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Whackhead Prank: Jealous partner karma · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Here is another world famous crank car.
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  Speaker 3: From Daring Wackhead, something that ex exclusive to KFM mornings.
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  Speaker 1: So a, babe, I'm just getting my bag and I'm
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  Speaker 1: off to the gym, right, which he does every day.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go get some games and have those
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  Speaker 1: those abs, you know, those rock hard abs. Just going
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  Speaker 1: to get gains, bab, just gonna get gains. See you
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  Speaker 1: in an hour, okay. And then he gets the third
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  Speaker 1: degree when he gets her. Okay, So he says, listen,
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  Speaker 1: my girlfriend is is quite jealous. He's clearly like a
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  Speaker 1: like a gets attention and good looking dude, you know, repped,
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  Speaker 1: got it all, got everything. So we're going to play
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  Speaker 1: into that and see how she reacts. Okay, are you
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  Speaker 1: ready for this? Are we? Well let's see if you ah,
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  Speaker 1: you say your girlfriend is quite jealous, very very yuh.
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  Speaker 2: And the scary thing is it's not like she's a
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  Speaker 2: beautiful girl. I mean, she's so black insecure's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: Do you look like anybody famous? It doesn't even have
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  Speaker 1: to be even close.
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  Speaker 2: I'm quite a big, quite a good pause I've been
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  Speaker 2: thought to say, but I'm sure someone had to come
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  Speaker 2: up to me and say that, Efron, because I've been
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  Speaker 2: told that kind of thing. I like I said, I
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  Speaker 2: don't think I look anything laughing, but just obviously to.
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  Speaker 1: Go with it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Zach, Hello, good, thanks for you have to just
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  Speaker 2: at work? Okay, what time you're leaving? Like fatas, I'm
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  Speaker 2: just wondering. Just at the gym here somebody I bumped
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  Speaker 2: into Marca. Yeah, so he's just chatting whatever you wants
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  Speaker 2: to know. I'm just going up with him. We're bring
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  Speaker 2: soft to jump. Are you dying? Yeah? Okay, so what
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  Speaker 2: time you're going to jump? Off?
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  Speaker 1: You?
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  Speaker 4: You all go after work?
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  Speaker 1: I'll just change Hello.
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  Speaker 3: How's it?
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  Speaker 2: Hold on?
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  Speaker 1: Hold on?
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  Speaker 3: How much are you lifting?
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  Speaker 2: The No? No, not too much. Just try and just shige.
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  Speaker 3: Swarm man, listen what protein shakes are you having?
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  Speaker 2: The shake? Use different ones optom the nutrition serious?
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  Speaker 3: Right, those ebbs? Those are nice ebbs?
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  Speaker 2: Thanks man?
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  Speaker 3: Can I can I touch? Can I touch them?
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  Speaker 2: Not? Not now, not at the moment. Just need to
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  Speaker 2: carry on training.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, very nice, very nice that I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: some chid just walked up to me in the gym.
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  Speaker 2: Weird, how strange?
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  Speaker 1: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I don't know us.
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  Speaker 1: M h.
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  Speaker 2: And then now you're going for drinks with Marco Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: USO or something? Okay, what's wrong? You see more? Quite now?
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  Speaker 4: Well why do you think Greg? Because you just standing
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  Speaker 4: there and like, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, like what I phone with me, babe, I'm just
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  Speaker 2: trying to train. What must I say? Go away or
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  Speaker 2: turn my back? Like what do you want me to do?
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  Speaker 4: Its like what kind of a goal? While you're on
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  Speaker 4: the phone comes and hits on you and then you
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  Speaker 4: like engage in it.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I didn't engage. I just said think you're told?
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  Speaker 2: And then I carried on speaking to you. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what you and I'm sure.
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  Speaker 4: If you weren't on the phone with me, you'd be
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  Speaker 4: like too willing to engage rubbish man. And now all
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  Speaker 4: of a sudden you're going for drinks with Mark.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I know you're on the phone. I just
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  Speaker 3: wanted to teach you. Anyone ever told you look like.
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  Speaker 2: What you like?
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  Speaker 3: You look like? Am I the first one.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard that before?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not his biggest fan. Can I in
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  Speaker 3: a picture? And so I know you're on the phone,
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  Speaker 3: your mind, I'll be back too much.
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  Speaker 2: A picture, man, Okay, I.
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  Speaker 3: Just needed somebody, gise, he has my phone. Hold on, okay, hold.
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  Speaker 2: On, you put it? Okay, what do you want? But
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  Speaker 2: why did you put it on?
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  Speaker 4: Because you too much? You too busy having a conversation
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  Speaker 4: with some other goal, Greg, Oh, but she.
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  Speaker 2: Came up to me. Please don't put it on.
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  Speaker 4: That's what howson, I'm actually on the phone with my girlfriend.
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  Speaker 4: Not I'm busy with the conversation.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't have time to think. You
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  Speaker 2: don't just expect to come up to you in the gym?
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  Speaker 4: So what You're just standing there in the gym and
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  Speaker 4: people like just come up you and start touching and
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  Speaker 4: asked to take pictures.
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  Speaker 2: Save. I don't know. Some tricks are weird. What can
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  Speaker 2: I say?
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  Speaker 4: And why why do you not say I'm on the
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  Speaker 4: phone with my girlfriend?
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  Speaker 2: Why do you just on the phone. I didn't I
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  Speaker 2: didn't have the drans And.
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  Speaker 4: Now you're all of a sudden going for drinks with
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  Speaker 4: Mark and you don't really speak or see and.
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  Speaker 2: Considering you are getting so angry?
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  Speaker 4: Why do you think, Greg? Because who calls their girlfriend
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  Speaker 4: and then chats up other girls who are ridiculous? Greg,
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  Speaker 4: you feel like standing here.
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  Speaker 2: We've been together yours. Seriously, you need to start.
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  Speaker 4: Taking the point for five years. So what you do
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  Speaker 4: like if you just if this is what you do it, jam,
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  Speaker 4: I can't imagine what you do when you what you
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  Speaker 4: do when you go out ridiculous and you want me
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  Speaker 4: to be happy and not worry you going out to
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  Speaker 4: drinks with Mark of all people, all of a sudden.
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  Speaker 1: Now I don't know why, my boy, Look, don mind me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just an old lady. But does anybody ever told
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  Speaker 1: you that you clock a very young Chris Barnard. I
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  Speaker 1: just wanted to say, but it's good that you're a
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  Speaker 1: heart surgeon because you must have broken many hearts.
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  Speaker 2: By business. Like the old lady standing there, she goes again, Hello,
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  Speaker 2: please don't put it down. I'm just trying to talk
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  Speaker 2: to you and ask you releft. I have someone who
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  Speaker 2: wants to talk to you.
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  Speaker 1: Who friend? Hello, friend, Hello, Hello, it's Wicked Simpson.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, boys want to be famous, so there you'll be
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  Speaker 2: on Wicked show.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, I'm going to kill you later.
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  Speaker 3: Poor friend him friendly going through it?
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  Speaker 1: The head was too easy. It's the bingo players on
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  Speaker 1: KF the morning. Yes, the messages from the prank This
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  Speaker 1: morning that lay about that was by by e the license,
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  Speaker 1: No I swear. Friend wasn't at work, you would have
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  Speaker 1: been hearing all sorts of your master huts and all
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  Speaker 1: that things. Jealous boyfriends, well we'll sort them out as well. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: pop me an email there and they said kf dot
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  Speaker 1: that's say if you know anybody that you want to prank,
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  Speaker 1: all right,