if she was.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: That manipulative, it's fun. You're dealing with a demon who
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: can think on their feet like that. At four, Let
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: me get in, let me get in the grip. Once
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: I hit the corner here, the camera is going to
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: be on you.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, Scotty, I love you.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: Then instantly come down, daddy, kaya cookie, Yeah, honey, of
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: course she's such a good big sister.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: What else do we have, man?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: I have a survival quit survival quit a survival kit
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: very quick. The pushcar toy, those red cars, they make
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: them in red, blue pink like the old school, Like
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: the handle kind of comes up.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: It's a black handle that's curved. Yeah. I was seeing
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: them all over the place and I was like.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: Dude, I'm done with taking Scarlet on walks and her
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: nana or her duna. I want to put her or
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: sorry nan it nuna or her douna. I want to
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: put her in her pink car. I want to put
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: her like in a little push car toy for walks.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: She has enjoyed them so much. She was already enjoying walks.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: She's loving her walks even more now. But bonus hack.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: Young parents with young kids, you probably sit in your
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: kitchen when you get home, wifi's maybe cooking dinner. You're
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: cooking dinner, and somebody's got to entertain the kid. They're hungry,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: they're tired, it's the end of the day. They don't
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: really want to play with their toys. It's kind of
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: that little pocket where like the chaos starts to build.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: What can we find to entertain our child? That pushcar inside?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 6: Dude?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Game over? Game over, and we got a little racetrack
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: around our sofa. Nice. It's such a hack, dude, So
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: put that in your survival.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: One that I'm thinking about my boy, Nikki Nikola, He's
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: got one of these. But what I'm looking at is
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: hot summer. It's like, how other things you don't want
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: to get in a pool all the time. Yeah, just
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: having something for them to play with, like outside, being outside,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: getting out of the house, doing something outside, or one
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: of those water shelves water shelves where it's like it's
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: like this interactive like you know, it's got it's like this,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: uh is it a.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: Shove water table water where you just feel it, you
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: take a hose, you fill it up with water.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: It's got all these little toys where they're outside playing
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: like in the water. Dude, it's like this water where
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: it's like interactive and they have all these things to
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: play with.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, and they're like simple something easy.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: There's a little floaty pieces inside of the table that
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: they can smack, but it's not flying.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the tip that are already set up something
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: like that. I feel like that'd be a good spind
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: on Amazon. Good spin.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: That's such a good spind And also shout out Blue
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: another survival kit that I just saw on a Blue episode,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: those old school slipping slides dude, like the twelve dollars ones. Yeah,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: it's just the tart. Yeah, that would be so sick,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: especially during the summer.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just throwing it out there, throw it out there,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: just trying to add survival kit.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, any dad's on the up, on the up
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: and ups, looking for some new looking for it, Jane, Yeah,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: you're looking for some game.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: I have some new dads. Oh yeah, shout out some
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: new dads here. We got Lorii, Faust, Hey, Will and Sure.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: My name is Lourie, and I want to shout out
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: my husband Dawson for joining Papa Team six. We welcomed
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: our first baby, Lillian into the world on June twenty second,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: and couldn't be more in love with our little girl.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Dawson has been listening to the podcast for a while
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: now and I wanted them to hear how appreciated he is.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: Fun fact, we watched a podcast together as a family
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: of three as soon as we got.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: Home from the hospital. Thanks for keeping us entertained. Milk
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: Team six. Out that comes from Lori fall shotting at
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: her husband Dawson.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: Come on, I have OMG dead Shots seven three two
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: seven on YouTube. He says, not a dad yet, but
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: I watched the pod religiously. Could not be more hype
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: to be a dad. Me and the lady are going
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: to be trying after our wedding in November. Cannot wait to.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: Be pt six much love that comes from OG dead Shots.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: Thank you OG dead Shots.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: Braxton Davis, He's coming to us in the trenches. Wife
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: is induced and the waiting game is on. For a
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: first time dead or a flutter would be great, but
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: most of us are not as privileged as shirm. Thank
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: you from Nevada for the great content. We'll be listening
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: to more throughout the night. Shout out the boy Braxton.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Good luck in the trenches, much good luck.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: In the trenches. Also for any real Sikos out there,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: do the math for me and check. That might be
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: our first Nevada ride in. I don't know, maybe b Maybe.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: Ethan Della Schmidt twenty five on Spotify, he says, new
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: dad Alert, new dad Alert.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: Hey boys, my name is Ethan Della Schmidt.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: I found the pod a few months ago and I've
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: officially binged every episode just in time for the birth
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: of our first child.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: Shout out Ethan. Shout out to Ethan.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: My awesome wife, Calli has been crushing it all pregnancy.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: Her due date is this coming Wednesday, July fifteenth. I'm
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: excited to step into this new season on Fatherhood. Our
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: baby boy's name is Wilson.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: Family name.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: Already got him a Wilson branded basketball in his nursery.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: Low key dad hack to name after a brand that's
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: a low key dad, lowkey dad act.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: Thanks boys.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: Neil Ashford right here he brought home his first child.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: Welcome my first into the world. Earlier this week, we
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: got back from the hospital just in time for trash
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: Day and I was absolutely wearing the merch found the
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: pod back in October when I learned that we were pregnant,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: and now I'm listening to this weeks and now I'm
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: listening to this week's episode. Trying to rock this guy
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: to sleep at two am so the wife can get
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: some rest. Good built for this keep it coming?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: Ps.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: How does this guy's pees bypass the diaper and soak
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: everything we put him in?
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: Good?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: They're broken irrigation systems man, Yeah, they just leak. They
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: just run up the bill and you're and you're the
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: sprinkler guy. Yeah, you're the sprinkler. Yeah, hey Will that's
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: on me completely. That is Kevin Gallagher.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: I oh Kevin, because that's a Neil Ashford was the
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: other one on top of that's a copy paste.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: They have Gallagher that. You know what's really sad. My
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: dad brain was just about ton that Kevin says the
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: whole time, What the fuck? This guy took my ship
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: word for word? Bar for bars. I got to meet
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: this guy. He looks like me.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: Well, Neil Ashford wrote in Will and Neil Ashward said, boys,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: new dad alert riding in for Maine. While listening to
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: episode fifty eight, Uh car wreck in Italy. Good Nice
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: Papa Sharham trying to out Dad old Shuram stew Good.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: My new baby girl is laying on my chest while
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: writing this. Yep, I joined the club. Little Quinn was
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: born on the tenth. Mom and baby are doing great.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: There is little miss Quinn with Neil Ashred walking out
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: with the Papa team six shirt on Well the real
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: Neil Ashfred please stand up.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: Thank you Neil for writing in twice. Thank you for
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: writing it twice, you say.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: He's been listening to the podcast from about episode ten
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: every week on the Dot.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: Hasn't missed asode.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: You guys have been an inspiration, helped through a tough
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: time last year when we oh goodness, they lost their
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: first baby to a miscarriage. It's been an up and
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: down year, but her arrival has made everything worth it.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: Keep up the pod, never keep it under an hour,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: and for God's sakes, take out the trash gvr PS wife.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: He took this on the way out of the hospital,
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: sent from iPhone. Neil Ashwrard, You're a legend, dude. These
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: are legend BBTV dot coms. Where can get the purch
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: Come on, shameless plug. Jordan Hag Hag Jordan from Missouri.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: M I Z just wanted to give a shout out
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: to my boy Chase in Columbia, Missouri for officially becoming
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: a member of PT six this morning with this brand
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: new baby girl. I got upstarted on the pod during
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: his baby shower and he is now PT six official ps.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Chase Daniel is a household name, even to my four
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: year old. And I hate this side of the oscar.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: But Apple Crisp is already has a place in Canton.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: And number five was straight disrespectful, just a straight and
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: Chase Dean.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: Just a straight from a fellow ide. Fuck you, Chase,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: Oh goodness.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: Voicemails, voicemails, let's rip them.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: We got six on one the dads you want to
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: call in vent sharl wynn or lost anything that your
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: heart desires six and one of the dads, and we.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: Also read emails six on one of the dads at
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: gmail dot com. We'll read those after these voicemails. This
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: first one is titled I'm jacked about fish.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 8: Hey, this is Tyler from Idaho, PT.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: Six oh two kiddos, a.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 8: Three year old, no one year old. I got to
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 8: tell you about my potty training story. We got given
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 8: a fish tank, and we said, hey, once my three
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 8: year old girl poop's on the toilet, we'll go get
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 8: a fish from the pet store. Well, after about three
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 8: weeks of this filled fish tank with no fish in it,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 8: finally Dad got tired of looking at this empty tank
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 8: and said, well, I took a poop on the toilet.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 8: Dad's going to get a fish. So I went and
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 8: got fish with the kiddos, and I tell you what
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 8: we got home. The wife saw it. She said, oh,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 8: he's lonely. We need to go get some more. So
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 8: we got five more, had a tank full of six
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 8: and said, hey, we should get another fish tank. So
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 8: we got another fish tank. Then I wanted to put
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 8: up a deer picture in my little boy's room, and
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 8: the wife hates that deer picture, and so we compromised
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 8: and uh put the deer picture away. And I'm gonna
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 8: get myself a one hundred and ten gallon goddamn fish
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 8: taint to the living room that the wife is. Okay,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 8: so any of you pecho sickos joined the fish club,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 8: Let me know. I'm jacked about fish. That's all I
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 8: can think about. I got fish swimming in my head.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 8: Twenty four to seven. Anyways, love the show, keep it going.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: So yeah, anybody out there fish, let him know. Let
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: him know. Please, he's jacked about fish. Please in my comments.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: If you have a fish, please in the comments, let
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: us know how many fish you have and what type
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: of fish.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: Please. He's juiced about fish right now.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: Let's go Tyler. That is instantly in my top two
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: and it might not be too too what smells God.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: We've had some good we've had some good ones.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 5: But that energy, the fact that he rolled in said yes,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: I was gonna hang a deer fish or a deer
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 5: picture up, so we compromise.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: So we're getting a third fish. Literally, it was like,
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: let me get fish tank?
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: Did gallon fish tangk wait what it's crazy?
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now I'm thinking fish tank. Tyler, one hundred and
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: ten gallon fish tank. It's a big fish tank. It's
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: a big fish tank.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, yellow fish tank that's one hundred and
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: one of them John's and like, oh, okay, okay, but
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: still large large fish.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's an ecosystem. Yeah, let's go Tyler, shut out, Tyler,
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: man than you on the toilet. Yeah, you know what,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: Daddy took a ship. Let's go get a fish. It's lonely.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: Let's get friends. Let's get friends. Speaking of taking ships,
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: this one is titled thumb up My ass Nice.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 6: Boys.
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  Speaker 9: First time call her heading back to the hospital after
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 9: spending a day and a half there.
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  Speaker 4: My wife absolutely.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 9: Going through it all at the C section emergency and
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 9: she nailed it, crushed it. I was just sitting there
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 9: with my thumb up my rear end. But you know,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 9: I'm so proud of her. We were surprised throughout the pregnancy,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 9: not knowing what it was, and it turns out I'm
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 9: joining you guys doing the old girl Dad. So when
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 9: we got back to the room, I had a regular
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 9: popa teens six hats standing there with the girl dad
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 9: pat sitting there. Was like I was picking the chopped
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 9: pot college where I was gonna go next to grab
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 9: that girl dad hat with her in my hand, threw
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 9: it on my hat with the happiest moments of my life.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 9: But I just called to thank you guys in your podcast,
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 9: and you know, preparing me, enjoying me, expecting what you
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 9: know us the don'ts, the good, the bad, as I
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 9: like to call it, embracing the suck, getting ready for it.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 9: And I'm looking forward to those late nights, early mornings,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 9: three am wake ups, doing dad shit and taking care
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 9: of business so she can sleep and heal up. Just
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 9: thank you guys for everything.
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  Speaker 2: Keep up. You can't wait to keep listening to you guys.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: Let's go, let's go. Congrats. Don't talk about her dogs.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: Don't your wife dogs?
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't bring up the dogs for God's sakes, and
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: watch your favorite show with her.
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  Speaker 2: Don't watch it alone.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: Baby bea tracks And this is actually kind of big
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: because another guy wrote in, we'll play this and then
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: I'll I'll do the ride end that I got.
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  Speaker 2: Gentlemen, what's going on?
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  Speaker 6: This is Sam from New York. So the lady and
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 6: I are our last vacation before our beautiful little girl
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 6: comes in August. We're big beach people, you know, we
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 6: go up to the beach, hanging out out. I guess
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  Speaker 6: my question is, what are what are some beach some
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 6: beachacks for the little ones, because when I go, it's
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 6: you know, I bring a chair, I bring a twelve pack,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 6: I bring a sandwich, and everything else kind doesn't matter.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 6: You know, maybe some sunscreen, you know, maybe some sunscreen.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 6: But uh yeah, I need some bea haacks because I
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 6: can't be coming going into this blind. You know, I
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 6: got I gotta, I gotta have some intel, some recon
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 6: But uh, I would love to love to hear your thoughts.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 6: Love the show, appreciate you with hell Is Petsio out.
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  Speaker 2: Does he just have one? He just needs some bechacks?
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: Oh I do not know. I would assume based off
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: the conversation that this I believe is what he said.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, nine month old, he needs some bechacks, umbrella boom,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: big towel boom to play on.
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  Speaker 1: He's got the twelve back. Get her some apple juice,
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: get her some of her favorite drinks, got the pouches.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: Make a little sandwich for her.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: Make a little sandwich. You're gonna need a portable cooler.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm talking the soft shell coolers, something you
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: can strap over the shoulder, because you're not gonna be
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: able to have a buddy, or a tack team to
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: do your regular hardshell cooler that takes two people to carry.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, buying some seashells ahead of time, again not knowing exactly,
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: but yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh my god, you found that she's seashell. Will.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: That's really really really good, dude, like obnoxiously really cool,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: big seashells that would not be there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, you celebrate like they're about to enter
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  Speaker 1: the Seashell Hall of Fame.
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  Speaker 2: Will, that's really good. I found that one somewhere. I
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: don't know where. Let's go do what.
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  Speaker 5: I was at the beach once and I was a
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 5: kid and everyone kept tripping over the sea show and
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 5: I dug it up and it was a full on
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  Speaker 5: coun show.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: Does happen for sure, because I read about this hack
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: man a long time ago.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: But you may have to I would have called my mom, Dude.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: I literally people were like kicking and be like what
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: is this?
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 7: What is this?
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: And I dug it up and it was like the
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: greatest thing I've ever It's the size of that football.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: You just broke my like you never realized.
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  Speaker 5: No, because because genuinely we found another one that was
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 5: all gross and broke down the beach. That had to
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 5: that one was real.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, then maybe it was okay, okay, But it's the
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: thing think about you.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: You're trying to get your little one into seashell, like, oh,
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: let's go for seashells, and you're trying to get them
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: invested unless you've already scouted the area. Know there's a
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: bunch of seashells. Could be on the beach where there's
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: not a lot of seashells. So you buy some, throw
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: them around, get them bought in. Oh my gosh, go
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: show mom, take them back to mom.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: Yes, and honestly, Deeke, you you know, figure out with
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 3: mom and dad and then if you need to come
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: back and unpack this.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: Save space, save space, save space. What was the other
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: thing I was gonna say?
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, Jill got a uh maybe twenty something dollars tent,
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: thirty something dollars tent off Amazon.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: You can type in like baby size tent and we
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: set that puppy up on the beach. That was killer, Yeah,
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: smooth smart.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 5: That was tweeted these ones out to us because some
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 5: beaches can't have the four leg tents. Yes, they're now
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: becoming illegal because they can get caught by the wind
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 5: and go down. Yes, so there's these like two plague
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 5: long banshee looking things that appear to be the solution
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 5: for that, because our beach just banned the four leg
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 5: tents seek.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: Those were everywhere. We're thirty a and they're sick. Shout
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: out Matt Webb, shout it with us on a shout
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 3: out Matt.
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  Speaker 1: If your little one loves the sand, make sure you
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: get the sunscreen on before you go to the beach.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: Before you go to the beach, you just went too
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: for two good.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: So I'm just trying to think of all the things
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: that kind of like are a pain in the ass
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: from like, ah, I should have put sunscreen on before
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: she wants to get out and plane the sand to
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: where you know, you know how this thing gets alf
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: sticky to the body and stuff.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 4: Plus, yes, I got one for a little boys. Please
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 4: make sure full sand castle making equipment. Yeah, it's a given.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 4: And then every kind of different ball you can think of, Yeah, football,
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 4: frisbee can jam out there if you want. Shout out,
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 4: dime lap, they make a waterproof ball. Shoutout dial Lab,
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 4: shout out no free shadow like those are easy ones.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: But that's like and if they love like operating around
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: the beach, like in the sandplane and the sand, like
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: getting your rest in there and digging a hole. That
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: was a big one that uh I did for Scotty
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: on this past trip down to thirty A. He's digging
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: a hole myself. So then she's just you know, she's
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: just busy. She's a busybody down there.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, dude.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: And if they allow you to cause some beaches will
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 3: let you do fires like y'all have that fireman out there,
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: s'mores do late at night when the cool air starts,
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: rip and bring some blank extra blank you it's.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 2: Then you're cooking, dude. And maybe a rotating blanket too.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: And now you get them on either way.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: You get them on the you get them on the blanket,
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: the sand gets off. You're trying to have the sandwich,
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: you're trying to enjoy the lunch. Sands kind of getting
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: around everywhere like, oh, how do we not get all
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: the sand stuck to us?
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: Get it out? Maybe a rotating blanket and now what
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: now what is a rotating the rotating blanket?
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: Like get it in the rotation you take out another blanket,
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: whip it down, move them onto there, multiple blankets there
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: we okay, okay, good one.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe we haven't done that. I'm just trying to think, like.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 3: What's a I like the terminology of rotation blank It
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: makes it sound official.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: You gotta let them know, Hey, something's gonna happen here.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: Stuff's gonna hit the fan. Yept next man up mentality.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: We have rotation towels for scarlet like post bat time. Yeah,
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: because towel from the night before it.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 3: That's now the towel that dadas or Mama sits on
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: while we get back the You know what I'm saying,
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: rotation towel.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: I got a new name for it, bowler hack.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 5: Instead of ice packs, we use frozen water bottles, so
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 5: eventually they turn into consumable water bottles. Now that's a chip,
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 5: original chip, shut out chip that dude, sleep on that ice.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: Packs so you can't do anything with the water. You
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: then get the water. Don't sleep on that hack. That
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: is a good one. That's applicable to anything.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: A bonus tip somebody had written they are season ticket
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: holders to West Virginia.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 2: They are going to be taking their seven or eight.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: Month old to a West Virginia football game this coming season.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: They had asked for any hacks since we took Scarlett
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: at four months. I would say, must must, must is
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 3: earbuds and then all the other essentials. Obviously you're taking
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: everything that you would bring in your diaper bag, but
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: earmuffs and then some toys. Because you might think the
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: football game's fun. They might not, but they sure, they
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: sure do like their toys. Bonus hack, good bonus hack,
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 3: good bonus hack.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: Thank you sir. Yeah, of course. Emails dude, let's get in,
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: let's dive in. I have a fresh one right here
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: from Justin keel Oh, Justin.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: My son Briggs, five years old, was in a side
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: by side accident with my niece Cassidy, who is sixteen
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: years old, on June twenty ninth. Both were unconscious, but
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: by the grace of God, a county worker happened to
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: be passing by her home and witnessed the accident.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: My God did.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: They were both transported to George Regional Hospital. Cassidy a
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: stable and back home. Although she has lots of cuts
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: and bruises, she's recovering and dealing with a lot of pain.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: Briggs was transported to the USA Trauma Center with small
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: uh the mothorax, a rip fracture, two spinal fractures, A
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: small fraction is right pelvis and hip buddy a hematoma
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: is kidney and severe road rash on his face chest
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: back in pelvis. Less than forty eight hours after the accident,
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: he was up walking with the help of a walker
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: and some encouragement from Rainy the physical therapy dog. Fast
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: forward one week. His road rash is completely healed. He
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: starts physical therapy this week, and he even stood up
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: on his own with no assistance. That kid is a
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: stud and way tougher than his old man. Since all
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: this happened, we have an even greater respect for parents
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: raising children with disabilities. Keep doing what you guys are doing.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: The podcast encourages me to embrace the good mentality. I
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: don't have to I get to pet Siko out Justin.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: I appreciate you.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: Writing in man.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: I can only imagine that's gotta be so tough man.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: And how lucky is how lucky is Briggs to have
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: a parent like Justine. Yes, dude, and Briggs is an
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: absolute stud.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: As his dad mentioned in the email forty eight hours later,
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: being up and moving with the walker, and dude, shout out,
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 3: just shout out all those workers that are dealing with
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 3: these trauma kids and pouring into them, supporting them, having
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: stuff like the dogs in there to like bring up morale.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: It's just awesome. Yeah.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: Hart goes out to Cassidy as well.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes, I'm in the side by side by side
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: accident with my niece Cassidy, assuming Cassidy was the one.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: Casside's good.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it says a lot of a lot of cuts
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: and bruises. She's recovering. She's recovering well and dealing with
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: a lot of pain.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, shout out the whole fam. I'm made that.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 5: That is very scary and we're glad. Every video four
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 5: in dropbox. If you'd like to see him walking with
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 5: his walker.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, let's go, oh dude, and you got the support
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 3: dog right there, Rainy the support dog.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 10: Stud Let's go, buddy. That's yeah, man, oh man, I
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 10: know that was scary as hell.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: Goodness, Briggs, you are the man. Rainy's the man. Cassie,
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: you are awesome. Glad everyone's over, Yeah, sad.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: Alert.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 3: Dustin Whitlock, This is Dustin Wiglock. Writing and he is
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 3: currently fighting cancer. He is from Florida. Uh, he's giving
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 3: credit to his absolute sick o of a brother, So
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 3: his brother is actually fighting cancer.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 2: Sorry. Around Christmas last year, my college treammde slash teammate
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: called to catch up like we always do every couple
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: of weeks and said he thought he might have might
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: have crones and was going to the doctor to get
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 2: checked out. Fast forward to the end of January.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 3: He called me on the day of our district championship
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 3: trying to win our first one in twenty five years,
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 3: to see how I felt about the game and what
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 3: our odds were. After about five minutes talking about the game,
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 3: he told me he didn't want to distract me, but
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 3: wanted to let me know that he had just left
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 3: the doctor's office and found out that he didn't have crones,
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 3: but he had stage three B colon cancer and would
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 3: have to have surgery to remove the tumor and start
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: chemo to fight it. Once the surgery was done, this
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 3: absolute sicko told me not to worry about it and
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 3: not to call him back.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 2: If we didn't win.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 3: My boy Scotti P is a husband, a father of
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 3: to two of the most adorable little girls and also
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: the head football coach at.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 2: His alma mater.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 3: Not only is he fighting and beating cancer, but he's
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 3: still leading his football program in summer workouts, youth camps,
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 3: and team camps, all while going through chemo and all
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 3: the struggles that come with it. This guy has won
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 3: courage awards, been in newspaper articles, and even had a
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 3: feature in a magazine.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: But all he says is he's under.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 3: He is undeserving because people get up every day and
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 3: go work in fields where they might not make it home,
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 3: while all he's doing is living with cancer.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: I told him one day we'll be standing in the
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: back at our kids' weddings. I have two boys same
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: age as his girls, laughing about how he beat cancer.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 2: He beat cancer's ass and live to tell the tale.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: While he hates the attention he's getting.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 3: I wanted to send this to you guys to get
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 3: the rest of PT six Nation sending teas and ps
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: to this absolute sicko of a dad, husband, brother, and coach.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 3: Appreciate everything you guys do and love the pod. This
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 3: is Dustin Whitlock with his boy Scottie p and they're fam.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 2: That's awesome. Shout out Scotti pe Man. Dude, shout out.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: That's got to be.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 3: Extremely challenging to not only go through that but to
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 3: lead others while Yeah, to be a leader, Yeah.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 2: To continue to show up just overall, like not think.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: About yourself, Yeah, dude, which is you have every reason
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 3: in the world too, right, Yeah, dealing with cancer, going
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 3: through chemo.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and two kids at home. I think you said,
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 2: two girls.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 3: To be strong, for them to be strong, for wife
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 3: to be strong, for the whole apparatus of the school
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 3: that you're at, for those teachers that work alongside you,
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 3: the students that just know you, the kids that are
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: on teams that you coach. There's a lot of people
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 3: looking up to him. So to not only be going
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 3: through that, but to also keep on being a leader
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  Speaker 3: a good one at that, Shout out Scotti Peakle.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like a man that's very connected to his why,
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  Speaker 1: which his why sounds like everybody else. Yeah, his face family, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Somebody that's clearly an example
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  Speaker 1: to others as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, extremely selfless, extremely selfless, dude, shout out Scotty Peach.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out Scotty p The fact that we get to
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  Speaker 3: read stuff like that, and that people like Scotti p
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  Speaker 3: even remotely indulge in the show humbling and awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you have a very good friend in Dustin
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  Speaker 2: goes with that. He's just proud of his guy. Man. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: he's just proud of his dude, Scotty Peace does why
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  Speaker 2: would you do that? Man?
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, Scotty P' is probably gonna be a little pissed. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he's gonna be like, dude, what the hell? And Dustin's
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 3: gonna be like the man.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, I love you. That's awesome. Yeah. Uh, do you
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  Speaker 2: have a lesson?
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  Speaker 3: I have a quote from a Husker. Do you want
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 3: to guess who the husker is? Before Tom Osborne?
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  Speaker 2: That was a really good guess. It is Warren Buffett,
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  Speaker 2: the Oracle, the Oracle. I don't know if you can
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 2: say he's a until he opens up that book. I
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 2: didn't know that, but what what are we doing? Yeah,
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 2: until he opens up that book.
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  Speaker 4: For the.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 2: Dude, he's a billionaire. GBR is just like you, dude,
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 2: if I had that buffet money, dude, you already know.
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  Speaker 3: But there's a reason he has that buffet money. You
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, Because he buffets it. Yeah, but
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 3: if I buffeted it, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and you're
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 3: Willie see you know it's going to the Surs.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, come on, a nice chunk. Well, it wouldn't
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: even be considered a nice chunk. It would be considered
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: a nice chunk for the Skurs.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Never, not for the bagillionaire Warren Buffett, not for
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 2: the oracle nah man. Uh This also comes from Nathan Matson.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 3: Uh D gave me the great idea of pulling a
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 3: quote from There's a section the discord before the Dad's
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 3: disc the lessons in Quotes of the Week, and Nathan Matson,
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 3: who's on our discord, submitted this Warren Buffet quote. It reads,
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 3: measure your success in life by how many of the
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 3: people you want to have love you.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 2: Sorry, let me restart.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 3: Measure your success in life by how many of the
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 3: people you want to have love you actually do love you.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: It's a good quote. Thank you. All I'm thinking is
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 2: does he's not with the Husker? Does he know what
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 2: husker nation to love him?
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 3: Willie Willie boy as Theason also shout out Uncle Tanner.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 3: I feel like the uncles and the funkals don't get
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 3: a lot of shout outs on the show. I went
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 3: to Atlanta for the Rangers Braves game and a lot
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 3: of people were popping tops in the outfield and throwing
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 3: shirts over their head to get on the big screen,
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 3: mostly kids. And this one kid goes, Uncle Tanner, take
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: your shirt off so you get.
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  Speaker 2: On the board.
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  Speaker 3: And he said it loud enough that a bunch of
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 3: drunk fans behind us heard it and they go, yeah,
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 3: uncle Tanna, take your shirt off, Uncle Tanner, And then
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 3: people all around us are going, Uncle Tanner.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 2: Became a thing.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 3: Uncle Tanner popped his top and he stood up there
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 3: and he threw that shirt around his head and he
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 3: made his nephew's day doing it. Made his brother laugh too,
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 3: who I'm guessing is the father. He did not get
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 3: on the board, but Uncle Tanner became a legend that
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 3: day because after he popped his stop, there were Uncle
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 3: Tanner to collapse for at least like ten more minutes.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 3: That's a great shout out. It was legendary, local legend.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 3: There's like a lure behind it. There's there's a lure
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 3: behind Uncle Tanner. And if that is your Uncle Tanner,
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 3: if you know Uncle Tanner out there shout out Uncle
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 3: take you shot out Uncle Tanner. If you know Uncle Tanner,
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 3: shoot him a message. Yeah, shout out to you Uncle Danner.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 3: Uncle Tanner. Dude, we gotta get him. I actually want
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 3: to find him so we can give him an uncle hat.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 3: That was the whole point of bring BWTV dot com
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: WTB dot com, btbtv dot com. Take out the trash.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 5: Can we do one shout out to I believe one
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 5: of you guys has an email from a guy named
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 5: Brady Daily. The only reason I want to shout this out.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 5: It should be in your pt Sico community section. Uh,
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 5: this dude has been putting in shadow government work for
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 5: our Strava for pt fit. Oh, so it's a nice note.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 5: He's been reaching out a ton just to let us
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 5: know what's going on in it. But a cool little
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 5: pocket community we have.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 2: We have forty eight ptsicicos in our Strava app.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 5: Currently, Drava tracks your workouts any running you can do
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 5: with Strava, you can sink it with Spotify and so
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 5: it's a full workout app where it's a community base,
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 5: so everyone in the Ptcico Strava can see the other
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 5: dads working out. No shun tiles how far they run
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 5: and sorry to I know you an email with it.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 5: They just today syncd it up with the Discord. So
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 5: now all the discord guys and put their Strava into
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 5: the pt fit community. So now everyone that's in the
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 5: pt fit Strawa app and the Discord are together in
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 5: this app. So everyone's working out together.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: That's badass. It's badass.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 4: He so.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 3: Bonus shout out from deec about Brady Daly, who has
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 3: a bonus. Bonus shout out to some of his boys.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna rip some of the rip there. They're on
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 3: the Strava app. Cody Cox, He's never met him, but
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 3: he's his dog. Matt Covington, Mike Farr, Kyle Lang, Mark Gooch,
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 3: Max King, Brandon Pimentel, Pimentelle, James Plato, and Kevin Cleary.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 3: Love what you guys are building. Thanks for bringing a
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 3: bunch of dads together to become healthier husbands, better fathers,
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 3: and better men. Also shout out to his best friend
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 3: Blake and his wife Mikayla on having their first baby
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 3: girl on the fourth of July. Firecracker Baby, Welcome to
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 3: the world, Miss Charlotte Independence, Baby Independence baby, Freedom baby,
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 3: freedom baby.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 2: Whatever you told me last year, Red, white and.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 3: Blue baby, Yeah, Stars and stripes baby, Yeah. Man, Young
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 3: George Washington, Baby, you're cooking.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 2: Take out the trash man, Take out the trash man.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 1: Love you, guys, Appreciate you. Keep showing up for the dads.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 1: Always in, Forever,