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#539 We Don't CREAMPIE the Same with Martin Rizo · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: What Up?
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  Speaker 2: And welcome back to another Wake and Bake on the
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  Speaker 2: We Don't Smoke the Same Podcast, and we are fucking
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  Speaker 2: bacon if you could hear. Thank you so much everybody
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  Speaker 2: for patiently waiting and tuning in. Sorry for starting a
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  Speaker 2: little bit late, but the guest was running a little
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  Speaker 2: bit late, but we said, fuck it, we have to
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  Speaker 2: start the show out for you guys. Without further ado,
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  Speaker 2: I want to give a big thank you to the
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  Speaker 1: Hey, what's up.
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  Speaker 3: Also, man, you know, I gotta protect my eyes.
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  Speaker 2: I also gotta look fly with this jacket Rock gave
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  Speaker 2: me for my birthday, which I love so much.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody I gets so many compliments. I don't know. It's
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  Speaker 1: a Disney jacket.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no worries.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta block my eye. I gotta protect my
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  Speaker 1: Where's it at, Bro? Where's it at?
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  Speaker 1: That's yours? Oh no, I'm just trying to help out.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, you really, you really took it serious
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  Speaker 2: So pay attention to all that shit. I will be
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  Speaker 2: know that's the longest intro, but last, but not least,
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  Speaker 2: also make sure you guys get your tickets to cush
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  Speaker 3: No longer in Adelanto.
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  Speaker 2: Out here in Los Angeles. I will have a booth.
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  Speaker 2: We will be broadcasting in my booth whenever we can.
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  Speaker 1: What is it?
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  Speaker 3: We will also be fucking.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Rock's gonna be playing beats in my booth hopefully, So
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  Speaker 3: what is it?
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be dope. I'm gonna have specials on my clothes.
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  Speaker 2: I got a lot on you merch that I've been
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  Speaker 2: working on. So make sure you guys get your tickets
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  Speaker 2: to Cushtock. And you know what, it's free. That's the
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  Speaker 2: best thing about it. The best thing about it.
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  Speaker 1: It's free.
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  Speaker 2: We got a few more announcements in a bit, but uh,
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  Speaker 2: without going any further, what's going on next?
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  Speaker 5: G what sub dog? I'm back. We're back. You guys
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  Speaker 5: are back from Vegas. You guys were bowling. I heard
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  Speaker 5: you killing it. Bro I did, BRO. I got I
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  Speaker 5: got the award for most Improved Bowler.
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  Speaker 4: There's a war no.
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  Speaker 2: Award, but like so look for the last couple of
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  Speaker 2: times I haven't been on my dad's team.
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  Speaker 1: I ended up on TRACE's team.
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  Speaker 2: And Trace is kind of like that literally coach you
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  Speaker 2: always wanted, you know what I mean, because he gives
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  Speaker 2: like motivational cool. He tells you, he tells you certain
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  Speaker 2: ship that just gets you in tune.
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  Speaker 1: Like he's just like, hey, you're going to be the best.
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  Speaker 2: Like we need you to do something right now. Man,
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  Speaker 2: it's we're still in the game if you make this
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  Speaker 2: happen right now.
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  Speaker 1: Is there any money behind this? Is there any challenges?
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  Speaker 1: I I can see this, like you guys taking the
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  Speaker 1: real world serious? Have you? Guys? Put a little bit
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  Speaker 1: behind it?
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  Speaker 5: Not nothing too crazy, but you know, not prize pick
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  Speaker 5: a little, a little prize pick I mean.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna probably start off harmless, like he's like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: let's bet like zips, you know what I mean, or
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  Speaker 2: something like that. Why it's gonna be something like that,
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  Speaker 2: and then it's an eventually turned into that. I hope not,
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  Speaker 2: but by that time I should be really good at
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  Speaker 2: the game. But yeah, thank you for joining us x
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  Speaker 2: G once again. Also Ray, thank you Morning Shot Films,
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  Speaker 2: Running the Boards, Morning Real Podcasts for all you people
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  Speaker 2: that love movies like myself. Now, not yet, I have
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  Speaker 2: to I haven't had time to watching with my lady.
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  Speaker 2: You're probably gonna watch it this weekend. Also joining us
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  Speaker 2: who did not do a morning mix show, but showed
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  Speaker 2: up a little bit over, you know, two minutes late.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Rock Sampson, Well obviously running late, man,
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  Speaker 1: I can't be trusted. Yeah, you and your Joe dirt hair,
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  Speaker 1: me and my fucking white trash ways, you can't trust me?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, ever since, ever since you've bet you this white
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  Speaker 3: trash hair, bro, the all of a sudden, the you know,
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  Speaker 3: the attitude, I feel like you've been slacking.
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  Speaker 1: Just wait, man, I'm getting knuckle tats next month.
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  Speaker 3: Come in here with a PBR.
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  Speaker 5: You're staying outside what you're You're right, You're put on
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  Speaker 5: Instagram that you're gonna get.
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  Speaker 1: A neck tat, knuckle tat, knuckles tats.
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  Speaker 4: You're right, yeah, knuckles?
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  Speaker 1: Are you doing it? Forward with it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: It's so stupid.
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  Speaker 4: Not We'll do a reveal on that ribbon beer that
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  Speaker 4: peraps blue or BB No, Yeah, no, damn.
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  Speaker 1: New one's pretty dope.
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  Speaker 5: He's gonna get a mojo Mojo Jojo.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm getting here. Regret, no regrets, no regrets. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh and uh shout out to Nitty. He had to
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  Speaker 2: go to Canada. He'll be back on Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully, hopefully they'll let him back in. I know, man,
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  Speaker 1: imagine they charge him with terraff.
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  Speaker 4: They're gonna have a work fee.
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  Speaker 1: So but uh yeah, it's still casts you to It's
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  Speaker 1: like a toll road now, all right for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, but no, no, no, no, Chicken is gonna
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  Speaker 3: get it.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. Sorry, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I mean before the guests guests gets in here. Dude,
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  Speaker 5: I've been watching the show called Yellow Jackets.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was a big popular one. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: haven't watched it, but everybody loves it.
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  Speaker 3: Get on it, bro.
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  Speaker 5: It's about this like this high school soccer team of
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  Speaker 5: females that are like, they want nationals, so they got
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  Speaker 5: a fly.
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  Speaker 1: Well, now he's not gonna watch it. You already ruined it.
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  Speaker 1: But no, he's not going to watch anything about a
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  Speaker 1: female sports team.
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  Speaker 5: Me, dude, it's these fucking girls start eating themselves in
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  Speaker 5: the fucking woods.
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  Speaker 1: It's really good, dog, trust me. It's one of those
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  Speaker 1: shows that you start watching.
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  Speaker 5: It and your two season ends and you're kind of
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  Speaker 5: upset that the new season will come out.
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  Speaker 4: So oh, it's one of those, bro, it's really good.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like that with it. I haven't watched the new
• 7:48
  Speaker 4: season of Invincible yet. I'm waiting for it to end
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  Speaker 4: so I can just binge that ship.
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  Speaker 1: I hate it. Oh dude, it's so fucking hard. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I've read the comics, so I know where they are
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  Speaker 1: with everything, but it's it's still like I just I
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  Speaker 1: want to be able to binge all all the episodes.
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  Speaker 1: I hate that. I binge through shows too quick like
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  Speaker 1: that man.
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  Speaker 2: And then I'm the type of person that I binged
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  Speaker 2: through it once and I don't go back and watch it.
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  Speaker 1: But you don't binge it bing it. You're doing stuff
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  Speaker 1: while you binge it.
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  Speaker 2: No, when I like me, if I know if I
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  Speaker 2: like the show, like like like like if it's The Boys,
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  Speaker 2: I'll sit there and watch it or the cop show
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  Speaker 2: on call. I sat there and I was like, all right,
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: this is the hour that after I dropped off my packages,
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: just fucking check emails and I check one email. But
• 8:25
  Speaker 2: the show's that good. And I'm just like Manu, because.
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  Speaker 3: People like people.
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  Speaker 5: How do you watch Joe Rogan three hour podcast because
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  Speaker 5: you do other things?
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  Speaker 3: Ship Okay, but that's like that's listening, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Like acting, it's acting is different, bro, because Joe Rogan
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  Speaker 2: is not portraying five different characters and different emotions and personalities.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like that much about movies or show either's too.
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  Speaker 1: He's one because I'm digesting every I'm just.
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  Speaker 3: Because a movie.
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  Speaker 1: Look, a movie. A movie is a yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: A movie is a plot. It's a story being told, bro.
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  Speaker 2: And the better the things for me that make them
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  Speaker 2: make a movie will be better is if the fucking
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  Speaker 2: if if the characters are able to like sell me
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  Speaker 2: on what their roles are. So if somebody fucking like
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: lost a baby, I better fucking believe it, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean. Or like if somebody got murdered, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like, I better like it. Better
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  Speaker 2: be a good role. You prove to me you're sad
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  Speaker 2: you lost your murdered baby.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. So do you like watching foreign films because
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  Speaker 1: of that?
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  Speaker 5: I do.
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  Speaker 2: I have started recently getting into foreign films, but they've
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  Speaker 2: been like Korean in fucking Japanese reading.
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  Speaker 1: The reason I find what do you mean they're they're
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  Speaker 1: reading I'm saying, like the subtitles. Well, the reason I
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  Speaker 1: like kind of watch like the times I have watched like.
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  Speaker 3: A Spaniard movie or like a Mexican movie. Okay, but
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  Speaker 3: that's like reg no no no no no no no no.
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  Speaker 1: There's been some good ones. No, but yeah, still foreign.
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  Speaker 5: But the reason, the reason I'm mentioning it is because
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  Speaker 5: the actor that I'm seeing there, to me, I don't
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  Speaker 5: know him, so he really is playing the part. But
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  Speaker 5: when I see Tom Cruise playing the same full one hundred.
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  Speaker 1: Times, to me, you're watching Tom.
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  Speaker 5: I'm watching Tom Cruise to me, even though I know
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  Speaker 5: that actors probably played a thousand other roles, to me,
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  Speaker 5: it's the first time I see them play you know
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  Speaker 5: who I A.
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  Speaker 4: To me, they are teacher Tom Hardy.
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  Speaker 1: That's one person that's like really famous that when I
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  Speaker 1: see him as he Venom yeah and Venom yeah. But
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  Speaker 1: Tom Hardy is a Bebayanne also. But that dude's played
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  Speaker 1: so many different roles, and every time he does a role,
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  Speaker 1: he looks and acts completely different. Like I think the
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  Speaker 1: first time I watched a movie and I was like, oh,
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: that's kind of what he like really sort of looks
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: like was mad Max, but he was in one of
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  Speaker 1: the original like Star Trek Next Generation movies as like
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: a young evil piccard from an alternate dimension. Just doesn't
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  Speaker 1: look like himself.
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  Speaker 2: Like he's a good actor, Broke, a great act but
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: sometimes sometimes that fool like he does, like he annoys
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  Speaker 2: me with the way he acts bro because like, sometimes
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: have you ever seen him an annoying role, Like wasn't
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: he in that biker movie about bikerkings probably yeah, about
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: about the Hailes Angels or some shit They recently came
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  Speaker 2: out that I was. I fucking couldn't stand him in that.
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  Speaker 2: We had that fucking like that annoying white guy's fifties accent,
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  Speaker 2: and I was just like, listen, man, he.
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: He did man. Okay. So if you want to see
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: another like good movie of his where you want to
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  Speaker 1: see some really good acting.
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: Watch Venom. He I love them in Venom.
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  Speaker 1: Bro Yeah, Bronson Bronson is another really good one that
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  Speaker 1: he did, uh yeah, oh yeah, and doun Kirk yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah yeah, So That's what I'm saying. Like Tom
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  Speaker 1: Hardy is one of those like kind of chameleon actors.
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  Speaker 1: In my opinion, like somebody that like too many people
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  Speaker 1: could pull that shit off. Nah, I think uh could
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: pull that shit off before Pirates of the Caribbean. I
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: kind of felt the same way about Jacks Burrow. Fucking
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: dude's name, I am slipping right now, Johnny DApp, there
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  Speaker 1: it is.
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  Speaker 2: Angelina Joe Lee could do that shit in her early days,
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  Speaker 2: so she played like crazy crazy mom bitch.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, you could tell when you were
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: watching Angelina Jolie. She had a lot of that movie.
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  Speaker 5: Wanted to where the bullets, like fucking where you fucking
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  Speaker 5: curved the bullets?
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  Speaker 1: That stupid dudel was all hard. I asked my I
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: came back home, and that's when I was like, how
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  Speaker 1: hard you gotta whip it?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: I was like, we're talking about it, you know. I
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  Speaker 4: wasn't talking about going home.
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  Speaker 1: Hard at ship asking his dad, how do you got
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  Speaker 1: to whip it?
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  Speaker 3: That a masturbation question.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I was wondering, dad, how hard you
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  Speaker 4: got to whip it?
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  Speaker 1: I just watched, just watched Angelina Joe Lee shoot magic bullets.
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  Speaker 3: My magic bullet didn't fucking curve.
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  Speaker 4: God damn.
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  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, Hey, let's let's welcome the guest.
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  Speaker 1: What is it uh?
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  Speaker 3: Joining us? Welcome back Martin Rizzo Up.
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  Speaker 4: Guys, Sorry parking, I was looking for parking traffic.
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  Speaker 1: Man, it's sucking rain.
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: Pulled up on like a rare day where there's two
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: shows going on at once. Oh real, usually the morning
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  Speaker 2: slots for us. Yeah yeah, man, but what's going on
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  Speaker 2: with you?
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: Doug? Been avoiding hoast infections?
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  Speaker 4: I know, I mean I signed bro and how once
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  Speaker 4: in a while, man, but those are dangerous man.
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  Speaker 1: They can fucking spread it.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, and they're like and they're like, if you
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  Speaker 4: if you give it to your girl or a guy
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  Speaker 4: because twout and twenty one what years and twenty five? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you give it to your girl, dude, and then you
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  Speaker 4: you take that antibiotics you don't have any more, but
• 13:19
  Speaker 4: then she has and she gets so it just keeps going.
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  Speaker 1: You know, never antibiotics for it. They don't give you
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  Speaker 1: enough for that.
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  Speaker 4: You have to utter, bro. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The only time you have to share shit like that.
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  Speaker 4: Is when you have like a uti yeah, like crime
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  Speaker 4: berry juice.
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  Speaker 3: No, like they have they have they have an antibiotic
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  Speaker 3: if you get an.
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  Speaker 1: Et yeah, but they don't give you double prescriptions, I know.
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  Speaker 3: But if you're raw dogging somebody, they have to take
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: it too.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: Bro. Oh yeah, but you know, I don't know.
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: I have her stories of guys who have been like uh,
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: like you know, like fucking all maniacs, and they fuck
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: around and they give the girl something and then they
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: uh secretly give them antibiotics like living in their drink
• 14:00
  Speaker 4: and so they don't cause like imagine like you're like, dude,
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: like if she if she goes to the doctors, that
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get caught. So they start giving them Like did.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: You go to jail for that?
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: Of course?
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking drugging dog.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: No, I'm talking about like oh, like secretly giving somebody,
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: right yeah yeah, yeah, okay jail for media.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: But yeah but if you but yeah, if you, if
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: you knowingly transmitted, if you give somebody herpies like that,
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: yeah you're away. Yeah you're in deep ship. But like, okay,
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: you can't go to jail if you knowingly give it
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: to somebody.
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can say I didn't know how to break out.
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: You're not stupid. You're not stupid, That's what I mean.
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: It's not really do you can get people.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: Aids and you don't go to jail.
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: Brother.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: You can only play stupid for so long.
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this was on what was on Twitter? He's like,
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: just gave us girl eight.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: How do you take someone jail?
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: You take them to court and be like I didn't
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: have this before them, Like, I don't think you can
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: really fight this. I mean if he's like, I have
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: to know how to defend this.
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: I have so much to give. Yeah, this is go
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: to court and.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Was like, she's never gonna blame me for the herpes.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: You know what's gonna happen next is is you are
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: gonna go to court and they're gonna pull this up
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: as evidence. They'd be like, yeah, why is he sweating
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: while he's talking about this? His eyes look really shifty.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: It just really makes no sense. You can literally blame
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: someone for something. Well, for starters, if you went to
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: the fucking doctor and we're already diagnosed and you have
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: a fucking history.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: If you're diagnosed and then.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: You're like, hey, bitch, I didn't have herpes before you,
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: and then you're like, well, I'm gonna take you to
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: court if you don't take me to your doctor, and
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: then you go doctor because or you take it to court,
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: and then they tell you you have to get medical records.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: They're like, hey, this person known that they had herbies
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: for five years already and they just gave it to you.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: And then here's there and then here's the follow up
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: question x G. Are you gonna be like, I got
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: lumps on my dick, but I'm not going to the
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: doctor because you know, I can't have a paper tray on.
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: The Lord's gonna tell you I should have put a
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: condom on stop having unprotected sex, Like that's literally what
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: the condumns are for.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know. The fucking judge isn't gonna morally reprimand you.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, they'll say you should have done that, But
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: like the.
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: There's a guy Jill doing twenty five to live because
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: he gave a thousand bitches herpees.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: Probably not life and a thousand bitches. I'm sorry, that's
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: ex so that would probably get you a lifetime.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: And how much time is someone in jail right now
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: for giving someone the herbs? Are you googling it right now?
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: I'm just wondering.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know that she You're very passionate about this.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: Do you have something or are you in the middle
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: of a case. Yeah, can we got a lawyer sponsor
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: specifically for whatever the this is? Like?
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Check this out, like, yes, knowingly or don't interrupt me extually? Yes,
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: knowingly or recklessly. Transmitting and STD in California can lead
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: to criminal charges, potentially resulting in jail time and fines.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Here's more of a breakdown the legal basis. California's Health and.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Safety Code prohibits will it will fully exposing another person
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: to an STD, including HIV or AIDS the bad ones.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: But it says what it says, what constitutes this crime?
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: The crime requires you you knew or you sorry. The
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: crime requires you knew or you or someone else had
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: an STD, you intended to transmit it, the person infected
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: posed a substantial risk of transmission, and the.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: St D was actually transmitted.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: Okay, now California and California, this is California.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: This debate guys.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: Especially exposing someone to HIV AIDS with intent to infect them,
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: even without actual transmission, it is a misdemeanor.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Punish all butt up to six months in jail and
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: then fine.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: Not a felon.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: Need you give it should be more than that if
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: we're gonna find.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Someone, if We're gonna punish someone for that.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: It gotta be more than six months.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Like fine, that she ruins your life.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I mean. Does it really look at
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Michael Michael Michael Jackson is not with us anymore, Michael
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: my Magic Johnson.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Dude, you know, oh well he's like he's cured. You
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: don't even have anything.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: You know what, your cat burgers broke?
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: You know what? Actually get as you can get papers?
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: You got what the fun would look it up? Look
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: it up?
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: If if somebody gives you aids, can you get papers?
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: If somebody gives it illegal alien fucking age? Would you
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: give keeper's automatically?
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Damn, dude, that's crazy, diary. What the dude?
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: So we have a question for you. Join for you.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: There's a joint for you right there, Dog.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: I'll probably take it to Philip later.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Sorry, we got a question. We're at the l A
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: f C game.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, we were wondering what were you doing
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: on the phone?
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: Dog, We're not watching the game where you're d M
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: where you're manyaking now already Later.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: Dude, I was just I was posting. I was just
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: like I was trying to upload in the video and
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: I was thinking forward to upload, but it was Do
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: I like the what was the soccer? Got?
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Fun?
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: It was fun? Do I like it?
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: It was It's a good experience. Uh, fucking I like sports?
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: What what's my favorite sports?
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Do you?
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: Fucking?
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: What's it called? The thing when they put the mask
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: on and they.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Do in there you can see you being a flow fencer.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Fencing is cool because it's like it's like not real
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: but like you can't get killed.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: It's like pain.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Like scene is kind of boring, dude, is it? Pansing
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: is like some rich people shit, it's boring to watch,
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: Like it could be fun you think the logic of it. Yeah,
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: two guys fighting with swords and Olympics.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, I want to watch that ship. But when
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: you're watching it.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: You're like, what the fuck are they doing? But it's
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: been these swords.
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I'd rather watch.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: Mexicans put up a fence than watch fencing.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, actual actual fencing.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Way more fun, dog than watching two guys.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Like I don't know, man, Like spencing would be cool
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: if like the stords could actually cut you.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like if they were sharp.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: It's like a little sharp, you know, like butter nap
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: you know because it yeah, like its.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Not enough to kill you, you know what I mean?
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: But like you know I had stitches, you know, yeah,
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: like because it's got like a little ball in right,
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: like yeah, bends it just it just bends like yeah,
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: like like when the dick doesn't go in right and
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: when it comes out fascinating.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: You know you can break you know, you can break
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: your ship?
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, break it? Yeah, but how does that? Okay, so
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: when he so like dick, Okay, so you break it
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: when it's hard, right, But when you lose erection, what
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: happens to it?
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Like the muscles damage.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: So anytime you try to get up, it's like I
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: heard it's like the most painful ship ever.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Look up a broken penis.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll look it up, man, Yeah, but look it
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: up on the screen.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: So it's like it's like, okay, So the way I
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: think about it, it is kind of like you know
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: the Hulk when he gets sucked up when he's a
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Hulk and then ship back into banner.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Let's go down here.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: It is hurt, it says symptoms. This is okay, you
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: break your penis. So if you have sudden severe pain,
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: a popping or snapping sound like when I guess if
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: the girls trying to ride you and then like she
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: like doesn't go in the hole.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: But yes, that's a good way to break it.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: That's scary, bro.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Loss of erection, so swelling and I think that would
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: be painful swelling and bruising of the penis.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: So you're gonna have like half a black dick.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: You give me that ship, bro, Like for me to
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: have it no fu.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Difficulty or inability to urinate, Damn, that's crazy.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: That means it's gonna have to cat through you.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: I mean, like U p a your butt.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: That means you're gonna like so if this ship's like this,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: you're probably gonna have to like put a tub it
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: up and then like this is gonna have to like
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: stream but.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Like you picking it up, it's gonna hurt ship, dude,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Like damn, it's crazy.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Pnile fractures are medical emergency and require immediate surgical repair.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: How does that even?
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: What?
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Damn?
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: They probably have to slice it in the middle and
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: then fucking like add like a little fucking bridge.
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: What.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: I don't have medical insurance, dude. That's the thing that
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: scares me. That's I don't be fucking like that. Bro.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: You don't let them go on top.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, I do.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: It's fun. I mean, yeah, it's top.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie on top of it. They get
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: a little wild.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: Sometimes you're like, hey, you're not hold them by the hip, like, hey,
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: this is controling, get it.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: This isn't your fucking.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: Hold her like this? Because or the worst it like
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: that's I don't like cowboy because like the dick is
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: not a cowboy.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: It could snap, it goes, you know, that's the most
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: dangerous position. I looked it up.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, don't do that ship, I see him. That's leave
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: it for the porno. Leave it for the fucking leave
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: it for the Yeah, for the pros.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: Because it bends a whit's not supposed to, you know,
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: because the girls, like the girl.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Looking this ship up right now, it's the most dangerous.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: It has the most dangerous the cowgirl. No, no, I
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: know where we're talking.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah know, but I'm saying that it's not the mostake.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: I looked it up. The dangerous one. I kind of
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: feel like the one where the girl her neck bent
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: up and her ass.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: In there and then you're like drilling it like they're
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: looking for oil, you know, but I'm saying more for her,
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Like what if you really get into it and keep
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: just like hurting her neck or some ship her neck.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: We're not worried about her penis and how we get
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: penis fractures.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: And it's definitely from I leave for two minutes a girl.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: You ever come close to breaking your dick? Rock me?
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Uh, I'm sure, But I feel like you've, like rigoroarly
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: rigorously has masturbated in your life to like a flag
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: to come out this as bang.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: I think the most I done it in one day
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: was five times?
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: What cap?
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: What do you mean, cap? I think you're lying. No,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I mean it was really bad, but it was just
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: like a really boring ass day.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: I've gotten hard at fun too, and like, what's the most?
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: What's the most?
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: I told you that one time.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: That I'm not talking Are we talking about jerking opera sex?
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh yeah? Five times?
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, five, bro, I don't think I want to.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Five five times? No, No, we're talking about yerk in
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: it like you're tapping out after five?
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Have you found out? Like I just found out what
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: this thing does?
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: I'm talking like old yeah, like I just found out.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Dude, just like, what about you? This was gonna be
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: like ten It's true.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: I think when we first discovered, you know, like you
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: got a lot of pent up ship. Yeah, because you're young,
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: you know, I remember doing it was crazy. It was
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: a crazy thing, man. I was like, you couldn't wait
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: to get on toy is old.
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: It was like midnight right. I had an itch of
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: my dig on scratching and after that I bump into
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: the TV stand, girls walk, got wall turns on, lotion
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: falls on my dick.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: You know, bro, you know the commercials that used to
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: come on, Yeah, did you ever want? Okay, so you
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: watched that channel right with the commercials. There was one
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: channel that used to have this other ship before. They
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: used to have this guy, this old guy. He used
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: to be called poor Man's I used to talk. I
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: used to watch that ship dog. That ship used to
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: be fucking lit. They used to he used to be
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: showing He's like, this is my Sousia pick of the week,
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: and then he'll show her on the beach and.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Then they'll be like, call right now to vote. I wonder,
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: I wonder what happened to he.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: Got me tooed h for sure that guy's I'll do
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: the if he did that today, he beat me too.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: But like it was like basically late night TV. It
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: was like, well it was the most like public access
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: and this one guy you should just be I think
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: it was the Santa Monica.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Beach or different beaches and he'll say, you say it,
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: I remember it was Santa Monica. He'll be like, I'm
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: here at Huntington Beach and food like this food is
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: just I don't know how these chicks were down because
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: today if somebody were to go up to them, like
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: while they're laying down, get away from me or something
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: But this wool and he was COVID happening.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: He wasn't like good looking food. He was kind of
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: like creeper vibes Doug and this wool will literally go up.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: He's like, hey, what's I think? He probably gave him money, huh.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: But you got to think about this was like what
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: early two thousands, late nineties, and these girls see a camera,
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: a cam quarter the probably thinking oh my gosh, okay
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: on TV exactly. And the guy, poor Mann bikini guy,
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: he looked like he only a Baha fish tackle spot,
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: you know, like by the beach like that's what he
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: looked like.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: No, you guys never seen the documentary on he Grows
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: the Arenaville. Yeah, yeah, you've never seen the documentary on
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: grows on Wild with that full what's his name Joe
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: Francis or something like that in trouble bro.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he got a huge trouble Like he's like like.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: Big deal fool was taking pictures of underage chicks and
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: like Florida or something like that.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: He knew though, like he knew like like he knew
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: these bitches seventy Because I don't think it matters if
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: you know or not, because wasn't he running a business
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: like not?
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Well, wasn't he running like Bo's got So it's like
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: what was like was he just not carding bitches?
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: The thing is at a certain point, probably not.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: Once you get a fake ID and there's an under
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: chick there, you're what you're taking, it doesn't matter, Like
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: you got to make sure that it's not a fake.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: I d you gotta make sure she's eighteen.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: That his fucking job. You gotta.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta bet at that coin snaps.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: It's a real ID put underneath the line, dude.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if it turns blue. He just doesn't take chances. Man.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: It's like you look too young, but there's some big
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: ideas that look really good. I bought one when I
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: was like young dude from MacArthur Park is scanning everything. Bro,
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: you couldn't tell.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Man, okay, but you're like forty seven food.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Thirty seven? What the heck? You just never aged.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Bro, It's like you got like there's gotta be some
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: kind of Asian gene.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: It's just boring, like this just came out with It's
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: like Asian like.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Bro, it's like, no, I look my jeans.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Oh you did a twenty three?
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah dirty as you haven't watched them? Imagine it came back.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: This is where I found out I had clamdian.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, so what what?
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: What?
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: Did I have so much sex in my car that
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: when I used to go get my car taken to
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: get a mock check, it made me a there's a
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: joke I wrote a long time a when I discovered
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: on my notebooks, like I saw so much sex in
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: my car that when I go get a mock check,
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: the DMB makes me take it as d d D.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I'll bring that back. Baby.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Fucking in your car was like that was a vibe dog.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: It was you know, like like like it's your like room.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: You know what was good?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: You know what was cool though? Like when when?
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: When when when you fucked in a car that wasn't yours,
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: like and you bone in her car. You're like Mark
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Mark Turf.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: You're just like, hell yeah, I remember, but you know
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: sometimes it was uncomfortable dog when.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: I was But Martin Rizzo was like a little smaller,
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: he has more could That's what I'm saying, Like you're
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: kind of big bro like you.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: So let me tell you that that INSIGHT's bed for me, dude,
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: my celica. Dude.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: I remember like I had to get busy one time
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: and uh, and I was dating an older chick right now.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: I was still in high school.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: Your teacher like, what is it like?
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: I was like older high school like we're about to
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: get out type of ship principal. And I remember dog
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: like this bitch used to have a fucking white beamer dog,
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: like a three twenty five.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: And I just remember, I'm like, man, I was like
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: it was where it was leading.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: To it in my head.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: I kept thinking, I was like, how the fuck am
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: I gotta fucking this car.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: I was like, this ship is head of small, and
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: I ended up, you know, pushing the seat all the
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: way to the front and then like dog. Even then
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: the Beamer was too fucking hella small. Though it was
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: the most uncomfortable sex.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Respectfully, not a jab at you, but like, what was
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: this bitch doing that? She was fucking some dude in
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: high school.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: I think she had a husband, for sure, dude, she
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: was definitely in her twenties. Yeah, the question is still standing.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: He had fire ass weed for a cool inte. I
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: wasn't smoking then. I was like, I for sure thought
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: was I for sure thought that was.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: I was like you, I mean, that just sounds like
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: a nice car, especially around that age seventeen and twenty three?
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Is that like a lot?
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the six years female. Yeah, I was doing
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: high school.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: But you know what I'm saying, Like, what like if
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: she's twenty three and here's the role that I always played.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: As soon as I was able to get into a bar,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I was not really interested in somebody I couldn't take
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: to a bar.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I remember, dude.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, so you're saying I got groomed.
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: I think so you're a victim, bro bad dog, you
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: should yeah, you could literally probably. I don't know what
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: the statute of limitation is, but you should find her
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: out with that.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but most things it's seven years.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: You're a victim, you to get therapy.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, but I might not supposed to be feeling
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: bad like I don't feel bad, you know what I mean.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I don't feel like like nothing bad happened to me.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: You feel bad about it when that's why when you
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: find out that your son's no, it's not the.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Same every time food, Like I think I was. I
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: think I was old enough to know that I wanted
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: to fuck you know what I mean?
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: I mean, teen is if my if my kid tells
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: me comes back and be like Mitchell Mitchella, my extra
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: my son's fifteen sixteen.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, I'm single, somebody says Babs.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Of course he'd be like, hey, you tell me about it.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: You really would call the cops if my cu is fifth,
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know, man, that's a that is a weird one.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: But I would become a parent, I feel, you know,
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying, Like I can't I can't
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: speak on my hypothetical child I don't want because when
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: I'm when I was younger, I would be like fuck yeah,
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: I dude. But now that I'm older, like.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, like like okay, this is coming from somebody that
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: like somebody that happy child, you know what I mean,
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Like this should happened to me.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: And like now that you guys mention it, I know you.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Should have gone to Joe like you feel groomed. That's
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: You should feel a level of like no, no, like
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: you look like like like what I was your brother.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: I didn't look at it starts crying. What if you
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: start going to a therapy and after that they open
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: up something you started crying. He's like this is why
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: I tear up after I don't full on cry.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I just thought it was allergies. I don't.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man like, but how would you have
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: suation because I didn't feel the need to tell like
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: my parents been like yo, it's like I just I
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: just I remember telling him.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, this girl is the high school
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: killing it. I thought I'd keep killing it. This pitch
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: got a car that was good there.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: I think I was killing it.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: I think I was more in love with the fact
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: that I didn't have to walk anymore. Yeah, I didn't.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: I didn't have to walk anywhere.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I was just like, helly, I got a right to work.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: He's got the hot girl mentalities like I just want
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: to eat for free.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: I want to get driven around.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: I was broken the time for seven Yeah, like you
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: want to you want to just be taken care of.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Just take care of me, Mommy, you've never dated.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: An older chick?
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, older chick?
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Like how much older?
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: I met this girl. I was at this comedy show
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: in Hollywood, the Foremo Cafe, and then it was a
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: show and I was like, I.
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: Was like, ormsto got Cougar's. You're right, it's got some coopers.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Of older cougars bro and uh what's it called. I
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: must have been like, fuck, dude. I was like twenty
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: five and this girl was like forty four. She kept
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: buying me drinks and after that walked into her wagon.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: It was like a fuck nice little wagon she had,
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: you know. Then we made out. I had to tibby
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: too when I kissed her though, and we kept talking
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: like we hooked up.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: It was crazy, dude, climb that tree.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: I wanted I had like keepler out.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Is that the oldest you've been with?
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys wuck.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Up in the wagon?
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, no not.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: We met on the wagon and after that we went
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: to her brother's house. She was living with her brother
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: in West Hollywood. Yeah.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: But when I was like, dude, when I was like
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: fucking when I was like twenty eight, I was dating.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: I wanted to date with like a younger chick. She
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: must have been like I think, like, I don't know
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: how I think. I think I was like twenty six
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: and she was like twenty. I don't know if she
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: was that young. And I remember I was like, we
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: can't do shiit, bro. And I think that's when they
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: changed the laws were like fucking like you have to
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: be like twenty one too smoked cigarette. I had that
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: experience too, like where are gonna go fucking chucky like
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: laser tag, bro, what the fuck? That's my That was
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: always my mentality growing up. So I was like, if
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: I can go on the bar, you have to to
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah that that that was.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Like that what you say twenty six? I want to
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: say I was the same age and like I think
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: she was twenty in college, bro, And it's.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: Just like you can't do shit.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: It was it was boring, and then it was like
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: go hang out at the mall.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: I guess yeah.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: It was like such a fucking I also felt like
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: such a big disconnect, bro. Like I was just like,
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: this is too far along for Like I don't know
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: what you're into.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck skibbity toilet means. Like
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: I at that time, I was just like, yo, this
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: is I'm not I'm not into I'm not into sh
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not dating a fucking twelve year old, bro, Like what's.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: The young what's the youngest you thing you would date?
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: I feel like maybe like ten years has made the
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: most for me, Like.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: I mean I have a lady. But like I mean,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: but at the time, like that was that. That's I
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: drew the line. After that one.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: I was just like, Okay, you have to like be
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: at least like twenty.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Five, at least twenty because I was already I was
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: already twenty six, twenty seven at that time when I
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: had that experience, and I felt so out of touch,
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like I was just like, oh,
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: like this is so weird, Like I just like I
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: like your music I don't even like none of this shit.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: I listened to her iPod bro, and I.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Was just like, what the fuck is this ship for experience?
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Different fucking robot noises?
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: At first, I was just like, oh, it's because she's white.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: But I think, like ten years ago, I'm thirty seven,
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: so of a girl's like twenty seventheen, that's perfect, you know,
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: but what about you? Actually, what's the youngest you'll date?
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: You got at least be able to drink? Yeah, okay,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: or twenty one?
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Because how old are you? How old are you?
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: You still would go to a twenty one year old?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Why not.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: Can?
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm not saying that, but it's just like you don't.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Feel like there's such a like disconnect, like a disconnect
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: where it's just like, what the fuck.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I don't think she's talking about just dating. I think
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: he's just like talking about smashing.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: But even then, you want an experienced woman, bro, I
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: want like a fucking lady who's been through it. You know,
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: you knows whatsucking.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: I don't want that twenty one.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: He just wants to fucking.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Your I don't want some girl, baby, I don't want
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: to grow with. I don't know. No, I don't want
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: to grow with like a body count of like thirty, Okay,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I do brow I want to know what you're doing
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: likes grossing now, Like I'm not saying not experience. I'm
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: not saying I want like a virgin, but I don't
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: want some bitch with like divorce. Okay, that's like, okay,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: that's that. Gee, that's a different category. Honestly, I started
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: looking at the moms. Dude, it looks cozy.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Like the divorce. Divorce is only divorces. Divorce chicks are
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: only good if you've been beat by life. The same way,
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: you don't have to necessarily have a divorce. But it's
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: just like like, you know, like a dude who's like
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: he's like, man, I've been homeless before, but I got
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: my shit's good her now?
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Or like, you know what I mean, can you save me?
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Like it's like like like they kind of match each
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: other out because it's like, yeah, I had a husband,
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: he used to beat me, but now I'm free. You know,
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: those two those two traumas will just combine like dragon
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: ball Z foods.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: I just tell I just tell every girl, I'm like,
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: you can fix me.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'll change for you. You can fix me. Yeah,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: But I don't know. He's not he's not talking about
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: like a doll, but he's not talking.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: He's not talking about like that like damage goods, but
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: he's talking about like at least like bro Like like,
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: I think the disconnect between twenty one would just be
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: so much. I guess, like, for example, a car ride
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: and you let her put the oxpe hold no, no, not,
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: but it's like you would just even like I get it.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: You'd be like, yeah, I'm here, I seem to know
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: what the young people like, and it's like, bro, no,
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: you think that we don't so fucking now, even right now.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: The girl day, my girl, she's five years younger than me,
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: and still I'm.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Like, how would how would she?
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: That's good understand what you guys mean, because sometimes I'll
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: be like I'll mention shit like be real and she's like, huh,
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: I can't imagine how twenty one year old is.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: But like, there's no, that's the same age. There's a
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: bunch of other ships to be in common with you.
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: You want to be in common with with the no,
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: you want to learn new things. You want new things
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: from them. I not hear the fucking oh the same experience,
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: y'all live together.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: Twenty one is like that age where the girls think
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: they're all cute.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: You need that's the whole thing.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: You need to do this, you know, like they feel
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: you want a girl who was like, I open my
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: own door, bitch.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: You know, like, no, that's not like a man open bitch.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: You know I can't my own door.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can on my own door. And these are
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: the girls, the older ones, like the liquor did the liquor,
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: I don't like my ass lick.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: One year old?
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, you sound just like x G.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: He's like, I would be open to it, but I've
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: never had it done.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not even trying to get that ship done.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Remember that What's up where you were so close?
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: You were just like.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Begging me.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: She wanted to eat your peggy hold fool who it was?
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: He's like, no, the pretty cute one.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: And I was like, Bro was like, I was like
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: because and then I was convinced that. I was like, Bro,
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: just come back and talk about it on the podcast.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: What was she trying to do to you? Was she
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: trying to penetrate her fucking tasted liquid. Yeah, pussy, Yeah,
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: I know. The thing is, here's the thing is Rock
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: would have been there like a stretch cat.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Look, it's not would have been like, let's see how
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: far I can do these splits.
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: It's not that I'm a pussy. It's like, what if
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: it's one of those things that now you want every
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: chick to do it? Not every chicks gonna do it.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: You have a free yeah, but like not every chick's
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: gonna let you nut in her either. But like I'm
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: just saying, you know, yeah, bro, they are all things
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: that you can get easily accustomed to that can be
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: taken away and you just got to adapt. Not every
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: girl gives head, Like.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: When you like that, you like that and you want
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: every chick to do it.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: No.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Rock has a point though. It's like it's like.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: A good point that like not.
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: Every chick gives head.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: That's they do.
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: They need to know it's called lesbian. That's called the lesbian,
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: and and you need to get the warter break up
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: with that lesbian.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: It's funny because there's a girl that I dated a
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: long time ago, and I remember like having to be
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: like come on, just like I do.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: It to you you should want it was.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: It was it was still fucking words that that only
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: lasted six months.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: I was like this, like, is just need ginger VIIs
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: and she don't want to give you ginger bitis. Huh
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: what does she have ginger vitis?
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: And yeah.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: It did.
• 39:13
  Speaker 8: Can't look man, you can't get ginger vitis. All right,
• 39:16
  Speaker 8: Imagine your dick has bread like because you know, like
• 39:22
  Speaker 8: you know, when it's time to wash your dig You're like,
• 39:23
  Speaker 8: all right, it smells like that, bro, it's time to
• 39:25
  Speaker 8: take you for a wash.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: It just smells like fucking somebody just ate fish.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: But but but it's like, but bro, if it fish fish,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: if it had the bad breast smell, bro, that would
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: be like what the fuck? Bro?
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: You just tick a toothbrush, you know what I mean?
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: I get a fucking pipe cleaner, the one you make
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: a little stick figures out of and you're fucking like
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: a musket. Yeah, pack it in baby, Yeah, I would to.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: I can't let a girl eat my ass because I
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: shore pretty nasty.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: Like, so you don't clean up after what wait? So
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: before I had a wet wipes?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: My guy, if you got if you gotta take the
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: extra step. Get the wet wipes, man, take a bath
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: every time you ship?
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: I do.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: Okay, So I have a Budet now and I love it.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: I've had it for like two years. It's a game changer, bro, Like,
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: I feel like I've used them to work, dude, now
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: that when I don't have a budet, like when I
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: go out of town to do shows and I have
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: to ship, like, I feel like my asshole has gotten
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: accustomed to a budet, so it doesn't finish all the
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: way because it knows the bidets and do the rest
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: of the work. Just walking around with a fucking little
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: walnut up your ass fucking just like you can't get
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: rid of all of it. So when I'm at hotels,
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: I have to shower after I take dumps because I wipe,
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: and I wiping, it doesn't go away, dud because like
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: my ass has gotten accustomed to the don't laugh, bro.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, you should just get some baby wipes. Dog,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: I'm I do.
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: I take them down the road, but like my budet,
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: and and you should just And I have the high
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: highest setting, bro, I got the fucking civil rights water hose.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, do you have like a fucking does
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: it say the N word when you fucking I've got.
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: You?
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Hear the dogs barking in the background.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, no but yelling. I have a dream, hey bro?
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Not for nothing though, man, Like once you experience like
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: a bidet dog like it's it changes your life.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Dog.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: I guess should I look forward to that ship every year?
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Japan, get one, Get one.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: I just don't like toilet that much, Like every toilet
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: out there seemed baller, but then I come here.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: This basically doesn't. Man, you don't deserve this.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: Alan sall for you, brother. It was only forty bucks
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: on Amazon. Yeah, you literally just mounted It's super easy.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: What was it, mister tush dot com whatever? My tushy
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: dot com used promo codeinfo. I don't know if it's
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: still available.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: You have xaviers like advertising fucking podcasts sponsors from like
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: years ago? Yeah yeah, like this is like filew you
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: sponsored five years ago?
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: Bro, get your dreams?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean did they they didn't if they didn't
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: discontinue the cube on you know, like the fun are
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: we still getting for that? You get free ship from
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: from if you call right now?
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: Hey, I all this who's money?
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Man was like they prayed on like like immigrants, so
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: what they.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: Do Yeah, but sounds like basically it was like the ghetto.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: What is like the ghetto?
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Sears Nah, I don't think there's it was anything like it.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: It was a ghetto best by yeah, yeah, because it
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: was mostly electronics.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: It was not it was furniture that.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they had bad So it's like cons so they
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: will give they will give immigrants like credit and the
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: highest interest available.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Dog, it should be it should be legal to do that.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: It was that bad where you were like, well, there's
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: no reason you should have twenty one percent interest rate
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: on the fucking twin Twitter.
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: The fuck yeah, the kids, Yeah, and last I would
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: do it because you would assume you're gonna pay for it.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: Everything you know they're trying to don't happen. You want
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: to survive. And then they tell you that you can
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: have it. You can take it right up, take it
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: right out right now, we'll do yeah. Yeah you want
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: to couch.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Taking it for you before you even fucking take them.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I say you got cons which is an old
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: store just like that where they like lease and and
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: uh not lay away.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: But people will.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: Tell me like you know they will. They will terrible,
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: especially if you grew up in the hood, like the
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: teachers be like, yeah, you get your current going just
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: go tolck with I saw you're eighteen years old going there,
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: and then you get bro for the rest of your
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: ro student loan status.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Like my uncle went in there. You know, he got
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: fucked for hard.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: I laughed so hard because my dad told me like that,
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: I want to go ahead, because my dad was my
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: nusban five sites cast or nothing.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: It's been like that yet, No, no, and if act
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: people may so my uncle went to.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: And I went with them because you know, you always
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: tag along with your cool uncle and so cool in
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: there too.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my uncle got.
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: Fucked so hard on subfers a STAGEO that came out
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: and then and the DJ was no, just for the
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: the whip you know on the sound system, the stair
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: that came.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Out, that trunk rattling.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, it was the best apart. And I
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: even didn't bad. They robbed this for like two months.
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: What do you mean, oh back in the day type
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: of ship.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Where they just know, they're like, we know you got
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: it and then they just go fucking lift it and
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: sell it.
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: And we I mean we all think it was an
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: inside job type of sh I was like when I
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: came back and get this ship.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Fuck, like this whole rack right here. That's how cool
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: I saw. Like that ship they had like what I saw,
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: and like, dude, you buy the little dog from fucking up.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: That's it, Dude, you gotta pay that ship for like years.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: They only have like one location. It used to be
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: popping before now they.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: I mean there's the one in South Kate, there's the
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: one in uh By, downtown l A or all the central.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Some of it. There's still some open, yes, dude, Oh yes, yeah,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: that's just good.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: Love it, dude, little skinny French fries.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is urban life still look thing? Yeah?
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Those are like sc there's like a little fucking uh.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: There's still little places where like they'll meet at somebody's
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: house and they have like a shed where they all
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: get fucking the fucking oatmeal or whatever the fuck it is.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: It's like it's like chocolate powder. Yeah, yeah, shakes.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's shakes, bro.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: You know, it's it's just supplements.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know why they get such a bad rip,
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: didn't they fucking like sponsor the game.
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: That's the fucking pyramid scheme. Dog, which one mean herbal
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: life it's a pyramid scheme?
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: Or the flavor is actually good? We need to get
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: like you guys need to get like a herbal doesn't.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Matter if it was good or not. It's a pyramid scheme. Well,
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: I mean if you're if you're losing weight by it,
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: then it is good.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: It's working.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's just maybe the way that the
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: way that maybe you might not want to sell it,
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: but is the product good?
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Do it work?
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: I mean it must have been good because people just
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: kept going. And you know, I'm curious googlem schemes. You know,
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: does herbal life actually work?
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Oh dope, it was fun. Dog got mixed evidence.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Adam Carolla was there?
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, Oh hell yeah? Man Show? What Man Show? Yeah?
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ?
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, you're right right, year old ruck guy.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: You guys said that ship?
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: No that fooles.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I forgot he did that. No, No, I
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: watched him to stand up. He's still killing the dog.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: How could he know he's fucking great?
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: Him?
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: Dank Cook, Tony Rock, Holy crap, Tony Rock. Huh No,
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: I leave that fall lone dog, like I say what's up?
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: To him?
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: I say what's up? But I don't sit there and
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: have conversations with to me.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: When I talk to him, he did the.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Vicious circle or as much as you fucking talked about
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: because he's to me, it's.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Like he's did the vicious searcher.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: To ask him how'ses?
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Tell him good luck? Chuck is your family's Christmas movie
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: they all watch.
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: Ask him how's his twenty two year older girlfriend? Her wife?
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: She has to be like twenty eight now, right, dude.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: What's crazy is he would text because Matt was like
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: under him, like he was kind of like Matt like
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: kind of apprenticed under him. And so when Matt and
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Kevin one time were hanging out with his girlfriend twenty
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: four Jesus Christ and Dane Cook, and Dane Cook was
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: texting Kevin even though Kevin was in a relationship and
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: was like, hey, you need to fucking back off. Damn.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: That's weird.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: He gets protective of his girls, Dan Cook. Yeah, crazy, and.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: That's very predatory, Yeah, a hundred percent.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And it's like I said, like Matt wasn't interested
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: in her because Matt's pretty and can get whoever he wants,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: and then Kevin was pretty, but also was already in
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: a fucking long, committed relationship. So it's just weird that
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: dang cook would get all agro about hanging out and shit.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, let's be for real.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Tell me, you're in your fifties, yeah.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: And you got a twenty year old girlfriend.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna be a little protective. Look Mari act
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: like he's not. Come on, let's you're in your fifties
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: and you can have a twenty four year old girlfriend.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: It couldn't have been that hard to acquire.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's easy to impress a twenty four year
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: old girl, like eighties. They feel me, I got my
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: famous and I have keys.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that he should. You can at that's
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: insecure and shitty, and it's just absolutely predatory. I don't
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: know any girl I've ever been with, Like, yeah, you
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: can get like a little insecure internally, but you don't
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: have to act on it, you know what I mean.
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: Really do He told the homie, Hey, back off, like
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: he's straight up texted. Kevin was like, you need to
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: leave her alone, Like, don't hang out with her ever again.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Hey buddy, Yeah, is your dad protective over his girlfriend?
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Like if you were texting, if you were if you
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: were texting his lady or liked would he or like
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: like one of it, like somebody texted his lady? Is
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: your dad being overprotective because you know he has a
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: super younger a girlfriend.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: You should be.
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: There should be no guy texting your lady in a
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: mass putting a mass like let's say, I know, like what.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: About the position like where Rock was talking about, Well.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Why is he like he just said, why they hanging out?
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I wasn't there.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: But the whole thing of like him being a little
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: protective about his girlfriend. I don't think there's anything crazy
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: about him.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: Man, Well, here's what it is.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I guess the the the only thing I can make
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: sense of it is Matt and Kevin were younger, his
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: girl was younger.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: Probably the friend friends or friends age, Yeah, more thing
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: is a common.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: More common interest. Well, also you think about somebody Dane cooking.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: How old he is that's her dad's eat?
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Well you know I'm thinking about that. Well, it's funny
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: because like I think about this shit with me and
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: dating because I'm like coming up on forty two. You
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: know it's not forty two, but like forty thank you,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: But it's one of those I'm like, if I date
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: some girl it's like twenty seven, twenty eight and she
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: wants to go to fucking like E d C or
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: some shit like that, like I'm gonna with me. Just
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: send her with me about that? Thank you? It's too kind.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's what of those things where you're like,
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: that's those things where you're like, you know what, you
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: go with your friends, you go do that. I'm not
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: gonna fucking That's what I'm saying.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm recognizing, like I love going on adventures
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: and shit, but I also like I'm an old dude.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Like I'm not all old, but like I get tired
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: and I'm active, so like I'm not gonna want to
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: go club and and shit, you know, I think I
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: started snowboarding, So you don't have to go to the
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: club anymore.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Wait, you thirty already, bro, Eventually you're gonna start feeling
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: tired and then you're gonna.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Be yeah, like I go to the gym. I'm not
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: not healthy, Like I like what I mean, You're not
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: that old. You can still do now. But I'm saying
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: I fucking don't like going to the club. I'm not
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: saying club. I just said.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying like a younger thing chicks. I'm not
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: saying that he's not gonna do it.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: For goddamn.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: If I'm on a dating app and I see a
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: girl a fucking burning man, I don't do it. Oh,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: I get an RV four crashes RV.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: That's cool.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: I went to a He's just turned thirty, though I
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: don't think he's had a full experience. You're like, you
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: gotta get seasoned into your thirties. And then you're like,
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: you know, because something happens, like in between one of
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: those activities where you're like, oh shit, I can't do
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: this no more. Let just started snowboarding.
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: I feel so young, bro, I thought this was gonna
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: be hard.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: I'm there, like, run it, run it while you can.
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: I'm kind of happy that I ended up doing it
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: because in my head, I was like, I'm too old
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: to learn this.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Thirty.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I still skate a lot.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, see, this will still active. He's always fucking taking
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: ships all the time. Wow, But but I do, But
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: I do. Congratulations on your ships.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: I do feel it as in I'm more lazier now,
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: you know. I'm like, I got just going to chill
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: more want to.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, It's one of those it's like
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: after like I don't know, going to work or doing
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: any kind of labor for a day, You're like eight hours,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking like all right, I can sit down the
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: rest of the day.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: I think you also haven't had a bad experience snowboarding,
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: like you've only got it twice, like example, like like
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: for example, like Martin, I bet you can sell just
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: poss skateboard, you.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Know what I mean? And he knows.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: He's like, I still like it because it's like it's
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: still doing like you haven't necessarily been seasoned to all
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: of snowboarding. It not that I'm saying it like when
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: you wipe out or how bad when you do wipe out.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: It is we want to have this conversation, but that
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: you still like snowboarding, like you know what I mean,
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: because it's different, bro, Like you don't hear you don't
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: like you're like, I'm glad you still could do it.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: But the thing is gonna say is like if let's
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: just say this will take a fall out down the stairs,
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be hardest fuck for this foodle heel at
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: forty thing. And if you like you just turned thirty, bro,
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: shit be like like you know, I'm just saying no,
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: that's why I did it. I don't know, because that's
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: gonna be nothing.
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: I was the thing that I was mad because my
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: mom was kind of talking like you and I'm like, we're.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Not because she knows you're not young anymore.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Not talking to a fifty year old either.
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm thirty, bro, I can I can break my
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: leg and you know, ain't nothing happen when you're fifty sixty.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: I want to see this guy break his leg now,
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: not that I want to, but I say, nothing that happened.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: Be scared. Scared.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: You can't be out the show for like three months
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: because we don't have a concessibility here.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: But they have to build him a Pulley system, but
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: they put a ladder.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: I feel like one of those sports I kind of
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: like you use your whole body and it kind of
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: keeps you agile because I would say, like skat, I
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: see skaters are like in their fifties, like Tony Hawk
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: or other like older scaped pros and like there's the
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: way they move is not the way my mom moved
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: when she was like in her Like, you.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Know, Jara moves way different than my mom did. He's
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: got five.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you talk about that new video with him and
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Tony Hawk. Yeah yeah, I was surprised to see a
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: movie like that after a broken leg like that. But
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: then again, he's been doing that ship since he was young.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: You get, you get a customed to who.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: Started snowboarding at thirty.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Was just wrong. I'm already proven wrong. I already get
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: already been doing things.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: Like I was a.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Do you stretch before you snowboard? I've been working out
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: just for it.
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: No, do you stretch?
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: How do you work out for snowboarding? Working on more
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: of my legs?
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm using, stewing curls. What do you do it?
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: I'm getting ready to go snowboarding.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: One snowboard without a T shirt like a fucking man,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: you hit that fucking snow Yeah, that's gonna feel real good.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: We'll get injured up there though, Like how often do
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: you see somebody.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Eat eat it bad?
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: The ambulance is ready to go.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Oh damn.
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: So it happens a lot a lot of kid, it's
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: a lot of people. It's a lot of people that
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: don't know of drunk people.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I hear nothing Like.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: It's like it's a probability of anything, bro, Like you
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, Like any fucking sport that you play,
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: it's a probability if you're gonna play, you run a
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: chance of getting hurt.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: So but I this is considered an extreme sport.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: So that's the reason I'm asking because I'm like, Okay,
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: the extremity of it and like elevates the probability of
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: something going wrong because not everybody.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I see people drinking up there.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: I've been invited several times, very much like after my
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: ice skating experience, I realized, I mean I was heavier then,
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: but it's like, really looking at it now, I still
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: don't feel comfortable enough. I could lose twenty more pounds
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: and I'd be like, people like me are not supposed
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: to be on ice, you know what I mean.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: So so, so you didn't see anybody white House, but
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: the ambulance is right there on call with the group.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I went.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: Some girls sprained arm and she got to get picked
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: up by the fucking It's just a sprained arm like.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: A little joint. No, no, she didn't get picked up
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: at home, but she got picked up by like they
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: pick you up sometimes they want to go pick her up.
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: I mean, what I'm more worried about it is that
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: thing where it's kind of like I was telling Mark,
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: like he asked me why I don't play soccer.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: I used to love soccer.
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: But no, it's not my shins. Yeah exactly, I mean
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: drink coronas instead of fucking power bro.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: They want to play that the way ship.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're playing fucking uh fucking church shoes.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: Snowboarding is just on me if I get to me.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: But here's the thing where I've been noticing. You go
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: on pack days when you're snowboarding, you're worried about the
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: idiot coming behind you. Yeah, so if you have someone
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: that doesn't know.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: How that is not the first time he said that
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: out loud, it's going to rear you worried about the
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: guy coming behind you.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: I'm scared of that too, bro. But how come you
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: don't like soccer? Playing soccer with.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: They come into hot Yeah, why don't you play with
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: people your age?
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: It's not my age, it's anybody.
• 55:50
  Speaker 9: It's it's but there's like leagues for foods that are
• 55:52
  Speaker 9: like thirty. I know, homies got geriatrically take it too serious.
• 55:56
  Speaker 9: They forget that this is the Sunday league that we
• 55:59
  Speaker 9: have work tomorrow. These fools, all of a sudden, I
• 56:01
  Speaker 9: think this is the world.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: Couple of times you got to about these guys and
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: this is all they have.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Exactually rolls my left ankle for no reason.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: That but you're talking about like playing with older foods, right,
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: You're talking about about paying anybody in general, I trust.
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: But you probably playing with those like little foods that
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: have like acid blood in them or fucking mind bluff.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like if a food has a hair knit, you
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: know what I mean, like or something like that, Like
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: the little band that they be worrying.
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna play that game like you don't look
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: look you're saying play with people like your age three
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: year olds. I start juking you fools, and you doing
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: you dirty and talking a little ship. There goes my
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: left ankle and I'm a little bit of a ship talker.
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: Comes when I'm being on there.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: But I mean when I starts saying we got to
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: remember though, then you're playing at thirty then actually can't
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: run as fast as they would get cool with twenty.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: And I've seen these fucking bad leagues, bro, they fucking
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: they run fast.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: I used to play.
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: I used to play the Sunday League before I was
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: like twenty one before I really was like.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: Your dad, it's all mixed, right, It's all like that, Yeah,
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: you can play that.
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: But you know what I've seen, and I've talked about this,
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: I've seen guns pulled out on Sunday leagues.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: What the why?
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: Like like the one would start the game like the guns, Like.
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: Too much ship talking, they lost three to there's too
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: much money in the game. Someone slips, so and so,
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: someone hurt, someone's cousin. It's me pretty most mitia. Someone's
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: yelling in the on the sidelines. Now they're talking ship
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: the ref dude. It gets fucking crazy.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: People.
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: Don't people stop stop thinking that tomorrow you're a regular
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: person with the nine to five.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: If you start feeling some pain after fucking doing something
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: like some snowboarding here now tearing you, but like you
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: start feeling because you know that pain, I've had it before.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: But like like you're gonna be like, I know, way,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: it's way.
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: I about about one hundred and fifty dollars knee brace
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: for that that you know, I know, but yeah I got,
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: I got, I got metal rocks on that knee, brais, Bro,
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: I'm good to go.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, no, that that I don't know.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: Man, like that ship you got.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: You gotta know how to pick your sports after a
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: certain time, bro. Like for example, like if me, like
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: I always wanted to learn how to skateboard, but I
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: remember I tried it when I was younger, right, I
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: fell down really hard, and I was I've always been
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: a heavy kid, and now until now where I'm like
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: really taking my fitness like serious.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: So you like fell fat like I fell, and I
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: remember falling on my arm.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: The ship was all bruised up and everything. And I
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: ever had a blind skateboard. I thought it was cool.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: Little reaper, Yeah, the little Reaper.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: I was all happy, bro. And I genuinely fucking tried
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: and I could just never get it down. So I
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: was like I kept falling too much and I never
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: I couldn't even get.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: The only down.
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: How long did you genuinely try?
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: For two months? Two months?
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: Like something I get myself six, like the only the
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: only thing that I could do was just like, all right, bro,
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: just ride the board. That's the only like the only
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: thing that I could get down. But like I wanted
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: to know how to do tricks because everybody was doing it,
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: but nobody wanted to tell.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: Me, like, hey, you're a little bit too heavy. Dog
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: so hard even the kid flips hard.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: They got good fat skaters. Well at the time, there
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: was no fast skaters.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: They were hiding. But they were hiding, you know, they
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: were eating.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, bro, but hiding behind the taco truck.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: So yeah, you should have done like more bowls and
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: stuff like that where you put your weight into.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: The uh yeah, more like carving.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, you could have fucked up some vert.
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: Bring you back baby.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: I thought about logging. I thought about doing a vlog
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: with George.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: I'm like, look for yeah. Yeah. I was like it
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: teached me the basics dog. Oh well, that's the thing.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: So if somebody comes out about choosing your sports after thirty,
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: like I don't pick up Like if I'm going to
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: pick up some sports, like I pick up riding, like
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: I have bike no, like I have a BMX bikes
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: and then I don't.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: I'm not out there doing crazy shit.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: I jump a few stairs and I'll be doing like
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: twenty mile rides thirty minut right limits, It's more about
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: the It's more about the fucking impact. Yeah, I have
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: the cool bike meant for fucking wheedlis and ship, but
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: my health insurance cost me four hundred a month, So
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to do those wheelies,
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, and then so I picked up that, and
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: then what is it?
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: I was on?
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: I was onto bowling before everybody else caught onto it.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Cool.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: Bowling is the perfect sport if you're like, you're like,
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: if you're still young enough to be fit, because like
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: all the people that are bowling there, they realize how
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: cool it was when it's too late in their fat
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like do you see like
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: short foods with big guys, but they're good. So I'm like,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: you gotta come in there and be the new generation.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Be like dog, I'll throw this bowling ball shape.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: I don't give Bowling ball is the only sport that
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: you didn't get. You can't get nachos in between.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: You know, like like it's the most unhygienic ship ever,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, you know, like it's all the finger food,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: but you're putting your fingers in the ball like bro
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: that like.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: Wh yeah, exactly, yeah it real. I just want to
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: give a shout out to Aton. He's blowing up the chat.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: It's hilarious. It is going off. I can't shoes on
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: those rubber things to.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Fucking Max.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: I could see you in one of those things.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Do you have one of those?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: I don't have to do anything. I grow facial hair.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: I don't need no whatever. I wear my jowls with pride.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: You can never go facial hair. I do. I do
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: grow it, but patch.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: You know, it's funny because mine doesn't grow like that.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: It comes out like a like a chin strap. I
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: look like a mobile fucking manager, you know.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, bust out the a blinking dog.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: See it's like a Lincoln or you never let because
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: like bro, like I have, I learned it, girl, But
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: I wish this could connect with my beard, but it doesn't.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: I find just let this get long enough that it
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: like hangs down and you can use that.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: I've seen people that be.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: Using that hymns for your hair on their beard and
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: for dis Yeah there is no hair, but yeah, the
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: hymns for men.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: If you put it the thing that goes on your hair,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: if you put it here.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: I've heard people like, pat, you're not gonna get a
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: full beard, but if you got like a little patchiness
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: that that will help.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: I don't tried.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: Think you got that is so hard?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: What do you think? Okay?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: You heard that when you say how do you get?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: Then they say that you drink fucking this and it
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: puts hair on your chest. I'm the hair most hairless
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: fucking dude here.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: Drink enough. There's a chemical in the vaginal juices that
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: turns on a.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: I forget the name of it. I forget the scientific name,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: but they're just made.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Got the testosterone pompeg.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, have you ever like have you actually ever
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: tried to do something about it though, like have you
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: ever tried to like put like well like like like
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: for example, like when I when when before I started
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: shaving my hair my head and I and I just
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: gave up. I was just like, you know what, dude,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: I was like, I tried putting batana away on it
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: because I heard it was pretty good, and it just
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: made it grow and the spots. That was like already growing,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: but the spots they weren't having anymore. I was just like,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: what the fuck, bro, Like, you're supposed to come back
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: and it's supposed to leave it, and it just didn't.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: So I was I was like fucking mad about that.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: So I was just like, you just got to work
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: with what you got, dog. So I eventually just think, God,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: I have a round head. And then and then I
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: was I thought I couldn't grow a solid fucking beard.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: And then I spent a whole year, bro, and I
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: had like a year. Yeah, it was like a whole year, right,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: did you do for a whole year? Yeah, the whole beard?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: Because my vlog in Japan wasn't fucking my last year
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: a beard.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: You just let it grow out and then it happened.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Or what my fucking thing is, I've done the Dermo
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: rollers with like the fucking with steal tips on him
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: and then you put in the rosemary oil and then
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: the fucking magic other fucking juice.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: I did that ship The magic juice is what the
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: fun I'm talking?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Well, no, it's but it's it's it's got like more
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: rose like I have like just straight up rosemary oil.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: And then this fucking like beard ship that also has
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: rosemary oil and some other stuff. But it's just like
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: I did that ship for six months. I don't look
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: any different than I did last year. I mean, yeah,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: just get some I just think it's just genetics. What
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: it's not just pussy is Or told you guys, you
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: better start putting pussy in that patch you got in
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: the back, right.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: I then started growing out a great chin, Harris, I got,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: I got a small patch, right, I got pluck him, bro,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: and I rocked that ship. Doc, doctor Strange, I'll start
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: doing that.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: You're gonna put that little patch of the bag.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: In my head, damn. Gotta give you head the same way. Dog.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: You gotta go like this is gonna be. You gotta
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: make sure she's way every.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: Time and go to sleep like here, Oh my god,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: like you makes sense because are hairy too, you know.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't mind my grace. I'd be playing about
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: grades are in right now.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: I'd be trying to die my ship, bro, because I
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: sometimes i'd be letting it grow. But I was gonna
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: let this grow because I could do that. But then
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: I was like, I have to like trim this down
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: slowly so that way it grows evenly, but I might
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: just let the go tea grow back to a little
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: pointy one.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: I used to do like shavel No, I've done that before.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: And then I used to like every time I used
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: to see him, he used to like up. I used
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: to be like updated minute, check it out, dog about
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: to catch up.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: But his his his years, and he kept looking at you,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: and he's like, quit copying me. You know, he would
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: actually get hyped about it. He wasn't a dick. No,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: he seems nice. He's actually very nice.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: He I gotta ask, dude, you sometimes you got some
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: of the fucking funniest real and some of the funniest skits.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: They're so fast fast. I'm like, do you live? This
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: is George outside right now?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: Bro? Have them on call.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: Bro, you do ready for the any ice fucking rice
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: fucking skit?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: No? So uh fucking I got that vest from Amazon,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: and I just print out the things from Kinkos, you know,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: like like ice or that patrol and ship like that.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, people Kinkles look at you funny when you're asking.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: When I print out like the ice one that I
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: was kind of scared that they will see this. I
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: was like like trying to hide the ship. You know,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: I like kinks. I like Kinkles now because now you
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: can like print ship on your own. You don't need
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: them anymore. So you get your own little kios because
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: before you actually send like a picture to the where
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: it was embarrassing, you know, but now you can just.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: What were you sending my other hood like imagine.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: Though, like for pornals.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, headshot is like kind of weird though, bro, like
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: because imagine like Tommy sending you his headshot three plates
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: going with the Hawaiian shirt.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: Wait, he's got headshots? Oh dog is the best.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: That's my Send me that picture, bro, please, I need
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: that so I can so I can make that video
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: of like him coming to life and Jesus comes home.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: Yea god, jic all those videos I make sure to
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: like and safe because I want the algorithm to keep
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: giving me those fucking videos, dude.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: Because then eventually it's gonna it's gonna just shoot you
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: fake ship.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: And it's weird sometimes, like you if you he looks
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: so happy, he looks really happy. I look at him,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: el Saint Clair. That's like I wish he had taken
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: it into plaid shirt. You're right, he looks very very
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: next month, I'm home.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: This can either be like a like an ad for
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: like a Hawaii travel or like herpes yeah, or her
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: honestly her medicine. You know, honestly I'm getting like, hey,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: you can live a normal life.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: I'm getting ralphs, or like a voting ad you can
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: live a normal life.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: Like that, like those those dialysis commercials. Yeah, yeah, like
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: or like a like an anti diabete diabetes commercial.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: Bro, I used to do.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: List shows him on vacation, yeah, like drinking margerine, dance
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: in all slow motions and ship.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: Side efficts may include yeah, dementia.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's always kind of scary, right, like if you're
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: like antidepressant ads, like, but the side effects are like
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: you might kill yourself. I don't know, it's crazy, right,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: Like that.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: Is crazy, bro, Like for you for like the side
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: effect to be like for you to want to like
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: kill yourself dog, because I'm like, damn, man, like did
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: it work?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: But like don't feel like dying.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: Because because like the thing is supposed to do is
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: telling you that it might do the thing that you might.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: You know, It's like it's say you like take nicotine
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: patches and like this might make you want to smoke more?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: Like what the you know?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: It's like that does it makes you crave it more? Yeah? Dude,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: do you smoke like cigarettes?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: I used to for the longest. I spoke for like
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: ten years from high school to when I was like
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: twenty five twenties and after that, just so I was like,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: I used to love smoking bro in my car too.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: That's disgusting, man, I was disgusting. I did past control
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: when I was smoking cigarette. So for five years just
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: driving in the truck in the countryside, just chain smoking. Yeah,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: dude with the window down. Is the ship though? Man?
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: It is? Oh no, it's fucking yeah. It's a great
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: way to feel like a mad ass.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: You feel cool night right like fucking Ryan Goslin and
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: drive bro. You know what I mean. You guys haven't
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: seen that movie cigarettes. I was like, I felt like
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: him though, because I didn't have that jacket, So that's
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: closes everything else.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: The car, the cigarette just didn't have that goddamn scorpion jacket.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: And then I used to smoke like crazy, and I remember, Uh,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: my favorite thing was to have a cigarette after a
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: nice meal because.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: It makes you take a ship. Yeah. Oh my gosh, dude,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: I never got that.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: A cigarette in coffee never made me. Fucking yeah.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: I don't get the fucking doodoo browns from coffee or cigarettes.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: It works as it's supposed to be. A well men, though,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: is a diarretic. That's what I smoked. I used to
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: well when I smoked, I don't know.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: Man, And I had to quit because I remember I
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: was sick. I had like a I had like a
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: sore throat, I had like bronchitis. And I was still
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: trying to smoke. You were trying to smoke cigarettes or
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: even like we when you were like fucking cigaret hurts, right,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: And I was like, you know, I'll smoke. I don't
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: strip me.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: No, I'd be like I'd be hurting, drinky tea, go
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: back to take another bar.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: Of flu like my fuckings.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that weekend.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: And then I was sick for like three weeks without
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: smoking a cigarette. And after that was like I was
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: about smoking cigarette. You know, I went this song when
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: I was smoking. I can do it. And I've been
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: clean since twenty seventeen.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I stopped twenty thirteen oh, hell yeah, it
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: feels so much better. Bro.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: I got lucky.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: Man. I just woke up one day and I was
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: just not in the mood for one. So I started
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: like half a pack and I kind of the same thing.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: I was like, huh, I wonder how long I can
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: ride this out? And then it was like I went
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: to work part way through the afternoon. I remember it
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: was like, all right, it's about the time i'd have one,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: but like, I really just you know, I'm kind of indifferent.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: So I was like, I guess I'll just air on
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: the not doing it side, and then you know, three
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: weeks became a few months and then like you know,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: I have one here and there, like a a little treat,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: but it's not like what it used to be. Like no,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: because the hardest part is, and this is the thing
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: I tell everybody is that it's like feeling like you
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: need that perfect fucking track record to say that you've quit.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: Because that was the thing.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Is like I'd quit like two times before that, and
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: I'd go like a month and then i'd have one.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, well I'm back on the fucking horse again. Yeah,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: and so then i'd fucking relapse whereas like in this time,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: I think within that, Yeah, go back it is.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: It's a dumb thing to get addicted to, but it
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: is absolutely addictive.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: What are you laughing at? Like the relapses when you
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: go back to whatever you try to quit.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about relapsing balloons.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: Relaps on All those are actual hosballoon.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Oh that was like.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: I thought you that was like, I'm already sorry. That
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: was really sad. Come on, I love the party supply.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Parties. We also do birthday parties up here. What do
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: you think a while?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was like party like yeah, it looked like, No,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: I don't do drugs. This is the most drugs I've
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: done right here.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: Just sitting in weed.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: I love Hey guys, if I just sit with you guys.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: I don't really want to smoke, but I just want
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: a little buzz.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: No I see, I like a secondhand high or a
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: contact high because it's like more chill. But you get
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: I do get sucked up because my tolerance is low.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: When I went to go do the weed show, and uh.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, how fun up did you feel that?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Bro? I was?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: I just kept getting higher and higher on stage the
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: green room. Yeah, yeah, you know, And I was telling
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: people like, dude, see, like at least when you drink
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: you can measure. But I don't know how many grounds
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: I'm smoking over here, bro, Like I'm in Haley.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: There's a point where you just get too high. Word
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: it doesn't really matter though, Yeah, I don't know, man.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: I luckily I almost hit that too high moment last
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: week because I took a bunch of gummies because I've
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: been trying to smoke less too. So it took like
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: four gummies, like forty milligrams, and I remember I was
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: just chill within the same I just took the four
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: gummies at the same time. Yeah wow, yeah, because like
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: for me, like twenty is fine. Thirty is what I
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: found to be my happy place. But like I'm here
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: on the show. I've done sixty before, but I can't
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: do much more than that. But that that forty almost
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: had me like I was definitely doing some introspective like.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: Me and he's on talking hundreds, one hundred, two hundred,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: y'all are fucking too much.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: But you function normally, not normally, I hope, I hope you.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: A hundred.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: I can I can function really, I'll drop I mean
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: I know that, not that I'll drive, but I can
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 5: drive normally. I'm pretty good normal edible.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: With you for me, Like it's a five hundred milligrand
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: bag of hash rows and edi.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: But you guys, you guys community are so fucking coerance,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: Like look at like this ship. I'd be fucking already
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: Like yeah, the ash trees were empty in the morning.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. Yeah, holy ship Ash Wednesday, homie, it is.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, are you participating in that any of the are
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: you giving anything up for?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: Let how can we go to make a skin of that?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: They adn't drinking off?
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 7: Nah?
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: I like that too much.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: I feel like that is just a long time to
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: not not to du like what's your body doing? No,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: you can get late?
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I said no jerking off you
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: can get late. That's two different things.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: Like when Sam says I'm not watching porn, that doesn't
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: mean it's not having doesn't mean you're just not watching porn, bro,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: But what.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: If you don't got that option?
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: What if what if you're single? Get it?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: Golet you go get it then, like like like like
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: give me that. I guess why I guess my quiet horney?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: You should be able to go get it, like just
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: take one for the two. Yeah, yeah, sometimes you got
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: to say, yeah, there's there, you go take one.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: You say, giving up giving up jacking up and not
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: giving up sex. That's like that's like saying you want
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 4: to side check, but you don't have a girlfriend, you know, Like, no,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: it's not. I guess my question is you're you're you
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: know what you're you're taking, right.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you're telling the baby boy, you're telling me
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: every time you got horny, you can just like hit
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: up your girl.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: You live together too, right.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you gotta think about it. We've been together
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: for like a long time, Like you don't just not
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: to say anymore. You know that the like it's not you.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: I've seen her but hole like ten times already, I know,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: more than there's like just no, no, no, no, no,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: a hundred times, more than a hundred times.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: But like I mean I said, not a good but
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: hole it is and it's a nice b okay okay, okay,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: I never been in there.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: So that's like I want to.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Drinking of.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: It's not better than pussy sometimes it is, You're I
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: guess if you're mad at your like there's time, like
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: I guess if you're no, but no, even then I
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: sti't want to be like like if you're.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: Tired man, Like I'll say this like when I was
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: in a relationship, when I was when I was in
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: a relationship, I will say, I think the overall experience.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Of getting dome or having sex is way better than
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: jerking off. However, if I'm just trying to go to bed, yeah,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: I you know, I know I can jerk me off
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: faster than most women can fucking get me off just
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: giving me.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: Head or whatever. You don't want to just because you
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: don't want to on a show, bro, you gotta get
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: and you don't want to like have sex because like
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: if you're really in a hurry to go to bed,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: you don't want to fucking like be like, okay, I
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: gotta make sure she gets hers too, Like it becomes
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: the old thing.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: Oh that's not the point.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 5: Doesn't always have to be about it just something you're
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: like joking, I just get some head.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Or that's what I'm saying.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: Off, but I'm saying god, because if now I'm gonna
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: be in the bathroom fifty million, we're like, why are
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: you my a bathroom?
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: Because you don't jerk me off.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: My question is is can your girl suck you off
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: better than you can give yourself? Yes, like like like faster,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: the fucking faster, the fucking hand. And I'm just saying, man,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying some girls don't got it like that,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: like the power, power, the glove.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 4: But it's so bad. I said, posty is not better
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: than getting jacked up. But sometimes it's more convenient, you know,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: because you're like, I gotta put on the show to
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: get napkins? What are you eating when a restaurant here,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: explore just clean up the jis you know, yeah, yeah,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: I go. But sometimes is more uh comedian. It's like
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: sometimes like more like reasonable, you know, yeah, I mean.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: It's required. I get what he means. He's like, you
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: just have to put in more work when it comes
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: to like.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: Exactly you gotta.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: And I'm considerate. So I'm not gonna just like smash
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: a girl just so I can get mine, you know
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: what I mean, Like I go all over fucking you
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: gotta you gotta make sure everybody's happy.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: It was this one time I fucking I did that ship.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 4: That she was she was mad, double dropped her. You
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: give her the old fucking.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 6: The old FBR she was trying to old Christopher Reads
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 6: went to a music festival and I was exhausted, bro tired,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: like tired, tire, and she's like, let's have sex, like
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 6: I'm tired.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Like I'm like, I'm so.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 5: And I told her in the morning and she gave
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: me the we're not gonna and I'm like, all right, bro,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: I know, I know.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: It's so fast.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: She looked at me, She's like really like that.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: I was like, I told you, I was tired. Well,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: she was pissed.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: So I had to go for a round two and
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: this one I did put it down, but yeah, but
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: it was one.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: I get what you mean.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: I always gonna put it down a round two. It's
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: gonna take you long.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, but she knew too.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 10: She looked over and she because I phoned check on
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 10: us literally the second and I was like, yeah, I mean,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 10: I told you, And she gave me the whole like, nah,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 10: that's fucked up.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: And I was like I one time tried to rush
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: it because it was just like I was just throwing
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: this girl of bone. I was like, baby, yeah, this
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: isn't this is in college and I remember I was well,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: I mean I got in and got out, but it
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: was funny because she really enjoyed it.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 4: And I was like, god, damn it. Yeah.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: I was just like, I was just like, I'm gonna
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: throw a bone. I'm gonna get in and get out,
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: be done with it, and we don't have to talk
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: about it ever again. But then she kept trying to
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: hit me up afterwards, and I was like, hey, Rock,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? Pretty much? Yeah, she was just like, hey,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: I had a lot of fun fuck me without without
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: saying it like that. It was kind of and I
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: was just like, hey, I'm uh, I'm moving. Damn you
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: told her that. I mean I did move shortly after,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: but yeah, because of her. No, No, I had other things.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: But I was like, I was going to school in Dallas,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: but then I was moving back to Austin. But I
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: remember just being like, I don't know, man. I was like,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: that backfired horrifically. I should have just never done it.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 5: And you didn't even give her the good old I
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 5: didn't try, man, was I saying, Madge, you would have
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 5: gave her the good old one too?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: And not actually the last time, well, as I said,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: the last time I did something back in November. It
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: was kind of a similar thing where I was just
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: trying to like rush in and rush out, and then
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: they remember this kind of feelings, and I was like, God, damn.
• 1:18:54
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• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: not even though what's it called the paid membership? Bro? No,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: I'm just trying to fucking I don't know.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: He's giving him the fucking thirty second trader. I used
• 1:19:03
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• 1:19:05
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• 1:19:06
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• 1:19:10
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• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: I hate that everything is a subscription now. It's like,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: why the fuck do I need a subscription for everything?
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: You forget that you have. I always go to make
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: sure I don't have any like fucking subscriptions.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: And what do you use rocket rocking money?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: No myself, he was rocking money.
• 1:19:27
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• 1:19:30
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  Speaker 1: Just pay for it and then it cleans it up
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: and then you just discontinue.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: The service until you need it again.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, I just I don't find Oh.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: I had thirteen fucking subscriptions.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: Dog, what the fuck were you? Why do you need
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: so many? He's got? Yeah, fucking up? What is it?
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: Uber Eats, Premium get Like, I just I tried to
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: free trials, like what would be here in two minutes?
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: I was like, they got me on.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: There, they cook it in the car, the security one from.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: A house, the you know, like yeah, like there's like
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: a bunch of them. So I had to get rid
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: of them except the security one.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: I got that one. That's what I kept. That makes sense.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: I go through my uh like Netflix and stuff like
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: that and kind of cycle through those to cancer your
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: grinder because he's not on there anymore. Yeah, pretend you're strangers.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not going down alone. This guy's only point to
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: be the way.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: Come on, man o, COmON goal, all right, Okemon go,
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: but for running to this guy.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: Healthy man go.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I used to do opposements for the longest,
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 4: and I'm gonna tell you, motherfuckers we eat for French fries.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 4: I mean I go in there. So I was doing Postmaids,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 4: fucking rad Hell, yeah, I was doing Postmans before they
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: added a little sticker that was that fucking was a game.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: Little sick I would have gone to a sticker food
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: and had his old stickers. What was your best?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: Come up on door dash?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, piaksa wing like? What were you like?
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: I can say like that if we canna get the point.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: I got fired from post Maids. So Postmans was cool
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: because so I would love picking up the late orders
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: because you got them about the weekends.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: Late orders.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: People are high as fuck or drunk, so they forget
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 4: and they don't answer, and you gotta leave. After thirty minutes.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 4: You gotta leave, and they tell you all right, you
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 4: can I throw the food away or keep the food.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 4: So I will do a lot of those orders where
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 4: I'll keep taco bell. The best things was, uh, there's
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: mediterranean spot in downtown.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 7: What's the place called it? Strot there on a little Tokyo. Oh,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 7: I know, I know that, I know what place spits? Yeah,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 7: oh my god, that ship's so good, bro. I got
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 7: spits for free one time a full meal I got free.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 7: Uh what's it called the hollow? Raised from Chinatown ship?
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: And then I think the best was one of my
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 4: fairy spots from uh Los Felis I'm my fucking uh
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: the diner, man, I'm gonna the name. I'm high right now.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: But then I found little Felis on Hillhurst. Are you
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: talking about the late spot?
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not talking about not astro diner?
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: Uh not Philips. Okay, I don't have internet. Man, it's
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 4: right down the corner by the fucking Starbucks. How's the pies?
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: How's the ps raised?
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: My red mad that he doesn't know this bit's dude,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: it's like, what the fun is it?
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: Like the really retro looking Yeah, that's like astro diners?
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: To help something a loan?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: No, somebody can Ford sixty two, sixty two six.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: K Kate wrote that what she said.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: Look bro, like you have mentioned spits like I don't know,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: two minutes ago. And then he's like, like, were you
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: just not listening to the conversation?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about spirits?
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: You're talking about spirits. Somebody say spits. You said, don't
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 4: quite your day job? Because I don't have a day
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 4: job and I need one.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: I I was gonna say, like you used to do
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: that right, like like I mean, are you like not
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: doing Uber East?
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: More like, what's what's your what's your full time gig
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: doing comedy.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 4: Now, just comedy right now, dude, just trying to that's
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 4: to go right there for a lot of fools, you know,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: and like you congrats because you you know, social media
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: they're paining right now. So thank god man Instagram and Facebook.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: I wonder you'd be going hard with the streat. Bro.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, what do you otherwise don't?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: Alright, so how long has that? How long has that
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: been a thing? Like how long have you been? Like
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: how long had you quit?
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: Since you've been doing.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 4: Far from I got fired from Postmates.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: For what so rise fully told you your fries.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 4: You thought it was a joke, telling the little stickers, Bro,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 4: they fucked us up.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: You would bring blue and ship just yeah, bro, or.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 4: They start stapling it.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: Bro. I was like, you can't buy a staple, but they.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: You could tell it it's rip, bro, you know what
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: I mean, like.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: To give a staple remov Did you get fired for that? Though?
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: I got fired because I would.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 4: I was really broke at the time. It's like in
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: twenty eighteen allegedly, uh so so if you go you
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 4: accept the order and then I'll tell you where to go,
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: and then you would cancel it a couple of minutes later.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: If you go and you buy the self for ready,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: or you pick up the stuff and you cancel it,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: you could put like, oh I got a flat tire
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: or something like that. There's like a way where I
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 4: think there was only computers working the thing. So I
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 4: was able to get away with free food for the longest.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 4: Sometimes I would be like I would get an order
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: for seven eleven, and it doesn't tell you what you
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 4: buy seven eleven, So sometimes would fill up my car
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: with a gas card I mean the Democratic gave us
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: and cancel it. So after a couple of those, you know,
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: I got I got a whole bunch of mighty weeks
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: were Remember the mighty wings were McDonald's bro far They're
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: gonna dude, remember like those glea those glazy slippery should
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: bring them back.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: Those were good.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: I love them, dude. So I got fired after a
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 4: couple of those. You know, But you might go a
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 4: living like Kings like Jesus, not Jesus ate fish like
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: like kings, you know, like feasting.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: Yeasting bro I okay, you're doing as and ship.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so you're you're like full Mexican right obviously.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: I was thought this sls like from Peru or something maybe.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 4: But but what I'm saying, he's and home.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 5: But you're lying that's the last time you had a
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: real job.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: I'm talking construction, Like.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: He's insulting your craft.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: No, because we've all done them. I meant, you know,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: you've even done some.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: No, but you've done that, like a Mexican job, Like
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: you've done construction. How he handled it?
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 4: You ever do like a lot of you think the
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 4: people that made the the Empire, state building world Mexican broyh.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: Like Bro Iris he used to do past that's.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: A pretty yeah, yeah I've done he's done yes labor.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no last noboer. You're saying the Mexican jobs. But
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 4: like also like white people build a lot.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: Of America, you know, yeah we take credit for it
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: least Yeah, white people in Chinese people they built the
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: fucking bridge.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, nope, But like Mexican job. I would say,
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 4: I remember like summer twenty fourteen, I was, uh, you know,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 4: I was fucking struggling, bro summer Like there's this comedian
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: bad Were you bad?
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: Like where one hundred bucks seem good for the day.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: You know, Damn, that's bad.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 4: There's one comedian he he owns a moving company and
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 4: he helped me out bro for the whole summer. Like
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 4: it was hard work moving ship. Bro, like moving like
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 4: furniture and weblars like up ship and like.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: Eating in the car type of ship like in the
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: next house.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: Let's go.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: There's no like hey you get a break?
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 4: No yeah, and uh yeah. But they got to the
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 4: comedian franchis San Pedro Man. He looked it up. He's
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: like it's because like you look at him and he
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 4: seems kind of like chaotic or crazy, like this guy
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 4: has a job, but like this guy had this guy
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 4: has a house in Yeah yeah, he raised kids. But
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 4: like these comedians sometimes give up like a like an
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 4: image that they're like unstable. You know, they're crazy on stage.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: You know Sam Tripley chocolic conspirationship, but he has two
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: twins he's raising. Like he's a good follower and ship,
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: but like everybody must think that he's fucking guts Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, dude, Bro.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: It's like separating your crap from that.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: Like I like, if I didn't know him, I'm like
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: not not a personal like how you know him, but
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: like the way like I've gotten to know him, Like
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: he's just a good dad.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: He just believes or he just he knows what he's doing.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or what's that about. Comedian from comedy soars his
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 4: name the crazy guy who lives in Austin now.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: The old guy right?
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, no, no the food they used to
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: yell a lot.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 4: With.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. He says that one.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 4: He has an actual fucking career.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: You know what does he do?
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 4: Real estate is like a scientist or something like that. Yeah,
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 4: he has an actual job where he.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: Had like shot like the Hedgehogs.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 4: Yes, he had an actual job. And then after that
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 4: he but like people think he's like, uh, this guy
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 4: probably goes see like a fucking like like a shared
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 4: to live at and then but he actually.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: You know, not for nothing.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: I thought I didn't know what he did, bro, But
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: I'm like.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 4: Well what did you think he like he like his
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: life was like you know, like he just went home and.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: He's I always I'm like, this guy's gotta be like
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: a retired fireman or some shit like yeah, like like
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: he because he's kind of big. So I'm just like
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: he probably had like a job where I'm like, he
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: probably was a four man for like forty years, and
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: he's like he's got like a good thirty left maybe
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, or twenty you know, he's
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: just living his days.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like this is because you know some people do that.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: They have a full career and then they're like, well,
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: I'm retired now I'm gonna do comedy.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah. When I started doing open mics, I remember I
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 4: took my girlfriend at the time with me to wait
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 4: in line. It was the line at the at the
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 4: Lack actory because you gotta be there at two pm
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 4: and they only take the first fifteen people and there's
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 4: a lot of weird looking people as old people and
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: my girl. I remember my girlfriend at the times like
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: do you want to And because she saw old people
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 4: that like she in her head she thought these guys
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 4: have been there for years, you know, which, yeah them,
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 4: some of them, a lot of them have yeah.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: And there's would you tell her?
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: When she said do you want to do this?
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 4: I'm young, you know, I'm nineteen.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: You know it's been together.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 4: You've been like oh no, no, no, that was from
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 4: high school.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: She was like, I'm forty four, though you want to
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: do this?
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: She was right.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 4: Again it's almost twenty years later. I'm fucking here. I
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: should have I should have fucking listened to her. Would draw?
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: Is there's something else you want to do for beside comedy?
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 5: Because I mean you were nineteen, you were sounds like
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 5: you were ready to knew we wanted off the.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: Bat, not really man, just comedy. I guess I was
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 4: want to do comedy. I mean I used to draw
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 4: a lot when I was a kid, Like maybe like when.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: In high school, there's no way you want to do comedy,
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 3: Like I mean, did you really.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 4: Were my senior year? I was writing jokes in high
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 4: school because I'm gonna do this. Yeah, I'm always jealous
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 4: of people. I kind of found their calling right out
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 4: the gate like that. Like my sister she uh did
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 4: like an internship in high school for vet clinic.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: Never changed careers. Yeah, now her and her husband have
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: their own practice up in Jersey. They got a fucking
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: form Like I was like, damn, Like yeah, my fucking
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: she figured it out. Is while we were in high school.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: And I've lived fucking eighteen different lives in twenties, become
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: a preacher. H you just become a preacher tax free status.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: Fuck it, honey, bro, I.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 5: Could see I could see owning a mega church. If
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 5: off you you start off your you start off your
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 5: your Sunday service with beats.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a new kind of church.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: I'd be cool. Let's start a megachurch.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 4: Let's go.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 5: I've been to them before, you know, like all the
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 5: other fucking pastors with like the best easies telling people
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 5: to be humble, humble, donate money, and you got yasis
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 5: on in the back the.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: Church of Okay, everybody get a globe Easies no more?
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: You gave up on the easies. I mean I still
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: own them, but I'm not gonna buy new Yeazies. Why
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: now you're not Jewish. Well, they're also not making new Yeezies.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: And I'm not paying for the twenty dollars bullshit that
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: may or may not come in.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, what if some red October's a good deal?
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: Right now?
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 4: What is a good deal? Because those go for like
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: twenty Back in the day, you would have heard a
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 4: good deal and you would have felt you would have
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 4: been on.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: On on it. Nah, I mean I did.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 4: I do still want those, so I have the full
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 4: collection of the Nike Easy twos, But I don't know, man,
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 4: I just like the Jordan one I think as my
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 4: absolute like that and the threes. Those are my two
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 4: favorite sneaks.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: You know what's crazy? Like in high school?
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: Like all right, this is totally different, like off topic,
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: but I know, I like, you don't keep a contact
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: with a lot of people from high school. Right, So
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: there's one food follow away from high school, right, And
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: I used and not that I used to like bully
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: this food, but we used to pick on this wall
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: out right, like he used to tuck a lot called bullying.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: You're on his list, bro, That's literally the definition this
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: fools a fucking deputy. Now dog, Yes, dog garmo dog, Yes,
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: this motherfucker is a deputy.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: Dog.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: And he was city yeah, because I kept I kept
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: tell him. I was like, bro, because he's like, man,
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: I've been working a lot.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 2: Because we started catching up and I'm just like, I'm
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: like he is trying to you know, I'm like, is
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 2: he looking into me?
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: I was like like but you know, like he was like,
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: he's just like, man, he said, do you talk to
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: anybody else from my schools?
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: Like, well, Ray works with me.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: You know, and then he was like, oh ship you know,
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: but yeah, that was a deputy now and it's and
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: I'm like, it's crazy because Dog, we I don't think
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: he could.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: Bro, let's do pick on him. Nah, Bro, he's all
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: jack too. Bro, let's do it even more reason pick
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: on him.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 4: They take drug tests, right, so even this will suck
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 4: him up.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah for sure.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean they like it's like cops now can't
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: do any extracurricular activities. Like you've seen that girl that
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: like she's she was a cop and she did a
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  Speaker 2: music video and then she yes, she's in trouble.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you really think cops should be working for videos?
• 1:33:06
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• 1:33:11
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• 1:33:16
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• 1:33:18
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• 1:33:20
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• 1:33:22
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• 1:33:25
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• 1:33:27
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• 1:33:29
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• 1:33:31
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• 1:33:34
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• 1:33:52
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  Speaker 5: Hey Rock quick question, since you're like in the sneaker
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• 1:34:18
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• 1:37:14
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• 1:37:31
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• 1:37:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, lesbian chicks hit on me. But I feel like
• 1:37:37
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• 1:37:39
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• 1:37:41
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• 1:38:07
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• 1:38:17
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• 1:38:21
  Speaker 5: I'd be so next time to have sex for the
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 5: first time, i'd let her know to please go gentle.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the first time. Back in the game.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 4: I'm delicate.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 5: You know, you could rip your foreskin if it's like
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 5: not we oh yeah, you can fuck your thought.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: That's so true. You care food. Like I saw this.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 2: I saw this video of like emergency rooms and it
• 1:38:43
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• 1:38:45
  Speaker 2: like uh, you know, like emergency room like the shows
• 1:38:48
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• 1:38:49
  Speaker 4: That happens, And there was like we got this guy
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 4: re enactment.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 2: No, like it was like like tapes right, like you know,
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 2: like actually it was like a show, but it was
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 2: like we got this guy coming in he uh he
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: said he was having sex with his girlfriend and he
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: ripped his foreskin and then yeah, then.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: He's like we have to And I was like, oh,
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: I had a tiny tear one time.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 3: Skin tries that who is his girlfriend?
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: A old lady.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 4: I don't like maybe he was doing it in the butt.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 3: Bro was doing it in the butt.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 4: There's no little kit in the butthole. Huh.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say.
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  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: I had a girl that used to I dated this
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: girl for a hot minute and she she ripped your
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: foreskin kind of not not like not from like the tip,
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: but like you know, like where like connects to the
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: shaft kind of thing. It was like, yeah, that's the yeah.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 1: So she she did tear that a little bit right there,
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: kind of towards the head because I mean, it was
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: like it felt really good until it didn't. But she
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: was just like giving it some like hard at Did
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: she try to bite it like a cigar. No, No,
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: she was just putting a lot of pressure down and
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: it felt great at first, but then it was just
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: like a couple too many. So then when we were done,
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, that thing is like it was
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: really aggravated. So I couldn't do anything for like a
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: week and a half. It wasn't like a huge tear
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: or nothing, but it was still fucking hurt.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: I remember just being like what the fuck? You know.
• 1:40:05
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• 1:40:20
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• 1:40:22
  Speaker 4: What does that mean is that like there's straight to
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 4: the same team. We're all the same.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like we like Steph Tone kind of from the
• 1:40:30
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  Speaker 2: do We used to do episodes on NOAHS for two hours,
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 2: like the podcast.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember the episode where that came in because
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: I was sitting here and amount of tige so we
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: had to stop doing it. Oh ship, so put us
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: in time out.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 2: But in one of our fucking just rants, bro like
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: he just kept the same team like that, and then
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 2: it's that's we all were the same team and everybody
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 2: just kept You.
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  Speaker 1: Want to read Medical Monster?
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  Speaker 5: You want me to read it? Oh all right, read
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  Speaker 5: it all right, Medical Monster. My cousin ripped his foreskin
• 1:41:03
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• 1:41:08
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• 1:41:10
  Speaker 5: and checked and it was his foreskin. He got ambulanced
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 5: out of the club. Eighth grade, Park City. How the
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 5: fuck do you tear it that hard? My thing is
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 5: like mine tour. But it wasn't like gushing blood. It
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 5: was like it was like a fucking hangnail.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 4: So it happened inside his pants and she got like ripped.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 3: Bro, Yeah, that sounds like that dude fucking his zipper
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 3: was undone or something.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 4: You got to think about it sometimes, if you have
• 1:41:33
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• 1:41:35
  Speaker 4: like those are rough. I'm just thick, roughing up your penis,
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: Also, what are you doing fucking going commando in a
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 1: pair of wranglers. I'm sure you can't go come out
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: on wranglers in eighth grade?
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 3: Put some boxers on.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why why are you fucking free balling in eighth grade?
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: What is that doing for you?
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 5: Moro?
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 5: Another for as fucked the mom didn't have no money
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 5: to do laundry. Fucking sons out there command.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 4: Are all fucking dirty. So he's like this beats wear
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 4: dirty undies. I guess it seems like people have never
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 4: tried to grind on some chick with you. You actually
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 4: share underwear with your with your brother, not because you
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 4: guys are too poor. No, No, he doesn't actually share
• 1:42:17
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• 1:42:19
  Speaker 4: some underwear that's relatable, guys.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 1: No, just in the chat when it just not had.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 4: Underwear your your brother's underwear, bro, because I have a brother,
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 4: but you have really shared like a pair of boxers. Hey,
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 4: I don't want to get into the details, bro, And
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 4: I'm just kidding, like the same the no, no, not
• 1:42:41
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• 1:42:44
  Speaker 1: Your mom washes all of it and she puts all
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 1: the boxers in one door.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 4: And we had to share. It was like the communion underwear.
• 1:42:51
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• 1:42:58
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 4: I don't have saiblings excess step brothers, but I grewup
• 1:43:01
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• 1:43:06
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• 1:43:08
  Speaker 4: brother and that never happened. Never got your under one.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 1: I got you.
• 1:43:11
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• 1:43:15
  Speaker 5: Like like even with my dad, I remember just like
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 5: if his laundry got in mind, I'd be like here
• 1:43:20
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• 1:43:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not like it's mine now. Dress in the dark.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 1: Bro, I don't look at you know, I've never been
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: dressing in a fucking pitch black room. I'm not helling Keller. Hey, okay,
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 1: I'm just figguring my day out in the dark.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 2: The fuck.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 4: Got lamps?
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 3: What you don't like yellows are mine?
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 4: What if I'm color blind?
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 4: I can't see the different colors? Man, Man, come on,
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 4: I don't keep talking about that. No, no, we really
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 4: get to the bottom of this. You defend myself.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 3: Next, what comes from sisters to.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 1: Them just shutting everything? Everybody shares thong.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 4: That's got the underwear this time?
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 1: Some of a bitch? All right, we're running short? Uh Kevin?
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• 1:45:05
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• 1:45:27
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• 1:45:28
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay. First of all, I'm gonna go to
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 3: Japan for the fourth time.
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• 1:45:33
  Speaker 1: I don't need to go anywhere else.
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  Speaker 3: Dog, that shit is dope.
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  Speaker 2: So and he says Martin making deliveries, how many times
• 1:45:39
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• 1:45:42
  Speaker 1: Oh? My god, so many?
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  Speaker 4: This one, bro, it's funny because this is so fun dude,
• 1:45:47
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• 1:45:51
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• 1:46:02
  Speaker 4: like a bag of food, and I saw somebody I
• 1:46:04
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• 1:46:06
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  Speaker 3: There, Bro, I just some food. Shut up.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 1: I walked up and I.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 4: Had to like make I had to get up a
• 1:46:16
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• 1:46:20
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  Speaker 2: next one, so happy to see Rock on the show.
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  Speaker 2: He says, what's up, same team, same team, baby. Next
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  Speaker 2: we'll get you some of them hash holes.
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  Speaker 2: The next one comes from Joaquin Rodriguez says that record
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  Speaker 2: Martino Reno and the rest of the people on the set.
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  Speaker 1: Same team. I guess sign big fool frame it that.
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  Speaker 2: The next one comes from Frank says, same team is
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  Speaker 4: Spanish is the ones?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Cool?
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  Speaker 2: Well, twosies, it's for Italian Iguanas says, find your Japan.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm talking about it and we got two more,
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  Speaker 3: I think, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Dillo says, shout out to the wife Chris us a
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  Speaker 4: She always hooks it. Up, says Chris Susa.
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  Speaker 1: Chris Susa, Okay, sorry, but yeah, happy birthday to her.
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  Speaker 4: Stories.
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  Speaker 2: has like this fucking huge ass truck And I was
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  Speaker 2: like no, He's like, you think you can do it?
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, they can do it all mission smog Matt says,
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  Speaker 1: Up dog, He'll be fine.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's pick. Let's pick the winners. Hey, we're
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  Speaker 2: going through positive vibes, all right. So the first winner
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  Speaker 3: Hey, man, let's give it up for the guests from
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  Speaker 1: Mario always welcome here. It's always a vibe.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I like getting a second man, Oh yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 1: you know, at least.
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  Speaker 2: You're not gonna be skateboard the second man, just be
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  Speaker 2: chilling stealing some Postmates, have you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, always wanted to walk into a place and be
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  Speaker 3: like Postmates and just take some food.
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  Speaker 2: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: I've thought about it plenty of times. You can do it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's easy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, don't look like a homeless person.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, don't look hungry.
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  Speaker 5: You don't know homeless person, You don't look hungry, just
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  Speaker 5: going there.
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  Speaker 4: And walking away your family you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, you know what you know what's going to let
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  Speaker 1: you do it? No, that one in a chick fil A?
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  Speaker 5: No U, the chick fil A, And yeah, cubicles and
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  Speaker 3: There and just taking that shit dog.
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  Speaker 1: It's because it's just like nobody ever.
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  Speaker 2: Checks broth because I've seen some girl. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: that's exactly everything I wanted to buy, Like you see
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  Speaker 4: Was like it matches your grocery.
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  Speaker 1: Listen.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Martin, you got anything you want to
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  Speaker 4: Yeah this weekend, is this out right now?
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  Speaker 1: Live live.
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  Speaker 4: Foods this week and I'm gonna be hosting a food
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  Speaker 1: Am a piece of shit that a band of my
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  Speaker 3: What's up with that food event?
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  Speaker 2: Me and Ray have a show called High and Hungary
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  Speaker 2: where we like we foody style that ship we can
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  Speaker 4: Yeah let me I'll message you guys and see if
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  Speaker 4: I can get some extra tickets.
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  Speaker 4: I'm pt sure it could.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be sick.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like you guys will come out as influencers.
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