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Brutal Prince by Sophie Lark - Part 1 · Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily

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Hi friends. You're listening to lose the
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plot with color and Emily. Welcome to part 1 of reading
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brutal. Prince by Sophie luck, we are
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covering chapters 1 to 15 in this episode.
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So warning there will be spoilers.
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I'm Carla and he thinks he can wax my pussy without my consent
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but I know when I read it, you know me too.
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Well I'm Emily and what better way to start a healthy marriage
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than to put your partner into anaphylactic shock?
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Brutal, Prince brittle. Can we just flip the cover for
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the second coming as a match to story?
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No, no, what? No, I'm assuming that's Callum.
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No. Well, who's it supposed to be?
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I don't care who we are. It's not Cullen.
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It's not. It's his lips are too full there
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to cracked. The guys attractive but that's
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not what I would picture as not, but the guys clearly gay to
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like, I'm sorry, but my gaydar is picking that up a million
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miles away like this poor model has been on some stock photo
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website. Life.
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And he's been selected to be the cover of this book.
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Come on. He doesn't fit the he doesn't
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fit the vibe. No, no, I honestly, and I'm glad
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I read this on my Kindle app because I would not read a book
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in public with some God. Haha, I mean, whatever it is
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what it is, it is what it is. I like how the book has an
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enemy's two lovers Mafia romance as the subtitle almost.
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So, yeah. You really know where it's
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going. Oh yeah, I was hoping It was
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actual enemies lovers and not a grumpy Sunshine.
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Yeah, we just had a bad first impression but now we're dating.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Like we want enemy. I want you to hate each other
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forever. We know the tropes already.
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We got it. So coming in hot coming in hot
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in this book, was the standard Disney essential?
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Mom is dead instantly. Like, you know what I mean?
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I said, Dad, that's to that. Can women are too hard to right
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people. Let's just cut out.
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Everyone's mom. Have the Mayotte?
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Why is it always the mom? That's what I want to know.
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I'm trying to choose trying to push the like, the tomboyish
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thing. Hmm.
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So her not having a mom, my God. I don't know how to pick out
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clothes, right? And so eight, is the main female
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character. Yeah, she's the baby of the
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family and she's got a bunch of Brothers.
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Yeah, funniest part and look the first two chapters drag.
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So if you are interested in this book, you really gotta.
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You gotta get help over the first couple.
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Like you just got to get through them because they were kind of
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slow. Log I think I read that in some
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other people's reviews to that you had to get through.
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I would probably agree because those first two, all I was doing
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was describing the family members.
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I was like yawn. I didn't sign up for
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Ancestry.com. I signed up for a fucking
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enemies. Two lovers Mafia varmints like
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hello. But okay, so one thing and I
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don't know because I don't have brothers.
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Would you describe your brother the way that she was describing
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one of her hot Brothers in the car?
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No. I mean, not the way she was
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describing my describe my brother, I'm like he has a
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big-ass fucking nose and greasy hair.
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That's so maybe. I don't have the brother to
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decide whether idisk gave no much.
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You like he's tanned skin, his long wavy hair flying the
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hassles, he drives a smooth. Oh my God, he's awesome.
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Literally, when she said that I was like, are you kidding?
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I can't drive smoothly. Like a baby's bottom.
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Is he reclined all the way back with these eyes.
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Looking at his hand on the gear. Stick ma'am?
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My on get in. This is an Alabama.
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Anyway. It's at Chicago like we know
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anything about either of you so I was like okay we get it that
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hot like uh like stop forcing this on me.
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Maybe if you were trying to hook up a friend with one of them or
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something but still come on. The flowery descriptions were
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not it. Don't ya?
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Anyway, I just thought maybe I was hyper sensitive.
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No, I don't actually know because oh my God.
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So she at least has three brothers is what I gathered
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Dante crr and Sebastian's. Yeah.
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So at least I don't have to tell you at some point, but that was
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for on a mighty bean, I wasn't really paying it back.
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This book, it was already at the start, I was like, okay, I have
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to just be on board for the trash train.
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It was given 2020. Hmm.
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And that's when it was written. Oh, really?
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Yeah, are you looked it up? It was.
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No, I just thought my issue. One of my many issues is that I
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go into this expecting, I would quality, and I'm like, shut up.
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Look at the genre, you're in. Okay?
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When I, when I do that, when I turn off all critical thinking,
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then I go, I can have fun now, and I sort of, that's what I did
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with this book. I didn't like How It Was
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Written. I hate being told things and not
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sure. Things.
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Hmm. It's like them talking in their
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own head and I hate it. Yeah there's some bits I like so
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it's one it. Should we be too picky bit?
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I just okay. That's fine but I still reading
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it I'm still enjoying it. So I mean it's just a one thing
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that's fucked me. It's all right it's all right
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baby that's all. So can we just okay let's just
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get started with the plot. Okay, so the first incident papa
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is they crashing a 19th birthday party dangerous but with that
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stupid, the plot because it just starts like so far left.
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But yeah, and then you like, you take a fucking quick service for
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I've, right? And you're like, where the where
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am I? It was kind of like you're on a
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roller coaster and then you're just locked in.
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You can't move. It's fine.
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Yeah, then it's just like then. And then you like, how did I get
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here? And here in a totally different
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way in your head, you know, handle roller coaster?
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If you put your head forward and then you're stuck forward,
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that's how it felt to me. Like you're stuck there.
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You can't put your head back. So she painted the other
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appreciate the subscription. I'm sure.
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I'm pretty sure like I've seen some clips a on Tick-Tock.
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I'm pretty sure she's pretty funny.
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Anyways. Okay, I really think that it's
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almost every girl's dream to have a home Library so when she
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saw their home library and she was just looking around, she was
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very interested in trying to be a brown nose.
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I know what the fuck I come down.
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It's a library, you probably got have a certain standard of
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books, they are going to have what the Bible in that.
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Like what is she? What is he looking?
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Oh, she's like, oh, they're probably not going to have this.
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They have bibliographies, I do. Yeah, wow.
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Yeah. Like whoa.
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Whoa. Library a mass text book from
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1993? Yeah, I don't know.
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She's a history of long division, so, yeah, she's just
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enjoying the library I'm like, yeah.
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Okay, Vibe I. Yeah, I only really started
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paying attention when the first fight scene, even started.
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And it was just, Really sad. It's really yeah because it was
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a bit weird but it's fine. Would you burn down?
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Someone's fucking house to escape her room because your ass
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is too hot from a fire. Would you just fucking okay you
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have to explain to me what even happened because I feel like I
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just didn't even so she mind we was hiding in there and Calhoun
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Wayne and there he was checking his emails forever or something.
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Yeah. Because you want to because you
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didn't want to go to the party. Yeah he was done.
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He just wanted to drink his alcohol in peace away.
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From the million people. Yes.
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And then she was like oh what better way to get out of here
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then till like the curtain on fire.
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Just walk out. That's too simple.
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Just be like, I'm a bit drunk, just walk out, but doesn't he?
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Take the clean. Not even recognize her until
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later. So yeah, if she just walked out
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he wouldn't notice exactly just flash your titties on the way
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out destructive. And then he's not going to know
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like you don't have to set things on fire and then yeah,
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then he was really cut up about that fucking photo of his nana
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or whatever, none of that is got them all this money to where
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they are. Do not have painting on the
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wall, you know. So the parties like going on, it
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was boring to me because don't describe every person at the
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party. I'm not there.
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I don't give a shit and then they describe Nessa.
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What would a frog like Vanessa? No, I don't know because every
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time there's a comes into it is like I've three page long about
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how Smiley and happy, she's just like this amazing person in the
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sun shines out of her. I'm like yeah I get it.
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You're setting up the next book for her but Chill, chill daddy,
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relax itís knows of her from school but their families are
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enemies. Yeah, so she just got every time
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she sees gases, she's just like, oh, she's so beautiful.
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And yeah, like she doesn't mind. I'm like you're gay.
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There's a little rainbow flag because liner, especially why,
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don't you get a coup to wax? There's a like another little
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rainbow flag just a revisit that.
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Yeah, let's go back there later. So we getting a fucking full
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discography bio and like honestly Hmm, that's
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not how I like characters describe just described them as
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they do things. You don't need this.
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This background infos like all too much for me.
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Yeah. Okay, easy bitch, when I read
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books, I'm like if we were going to talk about the party, we
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should have been talking about Sebastian, wandering off, or why
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was it done came off getting laid and we're not hearing about
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it. And I'm like, why did I have to
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hear about after that, one of them slept with, I don't know,
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it was something bright in their dining room or something.
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Revenge on like that would have been funny if for her to see
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them sneak off. Yeah but no things escalate.
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So she obviously she set fire to the Yes actually in the library
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one. Yeah.
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So therefore you rooming about it.
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They're about to go murder. Everybody.
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I don't like relaxed. She stole the watch.
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Yeah, but he could you just ask for it back but because she's a
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southern greens. Yeah.
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And him and his UFC fighter, dude, whatever found them on it
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was like a boardwalk. They were eating ice cream.
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Yeah. So there on the boardwalk, they
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confronted them. I just don't get how these grown
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for grown-ass adults, just going ham on the boardwalk where
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there'd be other people. I just don't understand hair,
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like a flight or flight. She's like, oh yeah, my brother.
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She talks about how he's a star player all the time.
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And then she's like, instead of giving the watch back, fuck.
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Then I'm not apologizing. And then watches her brother's
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leg gets stomped. Like it wasn't her fault.
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Like she didn't instigate. No, and exactly.
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She stole it. So what did she think was going
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to happen when she could had escalated, the situation and
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just gave? Yeah, but she watched her
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brother get like punched and she's like you know what?
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Fuck it. So I'm not going to lie the best
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bit was when she kicked it into the ocean.
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I know that's Queen. Be happy right now.
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First did Sebastian know that she stole the watch?
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No, yeah, so he didn't even know.
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I'm gonna be so crazy. You know, what's really sad
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about that? They go to him in the hospital.
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Well and he's like, I've got two legs but I've only got one
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sister. I was like being mad at her.
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I would I'd be like bitch you just ruined his whole career.
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Yeah, I've got no legs and no sister, no said, fuck him,
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disown your ass. I mean you're on your way to get
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disowned without that fucking quality athlete.
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Like exactly. So the fight scene was wild
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because it was just everywhere. They were just all over the
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place over just punching each other left.
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And right, she was trying to bring in Crash tackle.
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The guy then she threw his watch in the Her and old mate, just
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went Catalan countries like a germaphobe jaqen.
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I know he's described his monthly but he also gives me
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very skinny. Okay, with me in to me.
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He was giving me like short King energy.
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Oh yeah. You know what I mean?
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Yeah, like bold as well. Are you that much?
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He's like a dog hair and big thick.
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Irish eyebrows Irish. All right, brows.
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I highlighted this quote because it was one of my favorite.
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You see, I do have the watch but I'm not giving it to this gaping
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asshole. I was like, how do you know,
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like how did it get so vicious? But the actually, that's what I
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really liked her better character do all the time.
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Her comebacks were pretty good. I know, even though she did say
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that one out loud. It was pretty fucking good.
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It was hectic. I was like How I was joking.
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I'm like, he's also must be getting closer look and Escaping
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The Waters. Trying to swim.
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It's prolapsed an order right now because I'm dying.
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Yeah, I was just wild. I wish she said that though
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because I'm just be be done. And well this later she finds
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out if his Apostles escaping with night Spoiler.
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It's not, it's not, it's fine. Are you sure she didn't mention
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anything? So, I mean, after the fight,
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they all, just, I guess go home. Like, how do you, you know, how
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long a peer is cheese? Goes home and he's like
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swimming, but do you know how awkward it would be to leave
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after physical fight along appear?
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What did you just look at me shoulder every so often.
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Like they didn't fucking still be walking that way.
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I'm still trying to eat my ice cream.
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How fucking awkward, I would have thrown the ice cream in his
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face with her. All right, or whatever.
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Recycle dropped off stew. So they're like waiting for an
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over the same spot. Nothing over X USC guys.
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Like my name is like a you good. Do you need a lift g0 hospital
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to don't get into fights kids? You may have to face that
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awkward situation. I'm not.
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Yeah, that's much for me and that's the only reason why I'm
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not fighting what inches along the way.
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Same way. Like it's the worst when you
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were saying goodbye to a friend at lunch, and then you realize
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you've got to the same spot, just opened the walking
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together. Now, Yuck because all the time,
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I know but like it's okay for us but in this scenario be so bad.
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Hmm. So they come home.
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They go to their respective Daddy's because they're
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controlled by their little for nothing.
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Mafia daddy's not the daddy saying unacceptable.
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Tell them it's not a 30 year old man.
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What's wrong? Okay.
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I mean, he's just like he's like dragging a likable.
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So column column had a fool tanti over the watch, which
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obviously, it's a family heirloom or some bullshit.
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He's clearly a Sentimental. But what did I expect her to do
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any idiot? You just said, like, gimme the
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watch basically. And you were just pounding on
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her brother and then he expected to be like, oh he go.
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What do you think? You just broke my brother?
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Is literal. Korea Korea.
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Yeah. Then what does he expect her to
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do? Just, I like it's pretend, I
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never had it exactly L it. I never would have admitted
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anything. Hmm.
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Sebastian's on the ground like this, this?
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Well, it didn't help things. He was already bash to that
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point. Why admit it then?
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Yeah. I feel like you just bashed him
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for no reason. Absolute our wood gas like the
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fuck out of him and make him feel guilty.
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She claimed was not thinking So we get to the daddies and can
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you take your 30 year old son's phone away?
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Is that like a normal thing? So the thing I don't think
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that's a big maybe he's on the family, play it just presses a
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button and shop for not even to buy your own credit.
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Now my God that did not even practically home yet, they're
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not even getting grounded yet. Then essentially strapping up
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for murder all strapped, like, who rang who Ooh, they've got
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ammo one of our own ammo Nero and Dante to see out here
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strapped. You know, they've got those
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booby holsters with them, big ass.
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Look, big sexy pics. Yes.
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And there's like locked up, Glock tough and ready and then
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coming home and then you're getting grounded anyway.
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As an adult. As an adult, I could not be in
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the mafia from this exact model every other reason.
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But this is like, your friends gonna be taken away.
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Yeah. 30. That's embarrassing.
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It's very embarrassed. That's so embarrassing.
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Essentially, like you've got to keep your nose down.
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And how was this bloke going to even have a political career at
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this rate? He thinks he can just get all
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strapped up in broad daylight to go murder some people the farc
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and he About he's squeaky clean image, it's not squeaky not the
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bit that it's weird because the dads are just trying to
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deescalate everything. Yes.
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The dads who are the heads of the entire Mafia gangs can just
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casually get along after one phone call.
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What the fuck is the problem? Why do they have each other's
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numbers? That's what I mean.
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How I think they used one of the sons phones and he's like I'm
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gonna get ahold of Yaya if they can get together arranged to
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have a friggin three-hour Conversation Over.
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A meal. Yeah.
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What is the problem also like why they're out this meal?
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Yeah. What why do you think that
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arranged marriage is what's going to do?
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Don't even get me started. How does that at all benefit?
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Anything you need and he had two daughters and she he also had
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three other Sons. Yes.
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Why did it have to be that them too?
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Because they were the ones you could date.
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They really could have set up Sebastian, NASA, and but they
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were just fighting each other in public.
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So that's my punishment. Yeah it's like when a dog pees
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on you just rub their nose in it.
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It's like you guys were fighting now.
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You're married and now you're very.
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I know punished for why they're going to fight forever.
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When Ada was in the car, she was still doing the brothers, a hot
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talk. Yeah, like to say, you're into
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your brothers and move on. This would be a whole different
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book. This is a whole different genre
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a couple that conversation Do you recognize stare at a wall
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for a little bit, just add in the car, waiting, like dogs
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along with my God, paw weird, I probably would, just chill.
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And yeah, that's what I mean. Next minute.
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They're playing Fair Friday night, poker that they always
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meet up to play. Exactly.
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And then so 8 is dad comes out and he's all like, Sullen in the
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face and all like, and he's like, I need to talk to you
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one-on-one. Why would you sign up your
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daughter with someone who's clearly an abusive asshole?
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Yeah, it's bad adding right there but I know it's the worst
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dad. You could add them.
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Why would you send them to go live in the house?
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The fuck. It's because they all probably
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had arranged marriages. I just don't get how we got from
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there from there at all. That three-hour.
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Think that that's going to help his Public Image.
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If he's bashing up his wife in public, they clearly do not get
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along. I love that they call each
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other, like, lunatic Psychopaths.
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Like they just, they haven't done anything to each other, but
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that, like, she's a fucking psychopath.
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Yeah. He barely knows anything about
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her. I just love how the consequences
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of low key setting. A house on fire, is you have to
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marry some asshole and pump out kids.
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I would just run away, wouldn't you just pay for it to be fixed
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and then be done with it. Like, okay.
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Okay. Go.
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Get your insurance quoted and then we'll pay the fucking
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premium up like a scrub, the fucking broom.
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I don't know. I know I skimmed reviews really
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quickly. Yeah and someone said Something
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like eight is the feminist hero that we raft.
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We were all looking for or she's ways.
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Let me write your new Goodreads but she's not really doing
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anything that anyone wouldn't do.
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Yeah. They usually in mafia books of
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women, they have no choice. Yeah.
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Which is pretty standard. Us both from our fears.
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The bit that I highlighted was Fergus, is this wise practice of
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his dying? You're just like, he's dad's
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name. Yeah, that's such a scary dad
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name. Not Ferguson image and about to
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take over Chicago, is it Chicago?
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But like Ferguson Imogen Fergus. Is this what?
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I imagine being like this Mafia kind of family and calling
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yourself and scallops no offense but my parents would never be
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allowed to pick my future husband.
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Never absolutely not. How do you think your parents
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would go? Absolutely.
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Not like how Godly T is like, I barely can pick up.
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You're like oh, I have trouble myself sounds like they're not
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good people. They're all right.
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But do they know you enough to know?
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Yeah, that's what I'm more concerned about.
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Yeah, so they've got the engagement party, which happens
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very quickly. She hasn't even tried.
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Had time to think about all of this.
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I would have still run away by. Yeah, yeah.
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Be out of there being out of there.
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So, imagine being at your engagement party and then you
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find out from a random bartender, that you'll feel safe
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allergic to strawberries. Like, wow, that's so funny to me
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because she was like, hmm, interesting, strawberries That
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into her little, a little spank bank of torture.
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We all have one of those. This is like, when I actually
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finally started in doing her as a character, when she was going
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off at that, random girl straight.
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I was literally pause and I was like, holy shit, you got me.
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Yeah. Chick was like all over him.
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It was just funny when she started.
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Copying the girl back. You missed cow skull with you.
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Like your girlfriend or wife was something.
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I was just fucking funny to me. He's good.
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They get so jealous so easily. They have a little.
23:31
Do I know. They don't even they met each
23:34
other one time. I know.
23:36
I love how in books like this too.
23:38
When you marry your enemy, the problems get solved magically
23:42
and there's always the makeover fantasy and shopping trips and
23:45
everything. It's very 365.
23:47
Yuck. There's always that element
23:48
though. Yeah, who wants this in a book?
23:52
But she doesn't even do the shopping.
23:54
He doesn't for her by the looks of it there again, that's just
23:57
another controlling thing. Yeah, it's so bad later.
24:01
Yeah. When he's talking about her body
24:04
and he compares her to the women, he normally goes for and
24:07
he calls us soft. He literally says because he's
24:11
implying that everyone he gets with, he likes to groom them
24:14
like a dull. It wants like some room and to a
24:17
child groom them as a child that she doesn't have big fake
24:21
titties and practically a BBL and liposuction and Botox in the
24:24
whole works. You know what I mean?
24:26
Those are the girls he could date.
24:27
Yeah. And Said something along the
24:29
lines of he wants to train and groom someone like his own Idol
24:33
and I was like that's how his dad kind of send him to do that
24:38
to his mom. She was like she doesn't even
24:41
know how to walk in and he like his mom was like trained her
24:44
what is this? Princess Diaries fucking chill
24:46
out. At least then she'd wear flats
24:49
exactly so she's getting her spa package.
24:55
Um I don't know about you, but if you've ever had a full body
24:58
massage there, There's no way that someone sneaking in an
25:01
entire Brazilian strip Without You noticing.
25:04
Yeah, she fell asleep but they're not doing it made
25:06
massage. That's what I mean, because she
25:09
gets a full strip right off, they don't know where your
25:13
spread-eagle. Getting a Restless.
25:15
I know. But that's where I was like,
25:17
that's why maybe I just read it wrong and I'm like, maybe she's
25:20
a bit gay, just a bit gay, which bit it was something like, so
25:25
since I don't give a fig about being naked, this is my favorite
25:28
part. Got two ladies with their four
25:29
hands. All over me rubbing and
25:31
massaging and working out every last.
25:33
Mmm, stress. But the way I read the start of
25:35
that was like okay so you're into the girls rubbing but maybe
25:42
it was just me half asleep like I think so because I just took
25:45
it as she doesn't care about being naked and she's enjoying
25:48
the massage until the forced Brazilian Kazu.
25:53
You cannot just assume what someone else wants.
25:56
Oh, he did it on purpose. Hmm.
25:59
I want to point out. I've never heard or read in a
26:02
book. The word pussy.
26:03
Such my life, really it? Literally, I feel like we needed
26:07
a pussycat because I swear to God I can do it right now
26:12
actually, and give me a second. Take a shot.
26:14
Everytime he had pussy pussy. It was every two seconds.
26:17
There's 24 times in. Was that in the whole book,
26:22
though, and that's in the whole book, but mostly in the chapters
26:26
we read. Okay.
26:27
So it was in like, Four chapters were.
26:29
How do I not look that? And I was just like, wow, so we
26:35
get a bit of perspective from Calum right after this bar thing
26:39
and I love how he literally describes women, they're just
26:42
disposable. Then like old shoes, new ones
26:45
will just come around. Yeah, pretty much.
26:47
He was like once I get rid of this fun, another one just
26:50
Falls, right? Even why not just through their
26:52
entire life bodies into a dumpster for good measure.
26:54
Yeah, Bryce light them on fire. He was he was dating a woman for
26:59
three whole months and the moment he realized he was
27:02
getting engaged married. You just called her and broke it
27:04
off. Yeah.
27:05
Yeah, that old shoes. Just fallen off, fine.
27:09
We don't care about that. I don't like, I don't see him
27:11
doing that. He would keep the sneaky link
27:14
going. Yeah.
27:15
Yeah. He's not fully cutting someone
27:17
off. Yeah.
27:18
It'd be like babe works just gotten real busy.
27:19
Real, I mean, he's a bit possessive so, but he's not
27:23
going to cut off his options. She'll cut off hers, 100%, he
27:26
won't cut off his. He's going to hit that girl up
27:29
within five minutes after them getting married.
27:31
Uh-huh. Because he was I'll bet he
27:33
can't, he couldn't He's too busy dying.
27:38
Yes, but she's come on. Give it one month.
27:41
Give it one month. If that I just really love that.
27:44
She wrote a letter saying unexpected waxing and then the
27:48
suit. Yes.
27:49
Where the fuck did she get that from the suit?
27:52
Made me think of Ron in Harry Potter when he has to get to
27:55
that ball of. It's got all the Fringe.
27:57
I just want to stand. If they were at home he has a
28:01
closet full of Suits. So I know why wouldn't you just
28:03
pick out a black suit? Is the mom sort of told him,
28:07
just do what she wants for once. Yeah, because she doesn't want
28:11
her to check a tantrum and cancel the wedding.
28:13
I couldn't think of anything more embarrassing than my mom.
28:16
Running at me with an Epi pens. I know you can't help allergies
28:21
that it's actually, the thing weddings, give me the egg and
28:24
like, that would also give me the X in my mom, run my
28:27
husband's right beforehand. When he was talking about, women
28:32
are disposable like shoes blah-di-blah.
28:34
That's when he also. Scribe that that he wants to
28:37
groom and train her like a little doll.
28:39
Yeah, that's what I was like. Okay pervert.
28:41
So at that point I was like just let him die but he's parents
28:44
have the same view. Yep.
28:46
They said the same thing because as a bit in there, where he was
28:48
like, she doesn't know how to be a lady and she was Hees.
28:51
Mum was like your teacher. How does he know how, does he
28:55
know what, mrs. Doubtfire the weekend.
28:58
Like, what is he doing? The way I do.
29:00
Oh my God. Big Mama.
29:03
Ha ha. Madea.
29:07
Oh no, all these different. Absolutely is a drag queen mrs.
29:12
Brown like, I don't know, he's on RuPaul's Drag.
29:15
Just what would his name be what's-his-name now?
29:20
Calum what Griffin person is? No, no idea, no idea.
29:24
He's not nice enough to get a dry.
29:25
It'll be Gina, he's not good enough.
29:28
I didn't even know why the wedding was escalating so
29:30
quickly what they were Russian. I'm just on they were Russian,
29:34
they're Irish. It's Italian, but they were
29:37
rushed in that wedding, Russia night.
29:39
I can't deal with it. It's just honestly, when is
29:42
marriage a solution to any problem, it's never a solution.
29:45
It just creates more problems. I guess.
29:46
Why? Are they why?
29:48
Why why why? I know, and like they're stuck?
29:52
I like, because they stay with K, family.
29:55
They're forced into the same room.
29:56
Like it's forced proximity as well, but it's dumb at this
30:00
point because I'm so on board with the trash train.
30:02
I was kind of here for it. Whatever.
30:04
She's 20, She was living with her family home.
30:07
Now, she's gets a better home with probably a chef in a maid
30:09
and better facilities. Yeah, she doesn't have to work.
30:12
I didn't think she did before she had a chef and I made to no
30:16
direction in life. She had amazed well, just get a
30:18
pet and call it a day. Well, there was like a bit in
30:21
there where she was watching Star Wars all day.
30:23
She just eating popcorn. Watching Star Wars, The Lord of
30:26
the Rings. Marathon fucks me.
30:28
It's all the same. Oh, yes.
30:31
Same diff the same. So how How Imogen was trying to
30:36
convince calendar wet. Sorry we're going all over the
30:38
place but whatever who cares? It's not so weird plot anyway so
30:42
he imagines try to convince him to wear the tux and to just get
30:45
along with things and to just blah blah just hurry up and just
30:47
pump out some kids I don't solve.
30:49
Oh yeah all the problem. Yes.
30:50
So not only did I hate each other they have to get married
30:52
and have sex too and have kids. Hello.
30:54
Only for procreation. What?
30:55
Yeah, yeah so she goes the betterment of our Empire.
30:59
Like chill down, images Channel, daddy, Queen.
31:02
Oh my God, image in, take a Xanax.
31:04
He's got to Daughters pimp them out.
31:06
Chill it out. The betterment of our Empire,
31:09
like, she's got some more image in, she's probably got hella
31:13
Mafia debts. Oh my God, you know, she's been
31:16
living outside that means. Absolutely if their dads can get
31:19
along in their other from opposing mafias, they can't be
31:22
that much going on in business right now.
31:24
Yeah. Except for that one, the random
31:27
polish Mafia that's in the same area.
31:30
How many mafias do - does one have?
31:34
I know it's just I thought it was just one mask.
31:37
Yep. I didn't even know you could
31:38
have published in an Irish mafia but here we are just like
31:41
different crime, like I think it's yeah, like the fuck so 8 is
31:46
moving into their family home and and this is in fact so
31:50
fucking weird. I agree.
31:51
That's what she thought. Yeah.
31:53
Because she just had I love that.
31:54
She got to have a little marathon in the hotel room while
31:57
he was in hospital dying from the strawberries.
32:00
Yeah, it's great. And then she had to roll up into
32:03
his house. Yep.
32:04
Like nothing here, either. And then he was in the pool.
32:08
Yeah. And that he'd ride or it's funny
32:10
because when she's in this bit in the book she's like I didn't
32:14
realize how long I was just out here.
32:15
Watching him swim. She just sitting out there for
32:18
an hour. He never denies that.
32:19
He's hot. No, but he doesn't either.
32:21
Mmm. But then he like drowned her.
32:25
Yeah, it's funny to resist you. And he's like, how do you like
32:29
not being able to breathe, breathe?
32:31
I got audibles going to be calling me to write them picks.
32:36
I actually watched him until I watched a voice actor.
32:40
She was on alive or something, and I was watching it and her
32:43
switch between the men's voice was so fucking funny because she
32:46
had to like, strain her whole jaw to do it and I was like,
32:50
that's a lot of work. That is my dream.
32:52
I can barely read now. Like I just wanted you to feel
32:58
like you would couldn't breathe as well.
33:05
Kids chuckling isn't bad. But that's what a little tantrum
33:10
over chocolate. He did.
33:12
He chalked it, though. He shocked madami that offended
33:16
over strawberries. How dare you?
33:19
She didn't know. I love that.
33:22
Yeah, the little slide I, but to be fair, there's a lot that she
33:26
just admits to you would she shouldn't she told him and she
33:30
didn't know though, and she was on her way to apologize.
33:34
Do you know who was good? Apologize because you nearly did
33:36
proper die. Well she didn't do good enough
33:40
then I would have killed him because she's why didn't she
33:43
show up at the hospital. They're like they should have
33:46
just done it and like this was part of the long gone and the
33:48
dad like Winx haha just wanted to get you close enough.
33:55
They're not even sweet and she dips the strawberries fully in
33:58
chocolate so he doesn't realize and just shove it in his face
34:00
and she's like, I'm sorry babe. He's like dying lightning.
34:04
Only ground. Like a little Cocker.
34:06
I mean, it's her fault for not waiting until they did the
34:09
honeymoon. Exactly.
34:11
Yeah. You have a honeymoon without a
34:13
strawberry inside. Are you even having a honeymoon?
34:15
Exactly. I think Nothin count.
34:19
I wouldn't even be mad about it at this stage, because there's
34:21
someone who's hot that you are just going to hate-fuck live in
34:25
their house. That's kind of spicy bills paid.
34:29
You don't have to talk to them. Go shopping.
34:31
Yeah, get a pet. I mean your choices are taken
34:34
away but it's I'm trying to justify it.
34:38
Oh yeah, but you have no Independence, but you live a
34:41
printed me, she said, she didn't have Independence.
34:43
Anyway, she was a 20 year old dad, literally got grounded by
34:46
her dad. Mmm.
34:48
So, I love how he was describing his allergies as him, be this
34:53
weak Little Nerd, it had me. Good thing with laughter, you
34:57
are a weak Little Nerd are toxically masculine men, okay?
35:02
You're allowed to have medical conditions, bro.
35:06
You're only a girl out. It's okay.
35:09
It's okay. It's fine.
35:12
So right, after they drown each other, mmm, they've got a
35:16
consummate, the marriage. Why isn't a thing?
35:19
Why does the done pop out of nowhere?
35:21
He's good. Lecturing about it.
35:25
Good better. Put that Willie in now.
35:27
Otherwise you're not married. That's true.
35:29
And better be working. Why does she need to have a baby
35:33
at 20? Immediately?
35:34
Chill. Chill.
35:35
Oh babes. This is mean talking to the dad,
35:38
chill babes? Like he'll stick it in your get
35:40
that. What is going on?
35:42
I mean why? Then he's also like, you got a
35:44
groomer, you gotta train it, you gotta with Thaddius into shape
35:50
like, Relax. He's a male, he's a straight
35:54
male. What do you thinks gonna happen?
35:55
She's living in his room, they're gonna fuck eventually.
35:59
Jesus Christ's sake. If I don't, the dad will just
36:03
fucking tag team in it sounds like he's like team.
36:05
He's that Keen to impregnate. This is a stepbrother and kid at
36:11
the same time. His dad was like, 74, how fast
36:20
do you think he's pumping? How tall do you think he is?
36:23
How its image in. Hmm, she's got to be younger.
36:28
Surely she gives 50 year old to me.
36:30
Mmm, God sucks to be Imogen, her whole life is fucked.
36:37
I was dead at him, explaining his like workout and everything.
36:40
So he works out, 90 minutes a day and he has the chef meal
36:44
prepping for him. He's macro meals down to the
36:48
macro because they finally, let's cut a 45 minutes, all
36:56
right, training. And then he eats enough.
36:59
A nice nutritious meal. Sorry, I didn't know where I
37:06
was. It's right.
37:08
I was just losing it just like, I was like, okay, pop off King
37:12
to me. It's that guy who's listing this
37:14
on Tinder, because he thinks that, that qualifies him for a
37:17
Victoria Secret model, you know what I mean?
37:19
Yeah, I get up at 5 a.m. and I cried and I grind at the gym,
37:23
and then I'm gonna grind and then I'm gonna grind later, but
37:26
don't worry about that. You know what I mean?
37:28
Like, Brew The Galley is, don't care.
37:31
Look at least, I don't care. And then, obviously, they didn't
37:34
put it into his water intake and water intake.
37:39
He's like, I drink about three to five liters a day.
37:42
There's nothing worse than I honestly.
37:44
Could not date a Gym, Bro. Hmm.
37:46
Because I really want to talk about is their macros macros and
37:51
then take out in the gym and everything.
37:53
And it's like this guy gives he eats playing chicken.
37:57
He doesn't know how to, I know, he's He's got a shaft but it's
38:00
like he's Chef does, like he can't handle the spicy issue.
38:03
So, no, I don't know something about it.
38:07
It's like, okay. Nobody asked no one cares and
38:10
he's like, I know I'm physically fit because I do this that and
38:13
the other. It's like, okay.
38:17
And then immediately calls her soft.
38:20
He would he would look at me and he would just, I don't even
38:24
know, like, he's that type of guy, he'd be lucky.
38:27
So soft. You want some?
38:31
I'll be like, you'll be soft in the head in a minute, it's still
38:34
softest. Softest him is like not having
38:39
rock-hard fake titties. Did he say something like a
38:42
soft? Lips are soft, shoulders.
38:43
And I was like soft shoulders. What are you doing?
38:52
And she doesn't skip any meals. If anything?
38:54
She adds extra meals in so she's kind of round.
38:57
She's rotund. Yeah.
38:59
Yeah. Yeah yeah.
39:04
We love we love a Kirby Queens. We love around Queen wheel of an
39:10
elliptical Queen but do you know what's going to happen to her?
39:16
She's 20 so she's getting away with it.
39:19
Yeah the second she turns 25, she groom Fame massive City
39:28
baby. A lot.
39:29
She's not gonna get away with that eating hardcore like full
39:34
pasta full carbonyls six times a day.
39:36
She's not getting away with that forever.
39:38
It's enjoy it. Enjoy it while you can.
39:40
Well, you can't sis. Hmm.
39:42
Gino was in the dream, you know, that he's filing the divorce
39:46
paperwork. He's counting her macros.
39:49
He's literally got something installed in the shower where it
39:52
rejects her weight on the biggest screen or something.
39:54
So he's checking some way, he's loyal better tell the chef to
39:58
cut these I froze down so I should just have sex in the
40:03
shower. Well she just walks in they're
40:05
like I love that. She just like yeah and she we
40:09
already know. She doesn't care about being
40:10
naked. She's a new dad.
40:11
She's fine. She came in like full just
40:14
staring at the ween area. Yeah.
40:16
Like I'm watching it slowly go up because that's what it was
40:20
described as, wasn't it? Yeah that it was slowly going up
40:25
but everything just wrapped up 100%.
40:27
Yeah, during this I mean, At warehouse would do we think it
40:31
was gonna go? I didn't like that.
40:32
He was like you must suck my dick now and like pushed it out.
40:36
I was like Chill. You could make her come first
40:41
and then she could do it. No, it was just the whole eager.
40:44
It was a control, and then fighting against each other.
40:47
That was the best part. Yeah, it was kind of funny
40:50
because it hot in our, he has that in Sully Vibe where he
40:53
doesn't want to admit. Like, he doesn't want to think
40:56
that she enjoys sex as a woman. No.
40:58
Because he doesn't think women enjoy sex.
41:00
That's his mentality. Yeah.
41:02
So when he was realizing that she was liking stuff.
41:06
Yeah. And him off.
41:07
Yeah, and I'm like, oh, It's very insulted by burying cell
41:11
but they would get mad at it. Yes, they were getting at it
41:14
because she was like taking control and then he was like, oh
41:19
yeah, oh no, yeah how dare she and then he took over.
41:24
He said he's Bulls were Ground Zero.
41:27
I'm like, okay. All right, and this is being
41:29
like electrified from the inside out, like, bro, is that when she
41:33
was tickling his fault. I think.
41:35
So it was when he was just about to explode.
41:38
Load gotta get that baby juice in got it set up that Mafia
41:43
Family for life and of course. So after that sex scene, I
41:46
wanted a bit more than hating each other before.
41:49
Things got physical first in a meeting room real quick.
41:52
He did drown us. Oh, I suppose that's where she
41:55
yeah. Maybe I wanted a bit more though
41:57
bit more weight. Of course there's going to be a
41:59
fundraiser or ball. Where would we be in a mafia
42:03
romance without a big fancy fundraiser?
42:05
Because apparently, they just don't have enough illegal money.
42:08
No, why would they do a public fundraiser?
42:11
Because if you gotta look squeaky clean.
42:13
So she was getting real, with the gangster guys, like things
42:16
things were starting to ramp up. He finally knew that she was
42:19
smart. He was like, whoa, It's like
42:21
brain cells in there. Oh my God, it's almost like, if
42:23
you treated her like a human, she might have them
42:26
conversations with you and she's not even an idiot.
42:29
You know what, I don't understand how she dated her
42:31
ex-boyfriend. I love that.
42:33
He, his voice was him being so fast.
42:36
Yeah, it didn't make sense. Since I know and then some of
42:40
the things you said I was like hold up.
42:42
I know why she broke up with you now.
42:44
Hmm. This Oliver guy is the guy that
42:47
was mentioned before. Yeah, that Callum found out
42:50
right after that, they dated, and then he got all jelly for no
42:53
reason, basically. And then he comes up, he like
42:56
shoves his whole hand up. Add rice.
42:58
I know go straight for the puss and I mean, Callum was only
43:03
offended when he remembered that, he didn't let her put
43:05
underwear on he because he got rid of all their clothes.
43:08
But what kind of slit in the dress situation?
43:10
Would it have what, what beaded dress?
43:13
Because it was apparently too tight because her legs were
43:16
squished together. How you going to fit your whole?
43:19
What if you went from the ankle up?
43:23
He's on the ground. He's like, just let me.
43:25
He's like, and then that's one columns, like, oh, hold up, he's
43:29
about to wear a like a hand puppet.
43:31
And then he's just like wait. He's like, it's not.
43:34
Like she said no a million times before and tell him just like I
43:37
just want to see how it's going. Going.
43:39
I mean I can tell you how it's going.
43:41
She said no she was interested a million times exactly but there
43:45
was a bit where she was like I wouldn't mind.
43:47
Yeah. Whatever if him more because
43:51
she's like, I haven't had sex in a week, two days.
43:55
Yeah, she was like, oh, it's coming around a week.
43:58
But when she did think about it, fantasy tended, to Callum is
44:02
ill. At one time, they had sex in the
44:05
shower like, relax, relax, the bit where?
44:07
Okay, so can Fights off Oliver and then he's not there anymore.
44:10
Whatever. Yeah.
44:11
And then he practically runs over to her and is like did you
44:14
love him? Lol, I know.
44:18
And then he's like, who fucked better?
44:20
He fucked better. My hand Callum.
44:27
She's like, you guys haven't even cracked the top three.
44:30
I mean, I've been faking it. This is the time to time.
44:34
Like I'm gay gay. That's why I was enjoying my
44:38
massage secret subplot is that she didn't want to get married
44:42
because she's gay. They're just be, it's very
44:44
tougher. Yes, could be.
44:47
I reading Beauty, he gives so straight, he's gay sometimes.
44:56
I love that. I so straight.
44:59
He's gay. So straight.
45:00
He's got you like this homophobic for no reason?
45:02
Yeah, it's suspiciously straight.
45:05
Yeah, it's all cool. It can't we have a romance book
45:09
where the guy isn't exact carbon copy of this asshole enemies,
45:13
two lovers, my friend but they're always the same, every
45:17
male character. I think they're trying to
45:18
Gaslight us into thinking we want this shit.
45:21
No. Good romance books in general.
45:25
I feel like they're trying to Gaslight us into thinking this
45:27
shit's normal. Oh yeah.
45:28
Yeah and it's not it's not I think people want this in their
45:32
fantasies. Yeah.
45:33
But if someone acted like this to me in real life had probably
45:36
been crying every day. I feel like you called me, soft.
45:44
What does that even mean? That's what I mean.
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He makes me all day. He makes me and then he talks
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about his workout regime. I my God.
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I don't want to hear about these records.
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I keep hearing the grinded notification.
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I don't know where it's going wrong.
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Like I keep watching shine, his bald head.
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Deal with this Roger drama, hmm in just that every day in every
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day that he was like oh fuck. But it was so funny to me
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jealousy. Well, she's probably like
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excuse. Yeah, she's just trying to move
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her best life. She's motherfucking 20, she
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doesn't know what's happening here.
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Thank you, doesn't care. She literally could not care and
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he's getting all wound up trying to fuck her in the limo which he
46:34
does anyway. But he's like, who fucks better?
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But How much of a total that is? I'll be, like, I don't know,
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your I don't have enough notes could to compare and also
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assuming that they dated a little bit ago, because they,
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dated for a whole year. And then I assumed she was
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single for a bit that was probably when she was like 18.
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Yeah. How are you gonna compare sexual
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experiences when you're 18? Yeah, they don't get them.
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They literally don't count and then he surprised she likes sex.
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Like, who doesn't we're? Biologically a tune to enjoy
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sex. Because like, I, she loves it
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just as much as me, sorry? Sorry.
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I didn't realize she wasn't a laugh.
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Like, it's a biological need as well as breathing eating and
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love that smell. It's almost like it's part of
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the human experience or something that's a woman.
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Hmm. Okay.
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So he's my predictions something properly.
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Life-threatening will come up. Yeah.
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Where he's going to have to save her life and then she'll
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actually fall in love with him. Yeah.
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And then I hope they're going to throw us a curveball, but
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they're going to end up being together obviously obviously.
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Yeah, but I think it's just going too smoothly.
47:47
And obviously and one of them will probably die like not die,
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but almost Aya. And then the brothers will be
47:54
thankful about column and that'll help heal their little
47:57
thing and then she'll it'll be finished.
47:59
And then she'll be pregnant. Yeah, so yeah, that's how I
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wondered all of this going to come back into it or that was
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him. She'll get kidnapped.
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For sure. And then I will save her and
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then it'll prove to her that he actually cares or he'll get
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kidnapped and she'll be in fucking distress or save it for
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something. Yeah.
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What do we hope that happens with them though because I know
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we always will, I'm going to speak for myself.
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I always hope that they break up.
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This is a shit relationship. That's your logical brain
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thinking throw that out the window, okay, throw it out, the
48:31
window. It would be more realistic if
48:33
you just full-on cheated on her, because I just think that I just
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hope she fucks his dad. I'm I think if we gotta look at
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this type of guy in real life, he's gonna cheat on her.
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So, if that happened. Yeah, I want her to get the best
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revenge. Yeah, the into that.
48:48
He's not going to keep it in his pants.
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Oh, no. I see if he's just decided.
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Oh, yeah, cool. I'll keep it in my pencil as
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well. Since I heard about her pussy
48:55
about 5,000 times in three chapters, she probably has the
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most amazing vagina ever but to him it's just going to be like
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an old shoe and fall off. He's gotta have that new that
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new new that new freshly Brazilian wax without consent.
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Pussy around the corner. Yeah.
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Hello. It's just our comes walking
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around the corner. He doesn't care.
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We're not people. Emily.
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Yeah, - we don't real know. We don't have thoughts and
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feelings and she better not have like a little bit of curved or a
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body. Hell, no.
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What are we into a grown woman
49:31
over here? What a little, how dare her
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hips? Be hippie.
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All right. Anything else to add about this?
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No, I don't have anything, okay, I think we'll be pretty spot-on
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with our predictions about go on.
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