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  Speaker 5: be up hours and hours and hours from now, and
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  Speaker 5: so you can catch up on what you might have missed.
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  Speaker 5: But we're gonna lead, and there are some options here.
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  Speaker 5: I was at the fork in the road and I said, hey,
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  Speaker 5: play the hits, mam man.
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  Speaker 3: Play the hits.
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  Speaker 5: Is one of our big shots back in the day,
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  Speaker 5: I like to say.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 5: Our lead this hour is from phil Laeddelphia, where they
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  Speaker 5: are preparing for a parade, which.
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  Speaker 3: Means there'll be a lot of people.
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  Speaker 5: They're estimating a million people will be at the Eagles
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  Speaker 5: parade on Friday in Philly, and how many people will
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  Speaker 5: be climbing buildings. We'll be climbing street towers, you know,
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  Speaker 5: the signals and whatnot. A lot will we get what
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  Speaker 5: we got last time when an Eagle fan famously took
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  Speaker 5: a piece of a horse of feces and decided to
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  Speaker 5: have a nice meal. Will we get that, I don't know,
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  Speaker 5: But the aftermath of the Eagles winning the Lombardy it
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  Speaker 5: still playing out. Everyone's got a hot take now. Jalen Hurts,
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  Speaker 5: who won the MVP, only got twelve of the votes though,
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  Speaker 5: so it wasn't an overwhelming MVP. But they still call
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  Speaker 5: them the MVP of the Super Bowl. And he dazzled
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  Speaker 5: us with some pearls of wisdom. And we're all about
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  Speaker 5: parsing the words of people in sports. Yes, a lot
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  Speaker 5: of wisdom, a lot of wisdom. You're so if you
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  Speaker 5: didn't hear what he had to say, perhaps not, Jalen Hurts,
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  Speaker 5: he just won the Super Bowl. You're at the top
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  Speaker 5: of the mountain. You're the pinnacle of your sport. There So,
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  Speaker 5: Jalen Hurts says that despite winning the Super Bowl, that
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  Speaker 5: he is motivated by what happened a couple of years
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  Speaker 5: ago in the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 3: When the Eagles were on the wrong side of the scoreboard.
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  Speaker 3: Take a list.
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  Speaker 6: This whole year has been more magnifying to me in
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  Speaker 6: terms of my desire to win because you kind of learned,
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  Speaker 6: like how I processed everything after the game and where
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  Speaker 6: my heart was, so like the joy of winning, it
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  Speaker 6: still no comparison to the pain of losing it and
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  Speaker 6: so on. Those things are still going to continue to
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  Speaker 6: motivate me and drive me internally.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So the last part is what we call in
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  Speaker 5: the biz the money quote.
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  Speaker 3: Here, you'd agree, I think you'd agree money quote.
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  Speaker 5: He said, it's like the joy of winning, it still
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  Speaker 5: had no comparison to the pain of losing.
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  Speaker 3: And that was the quote right there. So let us
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  Speaker 3: discuss the question.
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  Speaker 5: Jalen Hurts says, the joy of the Eagles Super Bowl
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  Speaker 5: victory had no comparison to the agony of the twenty
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  Speaker 5: twenty three loss to Kansas City.
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  Speaker 3: So how does that sound to you?
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  Speaker 7: All?
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  Speaker 3: Right now, I'm gonna go first.
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  Speaker 5: I've got professor Ayahuasca and DeLorean and we will combine
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  Speaker 5: all of these things together and we will live to
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  Speaker 5: tell the tale. We will live to tell the tale.
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  Speaker 5: So A, I consider this your honor, and you are
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  Speaker 5: the juror you're the judge. I consider this to be
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  Speaker 5: corroborating evidence the long standing hypothesis. If you've been with
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  Speaker 5: me riding shotgun here in the overnight all these years.
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  Speaker 5: You know, one of my many my grandpressors at Michigos.
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  Speaker 5: One of my things I've come up with over the
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  Speaker 5: years that I believe has been confirmed now by Jalen Hurts.
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  Speaker 5: The better story is always in the losing locker room.
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  Speaker 5: And as my professor back in the day, a guy
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  Speaker 5: named Jim McKay, this broadcaster wide world of sports, and
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  Speaker 5: he taught me, spanning the globe, the thrill of victory,
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  Speaker 5: the agony of defeat, the human drama of athletic competition,
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  Speaker 5: and losers are always more compelling than winners. I love losers.
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  Speaker 5: I love talking about losers. I love goofing on losers.
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  Speaker 5: I'm all about losers. I am right.
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  Speaker 3: In sports, it's not real tragedy.
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  Speaker 5: You know, we know what real tragedy is, right, You
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  Speaker 5: live your life, you lose friends, you lose family, you know,
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  Speaker 5: people get sick.
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  Speaker 3: That's real tragedy. But sports tragedy is much more enjoyable
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  Speaker 3: to talk about than triumph.
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  Speaker 5: There's a million people running to kiss your ass when
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  Speaker 5: you win, and when you lose, that heartbreak that is
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  Speaker 5: the common denominator in a great story. And Kansas City's
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  Speaker 5: a living testament to that. I know we're talking about Jalen
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  Speaker 5: Hurts here, but leading into the Super Bowl, it.
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  Speaker 3: Was all about dynasty.
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  Speaker 5: Mahomes is Tom Brady, Andy Reid is Bill Belichick, and
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  Speaker 5: they go out there and ride the vomit comet in
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  Speaker 5: the Super Bowl. And now Mahomes is a bum my colleague.
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  Speaker 5: Rob Parker wants Andy Reid to leave the Chiefs. He
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  Speaker 5: should be out as coach of the chief and so
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  Speaker 5: all of that because they lost the game.
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  Speaker 3: But again, losing is a great motivator.
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  Speaker 5: And Jalen Hurts gave a refresher course here that that
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  Speaker 5: Super Bowl a couple of years back still stings and
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  Speaker 5: still motivates him, and that even though he's now a
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  Speaker 5: winner and all you guys will kiss his ass and say, hey,
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  Speaker 5: won the Super Bowl, he was the MVP. For him,
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  Speaker 5: he's gonna be fueled by the loss more. And that's
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  Speaker 5: how it always is. All right, now I mentioned the Chiefs.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go to.
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  Speaker 5: Kansas City where the Chiefs are still licking their wounds
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  Speaker 5: after being mollywopped in the Super Bowl, and they have
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  Speaker 5: now apparently.
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  Speaker 3: Set a deadline a point.
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  Speaker 5: Of demarcation for Travis Kelce to either poop or get
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  Speaker 5: off the pot and has to make a decision the
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  Speaker 5: ultimatum regarding his NFL future. I know you're dying to
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  Speaker 5: know where Taylor Swift's boyfriend is going to go? Will
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  Speaker 5: he go follow her around? Write music? Will he do
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  Speaker 5: crappy podcasts? Will he do cheese ball game shows? Or
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  Speaker 5: be a horrible actor? What path will Travis Kelsey day? So,
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  Speaker 5: if Kelsey chooses to say bye bye and retire, the
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  Speaker 5: Chiefs are in that bastion, They've got to find somebody
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  Speaker 5: else right there.
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  Speaker 3: They need you to know.
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  Speaker 5: So they've said, if you're gonna retire, you have to
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  Speaker 5: announce that by March fourteenth. That's what they say. Based
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  Speaker 5: on the deadline. The Chiefs are going to give Kelsey
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  Speaker 5: one month. Right, Today's Valentine's Day, which you know, me
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  Speaker 5: and Coop aren't that excited about.
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  Speaker 3: Lorraine is very excited about it.
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  Speaker 5: We're like, whoa, yeah, she's fired up, and she's like,
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  Speaker 5: oh yeah, everyone's gonna kiss my ass today.
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  Speaker 3: It's Valentine's Day, all right?
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, all right, so thumbs up or thumbs down on
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  Speaker 5: Chiefs tight end Travis Kelsey given a deadline to decide
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  Speaker 5: his future.
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  Speaker 3: I mean this talk he's gonna retire, So I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Gonna give this two thumbs up, two thumbs up, big
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  Speaker 5: thumbs two thumbs up. So really, what the Chiefs are
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  Speaker 5: saying is, don't don't do an Andrew Luck. Don't screw
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  Speaker 5: us over. Remember Andrew Luck when he famously quit on
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  Speaker 5: the Colts, that loser, Andrew Luck right before the season started,
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  Speaker 5: like two weeks before the season.
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  Speaker 3: What a douche. And so the.
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  Speaker 5: Chiefs are like, listen, do it the proper way, do
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  Speaker 5: it the way it's supposed to be done, don't screw
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  Speaker 5: us over. And that's all they're asking, And it seems
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  Speaker 5: perfectly fair to me and Kelsey. For the next month,
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  Speaker 5: he has no responsibility. He can go out to the
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  Speaker 5: Amazon and drink some ayahuasca and do some soul searching
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  Speaker 5: with Taylor Swift, or go shake it off in Rhode
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  Speaker 5: Island or whatever. But if he checks out, Kansas City's
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  Speaker 5: got to have to fill the blank spot that they're
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  Speaker 5: gonna have on their bingo card. And they also don't
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  Speaker 5: want to pay Kelsey. This is really about money, because
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  Speaker 5: a month from now is March fourteenth, and on March fifteenth,
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  Speaker 5: we are told, as we understand it here, that Kelsey
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  Speaker 5: has a roster bonus of like eleven millions, so they
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  Speaker 5: don't want to get on the hook.
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  Speaker 3: God forbid.
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  Speaker 5: You know, a NFL team with billions pays an next
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  Speaker 5: raw eleven million. But the point is it's the grown
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  Speaker 5: up way to handle things. You're gonna retire in that business.
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  Speaker 5: You take months off and you say that's it, I'm done.
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  Speaker 5: I'm leaving all right now, last word, So we have trades.
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  Speaker 5: It's a queer time of the year. You know, the
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  Speaker 5: football is a year round sport. Now it isn't just
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  Speaker 5: about the games. It's the conversation which goes year round
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  Speaker 5: with God blessed the NFL because otherwise we'd be talking
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  Speaker 5: to NBA, my God. So anyway, the NFL conversation usually
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  Speaker 5: happens we're getting ready for the scouting combine, which is
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  Speaker 5: always a highlight the underwear Olympics.
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  Speaker 3: Who doesn't like that, and then we have the wave
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  Speaker 3: of free agency.
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  Speaker 5: There's a little bit of a lull, but then the
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  Speaker 5: NFL Draft happens, and then there's like another wave of
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  Speaker 5: roster cuts and there's offseason mini camps.
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  Speaker 3: So it's always something going on.
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  Speaker 5: But one of the big names, if you've been paying attention,
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  Speaker 5: that is on the radar and could be coming to
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  Speaker 5: an NFL team near you, is Cooper Cup on the
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  Speaker 5: l A R I am. Apparently he can no longer
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  Speaker 5: ram it all day and ram it all night. The
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  Speaker 5: Rams looking to unload Cooper Cup. Now, an NFL scout
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  Speaker 5: I was reading this earlier and I wanted to share
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  Speaker 5: this with the class. So an NFL scout says that
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  Speaker 5: the Rams w Cooper Cup is still a number one
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  Speaker 5: or a number two a wide receiver for almost any
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  Speaker 5: team in the league. Question, how do you assess that statement?
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  Speaker 5: The Cooper Cup who is available? He's on the auctioning
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  Speaker 5: block right now. He can be yours if the price
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  Speaker 5: is right, and this scouting and they will put their
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  Speaker 5: name on it. They never do, but says, hey, this
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  Speaker 5: guy is still a number one or number two receiver
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  Speaker 5: in the NFL. So, first of all, I love the player. However, however,
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  Speaker 5: on the Mallord scouting Bureau, the Malor scouting Bureau, no
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  Speaker 5: way on God's green Earth is Cooper Cup a number
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  Speaker 5: one receiver and if anything, he's in the suburbs. He's
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  Speaker 5: in the verbs as a number two receiver. He's a
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  Speaker 5: borderline guy. I have him on my Malord Scouting Bureau
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  Speaker 5: report as a number three wide receiver at this point.
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  Speaker 5: Here's why, right, in order for him to go to
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  Speaker 5: high to or number one, you would have to go
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  Speaker 5: to a garage.
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  Speaker 3: Actually you don't even have to go right.
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  Speaker 5: You go over to Universal Studios, and I know where
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  Speaker 5: the DeLorean is. I walked by it actually on Thursday.
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  Speaker 5: So there's a DeLorean right there. You find the DeLorean
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  Speaker 5: and then you go back to the future and unlock
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  Speaker 5: the superpowers. Because Cooper Cup for one season was the
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  Speaker 5: greatest receiver in the NFL twenty twenty one.
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  Speaker 3: However, it's not twenty twenty one. Spoiler Earlert. It's twenty
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  Speaker 3: twenty five.
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  Speaker 5: A Cooper Cup has not had a thousand yard season
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  Speaker 5: the last three years, which is a baseline over seventeen games.
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  Speaker 5: He's missed at least five games with all kinds of
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  Speaker 5: humpty dumpty like injuries for three straight years. And if
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  Speaker 5: my Malor math is correct, the Cooper Cup has missed
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  Speaker 5: I think it's eighteen games.
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  Speaker 3: Over the last four seasons.
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  Speaker 5: That's an that's over a season of football that he
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  Speaker 5: has not been able to play.
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  Speaker 3: And you look at his age and.
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  Speaker 5: He's crossed over the age of thirty, and so you're like, okay, well,
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  Speaker 5: how many more productive years is he gonna have? The
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  Speaker 5: production has done the limbo down down, down, down down down?
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  Speaker 5: How low can you go? How low can you go?
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  Speaker 3: No? Again? I like the guy. I just killed him,
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  Speaker 3: But I like the player. I like to wait when
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  Speaker 3: he's healthy in plays. I like him.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, let's hold off on. He's a number one receiver,
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  Speaker 5: a number two. That scout must be from the Tennessee
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  Speaker 5: Titans because they don't know football, right. That must be
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  Speaker 5: a dumb scout. There's a lot of dumb scouts out there.
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  Speaker 5: Oh it goes a number one, please my fat ass.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: so our lead this hour play the hits as well.
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  Speaker 5: It's a story that we knew was coming, and now
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  Speaker 5: here it is our lead from Gotham adjacent in the
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  Speaker 5: Swamplands of New Jersey. After several days of speculation, we
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  Speaker 5: now have clarity. The fog has cleared on mister Rogers' neighborhood.
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  Speaker 5: Where is mister Rogers' neighborhood going? Well, we have an
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  Speaker 5: announced here. If you didn't see this, maybe not officially
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  Speaker 5: up for auction. The docu sign will be completed soon.
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  Speaker 5: The Jets have announced publicly that breaking up is actually
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  Speaker 5: not that hard to do.
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  Speaker 3: They are moving on from.
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  Speaker 5: Quarterback air In Rogers. Times have change and Rogers will
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  Speaker 5: no longer where that green uniform for the Jets. He'll
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  Speaker 5: stumble out of the Jets facility. The soon to be released.
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  Speaker 3: Future Hall of Fame quarterback will be free to roam
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  Speaker 3: anywhere he wants around the country and any team this offseason.
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  Speaker 5: As that will end a agonizing two year run with
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  Speaker 5: the Jets.
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  Speaker 3: Now two years.
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  Speaker 5: But Aaron Rodgers, let's be honest here, Aaron Rodgers really
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  Speaker 5: only played one year because he got hurt.
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  Speaker 3: The first year.
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  Speaker 5: So the question the Jets have informed Aaron Rodgers and
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  Speaker 5: they will be moving in a different direction. It's not you,
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  Speaker 5: it's us. It's we're the problems. I've heard that before.
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  Speaker 5: So quarterback change. Why did things not work out? Why
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  Speaker 5: did things not work out for Aaron Rodgers? We'll start
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  Speaker 5: with that. I've got Luke Comb's kabookie, theater and casserole,
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  Speaker 5: and we'll combine all of these things together and we'll
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  Speaker 5: make a basket of bread. Bread, not slice bread, but
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  Speaker 5: Brad all right, So number I said, num bur all right,
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  Speaker 5: every everything Aaron Rodgers has touched has turned to crap.
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  Speaker 5: Everything right, Rogers, I am convinced now New Jersey has
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  Speaker 5: more diners than any other state per capita in the
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  Speaker 5: United States. If you love diners, Jersey is for you.
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  Speaker 5: You know that showed diners, drive ins and dives and
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  Speaker 5: the diners is just Jersey. So I am convinced, after
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  Speaker 5: a minute long Mallord investigation that Aaron Rodgers' favorite diner
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  Speaker 5: in Jersey was his place called Murphy's Pub, and he
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  Speaker 5: loved it so much he followed Murphy's law. Anything that
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  Speaker 5: can go wrong will go wrong. It is a cautionary
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  Speaker 5: tale as old as time. The New York Jets acquire
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  Speaker 5: their great Messiah, their great Savior, and they go belly up,
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  Speaker 5: belly up, right. It's happened how many times happened to
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  Speaker 5: my adult life doing talk radio, where the Jets have
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  Speaker 5: gotten someone they were convinced is going to make their
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  Speaker 5: world amazing, whether it was Bill parcell as the coach.
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  Speaker 3: Or whether it was Brett Farb And now you got
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  Speaker 3: Aaron Rodgers.
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  Speaker 5: And it's like every ten years or so they get
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  Speaker 5: one of these saviors and it doesn't work out. So really,
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  Speaker 5: what's going on here is the Aaron Rodgers soundtrack played
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  Speaker 5: out like a Luke Combs tune. Here, be careful what
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  Speaker 5: you wish for. They were convinced this was it. They
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  Speaker 5: had blinders on. They were convinced that Aaron Rodgers was
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  Speaker 5: the end all be a all right mister Green Bay
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  Speaker 5: Packer and all that. So they sold their soul. They said,
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: you know what, We're gonna make a Faustian bargain. He
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: We're gonna let Aaron Rodgers be the GM by proxy.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Checked.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: Okay, So what did Aaron Rodgers do. He brought a
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: bunch of his buddies, a bunch of cheeseheads to town.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: He brought Nathaniel Hackett as one of his coaches, because.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Nathaniel Hackett's good at making barbecue food.
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: And by the time the players and coaches traveled from
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: Green Bay and from tim bucktoo, they were covered in maggots.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: The people he acquired and then Rogers.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: The highlight of his time with the Jets was when
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: he ran out on the field before the season opener
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: against the Buffalo Bills holding the flag. Very patriotic moment, right,
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: It was like nine to eleven, very patriotic, and then
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: proceeded after a couple of plays, Snap crackle, pop, torn Achilles,
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: see you later, game Ozho and when the Jets the
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: other part about this is great.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: So the Jets met with Rogers. If you believe the reporting.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Who knows if it's true or not, but the reporting.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: I assume it's true because I don't think Aaron Rodgers
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: has corrected it. And usually Aaron Rodgers will correct stuff
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: if he thinks is not telling his story properly, and
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: maybe he's waiting for his Pat McAfee appears to do it,
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: but I've not heard him.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: If he did, I missed it. I know he's all
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: chummy with McAfee and some other people.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: But the Jets said, listen, we're thinking about keeping your
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: old ass, but we want you to stop going on
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: with your best ee McAfee and Rogers, who the only
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: time this guy's an all pro is with Pat McAfee,
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: not on the field. And so the Jets said, hey,
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: you got to abstain. You got to abstain, you know,
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: you got to have a dry month or dry year
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: for McAfee, and Rogers said, go suck rocks, and he
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: gets paid a million dollars, over a million dollars to
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: do a ten minute radio hit every week. It must
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: be must be tough, paying off in space. And so
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: he's he's gone. He's done with the Jets now, page two.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: So I love this part of the story. I don't
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: of you played a long or not. The divorce was
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: announced as the differences were just too much to overcome
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: between the Jets and Aaron Rodgers, as Pat McAfee messed
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: everything up. So the divorce is announced by the Jets.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: They sent a goodbye post on social media? And how
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: do you think that went? How do you think the
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: goodbye post went? It said for everything you've given us
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: the past two years, thank you number eight And then
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: they had a photo of Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, that was harpooned.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Is the word I will use. Everyone and their mother
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: asked the same question of the Jets admin. What exactly
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: has Aaron Rodgers given the franchise of the past two years?
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: And here's the question, and that's just one example. Do
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: the Jets actually care that they are being mocked and
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: ridiculed by everybody for this cheeseball goodbye post to Aaron Rodgers?
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: So the answer is.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: Absolutely not right, win, loser draw. It is a trip
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: on social media to Kabooki theater. It's a passion play.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: It's style over substance. And the thing we've learned over
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: time now it's much better if you have a sense
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: of humor. And a lot of these internet people don't
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: have a sense of humor. It's like they got to
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: stick up their wazoo. They just don't have any self
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: deprecating humor. And what maybe they do, but the people
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: that work for the teams don't. They're very full of
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: themselves and they can't poke fun at themselves and stuff
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: like last year, the Chicago White Sox were an absolute
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: white hot tire fire and that's an understated and were
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: the worst teams all time in baseball. Isary, but by
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: the end of the year they were having fun with it.
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: They were having fun. They're like they knew they blew
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: and they were having a good time with it. And
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: that's the way you got to approach it. But these
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: teams that take themselves so seriously.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: But to answer the question, no.
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: The teams don't care that they're getting mocked. The Jets
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: don't care because in their world, it's all about engagement.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: And if there's a lot of comments and a lot
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: of likes and a lot of this, and a lot
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: of clicks, and we listen, it's a cesspool.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: A lot of bad vibrations in that world, world, in
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: that space. But that's part of the deal.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: And as the great philosopher of many years ago said,
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: engagement is engagement, and increased engagement means more traffic, a
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: higher valuation, which means you can sell paid content and
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: make more money.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: And as I was informed long long.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: Ago, in a galaxy far far away, and this is
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: before social media, somebody that worked for the Dodgers told
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: me said, listen, right, Angry fans are engaged fans. Happy
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: fans are engaged fans. We're okay with either one. We'd
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: rather the fans be happy. We'd rather the fans be
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: happy than angry. But we're okay with them being angry
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: because they're engaged. The one thing we cannot have is apathy,
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: because apathy in our world is death. If you don't care,
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: that's when we do something. And this has always been
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: the case. It's like the biggest power we have as
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: fans is to not care. Because they don't make any money.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: We don't watch the games on television or the internet
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: or whatever, and we don't. We don't listen to them
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: on the radio, we don't go.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: To the games. We don't buy merch that gets their attention.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: That's a party pooper, that is.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: So the teams are like, well, you know, we'll send
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: stuff out and people can goof on us and we're
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: cruising for a bruising. But that's fine, all right, final point,
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: So what is next? Who's got next? For Aaron Rodgers?
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: And also the j e Ts suck suck suck. So
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: the Jets, it's gonna be like the Cooking Channel. They're
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: gonna have to make a cast role. And here's why
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: because Gang Green. Now you know, I'm a salary cap
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: truther from don to Dusk, I'm a salary cap truther.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: But Aaron Rodgers, because of his departure, the Jets will
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: be eating forty nine million in terms of a dead
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: cap hit who goofed I've got to know. But they
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: can spread that out. They'll design it as a post
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: June first release. There's all these loopholes. It's like the
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: tax code, or you just have to hire some good
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: lawyers and you don't have to pay taxes. Let the
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: other suckers pay taxes, and so the government can go
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: waste our money. But now the Jets, what are they
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: gonna do? The Jets will be kissing a bunch of
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: frogs hoping to find a prince.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: A lot of fun. Now, who look at the quarterback carousel?
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Who's available? Realistically available? You've got Sam Donald?
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: Would that not be fun to have Sam Donald go
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: back to the Jets just for laugh, you know, sen giggles,
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: It'll be great. Kirk Cousins Viking legend. Kirk Cousins could
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: be a Jet. Derek Carr likely done with the New
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: Orleans Saints can be yours. Daniel Jones, Danny Dimes matching
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: him going back to New York and continue to be
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: the Duke of Puke. You've got Mac Jones, You've got Garoppolo,
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: Russell Wilson, Justin Fields, Jamis Winston. Stop me when you
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: hear a name that you think's good, because I didn't
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: hear any names that are that good.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right?
• 26:17
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: As for Rogers, Aaron Roger Aaron Rodgers at age forty one.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: In order for him to continue playing, he's going to
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: have to be London Bridge. Now hopefully London Bridge doesn't
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: come falling down, but he's gonna have to be a
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: Bridge quarterback and the Raiders. It doesn't make any sense,
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: right because the Raiders are a bad team.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: But it's Vegas. And I can see a guy like
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Rodgers wanting to be in Vegas. And he wouldn't even
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: live in Vegas. Like Rodgers would actually live in Area
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: fifty one and he would fly in.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: I don't want to go all coast to coast, but
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: he would be like he'd have one of those playing
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: flights and he'd go out to Area fifty one and
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: hang out with the Goblins and the lizard people and
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: all that, and then he'd he'd come back to play
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: for the Raiders and then fly back out to go
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: to Bed.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: I could see that happening.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: And also the Rams and the Rams if they're going
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: to get rid of Matthew Stafford, I'm not one hundred
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: percent sold they're going to get rid of him. They've
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: been talking about getting rid of Matthew Stafford for a
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: couple of years and he keeps coming back. He's like
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: a cockaroach which is in the walls here in the building,
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: and you know a guy like Aaron Rodgers like for
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: one or two years.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: By one year he's forty one.
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: With McVeigh and Puka Nakua and that offensive mind of McVeigh.
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: There are worse things to have, right, There are worse
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: problems to have as a bridge over troubled waters.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: For the lram.
• 27:42
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• 27:48
  Speaker 3: It's Mallard. How about that? To the third degree, this
• 27:54
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• 27:56
  Speaker 7: Loop Bill's running back James Cook is eligible for new
• 27:59
  Speaker 7: con track and with one year left on his rookie deal,
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: he's looking to be rewarded. Cook said on Instagram Wednesday
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: that he is looking for fifteen million per year. Ben.
• 28:07
  Speaker 9: Do you think Buffalo gives it to him?
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: Well, I also said years ago I told the management
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: here I want Colin cowhard money, and they laughed at
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: me when I told them that. So now you can
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: ask for whatever you want. This is the great acid test.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: This is a great measuring stick for these running backs.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: Because we had such a dominating year for Derrick Henry
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: in Baltimore and for Barkley and Philadelphia.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: How much does that move the needle. I don't think
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: it moves it that much.
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: I still believe the NFL teams are going to try
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: to save some money on running backs.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: But Cook was very good for the Bills last year.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: I don't believe he's going to get fifteen million dollars
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: per year.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: We'll see all right.
• 28:42
  Speaker 7: Next On Wednesday night and a loss to the Nets,
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: Paul George scored two points with six rebounds and four assists.
• 28:49
  Speaker 7: To see that, Yeah, Tyres maxiy and Joel Embiid were
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: both not playing. It's the seventh time this season that
• 28:54
  Speaker 7: Georgia scored single digits. Bennis PG thirteen's contract the worst
• 28:59
  Speaker 7: in the NBA.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't want to pile on. He's really good
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: at podcasting.
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: You know, he's really good. You know, he's uploaded more
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: podcasts than he has scored baskets for the Sixers. Oh
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: my god, that's amazing. No, he's done. And this is
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: what happens to the basketball players when they get older.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: Like Georgia, every once in a while will have a
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: twenty five point game, but then he has like a
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: two week stretch where he scores like ten points or
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: six points and yeah he's done and the Sixers are screwed.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: What a mess.
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: Next, Ohio State has hired Matt Patricia as their defensive coordinator,
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: and despite his failures as a head coach and an
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: offensive coordinator in the NFL, Buckeye's fans are actually feeling
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: pretty good about the higher, pointing out that Patricia's success
• 29:41
  Speaker 7: has come as a defensive coordinator.
• 29:42
  Speaker 9: Ben, do you think this hire works out for Ryan
• 29:44
  Speaker 9: Dane Ohio State?
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: So I've never met Matt Patricia. I know everyone says
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: he's a rocket scientist. But to me, to be good
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: at coaching in college, you have to be charming and charismatic, and.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Because you have to recruit kits, you have to sell kids.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: Everyone I know in Boston met Matt Patricia said he's
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: the biggest douchebag in the world.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: So I think it's gonna be a disaster. How about that?
• 30:02
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• 30:04
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• 33:21
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  Speaker 2: Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 3: Wow Entertainment start right now? Yeah, all right, thank you
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  Speaker 3: for that romantic man. I can guarantee it will be
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  Speaker 3: a talent movies alight, stopped talking?
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  Speaker 9: All right, thank you, Marcel, Go find your zoom world
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  Speaker 9: all right, Ben?
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  Speaker 7: Uh, We're gonna start off in the theaters, and I
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  Speaker 7: feel like, there will be a time when when I
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  Speaker 7: can stop mentioning these types of movies.
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  Speaker 9: But I don't think the time's here quite yet.
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  Speaker 7: But the latest Marvel movie, Captain America Brave New World
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  Speaker 7: is in theaters now, and well, it's a new new
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  Speaker 7: Captain America, Like the actual character is a new person.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, it's no longer what was what was the
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  Speaker 9: actor's name, Lorena? Do you know who I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 6: The one guy?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, that guy, the dude. Why am I blanking Chris Evans?
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  Speaker 9: There we go?
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  Speaker 7: Uh yeah, so it's it's no longer Chris Evans. Uh,
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  Speaker 7: it's Anthony Mackie. And this movie has actually gotten pretty
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  Speaker 7: mediocre to poor reviews. But if you want to take
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  Speaker 7: your kids to the theaters, Paddington in Peru is out
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  Speaker 7: this weekend.
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  Speaker 3: I was years ago. I hope Paddington goes to pol
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  Speaker 3: I need to see Paddington.
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  Speaker 9: Right, I mean my dreams have come through, Yes, but
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  Speaker 9: this movie is actually next movie.
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  Speaker 3: He'll be in Bangladesh.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I mean it's got to be somewhere that starts
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  Speaker 7: with the piece so that it like so that it
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  Speaker 7: works with the what's that Paddington in Puerto Rico. There
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  Speaker 7: you go.
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  Speaker 9: Uh, what about Paddington in Portland?
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  Speaker 3: Don't try to touch up the bit?
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  Speaker 9: Okay, Loren Paddington shoots up heroin.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 7: Moving on to television, we have a new movie on
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  Speaker 7: Apple TV Plus. It is called The Gorge.
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  Speaker 3: Now. Oh, is that the Zion Williamson flick?
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  Speaker 7: But this one's getting that's got middling reviews. It's from
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  Speaker 7: the makers of The Black Phone and Doctor Strange, and
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  Speaker 7: it's got Miles Teller, Anya Taylor Joy, and Sigourney Weaver
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  Speaker 7: in a thriller about a about secret operatives working at
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  Speaker 7: a gorge that hides a mysterious evil that threatens humanity.
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  Speaker 7: Names yeah, yeah, some pretty big names there. We also
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  Speaker 7: have the delayed third season of Yellow Jackets. It is
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  Speaker 7: available to stream right now in Paramount Plus. If you
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  Speaker 7: only have showtime then that'll be on Sunday Night. Guest
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  Speaker 7: stars this season include Hillary Swank and Joel McHale. You've
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  Speaker 7: heard those names too, right.
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  Speaker 6: I have?
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  Speaker 5: I have Joe McHale's the TV show up Talkshow do.
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  Speaker 3: You still do that?
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  Speaker 9: What was that talk soup? Yes?
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  Speaker 7: Don't.
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  Speaker 9: I don't think that's still anymore. I don't think so.
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  Speaker 7: Then this Sunday, we have the return the next season
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  Speaker 7: of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. That's HBO at
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  Speaker 7: eleven pm, also available to stream on Max. And we
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  Speaker 7: also have the return of the Hits anthology series The
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  Speaker 7: White Lotus. It is its third season and this time
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  Speaker 7: the series heads two time land. Just like last season,
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  Speaker 7: will have one returning cast member from the previous season.
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  Speaker 7: This is Natasha Rothwell.
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  Speaker 3: I got to find stuff to watch. There's no sports.
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  Speaker 3: Everything's off.
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  Speaker 5: There's no sports, So I gotta find either college basketball.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I'll watch gottlieb Blues again.
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  Speaker 9: Green Well, you can watch The White Lotus man. It's
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  Speaker 9: a good show. I think you'd like it.
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  Speaker 7: HBO, HBO nine pm. This this season includes Walton Goggins,
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  Speaker 7: who is one of my favorites. Love Walton Goggins, Parker Posey,
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  Speaker 7: Michelle Monaghan, Kerry Coon, Leslie Bibb, and Patrick Schwarzenegger, the
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  Speaker 7: son of Arnold.
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  Speaker 3: How old is he?
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  Speaker 9: I think he's in his twenties, is he?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Schwartz Thigger's getting up there, so he might even
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  Speaker 3: be older than that.
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  Speaker 9: He is thirty one. Yeah, some Oh my goodness, come
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  Speaker 9: down and that is was gonna