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2061 - 90 Day Fiance (s12e3) "I Manifested You" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, Welcome to pink Shade is TLC Tuesday. I'm
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  Speaker 1: here with my gal, my gal pal, Kimberly.
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  Speaker 2: Oh gal pals forever.
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  Speaker 1: Hey girl. So guys just right at the top this Thursday. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: whoa hit him with it? Hit him with it? Not
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  Speaker 1: even one minute in this Thursday. If you're ten dollars
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  Speaker 1: at above level on pink Shade Prime, which is Patreon, Supercast,
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  Speaker 1: Apple subscriptions, it's going to be pink Shade Live. It's
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  Speaker 1: going to meet Kimberly Keisha. We're going to have some topics.
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  Speaker 1: We're also going to take questions, so it's just going
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  Speaker 1: to be a fun kykip. We're going to try to
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  Speaker 1: do it every last Thursday of the month for ten
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  Speaker 1: and above people on Prime because those people they can
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  Speaker 1: eat a little something something and I'm very excited. I
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  Speaker 1: had a list of questions. I'm going to let you
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  Speaker 1: and Keisha talk briefly about Mama June briefly.
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  Speaker 2: How much How many minutes do we get?
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  Speaker 1: I mean five?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, five?
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  Speaker 1: You know I'm not gonna time you, but I will
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  Speaker 1: have to cut it off if it gets too gross.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah for me and uh, I don't know if you
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  Speaker 1: listened yesterday. But Keisha and I did cover the last
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  Speaker 1: episode of Neighbors HBO Max Neighbors, and it was just
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  Speaker 1: so many swinging dongs. It was a no nudist colony
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  Speaker 1: and just burnt to a crisp old. Ladies and men
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  Speaker 1: just just just putting their nether regions out in the world.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Kimberly, it was a lot. It was. It was. I
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  Speaker 1: sent a picture of something that I saw to Matt
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  Speaker 1: to get him to explain it to me, because I
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  Speaker 1: didn't understand. It was a man that looks looked like
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  Speaker 1: he had like three penises, but two of those penises
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  Speaker 1: were his balls, but they were all like the same length.
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  Speaker 1: I was upset. I didn't understand. I didn't know if
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  Speaker 1: this is something found in nature, if this is what
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  Speaker 1: happens to if you stay in the sun. Matt was
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  Speaker 1: so worried for me. He said, this is not the
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  Speaker 1: show for you to turn it off.
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  Speaker 2: How old was this man?
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  Speaker 1: I mean unclear, thirty five or sixty five? You can't tell.
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  Speaker 1: When everybody is wrinkled like a raisin, you can't tell
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  Speaker 1: how old are they?
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  Speaker 2: Do we think this is what Shay's nethers.
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  Speaker 1: Look like he wishes he was as raising Ethan as
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  Speaker 1: these people. They all looked like slender Man, but tanned,
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  Speaker 1: burnt to a crisp wow. So yeah, guys, that was yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: People kept warning both Kisha and enjoy Memorial Day. We're
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be memorializing, but I'm memorializing that show that
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  Speaker 1: I never will see again. Kasha was like, yeah, people
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  Speaker 1: kept sending me messages. It's like me too. And then
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  Speaker 1: if the guy first comes on and he's just like
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  Speaker 1: in a yellow phone banana hammock, you know, and he's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: my neighbors, they all hate that I wear this, And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, all right, it's gross. But no, right
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  Speaker 1: away it went straight downhill and then down into the
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  Speaker 1: pits of hell, and then like under the earth and
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  Speaker 1: back around and started back under. It was horrible. Were
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  Speaker 1: there women, yes, everybody nicked?
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  Speaker 2: And were there boobs?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes, we're just swinging in the bringing.
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  Speaker 2: Most sweet chariot.
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  Speaker 1: We just had dogs swinging, boobs, swinging, bushes flying in
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  Speaker 1: the wind.
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  Speaker 2: Were people swinging with each other?
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  Speaker 1: No, we didn't see anybody even as much like kiss
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  Speaker 1: or hold hands. It was just this is their lifestyle. Man.
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  Speaker 1: It's like in the Garden of Eden. They're all just nicked.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's he looked like.
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  Speaker 1: On we would exist, they wouldn't be so sun damaged.
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  Speaker 1: Well anyway, So if you missed that and you really
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  Speaker 1: are interested in seeing the horror that I had to experience,
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  Speaker 1: Keisha experienced it too. Keisha was like, it takes a
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  Speaker 1: lot to shock me, but this was upsetting, you know.
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  Speaker 1: So what channel is this on?
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  Speaker 2: And how can I unsubscribe?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it's HBO Max and there's a lot of about it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't I don't have HBO anymore. Okay, somehow got
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  Speaker 2: logged out and I can't figure out how to get
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  Speaker 2: back in, so probably won't. I won't be trying. No,
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  Speaker 2: I was using someone else's katies.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, still say that against the law.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, I never use it.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of against the law, I hasn't know. I had
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  Speaker 1: an argument, uh in the grocery store about taking glass
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  Speaker 1: bottles to the beach. He said something about glass bottles,
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  Speaker 1: and I said, you can't take glass to the beach.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, what do you mean people take glass beer
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  Speaker 1: bottles to the beach. I go, no, you can't. You
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  Speaker 1: have to take cans or whatever to the beach, and
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  Speaker 1: he goes, no, you could take glass. I go, it's
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  Speaker 1: against the law to take glass to the beach. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think.
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  Speaker 2: It's against the law because there's a lot of Corona
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  Speaker 2: commercials with people on the beach.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's where he was getting his information.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think it's not. And I live by
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  Speaker 2: the beach and I walked by the beach. There's no
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  Speaker 2: signs that say no glass bottles. I think it might
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  Speaker 2: be it it's common sense or an old wives tale.
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  Speaker 1: Well, anyway, we had a full on argument about it
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  Speaker 1: in the the drink aisle at the grocery store because
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  Speaker 1: he was like, oh, we should get these these bottles
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  Speaker 1: for John when he comes. And I was like, no,
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  Speaker 1: you can't have bottles on the beach.
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  Speaker 2: Because we're rule followers and people like Dave are Rebbels.
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  Speaker 1: Got my ice coffee. I'm so happy.
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  Speaker 2: Much like Katie and Josh, you two are opposites, but
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  Speaker 2: maybe you keep each other in.
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  Speaker 1: I think so. I think so okay, But I want
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  Speaker 1: to read you really quickly from a listener something that
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  Speaker 1: I got, and this is regarding Debbie and Medo. It
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  Speaker 1: says here, I just always like, because I know I
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  Speaker 1: always forget these things right. So I've pinned it at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the notes, and it says this listener says, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I just found your podcast through Murders. She watched. Oh
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  Speaker 1: thank you, shout out, Amy Archer. I just found your
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  Speaker 1: podcast through murders she watched and just finished listening to
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  Speaker 1: your ninety day recap. I lived in Cairo for three years.
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  Speaker 1: There is no way this tour guide kissed her on
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  Speaker 1: their pyramid tour. Also, this man is not a virgin. Also,
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  Speaker 1: his father isn't sick. I'm just waiting to hear if
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  Speaker 1: he asked for money for the doctor quote. He disappears
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  Speaker 1: for a few days because he's hooking up with other women,
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  Speaker 1: and if she met his friends and or family, they
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  Speaker 1: would one hundred cover for him. Egyptian men are the
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  Speaker 1: biggest love bombing, manipulative, lying men. They all use these
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  Speaker 1: same words and the same scans. It's very common knowledge.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know how on earth this man got
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  Speaker 1: a visa. Wow, wow, lived in Cairo. Boots on the ground, girl.
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  Speaker 2: I really for the first half thought you meant Caro
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  Speaker 2: and Mare's Ethan Plathkin to come into this, No.
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  Speaker 1: I would have said, Kro, I Knowro.
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  Speaker 2: I know Wow. I don't want to paint everyone with
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  Speaker 2: a big brush. So we don't know a Medo yet.
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  Speaker 2: Logic and history would tell us that is what is happening,
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  Speaker 2: especially given their slight age difference. But I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if his dad is sick. I do not know, and
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  Speaker 2: I don't want.
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  Speaker 1: To say, well, he left his dad, so sad seems
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  Speaker 1: to be fine. So let's get started. If you're watching
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  Speaker 1: a video, may or may not have to put on
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  Speaker 1: my giant arkle glasses because sometimes I can't see this
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  Speaker 1: computer because I have got my contacts in. So that's
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  Speaker 1: tam I. So Debbie and Meto, that's what we're starting with.
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  Speaker 1: Lets we'll call Debbie is fifty five from New Orleans.
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  Speaker 1: Meto's forty one from Egypt. I've been studying Debbie's face
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  Speaker 1: and trying to figure out what's going on. Now. I
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  Speaker 1: need to see pictures of Debbie ten years ago. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but as I think what happened is Debbie had a facelift.
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  Speaker 1: God bless good for her. Okay, we're all for it here,
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  Speaker 1: but I think what happened was they did something strange
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  Speaker 1: along where it got nipped and tucked, and that gives
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  Speaker 1: her a stretched out appearance here because I don't think
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  Speaker 1: that's her original face.
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  Speaker 2: And definitely I agree, But I because the difference between
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  Speaker 2: her face and the neck. If she didn't have that neck,
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  Speaker 2: you wouldn't be able to tell how old she is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's very smooth, white white skin.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, but the neck looks normal, so not bad, just normal.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like ours and ours are beautiful and young below.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. I appreciate all of those mentions of our
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  Speaker 2: necks me too. Thank you makes me feel less self conscious,
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  Speaker 2: even though I know you're lying because I told you
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  Speaker 2: to make those comments.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, that's correct.
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  Speaker 2: It's like saying, give me flowers, and then all like
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  Speaker 2: on ninety day, bring me flowers when I come to
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  Speaker 2: the airport. Oh, he brought me flowers.
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  Speaker 1: So thoughtful. I don't know how I.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I really think also her teeth are her
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  Speaker 2: and I hate to pick apart a woman like this,
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  Speaker 2: but you started it and her. I think I think
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  Speaker 2: she could do so like whitening with her teeth, and
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  Speaker 2: that would maybe young.
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  Speaker 1: If I I am currently on a crest white strip journey.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm I'll let everybody know how it goes. I've done.
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  Speaker 1: I've done one day, so don't be looking very different
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  Speaker 1: quite yet.
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  Speaker 2: We need to see before and after pictures.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, well i'll take Well, I don't know, I've
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  Speaker 1: got a picture of my teeth from yesterday because I
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  Speaker 1: think a million pictures.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I don't You never responded to my story
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  Speaker 2: last week, but I did use your code to get
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  Speaker 2: six six bottles of Hello lash, and I was I
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  Speaker 2: might give them. I was going to give one to
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  Speaker 2: like my sister in law, one to my aunt, and
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  Speaker 2: then keep the rest.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I need to take once after.
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  Speaker 2: Pictures because I'm going to start you doing it regularly.
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  Speaker 1: If you do it every night and again, I tell you, guys,
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  Speaker 1: what the Hello the trick is. Don't like pull it
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  Speaker 1: out and it's like super wet, and then you put
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  Speaker 1: it on top of your lashes because then it like
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  Speaker 1: kind of doesn't burn or whatever. But that's too much.
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  Speaker 1: So when you pull it out, make sure you kind
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  Speaker 1: of wipe it like you would like a mascara thing.
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  Speaker 1: And I do it on my eyebrows, top of the lash,
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  Speaker 1: teeny tiny bottom of the lash in the corner even
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  Speaker 1: though it says don't use on the bottom lashes.
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  Speaker 2: I need help on the bottom too, you too, But
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a rule breaker, so I might worry about it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just telling you. When Matt was
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  Speaker 1: first started using it, he was like, oh, it's so
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  Speaker 1: like wet when it goes on. I was like, Nope,
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  Speaker 1: that's a trick. You gotta like wipe it off a
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  Speaker 1: little bit so it's not so wet, or when it's
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  Speaker 1: like super wet, do your eyebrows first and then go down. Anyway, guys,
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  Speaker 1: tell it lash.
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  Speaker 2: This is beauty corner and picking apart a fellow woman corner. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's better than when Keisha and I picked apart
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  Speaker 1: the guy from Temptation Island and just got just just screamed.
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  Speaker 2: Out for it for his womanly hip.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And by the way, he was a pretty bad
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  Speaker 1: person and then improves himself to continually be kind of
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  Speaker 1: a clown when they did the reunion on Nick Bile's Thing,
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  Speaker 1: of which I did not watch in solidarity with Mark Wahlberg.
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  Speaker 1: But my understanding from the cliffs is that he continued
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  Speaker 1: to double down on being a total clown.
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  Speaker 2: So that's what he gets.
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  Speaker 1: Debbie, on the other hand, not a clown, no mimes,
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  Speaker 1: might be a little naive and love Yeah yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I did see more to love scene with her.
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  Speaker 2: If you'd like me to share from last week, yes, please.
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  Speaker 2: So her daughter gives her a tarot card reading, and
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  Speaker 2: she first gets the Fool, a naive person who's starting
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  Speaker 2: a new journey and doesn't know that he's about to
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  Speaker 2: walk off a cliff. Oh. Debbie immediately thinks that she
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  Speaker 2: is the fool and wonders this tarot card has made
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  Speaker 2: her rethink everything, but not really, She's still going to
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  Speaker 2: go forward with it. But then she gets a card
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  Speaker 2: that's all about money, and then a card about the Hermit,
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  Speaker 2: and the hermit is self discovery and introverted person, which
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  Speaker 2: apparently is like Meto because he is a very charismatic,
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  Speaker 2: charismatic actor. But then he turns it off and he
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  Speaker 2: goes quiet, and he's unreachable and you can't talk to him,
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  Speaker 2: and it's very frustrating, and she's worried how it's going
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  Speaker 2: to be with the three of them, with the daughter
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  Speaker 2: living in that one bedroom apartment until she finds a
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  Speaker 2: new living situation for them, and also Meto is a
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  Speaker 2: very conservative Muslim, she says, and he might be offended
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  Speaker 2: by the voodoo culture of New Orleans. That's her words, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: and then thought he could should be friends with Maddie
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  Speaker 2: and because they're kind of near New Orleans.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like forty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they could be best friends, although I think he
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  Speaker 2: might be annoyed by Meto's jokes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Matti might be too smart for that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll reach out to Stevie.
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  Speaker 2: We want to batch make them as friends.
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  Speaker 1: Stevie'll be like Matti thinks he's a scammer. No, so okay.
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  Speaker 1: So fifteen days until Mito arrived, So Debbie says, I
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  Speaker 1: took a break from my office. It's been a stressful day.
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  Speaker 1: I looked into changing his flight because of the situation
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  Speaker 1: with his dad. It would be almost four thousand dollars
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  Speaker 1: to change it. I mean, how much was the flight?
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  Speaker 1: Not seer thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 2: That's why you get the refund the changeable tickets.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got too. Life happens, and she says, and
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  Speaker 1: four thousand dollars is not doable at the moment. So
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  Speaker 1: she wrote him and told him I can't change it.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be almost four thousand dollars, and he
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  Speaker 1: wrote back and said, no comment.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, is he being he's practicing his interviews on
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  Speaker 2: the carpet.
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  Speaker 1: No comment? So she goes, so, I don't know, there's
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  Speaker 1: a good chance he won't even be on the flight.
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  Speaker 1: So that was fifteen days until Meno arrives. Or maybe
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  Speaker 1: I wrote that wrong, but no, five days.
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  Speaker 2: Fifteen days. Five, So it was like very short, a
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  Speaker 2: few days, because last week it was just a few days. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but they still haven't discussed it. Imagine doing all this
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  Speaker 2: and you don't know if they're on the plane or
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  Speaker 2: not communication people.
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  Speaker 1: So six and now it's six hours until Meto arrives.
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  Speaker 1: And she said maybe it was fifteen hours, So she
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  Speaker 1: says that's what it was. Yeah, So she says, I
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: tried to FaceTime him but it was too loud where
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  Speaker 1: he was. And then I sent him a text saying
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  Speaker 1: where are you and he wrote back and said home,
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  Speaker 1: and then she wrote back, are you joking? And he
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  Speaker 1: never replied, So she doesn't know if he's on the plane,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, to which I said, I bet production
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  Speaker 1: knows if he's on the plane.
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  Speaker 2: So maybe not Remember that time with what's his face, Joey,
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  Speaker 2: And they were pounding on his door outside and they
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  Speaker 2: didn't know if he was getting on that plane.
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  Speaker 1: Right, what I'm saying, production knows if he's on the
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  Speaker 1: plane because they are sitting there waiting for him to
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  Speaker 1: come down the steps, so like they know, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, they're there with her at the airport. I
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  Speaker 2: think they would be there regardless.
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  Speaker 1: You're putting it too much faith into this. So next
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  Speaker 1: A Debbie and her daughter were no stop, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Next A Debbie and her daughter, Devin and the dog
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  Speaker 1: a little bit head to the airport and she says,
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea if he's on the plane. I
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  Speaker 1: contacted the airline, but they wouldn't tell me anything. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're not going to tell you somebody else's private information,
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  Speaker 1: you dummy. No talking to Devin says, my mom has
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  Speaker 1: not been doing well and if MEDO does not come,
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea how my mom's going to react.
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  Speaker 1: She'll be crying and angry, and rightfully so, so we
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  Speaker 1: don't know what's going on.
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  Speaker 2: Have to do another tarot card reading and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: have to lie this time and give her good cards.
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  Speaker 1: Tell her love is coming. Your way. So they're in
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  Speaker 1: the car and suddenly they pull up to the airport
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  Speaker 1: and she's got pulls out of the backseat and Americana
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  Speaker 1: themed a bouquet of flowers, and Debbie walks into the
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  Speaker 1: airport with the bouquet. A little bit now, Devin, I
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  Speaker 1: guess it's gonna circle. Is Devan gonna circle for like
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  Speaker 1: an hour?
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  Speaker 2: Literally three hours circling?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe she's just.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna go find a Carls Junior or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So she's waiting, she's waiting, she's waiting, and
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  Speaker 1: then she says, I'm going to be sick. She runs
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  Speaker 1: to the bathroom and thanks to the joy of the microphones,
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  Speaker 1: we hear her puking. So you heard this?
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I never heard a lease pooping. No, but
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  Speaker 2: you heard this?
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  Speaker 1: Oh I heard this? Yeah yeahah.
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  Speaker 2: Interesting to know what your brain will protect you from
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  Speaker 2: and what it won't.
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  Speaker 1: So ten minutes later she comes back out waiting for him.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: It's one hour past his arrival time. So she's crying
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: and staring at the elevator with her puke breath, and
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: the dog is like, man, I got a pee. And
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: now we're one and a half hours after his arrival
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: and the talk of him leaps. She's like, hopefully he's
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: caught in customs. So when he landed, I mean he
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: could WhatsApp or whatever. It's all fake. So here he
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: comes down the escalator. She burst into tears. She cries
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: and she kisses him.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: I couldn't tell if those were happy tears or not.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Her face doesn't move. Yeah, so it's it's like it was.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: I thought she was sad at first. It was fake
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: out tears.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's real happiness. So she cries, she kisses him,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: and the talking head together they say, Mito, why did
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: you decide to surprise Debbie? He says, Oh, she didn't
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: see me for a long time, and I just wanted
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: to play with her. And she's like, oh my gosh,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: and he goes, but I'm here now you can touch
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: fuck you.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: That's what I would say, fuck you. I would not
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: be given the balls and I would leave. I'd be like,
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: get back on that plane, go home. That's not a surprise.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: The surprise is I brought you cupcakes. That's not shoving
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: the cupcakes in my face.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: An Americana themed. Okay, so I'm talking to Amto says
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I'm meto. I am here in the United States, and
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: god willing, I will be a famous actor here in
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: the US. Oh you want me to act something, okay, Okay,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. Oh okay,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: you're talking to me. You're talking to me, and one
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: more I'll be back, okay, But he says I will
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: be back.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: So why are all of his things like villain people?
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: That is not the role he would play. He has
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: curly hair and a huge smile face. Well, he would
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: play like dorky friend.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: He's got Marlon Brando, He's got Robert de Niro and
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Arnold Schwartzeninger, the three greats.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So in Talkinghead, he says, in history, nothing is impossible.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: So I'm here to catch my dream of being an actor.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Oh and also to marry my fiancee Debbie.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, legitimately, that's how he said it.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: He oh oh uh huh oh oh Debbie. Yeah, and
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: to marry Debbie yep, yep, yep.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: What's her name again, the one with the teeth.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm talking to it together. She goes, gosh,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: like I was so worried, I threw up in the bathroom.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: I was so worried. And he goes, oh, she gave
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: me a wonderful kiss flavored with vomit. And she goes, no,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: I had mouth flashed. Stop it. So he knew.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Did she have mouthflush? No, she keep mouthflush in her purse.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: No. And she can't like go into security to go
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: into like a Hudson market to buy some right, you know.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: So this is the opposite of a Darcy bathroom cleanup.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: We're gonna start calling it a Debbie airport vomit.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, Debbie. Ninety days to wed they leave the
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: airport with the dog, and I guess den Devin has
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: run out of gas and she's on fumes around the air.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Dum getting a benet. She has powdered sugar all over
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: her face. She like like the cocaine scene at the
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: end of Scarface. She is nowhere near the airport. No,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: so sorry, mom. Yeah, I'm coming back now.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: If he would have done, if he would have done,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Brando de Niro say hello to my little friend the Paccino.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: That would air with you.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: But Schwarzenegger maybe not. And that's it for those crazy kids.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: And let's move on to Marisa and Edwards. Y'all, most
• 22:06
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• 22:09
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• 22:11
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• 22:13
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• 22:16
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• 22:19
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• 22:21
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• 22:25
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• 22:28
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• 22:30
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• 22:33
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• 24:01
  Speaker 2: So she has packed up her sons for camp. She's
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: shipping them off right when he Edward's coming and the dad,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Michael is coming to get them. He's cute, he looks
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: like a just an average guy. But he's cute.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: They're all so much couple. I think in.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Looks in looks.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: So she says he's a great dad, but he wasn't
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: a good fit for a husband. They've been trying to
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: co parent together in a healthy way, and she wants
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: to talk about things changing when Edward comes. Are you?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Is your mic the right mic? By the way?
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, why do you think I bucked it up?
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I just want to know it's not okay.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Do we have to start over?
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: No?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: No, it's easy to understand the first part.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just a tad echoey. Yeah, that's why
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: I was wondering. Yeah, it does.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's just I'll make a little note here for
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: the sound engineer slash sorry Ingrid.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: So she is. He's not looking forward to Edward coming,
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: and he's going to keep it real with her, he said,
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: And he tells us it was a shock she didn't
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: tell him about Edward. The kids told him about Edward,
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: and he thought they had just like mishard or misunderstood,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: And he said he went into protective mode. Is this
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: guy coming for a green card? What's happening? No one
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: could want my wife naturally, so he must want her
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: for something else. So he said, you need to worry
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: not if I'm ready, if Edward's ready, which I was
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: not expecting. And he says, you and your family are
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: very wealthy. This is a million dollar house, and it
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: can make you feel a certain way. I always felt
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: like I didn't fit in with your family and it
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: made me feel like a loser. And wow, that really
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: affected our marriage. And she's says, yeah, I saw what
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: it did to you. And she says her parents raised
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: her with nice vacations, fancy things, and it's going to
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: be intimidating for Edward, and her family is definitely going
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: to wonder what his intentions are like they did with Michael.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: So even with her ex who is from here, she
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: they even judged they're using our daughter. He must be
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: he must want her. No one could want her for
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: her personality right or her looks. It is money. So
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Michael says, I might have some attitude with Edward, and
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: if he had stressed to my boy's life, that's going
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: to be a problem. And we're definitely going to have
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: a man to man talk when he gets here. He
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: better not come in hot and heavy, just like sick
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: going to start making out with you?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: What is he, Katie, He's going to make out?
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so he when he comes. When it comes to
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: my kids, I'll bite someone's face off.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, wow, Okay, that's specific. Which part of the
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: face did the ear? Are she gonna go?
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: Cheek cheak?
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the flushiest part.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, unless he tries to make out with him and
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: it lips, so he says, or she says, I've seen
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: when Michael pops off and gets angry, and it's very scary,
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: and if another man tries to calm him down or
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: come at him, it's worse. So not good. So then
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: she's enjoying her last nights of peace and quiet. She
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: woke up at two am thinking this is the last
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: time I'll ever sleep in this big, wonderful bed with
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: way too many pillows that take up half the bed,
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: and she had a panic attack that he was coming.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I don't think she wants him to come.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I'm getting the feeling she's maybe not that into it.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And she says, I'm not the type to show
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: up at the airport with balloons or a sign or flowers,
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: ridiculous things like that, So I am wrapping up a
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: house key, so he has a gift to un and
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: they go it was the key work, and she goes, no,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: the key doesn't actually work because my house is all digital.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: But it's it's symbolic. Here's symbolic key. Darcy would have
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: shoved that symbolic key down. Tom's throat had been like,
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: what's the code. What's the doorcode, Tom, what's the door coode?
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: So she goes to the airport. She's nervous, she's not
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: even sure. She wants to give up her single, independent life.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Too late now girl, Yeah, but she loves him. She
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: wants to take a leap of faith. I think she
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: wants to be on the show. I don't know.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I'm questioning. Yeah. And now that we heard all this
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: about like she's so rich, like so rich, like family
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: money rich in addition to having this big job.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Pennsylvania rich. Yeah. So he comes out, she runs
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: to hug him, and he said, he said, he's very smiley.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: He says, this was my first time on the plane.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: So I kept opening the window shade and the lady
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: kept asking me to close it because the light was
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: bothering her face. And then she was like, is this
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: your first time on a plane, and he's like, up
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: and down, up and up and down?
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: What do I see now? Ocean? We close it? What
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: do I see now? Still? Ocean close? Yeah.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: So she says she's excited to show him New York
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: and what are you excited to show her, Edward, Well,
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: I'm excited to show her my new brand new wink wink,
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: you know, penis circumcised penis and Philip, he says, I
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: don't know if he was joking. The lady on the
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: plane was like, you sure pee a lot, and he's like,
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: I was just checking something.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I know. I was like, is he checking to make sure? Maybe?
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: And popped a statch the cabin pressure in this way
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: the healing. So she gives him the key and he
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: thinks it's very sweet. He's very confused by the stretchy
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: part that goes around your wrist that he is definitely
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: not going to keep on there. And then he picks
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: her up by the ground, like off the ground, and
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: she's just swinging, just swinging, like hanging there like a
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: limp doll. Just there's no chemistry whatsoever.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I like to know, like how many times did they
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: see each other? You know how many times did she
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: go back?
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: In several She was going back every six weeks, she said,
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: So that went on for a few months. I think.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, so it is like a real relationship. It's not
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: like Shelly's on twice.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: No, she saw him for a while, But I just
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: am not feeling any sort of She's like a limp,
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: dead fish. That's just at least kick one of your
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: legs out like you're in the movies, if you're being
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: picked up off the ground, like act like you're in
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: a rom com for five seconds.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Kick one live back like daintily, like oh.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. Let him swing you down and kiss you
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: and dip you like you're in that famous photo.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Well, I gotta say I don't have high hopes for them,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: but you know, we could be a tricked here. Okay,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: let's move it on to Katie and Josh. I'm going
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: to talk about them this week. So he they're in
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: the hotel room and he's folding up his new American flag.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: It wasn't the backwards one, and I was like, how
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: many flags are in that room? Like the backwards was plastic.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: This one is like a real flag.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: He was folding it like it was for a military.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he knew what he was doing.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: The triangles.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Now there's a new hero shot where he gives her.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: He pulls out a flower from behind his back and
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: she gives him a big smooch, but not a makeout,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: thank god, Thank goodness. So he's packing and he says,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: you want some water. She goes, yeah, I'm hungover, and
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: the talking Eddy says, today's day. We're going to see
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: the new apartment, and she's worse for the wear. And
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: this is quite a welcome party. You know, I'm not
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: fully sure what to think about last night. She was
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: a bit brazenly complimentary about the guys she's hooked up with,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: And I think some things would be blindingly obvious about
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: respect in a relationship, and I assume she gets it,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: but sometimes she doesn't.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: He hates her.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: He also is questioning his decision to fully move. You know.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, this whole episode is I've made a huge mistake.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: And then the Curb your Enthusiasm music starts.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so she says to him, was I too crazy?
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I remember most of it and he goes, well, I
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: just kept seeing you go to the bar getting tequila shots,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: and he says, you know, he's doing the thing like
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: mom's do, like where we try to like say the
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: thing to our cab and make it about ourselves, but
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: we're really trying to make them understand. He says, well,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: you know, as I get older, I realize, he said,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: I realize I can't do shots anymore because they will
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: catch up with you. And that happens when you get older.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: She goes, yeah, I think it's fun. And he goes, well,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: you got in the cab and you passed out straight away,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: and she goes, oh, yeah, I don't remember the cab,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: I don't remember coming home. I don't remember any of that.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: And then she says, did I annoy anyone? And he says,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: do you remember that you annoyed someone? Or you just
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: think you did because it's like an OCD thing, and no, I.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Need just say yes you did. I'm annoyed right now.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: How can you not tell that I am annoyed because
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: I'm talking to you like you're a child.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Like you're a complete dummy and her talking head, Now,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: you guys, by the time Thursday rolls around for our
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: live show, I am going to have a new red
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: flag because I did not ring my red flag to
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: the beach. So I did have to go the hardware
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: store today to get some items to make one. How big,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: it's not going to be that big. It's not going
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: to be that big. It's not gonna be as big
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: as Kimberly's flag. I'm gonna win. Oh, you're gonna win. Yeah,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: but I will win for most creative red flag because
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I have to make it myself.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm wearing mine like a scarf for a toga.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: So this is your red flag warning to know that
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: you have a drinking problem, because she says the following.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: She says, God, it's the worst feeling of waking up
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: and not knowing what I did while I was drunk,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: and maybe I friended offended my friend, or maybe I
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: offended Josh And I don't know. My brain just makes
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: stuff up, so I need proof it didn't happen. Girl,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: If this is your worst feeling and waking up and
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: not knowing what you did, why drunk? Look inward looking,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: stop drinking, Stop drinking this solution.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Maybe because of her OCD, her brain will find something
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: else to obsess over. Yeah, but you won't be Did
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: I do something that offended my friends. Did I assault
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: my friends by shoving my tongue in their mouths? And
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: they did not ask for that?
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Why is the producer not saying so? The question people
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: are going to be asking is, right, have you ever
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: considered not drinking?
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Just see what happens? Give it a go. Yeah, so
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: he says. He says to her, he says, look, I'm
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: realizing you drink differently than me, and it's something to
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: think about as we go towards marriage. Don't you think
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I think I would not want to have a kid
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: with the We need to be stable, that's the bottom line.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Is that fair?
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: He's using therapy talk, like he's using eye statements, no judgment.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: We just drink differently, not better or worse, just different.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: And she just lays there and she goes, oh, I
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't have a lot to say about
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: that because that's like so far in the future.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: So you are getting married, you should be talking about
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: what happens if you're having children.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: I mean for him to say, we drink differently, it's
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: something to think about as we go forward towards marriage,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: because like, we need to be able to have a kid.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: And she's like, uh, so, far in the future, or
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: we're going out tonight. WHOA.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: So I need to pull a Debbie Airport vomit for
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: a second before we have a conversation, and then we're good.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Then we're all good. So the talking head, he says,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: it takes a lot of energy to deal with the
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: absurdity of your loving partner being such a ferocious party girl.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: He uses a lot of adjectives, and I love it.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Hates her, Yeah, he hates her.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: It's energy to deal with the absurdity of your loving
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: partner being such a ferocious party girl. And I'm thinking,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: maybe this needs to change. I want to look at
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: her and think of stability and feel secure and think
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: this is the person I want to have children with.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: And if we can't get on the same page in
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: the next ninety days, maybe we're not as compatible as
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I thought we were.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: No, okay, you're not.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: You're not.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: And also, I don't know if she could go into
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: a ninety day treatment program then come out and you
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: get married on that last day's.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: We have several people that need, several people that need
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: to enter. So yes, yeah, yeah, here's another one right now.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: His name is Shay Shay and annabel Okay, by the way,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: other than Annabelle having terrible choices and men, I love
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: annabel mm hmm okay totally. So they wake up in
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: the morning after doing it all night, and it's it.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: He's like, did you like the sexy time last night? Baby?
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: And they do a new hero shot together where they're
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: like on the street, you know, a paduca where normally
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: he's like hey, hey, waving to strangers, but now it's.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: The two friend's daughter that I can bay.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Then he's like hey hey. And then now this new
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: one is the two of them standing together and she
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: rubs his belly like a Buddha god like a Buddha
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: or like he's pregnant. Hey, you look at that in
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: the bed. She asks him, how have you been satisfying
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: yourself sexually for the last two years?
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: And he goes, well, I don't know, like you won't
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: have phone sex with me? And so you know what
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: men do sometimes bang ladies at the lake? Am I right? No, No,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: that's not what he meant. That is what he's been doing.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: They joke about the phone sex. He's like, well, you
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: got like seventeen people in your house, you could never
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: have phone sex, She's like, I know. They get out
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: of the bed, she dresses him. She's like, lift your
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: arms up, give me your foot. Is your shoe too tight? Okay,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: let me fix your collar? Split splat, let's go. And
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: the Talking Head she tells me she has.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Some sort of like grooming fetish or something like washing
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: him in the bath like he is a little boy,
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: her child, and then dressing him like she maybe it's
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: a mommy fetish.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Well. In the Talkinghead she tells us in the Philippines,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: this is the way you take care of the lover
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: of your life, the love of your life. And then
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: she says to him, what do you think I'm your
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: fiance or your mommy? And he laughs, He goes sometimes
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: like mommy and he laughs.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: They've never seen this before, though, from any other women
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: that are from the Philippines.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Not to this extent. You've seen that. You know that
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: I'm going to take care of you. I want to
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: feed you, I want to yeah, yeah, but not the
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: dressing and the scrubbing of the app now.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: So they get in the truck to go somewhere and
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: she's like, look at me, I'm a Kentucky girl. Now
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: they talk about when deer season is gonna because remember
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: they're leaving this hotel in the hotel slash church in
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Saint Louis to go back home. And he says, oh, yeah,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: I got so much deer meat in the freezer. I'm
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: gonna get you a walk so you could do up
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: some rice with some deer meat and some vegetables and
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: that'll be so good. And Kimberly is dying as a vegetarian.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: And in the talking head she says, in the Philippines,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: rice is life. We have it with everything. And he says, well,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: here we have other ways. We got potatoes, we got bread,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: and onion rings, we got options.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: I love that onion rings got a shout out in
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: there as a staple starch in your diet. And his
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: onion rings. Onions do just you know that onions are vegetables.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I think he just counts the to me all on
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: the outside, I don't know. And he goes, rice is bland,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: and she's like hmmm. So then he tells her he's like,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: my daughter Allison's at the house. You know, my daughter Alison.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: She's kind of bossy, she's kind of a bully daughter.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: And yeah, and Annabelle goes, look, if she acts like that,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: we'll just leave her alone. Just leave her alone. I
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: can handle it, don't worry. And he says, well, chicken's
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: got a peck in order, and you're the boss, hen,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I guess. But what he really means is Allison is
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: the boss.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Alison is the Yeah. And also, you just called your
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: grown daughter a bully and you're fine with it. You've
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: not corrected her at all.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: M So I'm talking. Daddy says my daughter Allison is
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: a total daddy's girl, and it's gonna be tricky how
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: to handle it. It could get rough. And they're talking head.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: She says, I've spoken many times on the phone to
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Alison and the video calls, and I can tell she's
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: competing with me for her dad, and I'm a little
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: nervous about that. So we see his house. We see
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: the gate and Alice's trailer which is next door but
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: on the property. He says, the gates for the dogs
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: or whatever. So they walk in and he's like, mommy
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Bell is here, Mommy Bell is here, and the grandkids
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: River and Cruise c r u Z E River and
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Cruise are like, can you see e cruise anyway? River's
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: a girl cruise as a boy, and they're like, what
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: the fuck And they're like, who's this strange lady? Stranger danger.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: So they run off. The dogs are freaking out, and
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: she's like, oh, it's so good to see you. And
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: there's why they were lady in the house. They run off,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: and there's toys and stuff everywhere. Now you know, Alison
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: brought every toy from her house over to.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: That house and left them out on purpose because when
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: he left, marking her territory, she might as well pee
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: all around that house.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Because when he left, we saw not one Fisher Price
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: away anywhere. And she says, I don't know what happened.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: The house was like this when I left. And Annabelle says,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: this house is crazy. There is dog hair everywhere. I
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: cannot believe this. Well, listen, they've got he's got two
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: big dogs that shed. So either you have to like, yeah,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: do that backcombing thing every day, like out on the porches,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: which is she'll probably do. She'll probably start the day
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: off with the dogs on the porch, get that the
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: comb that gets out that underhair out, and then she'll
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: vacuum the couch twenty six times a day, you know.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: So he's showing her the house and the dining room, says, gather.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Just in case you weren't sure what you were supposed
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: to do in that room, You're supposed to gather. And
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: he says, look at that Look at this oven, and
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: she's like wow. He goes, yeah, oven brand new, brand new.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: She's ever even used an electric stove. And her talking
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: to her, she says, an American home is so different.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: It's so big. I like the kitchen a lot, but
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: there are so many dead animals on the wall. There's
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: like a deer on the wall looking at me. And
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: he goes, well, this is Kentucky, and I used to
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: be a redneck, and she goes, I don't like those deer.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: They'll be watching us have and also used to be
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: a redneck.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Still a redneck. Also, there's a deer on every single
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: wall in the bedroom. Therefore, every corner east, west, north, south,
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: you have dead deer, open eyed, staring at you. I
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: was a beautiful creature that was murdered.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not in the bedroom. It's not gonna take
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: long before she is whipping that place into shape. It's
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: gonna be like, I don't mind if you have the
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: dead deer, maybe they go on the.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Porch exactly, or the off just the somewhere.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Else, somewhere else.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he needs a sand cave or something. And yet
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: her takeover the house looks pretty big.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: So they go and they look at all the clothes
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: that he got her and the deer on the wall.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: And bear in mind, Jordan two point zero is following
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: them around instead of leaving and giving them some alone time.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Her and her huge lips are following them around and
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: judging of everything.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I am so glad you just said that because guess
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: who I saw on bald Head Island yesterday, No Mark,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: No of Mark and Mina. Yes I did alone, Yeah,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: driving a golf cart and I saw the house he
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: was pulling out of, and I was like, that makes
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: sense for the house that we saw, because I was
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: always trying to You can't tell because everything here is
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: the same, you know, like the houses aren't the same,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: but all the foliage looks the same, so you can't
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: look at it unless you can see the ocean. You
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: can't tell where a house is. But now that I've
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: seen where the house is, which is very close to
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: my house, yeah, I know.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Got to be on Clayton Watch.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, I think I'm gonna have to go back to
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Paris to find Clayton, because he's definitely not the United States.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Poor Clayton, for Clayton, for Clayton. Well, let me tell
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: you what I saw him and I when I was
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: I was in the passenger seat and Dave was driving.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god. Dave's like, did it
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: on the brakes? Is like what? He thought? Like an
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: alligator had come across the road. He's like what, And
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I go, that was the guy for You can't miss him.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: He's got those nice Yeah.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: I feel like he wouldn't even care if he said hi.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: I feel like he seems nice.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: If I was alone, I would have work. I would
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: have you turned and followed him to wherever he was going,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: and they gotten out of the cart and talked to him,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: I would have I would have. You're stucker, I know,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: but just for a ninety day person. What do they care?
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: If I see the holder in his family? I will
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: not do that.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I've been told they don't like that. Okay. Also, Jim Gaffigan, Yeah,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: we know that, we know he did. We know nobody.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: He don't like him, so okay. So they see all
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: the clothes and he says, okay, babe, here is your speaker,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: your Nike shorts, your bull of a watch, and diamond
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: ear rings and here's the chain you wanted. So he
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: showed when you are all these gifts all at once,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: why is he doing it in front of Alison.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: That the production must have or he's just that dumb,
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: or he's stoking the jealousy between them.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: And Alison's like, are those real diamond earrings? He's like, yeah, real, dimond.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I was like, diamond earies. Save them for an occasion,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: a berth year or something. Geez.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: It's like, I picked up the list of the things
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: that you wanted for your arrival. New toothbrush, blah blah,
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: diamond earrings.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Uh huh. That's kind of how he said it, Like
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: here's the trisk that you like, Yeah, it's alive oil
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: you asked for. Here the diamond earrings. And then talking
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: to Alison goes, yeah, I'm surprised he got her all
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: that stuff. He never buys me stuff like that. And
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: I told my dad, if I feel like we're in competition,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: then she's gonna need to go back.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, a, you're horrible. You are not washing his butt
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: crack and balls, and that's why you're not getting dimond earrings.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: For her to say if she's competitions for her to
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: say she has to go back like it's something like
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: it's like a package you could send back.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's gonna call Ice on her.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: She's probably horrible. Yeah. So as she leaves with the kids,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: she says to him, she's like, can I get a
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: couple of dollars? And he goes, okay, yeah, and you
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: go get some biscuits for church tomorrow now okay. And
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Annabel goes, why did you give money to her? Does
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: she pay rent? And he goes, no, she can't pay rent.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: She's a single mom. Annabel goes, sounds like she's got
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: a free house and she's a grown woman.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, I agree. But also, Annabelle, it's his daughter, and
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: you just got diamond earrings, so maybe this is not
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: the time to complain because you just got a bunch
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: of stuff too.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: And if you gave her ten dollars to buy some
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: chicken biscuits, you know, for the grandkids, for the grandkids
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: before church, but not to chick because they're not open
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: on Sunday. So in the Talking Head, Annabelle says, this
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: is a grown woman and children should take care of
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: their parents. That's how we do it in my culture.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: And my feeling is that she is the kind of
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: child who is a spooled brat. And I don't like
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: that attitude. And it's weird how close Shay is with Alison,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: and it seems like she's always asking for a favor. Now,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be the evil stepmom, but it's
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: going to have to change, well role, maybe just slowly.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Also, you're in America, and here the parents take care
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: of the children generally, and then in turn that they
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: take care of the parents hopefully or help them get
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: to a place where someone is taking care of them.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: We don't want to do it. It's a nursing home, but
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: a place.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: For mom mom.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but also like a she's a single mom and
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: she has two young kids. We don't know what her
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: situation with her exes.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Right, she could get zero dollars and work a low
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: paying job and yeah, now.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: Her attitude is piss poor and she is acting like giants.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Will brought with those huge lips that he probably paid for.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: But you're very focused on her huge lips.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: They're huge. But she's too young to have had all
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: that stuff done. But but whatever, But maybe so. I
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: I don't blame him. I think it's nice that he's
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: taking care of her. And I would probably do the
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: same if I was a parent and had a trailer
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: on my property, I wouldn't. Yes, you can live in
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: the trailer.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of this, her asking for the
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: money and all and him doing all that was sort
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: of production driven. And I think once we get into
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: day to day, maybe things will get better. Yeah, Okay,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: now it's time to move on to our new couple, Thomas,
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: and she says Paula, but it's spelled Paula.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's definitely gonna be Paula. But he says Paula
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: kind of too. He's not putting in the effort, which
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: pissed me off.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: He's not saying any effort.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: Nay, no, he is not. But the bottom line, Joey
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: is you can learn what your fiance's name is.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: What did magma Magma.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Magma, Magda, magda.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Magama, magna, magna, magna, carta magna.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maga, what is it? So we're in sam Paolo
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Brazil with Paula. Paula who is forty one years old
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: and she owns a successful piercing business that she started
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: from scratch. She's a boss babe. It looks like she's
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: way better than Madalene's nail place.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: It looks like she had her act together. She manifests
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: using tiny things, miniatures. She has a giant glass case
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: filled with her tiny stuff, but they're also on every
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: shelf in the apartment. There's a mini toilet that she
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: shows with a mini poop inside of it, and it
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: was kind of cute.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: What was the toilet manifested?
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: She wants a good bathroom, a nice bathroom. I would
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: assume maybe she wants some of those fancy toilets that
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: the seat, the seat warmer and all the bidet.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but this toilet wasn't able to flush because there's
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: still a poop in it, like Gina's.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Well, it's just a it's just symbolic.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: So I didn't like it. I didn't like it.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So she manifested her kitchen by getting a salt
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: and pepper shaker. So it's not like it has to
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: be exactly like a replica, like the exact kitchen. She
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: just had a salt and pepper shaker and then she
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: got a nice kitchen. So she says, manifestation is a
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: law called quantum physics. Else was into this recently? Wasn't
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: there another ninety day person who was trying to teach
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: us about content physics?
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: No, you're thinking of Nick of the Throuble.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're right, you're.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's your thinking. Yeah.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: So the universe is made up of atoms, et cetera,
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: and our thoughts have particles, so you like the atoms.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: Our thoughts have atoms, so you have to put energy
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: into those thoughts and build your reality. So she bought
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: a tiny couch to manifest her couch that looks nothing
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: like the mini couch, But.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: You just said it doesn't have to be the same.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be the same. So she wanted
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: to marry a gringo, so instead of getting a miniature gringo,
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: she wrote a letter to the universe and she wanted
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: a smart, romantic gringo, and the universe gave her Thomas,
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: but not exactly. He is not. I don't he didn't.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: It didn't really give it to her because she found
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: him in a. Really it took years. It's much like
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood where God
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: told her he was coming, but then he came much
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: years later after she went to Nigeria.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Well, she had to expand her dating app to the world. Yeah,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: and not the local area. Yeah.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: So Thomas Thomas, I'm gonna call him Thomas since he's
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: saying Paula. We meet him rollerblading backwards in ridiculous saved
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: by the bell type shorts and almost tripping over a scooter.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: The Universe, the Universe of editors did him dirty with
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: that opening shot because.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Explained to me, we're Long Beaches. Is this part of
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: like the La count I was.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: So mad he lives in Long Beach, but he says
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: he lives in LA. But no one in Long Beach.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: No one in LA would call Long Beach LA. It
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: might be in La County, but it is not. I
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: would not call it LA. Maybe I'm being one of
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: those people. I'm being a no. Yes, yeah, yeah, so
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: it is I think in La County, but it's not.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: It's just no one would say like LA, like this
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: is well, this is where you would live.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: You listed Long Beach, California, now Los Angeles. Yeah.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So he's thirty one, so he's ten years younger
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: than she is. Oh, cougar, she looks good. So he
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: had just moved to la from North Carolina when he
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: met her, and he says, Paula gives away my credit
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: to the universe. I want credit for all the things
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: that I'm doing. And she'll be like, oh, the universe
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: did that, and I'm like, I did that, because he
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: wants credit for the very tiny things that he does,
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: and it's a noil.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Well, we're about to see some tiny things.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: In his time. Yeah, So he's not into the whole
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: manifestation thing. So Paula was there on a one week
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: vacation and they met in a beach volleyball class, which
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: I thought was that good idea, Like if you I
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: should take more things and like meet people, although I'd
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: be too shy. I'd be off in the corner by myself.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: So they and there's filming, like she's like, this is
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: my new friend Thomas, and they're just choking around, yeah, filming.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: After the class, they became friends and she's saying like, Thomas,
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: I'm going to find you a Brazilian girlfriend. You want
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: a Brazilian girlfriend and he's like yeah, and she goes
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: like me or no, So it kind of does seem
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: like she's flirting yea, and I could see why he
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: was confused. But they just became pen pals, but instead
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: of letters, they're sending videos back and forth where he
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: is wrapping to her, not good and it's annoying. And
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: then for years they are just friends. Finally he wants
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: something more and he thinks he might be or misunderstanding
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: the situation. He just doesn't know. So he goes to
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: Brazil and he asks for a romance with her, and
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: she says, I have a boyfriend. How did he not
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: know that?
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they're like buddies and he had
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: to go all the way to Brazil to discuss it.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: This is this is like Tony who had another woman
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: living in his house.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Still still unexplained.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: Yes, So eventually she broke up with her boyfriend and
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: she gave Thomas a shot. They became lovers, gross and
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: two years later he proposed and we're seeing a video
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: of it. Cute. They're excited his apartment get ready Okay,
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: so upset, she has ordered a bunch of packages for
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: her arrival and he's like, what is in this? This
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: is so big. It wasn't that big. It was like
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: a normal package from Amazon that has like two shirts
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: in it. He's like, this must be filled with tiny
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: stuff and I was like, it's obviously fabric. Why do
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: you think that that is filled with miniatures? And so
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: he says we are very different. I don't know what
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: it's going to be like living together. First of all,
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: I eat meat and I keep my fridge filled with meat.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: This is Grena and Matthew all over again. Yes, she's
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: a vegan and she doesn't see the meat. She sees
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: the beautiful cow that became the meat, which I understand.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: So he's also a minimalist and she wants every surface
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: covered with things, and he's showing us all the things
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: that she has sent him. One is a positivity Pooh figurine,
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: which I kind of want, and it says you may
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: be a tiny Pooh, but I believe in you go
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: do your crap.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: I mean that's funny, but also no, yeah, I don't
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: like any kind of poo jo.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: I know you don't. So she wants him to believe
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: in magic and manifestation. What she should be having him
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: manifest is furniture. He his couch he shows us is
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: a bed because the best part of a couch is
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: laying down on it. Okay, I mean I lay down
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: a lot. Even if I'm typing, I kind of lay down. Yeah,
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: so I love to lay down, but I also sit
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: occasionally too, and has a time in faint.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: If you had someone over, you need a couch, you
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: need to How are you a couch to sit?
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you and your friend are going to play
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: video games laying on your bed on your bed. Okay,
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: but I don't think he has it. I didn't even
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: see a TV. So he is. He's like, look, this
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: is how I lay down on the couch, which is
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: his bed, And he's like, I love to just lay here,
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: you know, drink coffee. He is laying on his back
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: drinking out of a mug of coffee on a white comforter.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: He's really playing with fire.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's chaos. That's like the people that walk outside
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: in their car in the morning for their commute with
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: an open mug of coffee.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why my mom does that. If you're going somewhere,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: she'll just get in the car with a wine glass,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: just like a wine like this with a stem like
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: a wine glass. So I'm ready. I'm like, Caryl, go
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: inside and get a sola cup like a regular person.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? What they She'll put it in
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: the cup holder. I'm like, no, my god. No.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: So his table is a tiny folding table half a
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: foot off the ground, and to sit at it to eat,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: he has to put his ass on two bricks that
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: are stacked on the carpet.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: I don't understand this at all. I don't at all.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: Like he's like, he's Japanese, a Japanese restaurant.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, you're in a Japanese tea room and you have
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: to sit.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: On the floor, Yes, but like onto bricks. And he's like, yeah,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: it's totally comfortable. Your butt is sitting on bricks.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: It'd be better just to sit on the carpet.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: Just sit on the carpet.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: Just eat on your bed. Just eat on the bed,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: just legs straight out, eat on the bed. Like, I
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: don't get you already joined the coffee on the bed. Yeah,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: I don't get it.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: So he told her to bring one bag, but she's
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: bringing three. Good for her.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: She's moving now. When we get to when she leaves
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: her apartment, Please tell me because there's something I have
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: to point out when she leaves her apartment.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, right now, she leaves her apartment with clearly a
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: full apartment there that she is leaving. Her stuff is out.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Her purse is a Gucci purse sitting on that they
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: she walks down close to the door, Go you left
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: your purse. Your purse is right there.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: Mate, All of her tiny stuff is out, Like, yeah,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: we filmed this before she actually packed before she has
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: a roommate. Because this was bizarre. This was felt so fake. Yes,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: you think we're not watching, We're watching the show. So
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: then we see him at his ground table eating a
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: turkey sandwich ground with a glass of water, which I
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: don't know why that bug the crap out of me, Like,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna have a nice, delicious glass of water.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Did it have ice? No?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: Just water, glass of water with a turkey sandwich on
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: the ground and he's like the only thing missing is
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: my fiance, who is gonna hate this completely.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: The only day missing is some cheetos because that's what
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: I had for lunch, a turkey sandwich and cheetos.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: Delicious. So hero shot. Now that we see his solo
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: hero shot is him swinging his roller blades over his shoulder.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: He's really leaning made his whole personality about those roller blades.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: He's leaning in. This is gonna be my thing, guys.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: So then we see that he has made himself a
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: gluten free cake that he likes to make for himself,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: which did not even look like cake. It just looked
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: like a I don't even know, like a meat cast role.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: And he says it has beef tallow in it, so
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: she won't eat it, which is why I've made it
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: the day she's coming.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Also, does he have Celiac's disease? So why gluten free? No?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: I feel like he's just thinks that that's healthier, and
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: he always really no, but I think he might think that,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: and he hopped on the trend. Why is he chosen
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: to make this something she cannot eat when she is
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: coming that day?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: He's afraid that starting this afternoon he's gonna have to
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: only eat salads right to get all that those meat
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: products in before she arrives.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I did give him credit that he's also
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: made rice and beans and tofu for her for the
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: airport because she won't have food on the flight. So
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: he's gonna give it to her at the airport, which
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: is weird, Like I would I don't understand.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: She's coming all the way from Brazil to California. At
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: some point she was able to eat.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't you want to just like go home first, or
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: like stop for something on the way home, or like
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: you don't want to stay in the airport and eat something.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: It's like, here's your tupperware.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's eat at Lax. No, you just want to
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: leave Lax the second you can possibly leave.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: So instead of ringing like a key or a sign
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: or some Americana flowers, he's bringing her tupperware of tofu.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: And a thermos of beans.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: But then he adds some sort of spice that translates
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: to grab your wife.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: It kind of does sound He's like it. He says,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: I hope this like works on her, this magic. So
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: he's kind of into magic too, but with cooking.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: But with cooking, okay, all right.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: I was really worried when he said secret ingredient it
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: was going to be meat, and I was like, fuck you.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if he was going to put something in
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: it and not tell her. Yeah, yeah, like just just a
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: little bacon fat she won't notice.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. So he's so excited she's coming for good.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: He brought her chocolates, which I hope are vegan, and
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: he's waving a huge Brazilian flag. She's just like the
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: size of my red flag and what that was? Cute?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: They embrace. They are ball both bawling like Alec Murdoch
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: on the stand crying. There's so much, just tears and snot.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: I couldn't tell who's crying harder, but it was definitely him.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: He was crying way harder than she.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, And she goes, don't cry.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: You are the chosen. The universe chose you. And he says, well,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: I put a lot of work into this to make
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: this happen, because he has to contradict her and get
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: credit at this moment at the nice at the airport,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: and she jokingly gets down down on one knee and
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: sarcastically says, thank you Thomas for everything you do for me.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: You did the K one visa and I'm here because
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: of you only and God first, God.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Well, he did do all the K one visa stuff,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: but I don't know. We're starting out with the Vickersons
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: and I don't like it.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: Yes, So then he gives you the thermos of beans
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: and tupperware of rice and tofu and she's like, am
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: I supposed to eat this here at the airport? And
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: he's like, we'll find it. We'll find a place there
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: aren't I don't there's no like cute outdoor areas. After
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: you hit arrival there does she.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Say, I'm going to be starving, Please bring me some food.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Why did he do?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: It's so weird? And then she's like, oh, I am
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: hungry though, and she starts to drink the beans out
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: of the thermos and she says delicious. And he was
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: so happy that she liked them. So they get her luggage.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: The big suitcase is destroyed and he asks if it's
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: filled with tiny stuff and she says yes, and he
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: says she has miniature shoes on her fingers in their
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: talking head and like this little shoes And he says,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know why you need this stuff. It's an addiction.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: And she says it's a tool that has gotten us
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: where we are, and he's like making fun of her,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: and he goes so far with this dumb joke. He's like, oh, well,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: you're gonna get called by the I R S and
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: the I R S is gonna say, well, what is
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: this stuff for? And you're gonna say, it's a business expense.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: The IRS guy is going to be like, what what
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: is this? This is a business expense? This bit you're
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: gonna call this and you're gonna get audited and that
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: he goes on.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: And You're like, she's not a citizen. The IRS doesn't
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: apply to her yet you dun't quit talking.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: Stop talking, and she's like trying to laugh and be
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: a good sport. But I hated it. And I couldn't
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: tell if I hated it because it reminds me of
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: me because he's taking a joke way too far, or
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: if it was just universally annoying what he was doing,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: Like we get the joke.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: Uh, it's a combo. It's a combo. And also I
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: don't think you do that.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: But okay, I do not like him already.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: I am very upset about the way he lives. And
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: like Annabelle and Shay's place, she's gonna have to get
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: in there and with that into shape, like like it
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: was a perfectly fine, nice looking modern apartment.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, he's furniture, just tumforable places to sit.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: He's gonna have to give her one whole section that
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: will be like like a corner cabinet and be like, yeah,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: lord is sailing, go for it. Put all your shit
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: in there, and then the rest he can keep neat.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: But she's gonna have to have a space for that
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: expression and a couch. They're gonna also have to get
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: a couch, I'm sorry. Yeah, and not a pullout, not
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: a Murphy bed.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: No, no, a couch.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: All right. So we're gonna end with Mallory and Rash
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: and oh no boy okay. So they're headed out and
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: she's like, oh my gosh, doesn't feel real like this
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: time we're leaving were leaving together, and he says, I
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: do not, I will not. I do not cry again,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: and she goes, you can. He's okay, So I'm talking.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Eddie says, my family and friends are happy that I
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: have found a wonderful woman, but they wonder like why
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: I couldn't find in Turkey. So first they go to
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: see his friends. His friends are Domla, Ali and Can
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: and they have all their bags like Can you leave
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: them in the car, but I guess not. They have
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: to drag him everywhere they go. There's a bunch of food,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: they do cheers with their drinks and she's like, I
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: don't know what that was. It was a drink, a
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: milk drink called our ak iracky rocky and she goes
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: that shit was gross goros and he goes what, He
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: goes the rocky, She goes yeah. He goes no, and
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: she goes no, that shit was nasty, nasty and gross.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: He's like, oh my god, god. I literally wrote the
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: all out phonetically Gully Ross.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: So also one of his friends I felt like looked
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: like a hotter z Ed.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: The friend that was the hotter z Ed also seemed
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: to have an Irish accent.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: Hmmm. Interesting.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: And at first I wrote it and then I erased it,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: and then I wrote it, and then I raced it
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: because I was like, did it sign it anyway? So
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: they're sitting with the friends and they're saying, okay, do
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: you have all your paperwork together? And I said the
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: one guy who signs Irish question Mark says, oh, everything
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: is going to be so hard when you're there, And
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: Rachid says, yes. Now, obviously something happened here that they
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: spliced out, because they go from do you have the
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: paperwork to rush sheet saying in Turkey, men are the
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: head of the household, and if you're not the head
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: there in America there could be arguments like she has
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: an ex, she's friends with her ex. Yes, it's in
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: the past, but it's very uncomfortable. So he's speaking in Turkish,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know the language, speaking in his language, and
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: the friends translates to her, yeah, and Mallard goes, okay,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: and you're talking to her, she goes, I have a
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: good friend named Brandon. We were not Dayton. We were
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: not Dayton. It was just I don't know, like friends
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: with benefits. And culturally Rash doesn't understand that men and
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: women hanging out can just be friends. Well, yes, and no,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: you did used to bang him, so that's a different
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: element to he's just your friend.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's not all people in America are okay
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: with that.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not. So she says to the group, She's well,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: Brandon and I are just friends and we haven't had
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: anything physical in years, and you know, when I was
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: in my accident, he really stepped up and he did
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: not have to do that. So now we find out
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: that a year ago she and one of her best
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: friends and the mom and a seven month old son.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Now I assume the seven month old son is the
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: seven month old son of her friend. Yeah, because the
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: way she said it was like it could be the
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: seven month old son of any of those women that
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: were discussing. But they were in a very serious and
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: traumatic car accident. They were just driving along listening to
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: the Jonas Brothers as you do, and her friend Michaela said,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: is that car in nar Lane? And that's all she remembers.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: She remembers the impact and blacking out and coming to
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: and screaming and not knowing what was going on. It
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: sounds horrible, and she had to have emergency surgery and
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: they took three feet of her intestines out. So at
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: that time, because she's in the hospital for so long
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: with this surgery, her friend Brandon took care of her
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: dogs for her so she wouldn't have to worry about that.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: And she says, and just because Rash has a problem
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: with it, it's not a good reason to end my friendship.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: He's been a great friend to me. Okay, now here online.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: I feel like there are way more problematic things about
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: her group of friends than the fact that she used
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: to bang Brandon, right and.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: It let's go Brandon it is we're gonna find out.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I like them together, like they seem so
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: cute together, but like he's going to be freaking miserable
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: there with all of her friends that want to deport him.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: Why can't they move to Turkey?
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: It's so beautiful, Oh my gosh, that town was so gorgeous, marmorous.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: So Rash is saying, you know, even if I was
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: friends with an ex and we were around each other,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: I would remember our dates and that would mess with
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: my head. And the friends like, yeah, that could bother you.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: I get why you're upset, and he says, and when
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: we live under the same roof, the rules are inevitably
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: going to change. And the friend translates that to Mallory
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: and she goes, I don't know, and then she says,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: when I meet your friend, we will see. So'm talking head.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: She says, at this point in my life, I do
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: not want a man telling me what I can and
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: cannot do. And he says, well, I can say when
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: I want to say, and you must listen and because
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: you will be my wife, and she goes, no, we
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: were not going to be in Turkey and that is
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: not how it is in America. And if that's the case,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to be your wife, point blank. Period.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: So he's just looking at her like wait what because
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: he's like, I say, and you do it because you're
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: my wife. And she's like, yeah, no.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: They should have maybe discussed this before.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: I feel like they have. But okay. So the next
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: morning they talk about how they had sex all night
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: and he says, when she left me, you know, six
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: months ago or whatever, I closed my belt, but last
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: night I open my belf because I want to make baby.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god stop. I was like, I
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: don't know how strict muscle you are.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: If you're I know, it's always that. It's it's you
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: want where I want you to obey me, and I'm
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: not Muslim enough where I still get to I still
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: want to have sex with you.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: Right. It's similar to Mido, right, you know, it's similar
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: to several most guys. So today they're going over to
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: Rassia's sister's house to say goodbye. So they've said goodbye
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: to the friends, and now they're going to say goodbye
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: to the family. The family won't be able to come
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: to all the wedding festivities in America, so they want
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: to do a Turkish tradition before the wedding, salt in
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: the coffee like we saw with Chicaina and Sarper totally
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: and they're like, oh my god. His mom Rauss's mom
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: Ali a l i y e. Later they pronounce it differently,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: like amy, but I'm going to say Eli because it's al. Anyway,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: let's just say Rasha's mom. Rash. His mom really loves Mallory.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: So we see him chatting. They're chatting with the brothers.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: There's just every shot is a new brother, his brother brother,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: another brother, who's this other brother? This is Daryl and
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: mother brother Daryl. So the brothers and the mom and
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: there are some other people there that aren't introduced that
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: maybe your brother's And Rash is telling his mom it
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: could be two years until our return, and mom says,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: I will keep my eyes on the road looking for you.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: Oh that was sweet. So they do the salt in
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: the coffee and it represents life won't always be sweet.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: You have to be able to handle the sweet coffee
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: and the salt the bad times. And so she decides
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: how much salt to put in the coffee, and you
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: remember she kind of dumped the entire thing in. Uh,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: she puts one little teaspoon. He chugs it. Oh, they're
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: gonna have a great life. So he tells her to
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: go with the women's and he sits there with the
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: men and he chat and they say, how could you
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: move away from this paradise, you know, this town? And
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: they're like, how what are you going to be doing
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: for work? He explains he can't work for a few months. No,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: it's longer than that, way longer, way longer. You can't
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: work for a few months. And the brothers were like, well,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: you know, you have to help the parents. You have
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: to help our parents, because we find out they lost
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: their house in this big earthquake in February twenty twenty three.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: There is a very big earthquake there. It collapsed their home.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: We see that their home fell in. The dad managed
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: to get out of the parents managed to save themselves,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: but the house did fall on the dad. Yeah, they're
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: still living in a tent and a container. I guess,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: like what FEMA gives out like this containers and now
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: they're trying to rebuild the house and the financial responsibility
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: falls on himself and his siblings, and so he needs
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: to be able to work for that to send money
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: to his parents, and in Turkey it's very important for
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: the man to make money for his family. And he says,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: but I haven't talked to her about this, and I
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: hope she won't be upset, but I am going to
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: have to help my family.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: Jes Again, they've never talked about this before.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: Things that you need to talk about beforehand. So he
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: says to them, I'm gonna talk to Mallory about this
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: because I won't be working and I won't have income
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: right away. She's going to be supporting me, so I'll
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: have to talk to her about sending the money. So
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: now they're saying goodbye, and Rash is saying, we must go,
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: we must go. Everybody cries and they hug goodbye, and
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: they're talking to Head. Rash says, when I think of
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: goodbye with my family, it is not good. I am sad.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: And when will I get to come back again, I
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: don't know. So talking to Head, his mom says, when
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: I see him. I see my little boy, my small child,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: even though he's grown. My pain and my love is indescribable.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: And so she comes while she's speaking, he comes up
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: and hugs and kisses her on the camera and he's like, mom,
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: don't be sad. Talking to him, Mallory goes. I see
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: his mom crying. It just tears me apart. You know,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: he's doing all this for me, and I'm feeling this
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: pressure and hoping we're not making this huge mistake. They
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: get in the car and they leave. The sister throws
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: water from a picture. Did you notice this. No, the
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: sister has a huge picture and throws water behind the car.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: So I looked this up, and this means travel safely
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: and SMOOTHI and return like water. It means go and
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: return like water smoothly.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's all the Sarper metaphors. Like they say in Turkey.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: Like they say in Turkey man like water.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: And Donkey kicks makes ass out of you and me.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: It flows like water and returns like my penis returns
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: to your vagina. That's what Sarper would say. So yeah,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: next day they're headed to the airport. So I imagine they
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: did all this saying goodbye to people, and then they're
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: slowly making their way to where maybe is Dimple or
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: wherever the big airport is. So he says, look, baby,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: for a while in the States, I can't work, so
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: I'm going to need to talk to the president about that.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump, can I do that? And they laugh and
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: laugh about Donald Trump.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: He says Donald Tubb first, well, and they been tub
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: They laugh and they say he's famous in Turkey for
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: his dancing, which I guess this is trying to dance.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know whatever. Who cares. So she's asking how
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: do you feel? And she says, it's not easy what
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: you're doing, like you're leaving. You're leaving this beautiful place
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: to live in bump fuck Alabama, and they both cry,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: and he says, but when I'm there, I can't work,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: and that's when I'm gonna feel poor. And I don't
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: want to feel that way. And I mean, I think
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: that's a language barrier. I think he's thinking like, I
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: won't feel like I'm worth anything because I'm not making
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: any money. You know, I think pour is the wrong word.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: So I'm talking to Eddie says, yeah, my brothers have
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: been asking me how I will show respect to support
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: my parents financially and emotionally. And I'm very nervous to
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: talk to Mallory about money. So he says to her
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: in the car, he goes, look, after a few months,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: my mother may call and say can I send this money?
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: And I worry you'll say no. And she goes, well,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: we could definitely discuss it, but you know, I have
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: a mortgage and a car payment and bills, and I'm
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: supporting you, so you can't just say yes if they
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: ask for money. And he goes, but we can't fight
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: about this because my parents will need the help. And
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: she's like, okay, So they're talking to it together. She says,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: why are you just now telling me that we have
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: to send money? Yeah, and he says, well, I talk
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: to my brothers and you can just work one day
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: and then that will be for my parents. And she goes.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: She goes because you know they live in a tent.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: She goes, right, but money doesn't work. That we doesn't
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: work that way, that I work one day, that money,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: I can't do that. He says, you can help, but
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: you don't want to help. I can feel it, and
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: she goes, of course, I want to help. I don't
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: make that much money. Though you haven't live there. You
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: haven't seen what comes in and what goes out, because
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: as soon as I get paid, boom, my money has
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: gone to bills. And he goes, yeah, you say this,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: but I feel like it's bullshit.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: Oh well, he'll see, he'll see. I think she makes
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: a lot of money.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: I can't remember what her job is, or if she
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: already told us, I can either. But next time on
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: Paula and Thomas go to his stupid apartment and she
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: literally is like, what the fuck fixed all this? Or
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: I'm leaving? Like no. Rashid arrives and everybody goes full
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: redneck on him, and one guy is wearing a shirt
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: that is always hilarious that says back to back World
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: War Champions and yeah yeah, and then rash gets mad
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: because Brandon is coming to visit, and she says, this
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: is my house and I'm the boss here. No, let's
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: don't do any of that either. Mallory, Asha and her
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: friend Patricia speak to each other in tongues by a
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: river about the visa. If they're both speaking in tongues,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: can they understand it? Or only God can understand unclear.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: It's important. It's the important thing is that the devil
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: can't understand. Oh okay, okay, remember this is the one
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: language the devil does not speak.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: Right, and nor do they speak it either, because it's fake.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: So they say they're saying it's it's vital for.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: I didn't say it. Mary Payne said it.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: I have gotten DMS from people saying I grew up
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: going to a Pentecostal skirt church where people speak in
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: tongues and it doesn't sound like this. Oh really, but
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: maybe every but maybe every Pentecostal church has their own language.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: We don't know and we're not going to find out here.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: There's regional things like.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Pentecostal speaking in tongue. So but they have come
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: up with her. Asia and Patricia come up with the
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: fact that it's vital that she goes to Nigeria. So
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: now are we just putting her on the other way?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: What are we doing? Okay, yeah, this is my note.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: Debbie and Meto have an argument. No further information, No
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: one is She's friends say that maybe Annabelle is a
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: male order bride right to her face, and she says,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: people think this, and then the talking and she goes,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: I left my family for this to be treated this way.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: So that's a good old fashioned xenophobia. Does best?
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: Oh God help me. Okay, guys, it's time for Kimberly's Corner.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: This is where Kimberly tells us what happened on Diaries
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: this week.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: Yay, yay, it's called The episode is called Dear Diary.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: I have a big secret.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: Oh they're all everybody always has a big secret.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: Always have a big secret. Klani is the first one
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: we're seeing, okay, and we're seeing flashbacks of her beginning
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: with a sueylu. It's sad because their story gots so dark,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: so so sad. And she says he was really never
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: faithful to her, and he told her that she was
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: crazy and that she had two high expectations.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: He was a version when he met her. Yeah, so
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: he said, well, true, true, true, true, good point.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: So he gave her a hall pass because of the cheating.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: And she was going to supposed to be allowed to
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: kiss this other guy, but she had an affair. She
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: slept with this other guy, and I say, go for it.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: And not Dallas, a different guy.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: It is Dallas's She is still with the Hall Pass Guy.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: She calls him the Hall Pass guy.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: Dallas also father of one of her children.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, so they met because she put out a post
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: on somewhere on social media saying if anyone is in
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: Irvine and can help me move tomorrow, let me know.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: Polynesian people preferred, lol, And I was like, is this people?
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: Do you just ask random strangers to help you move?
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: And then if you're on TV do you do that
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: and people will just come? And so he offered to help.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: He messaged her and she offered to pay, which I
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: was relieved, and he's and he found a friend to help.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: So he's like, you have two guys to help me move?
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: And then we learn that he had already been following
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: her because he thought she was pretty and he thought
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: that she and her ex husband were funny, so he
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: was a fan.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: Uh okay.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: So they've been together for over three years and they
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: have a baby named Messina and she just a fertile
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: myrtle this gal and she got pregnant nine months into
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: the relationship, but they had been talking about having a
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: kid from the very first week. So if everyone was
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: so like and I'm still anti Issuelu, he's a piece
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: of shit, but he had not let her use birth
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: controls or not, would never use a condom, and she'd right,
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: and she got pregnant multiple times, but it sounds like
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: she does she wanted to dedicate with Dallas, so I
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: don't know. So they get dressed up for Halloween and
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: they go trigger treating at Colleeni's house sister, and she
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: says she loves Halloween and being a witch for the
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: day and then blaming it on the costume, which is funny.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: And then Plani tells her sister that their new daughter
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: is a lot of work. She's over a year old,
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: and she's harder than the boys, the two little boys.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: But Dallas is very helpful. However, the other night she
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: woke up and he works the night shift. She woke
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: up in the middle of the night. He should have
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: been home by then, and she looked at his phone
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: location and it was down the street at two am,
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: And she feels like something is it right, But she
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: doesn't know if she should bring it up because she's
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: trying not to be paranoid because of what a Suelou
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: did to her. She's trying not to let that trauma
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: cause problems, right, But then then we see it happens again.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: She goes into the bathroom to film herself with a
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: pimple patch on and says, I just looked. It's three
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: in the morning and he is down the street again, same.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: Place, the same house is in the park. What's he doing?
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: Yes to a two minute walk away?
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: It said, Oh, I hop on your feet and go.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I leave the kids and it's fine.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: Take the baby mom to walk right out.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So she goes to therapy, but really she has
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: a video session sitting in the car in the garage
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: because it's the only quiet place in the house, and
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: her therapist calls her Lannie, which I've never heard anyone
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: call her that. Oh. So she tells her what's happening
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: and is it worth for up or is it just
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: her trauma for missuelou making more out of this? And
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: I was like, no, this is you should find out.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: She starts crying. The therapist says, it's fine that you're
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: questioning him about this. You should but use eye statements
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: and focus on how you're feeling. And she's scared because
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: she doesn't want to know if it's true that he's cheating,
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: and then it'll ruin everything. So three days later she
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: brings it up and she doesn't use her eye statements,
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: and he says she forgets, and he says, what, I
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: just sit in my car and I like to decompress
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: because I'm coming home from work. And she's like in
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: the middle of the night, and he says, you know,
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: she's also which I feel like she was thinking, is
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: I'm a mom of three, I don't get to decompress, right, Yeah.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: So she's like, why can't you decompress at home? And
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: he says, well, I'm around people all day at work,
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: so I like to just sit in my car and
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: listen to music and I don't want to bother you
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: were the kids And she says okay, So she's which
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: I get. I totally get. But also the kids are
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: sleeping at that time.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: It's two am, so you could is it.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: You just don't want to talk to her for a while.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: You want to decompress and just not talk to anyone,
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: And maybe she needs to give you some quiet time
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: when you come home from work. Yeah, but maybe she
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: just wants to talk to an adult because she's been
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: with the kids.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: But is she awake when he comes home at two am?
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: I guess sometimes.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: So she says, so you're not having sex with a
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: girl in the backseat and and he says, have you
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: seen my bleep box? And I don't know what that means?
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: And she says what And I did not understand if
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: someone could explain, is just like a sex box? Does
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: he have a box of sex porn? I don't know
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: what's happening? And it was a joke, like they're joking around,
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: very weird, okay, And then I'm gonna need when they
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: bleep things on the show for someone to for them
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: to just give me a first letter so that I
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: can understand what's happening.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: Did he show his mouth when he said it?
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: Or yeah? But I couldn't figure it out.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: So she says, I trust you. I just got triggered
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: because of my ex and he gets it. He's very understanding.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: And she says, maybe if you're going to be more
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: than fifteen minutes late, you could text me, and he
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: says totally. And he says, I want you to feel
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: safe in the relationship. It'll just take time. And she says, well,
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: we've been together for three years and he says, I
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: don't care if it takes five or ten years, and
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: she says bon er alert because she's thought his being
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: understanding was very sexy. And then they go and have
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: makeup sex.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: Is Dallas Polynesian?
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I didn't that. He also has the same
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: like sleeve of tattoos that like, I feel like he's
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: working on the tattoos. The funny thing is is like
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: her dad, who is from SAMOI told her do not
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 2: date a man from my place because they are horrible.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: They cheat their treat room when like crap. She when
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: she anyway got pregnant with the sueylu and and he
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: cheated her on turn treated her like crap. And then
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: she picked another Polynesian man.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: He seems to be nice so far.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: So he seems to be nice so far. So fingers crossed.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: So Emily and my dad's favorite Kobe come back, come
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: at So they have their gorgeous kids. I don't even
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: like kids, but their kids are cute. And and then
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 2: we see like the clip of Kobe meeting uh what
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: what's his COVID COVID first kids cob yes, Cobin for
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: the first time, they are all reading with the kids
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: in bed. When somebody farts and they all laugh and
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: then Copen says, Mom, why is your belly getting big?
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: And she says it's not, but she is pregnant with
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: baby number four. But it's the secret. She's the one
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: who has the secret. And Kobe's dad has just passed away.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: I met the dad last time. Oh yeah, he was
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: very sick, but Kobe wasn't able to go see him
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: at the end, so he said, they hang up a
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: photo of him in the living room, and he wants
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: to teach the kids how kind the dad was and
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: he loved everybody. And I was like, didn't he have
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: like twenty five kids with many wives? He did love everybody.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: Well, when I asked Kobe about that, when I talked
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: to them the second time on the interview, he was like, no, no, no,
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: that's not what I meant. I didn't mean the first
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: time he kind of said, my dad had lots of women,
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: so I had lots of these siblings. And the second time
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: he kind of walked it back and was like, no, oh,
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: I didn't mean it like that, you know. I was like,
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: he's not listening, so I don't really actually know, but
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: I do know that she's got siblings and he's got
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: other siblings.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he seemed nice.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: He seemed very very they were various of the kids.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. And we see a clip from the wedding
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: that they had in Cameroon and Kobe's dad tells Emily's dad,
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: thank you for taking care of your son like my son,
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: and it's very sweet. So they're gonna tell the kids
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: they're pregnant. They set it up like a photo shoot
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: and they show the kids the ultrasound and the kids
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: don't know what an ultrasound is.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: They're like, is that a black and white drawing of
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: a shrimp? What is it? What?
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: Fuck? And they're like, we're having a baby. There's a baby.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 2: And mommy's telling me you're gonna have another baby. And
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: they're like, okay, we already have a baby.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: Babies, have another another one.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: And she says the kid's reactions were exactly what I
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: was hoping for, and I was like, okay, really because
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 2: it doesn't seem like they were.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: That excited at all.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: But the photos came out really cute. So then we
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: meet we see Cleo, who at first thought I wrote Chloe,
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 2: I Love Chloe, and I was like, no, that's not Chloe.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: That's Cleo Cleo, Yeah, Leo love Cleo. She's in England,
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: she's thirty five. I forgot she was actually from Italy,
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: but she's been in London for sixteen years and that's
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 2: why her accent is a little like not tip.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, that's right.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: So she's going to Soul, South Korea to get a
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: bunch of feminizing surgeries, gender affirming surgeries. And she saw
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: what happened to Darcy and Stacey and Turkey, and she
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: was like, South Korea is where it's at.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not going to know.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So she's getting her boobs done and a bunch
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 2: of face face surgeries. Then we see a flashback of
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 2: her ninety day journey with Christian. I forgot how much
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 2: I hated this teach bag. He was dating a transwoman,
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 2: like an experiment, and he was never that into her
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: and he was just trying to see if he could
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 2: be into her. It was weird at it, And so
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: she got the surgery. She got first surgery, facial surgery
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: after she dated him, but she really didn't like the
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: results and they had to go back in and fix them.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 2: So now she is going to a place that she's
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 2: been researching for years. It's the number one plastic surgery
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: hospital in South Korea. But she's still very nervous and
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: she's going there alone, which made me really sad, and
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: I was like, I would have gone with you. I
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: don't like that.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't have surgery alone.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: So she tells us how she always knew has a kid.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: Her outside did not reflect her inside, how she felt
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: on the inside. She meets with the surgeon and she
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 2: explains how she's a model. She still needs strong features
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: in her face, and they explained how the incision marks
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: are going to be inside her mouth. And she started
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 2: hormone therapy ten years ago and she did grow some
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: small size A boobs, but she doesn't like the shape
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: and the asymmetry, and she's self conscious. She feels like
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: a teenager. And at this point I realized that with
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: the short hair, she looks like Millie Bobby Brown.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: Oh that's a compliment.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: So she's torn about the size because she thinks if
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: she goes too small, it'll emphasize what she thinks is
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: her broad chest, which I thought was hilarious because girl,
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 2: I would I'm twice as broad, Like literally, if you
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 2: could put two of her and I have line back.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: Her shoulders, well, I don't know about that, but her
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: frame is so her frame is very very.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 2: Slight, so small. She's very small boned, so but she
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: had also liked to have cleavage, but she doesn't want
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 2: to go too big. At her hotel, she puts toilet
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 2: paper in her to see what size she should do,
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: and she says, I used to do this all the
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 2: time as a kid. Oh, and then she says, these
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: poor trees, I'm so sorry, and it's like, you can
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: use that toilet paper after So she says, this one's
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: too big, like mommy, like guys would eat that up literally,
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: but this side is like legend model iconique. So she's
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: decided to go with closer to the bee cup, which.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: I think is smart, yes, because she's very very thin
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: and like yeah, Willowie, yes, yeah.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 2: So she goes to the surgery and after the surgery,
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 2: she looks crazy. There's so many tubes of blood coming
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 2: out of her mouth and her chest just drainage. Three
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 2: days later, she's a little swollen, but still looks really good,
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 2: like not really bruised. She looks good, and she says,
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 2: this has been so hard to do alone in a
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 2: foreign country next time, because I do want more surgeries,
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 2: I will have someone go with me to help me.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: And then five days postop, the swelling is like gone.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 2: She looks great, her face looks amazing, and she loves
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 2: her boobs. She loves the size. She feels like she
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 2: fits more, her body fits more with when she feels good.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 2: Then she's flying home. Her luggage won't close because she's
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: bought so much Korean beauty product, which I thought was
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: super relatable because they have like really good beauty frus,
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 2: yes they do, so she and then she thanks the
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: room for taking care of her noma. Stay to the room, okay,
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: and then back in home. Two weeks later, her friend
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 2: Georgina comes over and they're doing a sexy photo shoot
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 2: to show off her snatched face and boobies, and she
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 2: says Korea has changed her inside it out and she's
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: ready to hit the dating market. So okay, next time,
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 2: next time, Oh my god, next time appears to only
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 2: be Tiffany, Tim and Cole a Cole from Hunt for Love,
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 2: Oh why exactly, the two guys who dated Jen together
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 2: and Tiffany, So she tells them that something happened with
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: Ronnie and she was going to propose to him. Then
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 2: he found the ring and their relationship status has changed.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 2: And then Tim tells her you need a real man
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 2: like me, and then they the three of them are
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 2: at a bar and they start saying that Tim says
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 2: he like misses. He hasn't been with a woman in
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 2: a long time. And so Tim and Tiffany start kissing
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 2: in front of Cole as like a like, let's just
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 2: kiss for fun, I guess, and Cole is just watching
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 2: and clapping. It's very weird. Then Cole's in this scene
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 2: felt so fake. Cole says, things with Jen are really toxic,
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 2: but I am scared to break up with her because
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 2: she might murder me. And Tim and Tiffany say, call
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 2: her right now, call her, call her, And so he's
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: gonna call because he wants to be on TV. So
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 2: he's gonna call her on TV for a breakup. And
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 2: it felt fake.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, And I mean I thought they were like still
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: together or or whatever. But that's so weird. It's so
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: weird if that actually worked out that they were still together.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 2: That's because they both wanted thought they could be on
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 2: a spin off.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 1: And maybe they are. We just haven't seen it yet,
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was weird and like stockersh like possessive. I
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 2: hated both of them. We're both annoying.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean because after ninety day og, I mean,
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: we've got we have to go through the cycle. But
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: I mean we could come back around and they could
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: be on BT ninety. I mean it would be a
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: year from now. But I mean, you know, what is time?
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they film who knows. Yeah, she was in America for.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 1: She was for a long time while Yeah, just where's
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: your kid?
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: Where's your kid?
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 1: And the words of Rob fucking kids? Okay what Rob
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 1: says about jazzon where are you kids? Fucking kids? We
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 1: don't ever want to give Rob any credit for anything.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: But that's funny.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 1: But that is funny. It's funny, and it applies to.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: So many people on this show. Yes, yeah, Jasmine.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of the men, Jennifer.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 2: For a lot of them men.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys. That is it. So again I'll remind
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: you like I did at the beginning, Thursday, we are
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 1: doing Pink Shade Live. That is for the ten dollars
• 1:42:43
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• 1:42:47
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• 1:42:52
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• 1:42:57
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• 1:43:01
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• 1:43:05
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• 1:43:08
  Speaker 1: and we will reply with an answer, because if you
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 1: DM me, I mean it's it's a fifty to fifty
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 1: chance I want to see it. Especially people dem me
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 1: all the time on my personal Instagram and I'm like,
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 1: I'm never going to see that. I never look at it.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 1: I never look at it.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 2: That's like me with Facebook. If you've ever sent me
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 2: a Facebook message.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 1: I've tagged you on Facebook on things and like two
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: weeks later you'd be like, I know, I'm my girl.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 1: That was two weeks ago.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 2: And you're lucky it wasn't two months ago, because that's
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 2: I go on Facebook, no joke every four months.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 1: Probably did you have like a Facebook group moderator that
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 1: could go on there and do stuff for you?
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 2: I would love that. Yeah, just ask it any volunteers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what are your listeners? Will do it? Theres a
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 1: lot of listeners out there that are like, oh, I
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 1: moderate four Facebook groups. Nope, I'll just add your's no problem,
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  Speaker 1: and they just check to make sure no words were
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  Speaker 1: flagged or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, great, we have a.
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  Speaker 1: Couple of listeners to do it for us. Shout out
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  Speaker 1: to Jess and Leslie and Kristen and Ingrid of course
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  Speaker 1: everybody that's it. Thank you very very much, and we'll
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 1: be keeping you posted this week on the Bunkie and
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 1: back Door Friends Pink Shade and Little Mistery Gap meetup
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  Speaker 1: that will be October tenth in New York City. It
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 1: is booked. We're just trying to get that special hotel
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 1: rate for everybody before we give all the information. But
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 1: if you want to go ahead and book your flight Kimberly,
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 1: then just know it is happening. It's the books, The
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 1: venue is books. We're just waiting to get a hotel
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  Speaker 1: rate and we'll let you know. Yay, hey, and that's it.
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  Speaker 1: I'll see you later this week with some plathfill Oh