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28 - S2Ep3: Take Him, He’s Mine · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: He said it again.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to keep this toy.
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: That's our new commercial.
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  Speaker 2: On the Luni.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to on Lani. Keeping it.
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  Speaker 1: On the Lunai is part of the Odd Pods media network.
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: Yo toy was a thing back when, like noise was right,
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: that was there was a point where we were just randomly,
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: for some reason, completely mispronouncing the words. I think was
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  Speaker 2: how tight it.
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  Speaker 3: Was popular Austin Powers. Wait, that's right, it was in
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  Speaker 3: one of the Powers. I think it was the third one.
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: Did you guys in middle school like his skin? Did
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: you guys like greet each other just like this, just
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: do ahead nod?
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I still do that to people, what do
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  Speaker 2: you mean in middle school?
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: That's why I saw it all the time.
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: I also still like do the like the British fuck
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: you instead of peace signs and like pictures. People are
• 1:34
  Speaker 2: always like, oh, it's a peace sign and I'm like, no.
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: No, it ain't. I have ha calling everybody dude, I
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  Speaker 1: do toun and I'm not from California, but.
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  Speaker 4: Thing. Yeah, I mean, I use the word awesome a
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  Speaker 4: lot and everybody just goes, wow, you're old.
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  Speaker 1: What awesome?
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  Speaker 2: Awesome a word?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What's wrong with awesome, who makes fun of you? Give
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  Speaker 1: me names. I'm gonna go see him.
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  Speaker 2: I have an assignment for you, Met. I want you
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  Speaker 2: instead of every time you were gonna say awesome, I
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  Speaker 2: want you to swap it out and I want you
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  Speaker 2: to say tubular, and then I want you to report
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  Speaker 2: back if the looks are worse than.
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  Speaker 5: Radical.
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I tried to bring rad back in like twenty ten.
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  Speaker 2: I said it so much that I got a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of my friends saying it and they're like, do this
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  Speaker 2: fucking rad?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we had that one friend that was right on.
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  Speaker 1: Everything was right on.
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  Speaker 4: I see that sometimes.
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: And then we had a friend who just made up
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  Speaker 1: words like woshes.
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: Earlier today, I tried to use the word sisty and
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  Speaker 2: my mom was like, I don't think that's a word,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, well, so I could be like
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  Speaker 2: a sister. Yeah, and sisty.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's officially in the dictionary, but
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  Speaker 1: it's a word.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But like shisty is like the action word version
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  Speaker 2: of shyster.
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  Speaker 1: Like being shisty, oh, shistery. Yeah, a shark heuterie of shystery,
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  Speaker 1: fuck with a shark with a shark. It's on the
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: Luna after Dark. We're a little crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome Yeah, welcome. Hi, Hello, Hi, Hi.
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  Speaker 1: You have been Hi. Hi, nice to meet you.
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  Speaker 2: Do something new? Hey, Gina, who's that next to you?
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: Who's our guest today?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, that's my husband, Matt Well Well back, mister Wells.
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  Speaker 4: I came back. They invited me back for another episode.
• 3:38
  Speaker 3: You didn't run screaming.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't scare you away last week. Congrats your
• 3:44
  Speaker 2: hair again.
• 3:46
  Speaker 4: Am still alive?
• 3:54
  Speaker 2: That is like the minimum threshold for success is that
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  Speaker 2: you are alive, So you have a success life.
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: Goals to do anything interesting there in this past week
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  Speaker 1: that we since we saw you.
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  Speaker 4: Probably work, which is not that exciting.
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: And what do you do for work?
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  Speaker 4: I work for a company called LinkedIn, just owned by Microsoft,
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  Speaker 4: a small company.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't even tell you his job title. I'm like
• 4:24
  Speaker 1: it question mark, I Wear Many Eyes.
• 4:33
  Speaker 3: That's one of those apps I have and I check
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  Speaker 3: it like one year.
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  Speaker 4: Linked If you're looking for a new yeah, or if
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  Speaker 4: you're training or wanting to learn new things for your job.
• 4:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I get lots of stuff from recruiters. There's games, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: check them out.
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  Speaker 2: If you're the one lady at my office, while you're
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  Speaker 2: out on your leave. You use it to post pictures
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  Speaker 2: of the baseball games and your new resume. That's what
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  Speaker 2: you use it for.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe not that wise open to work. Yeah, I was like, wow,
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  Speaker 1: you know we can see this, right, Janet. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why I picture mom's name.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I accidentally started a group chat last night, no,
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  Speaker 2: two nights ago, with my mom, dad, and Kristen. I
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  Speaker 2: did not mean to. I was sending a thing about
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  Speaker 2: Disney or that weird house. I don't even remember what
• 5:40
  Speaker 2: I was sending now, but it was something that like
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  Speaker 2: each of the three of them, I thought would enjoy it,
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  Speaker 2: and I swear to god, I thought I hit send separate,
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  Speaker 2: and the next thing I know, we're all in a
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  Speaker 2: fucking group chat. My mommy answers right away, and then
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  Speaker 2: I was like, no, we do not need to connect me.
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  Speaker 1: You kind of come visit us again, Kristen.
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  Speaker 3: I think she accidentally followed me on Instagram, because you
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  Speaker 3: kind of had that I was being followed by her,
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  Speaker 3: But then I went in and looked and she wasn't
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  Speaker 3: following me anymore. So I think she might have, like.
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  Speaker 2: She followed on the Lunai. She followed okay, because it
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  Speaker 2: notified me too, and I was like, this bitch.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't follow me anymore, mother of you.
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  Speaker 2: It was on the fuck and that it was the
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  Speaker 2: on the Luni account cares. Yeah right, hey Danit, I
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  Speaker 2: hope you like this teaser.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, Janet Hijenna.
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  Speaker 5: I oh, that's so going up.
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  Speaker 2: I like to, you know, share my family with the
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  Speaker 2: world because we are a anomaly of sort of a
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  Speaker 2: nineteen fifties unmarried spinster daughter dynamic and it's so special
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  Speaker 2: and I know.
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  Speaker 1: You guys all like it, so I do, cute, I do.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Our producer is signaling me that she needs some water.
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: She has to hold a cup for her to drink out.
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  Speaker 3: Of because she started when she was little and now
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  Speaker 3: that's the only way she'll drink her water is that
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  Speaker 3: those tiny girls, she'll tap her.
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  Speaker 4: There was a dog that my parents used to babysit
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  Speaker 4: or dog sit, and it wouldn't drink regular water. It
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  Speaker 4: would only drink chicken flavored water.
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  Speaker 3: Oh cheerio, Oh oh wow, chicken flavor.
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  Speaker 1: So his mom like, if they were babysitting, had to
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  Speaker 1: prepare water. Yeah, yeah, what did she she like? Added
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  Speaker 1: some broth in?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, something like that, Yeah, interesting, Well I'm about to
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  Speaker 2: do chicken stock with her, like if she's been sick
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  Speaker 2: and she can't eat, but I still want her to
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  Speaker 2: have some nutrients. But that's weird for an all the
• 7:51
  Speaker 2: time thing. She because she was so small. I think
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  Speaker 2: we talked about this last week. But because she was
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  Speaker 2: so small and she was like about the size of
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  Speaker 2: like a large fast food hamburger, she was afraid of
• 8:02
  Speaker 2: her food dish. She was afraid of her water dish
• 8:05
  Speaker 2: putting her snout in there, and so we got shallower
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  Speaker 2: food bowls. But she just never really got into stick
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: in her face in it. And so then I was like, well, fuck,
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  Speaker 2: I'll just get this little cup, and then she liked that,
• 8:17
  Speaker 2: and so now we have tiny This one came from
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: a recent trip to Diso. I think Kristen was with
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  Speaker 2: me when I bought this one. This has all of
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: the Sanrio characters that have ever existed on it. She
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  Speaker 2: has another one to tell it, Kitty. I bring her
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  Speaker 2: tiny mugs back from trips. She and I have a
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: matching mother daughter mug set and it's from monse Michelle
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  Speaker 2: in France, and we both have She has a tiny
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  Speaker 2: espresso size cup and I have the full sized humid
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  Speaker 2: cup and sometimes and we have that on the weekends
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  Speaker 2: when I drink my coffee and she has her little
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  Speaker 2: cup of water.
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  Speaker 1: I really like the Diso store I have any home
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  Speaker 1: goods and like they have the will sign to translate
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  Speaker 1: the prices, but most of them are like a dollar
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: seventy five hours.
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: Older and their snacks are amazing. I got this little
• 9:10
  Speaker 2: uh not that anyone can see it because this is
• 9:13
  Speaker 2: an audio podcast, Sorry, guys. I got this little peep
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: and he has a top hat and a bow tie
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: and he goes to some of my cameos with me
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  Speaker 2: and he'll say things like you're a cool chick, and
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: I'll like tape him to my shoulder. I get really
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: weird with my cameos if I'm in the mood, if
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a Freddy Prince Junior, all the fuck over it.
• 9:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're looking for a cameo, Tao Turtle on cameo,
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  Speaker 3: do a cameo.
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  Speaker 2: For you, Yeah I will. I'll half ass it or
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: I'll do it good. You just tell me what you want.
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: They only charge what like a book.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm on some of the birthday ones I've thrown
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  Speaker 2: like three pieces of confetti in front of the camera
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  Speaker 2: and like been.
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  Speaker 5: Like yay, Like it goes up.
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  Speaker 3: She did one in the parking lot at the movie theater.
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  Speaker 2: I did one.
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  Speaker 1: I met the audio seemed amazing.
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  Speaker 2: I did the audio. Shit. I did one in Deepot Bay. Well,
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  Speaker 2: my parents were in a store picking out saltwater taffy.
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  Speaker 2: I lean up beginto this weird wood sculpture outside of
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: this restaurant called the Sea Hag, and I was like,
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: what's up. It's your birthday and I'm here in Deepot Bay.
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  Speaker 2: I wish you a happy birthday. And I start singing
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: this is your Birthday's song. It is a very long hey,
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: and there's just like people walking down the street, liked
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: dad coming out of the taffy shop, Like, my mom
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  Speaker 2: takes a picture of me doing my cam.
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  Speaker 1: That's my little girl. You gotta get your parents in
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  Speaker 1: a cameo.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Maybe I've done one hundred and twenty. In a
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  Speaker 2: like a stretch, I had a brief period where I
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: was like sick and I missed one. And so your
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  Speaker 2: like streak starts over, and if your streak's long enough
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: and you're late, they extend it. Usually for you oh,
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: but I've also had to turn down a lot of
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  Speaker 2: creepy people, a lot of weirdos. I went like feet
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  Speaker 2: and boobs, and I'm like, it's a dollar.
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  Speaker 1: You're not getting there for a dollar.
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  Speaker 3: You're getting my face for a dollar.
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, look at the business price. If you want
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: a picture of my foot, okay, it's two hundred and
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  Speaker 2: fifty dollars, then maybe.
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  Speaker 4: Nobody wants to see my feet.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even want to see my own my feet.
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: I think feet are disgusting, They're sweaty, they live in
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  Speaker 2: your shoes, you step on poop in the hall of
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: your house.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: Mine are cute and small. I just have one with
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: a toenail fungus issue. I'm still clearing up. Nobody wants
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: to see that. They probably would just got an active culture.
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: I I I'm sorry, guys, we're gonna get off the
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: foot talk. This is not a Tarantino film. We're gonna just.
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not on that episode of Golden Girls.
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck Jesus. Anyway, does anyone have anything exciting going on?
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: Anything they want to talk about.
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: I've been gaming a lot because the new season A
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: Diablo for came out, and so we've been grinding away
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  Speaker 3: and leveling our characters.
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: That's been a lot of fun. Did you join the
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: functionial grinding?
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: No? I don't have the information for it, but Jeremy
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: and I have our own plan that we found it started.
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: What's your what'd you name your your character? It's Whispering,
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: which is the name. I've used a lot, but I did.
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: I'm doing a incineration sorcerer, which is really fun, lots
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: of fire.
• 12:51
  Speaker 5: I'm enjoying it.
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: I just got her to sixty, so excited.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: I made a necro answer and I named I gave
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: her a name after one of Sophia's things that she
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: calls people botch a galop.
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  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: Did you make a character yet?
• 13:09
  Speaker 4: Aaron?
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  Speaker 3: She hasn't played.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have that.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: Oh you've never played?
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't have it. Isn't it like a subscription
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: or a purchase?
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: Purchase?
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: But it's not a subscription, like wow, it's do you
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: want to tell them the character you made?
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: I made it another necromancer.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: I did necromancer last season, named Necro slop slope.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: You gotta give it a stupid day.
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: Mine was mochy last time. I think like like the traggle.
• 13:41
  Speaker 7: Oh, Okay, you met like like the ice cream like Thatch.
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  Speaker 3: I like doing the minion build on Necro because they
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: just kind of run over everything.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: Right exactly.
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: I gotta get aaron on it because all you do
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: is run around and kill stuff.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: You have so much shit around you, it seems can
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: fight beyond your level. Yeah, like they'll just handle most
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: of it before I even get over there. I think
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: you might enjoy there.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: We'll work on that.
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys know this, but I
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: have like seventy eight podcasts in production and no, I
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: have like four in development, and I work one hundred
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: hours a week and.
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: You have time to play Lego Fortnite.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like once a week with you. So you want
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: me to stop playing Lego Fortnite? No, what will happen
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: to your Chilberry factory?
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, Chillberry.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: My Chilberry factory is just fine.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, the hell's a Chilberry?
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, So in Fortnite there is a Lego Odyssey
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: thing where you can build cities, and there's quests, and
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: there's Star Wars content. My favorite sort of choice in
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: the game is currently my lightsabers that I achieved by
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: beating caves with Kristen and Jeremy helped us a couple
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  Speaker 2: of times, and it is fun. However, I just want
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: the quick answer, Like I'm like, I'm gonna run back
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  Speaker 2: to the other place and tear down this machine I
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: already built. And Christen's like, no, let's go find the things.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: And we go around searching for shit in the game,
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: and we were both tired, we did not want to
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: play anymore last night, and she's like, no, let's keep
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: going and flying around the town looking for this one
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: kind of monster that we needed to kill. But she
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: likes that. She likes the building. That's fun for her.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: She's the kid that didn't build a sim city town
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: just to enable to disaster moone and watch it all
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  Speaker 2: fucking burn. I am the fucking watch it burn kid.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: So she builds these factories. The shakes in the Lego
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: game are what like restore your health if you get
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: like beat up. There's other food items, but the shakes
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  Speaker 2: are superior. Imagine it's like a little way protein shake.
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  Speaker 2: But so the different fruits make different shakes, and so
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: she has a chillberry shake factory, and there's one that
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: looks like a pineapple that's like a tropical something and anyway,
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  Speaker 2: so she builds these elaborate structures that are basically giant
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  Speaker 2: farms that are so well fucking organized. She runs around,
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  Speaker 2: collects the fruit, makes the shakes, and mass produces this
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: ship and so weird people. Yeah, I guess I don't know.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: I've never done Minecraft, but I've heard it similar to
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  Speaker 3: the Lego one that we play, So there you go.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: I like having tasks and I don't know, my brain
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: works different than Aaron's.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: You hate you hate Fortnite because it just ripped off
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: pubg right pretty much.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well this is It's not the Battle Fortnite.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I see, it's.
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  Speaker 3: Like a survival mode.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of more like Arc Oh gotcha. Yeah, you're
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: okay with that one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Sean like was originally telling me about Fortnite before
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: they came out with the whole Battle Royale stuff that
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: kind of just took over like a couple of months before.
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  Speaker 4: He was just like, I didn't know what it had.
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  Speaker 1: Other modes.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, they even have one that's like Guitar Hero and
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: stuff too.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's like six or seven little games within
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  Speaker 2: the package.
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  Speaker 4: It was like originally like the survival one where you
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: built like a castle or whatever and then there's hordes
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  Speaker 4: that coming to try to come and kill you and stuff.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Castle defense things.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, there's one of those.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, gotcha.
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  Speaker 4: I think that was the original setup for it. We
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  Speaker 4: stole Battle Royale.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: They got people doing flossing and ship dancing, not flossing their.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Teeth, although you should fox like you definitely.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Liked oral hygiene. Yes, hey, everybody, I think it's probably
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: time that we talk about the episode and that we
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  Speaker 2: get to watch and so Gina tell us about season
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  Speaker 2: two episode three.
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  Speaker 1: Season two episode three is called take Him He's Mine You.
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  Speaker 1: Original air data is October eleventh, nineteen eighty six, directed
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  Speaker 1: by Terry Hughes, written by another Terry, Terry Grossman and
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  Speaker 1: Kathy Spear. What do you think take Him his Mind
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  Speaker 1: will be about?
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  Speaker 4: Is that for me? Sometime? They guess?
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, you and Kristin Okay, I'm going to.
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  Speaker 4: Go out on a limb on this one. And I
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: think this is the episode where Dorothy has some sort
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: of psychotic break and she leaves Florida to move to
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Ohio and she becomes a She follows her lifelong ambition
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: to become a linebacker for the Cleveland Browns.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Wow, okay, I could see that.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: And you got that out.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Of taking Yeah, they're taking her over him twenty all right, and.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: You Kristin, so I musto thinking Dorothy. But of course
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: my mind always goes to stand Do Stan show up?
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: And then she's trying to get rid of him again?
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Ah?
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Take him, he's mine, he's my problem.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: And we'll see if we go to Ohio, we'll find out.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: I don't know how they fit all that in in
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: like a yeah, both are true.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: That's the Golden Girls movie NFLT Dorothy's linebacker dream.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he has the shoulder pads.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: You know I'm not wearing shoulders pants.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Do we want to pick the villain who's gonna.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Be the NFL based Can I pick Stan? Or do
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: they have to be one of the main four?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Ah, that's up to Aaron.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: I don't even know if he's in this episode.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: It's usually the main four, But we've also had Capitalism
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: as the villain.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: So.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: What the core for?
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: Did I pick Sophia last time?
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Last time we did Dorothy.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Dorothy, I'll do Dorothy again?
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Why not Dorothy and Dorothy again?
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: If Kristen let's do back to back.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Dorothy's Oh, I don't think we want to do.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: So she's going to join an NFL team and be
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: the villain because she leaves them behind.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: A roommate A little personal, but it's okay, it's not personally.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: It's personal business. It's personal.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Maddie Darin person on, it's are real estate.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: It's pretty really really what is that from?
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Uh? I don't remember what it's from?
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Tim and Eric?
• 20:44
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• 20:49
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• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Your own rain, it is your buzzer. Stan, Sorry, we
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  Speaker 1: All right, see you later.
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  Speaker 2: But no, this is giant butcher feet walking out of
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: the house. I don't know if you pick that up
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: or not. All right, here we go. Let's got a
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: question one. Are you ready? Ready? Okay? Why does Rose
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: say she isn't good at being a grief counselor?
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: Kristin Kristen was first.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: First, she has the number one suicide rate.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she has the highest suicide rate of all the counselors.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: It's not great.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: She should figure out how to use it for her advantage. Yeah,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: do what you're good at, Rose?
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: All right, so I'll point Kristin on that one. And
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: what kind of sandwiches are Sophia and Rose making?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Gina? Yes, bacon, lettuce, and potato.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Yep, bacon, let us some potato and let some potato. Okay,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: point Gina.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Sucking nerd? I mean I love you yep.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: That's yeah. Those are interchangeable, those those plumps of words.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I'm going to work, nerd.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Who are Sophia and Rose trying to beat to get
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: the good corner to sell their sandwiches?
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know if those too close to that? Did
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: you finish? Where can I go?
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Yes? If you said your name or not, I'm done? Okay,
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Sorry Matt, you gave him big eyes.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: I wasn't sure.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Johnny, no thumbs, that's correct, Matt.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: You're on the board.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: E Ay, it's Johnny's sucking nerd.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Why isn't Sophia scared even though Dorothy points out he
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: could be in the mob?
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Psten Okay, So Gina said, oh first, But Kristen said
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: her name first, So I no, Kristin, I.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Guess because of uncle Vito and Palma poor moo.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: No, actually that's not right, Gina.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, because if he was good at what he was doing,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: he wouldn't be giant othums.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: I mean that's more right. No, what okay, Matt, do
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: you want to try? No, because Sophia brings up via
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: uncle Vino or whatever. But then she's ve ve wine.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Why not over?
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: No, she brings him up, and then Dorothy says the
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: mob thing, and then that's when Sophia says, if they
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: were his friends, he'd still have his thumbs.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, okay, yeah, got it.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Point Aaron, Yeah, it was close. You both were close,
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: but you were like answering the the before times to
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: the question the long ago. Yeah, all right, what do
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: sailors say? A vasked me heart ease and shove off
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: with Gina.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, a serpent tattoo and your heart is a souvenir.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yep.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Kristen, do you have two points or one point one? Oh? Okay,
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: I thought, I you're not. It's just so weird that
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Gina's in the lead. It doesn't often happen. Who does
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Rose say her cousin thought they were.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, Kristen, yes, Jiminy cricket.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yes, that's.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Right, and the whole bankleing. Then I thought that is
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: really nice. Just because the movie was out didn't mean
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: everyone had to pretend before heading to Stands Hotel. Where
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: does Dorothy tell Rose and Sophia that she is headed.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Gina? Yes, either to get ice cream or commit a felony.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I'll decide in the car.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: Yes, okay, I'll let you get one.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: I got worried.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Oh we'll fuck you though, love.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Just get spicy. It's a spicy okay. Who does Jimmy
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: no thumbs send to the house.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: Mayah, everyone, but it's Johnny None's and I don't.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry, that's not right. That's not right. Who
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: does Jimmy no thumbs send to the house to see
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Sophia and Rose?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: I didn't catch no money.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: I didn't catch their names at all.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Bimmy and Jimmy, Bimmy.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: It was Vinnie and Rocco. And they walk in and go, yeah,
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: I'm Vinnie, I'm Rocco. Johnny no thumb sent us and
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: they hold up their hands without their thumbs, showing fucking
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: super good site. Gag. All right, that's fine, let's move on.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Question Aaron what is Stanley one chromosome away from?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: According to Dorothy Gina, a potato, a bacon, lettuce, and poteto.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Fun fact, we share fifty percent of the same genetic
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: materials A banana. Okay, I learned that in anthropology. It
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: always stuck in my brain and it reminded me that how.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Does Uncle Vito address the note to Johnny?
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: No thumbs, Chrystal, He'll be Johnny, no niece?
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: You knew that.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: I thought for sure Matt was gonna buzz.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Come on, jump in. That doesn't help me unless you
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: buzz in.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, what color does Blanche say she hates.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Matt christ Matt got it?
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Matt said his name, Yeah, speak speak up, young man.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Legenna magenta?
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: Is that your Jennagina doesn't say the tea at all?
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Jenna minchienna, Which is funny because the color that Dorothy
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: wears on her lips a lot the lipstick that she wears.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: I don't have confirmation, and I don't even I guess
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: I could google it and see if it's if I'm right,
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: but I believe she's wearing cherries in the snow, which
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: is a magenta red. It's that like magenta color all
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: the time on her lipstick, and I it's like land
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: change your mouth.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Anyway, you got stupid face.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, So here are I have three more questions that
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: pretty quick. One of them is sort of a bonus.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: But here we go. Why does Dorothy say that she
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: ended up marrying or being with Stan Kristin?
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: Yes, she was four months pregnant, that's what she married him.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Yeah. And why was Stan so depressed?
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: Kristin? Yes, his business went under, he lost his business.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Where did my business go?
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Okay? So this last one, this is sort of the
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: bonus one. I need all the things that Dorothy offers
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Blanche to get her to go out with Stan. I
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: have two and you don't have to say the line
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: like verbatim, but I need to know there are uh.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: You have two of them. I'm not going to answer.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know it.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: There's there's not at least three things in this list.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm. No, you can do two of three.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can do two. I don't remember the third.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: All right, I'll take I'll give you each a bonus
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: point if you can give me at least two of
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: the three. Matt, the offer is good for both of you.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: So chime in, Chanelle, the whole bottle of Chanel number five, yep,
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: cashmere sweater.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: And then those were the two I knew.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: And then her football.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: The best one is the one no one else knows.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: What'd you say?
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Then her lucky football cleats.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: All right, I'll give you each a bonus, but I'm
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: gonna tell you because the last thing is the best,
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: and it's my favorite, because she says no to the sweater,
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: borrowing whenever she wants. And then she says no to
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: the almost full bottle of Chanel number five because it's cologne,
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: not perfume.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Introduce her to all her commodore boyfriend the navy dudes.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: She'd introduced her to all the navy guys.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Yes, and then she says, and some of them have
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: been at sea for six months more when Blant goes
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: out more than six months, and Blanche goes out and goes,
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: I'll be ready in two minutes.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: She offers her sex. I remember, no, yeah, not with her?
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: All right, do you any either of you have any trivia?
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Should I just villain this real quick? It's super easy, obviously.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: I just wanted to comment because I love Roses stories
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: so much and I love that she had a Belgian
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: waffle stand, but it was English muffin that she carved
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: the ridges in two. I just thought that was so funny.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: I just yeah, I love rose No. I thought that
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: was clever.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a little trivia.
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: Okay, Herb Edelman as our boys stand, obviously I have
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: to give him a shout out. And in the grocery
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: store you may have noticed there was clearly taped over
• 33:22
  Speaker 7: a name brand box and just said noodles. And then
• 33:27
  Speaker 7: also this episode aired on the same night as Mama's
• 33:31
  Speaker 7: Family Best Medicine, which was Betty White's last appearance on
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: Mama's Family, so she was on TV twice that night.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Interesting. I love her on Mama's She's such a bitch.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Betty White is so versatile.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: I mean, we just want had Lake Placid the other night.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: And she is so good in that movie.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, I never watched that one. Watching that just her
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: and she liked the comedic relief.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: In the proposal, she's out in the woods dancing feels
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: up Sandra Bullock at one moment, which was very sixteen
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: candles kind of moment.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: It's just amazing, which is the one where she has
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: like a pistol. Which movie is that a pistol? Yeah,
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: there's there was a like a meme that I saw
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: where it's like she's literally holding a pistol and firing it.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: It's probably from Tired of Your sh So one of
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: the Golden Girls where she got the gun.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: No, it was later on, I know, I think it
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: was one of the movies.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: You know. Did she have a gun in Hot and Cleveland?
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. She just liked to drink.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know. We'll have to find that out.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Cool. Cool. Well, obviously Dorothy's a bitch, so she's terrible.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: She doesn't She pawns her ex husband off on her
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: friend and then is mad that she's interested in talking
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: to him. You you didn't want him, calm down, calm
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: your tits.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: And also she wasn't into him that way. But you
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: just wouldn't believe her, right.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: She basically just kept calling Blanche to slut the whole
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: episode because she was sure she was sleeping with her.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Almost every episode in one for a month.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: She barges in on this poor twenty something who's probably
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: already in the while in the midst of passionate love
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: making with Stan already regretting her choice, and it makes
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: this poor woman that we never see again laugh so
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: atrociously that we all cringed when we were watching it.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: It was fucking terrible. Geeah, I just made him an
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: hour ago. Oh my god, ma'am. Do not fucking terrifying anyway. Cool, well,
• 36:00
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• 36:03
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• 36:07
  Speaker 4: I'm still on Twitch with my friends on Friday night,
• 36:12
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• 36:18
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• 36:23
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• 36:44
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• 36:51
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• 37:01
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