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Rihanna and The Death of Rom Coms with Chris Franjola. · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello, and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: We have your favorite, my favorite, Chris Fangiola. We have
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  Speaker 2: so much to discuss.
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  Speaker 3: I know, and I'm trying to have a real conversation
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  Speaker 3: with you.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Save it for the pod. We have so many juicy
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  Speaker 2: and I said, save it for the pod, which by
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They are available. Is it really?
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  Speaker 3: You have to save it for the pod?
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  Speaker 3: That's a great idea.
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  Speaker 2: Right now I'm wearing a shirt, though, that says, I
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  Speaker 2: got pregnant, the Juicy Scoop method.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And this girl, Ashley, congrats, sent it to me. I
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  Speaker 2: just found out I'm pregnant thanks to the Juicy Scoop method.
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  Speaker 2: Heather knows what she's talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Ashley Courtney. Ashley Courtney. Clear blue. Okay. That's how you
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  Speaker 3: still do it?
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  Speaker 2: I like a clear blue because it's pregnant.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: It says pregnant. I want to just tell people, obviously
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  Speaker 2: Rihanna used my method too.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: ASAP Rocky. But before we get into all that, let
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  Speaker 2: me tell you what the method is.
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  Speaker 3: Is it ASAP Rocky? That's how you pronounce that? ASAP Rocky?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm probably wrong.
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  Speaker 3: It's not as soon as possible Rocky. No, I was kidding.
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  Speaker 3: But no, it's not because that's what it stands for, right?
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  Speaker 2: Hi. As soon as possible.
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  Speaker 3: Rocky. Like if you ever got pulled over by the police,
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  Speaker 3: you have to say his real name. As soon as possible, Rocky. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you what the method is because
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  Speaker 2: I've said it a million times. And it worked for
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  Speaker 2: me for my second baby. A lot of people do
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  Speaker 2: all the ovulation tests and everything. And I think sometimes
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  Speaker 2: it just is a little too in someone's head. So
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  Speaker 2: if you're having trouble getting pregnant, the thing to do,
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  Speaker 2: just try this for like a couple months or two.
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  Speaker 2: People are going to get mad at me. It doesn't work. Listen,
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  Speaker 2: my method doesn't hurt anybody.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't hurt anybody. It doesn't cost any money. Right.
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  Speaker 2: When your period has concluded, okay, you start boning the
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  Speaker 2: man that you want to have a baby with.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: As soon as possible, Rocky or whoever you find. And
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  Speaker 2: every other day, For at least 10, but if you
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  Speaker 2: want to knock it out of the park, 14 days.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Not every day. Every other day. Time of day doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 2: Every other day.
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  Speaker 3: And that is as soon the day or period?
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  Speaker 2: The period is done.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Period's done. Take out your tampon, take a shower.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Put a towel down.
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  Speaker 2: No, you won't need a towel down. God, you're such
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  Speaker 2: a dude.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, every other day. Okay. Okay. Because it's going to
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  Speaker 2: take the stuff out of your brain about it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's a nice schedule. It's not overwhelming for the husband
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  Speaker 2: or boyfriend. It builds up some good sperm.
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  Speaker 3: Does it? All right. That's good.
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  Speaker 2: You're not supposed to do it every day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. You know, and all the other things that you
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  Speaker 2: want to do, have your husband not smoke pot or
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  Speaker 2: take too hot of a jacuzzi, probably a wise choice,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm not getting into that. My method is this,
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  Speaker 2: and I have hundreds, and I'm not exaggerating. Hundreds of
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoopers who have come up to me and written
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  Speaker 2: me and said that once they did this, they actually
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  Speaker 2: got pregnant.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: So there you go.
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  Speaker 3: That works. That's a good tip.
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  Speaker 2: I want to get into our weekends. I'll say go first.
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  Speaker 3: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: Raven had her first modeling shoot.
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  Speaker 3: Raven? My dog.
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  Speaker 2: I was asked to do... A celebrity dog photo shoot
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  Speaker 2: for a coffee table book that's in the works.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And anyway, she was very good. Really? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So it's you and the dog together.
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  Speaker 2: It's me and the dog, yes. And she looked great
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  Speaker 2: and she was good. So that was our exciting day.
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  Speaker 3: Can I ask you what I'm supposed to do with
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  Speaker 3: a coffee table book? Am I supposed to?
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  Speaker 2: Actually look at it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because nobody really does, right? I have several in my house.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, everybody has that black and white Tom Ford book.
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  Speaker 3: The Tom Ford one.
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  Speaker 2: My God. Every stager.
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  Speaker 3: There's a Beatles one that everybody has.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody has. Yeah. I actually, you know what I do
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  Speaker 2: look at it is when I'm at an Airbnb. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I always start looking at those when I'm at an Airbnb.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Because I'm like, that's kind of fun. It's like a
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  Speaker 2: Palm Springs or whatever. I want to get into your weekend. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Because you had a stand-up career move.
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  Speaker 3: It was during the week. It was a Wednesday night.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Tell me what happened. Take a deep breath. this
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  Speaker 2: is a therapy moment for a comedian.
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  Speaker 3: It really is a therapy moment because it ends in
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  Speaker 3: a real therapy moment anyway as you know as a
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  Speaker 3: comedian and myself and most comedians will know you sometimes
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  Speaker 3: get hired to do things called corporate gigs yes big
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  Speaker 3: corporations will hire you to come and do comedy at
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  Speaker 3: their convention or whatever right never a good idea never
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it's ever been a good idea in
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  Speaker 3: the history of comedy ever But this person wrote me,
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  Speaker 3: emailed me and said, would you be interested in doing this?
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  Speaker 3: And they gave me the price. And I was like,
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  Speaker 3: that's a great price for a Wednesday to fly to
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  Speaker 3: Houston and do it.
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  Speaker 2: Great.
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  Speaker 3: And I did it.
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  Speaker 2: I was a little jealous, I'll be honest. Yes. But
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  Speaker 2: then I thought, oh.
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  Speaker 3: Well, now you don't have to be.
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  Speaker 2: But then I saw that the audience was like all
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  Speaker 2: male in the construction business.
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  Speaker 3: Construction business, yeah. So I'm like. 2,000 of them.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, Chris is a good choice for that.
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  Speaker 2: Heather McDowell would not be. Okay, go ahead. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, and then it was a band coming on afterwards. Now,
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  Speaker 3: let me just say this to all corporations out there. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Hire the band. Just the band. Just the band. I
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  Speaker 3: don't want to take money out of any of my
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  Speaker 3: comedian brothers' pockets.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you are, though, right now.
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  Speaker 3: But don't hire comedians. I know you think you like comedy.
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  Speaker 3: I know you think you want comedy. You don't want comedy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to go in and say, if you'd
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  Speaker 2: like to hire me for something that is very, like
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  Speaker 2: if you have a ton of like female, it's beauty,
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  Speaker 2: it's a weekend, it's something like that. But when you
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  Speaker 2: do book the comedian, it has to be like they
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  Speaker 2: know that that's what's happening.
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  Speaker 4: Right, right.
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  Speaker 2: It's got to be– if it's like a TED Talk
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  Speaker 2: thing and then part of it is I come in
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  Speaker 2: the middle of the inspirational people and I just make
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  Speaker 2: them laugh. Yeah. And they're already sitting and paying attention
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  Speaker 2: to a speaker, then I think it's great.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: It seems like your situation was the complete opposite of that.
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  Speaker 3: The complete opposite.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: Well, first of all, they told me to go do
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  Speaker 3: sound check. So I landed at like 3 o'clock in Houston.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then I walked to the venue.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Which I got bum information from the hotel lobby. They're like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: it's right down the street. And of course, three miles
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  Speaker 3: later in the pouring rain, I'm like, where is it?
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my God. It was pouring rain on me. And
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  Speaker 3: I get there and they hand me the check right away,
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  Speaker 3: which is the greatest thing ever. You're like, this is
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  Speaker 3: three o'clock in the afternoon. I don't have to do it.
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  Speaker 3: So anyway, the check, I'm already done.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Now I get there. And it's a giant venue. It's
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  Speaker 3: a giant outdoor. Echoey. No seats. No seats. People standing.
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  Speaker 2: So it's a comedy concert, like with Che Diaz.
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  Speaker 3: It is a 100% comedy concert.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I go on at 6 p.m. 6 p.m.
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  Speaker 2: Also, awful time for stand-up.
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  Speaker 3: And they give me the list of the itinerary, what's
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  Speaker 3: going to happen to see me. Buffet at 6 p.m. Comedian,
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  Speaker 3: 6 p.m. I'm like, oh, so they're putting the buffet
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  Speaker 3: and the comedian on at the same time. I'm like, yes.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody cares about me. Nobody knows who I am. Nobody
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  Speaker 3: knows Juicy Scoop. Nobody knows Cover to Cover. Nobody knows
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  Speaker 3: Chelsea Lately. Anything. Nobody knows. Nobody cares. Nobody knows. So...
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  Speaker 3: All of that's just awful. It's all just very humbling,
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  Speaker 3: the whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: But you're just rubbing the check. You're just rubbing the check.
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  Speaker 2: You're just rubbing it against your groin going, it's okay.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay. Take a deep breath.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, all of that. I wish I was one of
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  Speaker 3: those people who could just take the money and run.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not that good at it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not either because when people go, comedy must be
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  Speaker 2: the hardest thing in the world. I can't imagine standing
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  Speaker 2: up there when nobody laughs. Yeah, it doesn't matter how
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  Speaker 2: successful and rich you are. When you're in it, when
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  Speaker 2: you're experiencing the bombing or no one paying attention or
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  Speaker 2: all talking while you're on the stage, all the money
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  Speaker 2: in the world can't take the feeling that you get
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  Speaker 2: in your heart and your head.
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  Speaker 3: And no matter how big the check is, no matter
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  Speaker 3: how big it is, it just didn't. So that's what happened.
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  Speaker 3: So then it couldn't be louder. They served the buffet.
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  Speaker 3: It's all people talking about whatever. They're like construction workers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're tired of their work.
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  Speaker 3: And whatever. And they don't want to be, they just
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  Speaker 3: want to have a couple of drinks and go back
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  Speaker 3: to the hotels for a convention. And it's very loud.
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  Speaker 3: And I say, is anyone going to stop the music
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  Speaker 3: or the talking and say I'm coming on? And they're like, no.
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  Speaker 3: Just walk on stage and say what you do. Do
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  Speaker 3: your gig or whatever they tell you.
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  Speaker 2: And they wanted you to roast people.
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  Speaker 3: So then one guy who I guess hired me or
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  Speaker 3: works for the company goes, and do some roasting. These
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  Speaker 3: guys want to be roasted. So I'm like, oh, okay.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But did they want you to– I don't know. I
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  Speaker 2: once did a gig like this too. Yeah. And they
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  Speaker 2: said they really, really roast these– they really are waiting
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  Speaker 2: to be roasted. And I'm like, okay, but I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what Carol in accounting– Exactly. wears on a tuesday
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  Speaker 2: and what her cupcakes taste like like how am i
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  Speaker 2: gonna know that they almost like think that's what i
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  Speaker 2: get what.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna do i think yes right and i'm like.
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  Speaker 2: But i like if that's the case which i do
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  Speaker 2: think sometimes people want and it could be amazing that's
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  Speaker 2: gonna cost you a whole that's gonna be a week
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  Speaker 2: worth of comedy writers getting information and coming up with
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  Speaker 2: stuff like this is that's too specific.
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  Speaker 3: And there was also too many people to like Like,
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  Speaker 3: this place was so gigantic. The person in the back,
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  Speaker 3: I'm roasting one guy up front. They're like, who's he
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  Speaker 3: even talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Right, right, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I can't see that person.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, crowd work doesn't work for 2,000 people.
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  Speaker 3: So I get up there and I'm like, good evening, everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Zero reaction. Like, not even one person turned around.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody. And they're just eating. And I don't think they
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  Speaker 3: can even hear me. It's so loud of just, you know, talking.
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  Speaker 3: It would be like a kid who, like, at a party,
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  Speaker 3: all of a sudden you get up there and just
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  Speaker 3: decide to go, here comes comedy, just out of nowhere.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And so it's already like so awful. I'm just like,
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  Speaker 3: this is the worst thing I've ever done in my life.
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  Speaker 3: And I got to do a half hour and I
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  Speaker 3: look at my watch and I'm like five minutes in
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  Speaker 3: and it's just nothing. Then one lone weirdo, who I
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  Speaker 3: guess also just walks. It has no seats. So he
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  Speaker 3: just like walks like right to the front of the stage.
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  Speaker 3: He's just staring at me, like listening, like a good person.
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  Speaker 2: Or someone on the spectrum.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was more of that. So all of
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  Speaker 3: a sudden I start roasting him. I'm like, he's the
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  Speaker 3: only one here.
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  Speaker 2: Here it goes.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know who this guy is. And I
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  Speaker 3: start saying things like that. This idiot's coming over here.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't know if he's the CEO or something,
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  Speaker 3: but whatever. So I get off the stage.
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  Speaker 2: Or just had no friends.
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  Speaker 3: And the guy goes, I said, I could tell it
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  Speaker 3: was going badly. I could just tell.
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  Speaker 2: And you did glance at your watch at this point?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my God, for a few times.
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  Speaker 2: And how much time were you committed to doing?
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  Speaker 3: A half hour. Then at like 20, and a band
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  Speaker 3: was coming on after me.
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  Speaker 2: When you glance at your watch for the first time,
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  Speaker 2: where were you at? How many minutes in?
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  Speaker 3: 10. And I would, and it was, I had no,
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  Speaker 3: at this point I'm like, should I just start a story?
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  Speaker 3: Like that nobody would listen to it. Like nobody's listening.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So now I'm just kind of riffing off the crowd,
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  Speaker 3: which there's nobody listening into that either, except for the
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  Speaker 3: one idiot up front. And- And then the guy who
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  Speaker 3: hires me, I see him on the side of the stage,
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  Speaker 3: like doing this, like at like 20 minutes. He's like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, and I was like, I'm sorry, what? I'm done?
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  Speaker 3: And he's like, I said, I'm just getting warmed up.
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  Speaker 3: And then like, it was like a couple of claps
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  Speaker 3: in the audience. Like, oh, then all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 3: like a performer in me came in and I'm like, applause.
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  Speaker 3: It was like three people. Just like, I guess. So
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  Speaker 3: then I'm like, oh, let me go longer.
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 3: I could have walked off right then. Why didn't you?
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  Speaker 2: Why didn't you save yourself?
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  Speaker 3: I heard one person applaud and I'm like, here they come.
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  Speaker 3: They want more.
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  Speaker 2: We're such sick, dysfunctional. We are the bottom of the artists.
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  Speaker 2: When you think of artists and the art form, stand-up
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  Speaker 2: comedians are the worst.
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  Speaker 3: The worst. I had the check. I could have just
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  Speaker 3: walked off and went to the hotel. I would have
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  Speaker 3: been in the hotel by 7 o'clock, 7 p.m.
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  Speaker 2: Taken a shower in bed.
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  Speaker 3: And flown back the next day.
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  Speaker 2: Hit under the covers.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And they hired me for two. Let me just say
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  Speaker 3: that in advance. They hired me for this, the one
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  Speaker 3: I did, and one in two weeks.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: That was what they hired me for. Okay. So anyway,
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  Speaker 3: the guy's doing all this and I go on for
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  Speaker 3: 10 more minutes. I do my half hour and the
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: guy's dying in the corner. Like, oh my. I guess
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: somebody told him, get this fucking guy off the stage.
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: Or you're fired.
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, more or less. I think that's what happened. God.
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: So then I get off the stage and I'm like,
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: how was it? And the guy's like, eh, fine. But
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: he just like running around. Like I could tell he
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: was putting out fires on his phone. And I knew
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: it was bad. So I walked back to my hotel.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: In the rain.
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: In the rain. And I'm just like, it's the whole
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: thing is just awful. And I'm just like, just get
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: on the flight tomorrow and go home.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: And then the guy was- Just when you thought you
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: beat it. You have an experience like this that brings
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: you out and said, you are a stand-up comedian. You
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: are the bottom of the pyramid of entertainers.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: I swear I could never get to, like, another level.
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: Every time I get to, like, it starts to look good,
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: some shit like this happens.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Every now and then.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Where you're just, like, humbled back down to... I
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: got off. I was under the impression because I'm, you know,
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: I'm out of my mind. I was under the impression
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: that I'm going to get off the stage and 2,000
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: people were like, amazing. What a performance. Nobody knew who
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: I was. I'm standing there for a minute just to wait.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: Somebody might come up to me and go, thanks a lot. Nobody.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: I was like, I should just leave. Like, this is bad.
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: So then what happened?
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: Then I'm driving to another gig.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: This week, Friday night out in Bakersfield. And I get.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: At a normal comedy club.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: A normal comedy club. I get a text from. from
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: the guy who booked me says, Hey, can you talk
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: a minute? Which is the worst text you could possibly
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: get for anything.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: Anything that's anybody that you have a text relationship and
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: then they call you. It's bad.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: It's bad.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: It's bad.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: So I, I, I, I've called him back immediately knowing
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: what it was going to be. You know, I had,
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: like I said, I have another one coming up and
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: I said, uh, what's up? He goes, Hey man, what
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: happened on Wednesday? Already, like that's the opening line.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: Putting it on you.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like what happened on Wednesday? I was like, what
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: do you mean? He goes, they said you were roasting
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: the wrong people. And I said, and he goes, why
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: were you roasting? And I said, they told me to roast.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: The guy literally told me. Here's what the guy told me.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: He said, he goes, I love the roasting. And he goes,
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: and then after I got off, the same guy told
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: me to roast. I didn't even know if he was
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: involved in the company. He was just like, I love roasting.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: But he goes, can you give me an email address?
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: I want to email you more roast topics for when
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: you come back in two weeks. So I'm like, oh,
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: this is great. But I think this guy wasn't even
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: part of the company. So the guy's like, why were
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: you roasting? And I'm like, they told me to roast.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: And nobody was listening. He goes, well, you roasted the
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: wrong people. I'm like, I don't know who I was roasting.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: It was 2,000 guys in Patagonia vests. Like, they all
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: looked the same. White guys with, you know, dockers and
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: Patagonia vests. That's, that was, and that's kind of what
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: I said. Like, I wasn't roasting like, your wife's a
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: fat whore. Nothing like that.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. It was nothing horrible, you know? So anyway,
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: and then he said some, you know, some other things
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: that they were not, they were not very happy. And
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: I think, I honestly can't believe they were even unhappy.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: I didn't think they were even listening. I didn't think
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: they listened enough to be unhappy. So I said, I
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: assume I'm not doing the next one. He goes, no.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Like they want their money back on the first one.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: He goes, you cash the check, right? I'm like, fuck yeah,
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: I cash the check. Like it's cashed.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: I had a situation like that.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Let me hear it. Just to make me feel better.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: I had two. One was they offered me so much
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: money to do this thing in Vegas. This was like,
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know, eight years ago. Yeah. And then they
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: came back and they're like, we don't have as much
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: money in the budget.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: This is what happened, I think, with this one.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: But it was still so much money. Yeah. So I
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: was like, okay. But they do the roasting thing. But again,
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: it was a thing in Vegas with huge ceilings and
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: people at big round tables eating very far from the stage.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: I did my best.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: And I think I had to also introduce people, which
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: you know how scary that is for me because I
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: mispronounce everyone's names. So it's like, that is more stressful
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: for me than anything. But they were like, do some impressions.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: And no one knew what I was doing. All my
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: faces and stuff. They can't see my face or see
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: my screen. Right. And they, too, were like, we're fine.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: You don't have to do any more. Just introduce. Because
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: I was going to do, like, some time. Introduce somebody.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Then do more time. And they're like, you don't have
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: to do any more time.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: In between the events. Yeah.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: So then.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, God.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: That's already a bad sign, right?
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: God, I barely did any time. Like, I'm definitely going
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: to hang around the party after, which is a disco theme. Because, like,
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: I want that. I mean, certainly people want to take
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: photos with me. I want them to get their money worth.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Nobody came up to me wanting to take photos with me. Nothing.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: So there was that. Then there was this other one that, like,
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: was filmed in, like, just a few markets. Some weird
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: charity thing. And I was hosting it. And... Um, it
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: really wasn't for that much money, but whatever. I was
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: happy to do it. And they doubled my pay. They
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: gave me my check and it was doubled. Right. And
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: so I immediately was like, oh my God, I think
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: maybe I misunderstood or they misunderstood, but who cares? It was,
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: it was again, an awful experience. Very disorganized. No one
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: cared about me. Nobody listened. I'm like, Peter, the minute
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: I get off the plane, we got to go to
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: the bank. Yeah. They made a mistake. Yeah.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: And I need to stop payment on this.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, I immediately, this was so long ago. I
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: immediately was like, oh my God, this is going to
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: pay for next semester of, you know, private school. Like
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: I was just really like, we have to get to
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: the bank. Right. By the time, right as I landed,
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Peter's like, they already canceled the check.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: No.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: They already canceled the check because they said they made
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: a mistake. It took us. at least two months of
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: fighting with the person who originally hired me and everything
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: to get the initial payment.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Wow. So that's almost worse than mine.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Mine is way worse. They canceled the check. At least
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: they didn't cancel my, they didn't pay.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: And I remember thinking, when even when I did that,
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: I was like, should I go to like the bank
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: before I get on the plane? Yeah. And I was like, no,
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: it'll be all right. No, go to the bank, people.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Go to the bank. You should have gone to the bank.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Even after Houston. Well, I'll say this for both of us.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: My friend is in corporate events. He like, and I
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: talked to him about it. And he's like, let me
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: make you feel better about this. This happens to every
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: corporate event. They get the bill on Monday, you know,
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: because it was on two, whatever the guy called me.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: It was like two days later. But back to like
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: a weekday.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: And he goes, that's when they get the bill. They're
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: counting people, whatever. And they're like, whoa, whoa. What is this? Like,
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: you paid that comedian who was suffering up there for $ 10, 000,
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: whatever the price was?
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: And he's like, no, get that check back. And they try.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: He goes, they try it with everything. The sandwiches weren't
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: good to the caterer. They try and cut corners after.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Always.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Well, that's how Peter got fired is when he ordered
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: the seafood tower at a corporate Christmas party, which is
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: why I tell people all the time, your boss is
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: taking you out. Don't ever order the seafood tower.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Never. Exactly what happened was after the big event was
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: that weekend.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: The following, like Tuesday.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: They got the bill.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: He got to think, hey, can you meet me Friday
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: and bring your van with all the medical equipment?
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: I got to tell you. So he knew he was
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: being fired. He knew that, like, and there was nothing
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: he did wrong except order that seafood tower. But he
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: ordered it. The girl goes, do you want a seafood tower?
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: He goes, yeah, I think we want it for the,
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: you know, I know he wants it and I want it.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: He didn't realize that then, being a good server, she
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: did 75 back then, 75 times 10. Yeah. So the
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: seafood tower was $ 750 for a table of 10 when
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: he thought, like, just a few of us want it,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: just a mini.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: for it? This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: What's it called?
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: It's Dunaidial.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Where?
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Dunaidial.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: There's an accent on the E.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Do you mean... Yes, I got it on Dundiel Cars.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: Lift?
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Please. You going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: No.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Done deal, Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: the Emmys, and I have police complaints filed against me.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: you had to succeed in order.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: To feel loved? He said, I have a work dad.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: I need a home dad. What happens next? When I
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: came in, he started crying. Everybody in life encounters hardships.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: go through. It's about what happens next.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: every day was. You're worth the work.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: So that's where the Seafood Tower comes in.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: I think it was the first time, like, last week
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: was the first time I'd ever been fired in my life. Like,
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: I'd never been fired from anything. Have you, I mean,
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: ever been fired from, like, a comedy club or something?
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: No, never from a comedy club. Never from a comedy club. Yeah. Yeah.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: But, like, jobs?
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Kenan fired me from writing on a late-night talk show.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Because I, um.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, God, I've told this story, like, on Patreon. But I, um...
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: I called in sick to audition for two pilots. And
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: then this other comedian made him aware that it was
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: pilot season. Even though he had no proof that I
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: did that, but I did. And then that night, the
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: writer's assistant said, Kenan says you never have to come back.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Except to get your stuff.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Isn't it the worst?
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: It was the worst. It's the biggest regret of my
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: career because the show continued. I would have gotten... at
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: least residuals for like another six months. And then I
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: probably would have wrote scary movie one. He did forgive
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: me and probably forgot that he even fired me. And
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: we made, we're friends. And then I worked on several projects,
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: including white chicks and we're still friendly today. But yeah.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: So that was the only time. And that was my
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: biggest regret.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Well, I'll say once again to Heather, myself and all
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: our comedy brothers and sisters, we are the real heroes and, Like,
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: to do that and go up in front of a
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: cold crowd. Like, bands... It was a Journey cover band
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: that was following me. And I'm like, they're like, we,
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: even they were telling me like, we have it easy.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: We're just doing Journey songs. And we, nobody's even listening.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: We don't need people to listen. And you have each other. Yeah.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: There's 10 guys on stage. Like, and they don't need
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: people to listen.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: No.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: So I was like, yeah, I need people to listen.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: And it's just me. And I don't have anybody to
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: turn to when it goes south.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: No, you don't. Yeah. So at least you have today
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: to recover because everyone's going to say how much they
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: love you today.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, so Rihanna, we watched the Super Bowl. It was
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: a great party at my friend Lainey's house. I got
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: a great seat. I watched it.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Great game.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: And I immediately tweeted, I loved it. I didn't know
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: at the time that she was confirmed pregnant again. I
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: didn't know if that was a post-pregnancy belly, so if
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: she was pregnant, I certainly wasn't going to say it.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: But I love that she's pregnant. I love that she
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: protected her body and didn't try to do anything that
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: she couldn't do.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Except for be a hundred feet in the air.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's scary. Right. You know, and I mean, there's
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: that song, you know, the Calvin Harris one.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: And listen.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: I had a baby 17 years ago, and if I
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: do that jumping up and down, which I still want
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: to do, I will pee. Okay? I will pee.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: So I was like, she can't be expected to do that.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: She just had a baby, or she's about to have
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: a baby, or both, or whatever. Yeah. She can't jump
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: up and down and do that. But I thought, like,
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: you know, she has a ton of hits.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: She didn't have to bring anybody else out.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: She didn't have to do a Satan worship.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: No.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: She didn't have to.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: I thought it was perfectly fine.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: I thought it was great. And then, of course, some
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: people are like, I disagree. It was boring. Listen, last...
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Super Bowl was probably my favorite because it was all
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: my favorite songs from college.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: It was Snoop Dogg and every, each person that came out,
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: I just had fucking tingles. Everyone my age was like
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: going crazy dancing. Yeah. But still, I just love when they,
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: as long as they pick someone that has a solid 10,
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: 12 hits. Yeah. I think everyone's happy, which she does.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: I agree. And she didn't even sing all her hits.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought it was all good. The other thing
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: is this is a no-win situation. It's like hosting an
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: award show.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: There's going to be 50% of the people who think
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: it was great and 50% of the people who hate
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: it no matter what you do.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: And there's going to be crotchet old people that don't
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: know her music.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: I thought it was great. I thought it was like,
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: you know, she's a mother. This is what our bodies do.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: She looked great. It was like, I thought I, I
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: was totally entranced. So that was my opinion.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Now, were you upset by the, I see a lot
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: of people being upset that she grabbed her crotch at
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: one point, which is a dance move.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: As seems to be, everybody does it.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: That's a dance move. But then it says she grabbed
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: her crotch and then smelled her finger. Did you hear that?
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did. I didn't hear it. I saw it.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you saw it. I saw it too.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Um, listen, I thought it was kind of like, why
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: the fuck not? It was about the only thing that
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: she did. And again, it's like, this is, I don't know.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: That part didn't bother me. But the thing that my
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: niece brought up that I didn't is she did a
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: little branding. She did a little powder makeup on her
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: face because she has one of the biggest makeup lines
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: ever that people love. It's very successful. So I thought.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: I had a friend who brought a girl to our,
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: we had a couple people over, my brother and one
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: of our friends that have been a friend of mine forever.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: And he brought a new, kind of a new girl
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: that I haven't seen yet.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: And we were like, oh, she seems nice.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: This is your friend's new girlfriend. Yes. Okay.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: And at one point, at the point where she grabbed
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: the crotch.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: And smelled it.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: I think the girl was drinking a little bit.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: And she goes, oh man, she just sniffed a coochie. Yeah.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: And I was like, what did she just say? It
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: was a bunch of, like, adults sitting around. You can't
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: say that in front of adults at a party. But
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: it's kind of what she did.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she did. And so, good times for her. Okay,
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: so Megan Fox, the day before, does this photo on
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: her social media, removes Machine Gun Kelly from all of
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: her stuff, and says, like, I know that you... What
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: was it? Like, I know that you cheated. She didn't
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: say cheated, but, like, the dishonesty is... Something, the dishonesty
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: is here. And then she also showed a photo of
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: this like burning letter. The theory now is that they're
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: not broken up. And this was all a publicity stunt,
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: which is what they're all about. Because she actually was
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: the actress in the Rihanna Eminem music video of Let
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Me Burn. Yeah. So she just was getting like hype
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: for herself. Yeah. I thought whether they're broken up or not, She,
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: no one's talking about them anymore. So she has to
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: do this. I mean, I don't know. Am I ever
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: going to get to a place where I just like
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: fake a divorce?
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Maybe.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go. Take off your rings.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, and then you just keep it.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: I just don't say anything. I just stop wearing this ring.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Like anyone would fucking care.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: I stopped wearing mine because.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Because you want some press?
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: No, because my daughter is obsessed with hiding it throughout
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: the house. And now we have the new house and
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: we can't find it. And we keep asking, where is it?
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: She's like, I'm not going to tell you. And we're like,
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: is she ever going to tell? We might be gone forever.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: But also a great thing for a cheating guy to
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: do who has a toddler. He can now say... Our
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: child hit it.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Hit it.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: And that's why I'm not wearing it when.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: I go to Vegas this weekend.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: It really is.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: We'll find it. Anyway, I'm done with these people. I
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: said they're never getting married. Yeah. No one cares. And also,
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: no one cares after a while. No one cares once
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: you start having kids or whether you get married. Right.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: The only fun is new relationship to the engagement and
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: then no one cares.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: She's not acting. He's not doing anything. We're over him,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: the blood. Nobody cares.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Nobody cares about relationships. Yeah, exactly.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: No one cares about you. So who cares?
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: And eventually like that one was going to end. That
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: one wasn't going to business.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Even if it's not ended, I still don't care. If
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: you show up on a red carpet, you go at
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: the next thing. I don't care that this was all. Yeah.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: But I heard there was more to this. Like she,
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: I guess had deleted him from all the pictures on Instagram.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: I heard that. And I know this is all hype
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: for whatever. Then I heard she started following Eminem.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. She strategically followed people that he hated or that
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Eminem hated or I don't know who did the sleuthing
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: on the Instagram following and not. I'm so sick of
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: people doing that where they're like, I'm going to do
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: this cryptic post. Then I'm going to stop following. Then
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: I'm going to delete people. Then that's going to be.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess it's kind of great to get.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: people going it's another thing I yeah again I don't
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: no matter what I do no one would ever notice
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: or whatever but I.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Don't know but what does Megan Fox do anymore is
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: she an act like movies or anything anymore right I
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: haven't seen her in a while no she hasn't so
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: I guess it's just that.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: I mean the last movie she did was Randall Emmett's
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: movies Midnight in the Switchgrass.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: And yeah Randall Emmett yeah I think it's down from.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: There yeah so she's not And then Adele was there
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: and I loved this because she was like shushing people
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: in the crowd. So it was like, Adele was like,
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: all of us like, please, why is this football game
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: interrupting my Rihanna concert? Which is funny. This also happened yesterday.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: It was at the award.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Brand Awards, right? What's his name? Sam Smith.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he just wore like a weird outfit. Who cares? Oh, wait,
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: where was my girl, the mom? Well, anyway, my favorite
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Super Bowl story.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: So did you like the commercials and everything?
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Commercials are cute. Well, my favorite Super Bowl story is
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: the ultimate boy mom. The mom whose sons were on
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: either team. I love that story so much. I love
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: that she got the custom made outfit. I love that
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: she had each shoe. I love that. Um, I guess
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: they asked her to flip the coin and she was like, no,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: which is the right answer. Yeah. Because if she flipped
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: the coin, whatever son ended up not winning, they could
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: bring it up for the next 50 years that you
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: flipped in the side of the other son. Um, So
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: I thought that was, like, my favorite story, like, the
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: whole thing. Yeah, that was a good one. And it
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: was a super exciting game, whether you like.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Football or not. It was a great game. Unfortunately, it
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: ended on basically, like, a penalty, which was a terrible, like, penalty.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: And it could have been maybe one of the best
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: Super Bowl games ever if it didn't end on a
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: weird penalty like that. Anyway, so.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: And then the commercials were all fun. Yeah, we saw
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: our J-Lo Dunkin' Donut thing.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which was interesting. I don't really understand. The point
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: of it was supposed to be, like, Ben Affleck was
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: working at Dunkin' Donuts. It was a reality commercial in
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: the beginning. People were like, oh my God, shocked. And
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: then J-Lo comes pulling up and now the reality of it,
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: it's a fake commercial. He's obviously not working at Dunkin' Donuts.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: And we were led to believe that at the end.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: We're like, this is where you go?
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: But they could have still had people come through and
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: not known and got their real reactions.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: I know, but it was just like, you could have
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: gone two ways with it. I don't know. It was
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: a bad idea. All right. They should have had both
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: J-Lo and him working in there and just got people's reactions.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: John Travolta had a commercial.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: Looks great.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Thank God he finally embraced the shaved head.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: He looks great. I know.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: You know, so good for him. I hope he embraces
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: all of himself. I really need him to live his
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: truth now.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if you're going to get that truth.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: I think we're going to soon.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Eventually?
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hair first.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Really. He's single. Unfortunately, his wife has passed. Right.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Kelly Preston.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: This is the time to live his life.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: I got, you know, I'm all, anytime you do like
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: any grease throwback.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: I'm all about, I always feel weird that sometimes I
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: feel like maybe I go back to like Chelsea Lately
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: too much because I really haven't had a job since.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: But I'm like, everybody does. Like every commercial you saw
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: was like somebody doing their character from 30 years ago.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Like there was a Breaking Bad commercial.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: There was a Rocky commercial. There was a Grease commercial.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: These people are like, I guess I got to do
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: this again. I made this movie 40 years ago and
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: I'm still referencing it.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Speaking of Grease, there is a new show coming out
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: called The Pink Ladies.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: That is supposed to be four years before Grease. It's
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: a prequel.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: But even though it was four years previous to the Grease,
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: it's got a woke, as they would say. And I
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: know even me saying woke is going to get me
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: in trouble, but that is what the articles are saying.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: A woke caste, meaning completely multicultural. Right. It's gender bending.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: There's a girl who actually wants to fix the cars.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: There was that in the regular Grease. There was a
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: couple that were.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Well, that, whatever, this girl is. Yeah. Yeah. This girl
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: is more convincing.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Right. Okay.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Anyway, so it's going to be how the pink ladies began.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: I think it could be fun. Why not? Who cares?
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Some people will say that they're age shaming in
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: this new one, but in the original Grease, Stockard Channing
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: was 42 playing a high school student.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: She was 35. I know.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: It was so funny. Like watching it now, you're like,
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: these people are supposed to be in high school? Yeah.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Like one of the T-Birds has a receding hairline.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but always Broadway was another one. It was like
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Chicago where they would always put a star as Rizzo
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: in the, what, Grease. So like one time it was
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Rosie O'Donnell. One time it was Brooke Shields. It was
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: one of those things. And they were all way old too.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: So it's, you're old, you know, you're old. And so,
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: all right. So- Oh, but you know what? My friend
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: who's an actor said he was in Super Bowl commercials.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: And I go, well, back then they must have paid
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: a lot. He goes, no, because actually they don't play
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: them much.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Only show them once.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't play them much after. I know. So
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: it's kind of a bummer.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a couple of buddies in them and
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: they only showed them once and that was the end
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: of it. Did you hear about the 2B commercial that
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: everyone was upset about?
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: No, what happened there?
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: It was very clever. They made it seem like. during
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: the height of the game, they made the commercial made
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: it seem like somebody like sat on the remote or something.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: It switched like a, Oh, we did think it happened.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Everybody did. The whole country was like, who saw it?
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: That is smart. Yeah. I didn't even realize it was
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: a commercial.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: It was a commercial. It was a TV commercial.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: I left still mad at my friend's husband. Yeah. I
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: really did think. I was like, who the fuck is
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: fucking up? Yeah.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: It was like at the end of the game. Yeah.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: And they pretended like somebody sat on the remote or
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: the remote was messing up.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Now that is genius.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: And that's a clever idea.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know that until you told me. Yeah.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: That one. And I thought the Blue Moon commercial was like,
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: this is a Bud Light commercial. This is a Miller
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Lite commercial. And then they're like, this is neither. This
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: is a Blue Moon commercial. And I was like, oh,
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: that's interesting. They showed two other beers for the entire commercial.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: And then at the end, they're like, this is what
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: the commercial is about. Because that was a good angle, too.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Is that? Well, I don't know. It was more interesting
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: than the other ones. All right.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: There's a new show on Netflix.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: New movie.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: New movie. Your Place or Mine. And I watched it.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so did I.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: And I have to tell you. I thought it was horrible.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: I thought it was so bad.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: And I have a theory.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Wait, okay.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: I think this might've been our first AI script that
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: was written. I think somebody went to the AI artificial
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: intelligence thing that can write you papers and stuff. And
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: I said, I think they said, write me a romantic
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: comedy about two best friends that are heterosexual and, um,
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: but have never gotten together except the one time they
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: did when they were young and bring them together. Also,
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: I need it to be COVID friendly for us to
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: shoot it. So I need them in two different places
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: for most of the entire movie.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: And throw in some funny jokes. The jokes were so bad. Okay.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Can we talk about it?
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about it. Okay.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Because I can talk about this for an hour.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: I can talk about it for four. Okay, listen. Your
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: place or mine is Ashton Kutcher.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: Number one movie in the country right now, by the way,
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: on my top 10 on Netflix.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Listen. Annie just revealed that someone very close to her
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: loved it. So that's okay.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: As I'm watching it, you texted me last night saying
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: you have to watch it because it's the worst thing ever.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: I'm watching it. I'm like, for me, it's not the
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: worst thing ever because I'm just enjoying it. It was
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: a lot of Cars music, the interview into the Cars.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: It was nonstop Cars music, which I thought was weird, too.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: I'm like, why is it all Cars music?
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: I get very annoyed how, just what a lazy script
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: it was. So I'm just.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Annoyed that it was- It was from 1990, like you say, AI.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: I say it was 1990. They must have dug up
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: a script from 1999. Possibly.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Possibly. It was, I mean, ultimate dry bar movie from
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: early 2000s. Yes. It was so nothing clever, creative. Yeah.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: You know, except maybe the casting, again, it wasn't an
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: all-white cast. That's the only difference between a 2000 movie.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: And that her best friend was a lesbian who was
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: married to a woman.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Which was Tig.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Tig, yeah. The worst empty coffee cup holding I've ever seen.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Tig was... And I love Tig.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Tig Notaro is the lesbian best friend who works at
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: the school with Reese. Okay, so let me just give
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: you the premise. Reese Witherspoon and Ashton Kutcher... are two
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: extremely good-looking people. The only other thing they have in
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: common is that he likes to write books and she
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: likes to read them.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Well, because every shirt she wore was a bookstore shirt.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: So there's a lot of books. They hit you over
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: the head.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: They are the two best-looking bookworm nerds that have ever lived, okay?
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: And they go on to Bone Once and then.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: It only happened once. And they remain best friends even
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: though they literally have nothing in common. They're not funny together.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Their personalities don't have anything going together. Except she likes
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: to read books and he likes to write them. However,
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: they both didn't pursue their dreams. But they both became successful.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: To show you how hard they hit you over the
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: head in this movie. In the very beginning it starts
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: and it says, this is 20 years ago. here's how
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: you know. And they literally point to like, that he's
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: wearing a chain wallet. And like, she's, her hair is
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: a flat iron. And they're pointing to the joke. Like
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: we would have gotten it had you not told us.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: So many layers of tank tops. And also I'm like, again,
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: thanks for stealing a millennial TikTok joke. Like I've seen
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: that for so many people that are like, watch me
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: get ready in 2000 or whatever. And they do their
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: makeup and I'm like, whatever, you know, cause it's like
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: a little younger than I am. So I'm like, I
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: don't really care that you flat on your hair. Like,
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: why is that so fucking funny? Who cares? I guess
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: that'd be like someone being like, I've got a perm.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Who cares?
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Can I say this about Ashton Kutcher?
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Like sports or comedy or anything else. I think you
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: have to be, do you have to do it all
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: the time to be good? And I think Ashton Kutcher
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: has taken some time off, whatever he does. I think
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: he's involved in other things. And I think he's forgotten.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: how to act a little bit.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Of the comedic, like, pacing. Yes, yes.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: I think he was definitely like, oh, this is, seems
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: all new to him. He's just, the guy we once loved,
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: I think, was not there anymore. Am I missing that?
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, and I'm afraid if I talk about this too long,
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: people are going to lose people, but I just want
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: to say, these were, really quickly, what really bugged me is,
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: So she goes to New York to stay at his
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: place to get accredited in some teaching thing.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: And he goes and watches her kid because she's divorced. And,
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: of course, he's a successful hot guy that can't find
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: love who doesn't know how to be around a kid.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: So funny that a 40-year-old man who's never been married
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: and doesn't have a kid– Doesn't know how to be
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: around a kid.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: And they had a lot of running gags that didn't
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: work the first time. The nickname gag that he was
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: going to come up with nicknames for the kid. And
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: they were like, it's not working. Your nickname's not working.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: I'm like, this gag's going to keep going.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: The other running gag was that Tig always had a
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: giant coffee.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: Always had a giant coffee. There was a 10 at night.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: And then she'd even say, hey, I've had five of these.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: I can talk to you. So that's her character. That
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: is her only character trait. Besides being a lesbian, which
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: is not a character trait, or being married to a woman,
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: which is not a character trait, is that she likes coffee.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Other than that, could have been anybody in the part.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Then the other running joke that I think is so dumb,
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: they're at a beautiful, beautiful, chic New York cocktail lounge bar.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: And the one girl gets a martini and Reese Witherspoon
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: gets a drink that has way too many vegetables and
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: food coming out of it. Okay, maybe if you go
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: to Thank God It's Fridays and you order a Bloody Mary,
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: it might have like one, you know, a couple extra food.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: That continues to happen to her throughout the show. Every
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: drink she gets has way too many vegetables. I'm like,
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: you're telling me that happens where you get a cocktail
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: for $ 25 in New York? Again, just like, oh, I
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: saw this once. Like, I just imagine the writer being like,
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: this will be funny where she's like, oh, I've got
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: my vegetable salad here. Like, it just.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: That's the worst. And so... And, like, Reese Witherspoon and
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: Ash Gritch have been around a long time. Both of
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: them are like, I'm not doing this hack bit. Like,
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: they must have read scripts before that have this hack
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: joke in it.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: No, they don't care. And then, of course, she finds
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: that he has written a book. And it's so amazing
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: that she meets this editor guy that she's obsessed with.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: So she gives it to him, but she's terrified. Now
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: they want to publish the book. She's terrified. How does
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: she tell her best friend that she secretly gave his
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: book that's now going to be published? What person wouldn't
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: be happy to hear that? It's only in a movie
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: that someone who spent years writing something that would be like,
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: and don't you send that script to Paramount, you motherfucker. Like,
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: it never, ever would happen. Never, ever would happen. But
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: she's terrified. And then this guy who's like the hottest,
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: sexiest publishing editor, which I've met a bunch, and they
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: don't look like this. But he's a bookworm, too. He
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: likes her. So then... You know, that Ashton Kutcher accidentally
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: sees that his ring light is on, his ring camera,
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: and they're getting together. And he's like, I'm going to
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: throw up if I see my best friend who I
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: fucked 20 years ago, who I'm not in love with,
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: screwing someone. You're telling me any heterosexual guy that saw
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: a girl that he liked about to get fucked wouldn't.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Continue to watch? I would. Of course you would.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: Like, I just. Right. So that's how I feel about it.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: It was just. And then the kid plays hockey. In
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Santa Monica, which is not, I don't think that's a
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: big hockey place, but now you're going to write me,
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: my son plays hockey. Okay, fine. Anyway, he hasn't practiced
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: or played hockey in a long time because his mom
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: is overprotective. He's like, no, I don't care what your
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: mom says. You're still going to play hockey. So he
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: plays hockey. He's like the best kid on the team,
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: even though he has no muscle, no fun to the kid,
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: but he does it.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: The kid was actually kind of the best actor in
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: the whole thing.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: He was kind of the best actor, but I'm just
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: saying like, if you haven't been practicing for a long time,
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: you're just going to join the team. and be like
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: killer at it. And anyway.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you what does not work in movies.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: And I have seen it a thousand times in the
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: last couple of years that it doesn't work. Is like
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: new technology. Like Zoom calls. Yes. None of this stuff works.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Bloop.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: Bloop. Bloop.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Of the text. It doesn't work in movies. I know
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: in real life this is the way we deal with
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: each other now. But it just doesn't really work. Like
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: we got to abort all that stuff and just go
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: back to like let's pretend these don't exist. And we're
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: back to, like, on When Harry Met Sally type, you know. Banter. Yeah, because, like,
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: the two split screen. Oh, my God.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: If you watch Harry Met Sally and then you watch this,
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: it's actually depressing. Oh, I know. Where we've gone. Talk about, like,
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: just not, it was just.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: And the fact that the whole movie is basically them
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: talking to themselves. You know, it's Reese Witherspoon again, like.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: in a kitchen where she can't figure out how to
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: open the cabinets and talking to herself, like, how do
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: you open these cabinets?
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: And then, you know, and then he, he has no plants.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: So when she stays in this place for a week, right.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: She's going to get some plants. She's going to get
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: a couple of throw rugs. Yeah. Because he's just a
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: cold guy, a cold, drop-dead gorgeous guy who lives in
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: a $ 5 million apartment. No, he can't keep a girlfriend.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Every girl just dumps him. And then she finally finds out,
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: of course, they're in love. Yeah.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: And.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: I didn't get that far.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Well, who cares? You knew they would end up together.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: And then, and if someone even writes me that I
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: spoiled them, please stop listening to the show.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: I knew it was coming. Yeah. Okay.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: So I don't care. You know, I'm never going to
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: be in Reese Witherspoon's movie. So I, you know what?
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: I don't like it.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: I don't care. The other thing is, aren't they both
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: very successful? And doesn't he, didn't he own like Uber
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: or something? And she sold her. her production company for.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: She sold her production company for $ 950 million.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: Like, why continue to do this shit?
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: Because they're still an ego thing, and they.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: Think it's fun. But also, she does good work. Like, those,
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: you know, the one on, with Nicole Kidman, the morning show.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: I just think they were like, why do this crap?
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Because she loves doing romantic comedies, and she even started
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: to do... collect all the books to be movies. Yeah.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Because she's like, they stopped bringing me these dry bar comedies.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: I call them dry bar because they play them at
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: the blowout bars, okay?
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, I was going to say, what is a dry
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: bar comedy?
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: It's another thing. It's what I always say. It's the
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: only thing they play at these blowout bars, okay?
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, got it, got it.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: So this will be there too, probably. Anyway, so she
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: had to, and she built this great production company of
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: really great stuff. But I think she still likes to
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: act and likes to do big faces and all that
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: kind of stuff. And she's appealing. I mean, they're appealing
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: to look at. Yeah.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: I'll also say this about it. I think if you're
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: not like a movie fanatic or you're a movie fan,
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: I think you'd watch this for an hour and 40
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: minutes and not be horribly disappointed. I didn't think it
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: was the most awful thing I've ever seen.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: There's obviously something wrong with me. You could say I'm jealous. No.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: You could say I'm annoyed. You could say... Whatever. And
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: I'm not like... I know I sound like angry. I
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: watch the whole thing. Right. Because then I started to
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: have fun about picking out how annoying it was. But
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: no one... Like I said, no one's asking me to
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: read a movie. Whatever. Shut up. But that's... My job
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: now is to... Give my honest opinion and my honest
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: opinion is It was a very lazy written movie. They
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: both wanted to act again. They made it very easy
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: for them to do this movie.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: They never even had to be in the same scene
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: until the final scene. Right. And so they worked around
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: their schedules.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: And weren't they kind of called out recently on a
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: red carpet for having like a weird picture where they
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: were like standing next to each other or not? But not.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: They had no chemistry.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: It was like they had no zero chemistry.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Even at the kiss at the end, he like
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: lifted her up and then they kiss and they're like, okay,
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: I guess we'll get married now. Like, Wait a minute.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: Like the last time you screwed was 20 years ago
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: when you were talking about like some great writer as
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: if that's ever happening between people that look like this.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: And okay. So I did watch you people. I did
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: think it was– there were some really funny parts in this.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: This is from Netflix. I like Julia Louis-Dreyfus. I thought
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: it was– one of those movies that was like more
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: really like hard laughter in the beginning. Yeah. And then
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: when the romance happened between Jonah Hill and I forgot
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: the woman, that's his love interest.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Then it kind of has a dumb Hollywood ridiculous like ending,
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: but whatever. Um, I, but other than that, I'm like,
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: I liked it much more than that one.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: So that was on Netflix too, but they have discovered that,
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: That at the end, yes, I'm ruining it for you,
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: guess what, they end up getting married, is they kiss
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: and it was a CGI kiss. Yeah. And an extra
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: or an actor in the show revealed that when they
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: were filming it, it was almost planned for that. They
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: never really kiss.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: Now, what's the reason for that? Because they.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: The theory behind it is that they lacked so much chemistry.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: And that was the whole thing, that these two people
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: would not hit it off, would not fall in love.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: But the whole thing is that, you know, they're from
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: two different worlds. He's this Jewish... It's weird. He's this
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Jewish financial guy. But he really is a hilarious podcaster. Oh.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: Podcasting.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: And so hilarious... with this, with that girl, Sanjay.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: So that's, that's his best friend who is black lesbian.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: Who's very funny. Yeah. And they have like good banter
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: in the beginning, like podcast, funny banter, like probably writers
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: listen to Juicy Scoop, whatever. And, um, so he quits
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: his financial job after they live together. And of course
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: they're living in like a house that, oh my God,
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: would probably cost $ 7 million in Santa Monica, but it's
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: like a cottage, right?
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Because he's like, I'm just going to really pursue this
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: podcasting thing. They're like, three months later, they have a
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: complete soundstage filming their podcast with like four people working
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: it and being compared to Joe Rogan. And I'm like,
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: I hope everyone sitting at home is like, you know what?
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: I'm going to get a podcast. Get a podcast.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: Because in three months, I'm going to be up with
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: a Joe Rogan.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: With this and the Sex and the City, they make
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: podcasting seem like it's the most glamorous way to go.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: The easiest, most glamorous, most hit, fun. The money rolls in.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: Hang out with your friend. Yeah. And then she's a stylist,
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: and they meet. But they don't have on-screen chemistry.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: And Eddie Murphy is- Is her dad. And David Duchovny.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: So they're like- David.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Duchovny, it was more about the mom, Julia Dreyfuss, being
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: almost overly excited that he was dating a black girl.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: That's why it's called Youth People. And that then was
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: offensive to her.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, got it.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: That she was like, I'm not a doll.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: I'd watch this.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: And Julia was great. And now, like I said, there's
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: some solid, really solid jokes in the beginning. Yeah. But,
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: you know, yes, it has a Hollywood ending. It's a
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: ridiculous whatever. But, no, they didn't really have chemistry. But
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: I thought they were both... well cast in their own part,
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: but together. But the whole point is that that's what
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: the whole story is, is that you wouldn't put these
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: two together. But in thinking that they wouldn't go together,
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: they literally didn't have like a sexual chemistry.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. Well, I'm going to watch that.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Okay. So let's talk about Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day, everybody. Oh,
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: thank you.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: This is actually, this is Valentine's Day. This will be
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: released on Valentine's Day.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: As I just ripped on two romantic comedies.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: I know, yeah. That's probably fun stuff to watch on
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: Valentine's Day. Well, I have something that I would like
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: to share with you.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: Because I went on, because I did some research for
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: the podcast.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Yes, thank you.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: Because I wanted to be like Jonah Hill and his.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: And Hallmark, you go to hallmark.com and they will, if
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: you have trouble writing in the card, like what to
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: write to your significant other.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: Which you have to do that, everyone.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: Hallmark will tell you things to write. They'll give you
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: a list of things to write in your Valentine's card.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: And they give you different ones. If you're giving a
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Valentine's card to a single friend.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, a Galentine. Yeah.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: Here are some things you could write to a single friend.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: And the countdown to settling for each other continues. Happy
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Valentine's Day.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's because it's the way for a single person
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: sometimes to feel great about being single.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: Which you should. Is that I didn't settle. Look at
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: my friend with that fat fuck of a husband.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure she's married, but I didn't settle. Okay.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: This one seems almost kind of mean, right? I'll share
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: some candy with you. You know, it's almost like I
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: know you have nobody else.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: So I'll share it with you. There's a bunch. Now,
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: here's another one that if I were giving you a
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: Valentine's card, this is for friends.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: This is what I would, Dave Holmark suggested I write
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: to you.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Like if Ashton Kutcher was going to give it to
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Reese Witherspoon before he declares his love.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: Go ahead.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly. Okay.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: So we're just platonic friends.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: Thanks for being the loyal and caring friend. I love you. Okay.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: That's just a nice one.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, you know what they call Friends Valentine's Day?
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: What?
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: Palentine's Day.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: I did not know that.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that either.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: I actually thought it was a typo.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: It said- Because there's Galentine's Day.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and this is Palentine's Day, like just friends.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: How come they haven't made that movie yet? Wait, Cole
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: Reese with us from the National Kitchen. Let's make Palentine's Day.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: Glad Palentine's Day is a thing so I can wish
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: you a happy one.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: If you and I are Palentine's still in the year
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: of 2025, we are going to screw on Valentine's Day. Oh,
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: that- I just saw another movie. Really? Trailer. Yeah. Of
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: a beautiful blonde girl who runs into her old boyfriend
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: who now is married with kids.
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: Who said he never wanted kids. Right. So then she
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: goes to her friends.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: What movie is this?
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: It's coming out. Oh. She goes to her friends and
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: she goes, now he never wanted kids. And then the girlfriends,
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: who would never be her friends, by the way.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Because it's like the casting, whatever. Again, not the same sexuality,
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: not the same vibe. So then they say.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: Well, you don't need like what we need to do
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: is just get you somebody to have a child with,
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: like just get some sperm, you know. And they don't say, hey,
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: let's look into finding someone with some good SATs where
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: you could buy the sperm.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: And like, you know, maybe he's good at math. Maybe
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: he's a certain height. No. They go, we're going to
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: have a party and invite all these guys. And you
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: just screw them all in one night.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: Wait, what movie is it? What is this called?
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: This is coming out. One of the comments under it
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: was like, and they banned It's Cold Outside?
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, that's funny. Yeah, that sounds like a
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: gang bang or something. That's not right.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: But she's wearing a dress the whole time, but I
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: guess screwing someone in the bathroom. And then the guys
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: all realize, wait a minute.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: Who is the actress in this movie?
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: She's the pretty blonde that was in... What's the movie
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: with the redhead guy? Billions.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: His wife. Oh, yes. Okay.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: So this is what happens when you're pretty and blonde,
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: but you don't have a baby yet, and your clock
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: is ticking, and no one thinks to.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: You gotta bang every guy at the party.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so they invite a bunch of different guys there,
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: all different types, and then you're just gonna screw them all,
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: and hopefully one of their sperms will stick, and you'll never.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Know- Oh, so you let all of them- Yeah.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: And then, and then when that one hits or whatever,
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: you're just going to raise the baby by yourself because
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: you don't have any way of knowing that it is.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: So then you don't have to include that guy or whatever.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: Remember how upset everyone got when Murphy Brown had a
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: baby on her own? Oh my God. I mean, we haven't,
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: America hasn't been that upset since they made the green
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: M & M unfuckable. People are so upset. Anyway, that
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: movie is.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: Coming out too. All right, is there anything more on
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: your Valentine's list?
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, I can give this to a hundred
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: of them. I'm going to give you one more Palentine. Okay, yeah. Okay,
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: here's one more Palentine. Soulmates aren't just a romantic thing.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: Thanks for being my friend and my soulmate. I want
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: you to know if I gave you a Valentine's card,
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: that's what I would write.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: Sex and the City did that. They said, why do
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: we have to look for a guy? What if we're
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: all each other's soulmates? Yeah. Yeah. But I think that's
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: also weird with a friend because I think another friend
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: might be like. Yeah. I don't know if I want
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: this pressure. I always tell this story because with my
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: sister and I, we lived together before she met her husband.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: She met her husband like a year and a half
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: before I met Peter. And we lived together and we
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: had so much fun. She was my pretty blonde sister
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: who'd come to every comedy show. So every comedian was like,
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: oh my God, she's so nice.
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: And what year is this? This is late 90s.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: This is back in going out.
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: This is late. Going out. Friday night you went out.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: Saturday night you went out.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: We lived in an apartment in Brentwood. We just had
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: so much fun. She was the lawyer. I was the
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: comedian realtor. And we had a nice apartment. And we
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: just were very happy with ourselves.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: I just read an article, this is true, about the
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: going out top is coming back.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: What's that top?
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Whatever it is. But they said everyone
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: had one in the 90s. Whatever going out top. They
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: had a top for going out. Okay.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: My going out top was the bodysuit.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: But that wasn't good for getting together with someone after.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: But it sucked you in. Really nice cleavage. Then I'd
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: wear these jeans and shoe boots. Oh. And a guest belt.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: That was my college going out outfit.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: And it was something over, like a jacket over this bodysuit?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: I can't remember if I needed it. I don't think
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: I needed a jacket because it was long sleeve and
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: I wanted to show all my assets.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, I get you.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: I get you. And no one back then, a flat
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: ass was not talked about. So I didn't think I
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: should get a little peplum jacket and balance that out.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: I didn't have to even think about that.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: Gotcha.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: People just looking at my face, you know? And so
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: then my other outfit was my romper, my halter romper
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: from Express. That was a killer one. I also had
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: a couple spaghetti strap dresses.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: That I still kind of like to wear.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: You never had the butterfly shirt? Remember how hot that was?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: It was an actual butterfly. That I think Mariah— where, like,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: the wings of the butterfly would, like, cover your breasts.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: No, but that sounds cute.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: You know the shirt I'm telling you about?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: I think Mariah— thank you. I think Mariah Carey wore it in, like,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: a video. And everybody— so much so that in this article
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: I was reading, they showed pictures of, like, Paris Hilton
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: and all. Anyone who was hot in the late 90s
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: had that butterfly top.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: Also, I've never had a great stomach. So I could
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: never do the low rider jeans and show the pelvic bones.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: That was never my jam.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: Or the low ride skirt, the big flowy skirt. That's
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: awful on me because then two little ankles are at
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: the bottom and the stomach isn't good. But I would
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: still make the mistake and buy something like that, wear
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: it once, and go, Heather, how many times do I
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: have to tell you? This isn't right for your body.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: I don't care that it's in or not.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: While we're on fashion right now, can I tell you
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: another thing? Someone wrote me on Instagram about you.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: It's not a bad thing.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: They said, does Heather know that the new red carpet
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: pose is not hand on the hip?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: It's hands down at your side, just staring straight ahead.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: And then they showed me, sent me a bunch of
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: pictures of people on the red carpet as of the
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: last couple of weeks.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: And everyone's got their hands at their sides, just looking
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: straight at the camera. No more hands on the hips.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: How do you feel about that?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: I was taught hands on the hips.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: There's a photo of me at four. Okay. Okay.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: It is the most flattering look for my body. And
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: every time I try to do something different, it's not
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: the look I love. But my photos are going nowhere.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: So I think next time.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: Just hands down.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do something crazy. Oh. I'm just going
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: to do like crazy faces. Listen, the only time it
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: went viral is when I faded on stage. I'm going
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: to do a stroke face.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: Stroke faces. Have people wonder. Right. Have me fake trip.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Have me pull out a tampon and wrangle it and
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: throw it. I don't know. Do something different.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: Go full Whitney Cummings. Yeah.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: Just be like.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. I can't wear. My tits are coming out.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, speaking of her, I have to tell you what
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: Peter's been doing.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: So we have the rats that have gotten into our
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: pool equipment for some reason. Oh, yes. Peter told me
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: about that. So he set a– I think all the
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: Peter people are going to love this story, okay? So
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: he set a rat trap. Yeah. And we've done this
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: now a few times.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: The rats get in there. But they don't die or anything.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: They're not hurt.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, they get in the trap.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. In the trap. Then we take the trap up.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: Up to the mountains.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: Where Whitney lives. Oh. And we release them there. Oh.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: So you see.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. But the last time we.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: Whitney's like an animal. She's probably got now six pet
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: rats because you guys.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: She loves them.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: And I said, look, this is a more expensive area.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: It's wild. But the last time we went, the rat
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: almost like. If you've ever taken like a pet to
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: the vet and your pet knows and so they don't
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: want to get out of the car, the rat, I
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: don't know if it's the same rat, but the rat
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: didn't want to get out.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: Did not want to get out. And I'm like screaming
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: because I'm like, oh my God, like is it coming? Yeah.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: And this guy's walking by and I'm like, okay, I
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: got out. And he goes, no, he jumped back into
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: the part of your truck. He wants to come.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: Home with you.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: He got it.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, well now you got it.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: So now I'm like, oh my God. So- I don't
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: know if the rat could have survived, but the rat,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: I think, came back to our street. Oh, okay. We
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: can't get rid of it.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: There you go with that fun story.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: That is a fun story.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: Little follow-up on the Amy Robach and TJ Holmes. As
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: you know, they're done.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, they're getting a lot of mileage out of
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: this one.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: But people said she got more than he did.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, you mean financially?
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: And they're like, is it because he was more of
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: like a moral nuisance than she?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: Because he had multiple affairs and she just had the
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: one with him. But in what I think, it's just
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: that she was there longer.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: And she's more known. I think, I mean, before this whole,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: I mean, I knew who Amy Robach was, but I
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: didn't know who he was. Yeah. So I think she's
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: just more known.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: It's a big deal.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: I heart has not announced her podcast yet, but I'm
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: sure it's coming.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's coming. It's coming. I, I mean, I know
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: I was kind of on the side of like on
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: this one, like, I don't understand why having sex with
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: somebody gets you fired, but I guess that's the day
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: and age of like, they can't take any chances at
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: this point.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: I think also when they did the investigation, people were like,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: it was, and the fact that he had two other affairs, but,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: He had three affairs while working at the Today Show.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: So what? Good morning, America. Yeah, I know. But it
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: was nothing against anyone's will or anything. I know, but it's.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: Just like, where's the expression? You don't fish where you
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: shit or whatever.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, shit where you eat or something, which is always horrible.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: You don't fish off the company dock and you don't... Oh, I.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: Never heard that one.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: You don't shit where you eat.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: Shit where you eat.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: It was always gross to me, but yeah, that's what
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: people always say.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: Like, just come on, dude. Like, again, it's just so lazy.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: All right, all of this is true. But it's not
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: respectful to the people that you work with. Right. Whether
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: it's a movie set, whatever, it distracts from the work.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: That people are having an affair, people have to be,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: you know, forced to cover up, people, things happened. Yeah.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: So I think it was all of that, that they
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: were just like, no. And then also just, What I
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: always said, it's like the show is Good Morning America.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: It's supposed to be like good, clean fun.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's probably why it had to go.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: And now the magic's revealed. We realize you guys are
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: all screwing each other. And I just think.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: Third hour, too. They're like third hour, which that's really
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: got to be cutesy fun.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's light.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: I said I wasn't going to talk about Britney anymore.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: I can't even.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: But I have to just tell you what's going on.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I know what's going on.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: So TMZ and all these people reported that her managers and...
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: They were going to go to a home and like
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: an Airbnb and they were going to have an intervention
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: there where there she would have like one-on-one care, get
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: her meds right, some therapy, whatever. She then posted this
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: dancing thing. I think she did a talking one recently.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure. But she did write this where she said,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: this week in the news it said that I almost
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: died and that I have a manager and doctors. I
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: don't have a management team nor will I ever again
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: in my life. I don't have medical doctors. I take
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: Prozac for depression and that's about it. I'm an extremely
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: boring person. It frustrates me to know that any news
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: outlet would say any of this. It's worse than a
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: cruel joke because people actually believe the stuff and all
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: of my efforts in getting better with my little routine
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: of prayer and therapy seems to not count for anything
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: when people can say things that are incredibly wrong. Anyways,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: change the subject. Enough drama. I'm into diamond gowns and
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: funky fashion at the moment. Good morning.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: See, up until right at the very end, it seemed
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: like that was a lucid, pretty good, and then at
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: the end it just goes every time.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: Well, people, there's theories that she's not writing it, that
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: people write this for her. I just think, you know,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: but she has to have the Instagram because when people
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: have been this famous for this long, starting at 16, whatever,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: if she's not going to perform on stage, which I
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: don't know that will ever happen again, as you predicted,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: then she's got to have it. She's got to have
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: it from this, but she's like turned off the comments
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: and I assume she likes reading the comments. So it's like,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: and she's just going to keep doing like these really
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: awful outfits and dancing around. That's what she likes. That's
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: her routine for her day. That is her routine. Yeah.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: Get up, try on some clothes, um, you know, I
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: just can imagine like the pile of clothes in her
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: room and like, I hope someone comes back and hangs
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: them up, but whatever, trying to close, spin around. That's that.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: See, and that apology, whatever, not an apology, her statement
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: that she just made there. If she had done that
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: to camera speaking, then that'd be like, okay, maybe there
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: is something to this. But the fact that she's not
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: is weird. And I mean, I feel like we talk about.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: This non-stop it's like it's getting exhausting because like I've
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: said before we're never gonna know the truth right so
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: if you want to continue to follow her follow her
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: if you don't yeah wish her well like wish her
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: well and and if all she does for the rest
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: of her life is post on Instagram of her dancing
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: and wearing a like cheap outfits till she's 80 years old. Yeah.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't be surprised.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: That's okay. She's already accomplished so much as a 40
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: year old woman. This might be it for her. Right.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: And that's what we have to accept and just love
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: her for that.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: I want to know. Yeah. I know you've probably discussed
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: this on other podcasts, but I want to know if
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: the people who fought so hard, the free Brittany movement
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: and all that, all of those people who are out
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: there to get the, all of this stuff lifted and whatever,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: I want to know if they are happy with where
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: it's gotten to. Or at this point they're like, maybe
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: we were wrong.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: I don't think that they're going to say maybe we
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: were wrong. Right. Because I think the truth is some
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: people argue she's not really free. But it appears that
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: she has more freedom with this life than she did
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: prior to them doing their movement.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: I think they hoped for her to have a better
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: existence than just staying at her house and wearing bad
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: outfits and spinning around.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: Right, right.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: But like I said, this is what she's happy doing.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: And a lot of people are happy staying at home
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: by themselves all the time and just being online. And
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: just being online. So that's all it is.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: But the Samashkari.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: He went to, I saw he went to some red
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: carpet event by himself, some movie premiere or whatever. And
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: he was loving it. Of course. And people were recognizing him.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: He's an actor. But he's not. He didn't do anything. Like,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: so I thought that was a huge.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: Well, he wants to be an actor. He's pursuing acting.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: I thought that was like a huge red flag. Like,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: this guy just wants to be famous. And, you know,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: there's how.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: It is. Do you think it's, listen, do you think
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: it's fun to be married to Britney Spears?
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: No. No.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: No, of course not.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: You're with someone that does have a mental illness, whether
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: it's someone controlled or not.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: Just like you were with someone who had some other
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: kind of illness. It's hard when your partner has an illness.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: And he is with someone who has an illness.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: But I think he got into this relationship when that
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: was no secret.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: But I also think people can fall in love with
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: someone who might be ill. And so I'm just saying.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: Another Reese Witherspoon, Ashton Kutcher movie. It's called I Am Ill,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: and Ashton Kutcher still accepts.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, every relationship is different. Like, it doesn't mean that,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: would we, I don't think anybody wants him to leave her. Right.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: Whether it's not completely a genuine love or not.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, I don't think.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: At least she has somebody that will take her to Joey's. Yeah.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: And next time she goes, don't take a photo of
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: her and let her enjoy.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: Those little, you know, lettuce tacos.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: And please go to Joey's because I go to Joey's
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: a lot and I love it. And I would, God,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: if I was so Britney, I don't think I would
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: have taken my phone out though.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Not that kind of guy.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: Now we know not to.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: I won't. No, I wouldn't do it to her.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: I won't. Yeah. Okay. We know now, Sex and City,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: we have photos, that Aiden is back. They are going,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: they have kissing scenes. They have luncheon scenes.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: It's on.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: It's great. Now, I have done so many stories.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: I am a little surprised that they're showing this much
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: of it, though. I mean, that you know that it's
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: a full-on hookup. There's got to be some sort of
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: plot twist.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: It could be a dream. It could be, you know,
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: we don't know.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: But- Um, I remember what I predicted last time. So
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: when I thought.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: That Big was going to die.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: No, that when I, when we knew he was kind
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: of coming back or I thought he would come back.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: That Aiden was coming back.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Yes. That, that, that she, he will be separated from
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: his wife.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: They will start to date and she will then be
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: screwing two guys at the same time, the podcast producer
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: and Aiden.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: Also, you think the podcast producer is going to be,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: play more of a role.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: Because he hadn't, nothing had happened up at the end
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: of season one with him yet, right?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's going to be screwing two of the guys
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: at the same time and she's going to get a UTI,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: which happens when you have two different dicks.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, sure, sure.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: So that's something she hasn't dealt with since, you know, 2002.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: So that's going to be some funny banter at lunch.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: Cranberry juice or something.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, cranberry juice and conversations and, Charlotte being like.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: Charlotte's gonna.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. And then, you know, lesbian talk from... You know,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: one thing that I haven't gotten since I've been with
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: Che Diaz is a UTI. Oh, that would be... Yeah,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: you don't get it from.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: You don't?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: No, it's about a different dick going in you.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, no. Think about that girl at that party who
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: has to fuck all those guys. That movie. That movie
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: called UTI. Oh, no.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: So... Anyway, that's what's going to happen. But in the end,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: in the end.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: There's got to be more than a UTI.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: In the end, I think he goes back to his wife.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: Or there's a moment where she has to be with
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: his three boys. And she's befundled because she's the Ashton Kutcher.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: She doesn't know how to be around dirty boys. And
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: then she goes to, you know, Miranda, give me some help.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: You had a son that was always jerking off. I
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: don't know what to do with these. But I don't
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: know what to do with cleats. Just like she didn't
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: know what to do with his dog.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly. Yeah. When does it start? I'm so excited
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: about it. I need another good binge watch or fun
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: binge watch.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: It won't be a binge. They give it to the
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: piecemeal once a week, which I like.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's right. They do do it once a week.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: I don't want it to be a bingeable thing.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: I'm good with that too. Yeah.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: Okay. So the girl, Leonardo DiCaprio's model, which- I said
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: they were dating. Then someone said, you don't know that
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: they're dating. Anyway, she deleted her Instagram. She couldn't take it.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: And this beautiful Israeli model with red hair. I just
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: think that's the ultimate flex.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: What is?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: That you are at a level of youth or success
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: where you could delete your Instagram.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: Because I could never.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: But what about it never comes back? That's the flex.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: It's coming back. This will come back.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: Coming back.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: But do you remember when... Charlie Sheen deleted his Twitter
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: when he was going crazy with the Tiger Bud. Tiger Blood.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: And he had like 800,000 followers or 1.8 million.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: And he just went crazy one night and he deleted it.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: It was the greatest.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: Back then, no.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: It was the greatest two months I think we've ever had.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: We were on Chelsea at the time and he just
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: kept delivering. Like videos.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: Tiger Blood. Winning.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: Remember?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm saying just awful stuff about Chuck Lorre like
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: every day.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: Everything.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: And poor John Cryer. Like, this guy's terrible. I mean, oh,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: it's just the worst. But so exciting.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: And then he went on tour.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: He went on tour.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: He went on a live nation tour that Jeff Wills
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: put together.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: And again, people went and were like.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: But it ended quickly. People were like, what is happening here?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: I feel it's like some Real Housewives when they start
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: to like go on tour. People are like, okay, like
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: I wanted to meet you, but I don't know that
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: I get to see an hour and a half. Yeah.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: Like I want, I just want the photo.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: I just want the photo. I don't need to like.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: Apparently I had heard, I had heard that. one of
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: the sticks that he was doing live on stage, Charlie
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: Sheen was, he was lighting his bowling shirts. He was
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: famous when he's bowling shirts on two and a half men.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: And he was lighting them on fire and saying, you know,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: fuck two and a half men. And, and the, the
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: theater's like, you can't light a fire on stage. And
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: he's like, I got no other stick. Like, so then
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: I got to quit. So that was the end of it.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: He couldn't light fires anymore.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: If only he had heard your story about performing.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: For the construction workers. Exactly. I should have lit a fire.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: Um, Anyway, I think back then he lost it. Like
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: he didn't automatically come back. Now I think with Instagram,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: if you delete it and you come back, you can
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: get all your people back.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: My Twitter is gone. It's gone and I can't get back.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: I don't really use Twitter as much, but I liked
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: having it.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: Speaking of Twitter, I guess Donald Trump didn't like Rihanna's performance.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, yeah.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I guess Rihanna- Epic fail.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: Epic fail. Not very good. She's not a good person.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: That is so that i like i don't want to
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: do that i was really on the new rosier dollar
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: is just like after rosier dollars like twelve years and
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: i don't like what is the issue like just.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: And even brought back of a fat pig just that
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: yeah he goes i don't call anyone a pig except
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: rosie adams she's a pig.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: It's like okay like what like what anyway uh.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: yeah you like to be on a performance but i
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: guess they had a beef uh... while ago.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, Chris, we have more to talk about, so we're
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: going to do a little more, and this is going
• 1:18:05
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• 1:18:19
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• 1:18:34
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