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S4Ep9: Scared Straight · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: Amal and I is part of the Oddpods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome.
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  Speaker 4: Hello. Oh, who is that we hear? Is it our
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  Speaker 4: favorite guest?
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  Speaker 2: Could it be?
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  Speaker 4: Maybe. I don't know if he's our favorite or not,
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  Speaker 4: but it's your favorite.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Who knows?
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  Speaker 4: It's Aaron Randolph.
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  Speaker 3: He's pretty fucking great.
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  Speaker 2: I am nobody's favorite.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody's favorite Aaron Randolph.
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  Speaker 4: Well, look, you're one of our favorites. That would be
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  Speaker 4: the better way.
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  Speaker 5: To say it.
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  Speaker 3: I think you're pretty fine.
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  Speaker 4: I think you're amazing, but I don't know if I
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  Speaker 4: like you better than James or not, so I just
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  Speaker 4: would rather not.
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  Speaker 3: Let's maybe stop ranking people.
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  Speaker 2: Who is this James person? I will rip this girl out.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness. Boys get so competitive.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah just just sorry what i meant was you're our
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  Speaker 4: favorite guest of all time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yes yeah there's.
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  Speaker 3: No one else in the world.
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  Speaker 4: Yep nobody even remote i like you better than our guest.
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  Speaker 3: More than anybody else club freeze frame.
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  Speaker 4: That's amazing i i didn't know i needed that until
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  Speaker 4: you gave it to me.
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  Speaker 3: It's wild is that what you were going for yeah
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  Speaker 3: i think.
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  Speaker 4: So 100 amazing i'd love to know the end of
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  Speaker 4: that joke that he tells when he falls through the
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  Speaker 4: ceiling Do you want me to give you one of
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  Speaker 4: my earrings?
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  Speaker 3: That means we're dating.
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  Speaker 2: I'm good. I'm good.
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  Speaker 4: God, again, you're so fast on the nose. Be nice
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  Speaker 4: to me as a hostess. All right, let's go. What's good, people?
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  Speaker 4: How's life?
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  Speaker 3: Girls want everyone to want them all the time, Erin.
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  Speaker 3: Even if you don't, just say you do.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: All right, that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: I am.
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  Speaker 2: I'm good, thanks. My standard response.
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  Speaker 4: There's polite kayfabe, sir.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe he's aromantic, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: No, he's Aaron.
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  Speaker 2: At this point in my life, I am Aaron, yes. But,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, yeah. Feels like less and less of
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  Speaker 2: a priority as time goes on.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, see, Aaron got a groove back.
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  Speaker 3: If you're in the Buffalo area and you'd like to
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  Speaker 3: date a book subbie.
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  Speaker 1: Email us. What is wrong with you? We'll hook you up.
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  Speaker 2: Please see a therapist because you need help.
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  Speaker 3: You can kick his ass apparently. He likes it.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I do like it.
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  Speaker 3: How's it going, Aaron?
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  Speaker 2: How's the book coming? I thought we all froze for
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  Speaker 2: a second there. I was like, did I just lose
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  Speaker 2: the Zoom meeting? What the fuck?
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  Speaker 4: You lost the room. We all froze because we weren't
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  Speaker 4: sure what to say because you don't want us to
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  Speaker 4: be like, what's up? You're hot. And you don't want
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  Speaker 4: us to be like.
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  Speaker 2: Don't be nice to us, we hate you. Yeah, so obviously,
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  Speaker 2: I have no retort to that. What's up? I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Not a lot. Not writing, I'll tell you that much.
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  Speaker 1: Not writing?
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  Speaker 2: Okay. No, each time I try, I fail. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: just like, you know what?
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  Speaker 3: Hit the wall there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the wall is like the Great Wall of
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  Speaker 2: China times 10,000. It's huge.
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  Speaker 1: Any new gaming projects?
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  Speaker 2: Gaming nuts. I have a couple on the way, but
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  Speaker 2: they're not here yet, so I'm just kind of twiddling
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  Speaker 2: my thumbs waiting for them to arrive. But yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 2: selling some of my old stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, are you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Stevie wants something that I showed him a
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  Speaker 2: while back, and I'm like, yeah, absolutely. So I take
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  Speaker 2: that money and I put that towards the next thing,
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  Speaker 2: whatever that's going to be.
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  Speaker 3: Are you selling anything publicly, like eBay you want to
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  Speaker 3: plug or anything?
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  Speaker 2: No, not really. Okay. No, I don't sell publicly. I
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  Speaker 2: pretty much just sell to friends and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: Or if somebody comes to me and wants a specific
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  Speaker 2: thing that I can do, then I'm like, yeah, sure, absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: I'll just have them pay for the parts. Because I
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  Speaker 2: enjoy putting that shit together.
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  Speaker 4: I know a super... super attractive girl that really wants
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  Speaker 4: to play this old DOS-based Roger Rabbit game.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 4: You might be able to help her. Because she has
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  Speaker 4: a 3.5 floppy disk and has the disk unit, but
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  Speaker 4: she's not smart enough to back-install or emulate that game.
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  Speaker 4: But we take that offline, sir.
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  Speaker 2: Give me five minutes. Oh, you said super attractive. Anyway....
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  Speaker 1: Whoa, wow.
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  Speaker 3: Spicy subby.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in a mood today. I can't help it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a bitch. I'm just going to go ahead and
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  Speaker 1: preemptively put the slaps at eight.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's fair. That's fair. You might add an
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  Speaker 2: extra one. We could go to nine. It's fine.
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  Speaker 4: No, look, you would like that. Let's just instead talk
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  Speaker 4: about the episode. Maybe that feels good. Because this doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: This episode, season four, episode nine, is called Scared Straight.
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  Speaker 3: The original air date was December 10th, 1988. Directed by
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  Speaker 3: Terry Hughes. Written by Christopher Lloyd. Not that Christopher Lloyd.
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  Speaker 2: God damn it.
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  Speaker 4: What do you guys think Scared.
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  Speaker 2: One of these is going to be by the actual
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  Speaker 2: Christopher Lloyd. And I will explode.
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  Speaker 3: What do you think Scared Straight will be about?
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  Speaker 2: You might be gay, Marty.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta go back in time and fuck Biff.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta get this story up to 88 miles an hour.
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  Speaker 2: And then, well, stay away from your dad. That's a
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  Speaker 2: little too much.
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  Speaker 3: Alright, that's what he thinks it's about. Kristen?
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Dorothy.
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  Speaker 2: There was so much lesbian talk in the last episode that.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: I'd say Dorothy hires a cop to scare the crap
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  Speaker 1: out of one of her students so that he's better
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  Speaker 1: behaved in class.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: This is another heavy topic, so sorry, Aaron. You lucked
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  Speaker 3: out with a back-to-back.
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  Speaker 2: If the script is better, I will be all about it.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 3: We'll see if you like it. Who do you think
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  Speaker 3: will be the hardest for Aaron to prove is the villain?
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  Speaker 2: Um, if I am right, I feel like, I feel
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  Speaker 2: like Dorothy would be the most sympathetic. Oh my God.
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  Speaker 2: So I would say Dorothy, man.
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  Speaker 3: I was waiting for it and he didn't do it.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't. I know.
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  Speaker 2: No, I didn't. I'm so sorry. I was like, uh,
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  Speaker 2: I've been trying to catch you off guard.
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  Speaker 4: Capitalism.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, you got me. But, you know, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Do you agree, Kristen, with Dorothy? Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I think that'll be a good one.
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  Speaker 3: Miss Zbornak, please, is our answer.
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  Speaker 4: Perfect. Locking it in. All right. Well, we've established our villain.
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  Speaker 4: We've established what we think this is about. So now
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  Speaker 4: all that's left is for us to have you guys
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  Speaker 4: listen to these commercials. We're going to go away. We're
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  Speaker 4: going to listen... And watch the show. Because we love
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  Speaker 4: our commercials. That's why we also listen to them. But
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  Speaker 4: we'll see you back here in a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Abby, fire this episode up.
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Hey, man, it's me, Kevin Smith.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody knows at the root of any good relationship, any
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  Speaker 5: relationship worth anything, is the only thing that matters between
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back. Oh, sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Kristen, never. Do it again.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Welcome back.
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  Speaker 3: Yay. Kristen talked.
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  Speaker 2: I talk sometimes so.
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  Speaker 3: Funny well aaron was telling us off air this was
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  Speaker 3: a much better episode this week he liked it much.
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  Speaker 2: More yeah no i absolutely loved this episode this was
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  Speaker 2: this was fantastic it was a much better script i
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  Speaker 2: it handled a heavy issue not as heavy-handed as the
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  Speaker 2: last one did so many great lines. Like this is,
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  Speaker 2: this has to be one of my favorite episodes of
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  Speaker 2: the golden girls so far. Oh, nice. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There's some good singers.
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  Speaker 3: Rose had some great lines.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You had to be proud of your girl, Kristen.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, this is one of my shorter quizzes because I
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  Speaker 4: was laughing so much.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Same.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Great.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I am ready.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I think Aaron's got to go back.
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  Speaker 2: In the room.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it.
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  Speaker 2: We need a new room.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no, you're back in it.
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  Speaker 4: No, it should reload now.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's here.
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  Speaker 4: I just have to share it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, book subby left.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no. Does that mean we need a new code?
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  Speaker 4: No, you should be able to put in the code again.
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  Speaker 4: Do you mean to drop it in the chat? Or
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  Speaker 4: is it still in there?
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  Speaker 2: Can I rejoin? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah cool cool perfect.
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  Speaker 2: All right ready here we go.
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  Speaker 4: Let's do this you're.
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  Speaker 2: Going down whoa oh yes she's sassy like rose i
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  Speaker 2: i literally just want one can you let me have
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  Speaker 2: one just.
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  Speaker 3: One I don't know. You had to take one away
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  Speaker 3: from her to feel good about yourself last week.
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  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't to feel good about myself. It was
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  Speaker 2: to make Kristen feel worse. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's the story of my life.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Story of my life.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no. I would never do that to Kristen. Kristen.
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  Speaker 2: I was just butthurt about my different strokes mistake.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 4: It's an easy mistake to make. A group of young
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  Speaker 4: children living together, going through different times versus a group
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  Speaker 4: of young, diverse Black people living in a college setting.
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  Speaker 3: I get it. Same thing. Same thing.
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  Speaker 4: You know. Anyway, let's move along. All right. What is
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  Speaker 4: Blanche's brother's name? Okay, book subby.
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  Speaker 2: Clayton Hollingsworth.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Point Aaron. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Clayton.
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  Speaker 2: I got my one.
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  Speaker 1: Yay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to do the breakfast club pose and just
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  Speaker 2: hold it.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Don't you forget about me for the rest.
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  Speaker 1: Of the quiz.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was going to say, this is a shorter quiz.
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  Speaker 3: His arm is going to get so tired.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a shorter quiz, but I don't think
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  Speaker 4: you should hold it because there are still 11 questions.
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  Speaker 1: If she could pull it off, I'd be really happy.
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  Speaker 3: Let's just watch.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well, let's try to get through the questions then.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 4: How many days does Sophia say she has left to live?
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  Speaker 4: I hope he doesn't have to sneeze.
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  Speaker 1: Three.
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  Speaker 4: Yes. Okay, point Kristen.
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  Speaker 3: Does your nose itch, Erin?
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  Speaker 2: I'm dead.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, this is hard.
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  Speaker 4: All right, next question.
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  Speaker 1: It keeps getting wider and wider.
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  Speaker 4: It's weird because the breakfast conversation Club pose is jiggling now,
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  Speaker 4: which is weird. All right. According to Dorothy, where does
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  Speaker 4: Blanche keep her welcome mat?
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  Speaker 2: Dang.
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  Speaker 4: Kristen.
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  Speaker 1: At the foot of her bed.
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  Speaker 4: Nope.
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  Speaker 3: Audience, he is still posing.
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  Speaker 4: He is.
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  Speaker 3: He is committed.
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  Speaker 1: He's committed a bit.
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  Speaker 4: I love it so much.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Just a little giggling, but still holding.
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  Speaker 4: This next one is a no stump bonus. I'm going
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  Speaker 4: to hit reset on our buzzers. And what did the
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  Speaker 4: set used as the park that Rose and Clayton meet
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  Speaker 4: in double as when Charlie's friend came to visit? Kristen.
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  Speaker 1: The zoo?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there were flamingos in those planters.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to play anymore, Erin?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm great.
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  Speaker 3: No, Erin.
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  Speaker 1: He's still celebrating that one point.
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  Speaker 3: I think there's a bug on your eyelash.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like, are you okay?
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  Speaker 3: He's holding it.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Next up. See, this is so that he can be like, well,
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't play.
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  Speaker 1: I got a picture of it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, please.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Great.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: I reset.
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  Speaker 3: They can't appreciate this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they need to see this.
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  Speaker 4: Whose nephew wore paisley clogs and gave out puff pastry
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  Speaker 4: on Halloween? Kristen.
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  Speaker 1: Olga Larson.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: All right. I'd ask you to give out the score,
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  Speaker 4: but based on the score, people might think that Gina's
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  Speaker 4: the one holding the Breakfast Club pose. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want the scores?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's fine.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, sure. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Erin and Gina have zero.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Book Subby has one, and he's still celebrating. And I
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  Speaker 1: have four.
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  Speaker 3: Is that arm tired yet? He kind of nodded. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we're going to keep going.
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  Speaker 4: He's committed to the bit.
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  Speaker 2: He's committed. I'm impressed.
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  Speaker 4: What famous actor's poster does Clayton say he stole from
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  Speaker 4: Blanche's wall when she went off to college? Dang it. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: I was close that time. But Kristen, you're still first.
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  Speaker 1: Montgomery Clift.
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  Speaker 4: Yes. Buzzard.
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  Speaker 3: He's on point.
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  Speaker 1: Fast fingers.
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  Speaker 4: Are you both using the space bar? Is that why?
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  Speaker 3: I am.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Aaron can't. His hands are nowhere near the keyboard.
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  Speaker 4: At this point, no one but Kristen can win. But
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  Speaker 4: we'll continue. Just for fun.
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  Speaker 3: Just for funsies. I don't want to have zero.
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  Speaker 4: What does Clayton say happen when he finished talking to Rose?
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  Speaker 2: Gina.
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  Speaker 3: He slept with her.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: You let me have that one.
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  Speaker 4: I think she might have. I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 3: Look at her face.
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  Speaker 1: She totally did.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Aaron's eyes opened. We have a change.
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  Speaker 4: We know Miami is cuter than an inner uterine. But
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  Speaker 4: what is Clayton gayer than?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, he got so close.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my arm is killing me.
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  Speaker 4: And while you guys were all looking at Aaron, Gina
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  Speaker 4: snuck in and buzzed.
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  Speaker 3: Gayer than a picnic basket.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. All right.
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  Speaker 3: I applaud you. That was pretty good, Aaron.
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  Speaker 2: Bravo! I thought I could hold it the whole way.
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  Speaker 4: You were so close.
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  Speaker 2: My arm was burning. I was like, oh, fuck. I
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  Speaker 2: can't hold it.
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  Speaker 4: Truth be told, you made it. You got three questions
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  Speaker 4: from the end on that.
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  Speaker 3: You went real far.
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  Speaker 4: That was impressive.
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  Speaker 2: I'll take it.
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  Speaker 4: Great, great.
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  Speaker 2: One of the dumbest things I've done in service of
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  Speaker 2: a bit. But I'll take it.
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  Speaker 3: Don't worry. You're young still.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there'll be others.
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  Speaker 3: Go ahead, Miss Scabaretti.
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  Speaker 4: What do the waiters have to wear at Jose's? Gina.
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  Speaker 3: Skin-tight bullfighter pants.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: Yep. Okay. Okay.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: This picture looks like Aaron's punching me in the face
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: because my face is leaned down.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: Who is at the door for Sophia? Kristen.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Mildred.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Mildred has some fucking weird logic.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: She may be the villain. I went to your window.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: I knew you were napping, so I yelled at your window.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Who the fuck?
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: What?
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Leave a message with another roommate.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Or call the house and someone will write it down.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Leave a note on the door.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: What the hell's wrong with you, Mildred? You gave this
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: woman a complex. Villain.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Last question. Not that it matters. Blanche is struggling to
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: say I'm sorry, but what two little rows. Oh, my God.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. Guys, let me try that again. Blanche is
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: struggling to say I'm sorry, but what two little words
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: does Rose say are hard for Blanche to say? Dang. Kristen.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Not tonight.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: That was the last question on this one. This one,
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: I was honestly just enjoying their little sassy banter. And
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: so I didn't write as many questions as I normally would.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: It was a great episode.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: It was a good episode.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: I know you won, but can you give us the
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: final score?
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Erin has zero points.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Cool.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Booksebi has one. He got his one point.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Gina got three. And I won with seven.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Fuck off.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: I mean, good job you did that.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: This bus is in so fast.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say it's because I did sign language,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: so my fingers are fast.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Could be.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: That's an option, I guess. Alright.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Your finger blasted a lot of people in high school.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: My arm still hurts.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: Do you have some trivia for us, perhaps?
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Think of how muscly you'll be, book subbing. Yeah. So,
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Monty Markham was Clayton Hollinsworth. He was on Baywatch, which
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: I never watched.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: He's done a ton of stuff. I recognized him almost immediately.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Where'd you know him from?
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: I think he's... I recognized his face immediately, and I'm like,
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: I've seen him in other things, but I can't... He's probably.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: One of those guys that's done like one episode of
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: like everything during that time. Yeah.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Gwen Davis was Mildred. She was in Blank Man. Nancy
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Peretti was Lois. She was Christina Applegate's mom in Bad Moms.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Sharon Howard was a woman. She was in one episode
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: of Mr.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Belvedere.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Daryl Ferreira was the man. One episode of Magnum P.I.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Stephen M. Porter was the waiter. He was in Heart
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: of Dixie. They say Clayton is 45 years old. Monty
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Markham here in real life was 53, so not terribly
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: far off. If you notice, the front door has a
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: peephole in this episode because they needed it.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't always have a peephole.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: References we made. Rich Little, comedian and impressionist. Barbara Eden,
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: you may know her as I Dream of Jeannie. Magic Johnson,
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: NBA star.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Who has the same birthday as me.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Well, I guess I have the same birthday as him.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Happy birthday yesterday, Magic. Or like a month and some
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: days ago.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Montgomery Clift was an American actor in From Here to Eternity,
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: among other things. And they mentioned Ted Turner, who started
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: colorizing movies, unfortunately. I don't know why he thought that
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: was good.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: That's all I got. Unless anybody else had anything they noticed.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: No, but I did forget to say something about the
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: last week's episode. So I did want to just in like,
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: I guess, like a corrections corner or something. I wanted
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: to just as a call out because we shit on
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: this a lot in our other show, Gina, which is
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: the show Get Along Gang. And in that montage, the
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: sad montage in the brother, can you spare a dime
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: in the homeless shelter? There's a lady that's holding the
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Montgomery Moose plush toy from that show.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: While she's sleeping. And I forgot to mention that last week.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. Yeah. I was like, oh, fuck. That's Get
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: Along Gang's moose in that lady's arms. The sweet little
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: old lady had like a plush moose doll.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Good spotting.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: That's great.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, you don't see a lot of.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know how big the merch was.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: Moose dolls in like blue sweatshirts that look like a
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: football jersey. So.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Who's our villain? Dorothy?
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Dorothy.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Is that right?
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Does Aaron know he's talking to us?
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: Sorry.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: My mic was muted. I realized where I know him from. Yes.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: He did a 2012 episode of Leverage. It's one of
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: my favorite ones. It's called The Rundown Job. He's the
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: bad guy. Oh, cool.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Did he have that southern accent or was that?
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: No.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: No.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: He plays an entirely different character in this.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: I imagine that's not his real voice. That accent seemed
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: put on. All right there, Missy, take it away. Whenever
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: you're ready.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so Dorothy was my villain, right? So I think
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: this was another one of those ones that's like a
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: little hard. You guys did too good of a job.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: But I think like in general, she does try to
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: minimize like her mom's Like, whenever Sophia thinks she's going
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: to die or something's about to happen to her, right,
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: Dorothy's always like, shut up, you're fine. And I do
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: think that that's a little villainous because obviously, like, Sophia
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: has a feeling of what's going on. Now, in this case,
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Sophia was fucking wrong. It was just that her friend
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: was an idiot screaming through the window. And I do
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: think Gina's right. The real villain of the episode is Mildred.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: But.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Fuck you, Mildred.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: I do think that at times Dorothy's character is written
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: to comedically be dismissive of her mother. But I think
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: in actuality, if a real person had been as dismissive
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: as she was to this, that she just had a
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: feeling like she could have handled that better. So I
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: think that makes her like the mini villain in this
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: is that she was just kind of like, shut the
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: fuck up, mom. You're fine.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Even when Sophia was trying to listen to what Rose
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: was whispering, she was shoving her away.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: That's not a great look either.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: I think with Dorothy, it's denial. Because she's like, no, no, no.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: And then the doorbell rings and she's like, oh my god!
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: Something we forgot to talk about, we talked about talking
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: about too, and it's not on the villain theme, but
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: my Grandmother on my dad's side was named Dorothy. Right.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: You ladies just discovered that when I was telling the
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: story about her yesterday.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Mark Dorothy has a relative named Dorothy.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: I do. I do.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Dorothy Mae Rudolph.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Which I thought was pretty crazy. Later Dorothy Scabaretti, huh?
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: And it's like, how is it season four and I'm
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: just finding this out?
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: Well, and she wasn't Italian, but she was married to
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: an Italian because I'm a Scabaretti. So it is kind
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: of a.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: You are a golden girl through and through.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And truthfully, Spornak is probably like Polish or Czechoslovakian
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: and I am Czechoslovakian. I'm 50% Czech. So realistically, I
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: am the living reincarnate.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Only you're from Brooklyn.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: Of Dorothy, yeah.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: And like six feet tall.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I don't quite have the height. There was
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: a lady on my... flight from tucson uh yesterday that
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: was very very tall she had on sandals and she
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: had the general gray uh haircut style that b arthur
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: had she didn't look anything like her but she was
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: tall thin yeah and i was like that's wild this
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: is the like closest visual representation i've seen of someone
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: that could like cosplay dorothy It was just like a
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: random lady from Tucson getting on the plane.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised you didn't ask her to be on our podcast.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Madam, do you have a microphone at home?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Can I have a moment of your time?
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: It's always like 85 to 90 degrees in that airport
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: because for some reason they can't cool it down with
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: all the doors open all the time.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: It's a thousand degrees outside. That AC is working hard.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: She was probably melting.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: Well, so anybody have anything else to share? Or maybe, Aaron,
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: you want to tell people where they might be able
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: to find you in the world?
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Any donut shop, really.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Is it me? Do they have Nella Nella Donuts?
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know. But what they don't have are books.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: And if you like books, you can go to any bookstore, Amazon,
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Barnes & Noble. And you can find Thane, T-H-A-N-E, or
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Rekha and the Inevitability of Life. Either of those are
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: my books, and I love people who support me and
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: my books. So thank you. If you do check them out,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: and if they're your bag, that's awesome. If you want
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: to talk to me about them, holy shit, I will
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: talk your ear off. That's where you can find me.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: I'm also on another podcast called BFYTW, which we've done
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: for seven years coming on.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, over 300 episodes, still going strong.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: Yay.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: I just listened to the last, I know it was
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: a little while ago, but the last Beefy Uppity, and
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: I was loving that.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: That was good. Yeah, we had a lot of fun.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: I love doing Beefy Uppity.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Smokey was kicking butt.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: No spoilers.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: And then if you'd like to reach us, you can
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: find us across all socials at OnTheLiniPod. And you can
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: also email us at onlonipod at gmail.com.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: This is me.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, Abby.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: This is me. Our cheesecake is ready. Awesome.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Let's go eat some cheesecake, guys.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Let's go.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Abby was nice enough to get it for us.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, we'll see you guys later. Bye.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Bye.